WEBVTT - Can You Get Chlamydia From Second Hand Clothes? 🦠 👚 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:10.119 The Flex and Rooms Daily Podcast. Oh my gosh, I 0:00:10.160 --> 0:00:16.120 did it again, Laine, pardon me, I'm already in the chorus. 0:00:16.400 --> 0:00:19.680 I did it again. So let the bet right. You're 0:00:19.840 --> 0:00:24.440 you're interrupting me. Are we not doing a call of response? Okay? 0:00:24.480 --> 0:00:29.280 How about this going on? Bebo bebo bet bebo bebo 0:00:29.360 --> 0:00:30.440 bet bebo bebo. 0:00:30.520 --> 0:00:33.200 But we're going down now. Black Eyed Peas two thousand 0:00:33.200 --> 0:00:36.680 and four. Funky business. Not familiar really, damn it was 0:00:36.720 --> 0:00:37.319 like my first CD. 0:00:38.720 --> 0:00:39.360 Anyway. 0:00:40.120 --> 0:00:42.559 I hope you're liking the relaxed format of the podcast everyone. 0:00:42.960 --> 0:00:45.680 I think I prefer it to doing my radio announcing vibes. 0:00:46.159 --> 0:00:47.720 What do you reckon? Brookie? What am I better at? 0:00:48.000 --> 0:00:49.320 Stop putting Brookie on the spot? 0:00:49.840 --> 0:00:50.400 What you know? 0:00:51.240 --> 0:00:53.760 SA key to what you know? Whatever you can deliver? 0:00:54.760 --> 0:00:57.160 Pray grade bitch. Okay. 0:00:57.520 --> 0:00:59.800 In ration today, we're talking about red flags, but not 0:00:59.800 --> 0:01:00.600 in the way that you know it. 0:01:00.680 --> 0:01:02.200 You're not in the boring way because one thing about 0:01:02.200 --> 0:01:04.560 Flex and Rooms, Flex, especially the texts are always going 0:01:04.640 --> 0:01:07.319 to be piping hot. You know, Rooms is not far behind. 0:01:07.600 --> 0:01:10.280 Someone always has to be the second place. Okay, keep the 0:01:10.319 --> 0:01:11.240 seat warm for us. 0:01:11.240 --> 0:01:11.559 Different. 0:01:12.000 --> 0:01:15.600 I like that there's silence and share confirming that what 0:01:15.720 --> 0:01:16.680 was said was correct. 0:01:17.600 --> 0:01:20.479 You know, I'm not even mad. Don't be mad, be hot. 0:01:20.840 --> 0:01:23.160 Anyway, We're gonna talk about red flags and green flags, 0:01:23.360 --> 0:01:24.960 but more ones that you don't expect. 0:01:25.200 --> 0:01:28.399 So I'm expected red flags and green flags courtesy of 0:01:28.800 --> 0:01:31.160 through me and Flex getting out on the town. That's 0:01:31.200 --> 0:01:33.279 all we need to do. Leave the house for content. 0:01:33.319 --> 0:01:35.880 I've seen so many things. It's been a big week. 0:01:36.880 --> 0:01:39.080 If anyone wants invited to any other parties where here, 0:01:39.120 --> 0:01:40.560 we're going to bring a good vibe. 0:01:40.560 --> 0:01:44.400 Well no mingle, no, no, no, no, no, find a really yet. 0:01:44.640 --> 0:01:48.600 Hotties number one. Honestly, if the if you've put in 0:01:48.720 --> 0:01:50.840 effort into the guest list, and you know it's varied. 0:01:51.320 --> 0:01:54.960 I'm talking different industries, different verticals, then sign me up. 0:01:55.000 --> 0:01:57.600 When we went to that in Style launch party and 0:01:57.680 --> 0:01:59.040 they dressed us. 0:01:59.040 --> 0:02:00.440 Yeah, but that was small. I want it to be 0:02:00.480 --> 0:02:03.040 like a little bit loose like live music. 0:02:03.280 --> 0:02:08.920 People like stuff to do, chatty like six hour party. Anyway, 0:02:09.000 --> 0:02:11.679 send us the invite and well definitely it'll be there 0:02:11.680 --> 0:02:14.880 for consideration. Don't spam like if we definitely don't respond 0:02:14.960 --> 0:02:16.160 the first time, don't follow up. 0:02:16.800 --> 0:02:19.440 Speak for yourself. I like a bit of a chase. 0:02:20.639 --> 0:02:22.320 Let's get to it, fleck. 0:02:23.040 --> 0:02:27.200 And before we get any further into things, we have 0:02:27.320 --> 0:02:31.720 to make sure we clear the air. This is flex speaking. 0:02:32.720 --> 0:02:36.320 I feel like, don't you cannot roll your eyes on 0:02:36.360 --> 0:02:38.760 an audio based show, babes, don't do it, scoff if 0:02:38.800 --> 0:02:41.800 you need to, Okay, go for what's it for? 0:02:42.360 --> 0:02:46.440 Gofore before? Yeah, anyway, that's through me over there. 0:02:46.600 --> 0:02:51.320 So for me, Frumy's vibe is very early two thousand's 0:02:51.320 --> 0:02:55.960 Australian news presenter. Yes, correct, Mostly the weather or hard 0:02:56.040 --> 0:02:56.799 hitting journalism. 0:02:56.960 --> 0:02:58.720 Definitely weather, weather adjacent. 0:02:59.200 --> 0:03:03.520 My dream gear is an early morning show panal show 0:03:04.240 --> 0:03:05.600 providing comedic relief. 0:03:05.840 --> 0:03:08.760 Oh yeah, would you get boring? Yeah definitely. 0:03:09.080 --> 0:03:12.080 She'd probably prefer a nightly show than a morning show. 0:03:12.400 --> 0:03:16.400 Oh anyway, Alas, I came here to tell you something 0:03:16.520 --> 0:03:18.160 very particular, which is scary. 0:03:18.280 --> 0:03:20.720 I'm listening. I was an event the other day, a 0:03:20.760 --> 0:03:23.520 Wrangler event that's a gene brand. I was there too. 0:03:23.560 --> 0:03:25.480 For we were there, we had like a brief chat. 0:03:25.919 --> 0:03:28.680 We had the briefest chat I've ever had with you. 0:03:28.800 --> 0:03:30.799 It was so fleeting. I was like, who is she? 0:03:31.120 --> 0:03:32.880 You're not gonna linger around you don't want to speak 0:03:32.880 --> 0:03:34.280 to me in public. Were with a friend. 0:03:34.480 --> 0:03:35.760 I was with a friend. How do we want to 0:03:35.760 --> 0:03:38.120 interrupt the vite? And I was on the graft. 0:03:39.000 --> 0:03:42.840 I was on the graft. She is, we need be 0:03:42.840 --> 0:03:43.839 better allies for John. 0:03:47.280 --> 0:03:49.600 And anyway, I got talking to one of our mutual 0:03:49.640 --> 0:03:52.760 friends who loves vintage clothes. She was wearing a vintage 0:03:53.000 --> 0:03:57.480 John Paul Gortier Gorge top she just bought. And I 0:03:57.520 --> 0:03:59.840 said to her, oh my god, you smell so nice. 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:02.320 You smell like washing detergent. 0:04:02.600 --> 0:04:03.440 I love that smell. 0:04:03.520 --> 0:04:05.440 But like three times it was hidden. There was no 0:04:05.480 --> 0:04:07.720 perfume to be smelled. And she said, yeah, I washed 0:04:07.720 --> 0:04:10.920 my top three times. And I said why and she said, well, 0:04:11.240 --> 0:04:16.279 somebody told me that you can get chlamydia from secondhand clothes. 0:04:16.560 --> 0:04:19.320 I don't believe that. Now. Obviously I googled it. Yeah, 0:04:19.360 --> 0:04:22.520 naturally good at research for the girls. What do we find? 0:04:22.720 --> 0:04:26.040 I tapped in chlamydia from secondhand clothes. Obviously all of 0:04:26.080 --> 0:04:30.000 the words spelled incorrectly. Yeah, because yeah, there's no Yeah. 0:04:30.080 --> 0:04:32.120 My thumbs weren't built to type things properly. 0:04:32.440 --> 0:04:34.120 And this is the result. 0:04:34.360 --> 0:04:37.560 You can only get chlamydia by having intimate sexual intercourse 0:04:38.000 --> 0:04:41.840 with an infected person, not from casual contact, touching the 0:04:41.880 --> 0:04:44.200 other person's clothing or consuming contaminated food. 0:04:44.279 --> 0:04:46.800 Exactly what is this fear mongering? This sounds like an 0:04:46.800 --> 0:04:51.400 onion snows article something. But Tudor wrote in that bedtime, 0:04:51.880 --> 0:04:53.960 So you're gonna like circle back to our mutual friend 0:04:54.000 --> 0:04:54.680 and let them know. 0:04:55.960 --> 0:04:58.839 Maybe I'll just let her. I mean she has high hygiene, 0:04:59.000 --> 0:05:00.000 so I think she'll be right. 0:05:00.000 --> 0:05:01.640 Anyway, you know what I mean, what's the big deal? 0:05:01.680 --> 0:05:03.760 Except like the wasting water element of washing the top 0:05:03.839 --> 0:05:05.240 three times? It makes you feel better, do it? 0:05:05.320 --> 0:05:07.520 True? I fully love. 0:05:08.000 --> 0:05:10.920 I got a washing machine and a dryer, a new one, 0:05:11.080 --> 0:05:13.400 and I've recently switched up washing detergent. 0:05:13.440 --> 0:05:14.920 I'm feeling really good about it. 0:05:15.080 --> 0:05:17.120 I know they say don't use fabric softener because it 0:05:17.120 --> 0:05:20.200 puts a coat of wax on your clothes and it's 0:05:20.200 --> 0:05:22.240 not great for the actual washing miss machine, but like 0:05:22.279 --> 0:05:26.800 it's just like the scent and then anyway. 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:28.400 I love fabric softener. I'm really big into it. 0:05:28.480 --> 0:05:30.800 Well, I yeah, anyway, we'll get into it another time. 0:05:30.839 --> 0:05:34.000 I have washing machine based trauma because I lived without 0:05:34.000 --> 0:05:35.400 a washing machine for about three years. 0:05:35.480 --> 0:05:38.240 Yeah, we all have babe. I was using washing machine service, 0:05:38.520 --> 0:05:42.600 so I wasn't suffering about we've taken the role in house. 0:05:42.640 --> 0:05:45.320 We're taking the role in house. So while you were 0:05:46.360 --> 0:05:48.400 while you were listening to stories about whether or not 0:05:48.440 --> 0:05:51.719 secondhand clothes have chlamydia and let's not spread that. 0:05:52.560 --> 0:05:55.839 Okay, let's not do I've got on here to fact 0:05:55.920 --> 0:05:56.240 check it. 0:05:56.360 --> 0:05:59.880 Great flex and frooms we are talking about on it 0:06:00.040 --> 0:06:03.920 expected red flags. Spring is in the Sun has been out, 0:06:03.960 --> 0:06:06.839 which means I have been r cping yes, two events 0:06:07.040 --> 0:06:09.800 and actually attending, which is a huge feat for me. 0:06:10.000 --> 0:06:15.240 I don't mind canceling last minute two industry events. 0:06:15.680 --> 0:06:17.760 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I canceled a little opera house gig 0:06:17.800 --> 0:06:21.479 the other day opening It was in you are a 0:06:21.600 --> 0:06:24.480 loser for that one. You're a loser, And. 0:06:26.040 --> 0:06:29.000 Yeah for me, canceled on what has to be one 0:06:29.000 --> 0:06:32.200 of the coolest theater shows I've seen in a little while. 0:06:32.520 --> 0:06:34.480 I saw Hotel at Sydney Opera House. 0:06:34.760 --> 0:06:37.040 It was phenomenal. Can't explain it. I don't know what 0:06:37.080 --> 0:06:41.240 was going on, but I think waiters who were also 0:06:41.320 --> 0:06:43.760 the performers, so in between seven Yu cheese they would 0:06:43.800 --> 0:06:49.920 do like a dance break. There were strippers, like wine 0:06:49.960 --> 0:06:53.080 glass strugglers, people doing aerial from the ceiling. 0:06:53.480 --> 0:06:56.000 There was a dancer spinning around on a pole. Yes, 0:06:56.480 --> 0:06:58.400 like people are spinning in the air. I was waiting 0:06:58.440 --> 0:06:59.760 for someone to fall on a table. 0:07:00.200 --> 0:07:03.480 It was phenomenal, luxurious, but for me and I were 0:07:03.520 --> 0:07:07.960 at an industry party together last week. I was people watching, 0:07:08.000 --> 0:07:10.440 as I do, making up fake scenarios in my head 0:07:10.440 --> 0:07:13.600 about them, but also having a lot of fleeting interactions. 0:07:13.640 --> 0:07:14.720 Did you see me grafting? 0:07:15.440 --> 0:07:18.400 You told me you were grafting. I didn't see it, 0:07:18.440 --> 0:07:20.440 but you mentioned by name, and then I went to 0:07:20.480 --> 0:07:22.200 go seek out this person to get a bit of 0:07:22.200 --> 0:07:24.920 a look, and by the time I got to the front, 0:07:25.640 --> 0:07:28.040 he had gone. But I did see you post a 0:07:28.040 --> 0:07:33.840 few stories about said person, So sure, why them? 0:07:34.560 --> 0:07:38.560 Oh someone else? Anyway, continue alas, alas, bit of misinformation, 0:07:38.680 --> 0:07:41.720 bit of fake news. Sorry Trump anyway, listen. 0:07:41.880 --> 0:07:45.040 I was people watching, and while I was people watching, 0:07:45.120 --> 0:07:47.760 I was make up fake scenarios about the interactions people 0:07:47.760 --> 0:07:50.160 were having just in between dead chat and I was 0:07:50.200 --> 0:07:52.360 thinking about unexpected red flags, because when you're in a 0:07:52.440 --> 0:07:54.560 new space with a bunch of new people, you don't 0:07:54.560 --> 0:07:57.160 assume you're gonna like everyone, but I'm always surprised by 0:07:57.200 --> 0:07:59.520 reasons why I don't like people a lot. And I 0:07:59.600 --> 0:08:01.520 was talking to someone I was having a really lovely 0:08:01.560 --> 0:08:04.080 time with, and we were having this hypothetical scenario, or 0:08:04.120 --> 0:08:08.640 I expressed hypothetical scenario. We were in a The venue 0:08:08.720 --> 0:08:11.760 was Mary's Underground, and if you're not familiar, it's like 0:08:11.800 --> 0:08:16.200 an underground venue. You take stairs in, there's one way in, 0:08:16.560 --> 0:08:19.320 one way out. You are below ground. And I said 0:08:19.320 --> 0:08:21.200 to the person I was talking to, what would you 0:08:21.200 --> 0:08:24.560 do with for one hundred cyborgs just walked into the room. Anyway, 0:08:24.840 --> 0:08:28.000 He begins to go through this really earnest, like considered, 0:08:28.160 --> 0:08:30.760 nuanced response of his escape plan, and I was like, oh, 0:08:30.800 --> 0:08:33.800 you're escaping, Like what if they're just guests, you know 0:08:33.800 --> 0:08:35.800 what I'm Anyway, We're talking about this for like half 0:08:35.800 --> 0:08:38.680 an hour. Then a couple of acquaintances pull up and 0:08:38.720 --> 0:08:41.240 they're like, what are you speaking about? And we explain 0:08:41.800 --> 0:08:44.839 and their response was so minimizing. 0:08:45.120 --> 0:08:47.400 They were like, this is what you're talking about. Yeah, 0:08:47.559 --> 0:08:48.160 we're having. 0:08:48.000 --> 0:08:50.920 A really hilarious conversation and we get the benefit of 0:08:50.960 --> 0:08:52.520 the doubt. We were like, oh, we'll just like coach 0:08:52.600 --> 0:08:55.640 them through how to use your bloody brain to think creatively, 0:08:55.679 --> 0:08:57.200 and it was not happening, and I was like, oh 0:08:57.240 --> 0:09:00.839 my goodness, this is giving red flag. I hated it. 0:09:01.080 --> 0:09:03.760 And so what I did were these people that you 0:09:03.800 --> 0:09:07.760 had friends with, mutual friends, we Sally there. Sally was there, 0:09:07.880 --> 0:09:09.360 but not in this conversation because she know I was 0:09:09.400 --> 0:09:10.920 on the graft, Babe, she was on the graft. 0:09:11.000 --> 0:09:14.880 No, she knew I was on the graph. Oh yeah, yeah. 0:09:14.920 --> 0:09:18.720 So the people that had come up were like fringe, fringe, 0:09:19.000 --> 0:09:21.640 fringe party friends. I would say, like, we go to 0:09:21.679 --> 0:09:24.120 the same events, la la, la la. They like the 0:09:24.160 --> 0:09:27.559 proximity too. They want to be perceived as closer than 0:09:27.600 --> 0:09:30.520 we are, you know what I'm saying. But it was 0:09:30.559 --> 0:09:34.400 such a buzzkill because I think it was just the 0:09:34.440 --> 0:09:37.000 contrast of like having this conversation. I was like, Oh 0:09:37.000 --> 0:09:40.760 my goodness, how hilarious. Everyone's just like The best way 0:09:40.760 --> 0:09:42.199 I can explain it is, I think it's a skill 0:09:42.480 --> 0:09:45.760 to talk about silly things. Seriously, some people just don't 0:09:45.760 --> 0:09:47.920 have it, and they're not my people. I can't play 0:09:47.960 --> 0:09:49.840 with you like that because that's what I'm trying to do. 0:09:49.920 --> 0:09:52.640 Play full time, talk about silly things. Have a laugh, 0:09:52.800 --> 0:09:55.520 switch it up. These people just could not get where 0:09:55.520 --> 0:09:57.560 we were coming from. And I was like, you're actually 0:09:57.760 --> 0:10:00.400 dressing me out, Like I don't understand why you understand 0:10:00.400 --> 0:10:01.400 this is hilarious. 0:10:01.559 --> 0:10:03.720 If it's like, if you feel that way, you gotta 0:10:03.720 --> 0:10:05.160 bring something better to the table. 0:10:05.280 --> 0:10:05.760 That's it. 0:10:05.840 --> 0:10:08.120 You can't just critique and linger. We're trying to get 0:10:08.120 --> 0:10:08.720 back into it. 0:10:08.760 --> 0:10:10.559 Is that like when I laughed about the alien story? 0:10:10.760 --> 0:10:11.440 Or is that different? 0:10:12.240 --> 0:10:17.840 No, that's like if I said to you, imagine you 0:10:17.920 --> 0:10:21.880 walk into the studio and Brooke had been body snatched, 0:10:21.920 --> 0:10:24.040 and the only way I knew is that before you came. 0:10:23.920 --> 0:10:26.360 To the studio. She helped me against the wall by 0:10:26.400 --> 0:10:26.920 my throat. 0:10:27.280 --> 0:10:29.640 She says, if you dare tell Room, I'm not the 0:10:29.679 --> 0:10:31.920 real Brook, I'm gonna miss you up right. 0:10:32.720 --> 0:10:34.480 What would you do? Well? 0:10:34.720 --> 0:10:36.520 I think it would be a mistake if you told me, 0:10:36.559 --> 0:10:43.120 because I started with Brook. I want you if anyone's 0:10:43.120 --> 0:10:45.840 getting body snatched, it's you or it's Josh. 0:10:45.960 --> 0:10:47.840 It's definitely Josh. So Josh is our. 0:10:48.280 --> 0:10:55.120 Josh does our what's the title Josh he does creative producer. Yeah, 0:10:55.240 --> 0:11:01.400 he takes our videos, edits her videos, and I vote 0:11:01.480 --> 0:11:04.760 humans the body snatcher. Yeah, he's so polite and lovely. 0:11:04.960 --> 0:11:07.040 But do you see how like you have met me 0:11:07.120 --> 0:11:09.280 with the same energy, Like you've considered it, you've thought 0:11:09.280 --> 0:11:11.920 about it. We're now riffing off. We've created this beautiful 0:11:11.920 --> 0:11:15.679 little riff sound Josh. Yeah, you bring it in. You 0:11:15.800 --> 0:11:17.360 bringing it in the rest of the team. It's going 0:11:17.400 --> 0:11:20.000 really well. Now what I hate is if you were 0:11:20.040 --> 0:11:21.960 like that wouldn't happen where I don't get it. 0:11:22.000 --> 0:11:24.640 Why you have this conversation? Shut up? Does it matter? 0:11:24.800 --> 0:11:25.960 Let me enjoy things? 0:11:26.000 --> 0:11:27.640 And so I thought, you know that is and it's 0:11:27.679 --> 0:11:30.560 an unexpected red flag because I just walk around the 0:11:30.559 --> 0:11:32.480 world assuming that people are just down to have a 0:11:32.480 --> 0:11:34.800 fun little chat, and most people are not. 0:11:35.280 --> 0:11:36.920 Unfortunately, I think people are down to. 0:11:36.840 --> 0:11:40.440 Be entertained by these ideas, but to join you in 0:11:40.520 --> 0:11:42.840 the same way, add their little bit, a bit of 0:11:42.840 --> 0:11:44.360 seasoning to the conversation, they can't do it. 0:11:44.440 --> 0:11:46.480 That's really surprising to me because I think if anyone 0:11:46.520 --> 0:11:49.080 knows anything about you, that like, what kind of conversation 0:11:49.200 --> 0:11:49.880 can they expect? 0:11:49.960 --> 0:11:52.120 Literally, this is what and then if you've got a link, 0:11:52.120 --> 0:11:55.839 please go, please go anyway getting in the way of 0:11:55.840 --> 0:11:57.199 the graft to get you the way of the graft 0:11:57.240 --> 0:12:00.680 and the good conversation. Because I'm learning the future conversation, 0:12:00.679 --> 0:12:03.160 I'm still his answer. Use it for the next conversation. 0:12:03.760 --> 0:12:06.280 Always mining data. What's your unexpected red flag? 0:12:06.280 --> 0:12:11.320 Do you think? Unexpected? Okay? Okay, okay? Can you can 0:12:11.360 --> 0:12:12.760 you like give me a bit of time to think 0:12:12.800 --> 0:12:14.839 about it? I don't mind doing that. Yeah, okay. Can 0:12:14.880 --> 0:12:16.760 I think of a couple? Can you think of a couple? 0:12:17.240 --> 0:12:19.600 Think about them in silence? Please? I can't think of 0:12:19.640 --> 0:12:23.480 science unexpected red flag? Oh Brooks, shut up, get off it. 0:12:26.520 --> 0:12:27.480 Don't make me say it again. 0:12:27.720 --> 0:12:32.160 She's fighting, she's burking, baking, flex is in her own 0:12:32.160 --> 0:12:32.679 personal health. 0:12:32.720 --> 0:12:37.080 Honestly, I'm not far behind. I'm not far be fucking hind. 0:12:37.240 --> 0:12:39.760 Brookie says he unexpected red flags people who enjoy this 0:12:39.840 --> 0:12:40.679 well of their own farts. 0:12:40.679 --> 0:12:42.240 If I can't enjoy this well on my own flat, 0:12:42.280 --> 0:12:48.439 what can I do? What can I do? Unexpected red flag? Hmm? 0:12:49.559 --> 0:12:55.240 Oh there's so many, Oh, there's so many. As she proceeds, 0:12:57.000 --> 0:12:59.560 this is indicative of my brain space. Guys, I think 0:12:59.720 --> 0:13:06.280 cod gave me brain stupidness. I'm honestly struggling, like I'm 0:13:06.280 --> 0:13:11.840 ready to throw the towel in you're aquitter. That's unexpected 0:13:11.880 --> 0:13:18.480 red flag. Their parents are cool in like quotation marks, 0:13:19.000 --> 0:13:22.280 like people with really cool parents freak me out, Like 0:13:22.320 --> 0:13:26.280 if your parents think you're cooler than your offspring and 0:13:26.320 --> 0:13:27.280 me red. 0:13:27.040 --> 0:13:29.040 Flag one was cub Okay. 0:13:29.040 --> 0:13:31.520 So let's say you're dating someone, yes, and they've got 0:13:31.559 --> 0:13:33.400 parents who are really cool. They're cool in the eighties, 0:13:33.400 --> 0:13:36.439 they're in a band like dudes of drugs, Like they're 0:13:36.480 --> 0:13:38.880 really cool. And then you rock up and like the 0:13:38.920 --> 0:13:41.800 parents are still a bit hot and like you're like 0:13:41.840 --> 0:13:45.079 a normal person, give. 0:13:44.880 --> 0:13:47.840 Me unresolved you what happened? 0:13:48.400 --> 0:13:51.439 And like they're still cool and they talk about how 0:13:51.520 --> 0:13:54.760 when they were cool. Like I want any any ancestor 0:13:54.800 --> 0:13:59.720 above me to be blessed potential ancestor, yeah, to be 0:13:59.800 --> 0:14:02.360 less cool than me. Okay, so that's my red flag. 0:14:02.520 --> 0:14:04.480 So yeah, need I say more? 0:14:04.600 --> 0:14:07.240 You don't? Actually, actually I want to spread some green 0:14:07.280 --> 0:14:10.840 flags with you now, yeah, because let's do. Okay, unexpected 0:14:10.840 --> 0:14:11.440 green flag. 0:14:11.559 --> 0:14:15.920 People who can speak earnestly about silly things, seriously. 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:19.560 Unexpected green flag. You like the musician Maker, I can 0:14:19.600 --> 0:14:24.320 do bruh, yeah I can. He is queer. 0:14:24.600 --> 0:14:28.040 Okay, I just really rocked my will. I'm not saying 0:14:28.080 --> 0:14:29.320 I can't have a crush room anymore. 0:14:29.360 --> 0:14:31.760 Oh, you shouldn't maintain that crush It's like, oh, my goodness. 0:14:31.760 --> 0:14:33.320 When I was telling you, when I was at the 0:14:33.320 --> 0:14:35.200 Funk yesterday and this gay guy taught me about the 0:14:35.200 --> 0:14:36.080 triangle eye theory. 0:14:36.400 --> 0:14:37.640 So I posted on the internet. 0:14:37.640 --> 0:14:41.080 Everyone's like, oh, like I thought he was a nail 0:14:41.080 --> 0:14:42.080 emoge and like he is. 0:14:42.680 --> 0:14:44.760 Can we not try the eye theory? Can I not 0:14:44.960 --> 0:14:48.440 mac on with this guy? Please? Facts you guys approved, Sorry, 0:14:48.480 --> 0:14:51.600 it's true, it's true. I can expected green flags one more. Oh, 0:14:51.640 --> 0:14:54.440 unexpected red flag? Green? Oh, unexpected green flag? Do you 0:14:54.480 --> 0:14:56.200 have a red one? As I say now polish, but 0:14:56.240 --> 0:14:58.520 that's pretty clear. Is that a red or green flag? Oh? 0:14:58.560 --> 0:15:01.880 The biggest red flag ever? Really leave it alone. Don't 0:15:01.880 --> 0:15:04.280 come for my community. I'm into it unless you're going 0:15:04.320 --> 0:15:06.600 with the OPI shades. They're hitting me with the b 0:15:06.840 --> 0:15:08.520 ys like bootlegs. 0:15:09.040 --> 0:15:09.600 No, I want. 0:15:09.880 --> 0:15:15.160 Unexpected green flag gets manicures like in the salon painted. 0:15:15.320 --> 0:15:18.880 Unexpected green flag gets their eyebrows wax, and have done 0:15:18.920 --> 0:15:19.920 so since I fifteen. 0:15:20.360 --> 0:15:24.080 Yeah, yeah, yeah, unexpected green flag use. 0:15:24.080 --> 0:15:30.440 Lip bum, Unexpected green flag. Friends with their siblings. Yeah, 0:15:30.600 --> 0:15:31.240 you don't like that. 0:15:31.280 --> 0:15:32.280 I love those siblings. 0:15:32.320 --> 0:15:34.560 If their siblings are really nice, if the siblings are mean, 0:15:34.800 --> 0:15:38.880 Green flag, red flag. Okay, wait, stay there for one second. 0:15:38.920 --> 0:15:39.320 Hold on. 0:15:39.920 --> 0:15:42.600 We cannot wait for this, No you can. It's a podcast. 0:15:43.520 --> 0:15:46.680 People like dead air on podcasts. It makes me chill. 0:15:49.480 --> 0:15:53.160 Anyway, we must stop. We're gonna wrap it up. Look, 0:15:54.400 --> 0:15:56.840 red flags and green flags, they'll save your life. 0:15:56.960 --> 0:15:59.240 Red flag for when we got to quit. Brooks legs 0:15:59.240 --> 0:16:02.840 start shaking. You notice that brook starts jumping her leg 0:16:02.920 --> 0:16:03.400 up and down. 0:16:05.600 --> 0:16:08.120 This is flex and frooms on. 0:16:08.800 --> 0:16:11.920 It just feels like we have a story for every situation. 0:16:12.000 --> 0:16:14.360 We haven't even scratched the surface. It's true, and this 0:16:14.440 --> 0:16:18.200 one is demonic. I want to give everyone a extreme warning. 0:16:18.520 --> 0:16:18.680 Now. 0:16:18.720 --> 0:16:21.720 At times we give content warnings, maybe once or twice. 0:16:21.800 --> 0:16:22.720 This one's really big. 0:16:22.800 --> 0:16:24.840 It's probably the biggest we've done in the six months 0:16:24.840 --> 0:16:25.600 that we've been on air. 0:16:26.160 --> 0:16:28.520 This is a story involving a nipple ring. If you 0:16:28.520 --> 0:16:29.800 are from Melbourne. 0:16:29.520 --> 0:16:32.680 More specifically the Eastern Suburbs Southeast Suburbs, you may know 0:16:32.800 --> 0:16:34.720 this story that I'm about to say about a nipple ring. 0:16:34.760 --> 0:16:38.480 But for everyone else, strapping I was at a party 0:16:38.720 --> 0:16:41.920 on the weekend. Okay, and a friend of mine tells 0:16:41.920 --> 0:16:44.920 me a story. We're talking about nipple rings. Essentially, my 0:16:44.960 --> 0:16:47.520 friend came out or in a sheer top. No brah, 0:16:47.560 --> 0:16:49.120 we go, oh my god, you should get a nipple 0:16:49.160 --> 0:16:51.440 ring with that top. And a girl says, hold on 0:16:51.480 --> 0:16:54.520 a second, I've got a story for you. Oh no, 0:16:54.600 --> 0:16:56.440 this is the worst thing I've ever I've been thinking 0:16:56.480 --> 0:16:56.800 about it. 0:16:56.880 --> 0:17:01.160 I don't everyone want to hear it. A friend of 0:17:01.240 --> 0:17:05.600 her friend she had taken her nippleing out, and she 0:17:05.680 --> 0:17:08.639 looked down and she saw a little boob pube hanging. 0:17:08.359 --> 0:17:09.520 Out of her nipples. So she. 0:17:11.160 --> 0:17:19.080 Down plucked her boob pube and st simultaneously shag her 0:17:19.119 --> 0:17:20.480 pants and then passed out. 0:17:20.600 --> 0:17:22.679 And when she came to so it turns out it 0:17:22.720 --> 0:17:31.040 was just an bending And if you google endings they 0:17:31.040 --> 0:17:38.240 look like little hairs. What that is? Oh my god? 0:17:38.280 --> 0:17:39.440 I love the heavy gee. 0:17:41.800 --> 0:17:47.760 No, I can't get them because mytograph No, they go out. 0:17:49.040 --> 0:17:50.160 My eyes twitching again. 0:17:50.760 --> 0:17:53.680 Maybe the twitches from stress, because why is my eye twitching? 0:17:54.359 --> 0:17:54.679 No? 0:17:56.560 --> 0:17:58.840 That is I don't even want to ask more details. 0:17:58.880 --> 0:18:01.920 I'm really so do we know the girl? 0:18:01.960 --> 0:18:03.040 Can we? Can we reach out. 0:18:03.080 --> 0:18:05.199 So I put a snippet on my story and a 0:18:05.240 --> 0:18:08.400 friend of mine who went to particular school in Melbourne said, 0:18:08.800 --> 0:18:10.880 isn't this a what's it called? 0:18:11.240 --> 0:18:14.359 When it's a lot old wives tale? Old wives tales? Hoax? 0:18:14.560 --> 0:18:16.399 And then I messaged the friend who told me the 0:18:16.440 --> 0:18:19.159 story and I said, my friend said, I screenshot it, 0:18:19.440 --> 0:18:21.600 and he's like, oh, I heard this story at this school, 0:18:21.920 --> 0:18:23.840 and Margo goes, Yep, the girl went to that school. 0:18:24.280 --> 0:18:26.800 Oh so it actually happened to that school that my 0:18:26.880 --> 0:18:29.600 ole friend really Yeah, okay, she. 0:18:29.600 --> 0:18:30.480 Might be a bit scarred. 0:18:30.800 --> 0:18:33.399 But apparently if you touch a nerve ending because I 0:18:33.400 --> 0:18:35.720 started redditing it, the pain is so bad that you 0:18:35.800 --> 0:18:37.400 pass out and bombing yourself. 0:18:37.600 --> 0:18:40.520 I'm not surprised. So yeah, that's my story. Glad I've 0:18:40.520 --> 0:18:45.240 got a reaction. Final notes herself. Don't get nipple piercings. 0:18:45.680 --> 0:18:47.600 I have not heard a good story about nipple pier 0:18:47.600 --> 0:18:49.399 sing Never I talk to who has one, who's like, 0:18:49.400 --> 0:18:51.600 they never really heal, always kind of crusty. 0:18:52.000 --> 0:18:53.240 What happens to only have a baby. 0:18:53.400 --> 0:18:56.200 The milk's squirting everywhere, Well, the milk's not like a sprinkler. 0:18:56.359 --> 0:18:58.480 Okay, okay, what do you mean. 0:18:58.400 --> 0:19:01.000 The milk's coming out with the coming Yeah, but I 0:19:01.040 --> 0:19:03.639 would assume that I guess, yeah, it is coming out 0:19:03.680 --> 0:19:04.120 of three holes. 0:19:04.119 --> 0:19:06.359 Actually, no one teaches you this in new poor rings. 0:19:06.400 --> 0:19:09.879 They don't. They don't. This is flex and frooms. 0:19:10.920 --> 0:19:13.040 Have you or have you not eaten an Uncle Toby's 0:19:13.359 --> 0:19:15.360