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Speaker 1: Gooding is a Christian O'Connor show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Hello, podcasters are in the studio. Just finished Friday's breakfast

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Speaker 2: show that you're about to hear on this podcast a

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Speaker 2: couple of things. We are looking to have some international penpals.

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Speaker 2: So if you're listening to this and you're somewhere outside

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Speaker 2: of Australia, how to fancy me Jack or Pats. We're

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Speaker 2: each going to get a pen pal. Every month we're

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Speaker 2: going to write an old school handwritten letter to you

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Speaker 2: and correspond and hopefully you'll do the same with us.

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Speaker 2: So if you like me Jackobas to be your pen pal,

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Speaker 2: and you're outside of Australia, email me Christian at Christian

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Speaker 2: O'Connell dot com dot au. Yeah, got a nice, shiny

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Speaker 2: new email. And also I'm looking to start a new

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Speaker 2: feature called text wars. You know, sometimes you have a

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Speaker 2: spat with your other half on text and you have

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Speaker 2: that back and forth. If that happens to you over

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Speaker 2: the next couple of weeks, take a screenshot of it

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Speaker 2: and email it to me. Yeah, if you get any

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Speaker 2: of those kind of text wars with your other half

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Speaker 2: or somebody else, take a screenshot and then ping it

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Speaker 2: over to me anyway. Enjoy today's podcast. I hope you're safe.

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Speaker 2: I hope you're well. Thank you very much for listening

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Speaker 2: to the show.

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Speaker 1: Bye bye, The Christian o'connall Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: What mean on it?

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Speaker 4: Someone's got rid of all encyclopedia.

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Speaker 1: Christian no connall show on Gold one four point three.

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Speaker 2: Hey, come on and welcome to The Christian O'Connell Show,

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Speaker 2: Friday morning. Good morning, Jack Post.

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Speaker 4: How are you, Christian?

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Speaker 2: I'm good. I'much excited. Patsy, welcome back to the show.

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Speaker 3: Hey boys, she's.

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Speaker 2: Always happy to be here. I said, great start to

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Speaker 2: a Friday, isn't it? Could you not work?

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Speaker 4: Break it?

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Speaker 2: I've come in this morning. I'm actually excited because this

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Speaker 2: Friday feels like a Friday, unlike the last sort of

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Speaker 2: two months worth of Friday. Because you can actually do.

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Speaker 4: We can do things.

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Speaker 2: You can have all weekend, make plans this weekend. I

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Speaker 2: will be making big divots in a golf course near

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Speaker 2: me on Sunday afternoon. Six of us are playing.

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Speaker 4: Goal and you can go back to your normal frustrated.

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Speaker 2: Yes, oh, be so happy to hang out with angry me.

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Speaker 2: When I drive away after two hours playing nine holes

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Speaker 2: her mates and then tomorrow night we go around to

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Speaker 2: a friend's house a couple of us, which I cannot wait.

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Speaker 2: It's as bizarre to say that I just can't wait

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Speaker 2: to actually get out the house, go to somebody else's

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Speaker 2: house and actually have a couple of drinks and catch up.

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Speaker 4: Now, tell me, did you buy the two lad wine?

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Speaker 2: I've ordered it. You have to order it?

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, so one coming time. Well, it's all my

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Speaker 4: double thumbs up this week.

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Speaker 2: Ah, this is a great thing, all right, So listen,

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Speaker 2: we do this every Friday, start the show. We call

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Speaker 2: it double thumbs Up Friday. We just go around the

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Speaker 2: team and tell you the things we're into this week. Patsy,

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Speaker 2: you're always a queeness feature. Let's kick off with you again.

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Speaker 3: You know what I discovered it Coles this week. Boys.

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Speaker 3: You know those pick and mix bars where you can

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Speaker 4: Try and avoid them, but yeah, yeah, the self serve

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Speaker 4: like make their own packet.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, and then you weigh the stuff and then

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Speaker 3: you pay for it. Well, they're doing them for pets

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Speaker 3: for cats and dogs with pussy cat and puppy dog treats.

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Speaker 3: They did a trial out at Hawthorne apparently, and it

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Speaker 2: Why do they did the trial there? What is it

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Speaker 4: You want to mail out for like new openings? And

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Speaker 4: like what what are supermarket's doing? What a big Bucks

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Speaker 2: You know this?

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Speaker 3: Look, I do my research. Anyway, it's been so popular

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Speaker 2: So they're going to have you a couple of hundred

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Speaker 3: They haven't no, but they're going to.

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Speaker 5: Have a.

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Speaker 2: News scoops. But if you want to know what's going

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Speaker 2: it will give me a lowdown news you don't need

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Speaker 3: Anyway, we're still at coals, boys, We're still at colds.

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Speaker 4: There's still the one press release and you're scrolling down.

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Speaker 3: No, it's not. These are all discoveries I've made this week.

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Speaker 3: Something else to do.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for working so hard for the show. What are

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Speaker 2: we going to now? Patsy.

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Speaker 3: We're going to the toiletries aisle and we're going to

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Speaker 3: make a pit stop in front of the dry shampoo stand.

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Speaker 3: We are Battist dry shampoo. It's a life saver and

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Speaker 3: Batiste dry shampoo and what it does. You can spray

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Speaker 2: blow dry hacks? At last? Dog wants a peanut or

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Speaker 2: to go and Carl's and now blow dry hacks.

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Speaker 3: This is amazing anyway, It's brilliant but taste. It's been

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Speaker 4: He had me in doors, left Coles.

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Speaker 3: I've come back home. We've come back home into the

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Speaker 3: turned Netflix on and they've just started premiering Dead to

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Speaker 3: Me Season two.

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Speaker 4: I actually want to see this.

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Speaker 3: Oh well, I'm right into it. I'm up to about

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Speaker 3: the third episode, Jack, isn't it It's brilliant Christina Applegate

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Speaker 3: Daddy's Home Movie.

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Speaker 4: She's in Freaks and Geeks as well with that.

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Speaker 3: Ju Yeah, and this is a brilliant series. It's Will

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Speaker 3: Ferrell is the exec producer. Everything he touches turns to gold.

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Speaker 2: Jack?

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Speaker 3: Like you watch one episode after I.

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Speaker 2: Just said, I've seen the same amount of episodes.

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Speaker 2: If you were listening, I just said it a minute ago.

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Speaker 3: Well, what do you think of it? Christian?

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Speaker 2: I actually said, it's good.

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Speaker 3: It's good. Yeah, it's very good. I don't want to

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Speaker 4: Let's go back to col.

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Speaker 2: Let's go into a song instead. Extra three days that

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show, Jack, what are you giving double thumbs

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Speaker 2: up to?

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Speaker 4: I've got a beverage special for double thumbs up this week.

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Speaker 4: Oh great, three beverage recommendations. Well, actually things people have

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Speaker 4: been asking me for the brand names of. I mentioned

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Speaker 4: the two liter bottle of wine that we gave my

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Speaker 2: What a great ideae.

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Speaker 4: It's huge. It looks like a big painting. Mamasboywines dot

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Speaker 4: Com you order online. The other one was the coffee subscription.

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Speaker 4: I told you that my sister in law hacked our

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Speaker 4: She took essentially stole our present for my brother. We

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Speaker 4: had a coffee subscription where they send him fresh beans

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Speaker 4: every month for twelve months.

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Speaker 2: That's a great present.

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Speaker 4: The renewal was coming up. We thought, great, we'll just

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Speaker 4: renew his birthday present first lane. His partner came.

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Speaker 2: In and for an em we've also renewed it for you.

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Speaker 4: So that is called the coffee subscription is called three

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Speaker 4: thousand thieves. Check that into Google. Get yourself some coffee

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Speaker 4: every month.

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Speaker 2: That idea is that actually you're not buying the one gift,

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Speaker 4: And then so my brother sadly he didn't have a

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Speaker 4: thinking what do I get him? What do I get him?

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Speaker 4: I gave him Heroes Gold, my last slab of Heroes Gold.

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Speaker 2: Not that's something you had around the house.

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Speaker 4: Yes, a gift. No no, no, no no.

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Speaker 2: No, that is a copper that is lazy. That is

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Speaker 2: really actually brother Hero's Gold. I gave a slab each

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Speaker 4: Gift to those guys are rabbit, They're close to you.

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Speaker 2: My brothers, brothers. You can't just give you.

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Speaker 4: A brother that Well, that's what he got too bad.

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Speaker 4: You know what it made me?

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Speaker 2: Remember you go from twelve bags of coffee to some

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Speaker 4: The good news is it made me go, well, now

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Speaker 4: I've got no more Heroes Gold. And I knew it

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Speaker 4: got sold out Dan Murphy's, but on the Hawker's website

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Speaker 4: I can still get it. So I've ordered Heroes Gold.

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Speaker 4: So if you've forgotten about it, or it's in Great

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Speaker 4: Drop as well, it is honestly a great beer. It

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Speaker 4: is still raising money for a bushfire affected communities, and

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Speaker 4: it tastes delicious. Order it to your home only ten

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Speaker 2: Patsies. You have Carl.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show.

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Speaker 2: Podcast Friday morning. We're doing double thumbs up Friday. If

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Speaker 2: a lot of you will want to know about the

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Speaker 2: which is The Christian O'Connell Show, and on Instagram as well.

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Speaker 2: All right for me, double thumbs up. Not a big

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Speaker 2: cricket fan. I know they might surprise you English all

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Speaker 2: my mates absolutely obsessed with cricket. Not a massive cricket fan, however,

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Speaker 2: have been tearing through a brilliant docu series as they

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Speaker 2: call them, and you know, sometimes you don't have to

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Speaker 2: be into the sport to get it. Senna is a

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Speaker 2: great example of that. An amazing film documentary about an

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Speaker 2: amazing man, Ed and Senny. You don't need to be

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Speaker 2: moved by it. There's a cricket docuseriies on Amazon Prime

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Speaker 2: called The Test. It's about the Australian cricket team after

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Speaker 2: the tampering side.

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Speaker 4: That interesting.

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Speaker 2: It is fascinating. It is so so good, really well made,

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Speaker 2: It's called The Test. It's on Amazon, Primes, very very good,

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Speaker 2: and the other one. If you're looking for a great

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Speaker 2: rock and roll book, one of the best ones I've

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Speaker 4: Well, I hardly made it. I don't know if you

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Speaker 2: Hell? You come in the morning, you have a sheene

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Speaker 4: Well, I mean the rat emojis that were being sent

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, look, I've got the ordo that this listener

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Speaker 4: I feel like I always speak calmly about this show

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Speaker 2: Heard the idiot said the idiot that I've heard the

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: So this email came in towards the end of yesterday's

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Speaker 2: show from Alex in Sydney. Hi, Christian, just listening to

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Speaker 2: a rival podcast, The Hamish and Andy Show. First of all,

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Speaker 2: they are not rivals of ours. They are our friends.

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Speaker 2: I love the boys I think they are. They're world

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Speaker 2: class amis landy and of course Jack obviously works on

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Speaker 2: that show. I'm not sure if you heard of it,

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Speaker 2: though recently they seem to be looking to build a catapult.

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Speaker 2: What Yeah, almost as if someone on your show is

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Speaker 2: siphoning off your best ideas and secretly handing them to

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Speaker 2: this other show. Be warned. Christian, I think you have

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Speaker 2: a rat in your ranks. A rat in the ranks.

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Speaker 1: There's a rapt in the show.

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Speaker 2: What am I gonna do this act.

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Speaker 7: I'm gonna do.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna fix that rat. We're gonna fix that. We're

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Speaker 3: After all that you've done, je past.

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Speaker 2: I know everything that I've done for this point. We

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Speaker 4: I would never, I would never, never, never.

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Speaker 2: You've said not enough before we play the audio. Let's

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Speaker 2: us go back to twenty nineteen. Twenty nineteen, you say, Christian,

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Speaker 2: is it that last year? Yeah? It is last year?

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Speaker 2: When not? We first talked about building a catapult, and

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Speaker 2: then it became the Casha Pole. It's built. There was

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Speaker 2: to go. The only reason we haven't done this year

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Speaker 2: is obviously the bushfires came along and we didn't think

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Speaker 2: you with. Just as where we're getting ready to waken

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Speaker 2: it back out, obviously COVID nineteen came along. We wieled

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Speaker 2: Jack knows well there's an eight meter cashapole. There's this.

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Speaker 7: Now, the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show unleashes a medieval.

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Speaker 1: Weapon of cash destruction.

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Speaker 5: Unlike the other.

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Speaker 7: We've got productions Douglas fir six meters long with our

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Speaker 1: Voice yourself for Christian o'connells cash parts.

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Speaker 2: I thought we were both proud of this.

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Speaker 4: I am so excited still for the casherpult to launch.

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Speaker 4: I can't wait to the day that we're allowed to

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Speaker 2: Enough flies. Let's go back and hear this damning audio.

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Speaker 2: This is the smoking gun. Let's play back the's ab

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Speaker 2: bruda footage of what you hear, or more importantly, what

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Speaker 2: you don't hear. History is full of brave people that

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Speaker 2: put the hand up, that stood up, that said hey,

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Speaker 2: this isn't right. Sadly, there are people on the other

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Speaker 2: side of that that said nothing. So I have a

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Speaker 2: listen to this. Hey are you for the book launch?

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Speaker 1: You're great?

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Speaker 8: Would we declare a date that's quite in the future

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Speaker 8: I give them a chance to build a catapult.

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Speaker 1: People could sling the book.

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Speaker 8: And they sling the book as a way to launch it,

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Speaker 8: and then say that we give a prize to the

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Speaker 1: Who's launched our book, the furthest bad.

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Speaker 2: Patsy, do you hear that little giga at the end?

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Speaker 3: I'm so disciplined.

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Speaker 4: I did have at that time of recording, I did

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Speaker 4: have the thought, oh, this is interesting, What a coincidence

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Speaker 4: they're coming up with an idea.

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Speaker 2: A man is not defined by his mere thoughts. Actions

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Speaker 4: Can I say, also, I don't have free will to

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Speaker 4: just speak when I want on that show like I

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Speaker 4: do here. They are not as kind as you, sir

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Speaker 4: that I tell people of.

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Speaker 2: Very generous in the shore rats you said nothing, you gire.

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Speaker 2: Let me play it back. Let me play about the

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Speaker 3: Ideas, Jack, I would you threw him under the bus

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Speaker 3: the other day with Sue the boss? Now this Jack,

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Speaker 3: so did you.

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Speaker 2: Tell them off those that we have and eight meter

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Speaker 4: I got the feeling from that audio that Hamish was

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Speaker 4: it's unlikely they're going to go through.

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Speaker 2: With building the it's another now, it's another. Now.

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Speaker 4: I thought, there's no there's no point bringing it up

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Speaker 4: and embarrassing in them and say, hey, we've already had

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Speaker 4: this idea. You guys can back off. I think it's

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Speaker 4: just going to drift away into the ether. They're not

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Speaker 2: Done right?

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Speaker 8: Not?

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Speaker 2: Which show is more important to you?

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Speaker 3: That's what I pick A side check?

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Speaker 2: Come on, great? Great? I was hoping you'd say that,

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Speaker 2: are you happy to sign something? A declaration to the show?

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Speaker 4: It says more about you and paths than it does me.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for signing that the show.

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Speaker 5: To the show.

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Speaker 2: Let's move on from this incident now. Yesterday I got

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Speaker 2: the full experience of what it's like now that some

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Speaker 2: of the restrictions are being lifted. Sadly the dark side. First,

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Speaker 2: it happened yesterday evening. My wife had some of her

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Speaker 2: friends come around that obviously haven't been around for two months.

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Speaker 2: There was wine, shrieking, shrieking, more wine, shrieking wine, people

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Speaker 2: talking over each other, shrieking, shrieking more.

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Speaker 4: Why are you hidden in the wardrobe at this point?

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Speaker 2: Now the kids get going to me, right, the kids,

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Speaker 2: the kids suddenly my teenager and suddenly turning into pensions going.

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Speaker 2: They have to make so much noise. It's supposed to

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Speaker 2: be us moaning about your noise, not you moaning about

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Speaker 2: mum's noise. But they're shrieking out there and talking over

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Speaker 2: each other. But the really bad thing happened yesterday afternoon,

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Speaker 2: and my wife said, let's go to Ikea.

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Speaker 3: Ah.

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Speaker 2: So the song that sums up I week is sas Why.

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Speaker 2: I said, so, why? Why? Why ruin a good thing?

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Speaker 2: Why ruin a good day? Why? Now? Dan Andrews did

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Speaker 2: not say, listen, go to Ikea as well. One of

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Speaker 2: the great things about being in lockdown of the last

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Speaker 2: two months is not having to go and do stuff

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Speaker 2: like that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we don't have to run through that rabbe.

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Speaker 2: Of ike no and so, but obviously, because I'm in

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Speaker 2: charge of that house, we went to Ikea despite me

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Speaker 2: having some huge adult tantrum. It's seriously, and was throw

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Speaker 2: myself on the ground like a kid does that, beat

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Speaker 2: the floor and stuff like that. We went to ike.

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Speaker 3: When you go one thing in particular, I didn't know

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Speaker 3: we were, but apparently wanted to get in there.

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Speaker 2: Hey, while we're here, why don't we because obviously you

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Speaker 2: wander around that maze and it's designed for people like

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Speaker 2: my wife, who is, Oh, oh, it's gonna look. Get

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Speaker 2: a bigger trolley, get a bigger trolley. Really, I'm not

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Speaker 2: great in the afternoon either, because of the hours we do.

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Speaker 2: I'm in a really bad way. So she kept just

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Speaker 2: enticing me like a dog going meat balls. Meat balls.

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Speaker 2: You can have meat balls at the end of this,

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Speaker 2: at the end of why don't I go and sit

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Speaker 2: in the canteen now and then you just text me

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Speaker 2: when you've done. That's what we did. In the end,

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Speaker 2: I went and sat there and was going to be

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Speaker 2: paid for them put into the car. So yesterday then

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Speaker 2: yesterday evening. It took me half an hour to lug

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Speaker 2: into the house and upstairs all the various stuff we got.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what my day is today? Building a bed?

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Speaker 2: Oh you build it on ikea bed.

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Speaker 4: Just get the guy already. You'll you'll try for two hours,

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Speaker 4: you'll build it up and then you'll get the guy out,

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Speaker 4: Just get him out first.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to find in my phone. It's there, like

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Speaker 2: an album of sound effects of diy. I can play

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Speaker 2: from behind a closed door, like drilling and you know,

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Speaker 2: of hammering and stuff like that. And I can just

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Speaker 2: sit there read the paper and even just lie on

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Speaker 2: the floor asleep. But the sound of effects sounds like

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Speaker 2: there's a lot of action going after two hours go.

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Speaker 2: I tried everything, honey, but yeah, So the song that

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Speaker 2: sounds up my weekend was the Hell of Ikea and

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Speaker 2: it's it's it's it's like an inner circle of Hell.

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Speaker 2: Those places whose better is it? Lois is the thirteen

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Speaker 2: year old who has slept for the last year on

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Speaker 2: a mattress on the floor.

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Speaker 4: She's given up on the floor.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yep, she's so bored in isolation. She started her

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Speaker 2: hair five times countless, right, thirteen year old girl died

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Speaker 2: her hair five times in that in lockdown and also

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Speaker 2: cut her own hair two days ago the fringe well,

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Speaker 2: and I had to take the hair dresses two days

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Speaker 2: ago to get it tied it up. And now a

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Speaker 2: so backboard wants me to build an Ikea bed. So

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Speaker 2: she's now the Yoko Ono phase. Of her life. That's

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Speaker 2: that's ober and is.

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Speaker 4: It something that you can do together a far daughter

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Speaker 4: bonding experience.

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Speaker 2: Most way to bond with me is to see me

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Speaker 2: around flat pack.

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Speaker 1: Ch Christian O'Connell show, Patsy.

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Speaker 2: What's the song that sums up your week?

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Speaker 3: This is happening out at Werribe very very soon. I

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Speaker 3: suspect there's something about isolation that highlights your partner's worst habits.

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Speaker 2: Isn't there so you getting divorced?

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Speaker 3: Well, if he keeps it up, you know what he's doing.

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Speaker 3: What he did last night and it was just the

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Speaker 3: final straw from the love God after our twenty one

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Speaker 3: year marriage. He has this awful habit of when the

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Speaker 3: ads come on, he'll mute the telly, which is fine

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Speaker 3: because the ads just seem so loud.

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Speaker 2: I do the same. I don't. I don't on radio,

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Speaker 2: though I would never I turn it up. If anything,

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Speaker 2: I'll get a pen and paper out just to hear

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Speaker 2: what deals are on at the moment, listen to phone

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Speaker 2: number and stuff like that. But yeah, carry on TV.

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Speaker 2: It's very different, though.

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Speaker 3: So he mutes the ads and then he'll go off

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Speaker 3: to the bathroom to have a leak.

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Speaker 2: But he'll tell we didn't. Listeners don't need that while

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Speaker 2: they're having their series in smaller thought of your husband

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Speaker 2: having a slash, never say that on this show. And

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Speaker 2: we're again he went to the bath and we're there. Okay,

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Speaker 2: he closed the door. We don't need to be in

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Speaker 2: there with him to have a leak. No one wants

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Speaker 2: to need the extra bit of detail.

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Speaker 3: Sorry. Then he takes the remote with him, and then

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Speaker 3: so the show comes back on and you've got no

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Speaker 3: way of turning the sound back on. And he does

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Speaker 3: it every time, and if he's in there for it,

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Speaker 3: can I say an extended time.

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Speaker 2: We don't need the back detail. Come on, it's annoying.

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Speaker 3: So I've got to go in there with the Pina

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Speaker 3: clean wipes and grab it off him.

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Speaker 4: Why is he taking it in there?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Oh I don't know, because he thinks he's the boss

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Speaker 3: of the remote thing.

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Speaker 2: I guess it's like a well, it takes his whole

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Speaker 2: surrender with his stool. List he in there in case

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Speaker 2: someone comes from him. That's what it is to Chris,

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Speaker 2: to be fair, if you were mount to Patsy. That's

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Speaker 2: that's all he's got, that's always got. It's his sword,

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Speaker 2: isn't it. That's all he's got. He just wants to

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Speaker 2: hang on to And Wow, I've been up with you

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Speaker 2: for twenty one years.

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Speaker 1: Christian christinconnell Christian o'connells show podcast, Jack Ost What is

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Speaker 1: the song that sums up your week?

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Speaker 2: Mate?

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Speaker 4: A feeling that a lot of people are having after

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Speaker 4: restrictions were eased on Tuesday night, We've got to celebrate.

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Speaker 2: Just felt like today is a Friday that we haven't

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Speaker 2: had in a long time, because there's an extra bounce

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Speaker 2: in everyone's step because we're thinking about you might have

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Speaker 2: actually do a few more things this weekend.

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Speaker 4: Just simple things like I went to dinner at mum

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Speaker 4: and Dad's house during the week. It's really nice to do.

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Speaker 4: And it also reminded me that I actually invited you

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Speaker 4: all to a little past to night in my house again.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because the story is around to Jack's place.

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Speaker 3: And the person I haven't after two years and two years.

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Speaker 4: What we were having trouble with Pats, if you remember,

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Speaker 4: is we're just getting everybody's dates organized.

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Speaker 2: He never asked us, No, we couldn't.

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Speaker 4: We couldn't really sync up diaries. And I wanted to

631
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Speaker 4: invite the whole team around, so it's hard to get

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Speaker 4: ten people around at the same time.

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Speaker 2: We don't have ten people on the team. Eight met

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Speaker 2: who's on the payroll I've never met before.

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Speaker 4: If Sarah comes and Pats's husband Chris comes as well. Anyway,

636
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Speaker 4: I finally got around to giving you guys to save

637
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Speaker 4: the date card which you ripped up when the restrictions

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Speaker 4: came along because you thought that a times so that

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Speaker 4: I couldn't purposely couldn't host the party. Now that we

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Speaker 4: are back on and we're allowed to have five people

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Speaker 4: at our home and made me think.

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Speaker 2: So we're coming back a round. Oh that's lovely, So

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Speaker 2: we come around two each time?

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Speaker 9: Is it?

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Speaker 2: Brother?

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Speaker 4: It made me think how sad would it be if

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Speaker 4: I could only bring five people a around? At least

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Speaker 4: seven people who work on the show, So.

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Speaker 2: So who would go based on the week of it?

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Speaker 2: Who put some dollard callers through? Don't invite them around?

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Speaker 4: Sadly, it means the past Night is canceled.

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Speaker 3: Oh so the rest of is miss out.

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Speaker 4: If we can't all play together nicely, we can't play

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Speaker 4: it all until further notice. The Past the Night is

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Speaker 4: postponed indefinitely.

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Speaker 2: He just doesn't want you to kill around, Patsy.

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Speaker 4: I think I'm still wait to get you around.

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Speaker 2: And Patsy, can you do during the fifth?

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Speaker 3: I can do during the fifth?

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Speaker 4: Just wouldn't be fair. Just wouldn't be fair.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what, Patsy? The same thing? It is?

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Speaker 2: This day after this show celebrates two years anniversary Jaz

663
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Speaker 2: would have been a chance to celebrate, make amends.

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Speaker 4: Wouldn't it be so sad if we were celebrating and

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Speaker 4: then Jamie the radio guy couldn't come, feels right? I

666
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Speaker 4: think it would be too sad. And that's why Past

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Speaker 4: Night is canceled.

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Speaker 2: That's sad. Prest you O'Connell show podcast yesterday morning. We

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Speaker 2: have some amazing stories about nightmare addresses.

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Speaker 7: You.

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Speaker 2: Maybe you've lived at one of these places where whenever

672
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Speaker 2: you've to explain where you live, you need a couple

673
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Speaker 2: of lines going. It's not that one. It's not that

674
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:14,520
Speaker 2: flat number. I know it says one A, but we're

675
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 2: actually the one beneath that. Don't press that buzzer, they'll

676
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:18,800
Speaker 2: come out. They get fed up with this. We had

677
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:20,960
Speaker 2: so many great calls, best one with the guy who Mick,

678
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,480
Speaker 2: who lives in Paradise that doesn't even exist on the

679
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 2: Australia post map. We sent him a mug yesterday and

680
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Speaker 2: he reckons that when you gets sent a mail it

681
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:32,200
Speaker 2: takes like four weeks to get to him. So we

682
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Speaker 2: sent one of our breakfast show mugs yesterday. Let's wait

683
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 2: and see if it turns up in June or July.

684
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Speaker 2: Then a middle of this about nightmare addresses, I got

685
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Speaker 2: an email from someone saying not a nightmare dress, but

686
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Speaker 2: a nightmare phone number. There was one digit difference between me,

687
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Speaker 2: my number, our landline and a local brass shop called

688
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 2: Bodacious Babes. And then we get phone numbers out phone

689
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 2: calls every day looking for Bodacious Babes. So if this

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00:31:57,560 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 2: has happened to you, you have a nightmare number. My

691
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:03,640
Speaker 2: old radio station, before I came here, we were one

692
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:07,040
Speaker 2: digit difference are the radio station number and the number

693
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Speaker 2: of Heathrow Airport, you know, one of the world's largest

694
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Speaker 2: international airports and their lost property. They obviously a busy

695
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:17,600
Speaker 2: airport like that. Every single day we would get phone

696
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:21,760
Speaker 2: calls about missing luggage and stuff like that, and sometimes

697
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 2: in the six hour we would actually I'm a shage,

698
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:27,360
Speaker 2: so this we would take those calls off air and

699
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:28,240
Speaker 2: just waste their time.

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Speaker 4: What I pretend that you were looking for the jacket.

701
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:34,240
Speaker 2: Or passing them around team members and stuff like that,

702
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 2: pretending to be supervisor. I go, hang on a minute,

703
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:40,160
Speaker 2: my supervisor, did you see it? And then my news

704
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:42,040
Speaker 2: reader Andrew would come on and go, hello, there is

705
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:46,520
Speaker 2: there a supervisor? Describe the suitcase again. They get all excited,

706
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:48,440
Speaker 2: like if can you see it's brown?

707
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Speaker 4: Someone who's lost property on an airline recently.

708
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Speaker 2: Sometimes Monday MO when you need to fill something and

709
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 2: wasting innocent people's time about missing suitcases all you've got

710
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Speaker 2: in the well.

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00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:02,720
Speaker 4: And as Virgin goes into further decline, I worry even

712
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 4: more about getting that suit jacket back.

713
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Speaker 3: You ain't seeing that you still haven't got it back.

714
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 2: I saw Branson on TV in a press commerce he

715
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:11,160
Speaker 2: was wearing it. He was reduced to now wearing the

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Speaker 2: lost property. Is this happen here with a nightmare number? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we in the newsroom in there. Actually quite

718
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Speaker 3: a while ago, we must have had a similar number

719
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Speaker 3: to a local piano tuner, and we used to get

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Speaker 3: a lot of people calling and you'd say, oh, no,

721
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Speaker 3: look sorry, I think you've got the wrong number. We

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Speaker 3: can give you the news in the weather, but we

723
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Speaker 3: can't help you with your ivori.

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Speaker 2: Is sorry, I fool So it's old people looking for

725
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Speaker 2: piano tuners.

726
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:39,400
Speaker 3: He's to come out and shune their pianos.

727
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:41,560
Speaker 2: I want to thought about piano tuners. Is that really

728
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:43,560
Speaker 2: a nine to five job? Is that something else you

729
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:46,200
Speaker 2: do on top of the job. Is there enough business

730
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:47,320
Speaker 2: out there tuning piano?

731
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Speaker 4: I don't think you're tuning full time.

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Speaker 2: You can't just be a full time tunist, a music

733
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Speaker 2: teacher or anything like that.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: We're talking about nightmare phone numbers, talk about phe numbers.

736
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Speaker 2: I remember years ago I had a falling out with

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Speaker 2: our radio show engineer, the radio station's engineer, and to

738
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:09,359
Speaker 2: get me back, he forwarded on every single text that

739
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:11,760
Speaker 2: came in over the weekend to our old radio station

740
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:14,879
Speaker 2: to my personal phone. Now, at the time, we had

741
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:18,480
Speaker 2: a really big Saturday afternoon national all around the UK.

742
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 2: Had a couple of Minion listeners footy show, so they

743
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:24,280
Speaker 2: would like have live commentary and all angry footy fans

744
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,520
Speaker 2: texting in and stuff like that. It was hosted by

745
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 2: a former England player and a football legend called Ian

746
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:31,520
Speaker 2: Wright who played for Arsenal as well. It was very

747
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:33,520
Speaker 2: There were thousands of texts that were coming over the

748
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 2: weekends that show. Every single one of them came to

749
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:38,600
Speaker 2: my phone, every single one of them. I never fill

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00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:40,200
Speaker 2: out with that engineer ever. Get off that. I learned

751
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 2: my lesson, all right, So amazing stories and about nightmare

752
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 2: phone numbers, Christian. I moved to North Ringwood with my

753
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:49,600
Speaker 2: parents in late August nineteen ninety four. We found out

754
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:52,480
Speaker 2: that we'd inherited the phone number from the current Swans

755
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:56,800
Speaker 2: coach John Longmie back then he was full forward for

756
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:59,480
Speaker 2: North Melbourne the Kangaroos. I answered the phone one day

757
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:03,400
Speaker 2: and the follow exchange occurred, and that was John there speaking,

758
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:06,040
Speaker 2: why aren't you at training? What is this? Then? Phone

759
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:08,919
Speaker 2: number at a time? Yes, come on, horse, stop mucking around.

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00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:12,120
Speaker 2: Why aren't you at training? Sorry I'm not John Longmire?

761
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:15,200
Speaker 2: Who is this? Dennis Pagan who was against the current

762
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:18,040
Speaker 2: who was then the coach of North Melbourne at the time.

763
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 2: Sorry disturb you, I forgot. He's just moved. No worries,

764
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:23,360
Speaker 2: he's probably stuck in traffic. Good luck in the finals anyway.

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Speaker 2: Is that amazing?

766
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Speaker 4: That was a good era for North Melbourne, so they

767
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:28,960
Speaker 4: did do well.

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Speaker 2: Yes, this is from Tissha had a phone number that

769
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Speaker 2: was one digit away from a takeaway called the Roman Empire.

770
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:39,839
Speaker 2: It was annoying. We'd get phone calls some very drong

771
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:44,080
Speaker 2: people at midnight asking is that the Roman Empire? Leanne

772
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,600
Speaker 2: of our office? Phone number is similar to the local

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00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:48,720
Speaker 2: police station. And once I had an older gentleman accused

774
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:50,879
Speaker 2: accused me of lying to him each time he ran,

775
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 2: got angry with me. On the eighth time he called,

776
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:55,839
Speaker 2: I answered the as the police station, just to calm

777
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:58,560
Speaker 2: him down, took the report about how he thought the

778
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:00,960
Speaker 2: speed camera was a working correctly.

779
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:04,319
Speaker 4: What is it with people ringing wrong numbers? And then

780
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 4: we get angry? We always I had one called me

781
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 4: the other day and she said is this Patrick? Oh no,

782
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 4: sorry you got the wrong number? Well I dialed oh

783
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 4: for three to D. Yeah, that's my number, but I'm.

784
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:17,239
Speaker 2: Not You always don't trust.

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00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:18,840
Speaker 8: Us.

786
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:22,280
Speaker 4: So it's not Patrick. No, it's not Patrick.

787
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 2: I think it's said to be. When I've been on

788
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:27,880
Speaker 2: the lean, you actually go are you sure? Are you sure?

789
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:30,920
Speaker 2: You're not Patrick? Pat is Patrick? So this isn't Patrick's number?

790
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:32,799
Speaker 2: And then you got things straight away. You call the

791
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:34,120
Speaker 2: same number again.

792
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:35,880
Speaker 4: Exactly what happened. So I hung up with her and

793
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:38,560
Speaker 4: then her call came back through again. Oh sorry, it's

794
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:40,280
Speaker 4: me again, not Patrick.

795
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 2: Zoe Humphries. One digit difference from the local Incontinents helpline

796
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:49,400
Speaker 2: the calls I have. All right, let's go to the

797
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Speaker 2: loans now. Alison, good morning, good morning.

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Speaker 6: My issue is my name is Alison and my surname

799
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Speaker 6: is Church. So I'm a church. Many years ago I

800
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:01,920
Speaker 6: was living in Kilda and on a few occasions I

801
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:04,160
Speaker 6: had calls from people who were looking for a church

802
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:07,880
Speaker 6: in the area. Turns out they'd call directory assistant asking

803
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:11,040
Speaker 6: for a church insin Kilda, but were given my number instead.

804
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 2: This is amazing. You are a church, yes, Allison, Church.

805
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,800
Speaker 2: Of course. It's strange, isn't it People looking for religion

806
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:21,800
Speaker 2: or a church would actually go through the phone book

807
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:26,480
Speaker 2: to find God. It's a very modern way. Yeah, that's

808
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:29,200
Speaker 2: that's unbelievable. That's that's a great one. A church.

809
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 4: We had people call the post looking for the post office.

810
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 4: My surname post and they would call our home every

811
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:36,680
Speaker 4: maybe every couple of years we got here.

812
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think if you got to be well, it's

813
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:42,400
Speaker 2: surname's post. Maybe is mister Post? I don't know, Alison.

814
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 2: Thank you very much and call.

815
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:44,759
Speaker 6: Thank you.

816
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 2: Have a loadly weekend. Bill, Good morning, Bill, Good morning.

817
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:49,919
Speaker 2: How are you? Yeah, I'm good, Bill, Welcome to the show.

818
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 2: So nightmare phone numbers? What was yours?

819
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:57,320
Speaker 10: Yeah, moe was a one digit number off the local Pizza.

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00:37:57,120 --> 00:38:03,040
Speaker 4: Hut, not one three, double one, double six, won three numbers.

821
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:06,160
Speaker 4: That was very quick, Jack, I always remember the Pizza

822
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:06,680
Speaker 4: Hut number.

823
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:07,759
Speaker 2: Yeah.

824
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:09,839
Speaker 10: So we used to get there on Friday Saturday night.

825
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:13,879
Speaker 10: Thank you, yea, and yeah, started getting sick of it. Yeah,

826
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 10: I'm going to play along with this, started taking orders,

827
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:18,839
Speaker 10: had the menu in front of me and offering them

828
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 10: deals and they'd leave, you know, happily set aside with

829
00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:23,480
Speaker 10: the order they got in the discount.

830
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:26,239
Speaker 2: You would have ruined their Friday nights. The pizza then.

831
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:29,319
Speaker 2: And also once once you order pizza, you think it's

832
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:32,280
Speaker 2: coming in second so your stomach starts to rearrange yourself.

833
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:35,160
Speaker 2: You start to salivate at that pizza when it's coming. Bill.

834
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Speaker 2: Thank you very much. You cool, have a good weekend.

835
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Speaker 1: Thank you.

836
00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:40,919
Speaker 2: I'm on Pizza Hut now. The christ You know Comma show,

837
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 2: we're doing knocko off Friday. We haven't done this in

838
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:45,960
Speaker 2: a couple of weeks, but we can now because obviously

839
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,240
Speaker 2: you're doing different things this weekend than you had planned

840
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:50,840
Speaker 2: after the news on Monday. So knock off Friday. This

841
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 2: is someone assess how this works. You simply just called

842
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:54,839
Speaker 2: us up to us what time you're knocking off today?

843
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:56,680
Speaker 2: Don't tell me you finishing? And then what you got

844
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:58,480
Speaker 2: ahead for your weekend? What are you going to be

845
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 2: doing mine? Actually, I'm already starting to feel a bit stressed,

846
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:04,480
Speaker 2: to be honest. The big thing, yeah, the big thing

847
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 2: ahead of me is that I'm going to be building

848
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:08,320
Speaker 2: later today when I get back, I'm going to be

849
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:12,120
Speaker 2: building a ike It's not just a wardrobe, it's also

850
00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:12,960
Speaker 2: a bed.

851
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:15,839
Speaker 4: Oh type a smile, friend, I didn't know you had

852
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:17,000
Speaker 4: to do the wardrobe as well.

853
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:20,400
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and a bedside table called something like a

854
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:24,239
Speaker 2: feud and board or whatever it is vision What is

855
00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 2: it about? Though? So are those actually even words? We

856
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 2: just we just presume it means something in Swedish. I

857
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:32,759
Speaker 2: think even ikea as a Swedish for a divorce. You know,

858
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:35,960
Speaker 2: I don't know it's it's a night henery and then tomorrow.

859
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:38,200
Speaker 2: This is not going to work. My wife said, do

860
00:39:38,239 --> 00:39:39,919
Speaker 2: you know what'd be really nice if we went out

861
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:42,480
Speaker 2: for a family bike ride? Chris, you put the bike

862
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:45,760
Speaker 2: rack on. Let's just take off out to the country

863
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:47,359
Speaker 2: and go on a family bike ride. And I went

864
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:50,760
Speaker 2: where she said, I don't know, somewhere around a lake.

865
00:39:51,239 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 2: And I'm like, the kids like, this ain't gonna work.

866
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:57,520
Speaker 2: This is not I said, the von trautfuck family from

867
00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:01,560
Speaker 2: the sound of music, somewhere around lake. So we've got

868
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 2: to find a lake. If anyone can tell me a

869
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:07,239
Speaker 2: lake that the color family can go around, it's not

870
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:08,800
Speaker 2: a bad idea. I'll get the fit in that can.

871
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:10,799
Speaker 4: Ride your bikes around the town. I thought it's for

872
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:13,360
Speaker 4: runners only.

873
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:16,799
Speaker 2: I've never seen anyone sort of mowing down cyclist. What

874
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:19,960
Speaker 2: a great way to upset people. This weekend is the

875
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:23,759
Speaker 2: four of us. It's remember, try and do a new

876
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:28,120
Speaker 2: personal best around there. Okay, so give us a call

877
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Speaker 2: this one, Jack, what are you going to be doing

878
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:30,440
Speaker 2: this weekend?

879
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:33,000
Speaker 4: Why weekend is sadly not much different to yours. I've

880
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:36,840
Speaker 4: got waiting for me at home. Hat racks, wall mounts

881
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:38,560
Speaker 4: to screw into the wall.

882
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:43,520
Speaker 2: Racks you hipsters, hat racks where when I hang my

883
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:44,360
Speaker 2: trill beat.

884
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:47,920
Speaker 4: It's really bi has So she has hats like you

885
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:50,800
Speaker 4: know forharral War, that big silly hat. She's got hats

886
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:51,080
Speaker 4: like that.

887
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:52,759
Speaker 2: A deputy dog so kind of hat.

888
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,120
Speaker 4: And she doesn't have anywhere to stack them because she

889
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:57,560
Speaker 4: can't just like scram them into a cupboard because I

890
00:40:57,600 --> 00:41:00,479
Speaker 4: will get squished. So today I'm put up four little

891
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:02,759
Speaker 4: knobs that hold hats on the wall. I don't know.

892
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:05,160
Speaker 2: Do you know what next week on the show Let's

893
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 2: do not First World problems, hits the problems? Where can

894
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:11,160
Speaker 2: I paint my hats? Can I put my hats?

895
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 4: And she's making me do it on my side of

896
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,279
Speaker 4: the bedroom as well. Oh that's not as I got

897
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:17,759
Speaker 4: spare wall space apparently on my side of the bed.

898
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:19,800
Speaker 2: See that's what happens. If you don't use that space

899
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:22,000
Speaker 2: as a guy, they will use it for here. It's

900
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:27,080
Speaker 2: taken out as it does nature of yours a vacuum. Patsy,

901
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:28,959
Speaker 2: what are you up to this weekend? Dare we ask?

902
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:29,719
Speaker 8: No?

903
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 3: You may, dare you ask? We've got friends coming over

904
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:35,600
Speaker 3: for a drink tomorrow night, and it'll be like escape

905
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:38,759
Speaker 3: time at the zoo because it's no kids, so it'll

906
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:42,200
Speaker 3: be forty something's just going ballistic. It finally being able

907
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:45,160
Speaker 3: to be social for once after how many weeks? Eight weeks?

908
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 2: Like to swing you. Oh, that's what it sounds like

909
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:53,680
Speaker 2: to me. Forty something's going at it? Okay, all right,

910
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 2: let's not judge, all right? So knock off Friday nine

911
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:02,879
Speaker 2: four three, Daniel, Good morning buddy, Christian. Here are you going?

912
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:05,520
Speaker 2: I'm going, Daniel, knock off Friday? What time you knocking

913
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:06,279
Speaker 2: off today? Mate?

914
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:06,879
Speaker 4: Yeah?

915
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:09,279
Speaker 5: It's my last day on changing job so I start

916
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:09,760
Speaker 5: on Monday.

917
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:12,239
Speaker 11: So I've just arrived at the golf course for our

918
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:13,720
Speaker 11: first round since Lockdown started.

919
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:18,920
Speaker 2: What time's t off? I do? Oh? You know what

920
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:22,840
Speaker 2: a beautiful morning is here in Richmond? So gorgeous, crispal

921
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:24,520
Speaker 2: tummin all day. Is it nice where you are?

922
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:26,560
Speaker 5: Yeah? The only talk it it's beautiful. I've got a

923
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:28,440
Speaker 5: brand new set of clubs on board over Lockdown, so

924
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 5: taking him out for Uspian today.

925
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:32,759
Speaker 2: I'm playing Sunday afternoon and it will be ugly but

926
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:35,400
Speaker 2: I can't wait. I'm looking forward to it. And so

927
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:37,000
Speaker 2: are you starting a new job on Monday?

928
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:37,720
Speaker 1: Yes?

929
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:40,359
Speaker 2: Oh excellent. Okay, we'll enjoy your new job and enjoy

930
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:42,080
Speaker 2: you around this morning. Have a great game.

931
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:43,279
Speaker 5: Oh well, thank you.

932
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:46,520
Speaker 2: Cheers. All right, let's go to Kylie Coome morning, Kylie,

933
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,640
Speaker 2: Good morning, Kylie. What time are you knocking off today?

934
00:42:50,239 --> 00:42:54,160
Speaker 5: Three o'clock? And then I've got my fortieth today?

935
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:59,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, awesome, awesome, awesome. What are you doing for your fortieth? Then?

936
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:00,600
Speaker 2: Can you you can know what you see? A couple

937
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:01,040
Speaker 2: of mates.

938
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:04,719
Speaker 6: You're just having family over because I can't have too

939
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 6: many people just having a barbecue.

940
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,319
Speaker 4: Well, you're allowed to do a rotation system, like have

941
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:11,640
Speaker 4: five people in the house, then they go outside wait

942
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 4: in the car.

943
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:14,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be a bit fair time you go.

944
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,240
Speaker 2: We've got six or seven and that's the dull quite

945
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:19,520
Speaker 2: small talk bit. You want the crew that are coming

946
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:24,720
Speaker 2: in like ten or eleven, you know, fully loaded. Woo Cannie.

947
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:26,640
Speaker 2: How you have a great We'll send you some stuff.

948
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:28,960
Speaker 2: We'll send you a one hundred dollars eBay vouchers a

949
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:33,120
Speaker 2: little happy birthday from us. Okay, thank you and happy birthday.

950
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:34,160
Speaker 5: Thanks.

951
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:36,759
Speaker 1: Christian o'connells Show podcast.

952
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:39,120
Speaker 2: We're doing knockoff Friday. You call us up on nine

953
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:43,759
Speaker 2: to four on four one four three. You just tell

954
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:46,160
Speaker 2: us what time you're knocking off today? What tony? Finishing work?

955
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:48,120
Speaker 2: But what are you up to this weekend? Now that

956
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:50,360
Speaker 2: we can enjoy our weekends a bit more, which is

957
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:55,600
Speaker 2: great news. All right, let's go to Stan. Good morning, Stan,

958
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:57,000
Speaker 2: Good morning man.

959
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:57,400
Speaker 4: How are you?

960
00:43:57,520 --> 00:43:59,440
Speaker 2: I'm good Stan? You had a good week? And what

961
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:00,880
Speaker 2: time are you not off today? Stand?

962
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:01,399
Speaker 5: Oh?

963
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:03,880
Speaker 11: We're doing the two o'clock finished mate today because we

964
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:06,240
Speaker 11: started at six where it was nice and two degrees

965
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:08,399
Speaker 11: outside and still is only two and a half now,

966
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:09,319
Speaker 11: so it's warmed up a bit.

967
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:12,879
Speaker 2: And what do you do? Stand? We're plumbers all right,

968
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:15,320
Speaker 2: and you guys have still been able to work, haven't you?

969
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:17,000
Speaker 2: In lockdown? Yeah?

970
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:21,320
Speaker 11: Touchwood business is busier than usual because people are finding

971
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:23,759
Speaker 11: plumbing issues at home and all sorts of little jobs

972
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:27,360
Speaker 11: they were done, So Touchwood it's gone up instead of

973
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:30,440
Speaker 11: down for workload for us. And apparently we're es central workers.

974
00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:33,520
Speaker 2: Well you are? And what are you doing over your weekends? Stand? Man?

975
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 11: We're doing a nice big hundred k bike ride from

976
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:39,840
Speaker 11: Bulling down to Morty Alcan and back down along the

977
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:42,279
Speaker 11: what do you call it? The East Links? It should

978
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:43,680
Speaker 11: be about one hundred and ten by the time we

979
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:45,799
Speaker 11: ride back first time two months.

980
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:47,880
Speaker 2: Thanks, I bet you can't wake And is that your

981
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:49,279
Speaker 2: thing at the weekends? That what you like to do?

982
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 5: Oh?

983
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:52,640
Speaker 11: Yeah, we're do a fair bit of group cycling. Actually,

984
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:54,439
Speaker 11: I've got a pointer for you where you're talking about

985
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:56,719
Speaker 11: a place to go for a lake for around the

986
00:44:56,800 --> 00:45:01,799
Speaker 11: lake Jill's Park. Actually their farmland has been flooded, so

987
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 11: the cycle way is pretty much locked. So if you

988
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,839
Speaker 11: wanted to do something cheeky, you could casually pull into

989
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:10,800
Speaker 11: the car park there, get on the cycleway, the cycle

990
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:13,480
Speaker 11: maybe two hundred meters, then it's fluttered. Then you deviate

991
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:17,040
Speaker 11: to the coffee shops if they never last English breakfast

992
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:18,560
Speaker 11: there with a couple of muffins.

993
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:21,399
Speaker 2: And do you know what this is? So sad? Right?

994
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:23,919
Speaker 2: I actually bought a pack of muffins yesterday. I may

995
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 2: be living in Australia and this is home now for me,

996
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:27,719
Speaker 2: but I still stood a part of me that is

997
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:30,200
Speaker 2: mister muffin man. I bought a four pack of muffins.

998
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:32,800
Speaker 2: I couldn't have been even the lady said, oh the accent,

999
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:35,239
Speaker 2: oh when you're getting muffins. I felt such a cliche.

1000
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 2: I was so embarrassed. I got I do own ug

1001
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:43,440
Speaker 2: boots you know as well. Yeah, stand enjoy your byke

1002
00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:44,120
Speaker 2: right tomorrow.

1003
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:46,600
Speaker 11: Thanks my friends, have a good one, all right, cheers mate.

1004
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:46,919
Speaker 2: Kath.

1005
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 9: Good morning, Kathy, Yes, sorry you've been summer name okay.

1006
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:57,120
Speaker 2: And the third time Kath, good morning, Good morning. I

1007
00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:58,839
Speaker 2: don't know what time are you knocking off today, Kat,

1008
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:01,040
Speaker 2: four o'clock because.

1009
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 9: We are doing an ISO party for my daughter because

1010
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:04,640
Speaker 9: she's turning twenty one.

1011
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:05,560
Speaker 2: Wow.

1012
00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:08,919
Speaker 9: Yeah, so we've got about twenty five people calling in

1013
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:11,680
Speaker 9: this evening on a zoom call that she knows nothing about.

1014
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:13,920
Speaker 9: And we've got about thirty of her friends that did

1015
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 9: videos for us as well that will be showing everybody

1016
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:20,879
Speaker 9: at the same time. So yeah, it's going to be

1017
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:21,719
Speaker 9: pretty exciting.

1018
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:26,239
Speaker 2: Now you've called up a radio show, yeah, telling us

1019
00:46:26,239 --> 00:46:28,040
Speaker 2: about the surprise. You've had to go at me because

1020
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:30,080
Speaker 2: I didn't say your name, so we've had to say

1021
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:32,480
Speaker 2: next a few times to try and get a rapport

1022
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:35,839
Speaker 2: with you. Worried that she might or one of her

1023
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:37,600
Speaker 2: friends might personal she might hear this.

1024
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:41,319
Speaker 9: No, no, no, she's in bed, trust me. She's a

1025
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:43,000
Speaker 9: difficult twenty one year old.

1026
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:46,920
Speaker 2: I started whispering that as well. This is if I

1027
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:47,840
Speaker 2: start whispering.

1028
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:52,200
Speaker 9: Yeah, trust me, she's not getting up anytimes, and neither

1029
00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:52,920
Speaker 9: a refriend.

1030
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:54,759
Speaker 2: Hey listen, how do you feel having a twenty one

1031
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 2: year older? That must be I must have mixed feedings

1032
00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:57,640
Speaker 2: about that.

1033
00:46:58,280 --> 00:46:59,760
Speaker 8: No, yeah, well she's.

1034
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:02,400
Speaker 9: The baby, but that's okay. I mean the other one's

1035
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:09,000
Speaker 9: twenty three, so yeah, you know, yeah, it's all good.

1036
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:10,880
Speaker 9: Ye no, no, no, it's lovely.

1037
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:13,839
Speaker 2: And are you still having some people around tonight? Because

1038
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:16,000
Speaker 2: this is allow Marques for your daughter twenty one?

1039
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:19,919
Speaker 9: I know, so yep. There'll be her family, her boyfriend,

1040
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:25,080
Speaker 9: my sister, my other daughter's boyfriend, and I'm sure we've

1041
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:27,399
Speaker 9: got other people that are just going to pop in,

1042
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:30,279
Speaker 9: so we will have at least ten people here.

1043
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:34,880
Speaker 2: Wink wink, wink wink. Yeah, careful, all right, Caath, I

1044
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:36,640
Speaker 2: hope your daughter has a great party today.

1045
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:38,080
Speaker 5: All right, thank you?

1046
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:40,839
Speaker 2: All right. I told my wife the today, I said,

1047
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:43,879
Speaker 2: because we'll go around to someone's house tomorrow night. And

1048
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:45,239
Speaker 2: I said, do you know that when you go in

1049
00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 2: you still have to be two meters apart? Oh, When

1050
00:47:48,719 --> 00:47:51,000
Speaker 2: I said, they've got these covert units going around with

1051
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:54,200
Speaker 2: infrared cameras that peer into our house is and they're

1052
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:54,960
Speaker 2: finding people.

1053
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:57,160
Speaker 4: She went, like heat seeking cameras.

1054
00:47:57,719 --> 00:48:00,000
Speaker 2: She goes to mere he goes, yeah, it makes sense.

1055
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:03,839
Speaker 2: They will knock at the door and they say, hey,

1056
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:06,440
Speaker 2: we saw that. Okay, we saw that. I haven't told

1057
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:09,680
Speaker 2: you yet that No, don't do that's a good thing.

1058
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:12,880
Speaker 2: It right, but the phone down, you got news to

1059
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:14,799
Speaker 2: do in twenty minutes. All right, Deans on the line,

1060
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:16,440
Speaker 2: Good morning, Dean morning.

1061
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:16,879
Speaker 5: Here you going.

1062
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:18,880
Speaker 2: We're good, Dina hope you well. He had a good week.

1063
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 5: It's been really good. Thank you, it's been well. Regards

1064
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:27,200
Speaker 5: to your issue with your flat pack IKEA requirements, I

1065
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:30,960
Speaker 5: run a small business called ah that bloke and what

1066
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:33,960
Speaker 5: it is my part of my service? Yeah that well

1067
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:35,799
Speaker 5: it's the way to find me. You go, you know,

1068
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,879
Speaker 5: you know no, oh no, no, that's him. Ah that's

1069
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:39,759
Speaker 5: like there you go.

1070
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 2: I like it. I also love the way you've crept

1071
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:44,800
Speaker 2: into doing a live and for it commercial.

1072
00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:49,360
Speaker 5: Nothing wrong of free advertising. Okay, Now what of this

1073
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:52,000
Speaker 5: part of the services that I provide is that I

1074
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:55,840
Speaker 5: put together flat packs? Ah that bloke, Yeah that like

1075
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,280
Speaker 5: does flat packs. He does the garden, he does everything.

1076
00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:01,400
Speaker 5: But he can't mediate the between yourself and your wife when.

1077
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:01,960
Speaker 2: You fight about it.

1078
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:06,880
Speaker 5: It's issue, not that, not that, not that, Blake. Okay,

1079
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,799
Speaker 5: So if you're interested, give me a call. I'm happy

1080
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:10,319
Speaker 5: to help you out.

1081
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:12,840
Speaker 2: Great idea. So you do flat back here.

1082
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:18,360
Speaker 5: I do flat packs on gardening. I build stables for horses.

1083
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:23,719
Speaker 2: Swists, army knife there from doing that and I can't

1084
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:31,360
Speaker 2: been I's able to stables and is it? Yeah?

1085
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:33,840
Speaker 4: How many a week do you get about the stables?

1086
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:35,960
Speaker 10: Okay?

1087
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:39,319
Speaker 5: Well, look, if Christian, I also do doghouses, so when

1088
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:43,800
Speaker 5: your wife doghouse for you too, Christian, I can do

1089
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:46,240
Speaker 5: a doghouse for you if your wife gets upset, because.

1090
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,440
Speaker 2: That's what If I need a chapel at the end

1091
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:49,640
Speaker 2: of my guard, that's what.

1092
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:52,719
Speaker 5: I can't put relationships back together for people who are

1093
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:55,200
Speaker 5: broken up over a flatback. That's one thing I cannot do.

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Speaker 2: Dean. That thanks you cool buddy. Have a good weekend

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Speaker 2: you too.

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Speaker 5: Thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: Stuff Bye bye, Christian Hell Christian O'Connell show podcast this weekend.

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Speaker 2: Whilst we're excited in Victoria that restrictions have been lifted

1099
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Speaker 2: and in New South Wales have been lifted a bit

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Speaker 2: more they are this weekend Freedom Friday. They're calling it today.

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Speaker 2: Ten people can go into a restaurant or pub, which

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00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:23,120
Speaker 2: is I wonder how the restaurants are going to do

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00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 2: this then, because obviously, hopefully if this goes well and

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00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:27,760
Speaker 2: the numbers don't spike up over the next couple of weeks,

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00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:30,040
Speaker 2: it's the next stage for us as well, or about

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Speaker 2: restaurants and pubs. But the whole ten people in a restaurant,

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00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:35,319
Speaker 2: are you well out on an hour because I don't

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00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:36,960
Speaker 2: want you in there for a couple of hours? Do they?

1109
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:39,000
Speaker 2: If there's you know how they're going to.

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00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:40,920
Speaker 4: All I've heard about is the separation that you've got

1111
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:42,160
Speaker 4: to have a table in between.

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00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:44,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, well there's understandable. I get that, But I wonder

1113
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:47,080
Speaker 2: how they're going to do the ten people at a sitting,

1114
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:48,680
Speaker 2: Whether you'll do it in sittings and they give you

1115
00:50:48,719 --> 00:50:50,800
Speaker 2: an hour and a half or because sometimes if you

1116
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:52,520
Speaker 2: go into a restaurant, you want to take your time.

1117
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:54,520
Speaker 2: You hate the pressure of that. But then they want

1118
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:55,960
Speaker 2: more people in because they need the money.

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00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,799
Speaker 4: See, I like the fast turnover. I don't know why

1120
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:02,600
Speaker 4: we linger so much in rest I get bort.

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00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:04,040
Speaker 2: Go to a try throw at macas or something.

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00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:07,400
Speaker 4: Up to me. There's so much whimpering like way, and

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00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:09,600
Speaker 4: no one looks at the menu. And then the waiter

1124
00:51:09,719 --> 00:51:12,759
Speaker 4: comes around three times and before you know it, you're starving.

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00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:15,720
Speaker 4: And then after the dinner you hang around. Someone orders

1126
00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:17,920
Speaker 4: a coffee. It's too long. I get fidgety.

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00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:19,960
Speaker 2: Are you where are you going to? Where do you

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00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 2: need to be?

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Speaker 3: So welf deck Yeah yeah he is.

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00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:25,040
Speaker 2: Actually it's like a kick swinging his legs, kicking that

1131
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:27,239
Speaker 2: thing under the table, you know. And the other thing

1132
00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:29,120
Speaker 2: they're doing in your seth wells is people can go

1133
00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:33,120
Speaker 2: to church now, but only up to ten people. How

1134
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:37,080
Speaker 2: are they doing that? Because surely worshipers will want to

1135
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:40,440
Speaker 2: go and worship at their place of worship. So have

1136
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:42,279
Speaker 2: they got bouncers on the door or like.

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00:51:42,239 --> 00:51:43,640
Speaker 4: Who are the true chosen ones?

1138
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:47,880
Speaker 2: Ys? So going now? You can't get in no thongs,

1139
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:50,000
Speaker 2: so well Jesus war thongs doesn't matter, you're not allowed to.

1140
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:54,120
Speaker 1: We got dress coach The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1141
00:51:56,080 --> 00:52:00,719
Speaker 2: There's Ikea movies. Yesterday I was dragged dragged by my

1142
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 2: wife to Ikea.

1143
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:04,680
Speaker 4: Kicking and streets screaming through the maze.

1144
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:11,200
Speaker 2: Yep, yep, for the Maze of delights. We've got so

1145
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:13,680
Speaker 2: much stuff that yesterday the seats had to be put down.

1146
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:15,440
Speaker 2: That's the level it ats. When the seats have to

1147
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:18,120
Speaker 2: be put down, you know, it's serious. It's my job

1148
00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:19,920
Speaker 2: to put the seats down as well. You know how

1149
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:22,920
Speaker 2: to do them as a secret combination. Whatever car you've got,

1150
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:25,799
Speaker 2: they're a temperamental thing, aren't They put the seats down

1151
00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:27,640
Speaker 2: and put them back. No matter how many times you've

1152
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:29,959
Speaker 2: done it before, whenever you go to do it again,

1153
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,360
Speaker 2: you always have to go. Yes, is a sequence, because

1154
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:34,480
Speaker 2: the seats have to have the right code of sequence.

1155
00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:36,000
Speaker 2: Don't at the right time, then only then where they

1156
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:42,480
Speaker 2: actually go flat. So today it's Ikey at movies, lock

1157
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:47,320
Speaker 2: stock and two smoking bunk beds, silver crowded with a

1158
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:52,080
Speaker 2: chance of meatballs and at the end, Yeah you do.

1159
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:55,759
Speaker 2: That's a treat that awaits us Avengers self assemble.

1160
00:52:57,120 --> 00:52:57,839
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a goal.

1161
00:52:58,040 --> 00:53:01,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you. One screw over the Cuckoo's Nest, silver

1162
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:08,680
Speaker 2: flat pack mountains full metal bracket.

1163
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,399
Speaker 4: That's good. Sadly that was one of one. And I'm

1164
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:13,560
Speaker 4: already on thin ice.

1165
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:19,200
Speaker 2: There's something about Morgan said, it's actually a product I've

1166
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:22,160
Speaker 2: gone onto the ike your website. All right, Jack, what

1167
00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:24,160
Speaker 2: have you got for IKEA Movies?

1168
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:26,880
Speaker 4: Ellen Key Versus Predator.

1169
00:53:26,719 --> 00:53:31,960
Speaker 2: Very good, gold plus, I like that dude wears my kalas.

1170
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:37,000
Speaker 4: Oh Yes, and Meatballs of Fire, Two Golds.

1171
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:40,360
Speaker 1: And the Bronze The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

1172
00:53:40,719 --> 00:53:43,839
Speaker 2: Before we get into marking your time wasters today your

1173
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:47,759
Speaker 2: IKEA Movies, I think it'd be really nice is if

1174
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:50,520
Speaker 2: we give you the chance to pick the last song

1175
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:52,760
Speaker 2: we play. Okay, I think it should be your choice

1176
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:55,440
Speaker 2: how we end the week. And at the moment, I'm

1177
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:58,560
Speaker 2: also looking at the next song that I'm going to play.

1178
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:02,799
Speaker 2: I don't like it. Uh, Yazoo, only you. It's okay,

1179
00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:06,359
Speaker 2: you know there are better songs. Okay, it's okay. It's

1180
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:12,600
Speaker 2: that one looking from the window above. Only you. It's not. No,

1181
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:15,120
Speaker 2: it's not. It's not. So we need a big song

1182
00:54:15,239 --> 00:54:17,560
Speaker 2: to beg to begin the weekend, to end the shows

1183
00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:20,360
Speaker 2: this week? What song should we end the show on today?

1184
00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:23,239
Speaker 2: You can pick the show end up. It's not. We're

1185
00:54:23,239 --> 00:54:24,480
Speaker 2: not going to call it the by way that feature

1186
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 2: of this come up with that now as a terrible

1187
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:29,400
Speaker 2: name show ender before even suggest it to the team. Okay,

1188
00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:32,359
Speaker 2: it needs to be a big, happy, feel good song.

1189
00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:34,680
Speaker 2: If there was a song that was the first sip

1190
00:54:34,719 --> 00:54:36,760
Speaker 2: of your beer on a Friday afternoon or a Friday

1191
00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:40,200
Speaker 2: night that what is that song? Meanwhile? Produces now crap

1192
00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:43,399
Speaker 2: in their pants. I'm rather to k why.

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Speaker 7: Does he do?

1194
00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:46,040
Speaker 2: We're gonna do.

1195
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:52,520
Speaker 4: How you can play?

1196
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:57,280
Speaker 2: We must know everything more as we know spontaneous. Okay,

1197
00:54:57,400 --> 00:55:02,239
Speaker 2: right today is that word time? Where is IKEA Movies?

1198
00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:06,480
Speaker 2: You know exactly the old rapid team out there. I

1199
00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:09,160
Speaker 2: mean there are ten lines going right now. These producers

1200
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:11,800
Speaker 2: doing all right. So let's say, Jack, you're ready tomorrow,

1201
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:17,440
Speaker 2: I'm ready to go. Okay, Ikea Movies, Field of Bed Dreams,

1202
00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:23,000
Speaker 2: Silver David in Sunbury Free Billy Bookcase. That is actually

1203
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:25,360
Speaker 2: one of their products, the billy bookcase, as symboled a

1204
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:29,480
Speaker 2: billy bookcase before My Time Gold, Luky boy appensa dude,

1205
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:35,279
Speaker 2: where's the exit? We're stronger to a smarter on than

1206
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:38,880
Speaker 2: that Tony Chadston. The billies have eyes.

1207
00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:42,640
Speaker 4: The Billy bookcase is really getting a good run. Gold.

1208
00:55:42,719 --> 00:55:44,880
Speaker 2: That's also Luke from Noosa. I don't know if he's

1209
00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:47,920
Speaker 2: really on the theme there with this billy material. From

1210
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:55,880
Speaker 2: Sweden with love Silver, screw Loose instead of footloose, Kevin.

1211
00:55:55,719 --> 00:55:56,800
Speaker 4: Bacon, Silver Plas.

1212
00:55:56,960 --> 00:56:00,279
Speaker 2: Thank you David listening on the iHeart Apple in our

1213
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:02,959
Speaker 2: New South Wales. Thanks for listening, Mate, Raiders of the Lost,

1214
00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:08,000
Speaker 2: Raiders of the Lost Child Silver plus No instructions for

1215
00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:12,400
Speaker 2: old Men, gold Mark and Franks the southworldne back to

1216
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:15,720
Speaker 2: the Foton Silver. That was one of their first products

1217
00:56:15,719 --> 00:56:19,400
Speaker 2: that became famous was the Ikea footon Great Chat. Christian

1218
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:22,120
Speaker 2: got anymore interesting Ikea stories.

1219
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:24,920
Speaker 4: The history of Idea before we play this last song.

1220
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:29,000
Speaker 2: New podcast, David wavery well done. A Star is beyond,

1221
00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:33,520
Speaker 2: A Star is beyond Silver, the Beyond ultimatum, The beyonds

1222
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:36,239
Speaker 2: are coming in now. Silver plus, Oh Missing Screw where

1223
00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:37,000
Speaker 2: art thou.

1224
00:56:38,719 --> 00:56:40,400
Speaker 4: Well performed to gold.

1225
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:44,960
Speaker 2: Andrew well done, Tool Boys in the Hood Silver, Alan

1226
00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:49,520
Speaker 2: Key Largo, that's very good Silver Ikia Mockingbird.

1227
00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:51,320
Speaker 4: Gold plus.

1228
00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:53,359
Speaker 2: You didn't put your name on that. That is very

1229
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:58,280
Speaker 2: very good two thousand and one A Space Ottoman Silver plus,

1230
00:56:59,239 --> 00:57:05,480
Speaker 2: uh No, that's not very good. Citizen Kane Chair Sivil

1231
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:15,480
Speaker 2: plus Dirty flat Packing, Bronze, Jango, Unscrewed, Silver, Swede Home

1232
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:17,640
Speaker 2: Alan Key, Oh.

1233
00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:20,560
Speaker 4: Trying to go for a double bit. It's a bit messy.

1234
00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:24,360
Speaker 2: Silver, Three men in a flat pack, Silver, the men

1235
00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:29,720
Speaker 2: who stare up pile of leftover screws, Gold, flat Packs

1236
00:57:29,720 --> 00:57:32,600
Speaker 2: of the Future, silverl plus the Good, the Band and

1237
00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:36,400
Speaker 2: the Bulky Sivil plus. All right, great work today. Okay,

1238
00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:39,520
Speaker 2: so last song. We're gonna let you pick the last

1239
00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:42,320
Speaker 2: song we bam out with this morning. So do we

1240
00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:44,640
Speaker 2: have some choices? Right? Should we go to lines? Then

1241
00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:47,880
Speaker 2: we need to pick a last song for today's show.

1242
00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:53,880
Speaker 2: Let's stop putting some calls through. Joe, good morning, Hey Joe.

1243
00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:56,640
Speaker 4: He just up after all that.

1244
00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:59,080
Speaker 2: I think he had a good one as well, Joe, Heroes,

1245
00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:01,960
Speaker 2: Let's try some more calls there, We've got a lot

1246
00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:03,680
Speaker 2: of you. Londa. We've decided to give you the chance.

1247
00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:06,280
Speaker 2: You can pick the last song we pay today.

1248
00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:11,320
Speaker 1: Well, good morning, driving wheels by?

1249
00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:14,040
Speaker 2: Give you band good song? Do we play some barns

1250
00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:15,920
Speaker 2: in the last hour? Though, I'm trying to work out

1251
00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:16,880
Speaker 2: what we've played?

1252
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:19,720
Speaker 4: Something we would do I guess I mean show amnesia.

1253
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:25,880
Speaker 2: Okay, that's Will is very very strong on that. All right,

1254
00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:27,720
Speaker 2: let's take some more team, just put the call through.

1255
00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:32,520
Speaker 2: Uh So we got well with Driving Away by Jimmy Barnes, Paul.

1256
00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:36,560
Speaker 5: Christ the Night roll On by the Angels.

1257
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:38,960
Speaker 2: Let the Night Roll On by the Angels? Great choice, yep,

1258
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:41,920
Speaker 2: could be that one, all right, Paul, have a nice weekend,

1259
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:45,200
Speaker 2: just really nice and only have we've got to work

1260
00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:46,840
Speaker 2: out which one we're gonna go with. We're gonna have

1261
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:47,800
Speaker 2: to find.

1262
00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:50,800
Speaker 4: Put it from the system into the computer.

1263
00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:52,480
Speaker 2: Brad, which one are we going to go with? You

1264
00:58:52,560 --> 00:58:53,440
Speaker 2: having a problem out there?

1265
00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:59,640
Speaker 4: He just looks, check the log, put the calls to it,

1266
00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:01,120
Speaker 4: and didn't find the song?

1267
00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:04,320
Speaker 2: Heroes? Is what happened to radio? When did it become

1268
00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:07,920
Speaker 2: so complicated? It's all computers now, isn't it. We've got

1269
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:10,200
Speaker 2: to check this on that drive and that on driving.

1270
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:11,800
Speaker 2: It comes to the point where we're like, let's just

1271
00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:15,120
Speaker 2: end the show and say goodbye. No, we're not going

1272
00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:16,600
Speaker 2: to do that. What are we going to end with?

1273
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:19,200
Speaker 2: It's the same that shame the guy hung up Will

1274
00:59:19,320 --> 00:59:22,920
Speaker 2: had Heroes because that's a great in the is it?

1275
00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:24,080
Speaker 2: Do we play that button?

1276
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:26,240
Speaker 4: But I think that's all the only one that they've organized, So.

1277
00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:28,200
Speaker 2: This has not gone the way I thought it was

1278
00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:30,880
Speaker 2: to hear it's a great song. Well you hung up?

1279
00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:40,240
Speaker 2: But here's your song, last song for us today, great song,

1280
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:45,520
Speaker 2: awful with the radio beforehand. Entirely my fault, entirely my fault.

1281
00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:48,560
Speaker 2: That was a hideous ending to what I think has

1282
00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:50,280
Speaker 2: been an enjoyable week for us. We've loved doing the

1283
00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:53,240
Speaker 2: shows this week. We've had some great stories from you guys,

1284
00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:55,800
Speaker 2: and calls and texts and emails. And I'm really sorry

1285
00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:56,800
Speaker 2: that I balls up the end of that.

1286
00:59:56,880 --> 00:59:58,920
Speaker 4: No, no, that was it. You called the fire drill

1287
00:59:59,320 --> 00:59:59,960
Speaker 4: and none of us.

1288
01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:03,560
Speaker 2: So what do we do? I like the idea of

1289
01:00:04,160 --> 01:00:06,560
Speaker 2: letting our lovely listeners pick the last song we play

1290
01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:07,800
Speaker 2: as we head out into the weekend.

1291
01:00:07,840 --> 01:00:09,680
Speaker 4: I want to do it every week until we get

1292
01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:10,040
Speaker 4: it right.

1293
01:00:10,200 --> 01:00:11,960
Speaker 2: But how are we going to get it right? Otherwise

1294
01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:14,320
Speaker 2: we'll have the old, the old king of the hard

1295
01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:19,120
Speaker 2: drive out there crying into his microphone. Check we solicted

1296
01:00:19,120 --> 01:00:25,919
Speaker 2: earlier with my Time six am? How much sleek Time's radio? Now? Yeah?

1297
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:27,720
Speaker 2: Tell us? Now? What do you want us to finish

1298
01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:32,720
Speaker 2: next Friday? To give our time library.

1299
01:00:35,320 --> 01:00:37,360
Speaker 4: David Bowie b.

1300
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:41,919
Speaker 2: Because I, of course used to introduce him back on squad.

1301
01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:45,520
Speaker 2: Anyway we are, Is it actually ten o'clock time for

1302
01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:47,400
Speaker 2: us to go have a great weekend. Tull of today's

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Speaker 2: show is where Will I Hang My trill Bey? Thank

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Speaker 2: you very much for listening. We see Monday. Be smart

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Speaker 2: this weekend. I know we all think it's over. It's

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Speaker 2: not over really when you think about it, We've actually

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Speaker 2: just been hiding from the virus. Please saved this weekend,

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Speaker 2: but enjoy yourself.

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Speaker 1: Christian, Hello Mony, Christian O'Connell Show Podcast