WEBVTT - MINI: Patsy's Mattress

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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>How was your weekend, Patsy?

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<v Speaker 3>I put the Love God to task. We had a

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<v Speaker 3>few things to do at the weekend, one of which

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<v Speaker 3>was we do have a relatively new mattress on you know,

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<v Speaker 3>like top mattress on our bed, and I didn't feel

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<v Speaker 3>that it was firm enough. It's a little bit soft.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not quite right, and you know what it's like

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<v Speaker 3>when you're a brecky hours sleep is just so pivotal.

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<v Speaker 2>I I don't like to I don't like that. Did

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<v Speaker 2>you buy it?

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<v Speaker 3>Support it? Why did I buy it?

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<v Speaker 1>Well?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I did buy a firm version, but it's not

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<v Speaker 3>quite I didn't feel it's quite firm enough. And you

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<v Speaker 3>can get these inserts to put into it, can you, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>which are extra firm like a.

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<v Speaker 2>Wooden board on girl or something.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not like a wooden board. It's just like a

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<v Speaker 3>thicker sort of.

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<v Speaker 2>I have never heard of it. Yeah, what do you

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<v Speaker 2>inserting them under it? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, this is the thing. So you had to like

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<v Speaker 3>unzip all the layers and pull everything out.

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<v Speaker 2>And I didn't even know you could go into the dummer.

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<v Speaker 2>They didn't want us in there. You can't get in

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<v Speaker 2>that thing. For good reason. We're not scientifically did it.

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<v Speaker 3>It was like a game of operation. So I said

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<v Speaker 3>to Chris, Now.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's scalpels, white light over it, crash up, I said, Zipper,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not springs, it's one of the.

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<v Speaker 3>Phone we're down down in under on the very basis springs, yes,

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<v Speaker 3>but then there's several layers of foam. How big is

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<v Speaker 3>this mattress?

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<v Speaker 2>Like a wedding cake with three tears?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, usually when you get a mattress, you've got no

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<v Speaker 3>business looking what's inside it.

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<v Speaker 2>But they can't get in ours. I know there's any So.

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<v Speaker 3>I said to Chris. We had to be in the

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<v Speaker 3>right frame of mind, like we sort of try to weaken.

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<v Speaker 3>I said, you know what, I don't think we're in

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<v Speaker 3>the right frame of mind. This is a weekend of mind.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you to go around operating on a mattress frames

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<v Speaker 2>of mine? One can be and what is that report?

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<v Speaker 3>You've got to have a clear mind and not be

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<v Speaker 3>too tired, So we thought, okay, to.

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<v Speaker 1>Work that does never ever, when are you're ever not

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<v Speaker 1>tired or having a clear mind.

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<v Speaker 2>To catch twenty two?

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<v Speaker 3>Because you need sleep on the Good Matchore.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the modern Sissyphus.

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<v Speaker 3>So I said to Chris, Okay, let's just stop for

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<v Speaker 3>a minute before we start, let's see where everything is,

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<v Speaker 3>because it's all got to go back in exactly the

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<v Speaker 3>same way like labels.

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<v Speaker 2>See I'm guessing Chris is more like me, where it's

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<v Speaker 2>all about momentum and let's get on with it. And

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<v Speaker 2>Sarah's like, please, can we just not have a meltdown?

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<v Speaker 2>And you go, oh god, that going.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like a bullet a gate.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just get just get just get going.

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<v Speaker 2>Time to take photos. We're not on the FBI.

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<v Speaker 3>At some point you convince yourself that the part is

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<v Speaker 3>an extra bit, like, oh, they must have given this extra.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just just like the appendix. Apparently it doesn't even

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<v Speaker 2>do anything.

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<v Speaker 3>Everyone needs one, so it's like five or six different bits. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 3>So we've ripped out the old firm mattress put in

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<v Speaker 3>the extra firm sort of it's like a foam layer.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, maybe twenty third twenty centimeters maybe quite

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<v Speaker 3>big anyway. But the trouble was was the last step,

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<v Speaker 3>which was there was a zip right around the top

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<v Speaker 3>of it, which sort of closed it all in, kind

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<v Speaker 3>of sewed.

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<v Speaker 2>It all in closing a big suitcase.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, And the trouble with that was they've stupidly put

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<v Speaker 3>the zip right at the sort of bed head end

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<v Speaker 3>of the bed, so to get your fingers down in there. Well,

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<v Speaker 3>he had absolutely no hope, and I said, well, let

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<v Speaker 3>me hold the torch. So I had the torch on

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<v Speaker 3>my phone. He's like, that's really no help. That's not

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<v Speaker 3>helping me. Took about half an hour because you had to,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, line up the zip. You know, the zip's

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<v Speaker 3>got it was anyway, so slept on it again.

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<v Speaker 2>Another one.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's brand new. So anyway, slept on it for

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<v Speaker 3>the first time last night. Now it's too firm.

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<v Speaker 1>It was.

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<v Speaker 3>Like my organs were pushing up through the top of

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<v Speaker 3>my body.

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<v Speaker 2>You had, Chris, we're gonna have to go back in exactly.

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