Speaker 1: Got anything good. Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Welcome to Christian O'Connell's show. Hello Maria, Christian, small thing,
Speaker 1: big rage. My husband pills that small sticker that comes
Speaker 1: on the fruit. Puts them everywhere about the bloody bin,
Speaker 1: random drawers, cardboards, wuine glasses. He's doing it on purpose.
Speaker 1: I find them stuck to the dog stimes, or even
Speaker 1: the side of a play, even the filter of the dishwasher.
Speaker 1: So sometimes to retaliate, we have all these sign it
Speaker 1: wars in the relationship. Sometimes sometimes to react to retaliate,
Speaker 1: I stick them on his bike called helmet. Maria. That's great, Patsy.
Speaker 1: How's everything get home with you?
Speaker 2: Oh, we've got a bit of a situation at home.
Speaker 2: So we've got a Darling cleaner who honestly is like
Speaker 2: Mary Poppins that comes every Friday. She's amazing, she's so gorgeous.
Speaker 1: We love her. It must be a reign of terror. Maria,
Speaker 1: are you finishing today? Because I'm getting this finger on
Speaker 1: the top of this door, and so you put that
Speaker 1: little body down her. No wonder she's leaving, No wonder,
Speaker 1: she's leaving again. The industry Australia.
Speaker 2: Mary Poppins after her spirit was broken. No, she's moving
Speaker 2: to Queensland.
Speaker 1: Mistake. Yeah, no, No, it's a long long away from you.
Speaker 2: She's moving from Queensland. And when she told us, you
Speaker 2: could hear our hearts breaking because she's not only brilliant
Speaker 2: at what she does, but she's just a delight to
Speaker 2: have in the house.
Speaker 1: So how long have you had her?
Speaker 2: About five or six years?
Speaker 1: Oh, she'll be part of your life? Then, oh she is?
Speaker 2: And you know she'll do little things like she's knitted
Speaker 2: Audrey little blankets for a bed and Audery will come
Speaker 2: home from.
Speaker 1: School and she's just fine. It's reminded me of when
Speaker 1: we were watching Paddington too. That's a housekeeper family has
Speaker 1: this old scott Is.
Speaker 2: The housekeeper said like, I want one of those used
Speaker 2: to live with us.
Speaker 1: And it does things like make you a nice if
Speaker 1: you're not feeling well.
Speaker 2: She's so special and.
Speaker 1: You're already going to mess it. She'll leave a big hole.
Speaker 2: Really really and she comes on a Friday, which is
Speaker 2: our bin day, and we we do not ask her
Speaker 2: ever to do anything other than cleaning, right, but she'll
Speaker 2: leave it.
Speaker 1: Have you finished? That bends? Put themselves out to be
Speaker 1: in one of them.
Speaker 2: No, but you even bring the beans in and do
Speaker 2: all this stuff that's not aladgeous anyway, will both of
Speaker 2: you are reclined.
Speaker 1: These bons won't themselves anyway? Squeeze it and then clean
Speaker 1: it up.
Speaker 2: No, So we're screening for a new cleaner to come anyway,
Speaker 2: a tough job, like it's not. They're not just a cleaner, though,
Speaker 2: are they? Like they do so much more. They actually
Speaker 2: keep your life on its axis as you go into
Speaker 2: the new week.
Speaker 1: Anyway, So how's it going so far on the recruitment drawing.
Speaker 2: Well, this lady came and she was very very highly recommended.
Speaker 2: A couple of girlfriends get her. She's got so many
Speaker 2: references like they adore her as well. Anyway, she came
Speaker 2: to the door yesterday she said, I'll pop over, come
Speaker 2: have a look at the house, give you a quote. Yeah, yep,
Speaker 2: sounds good. Anyway, Only when I opened the door, it
Speaker 2: was like she was or is absolutely stunning. She was
Speaker 2: I'm talking like off the Vogue catwalk stunning.
Speaker 1: She is behind her gorgeous.
Speaker 2: No. So, anyway, I showed her around the house and Chris.
Speaker 1: Did you know why you're doing this. You're only doing
Speaker 1: this out of politeness. You're not having a fox in
Speaker 1: the hen house.
Speaker 2: No, correct, And she left and Chris said, I think
Speaker 2: she'd be brilliant replacement.
Speaker 1: A lot of extra stuff I doing around the house
Speaker 1: path I'll tell me about.
Speaker 2: I said, it's not happening. He goes, well, no, she's
Speaker 2: got all the criteria we need. She's too pretty, that's why.
Speaker 2: And when you're working from home, it's no.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not supposed to ever talk about this. But
Speaker 1: Sarah fired years ago. Are cleaner, but who was not unattractive? Right?
Speaker 1: So she was with us for quite a few months.
Speaker 1: Sarah used to used to say, she's she's too friendly
Speaker 1: with you. She's too friendly with you. I went, she's
Speaker 1: just She says, I'm just friendly. Want to come in
Speaker 1: and chat with her? Maker a cup of tea, and
Speaker 1: she goes, tell me what she does. She lasts too
Speaker 1: too loudly at your jokes. So I'm a professional funny man.
Speaker 1: That's a that's a normal no. No, no, she goes, no, No,
Speaker 1: I know what you are and you ain't that so
Speaker 1: this hot she was actually a smoke show. She she went,
Speaker 1: she got she got fight for hotness, The Christian O'Connell
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