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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Showtime well Bred, No.

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Speaker 3: Jim, don't worry about it.

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Speaker 4: Don't worry, take.

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Speaker 3: Time to enjoy coalking in Life, The Christian.

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Speaker 1: O'Connell Show, Gold one O four bye, Hey.

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Speaker 3: Good morning. It's a Christian O'Connell show Thursday morning. So

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Speaker 3: yesterday after the show, producer Tom pulled me aside and

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Speaker 3: he said, listen, there's been a bit of a sort

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Speaker 3: of kerfuffle bucket home for Patsy, and if it's right

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Speaker 3: with you, she needs to do the show from home.

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, yeah, how they think it's right? And

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Speaker 3: I just presumed that she had to do the school run,

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Speaker 3: which is very important to patch you, because her husband

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Speaker 3: Chris couldn't do it. So I just presume that this

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Speaker 3: whole thing. Tom had to drive way out, way out

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Speaker 3: west where they've been living with you know, Wi Fi

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Speaker 3: outages forever. They're still on dive out modo out there.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, Judge, you know, real reasons to so

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Speaker 3: she can drive her daughter Ordie down the road to

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Speaker 3: the bus stop. It's just true, Patsy.

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Speaker 5: It's literally it is literally at the end of our store.

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Speaker 5: Our street kind of is like an L shape, and

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Speaker 5: we're kind of at the foot like if we were Italy.

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Speaker 5: We are the foot of Italy. Does that make sense?

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Speaker 3: It sounds like you're in Italy now on this ancho microphone,

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Speaker 3: Hello Melbourne calling. Can you hear us out there?

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Speaker 4: How many actual meters from your front door to the

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Speaker 5: I haven't counted it, but it's probably like a minute drive.

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Speaker 5: But she's no, don't you mock me. She's just turned twelve.

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Speaker 5: I think she's too young, just yet, just yet to

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Speaker 5: walk herself. No, it's no stranger danger and all that stuff.

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Speaker 5: I'm not comfortable.

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Speaker 3: Yet street. You know them all.

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Speaker 5: You never know who's around. No, I have to thank

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Speaker 5: you so much for letting me do this, But I

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Speaker 3: I don't want to get in between one of the

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Speaker 3: stranger of dangers. He's working with him. He tried to

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Speaker 3: stop it, ORDI. I always knew there's something about it,

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Speaker 3: wasn't just the englishness.

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Speaker 5: No, I do thank you for letting me do that.

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Speaker 5: I literally just have to slip out so the bus

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Speaker 5: is there. She's the first stop.

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Speaker 3: I see other thing by the way. Tom then goes

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Speaker 3: to me, she won't be able to do with the

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Speaker 3: show for twenty minutes.

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Speaker 5: I probably liked it.

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Speaker 3: A satellite that's moving around. What that's getting the car

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Speaker 3: out of the carriage. It's eighteen minutes of it. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: why do you laugh?

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Speaker 4: To the bus stop? Wanted met him back. Honestly, what

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Speaker 4: are you doing with the rest of the.

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Speaker 3: Time, you'll laugh.

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Speaker 5: I made Chris back my car out because he's got

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Speaker 5: to go into State for work today, so he'll be

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Speaker 5: off at like seven. But I've made him back the

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Speaker 5: out because he's in the ignition.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh, you don't know how stranger danger anyone could

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Speaker 5: And he said, I'll even put like, you know, her

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Speaker 5: lunch and everything's packed. He said, I'll even put her

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Speaker 5: water bottle and a lunch in her bag in the car.

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Speaker 5: So all you have to do is get in the car,

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Speaker 3: Surely you could just five strikes walk down then getting

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Speaker 4: Just watch her from the front windows, gets face FaceTime.

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Speaker 5: Mama bear, no see, this is the trouble when you've

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Speaker 5: been in news for so long and you're around here,

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Speaker 5: we go all the bad things that can happen. So no.

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Speaker 3: Lunch.

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Speaker 5: She's in high school, then she can clarify. Sure, you qualify.

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Speaker 3: He'll become so much more chilled out when she's a teenager.

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Speaker 3: I'll wagure that. It's just you wait to the.

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Speaker 5: It's going to be.

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Speaker 5: We had a year seven information night at school last night,

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Speaker 5: and the common theme was your child is about to

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Speaker 3: Just like about rights of passive This is a teenager.

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Speaker 5: I just don't think I'm ready.

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Speaker 5: Ninety minutes last night?

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Speaker 3: Was it good?

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Speaker 5: Oh, look, this school does a great job in preparing

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Speaker 5: preparing parents. But you know, Chris did not off slightly

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Speaker 3: But there's always one or two dads right who just

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Speaker 3: looked like browbeaten, just broken man who fall asleep at

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Speaker 3: that with angry nudges and elbows for wives, going wake

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Speaker 3: up Jesus is very important. Being very embarrassed, very very important.

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Speaker 5: It would have been better if we had some good

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Speaker 5: coffee though. We had the Nest Cafe Blend forty three,

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Speaker 5: which I forgot how rancid that stuff is. And little

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Speaker 5: packets of biscuits, you know, the biggies you used to

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Speaker 5: the little packets and they like stick to the roof

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Speaker 5: of your mouth.

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Speaker 3: Christian Conmocial sponsored by cafes instant coffee granules for instant

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Speaker 3: coffee immediately. Yeah, I do remember that stuff. But Patsy,

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Speaker 3: some people will like that instant coffee right because it

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Speaker 3: exists and it's all over the world.

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Speaker 4: My dad did instant coffee every day, but there be

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Speaker 4: loads of people.

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Speaker 3: Listen to this. I love their instant coffee.

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Speaker 5: Oh look, I used to like it as well. But now,

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Speaker 5: speaking of coffee, I think I've woken up the whole

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Speaker 5: house because we've got one of those great smig coffee makers,

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Speaker 5: you know, and they do the shamie.

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Speaker 3: Do also then get a great microphone rather than this

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Speaker 3: anchor one you've got. Is it that bad? Is it

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Speaker 3: really that you might as well be the other side

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Speaker 4: Studio it sounds like you should finish every time you

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Speaker 3: You un some truckers radio out there.

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Speaker 5: No, really, it's that bad.

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Speaker 3: No, no, it's fine.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Perhausly doing the show from home today. I've just seen

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Speaker 3: a photo of that set up there, Patsy. It actually

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Speaker 3: looks like you're in some sort of terror spin to cell.

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Speaker 3: There's some sort of rug on the window, a sock

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Speaker 3: us today aka the wild West of Werribee.

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Speaker 5: You know, a lot of the time set up the

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Speaker 5: voiceover artists will actually sit in their walking robes surrounded

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Speaker 4: So this doesn't sound like afraid.

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Speaker 3: That sounds like no voiceover i've ever heard. Oh no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 3: no one's getting voice everal works sounding like this on

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Speaker 5: I can't help it.

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Speaker 3: So this morning we want to know does anyone Patsy

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Speaker 3: just gave them a blast? Does anyone actually like instant coffee?

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Speaker 3: So your dad swears by.

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Speaker 4: Every day, I never saw him have a barista made coffee,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that that ness cafe is a big global conglomerate, Patsy.

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Speaker 3: People must be liking instant coffee. To me, it's the

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Speaker 3: thing you get in those cheap office vending machines. It's

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Speaker 3: always like that kind of credit. And when you go

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Speaker 5: It's like a barrel.

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Speaker 3: Who needs this much of it? Who's so worried Tonny

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Speaker 3: to stop part of this if they have a break

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Speaker 3: in again. My instant coffee granules. It's called like Continental Roast.

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Speaker 3: It's got some strange brand you've never seen before. It

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Speaker 3: must be about at kilos. Do they roll it out?

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Speaker 3: How did you get into your car?

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Speaker 4: I guess it's for like big workplaces. Everyone come and

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Speaker 4: scoop yourself up some out of the drum.

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Speaker 3: Is International Roast? Anyway, does anyone like instant coffee? Give

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Speaker 3: Patsy does not care for instant coffee. I've just had

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Speaker 3: random stuff like massive jars of mayonnaise and those tins.

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Speaker 3: It's like an oil drum off instant coffee, and it is.

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Speaker 3: It's always called something like International Roast. I've just had

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Speaker 3: International Roast. It's a keeling of the thing and I'm looking.

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Speaker 3: I'm always fascinating that people will take time out of

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Speaker 3: actually three reviews here. JD Geelong Victoria best coffee in

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Speaker 3: the office five stars. Wow, brought this tin into the office.

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Speaker 3: Margaret from Salves loves it. This has to be one

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Speaker 3: of the best in coffees around and is a great

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Speaker 3: And then this final one from john Os in Melbourne.

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Speaker 3: International Roast is best enjoyed in a non Bideggrave doable

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Speaker 3: phone cup. The flavor is nostalgic. Was bumping into Wendy

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Speaker 5: What writing this stuff.

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Speaker 3: Do you remember when Bob from Accounting got fired and

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Speaker 3: we all celebrated with an international roast in the tearem

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Speaker 3: me too? Flavor, nostalgia and memories all in one tin

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Speaker 3: of coffee. That's someone who's too creator to be stuck

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Speaker 3: I see you. I just said, look what we got

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Speaker 3: a part of Dowog boots called Macona. My mum has this.

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Speaker 4: Macona was what my burd drank every day. Macona Classic.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's They've actually got instructions on the back for

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Speaker 3: the harder intelligence and your contents of Sasha into a

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Speaker 3: couple of hot water stuff for twenty seconds. It's ready.

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Speaker 3: Well all right, So who likes instant coffee? Patsy does it?

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Speaker 3: But Laura? You do?

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Speaker 7: Laura from Operations five Star.

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Speaker 3: Here, guys, Laura and Margaret.

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Speaker 7: Everybody loves it absolutely, But I've got one trick for you.

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Speaker 7: My girlfriend' husband put me onto this a while back,

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Speaker 7: because when you go to a brister, if they burn

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Speaker 7: the beans, you get that awful bitter taste of your coffee.

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Speaker 7: So with your instant, you have to add the milk

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Speaker 7: first because then when you add the hot water, it's

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Speaker 7: hitting the milk, not hitting the beans, so it makes

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Speaker 7: it a lot more tolerable.

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Speaker 3: I see, I didn't know that's what that horrible bitter

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Speaker 3: taste was when you have a coffee. Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, if they burn your coffee, there's nothing worse. That's

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Speaker 3: Bless you with the instant coffee of shows. Uh, Daniel,

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Speaker 9: You get up a ridiculous o'clock in the morning, Why, Christian,

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Speaker 1: Ber you're listening to the Christian Kyl's Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: What do you do that is the height of laziness.

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Speaker 4: I will put small pieces of rubbish between the couch

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Speaker 3: right nine four one four, one oh four three, What

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Speaker 3: Do you Do? There's a high of laziness. Christian. There's

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Speaker 3: four one four, one oh four to three, Lucky, good morning.

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Speaker 15: What do you do?

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Speaker 15: Mate, Yeah, you know, mate, I'm so lazy.

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Speaker 16: I used to live on the same.

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Speaker 8: It was a bit th roundred meters away and I'll

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Speaker 15: No way.

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Speaker 3: This is Patsy this morning while she's doing a show

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Speaker 4: What then, is that the same for you? It's more

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Speaker 3: Someone could still his lunch money.

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Speaker 8: Nah nah, come on, I was just straight up, lady.

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Speaker 12: Why walk when you can drive?

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Speaker 3: Quite right? All right, Lucky, thank you very much. You

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Speaker 17: I'm sure lazzy. I eat the Apple Core because I'm

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Speaker 3: My god, who eats that? No way, no way? Even

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Speaker 3: Good morning, Matt, welcome to the show Morning Christian Team.

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Speaker 3: How are we Yeah, we're going and so what do

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Speaker 3: So yeah, very very exciting news. One of the best

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Speaker 4: They open up and just like well somewhere for them

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Speaker 4: to get out.

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Speaker 3: Floor of Russian sea. Wherever they are, there's not lining

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Speaker 3: a punch in the stomach.

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Speaker 4: Maybe our naval friends can confirm, but there's a guy

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Speaker 4: who punches them in the stomach to wind them so

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Speaker 4: that they're her chests don't explode on pressure difference.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to give you fascinating bs pending though some

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Speaker 3: are I I'm happy to be proved otherwise. So we're

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Speaker 3: working for your facts on nine four one four one

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Speaker 3: oh four three we' take them next.

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Speaker 1: Christian Ocnnell's show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Patsy doing the show from home today. You probably wondered

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Speaker 3: why that's not must take a lot to organize all

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Speaker 3: that that. Oh my god. Yeah, the satellite We've got

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Speaker 3: to hire and book the time for three as it

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Speaker 3: costs about two hundred thousand dollars to do something like this.

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Speaker 3: And the whole reason is so she can ferry in

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Speaker 3: the armored vehicle her daughter Ordie down the bottom of

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Speaker 3: the road to the school bus stop. She's not in

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Speaker 3: the school run, she's ferrying her from home. And as

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Speaker 3: Patsy said repeatedly, this is a safety issue.

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Speaker 5: It is a safety issue. My backup being my husband

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Speaker 5: is flying out for work today in the state and

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Speaker 5: my parents are unwell with COVID at the moment, so

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Speaker 5: I don't have that backup. So it's bumsy on her.

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Speaker 3: Today, wild wild West out there, duck Audie. In my

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Speaker 3: mind it's a tank, perhaps his car, you know, with

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Speaker 3: like slim turrets. It's like that Brad Pittman movie Norman.

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Speaker 3: Don't go near the turret.

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Speaker 4: And there's several Audi decoys they send ahead of time

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Speaker 4: without riders as well.

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Speaker 5: I want to want to get in my way. I'll

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Speaker 5: tell you what I'll just because I'll be straight there

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Speaker 5: and straight back for the eight o'clock news.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, thank you the commitment, the commitment there

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Speaker 3: for that acro holder. But I don't forget Jack from

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Speaker 3: sevenbody five to eight not available, not available rider. Fascinating

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Speaker 3: all right, So we're doing what the fact. You call

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Speaker 3: us up this morning and share your facts with us,

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Speaker 3: and the best one we get this morning on nine

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Speaker 3: four one four one oh four three, very first pair

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Speaker 3: of tickets to be wanted to go and see Jerry Seinfeld.

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Speaker 3: It's coming to Australia next year. Tickets come and sell

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Speaker 3: the pres out tomorrow. George has got this. If you

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Speaker 3: eat a polar bear's liver, you will die. Humans can't

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Speaker 3: handle that much of it's a an a that is great.

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Speaker 3: You never know when you might be stranded there. Fascinating.

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Speaker 3: Justin's got this. Every week we have some fact about

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Speaker 3: white aeroplanes are only ever white because it's lighter for

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Speaker 3: the plane. Hever, it is the more fuid that burns up. However,

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Speaker 3: Justin's taking that one further. By the time a seven

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Speaker 3: forty seven is painted, it adds roughly the weight of

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Speaker 3: a horse to the That is a lot fascinating, Karen,

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Speaker 3: did anyone know this? The Great Barrier Reef has its

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Speaker 3: own post.

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Speaker 5: Box underwater or the mailer.

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Speaker 3: Get wish, don't worry if you need to leave, Earlie,

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Speaker 3: letbe go warm that car up now, Cotsy Jerry's sidefold

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Speaker 3: opening with is the deal with the how do they

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Speaker 3: get down there? Post? All right, let's go to calls.

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Speaker 3: David David, good morning, Welcome to What the Fact, my friend.

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Speaker 15: Good morning.

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Speaker 6: I would just like to confirm about what Jack said.

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Speaker 6: He is one percent correct. Yes, you are killing me

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Speaker 6: just to work on Hmas Cutable in Sydney for a

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Speaker 6: group called Circo SIDEXO. And yes, I was told many

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Speaker 6: times that that's exactly what they do to decompress the lungs,

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Speaker 6: otherwise they would explode as they reached the surfent.

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Speaker 4: I'll recap for people who didn't. When sailors have to

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Speaker 4: evacuate a submarine, there's a danger that the air in

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Speaker 4: their lungs is too much and their chest could explode.

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Speaker 4: So to make sure there's no air in anyone's lungs,

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Speaker 4: there's a guy's job on board a submarine to punch

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Speaker 4: everybody in the stomach and wind them.

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Speaker 3: So, David, is this right?

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Speaker 15: Yes, it's one hundred percent correct.

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Speaker 6: Even through their training they have like a deep vat

518
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Speaker 6: or whatever they go into, and yet they're trained to

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Speaker 6: get punched in the stomach so that they release all

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Speaker 6: their air.

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Speaker 3: Hunt for the Red October. Sean Connery doesn't gut punch anyone.

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Speaker 3: Make me in a director's cut. David, this is incredible

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Speaker 3: and Jack Post bringing this to the table. Thank you

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Speaker 3: very much. Ones all right, thanks David, Let's get a Rob.

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Speaker 3: Good morning, Rob, Good morning. How we going so?

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Speaker 15: Rob?

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Speaker 3: What is your fact for us this morning? On what

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Speaker 3: the fact?

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Speaker 12: Well, mine's not as interesting as the previous callers, but yeah,

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Speaker 12: when you have tomatoes, you add salt to it makes

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Speaker 12: them nice and sweep.

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Speaker 3: No, we don't add capreasy facts. You knew it as well, Rob,

533
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Speaker 3: you Jerry Seinfeld with this one, my friend, I'm afraid sorry,

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Speaker 3: Rob Dell.

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Speaker 15: Good morning, Good morning girls there are you're going, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: We're good. So Dell, you've got a lizard fact for us.

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Speaker 15: It's blizzards and snakes or reptiles. They had two penises,

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Speaker 15: and each penis has its own testing and they're left

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Speaker 15: and right and they'll use that penis to mate whether

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Speaker 15: they're left handed or right handed.

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Speaker 3: How's the snake left or right handed? How's a snake

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Speaker 3: left or right handed?

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Speaker 15: Well, dominant left side, dominant right side. Now, I didn't

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Speaker 15: believe this myself, so I did a bit of search

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Speaker 15: on the internet and I found a study in America

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Speaker 15: and it said that it started off with all animals

547
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Speaker 15: are either left handed or right handed. And they did

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Speaker 15: a test with one hundred and seventy snakes and found

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Speaker 15: fifty six percent used the right side and the rest

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Speaker 15: used the left. And they came to the conclusion that's

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Speaker 15: left and right hand.

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Speaker 3: This is incredible. I mean, this is this is why

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Speaker 3: opts to studied yesterday. These people don't deserve.

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Speaker 16: This is what you're going to do.

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Speaker 3: Do you know what, Dell? You had us although we

556
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Speaker 3: were listening to everyone. Thank you very much for your research.

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Speaker 15: Dell Well, I gave up bating you as soon as

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Speaker 15: I've got to that course life too short.

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Speaker 3: You're quite right there like that made me think of

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Speaker 3: that at the start of it all. But anyway down,

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Speaker 3: thank you very much. Wow that guy's internet history counting.

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Speaker 3: Good morning, Good morning team. How are you that We're good?

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Speaker 3: And what have you got for? What the fact?

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Speaker 19: I'm a school teacher and one of my students last

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Speaker 19: week taught me that polar bear's skin is actually black

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Speaker 19: and their fur is translucent but just looks white because

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Speaker 19: it's reflected off the snow.

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Speaker 4: Well, it's our second best polar bear the morning.

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Speaker 3: Is that right? The fur is actually black? Always say

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Speaker 3: oh my gotcha, yeah yeah.

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Speaker 19: And translation, so it just looks white.

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Speaker 3: You could tell like Kittie received today, crickets, you try harder, brighter.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Quest of Carl Show podcast.

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Speaker 18: What the Fat is a little segment where we will

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Speaker 18: judge your fat.

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Speaker 3: What the facts baby? What the fat? Baby?

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Speaker 15: All right?

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Speaker 3: There are three levels to your facts for the ones

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Speaker 3: who will never share or speaking of again. For the

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Speaker 3: middling ones mildly interesting, and for the great ones, like say,

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Speaker 3: there's been punched in the stomach before escaping an industressed

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Speaker 3: submarine fascinating. Where do we stand on this one? Team?

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Speaker 3: You guys like a fig a little bit of cheese, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: not cheap, patsy. No, figs will only ripen if a

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Speaker 3: wasp a fig wasp goes inside the small hole, loses

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Speaker 3: its wings and dies within the fig. There's a dead

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Speaker 3: wasp in my fig.

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Speaker 5: They sacrifice for our figness, some.

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Speaker 3: Sort of mad old nana out on a step on

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Speaker 3: a chair supping on Grandpa's moonshine. Random.

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Speaker 5: Don't you think that's said anymore?

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Speaker 3: Is it kind of a mutated what does it become?

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Speaker 3: Larvae in there? Yes, we should do a feature called

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Speaker 3: Too Afraid to Ask because I don't even want to

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Speaker 3: google this to if you would look, this is true?

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Speaker 3: Are they dying in there?

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Speaker 20: I didn't believe it because it sounds like bollocks. But

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Speaker 20: it does look like they die in there. But you

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Speaker 20: don't open your fig and get a dead wasp. They

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Speaker 20: get absorbed into the flesh or into the thickness.

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Speaker 3: Yes, he would say it was right. She's a visionary

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Speaker 3: this morning. Actually alrighty fascinating Amanda, good morning, good.

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Speaker 16: Morning, And yes, the wasp gets absorbed into the fig.

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Speaker 9: How do you know this, Amanda, Oh, I'm a bit

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Speaker 9: of a nerd.

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Speaker 16: I'll watch a lot of natural history stuff. And fact

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Speaker 16: is a natural history fact. It's about whale vomitable things.

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Speaker 16: The whales obviously ate a lot of creuel, which is little,

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Speaker 16: tiny you see animals, and on a regular basis they

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Speaker 16: regurgitate vombit up this waxy stuff. I've forgotten the technical

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Speaker 16: name for it, but it's a whale woman, and it's

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Speaker 16: worth five times the weight of gold because it's used

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Speaker 16: in the cosmetic and perfume industry, is it?

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Speaker 3: I don't know that.

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Speaker 16: So basically, not only do you eat a fruit that

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Speaker 16: has a dead little insect inside it, but people running

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Speaker 16: around using high end cosmetics and perfume are putting well

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Speaker 16: vomit on their faces and just smell pretty hard.

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Speaker 3: To get hold of a lot of it. For all,

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Speaker 3: like the perfume in the world, how are they scooping

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Speaker 3: up all that world chander?

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Speaker 16: They're not, but people around the world, especially from like

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Speaker 16: third world countries, like Indonesia, India, places like that, the

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Speaker 16: very poor people pick it up on the beach and

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Speaker 16: the fishermen.

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Speaker 3: Water then drive over to the house of in Paris

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Speaker 3: with it.

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Speaker 15: No no.

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Speaker 3: Country.

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Speaker 16: Yeah, there's people around the world that they go, we've

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Speaker 16: got a chund of this shit and they go, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 16: have a couple of hundred dollars and then they then

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Speaker 16: sold on to the perfume.

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Speaker 2: Interesting.

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Speaker 3: Okay, thank you, Amanda, Adam. Good morning water the back,

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Speaker 3: come on, let's ditch, it's going to Sarah. Good morning Sarah.

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Speaker 10: Hi, cats won't drink water if it's next to their

638
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Speaker 10: food bowl. You need to move it ten feet away

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Speaker 10: and they will drink it like crazy. My cat's now drink.

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Speaker 3: Up to four I'm sorry. Not my enormous armadillo like

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Speaker 3: cat Larry, his cat bowlt is next to a sink.

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Speaker 3: He doesn't care. It doesn't bother him. I've seen him

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Speaker 3: eating stuff and did animals under hoses. That cat will

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Speaker 3: go where the food is. The world could be descending

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Speaker 3: around his ears. That cat is study eating.

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Speaker 11: Well.

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Speaker 10: Yons don't drink water where there's dead bodies for a specific.

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Speaker 3: Pete, so I can't getting very similar. Thank you Sarah

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Speaker 3: and Madus laugh. Let's go to who we got here? Adam?

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Speaker 8: How are you?

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Speaker 3: No? Yeah? You back, Adam, Adam? What's your fact for us?

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Speaker 12: Oxford University is two hundred years older than the Arstech Empire.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, mildly interesting.

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Speaker 3: So, Madam, smell Bay, my friend Sandy, good morning.

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Speaker 12: Cows produce more milk if they listen to slow music.

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Speaker 3: I don't want. They've tested out all kinds of different

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Speaker 3: music for the cows, are they.

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Speaker 16: Yeah?

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Speaker 12: So I heard this one a while ago, and I

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Speaker 12: have to fact check it naturally, and there's been plenty

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Speaker 12: of studies on this. I suppose. Yeah, they have listened

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Speaker 12: to multiple different types of music, but flow music, so

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Speaker 12: they're listening to a bit of Bark or Beethoven. I

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Speaker 12: imagine they produce up to three percent more milk.

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Speaker 3: Not really that much of a difference, is it. Surely

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Speaker 3: if they give the other another little tinkle or some

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Speaker 3: little squeeze, you get another three percent. That way, go

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Speaker 3: back to the udder. Don't worry about Chinese Skovski chap.

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Speaker 4: I thought you would be about to say three times now,

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Speaker 4: and that would have been impressive.

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Speaker 3: Is not a big deal.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Passy just loading up the AMMO right now, checking out

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Speaker 3: the glock, is ready to go as she takes what's

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Speaker 3: probably one of the most dangerous journeys that anyone can

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Speaker 3: take in the world, and that's going from her house

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Speaker 3: down the road to the school bus start with a

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Speaker 3: twelve year old daughter, Ordi, which is why this would

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Speaker 3: be the last break with Patsy and we're she's going

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Speaker 3: to redraw the show for the eight o'clock news. Jenny,

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Speaker 3: if you think we're making up, Patsy's doing the show

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Speaker 3: from home today. Normally, husband Chris does this treacherous trip

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Speaker 3: of all of three hundred and fifty seven yards down

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Speaker 3: the road. Today Patsy will take her own life as

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Speaker 3: only a mother would do her life in her own

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Speaker 3: and journey alongside of running shotgun.

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Speaker 4: Ye I mean hopefully she comes back and take that

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Speaker 4: route and she will.

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Speaker 5: Through high or hell water. I'll tell you what. That

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Speaker 5: bus drive had better be on time, Shane. You've got

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Speaker 5: the radio and the bus, please be on time seven

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Speaker 5: fifty one because news is depending on it.

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Speaker 19: My front.

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Speaker 5: Wait so you can my ACRA notability.

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Speaker 4: You can drop her at the bus stop. You've got

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Speaker 4: to wait, the jack.

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Speaker 5: You will learn when Gordy goes to school. You don't

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Speaker 5: just drop a twelve year old in the middle of

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Speaker 5: the streets.

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Speaker 3: At twelve years of age. That poor guy. The fact

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Speaker 3: you've got his name probably beyond speed done as well.

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Speaker 3: But he got his phone number as well. I can

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Speaker 3: see him now chugging on some kind of stomach holster stuff.

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Speaker 3: She's actually been in the morning. I'm in the evening.

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Speaker 8: A lot of me like this.

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Speaker 4: I'm surprised you didn't make him reroute the bus out

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Speaker 4: in the front of the house.

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Speaker 5: Actually, that would have been a really good idea, but

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Speaker 5: he wouldn't have been able to turn it around. We're

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Speaker 5: in the end of a court. He would have backed

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Speaker 5: up over the lawn and the plants and stuff.

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Speaker 3: You love this Jack, I'll produced. Tom had to drive

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Speaker 3: out and see Patsy yesterday to drop off all the game.

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Speaker 3: The house spotless. Yes, I'm not surprised at all. He

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Speaker 3: said it was immaculate, did he?

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Speaker 5: Oh, thank you, Tommy. But I did do a whip

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Speaker 5: around before he came, because he's no.

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Speaker 3: He said it was not something that had been done

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Speaker 3: that it's always like that. It was like going around

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Speaker 3: to Hyacinth bouquets, Doiley's everywhere of black and white photos

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Speaker 3: of me. They're obviously taken from across the park where

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Speaker 3: I live, but with my eyes cut.

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Speaker 4: Out and cleaning the way that you're seen a crime scene, right.

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Speaker 3: Loads of episodes of Dexter.

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Speaker 5: I did do a whip around because when I got

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Speaker 5: home it looked like we'd been ransacked, like there was

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Speaker 5: beds unmade, and I thought, oh gosh, Thomas carried.

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Speaker 3: How many people you've got there? Certain you already increased

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Speaker 3: brings home for children?

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Speaker 5: Did he tell you what was in the front room though?

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Speaker 5: Because I thought that was Christmas tree?

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Speaker 21: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Up, it is up up, but bet you've got a

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Speaker 3: Christmas tree?

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Speaker 19: Correct?

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Speaker 5: Yes, just the lights. The Love God was all gung

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Speaker 5: ho to decorate on Capday and I said, nope, let's

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Speaker 5: not rush it. Maybe this weekend. It's got to sit

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Speaker 5: and it's got a fluff out a bit and then

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Speaker 5: we can air.

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Speaker 15: Wow.

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Speaker 4: I hope you get time before Christmas to put some

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Speaker 4: bables on.

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Speaker 5: I'm not sure, Jack. Time is ticking away, Shane, are

745
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Speaker 5: you close by one?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Okay, all right? So we went open lines now to

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Speaker 3: talk about pets that you try to keep secret. We

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Speaker 3: had this cool yesterday.

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Speaker 22: Wasn't actually me, it was my older sister. We found

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Speaker 22: a mouse in the lound room and she decided she

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Speaker 22: was going to keep it as a pet, so she

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Speaker 22: went and hit it in one of Dad's big gum boots.

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Speaker 22: After about an hour and a half of begging and

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Speaker 22: bargaining with me, I'll let you play with this toy,

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Speaker 22: I'll let you play with that toy, or I'll give

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Speaker 22: you this, I'll give you that, I caved and told

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Speaker 22: mum that there was a gross little mouse in the

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Speaker 22: gun boots.

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Speaker 3: All right, so we're looking for your stories on nine

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Speaker 3: four on four one four three pants you tried to

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Speaker 3: keep secret? Didn't your brother do this? Patsy?

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Speaker 5: Yes, Well it's so funny.

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Speaker 3: Carl.

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Speaker 5: My brother went on a fishing trip with the boys

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Speaker 5: up in the bush and came home with this massive cat.

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Speaker 5: I'd been wanting a cat.

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Speaker 3: Fn' like bodies of water according to a mandow, how

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Speaker 3: do you fish that out?

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Speaker 5: I reckon. I was about six or seven, and he

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Speaker 5: brought home this feral cat and it was huge. It

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Speaker 5: was like the size of.

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Speaker 3: Or something.

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Speaker 5: It was massive. He put it on the floor of

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Speaker 5: the lounge room, and I swear it was taller than

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Speaker 5: the coffee table.

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Speaker 15: This thing.

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Speaker 5: It was huge. Go it was massive. Anyway, it was

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Speaker 5: clearly very wild because it just took off the second

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Speaker 5: he put it on the floor. It took off down

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Speaker 5: the hallway, jumped up onto the toilet and out through

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Speaker 5: the toilet window. We had like those, you know, the

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Speaker 5: louver shutter windows. Smashed one of them on the way

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Speaker 5: out and never saw it again.

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Speaker 3: That is a short lived pat, isn't it. Yeah, what

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Speaker 3: a relationship with that beloved cat?

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Speaker 1: Well Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Christian, we had a cant we head from our landlord

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Speaker 3: for about a year. Buddy, How the hell did you

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Speaker 3: do that? I always want about people smuggling pets into

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Speaker 3: Airbnb property. You know some places most of them say

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Speaker 3: no pets now, But I bet, just knowing how humans are,

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Speaker 3: how we are, bet people do smuggle them in nine

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Speaker 3: four one four one o four three, Pats you tried

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Speaker 3: to keep secret. Good morning Wendy Mining, Christian, Good morning Wendy.

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Speaker 3: So what was the pet?

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Speaker 14: Our little multi shitsy puppy. We organized it as a

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Speaker 14: surprise for my husband for Christmas. One year and it

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Speaker 14: was in mum's on sweet for three days, in and out.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 14: She took him outside and did all the business, clean

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Speaker 14: it up, total surprise, no barking. He was like a

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Speaker 14: little ninja, God bless him. And then Christmas morning she

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Speaker 14: brought him in and put him on the bed next

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Speaker 14: to my husband, who had no idea, and it was

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Speaker 14: just beautiful.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so was them all living with you? So there

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Speaker 3: was a secret in her plates?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so why didn't have to sleep in the sere yeh?

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Speaker 14: Because it was a Christmas surprise on.

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Speaker 3: Different house.

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Speaker 14: We were saying, in her.

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Speaker 3: House, right, and they say, men don't pay attention. I

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Speaker 3: would know if there's a puppies somewhere else. They make

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Speaker 3: her whimpering noise, the smell of weeds. They're constantly defecating,

816
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Speaker 3: and there's a smell of puppies. Seriously, that is a

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Speaker 3: very unobservant man, I'll tell.

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Speaker 8: You what though.

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Speaker 14: He was very observant when the little puppy was excited

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Speaker 14: on the bed and weed on it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he would have known. All right, Wendy, thank you

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Speaker 3: very much. You call Lena, come on him morning. How

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Speaker 3: are you guys? We're going to welcome to the show.

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Speaker 3: So what was the pet that you try to keep secret?

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Speaker 23: And so I got a horse and kept it from

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Speaker 23: my husband for twelve months.

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Speaker 3: Not no, I'm going to be in another hour or so, Dave,

828
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Speaker 3: go work. So how did you keep that eat horse secret?

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Speaker 23: I kept doing the girlfriend's house.

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Speaker 3: That doesn't answer the question fully, where was it at

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Speaker 3: the girlfriend's house?

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Speaker 23: Obviously?

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Speaker 3: All right, gotcha.

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Speaker 23: It wasn't an honest free And then yeah, I accidentally

835
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Speaker 23: blooded it out at a family dinner, and yeah, I

836
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Speaker 23: wasn't getting rid of it. So after two years he

837
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Speaker 23: finally came around to the idea.

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Speaker 4: Wow, but horses high maintenance, very very very very very

839
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Speaker 4: very high maintenance.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean higher practice dentists, some guy who puts

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Speaker 3: shoes on them. What did the shoes for? What did

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Speaker 3: they do before we had shoemakers for horses.

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Speaker 23: So no, fate, don't get salt.

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Speaker 3: Honestly, the money you have to spend on horses, I

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Speaker 3: surprised you didn't notice beforehand, the fact that you were

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Speaker 3: penniless and had no Oh is amazing. Well, I lovely call,

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Speaker 3: Thank you very much, have a good day you too. Hey.

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Speaker 3: Tests tests, Oh hi, I love tests all right, wish

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Speaker 3: you're going? Yeah, good test. What's your story for us

850
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Speaker 3: about pets?

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Speaker 11: I had a secret farm.

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Speaker 3: This feels like a Jerry Springer episode. I had a

853
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Speaker 3: secret farm. Tell us how did you have a secret farm?

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Speaker 11: So my daughter, when she was thirteen, discovered gum Tree

855
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Speaker 11: and she put an ad up on gum Tree for

856
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Speaker 11: anyone who didn't want their farm animals anymore to drop

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Speaker 11: them off.

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Speaker 3: This is incredible.

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Speaker 11: Yes, I had five acres and I worked to night shift.

860
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Speaker 11: My husband worked day shift, and so when we were sleeping,

861
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Speaker 11: when he was at work, when I was asleep, and

862
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Speaker 11: she'd get home from school, she'd answer the messages about

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Speaker 11: where to drop off these farm animals. And yes, she

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Speaker 11: was organizing it. So there were a couple of awake

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Speaker 11: acres away from the house. So I never heard any

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Speaker 11: farm animals at the time. It took about a week

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Speaker 11: and a half to two weeks before someone rapped up

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Speaker 11: on my front doorstep with a goat.

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Speaker 3: What with the game to be up front doorstep with

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Speaker 3: a goat?

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Speaker 11: Yes, so we ended up with the three sheep, two goats,

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Speaker 11: a couple of turtles, and a calf.

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Speaker 3: I tell you what, right, you can't help but be

874
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Speaker 3: in awe of her, her hustle and brio to do

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Speaker 3: all of that. It's incredible.

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Speaker 11: You got the hustle. Don't worry about what.

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Speaker 5: Does she do now?

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Speaker 3: She's probably some sort of billionaire. Is she running some

879
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Speaker 3: big company? No, not quite.

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Speaker 11: She's in Queensland and opening her own cleaning business. And

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Speaker 11: you know it, when she was thirteen she wanted to

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Speaker 11: buy calves and raise them up and you know, sell

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Speaker 11: them off as caws.

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Speaker 3: Seriously, like something out of a roll doll movie, a

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Speaker 3: kids movie. It's so cute. I can imagine the scenes now,

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Speaker 3: taking the messages and running them all down, bartering with

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Speaker 3: shifty farmers and stuff like that. This is incredible crazy.

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Speaker 11: So Brooklyn, you need to stop bringing these animals here

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Speaker 11: and stop giving strangers erdress.

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Speaker 19: Do you know what?

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Speaker 3: Tests? It's an incredible story. And we get blessed with

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Speaker 3: buy some more ponies. Well done, you just won one

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Speaker 3: thousand dollars. Tests or amazing story, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 3: She's up in Queensland. So she body didn't listen to

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Speaker 3: the show. You can just keep the money yourself.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, well definitely not going.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well done, Tess. It's an incredible story about your daughter.

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Speaker 3: I love it. Thank you very much for sharing that

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Speaker 3: with the show today. Thank you, Oh thanks too. Cool.

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'connells show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Yesterday we started talking about earliest memories. Chat was talking

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Speaker 3: about a very vivid memory he housed from when he

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00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:40,080
Speaker 3: was five, when you were left.

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Speaker 4: Behind accidentally left behind it derby day, Flemington Race Course.

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Speaker 4: I was chasing seagulls. Mom and dad thought i'd left

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Speaker 4: with my auntie and uncle. By the time they did

915
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Speaker 4: the long walk back to the car park, they realized

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Speaker 4: that they'd left me behind. Had to get taken to

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Speaker 4: the little police shelter there. The police looked after me

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Speaker 4: until mom and dad came back and mom still to

919
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Speaker 4: this day, we'll apologize for leaving me behind.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she'll feel this a kind of eternal shame. And

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Speaker 3: it's amazing these earliest memories. What is our earliest memory

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Speaker 3: that's such a vivid one to have, Patsy, what's yours?

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Speaker 5: I recognize about I must have been eighteen months or

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Speaker 5: two years of age, and I remember Mom was changing

925
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Speaker 5: my nappy. And why I remember it because we're at

926
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Speaker 5: my Nana PA's house and as she put me, she

927
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Speaker 5: was doing it on the kitchen table and she accidentally,

928
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Speaker 5: like just banged my head just ever so slightly on

929
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Speaker 5: the table.

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Speaker 3: That makes sense, And I'll never forget this. No, No,

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Speaker 3: I knew she had some sort of head injury, pats

932
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Speaker 3: I get it. Get it must have been a hell

933
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Speaker 3: of a whack.

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Speaker 5: And Mom used to wear this lock at, this big

935
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Speaker 5: locket necklace and it used to hang down, and so

936
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Speaker 5: I used to play with it as she was changing

937
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Speaker 5: my nappy. But I remember Dad took a photo of

938
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Speaker 5: us on the old brownie camera afterwards, and I don't

939
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Speaker 5: know if it's and Mom still has that photo, So

940
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Speaker 5: whether that's helped jogged my memory, I'm not quite sure,

941
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Speaker 5: but I swear I still remember.

942
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Speaker 3: Young to remember eighteen months.

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Speaker 5: No, I reckon I was.

944
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Speaker 3: I don't reckon there's any way because you're still a baby.

945
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Speaker 3: You can barely talk and stuff that, but you you

946
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Speaker 3: can remember someone like that. I don't know anyone who's

947
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Speaker 3: got like memories from eighteen months or two years.

948
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Speaker 4: My son is that age. That means he's first memory

949
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Speaker 4: right now?

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Speaker 3: Yes, seeing you chuckle that rubbish down the back of

951
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:31,040
Speaker 3: the couch. If memories, Jack, be careful. We're always teaching

952
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:34,880
Speaker 3: him a lesson and sometimes we speak Patsy. There's no

953
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:36,879
Speaker 3: way do you honestly believe you remember from like age.

954
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Speaker 3: I do remember it because you've seen the photo and

955
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Speaker 3: then you convince yourself of it.

956
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Speaker 5: No, No, I just remember the conversation and Dad was

957
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Speaker 5: there with the you can't talk.

958
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Speaker 3: Remember the conversation and where do you part the car

959
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:59,439
Speaker 3: and chat?

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Speaker 14: Now?

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Speaker 3: I just banged the baby's hair, only looking kid in

962
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Speaker 3: it to grow into elect grow into it looks this one.

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Speaker 4: Why did you get your dad to take Why did

964
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Speaker 4: your dad take a photo of the baby getting its

965
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:14,040
Speaker 4: head bunked?

966
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:16,719
Speaker 5: No, it was just a photo of Mum and I

967
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:18,400
Speaker 5: at the end, and I'm saying about.

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00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:20,080
Speaker 3: Your mum was missus t with that big old lock

969
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:21,480
Speaker 3: it around and neck dangling down.

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Speaker 5: Now, but I remember my grandma was standing to the

971
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Speaker 5: left of us in front of the wood fire. Memory,

972
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Speaker 5: and then my granddad came.

973
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:32,719
Speaker 3: I witnessed report. Now there's were eight different characters in

974
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Speaker 3: this and then dialogue.

975
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Speaker 5: The news was strong, the sensitive news was strong in

976
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:39,120
Speaker 5: this one.

977
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Speaker 3: I was bred to be like Peter Parker, some radioactive

978
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Speaker 3: bug that gave you a superpower for Recal twenty twenty

979
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:48,960
Speaker 3: recal it must have.

980
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Speaker 5: Been like nineteen, I reckon like seventy five, seventy six,

981
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Speaker 5: No younger than that, like seventy four.

982
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Speaker 3: Here's I believe, right. If we were to ask our

983
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:02,320
Speaker 3: lovely listeners what's her earliest memory, and if they start

984
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:05,280
Speaker 3: to have anything under the age of five, The majority

985
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:08,440
Speaker 3: of these people are this is a generalization, and I

986
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Speaker 3: don't add any judgment to this. Are women.

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00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:16,359
Speaker 5: No, Maybe that's because we pay attention and men just don't.

988
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:18,040
Speaker 5: You just like kind of if you know.

989
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:23,000
Speaker 4: You were a very aloof baby Christian, you're quite righte.

990
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:27,560
Speaker 3: I don't need to remember any of this. None of

991
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:32,640
Speaker 3: this is remarkable to me. Okay, what is your earliest memory.

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00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 3: Can anyone remember anything vividly under the age of five?

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00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:39,600
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:42,600
Speaker 3: Ask you this morning, what is your earliest memory. Patsy

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00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:46,120
Speaker 3: maintains that she can remember when she was eighteen months old,

996
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:49,120
Speaker 3: very vivid seem not just that she remembers what people

997
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:49,520
Speaker 3: were saying.

998
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:51,799
Speaker 4: What was the conversation about, pats.

999
00:49:51,719 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 5: No, I don't remember specifically, but I remember who was

1000
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:57,480
Speaker 5: in the room and that they were all like talking

1001
00:49:57,560 --> 00:50:00,880
Speaker 5: amongst them. So my grandparents, my mum, my dad, my

1002
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:02,560
Speaker 5: brother's running in and out of the room.

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Speaker 3: All I'm saying is a lot of these total recal

1004
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:12,359
Speaker 3: stories from incredibly young age are one hundred from women. Now.

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00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:15,239
Speaker 3: I don't know why that might be. I'm not a psychologist,

1006
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:18,160
Speaker 3: chab Well, I'm saying it. All I'm saying is isn't

1007
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:18,760
Speaker 3: that interesting?

1008
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:22,200
Speaker 5: I don't think are intelligent as a species.

1009
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:24,360
Speaker 3: Absolutely, absolutely absolutely with these.

1010
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:26,360
Speaker 4: I think we're the same species.

1011
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:33,759
Speaker 3: According to Patsy, things men are very and she might

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00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:37,960
Speaker 3: be right, Lorraine, good morning, good morning.

1013
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:38,600
Speaker 12: How are we all?

1014
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:38,920
Speaker 15: Yeah?

1015
00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:41,600
Speaker 3: We were good? So Lorraine, how old are you your

1016
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:42,400
Speaker 3: earliest memory?

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Speaker 8: My earliest memory was two There we go by my

1018
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:49,280
Speaker 8: sisters who are much older than movie, because I actually

1019
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:51,520
Speaker 8: bought up the story one day and they said, you

1020
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:53,319
Speaker 8: can't possibly remember that you were two.

1021
00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:54,960
Speaker 23: Well I do.

1022
00:50:55,760 --> 00:51:00,720
Speaker 3: Oh was that too? So what do you remember, Lorraine?

1023
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:03,800
Speaker 8: Well, we used to have a body house in Malvern,

1024
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:06,600
Speaker 8: East and I used to play in the backyard. Apparently

1025
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:09,160
Speaker 8: I remember that I used to crawl through the pits

1026
00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:12,919
Speaker 8: because it was broken, and sitting in the neighbors veggie patch,

1027
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:16,400
Speaker 8: eating their baby carrots straight out of the ground and

1028
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:20,919
Speaker 8: patting their Collie dog. So that used to be by Yeah,

1029
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:22,880
Speaker 8: I sort of stick. I remember doing it, you know,

1030
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:23,880
Speaker 8: more than one occasion.

1031
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:28,160
Speaker 3: So yeah, so you claim that you remember that that age.

1032
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:30,840
Speaker 8: Yeah, well I actually I was talking about it to

1033
00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:33,320
Speaker 8: her sisters. We were talking about old memories, you know

1034
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:35,160
Speaker 8: sort of thing, and I said, well, I remember when

1035
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:36,880
Speaker 8: I used to climb through the fence and beat the

1036
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:37,480
Speaker 8: carrots and.

1037
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:38,480
Speaker 9: Pat the neighbors.

1038
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:40,160
Speaker 8: Cullie and I said, what are you talking about? And

1039
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:42,759
Speaker 8: I said, when we were in East Melbourne. You can't

1040
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:45,000
Speaker 8: possibly you were two, And I said, well, yeah, I do,

1041
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:46,200
Speaker 8: I do it distinctly.

1042
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:49,680
Speaker 3: Is there any way that you five or six? And

1043
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:52,120
Speaker 3: you know, memory is a very hazy thing.

1044
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 8: We're very unreliable, right, No, definitely not because I definitely too.

1045
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:01,279
Speaker 8: Because my brother we just moved there and my brother

1046
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:04,360
Speaker 8: had just started school. He's only four years older than he.

1047
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:07,440
Speaker 3: Was not a memory, so he said, what are you

1048
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:08,799
Speaker 3: going to school? God they go out so quick.

1049
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:11,239
Speaker 8: Sah.

1050
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:13,400
Speaker 3: All right, Lorraine, thank you very much your story.

1051
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:15,359
Speaker 1: Thank you very sorry.

1052
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:18,000
Speaker 3: Story. That's what I say. Those story sounds like a

1053
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:26,520
Speaker 3: advocated narrative. No, not a tool story. Rachel, Good morning, sir, Rachel.

1054
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:27,960
Speaker 3: What is your earliest memory?

1055
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:30,680
Speaker 21: Well, I know you're a skeptic.

1056
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:34,080
Speaker 10: I can provide proof.

1057
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:35,560
Speaker 21: Nine months old?

1058
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:37,520
Speaker 4: What's the brow?

1059
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:39,919
Speaker 21: Nine months old?

1060
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:41,880
Speaker 3: So you're waiting to come out your mum's womb? At

1061
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:42,680
Speaker 3: nine months.

1062
00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:48,400
Speaker 21: My mum was holding onto me. We were holidays and

1063
00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:50,920
Speaker 21: she was talking to her friends who just bought a

1064
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:54,760
Speaker 21: new car, and her friend said, let's take a picture

1065
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:57,840
Speaker 21: of the baby on the bonnet. That'll be cute. And

1066
00:52:57,960 --> 00:53:00,880
Speaker 21: I remember saying to myself, I don't want to do this,

1067
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:03,320
Speaker 21: and I threw a tantrum and they did it.

1068
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:03,760
Speaker 11: Anyway.

1069
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,120
Speaker 21: I've got the photo of me sitting on the bonnot

1070
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:07,200
Speaker 21: of the car, screaming.

1071
00:53:10,239 --> 00:53:16,000
Speaker 3: So you remember saying to yourself at nine months bollets

1072
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,960
Speaker 3: of this hate not another photo.

1073
00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:22,400
Speaker 21: I have got a photo of it, and I remember

1074
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:22,879
Speaker 21: it very.

1075
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:26,640
Speaker 3: You've definitely got a like Pantsy's got a photo of it.

1076
00:53:26,719 --> 00:53:29,439
Speaker 3: And then I think what happens is you somehow think

1077
00:53:29,719 --> 00:53:31,160
Speaker 3: that you were there and you saw that because you

1078
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:32,880
Speaker 3: saw the photo. Maybe No.

1079
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:36,319
Speaker 21: I remember telling my mum about it and she went

1080
00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:39,200
Speaker 21: and dragged the photo out. Later on she said, next

1081
00:53:39,239 --> 00:53:41,880
Speaker 21: time you come over, I'll show you the photo of that.

1082
00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:47,160
Speaker 3: Amazing scenes. Who knows? Do you know what? Who knows? Rachel,

1083
00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:50,239
Speaker 3: thank you very much. Another woman they're calling in like

1084
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:53,080
Speaker 3: the one before that, and Patrina Jones. You can join

1085
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:55,160
Speaker 3: these dots here. I don't know what they all make.

1086
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:58,360
Speaker 4: I mean just looking at their phone lines now, Kerrie Maurange,

1087
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:00,160
Speaker 4: Georgina Narel truly.

1088
00:54:00,239 --> 00:54:02,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, putting together quite the scene.

1089
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:06,560
Speaker 5: Well, you know women girls do develop earlier than boys,

1090
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:09,600
Speaker 5: which is true mental capacity maybe it's there, but.

1091
00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:13,239
Speaker 3: Total recall at nine months nine months old, very young,

1092
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:17,200
Speaker 3: isn't it. I'll tell you what play spot the difference?

1093
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:19,719
Speaker 3: So there on today with Gordon jack By, see how

1094
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:24,399
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Speaker 3: looking for your plant bands today. How are yours?

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Speaker 15: Yeah? Good?

1099
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Speaker 3: Yeah? Who's on stage at plant Fest?

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Speaker 21: Is there?

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00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:47,719
Speaker 3: Ac Daisy, God Gold, beautiful little plants? Tony's also there?

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00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:51,120
Speaker 3: Some rappers are on stage now? Who's that run dy

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00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:54,799
Speaker 3: m Tree? It is a plant I checked on Google

1104
00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:02,720
Speaker 3: Greenhouse Day Bronze. I thought they were the Greenhouse reforts

1105
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:08,799
Speaker 3: in sure gold the Google Dahlia's lovely flowers and Fine

1106
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:10,080
Speaker 3: Young Cannabis.

1107
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:13,320
Speaker 5: Controversial.

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00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:19,560
Speaker 3: It's Jackie Boy. Who else is on stage at plant

1109
00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:22,800
Speaker 3: Fest with a very controversial fine young Cannabis.

1110
00:55:23,239 --> 00:55:26,080
Speaker 4: Friends ferndand.

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00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:31,319
Speaker 3: Very nice gold lou Weed very good, that's God plus.

1112
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:34,880
Speaker 4: This guy's got a lot of hay foover actually a

1113
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:35,359
Speaker 4: poor guy.

1114
00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:40,680
Speaker 3: Phil Pollend's Phil Pollend's gold plus, very very very good.

1115
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:44,120
Speaker 4: And we're talking about fig Ziller in the show.

1116
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:49,640
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, Missy Figgins. Yeah, that's a silver all right?

1117
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:52,879
Speaker 3: Who is on stage? Plant bands? Text them in four

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00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:55,640
Speaker 3: seventy five three one O four three were marked them

1119
00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:56,960
Speaker 3: in five minutes. Time good luck.

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Speaker 1: Christian O. Connells show podcast.

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00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:04,239
Speaker 3: Time wasted today. We're looking for your plant bands. Best

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00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:08,080
Speaker 3: in show gets see Uniden home security camera. All right,

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00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:10,080
Speaker 3: Jackie boy, we were to find out who's on stage

1124
00:56:10,080 --> 00:56:17,919
Speaker 3: a plant fest. I can't wait. Lower expectations. These these

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00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:25,239
Speaker 3: a denyitrated. These plants need watering. Men without hydrangers. That

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00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:28,440
Speaker 3: hat hydrange. Yeah, remember that safety dots.

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00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:30,000
Speaker 4: That needs watering, A lot of watering.

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00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:38,000
Speaker 3: Bronze, tough luck, tony limp hibiscus gold, but andy foo Ficus.

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00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:39,920
Speaker 19: Gold.

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00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:42,360
Speaker 3: That's a high level of plant knowledge. I expect that.

1131
00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:51,959
Speaker 3: Brent plant terror, pan terror silver, spruce Springsteen, yeah, little

1132
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:56,600
Speaker 3: spruce spruce, Yes, yeah. Gold. We we really like that one.

1133
00:56:56,760 --> 00:56:58,799
Speaker 3: You had a lot of chit chats, all the talking

1134
00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:01,000
Speaker 3: about all the range on the show. They set our

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00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:03,399
Speaker 3: little world on fire, Chuck, and I like that too.

1136
00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:06,560
Speaker 3: I appreciate the construction of it. Can I sell flower

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00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:12,239
Speaker 3: bed that someone's done there? Darren's got sir potting mix

1138
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:17,000
Speaker 3: a lot gold. That's very good. They smash him. Pumpkin

1139
00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:23,120
Speaker 3: seeds bronze, they did most of the work. Leaf urban gold,

1140
00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:29,760
Speaker 3: the black eyed Trees gold, some little Katio's ten John

1141
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:37,520
Speaker 3: Fernham gold, Jess, I like that John Fernham, twiggy as

1142
00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:45,120
Speaker 3: Alia gold, maple levine, silva John Bonds Eye Jovi gold

1143
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:55,280
Speaker 3: petal liquor. That sound right? Sorry, I broke it down

1144
00:57:55,360 --> 00:58:01,000
Speaker 3: like that. It's gross, actually, Katie Perry wink. Presume it's

1145
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:08,320
Speaker 3: a plant avril lavender, not quiet bronze. And yourka can't

1146
00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:14,360
Speaker 3: go rid in there, naturally. Fisher is very very good.

1147
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:15,120
Speaker 3: Your ka can't.

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00:58:15,680 --> 00:58:19,880
Speaker 4: All right, let's give it the can't, John Fernham.

1149
00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:24,320
Speaker 3: I was close to you can't give you can't your

1150
00:58:24,360 --> 00:58:26,040
Speaker 3: can't Everyboddy, That's what I don't want to do.

1151
00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:28,320
Speaker 4: But now I feel sorry for Jess because I've said

1152
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:28,680
Speaker 4: her name.

1153
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:35,240
Speaker 3: Ouations Patsy, you decide.

1154
00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:38,800
Speaker 5: You like well kind of well.

1155
00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:41,600
Speaker 3: From she's from home today, she's gone.

1156
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:47,240
Speaker 5: Look Jack, you've yeah, you've kind of already. Oh boy,

1157
00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:47,840
Speaker 5: give up.

1158
00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:54,440
Speaker 3: Phoning in today. Down the line, Patsy, come back tomorrow,

1159
00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:56,800
Speaker 3: Come back tomorrow. Patsy can forget it.

1160
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Speaker 1: This is the Christian Show podcast.

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00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:06,160
Speaker 3: I'm frightened to speak to our little friend who's been

1162
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:07,480
Speaker 3: doing the show from home today.

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00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:10,280
Speaker 5: Why are you scared?

1164
00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:17,720
Speaker 3: It's been a wild ride today. Wild ride. I love

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00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:19,760
Speaker 3: a wild ride, okay, but it's been a wild ride.

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00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:23,680
Speaker 4: I would say that your base level could be described

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00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:24,520
Speaker 4: as loose and this.

1168
00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:32,200
Speaker 3: Is buttoned up, is Lucy mcgoosey. So when we go

1169
00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:35,960
Speaker 3: loose from loose, the hills are not on the track

1170
00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:37,400
Speaker 3: anymore at all.

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00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:41,240
Speaker 5: It's like a little window into my world, isn't it.

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00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:45,760
Speaker 3: I want to shut that window today and never, never again.

1173
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:54,400
Speaker 3: I will never come round this neighborhood ever again. Pack

1174
00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:57,760
Speaker 3: up that anchor microphone and please return to the office

1175
00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:02,320
Speaker 3: tomorrow where we can try and get some I the semblance.

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Speaker 5: Together to.

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01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:10,960
Speaker 3: Let's talk about no one, no one had a no

1178
01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:15,400
Speaker 3: one had never hang in there, let's talk about tomorrow's show.

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Speaker 3: So earlier on today, about half an hour ago, then

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01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:21,080
Speaker 3: we were talking about earliest memories, after Patsy had some

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01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:23,440
Speaker 3: fantasy about when she was a.

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01:00:23,560 --> 01:00:27,760
Speaker 5: Fantasy was a recollection, a very strong recollection.

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01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:30,600
Speaker 3: For when you were eighteen months old?

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01:00:31,840 --> 01:00:35,280
Speaker 5: Correct, Yes, my mother changing my nappy on my nanna's

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01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:38,959
Speaker 5: kitchen table, and Dad there with the brownie camera taking

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01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:41,720
Speaker 5: a photo. We've got photographic evidence, and I do remember

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01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:42,920
Speaker 5: it very very clearly.

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01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:47,200
Speaker 3: Do you remember having you nappies change? Never? Never? Neither

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01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:50,800
Speaker 3: I do not remember having my nappies change, and yet

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01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:53,640
Speaker 3: they would have been changed thousands of times.

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01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:55,680
Speaker 4: You sure you weren't still getting your nappy changes an

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Speaker 4: eight year old?

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01:00:56,280 --> 01:01:00,000
Speaker 3: And that's eighteen year old.

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01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:02,840
Speaker 5: You know what I'm going to Mum be listening, Mum,

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01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:05,320
Speaker 5: can you get can you please get that photo out

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01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:05,960
Speaker 5: for me? Today?

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01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:10,040
Speaker 3: We believe the photo. What you've done is you told

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01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:13,000
Speaker 3: yourself a story about the photo. It's all blended into one.

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Speaker 3: You don't know what's going on the photo is what happened?

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01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:18,120
Speaker 3: Of course you don't remember, because you know what You're

1201
01:01:18,160 --> 01:01:23,320
Speaker 3: a baby. Then spongy old brain and Perry switched on.

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01:01:24,040 --> 01:01:27,840
Speaker 3: You can control your control your memory and go find

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01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:30,920
Speaker 3: this away when I'm on the radio in fifty one

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01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:31,480
Speaker 3: years time.

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01:01:31,920 --> 01:01:35,120
Speaker 5: No, the brain is the most powerful organ in your body,

1206
01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:36,000
Speaker 5: but it.

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01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:40,320
Speaker 3: Doesn't stop developing, even in women till the twenty five correct.

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01:01:40,640 --> 01:01:42,880
Speaker 5: Correct, But mine? Maybe I was an early bloomer.

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01:01:42,920 --> 01:01:47,960
Speaker 3: Who knows what happened? Can he go backwards? I don't

1210
01:01:47,960 --> 01:01:51,480
Speaker 3: know anyway. Today we just said, do you have what

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01:01:51,640 --> 01:01:54,000
Speaker 3: is your earliest memory? Right? I just have a theory,

1212
01:01:54,080 --> 01:01:55,680
Speaker 3: and I hope tomorrow, so I really hope to my

1213
01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:58,880
Speaker 3: brain tomorrow it's disproved, actually, but I just it just

1214
01:01:58,920 --> 01:02:02,560
Speaker 3: feels like that everyone has got an early memory story

1215
01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:05,520
Speaker 3: from when they're under five is a lady. And we

1216
01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:08,520
Speaker 3: took several calls today. Jack remind me the guys that

1217
01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:09,200
Speaker 3: called him.

1218
01:02:09,080 --> 01:02:14,800
Speaker 4: Were none of all the yeah ten lines going and.

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01:02:14,960 --> 01:02:18,360
Speaker 3: Not a single guy. So tomorrow I'll open up the

1220
01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:21,000
Speaker 3: lines again from six am to nine am. Will we

1221
01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:23,320
Speaker 3: hear from a guy who's got an early memory story

1222
01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:26,760
Speaker 3: from when there were under five? Or I suspect there'd

1223
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:28,800
Speaker 3: be a lot more ladies with a lot more very

1224
01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:36,560
Speaker 3: vivid stories that come from a photo. That's what I'm saying, Creakings,

1225
01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:38,040
Speaker 3: did you just say, crik Is?

1226
01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:38,520
Speaker 6: I did?

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01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:41,320
Speaker 23: All right?

1228
01:02:41,640 --> 01:02:44,640
Speaker 3: Let's let's I hope to be proved wrong. I hope

1229
01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:47,800
Speaker 3: we're going to get call after a call, after call,

1230
01:02:47,880 --> 01:02:51,760
Speaker 3: a guy, story, story, story, nappy's changing, there was a photos.

1231
01:02:51,840 --> 01:02:56,800
Speaker 3: Christian's right here, ah my grouse. It was grouse that

1232
01:02:56,920 --> 01:02:59,240
Speaker 3: was over a nappy changed a boon, Tom old man.

1233
01:03:00,480 --> 01:03:02,720
Speaker 3: I hope I get that at six am, So we will,

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01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:04,040
Speaker 3: we will. Will you reckon?

1235
01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:05,560
Speaker 4: If you are for them, they will come.

1236
01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:09,520
Speaker 3: I hope, so alight, get in there, early guys, Christian

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01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:12,200
Speaker 3: email me. Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au

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01:03:12,280 --> 01:03:14,600
Speaker 3: were looking for earliest memories under the age of five.

1239
01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:18,400
Speaker 3: Thank you, Patsy. Yes, will reconvene this show tomorrow.

1240
01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:20,720
Speaker 1: Okay sounds good bye, bye.

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01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:21,880
Speaker 3: Cal or brighter.

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Speaker 1: Now you're listening to The Christian o'carl Show podcast