WEBVTT - BACH UNCUT - C-bombs, Captain Kinky and a constipated chicken 0:00:19.640 --> 0:00:23.119 Hi, guys, and welcome back to another episode of Life Uncut. 0:00:23.200 --> 0:00:25.520 I'm Laura, I'm Maddy Jay. 0:00:25.600 --> 0:00:28.400 And this is our second Bachelor recap episode. This week, 0:00:28.400 --> 0:00:31.680 we're going to be recapping episode three and four, and 0:00:31.720 --> 0:00:33.680 I just quickly want to say a very big thank 0:00:33.720 --> 0:00:36.240 you to all of the feedback that we got about 0:00:36.280 --> 0:00:38.720 last week's episode, because now that Matt and I are 0:00:38.720 --> 0:00:41.199 stuck in an extended lockdown, we have nothing else to do, 0:00:41.280 --> 0:00:43.360 so we were always going to bring you this episode anyway. 0:00:43.520 --> 0:00:46.280 Okay, question, Laura Burn. What I don't understand is the 0:00:46.280 --> 0:00:48.840 fact that you're really nervous, and it doesn't make any 0:00:48.840 --> 0:00:52.239 sense because it's our second time recording together doing the recaps. 0:00:52.240 --> 0:00:55.880 We've had really great feedback. What's the problem. What's happened. 0:00:55.960 --> 0:00:58.480 I'm worried that you, like you know, went hard, went fast, 0:00:58.480 --> 0:00:59.960 and now you're going to suck and then you'll let 0:01:00.080 --> 0:01:01.720 the team down. No, that's not true. I don't know. 0:01:01.760 --> 0:01:04.400 I sat down. I sat down to record this episode. 0:01:04.520 --> 0:01:07.800 We're recording this episode in our bedroom, so you. 0:01:07.720 --> 0:01:10.600 Couldn't pick a place where we would be more comfortable. 0:01:10.319 --> 0:01:13.720 And I felt nervous. It was weird. And then I 0:01:13.760 --> 0:01:17.080 remember I've had three coffees today and not very much water, 0:01:17.240 --> 0:01:19.800 so I think I'm okay. I've got halpalpitations. 0:01:20.000 --> 0:01:23.160 I've had five shots of coffee today, so I'm absolutely 0:01:23.200 --> 0:01:26.720 off my face and ready to go. Question Laura Ben 0:01:26.720 --> 0:01:30.000 before we get into the episode this evening, do you 0:01:30.080 --> 0:01:33.720 think you will have a shower or just wash your 0:01:33.720 --> 0:01:36.400 feet in the sink? Here we go, which one do 0:01:36.400 --> 0:01:39.919 you think it'll be tonight? And like me, what's gonna happen? 0:01:40.200 --> 0:01:42.040 Wait? Is this how we're going to start every single 0:01:42.080 --> 0:01:44.399 one of these recap episodes? Are you gonna like out 0:01:44.440 --> 0:01:47.280 me for some little sicko thing I do? You're gonna 0:01:47.280 --> 0:01:49.640 wait until we turn the microphones on and then out 0:01:49.720 --> 0:01:51.360 me to my own audience. 0:01:51.480 --> 0:01:54.120 Well, I'm intrigued to know what people think about the situation. 0:01:54.400 --> 0:01:56.640 I'm a person who always likes to have a shower 0:01:56.880 --> 0:01:59.320 right before he goes to bed, whereas you're a little 0:01:59.320 --> 0:02:01.559 bit different. You can have a shower in the morning, 0:02:01.560 --> 0:02:03.960 you can have a shower at like seven am, and 0:02:04.000 --> 0:02:07.559 that's enough to qualify for your cleaning for an entire day, 0:02:07.640 --> 0:02:10.000 for a twenty four hour period. You're like, I'm done, 0:02:10.160 --> 0:02:10.840 I'm good to go. 0:02:11.080 --> 0:02:15.400 That's completely untrue. Everybody listening, that's lying. I have to 0:02:15.560 --> 0:02:17.120 wash my feet before going to bed. 0:02:17.320 --> 0:02:19.919 No, and it's not just washing your feet, it's literally 0:02:20.440 --> 0:02:23.120 you brushing your teeth, you rinse your mouth out, and 0:02:23.160 --> 0:02:24.200 then you get your foot. 0:02:26.840 --> 0:02:28.280 No one needs to know that. 0:02:28.560 --> 0:02:30.880 You bring it up to the sink and you splash 0:02:30.919 --> 0:02:33.239 a bit of water on your toes, you wiggle them around, 0:02:33.320 --> 0:02:35.080 do that each foot, and then you're like, all right, 0:02:35.120 --> 0:02:37.760 now I'm done, I'll see you in bed. How does 0:02:37.800 --> 0:02:38.840 that make any difference. 0:02:39.639 --> 0:02:42.800 I can't go to sleep if I have dirty, clammy feet, 0:02:43.080 --> 0:02:44.800 but I'm okay with the rest of me. And I 0:02:44.880 --> 0:02:47.080 just want to make this very clear. One. I know 0:02:47.120 --> 0:02:48.799 that there's going to be some other people out there 0:02:48.800 --> 0:02:51.840 who don't like always showering at night time. It's winter, 0:02:52.080 --> 0:02:54.120 so it's cold. If we don't have any heating in 0:02:54.200 --> 0:02:56.880 our house, it's freezing. You have a gas heat, yeah, okay, 0:02:57.120 --> 0:03:01.079 in the bedroom it's cold. Okay, I'm cold come nighttime. 0:03:01.120 --> 0:03:02.840 I don't like going to bed with wet hair or 0:03:02.880 --> 0:03:05.240 feeling wet or feeling damp. So if I haven't done 0:03:05.280 --> 0:03:07.600 anything in the day, I won't have a shower at 0:03:07.680 --> 0:03:09.280 night time. I'd rather have one in the morning. That 0:03:09.360 --> 0:03:12.799 doesn't count for summertime. Summertime, I shower much more frequently. 0:03:13.320 --> 0:03:15.239 And I can't believe that this is how we spent 0:03:15.280 --> 0:03:16.600 the first four minutes of this episode. 0:03:16.639 --> 0:03:19.080 I mean, at least watch the calves, give the cars 0:03:19.080 --> 0:03:19.600 a little looking. 0:03:19.760 --> 0:03:21.520 Now it's gonna be like your feet, you're under arms 0:03:21.520 --> 0:03:23.720 and your privates. Everything else is fine, Like how sturty 0:03:23.760 --> 0:03:30.840 does your belly get during the day. Anyway, with that 0:03:30.960 --> 0:03:33.639 out of the way, we recapped episode one and two 0:03:33.720 --> 0:03:35.640 last week. It was a hoop, So if you watch 0:03:35.720 --> 0:03:37.640 this week's episode of The Bachelor, you would know that 0:03:37.680 --> 0:03:40.800 we're up to episodes three and four and there's been 0:03:40.840 --> 0:03:43.240 a lot, a lot that's been going down. And if 0:03:43.240 --> 0:03:44.840 you didn't watch it, well, you know what, you can 0:03:44.880 --> 0:03:47.440 just now skip it all and just catch up on 0:03:47.480 --> 0:03:48.800 the recap with Matt and nye. 0:03:48.800 --> 0:03:48.960 Oh. 0:03:49.000 --> 0:03:51.400 I just wanted to flag as well, Laura. Moving forward, 0:03:51.440 --> 0:03:54.240 we will no longer refer to him as Jimmy. We're 0:03:54.280 --> 0:03:56.040 gonna call him Captain Kinky. 0:03:56.800 --> 0:03:57.920 Why Captain Kinky? 0:03:58.000 --> 0:04:00.920 What do you mean? Why Captain Kinky? Because anybody who 0:04:01.000 --> 0:04:03.080 sits down with one on one is going to fall 0:04:03.160 --> 0:04:04.560 victim to his lips. 0:04:05.600 --> 0:04:07.640 I mean, to be fair, he's only kissing them, Like, 0:04:07.680 --> 0:04:10.320 what's the How kinky is he? Yeah? Me, I don't 0:04:10.320 --> 0:04:12.040 know what's going on below the camera. 0:04:11.840 --> 0:04:14.720 In the world of the Bachelor. I think he is 0:04:14.960 --> 0:04:18.800 kissing at the highest rate out of anyone previously. Like, 0:04:18.800 --> 0:04:21.279 I'm surprised he hasn't macked on with Usher at this stage. 0:04:21.400 --> 0:04:23.280 Osh just spent the most one on one time with him, 0:04:23.320 --> 0:04:25.160 and he's like, hang on, you've kissed every single other 0:04:25.160 --> 0:04:26.400 person you've had one on one time with. 0:04:26.640 --> 0:04:29.080 I reckon, he has kissed Usher. They've just edited it out, 0:04:29.200 --> 0:04:30.799 fucking editing production. 0:04:31.880 --> 0:04:34.080 I wash, just like they removed my kiss. There was 0:04:34.120 --> 0:04:37.239 more going on. You guys just didn't see our whole story. Okay. 0:04:37.360 --> 0:04:39.440 One thing I do want everyone to know though, is 0:04:39.520 --> 0:04:43.520 if you haven't noticed, Jimmy has a one hundred percent 0:04:43.760 --> 0:04:46.440 strike rate. So far, he has kissed every single person 0:04:46.440 --> 0:04:49.000 who's been on a single date with, which is like, 0:04:49.040 --> 0:04:51.400 I know that that's what happens on single dates, but 0:04:51.839 --> 0:04:54.160 often at least one personal goal a single date who 0:04:54.160 --> 0:04:56.400 doesn't get a kiss. So he's kissed every single one. 0:04:56.440 --> 0:05:00.279 He's also seems to have kissed now every single that 0:05:00.320 --> 0:05:02.719 he has had extra time with so Lily on last 0:05:02.720 --> 0:05:05.520 week's episode and this week's episode we're going to get 0:05:05.520 --> 0:05:07.240 into but he Ma's on in a bit of extra 0:05:07.279 --> 0:05:10.000 time as well. He's a good old loose lips Jimmy. 0:05:09.920 --> 0:05:11.640 And I'm here for it. I love it. I can't 0:05:11.640 --> 0:05:12.320 get enough of it. 0:05:13.000 --> 0:05:15.560 Anyway, Episode three, Here we go. 0:05:15.960 --> 0:05:19.320 I didn't expect this single date to be with Ash 0:05:19.320 --> 0:05:22.359 and nothing against Ash. I just didn't have her on 0:05:22.400 --> 0:05:24.040 my radar at all. 0:05:24.160 --> 0:05:26.120 She's been a bit quiet in the background a little bit, 0:05:26.160 --> 0:05:30.120 hasn't she. So it was surprising that she was chosen 0:05:30.200 --> 0:05:33.039 only because she hasn't had any airtime. But she's a 0:05:33.080 --> 0:05:34.920 hot little Tomalie she is. 0:05:34.960 --> 0:05:38.360 She's a professional middldown, professional dancer, and you know how 0:05:38.400 --> 0:05:40.720 I feel about dancing. I'm a dancer now. 0:05:40.800 --> 0:05:42.760 After I thought we were about to say you know 0:05:42.760 --> 0:05:44.400 how I feel about dancers, and I was like, well, 0:05:44.400 --> 0:05:46.159 that's going to go in Daily Mail about Matt having 0:05:46.200 --> 0:05:48.279 some sort of sordid affair on Dancing with the Stars. 0:05:48.440 --> 0:05:51.599 I appreciate now a good dancer. I mean, imagine these 0:05:51.640 --> 0:05:54.159 two in the TikTok world. They're a match made in heaven. 0:05:54.440 --> 0:05:56.760 Yes, and when Jimmy leaves being a pilot for his 0:05:56.839 --> 0:05:59.400 asmiring TikTok career. It's really going to take off. 0:06:00.080 --> 0:06:03.240 This date started off as a boat date, which is 0:06:03.320 --> 0:06:05.040 ideal for Ash because. 0:06:05.600 --> 0:06:06.839 I love boats. 0:06:07.480 --> 0:06:09.640 Who doesn't love boats, Let's be honest. 0:06:09.760 --> 0:06:11.920 I remember our first single date, So our first single 0:06:12.000 --> 0:06:13.839 date for anyone who didn't see our season, was on 0:06:14.279 --> 0:06:17.840 a boat, a big black boat. And I was very, 0:06:17.920 --> 0:06:21.360 very nervous, and I said, I said it probably about 0:06:21.360 --> 0:06:24.640 twenty five times. Punky did a recap of our single date, 0:06:24.680 --> 0:06:27.440 and it was just me incessantly saying the word boat 0:06:27.480 --> 0:06:29.799 over and over, big black boat. Oh, boat. I like boats, 0:06:29.800 --> 0:06:31.560 boatspace boats, boast boats, and. 0:06:31.560 --> 0:06:33.760 Yeah, I was thinking to myself at the time, I felt, 0:06:33.839 --> 0:06:37.359 Laura is really into this boat right now, a little 0:06:37.360 --> 0:06:37.800 too much. 0:06:37.880 --> 0:06:40.679 It was so embarrassing. So now anytime I watch someone 0:06:40.760 --> 0:06:43.280 say something or do something on the show where I'm like, oh, 0:06:43.279 --> 0:06:44.880 I feel a little bit sorry for them, I know 0:06:44.960 --> 0:06:48.000 how much nerves kind of take control. But Ash seemed 0:06:48.000 --> 0:06:50.040 really confident on this day as much as I say. 0:06:50.080 --> 0:06:52.640 She hadn't had any airtime, so therefore I was surprised 0:06:52.640 --> 0:06:54.640 that she was chosen. When we got to see a 0:06:54.680 --> 0:06:56.880 little bit more of her personality and who she is. 0:06:57.000 --> 0:06:59.320 I wasn't surprised that she got chosen like she is 0:07:00.120 --> 0:07:02.360 to fool. She is a very sweet girl, and I 0:07:02.400 --> 0:07:06.159 really like I loved how vulnerable she was talking about 0:07:06.360 --> 0:07:07.560 her health battles as well. 0:07:07.640 --> 0:07:11.440 Yeah, because she had a blood clot which was misdiagnosed 0:07:11.520 --> 0:07:13.400 and she was on a plane and it spread through 0:07:13.440 --> 0:07:15.720 her body, so it could have been really serious. But 0:07:15.760 --> 0:07:18.000 then when I heard that story, I did think, well, 0:07:18.040 --> 0:07:20.880 how's that gonna work If you can't fly and you're 0:07:20.880 --> 0:07:22.480 trying to get with a guy who's a pilot. Isn't 0:07:22.480 --> 0:07:24.800 that going to be a little bit of an issue? 0:07:24.840 --> 0:07:28.840 Ashes telling this story and you can see Jimmy's eyes like, ah, fat, 0:07:29.160 --> 0:07:31.000 what does that mean? So you can never come in 0:07:31.040 --> 0:07:31.400 a plane? 0:07:31.440 --> 0:07:33.480 So look as well, it makes a lot of sense 0:07:33.480 --> 0:07:36.800 because obviously last week, being on that flight with Brook, 0:07:36.800 --> 0:07:38.480 it would have been pretty awkward if that was Ash 0:07:38.520 --> 0:07:44.000 and Ash was like ah mid. 0:07:43.800 --> 0:07:47.560 Flight, so I reckon. Maybe Jimmy was like hey, or 0:07:47.600 --> 0:07:49.440 Captain Kinki was like, hey, I really want to take 0:07:49.480 --> 0:07:51.560 Ash on the first day on the plane and production 0:07:51.600 --> 0:07:55.040 were like, that's a terrible age. You should take Brooken instead, 0:07:55.040 --> 0:07:58.360 she's a sweet, sweet girl. We really like brook. Anyway, 0:07:58.680 --> 0:08:01.560 the date went off swimming, literally, they went swimming. It 0:08:01.600 --> 0:08:04.320 was all very sweet, it was all frisbee, a little 0:08:04.320 --> 0:08:07.200 bit boring, but it was really mild and lovely. And 0:08:07.240 --> 0:08:10.320 then Jimmy, our kinky captain, wanted to get a little 0:08:10.320 --> 0:08:14.440 bit handsy with Ash and so he pretended like he 0:08:14.600 --> 0:08:16.920 was going to teach her how to play frisbee, because 0:08:16.960 --> 0:08:19.760 obviously she's never played frisbee before and has absolutely no 0:08:19.800 --> 0:08:21.800 idea and needs a strong man with a lot of 0:08:21.800 --> 0:08:24.840 biceps to show her how it's done. But in no 0:08:24.960 --> 0:08:28.040 surprise to anyone, he used that as an opportunity to 0:08:28.400 --> 0:08:30.920 wrap his arms around her and pull her down under 0:08:30.960 --> 0:08:31.280 the water. 0:08:31.800 --> 0:08:34.040 It's a move straight out of the Bachelor playbook. 0:08:34.120 --> 0:08:36.560 I feel like it's actually a move that's in the notebook. 0:08:36.760 --> 0:08:37.960 Literally what they. 0:08:37.800 --> 0:08:40.240 Played frisbee and mac on in the water? Remember that 0:08:40.280 --> 0:08:42.800 in the notebook? What did that happen? 0:08:43.520 --> 0:08:46.440 Okay, But guys, I want to tell you something that 0:08:46.600 --> 0:08:50.439 is pretty crazy, And I'm so happy that Matt and 0:08:50.480 --> 0:08:51.960 I had discovered this because. 0:08:51.760 --> 0:08:54.120 We had an argument. Okay, Okay, There is a part 0:08:54.200 --> 0:08:56.040 where she talks about the fact that she's a dancer. 0:08:56.080 --> 0:08:58.880 She brings out a speaker and they learned this quite 0:08:58.880 --> 0:09:01.600 beautiful dance first. It is a dance that would normally 0:09:01.679 --> 0:09:04.439 take place at a wedding, and they get quite close 0:09:05.040 --> 0:09:06.600 and it looks like they're going to kiss, but they 0:09:06.600 --> 0:09:08.120 don't actually show a kiss. 0:09:08.600 --> 0:09:10.920 So on the actual episode that we all saw on 0:09:10.960 --> 0:09:14.160 episode three, there is no kiss between Ash and Jimmy. 0:09:14.160 --> 0:09:17.080 Whilst Ash is showing Jimmy this dance. But like Matt said, 0:09:17.080 --> 0:09:20.160 they get close, they're having a cuddle, but there's no kiss. Anyway, 0:09:20.160 --> 0:09:23.120 the kiss comes later, and the kiss comes just after 0:09:23.200 --> 0:09:26.000 Jimmy has given her a rose. However, I'm going to 0:09:26.040 --> 0:09:29.320 fast forward here for you all if you watched episode four, 0:09:29.320 --> 0:09:32.320 which was on Thursday night. In the very intro edit, 0:09:32.400 --> 0:09:34.920 you know how they do like a little recap. We're recapping. 0:09:34.960 --> 0:09:38.440 On last night's episode, they actually showed a piece of 0:09:38.480 --> 0:09:41.320 footage that was not shown on that single date, and 0:09:41.400 --> 0:09:45.559 that was Ash and Jimmy kissing during the dance. So 0:09:45.640 --> 0:09:48.680 they had kissed way before Jimmy actually gave her a rose, 0:09:49.080 --> 0:09:52.880 which in bachelor world is actually pretty controversial because normally 0:09:52.920 --> 0:09:55.200 on a single date, the kissing is saved for the 0:09:55.240 --> 0:09:58.360 intimacy scene, and the intimacy scene is during the rose 0:09:58.360 --> 0:10:01.559 giving like at the single day, so it's really really 0:10:01.600 --> 0:10:04.760 like impressive and it means a lot more on a 0:10:04.880 --> 0:10:08.239 date when the bachelor actually kisses someone during an activity. 0:10:08.400 --> 0:10:10.480 So normally with a single that it's broken down into parts. 0:10:10.520 --> 0:10:14.000 So you have like a travel part, so for them 0:10:14.040 --> 0:10:16.040 it was on the boat. Then you have an activity, 0:10:16.080 --> 0:10:18.680 which for them is the frisbee, and then you have 0:10:18.960 --> 0:10:21.280 what's called like an intimacy part of the date, and 0:10:21.320 --> 0:10:23.280 that was when they were sitting down and having some 0:10:23.400 --> 0:10:25.360 lunch when he brought out the binoculars and gave her 0:10:25.360 --> 0:10:28.559 a rose. And normally it's that part of the date 0:10:28.600 --> 0:10:31.440 which is at the tail end where you know, you 0:10:31.520 --> 0:10:33.640 start to get a bit more handsy for one of 0:10:33.640 --> 0:10:36.319 a better word, I guess for me, it was more 0:10:36.440 --> 0:10:40.040 natural to have any kind of intimacy at that point 0:10:40.080 --> 0:10:43.920 because it takes a while to warm up and feel 0:10:43.920 --> 0:10:47.559 comfortable with that person. I think we had our kiss 0:10:48.080 --> 0:10:49.280 at the very end of the date. 0:10:49.840 --> 0:10:52.000 I remember like staring you down and I was like, 0:10:52.360 --> 0:10:54.080 is he going to kiss me yet? This has been 0:10:54.120 --> 0:10:57.880 a long awkward pause. Now I was like, when do 0:10:58.040 --> 0:11:01.160 we kiss? And it's really weird because, like the producers 0:11:01.160 --> 0:11:03.360 tell you, they're like, oh, then there's an opportunity that 0:11:03.559 --> 0:11:05.560 maybe you might have a kiss now, And so you're 0:11:05.640 --> 0:11:07.520 kind of sitting there being like, do I do it? 0:11:07.559 --> 0:11:08.240 Does he do it? 0:11:08.440 --> 0:11:09.760 I was afraid of rejection. 0:11:10.120 --> 0:11:11.679 I was afraid too, like and. 0:11:11.720 --> 0:11:14.920 Also actually, and I think I think we clashed teeth. 0:11:15.040 --> 0:11:16.280 We did. We still clashed teeth. 0:11:17.480 --> 0:11:20.040 When I finally committed and leant in, I was like, ah, 0:11:21.080 --> 0:11:23.880 help me, smashed tea. The producers must have been thinking, God, 0:11:23.920 --> 0:11:27.199 these do it so awkward. Just just have a goddamn 0:11:27.240 --> 0:11:27.960 normal kiss. 0:11:28.280 --> 0:11:31.080 I guess because the dates are so broken up, it 0:11:31.120 --> 0:11:33.400 can sometimes take a little bit to get into the 0:11:33.400 --> 0:11:36.560 flower feeling like you are actually really connected and like 0:11:36.600 --> 0:11:38.560 you're you know, you're really getting to know that person 0:11:38.600 --> 0:11:41.480 and therefore feel comfortable to kiss. So the fact that 0:11:41.559 --> 0:11:43.800 Jimmy did have that kiss earlier on, I think says 0:11:43.840 --> 0:11:45.600 a lot, and it's probably also a reason why it 0:11:45.640 --> 0:11:48.920 was taken out and edited out of that first footage. 0:11:49.000 --> 0:11:51.679 I actually think Ash is going to go a lot 0:11:51.720 --> 0:11:56.240 further in this than what we originally thought. Nah, yeah, mate, 0:11:56.280 --> 0:11:58.679 you thought Chanelle was going to make it towards the end, 0:11:58.760 --> 0:12:00.320 and she went home on this epist So. 0:12:00.360 --> 0:12:01.839 Don't ruin the episode for. 0:12:01.840 --> 0:12:05.080 People, everybody, Chanelle who was the flight hostess, if you 0:12:05.200 --> 0:12:07.040 know she went home on this episode. 0:12:07.120 --> 0:12:09.480 Sorry for the spoilers as well for those playing at home. 0:12:09.559 --> 0:12:11.360 Anyway, we will get to that in a little while. 0:12:11.440 --> 0:12:12.319 Let's get to the group date. 0:12:12.400 --> 0:12:13.880 Yeah, I just want to say I think it was 0:12:13.920 --> 0:12:17.520 a nice date. It was sweet. He's definitely attracted to her, 0:12:17.600 --> 0:12:20.960 but I didn't see the spark and the chemistry with 0:12:21.080 --> 0:12:23.800 that I think he has with other girls. For the record, so. 0:12:23.800 --> 0:12:26.680 Before we jump into the group date, Ash actually comes 0:12:26.720 --> 0:12:28.760 back to the house. So there's a scene after her 0:12:28.800 --> 0:12:30.480 one or one time with Jimmy where she comes back 0:12:30.520 --> 0:12:32.960 to the house and she has to front up to 0:12:33.080 --> 0:12:35.839 all of the other girls who are obviously like, oh 0:12:35.880 --> 0:12:37.520 what did they get up to? What have they been doing? 0:12:37.960 --> 0:12:40.920 And when Ash left for the date, she had poker 0:12:41.000 --> 0:12:42.920 straight hair, which I'm sure probably took her a very 0:12:42.920 --> 0:12:46.120 long time to do, and she came back with sexy, rugged, 0:12:46.480 --> 0:12:48.880 beechy wavy hair, which would make me very annoyed if 0:12:48.920 --> 0:12:50.199 I got dunked on a date and didn't want to 0:12:50.200 --> 0:12:53.040 get my hair wet. But anyway, she comes back, she 0:12:53.160 --> 0:12:55.760 has a rose, and some of the girls are not 0:12:55.800 --> 0:12:58.480 that impressed. Whoop, do you do want to show off? 0:12:58.960 --> 0:13:00.760 Look, it's always truck, isn't it. When you have to 0:13:00.760 --> 0:13:02.760 go back into the mansion and you're confronted with all 0:13:02.800 --> 0:13:05.280 the other girls who are a little bit jealous, And 0:13:05.360 --> 0:13:08.880 Sierra is definitely falling into that mold of the villain. 0:13:09.320 --> 0:13:11.360 That streak is coming through a lot more. But I mean, 0:13:11.400 --> 0:13:12.760 I still find it very endearing. 0:13:13.240 --> 0:13:15.200 I guess that's one of the things I said last week. 0:13:15.240 --> 0:13:18.000 I was like, I really like I love her like 0:13:18.200 --> 0:13:21.240 quick witted humor. However, I think at the beginning of 0:13:21.240 --> 0:13:24.680 this episode, her quick witted humor was very much erring 0:13:24.679 --> 0:13:27.000 on the side of being mean. And I think that 0:13:27.160 --> 0:13:29.360 you kind of have to be careful there because she's 0:13:29.600 --> 0:13:32.480 very funny. Sierra is very very funny, but I think 0:13:32.480 --> 0:13:34.480 that the funniness is kind of taken away when she 0:13:34.559 --> 0:13:37.080 kind of goes into the mean category in territory and 0:13:37.120 --> 0:13:37.680 I don't like that. 0:13:37.840 --> 0:13:39.959 I still like it. I've got plenty of time for Sierra. 0:13:40.280 --> 0:13:44.720 Oh controversial at this point. At this point, also, I 0:13:44.760 --> 0:13:46.840 think it's so hard when you come back after a 0:13:46.880 --> 0:13:48.840 single date, and all the girls are like, did you 0:13:48.920 --> 0:13:51.720 kiss him? Didn't you kiss him? Because you're in such 0:13:51.760 --> 0:13:53.920 a tricky situation. You're damned if you do, and you're 0:13:53.960 --> 0:13:56.760 damned if you don't. I remember when on our season, 0:13:56.840 --> 0:13:59.880 so I was the first person to kiss Matt and. 0:14:00.120 --> 0:14:03.320 I was the last. All right, you legend. 0:14:03.880 --> 0:14:05.200 No, but I was the first person. 0:14:05.400 --> 0:14:08.720 Look at you, Laura Ben You're so bloody girls. 0:14:08.679 --> 0:14:11.240 Stop it. You picked me. It must have been something 0:14:11.400 --> 0:14:14.120 gone anyway. No, Okay, I was the first person to 0:14:14.160 --> 0:14:14.680 kiss Matt. 0:14:14.679 --> 0:14:16.160 But you said that already. 0:14:16.280 --> 0:14:23.000 Yeah, but I didn't have to be confronted by the 0:14:23.040 --> 0:14:25.440 girls because I got back really late, so nobody there 0:14:25.480 --> 0:14:28.000 was no conversation around did I didn't I? And no 0:14:28.000 --> 0:14:28.880 one really asked me. 0:14:28.960 --> 0:14:32.720 He came back in the margine, nobody was there, Guys, 0:14:33.520 --> 0:14:36.680 I gotta rose. It's just one person gonna be a 0:14:36.720 --> 0:14:37.640 cup of tea in the kitchen. 0:14:37.760 --> 0:14:42.760 Hey, Laura, Laura, were you gone? No? But then there 0:14:42.800 --> 0:14:45.680 were obviously there was many girls after me who got kissed. 0:14:45.720 --> 0:14:48.280 I think Tara was after me, and then Florence. So 0:14:48.800 --> 0:14:50.760 those girls, some of them came back and were like 0:14:50.960 --> 0:14:53.840 very very open and honest about what had happened. They 0:14:53.880 --> 0:14:55.400 were like, yeah, we kissed, you know, it was a 0:14:55.400 --> 0:14:58.240 great date. And some of them were said, you know, no, 0:14:58.320 --> 0:15:00.440 we didn't care. So some of them said, I'm not 0:15:00.440 --> 0:15:02.000 going to tell you. No, I don't kiss and tell. 0:15:02.520 --> 0:15:04.400 And to be honest, the girls who said I don't 0:15:04.440 --> 0:15:06.880 kiss and tell were actually the girls that people became 0:15:07.120 --> 0:15:10.840 the most angry at, I found because I guess the 0:15:10.880 --> 0:15:13.200 other girls in that environment just kind of wanted to 0:15:13.320 --> 0:15:16.040 know what they were being Yeah, they just wanted to 0:15:16.080 --> 0:15:18.160 know what they were being faced with. And it wasn't 0:15:18.160 --> 0:15:20.040 so much in a competitive way, but it was like, 0:15:20.200 --> 0:15:22.320 I want to know if I have not kissed a 0:15:22.360 --> 0:15:25.400 guy and there's not really any connection growing, I want 0:15:25.440 --> 0:15:27.680 to know if you have a great connection that's brewing. 0:15:27.760 --> 0:15:29.720 I don't want to just keep on thinking maybe it's 0:15:29.720 --> 0:15:32.080 going to happen for me. So I do think that 0:15:32.160 --> 0:15:35.320 maybe Ash got the girls off side by saying, oh, 0:15:35.440 --> 0:15:37.680 I don't kiss and tell. But it's a really, really 0:15:37.720 --> 0:15:39.680 tricky thing to decide what's right to do at the time. 0:15:39.800 --> 0:15:42.280 It's so uncomfortable because you think I don't want to 0:15:42.320 --> 0:15:43.680 tell them it's going to hurt their feelings. 0:15:43.720 --> 0:15:46.080 Where's the guys just like, well did you get a 0:15:46.120 --> 0:15:49.320 pash world? Lads? Lads, lads, lads lads. 0:15:50.000 --> 0:15:51.960 So when our show finished, Matt was like, gosh, you 0:15:52.000 --> 0:15:54.120 must have made such good friends and like, you know, 0:15:54.240 --> 0:15:56.520 the Bachelor boys. It was so awesome. I loved being 0:15:56.520 --> 0:16:00.480 in the house and why are you crying? Like being 0:16:00.520 --> 0:16:03.320 a girl in the Bachelor mansion is very different to 0:16:03.360 --> 0:16:08.800 being a guy on the Bachelorette. They're very very different experiences. Okay, 0:16:08.840 --> 0:16:11.000 so now we have the group date on episode three, 0:16:11.040 --> 0:16:13.960 and I freaking loved this group date. I love the 0:16:14.000 --> 0:16:15.840 girls that were on it. I love the activity that 0:16:15.880 --> 0:16:18.800 they got to do. I loved like the self deprecating 0:16:19.000 --> 0:16:22.120 ridiculousness of the dress ups element to it. I fucking 0:16:22.160 --> 0:16:22.600 loved it. 0:16:22.600 --> 0:16:24.760 It was a bit random. I saw one person in 0:16:24.800 --> 0:16:27.240 the Life on Facebook group did say that it was 0:16:27.280 --> 0:16:29.280 like there's a sale on Spotlight and they just got 0:16:29.320 --> 0:16:31.880 a heap of fabric and buttons and little ornaments and 0:16:31.920 --> 0:16:34.120 put it on a table and said, Ego, we're playing 0:16:34.160 --> 0:16:34.680 dress ups. 0:16:34.720 --> 0:16:36.120 It's like when you have a child and you get 0:16:36.120 --> 0:16:38.160 them a sensory box and you're like, this will entertain 0:16:38.200 --> 0:16:41.720 them for an hour. So for anyone who doesn't know 0:16:41.800 --> 0:16:44.200 what the date was is. I don't know what this Okay, 0:16:44.400 --> 0:16:46.280 I don't know what it's called, and I can't remember 0:16:46.320 --> 0:16:48.720 what it's called. But basically, the girls who were on 0:16:48.760 --> 0:16:51.760 this date rocked up to a look like a pond 0:16:51.880 --> 0:16:54.680 or a lake or something, and Jimmy had this thing 0:16:54.760 --> 0:16:56.400 strapped to his feet, which if. 0:16:56.320 --> 0:16:59.560 You imagine a wakeboard and you've got these jets and 0:16:59.600 --> 0:17:02.280 then and you like shoot up, you fly into the 0:17:02.320 --> 0:17:04.680 air because these jets are pushing down at either side 0:17:04.680 --> 0:17:05.240 of your feet. 0:17:05.359 --> 0:17:08.160 It's like flying with a board, but not a board. 0:17:08.200 --> 0:17:09.760 It's like flying on your feet in the water. 0:17:09.920 --> 0:17:12.119 I'm wondering if people right now are like, what the 0:17:12.400 --> 0:17:13.160 fuck was this? 0:17:15.200 --> 0:17:18.520 It's a waterfoot flying sport anyway, not an Olympic sport, 0:17:18.640 --> 0:17:20.960 not an official one, but very entertaining to watch your 0:17:21.000 --> 0:17:25.399 proNT on TV. So part of it was like that 0:17:25.560 --> 0:17:28.280 Jimmy was a superhero. He can fly on water. 0:17:28.359 --> 0:17:30.800 Because Superman was his favorite superhero because of you. 0:17:30.720 --> 0:17:32.520 Know, yeah, it was a bit of a stretch. It 0:17:32.560 --> 0:17:34.640 was a tenuous link. Anyway. Then they had to get 0:17:34.640 --> 0:17:37.719