1 00:00:05,720 --> 00:00:10,160 Speaker 1: If we promised you. Stephen Kmos, he was calling from Africa. 2 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:12,600 Speaker 2: It may well come into a few different issues earlier, 3 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:15,920 Speaker 2: but I've got great news for everybody. Despite being five 4 00:00:15,920 --> 00:00:18,320 Speaker 2: minutes late for a national radio interview. 5 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:20,759 Speaker 1: He's back and ready to talk to us here on 6 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:22,720 Speaker 1: willing what he fresh out of the jungle and homs 7 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:24,680 Speaker 1: then get me out of here. Welcome Steven. 8 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:30,520 Speaker 3: Wow, Wow Wow, Will and Woody apology for being five 9 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:33,600 Speaker 3: minutes late, but you know what, in a hypothetical world, 10 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,760 Speaker 3: if there is five thousand dollars going spare, can I 11 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:38,000 Speaker 3: give you my bank details? 12 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:43,640 Speaker 4: Man? 13 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:49,440 Speaker 1: It's great to hear your voice and every little help mate, 14 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:50,280 Speaker 1: it's great to hear your voice. 15 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:53,559 Speaker 2: We were talking about you actually before the show started, 16 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:55,560 Speaker 2: because we were saying what are you saying? 17 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:57,720 Speaker 1: Steven's coming up? And he and what do you? 18 00:00:57,720 --> 00:00:59,200 Speaker 2: Had asked me if i'd seen the bit where you 19 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:03,680 Speaker 2: nearly in the jungle, can you tell us what happened there? 20 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:09,840 Speaker 3: Well? Well, I have a fear of water. I my friends, 21 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:12,759 Speaker 3: my Australian friends are very very scathing, and I tell 22 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:16,560 Speaker 3: them I simply cannot swim. Swimming to me is so alien. 23 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:19,240 Speaker 3: I live in inner city South London, I've never felt 24 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:21,920 Speaker 3: the need to swim. I don't live near a river, 25 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:25,040 Speaker 3: I don't live near the seaside. Australian friends will go, 26 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:27,640 Speaker 3: you can't swim. What's wrong with you? As I say, 27 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:30,240 Speaker 3: I live in inner city South London, I don't live 28 00:01:30,319 --> 00:01:33,679 Speaker 3: anywhere in near Atlantis. I'll get by and I conquer 29 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:36,800 Speaker 3: my fear of swimming by simply get this. It's imaginative 30 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:41,080 Speaker 3: by not bloody slimmits. No needs me to go near 31 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:44,560 Speaker 3: the water. And it's my Australian friends like, oh, oh, 32 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:46,839 Speaker 3: Steve's at the Afro, I was what are you talking about? 33 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:48,880 Speaker 3: Is at the afro has What do you mean to say? Oh, 34 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:51,040 Speaker 3: when you go in the water, took your hairs full 35 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:53,440 Speaker 3: up and you sink like a log? No, I don't. 36 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:57,360 Speaker 3: I don't think like a log. And oh what happens 37 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:59,600 Speaker 3: when you're in the water and a shark attacks you? 38 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:03,000 Speaker 3: I've got no idea and more Astralian friends. You're punched 39 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:05,480 Speaker 3: on the noise, you're panted on the nose well with 40 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:07,080 Speaker 3: your least favorite arm. 41 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:12,959 Speaker 5: Really, it truly was Stephen Gardis. I've seen the footage 42 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:17,600 Speaker 5: of your almost drowning moment from the jungle. It's one 43 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:19,480 Speaker 5: of the more comical things I've ever seen, though, because 44 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:22,040 Speaker 5: you were just kind of slowly walking into the water, 45 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:24,399 Speaker 5: and then all of a sudden you realized, oh, this 46 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:26,640 Speaker 5: water is pretty deep, and you just kind of delicately 47 00:02:26,639 --> 00:02:27,760 Speaker 5: started almost drowning. 48 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:32,200 Speaker 3: And the other weird thing about that is because I 49 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:34,600 Speaker 3: didn't I had no idea when they say you're going 50 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:36,000 Speaker 3: to go in the jungle, I didn't know there's going 51 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:37,880 Speaker 3: to be a waterfall. I didn't know it's going to 52 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:40,960 Speaker 3: be a nice river type thing there. And all my 53 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:43,920 Speaker 3: fellow cat mats were swimming every day, going back and 54 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:46,760 Speaker 3: forth to the waterfall, even Frankie, who's about three foot 55 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:49,760 Speaker 3: smaller than I am. And I thought, how deep can 56 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:53,040 Speaker 3: this be? As I wandered in, and then suddenly my 57 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:56,519 Speaker 3: fucking had disappeared and beat my feet And I didn't 58 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:59,280 Speaker 3: even scream or shout, but they could see on my 59 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:00,320 Speaker 3: face sort of. 60 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:05,480 Speaker 1: Aid, what did you feel awkward about it? 61 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:09,080 Speaker 2: Like, you know, I realize that you're getting get humiliated 62 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:11,840 Speaker 2: on TV, but nothing's more humiliating than having Malcolm in 63 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:13,520 Speaker 2: the middle savior from a pool of water. 64 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:19,280 Speaker 3: I mean, it was the most embarrassing thing. And I 65 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:21,799 Speaker 3: thought myself, no, let me just go down with dignity, 66 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:23,760 Speaker 3: just slip down and just took a. 67 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:30,960 Speaker 5: Fair Speaking of losing your dignity, Steven, I think one 68 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,520 Speaker 5: of the beautiful things that the jungle experience does is 69 00:03:33,639 --> 00:03:35,800 Speaker 5: gets everyone to drop their guard. And I feel like 70 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:39,400 Speaker 5: people tell stories that they wouldn't usually tell people that 71 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:42,120 Speaker 5: they've just met, and you kind of forget that Australia 72 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:45,320 Speaker 5: is watching this show and you revealed a story about 73 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:48,520 Speaker 5: something you did while driving a Porsche, which you may 74 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:49,160 Speaker 5: be regretted. 75 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:54,920 Speaker 3: I do regret saying that story. But as Wood, he 76 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:57,840 Speaker 3: will know. When you're in the jungle, you even forget. 77 00:03:57,840 --> 00:04:00,280 Speaker 3: You can't even see the cameras. You forget that, yes, 78 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:03,240 Speaker 3: and yes, your guard is down and you have to 79 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:05,920 Speaker 3: make conversation. And we were talking about the fact that 80 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:08,840 Speaker 3: we have to use what you people called a dummy, 81 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:12,440 Speaker 3: which I call a lavatory, which is basically a hole 82 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:17,000 Speaker 3: in the ground. Very disgusting. Reminded me of early man. 83 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:21,000 Speaker 3: And then yes, I was in my car on the 84 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:24,080 Speaker 3: Modorway and then the traffic jam, and you know, a 85 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:26,200 Speaker 3: man of my age, when you've got to go, you've 86 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:29,560 Speaker 3: got to go. I've spent many years before being on 87 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:32,400 Speaker 3: stage with my hand in my pocket squeezing the end, 88 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:35,040 Speaker 3: just because I didn't want to have any accident. And 89 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:39,560 Speaker 3: then I was in my car, honestly, I was on 90 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:43,280 Speaker 3: my own, thankfully, and in a sports car. Thank you. 91 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:46,279 Speaker 3: There's a shopping bag, a carrier bag in it, and 92 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:50,359 Speaker 3: I evacuated. For Jesus. I really let rip and it 93 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:55,400 Speaker 3: was a good feeling. I let rip. And I don't 94 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:57,719 Speaker 3: know if anyone listening or any of you guys have 95 00:04:57,920 --> 00:05:00,520 Speaker 3: been in that position where you just absolutely lot to go, 96 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:03,320 Speaker 3: nothing is stopping it. As I said, I've. 97 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:03,960 Speaker 1: Never given a port. 98 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:04,960 Speaker 3: I was. 99 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:07,520 Speaker 1: I've never driven a port. 100 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:10,800 Speaker 3: I was with a friend of mine. She was on 101 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:13,800 Speaker 3: the bank of the side of a motorway, just want 102 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:17,640 Speaker 3: to go for a wei. And I saw her backing 103 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:20,400 Speaker 3: down the bank of this motorway and she pulled it 104 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:23,800 Speaker 3: an underwear down at Andy's and then she tripped her 105 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:26,840 Speaker 3: backwards and I swear to god, it was like watching 106 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:31,760 Speaker 3: a urinary Katherine wheel as she fum backward. Hilariously. I 107 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:32,760 Speaker 3: piffed myself. 108 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:33,680 Speaker 1: Tank Stephen. 109 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:36,920 Speaker 2: It's great to hear from you, mate, it's loving to 110 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,720 Speaker 2: have you on Australian televisions. As again again, I know 111 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:41,360 Speaker 2: how much wood and I love you and I'm sure 112 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:43,920 Speaker 2: the rest of the country does. Welcongratulations on your time 113 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,720 Speaker 2: in the jungle, the whole twenty five days with a 114 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:48,840 Speaker 2: whole bunch of celebrities being filmed the whole time. I'm 115 00:05:48,839 --> 00:05:50,120 Speaker 2: just sliding to get me out of he continues to 116 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:52,080 Speaker 2: Night seven, THIY and Channel ten and ten playce Stephen 117 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:54,360 Speaker 2: quick shout out with the charity if people want to 118 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:56,560 Speaker 2: get involved, because I know it's very close to your heart. 119 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:01,560 Speaker 3: Absolutely, it's a bank here Parents of Care service who 120 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:04,279 Speaker 3: do an amazing job. Whatever you are in the country, 121 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:08,479 Speaker 3: support your nearest Parents of Care charity. They do amazing work. 122 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:10,320 Speaker 2: Love you to hear from you, mate, Thanks so much 123 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:12,799 Speaker 2: for joining us here on WILLA. What do you Congratulations again. 124 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:16,360 Speaker 2: We'll leave you to hopefully poo in private somewhere. 125 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:24,720 Speaker 1: Wards. Yes, so the world's oldest known wombat? How old is? 126 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:28,840 Speaker 5: Okay? I dare say, because one bats move incredibly slowly, 127 00:06:29,279 --> 00:06:32,240 Speaker 5: I'm going to say this bad boy is pretty goddamn old. 128 00:06:32,279 --> 00:06:34,000 Speaker 5: I'm going to say he's one hundred and sixty eight. 129 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:37,600 Speaker 5: You're joking, Yes, I was joking, and I think he's 130 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:43,040 Speaker 5: forty three closer much closer. I think that I was 131 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:44,600 Speaker 5: joking the forty. 132 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:46,600 Speaker 1: Three you close to like the longest living thing on 133 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:46,920 Speaker 1: the earth. 134 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:48,920 Speaker 2: I thought one bats live for ages and that it 135 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:51,120 Speaker 2: belongs to the famous of the tortoises. 136 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:53,240 Speaker 5: Oh yeah, those Galapagos too. 137 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:53,440 Speaker 3: Well. 138 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:55,720 Speaker 2: I found out the other day that cockatoo's like a 139 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:57,200 Speaker 2: full grown adult cockato is about one. 140 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:57,800 Speaker 1: Hundred years old. 141 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:58,400 Speaker 3: Is that right? 142 00:06:58,800 --> 00:06:59,360 Speaker 1: Exhordinary? 143 00:06:59,400 --> 00:06:59,479 Speaker 3: Right? 144 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:03,000 Speaker 1: The big of the the longer it lives. No, the 145 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:06,400 Speaker 1: oldest one bat in the world. Mister Wine is his name. 146 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:13,000 Speaker 1: He's thirty five. He's turning thirty five. He's thirty four cent. 147 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:16,400 Speaker 1: He's my agent. There you go, thirty five. 148 00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:19,600 Speaker 5: Anyway, he's still going all right at thirty five, killing it. 149 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:20,280 Speaker 1: He's in Japan. 150 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:22,000 Speaker 5: He traveled to Japan. 151 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:22,720 Speaker 1: That's where he lives. 152 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:23,520 Speaker 5: How did he get there. 153 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:27,960 Speaker 2: He's at Satsukiyama Zoo is Japan on a holiday. 154 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:33,200 Speaker 1: They traded him for a monkey exchange, like a Pokemon card. 155 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:36,160 Speaker 1: But he was in Tazzy Yeah. 156 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:39,120 Speaker 2: Who traded arguably the queenos or minerals in the soil 157 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:41,960 Speaker 2: and animals on the ground, But like he was just 158 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:46,040 Speaker 2: in Tazzy Yeah. And then look bit a couple backdoor deals. 159 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:47,720 Speaker 2: They traded a couple of first round picks and then 160 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:51,520 Speaker 2: they got the one bat. Yeah, Japan is what ad 161 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:55,400 Speaker 2: Tasmania again? A couple of monkeys Orcas mcacs is they're 162 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:57,480 Speaker 2: called what are they using mister wine for over in 163 00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:58,920 Speaker 2: Japan wine. 164 00:07:58,920 --> 00:07:59,400 Speaker 1: He's killing it. 165 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:02,120 Speaker 2: He just kills He's thirty five year old. One bat 166 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:04,000 Speaker 2: in Japan, one two of them. 167 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:06,280 Speaker 1: I mean like he's just too loving it. 168 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:10,160 Speaker 2: I'm imagine getting a whole bunch of delicious tashimi being 169 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:13,560 Speaker 2: adored on have more photos taking him of any one ba. 170 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:16,400 Speaker 2: It also hold that rocket record as well. Imagine the 171 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:18,080 Speaker 2: only one bat in the Northern Hemisphere. 172 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:19,080 Speaker 5: Probably very cool. 173 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:19,600 Speaker 1: He's killing it. 174 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:21,920 Speaker 5: Anyone want to come back, he won't want to come 175 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:22,320 Speaker 5: I don't. 176 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:22,720 Speaker 1: Think he's coming back. 177 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:22,840 Speaker 4: Man. 178 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:24,360 Speaker 1: He's the oldest one mat in the world. 179 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:24,760 Speaker 5: He is thirty five. 180 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:25,960 Speaker 2: They're not going to put a thirty five year old 181 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:29,440 Speaker 2: mat on a plane. They did, They just did when 182 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:31,400 Speaker 2: Tasmanians put him on a plane. 183 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:33,880 Speaker 1: When no he got traded ages ago. 184 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:37,120 Speaker 5: Yeah, why we're talking about it. 185 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:39,400 Speaker 1: Ages because he was turning thirty five. 186 00:08:41,040 --> 00:08:45,280 Speaker 2: Would a lot going out to be fair? To be fair, 187 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:46,960 Speaker 2: and I'm talking about first round picks and all sorts 188 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:49,959 Speaker 2: of things. But basically, yeah, what I wanted to do 189 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:54,319 Speaker 2: because I didn't know that you could trade animals, like 190 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:57,160 Speaker 2: I knew that animals moved from zoo to zoo often 191 00:08:57,320 --> 00:09:00,880 Speaker 2: for conservational reasons. There are lots of orange and tangs 192 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:03,839 Speaker 2: at the Perth Zoo who are there to basically breeding programs. 193 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:04,320 Speaker 1: Things like that. 194 00:09:04,559 --> 00:09:07,920 Speaker 5: Malcolm Douglas farm only takes the dangerous crocodiles when all 195 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:10,200 Speaker 5: the others say no, Malcolm Douglas tags them. 196 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:13,640 Speaker 2: And that's what's what makes Malcolm Douglas the best. 197 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:14,720 Speaker 1: Is that what you're going for anyway? 198 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:15,280 Speaker 4: So what. 199 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:19,920 Speaker 2: So what I want to do as a John westdad 200 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:25,559 Speaker 2: is I want to call the relevant authority that looks 201 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:31,640 Speaker 2: after these macacs slash monkeys in Tasmania. 202 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:34,760 Speaker 1: And I want to see if we can get one 203 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:36,160 Speaker 1: nice bira trade. 204 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:37,000 Speaker 2: No trade. 205 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:40,080 Speaker 1: Yes, yes, we could bring away a monkey. 206 00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:43,000 Speaker 5: The McCaw monkeys could become a show, but I want 207 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,439 Speaker 5: to make Yeah, well that could become like a like 208 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:47,280 Speaker 5: a like a show like mascot for us. 209 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:50,680 Speaker 2: Yes, yes, but I realized that in return, I'm gonna 210 00:09:50,679 --> 00:09:52,319 Speaker 2: have to give them something, So think about that. 211 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:53,000 Speaker 5: Don't trade me. 212 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:53,360 Speaker 3: I'm not. 213 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:56,239 Speaker 5: I'm not a trade. I am I'm contracted. 214 00:09:56,280 --> 00:10:00,480 Speaker 2: I want to call Tasmania now, the relevant or authority 215 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:02,720 Speaker 2: in Tasmania. When I say call them now, I mean 216 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:05,000 Speaker 2: we've already made this phone call. Yes, okay. 217 00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:05,280 Speaker 1: Now. 218 00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:08,160 Speaker 2: The reason we're being quite obscure about which relevant authority 219 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:11,079 Speaker 2: we called to get their hands on these monkeys via 220 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:15,079 Speaker 2: a zoo trade is because they didn't give us permission 221 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:15,840 Speaker 2: to play the phone. 222 00:10:15,679 --> 00:10:19,200 Speaker 5: Call, which which which is totally fine, Which is absolutely fine. 223 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:20,959 Speaker 5: That's that's the way. That's the way it works. 224 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:23,000 Speaker 1: That is the way it works. But we thought the 225 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:24,840 Speaker 1: phone call was still really funny. 226 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:27,000 Speaker 5: So interesting as well, just interesting to hear how they 227 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:30,480 Speaker 5: respond to you potentially trading my dog for a monkey. 228 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:31,280 Speaker 1: Yeah. 229 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:34,000 Speaker 2: So what we've done to try and keep the audio 230 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:36,760 Speaker 2: because we wanted you guys to still enjoy this. This this, 231 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:38,839 Speaker 2: this rank that we've been talking about for the last 232 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:43,360 Speaker 2: five minutes is Wood. He stepped in as the person 233 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:46,599 Speaker 2: who answered the phone at the relevant authority in Tasmania 234 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:50,120 Speaker 2: who had oversight over the monkeys. Yes, I think I've 235 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:54,160 Speaker 2: been I feel like a police officer. Let's try to 236 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:55,400 Speaker 2: try now hide evidence. 237 00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:59,760 Speaker 5: Let's call them, Let's call them Phoebe who the person 238 00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:02,319 Speaker 5: was called Phoebe And I'm winking because it's not their 239 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:03,640 Speaker 5: nice woods. 240 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:06,040 Speaker 2: All right, So you're gonna hear me calling a relevant 241 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:08,560 Speaker 2: authority asking to trade my dog for a monkey? 242 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,480 Speaker 1: And what he is going to be the person that 243 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:12,319 Speaker 1: I'm speaking to. 244 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:14,839 Speaker 5: Yeah, we're recreating it, right, This is exactly this is 245 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:15,360 Speaker 5: exactly what. 246 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:18,600 Speaker 1: It's a live action role. It's a la live action 247 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:21,760 Speaker 1: rot replay recreation. Everyone understand what we're talking about. 248 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:21,880 Speaker 4: Now. 249 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:23,599 Speaker 1: I feel like there's la a lot of hoops to this, 250 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:24,839 Speaker 1: but I think everyone gets it. 251 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:25,679 Speaker 3: All right. 252 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:33,600 Speaker 6: Hello, you're speaking. I can help you today. 253 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:35,280 Speaker 1: Hire Are you going good? 254 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:35,640 Speaker 7: Thanks? 255 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:37,800 Speaker 1: How are you super well? My name is Will. 256 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:44,000 Speaker 2: I'm just calling because there is there was a story 257 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:48,480 Speaker 2: today about the wombat who's from Tasmania called mister Wine 258 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:52,760 Speaker 2: and he left her. He's he's in Japan now because 259 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:55,640 Speaker 2: he was traded believe it or not for those beautiful micacs. 260 00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:59,240 Speaker 6: No, no, I did not know that. Hmmm. 261 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:06,199 Speaker 2: Anyway got me thinking, just in a laissez fair economic 262 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:09,280 Speaker 2: system that we live in, how would you feel about 263 00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:11,040 Speaker 2: doing another trade? 264 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:15,720 Speaker 6: Okay? What what what are you implying? 265 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:15,800 Speaker 4: What? 266 00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:17,360 Speaker 6: What would you what would you like me to do. 267 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:19,360 Speaker 2: I amed an ard about this. I had a very 268 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:20,720 Speaker 2: good think about it last night. I had a chat 269 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:23,880 Speaker 2: with my partner and it's not hasn't been easy. But 270 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:28,160 Speaker 2: I am willing to give you my dog, Stevie. She's 271 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:30,240 Speaker 2: a Hungarian whistler dog for a monkey. 272 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:36,199 Speaker 1: Bang. There it is. That's my first offer. Okay, I'll 273 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:36,880 Speaker 1: put that down, all right. 274 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:41,360 Speaker 2: Well you're thinking about it to talk to your people, Well, 275 00:12:41,440 --> 00:12:42,760 Speaker 2: look I won't I want. I'm not going to give 276 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:43,959 Speaker 2: this to you, but a little bit of track, a 277 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,480 Speaker 2: little bit of bait, little just just to have a 278 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:47,760 Speaker 2: think about it. You can discuss this amongst yourselves. I'm 279 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:50,400 Speaker 2: willing to throw in my daughter, but you know it 280 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:52,439 Speaker 2: might need to be like a it'd have to be 281 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:53,720 Speaker 2: a good looking monkey like I'll get. 282 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:57,760 Speaker 6: My pick, right. So is there anything I can actually 283 00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,200 Speaker 6: help you with today? 284 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:04,240 Speaker 2: It seems like you're not interested. Is a pretty good offer. Look, 285 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:05,760 Speaker 2: my daughter has a guinea pig. I didn't want to 286 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:06,880 Speaker 2: get rid of that, but I don't able to throw 287 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:08,320 Speaker 2: that in as well, put them in a cage. 288 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:09,800 Speaker 1: I'd rather watch that than a bunch of monkeys. 289 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:12,240 Speaker 6: I tell you what, Well, you sund make a perfect monkey. 290 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:13,560 Speaker 6: To watching the cage. Funny, you watch yourself. 291 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:17,319 Speaker 1: I'm calling from a radio station. I'm calling from a 292 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:20,080 Speaker 1: show called Will and Woody. 293 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:22,640 Speaker 6: Never heard of you? Was the intention there to be funny? 294 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:22,839 Speaker 2: Was it? 295 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:25,079 Speaker 1: I was just wondering if we could use the call 296 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:25,600 Speaker 1: on the show. 297 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:29,200 Speaker 6: No, no, you can't use the call. Look, I tell 298 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:30,480 Speaker 6: you what I can do. Why don't I give you 299 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:33,559 Speaker 6: an email address and you can email my superiors? Okay? 300 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:35,839 Speaker 1: For what do you use the phone call? 301 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:36,520 Speaker 8: No? 302 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:38,400 Speaker 6: Absolutely not, absolutely not. 303 00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:40,760 Speaker 1: There's a million people listen to it every time. 304 00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:43,160 Speaker 6: Well I'm not one of them, so that doesn't mean 305 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:43,599 Speaker 6: a thing to me. 306 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:48,960 Speaker 5: Would you be okay with this phone? If you're superior? 307 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:49,760 Speaker 5: Said it was okay? 308 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:53,640 Speaker 6: Yeah, No, I still won't give you permission, okay, okay. 309 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:56,400 Speaker 2: Well that's the first nag. We can't go hurtle two 310 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:58,480 Speaker 2: unless we've got hurt or one. What about if we 311 00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:00,320 Speaker 2: got the What about if we got the can sent 312 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,720 Speaker 2: from the professional side of things, from the manager or whatever, 313 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,640 Speaker 2: and they were like, that's okay. If we came back 314 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:06,960 Speaker 2: to you, do you think there's a chance that you'd 315 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,120 Speaker 2: be like that's okay, or. 316 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:10,320 Speaker 9: I think you've got more chance of finding the now 317 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:14,520 Speaker 9: extinct Tasmanian tiger, seducing said tiger, marrying that tiger and 318 00:14:14,559 --> 00:14:16,719 Speaker 9: then raising a beautiful family with that tiger in the 319 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:19,800 Speaker 9: beautiful city of Thanks so much for your call, Chata. 320 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:22,880 Speaker 6: Yes, I said Chata. Then I meant to say Tatar, 321 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:24,120 Speaker 6: but I've said Chata. 322 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:25,560 Speaker 1: Sorry for wasting your time. 323 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:26,840 Speaker 5: Did you mind if we just put you onto a 324 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,800 Speaker 5: radio producer here just so you could pass on the 325 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:33,960 Speaker 5: details to him and otherwise macas in the park. Unbelievable. 326 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,680 Speaker 5: I am actually very keen to coming expect so hopefully 327 00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:36,320 Speaker 5: I'll get to set. 328 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:37,680 Speaker 6: Ram it up. Your are. 329 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:42,560 Speaker 5: Perfect. 330 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:46,600 Speaker 1: Now we have to stress. We must stress that. 331 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:51,760 Speaker 2: Wood he whilst he was imitating the the person in 332 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:55,760 Speaker 2: the position of authority, he has taken some liberties with 333 00:14:56,120 --> 00:15:00,040 Speaker 2: potentially how bitchy that person was. At the end, I 334 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:03,400 Speaker 2: was reading the script, reading our frustrations about the fat 335 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:04,560 Speaker 2: we couldn't play the actual phone call. 336 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:06,200 Speaker 1: I hope you're having a great Thursday. It's well I 337 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:06,880 Speaker 1: bought any kids. 338 00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:10,840 Speaker 5: You're all dying to know. What did this woman at 339 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:13,200 Speaker 5: the pizza shop pull out of her pocket? Let me 340 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:15,400 Speaker 5: quickly give you the specs. If you've just joined us, 341 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,920 Speaker 5: I go to the local pizza shop, and I'm ordering 342 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:22,040 Speaker 5: a pickup or a takeaway, whichever way you whatever word 343 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:23,800 Speaker 5: you use there, right, I'm. 344 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:25,200 Speaker 1: Ordering a takeaway, but you're picking up. 345 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,760 Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's exactly what I'm doing. I get through 346 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:30,320 Speaker 5: my order, okay, and then the woman pulls something out 347 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:30,640 Speaker 5: of her poe. 348 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:31,560 Speaker 1: You can do it over the phone. 349 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:34,040 Speaker 2: So I tried to call and I couldn't get through. 350 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:36,240 Speaker 2: So I had to a very old school way. I mean, 351 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:37,800 Speaker 2: unless you've got a lot of time on your hand. 352 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:39,680 Speaker 5: No, no, I was calling. I couldn't get through, so 353 00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:41,240 Speaker 5: I boot it up and I got out there. 354 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:41,520 Speaker 3: Wow. 355 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:45,280 Speaker 5: Right, anyway, the women have been good pizza. 356 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:46,000 Speaker 1: Sorry. 357 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:47,480 Speaker 5: Well, I had a friend coming over. 358 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:50,240 Speaker 1: And I was like, you've got a whole They do 359 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:51,640 Speaker 1: all they. 360 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,480 Speaker 5: Do with my dietaries really well. I honestly, I don't 361 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:56,000 Speaker 5: have many choices with pizza anyway. Will You're missing the 362 00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:58,160 Speaker 5: point here. Sorry. I get to the end of my order, 363 00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:02,280 Speaker 5: and I honestly I had to audibly laugh when I 364 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,800 Speaker 5: saw what she pulled out of her pocket. She pulled 365 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:08,520 Speaker 5: out a walkie talkie the kitchen. 366 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:09,520 Speaker 1: For the last thing i'd expect. 367 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:15,000 Speaker 5: Well, that's fair, she said. The last thing the kitchen 368 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:19,280 Speaker 5: was three and a half meters away. She decided to 369 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:23,320 Speaker 5: walky talkie the kitchen and I saw the chef pick 370 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:26,840 Speaker 5: up a walking talkie three and a half meters away. 371 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:30,160 Speaker 2: I think will shaving paper. A lot of people would 372 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:32,520 Speaker 2: put it on a docket and would get printed or walk. 373 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:37,800 Speaker 2: She's dealing with you walking telling you what any onion, 374 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:38,720 Speaker 2: carrot garlic? 375 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:41,560 Speaker 5: Well, the order was done, the order was done. Walk 376 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:44,200 Speaker 5: three meters and go and past the message to the chef. 377 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:46,880 Speaker 5: I think, will this woman hates me? 378 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,640 Speaker 1: So she radioed in your whole order. 379 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:53,080 Speaker 5: Yes, I was watching the I couldn't believe it unless 380 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,840 Speaker 5: they're having a fight or something. I don't know. But 381 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:56,800 Speaker 5: she used to walk three. 382 00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:58,920 Speaker 1: Meters now is that outrageous? I think it's quite clever. 383 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:03,240 Speaker 5: I don't. I think she hates walking more than anyone 384 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:06,639 Speaker 5: in Australia. Did she say like over, No, she didn't. 385 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:08,840 Speaker 5: I was hoping. I was hoping she'd call the chef 386 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:11,480 Speaker 5: like eagle or something. There was no military chat. It 387 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:16,480 Speaker 5: was very very walkie talkie chat. Anyway, I think she 388 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:19,200 Speaker 5: hates walking more than anyone in Australia. But I would 389 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:21,760 Speaker 5: love to be proven wrong right now on thirteen one 390 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:22,520 Speaker 5: oh sixty five. 391 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:24,199 Speaker 1: What do you mean I hate walking? 392 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:27,639 Speaker 5: I mean, do you do something in your life to 393 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:31,840 Speaker 5: eliminate any walking. I'll give you an example by fiance Mim. 394 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:35,119 Speaker 5: She truly hates walking. Really, she will drive. When we 395 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:38,240 Speaker 5: go to car parks, she will drive. I'm being deadly 396 00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:40,200 Speaker 5: serious here. I've been in the car driving around a 397 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:43,480 Speaker 5: car park for thirty minutes before because she refuses to 398 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:45,639 Speaker 5: take a car park that isn't the one at the 399 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,760 Speaker 5: door of the place she's trying to go. Wow, she 400 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:54,040 Speaker 5: hates hate to walk, You will McMahon day one when 401 00:17:54,119 --> 00:17:56,760 Speaker 5: we got back from holiday, I mean the slightly longer 402 00:17:56,800 --> 00:18:00,600 Speaker 5: weekend at Easter. You refuse to walk through, You refuse 403 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,840 Speaker 5: to walk to the other side of the building, and 404 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,040 Speaker 5: you demanded that a producer go and fetch you a 405 00:18:05,119 --> 00:18:07,880 Speaker 5: tea bag from from a room that was a little 406 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:08,680 Speaker 5: bit too far away. 407 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:11,160 Speaker 2: Well, that was on principle because they should have pipmin 408 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,200 Speaker 2: tea in our kitchen as well. 409 00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:13,600 Speaker 5: You hate walking, I know. 410 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:14,080 Speaker 4: Well. 411 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:16,640 Speaker 5: Another final one from me. When I was a child, 412 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:19,120 Speaker 5: when i'd play PlayStation in the front room of my house, 413 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,840 Speaker 5: I thought the toilet was too far away, so I 414 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:27,280 Speaker 5: would we in the heating ducts. I hated walking, rob Rydon, 415 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:33,760 Speaker 5: you'd know him from the trip. He yes, he attached 416 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:35,840 Speaker 5: a fridge to his couch in the living room so 417 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:38,240 Speaker 5: he could keep his beverages in there because he hated 418 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:40,159 Speaker 5: walking to the kitchen. That's the sort of stuff for 419 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:41,959 Speaker 5: after I went to pick up a pizza last night, 420 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,440 Speaker 5: the woman walking talking to the chef who was three 421 00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:46,520 Speaker 5: meters behind her after my order. 422 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:47,120 Speaker 1: And you can't. 423 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:49,239 Speaker 2: I feel like you can't empathize with this at all. 424 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:51,960 Speaker 2: This is because you love walking. That's not your favorit 425 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,800 Speaker 2: thing in the world for me. You go out of 426 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,679 Speaker 2: your way for a walk like some we're going somewhere. 427 00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:58,720 Speaker 2: You'll be like, mate, can we just park a few 428 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:01,440 Speaker 2: blocks back, even though we know there's parks closer to it, 429 00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:02,680 Speaker 2: because you just want to smell the air. 430 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:04,960 Speaker 5: Who knows what we'll see on the way. You know, 431 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:10,240 Speaker 5: it's the journey. Let's go to Daniel here, Daniels, what 432 00:19:10,359 --> 00:19:12,520 Speaker 5: legs have you're going to not to walk? 433 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:12,840 Speaker 1: Mate? 434 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:16,200 Speaker 8: I've trained my dog to get my TV remote for me. 435 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:18,480 Speaker 5: That is, so what do you what do you have 436 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:19,800 Speaker 5: to say? What's the command? 437 00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:23,159 Speaker 8: LEXI give me the remote and she gubs the remote 438 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:25,639 Speaker 8: from wherever it is. She'll sniff it out and she 439 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:26,560 Speaker 8: just brings it to me. 440 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:29,640 Speaker 2: Anywhere from But hang, surely it's on the same spot. 441 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:31,320 Speaker 2: Or do you challenge her? Are you putting it in 442 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:33,000 Speaker 2: difficult places deliberately? 443 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:33,879 Speaker 4: No? 444 00:19:34,359 --> 00:19:36,320 Speaker 8: Well, at the start, at the side, I had to 445 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:38,280 Speaker 8: so I should get the use because sometimes it's in 446 00:19:38,359 --> 00:19:39,520 Speaker 8: the creases of the couch. 447 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:43,560 Speaker 1: She what sort of dog is Lexi? 448 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:46,200 Speaker 8: She's she's a koodale. 449 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:48,800 Speaker 5: Quite clever, Daniel, Daniel, would you be open to me 450 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:51,760 Speaker 5: coming to your house? Apologies for inviting myself over, but 451 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:54,240 Speaker 5: I come to your house. I hide your remote somewhere 452 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,119 Speaker 5: in the house and we see if your dog can 453 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:56,480 Speaker 5: find it. 454 00:19:57,359 --> 00:19:59,040 Speaker 8: You know, if you do that, I'll make you a 455 00:19:59,119 --> 00:20:01,560 Speaker 8: big playoff double Oh, you're on. 456 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:03,800 Speaker 3: Now, Daniel. 457 00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:06,119 Speaker 2: Unfortunately what he is allergic to garlic and onion, so 458 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:07,240 Speaker 2: he has a plate of to bully. 459 00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:12,480 Speaker 5: I'm competitive. I'm still down. I like going off of though. 460 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:16,240 Speaker 1: That's awesome. Yeah, to make it impossible for the dog, I. 461 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:17,680 Speaker 5: Put it in the duney. Isn't that he's gone? 462 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:19,560 Speaker 1: Ian Ian? 463 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,240 Speaker 5: This is your sister hates walking? 464 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,479 Speaker 3: Yes, my sister hates walking. 465 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:27,280 Speaker 6: She used to get in her torrgo van and drive 466 00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:30,600 Speaker 6: two doors down the road to have coffee with her friend. 467 00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:35,280 Speaker 5: Bloody outrageous that he is absolutely my dad. Once there 468 00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:38,320 Speaker 5: was there's a supermarket down the road from him and dad. 469 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:40,560 Speaker 5: I don't know how this happened, but he reckons. He 470 00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:42,960 Speaker 5: chose to drive once. It's a it's a two minute walk. 471 00:20:43,359 --> 00:20:45,760 Speaker 5: He chose. He chose to drive once, and he couldn't 472 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:47,399 Speaker 5: find a car park and he didn't want to go 473 00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:50,520 Speaker 5: back home, so we ended up parking further away from 474 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:56,480 Speaker 5: the supermarket then he was when he started, Now interesting, 475 00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:59,840 Speaker 5: we've got two Steves who have called. We've got Steve 476 00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:00,840 Speaker 5: number one here. 477 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:04,160 Speaker 6: Yeah, hi guys, Yeah. 478 00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:05,359 Speaker 5: Go I mate, you hate walking? 479 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,080 Speaker 3: No, it's it was. 480 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,920 Speaker 7: Actually dead God bless his heart. 481 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:15,320 Speaker 6: Yeah, he would have a car risking. 482 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:16,640 Speaker 3: Beside his bed. 483 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:18,320 Speaker 5: Oh wowow wow. 484 00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:21,399 Speaker 7: So he could have a drink and wouldn't have to 485 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:24,280 Speaker 7: go get up to the fridge during the night in. 486 00:21:24,359 --> 00:21:26,320 Speaker 5: Bed during the night. 487 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,920 Speaker 1: Well they just woke up at two o'clock and was like, God, 488 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:29,520 Speaker 1: wouldn't mind. 489 00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:33,760 Speaker 7: Yeah, I'd want to be in I'll just get one 490 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:36,879 Speaker 7: out of the eski and have a drink. But he 491 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:40,560 Speaker 7: also had a bucket beside his bed. Yeah, so he 492 00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:42,920 Speaker 7: didn't have to get up and go to the toilet. 493 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:48,800 Speaker 1: Wow, Wow, chamber pot, chamber pipe? Who works Steve? Unbelievable? Wow, 494 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,520 Speaker 1: the guy was in there. Sorry, he was going to 495 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:53,480 Speaker 1: see Steve number one. Was he married during all this? 496 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:54,479 Speaker 1: Did he have a partner? 497 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:58,440 Speaker 7: Yeah, my mum she put up with that for a while. 498 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,720 Speaker 5: Yeah she cleaned the buck for did you clean the bucket? 499 00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:03,640 Speaker 3: Steve? He had so empty his own back. 500 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:05,560 Speaker 1: You got to draw the. 501 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:11,120 Speaker 5: Line somewhere, to draw the line somewhere, I reckon Steve. Now, 502 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:15,200 Speaker 5: Steve number two, what do you do? Steve number two? 503 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:21,520 Speaker 8: The restaurant string, but it is really busy, crowded. It's 504 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,280 Speaker 8: hard to get the attention for the waitresses. I don't 505 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:26,120 Speaker 8: I get up and wander around the restaurant. 506 00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:28,720 Speaker 6: Give him my side ring the restaurant. 507 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,680 Speaker 1: I want to talk about this magpie that everyone's talking about. 508 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:46,080 Speaker 5: Oh Molly, Molly could be Holly, Holly could be Mary. 509 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,879 Speaker 1: Beautiful and most beautiful, lovely wardle. 510 00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:57,320 Speaker 2: I believe that's cool. Yeah, so this is lovely story 511 00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:59,960 Speaker 2: about Molly the magpie. I got taken off this family 512 00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:01,960 Speaker 2: because they're like, you can't have a magpie and. 513 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:02,959 Speaker 5: He was best makes with the dog. 514 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:03,960 Speaker 1: Who's best mates of the dog? 515 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:04,680 Speaker 5: Beautiful story. 516 00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:08,320 Speaker 2: Anyway, Molly eventually just picks up and leaves the vets, like, 517 00:23:08,359 --> 00:23:10,639 Speaker 2: you know what, you can't restrict me. All I need 518 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,240 Speaker 2: is an open door, and I can. I've got my 519 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:16,960 Speaker 2: two wings to get out of here. Shot back to 520 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:20,440 Speaker 2: the person's house who actually found Molly wounded originally, and 521 00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:24,360 Speaker 2: there's great footage of you know, just an internet porn. 522 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,080 Speaker 2: Isn't it just a magpie having a bath of the dog. 523 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,479 Speaker 2: Everyone's picked on them. Yeah, it's like, I don't think 524 00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:31,399 Speaker 2: it is mum as a metaphor. Oh sorry, not right, 525 00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:33,199 Speaker 2: magpie and a dog, not in that way. They're having 526 00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:36,240 Speaker 2: a bath together platonically, since they're just hanging out. Anyway, 527 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:38,760 Speaker 2: I thought that was a really great story. Everyone thinks 528 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:40,520 Speaker 2: it's a great story. Right, it's a hot story. It's 529 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:43,040 Speaker 2: buddy everywhere. Yeah, Molly the Magpie, she's back. 530 00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:45,000 Speaker 5: The authorities wanted to take the magpie away. 531 00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:47,000 Speaker 2: Well they did, That's why I just told you. Yeah, 532 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:48,920 Speaker 2: and then she flew back. But what I do want 533 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:54,080 Speaker 2: to talk about is I'm thirty one six. Five things 534 00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:58,560 Speaker 2: that you wish didn't come back oh it anyway, Yes, 535 00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:02,399 Speaker 2: flip it, yeah, tinier, Yeah, it'll be out there that 536 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:03,840 Speaker 2: never leaves, never leaves. 537 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:05,840 Speaker 5: I feel like you've got to work. 538 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:06,520 Speaker 1: Hard to dry it out. 539 00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:08,520 Speaker 5: Yeah, you think, and you think they're over the hill, 540 00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:10,239 Speaker 5: don't you. You're like, I think, I think we're done here. 541 00:24:10,359 --> 00:24:12,800 Speaker 2: I think mold in general, whether it's in between your toes, 542 00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:15,360 Speaker 2: on your roof, yeah it really Yeah. 543 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:18,879 Speaker 1: Going into the wetter months, low waisted jeans I speak. 544 00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:20,240 Speaker 2: I think I speak for every woman over the age 545 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:21,639 Speaker 2: of twenty three when I say they don't want that 546 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:22,600 Speaker 2: come back anytime soon. 547 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:25,119 Speaker 5: I'm very quite uncomfortable a low wated jean. Think so 548 00:24:25,359 --> 00:24:28,760 Speaker 5: on the fashion front, silk boxes, Oh, I mean they 549 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,600 Speaker 5: were cool. They were very cool. I fully get that 550 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:33,000 Speaker 5: it's cool you had to be in your silkies. But gee, 551 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:35,120 Speaker 5: they rode up and they were uncomfortable and they did 552 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:37,040 Speaker 5: not absorb moisture at all. 553 00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:38,320 Speaker 2: Yeah. 554 00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:41,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, once you hit puberty. 555 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:47,200 Speaker 2: Ruby's caught on. Ruby, I imagine you don't want to 556 00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:49,320 Speaker 2: talk about six silk boxes. What what do you wish 557 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:50,160 Speaker 2: doesn't come back? 558 00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:54,720 Speaker 8: Honestly, guys, I love a pair of silk boxes anyway. 559 00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:57,880 Speaker 5: Hang on, a prospective partner or yourself. 560 00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:02,080 Speaker 9: Oh no, no boxes, I find so coffee. 561 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:07,120 Speaker 2: Mate, Now what do you wish doesn't come back? 562 00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:10,960 Speaker 9: I am keeping on the fashion trend and I pray 563 00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:14,200 Speaker 9: that jaggings never ever ever come back. 564 00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:14,720 Speaker 3: What was that? 565 00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:17,280 Speaker 1: There was? There was jeans over leggings. 566 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:20,159 Speaker 7: Jeans leggings combo. 567 00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:21,399 Speaker 1: It's a combo. 568 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:23,920 Speaker 9: Yeah, nice, isn't it? 569 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,760 Speaker 5: Like tights that look like jeans. It looks like you 570 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:29,520 Speaker 5: were in jeans but they're actually tights. Yes, trickery. 571 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:31,720 Speaker 1: I have seen that. 572 00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:32,439 Speaker 5: It's an illusion. 573 00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:34,680 Speaker 2: I'm going to get off fashion here Burgo's catch phrase, 574 00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:36,320 Speaker 2: Let's hope that never comes back, and I'm going to 575 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:37,120 Speaker 2: leap heat. 576 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:38,879 Speaker 1: You have going to heat backs a white head in 577 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:42,000 Speaker 1: with that, the Holy Dolly's. We've got these balls out 578 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:45,560 Speaker 1: of there. The Holy Doollys, I reckon, they sucked. They 579 00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:48,920 Speaker 1: don't come back. And those brand power ads they killed. 580 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:51,080 Speaker 5: They're still around, and Tony Kidman still still. 581 00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:53,000 Speaker 1: I think Daniels killed that. Anyone. 582 00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:59,000 Speaker 2: It's always about like some sort of dietary supplement or 583 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:02,920 Speaker 2: they'll be like muslely, you never believe it. And I 584 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,240 Speaker 2: never got the slogan until recently, just there's helping. 585 00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:05,800 Speaker 1: You buy better. 586 00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:07,560 Speaker 5: God didn't you get about it. 587 00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:09,360 Speaker 1: But I think the emphasis was too heavily on buy. 588 00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:10,399 Speaker 1: So I always thought it was. 589 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,680 Speaker 2: Helping you buy better, as in b why better, but 590 00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:16,359 Speaker 2: it was bu why better? Daniel has got yeah, donyone 591 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:17,920 Speaker 2: else have that helping you buy better? 592 00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:19,280 Speaker 5: Things you buy? 593 00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,960 Speaker 2: You know, I know for a long time the emphasis 594 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,440 Speaker 2: was on the wrong salable. Daniel's called thirty one and 595 00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:27,080 Speaker 2: six 'y five, Daniel, what do you wish doesn't come back? 596 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:32,000 Speaker 5: Croc as in a crocodile, like when you're out in 597 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:33,800 Speaker 5: the world and you see a crock and then it disappears, 598 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:34,520 Speaker 5: and then it comes back. 599 00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,679 Speaker 8: All the shoes you know, as in crocs issue. They 600 00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:38,720 Speaker 8: should have never come back. They should have stayed into 601 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:41,400 Speaker 8: doesn't live into doesn't at all, just like the side 602 00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:44,520 Speaker 8: balls A sideballs and crocs are so overrated. 603 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,120 Speaker 1: They haven't come back though, Like they're here. They're here 604 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:49,200 Speaker 1: right now, Daniel, both good things. 605 00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:54,200 Speaker 8: But still they should have stayed in the past. It's 606 00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:57,840 Speaker 8: it's like they're an old person's shoe locked, not an old. 607 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:06,960 Speaker 5: Gone Hey, it's. 608 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,480 Speaker 1: Hope you're having your wonderful drive home. Got a special 609 00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:12,159 Speaker 1: guest and Nino who's in the studio. 610 00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:12,760 Speaker 3: Welcome there. 611 00:27:13,119 --> 00:27:15,320 Speaker 1: Hello, hello baby. 612 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:20,240 Speaker 2: Finally I saw you first time I saw task Master, 613 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,560 Speaker 2: and you did this really cool thing. I think it 614 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:25,840 Speaker 2: was the first task and I can't remember exactly what 615 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:26,320 Speaker 2: it must not. 616 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:30,560 Speaker 5: Have been that cool because you have no idea if 617 00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:33,240 Speaker 5: it was full you would have remembered. I'm pretty sure 618 00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:39,159 Speaker 5: that's ring you did something on like some cool but 619 00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:44,760 Speaker 5: un memorable. It could be worse. 620 00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:46,600 Speaker 1: I could be a nerd and unmemorable. 621 00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:56,480 Speaker 2: Thank god, it was really really nice because obviously meant 622 00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:57,879 Speaker 2: to be it's meant to be fun and silly, and 623 00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,919 Speaker 2: you did this bit where you were like just very 624 00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:01,800 Speaker 2: honest about the fact that you went through a breakup. 625 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,200 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and you I think you wrote like I 626 00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:06,000 Speaker 1: can't remember exactly what the what the task was, but 627 00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:08,159 Speaker 1: you're not writing on the grass like my heart is broken. 628 00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:08,640 Speaker 5: Yeah. 629 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:10,240 Speaker 2: And the task Masters made to be this really really 630 00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:13,000 Speaker 2: like fun, silly, fun show and I just remember watching that. 631 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:14,800 Speaker 1: I was watching my partner. I was like, that's really sick. 632 00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:16,320 Speaker 1: I really I thought it was really cool that you 633 00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:16,879 Speaker 1: actually did that. 634 00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:19,119 Speaker 2: It was really al It was really ballsy because like, 635 00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:20,840 Speaker 2: obviously you can't do that sort of stuff when you 636 00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:22,399 Speaker 2: got ten commedis and I could just. 637 00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:23,960 Speaker 1: See you like like you're like, oh my god, the 638 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:24,719 Speaker 1: truth is right now. 639 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:26,480 Speaker 2: I'm really heart broken and I want to say it, 640 00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:27,840 Speaker 2: but I'm on a comedy show and I don't know 641 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:28,320 Speaker 2: how to do it. 642 00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:30,520 Speaker 5: When you did it, the task was you had to 643 00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:31,879 Speaker 5: do the what was it? 644 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,200 Speaker 4: It was you had to do the coolest thing with 645 00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:37,760 Speaker 4: a realm of the bravest thing, sorry, the brave with 646 00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:40,880 Speaker 4: a ream of paper. That's right, And I wanted to 647 00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:41,600 Speaker 4: put it in my. 648 00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:42,680 Speaker 1: Butt, but they would have. 649 00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:47,200 Speaker 5: On the show do you do you pitch things to 650 00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:50,080 Speaker 5: produce this? Are you like, okay, guys, here's idea one. 651 00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:52,640 Speaker 5: I'm shelving this. Yeah, yeah, And then you get like 652 00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:56,719 Speaker 5: a no, no, no, I didn't pitch that to them. 653 00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:58,080 Speaker 1: I don't think there was a joke. 654 00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:01,600 Speaker 5: It was a joke, and sometimes I do these things 655 00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:03,120 Speaker 5: for jokes. It's respite. 656 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,080 Speaker 4: It hard to understand, but you'll get there. 657 00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:06,160 Speaker 5: You'll get you just keep up. 658 00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:13,720 Speaker 1: You know, you really got down into the processes there. 659 00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:16,040 Speaker 4: Can you imagine if I was like, I want to 660 00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:19,680 Speaker 4: shove this old it's a very big dream of paper. 661 00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:23,200 Speaker 5: I don't know how that would have even worked. I'm 662 00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:24,560 Speaker 5: a tiny woman, man. 663 00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:28,600 Speaker 2: Nina has a comedy show at the Comedy Festival which 664 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:29,960 Speaker 2: everyone wants to go along and see it. It is 665 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,280 Speaker 2: a bit naughty as you can tell. It's called Nina 666 00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:34,040 Speaker 2: Oyama is coming. If you want to go and check 667 00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:35,920 Speaker 2: it out. Tickets at Nina. 668 00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,200 Speaker 1: On Instagram. If you want to go and get some 669 00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:40,480 Speaker 1: tickets for yourself, keep going. 670 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:41,160 Speaker 4: Thank you. 671 00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:42,440 Speaker 1: Paper up the butthole. 672 00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:45,760 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, So the goal was the task was to 673 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:47,640 Speaker 4: do the bravest thing possible with a ream of paper. 674 00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:52,960 Speaker 4: And I think that being vulnerable is brave because I'm gay, 675 00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:54,760 Speaker 4: a little bit, a little bit. 676 00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:55,160 Speaker 3: A lot. 677 00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:56,000 Speaker 5: I'm a lot gay. 678 00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:59,240 Speaker 4: I'm not technically bisexual, so I'm always like, am I 679 00:29:59,280 --> 00:29:59,800 Speaker 4: allowed to say? 680 00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:01,520 Speaker 5: I'm I fully gay? I think I'm like. 681 00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:02,800 Speaker 4: Ninety five percent gay. 682 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:07,120 Speaker 5: I'm five percent into dudes. So that does mean that 683 00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:08,800 Speaker 5: if if one hundred percent is the people you go for, 684 00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:10,840 Speaker 5: five percent of them are men, or the Barney's be 685 00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:12,640 Speaker 5: a lot higher for you to go for a guy. 686 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:15,400 Speaker 4: Probably why not both, honestly? Sure? 687 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:21,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just reams of paper. 688 00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:26,760 Speaker 3: I want to. 689 00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:30,920 Speaker 4: I thought being vulnerable was the brabest thing that I 690 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,440 Speaker 4: possibly could be. And I had recently gone through a 691 00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:36,760 Speaker 4: breakup with a girl who lived in New Zealand, and 692 00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:39,800 Speaker 4: we were shooting Task Master in New Zealand and so 693 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:43,360 Speaker 4: she was just on my mind constantly because before we 694 00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:45,480 Speaker 4: went through a breakup and then she moved back to 695 00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:48,160 Speaker 4: New Zealand and then I was like great, like you know, 696 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:51,040 Speaker 4: I never have to see her again. And then I 697 00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:53,040 Speaker 4: touched down before Task Master and she straight up just 698 00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:54,640 Speaker 4: messaged me. She was like, hey, I heard you're in 699 00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:57,160 Speaker 4: New Zealand and I was like no. So it was 700 00:30:57,280 --> 00:31:00,400 Speaker 4: just like thinking about her all the time. So yeah, 701 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,400 Speaker 4: I wrote my heart is broken. Yeah. 702 00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:05,120 Speaker 2: Yeahs like the middle of a comedy show, show my 703 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:06,960 Speaker 2: heart is broken, beautiful. 704 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,080 Speaker 1: It was really cool. 705 00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:11,040 Speaker 5: How do you go filming a comedy show when your 706 00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:11,880 Speaker 5: heart is broken? 707 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:12,440 Speaker 1: I don't know. 708 00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:14,600 Speaker 4: I think it's actually better because then you can't you 709 00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:17,560 Speaker 4: have to concentrate on being funny until someone gives your 710 00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:19,280 Speaker 4: room of paper and then you're like, I don't know, 711 00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:22,160 Speaker 4: all my emotions are coming out, but going through a 712 00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:25,760 Speaker 4: breakup is really hard and pushing it down makes everything better. 713 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:30,400 Speaker 5: Before a comedy before a comedy festival, are you like, 714 00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:32,200 Speaker 5: I'm kind of looking to break up? Who everyonem with? 715 00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:34,320 Speaker 5: Just so I can push that down and focus on comedy. 716 00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:38,960 Speaker 4: No, Unfortunately, I'm now in a committed relationship and yeah, 717 00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:40,560 Speaker 4: thank you, thanks, I'm really happy. 718 00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:42,320 Speaker 5: Suck at everybody else. 719 00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:49,120 Speaker 6: Right now. 720 00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:50,240 Speaker 4: It's actually so nice. 721 00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:55,600 Speaker 5: Who would want to be a single? Yuck? No, just kidding, 722 00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:56,040 Speaker 5: just kidding. 723 00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:57,120 Speaker 4: I've been single before. 724 00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,920 Speaker 5: My extend by sympathies. 725 00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:07,560 Speaker 1: On Instagram to get tickets to her show. It's been 726 00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:09,480 Speaker 1: so good to have you. Thank you for having me, 727 00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:13,120 Speaker 1: so nice to meet you. You too, wellbody right now though, Woods, 728 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:16,720 Speaker 1: you've got a little something something Well. 729 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:19,080 Speaker 5: I just think that there's certain things will that we 730 00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:23,280 Speaker 5: individually find very very interesting, and we're not allowed to 731 00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:25,160 Speaker 5: talk about these things on this radio show. 732 00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,920 Speaker 1: Very different for you and me, yes, very different. 733 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:31,120 Speaker 5: Yes, but we don't put these things in the show 734 00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:32,960 Speaker 5: because we're trying to make a show for you guys. 735 00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:37,040 Speaker 5: Every single Thursday. We've been given license to talk about 736 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:41,280 Speaker 5: a thing that really fascinates us individually. It's called hot ology. 737 00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:45,920 Speaker 5: But there is called hot ology, hot ology. There is 738 00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:50,800 Speaker 5: we find a particular ology hot Yeah. There is one 739 00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:54,680 Speaker 5: rule though, Okay, if at any point you find what 740 00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:58,800 Speaker 5: we are talking about boring, you can call on thirteen 741 00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:01,840 Speaker 5: one oh six five and the bit stops. 742 00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:05,880 Speaker 2: Okay, this is the compromise that we reach with Captain 743 00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:08,360 Speaker 2: Poopan's we can talk about whatever we want. Yes, but 744 00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:10,239 Speaker 2: if the call is find a ship, you can call 745 00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:10,920 Speaker 2: up and say. 746 00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:14,280 Speaker 5: So, yes, thirteen one oh sixty five is the number. 747 00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:16,680 Speaker 5: But let's get into my hot ology. 748 00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:20,640 Speaker 4: That's so, that's high. 749 00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:29,360 Speaker 5: So now Pete's obviously calling for something else because I 750 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:32,680 Speaker 5: haven't even started. They've got three calls. 751 00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:33,880 Speaker 1: That's for the quiz. 752 00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:36,720 Speaker 5: Quiz isn't starting, guys, hang on, isn't? 753 00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:37,520 Speaker 3: Can I just ask? 754 00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:39,200 Speaker 1: Do I have to like it as well? Can I 755 00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:40,360 Speaker 1: say you if I think it's ship? 756 00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:42,440 Speaker 5: No, you have to get around me. You have to 757 00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:44,600 Speaker 5: absolutely have to get around me. You have to you 758 00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,080 Speaker 5: have to humor me. Okay, well, I'd love to talk 759 00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:47,760 Speaker 5: about beach. 760 00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:51,560 Speaker 1: Walks if I oh, okay, sorry, sorry, I mean I 761 00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:52,560 Speaker 1: mean okay. 762 00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:55,920 Speaker 5: First first first step with the beach walk I've often 763 00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:59,160 Speaker 5: found is yeah, yes, yes, carry on. That was a 764 00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:02,800 Speaker 5: rude gesture. They're right off now. I think the biggest 765 00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:06,080 Speaker 5: stress you get sometimes with the beach walk is do 766 00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,880 Speaker 5: I carry my thongs with me for the walk? Or 767 00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:10,880 Speaker 5: do I trust that I can leave them at the 768 00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:13,880 Speaker 5: you know, the gateway of the beach, because sometimes when 769 00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:15,960 Speaker 5: I leave my thongs there, I'm like, he's going to 770 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:19,440 Speaker 5: get stolen, but I don't want to carry them, so 771 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:23,759 Speaker 5: that's my best. Yeah, I agree, Thanks Paris. And then 772 00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:26,680 Speaker 5: recently on a beach walk whel I found there were 773 00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:29,600 Speaker 5: these holes on the beach, like heaps, hundreds of holes, right, 774 00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:32,040 Speaker 5: And I did a little bit of research and I 775 00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:33,480 Speaker 5: found out their crab holes. 776 00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:37,320 Speaker 1: Lorraine's called, thank you, Lorain? What are you called for? 777 00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:41,200 Speaker 1: The quiz? Too bad? 778 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:46,279 Speaker 5: Lorraine? Okay, chance, there are these holes on the beach 779 00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:51,279 Speaker 5: in their crabs, and so hundreds and hundreds of holes right, 780 00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:54,920 Speaker 5: and crabs are there. And I was thinking, Lorraine, what's up. 781 00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:57,799 Speaker 8: No, I was just saying that I find you talking 782 00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:00,480 Speaker 8: about the segment boring and I I want. 783 00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:00,600 Speaker 2: To hear it. 784 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:04,160 Speaker 5: Yeah, fair Laraine, that's fair enough. 785 00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:06,960 Speaker 2: Lauraene was the rain calling to say that she found 786 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,320 Speaker 2: what you were talking about boring or us talking about 787 00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:11,560 Speaker 2: the actual bit boring, I don't know. 788 00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:12,480 Speaker 5: I got a bit lost in it.