Speaker 1: Hi, guys, and welcome back to another episode of Life Uncut.
Speaker 2: I'm Laura, I'm Maddy Jay.
Speaker 1: And this is our second Bachelor recap episode. This week,
Speaker 1: we're going to be recapping episode three and four, and
Speaker 1: I just quickly want to say a very big thank
Speaker 1: you to all of the feedback that we got about
Speaker 1: last week's episode, because now that Matt and I are
Speaker 1: stuck in an extended lockdown, we have nothing else to do,
Speaker 1: so we were always going to bring you this episode anyway.
Speaker 2: Okay, question, Laura Burn. What I don't understand is the
Speaker 2: fact that you're really nervous, and it doesn't make any
Speaker 2: sense because it's our second time recording together doing the recaps.
Speaker 2: We've had really great feedback. What's the problem. What's happened.
Speaker 1: I'm worried that you, like you know, went hard, went fast,
Speaker 1: and now you're going to suck and then you'll let
Speaker 1: the team down. No, that's not true. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I sat down. I sat down to record this episode.
Speaker 1: We're recording this episode in our bedroom, so you.
Speaker 2: Couldn't pick a place where we would be more comfortable.
Speaker 1: And I felt nervous. It was weird. And then I
Speaker 1: remember I've had three coffees today and not very much water,
Speaker 1: so I think I'm okay. I've got halpalpitations.
Speaker 2: I've had five shots of coffee today, so I'm absolutely
Speaker 2: off my face and ready to go. Question Laura Ben
Speaker 2: before we get into the episode this evening, do you
Speaker 2: think you will have a shower or just wash your
Speaker 2: feet in the sink? Here we go, which one do
Speaker 2: you think it'll be tonight? And like me, what's gonna happen?
Speaker 1: Wait? Is this how we're going to start every single
Speaker 1: one of these recap episodes? Are you gonna like out
Speaker 1: me for some little sicko thing I do? You're gonna
Speaker 1: wait until we turn the microphones on and then out
Speaker 1: me to my own audience.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm intrigued to know what people think about the situation.
Speaker 2: I'm a person who always likes to have a shower
Speaker 2: right before he goes to bed, whereas you're a little
Speaker 2: bit different. You can have a shower in the morning,
Speaker 2: you can have a shower at like seven am, and
Speaker 2: that's enough to qualify for your cleaning for an entire day,
Speaker 2: for a twenty four hour period. You're like, I'm done,
Speaker 2: I'm good to go.
Speaker 1: That's completely untrue. Everybody listening, that's lying. I have to
Speaker 1: wash my feet before going to bed.
Speaker 2: No, and it's not just washing your feet, it's literally
Speaker 2: you brushing your teeth, you rinse your mouth out, and
Speaker 2: then you get your foot.
Speaker 1: No one needs to know that.
Speaker 2: You bring it up to the sink and you splash
Speaker 2: a bit of water on your toes, you wiggle them around,
Speaker 2: do that each foot, and then you're like, all right,
Speaker 2: now I'm done, I'll see you in bed. How does
Speaker 2: that make any difference.
Speaker 1: I can't go to sleep if I have dirty, clammy feet,
Speaker 1: but I'm okay with the rest of me. And I
Speaker 1: just want to make this very clear. One. I know
Speaker 1: that there's going to be some other people out there
Speaker 1: who don't like always showering at night time. It's winter,
Speaker 1: so it's cold. If we don't have any heating in
Speaker 1: our house, it's freezing. You have a gas heat, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: in the bedroom it's cold. Okay, I'm cold come nighttime.
Speaker 1: I don't like going to bed with wet hair or
Speaker 1: feeling wet or feeling damp. So if I haven't done
Speaker 1: anything in the day, I won't have a shower at
Speaker 1: night time. I'd rather have one in the morning. That
Speaker 1: doesn't count for summertime. Summertime, I shower much more frequently.
Speaker 1: And I can't believe that this is how we spent
Speaker 1: the first four minutes of this episode.
Speaker 2: I mean, at least watch the calves, give the cars
Speaker 2: a little looking.
Speaker 1: Now it's gonna be like your feet, you're under arms
Speaker 1: and your privates. Everything else is fine, Like how sturty
Speaker 1: does your belly get during the day. Anyway, with that
Speaker 1: out of the way, we recapped episode one and two
Speaker 1: last week. It was a hoop, So if you watch
Speaker 1: this week's episode of The Bachelor, you would know that
Speaker 1: we're up to episodes three and four and there's been
Speaker 1: a lot, a lot that's been going down. And if
Speaker 1: you didn't watch it, well, you know what, you can
Speaker 1: just now skip it all and just catch up on
Speaker 1: the recap with Matt and nye.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to flag as well, Laura. Moving forward,
Speaker 2: we will no longer refer to him as Jimmy. We're
Speaker 2: gonna call him Captain Kinky.
Speaker 1: Why Captain Kinky?
Speaker 2: What do you mean? Why Captain Kinky? Because anybody who
Speaker 2: sits down with one on one is going to fall
Speaker 2: victim to his lips.
Speaker 1: I mean, to be fair, he's only kissing them, Like,
Speaker 1: what's the How kinky is he? Yeah? Me, I don't
Speaker 1: know what's going on below the camera.
Speaker 2: In the world of the Bachelor. I think he is
Speaker 2: kissing at the highest rate out of anyone previously. Like,
Speaker 2: I'm surprised he hasn't macked on with Usher at this stage.
Speaker 1: Osh just spent the most one on one time with him,
Speaker 1: and he's like, hang on, you've kissed every single other
Speaker 1: person you've had one on one time with.
Speaker 2: I reckon, he has kissed Usher. They've just edited it out,
Speaker 2: fucking editing production.
Speaker 1: I wash, just like they removed my kiss. There was
Speaker 1: more going on. You guys just didn't see our whole story. Okay.
Speaker 1: One thing I do want everyone to know though, is
Speaker 1: if you haven't noticed, Jimmy has a one hundred percent
Speaker 1: strike rate. So far, he has kissed every single person
Speaker 1: who's been on a single date with, which is like,
Speaker 1: I know that that's what happens on single dates, but
Speaker 1: often at least one personal goal a single date who
Speaker 1: doesn't get a kiss. So he's kissed every single one.
Speaker 1: He's also seems to have kissed now every single that
Speaker 1: he has had extra time with so Lily on last
Speaker 1: week's episode and this week's episode we're going to get
Speaker 1: into but he Ma's on in a bit of extra
Speaker 1: time as well. He's a good old loose lips Jimmy.
Speaker 2: And I'm here for it. I love it. I can't
Speaker 2: get enough of it.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Episode three, Here we go.
Speaker 2: I didn't expect this single date to be with Ash
Speaker 2: and nothing against Ash. I just didn't have her on
Speaker 2: my radar at all.
Speaker 1: She's been a bit quiet in the background a little bit,
Speaker 1: hasn't she. So it was surprising that she was chosen
Speaker 1: only because she hasn't had any airtime. But she's a
Speaker 1: hot little Tomalie she is.
Speaker 2: She's a professional middldown, professional dancer, and you know how
Speaker 2: I feel about dancing. I'm a dancer now.
Speaker 1: After I thought we were about to say you know
Speaker 1: how I feel about dancers, and I was like, well,
Speaker 1: that's going to go in Daily Mail about Matt having
Speaker 1: some sort of sordid affair on Dancing with the Stars.
Speaker 2: I appreciate now a good dancer. I mean, imagine these
Speaker 2: two in the TikTok world. They're a match made in heaven.
Speaker 1: Yes, and when Jimmy leaves being a pilot for his
Speaker 1: asmiring TikTok career. It's really going to take off.
Speaker 2: This date started off as a boat date, which is
Speaker 2: ideal for Ash because.
Speaker 1: I love boats.
Speaker 2: Who doesn't love boats, Let's be honest.
Speaker 1: I remember our first single date, So our first single
Speaker 1: date for anyone who didn't see our season, was on
Speaker 1: a boat, a big black boat. And I was very,
Speaker 1: very nervous, and I said, I said it probably about
Speaker 1: twenty five times. Punky did a recap of our single date,
Speaker 1: and it was just me incessantly saying the word boat
Speaker 1: over and over, big black boat. Oh, boat. I like boats,
Speaker 1: boatspace boats, boast boats, and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was thinking to myself at the time, I felt,
Speaker 2: Laura is really into this boat right now, a little
Speaker 2: too much.
Speaker 1: It was so embarrassing. So now anytime I watch someone
Speaker 1: say something or do something on the show where I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I feel a little bit sorry for them, I know
Speaker 1: how much nerves kind of take control. But Ash seemed
Speaker 1: really confident on this day as much as I say.
Speaker 1: She hadn't had any airtime, so therefore I was surprised
Speaker 1: that she was chosen. When we got to see a
Speaker 1: little bit more of her personality and who she is.
Speaker 1: I wasn't surprised that she got chosen like she is
Speaker 1: to fool. She is a very sweet girl, and I
Speaker 1: really like I loved how vulnerable she was talking about
Speaker 1: her health battles as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because she had a blood clot which was misdiagnosed
Speaker 2: and she was on a plane and it spread through
Speaker 2: her body, so it could have been really serious. But
Speaker 2: then when I heard that story, I did think, well,
Speaker 2: how's that gonna work If you can't fly and you're
Speaker 2: trying to get with a guy who's a pilot. Isn't
Speaker 2: that going to be a little bit of an issue?
Speaker 1: Ashes telling this story and you can see Jimmy's eyes like, ah, fat,
Speaker 1: what does that mean? So you can never come in
Speaker 1: a plane?
Speaker 2: So look as well, it makes a lot of sense
Speaker 2: because obviously last week, being on that flight with Brook,
Speaker 2: it would have been pretty awkward if that was Ash
Speaker 2: and Ash was like ah mid.
Speaker 1: Flight, so I reckon. Maybe Jimmy was like hey, or
Speaker 1: Captain Kinki was like, hey, I really want to take
Speaker 1: Ash on the first day on the plane and production
Speaker 1: were like, that's a terrible age. You should take Brooken instead,
Speaker 1: she's a sweet, sweet girl. We really like brook. Anyway,
Speaker 1: the date went off swimming, literally, they went swimming. It
Speaker 1: was all very sweet, it was all frisbee, a little
Speaker 1: bit boring, but it was really mild and lovely. And
Speaker 1: then Jimmy, our kinky captain, wanted to get a little
Speaker 1: bit handsy with Ash and so he pretended like he
Speaker 1: was going to teach her how to play frisbee, because
Speaker 1: obviously she's never played frisbee before and has absolutely no
Speaker 1: idea and needs a strong man with a lot of
Speaker 1: biceps to show her how it's done. But in no
Speaker 1: surprise to anyone, he used that as an opportunity to
Speaker 1: wrap his arms around her and pull her down under
Speaker 1: the water.
Speaker 2: It's a move straight out of the Bachelor playbook.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's actually a move that's in the notebook.
Speaker 1: Literally what they.
Speaker 2: Played frisbee and mac on in the water? Remember that
Speaker 2: in the notebook? What did that happen?
Speaker 1: Okay, But guys, I want to tell you something that
Speaker 1: is pretty crazy, And I'm so happy that Matt and
Speaker 1: I had discovered this because.
Speaker 2: We had an argument. Okay, Okay, There is a part
Speaker 2: where she talks about the fact that she's a dancer.
Speaker 2: She brings out a speaker and they learned this quite
Speaker 2: beautiful dance first. It is a dance that would normally
Speaker 2: take place at a wedding, and they get quite close
Speaker 2: and it looks like they're going to kiss, but they
Speaker 2: don't actually show a kiss.
Speaker 1: So on the actual episode that we all saw on
Speaker 1: episode three, there is no kiss between Ash and Jimmy.
Speaker 1: Whilst Ash is showing Jimmy this dance. But like Matt said,
Speaker 1: they get close, they're having a cuddle, but there's no kiss. Anyway,
Speaker 1: the kiss comes later, and the kiss comes just after
Speaker 1: Jimmy has given her a rose. However, I'm going to
Speaker 1: fast forward here for you all if you watched episode four,
Speaker 1: which was on Thursday night. In the very intro edit,
Speaker 1: you know how they do like a little recap. We're recapping.
Speaker 1: On last night's episode, they actually showed a piece of
Speaker 1: footage that was not shown on that single date, and
Speaker 1: that was Ash and Jimmy kissing during the dance. So
Speaker 1: they had kissed way before Jimmy actually gave her a rose,
Speaker 1: which in bachelor world is actually pretty controversial because normally
Speaker 1: on a single date, the kissing is saved for the
Speaker 1: intimacy scene, and the intimacy scene is during the rose
Speaker 1: giving like at the single day, so it's really really
Speaker 1: like impressive and it means a lot more on a
Speaker 1: date when the bachelor actually kisses someone during an activity.
Speaker 2: So normally with a single that it's broken down into parts.
Speaker 2: So you have like a travel part, so for them
Speaker 2: it was on the boat. Then you have an activity,
Speaker 2: which for them is the frisbee, and then you have
Speaker 2: what's called like an intimacy part of the date, and
Speaker 2: that was when they were sitting down and having some
Speaker 2: lunch when he brought out the binoculars and gave her
Speaker 2: a rose. And normally it's that part of the date
Speaker 2: which is at the tail end where you know, you
Speaker 2: start to get a bit more handsy for one of
Speaker 2: a better word, I guess for me, it was more
Speaker 2: natural to have any kind of intimacy at that point
Speaker 2: because it takes a while to warm up and feel
Speaker 2: comfortable with that person. I think we had our kiss
Speaker 2: at the very end of the date.
Speaker 1: I remember like staring you down and I was like,
Speaker 1: is he going to kiss me yet? This has been
Speaker 1: a long awkward pause. Now I was like, when do
Speaker 1: we kiss? And it's really weird because, like the producers
Speaker 1: tell you, they're like, oh, then there's an opportunity that
Speaker 1: maybe you might have a kiss now, And so you're
Speaker 1: kind of sitting there being like, do I do it?
Speaker 1: Does he do it?
Speaker 2: I was afraid of rejection.
Speaker 1: I was afraid too, like and.
Speaker 2: Also actually, and I think I think we clashed teeth.
Speaker 1: We did. We still clashed teeth.
Speaker 2: When I finally committed and leant in, I was like, ah,
Speaker 2: help me, smashed tea. The producers must have been thinking, God,
Speaker 2: these do it so awkward. Just just have a goddamn
Speaker 2: normal kiss.
Speaker 1: I guess because the dates are so broken up, it
Speaker 1: can sometimes take a little bit to get into the
Speaker 1: flower feeling like you are actually really connected and like
Speaker 1: you're you know, you're really getting to know that person
Speaker 1: and therefore feel comfortable to kiss. So the fact that
Speaker 1: Jimmy did have that kiss earlier on, I think says
Speaker 1: a lot, and it's probably also a reason why it
Speaker 1: was taken out and edited out of that first footage.
Speaker 1: I actually think Ash is going to go a lot
Speaker 1: further in this than what we originally thought. Nah, yeah, mate,
Speaker 1: you thought Chanelle was going to make it towards the end,
Speaker 1: and she went home on this epist So.
Speaker 2: Don't ruin the episode for.
Speaker 1: People, everybody, Chanelle who was the flight hostess, if you
Speaker 1: know she went home on this episode.
Speaker 2: Sorry for the spoilers as well for those playing at home.
Speaker 1: Anyway, we will get to that in a little while.
Speaker 1: Let's get to the group date.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just want to say I think it was
Speaker 2: a nice date. It was sweet. He's definitely attracted to her,
Speaker 2: but I didn't see the spark and the chemistry with
Speaker 2: that I think he has with other girls. For the record, so.
Speaker 1: Before we jump into the group date, Ash actually comes
Speaker 1: back to the house. So there's a scene after her
Speaker 1: one or one time with Jimmy where she comes back
Speaker 1: to the house and she has to front up to
Speaker 1: all of the other girls who are obviously like, oh
Speaker 1: what did they get up to? What have they been doing?
Speaker 1: And when Ash left for the date, she had poker
Speaker 1: straight hair, which I'm sure probably took her a very
Speaker 1: long time to do, and she came back with sexy, rugged,
Speaker 1: beechy wavy hair, which would make me very annoyed if
Speaker 1: I got dunked on a date and didn't want to
Speaker 1: get my hair wet. But anyway, she comes back, she
Speaker 1: has a rose, and some of the girls are not
Speaker 1: that impressed. Whoop, do you do want to show off?
Speaker 2: Look, it's always truck, isn't it. When you have to
Speaker 2: go back into the mansion and you're confronted with all
Speaker 2: the other girls who are a little bit jealous, And
Speaker 2: Sierra is definitely falling into that mold of the villain.
Speaker 2: That streak is coming through a lot more. But I mean,
Speaker 2: I still find it very endearing.
Speaker 1: I guess that's one of the things I said last week.
Speaker 1: I was like, I really like I love her like
Speaker 1: quick witted humor. However, I think at the beginning of
Speaker 1: this episode, her quick witted humor was very much erring
Speaker 1: on the side of being mean. And I think that
Speaker 1: you kind of have to be careful there because she's
Speaker 1: very funny. Sierra is very very funny, but I think
Speaker 1: that the funniness is kind of taken away when she
Speaker 1: kind of goes into the mean category in territory and
Speaker 1: I don't like that.
Speaker 2: I still like it. I've got plenty of time for Sierra.
Speaker 1: Oh controversial at this point. At this point, also, I
Speaker 1: think it's so hard when you come back after a
Speaker 1: single date, and all the girls are like, did you
Speaker 1: kiss him? Didn't you kiss him? Because you're in such
Speaker 1: a tricky situation. You're damned if you do, and you're
Speaker 1: damned if you don't. I remember when on our season,
Speaker 1: so I was the first person to kiss Matt and.
Speaker 2: I was the last. All right, you legend.
Speaker 1: No, but I was the first person.
Speaker 2: Look at you, Laura Ben You're so bloody girls.
Speaker 1: Stop it. You picked me. It must have been something
Speaker 1: gone anyway. No, Okay, I was the first person to
Speaker 1: kiss Matt.
Speaker 2: But you said that already.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I didn't have to be confronted by the
Speaker 1: girls because I got back really late, so nobody there
Speaker 1: was no conversation around did I didn't I? And no
Speaker 1: one really asked me.
Speaker 2: He came back in the margine, nobody was there, Guys,
Speaker 2: I gotta rose. It's just one person gonna be a
Speaker 2: cup of tea in the kitchen.
Speaker 1: Hey, Laura, Laura, were you gone? No? But then there
Speaker 1: were obviously there was many girls after me who got kissed.
Speaker 1: I think Tara was after me, and then Florence. So
Speaker 1: those girls, some of them came back and were like
Speaker 1: very very open and honest about what had happened. They
Speaker 1: were like, yeah, we kissed, you know, it was a
Speaker 1: great date. And some of them were said, you know, no,
Speaker 1: we didn't care. So some of them said, I'm not
Speaker 1: going to tell you. No, I don't kiss and tell.
Speaker 1: And to be honest, the girls who said I don't
Speaker 1: kiss and tell were actually the girls that people became
Speaker 1: the most angry at, I found because I guess the
Speaker 1: other girls in that environment just kind of wanted to
Speaker 1: know what they were being Yeah, they just wanted to
Speaker 1: know what they were being faced with. And it wasn't
Speaker 1: so much in a competitive way, but it was like,
Speaker 1: I want to know if I have not kissed a
Speaker 1: guy and there's not really any connection growing, I want
Speaker 1: to know if you have a great connection that's brewing.
Speaker 1: I don't want to just keep on thinking maybe it's
Speaker 1: going to happen for me. So I do think that
Speaker 1: maybe Ash got the girls off side by saying, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't kiss and tell. But it's a really, really
Speaker 1: tricky thing to decide what's right to do at the time.
Speaker 1: It's so uncomfortable because you think I don't want to
Speaker 1: tell them it's going to hurt their feelings.
Speaker 2: Where's the guys just like, well did you get a
Speaker 2: pash world? Lads? Lads, lads, lads lads.
Speaker 1: So when our show finished, Matt was like, gosh, you
Speaker 1: must have made such good friends and like, you know,
Speaker 1: the Bachelor boys. It was so awesome. I loved being
Speaker 1: in the house and why are you crying? Like being
Speaker 1: a girl in the Bachelor mansion is very different to
Speaker 1: being a guy on the Bachelorette. They're very very different experiences. Okay,
Speaker 1: so now we have the group date on episode three,
Speaker 1: and I freaking loved this group date. I love the
Speaker 1: girls that were on it. I love the activity that
Speaker 1: they got to do. I loved like the self deprecating
Speaker 1: ridiculousness of the dress ups element to it. I fucking
Speaker 1: loved it.
Speaker 2: It was a bit random. I saw one person in
Speaker 2: the Life on Facebook group did say that it was
Speaker 2: like there's a sale on Spotlight and they just got
Speaker 2: a heap of fabric and buttons and little ornaments and
Speaker 2: put it on a table and said, Ego, we're playing
Speaker 2: dress ups.
Speaker 1: It's like when you have a child and you get
Speaker 1: them a sensory box and you're like, this will entertain
Speaker 1: them for an hour. So for anyone who doesn't know
Speaker 1: what the date was is. I don't know what this Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know what it's called, and I can't remember
Speaker 1: what it's called. But basically, the girls who were on
Speaker 1: this date rocked up to a look like a pond
Speaker 1: or a lake or something, and Jimmy had this thing
Speaker 1: strapped to his feet, which if.
Speaker 2: You imagine a wakeboard and you've got these jets and
Speaker 2: then and you like shoot up, you fly into the
Speaker 2: air because these jets are pushing down at either side
Speaker 2: of your feet.
Speaker 1: It's like flying with a board, but not a board.
Speaker 1: It's like flying on your feet in the water.
Speaker 2: I'm wondering if people right now are like, what the
Speaker 2: fuck was this?
Speaker 1: It's a waterfoot flying sport anyway, not an Olympic sport,
Speaker 1: not an official one, but very entertaining to watch your
Speaker 1: proNT on TV. So part of it was like that
Speaker 1: Jimmy was a superhero. He can fly on water.
Speaker 2: Because Superman was his favorite superhero because of you.
Speaker 1: Know, yeah, it was a bit of a stretch. It
Speaker 1: was a tenuous link. Anyway. Then they had to get
Speaker 1: the girls to dress up as their own superhero character
Speaker 1: and create a name and create a persona in order
Speaker 1: to win extra time with Jimmy.
Speaker 2: It's always really tricky on group dates because from memory, Laura,
Speaker 2: when I cast my memory back to the Bachelor, you
Speaker 2: know you're getting pulled pillared a post.
Speaker 1: Oh was so hard for you, wasn't it?
Speaker 2: And I, you know, I sympathize with Sierra when she
Speaker 2: kind of put it in a very beautiful way.
Speaker 1: The girls on Jimmy Life shit. So then it flashes
Speaker 1: to where the girls are getting their superhero costumes ready,
Speaker 1: and once again, it is very hard for anybody to
Speaker 1: get some one on one time in this situation because
Speaker 1: everyone's trying to one up each other and do their
Speaker 1: best and get a little bit of attention from Jimmy.
Speaker 1: And Sierra manages to pull Jimmy aside very subtly to
Speaker 1: ask for a hand. Excuse me, Jimmy, would you mind
Speaker 1: putting some signs going to my bat?
Speaker 2: I mean, well played. That is very very clever from Sierra.
Speaker 1: Not her first rodeo, and that's why I like her.
Speaker 2: So then the girls had to present their superhero characters
Speaker 2: to Jimmy, and look, there are a couple of standouts.
Speaker 1: The Incredible Holes aka the Constipated Chicken, so my superhero
Speaker 1: name is the jj I Professor Pisser PP for sure,
Speaker 1: I'm and disabled my enemy's by making them kiss their
Speaker 1: pants with my hilarious jokes. These are droplets of pits.
Speaker 1: The true standout from the competition was obviously Toxic Positivity Carlie.
Speaker 1: I think she seems like a smart cookie. So Carlie
Speaker 1: has the extra time with Jimmy and they go and
Speaker 1: spend some time having a wine next to some candle light.
Speaker 2: I didn't think they're going to kiss here.
Speaker 1: I didn't think they were either, because also the extra
Speaker 1: time after a group dates only a really short period
Speaker 1: of time. You'll look at like an hour maximum two
Speaker 1: hours at most.
Speaker 2: It's very, very very brief.
Speaker 1: I don't know if anybody else was watching what I
Speaker 1: was watching, but I was starting to feel wildly uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: He was charming for a kiss, wasn't he?
Speaker 1: He was so intense, and I felt like I was
Speaker 1: watching a very very private moment. So Carlie was kind
Speaker 1: of being very reasonable. She was like, you know, this
Speaker 1: is what I'm looking for in a partner, and it
Speaker 1: seems like we have similar interests and this could be
Speaker 1: on the right track. Like she was very reasonable in
Speaker 1: that it seemed like she wasn't getting totally swept up
Speaker 1: in the romance of what was happening. That Jimmy was
Speaker 1: sitting there and he was like, you know when you're
Speaker 1: like on a date with a guy and you know
Speaker 1: that guy wants to kiss you because there's staring at
Speaker 1: your eyes, then staring at your mouth, then staring at
Speaker 1: your eyes, and staring at your mouth and staring at
Speaker 1: your eyes.
Speaker 2: Can you tell when guys do it and then trying to.
Speaker 1: Think you I mean staring your mouth. Yes, of course,
Speaker 1: you know when a guy is doing that, you're like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I get it. I'm like, I felt sorry for Carlie.
Speaker 1: I was like, Carlie is speaking to you and you
Speaker 1: are not listening to what she's saying. She is a smart,
Speaker 1: independent woman. You must listen to the words that come
Speaker 1: out of her mouth.
Speaker 2: She was like, and that's why I think the financial
Speaker 2: situation in Australia is actually in quite a detrimental state.
Speaker 2: And he's just like, kiss me.
Speaker 1: So Jimmy's going blue in the lips because he wants
Speaker 1: to kiss Carlie so bad. He also then says to Carlie,
Speaker 1: are you someone who shows the way that you feel
Speaker 1: or will you tell me?
Speaker 2: And the interesting thing is that he said this with
Speaker 2: his pants off. Poor Jimmy, he was sitting there in
Speaker 2: the nude going shore. At what point do you normally
Speaker 2: like to show someone that you're into them? Clarifying, he
Speaker 2: did have pants on.
Speaker 1: He had pants on. It was awfully I mean, it's
Speaker 1: all very g rated, but he really wanted to give
Speaker 1: Carlie a smooch and I didn't think Carlie was going
Speaker 1: to fall for it, but she got swept up in
Speaker 1: all those abs and all those biceps. Anyway, So a
Speaker 1: common theme of The Bachelor so far is that Jimmy
Speaker 1: kissed the girl he was on a date with and
Speaker 1: then the date ended. So then we end up at
Speaker 1: the cocktail party, and the cocktail party was a boring one.
Speaker 2: Did you guys ever have a girl code?
Speaker 1: A girl code? What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Well, the girl code for this season in this particular
Speaker 2: episode is that no girl was allowed to approach Jimmy.
Speaker 2: They had to sit back and wait for him to approach.
Speaker 1: Oh, the girl code is stupid. Look, I think that
Speaker 1: the girls tried to initiate that on our season as well,
Speaker 1: But the reality is it never going to play out
Speaker 1: that every single person respects that. And the other part
Speaker 1: of it is is that it's always one person who
Speaker 1: makes that decision and then says it to everyone. It's
Speaker 1: not like every single person that environment opted into the
Speaker 1: girl code. And so if you watch episode you would
Speaker 1: know what we're referring to is that Jay you to
Speaker 1: her business lounge, key giggitdy giggy. I mean, Jane likes
Speaker 1: she likes a gimmick, doesn't she. The first time in
Speaker 1: the business Lounge they played chess. This time she's got
Speaker 1: a little less surprise up a sleeve for him.
Speaker 2: I was actually upset there was no more chess. I
Speaker 2: was hoping for another game of chess.
Speaker 1: It really was what's Jay gonna doing there chess?
Speaker 2: I'm sure Jimmy was like, Oh, where the hell's the
Speaker 2: Knight and Bishops? He was having lessons apparently.
Speaker 1: But instead Jay had something else planned for him. Business
Speaker 1: is kind of gross heridy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's when she took a dump on his chest,
Speaker 2: which I thought was weird to see from Jake because
Speaker 2: she seemed like such a nice, respectable young woman.
Speaker 1: Jay did not take a dump on his chest.
Speaker 2: Weird that the Bachelor showed that look.
Speaker 1: Seven Prime spot. I thought maybe it would be a
Speaker 1: bit more g rated. No, what Jay actually did, which
Speaker 1: for some people is probably even more disgusting than dump
Speaker 1: on the chest. She blind folded Jimmy and she fed
Speaker 1: him an oyster which looked like it wasn't an ie,
Speaker 1: and nobody likes a warm oyster.
Speaker 2: Now, I thought this was quite clever, the fact that
Speaker 2: she was making him guess what the food was, and
Speaker 2: then every time he got an answer wrong he had
Speaker 2: to take off a bit of his clothing, except.
Speaker 1: The fact that he got every answer right, but she
Speaker 1: made it impossible for him to get the answers right.
Speaker 1: So he was like, it's an oyster. I fucking hate oysters,
Speaker 1: and she was like, how wrong, wrong, my little Jimmy.
Speaker 1: It was a bluff oyster. Take a pencil off.
Speaker 2: It was very quick that he was now shirtless in
Speaker 2: the business class lounge.
Speaker 1: I liked it. It was good.
Speaker 2: No, no, hang on, hang on a second. If you
Speaker 2: watch it back, it was actually Jay that made the
Speaker 2: move on Jimmy.
Speaker 1: Good or h.
Speaker 2: So I'm just saying, I know we're very quick to
Speaker 2: say that it's all Jimmy here, but he was just
Speaker 2: an innocent bystander in this situation, being forced fed food,
Speaker 2: taking his clothes off, and then being macked on. I mean,
Speaker 2: my heart goes out to the poor guy.
Speaker 1: Hey, do you know what, don't let anybody tell you
Speaker 1: that being the Bachelor is not hard work. Everyone always
Speaker 1: says it's hard for the girls. But we know who
Speaker 1: the true, true suffering victim is in this whole thing. Jimmy,
Speaker 1: the kinky Captain.
Speaker 2: And I will note that, I think, Laura, I think
Speaker 2: that's an Australian Bachelor record that we've had three kisses
Speaker 2: in one single episode. So Jimmy, well done.
Speaker 1: Which surprises me. Three kisses in one episode and it
Speaker 1: was still the most fucking boring episode. It was boring,
Speaker 1: but episode four was really good. So you know, we
Speaker 1: took a little dive and then we're back up there again.
Speaker 2: Okay, before we got to episode four, we mentioned it earlier.
Speaker 2: Chanelle went home. She was a flight attendant.
Speaker 1: I like Chanelle and Maddie somebody who we've never seen
Speaker 1: on the TV. It's always interesting because at this point
Speaker 1: in time, there's a few main characters who, like we
Speaker 1: all know Lienera. Yeah, there's a few main people. I
Speaker 1: don't know if you can call them characters. I hate
Speaker 1: saying that, but there's a few main players that everybody
Speaker 1: knows and that you easily identify. You're like, yep, that's
Speaker 1: my girl. And then every so often you'll get a
Speaker 1: voxy with someone and you're like, fuck, is the heck.
Speaker 2: Is that is?
Speaker 1: She come?
Speaker 2: She always been here? Unfortunately, Maddie was one of those people.
Speaker 1: We miss her, We never got to really meet her.
Speaker 2: Episode four and we kick off with Jimmy arriving at
Speaker 2: the Bachelor mansion to griddle the girls, and Holly has
Speaker 2: a bit of a hands on greeting with Jimmy.
Speaker 1: That's nice batch on a barm Yeah is that that? Yes? Well,
Speaker 1: actually Jimmy has arrived at the house with his beautiful
Speaker 1: puppy dog, Billy, and I think that most of the
Speaker 1: girls are probably more interested in Billy than Jimmy at
Speaker 1: this time. But it's one of those things where I
Speaker 1: remember when I went on a group date with you
Speaker 1: and your sister was there, and everyone, even me, like,
Speaker 1: everyone wants to really impress or be liked by that
Speaker 1: person that's a member of your family. In this case, yes,
Speaker 1: it may be a dog, but in your instance, or
Speaker 1: in our instance, it was your sister and you want
Speaker 1: that other person to like you so much.
Speaker 2: Anything that is remotely connected to the bachelor, you were like,
Speaker 2: I love that. That is fantastic. Jimmy could arrive with
Speaker 2: a brown snake and he goes, hey, everyone, this is
Speaker 2: my pet snake, and all the girls will go, oh
Speaker 2: my god, it's amazing, it's so cute. Can I please
Speaker 2: hold it?
Speaker 1: I literally thought you were about to say he could
Speaker 1: arrive with a shit, But he could have arrived with
Speaker 1: a shit in a paper bag and people would be like,
Speaker 1: I love shot bags. Leave it on my doorstep, it's
Speaker 1: my favorite. Set it on fire. So Jimmy picks Holly
Speaker 1: for this date, and a lot of the girls are
Speaker 1: really unhappy with this. And Episode four is actually the
Speaker 1: very first time we start to see the drama unfold
Speaker 1: and the division, the division between the girls. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: obviously now as much as for us, it's only been
Speaker 1: three episodes that has kind of taken place before this EPP.
Speaker 1: For the girls, they've probably been in there for a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks now, so they have already started to
Speaker 1: form their friendship groups. They've already started to get to
Speaker 1: know the girls that they do and don't like, and
Speaker 1: there does seem to be this huge division that has
Speaker 1: happened between Steph, who we said last week may have
Speaker 1: been a little bit of a villain. She is definitely
Speaker 1: filling that villainous role as of this episode, and Sierra,
Speaker 1: a couple of the other girls have kind of formed
Speaker 1: a bit of an alliance. And on the other side
Speaker 1: of that, we have Holly, we have Brooke, and we
Speaker 1: have Carlie, who are some of the sweetest girls in
Speaker 1: the house. And now, I know editing is a very
Speaker 1: tricky thing. I know that maybe there's a picture that's
Speaker 1: being painted for us, but there was a lot that
Speaker 1: went on in this episode that I think made everyone
Speaker 1: feel a bit.
Speaker 2: I just really want to know why Steph hates Holly
Speaker 2: so much, you know, why you're a bitch.
Speaker 1: So I just have no time for it. I mean,
Speaker 1: hopefully like Jimmy sends the dog back and not her today,
Speaker 1: because I felt like there must have been something more
Speaker 1: that has happened off camera that we haven't seen. However,
Speaker 1: maybe not, and there is always the chance that maybe
Speaker 1: there is just a whole lot of jealousy that's going on,
Speaker 1: and you know, being in that environment doesn't always bring
Speaker 1: up the best in people, and maybe Holly has a
Speaker 1: little bit of a target on her back.
Speaker 2: I reckon Holly looks like the kind of person. The
Speaker 2: only thing I think it could be is that maybe
Speaker 2: she's stealing food. How food is so important in the mansion,
Speaker 2: Like maybe she's taking all the good salmon's steaks.
Speaker 1: She's been eating all the fucking avocados.
Speaker 2: And she's eating all the avocados, and that's why Steph
Speaker 2: hates her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it makes sense. Nobody likes the person who puts
Speaker 1: all the avocados in their breakfast.
Speaker 2: I mean, and we just can't see that it happens
Speaker 2: when the cameras aren't there.
Speaker 1: I do think at this point in time, there does
Speaker 1: become a bit of a riff between the girls who
Speaker 1: are getting time with Jimmy and the girls who are
Speaker 1: feeling insecure because they haven't had time yet, and jealousy
Speaker 1: starts to brew. Like that's a very real and very
Speaker 1: ugly thing, And unfortunately, I do think that we're seeing
Speaker 1: that with step a bit. And Steph did call Holly
Speaker 1: a very colorful thing at the beginning of the episode.
Speaker 1: She also called her that at the end of the episode.
Speaker 2: See your next Tuesday, which I don't think is that bad.
Speaker 1: You don't think the sea word is bad?
Speaker 2: I don't reckon it's that bad?
Speaker 1: What have you no?
Speaker 2: Come on, we will have been called bad names.
Speaker 1: There's not much worse that you could be called as
Speaker 1: a female than a cunt.
Speaker 2: Do you reckon? Yes?
Speaker 1: I don't reckon. I know you can't call someone that.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, for the record, I think that is inappropriate
Speaker 2: language and should not be used at any time except
Speaker 2: in the Bachelor mansion.
Speaker 3: Go on, so Holly now, Laura, I'm a little bit
Speaker 3: nervous for you here, okay, because you know you're not
Speaker 3: always correct when you try and pick out these winners,
Speaker 3: and Holly is your number one that you went with
Speaker 3: last week.
Speaker 1: I reckon, I've got it in the back from the
Speaker 1: get go.
Speaker 2: You know, it was about three seconds in where I thought, yep, yep,
Speaker 2: she's got this.
Speaker 1: She's just such wifey material. She is beautifully pleasant, she's
Speaker 1: so lovely, she's got the best smile on HER's energy,
Speaker 1: and she speaks so well in front of camera as well.
Speaker 2: Like you know, I hang it, that's because she's an actor.
Speaker 1: Okay, if you don't know this. There's been a little
Speaker 1: bit of conspiracies going on. Apparently she's got a star
Speaker 1: now profile. Apparently she's an actor, so maybe that adds
Speaker 1: to why she's so comfortable in front of a camera.
Speaker 2: And also that's why the other girls probably hate her,
Speaker 2: because they're saying that she's just here to boost a profile,
Speaker 2: because that is also one of the biggest undertone controversies
Speaker 2: that rips people apart scandalous.
Speaker 1: They can go Detective Maddie j on the case. You
Speaker 1: are welcome, So I don't care, even if she is
Speaker 1: an actress, even if she's going to be on the
Speaker 1: next Home and Away. Right now while she's on the Bachelor,
Speaker 1: I really really like her. I think she is warm.
Speaker 1: I can tell that Jimmy likes her because Jimmy got
Speaker 1: his tongue right down into her esophagus and they macked
Speaker 1: on on a paddle board. And it didn't take them
Speaker 1: long to do that either.
Speaker 2: Poor Billy. Can I just say that.
Speaker 1: That dog someone think of the dog?
Speaker 2: Dog just wanted to go for a little swim. Next thing,
Speaker 2: Jimmy and Holly just dry humping each other.
Speaker 1: Did you not see the dog when the dog got
Speaker 1: knocked off the paddle board. The dog was trying to
Speaker 1: swim to shore, and Jimmy's like, come back here, Billy,
Speaker 1: and Billy's like, fuck this, I don't want to be
Speaker 1: here with you. Make it stup.
Speaker 2: Oh God, do you actually think that was his dog
Speaker 2: or was it just an excuse to try and get
Speaker 2: surf dog Bachelor back on the scene. Jimmy, how long
Speaker 2: you had the dog for?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Ages, I grew up with it. Just love it so
Speaker 2: much now.
Speaker 1: The reason that when we were talking about episode number
Speaker 1: three and I was talking about Jimmy's date with Ash,
Speaker 1: why I thought it was so interesting that they had
Speaker 1: edited out the kiss that had gone on when Jimmy
Speaker 1: and Ash were having the dance is because Jimmy also
Speaker 1: kissed Holly during the activity. So they're doing this stand
Speaker 1: up paddleboarding, which, to be honest, would not have been
Speaker 1: a very romantic moment. And that was the one who
Speaker 1: was like, holy shit, they're kissing during another activity. So
Speaker 1: he seems to really things move quickly for our friend Jimmy.
Speaker 2: But don't you think that if she is going to
Speaker 2: end up with Jimmy, wouldn't it be too obvious then
Speaker 2: to leave those kisses in there, Like wouldn't they be
Speaker 2: better off leaving the kisses with somebody else like Ash
Speaker 2: to try and throw us off the scent, Like they
Speaker 2: don't want to go too hard and make it seem
Speaker 2: too obvious, Like I mean, because right now I'm thinking
Speaker 2: it can't be anybody else, like it has to be Holly.
Speaker 2: But then they're making it too obvious for Holly that
Speaker 2: if she's going to end up as number one.
Speaker 1: I think the reason that the girls don't like her,
Speaker 1: So the fact that, like there's so much jeopardy around
Speaker 1: the other girls in the house not liking Holly. I
Speaker 1: think that that is what's supposed to throw us off
Speaker 1: the scent, because I think we're supposed to be like,
Speaker 1: why do all these girls not like Holly if they've
Speaker 1: got such a strong connection, Like what's going on? I
Speaker 1: think that there's some there that's meant to make us
Speaker 1: doubt Holly. So I do think that that's why they've
Speaker 1: played up the drama so much between the girls and Holly,
Speaker 1: and she's kind of become this like outlier to the group.
Speaker 1: Sign sealed delivered, She's my girl.
Speaker 2: Question for you, Laura Burn.
Speaker 1: Who else are you gonna ask in his bedroom, Matthew
Speaker 1: Johnson for the lamp over here for your dirty undies
Speaker 1: on the floor.
Speaker 2: Thank you for that, Laura. I'll put them away after
Speaker 2: we've finished recording.
Speaker 1: Can you do the washing side?
Speaker 2: What did you think of the fact that Holly was
Speaker 2: putting him on the spot asking about his career and
Speaker 2: what his ambitions were, and the fact that he wants
Speaker 2: to do long haul flights which means that he's away
Speaker 2: for five days at a time, and reference to steph
Speaker 2: who said that those kind of pilots you know, like
Speaker 2: to get a little bit freaky once they're away.
Speaker 1: I think that that's such an important question to ask.
Speaker 1: I actually like that she didn't just go along with
Speaker 1: whatever narrative that he wants for his life. You know.
Speaker 1: I think that it's so important that they've sat down
Speaker 1: and had these conversations because five days on, five days
Speaker 1: off is not going to suit everyone. I don't think
Speaker 1: it would suit me. That's not a lie style I
Speaker 1: would want to sign up for, especially with kids and
Speaker 1: like looking at spending you know, our lives together, because
Speaker 1: it would mean that I think as the partner of
Speaker 1: someone who is a pilot who is away five days
Speaker 1: at a time you would then have to maybe compromise
Speaker 1: on your career a little bit if you want to
Speaker 1: take care and raise children. So I think that they're
Speaker 1: super important questions, and I really, you know, I enjoyed
Speaker 1: how vulnerable she was about talking about her family and
Speaker 1: talking about her parents and why she feels skeptic that
Speaker 1: that sort of arrangement could work for her because she's
Speaker 1: seen how it can play out and how it doesn't
Speaker 1: always work for everyone. Once again, I love Holly.
Speaker 2: So just to confirm, do you still think that she's
Speaker 2: going to win the show? Obviously it's like it's not
Speaker 2: a competition, but in the same sense, it is a competition.
Speaker 1: So you're talking about you and my prize. I just
Speaker 1: wish you'd clean your own underwear that's on the floor.
Speaker 2: At the group date. And I can only assume that
Speaker 2: it was a really cold day then in BATCHI world,
Speaker 2: because the girls are rocking up in thick catman do
Speaker 2: and north paced jackets.
Speaker 1: It was actually the first thing I noticed, so comesdeling again.
Speaker 2: She's got the biggest jacket, the kind of jacket you'd
Speaker 2: wear on an expedition to Antarctica.
Speaker 1: It's the first thing I noticed, So like normally on
Speaker 1: a group date, you wear like your cutest out there.
Speaker 1: You put on like a little play suit, you get
Speaker 1: your hair, did all sweet. Every single one of the
Speaker 1: girls from dumb puffer jackets. So it must have been
Speaker 1: absolutely Baltic. I feel really sorry for them because the
Speaker 1: next night they were in cocktail dresses at the contown.
Speaker 1: Part the group date that the girls did on this
Speaker 1: occasion was that they had to make their way through
Speaker 1: a maze, a garden maze, and during the maze or
Speaker 1: throughout the maze were going to be different questions that
Speaker 1: would set them off on a course. If they answered
Speaker 1: the question correctly, they would end up taking the fastest
Speaker 1: route to Jimmy. So basically on the way to Captain Kinky,
Speaker 1: there was signposts left right and it would tell them
Speaker 1: which way to go. If they chose the wrong answer,
Speaker 1: which was the answer that wasn't compatible with Captain Kinky,
Speaker 1: they would get sent on the longest route through the
Speaker 1: maze or to a dead end, which would be the
Speaker 1: longest route. Well, you know, I just I mean accuracy
Speaker 1: is key at you Johnson.
Speaker 2: I mean just want to make sure that people understand
Speaker 2: all facets of this game. The first person to make
Speaker 2: it through to the end of the maze get some
Speaker 2: very special time with Captain Kinky.
Speaker 1: The first lady to make their way to the middle
Speaker 1: of the maze find Jimmy and ring his bell. Settle, Settle,
Speaker 1: it's not a code for something sexy. He's actually got
Speaker 1: a bell.
Speaker 2: So he's actually got a bell.
Speaker 1: They've run out of group date ideas on this, so
Speaker 1: then now they're just at the point where like, if
Speaker 1: you find him, you get to give him a risky.
Speaker 2: Jimmy's just there, grease stuff, sitting there on a table
Speaker 2: and naked. Come get me gone.
Speaker 1: No, nobody was masturbating Jimmy on a group date. Unfortunately
Speaker 1: it didn't go there, but Brooke did win the group date.
Speaker 1: She got some extra time with him, and she got
Speaker 1: to play a little card game which was clearly set up.
Speaker 1: So basically, they had all the cards faced down on
Speaker 1: the table. If if you pick a matching card to
Speaker 1: each other, you got to do whatever activity was on
Speaker 1: the card.
Speaker 2: She flips the card and then she has to masturbate Jimmy.
Speaker 1: Can you please stop using just stop talking about masturbation?
Speaker 1: So what happened? Okay, so the very first card was
Speaker 1: that they had to have a glass of wine together.
Speaker 1: The second card I've forgotten, it's irrelevant. The third card
Speaker 1: was that they had to kiss each other, and of
Speaker 1: course every single card matched.
Speaker 2: Surprise, surprise, Jimmy kissing at the end of a date.
Speaker 2: We would have thought it's really weird.
Speaker 1: I do find Brooke and Jimmy a little bit more
Speaker 1: on the awkward side, Like I find their interactions not
Speaker 1: as like just free flowing and smooth and like comfortable
Speaker 1: with each other is what I find him with some
Speaker 1: of the other girls.
Speaker 2: And especially after a date like Holly, where you're like,
Speaker 2: oh my gosh, these two just have so much passion.
Speaker 2: There's so much chemistry between them. It means a date
Speaker 2: with Brooke once you compare it, it's chalk and cheese.
Speaker 1: So I have a question for you, Matt. One of
Speaker 1: the questions that was asked and the compatibility in the
Speaker 1: mate was where do you keep your tomato sauce? And
Speaker 1: I think this is going to be controversial for everyone.
Speaker 1: Is it in the cupboard, do you keep it in
Speaker 1: the pantry, or do you keep it in the fridge?
Speaker 2: One I believe that sauce, once it's open, should be
Speaker 2: kept in the fridge.
Speaker 1: I know that that's why you're my soulmate, because I
Speaker 1: don't have to fight you on where things should be kept.
Speaker 2: But I also just I like it when you put
Speaker 2: it on a snag and it's that nice contrast of
Speaker 2: a hot snag with cold sauce.
Speaker 1: Plenty of time for a bit of cold sauce.
Speaker 2: What about public displays of affection was another question on there.
Speaker 2: What do you feel is appropriate? Their Laura, I.
Speaker 1: Will mack on with you in public and grab your
Speaker 1: bottom nothing else. I used to be how do you
Speaker 1: feel about that?
Speaker 3: That great?
Speaker 1: You were very like? Sure?
Speaker 2: Previously I was anti public displays of affection. I just
Speaker 2: thought it was a bit awkward and I didn't really
Speaker 2: like it. Now I'm very into it.
Speaker 1: Do you reckon that going on a show and kissing
Speaker 1: twenty four women on national TV probably had something to
Speaker 1: do with it.
Speaker 2: Absolutely.
Speaker 1: It's really when you really throw yourself into something. The
Speaker 1: more you do it, the better you feel about it.
Speaker 2: Guys, what a surprise.
Speaker 1: While Brooke and Jimmy are on this extra time and
Speaker 1: on the date, it becomes very obvious that the girls
Speaker 1: who are on this group date are feeling pretty bitter,
Speaker 1: mostly because usually on a group date, you at least
Speaker 1: get to spend some time with the Bachelor, even if
Speaker 1: it's as a group. But in this instance, none of
Speaker 1: them really got to spend any one on one time
Speaker 1: with him. They didn't even get to spend group time
Speaker 1: with him.
Speaker 2: Because he was waiting naked, playing on the table and
Speaker 2: made what a tease.
Speaker 1: So Steph was pretty upset about it. But Steph is
Speaker 1: definitely not dealing with this feeling of competition and rejection
Speaker 1: as well as some of the other girls. I hope
Speaker 1: that the other girls could break their legs.
Speaker 2: But Okay, I understand why she's so frustrated, because in
Speaker 2: that situation, if you're somebody like Steph, it would feel
Speaker 2: like you are far more deserving of extra time with
Speaker 2: Jimmy because Brooks already had a full date with him.
Speaker 2: You know, she doesn't need more time. That would be
Speaker 2: so frustrating to hear that and to see that.
Speaker 1: I get it, But somebody who's watching The Bachelor, and
Speaker 1: anybody who's been on the show knows it's not like
Speaker 1: what's fair. It's not how the show works. It's obviously
Speaker 1: one who he's attracted to, two who wins extra time.
Speaker 1: It's not a completely fair standard. It's not like he
Speaker 1: gets the exact same amount of time with every single person.
Speaker 1: It's just not how the show works. And so I
Speaker 1: get that you can be upset that you haven't gotten
Speaker 1: time yet, but I think it speaks volume about how
Speaker 1: you vent that frustration. As we see when we get
Speaker 1: into the cocktail party, the name calling and the real
Speaker 1: venom that she has towards Holly is pretty bad and
Speaker 1: it's pretty ugly behavior. And I think that a lot
Speaker 1: of times when we see this sort of behavior, it
Speaker 1: gets chopped up to editing or it can be frank
Speaker 1: combiding as another big thing that people talk about these
Speaker 1: days when it comes to how a show is put together.
Speaker 1: The thing with this is that we see Steph say
Speaker 1: that Holly is a sea bomb. We see it come
Speaker 1: out of her mouth. Not only do we see it,
Speaker 1: they've even gone to the effort of doing a rewind
Speaker 1: so that people can see it again.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's just talk about the cocktail party. Let's just
Speaker 2: for a second at the very second up, back it
Speaker 2: up the very beginning. All the girls are kind of
Speaker 2: you know, everyone's a little bit stressed about getting more
Speaker 2: time with Jimmy's stock standard cocktail party chat. Holly then
Speaker 2: makes a point of saying, I won't grab him because
Speaker 2: I've had a full date and I know how much
Speaker 2: the other girls want to speak to him, So I'm
Speaker 2: going to sit back and play it safe and let
Speaker 2: the other girls have their time with Jimmy. But it's
Speaker 2: interesting to note that Jimmy ended up positioning himself quite
Speaker 2: close to Holly when he entered the cocktail party. So, yeah,
Speaker 2: he grabs her first. They go away, and it looks
Speaker 2: to the other girls as if Holly has grabbed him,
Speaker 2: and so then Stef's reaction to that is that Holly
Speaker 2: is a see next Tuesday.
Speaker 1: But this is also the second time that she's called
Speaker 1: hollybat in this episode.
Speaker 2: She used that multiple Yeah, she.
Speaker 1: Used that language at the very start, and then she
Speaker 1: used it again. Now. Yeah, look, I mean, I'm not
Speaker 1: down with name calling where we're adults. I think, even
Speaker 1: if you've got a beef with someone and you're not
Speaker 1: happy with someone in that environment, calling someone those names
Speaker 1: makes me think that maybe she'd had a few wines
Speaker 1: as well, because by the end of the night, she
Speaker 1: couldn't even remember that she'd said it, or she was
Speaker 1: so gas lighting of that situation that she was denying
Speaker 1: that she'd said it once she'd been caught out, or
Speaker 1: did you not pull her the sea word had on heart?
Speaker 1: I do not have a recollection of calling her. Isn't
Speaker 1: she fling again?
Speaker 2: After all that drama with Holly and Steph and the
Speaker 2: rest of the girls, we come back from an ad
Speaker 2: break and it's Jay.
Speaker 1: It is the business term.
Speaker 2: It needs to be called, not the business class lounge.
Speaker 2: It needs to be called like the activities room. Because
Speaker 2: every time she brings him in there, she's got some
Speaker 2: weird ass plan. Jimmy must be like what next.
Speaker 1: She's definitely heard that Jimmy is Captain Kinky and he
Speaker 1: likes to play dress ups. It flashes to them, and
Speaker 1: then they have in the fucking business lounge dressed up
Speaker 1: as tennis.
Speaker 2: Players on the knees are playing pink pog at a
Speaker 2: coffee table. What is going on?
Speaker 1: Right? There's a lot going on. I don't understand. I
Speaker 1: was like, this is your one chance to like get
Speaker 1: to know this guy. Talk talk, yeah, be intimate with him.
Speaker 1: It's almost like when you go on a first date
Speaker 1: with someone, or like a second date or a third
Speaker 1: date and you don't know what you're going to talk about,
Speaker 1: So you like create activities or you like Google conversation starters.
Speaker 1: Jay has gone out of her way. She's always scared
Speaker 1: to have time by herself in the business lounge with
Speaker 1: out a fucking activity. Next week it's Sudoko.
Speaker 2: She's got like a pottery wheel. She's like, so we're
Speaker 2: making bowls, baite.
Speaker 1: Didn't you make bowls with Florence on our season? Yes,
Speaker 1: that's uncomfortable for everyone.
Speaker 2: Thank you for reminding me. All right, now time for
Speaker 2: the rose ceremony and Laura, you're going to be very
Speaker 2: disappointed here, okay.
Speaker 1: Devastated you Ready for this drum roll?
Speaker 2: We said goodbye to none other than Tamlin.
Speaker 1: Who's that.
Speaker 2: I like the look of Tamlin, but you said that
Speaker 2: she's very similar looking to Jimmy.
Speaker 1: No, I'm joking. Tamlin didn't get near enough airtime. We
Speaker 1: did see her very briefly on episode two, where I
Speaker 1: think she was the celebrant at the photo shoot.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, she had three words.
Speaker 1: She also kind of looks like she could be related
Speaker 1: to Jimmy, like they look like their siblings.
Speaker 2: But that's a compliment because Jimmy's very attractive.
Speaker 1: People also say that we look like siblings, and people
Speaker 1: like to date and marry people who look like them. So,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm surprised it didn't work out.
Speaker 2: Right now, it's like looking into a mirror and Hannah.
Speaker 2: Hannah also went be very honest. I don't really know
Speaker 2: much about Hannah.
Speaker 1: I'm sure she's a nice girl. I'm sure she's really
Speaker 1: upset that she quit her job and put her house
Speaker 1: up for rent and you know, went on the Bachelor
Speaker 1: Mansion for three weeks and got no air time.
Speaker 2: Oh she's twenty six, She's got plenty of time full
Speaker 2: in love. So I know people will watch that episode
Speaker 2: and go, why is Steph still there? She's causing all
Speaker 2: this crap. That's ridiculous. But honestly, when you're a bachelor,
Speaker 2: you don't notice all that drama going on because as
Speaker 2: soon as you get to a cocktail party, you might
Speaker 2: say a few words to the group and then you're
Speaker 2: off having chats and that's it for the whole night.
Speaker 1: Well, that was one of the things that Jimmy actually
Speaker 1: said to us when we interviewed him. He said that,
Speaker 1: you know, there was drama that went on, but he
Speaker 1: was completely oblivious to it until whoever it is that
Speaker 1: he chose Lucky Number one, brought him up to speed
Speaker 1: on all the drama that had kind of gone down
Speaker 1: after the show had finished.
Speaker 2: So right now, in the back of Jimmy's mind, he's
Speaker 2: probably driving home from each cocktail party being like, well,
Speaker 2: that was such a lovely night, everybody was so pleasant.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile the girls would be screaming at each other and
Speaker 2: there'd be tears, and.
Speaker 1: Did you know of any of the drama that was
Speaker 1: going on with us?
Speaker 2: Ummmmm no, even I remember, I remember I didn't want
Speaker 2: to involve myself in the drama. I was like, I'll
Speaker 2: let that play out.
Speaker 1: Oh you think you're going to rise above it? You
Speaker 1: think you were better than our drama.
Speaker 2: Didn't have time for the drama. Still busy falling in love.
Speaker 1: It's too busy trying to juggle twenty four women.
Speaker 2: But there was times when I would be coming back
Speaker 2: from a I be coming back from a chat, and
Speaker 2: I would look across the room and there would be
Speaker 2: a girl crying, and I would think to myself, Laura, oh,
Speaker 2: I really need to check on her later on, and
Speaker 2: the night would get away from me and all of
Speaker 2: a sudden. It was the rose ceremony, and.
Speaker 1: Hey, I wonder how she's going now.
Speaker 2: I thought about checking on her, And that's that's what matters.
Speaker 1: They do say, it's the thought that counts. Matthew Johnson. Anyway, guys,
Speaker 1: I reckon that that is a wrap. I reckon that's
Speaker 1: enough from us. We hope that you enjoyed episode three. Well, actually,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say that again, and we hope that you
Speaker 1: enjoyed episode four as much as we enjoyed episode four.
Speaker 1: I know that the general consensus on the Facebook group
Speaker 1: was that episode three was a little bit of a
Speaker 1: snooze first, But I reckon, it's just going to get
Speaker 1: better from here on in. So strap yourselves in, put
Speaker 1: on your undies, and let's go.
Speaker 2: That was weird, So wash those feet in the sink
Speaker 2: because things are about to get hectic.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Guys, you know that real if you haven't subscribed,
Speaker 1: if you haven't told your mom, your dad, your friends,
Speaker 1: and everybody else. Oh also, before I get into that,
Speaker 1: we're back next Tuesday with our very first real episode,
Speaker 1: Met and Britt. We're back behind the microphones.
Speaker 2: I didn't know about this.
Speaker 1: Well, we don't pay you enough for you to be
Speaker 1: on every episode matter.
Speaker 2: You don't pay me anything, true, I.
Speaker 1: Pay you in love anyway. Guys, tell your mom, tell
Speaker 1: your dad, tell your friends, tell your sister and your
Speaker 1: brother and your cousin and I don't know. Just keep
Speaker 1: it in the family and share the love.
Speaker 2: Because we love love.
Speaker 1: Can you do it properly? We love lest.
Speaker 2: We love love, we love, we love it. It's great
Speaker 2: love love love.
Speaker 1: Speaking of, We're gonna go wash my feet.
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