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Thank you 0:00:35.600 --> 0:00:36.240 for downloading. 0:00:36.400 --> 0:00:36.760 I hope you. 0:00:36.840 --> 0:00:41.360 Will live from level two twenty one to thirty one 0:00:41.800 --> 0:00:46.920 Wood Street, Wretchman, This is the Christian o'condinal Breakfast Show 0:00:47.400 --> 0:00:49.800 on Melbourn's Gold one oh four point three. 0:00:51.880 --> 0:00:57.440 So are we are our two hundred good Morning Show 0:00:57.560 --> 0:00:58.760 number fifty one. 0:01:00.000 --> 0:01:01.640 We're into a whole new area now showing them a 0:01:01.680 --> 0:01:04.319 fifty one Good Morning is three minutes past six Wednesday 0:01:04.360 --> 0:01:08.560 morning God won a four point three So yesterday evening 0:01:08.720 --> 0:01:12.080 watched two stories see how Hamish Nandy getting on. 0:01:12.120 --> 0:01:13.520 That's a very good episode. 0:01:13.680 --> 0:01:17.360 But if you saw episode three having a revolving restaurant 0:01:17.880 --> 0:01:22.440 and then details start coming in about Andy Lee is 0:01:22.480 --> 0:01:27.679 in hospital with the old bum grapes medical term Latin 0:01:27.800 --> 0:01:33.520 terminology there for you rectus grapes fruitus. 0:01:33.560 --> 0:01:35.880 He had to go in yesterday. It's a routine procedure. 0:01:35.959 --> 0:01:39.399 But I think they send in like obviously a man 0:01:39.440 --> 0:01:40.560 of Andy stature. 0:01:40.959 --> 0:01:42.520 It's not like the rest of us. You know, what 0:01:42.640 --> 0:01:45.440 about medicare he actually has. I didn't wontize this. You know, 0:01:45.480 --> 0:01:46.360 he's got his own. 0:01:46.480 --> 0:01:51.280 Hospital, so you never see Hamish Nandy in a hospital 0:01:51.280 --> 0:01:51.800 bed next to you. 0:01:51.960 --> 0:01:54.800 They have their own wing. All the tough bum doctors 0:01:55.200 --> 0:01:55.720 in the world. 0:01:57.200 --> 0:02:00.680 They mended his bum grapes ou ending the team with 0:02:00.760 --> 0:02:03.520 three people up there and they're working through the night, 0:02:04.080 --> 0:02:05.920 you know, like they have like a lane closure and 0:02:05.920 --> 0:02:07.560 they work through the night, so it's all open in 0:02:07.560 --> 0:02:08.000 the morning. 0:02:08.480 --> 0:02:09.919 That kind of free ways of speak. 0:02:10.160 --> 0:02:16.320 Elon Musk made a little submarine. So yeah, poor Andy, 0:02:16.400 --> 0:02:18.840 how to go and have that dealt with yesterday? Have you? 0:02:18.960 --> 0:02:25.560 It's hemorrhois we're talking about. It'd be so is a hemorrhoids. 0:02:26.080 --> 0:02:27.720 How do you get a hemorrhoid? I don't have to 0:02:27.760 --> 0:02:30.240 be honest, right, I'm not sure that I know that. 0:02:30.400 --> 0:02:33.080 Ladies are very familiar about this because sometimes when you 0:02:33.120 --> 0:02:36.360 go through pregnancy, as if it's not enough, you're actually 0:02:36.360 --> 0:02:40.000 growing a human being in you that sometimes you suffer 0:02:40.040 --> 0:02:41.480 from hemorrhoids. 0:02:41.840 --> 0:02:42.760 Do you know what they are? 0:02:43.080 --> 0:02:46.799 It's from straining. It's veins in your bottom, and if 0:02:46.800 --> 0:02:50.400 you strain or if you're constipated, it's like an enlarged vein. 0:02:50.560 --> 0:02:54.120 I think essentially, what do they do? 0:02:54.200 --> 0:02:55.000 What's the procedure? 0:02:55.360 --> 0:02:58.360 Well, I'm not quite sure. I've had family members. You 0:02:58.400 --> 0:02:59.400 can lance them, I. 0:02:59.400 --> 0:03:04.000 Know, and have them cut out, like spike them. It's 0:03:04.160 --> 0:03:06.400 nasty business. I don't think you can just spike them 0:03:07.320 --> 0:03:07.880 in the garden. 0:03:07.960 --> 0:03:11.919 They tie, They tie, darling, Listen, if I put my 0:03:12.000 --> 0:03:16.399 legs on your shoulders, can you just. 0:03:16.919 --> 0:03:16.959 No? 0:03:17.080 --> 0:03:19.680 I think they land and like they tie something around them. 0:03:19.520 --> 0:03:23.960 To imagine a lance like what Knights used to have 0:03:24.160 --> 0:03:25.000 when they wrote. 0:03:24.760 --> 0:03:28.720 A no, like a six ft kind of thing like that. 0:03:28.960 --> 0:03:30.280 No no, no. 0:03:30.760 --> 0:03:33.320 But micro lasers or something. 0:03:33.400 --> 0:03:35.440 Yeah, probably they've got all sorts of things. I guess 0:03:35.480 --> 0:03:38.600 it depends what where they are, and like in what 0:03:38.760 --> 0:03:40.800 area of said area? 0:03:41.280 --> 0:03:44.160 Are they only in the bum? Or can you get hemorrhon? 0:03:44.480 --> 0:03:47.040 Where is she going to get? I could a vain 0:03:47.040 --> 0:03:48.360 grow on your ankle? I don't know. 0:03:53.360 --> 0:03:57.880 That could save an embarrassing conversation with your doctors are 0:03:58.000 --> 0:04:01.440 as low down as my ankle. Get him in now 0:04:02.320 --> 0:04:03.000 the screens. 0:04:04.280 --> 0:04:08.160 Get the Chelsea stick. We're gonna need several All right, 0:04:08.160 --> 0:04:09.920 give us you all this morning then, not if you 0:04:09.920 --> 0:04:12.120 can tell us any more about your bum grapes, but 0:04:12.160 --> 0:04:14.720 if you've gone embarrassing ailments, that's what we want to 0:04:14.760 --> 0:04:15.520 talk about this morning. 0:04:15.600 --> 0:04:17.680 Nine four one four one oh four three. It's the 0:04:17.680 --> 0:04:20.200 moment you've been waiting for that someone on a breakfast 0:04:20.200 --> 0:04:24.480 show wants to hear all about your embarrassing ailment nine 0:04:24.720 --> 0:04:25.640 four three. 0:04:26.680 --> 0:04:28.120 After this from Europe, I'll tell you. 0:04:28.040 --> 0:04:31.360 About one I accidentally found out about about my dad 0:04:31.440 --> 0:04:33.400 and once it's one of those things you wish in 0:04:33.440 --> 0:04:35.520 life there was none. Do button just a couple of 0:04:35.520 --> 0:04:38.119 minutes and I'm it's all okay, But now I can't 0:04:38.320 --> 0:04:40.760 I know this about my own dad. 0:04:41.040 --> 0:04:42.560 It's beyond embarrassing. 0:04:42.760 --> 0:04:46.160 The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:04:46.160 --> 0:04:46.680 point three. 0:04:46.960 --> 0:04:50.080 Yesterday on the show was Andy Lee talking about true 0:04:50.120 --> 0:04:53.279 stories back on last night, eight forty third episode of 0:04:53.279 --> 0:04:56.000 the second series. And it turns out later on the afternoon, 0:04:56.240 --> 0:04:59.120 I had to go into his own private hospital. 0:04:58.720 --> 0:05:01.480 The ass. I think it's the Andy Lee Institute, and 0:05:01.760 --> 0:05:03.880 to have a Yeah, it's a routine procedure that happens 0:05:03.880 --> 0:05:04.279 to adults. 0:05:04.279 --> 0:05:05.839 We're all grown up on the show, You're grown up. 0:05:05.839 --> 0:05:09.640 We could talk about these things. Hemorrhoids, very very uncomfortable people. 0:05:09.680 --> 0:05:12.720 I'm not entirely sure what they are or what they do. 0:05:12.760 --> 0:05:15.400 It's one of those what they do is funny a 0:05:17.320 --> 0:05:20.360 team of miners that they shrink and then put up 0:05:20.360 --> 0:05:20.960 your backside. 0:05:21.080 --> 0:05:22.800 I believe that's what they do. So anyway, he had 0:05:22.839 --> 0:05:25.280 that going on yesterday, been Andy being the gun he is. 0:05:25.279 --> 0:05:27.760 He's still doing phone as if he's on Kennedy Mannoy yesterday, 0:05:28.160 --> 0:05:31.160 lying from his bed while someone's got a bum hammer pushing. 0:05:30.960 --> 0:05:33.920 Them back in. I think that's this guy's a pro. 0:05:34.400 --> 0:05:36.720 But listen, ER's not want to talk about embarrassing elments 0:05:36.760 --> 0:05:38.599 because sometimes we all have things that go wrong with 0:05:38.640 --> 0:05:40.600 the wonder that is the human body, and sometimes they 0:05:40.960 --> 0:05:43.080 can be seen. It's been a little bit embarrassing. But anyway, 0:05:43.640 --> 0:05:46.680 I'm going to share this story with you. It did 0:05:46.720 --> 0:05:47.880 not happen to me. 0:05:48.000 --> 0:05:52.440 It happened to a friend of mine. Okay, did you 0:05:52.640 --> 0:05:58.760 when you motion towards no motions? Friend of mine, he was. 0:05:58.720 --> 0:06:03.840 Going back to see his dad, and his dad texts 0:06:03.839 --> 0:06:04.880 that sound running a bit late. 0:06:04.920 --> 0:06:08.200 But there's a spare key under the mat. Let yourself in. 0:06:08.520 --> 0:06:11.680 This friend of mine lets himself in, puts the ketl on, 0:06:11.760 --> 0:06:14.000 makes a cup of tea, and it's you know, you 0:06:14.000 --> 0:06:15.760 can't help but have a little look around, just to 0:06:15.760 --> 0:06:17.480 see what's going on. And sometimes when you go back 0:06:17.480 --> 0:06:19.440 to your mom and dad's place, it's like a little 0:06:19.480 --> 0:06:21.640 kind of museum to them, isn't it. There's an indentation 0:06:21.760 --> 0:06:24.240 on the couch where they always sit in their set places. 0:06:24.279 --> 0:06:27.320 Then this friend of mine, his eye can't see some 0:06:27.760 --> 0:06:30.279 opened mail and one of the pieces of papers. Straight 0:06:30.279 --> 0:06:33.080 away he sees a compliment slip from the local hospital. 0:06:33.600 --> 0:06:37.279 He shouldn't have read anymore because that compliment slip, that letter, 0:06:37.400 --> 0:06:41.200 that information and the documents attached and the images attached 0:06:41.520 --> 0:06:42.920 were not for his eyes. 0:06:43.240 --> 0:06:45.360 But he something draws them to it. It's like the sun. 0:06:45.400 --> 0:06:46.800 He shouldn't look at it, but he starts to get 0:06:46.839 --> 0:06:50.640 drawn in, like a tractor being on the compliment slip 0:06:50.680 --> 0:06:54.960 from the local hospital physiotherapy department, says mister so and so, 0:06:55.240 --> 0:06:59.760 I hope these suggested positions help. He then goes on, 0:06:59.839 --> 0:07:04.760 are these images crude cave cave pictures really of two people. 0:07:05.920 --> 0:07:08.960 Doing it? What? Wait? Wait? 0:07:09.000 --> 0:07:10.000 What they were? 0:07:10.200 --> 0:07:12.880 Why would the doctors send you the kalmadiotherapy? 0:07:14.120 --> 0:07:18.640 They were like warm up exercises before going about your business, 0:07:18.760 --> 0:07:21.560 your business, and they were suggested positions as well. They 0:07:21.600 --> 0:07:24.320 might with someone with a bad back that might find 0:07:24.320 --> 0:07:24.920 it easier. 0:07:25.320 --> 0:07:27.560 Oh okay, so your dad had a bad back. No, no, 0:07:27.600 --> 0:07:30.520 it's I know this friend of mine. 0:07:30.720 --> 0:07:35.480 I'm not in this story. I'm merely the storyteller. Happened 0:07:35.520 --> 0:07:35.720 to me. 0:07:35.840 --> 0:07:37.560 The way you told the story in the first hand 0:07:37.560 --> 0:07:38.800 account seems so real. 0:07:38.840 --> 0:07:42.240 I thought, well, that's a great storyteller can do that that, 0:07:42.400 --> 0:07:44.040 you know, but they bring a story to life. 0:07:44.120 --> 0:07:47.200 But this did not happen to me. If there's any confusion, 0:07:47.200 --> 0:07:49.120 I'm having to clear it up now. Is that coupled 0:07:49.160 --> 0:07:51.080 with the only two minutes ago you said I'll tell 0:07:51.120 --> 0:07:53.760 you something about my dad. No no, no, no, Sometimes 0:07:53.800 --> 0:07:55.760 I get confused, you know, no, no, no. 0:07:55.800 --> 0:07:59.200 This happened to a friend of mine and he can't 0:07:59.240 --> 0:08:01.640 undersee that stuff. And then when his dad suddenly arrives, 0:08:01.680 --> 0:08:04.320 you know, twenty minutes later he said his dad is 0:08:05.240 --> 0:08:08.160 the girlfriend he's now gone. Is that he has to 0:08:08.160 --> 0:08:11.400 make his excuses and sound you know what, I've got 0:08:11.400 --> 0:08:12.240 to head off now. 0:08:12.680 --> 0:08:13.560 You can't see that. 0:08:13.960 --> 0:08:17.400 But yeah, of the various imagine that warm up exercises 0:08:18.040 --> 0:08:18.360 as well. 0:08:18.400 --> 0:08:19.960 You waked down and over there in a minute. I've 0:08:19.960 --> 0:08:20.920 just got a hundred of these to do. 0:08:20.920 --> 0:08:23.000 It's good time for there. I just got to do 0:08:23.000 --> 0:08:24.480 it five minutes on the cross trainer and I'm going 0:08:24.560 --> 0:08:26.760 to sort you out. I've got to build up to it. 0:08:27.280 --> 0:08:29.560 He's going to do some warm enough exercise that they do, 0:08:29.600 --> 0:08:31.120 you know in the footy like sometimes you seen the 0:08:31.120 --> 0:08:32.400 solar pitch on the bike, don't you get? 0:08:32.559 --> 0:08:32.719 Yeah? 0:08:32.800 --> 0:08:35.600 Yeah, probably warming down afterwards as she sees this up. 0:08:35.800 --> 0:08:38.040 So you anyway, this morning, I said that story just 0:08:38.120 --> 0:08:40.160 so if you want to share your embarrassing elments. 0:08:40.200 --> 0:08:42.600 On nine four one four one oh four three. 0:08:42.600 --> 0:08:45.960 The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:08:46.000 --> 0:08:46.480 point three. 0:08:46.800 --> 0:08:49.040 So we've opened the lines this morning. Do you want 0:08:49.040 --> 0:08:52.080 to talk about your embarrassing elments? Andy Lee has opened 0:08:52.080 --> 0:08:55.120 this up for us along with his backside, poor guy, 0:08:55.240 --> 0:08:55.600 poor guy. 0:08:55.679 --> 0:08:57.319 Yesterday. He's been talking about this, by the way, he 0:08:58.080 --> 0:09:00.920 has shared this yesterday on the radio. He's doing his interviews. 0:09:01.240 --> 0:09:03.480 Although I don't know what happened because he's got he's 0:09:03.480 --> 0:09:06.439 got hemorrhoids, and he was on Kennedy molloy yesterday talking 0:09:06.480 --> 0:09:09.160 about this live from his hospital bed, but he never 0:09:09.240 --> 0:09:11.800 mentioned it to us. Well, he was do you think 0:09:11.800 --> 0:09:13.360 it was a hospital yesterday? 0:09:13.480 --> 0:09:14.599 So he was. 0:09:14.800 --> 0:09:16.520 He said he wasn't feeling well. Actually when he came in, 0:09:17.080 --> 0:09:17.839 he came in with him. 0:09:18.120 --> 0:09:18.320 Yeah. 0:09:18.480 --> 0:09:19.920 And also now when you look back, do you remember 0:09:19.920 --> 0:09:22.760 we wouldn't see he had a rubber ring. He came 0:09:22.800 --> 0:09:25.800 in with a rubber ring. Now the signs were all there. 0:09:25.840 --> 0:09:28.480 Why do we say, Andy, what's up with your backside? Buddy? 0:09:29.000 --> 0:09:30.640 You know, I feel so bad? 0:09:30.760 --> 0:09:32.760 We never we never said anything to him. 0:09:33.080 --> 0:09:37.079 Emmanuel Coomering, good morning, Good morning, Annuel. 0:09:37.200 --> 0:09:40.200 So you've had an embarrassing alment. What happened. 0:09:41.400 --> 0:09:44.880 When I first met my future wife. We were sort 0:09:44.920 --> 0:09:47.680 of dating and I went to I had this boil. 0:09:48.080 --> 0:09:50.199 It was like a small boy on the top of 0:09:50.360 --> 0:09:55.280 my bum crack and yeah, so I went to the 0:09:55.360 --> 0:09:58.240 doctors get it looked at. He sort of sliced gaming 0:09:58.280 --> 0:10:01.319 a couple of tablets, you know, did he did a 0:10:01.440 --> 0:10:05.319 procedure there? Nothing was coming out anyway. On our first 0:10:05.400 --> 0:10:09.640 second date, we're actually going down towards killed around me. 0:10:12.840 --> 0:10:15.520 If that's a yeah euphemism, he's a lucky man. I 0:10:15.640 --> 0:10:17.400 was trying to take my wife down. Hasn't killed her, 0:10:17.440 --> 0:10:18.280 but she wouldn't have any of it. 0:10:19.480 --> 0:10:21.199 She said, buy a drink. 0:10:21.080 --> 0:10:27.079 First, we're going up for dinner and stuff. And she 0:10:27.200 --> 0:10:31.880 had a brand new car. And he actually decided to 0:10:31.960 --> 0:10:33.280 explode in her letter. 0:10:33.360 --> 0:10:39.880 See yeah, but she's still married. 0:10:39.960 --> 0:10:41.719 You did. 0:10:42.360 --> 0:10:46.120 People made me a sort of a benuver in public 0:10:46.280 --> 0:10:48.080 while she was in a car trying to wipe all 0:10:48.120 --> 0:10:48.600 the paths. 0:10:49.280 --> 0:10:52.480 And that's when you know you've met the right guy. 0:10:53.320 --> 0:10:55.160 Missed him right there. You know, you've got to got 0:10:55.240 --> 0:10:57.200 to keep her and a bleeder as well from his backside. 0:10:57.960 --> 0:11:01.280 The Christian O'Connell breakfast show one's gold one or four 0:11:01.360 --> 0:11:01.800 point three. 0:11:02.080 --> 0:11:04.040 So our new Early Morning Game where you've got to 0:11:04.080 --> 0:11:06.040 guess the song title is call this. 0:11:06.600 --> 0:11:09.440 It's six thirty am and time to play the early 0:11:09.559 --> 0:11:10.200 morning game. 0:11:10.400 --> 0:11:13.440 It sounds like a song to me, Christian, do. 0:11:13.480 --> 0:11:14.480 You know what small thing? 0:11:14.559 --> 0:11:16.480 I can't believe it's the first time I've ever played it, 0:11:16.520 --> 0:11:18.319 and actually it is six thirty. I think yesterday we 0:11:18.400 --> 0:11:20.320 played it was like six forty nine or ten to two. 0:11:20.600 --> 0:11:22.120 That would be the only time I ever hit it 0:11:22.200 --> 0:11:24.960 bang on time yesterday. I just presume this one would 0:11:25.040 --> 0:11:27.880 roll for weeks. You'd have no idea even But what 0:11:28.040 --> 0:11:30.160 money I had in my pocket was about five bucks, 0:11:30.200 --> 0:11:31.640 and the one of you fleeced me from that. 0:11:32.520 --> 0:11:39.719 This I still come believe that went rock lobster. I 0:11:39.760 --> 0:11:41.959 still have a problem with part two of that sound clue, 0:11:43.480 --> 0:11:46.920 the clause, the clause. Yeah, I know it's snippy, snippy, 0:11:47.080 --> 0:11:50.360 you know, is it? I'd like to see photographic evidence 0:11:50.440 --> 0:11:51.400 of mark our audio. 0:11:51.880 --> 0:11:52.720 He went around and. 0:11:53.400 --> 0:11:57.000 Went down to a French restaurant and recorded all of that. Okay, anyway, 0:11:57.040 --> 0:11:59.360 we've got a brand new one. Listen to the clues again. 0:11:59.400 --> 0:12:01.080 Listen to this effects what is the song? 0:12:03.559 --> 0:12:10.880 Too easy? As he annoys me, text Homer, all right, 0:12:10.920 --> 0:12:12.199 give us a cool lines up and now what do 0:12:12.240 --> 0:12:17.120 you reckon? The song title is nine four one four. 0:12:17.000 --> 0:12:20.400 One four three The Christian Who Conwell Breakfast Show Melbourne's 0:12:20.440 --> 0:12:21.920 Gold one oh four point three. 0:12:22.200 --> 0:12:25.240 We are playing. It's six thirty am and time to 0:12:25.320 --> 0:12:26.840 play the early morning game. 0:12:27.040 --> 0:12:30.200 It sounds like a song to me Christian. 0:12:30.360 --> 0:12:32.920 Thank you, I play you short ter f you sound effects. 0:12:32.920 --> 0:12:34.800 You've got to guess the song title here is the 0:12:34.920 --> 0:12:40.040 some Mornings. I think we made it too easy. I 0:12:40.120 --> 0:12:41.280 think we've made it too easy. 0:12:42.920 --> 0:12:45.760 Yeah, my next My only last guess is message me 0:12:45.920 --> 0:12:48.880 cartoon Daddy? Is that? 0:12:49.160 --> 0:12:53.080 I wish that song existed? Someone please make it. Andrew, 0:12:53.200 --> 0:12:56.559 good morning, Good morning, iom morning mate, welcome to the show. 0:12:56.600 --> 0:12:57.719 What do you think the song title is? 0:12:58.400 --> 0:13:02.480 I gotta get a message to you by Oh great song? 0:13:02.720 --> 0:13:06.760 No, Andrew, that's not the right one though, Stuart, good morning. 0:13:06.800 --> 0:13:11.239 I love how we cut them off. Never leave a listener. 0:13:11.040 --> 0:13:14.839 Down, Stuart, good morning, good morning. I'm pretty good Stewart, 0:13:14.840 --> 0:13:16.760 hope you're well this morning, and thanks to calling the show. 0:13:16.800 --> 0:13:20.640 What's your guests song too? Now, let's play this back. 0:13:20.679 --> 0:13:21.080 How do you hear? 0:13:24.120 --> 0:13:24.559 How do you hear? 0:13:24.679 --> 0:13:25.199 Song too? 0:13:27.520 --> 0:13:31.720 A good thinking? 0:13:32.040 --> 0:13:34.400 Uh no, it's not the right one to look Stuart Graham, 0:13:34.440 --> 0:13:37.839 good morning, Hei, guys, ge man, what are you going for? 0:13:37.920 --> 0:13:39.599 What's the song I've gone with? 0:13:39.679 --> 0:13:42.160 Blondie call me ah, No it's. 0:13:42.080 --> 0:13:44.800 Not Blondie called me smart, guess so Graham toughler. Emma, 0:13:44.840 --> 0:13:48.839 good morning, Good morning, Emma. I can just tell your 0:13:48.880 --> 0:13:51.600 voice the excitement you're feeling good you reckon, You've got. 0:13:51.600 --> 0:13:52.800 It, I think I do. 0:13:53.160 --> 0:13:53.599 What is it? 0:13:54.280 --> 0:13:55.160 Good vibrations? 0:13:58.240 --> 0:13:58.480 Wow? 0:13:59.400 --> 0:14:02.800 Yeah? Easy? Would there you go? 0:14:03.200 --> 0:14:05.839 Hey, I've got surprises for you. I've got some movie tickets. 0:14:05.840 --> 0:14:08.120 You go and see this great in Australian comedy movie 0:14:08.520 --> 0:14:10.640 Eddie Izzard and a great cast all in. It's called 0:14:10.920 --> 0:14:13.280 The Flip Side Out at the end of August on 0:14:13.360 --> 0:14:13.760 the thirtieth. 0:14:13.800 --> 0:14:15.280 You can have some tickets to go and see that. 0:14:15.360 --> 0:14:19.680 Em well done, very much, right, Okay, that's it from 0:14:19.720 --> 0:14:22.880 now on, No more easy ones, no more. That's it. 0:14:22.920 --> 0:14:25.200 The gloves off, this was gonna be Tomorrow's not even 0:14:25.240 --> 0:14:27.280 gonna I'm not even gonna waste your time with this one. 0:14:27.560 --> 0:14:29.680 And I'm gonna take it off line today and make 0:14:29.880 --> 0:14:31.120 a really really hard one. 0:14:31.160 --> 0:14:31.800 And what's going to be this? 0:14:36.960 --> 0:14:40.440 Oh yeah, that's too easy. What do you reckon sand explosion? 0:14:40.720 --> 0:14:43.600 Oh my, you are not the focus group for this. 0:14:45.560 --> 0:14:47.200 What's the first set of effect? Give me a clue. 0:14:47.200 --> 0:14:48.280 Come on, you wanting me up? 0:14:48.280 --> 0:14:53.480 You know what that is? Sound bump, It's an explosion? 0:14:53.560 --> 0:14:55.920 Think about you must know what this is. 0:14:58.480 --> 0:15:04.040 I've done a few ah mischief, possible theme tnc dynamite 0:15:04.160 --> 0:15:04.680 that's why. 0:15:05.080 --> 0:15:08.280 Yeah, well done, man, that's it. So tomorrow, brand new 0:15:08.320 --> 0:15:12.520 clip and I guarantee, I guarantee is not gonna go tomorrow. 0:15:12.720 --> 0:15:18.200 It won't even go all next week. Wow, Okay, I'm 0:15:18.200 --> 0:15:20.400 gonna I'm not gonna give anything. I'm not gonna play 0:15:20.400 --> 0:15:22.920 it on ED tomorrow and today. Have pressure tested this 0:15:23.080 --> 0:15:25.160 in the office and no one comes anywhere near it. 0:15:25.200 --> 0:15:26.800 That's it now, member, I've snapped. 0:15:26.520 --> 0:15:30.320 The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point. 0:15:30.200 --> 0:15:32.440 Three time now four. We forgot to do this. Yes, 0:15:32.560 --> 0:15:33.320 I felt really bad. 0:15:33.360 --> 0:15:36.080 Big John is out there every morning, he gets way 0:15:36.120 --> 0:15:39.040 before even we do, and it does this weather report 0:15:39.080 --> 0:15:39.320 for us. 0:15:39.320 --> 0:15:42.120 I forgot to play it yesterday. And where I found 0:15:42.160 --> 0:15:42.520 this guy. 0:15:43.440 --> 0:15:45.440 He's one of the people who in my WhatsApp group 0:15:45.480 --> 0:15:47.960 when I gave my mobile number out Here is today's 0:15:48.000 --> 0:15:48.480 weather report. 0:15:48.560 --> 0:15:51.360 Good morning, Christian, big John here with your four o'clock 0:15:51.600 --> 0:15:55.560 Rhaming weather report. Currently in Melbourne nine point three degrees. 0:15:55.720 --> 0:15:58.200 It feels like six point nine. We're chasing the top 0:15:58.240 --> 0:16:01.480 of fifteen degrees. Twe same chance of a watch hours 0:16:01.520 --> 0:16:04.240 in the morning and the afternoon with light wings. 0:16:04.720 --> 0:16:07.400 So that is where the report's brought to you by politics. 0:16:07.880 --> 0:16:11.400 Back to you Christian Nice in his own sponsorship. 0:16:11.640 --> 0:16:13.840 Not just that, I throw back to the studio as well. 0:16:13.920 --> 0:16:16.680 He's getting slick with this, Big John, Thank you very much. 0:16:17.160 --> 0:16:19.720 So you've got a dog, right, yes, yesterday I was 0:16:19.720 --> 0:16:22.320 walking the dog. It's over in the Dandy Park near 0:16:22.360 --> 0:16:24.920 where I live, and you see some odd stuff with 0:16:25.000 --> 0:16:27.560 other dog walkers. Okay, it's this strange kind of community, 0:16:27.640 --> 0:16:29.760 isn't it. Have you got one of those long things, 0:16:29.800 --> 0:16:31.040 the old tennis ball launcher? 0:16:31.480 --> 0:16:34.760 Oh no, I go raw arm. I mean I feel 0:16:34.760 --> 0:16:36.760 like I can throw it far enough myself. Yeah, exactly. 0:16:37.080 --> 0:16:38.600 I'm glad you were for the same way too. 0:16:38.680 --> 0:16:41.920 My wife has one and it drives her nuts because 0:16:41.920 --> 0:16:43.400 even when she launched that, I then see it as 0:16:43.400 --> 0:16:45.240 a competition that I have to prove a point and 0:16:45.360 --> 0:16:47.800 throw it just using my arm further than she's done 0:16:47.840 --> 0:16:49.960 it with the dog launcher. And yesterday there's a guy 0:16:50.040 --> 0:16:52.880 there right, and he's got the old launcher. And I 0:16:52.960 --> 0:16:54.560 have to be honest, I know this is pathetic and 0:16:54.600 --> 0:16:55.720 it's not going to put me a good light. 0:16:55.960 --> 0:16:59.360 I judged him. How was that? Okay? 0:16:59.560 --> 0:17:02.000 Bobby's got a weak arm, as he said, I'm I'm 0:17:02.080 --> 0:17:03.920 near him with sort of not because that's what dog 0:17:03.960 --> 0:17:06.000 people do. And I can actually get the tennis ball 0:17:06.040 --> 0:17:08.520 and I'm throwing it, but my one is I haven't 0:17:08.560 --> 0:17:09.199 quite warmed up. 0:17:09.240 --> 0:17:12.440 It falls a bit short. I now I can't leave 0:17:12.480 --> 0:17:12.879 it there, right. 0:17:13.920 --> 0:17:15.879 I know you guys are competitive, but I'm starting to 0:17:15.920 --> 0:17:17.920 become slightly straining this way, and I'm thinking I'm not 0:17:18.000 --> 0:17:19.680 moving on, so I pick it up again. 0:17:19.720 --> 0:17:21.600 Now I'm thinking I've got a really mode of this thing. 0:17:21.720 --> 0:17:22.960 I'm not I'm not leaving it. 0:17:23.400 --> 0:17:25.200 I then really well at yet, and I could see 0:17:25.359 --> 0:17:28.880 even he sees it, and he's like right. He then 0:17:29.359 --> 0:17:31.119 you know, makes out he's just you know, picking some 0:17:31.240 --> 0:17:33.600 off his showing up. But I see he's not going that. 0:17:33.920 --> 0:17:36.160 He then does another one. This one it's not bad, 0:17:36.480 --> 0:17:38.159 it's a it's a good throw for my friend, but 0:17:38.240 --> 0:17:39.240 he's still got the catapult. 0:17:39.280 --> 0:17:43.480 Yeah, he's got artificial you know, it's artificial assistance he's 0:17:43.520 --> 0:17:45.320 using there. I now, So this goes on for a 0:17:45.320 --> 0:17:47.040 couple of minutes. Right now, my arm is already starting 0:17:47.040 --> 0:17:49.600 to hurt, Okay, really really starting hurt. And then I 0:17:49.680 --> 0:17:52.480 notice he bends down and gets something out of a bag. 0:17:53.520 --> 0:17:55.959 This guy, he's got his dog there already. Right, he's 0:17:56.000 --> 0:17:58.680 got a labrador, beautiful dog. He gets out of a bag. 0:17:58.720 --> 0:18:01.440 I didn't walize he had it there. A small pet goat? 0:18:02.160 --> 0:18:03.760 What in ack? 0:18:05.040 --> 0:18:05.200 Right? 0:18:06.760 --> 0:18:08.120 I can only describe what I saw. 0:18:08.400 --> 0:18:10.960 A small pet goat that he puts on the ground, 0:18:11.080 --> 0:18:14.280 A tiny little baby goat that starts like chewing. 0:18:14.040 --> 0:18:18.479 The grass, that's right. I mean there were so many 0:18:18.600 --> 0:18:21.520 rules and regulations everywhere in Victoria. Right, I've got I've 0:18:21.520 --> 0:18:23.720 had the dog permit. You know, you've got on leash 0:18:23.840 --> 0:18:26.199 off leash. I didn't know you could just rock up 0:18:26.240 --> 0:18:29.119 to a park here with a flipping goat. And I 0:18:29.280 --> 0:18:31.240 didn't think you would put it in the backpack. Was 0:18:31.240 --> 0:18:32.680 its head sticking out before you? 0:18:33.080 --> 0:18:33.640 It must have done. 0:18:33.640 --> 0:18:35.359 He didn't unzip it was anything like that. 0:18:35.560 --> 0:18:36.399 He just got it out the. 0:18:38.040 --> 0:18:40.840 Produce as a pet goat. I didn't know you could 0:18:40.920 --> 0:18:42.000 rock up with a pet goat. 0:18:41.880 --> 0:18:43.320 Not just that, is it a pet? 0:18:43.600 --> 0:18:45.600 I mean I live brighton a way I've not seen 0:18:45.640 --> 0:18:49.160 people walking goat? Is this a new hipster thing? He's 0:18:49.240 --> 0:18:51.560 one uped you to a point where you can't. 0:18:53.240 --> 0:18:55.159 You know, and we don't even know. 0:18:55.240 --> 0:18:56.880 My arm was sore as well as stall saw today 0:18:56.920 --> 0:18:59.000 from the throwing competition got involved in and he's out 0:18:59.040 --> 0:19:00.960 done me by bringing a you know, a pet go 0:19:01.160 --> 0:19:01.320 to it. 0:19:01.440 --> 0:19:03.320 You could throw a tennis ball two suburbs away, but 0:19:03.400 --> 0:19:05.720 he still wins with baby girl, can believe it? 0:19:05.880 --> 0:19:09.680 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point. 0:19:09.560 --> 0:19:13.000 Three systems that bring it on by Van Halen and 0:19:13.480 --> 0:19:14.720 Jack actually let overgo? 0:19:14.800 --> 0:19:15.440 Who is this again? 0:19:18.040 --> 0:19:18.080 No? 0:19:18.280 --> 0:19:21.119 I know, guys, I know van Halen, I did not 0:19:21.320 --> 0:19:25.320 know song You you appreciate you were a musician yourself, 0:19:25.400 --> 0:19:27.880 you can play instruments you know, you must appreciate. 0:19:27.920 --> 0:19:30.080 I mean Eddie van Halen, he's the revered is one 0:19:30.080 --> 0:19:36.719 of the greatest contemporary guitarists ever. No, No, A lot 0:19:36.760 --> 0:19:38.680 of people that millennial, so no, we are the great 0:19:38.960 --> 0:19:40.600 van Halen do you know what I like about that 0:19:40.760 --> 0:19:42.920 song is the big, that big guitar riff in it. 0:19:43.040 --> 0:19:43.240 Yep. 0:19:43.560 --> 0:19:45.639 I'd be very happy to put together and produce an 0:19:45.640 --> 0:19:48.200 album that was just back to back guitar riffs, and 0:19:48.240 --> 0:19:49.800 I think I would call it now that's what I 0:19:49.960 --> 0:19:52.399 call riff. Well, why don't you make one of the 0:19:52.440 --> 0:19:54.400 mixtapes midweek mixtape? 0:19:55.400 --> 0:19:58.640 Now, that's what I call riffs. It's just every song 0:19:58.760 --> 0:20:02.000 just another big old in there. I'm just just shooting 0:20:02.040 --> 0:20:03.240 off the to my head right now. You've got to 0:20:03.280 --> 0:20:06.240 have November Rain, that big one slash. I mean about 0:20:06.359 --> 0:20:08.879 ninety percent of that song is slash wigging out with 0:20:08.960 --> 0:20:10.399 the with his guitar, and even. 0:20:10.280 --> 0:20:12.000 In the video he's just stood outside the church. 0:20:12.040 --> 0:20:13.960 I don't know why he's outside the church and you 0:20:14.040 --> 0:20:15.960 get the big old helicopter shot and he's got. 0:20:15.880 --> 0:20:21.320 That's now I know what you mean by wigo, because 0:20:21.880 --> 0:20:23.959 yesterday you're like, oh, you should wig out on your 0:20:24.560 --> 0:20:26.280 on the Melbourne song, we have a big wig out. 0:20:26.680 --> 0:20:28.199 I don't know. I honestly, this is some. 0:20:28.359 --> 0:20:31.160 Kind of loan translation pommy thing. You know we're back 0:20:31.240 --> 0:20:33.320 in England, you know we like to wig out over there. 0:20:33.359 --> 0:20:35.360 I think it comes from sixteenth century, when I guess 0:20:35.359 --> 0:20:37.080 a lot of pumies used to wear powdered wigs. 0:20:37.680 --> 0:20:40.000 Yeah, I mean like a big guitar solo. That's what 0:20:40.080 --> 0:20:42.720 I think. This song needs a solo. I don't know 0:20:42.760 --> 0:20:45.119 if it's a guitar solo, because you can have a 0:20:45.160 --> 0:20:48.679 bagpipe solo a CDC long way to the top. That's amazing. 0:20:48.720 --> 0:20:51.000 They actually managed to get a bagpipe solo in that song. 0:20:51.200 --> 0:20:53.840 But it needs a solo and then wig out an 0:20:54.040 --> 0:20:56.280 iconic Melbourne song because in the video clip they go 0:20:56.520 --> 0:21:00.119 down the center of Yeah, come down once and what 0:21:00.200 --> 0:21:03.399 do we have? We need an iconic moment in the 0:21:03.600 --> 0:21:05.600 song that is a wig out. I don't know what 0:21:05.680 --> 0:21:07.320 the riff is. It doesn't have to be a guitar, 0:21:07.440 --> 0:21:10.359 what a what instrument hasn't been used before? In an 0:21:10.359 --> 0:21:12.880 anthem that we could have a week hasn't been used? Yes, 0:21:13.320 --> 0:21:17.680 that's our challenge. Like an obo solo, an obo, a xylophone, 0:21:18.119 --> 0:21:21.920 a glockenspiel, a triangle, the old what's the thing I 0:21:21.960 --> 0:21:26.040 was asking about the day the old wooden fish that 0:21:26.600 --> 0:21:29.159 aguero I think we found it was called anyway, you know, 0:21:29.200 --> 0:21:29.520 we'll come. 0:21:29.520 --> 0:21:31.960 Back to that later on yesterday evening, I was having 0:21:32.000 --> 0:21:35.600 another kind of un peacekeeping battle moment with my kids 0:21:35.640 --> 0:21:36.240 about get. 0:21:36.240 --> 0:21:38.159 Up, come down here. 0:21:38.240 --> 0:21:40.959 Now I know the phones are up there. I'm going 0:21:41.040 --> 0:21:43.720 to turn the Wi Fi off then see who's having. 0:21:43.560 --> 0:21:44.439 Bigger folks down here? 0:21:44.560 --> 0:21:46.879 Yes, as you ever did the negotiations, ever settled with 0:21:46.920 --> 0:21:49.160 the contract, and I'm trying to ride a contract. Sitting 0:21:49.240 --> 0:21:51.520 back down again to negotiate the teas and sees. 0:21:51.600 --> 0:21:52.200 This weekend. 0:21:52.600 --> 0:21:53.399 They got their. 0:21:53.320 --> 0:21:55.080 People now sitting down with us. 0:21:55.320 --> 0:21:57.800 It's three weeks trying to get this so kind of 0:21:57.880 --> 0:21:59.119 phone contract together. 0:21:59.240 --> 0:22:01.440 They's too smart, it's too slippery. 0:22:01.480 --> 0:22:03.760 But yeah, this weekend we're putting the final details together. 0:22:03.880 --> 0:22:05.080 Do you know what I was thinking yesterday? 0:22:05.400 --> 0:22:05.960 I think we could. 0:22:06.160 --> 0:22:08.360 I really wish we could bring back the good old 0:22:08.440 --> 0:22:13.440 days of dial up internet. It was so painful, it 0:22:13.560 --> 0:22:15.560 felt it at the time, but when I look back now, 0:22:15.960 --> 0:22:17.960 the world was a better place. 0:22:18.640 --> 0:22:18.800 You know. 0:22:19.000 --> 0:22:21.119 Now, people are angry in that because they can constantly 0:22:21.240 --> 0:22:23.760 just immediately just write a crappy review on. 0:22:23.840 --> 0:22:25.680 Trip Advisor and ruin some restaurant. 0:22:25.680 --> 0:22:27.280 You know, it's because they're angry in the moment they 0:22:27.359 --> 0:22:29.960 can complain about have a go at somebody online, and 0:22:30.600 --> 0:22:33.360 the reason why it was because it's immediate years ago 0:22:33.400 --> 0:22:35.200 there was this abuse online because you had to wait 0:22:37.880 --> 0:22:39.840 someone we're trying to use the landline and knock you 0:22:39.960 --> 0:22:41.600 off whatever, and by the time you got on there 0:22:41.640 --> 0:22:43.639 to like leave an abusive message, I've chilled out. Actually, 0:22:44.960 --> 0:22:47.240 remember what I was angry about what that DJ said earlier. 0:22:47.240 --> 0:22:49.159 I'm not going to contact the radio station anymore. So 0:22:49.240 --> 0:22:51.080 I think we should bring back dine up, you know, 0:22:51.240 --> 0:22:53.119 just have it as an option or an Apple or something. 0:22:54.000 --> 0:22:54.840 The dial up internet. 0:22:55.119 --> 0:22:56.960 I'd like to know this morning. Other things you'd like 0:22:57.080 --> 0:22:58.280 to see brought back. 0:22:58.359 --> 0:23:01.520 I know we're living an exciting all this latest advancements 0:23:01.560 --> 0:23:03.480 and it's never ending change and all that, but things 0:23:03.560 --> 0:23:05.320 actually you missed that you'd like to see you are 0:23:05.400 --> 0:23:07.280 brought back. I remember a time when I was a 0:23:07.359 --> 0:23:09.840 kid when the spare tire wasn't that little mini tire 0:23:09.920 --> 0:23:12.440 you get now, the kind of quarter tire. It was 0:23:12.480 --> 0:23:15.320 a big, old, fat, proper tire. Why are we gonna 0:23:15.760 --> 0:23:17.359 shrink it down now? I want to see the return 0:23:17.400 --> 0:23:19.080 of the big one, And no, it's driving on the 0:23:19.160 --> 0:23:21.800 shrunken tire for a couple of weeks there I scared 0:23:22.280 --> 0:23:24.520 you didn't want to go the frameway. You can't. All right? 0:23:24.520 --> 0:23:26.560 Then this morning, what would you like to see brought back? 0:23:26.680 --> 0:23:29.720 Nine four one four one four three. Don't call up 0:23:29.720 --> 0:23:33.639 and say grubby, indeedy and thank you nine one four. 0:23:33.600 --> 0:23:37.119 Three The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh 0:23:37.240 --> 0:23:37.920 four point three. 0:23:38.160 --> 0:23:39.479 So I think the world be a better place if 0:23:39.480 --> 0:23:41.080 we went back to the dark old days of the 0:23:41.119 --> 0:23:43.200 internet and dial up internet. 0:23:43.320 --> 0:23:46.679 Bring it back, I reckon. Also, I reckon bring back 0:23:46.680 --> 0:23:48.399 the return of the good old fax machine. 0:23:48.840 --> 0:23:51.399 No, you never used a facts and had fun No, 0:23:52.000 --> 0:23:54.920 quite right, but I like cumbersome technology. Everything these days 0:23:55.040 --> 0:23:58.400 is too small. Return of big old clunky TVs. 0:23:58.400 --> 0:23:59.840 You remember the big old TV that a big old 0:24:00.040 --> 0:24:01.720 I said, like a big old booty on the back 0:24:01.760 --> 0:24:04.800 there where the scientists sat there, you know, beaming it 0:24:04.880 --> 0:24:07.720 in and like some sort of cathode ray tubes in 0:24:07.760 --> 0:24:08.200 the back of it. 0:24:08.280 --> 0:24:11.520 And your TV would get hot if it was off. 0:24:11.560 --> 0:24:14.200 It was just on for like three minutes, glowing there. 0:24:14.280 --> 0:24:16.240 When did you grab with that? We had a TV 0:24:16.359 --> 0:24:18.680 that didn't have a remote when I was so you 0:24:18.760 --> 0:24:21.720 had to My dad would just go channel and I 0:24:21.760 --> 0:24:24.679 would have to get up and go and change the channel. 0:24:24.680 --> 0:24:27.359 Boy usually the youngest in the family. 0:24:27.880 --> 0:24:30.720 When I was the eldest channel and you had to 0:24:30.760 --> 0:24:33.440 get up, there was only like two choices to be 0:24:33.800 --> 0:24:35.639 as well, and not just that. It wasn't like now, 0:24:35.680 --> 0:24:37.960 everything's kind of like, uh, you know, a soft touch, 0:24:38.000 --> 0:24:40.720 isn't it tap tap? It was you almost have to punch. 0:24:42.160 --> 0:24:44.960 A douche push, you know. We had to jab it 0:24:45.080 --> 0:24:47.639 in to change the channel as well. And then they 0:24:47.680 --> 0:24:49.760 brought no controls out that had like a lead. 0:24:50.640 --> 0:24:54.320 It's not really remote lead into it as well. 0:24:54.680 --> 0:24:57.080 But you know, yesterday we were talking about the Martika 0:24:57.240 --> 0:24:58.960 song and I was saying, old Prince wrote this. 0:24:59.440 --> 0:25:01.919 I read a bit on it yesterday and he. 0:25:02.000 --> 0:25:06.200 Actually he faxed her the lyrics, the idea of Prince 0:25:06.480 --> 0:25:08.399 getting annoyed with the facts of she because they were 0:25:08.440 --> 0:25:10.200 never you know, it's like purple. 0:25:12.200 --> 0:25:12.879 I didn't talk like that. 0:25:12.920 --> 0:25:14.960 I think that's the Queen. By the way, I get 0:25:15.000 --> 0:25:18.119 confused with doing the Queen and Prince. U's a fax machine. 0:25:18.320 --> 0:25:20.200 Also, what's my Teaka's number? 0:25:20.240 --> 0:25:20.480 Again? 0:25:21.840 --> 0:25:22.680 You got the internet on? 0:25:23.119 --> 0:25:24.479 Turn the internet up on your end? 0:25:26.880 --> 0:25:28.560 All right, let's go to lines. So we're talking about 0:25:28.600 --> 0:25:30.440 things you want to bring back? Melissa, good morning. 0:25:31.240 --> 0:25:31.960 Hi, here you going. 0:25:32.119 --> 0:25:33.320 I'm pretty good, Melissa, how you. 0:25:33.320 --> 0:25:35.080 Well this morning? Thanks for calling the show. What do 0:25:35.200 --> 0:25:36.040 we need to bring back? 0:25:36.720 --> 0:25:38.920 We need to bring back video and DVD stores. 0:25:38.960 --> 0:25:42.040 I think, yeah, the good old Blockbuster stores. 0:25:42.119 --> 0:25:45.000 I think I'm liking the other day and I was 0:25:45.040 --> 0:25:47.280 speaking to my husband about when we first started dating. 0:25:47.359 --> 0:25:49.639 You know, we go to the movie store. 0:25:49.440 --> 0:25:51.800 And you know, after a week of work on a Friday, 0:25:51.960 --> 0:25:56.359 you know, relate lastday night, and yeah, so what a 0:25:56.440 --> 0:25:57.840 shame we don't have that anymore? 0:25:57.880 --> 0:25:58.840 And yeah, do you know what? 0:25:59.000 --> 0:26:01.960 Because it was the whole experience, and it meant that 0:26:02.040 --> 0:26:04.000 a movie, I know, you can download them now in 0:26:04.119 --> 0:26:06.040 nano seconds. I can literally download a movie now and 0:26:06.080 --> 0:26:08.200 we can all watch it. But and when I first 0:26:08.240 --> 0:26:10.960 started dating my now wife, the same thing. Thursday night, 0:26:11.000 --> 0:26:13.640 Friday night, you go to Blockbusters, you walk around, see 0:26:13.680 --> 0:26:14.960 what was that? You'd have to read the back of 0:26:15.040 --> 0:26:16.920 it because you couldn't just dial up a review on 0:26:17.000 --> 0:26:17.600 the phone reader. 0:26:17.840 --> 0:26:18.720 Do you like that person? 0:26:19.080 --> 0:26:20.920 Jemna Faristin she's never done a good movie since she 0:26:21.000 --> 0:26:23.320 left friends. And then you go and you get it, 0:26:23.359 --> 0:26:25.680 and then it was then they had like the ice cream. 0:26:25.720 --> 0:26:27.960 It was like when Ben and Jerry's and Hargannask came 0:26:28.000 --> 0:26:30.399 out and you got your eight league bottle of fizzy 0:26:30.480 --> 0:26:32.080 drink as well, and then you got chips. But it 0:26:32.160 --> 0:26:35.119 was a whole experience that you a bleachded it more 0:26:35.119 --> 0:26:37.520 because it didn't happen very often. Wasn't easy to get 0:26:37.560 --> 0:26:38.960 hold of a movie. Now it's too easy. 0:26:39.040 --> 0:26:42.040 And I think you're right about the reviews. Bad movies 0:26:42.080 --> 0:26:44.680 had a lot better chance in the olden days of 0:26:44.800 --> 0:26:46.840 getting a play because now we can too easily look 0:26:46.920 --> 0:26:49.640 up Running Tomatoes or pretty was a critic and where 0:26:49.680 --> 0:26:53.040 more informed. I only watched not I'm terrible. I only 0:26:53.080 --> 0:26:57.479 watch everything above ninety percent. It's not. Back in the day, 0:26:57.520 --> 0:26:57.920 you didn't know. 0:26:58.480 --> 0:27:01.280 We saw more movies, more rubbish movies as well, because 0:27:01.280 --> 0:27:02.440 you just the experience. 0:27:02.520 --> 0:27:04.879 It was about the experience. Yeah, but that's a great one. 0:27:04.960 --> 0:27:05.560 Thanks for that one. 0:27:06.520 --> 0:27:08.119 Thank you have a good day, Greg. 0:27:09.440 --> 0:27:12.359 Yes, here you going, Christian Jaqueen Jack, how. 0:27:12.280 --> 0:27:14.320 Are you know what we're good this morning? What do 0:27:14.320 --> 0:27:15.280 you think we should bring back? 0:27:16.119 --> 0:27:18.640 We need to bring back to polywaffle chocolate bar. 0:27:19.320 --> 0:27:20.720 I'm reading up on this occasion. 0:27:21.440 --> 0:27:25.120 It's a yeah, it's a chocolate cut bar with waifer 0:27:25.320 --> 0:27:26.720 and marshmallow. 0:27:26.200 --> 0:27:26.680 In the middle. 0:27:26.920 --> 0:27:28.000 Now, why did it go away? 0:27:29.440 --> 0:27:31.920 I don't know, And that's like decided just a top production. 0:27:32.080 --> 0:27:34.040 They thought it wasn't popular enough anymore. 0:27:34.359 --> 0:27:37.119 Greg and Pats, it sounds like you like it as well. 0:27:37.160 --> 0:27:39.440 I've got a theory about the poly waffle. I don't 0:27:39.520 --> 0:27:42.440 think we actually liked it as much as everybody says 0:27:42.520 --> 0:27:45.280 we did. But now that it's gone, we miss we 0:27:45.440 --> 0:27:47.800 miss it. Yeah, it was great because we can't have it, 0:27:47.920 --> 0:27:49.720 we miss it. But at the time, I don't think 0:27:49.720 --> 0:27:52.239 a lot of people were choosing polly Waffle over your 0:27:52.320 --> 0:27:54.960 cherry ripes, your flakes, you crunches, your twigs. Let's go 0:27:55.080 --> 0:27:56.760 down to Greg for the counter points. So this's where 0:27:56.760 --> 0:27:58.200 do you stand on Jack. 0:27:58.280 --> 0:27:59.680 So the first time Jack said were giving the theory 0:27:59.680 --> 0:28:02.399 to any think who knew he's been sat for twelve 0:28:02.440 --> 0:28:05.280 weeks on a poly waffle theory must been killing him. 0:28:05.800 --> 0:28:08.840 Craig, what are you about Jack's poly waffle theory? 0:28:09.800 --> 0:28:13.199 Yeah, I think it's the minority that there because there 0:28:13.280 --> 0:28:16.520 was such a great chocolate bar. Maybe Christian, with your power, 0:28:16.600 --> 0:28:18.120 you can somehow bring it back. 0:28:18.800 --> 0:28:20.119 Well, I mean I don't know what power we think. 0:28:20.160 --> 0:28:23.359 I've got a lot of power radio. 0:28:23.600 --> 0:28:25.040 See that's the only power of qu Yeah, you're right, 0:28:25.119 --> 0:28:27.680 Christians like the Polly Waffle of radio. A lot of 0:28:27.720 --> 0:28:29.840 people choose him. But if you like it that sort 0:28:29.880 --> 0:28:30.080 of thing. 0:28:30.200 --> 0:28:32.240 And he went away, you might miss him a bit more. 0:28:33.240 --> 0:28:36.560 The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:28:36.640 --> 0:28:37.880 point three thanks. 0:28:37.680 --> 0:28:38.520 To the course of Texas. 0:28:38.560 --> 0:28:40.520 One of the things that you'd like to see make 0:28:40.560 --> 0:28:43.840 a return, things that should come back. I was just 0:28:43.880 --> 0:28:46.280 about to say something you don't see very often these days, 0:28:46.320 --> 0:28:48.120 but I thought, actually, if I say that on air, 0:28:48.120 --> 0:28:49.560 we will get a load of complaints. That is not 0:28:49.600 --> 0:28:53.240 a good idea, is the clue. I can't honestly can't 0:28:53.280 --> 0:28:54.520 talk it out on it. I was about the set 0:28:54.560 --> 0:28:58.520 and I thought, no, no way, no way, filter. Yeah no, 0:28:58.600 --> 0:29:00.560 I just find finally had a moment there of awareness 0:29:00.640 --> 0:29:02.120 like that that would not go down very well. 0:29:02.320 --> 0:29:04.560 But you don't see a lot of them. Medicine has 0:29:04.600 --> 0:29:04.880 moved on. 0:29:04.960 --> 0:29:08.160 Now anyway, and he's on the line, Andy, good morning 0:29:08.800 --> 0:29:11.960 he and now Andy, what do you You've got a 0:29:12.000 --> 0:29:12.400 great one? 0:29:12.440 --> 0:29:14.200 Tell everyone what you think should make a comeback? 0:29:14.840 --> 0:29:18.000 Well, he said this, you view eight track eight stacker 0:29:18.960 --> 0:29:21.400 record player. I remember those, and you could put your 0:29:21.440 --> 0:29:24.560 forty fives on the special cruise on so nothing would slip. 0:29:24.960 --> 0:29:26.800 But he used used to slip, and you used to 0:29:26.880 --> 0:29:30.000 get your eighth record. It sounded like someone with a 0:29:30.080 --> 0:29:32.440 really deep voice and a bad attitude. 0:29:33.920 --> 0:29:34.600 Jimmy Barnes. 0:29:36.280 --> 0:29:38.400 He would have saund like Tom Jones. 0:29:38.600 --> 0:29:41.280 And so my my mate's dad had one of these 0:29:41.400 --> 0:29:43.840 and we were He was never allowed to go anywhere 0:29:43.920 --> 0:29:44.160 near it. 0:29:44.200 --> 0:29:46.760 His dad was very very protective of it. It was like, yeah, 0:29:47.200 --> 0:29:49.040 that was it, like an eight stack they called them. 0:29:49.920 --> 0:29:53.000 Yeah, my dad used to crack the ships because you 0:29:53.040 --> 0:29:54.840 could change the speed and we used to play all 0:29:55.240 --> 0:29:56.920 his seventy eight to thirty threes. 0:29:58.120 --> 0:30:00.440 Oh he loves it, and this is ascribe it. 0:30:00.480 --> 0:30:02.360 To jack Then there'd be a lot of people listening 0:30:02.440 --> 0:30:05.080 to this, like Jackie, aren't aware of what we're talking about. 0:30:05.120 --> 0:30:08.800 So how would you describe something like this, Andy, Well, it's. 0:30:08.640 --> 0:30:11.239 A turntable, the old fashioned turn table. And I never 0:30:11.360 --> 0:30:13.400 understand why they did away from the eight track and 0:30:13.560 --> 0:30:15.240 come up with this single little pole. You had to 0:30:15.280 --> 0:30:18.080 put one record on at the time. Yeah, maybe five 0:30:18.120 --> 0:30:20.920 minutes to change it. But yeah, he had a pole 0:30:21.000 --> 0:30:22.480 up in the middle with a special catch on it, 0:30:22.480 --> 0:30:24.120 and all the records is to sit up the top, 0:30:24.520 --> 0:30:26.840 and a special used to come around. Every time the 0:30:27.520 --> 0:30:30.200 arm returned back to base, it would drop the next 0:30:30.280 --> 0:30:32.120 record on to the top of the last record. 0:30:32.560 --> 0:30:35.360 So it's just so you didn't you didn't choose which 0:30:35.800 --> 0:30:37.880 you didn't say, I want to listen to record for you, 0:30:38.040 --> 0:30:43.240 Just the machine decided you. 0:30:43.880 --> 0:30:45.880 Now, you pre stacked it, you pre stacked it in 0:30:45.960 --> 0:30:48.400 your order you wanted it, but it never came out right. 0:30:48.480 --> 0:30:50.400 Do you know, Andy, do you think that'd be a 0:30:50.440 --> 0:30:52.600 great thing now if you had like a bar or 0:30:52.640 --> 0:30:54.240 a part and it had one of those in and 0:30:54.360 --> 0:30:55.840 so you know, like a jukebox, you pick a couple 0:30:55.840 --> 0:30:57.920 of songs, but you picked your eight songs, you worked 0:30:57.920 --> 0:30:59.479 out the order you and you makes me put them 0:30:59.480 --> 0:31:01.240 on and then that it would play it for you. 0:31:01.360 --> 0:31:02.800 I reckon that will make a great thing in a 0:31:02.840 --> 0:31:04.760 pub now, better than a chip box. So patrons of 0:31:04.800 --> 0:31:07.160 the planminnet allowed to do it themselves. It's that kid's 0:31:07.240 --> 0:31:07.680 dad who. 0:31:07.600 --> 0:31:09.440 Goes, don't touch it, don't touch it. I'll do it. 0:31:09.640 --> 0:31:10.320 You tell me the song. 0:31:10.360 --> 0:31:13.080 I'll do it very sense, tied up in the corner. 0:31:13.120 --> 0:31:16.239 So Andy, great Gold, thanks a lot for that one. 0:31:16.360 --> 0:31:19.640 The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:31:19.720 --> 0:31:20.200 point three. 0:31:20.480 --> 0:31:24.080 This show needs you, your city needs you. So yeah, 0:31:24.080 --> 0:31:26.480 it was this time last week the news came out, 0:31:26.520 --> 0:31:28.320 most Liverpool city in the world. It's an annual thing. 0:31:28.360 --> 0:31:29.960 You've been at number one for like the last eight 0:31:30.120 --> 0:31:32.840 or nine years. It's one of the many reasons why 0:31:32.960 --> 0:31:34.840 my family's an idea. We decided to move over here 0:31:34.880 --> 0:31:37.320 to the most liveable city in the world, the reigning 0:31:37.440 --> 0:31:39.960 number one, undefeated champion for the last eight or nine years. 0:31:39.960 --> 0:31:43.640 And then suddenly Austria comes in with Vienna and I've 0:31:43.680 --> 0:31:45.960 been there. It's a boring little place, nothing on this 0:31:46.040 --> 0:31:48.760 great city. And we have the Lord Mayor on Sally 0:31:48.800 --> 0:31:50.400 Cap And then whilst we were chatting to how it just. 0:31:50.400 --> 0:31:53.680 Suddenly punted up the idea that maybe it's because the 0:31:53.760 --> 0:31:56.800 judges were dissuaded by that eighty song Vienna. Maybe if 0:31:56.840 --> 0:31:58.640 Melbourne has a song, it can get back the number 0:31:58.680 --> 0:32:00.920 one spot. So the Lord may he count the great 0:32:01.400 --> 0:32:04.840 And Jack was busy over the weekends a writer's retreat 0:32:04.920 --> 0:32:07.360 he called it when he went away to an Airbnb. 0:32:07.440 --> 0:32:08.880 I'm sure Dylan did this back in the day. His 0:32:08.960 --> 0:32:10.480 book's out on Airbnb somewhere. 0:32:10.720 --> 0:32:13.800 I went and wrote songs, and then when Jack came 0:32:13.880 --> 0:32:17.240 in on Monday, he paid us this demo version. So 0:32:17.400 --> 0:32:20.000 the demo versions before we play it, it's like a 0:32:20.080 --> 0:32:22.440 really raw kind of Yeah you can't You've got to 0:32:22.600 --> 0:32:25.440 still use your imagination of what the song will be. Yeah, 0:32:25.760 --> 0:32:26.320 this is raw. 0:32:27.120 --> 0:32:37.040 Everybody singing it for Malvin Malvin, everybody sing it for 0:32:37.320 --> 0:32:38.920 Melvin Noln. 0:32:43.880 --> 0:32:45.960 So then you've got you've called in some favors, and 0:32:46.600 --> 0:32:49.200 you've got someone who's really really produced this up said 0:32:49.200 --> 0:32:49.840 have a listen to this. 0:32:49.960 --> 0:32:56.440 Now this has really moved on. It sounds great. And 0:32:56.520 --> 0:33:01.840 then this goes to the chorus. Ye doesn't that sound great? 0:33:05.680 --> 0:33:07.160 And you you've corrected this. 0:33:08.080 --> 0:33:08.880 This is your work. 0:33:09.000 --> 0:33:16.320 Thank you Fair. It's amazing. I mean, he did the 0:33:16.360 --> 0:33:18.080 guitar on that is a lot better than what I'm 0:33:18.120 --> 0:33:21.920 capable of. So somebody so, yeah, he's brought it alive, 0:33:22.000 --> 0:33:23.040 but it's your inspiration. 0:33:23.480 --> 0:33:25.320 So Jack sort of laid down the vocal track with 0:33:25.480 --> 0:33:28.760 that yesterday, and you know, this is where we now 0:33:28.880 --> 0:33:31.640 need everybody's help YEP, it is clear that your balls 0:33:31.680 --> 0:33:32.240 haven't dropped. 0:33:33.840 --> 0:33:36.040 I'm not saying that there's anything wrong with that. At thirty, 0:33:36.560 --> 0:33:37.440 it's been that situation. 0:33:37.600 --> 0:33:38.080 You're lucky. 0:33:38.520 --> 0:33:40.680 If we were to you know, it's obviously not going 0:33:40.720 --> 0:33:42.360 to happen for you. And that's okay, buddy, all right. 0:33:42.640 --> 0:33:44.560 I'm not judging or shaming in any way. 0:33:44.640 --> 0:33:45.480 Okay, you know. 0:33:45.480 --> 0:33:47.840 And if we were making a choir anthem, yeah we 0:33:48.000 --> 0:33:48.240 need you. 0:33:48.360 --> 0:33:49.200 But on a rock song. 0:33:49.320 --> 0:33:50.000 Haven't listened to this. 0:33:52.200 --> 0:33:53.720 Every body bless him. 0:33:54.400 --> 0:34:01.720 Ten year old boy, everybody singing. 0:34:01.800 --> 0:34:02.920 What is it you want to pocket? 0:34:03.000 --> 0:34:03.280 Running? 0:34:04.640 --> 0:34:04.920 True? 0:34:05.520 --> 0:34:08.320 I agree that now that the production quality of the 0:34:08.440 --> 0:34:11.880 music has gone up significantly, my voice is not the 0:34:12.040 --> 0:34:15.440 right voice for the song. What we need is someone 0:34:15.560 --> 0:34:16.239 like barn Zy. 0:34:20.040 --> 0:34:20.440 Melbourne. 0:34:20.480 --> 0:34:22.719 Our question now is we are looking to have you 0:34:22.960 --> 0:34:25.239 sing the chorus with us. You can not just listen 0:34:25.320 --> 0:34:27.400 to the song. You can be on the song. Do 0:34:27.400 --> 0:34:29.400 you want to join our people's chorus. We're looking for 0:34:29.440 --> 0:34:31.160 you to give us a call this morning. We're just 0:34:31.200 --> 0:34:33.479 going to audition you. She just wanted to do that line. 0:34:33.840 --> 0:34:37.480 Everybody singing for Melbourne Melbourne? All right, so it's Melbourne 0:34:37.480 --> 0:34:40.040 twice Melbourne twice. It's so good they named it twice. 0:34:40.840 --> 0:34:43.200 All right, give us a call now nine four one 0:34:43.360 --> 0:34:45.520 four one o four three. We want to audition you. 0:34:45.600 --> 0:34:46.680 We want to hear your pipes. 0:34:46.800 --> 0:34:50.120 The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:34:50.200 --> 0:34:50.640 point three. 0:34:50.960 --> 0:34:53.399 So we are making a song for Melbourne, a brand 0:34:53.440 --> 0:34:55.880 new anthem for this great city to rival the new 0:34:55.960 --> 0:34:58.680 number one most Liverpool's city in the world v Enna. 0:34:59.600 --> 0:35:01.040 So we need you to sing on it. We like 0:35:01.160 --> 0:35:02.720 you to sing on to be part of the chorus. 0:35:03.200 --> 0:35:05.000 Jack has laid down this vocal. 0:35:07.040 --> 0:35:16.440 Everybody singing, Oh, everybody. 0:35:15.920 --> 0:35:22.239 Singing, got on the Muppets. It's it's too high, a 0:35:22.280 --> 0:35:24.840 registered on. It's not on my range. It's not in 0:35:24.920 --> 0:35:28.080 your again because I wrote the song. Sok. But you've you've. 0:35:28.400 --> 0:35:31.000 It's not about you. You've you've given to this to us, 0:35:31.239 --> 0:35:33.640 you know, And so we need you to come on 0:35:33.719 --> 0:35:37.600 here this morning and lay down your a big kind 0:35:37.680 --> 0:35:38.600 of vocal to it. 0:35:42.520 --> 0:35:42.839 All right. 0:35:42.920 --> 0:35:45.560 Our first this morning we say, well, Jenny is Brake. 0:35:45.680 --> 0:35:46.520 She's the first person to. 0:35:46.560 --> 0:35:50.360 Come on here and do this. Good morning Jenny, Hello Jenny, 0:35:50.480 --> 0:35:53.239 So did you sing at school or anything you've been 0:35:53.280 --> 0:35:56.919 in a band before I was in a heavy metal band, 0:35:57.520 --> 0:35:59.920 were you really? That's what we need? This is it? 0:36:00.200 --> 0:36:00.239 So? 0:36:00.680 --> 0:36:02.920 What was the name of your heavy metal band, Jenny, 0:36:03.719 --> 0:36:04.200 Day of. 0:36:04.520 --> 0:36:06.840 Knives, Day of Knives? 0:36:07.560 --> 0:36:10.759 I love hearing high bands into a whole show. Just 0:36:10.880 --> 0:36:12.959 on here, and what your old band used to be called? 0:36:14.280 --> 0:36:17.360 And now I'm in a choir called Open Doors Choir. 0:36:18.080 --> 0:36:20.400 Well, that is a transition and a half, isn't it, 0:36:20.560 --> 0:36:23.680 from the heavy metal band day of Night to the 0:36:24.600 --> 0:36:27.200 so Jenny, you know we're after here, Jack. The line 0:36:27.280 --> 0:36:30.160 we need is everybody sing it for Melbourne. Everybody. Everybody 0:36:30.360 --> 0:36:36.480 singing is everybody. I can't do it, Jenny, I believe 0:36:36.520 --> 0:36:38.160 in you. Will give you a bit of a leading. 0:36:38.200 --> 0:36:43.640 I'll count you in. So's everybody sing it for Melbourne? Melbourne? Yep, yeah, Jenny, 0:36:43.680 --> 0:36:46.239 Maybe pull the phone away from your mouth a little bit. 0:36:47.080 --> 0:36:48.160 I want you to belt it out. 0:36:48.440 --> 0:36:51.680 Yeah, okay, all right, you ready, Jenny, I'm going. 0:36:51.520 --> 0:36:53.080 All right, let's try and do this everyone. This is 0:36:53.160 --> 0:37:01.000 Live Radio one, two, three, four. Everybody sing it? Oh Best. 0:37:03.080 --> 0:37:03.799 On once more? 0:37:03.840 --> 0:37:04.560 That sounds great. 0:37:04.640 --> 0:37:05.120 Go again. 0:37:06.560 --> 0:37:09.200 Everybody's singing it from Mail Best. 0:37:10.400 --> 0:37:10.759 That's it. 0:37:10.960 --> 0:37:12.040 She's finding a groove. 0:37:13.360 --> 0:37:15.040 Jenny Jenny, you're in the bands. 0:37:15.200 --> 0:37:16.240 You're in the band, Jenny. 0:37:17.160 --> 0:37:17.399 Wow. 0:37:17.560 --> 0:37:21.040 Wait, that's a high standard set there, Jenny. That is impressive. 0:37:21.520 --> 0:37:26.040 Let's go to Freedom. Good morning, good morning, okay, Freedom, 0:37:26.080 --> 0:37:27.000 tell us about your form. 0:37:27.040 --> 0:37:27.919 Have you been in a band? 0:37:28.960 --> 0:37:30.320 H No, I have not. 0:37:30.560 --> 0:37:32.200 I used to sing in the school choir, but this 0:37:32.360 --> 0:37:34.000 was back in primary school and we used to sing 0:37:35.000 --> 0:37:36.120 a lot of kid songs. 0:37:36.480 --> 0:37:38.800 Yeah, okay, what it doesn't matter, right you ready to 0:37:38.800 --> 0:37:39.200 give this a go? 0:37:39.320 --> 0:37:40.479 Freedom? And you know what we're after? 0:37:41.440 --> 0:37:41.640 Yep? 0:37:41.800 --> 0:37:43.759 All right, Jack will count you in. 0:37:43.840 --> 0:37:49.000 Okay, all right, here we go, one, two, three. 0:37:50.239 --> 0:37:54.759 Everybody sing it from Melvin Melvin very good. 0:37:54.960 --> 0:37:56.440 And one more time Freedom go. 0:37:58.239 --> 0:38:05.399 Everybody sing it Albun Melbourne again, Freedom, very good. 0:38:05.680 --> 0:38:08.320 We're building the bad folks, we're building the band. So 0:38:08.440 --> 0:38:11.000 we've got Jenny, we got Freedom. Who else have we 0:38:11.080 --> 0:38:11.440 got there? 0:38:11.480 --> 0:38:12.320 We've got Nicole? 0:38:12.400 --> 0:38:16.080 Come on in, Nicole, good money? Okay, Nicole? So you 0:38:16.120 --> 0:38:17.520 want a hands free right now? 0:38:18.680 --> 0:38:18.879 Yeah? 0:38:19.600 --> 0:38:20.680 All right? Is this safe? 0:38:22.000 --> 0:38:22.879 Completely same? 0:38:23.160 --> 0:38:23.839 No, I don't reckon. 0:38:23.920 --> 0:38:26.959 We can encourage singing and auditioning for live radio whilst 0:38:26.960 --> 0:38:29.640 you're driving. Worried about your safety, Nicole? Afraid when you 0:38:29.800 --> 0:38:31.719 can pull over and give us a call when it's safe. 0:38:31.760 --> 0:38:33.279 You've got to be safe with rock and roll these days, 0:38:33.320 --> 0:38:35.000 health and safety if you want all right, So if 0:38:35.000 --> 0:38:36.440 you want to sing in the man nine four one 0:38:36.480 --> 0:38:37.680 four one four three. 0:38:37.640 --> 0:38:40.680 The Christian who Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh 0:38:40.800 --> 0:38:41.480 four point three. 0:38:41.800 --> 0:38:44.319 Sometimes when you're the host of a breakfast show, it's 0:38:44.400 --> 0:38:46.920 like you're a pilot. You've got to make micro decisions 0:38:46.960 --> 0:38:50.160 that can also the safety of the listeners and take 0:38:50.160 --> 0:38:52.160 you on a completely different course. And right now, during 0:38:52.239 --> 0:38:54.600 that song, we have to have an instant editor of 0:38:54.680 --> 0:38:58.280 meeting about whether or not Andy Lee's hemorrhoids will influence 0:38:58.360 --> 0:39:02.080 today's at work time where it's at nine four grown ups, 0:39:02.719 --> 0:39:05.000 four grownups actually talking about it, whether. 0:39:04.960 --> 0:39:07.080 Any of us saw going, hey, are we really. 0:39:07.360 --> 0:39:10.759 Talking about another guy's backside, and whether or not we 0:39:10.880 --> 0:39:12.840 put it on air for the at work time waste. 0:39:12.920 --> 0:39:15.360 We are talking about our good friend Andy Lee's hemorrhoids. 0:39:15.400 --> 0:39:17.799 So we have heard from this morning he's recovering well. 0:39:18.080 --> 0:39:22.239 Three man operation yesterday, go up his backside and it's 0:39:22.280 --> 0:39:26.719 a diamonte fixed. They've done amazing, amazing What money can 0:39:26.760 --> 0:39:28.160 buy you now, you know, beautiful stuff. 0:39:28.200 --> 0:39:29.760 Andy, I look forward to seeing it anyway. 0:39:30.040 --> 0:39:31.680 You know, we're still it's ongoing, whether or not we're 0:39:31.680 --> 0:39:34.600 going to influence today's at work time waste eight minutes 0:39:34.640 --> 0:39:37.279 past eight. We now got to get into this and 0:39:37.400 --> 0:39:39.480 I go from Andy Lee's backside to this. 0:39:39.680 --> 0:39:41.000 Let's talk about the anthem. 0:39:41.080 --> 0:39:41.200 Then. 0:39:41.320 --> 0:39:44.680 Jack has written an amazing anthem, laid down a demo track. 0:39:44.880 --> 0:39:47.920 This our song for Melbourne. Gun against Vienna now the 0:39:48.080 --> 0:39:49.600 number one most of the all sitting in the world. 0:39:49.600 --> 0:39:52.000 They've got that eighty song Vienna. We need our brand 0:39:52.040 --> 0:39:53.840 new anthem. Jack's been busy. Have listened to this. 0:39:56.040 --> 0:39:57.320 Everybody sing. 0:40:00.840 --> 0:40:02.480 It's a guide. It's a guys. 0:40:04.000 --> 0:40:05.240 Everybody singing. 0:40:08.360 --> 0:40:12.120 The music sounds fantastic. The singer there, yes, he's a guide. 0:40:12.160 --> 0:40:16.040 Track of yours is a more tender, willowy, lightweight voice. Okay, 0:40:16.280 --> 0:40:17.920 I want it to be powerful, but that's all I 0:40:17.920 --> 0:40:19.200 can muster. No, but it's great. 0:40:19.239 --> 0:40:20.760 You've given us this amazing anthem. 0:40:20.800 --> 0:40:23.120 You've given us a hook the song, and so far 0:40:23.200 --> 0:40:25.239 we've been opening the lines on nine four one four, 0:40:25.280 --> 0:40:27.040 one oh four three. We're asking to come and sing 0:40:27.160 --> 0:40:29.480 on the song, join the chorus. We're building the band 0:40:29.520 --> 0:40:30.239 already with Jenny. 0:40:30.719 --> 0:40:33.960 Everybody sing it's a most flowers. 0:40:34.600 --> 0:40:36.960 Wow, that sounds great. 0:40:37.040 --> 0:40:40.840 Go again, everybody saying it's allow best. 0:40:41.880 --> 0:40:42.800 And then we got Freedom. 0:40:43.080 --> 0:40:46.440 Everybody sing it now, then Melbourne. 0:40:47.360 --> 0:40:49.759 So they're sounding great already. We've got the girls that moment. 0:40:49.760 --> 0:40:51.799 We need the guys as well. Join the quiet nine 0:40:51.880 --> 0:40:53.319 four one four one o four three. 0:40:53.800 --> 0:40:56.080 Pats by the way, I reckon. Perhaps it's got a 0:40:56.280 --> 0:41:03.319 real big old belting Yes, shout everybody, Patsy for mel 0:41:03.520 --> 0:41:08.560 Man in the show. Maybe Pats you know I reckon. 0:41:08.600 --> 0:41:13.880 You've got everybody sing it for me? Be shocking, shocking, 0:41:14.120 --> 0:41:18.640 you can sing, You'll be part of Come on, take 0:41:18.719 --> 0:41:20.720 time out from plugging in the old ten k Theropeak 0:41:20.760 --> 0:41:22.360 guarantee with pleasure. 0:41:22.440 --> 0:41:24.000 Maybe you could sing that every half an hour. 0:41:25.640 --> 0:41:30.719 Jojo, Hello Jojoe. So apparently you've got four mere You've 0:41:30.800 --> 0:41:32.120 you've sung in a lot of bands? 0:41:32.920 --> 0:41:34.759 Oh yeah, I have sung in a few. 0:41:34.880 --> 0:41:36.319 Ye, that's the true thing. 0:41:36.680 --> 0:41:39.400 Okay, and any names? What bands have you sung him? 0:41:41.800 --> 0:41:42.400 Money Shot? 0:41:43.840 --> 0:41:48.239 And okay? I did ask you? 0:41:48.320 --> 0:41:48.440 Did? 0:41:51.880 --> 0:41:52.520 You did ask me? 0:41:52.600 --> 0:41:55.480 That's probably the most recent one, and it's probably probably 0:41:55.560 --> 0:41:56.719 the best one to tell you. 0:41:57.280 --> 0:41:59.239 That's the best one to tell me live on the 0:41:59.320 --> 0:42:02.480 radio at Temper sent me of the school. Yeah, okay, 0:42:03.160 --> 0:42:06.160 are you ready to sing your line for us? All right, 0:42:06.239 --> 0:42:07.800 give us the old money shot. 0:42:09.480 --> 0:42:09.680 One. 0:42:10.160 --> 0:42:13.560 Everybody, everybody. 0:42:19.760 --> 0:42:20.080 Jojo. 0:42:20.160 --> 0:42:22.560 I reckon, there's a better taking you than that. Yeah, 0:42:22.640 --> 0:42:25.839 we're not Oh no, no, no, no no no Jojo. Listen, 0:42:25.960 --> 0:42:28.000 come on, you're Jojo from the money Shot. 0:42:28.280 --> 0:42:31.360 I need to feel the passion you're singing for Melbourne, 0:42:31.400 --> 0:42:33.120 this is the greatest city in the water. When your 0:42:33.160 --> 0:42:36.279 line back there and faking it, let's go again. Can 0:42:36.360 --> 0:42:37.680 you bring it? Jojo? 0:42:39.560 --> 0:42:39.759 One? 0:42:40.040 --> 0:42:47.839 Two four, everybody sing? It's a malte more time. 0:42:50.200 --> 0:42:56.640 Everybody. There we go. You're in Jojo. 0:42:56.760 --> 0:42:58.960 That's but we got it. We got the essence of Jojo. 0:42:59.000 --> 0:42:59.680 There, we got here. 0:42:59.760 --> 0:43:03.880 Ye hey, hi Jen, Hey, hi Jen, I see my 0:43:04.680 --> 0:43:07.280 my phone system here just simply says really helpful producers, 0:43:07.360 --> 0:43:08.920 great one musical theater. 0:43:11.239 --> 0:43:14.080 Game and so you you work in the performing arts. 0:43:14.680 --> 0:43:15.480 No, it's all. 0:43:15.640 --> 0:43:17.080 It's pretty much all amateur stuff. 0:43:17.120 --> 0:43:19.200 I've found a little bit of singing with bands and things, 0:43:19.239 --> 0:43:21.880 but you know, you got to gott. 0:43:21.719 --> 0:43:22.800 To just do what you can do. 0:43:23.200 --> 0:43:25.480 Yeah, okay, well listen, Jenny, Thanks for giving us a call. 0:43:25.560 --> 0:43:27.279 Try now are you ready with your line? 0:43:27.760 --> 0:43:27.960 Sure? 0:43:28.239 --> 0:43:30.120 Okay, Jack, you're going to counter in. Ok can you 0:43:30.200 --> 0:43:32.800 in gen? Everybody sing for Melbourne? Okay, Jenny bring it 0:43:34.760 --> 0:43:35.399 one two? 0:43:37.239 --> 0:43:38.719 Everybody singing for. 0:43:38.960 --> 0:43:44.239 Melvine Malver, She's got gay one more time? 0:43:45.840 --> 0:43:49.200 Are the sting into melbournel. 0:43:51.440 --> 0:43:54.000 That was brilliant best so far. We put Jen up 0:43:54.000 --> 0:43:56.600 the front of the microphone where the chorus. 0:43:56.600 --> 0:43:58.200 Hey, Jenny, well done, you're in the band. 0:43:58.280 --> 0:44:01.240 Okay, call with me, Jenny Christen It's Jin. 0:44:02.040 --> 0:44:09.200 Sorry, wow, everybody get ready. We've got our first guy, Peter. 0:44:09.560 --> 0:44:10.480 Well done, Pete. 0:44:11.440 --> 0:44:14.120 Here we going going he he He's our guy. 0:44:16.640 --> 0:44:19.239 Okay, So Peter, are you ready? You've got the line 0:44:19.280 --> 0:44:19.920 we need from you. 0:44:21.239 --> 0:44:22.680 I'd like to hear it one more time. 0:44:22.880 --> 0:44:26.239 Okay, we got my guide track. Yeah, we got the 0:44:26.280 --> 0:44:27.160 first d of the band. 0:44:27.239 --> 0:44:39.800 Guys, everybody singing. Everybody sing. 0:44:42.760 --> 0:44:46.480 Okay, Pietera, you got it, got it? Everybody sing it 0:44:46.640 --> 0:44:48.799 for Melbourne? Oh can you in Peat now? Listen, Peter, 0:44:48.920 --> 0:44:50.879 this is really important. You're representing the guys. 0:44:50.920 --> 0:44:53.399 You're the first person in trant audition for the band, 0:44:53.520 --> 0:44:55.799 so you really really really got to punch through. 0:44:55.840 --> 0:45:02.000 Okay, no problem, bringing came I right, come on, Pete. 0:45:02.040 --> 0:45:03.320 I know you can do this, Pizza. 0:45:03.400 --> 0:45:03.800 Let's do it. 0:45:03.920 --> 0:45:12.200 Go one two three four everybody Malbourn Melburn. 0:45:13.960 --> 0:45:14.280 Again. 0:45:20.719 --> 0:45:24.080 Peter, Yeah, Peter, I tell you what we need. 0:45:24.120 --> 0:45:25.960 I'll tell you what it's. It's almost there. You know 0:45:26.120 --> 0:45:28.480 it's almost there. You're in first gear. I reckon, there's 0:45:28.480 --> 0:45:30.320 a few more gears than you, Peter. So I just 0:45:30.400 --> 0:45:31.799 need to do it again. We've got to be very 0:45:31.960 --> 0:45:34.040 very We only want the finest voices on the song. 0:45:34.080 --> 0:45:37.879 So Peter, could you do the line again? Sure, good man, Pieter. 0:45:37.960 --> 0:45:39.520 And then there's a better take in your buddy off 0:45:39.560 --> 0:45:39.719 you go. 0:45:40.800 --> 0:45:45.279 Bring it, Pete and one, two three four everybody sing 0:45:45.960 --> 0:45:48.200 meln that's great. 0:45:48.320 --> 0:45:50.080 One more time, Pixie, Pete. 0:45:53.200 --> 0:45:55.120 Yeah, can you only get one take? 0:45:55.160 --> 0:45:58.839 That's okay, one take, Pete, Pete, you're in the van, 0:45:59.120 --> 0:46:00.960 the first to come on through. 0:46:01.400 --> 0:46:03.480 All right, we'll take some more auditions next. 0:46:03.400 --> 0:46:06.759 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show. Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:46:06.800 --> 0:46:07.279 point three. 0:46:07.560 --> 0:46:11.759 We are holding live auditions right now. Forget Australia's got talent, 0:46:11.960 --> 0:46:13.080 this is Melbourne's got talent. 0:46:13.320 --> 0:46:13.840 MGT. 0:46:14.280 --> 0:46:16.720 We need you for our song for Melbourne, our anthem 0:46:16.760 --> 0:46:19.440 that we're going to be making this is the the 0:46:19.640 --> 0:46:21.799 what you call this the vocal trap, the vocal guy trap. 0:46:21.840 --> 0:46:24.120 Don't have a drum track sometimes don'tainly for bands to 0:46:24.840 --> 0:46:25.399 get them in time. 0:46:25.520 --> 0:46:26.279 Jack's laid this down. 0:46:26.320 --> 0:46:27.520 It's his song. He's come up with us. 0:46:29.560 --> 0:46:38.800 Everybody sing it, Lord, everybody singing. 0:46:45.719 --> 0:46:47.800 We've had some great auditions so far. If you're just 0:46:47.880 --> 0:46:52.160 tuning in, listen to this from Jen everybody singing the 0:46:52.400 --> 0:46:53.520 Melbourne Man. 0:46:56.280 --> 0:46:57.520 She sounds amazing. 0:46:58.000 --> 0:47:00.479 All right, we're ready to go to another guy. Okay, 0:47:00.560 --> 0:47:04.879 pe d Our last guy fingers burn one tape, Pete Gary. 0:47:08.560 --> 0:47:09.600 The album. 0:47:11.680 --> 0:47:14.200 Even need the truck, that's it. 0:47:14.320 --> 0:47:17.160 It brings the heaters, Gary, Gary, this truck one more 0:47:17.239 --> 0:47:19.840 time with the song as well, because this sounds really exciting. 0:47:19.960 --> 0:47:21.160 Mate, Jackie what he's account of. 0:47:21.200 --> 0:47:25.400 Him one every four. 0:47:27.880 --> 0:47:33.439 Album stuck in the loop. 0:47:36.600 --> 0:47:42.439 This is my job here is done? Back to work? 0:47:42.520 --> 0:47:47.160 Oh god, that's Britta James. Was he calling from the 0:47:47.239 --> 0:47:47.919 bath Jame? 0:47:48.040 --> 0:47:48.439 This show? 0:47:48.719 --> 0:47:49.040 James? 0:47:50.520 --> 0:47:51.600 James, worry right now? 0:47:51.719 --> 0:47:55.640 Done it? Well about all right? And it was air 0:47:55.719 --> 0:47:59.319 craft hangers. You were the toilet, James. 0:48:00.800 --> 0:48:03.160 In the bathroom off my headphone? 0:48:03.200 --> 0:48:03.600 How bad? 0:48:03.680 --> 0:48:08.400 Yeah, the guy's not making it easier. 0:48:08.920 --> 0:48:11.640 I have you to be safe though walking around your house. 0:48:11.680 --> 0:48:16.680 And all right, James, you anybody. 0:48:16.760 --> 0:48:18.480 Absolutely all right, bring it? 0:48:20.480 --> 0:48:22.200 One two three four. 0:48:23.400 --> 0:48:27.200 Everybody is singing for Melbourne Melbourne. 0:48:27.120 --> 0:48:28.399 In order to pizza. 0:48:29.960 --> 0:48:30.280 Again. 0:48:31.200 --> 0:48:34.239 Everybody is singing for Melbourne Melburn. 0:48:35.920 --> 0:48:36.279 M hm. 0:48:37.160 --> 0:48:38.479 That's a little bit of power, James. 0:48:38.520 --> 0:48:39.360 But any. 0:48:40.640 --> 0:48:42.879 James, when you're gonna need to hit one more time, 0:48:42.960 --> 0:48:46.600 it's really hot over the phone and there's a bit 0:48:46.640 --> 0:48:48.440 of a delay on the phone and hearing the song. 0:48:48.400 --> 0:48:49.000 I'll give you that. 0:48:49.600 --> 0:48:53.759 Actually think I thought us wants to be this is 0:48:54.680 --> 0:48:55.320 the bathroom. 0:48:55.840 --> 0:48:58.759 Oh I see, okay, enough, please. 0:49:00.920 --> 0:49:03.359 Now listen James, James, I can really feel that when 0:49:03.360 --> 0:49:05.319 we're talking to you. I can feel you've got a big, 0:49:05.440 --> 0:49:09.680 strong voice, buddy. Yeah, there there, I can feel it now. 0:49:10.400 --> 0:49:13.160 Yeah, that's it. Okay, so really screw your face. 0:49:15.400 --> 0:49:20.000 That's it. Yes, that's what we call deep. 0:49:22.320 --> 0:49:24.680 Getting through it, all right? And I think now you've 0:49:24.760 --> 0:49:25.160 found it. 0:49:25.400 --> 0:49:27.120 What's happening? Now you found it? 0:49:27.239 --> 0:49:29.080 James, Let's here it one more time. Okay, you ready 0:49:29.080 --> 0:49:29.560 with glasses? 0:49:30.000 --> 0:49:31.760 Absolutely good stuff? 0:49:31.800 --> 0:49:32.520 Okay, right, go. 0:49:34.560 --> 0:49:36.319 One two three four. 0:49:37.440 --> 0:49:40.640 Everybody is singing for Melbourne Melbourne. 0:49:41.680 --> 0:49:44.719 Everybody is singing for Melbourn, Melbourne. 0:49:47.200 --> 0:49:50.080 Him at the back rather back, sick and right at 0:49:50.120 --> 0:49:50.359 the back. 0:49:50.440 --> 0:49:58.480 Right now, car park, Hey, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom Tom Tom? 0:49:58.560 --> 0:50:00.840 You ready? I am okay? 0:50:03.000 --> 0:50:03.759 All right, Tom? 0:50:03.880 --> 0:50:04.319 Good luck? 0:50:04.400 --> 0:50:04.759 Bring it. 0:50:06.640 --> 0:50:11.440 One, two, three, four, everybody from now. 0:50:14.800 --> 0:50:21.760 He's like a Collingwood fan. Time you're fired. 0:50:21.880 --> 0:50:24.480 Sorry, we gotta we got to you gotta be Let 0:50:24.520 --> 0:50:26.760 some people go right, Okay. 0:50:26.719 --> 0:50:28.920 The ladies are running away with it today, you know, 0:50:29.680 --> 0:50:33.400 over the place. Guys, what's going on? Wendy? Hello, all right, 0:50:33.400 --> 0:50:34.759 do you know what I'm gonna do? Right, Let's do 0:50:34.960 --> 0:50:36.759 a Maybe this might be a mistake. Let's try this. 0:50:36.880 --> 0:50:38.839 Let's try and put another lady on the other line 0:50:39.040 --> 0:50:43.600 and audition two ladies at the same time. Alright, so, Wendy, 0:50:43.800 --> 0:50:47.359 you are online one, Wendy online one, and let's try 0:50:47.600 --> 0:50:48.879 let's put online two. 0:50:49.200 --> 0:50:49.960 Let's transfer. 0:50:50.120 --> 0:50:50.719 We got who we got? 0:50:50.840 --> 0:50:54.560 Nicole? Nicole? Welcome? All right, Nicole, say hi to Wendy. 0:50:54.719 --> 0:50:55.920 Wendy say hi to Nicole. 0:50:56.400 --> 0:50:56.640 Hello. 0:50:58.719 --> 0:51:01.680 You could feel this awkward. This could produce at Lennon 0:51:01.680 --> 0:51:03.840 and McCartney. They didn't get it when they got in 0:51:03.880 --> 0:51:04.320 the studio. 0:51:04.719 --> 0:51:06.600 The harmony is going to be a jewet. 0:51:06.800 --> 0:51:08.680 So we yes, yes, a jewet? 0:51:08.760 --> 0:51:11.839 Right you ready? Girls? Can you in? Okay? Sis Ter's 0:51:11.880 --> 0:51:12.239 bring It. 0:51:14.040 --> 0:51:21.160 One two three four Elbourne. 0:51:22.239 --> 0:51:33.920 One more Time Girls, There's one someone's good and someone's bad. 0:51:35.760 --> 0:51:38.200 On the car, but you're both hind the Christian O'Connell 0:51:38.239 --> 0:51:41.080 Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three. 0:51:41.360 --> 0:51:43.359 Thank you ver much to everyone who called it. Try 0:51:43.440 --> 0:51:47.279 me part of the song for Melbourne. One thing is 0:51:47.360 --> 0:51:50.680 crystal clear. What the song really needs is this man. 0:51:54.800 --> 0:51:57.239 You know, we interviewed them last week. It's not really 0:51:57.280 --> 0:52:00.920 protocol to swap numbers with them. I've been stopping message 0:52:00.960 --> 0:52:04.520 with his wife. But if anyone has a contact in 0:52:04.640 --> 0:52:09.239 in with Sir Jimmy Barnes, I've knighted him now, so Jimmy. 0:52:09.000 --> 0:52:10.960 Barnes, he'd be great to sing a couple of lines 0:52:11.000 --> 0:52:12.399 on it. How did you get his wife's number? 0:52:12.640 --> 0:52:14.719 I don't get his wife's number. She started following me 0:52:14.800 --> 0:52:17.080 on Twitter. We've been back and forth dming each other. 0:52:17.080 --> 0:52:19.560 I said how much I love the documentary and stuff 0:52:19.600 --> 0:52:19.719 like that. 0:52:19.880 --> 0:52:22.040 Yeah, well, maybe would you ask would you feel comfortable 0:52:22.080 --> 0:52:24.440 asking her if Jimmy would sing on the song? Do 0:52:24.520 --> 0:52:26.319 you think that's like the dumb thing? You know, she's 0:52:26.360 --> 0:52:28.759 then gonna un follow me, and oh god, I haven't 0:52:28.840 --> 0:52:30.480 been following him six days and now he's asking my 0:52:30.600 --> 0:52:34.160 husband to sing on a song. It's either that or 0:52:34.280 --> 0:52:36.520 Peyton Tom, those guys that we heard before. 0:52:36.280 --> 0:52:41.040 The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Gold one oh four point three. 0:52:41.360 --> 0:52:43.120 So the weekend I had to go and put my 0:52:43.239 --> 0:52:45.279 daughter up, my eleven year old daughter. She'd be working 0:52:45.360 --> 0:52:49.239 on a school project with two other girls about the 0:52:49.400 --> 0:52:51.680 history of the Suffragette movement. 0:52:52.120 --> 0:52:53.520 Obviously this is a global. 0:52:53.239 --> 0:52:55.600 Thing, and so they've been working on even when they 0:52:55.640 --> 0:52:58.160 get that big old I'm sure Audrey's had to do 0:52:58.280 --> 0:53:01.000 this before they get that big old colored piece of 0:53:01.160 --> 0:53:02.400 like a three cart. 0:53:02.480 --> 0:53:04.279 We're always at office works getting sup. 0:53:04.600 --> 0:53:07.240 Getting the cutting it all out, and it's glue everywhere 0:53:07.280 --> 0:53:09.480 on the floor and chuck a bunch of glitter on 0:53:09.760 --> 0:53:11.560 and you know, they really get into it, you know, 0:53:11.560 --> 0:53:13.040 and they're concentrating, and so I had to go and 0:53:13.120 --> 0:53:15.399 pick her up and on these two other little girls 0:53:15.440 --> 0:53:18.360 that they were working really hard. And I'm driving Lois 0:53:18.480 --> 0:53:21.000 home and I'm going, so on, what have you learned? 0:53:21.040 --> 0:53:22.600 What have you learn about the Suffragette movement? You know, 0:53:22.680 --> 0:53:25.160 it's really pertinent even now what those what those those 0:53:25.280 --> 0:53:27.040 ladies did and why they did it. And so she 0:53:27.160 --> 0:53:29.680 was talking about it all and Australian obviously she coupled 0:53:29.680 --> 0:53:31.720 a little bit of it in the UK with Emily Pankers. 0:53:31.760 --> 0:53:33.440 And then she told me that New Zealand I think 0:53:33.520 --> 0:53:35.439 is the first country in the world to give woman 0:53:35.480 --> 0:53:37.000 the right to vote. And I'm sure she's taking all 0:53:37.040 --> 0:53:39.080 this in and then she said, we've got to wear 0:53:39.320 --> 0:53:41.560 when we present it to the class, We've got to 0:53:41.600 --> 0:53:43.799 wear these sashes. I went, yeah, that's right, because it's 0:53:43.800 --> 0:53:45.640 relevant as well. And she goes, do you think it'd 0:53:45.640 --> 0:53:47.960 be a good idea if I wrote on my sash 0:53:48.160 --> 0:53:48.760 Miss World? 0:53:49.600 --> 0:53:50.560 I went, I don't. 0:53:51.120 --> 0:53:56.880 I think that's the opposite. Whole figure is about. 0:53:57.120 --> 0:54:00.320 Said, I think you've missed a lesson there for hours 0:54:00.360 --> 0:54:01.959 you been working out and you think get up. 0:54:01.840 --> 0:54:07.600 There right, Miss World, Yay, women are empowered. In twenty eighteen, Miss. 0:54:08.200 --> 0:54:11.560 The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:54:11.600 --> 0:54:12.040 point three. 0:54:12.520 --> 0:54:14.480 This Friday we Backjack when I we be going into 0:54:14.560 --> 0:54:18.160 our courtroom. We turned the studio into a courtroom overseeing 0:54:18.280 --> 0:54:20.560 your cases. Last week we had It was like a 0:54:20.680 --> 0:54:23.440 three person case, a mother in law, a wife and 0:54:23.560 --> 0:54:26.000 the son in law, the leaking ruth that had been 0:54:26.040 --> 0:54:28.520 mended in two years, and we stepped in and instant 0:54:28.800 --> 0:54:31.680 justice was dispatched. So if there's something you'd like us 0:54:31.719 --> 0:54:34.400 to try on your behalf. It might be between you 0:54:34.520 --> 0:54:36.279 and a buddy at work, it might be someone going 0:54:36.320 --> 0:54:39.080 on you and your other half. Whatever it is, please 0:54:39.160 --> 0:54:41.240 let me know. We're looking for the cases for this Friday. 0:54:41.320 --> 0:54:43.520 You can email me Christian at gold one I four 0:54:43.520 --> 0:54:46.200 to three dot com dot Au or drop us out 0:54:46.200 --> 0:54:48.560 on our Facebook page. Very easy up there O C 0:54:48.920 --> 0:54:52.480 one four three that's our home on Facebook. Now, over 0:54:52.520 --> 0:54:55.600 the last hour we have been having editorial meetings about 0:54:55.640 --> 0:54:58.480 what to do about today's at work time West. We 0:54:58.640 --> 0:55:02.279 had a nice easy, the family friendly one and then 0:55:02.360 --> 0:55:04.960 the subject this morning has come to our minds of 0:55:05.080 --> 0:55:08.120 our dear friend was on the show yesterday this time yesterday, 0:55:08.480 --> 0:55:11.279 Andy Lee and Andy Lee. There's nothing embarrassed about this 0:55:11.440 --> 0:55:13.759 happens to people were all grown up on this show. 0:55:14.040 --> 0:55:18.200 But he has hemorrhoids. It is a little bit embarrassing. 0:55:18.719 --> 0:55:20.440 Well, to be fair to Andy, he's done a good thing, 0:55:20.560 --> 0:55:22.640 you know, he was on the radio yesterday afternoon, live 0:55:22.680 --> 0:55:24.719 from hospital getting this treated, and he was still doing 0:55:24.760 --> 0:55:27.719 interviews on Kennedy Malloyal Trip of M and he was 0:55:27.800 --> 0:55:29.160 telling them about his backside. 0:55:29.239 --> 0:55:32.160 So he's trying to bring awareness to hemorrhoids. 0:55:32.480 --> 0:55:33.480 He's an ambassador. 0:55:33.680 --> 0:55:34.680 Well, I think he's going to be. 0:55:34.719 --> 0:55:35.120 On the poster. 0:55:35.120 --> 0:55:36.960 It's not him but his backside. 0:55:37.160 --> 0:55:39.080 I think he's trying to bring awareness to true story 0:55:39.120 --> 0:55:39.920 on Channel nine. 0:55:41.520 --> 0:55:48.520 I was just more about his roids he's got. But anyway, 0:55:48.560 --> 0:55:51.680 we were talking about this morning as concerned colleagues and friends, 0:55:52.000 --> 0:55:54.239 you know, and concerned for Andy that he's recovering well 0:55:54.480 --> 0:55:58.200 and his bum grapes. Andy has left this message. 0:55:58.360 --> 0:55:58.880 He heard it. 0:56:00.480 --> 0:56:04.200 And Jack, thank you very much for broadcasting about my 0:56:04.440 --> 0:56:09.080 bum grapes. Don't you put it or rectus fruits. I've 0:56:09.120 --> 0:56:13.520 heard that this morning. As soon as it's sniffed off, 0:56:14.000 --> 0:56:16.960 don't you worry. I've got three or four doctors in here. 0:56:17.080 --> 0:56:19.319 They're going to put it in a barrel, take their 0:56:19.360 --> 0:56:21.759 shoes and socks off, and stomp. 0:56:21.480 --> 0:56:23.440 On it for a few hours to. 0:56:23.480 --> 0:56:26.200 Make sure we get the finest wine lovely, which of 0:56:26.280 --> 0:56:31.000 course I'll bottle. Let's sit for all while and the 0:56:31.120 --> 0:56:35.600 advantage that I suggest we'll be best drunk at around 0:56:35.640 --> 0:56:38.759 about twenty twenty cheers. 0:56:39.880 --> 0:56:42.120 Cheers, only watch out going to dinner at dinner at 0:56:42.120 --> 0:56:43.920 Andy's house. If he goes down to the cellar. 0:56:45.680 --> 0:56:46.960 This one's definitely been corked. 0:56:47.560 --> 0:56:49.840 So are we actually going to let's just have a 0:56:49.920 --> 0:56:51.960 show vote right now, are we really going to do 0:56:52.080 --> 0:56:52.760 bum bands? 0:56:53.200 --> 0:56:55.080 It's a yes for me answers, Yes for me. 0:56:56.719 --> 0:56:59.759 Producer backs, you know, I always She's kind of like 0:56:59.840 --> 0:57:01.960 the saying one in the team, right. She runs it 0:57:02.040 --> 0:57:04.160 with a nine rule of this show, producer, becks are 0:57:04.200 --> 0:57:06.360 going to give you a vote at all. It's like 0:57:06.440 --> 0:57:08.920 the vote of confidence that's gone on the government. Even 0:57:08.960 --> 0:57:13.000 though Tumbles won, he hasn't really has he no bes? 0:57:13.040 --> 0:57:14.120 What do you think? Is it a bit? 0:57:15.160 --> 0:57:15.279 Now? 0:57:15.320 --> 0:57:18.640 It's okay, we can do it. It's funny the reluctance there. 0:57:18.720 --> 0:57:20.480 You pick up the reluctance in the turn that producers 0:57:20.520 --> 0:57:24.080 here sometimes protect us from. You can't. It's about bum 0:57:24.440 --> 0:57:26.640 has to be clean. It's about bums. Andy Lee's bum 0:57:26.800 --> 0:57:28.080 is clean. Everything is clean. 0:57:28.360 --> 0:57:31.120 He's got to clean Darry everyone, Okay, no dirty bums. 0:57:31.160 --> 0:57:31.800 We don't want any of that. 0:57:31.880 --> 0:57:34.640 After nine o'clock. Okay, I'm gonna use that. He's got 0:57:34.680 --> 0:57:36.720 a diamond started dumb. No, that's enough. 0:57:36.760 --> 0:57:37.040 Patch. 0:57:37.080 --> 0:57:40.440 We just said keeping men have a word with that. 0:57:40.680 --> 0:57:42.400 Tell Pats to keep it clean. So we're going to 0:57:42.480 --> 0:57:43.640 do We're actually going to do this. 0:57:44.000 --> 0:57:46.640 Bum bands. Yes, you can do bum bands. 0:57:46.760 --> 0:57:48.360 Okay, some producer becks his head. 0:57:48.400 --> 0:57:50.520 Now see what I've done. If it goes wrong, when 0:57:50.560 --> 0:57:51.880 I get complaints, we throw her under us. 0:57:51.960 --> 0:57:52.480 She's out the door. 0:57:52.600 --> 0:57:55.920 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:57:56.000 --> 0:57:56.480 point three. 0:58:00.080 --> 0:58:02.040 All right, this hour, all the music is picked by you. 0:58:02.160 --> 0:58:03.200 We do this every Wednesday. 0:58:03.280 --> 0:58:05.960 I love doing this. It's a midweek mixtape. We give 0:58:06.000 --> 0:58:07.680 you the theme. You pick all the songs. This is 0:58:07.760 --> 0:58:08.680 the best one you've done. 0:58:09.120 --> 0:58:11.200 It's there are no Sometimes when I look through it, 0:58:11.240 --> 0:58:13.880 you see certain songs like, okay, what's their songs? But this, 0:58:14.240 --> 0:58:17.240 all the songs are amazing. Honestly, it's brilliant. There all 0:58:17.280 --> 0:58:19.360 to do with the theme of walking. So we challenge 0:58:19.400 --> 0:58:20.919 you to come up with her and a whole hour, 0:58:21.040 --> 0:58:23.160 a great hour of songs to do with walking. You've 0:58:23.160 --> 0:58:24.640 got some of this coming up to the next hour. 0:58:36.360 --> 0:58:38.479 Before that though, let's go to the subject of Andy 0:58:38.560 --> 0:58:43.720 Lee's backside. We send our best wishes to our guests yesterday, 0:58:43.760 --> 0:58:47.080 our good friend Andy Lee and his day ay. He's 0:58:47.680 --> 0:58:51.560 been talk about this publicly. You just heard his voicemail message. 0:58:51.640 --> 0:58:55.680 You've heard us talking about today as well. Hemorrhoids. It's 0:58:55.680 --> 0:58:57.840 a condition. It happens to millions of us, you know. 0:58:58.320 --> 0:59:00.560 Good for Andy Lee for bringing away to it and 0:59:00.720 --> 0:59:02.240 the second season of True Stories. 0:59:02.920 --> 0:59:05.320 I was on last night at eight forty, so. 0:59:05.400 --> 0:59:08.000 Today to help him. He is listening right now is 0:59:08.040 --> 0:59:11.160 a private medical facility. He's listened to the station, so 0:59:11.240 --> 0:59:13.320 we're going to help him out by giving him some 0:59:13.520 --> 0:59:19.720 backside bands were doing this Going Away Backside has already 0:59:19.840 --> 0:59:21.520 tons of people that are pinging their text and I 0:59:21.520 --> 0:59:23.040 haven't even given up the number yet. 0:59:23.400 --> 0:59:29.640 MC hemorrhoid. Good Piles Davis. I only learned about Piles 0:59:29.640 --> 0:59:31.240 on this show when you've done that two. 0:59:31.200 --> 0:59:37.120 Weeks ago, Piles Davis. I've also got Poodoo Gurus, Great 0:59:37.120 --> 0:59:40.000 Australian band and Bert Backsider. 0:59:40.040 --> 0:59:44.040 Uh we're adults, we are. So what have you got 0:59:44.080 --> 0:59:54.120 for backside bands? Michael Crackton Dairy air Supply. Oh, very good, 0:59:54.520 --> 0:59:56.400 that's very good and bum forty one. 0:59:58.160 --> 0:59:59.280 All right, Melbourne, what can you. 0:59:59.320 --> 1:00:02.240 Do Texas now oh four seven five three one oh 1:00:02.280 --> 1:00:05.080 four three oh four seven five three one oh four three. 1:00:05.600 --> 1:00:08.000 Jack will go through and grade them in ten minutes time. 1:00:08.080 --> 1:00:11.000 Let's kick off the midwek mixtape to do with Walking. 1:00:10.800 --> 1:00:14.160 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four 1:00:14.200 --> 1:00:14.680 point three. 1:00:18.040 --> 1:00:20.959 I actually feel sorry for stations like Nova and Fox 1:00:21.040 --> 1:00:21.640 and Kiss. 1:00:21.400 --> 1:00:26.320 And they can't play Sheena Easton. What a powerful song. 1:00:26.480 --> 1:00:30.080 Sena Easton was struck requested by Sally and Werriby before that, 1:00:30.160 --> 1:00:33.480 Walk This Way, Alsmith rund See, David broad Meadows Proclaimers. 1:00:33.520 --> 1:00:35.640 I'm going to be five hunch of Miles Kelly in Essendon. 1:00:35.920 --> 1:00:38.640 Let's hold an hour of power. This week's midweek mixtape 1:00:38.680 --> 1:00:41.280 Walking songs picked by There's some great ones coming up. 1:00:41.680 --> 1:00:46.040 All right, let's go and talk about Andy Lee's backside. 1:00:45.600 --> 1:00:47.720 Is another thing that Nova and Fox wouldn't touch. 1:00:50.920 --> 1:00:53.200 So poor Andy Lee and we are we're only doing 1:00:53.280 --> 1:00:54.920 this out of concern for Andy Lee. I just hope 1:00:54.960 --> 1:00:59.920 everyone's realizing that as it excuse me as a gesture 1:01:00.120 --> 1:01:03.680 of concern. We opened the show today with really upsetting 1:01:03.680 --> 1:01:05.280 news for us that Andy Lee was on the show 1:01:05.360 --> 1:01:07.720 yesterday never mentioned it at all, but he was stood 1:01:07.800 --> 1:01:10.160 up and wincing anytime he tried to sit down for 1:01:10.240 --> 1:01:11.720 a guy crying out. 1:01:11.560 --> 1:01:14.360 Of as it lies, and oh I'm glad, No, no, 1:01:14.960 --> 1:01:15.680 let's not go there. 1:01:15.720 --> 1:01:18.800 Come on, we know the line. And then later on 1:01:18.840 --> 1:01:20.480 I hear him on the radio and he's lying from 1:01:20.480 --> 1:01:22.640 a hospital. Ben He's about to have a medical procedure 1:01:22.680 --> 1:01:26.240 for his we're all grown ups here, okay, hemorrhoids. So 1:01:26.360 --> 1:01:29.840 Jack and I are talking about it this morning. Andy Lee, 1:01:29.960 --> 1:01:32.280 here's it. He's left us this message. I did refer 1:01:32.320 --> 1:01:33.880 to it as bum grats. I believe that is the 1:01:34.000 --> 1:01:35.080 Latin medical term. 1:01:35.760 --> 1:01:39.640 To Christian and Jack, thank you very much for broadcasting 1:01:39.920 --> 1:01:44.440 about my bum grapes as you put it, or rectors fruits. 1:01:45.080 --> 1:01:49.640 I heard that this morning. As soon as it's snipped off, 1:01:50.120 --> 1:01:53.080 don't you worry. I've got three or four doctors in here. 1:01:53.200 --> 1:01:55.440 They're going to put it in a peril. Take these 1:01:55.480 --> 1:01:58.800 shoes in socks off and stomp on it for a 1:01:58.880 --> 1:02:02.200 few hours to make sure. Get the finest wine, which 1:02:02.280 --> 1:02:06.120 of course I'll bottle lit it for all while and 1:02:07.080 --> 1:02:11.720 the advantage that I suggest we best drunk at around 1:02:11.760 --> 1:02:13.560 about twenty. 1:02:13.400 --> 1:02:17.320 Twenty cheers, so as another just going to find the 1:02:17.400 --> 1:02:18.320 right peering cheese. 1:02:22.240 --> 1:02:23.360 Oh what. 1:02:26.760 --> 1:02:29.040 Oh you're quite right all right? So that today's at 1:02:29.080 --> 1:02:31.560 work time waste for Andy Lee, I kind of get 1:02:31.640 --> 1:02:33.400 well messages backside bands. 1:02:33.440 --> 1:02:35.560 He's listening in hospital? What backside bands would he be 1:02:35.600 --> 1:02:38.160 listening to? Kenn In forest Hill takes us straight to 1:02:38.440 --> 1:02:43.920 the poo fighters right gold Jack Posterior singer songwriter chat 1:02:43.960 --> 1:02:47.000 Post silvera Eric Crapton. 1:02:49.240 --> 1:02:51.000 I don't want to just mark all these golds, but 1:02:51.240 --> 1:02:52.400 that's the gold it is, isn't it. 1:02:52.680 --> 1:02:55.200 That's all Phil well done, green Bee Day, very good, 1:02:55.240 --> 1:02:56.360 smart one, Steven. 1:02:56.080 --> 1:02:59.880 Oakley, that's great gold for smartness. I'm afraid this isn't smart, 1:03:00.040 --> 1:03:07.840 this effective. Richard skid marks. That's four golds. 1:03:07.920 --> 1:03:10.000 Currently we should go home. I'm not proud of what 1:03:10.040 --> 1:03:12.160 we've done today, but I'll tell you what, do you 1:03:12.200 --> 1:03:14.080 know what? In twelve weeks you know I brought this 1:03:14.160 --> 1:03:16.040 feature or start this feature. We try every day to 1:03:16.080 --> 1:03:18.280 try and make it smart and literally the most popular 1:03:18.280 --> 1:03:20.480 one we've ever done at backside Bands. 1:03:21.640 --> 1:03:23.560 Eight is the score to be I think from memory 1:03:23.840 --> 1:03:26.200 eight gold we've had in this segment. We're currently at 1:03:26.240 --> 1:03:30.120 four Kennan Forest Hill. He's back everything but plugged the girl. 1:03:31.680 --> 1:03:35.680 I don't know the band. I can't score it, okay, 1:03:36.360 --> 1:03:39.760 but I shouldn't score it anyway. That's a bronze dire 1:03:39.960 --> 1:03:45.320 rear straits also from Ke's under Michael Phelps. Is today 1:03:45.400 --> 1:03:48.120 just raining gold. That has to be gold, earth breaking, 1:03:48.200 --> 1:03:50.240 Wind and fire, Civil plus. 1:03:50.400 --> 1:03:51.240 That's a great come. 1:03:51.320 --> 1:03:51.840 That's gold. 1:03:52.280 --> 1:03:54.600 Screwing Anthony in Greensboro, well done. 1:03:54.880 --> 1:03:59.760 Bums and Roses, Civil plus, rump DMC. That's good, So 1:03:59.840 --> 1:04:03.880 we'll pass the bumberries. Cranberry's silver. Then the skid marks 1:04:04.920 --> 1:04:08.720 had skid marks already, Silvil plus the back doors hmm, 1:04:09.320 --> 1:04:19.280 don't I Phil Colon's that's great gold Premium. That's Jaden, 1:04:19.280 --> 1:04:22.040 another one of our new listeners in Geelong officially announced 1:04:22.040 --> 1:04:22.440 on Monday. 1:04:22.480 --> 1:04:24.600 We are now the biggest Regis station in Geelong. Geelong 1:04:24.640 --> 1:04:29.800 has fallen to us and finally this morning backside bands 1:04:30.400 --> 1:04:36.120 headlining our Backside Festival. Katie perineum Ah, let's get out 1:04:36.120 --> 1:04:38.040 of the Christian O'Connell. 1:04:37.600 --> 1:04:40.040 Breakfast show Gold one oh four point three. 1:04:40.320 --> 1:04:42.600 We're doing the Midweet mixtape. You pick all the songs. 1:04:42.640 --> 1:04:45.400 We give you a femois all to do with walking today. 1:04:45.520 --> 1:04:48.840 Well done, great music so far. That was Katrina and 1:04:48.920 --> 1:04:49.400 the Waves. 1:04:49.960 --> 1:04:51.920 So earlier on this morning we were playing a bit 1:04:51.960 --> 1:04:53.520 more of Jack's song. 1:04:53.600 --> 1:04:55.560 I commission him to write a song for Melbourne after 1:04:55.600 --> 1:04:58.040 last week Vienna toppling you from number one, where you've 1:04:58.080 --> 1:04:59.320 been and rightly so for the last eight. 1:04:59.280 --> 1:05:01.400 Or nine years as my Liverpool city in the world. 1:05:01.720 --> 1:05:03.360 And we're thinking maybe the judges that we're also have 1:05:03.360 --> 1:05:05.800 been so close member that just was swayed by the 1:05:05.880 --> 1:05:08.160 rubbish eighties song about the boring town Vienna. 1:05:08.600 --> 1:05:11.120 We need a song for this great city, Melbourne. 1:05:11.160 --> 1:05:12.520 I thought. The only person who can write a song 1:05:12.840 --> 1:05:13.160 it is. 1:05:13.280 --> 1:05:15.120 Jack and the Lord Mayn was on the show Sally 1:05:15.240 --> 1:05:18.120 Cap She's given it her blessing as well. And early 1:05:18.200 --> 1:05:20.520 on this morning we were playing some of the amazing 1:05:20.760 --> 1:05:21.760 you've had this worked up? 1:05:21.800 --> 1:05:22.920 Who has the guy who's been doing this? 1:05:23.040 --> 1:05:25.160 Yeah, they say, a friend of mine. Luck, thank you 1:05:25.240 --> 1:05:27.560 for laying down the guitar parts and the drums and 1:05:27.600 --> 1:05:33.120 the bass. Is this haven't listened to this? What are 1:05:33.120 --> 1:05:35.480 we calling it? Everybody sing it for Melbourne? Everybody sing 1:05:35.560 --> 1:05:36.360 it for the Melbourne. 1:05:36.440 --> 1:05:40.080 Yep, it's the Boris line and the name of the song. 1:05:41.200 --> 1:05:44.400 Now, last week we were lucky enough to be blessed 1:05:44.440 --> 1:05:45.920 by the first suggestion of. 1:05:45.960 --> 1:05:47.360 A rick of a line. 1:05:47.480 --> 1:05:49.160 This song is in such a good place. 1:05:49.280 --> 1:05:52.880 Yes, that's right, the song is coming week exactly and 1:05:52.960 --> 1:05:55.800 I'm now about to bound another big leap forward. Very 1:05:55.880 --> 1:05:58.360 lucky to get on my WhatsApp group I've set up 1:05:58.400 --> 1:05:59.919 on my own phone. When I gave up my number, 1:06:00.560 --> 1:06:03.640 a guy called Anthony works at Dell's Caryards. He left 1:06:03.680 --> 1:06:05.880 this and I want us everyone just to reflect on 1:06:06.040 --> 1:06:09.040 the beautiful word, magic and poetry in this. 1:06:09.640 --> 1:06:13.680 We are Melbourne, we are strong, we are up then 1:06:13.840 --> 1:06:17.920 and number one. We can keep kick people's houses if 1:06:18.000 --> 1:06:20.480 food won't. But we are leading arts. 1:06:20.840 --> 1:06:23.240 Now that's not going in the song. I mean, I've 1:06:23.320 --> 1:06:23.560 done this. 1:06:25.760 --> 1:06:29.000 We Melbourne, we are show. 1:06:29.640 --> 1:06:40.440 We are up then and number one. Who we are leading? Hello, 1:06:40.640 --> 1:06:44.320 number one spot. I hate that. I'm going to delete that. 1:06:46.160 --> 1:06:48.560 I'm going to back up, Okay in a private hard ride. 1:06:48.480 --> 1:06:51.800 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four 1:06:51.840 --> 1:06:52.320 point three. 1:06:52.520 --> 1:06:54.040 All right, that's it for us. Thank you very much 1:06:54.040 --> 1:06:54.760 for picking all the music. 1:06:54.800 --> 1:06:57.600 Another outstanding out picked by you on the midweek mixtape 1:06:57.680 --> 1:06:59.960 Huggy Is on the Way. Could be playing the same 1:07:00.120 --> 1:07:02.760 song twice. You could be winning ten thousand dollars on 1:07:02.840 --> 1:07:05.240 the ten k no Repeat work Day. We are back 1:07:05.280 --> 1:07:08.000 tomorrow morning with a quiz that I am going to 1:07:08.080 --> 1:07:11.960 work out today is actually impossible for anyone to win 1:07:12.440 --> 1:07:13.439 for least a week. 1:07:13.920 --> 1:07:15.320 Are you going to loop me in this time? I'm 1:07:15.320 --> 1:07:17.680 seeker being on the other side where I don't know 1:07:17.800 --> 1:07:19.480 the answer, Absolutely not. 1:07:20.160 --> 1:07:24.680 Title of today's show is Message Me Comma cartoon Daddy, 1:07:25.560 --> 1:07:26.080 have a gat day. 1:07:26.080 --> 1:07:27.120 We're speak to you tomorrow morning. 1:07:27.200 --> 1:07:30.520 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four 1:07:30.560 --> 1:07:31.040 point three