Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2: How was your weekend, Patsy?
Speaker 3: I put the Love God to task. We had a
Speaker 3: few things to do at the weekend, one of which
Speaker 3: was we do have a relatively new mattress on you know,
Speaker 3: like top mattress on our bed, and I didn't feel
Speaker 3: that it was firm enough. It's a little bit soft.
Speaker 3: It's not quite right, and you know what it's like
Speaker 3: when you're a brecky hours sleep is just so pivotal.
Speaker 2: I I don't like to I don't like that. Did
Speaker 2: you buy it?
Speaker 3: Support it? Why did I buy it?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 3: No, I did buy a firm version, but it's not
Speaker 3: quite I didn't feel it's quite firm enough. And you
Speaker 3: can get these inserts to put into it, can you, Yeah,
Speaker 3: which are extra firm like a.
Speaker 2: Wooden board on girl or something.
Speaker 3: It's not like a wooden board. It's just like a
Speaker 3: thicker sort of.
Speaker 2: I have never heard of it. Yeah, what do you
Speaker 2: inserting them under it? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Well, this is the thing. So you had to like
Speaker 3: unzip all the layers and pull everything out.
Speaker 2: And I didn't even know you could go into the dummer.
Speaker 2: They didn't want us in there. You can't get in
Speaker 2: that thing. For good reason. We're not scientifically did it.
Speaker 3: It was like a game of operation. So I said
Speaker 3: to Chris, Now.
Speaker 1: Let's scalpels, white light over it, crash up, I said, Zipper,
Speaker 1: it's not springs, it's one of the.
Speaker 3: Phone we're down down in under on the very basis springs, yes,
Speaker 3: but then there's several layers of foam. How big is
Speaker 3: this mattress?
Speaker 2: Like a wedding cake with three tears?
Speaker 3: Well, usually when you get a mattress, you've got no
Speaker 3: business looking what's inside it.
Speaker 2: But they can't get in ours. I know there's any So.
Speaker 3: I said to Chris. We had to be in the
Speaker 3: right frame of mind, like we sort of try to weaken.
Speaker 3: I said, you know what, I don't think we're in
Speaker 3: the right frame of mind. This is a weekend of mind.
Speaker 2: Are you to go around operating on a mattress frames
Speaker 2: of mine? One can be and what is that report?
Speaker 3: You've got to have a clear mind and not be
Speaker 3: too tired, So we thought, okay, to.
Speaker 1: Work that does never ever, when are you're ever not
Speaker 1: tired or having a clear mind.
Speaker 2: To catch twenty two?
Speaker 3: Because you need sleep on the Good Matchore.
Speaker 2: This is the modern Sissyphus.
Speaker 3: So I said to Chris, Okay, let's just stop for
Speaker 3: a minute before we start, let's see where everything is,
Speaker 3: because it's all got to go back in exactly the
Speaker 3: same way like labels.
Speaker 2: See I'm guessing Chris is more like me, where it's
Speaker 2: all about momentum and let's get on with it. And
Speaker 2: Sarah's like, please, can we just not have a meltdown?
Speaker 2: And you go, oh god, that going.
Speaker 3: It's like a bullet a gate.
Speaker 1: Let's just get just get just get going.
Speaker 2: Time to take photos. We're not on the FBI.
Speaker 3: At some point you convince yourself that the part is
Speaker 3: an extra bit, like, oh, they must have given this extra.
Speaker 2: It's just just like the appendix. Apparently it doesn't even
Speaker 2: do anything.
Speaker 3: Everyone needs one, so it's like five or six different bits. Anyway,
Speaker 3: So we've ripped out the old firm mattress put in
Speaker 3: the extra firm sort of it's like a foam layer.
Speaker 3: I don't know, maybe twenty third twenty centimeters maybe quite
Speaker 3: big anyway. But the trouble was was the last step,
Speaker 3: which was there was a zip right around the top
Speaker 3: of it, which sort of closed it all in, kind
Speaker 3: of sewed.
Speaker 2: It all in closing a big suitcase.
Speaker 3: Yes, And the trouble with that was they've stupidly put
Speaker 3: the zip right at the sort of bed head end
Speaker 3: of the bed, so to get your fingers down in there. Well,
Speaker 3: he had absolutely no hope, and I said, well, let
Speaker 3: me hold the torch. So I had the torch on
Speaker 3: my phone. He's like, that's really no help. That's not
Speaker 3: helping me. Took about half an hour because you had to,
Speaker 3: you know, line up the zip. You know, the zip's
Speaker 3: got it was anyway, so slept on it again.
Speaker 2: Another one.
Speaker 3: No, it's brand new. So anyway, slept on it for
Speaker 3: the first time last night. Now it's too firm.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 3: Like my organs were pushing up through the top of
Speaker 3: my body.
Speaker 2: You had, Chris, we're gonna have to go back in exactly.
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