Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian No Common Show podcast.
Speaker 2: We want to talk about hardcore granddad's. On Friday, we
Speaker 2: heard this story from Rene about her granddad when he
Speaker 2: was pushing her on the swing.
Speaker 3: I was about five years old when my grandfather was
Speaker 3: swinging me on the swing. He actually pushed that hard
Speaker 3: that I flew away out a couple of naters into
Speaker 3: the air.
Speaker 2: Now that gentleman is a hardcore granddad, unaware of its
Speaker 2: superhuman physical strength pushing his little five year old granddaughter
Speaker 2: five year.
Speaker 4: Olds it's a tiny little job. That's small at five right.
Speaker 2: So today, though we are looking for other hardcore granddads,
Speaker 2: have you got that one story about your granddad which
Speaker 2: pushes him into hardcore granddad territory? In the early days
Speaker 2: of this show, before we realized that Patsy, you know
Speaker 2: what jimmer Man when she telks about the story about
Speaker 2: her husband, Chris's great grandfather who once punched him out
Speaker 2: over a six foot fence.
Speaker 5: How could I forget Big Red?
Speaker 2: I mean, you don't see punch and power like that
Speaker 2: in the UFC. As I said, someone got punched out.
Speaker 4: Of the octagon.
Speaker 2: If any Big Red had been around a millionaire.
Speaker 5: Corryong still talks about it and the grass has never
Speaker 5: grown again. On the same pat.
Speaker 4: It wasn't they like a three day font?
Speaker 5: Yes, they wrote the town off and everyone's stopped to watch.
Speaker 1: Apparently the Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: We asked for your stories about hardcore granddads. You told
Speaker 2: us about hardcore granddads. We're not going maybe not so
Speaker 2: hardcore granddadst Just bring it back the diet coke version, please,
Speaker 2: of hardcore granddads. Honestly, Patsy, the stories that Jack's has
Speaker 2: taken that we cannot even put on air. Poor monkey
Speaker 2: being punched three feet Jack and I actually have our
Speaker 2: own meeting in the studio belt whether it should go
Speaker 2: and Jack let the corner down? Going well, personally, I
Speaker 2: find it very funny, poor little monkey.
Speaker 4: Christian might not so not so hardcore.
Speaker 2: Ran A betting Ring had a girlfriend he'd only see
Speaker 2: once a week and went to bingo every Wednesday with
Speaker 2: three ladies all called Norma.
Speaker 4: That's the kind of hard cool we like.
Speaker 2: Perfect it's diet hardcore hardcore lights Angela, Angela, you live
Speaker 2: on it. Tell us about your heart called Granddad, My
Speaker 2: heart called Grandad?
Speaker 5: Well, I was ten years old, we're not fishing with him.
Speaker 5: One day and monstery shorts. I couldn't swim and I'll
Speaker 5: scale of the water. So he checked me in and
Speaker 5: told me to swim.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there are a lot of people whose first experience
Speaker 2: of water was a heavily traumatic one of almost drowning.
Speaker 5: Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 6: I did.
Speaker 5: I did, but I managed to float.
Speaker 1: So and how are you.
Speaker 4: Out of water now? If you've got some deep fear
Speaker 4: of it?
Speaker 5: No, no, fortunately not no.
Speaker 4: No, no, don't be doing this, baby, Gordon.
Speaker 1: Okay, look, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 5: As a ten year old, I hated him for that second. So, yeah,
Speaker 5: but it taught me. It taught me a lot.
Speaker 2: Basically, whenever you find off him, make you do it,
Speaker 2: always find out falling out out, and.
Speaker 6: That is hard.
Speaker 2: Let's go from answer to Gav. Good morning, Gav Yep,
Speaker 2: not for that one. Let's go to Jody. Jody, good morning,
Speaker 2: Good morning, Good morning, Jody. Welcome to the show. So
Speaker 2: Hardcourt Granddad.
Speaker 3: So my granddad was training to go for a walk
Speaker 3: with his son. This is back when I lived in
Speaker 3: New Zealand, so my granddad would have been in his
Speaker 3: late seventies at the time, and on one of his
Speaker 3: training walks. He was carrying out Brooks in the backpack
Speaker 3: and had a stroke that carried the eight Brooks in
Speaker 3: the back home after it before he advised his wife
Speaker 3: and anyone else that.
Speaker 4: Is hard that's hardcore.
Speaker 2: I mean those trainings who can handle eight coffee and
Speaker 2: your heads in shame.
Speaker 4: Eight bricks has his troupe and then carries on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he was an accountant, not a trading.
Speaker 4: Jody. That's an amazing story. All right, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: You cool.
Speaker 4: Oh he's back, is he?
Speaker 1: Let's try gave again, gav.
Speaker 6: Ok Sorry the phone dropped out. That's my granddad, Bessy
Speaker 6: dentist that he could remove his own wisdom taste for
Speaker 6: a case of scotch. And he won the bed and
Speaker 6: removed his own wisdom. Took him a couple of weeks
Speaker 6: of negotiating with them by whiggling them, won his case
Speaker 6: of scotch, but ended up in hospital for three months
Speaker 6: with poisoning.
Speaker 4: Oh my, what an insane story.
Speaker 6: That's that's that's not the craziest thing I've seen induce
Speaker 6: the kind of guy who wakes up at the moony
Speaker 6: says my head sword. I said, that's because there's half
Speaker 6: a poddle sticking at the Saudi edge of all on
Speaker 6: because he's been in a pub roll overnight.
Speaker 4: What a character story too far?
Speaker 2: I told you hardcore had lights, grand fights Bottle.
Speaker 6: He's very he's very old school Christian.
Speaker 4: Because we do not need a third one review game.
Speaker 2: I think that phone knew what was coming and hung
Speaker 2: up on you.
Speaker 4: I thank you very much for your cool wisdom to
Speaker 4: one out while ago. They're like, so deeply shame on
Speaker 4: the grandad, but also shame on the dentist.
Speaker 1: Simone morning.
Speaker 7: All right, so this hard got a hard cool grandad?
Speaker 1: Is it hardcore lights?
Speaker 7: When I was growing up, we had splice sliding doors
Speaker 7: for our doors, and my granddad thought it was open
Speaker 7: and he walked straight throught through the glass and he
Speaker 7: said through the glass, straight through the glass, and then
Speaker 7: sat down ahead of beer and said I'll deal with
Speaker 7: it later.
Speaker 2: A wing movie as he just casually brought brushes glass
Speaker 2: out of his eyes. These grandads are all just crazy actually,
Speaker 2: but never do hard no more hardcore Grandad's tomorrow, Hardcore
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