WEBVTT - MINI: Hardcore Grandpas

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the Christian No Common Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>We want to talk about hardcore granddad's. On Friday, we

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<v Speaker 2>heard this story from Rene about her granddad when he

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<v Speaker 2>was pushing her on the swing.

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<v Speaker 3>I was about five years old when my grandfather was

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<v Speaker 3>swinging me on the swing. He actually pushed that hard

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<v Speaker 3>that I flew away out a couple of naters into

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<v Speaker 3>the air.

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<v Speaker 2>Now that gentleman is a hardcore granddad, unaware of its

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<v Speaker 2>superhuman physical strength pushing his little five year old granddaughter

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<v Speaker 2>five year.

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<v Speaker 4>Olds it's a tiny little job. That's small at five right.

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<v Speaker 2>So today, though we are looking for other hardcore granddads,

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<v Speaker 2>have you got that one story about your granddad which

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<v Speaker 2>pushes him into hardcore granddad territory? In the early days

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<v Speaker 2>of this show, before we realized that Patsy, you know

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<v Speaker 2>what jimmer Man when she telks about the story about

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<v Speaker 2>her husband, Chris's great grandfather who once punched him out

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<v Speaker 2>over a six foot fence.

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<v Speaker 5>How could I forget Big Red?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you don't see punch and power like that

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<v Speaker 2>in the UFC. As I said, someone got punched out.

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<v Speaker 4>Of the octagon.

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<v Speaker 2>If any Big Red had been around a millionaire.

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<v Speaker 5>Corryong still talks about it and the grass has never

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<v Speaker 5>grown again. On the same pat.

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<v Speaker 4>It wasn't they like a three day font?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, they wrote the town off and everyone's stopped to watch.

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently the Christian Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>We asked for your stories about hardcore granddads. You told

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<v Speaker 2>us about hardcore granddads. We're not going maybe not so

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<v Speaker 2>hardcore granddadst Just bring it back the diet coke version, please,

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<v Speaker 2>of hardcore granddads. Honestly, Patsy, the stories that Jack's has

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<v Speaker 2>taken that we cannot even put on air. Poor monkey

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<v Speaker 2>being punched three feet Jack and I actually have our

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<v Speaker 2>own meeting in the studio belt whether it should go

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<v Speaker 2>and Jack let the corner down? Going well, personally, I

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<v Speaker 2>find it very funny, poor little monkey.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian might not so not so hardcore.

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<v Speaker 2>Ran A betting Ring had a girlfriend he'd only see

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<v Speaker 2>once a week and went to bingo every Wednesday with

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<v Speaker 2>three ladies all called Norma.

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<v Speaker 4>That's the kind of hard cool we like.

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<v Speaker 2>Perfect it's diet hardcore hardcore lights Angela, Angela, you live

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<v Speaker 2>on it. Tell us about your heart called Granddad, My

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<v Speaker 2>heart called Grandad?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I was ten years old, we're not fishing with him.

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<v Speaker 5>One day and monstery shorts. I couldn't swim and I'll

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<v Speaker 5>scale of the water. So he checked me in and

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<v Speaker 5>told me to swim.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there are a lot of people whose first experience

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<v Speaker 2>of water was a heavily traumatic one of almost drowning.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, pretty much.

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<v Speaker 6>I did.

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<v Speaker 5>I did, but I managed to float.

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<v Speaker 1>So and how are you.

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<v Speaker 4>Out of water now? If you've got some deep fear

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<v Speaker 4>of it?

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, fortunately not no.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, don't be doing this, baby, Gordon.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, look, I'm not gonna lie.

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<v Speaker 5>As a ten year old, I hated him for that second. So, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>but it taught me. It taught me a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Basically, whenever you find off him, make you do it,

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<v Speaker 2>always find out falling out out, and.

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<v Speaker 6>That is hard.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go from answer to Gav. Good morning, Gav Yep,

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<v Speaker 2>not for that one. Let's go to Jody. Jody, good morning,

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning, Good morning, Jody. Welcome to the show. So

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<v Speaker 2>Hardcourt Granddad.

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<v Speaker 3>So my granddad was training to go for a walk

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<v Speaker 3>with his son. This is back when I lived in

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<v Speaker 3>New Zealand, so my granddad would have been in his

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<v Speaker 3>late seventies at the time, and on one of his

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<v Speaker 3>training walks. He was carrying out Brooks in the backpack

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<v Speaker 3>and had a stroke that carried the eight Brooks in

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<v Speaker 3>the back home after it before he advised his wife

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<v Speaker 3>and anyone else that.

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<v Speaker 4>Is hard that's hardcore.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean those trainings who can handle eight coffee and

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<v Speaker 2>your heads in shame.

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<v Speaker 4>Eight bricks has his troupe and then carries on.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and he was an accountant, not a trading.

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<v Speaker 4>Jody. That's an amazing story. All right, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 2>You cool.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh he's back, is he?

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<v Speaker 1>Let's try gave again, gav.

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<v Speaker 6>Ok Sorry the phone dropped out. That's my granddad, Bessy

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<v Speaker 6>dentist that he could remove his own wisdom taste for

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<v Speaker 6>a case of scotch. And he won the bed and

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<v Speaker 6>removed his own wisdom. Took him a couple of weeks

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<v Speaker 6>of negotiating with them by whiggling them, won his case

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<v Speaker 6>of scotch, but ended up in hospital for three months

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<v Speaker 6>with poisoning.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my, what an insane story.

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<v Speaker 6>That's that's that's not the craziest thing I've seen induce

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<v Speaker 6>the kind of guy who wakes up at the moony

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<v Speaker 6>says my head sword. I said, that's because there's half

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<v Speaker 6>a poddle sticking at the Saudi edge of all on

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<v Speaker 6>because he's been in a pub roll overnight.

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<v Speaker 4>What a character story too far?

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<v Speaker 2>I told you hardcore had lights, grand fights Bottle.

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<v Speaker 6>He's very he's very old school Christian.

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<v Speaker 4>Because we do not need a third one review game.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that phone knew what was coming and hung

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<v Speaker 2>up on you.

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<v Speaker 4>I thank you very much for your cool wisdom to

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<v Speaker 4>one out while ago. They're like, so deeply shame on

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<v Speaker 4>the grandad, but also shame on the dentist.

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<v Speaker 1>Simone morning.

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<v Speaker 7>All right, so this hard got a hard cool grandad?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it hardcore lights?

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<v Speaker 7>When I was growing up, we had splice sliding doors

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<v Speaker 7>for our doors, and my granddad thought it was open

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<v Speaker 7>and he walked straight throught through the glass and he

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<v Speaker 7>said through the glass, straight through the glass, and then

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<v Speaker 7>sat down ahead of beer and said I'll deal with

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<v Speaker 7>it later.

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<v Speaker 2>A wing movie as he just casually brought brushes glass

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<v Speaker 2>out of his eyes. These grandads are all just crazy actually,

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<v Speaker 2>but never do hard no more hardcore Grandad's tomorrow, Hardcore

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