WEBVTT - MINI: Cleaners

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<v Speaker 1>Got anything good. Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Christian O'Connell's show. Hello Maria, Christian, small thing,

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<v Speaker 1>big rage. My husband pills that small sticker that comes

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<v Speaker 1>on the fruit. Puts them everywhere about the bloody bin,

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<v Speaker 1>random drawers, cardboards, wuine glasses. He's doing it on purpose.

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<v Speaker 1>I find them stuck to the dog stimes, or even

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<v Speaker 1>the side of a play, even the filter of the dishwasher.

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<v Speaker 1>So sometimes to retaliate, we have all these sign it

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<v Speaker 1>wars in the relationship. Sometimes sometimes to react to retaliate,

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<v Speaker 1>I stick them on his bike called helmet. Maria. That's great, Patsy.

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<v Speaker 1>How's everything get home with you?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, we've got a bit of a situation at home.

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<v Speaker 2>So we've got a Darling cleaner who honestly is like

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<v Speaker 2>Mary Poppins that comes every Friday. She's amazing, she's so gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 1>We love her. It must be a reign of terror. Maria,

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<v Speaker 1>are you finishing today? Because I'm getting this finger on

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<v Speaker 1>the top of this door, and so you put that

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<v Speaker 1>little body down her. No wonder she's leaving, No wonder,

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<v Speaker 1>she's leaving again. The industry Australia.

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<v Speaker 2>Mary Poppins after her spirit was broken. No, she's moving

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<v Speaker 2>to Queensland.

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<v Speaker 1>Mistake. Yeah, no, No, it's a long long away from you.

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<v Speaker 2>She's moving from Queensland. And when she told us, you

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<v Speaker 2>could hear our hearts breaking because she's not only brilliant

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<v Speaker 2>at what she does, but she's just a delight to

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<v Speaker 2>have in the house.

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<v Speaker 1>So how long have you had her?

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<v Speaker 2>About five or six years?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, she'll be part of your life? Then, oh she is?

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<v Speaker 2>And you know she'll do little things like she's knitted

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<v Speaker 2>Audrey little blankets for a bed and Audery will come

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<v Speaker 2>home from.

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<v Speaker 1>School and she's just fine. It's reminded me of when

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<v Speaker 1>we were watching Paddington too. That's a housekeeper family has

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<v Speaker 1>this old scott Is.

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<v Speaker 2>The housekeeper said like, I want one of those used

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<v Speaker 2>to live with us.

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<v Speaker 1>And it does things like make you a nice if

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<v Speaker 1>you're not feeling well.

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<v Speaker 2>She's so special and.

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<v Speaker 1>You're already going to mess it. She'll leave a big hole.

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<v Speaker 2>Really really and she comes on a Friday, which is

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<v Speaker 2>our bin day, and we we do not ask her

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<v Speaker 2>ever to do anything other than cleaning, right, but she'll

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<v Speaker 2>leave it.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you finished? That bends? Put themselves out to be

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<v Speaker 1>in one of them.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but you even bring the beans in and do

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<v Speaker 2>all this stuff that's not aladgeous anyway, will both of

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<v Speaker 2>you are reclined.

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<v Speaker 1>These bons won't themselves anyway? Squeeze it and then clean

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<v Speaker 1>it up.

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<v Speaker 2>No, So we're screening for a new cleaner to come anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>a tough job, like it's not. They're not just a cleaner, though,

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<v Speaker 2>are they? Like they do so much more. They actually

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<v Speaker 2>keep your life on its axis as you go into

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<v Speaker 2>the new week.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, So how's it going so far on the recruitment drawing.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, this lady came and she was very very highly recommended.

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<v Speaker 2>A couple of girlfriends get her. She's got so many

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<v Speaker 2>references like they adore her as well. Anyway, she came

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<v Speaker 2>to the door yesterday she said, I'll pop over, come

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<v Speaker 2>have a look at the house, give you a quote. Yeah, yep,

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<v Speaker 2>sounds good. Anyway, Only when I opened the door, it

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<v Speaker 2>was like she was or is absolutely stunning. She was

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<v Speaker 2>I'm talking like off the Vogue catwalk stunning.

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<v Speaker 1>She is behind her gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 2>No. So, anyway, I showed her around the house and Chris.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you know why you're doing this. You're only doing

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<v Speaker 1>this out of politeness. You're not having a fox in

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<v Speaker 1>the hen house.

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<v Speaker 2>No, correct, And she left and Chris said, I think

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<v Speaker 2>she'd be brilliant replacement.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of extra stuff I doing around the house

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<v Speaker 1>path I'll tell me about.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, it's not happening. He goes, well, no, she's

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<v Speaker 2>got all the criteria we need. She's too pretty, that's why.

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<v Speaker 2>And when you're working from home, it's no.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not supposed to ever talk about this. But

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<v Speaker 1>Sarah fired years ago. Are cleaner, but who was not unattractive? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>So she was with us for quite a few months.

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<v Speaker 1>Sarah used to used to say, she's she's too friendly

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<v Speaker 1>with you. She's too friendly with you. I went, she's

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<v Speaker 1>just She says, I'm just friendly. Want to come in

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<v Speaker 1>and chat with her? Maker a cup of tea, and

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<v Speaker 1>she goes, tell me what she does. She lasts too

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<v Speaker 1>too loudly at your jokes. So I'm a professional funny man.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a that's a normal no. No, no, she goes, no, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I know what you are and you ain't that so

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<v Speaker 1>this hot she was actually a smoke show. She she went,

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<v Speaker 1>she got she got fight for hotness, The Christian O'Connell

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