Speaker 1: Just stood by a couple of minches. Hello, yeah, you
Speaker 1: bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.
Speaker 2: Oh please, you're in bed with a cup of bloody
Speaker 2: hall licks by a tallicks and push you to slip.
Speaker 2: It's like a milk drink.
Speaker 3: Sounds like the slur I've heard that whole licks.
Speaker 1: Michuri and Mitchell coos.
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 4: Hello?
Speaker 1: You hi?
Speaker 5: Hi?
Speaker 3: Oh fantastic, I gotta bringing me step today for no
Speaker 3: good read really.
Speaker 2: Phenomenal in that corduroy yellow number V neck You got
Speaker 2: your necklace on your princess die.
Speaker 3: I don't know if she would have been caught dead
Speaker 3: in this outfit, but I'll take the compliment.
Speaker 6: I wouldn't have said caught dead that I'll read the
Speaker 6: tunnel that she should have read the sign I in
Speaker 6: that open it there's a little partner that reminds me
Speaker 6: of Pokemon, Like right at the start, that idiot.
Speaker 3: That yells go oh it is a bit poke him on, ask,
Speaker 3: isn't it? It's very ash with a poke ball?
Speaker 2: Yeah. Can I quickly play the opening listen, You'll know
Speaker 2: what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: Just stood a couple of.
Speaker 3: Yeh, the digimon as well. Remember Digimon, I have actually
Speaker 3: hot take.
Speaker 2: Digimon was better than Pokemon. I thought so too. I
Speaker 2: thought it slapped, they were cuter.
Speaker 3: It was kind of like the pepsi alternative to a Pokemon,
Speaker 3: and some people prefer Pepsi.
Speaker 2: I remember the Digimon movie. I cried hard in the
Speaker 2: Digitmon movie.
Speaker 3: I don't remember crying during emotion child.
Speaker 2: How are you do? Look good? Where have you been?
Speaker 2: What's going on with you? Oh?
Speaker 3: I actually just came from therapy, if you must know,
Speaker 3: But usually I leave therapy in a really flat mood.
Speaker 3: I don't know what it was about today with a
Speaker 3: good sash.
Speaker 2: Well, you've got everything's going right in your life. You've
Speaker 2: got your tickets on sales shows. Sorry, Sean is beautiful.
Speaker 2: You make a good point.
Speaker 3: So I really should be plugging the comedy shows. I
Speaker 3: forget to mention it on my own podcast.
Speaker 2: I do it for you, so you'm a good friend.
Speaker 2: I know I can plug for you.
Speaker 3: Melbourne Comedy Festival and now Sydney Comedy Festival. Tickets on
Speaker 3: sale for both if you head to the Lincoln my
Speaker 3: Instagram by but also I'll be making my way to
Speaker 3: other cities later in the year.
Speaker 2: Two Yeah. I read the comments on one of your posts.
Speaker 2: I think it was on Facebook, and there were a
Speaker 2: lot of when you're come at Adelaide, Adelaide.
Speaker 3: Truly just being to Adelaide. I was there in November.
Speaker 2: Yeah, grow up Adelaide. Well they don't get much. They
Speaker 2: didn't get ed Sheeran, you.
Speaker 3: Know, didn't they know? Yeah, but I feel like Sydney
Speaker 3: doesn't even get good concerts anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we know, we got it.
Speaker 3: We got however, like you see the Beyonce world too. Yes, No,
Speaker 3: Australia Gaga will never be caught dead at Kurtos Bank Arena.
Speaker 2: Never. Oh good fucking point. Actually, Hayden just had his birthday.
Speaker 2: He turned twenty seven. My boyfriend, Hayden and for He's like,
Speaker 2: all I want is to go see Madonna. I'm like,
Speaker 2: that's easy. I can get your tickets to Madonna. I
Speaker 2: thought she'd be performing at you know, Paramatta Redland Theater
Speaker 2: or you know the Rudy Hill Coliseum. No, she's only
Speaker 2: fucking performing in the UK or Europe.
Speaker 3: Is that what he wants for his birthday?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 7: And I got it.
Speaker 2: I bought him tickets.
Speaker 3: Are you actually going to Europe to seem we're going
Speaker 3: to LA to see Madonna. Wow, I bought tickets? Yes, God,
Speaker 3: while since you've been in and out of LA too.
Speaker 2: Truly, I'm excited. It's not until next year.
Speaker 3: But that's a very extravagant present.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know how much are going to do
Speaker 2: that for you?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: We have a limit. We have like a what we
Speaker 2: spend on each other? Ten grand? Yeah, that's the limit.
Speaker 2: It's not the limit.
Speaker 3: It can't be cheap flying to LA for a concert.
Speaker 2: Now, well the tickets are you know, four hundred bucks?
Speaker 3: It's all right American? Yeah, yeah, there you go, even
Speaker 3: more expensive Australia.
Speaker 2: I know in this economy, that's my favorite thing to say.
Speaker 3: In this economy, not in this current climate climate.
Speaker 2: We've got fucking climate change. We've got the economics. You
Speaker 2: know what are you across all that drag band stuff
Speaker 2: in the US? Yes? Yes, how sad.
Speaker 3: It doesn't feel real? No, I'm like, what the fuck?
Speaker 3: What a step backwards? What is wrong with America?
Speaker 2: I know it actually is very scary.
Speaker 3: I know I felt really a little bit uneasy the
Speaker 3: whole time I was in the US, Which isn't it weird?
Speaker 3: As kids, we always thought life must be so much
Speaker 3: better in America. Can wait to go to America.
Speaker 2: And now I have no desire gun violence. Crist Now
Speaker 2: they're banning drag or drag performers to kids, so ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Focus on the guns, guys, I've got to that's probably
Speaker 2: the guns that's killing the kids, not the man in
Speaker 2: a wig.
Speaker 3: Have you seen Katie Perry's big emotional breakdown?
Speaker 2: Oh that you hated that? Come on? That was so forced.
Speaker 3: I didn't think it was forced.
Speaker 2: Really, Yeah, bring it up.
Speaker 3: Okay, So she was on American Idol and one of
Speaker 3: the contestants came in and said that he was dedicating
Speaker 3: his performance to some of his classmates that he lost
Speaker 3: in her school shooting. That was beautiful and she had
Speaker 3: a very emotional reaction to it, and people are kind
Speaker 3: of giving her shit for the reaction. But I'm like,
Speaker 3: that was just raw and real and it's kind of
Speaker 3: bang on what she said.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it just felt like it felt rehearsed to me.
Speaker 3: You can't rehearse something like that. She was actually blubbering.
Speaker 3: She's no actress, trust me.
Speaker 2: Katie Perry breaks down in outrage after school shooting story.
Speaker 5: Why are you doing idle In May twenty eighteen, a
Speaker 5: gunman walked into my school. Uh, I was in art
Speaker 5: Room one. He shot up art Room two before he
Speaker 5: made his way to art Room one. Lost a lot
Speaker 5: of friends. Eight students were killed, two teachers were killed.
Speaker 2: Wow O, Katie's putting a head in the hands.
Speaker 5: Weren't you doing Katie?
Speaker 1: Our country has failed us. Facts, This is not okay.
Speaker 9: You should be singing here because you love music.
Speaker 5: That's true.
Speaker 1: You didn't have to lose eight friends. I hope that
Speaker 1: you remind people.
Speaker 3: No, we have to change.
Speaker 5: Because you know what.
Speaker 1: I'm skinned too.
Speaker 3: Having watched it an express in your mind, what do
Speaker 3: you think now?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I take that call my stay you gay? That
Speaker 2: wasn't rehearse, that was real. No, I would to be honest.
Speaker 2: I'd seen the TikTok edit and American Idol had really
Speaker 2: edited it down. Okay, he was like, this is to
Speaker 2: my classmates.
Speaker 3: Then she screams, yeah, no, it wasn't like that.
Speaker 2: I hadn't seen that, and I was never negating his story.
Speaker 2: That's horrific, the poor thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what a cheery note to start the episode on.
Speaker 3: Sorry about that?
Speaker 2: Did you get three nose? I don't know.
Speaker 3: I didn't watch till the imagine that I've only seen.
Speaker 2: The clips as well.
Speaker 3: Ohful anyway to know from us, I'm assuming and got
Speaker 3: through you'd.
Speaker 2: Hope, So can you fast forward to that? Yes, okay,
Speaker 2: he goes.
Speaker 3: To I figured as much that would be the most
Speaker 3: horrible thing that they could do, milk the SOB story
Speaker 3: and they'd be.
Speaker 2: Like, nah, you can stay here. Yeah. Well yeah, what
Speaker 2: a lovely note to start the show on. Because so right,
Speaker 2: You're so right. America's fucked and how low to our
Speaker 2: American listeners. Of course, Yes, we love you. Sucks to
Speaker 2: be you. You're always here. We were always here for you.
Speaker 2: They moved down under bub escapism. Yeah, you just don't
Speaker 2: go to Adelaide. You won't be able to see Mitchell live.
Speaker 2: I'll come there later in the year, even as your
Speaker 2: first time listening? Is it just me? Every week Mitch
Speaker 2: and I both bring an ijem, something we've noticed, something
Speaker 2: we hate or appreciate. Mitch has no idea what mine is.
Speaker 2: I have no idea what mitches is. Yeah, we're going
Speaker 2: in blind. Here, we go completely blind, and we just
Speaker 2: you know, see where we land.
Speaker 3: Why don't I kick things off?
Speaker 2: You want to go first, let's go, let's do it.
Speaker 1: Is it just me.
Speaker 3: Just screaming children ruin everything?
Speaker 2: Ah, it doesn't bother me, please, it doesn't. Really, I
Speaker 2: don't act like your some saint.
Speaker 3: If you're in a pleasant scenario, be it. I don't know,
Speaker 3: name a pleasant scenario in your mind.
Speaker 2: At the park, sunny day, there, you go, at.
Speaker 3: A cafe, whatever it may be, it is in a
Speaker 3: total state of bliss. The quickest thing to ruin it
Speaker 3: is a screaming child, especially if they have a really
Speaker 3: really high pitch voice.
Speaker 2: They often do, They often do, they often do. Wait
Speaker 2: till what you're about to hear. Yeah, because last.
Speaker 3: Weekend I went to the taping of Australian Idol. I
Speaker 3: was in the audience for it, and right behind me
Speaker 3: was this fucking punish of a girl who was screaming
Speaker 3: at the top of her lungs the whole time, trying
Speaker 3: to get Megan Trainer's attention.
Speaker 2: Because Meghan's one of the judges. Yeah, she's down there
Speaker 2: on the floor.
Speaker 3: It was quite a distance between us and the judging panel,
Speaker 3: but this kid was fucking determined and they were screaming
Speaker 3: in my fucking.
Speaker 2: Ear the whole time. Did you record it. I did.
Speaker 3: I ran a voice memo because I wanted you to
Speaker 3: experience just how painful it was and then you might
Speaker 3: change your June.
Speaker 2: Okay, so this is the idle baby.
Speaker 1: Herself in Regional Victoria.
Speaker 2: Shut up, kid, thank you now, I'm with you. You
Speaker 2: know what? That went on for four hours? Ever, turn no,
Speaker 2: of course not.
Speaker 3: I was getting so angry at this kid that I
Speaker 3: was going to start shouting to get Megan's attention, just like,
Speaker 3: could you fucking look?
Speaker 2: So she shuts up. I made you look.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, do with your song, says I have a
Speaker 3: look over here, please. But also I was tempted if
Speaker 3: Meghan did turn around out of spite just to stand
Speaker 3: up and block the view.
Speaker 2: Meghan would have heard that and just not wanted to
Speaker 2: turn around because she sounds like a fucking psychopath.
Speaker 3: Oh, it was just so grating, Like I don't know
Speaker 3: if that voice memo does it justice, but it was
Speaker 3: right in my ear, top of her lungs, high pitched
Speaker 3: the whole time. I've isolated it for you. Just imagine that.
Speaker 2: On repeat for four hours. She just slapped her right
Speaker 2: across the head.
Speaker 3: I know, but apparently it's frowned upon to slap children.
Speaker 3: You don't know I have heard that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Can I say? And I hate to make this
Speaker 2: about me, but Meghan Train is my new best friend.
Speaker 2: She is. We're chatting, okay.
Speaker 3: The only thing more annoying than screaming children is when
Speaker 3: someone changes a subject to make it about them and
Speaker 3: to try and flex.
Speaker 2: More annoying than this.
Speaker 3: Go and tell me your story.
Speaker 2: Now. I just interviewed her for Australian idol and then
Speaker 2: we hit it off, and then she she wants to
Speaker 2: hang out. She's good for you. Yeah, we're just pals
Speaker 2: all right, But I don't know if it's that just well.
Speaker 2: Can you pass on that message to her? Please? Oh?
Speaker 2: Should I? Yeah? Just yeah.
Speaker 3: She'll probably cringe and be like, oh god, I do
Speaker 3: remember that voice. And I chose to ignore it because she's.
Speaker 2: A mum, she's got a new baby.
Speaker 3: Oh maybe she's just conditioned to drown that shit out.
Speaker 3: Oh go god, not that you know her kids would
Speaker 3: scream her first name, Megan.
Speaker 2: Stop it. It's so awful. Did you enjoy the show?
Speaker 3: I did it acually because one of my friends is
Speaker 3: a producer there. He suggested we come along and I
Speaker 3: was like, oh, I have to, because when I was
Speaker 3: six or whatever watching Australian Idol, I'd see the people
Speaker 3: in the audience and be.
Speaker 2: Like, God, I wish that was me.
Speaker 3: But I lived too far away from the city, so
Speaker 3: I was like, I've got a bloody do it. I'm
Speaker 3: going to bloody go. There was one really, really really
Speaker 3: awkward moment where you know how you can't tell if
Speaker 3: someone's waving at you or not. Yes, So they were
Speaker 3: in a bit of a break, just kind of standing
Speaker 3: around on stage waiting for the cameras to be ready
Speaker 3: or whatever. Yes, and Ricky Lee and Scott Tweety the hope. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they start waving and it looks like from a distance
Speaker 3: they're waving at me.
Speaker 2: But I'm like, surely not right.
Speaker 3: But then I thought, I mean maybe that they both
Speaker 3: follow me on Instagram, so maybe they're waving at me.
Speaker 3: And I turn around to see if there's anyone behind
Speaker 3: me they're waving at and then when I turned back
Speaker 3: to the stage, they're going no, not you.
Speaker 2: Hi, like pointing and going no you.
Speaker 3: So I waved back and then Sean goes Mitchell, they're
Speaker 3: not waving at you.
Speaker 2: And I was like, well, I don't know. I can't tell.
Speaker 3: And you know that feeling when you just get so
Speaker 3: embarrassed and your brow starts to sweat to a point
Speaker 3: where it's a little bit itchy. Yes, Like that's how
Speaker 3: embarrassed I was. I was like, I hated everything about
Speaker 3: that interaction. To this day, I don't know if they're
Speaker 3: waving at May or not. I somehow doubt it.
Speaker 2: They'd know because I do my radio show there. From
Speaker 2: the live show on Monday and Ricky Lee came backstage.
Speaker 2: It was very warm to me. And I only met
Speaker 2: her when I met her with you. I've never met
Speaker 2: her outside of the interview with you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's what I thought. I'm like, I know
Speaker 3: we've had it on the podcast, but I don't think
Speaker 3: she would remember me.
Speaker 2: No, she would. She probably was waving to you. Now
Speaker 2: she thinks you're a cunt for not waving back.
Speaker 3: It was a rock and a hard place I couldn't win.
Speaker 3: I was like, ehither they're going to think I'm rude.
Speaker 3: Everyone around me is going to think I'm a fuck
Speaker 3: with dream on as if they were waving it.
Speaker 2: You mate, you know what you should have done. Should
Speaker 2: have gone tweety tweety, shut up. Brat.
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, you know what I should have done? What
Speaker 3: I should have screened out Megan And then she turns around,
Speaker 3: just been like no, I meant Markle not you.
Speaker 2: Yea cool? All right? Should do my agent?
Speaker 3: Sure, go for it?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Has the culture at McDonald's drive through changed?
Speaker 3: Why do we bring up McDonald's almost every week on
Speaker 3: this show.
Speaker 2: We spoke about it last week. But I think it's changed,
Speaker 2: and it's a big thing that we need to address
Speaker 2: as a nation. It is no longer a positive experience
Speaker 2: going through Maca's drive through.
Speaker 3: I don't think it was ever. I used to strive
Speaker 3: to make it a positive experience for my customers when
Speaker 3: I was in the drive through.
Speaker 2: That's why it up with you, because I know you
Speaker 2: you will agree with me that the quality is slipped.
Speaker 2: Maybe you won't. I don't know. But as a kid,
Speaker 2: or when I was younger, going through Maca's drive through
Speaker 2: was a euphoric experience. They're looking at the menu and
Speaker 2: ordering it and asking for the girls or the boys toy.
Speaker 2: You drive up to the window, you'd pay, you'd drive
Speaker 2: to the next window, and you'd wait for your food,
Speaker 2: and you'd get your food and you'd go. Problem is
Speaker 2: now they cannot have any ounce of rush to get
Speaker 2: to that teleprompter, to that little microphone to talk to you.
Speaker 2: I've sat there waiting for five minutes waiting for them
Speaker 2: to speak, so much so that I go, hello, anybody.
Speaker 3: That's the problem with this having two drive through lanes,
Speaker 3: because often they don't have two people taking too orders.
Speaker 3: It's one person covering both. And then even though they've
Speaker 3: made you wait ages, once they get to you, they're
Speaker 3: in a rush always. There's something really erratic about that.
Speaker 2: Is that it is that it go for the drink, yeah, please,
Speaker 2: don't think.
Speaker 3: And then sometimes you get to the window, they don't
Speaker 3: even say hello. They just hold the flus thing in
Speaker 3: your face like tap and go up. I know, interested
Speaker 3: in a conversation.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 2: Nowadays it used to pay with cash and to get
Speaker 2: the change and you to get the receipt. Nowadays they've
Speaker 2: strapt the FPOs machine to a fucking selfie stick and
Speaker 2: you've got to just pay, wave your card and then
Speaker 2: you drive through the next window.
Speaker 3: Some of them aren't even on a selfie sick. They
Speaker 3: don't hold it out for you. It's literally positioned outside
Speaker 3: the window.
Speaker 2: Oh, good call.
Speaker 3: The window for you that it's like tap doug.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they go check your order on that iPad. Then
Speaker 2: the big part is you go to the next screen
Speaker 2: and you're sitting there waiting or the next window and
Speaker 2: always together and go to the waiting bay, into the
Speaker 2: waiting bay, waiting bay. Please. I The waiting bay for
Speaker 2: me growing up was like oh Wonderland. Like maybe if
Speaker 2: I've ordered too much, I'll go to the waiting Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, what are you ordering? Because I
Speaker 3: don't remember the last time I was put in the
Speaker 3: waiting bay.
Speaker 2: I am always in the waiting bait without doubt, always
Speaker 2: just a chicken nugget meal, some chips and nothing special,
Speaker 2: always in the waiting bay. And I just think the
Speaker 2: experience is lacking. I want to I want a nicer
Speaker 2: drive through experience, please, Australia.
Speaker 3: Actually, what time of day are you going?
Speaker 2: Typically, oh, good call, it's a often after the show
Speaker 2: at night, I'll get a little snack, so like ten
Speaker 2: thirty at night or on the way to work at
Speaker 2: around three pm.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, maybe you're getting like the teenagers
Speaker 3: after school, but it doesn't sound like it. Because I
Speaker 3: love the daytime maccas staff.
Speaker 2: Why who what is the difference?
Speaker 3: Well, they're usually like forty year old women and shit,
Speaker 3: and they're down for a yarn.
Speaker 2: Oh good, Cord.
Speaker 3: I love the people that work during the day. They've
Speaker 3: grown ass adults that work at maccas. They're beautiful, yes.
Speaker 2: And then at nighttime you get the fourteen year old
Speaker 2: pimpoli fucks.
Speaker 3: Yes, who are so stressed about their assignment and having
Speaker 3: to get the drive through time as quick as possible.
Speaker 3: They just don't seem at ease. They don't want a yarn.
Speaker 2: They've got a speech on water restrictions at nine am
Speaker 2: the next morning. I don't care about my steamed butt
Speaker 2: on my cheeseburger.
Speaker 3: The steam bun, that's where you're going on.
Speaker 2: That's why you have to fucking park. That's why I'm
Speaker 2: the problem.
Speaker 3: Yes, they don't have the steamed buns just sitting around
Speaker 3: waiting for people to order.
Speaker 2: They have to do them. Especially. Oh that's it. I
Speaker 2: always get a steamed bun.
Speaker 6: You have.
Speaker 3: You're the problems.
Speaker 2: It's already Victim Blaine, Oh my god, on the problem.
Speaker 2: You are the problem. And here I was at the
Speaker 2: mac Has drive through, like, where's my.
Speaker 3: You're listening to Is it just me?
Speaker 2: You got something on your mind?
Speaker 1: Hit up at a couple of mitches on Instagram to
Speaker 1: get yourself on the show.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's hear from one of our idiots, a very
Speaker 2: dedicated idiot at that they want to come on the
Speaker 2: show and they've got an edgem of their own.
Speaker 3: You want to get on the show with an edgem
Speaker 3: of your own at couple of mitches on Instagram or
Speaker 3: shoot is a text zero four one two seven one
Speaker 3: two oh nine two correct?
Speaker 2: How's that text? On gambo? You get a lot of texts.
Speaker 3: We are, but someone must have signed us up to
Speaker 3: some scam redistry because we keep getting shit like odds post.
Speaker 3: Sorry we missed you early today. Click this link and
Speaker 3: give us your bank details and we'll rearrange a redelivery.
Speaker 3: We haven't ordered shit with this number. Someone signed us
Speaker 3: up to a scam outlet or something.
Speaker 2: Imagine if we were buying the sex toys not using
Speaker 2: the work account, and that's what was coming through. No,
Speaker 2: I's where that wasn't me? That wasn't all right? Courtney
Speaker 2: in Newcastle in New South Wales. She's on Hi cart
Speaker 2: well to the show.
Speaker 8: Hi, thanks for having me go.
Speaker 2: Oh pleasure, cloudy day. Don't you sound chirpy?
Speaker 7: Yeah i am.
Speaker 8: I am just wrapping up the work week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the work week.
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 8: I'm taking a couple of days off.
Speaker 2: Are you lucky? Dark?
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's my birthday tomorrow?
Speaker 3: Actually, oh birthday called?
Speaker 2: How old are you doing?
Speaker 8: Thirty six?
Speaker 3: Thirty six? It's life better in your thirties. We were
Speaker 3: talking about this the other day. Sometimes it doesn't sound
Speaker 3: that promise you hesitated too, not really to get back
Speaker 3: to you.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't she sound fun? Yeah? You sound very fun.
Speaker 7: I am fun.
Speaker 8: Thanks.
Speaker 2: Well, what's the five You're just chilling at home?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 8: I work from home, so wrapping up and then I'm
Speaker 8: off to Breathing tomorrow for a couple of days. I
Speaker 8: haven't been there since as the kids, so I'm really
Speaker 8: looking forward to it.
Speaker 2: Well, how fun? All right, Well let's get your birthday?
Speaker 2: Is it just you, Bradley or cat? You in? Then
Speaker 2: hit this?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay? Is it just.
Speaker 8: Are hiccups the most infuriating thing a person can have
Speaker 8: when they're in the presence of others?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah? Oh in general, even alone. I'm embarrassed.
Speaker 3: Oh I thought, are you saying it's infuriating when other
Speaker 3: people around you have hiccups or when you personally have them.
Speaker 8: When I have them, I get rid of them real quick.
Speaker 2: It's not always that say. Yeah, you make it sound
Speaker 2: like you've got a button you can just press. I
Speaker 2: can't do that.
Speaker 7: Look, I actually do.
Speaker 8: I have perfected the hiccups. You get a hiccup, you
Speaker 8: find a bevery, you drink it upside down, and.
Speaker 2: You got it side down.
Speaker 8: Yeah, even when you lean over the glass and drink
Speaker 8: from the other side, it works.
Speaker 2: It's the picture that lean over the glass and drink
Speaker 2: it from the arp. I've got my water bottle here,
Speaker 2: I can do it.
Speaker 8: What do you do? So lean over sort of like
Speaker 8: in front of you and drink the water upside down.
Speaker 2: That's not possible. That's not how gravity works.
Speaker 8: But I look work. It definitely works.
Speaker 3: It's kind of got his back and neck parallel to
Speaker 3: the floor.
Speaker 8: Now that's I'm kind of suck it up.
Speaker 2: Oh, don't get water all over the panel. Shit, you're
Speaker 2: trying to kill me.
Speaker 3: I love that you didn't have hiccups, So we can't
Speaker 3: prove if it works or not.
Speaker 2: I've gotta clean myself up. I don't mind.
Speaker 3: But other people have hiccups caught, but I find it
Speaker 3: infuriating when I have it. When I was quitting vapes,
Speaker 3: the nicotine supplements give it to you like this mouth's
Speaker 3: bray that you put under it to the nicotine spray.
Speaker 2: I'll do it now. I'll prove my point. They give
Speaker 2: you the hiccups. Induce the hiccups. I do want to
Speaker 2: show you.
Speaker 8: I think when other people get them, it becomes a
Speaker 8: center of a conversation.
Speaker 3: Don't you think you so that is embarrassing to be
Speaker 3: the person with hiccups.
Speaker 2: Oh, here they go. Oh he started. Look, Oh he's
Speaker 2: got the hiccups. Courtney. You can now do the underwater up.
Speaker 2: Oh god, all right, Courtney. Guide him through? What does
Speaker 2: he do? These ones are violent? He doesn't want a cigarette,
Speaker 2: So you're right. There were many times when I'm like,
Speaker 2: it's easy, it's easier, just a vape the corner. How
Speaker 2: does you do it? Do the trick.
Speaker 4: Looking forward and get your water bottle if you've got,
Speaker 4: that's what you've got, and just sort of like lean
Speaker 4: your head right over and let the water go into
Speaker 4: your mouth or your heads upside down.
Speaker 2: He's standing up, so should he be sitting caught.
Speaker 3: You needs to be standing.
Speaker 2: You said to lean my head over the bottle. Do
Speaker 2: you mean I face my feet?
Speaker 4: You're face your feet like as your head goes down
Speaker 4: towards your feet, the water water goes into your.
Speaker 7: Mouth like your head, sort of like upside down, Courtney.
Speaker 2: I don't think you know what up Cottney, you're I
Speaker 2: think you're in the wrong here.
Speaker 8: I'm absolutely not.
Speaker 2: I don't think she is because they're gone. Oh what
Speaker 2: I mean?
Speaker 3: The word upside down is completely misleading, But I'm not hiccupping.
Speaker 2: You're kidding.
Speaker 3: I never kill, do I kid?
Speaker 2: All right? Well, thank you Courtney for that insightful attempt
Speaker 2: at medicine. They have fun hack.
Speaker 3: I still don't understand the drinking upside down thing.
Speaker 2: You're all your way off.
Speaker 8: Thanks guys.
Speaker 2: Anyway, happy birthday.
Speaker 9: Call.
Speaker 3: I'll make sure prize keeper Jenni sends you an extra
Speaker 3: special prize for your birthday.
Speaker 8: Thanks, Legend.
Speaker 7: I have a great day.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Listening to the show called We Love You, She's fine.
Speaker 2: I like Courtney.
Speaker 3: I've just googled drinking water while maintaining uncomfortable body positions
Speaker 3: such as bending over a sink or turning your head
Speaker 3: upside down. Okay, that makes sense. It distracts your brain
Speaker 3: from it, that's.
Speaker 2: What it says here. Oh got it? Okay, Oh I
Speaker 2: get it. Now.
Speaker 3: You bend over with your back parallel to the floor
Speaker 3: and then kind of let your neck relax so it
Speaker 3: is upside down like this.
Speaker 6: Look.
Speaker 3: Oh so I'm not really facing my feet.
Speaker 2: I'm more facing my junk. Well, Courtney didn't do a
Speaker 2: good job of describing.
Speaker 3: Well, they're gone true, so she did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good call. Yeah, and I don't feel like a
Speaker 2: v eighth win win. You cur it all right if
Speaker 2: you want to get on the show with us thirteen
Speaker 2: Oh god, wow, that's not.
Speaker 3: Oh you just nearly a sorry, sorry I did thirteen
Speaker 3: six five. Imagine someone actually calling KISSFM and saying, Hi,
Speaker 3: I'd like to go on with the mitches, and they're.
Speaker 2: Like, what, let's see, I'll just answer a random call.
Speaker 2: Here at Kiss we got the thirteen one oh six
Speaker 2: five patch through the desk. Hello, what can I do
Speaker 2: for you?
Speaker 7: Hello?
Speaker 2: Hi? What can I do for you? Oh?
Speaker 9: No, I was just calling in Hope together easter show ticket.
Speaker 2: Do you have an easy just you cut in? Do
Speaker 2: you have an is it just you.
Speaker 7: Do I have a what.
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 3: Just me?
Speaker 7: I guess for me and my family.
Speaker 8: I can't hear them.
Speaker 2: It's sorry, tunnel, she's gone. Just confuse the fuck that
Speaker 2: poor woman. She's never gonna call again. Oh well, fuck
Speaker 2: it DM. This a couple of mites on Instagram. Oh
Speaker 2: you can text us into our hotline, Mitchell quickly, what
Speaker 2: is it again? On nine two? Hit us up. We'll
Speaker 2: get you on the show and you will yourself as
Speaker 2: little prize. Now speak of the devil.
Speaker 3: You might be wondering where our third wheel price keeper
Speaker 3: Jenner is this week.
Speaker 2: She was missing last week notably, and this week again.
Speaker 2: She hasn't featured once.
Speaker 3: And if you're a regular listener of ours, you'd know
Speaker 3: that every time Jenna does make an excuse for not
Speaker 3: being able to come to something, it's always the most
Speaker 3: dramatic thing in the world.
Speaker 2: Always and always nothing we know of like us.
Speaker 9: It's always sorry, but my mum had emergency surgery on
Speaker 9: her shins, or like she's got severe food poisoning, yes,
Speaker 9: or like I've been hit by a bus and I've
Speaker 9: lost two legs, but I'll be fine by tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Did you hear the front page story how the girl
Speaker 2: struck by lightning.
Speaker 3: But this week, I reckon this tops it.
Speaker 2: Really, I don't know the reason.
Speaker 3: Oh well, this is the text I got just before
Speaker 3: we started recording. Sorry, can't make it this week. I'm
Speaker 3: just with the police. My place got broken into. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 3: the palatial mansion, the service merit and suite. Really you
Speaker 3: don't have twenty four to seven security.
Speaker 2: Hold on, she's in a high rise. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3: I did think, why would the choose your apartment of
Speaker 3: all apartments.
Speaker 2: Do for her? Cats? Okay, Christian Lubah, Connie Connie the cat.
Speaker 3: That's a good call. But I think we're gonna try
Speaker 3: and trip her up and see if it's a lie
Speaker 3: or not give her a ring, because you know how
Speaker 3: you can tell if someone's lying, if they put in
Speaker 3: too much detail, if they stutter or stumble on their excuse.
Speaker 2: Jenna is a shocking liar as well. Exactly. Don't you
Speaker 2: think she thinks she's one of those people that think
Speaker 2: she's really good.
Speaker 3: And I've known Jenna longer than you, I reckon I'll
Speaker 3: be able to tell if she's taking the pits or not,
Speaker 3: or if she's absolutely telling the truth.
Speaker 2: All Right, let's call Jenna Benson prize keeper Jenna and
Speaker 2: see where she is.
Speaker 3: Hello Jenna, Hi, I've just been explaining to Mitch the
Speaker 3: reason that you're not here today.
Speaker 7: Oh yes, yes, very very traumatic.
Speaker 2: How are you doing.
Speaker 7: I'm coping fine. It was full on and I've just
Speaker 7: received pictures of the man in question.
Speaker 3: The wait, how did you find that you'd be broken into?
Speaker 3: Talk me through like the time of day. We're going
Speaker 3: full investigator mode.
Speaker 2: Yea, the time of day? How did you find out?
Speaker 2: What did you say to the house?
Speaker 7: Okay? I got a call at twelve o one pm
Speaker 7: today from the Gladeville Police station. It was a man
Speaker 7: and I picked it up and it was a no
Speaker 7: caller ID, So at first I thought it was you
Speaker 7: guys pranking me.
Speaker 2: We're in bed Jenner at midday, so.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I thought it was you. So I was just
Speaker 7: playing along until he asked me whether I live at
Speaker 7: the particular address that I do live for thee No,
Speaker 7: and he explains that my plates had been broken into
Speaker 7: by a man on the run. So they secured the
Speaker 7: whole apartment's block and police surround it at all, and
Speaker 7: he jumped over the fence into my courtyard and somehow
Speaker 7: managed to open the door sliding door and then lock
Speaker 7: it and use my place as he's hiding home.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Wait, so Connie was in there alone
Speaker 2: with this masked assailant.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Connie was here alone, probably would have been sleeping.
Speaker 3: Do you have the footage on your cat cam?
Speaker 7: No, I don't because it's not working at the moment.
Speaker 2: Of course, that's interesting, I know, I know.
Speaker 7: So Connie was here alone with the man. When I
Speaker 7: came back into the apartment after I got the call
Speaker 7: from the police and rushed home, my little laundry cupboard
Speaker 7: door was open, insinuating that he was hiding in there.
Speaker 3: Oh, how did he break into your place in the
Speaker 3: first place, Like, don't you have twenty four to seven
Speaker 3: security given your wealth?
Speaker 7: Well, I was under the impression that I was secure
Speaker 7: here twenty four to seven security.
Speaker 2: Do you have to break the lock?
Speaker 7: Yeah, he broke the lock, and so he's hanging out
Speaker 7: in here. Police are surrounding him, and he thinks, you know,
Speaker 7: I'm going to make a run for it. I've done it,
Speaker 7: So he runs out my front door. No, I'm at
Speaker 7: work at.
Speaker 2: This Okay, right, we're going back in time.
Speaker 7: Okay, Yes, so I got the call at twelve oh one,
Speaker 7: and apparently it happened half an hour before that.
Speaker 2: How they get number though, I assume.
Speaker 7: It was the building manager. So anyway, they rush out
Speaker 7: of my door. The criminal and gets arrested.
Speaker 3: He thought, I'm going to make a run for it.
Speaker 3: They've all gone, but they hadn't gone anywhere.
Speaker 7: No, they hadn't gone anywhere. He thought he'd hide in
Speaker 7: here for a bit and then casually make his way out.
Speaker 7: Now they were there waiting for him, so they took
Speaker 7: him into custody, and apparently he'd stolen things from other
Speaker 7: from the actual service department.
Speaker 3: Okay, so he wasn't actually robbing you. He was just
Speaker 3: using your place to hide out cover. Do you know
Speaker 3: what he was on the run for, just stealing shit?
Speaker 7: Yeah, so I stole a car as well that he
Speaker 7: left out the front. But he is now claiming that
Speaker 7: he owns my apartment, which is why he was in
Speaker 7: here right.
Speaker 2: When he wants you to be a cover for him,
Speaker 2: and you're so impressionable, Jenny, knowing you you'd go, Yes,
Speaker 2: that's my uncle. He's happy to help, happy to help him.
Speaker 2: He was in the laundry because he's helping with cleaning. Yeah,
Speaker 2: j it's interesting.
Speaker 3: Nothing comes up when I search latest news, nothing on
Speaker 3: new police media alert.
Speaker 2: And I've Google searched local meek and mild girl, the
Speaker 2: house broken into, and nothing has come up.
Speaker 7: I've looked everywhere and there's nothing. And let me quickly
Speaker 7: send you a photo of this Guy's not how I
Speaker 7: expected him to look. Let's see.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I want to see it. It'd
Speaker 2: be quite frightening. I'd imagine he's.
Speaker 7: Okay sending this through. This is the guy on CCTV.
Speaker 2: Oh, oh my god.
Speaker 3: He looks like a CD bugger, doesn't he?
Speaker 2: Is that in your apartment, Jenna.
Speaker 7: No, that's outside my part.
Speaker 2: I'm going to say. Also, there's a vibrator in a
Speaker 2: box at the front for you to come home to.
Speaker 3: All the parcels and ship in the main foyer. Do
Speaker 3: you know what I think?
Speaker 2: I do believe? Actually, yeah, Jenna, officially you have been
Speaker 2: cleared from your absence two weeks in a row. Congratulations
Speaker 2: so much.
Speaker 7: I had full intentions of being on until I got
Speaker 7: this call from the lovely sergeant at Gladesville Police Station.
Speaker 3: I didn't get all right, Well as well, that ends well,
Speaker 3: We're glad you're safe.
Speaker 2: We're glad Connie's safe. Thanks Jenna, thank you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hopefully we'll see you next week.
Speaker 7: You will, all right?
Speaker 2: So yeah, Tata, imagine if we just played the gas
Speaker 2: lighter sting and said that we were gas lighting and
Speaker 2: we had a paid actor, Oh my god, and we
Speaker 2: were in on the whole thing. My sister, who's a
Speaker 2: police officer, came it was all a ploy, just to
Speaker 2: fuck with her.
Speaker 3: Can you believe that her first assumption was that we
Speaker 3: were fucking with it?
Speaker 6: I know?
Speaker 2: Is that funny? Yeah, Like, why would we do that?
Speaker 2: That's as cruel because she's Okay, though I've never been
Speaker 2: breaking into of you, No, I.
Speaker 3: Really thought it'd be a bigger issue because my parents
Speaker 3: were broken into like four times and they lived in Sydney.
Speaker 3: Every single time that mum got new curtains, they'd break
Speaker 3: in and steal them and they had to buy all
Speaker 3: these replacement TVs and so the way they described living
Speaker 3: in Sydney to me, I was like, this is going
Speaker 3: to be a constant problem in my life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not once.
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm inviting it in. Now, don't invite
Speaker 3: it in, you know. My mum literally speaking of invited in. Yeah,
Speaker 3: invited robbers into our house. Oh God, my mum loves
Speaker 3: a drink and she loves a chat.
Speaker 2: This is true.
Speaker 3: I absolutely believe it too.
Speaker 2: Mum was at Cronella Sharks Leagues club. We live about
Speaker 2: a kilometer away, well my family home not anymore, and
Speaker 2: Mom went come back to our house.
Speaker 3: Haven't drinking.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I do remember this now. Yeah, and Mum
Speaker 2: invited two random strangers that she didn't even meet in
Speaker 2: the club. They were on the street.
Speaker 3: And then didn't you have to intervene and be like,
Speaker 3: get the fuck out.
Speaker 2: My mom came to the door, didn't have a house key,
Speaker 2: so I opened up. She Hi, this is my friend
Speaker 2: Paul and John. And Paul and John are the shadiest
Speaker 2: two men you ever meant in your life. They're gonna
Speaker 2: come for a drink and they were scoping shit out
Speaker 2: and I'm like, get the fuck out of my house.
Speaker 2: Later that night we were broken into by two men.
Speaker 3: So you know, God, that says so much about Michelle.
Speaker 3: She just assumes the best in peace and guided them in.
Speaker 3: She goes, Oh, they're fun.
Speaker 2: I read into them on the way home from the game. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she meant, I light the eighties thought he was lovely.
Speaker 3: She thought Hitler seems nice. It's just a bit troubled.
Speaker 6: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: The rude shocks of young adults?
Speaker 9: Food?
Speaker 3: All right, and just a reminder our new text line
Speaker 3: O four one two seven one two oh nine two.
Speaker 2: Yes, every time you play that sound effect, it's not me,
Speaker 2: it's automated.
Speaker 3: I've set up Siri to recognize, of course. And I'm
Speaker 3: so glad we set up this text line because we
Speaker 3: got a real doozy really during the week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this isn't and is it just you?
Speaker 8: This is just.
Speaker 2: Something they've known.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, you don't have to flickers the text just
Speaker 3: if you've got an is it just you? Or if
Speaker 3: you want to come in the show, any thoughts you
Speaker 3: have while listening, shoot them through, just like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: her name is Megan.
Speaker 2: I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 3: Oh god, what are the odds of that? Yeah, so
Speaker 3: this was based off last week. Remember how we were
Speaker 3: talking about rattles then, like things that you commonly fall
Speaker 3: back on, phrases that you often say just as filler.
Speaker 2: Like a crutch, like your brain sort of relies on
Speaker 2: a disauto fil.
Speaker 3: Like your autopilot default response to things. We all have one,
Speaker 3: so Meghan or Meghan says, hi mitches. Speaking of rattles,
Speaker 3: I think Cheery has a new one. I've noticed recently
Speaker 3: that he always says good call. Sometimes it's because someone's
Speaker 3: actually made a good call. Other times you can tell
Speaker 3: it's because he just wasn't listening. No, I hate these
Speaker 3: and so when she pointed it out, I was like, Oh,
Speaker 3: I'm going to see if she's onto something. This was
Speaker 3: just from last week's episode. Last week's episode. Only Okay,
Speaker 3: if you cut you know what I mean off the
Speaker 3: end of the sentence, it still makes perfect sense. I
Speaker 3: don't need it there, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, good call.
Speaker 3: Nah, it makes it sound like you have no faith
Speaker 3: in the person you're talking to.
Speaker 2: Good call. Oh the problem with it is it is
Speaker 2: sea level. And whenever there's severe floods.
Speaker 3: Well sea level at what point because the tides changed?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, good call?
Speaker 3: The fuck is good about hustle and Bustle? Also Sydney
Speaker 3: hardly has it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, good call?
Speaker 3: Come on, that was just last week. That's bad And
Speaker 3: I took a listen back further. There's more from overtime.
Speaker 3: I fucking love Adelaide I was converted. I was like,
Speaker 3: I could live here easily.
Speaker 2: Good call.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we've got one from Shane. Notice it all from women.
Speaker 3: Good wanted to fess up. You better actually pay because
Speaker 3: then there'll be a strike against your name. Yeah, cool,
Speaker 3: prime possum is primes And so Channel seven brought them out.
Speaker 3: Oh good coll They don't give us clear answer.
Speaker 2: It's a short flight to camera. Good call.
Speaker 3: But they were at the servo together. If he wanted
Speaker 3: to get himself a Mars bar and you get one
Speaker 3: good call?
Speaker 2: God, good call? Where does that come from? I don't
Speaker 2: even know. It's not even a phrase that I think
Speaker 2: I say.
Speaker 3: Is it because I make constant good calls? Or is
Speaker 3: it just a reflex?
Speaker 2: Far from it, it's a reflet. I wonder if I
Speaker 2: say good call on other programs that I do, or
Speaker 2: is it just is it just you that I'm thinking
Speaker 2: makes good calls?
Speaker 3: Well, your producers out there, why don't you ask her
Speaker 3: produce a flippug?
Speaker 2: Can you come to the microphone very quickly? Sorry? Why
Speaker 2: what do you call it? Produce a flick?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 2: Her name's Tony Kipper and Kipper's ah. Mitch has identified
Speaker 2: a crutch of mine that I often.
Speaker 3: Say a phrase he always says, if you've noticed or
Speaker 3: if he just says it on this podcasn.
Speaker 2: You work with me across all my other shows, so
Speaker 2: we thought we'd ask you in case you've noticed it too,
Speaker 2: why don't you play the example? So this is just
Speaker 2: from last week's podcast, episode one, one hour show.
Speaker 3: If you cut you know what I mean off the
Speaker 3: end of the sentence, it still makes perfect sense. I
Speaker 3: don't need it there, you know what I mean?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Good call?
Speaker 3: Nah?
Speaker 2: It sound like why no?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: You do it all in the time, like multiple times, absolutely,
Speaker 2: and it's the face you also squint when you do it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'll funk.
Speaker 3: Off a lot of you, I reckon. It's because sometimes
Speaker 3: you're not actually listening. And it just used to me
Speaker 3: making constant good calls.
Speaker 2: You're like, yeah a good call, Yeah, good call, fuck off,
Speaker 2: you're fired, good call. Yeah. Oh that's and he's here
Speaker 2: actually for the first time in months, contraceptive diaphragm SAM,
Speaker 2: and he's shaking his head like he's noticed it as well.
Speaker 1: With this entire show, I've been listening.
Speaker 3: By the way, Hi, Hi, you've maybe said this five, six,
Speaker 3: seven times, and also at one point four times in
Speaker 3: about three minutes. Yeah, I've started smirking to myself today
Speaker 3: because I knew what was coming up.
Speaker 2: Again, guys, I'm very just too too much talking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I seriously thin, I fucking agree, don't you worries.
Speaker 2: Of the reviewers. It's a problem, clearly. My brain is
Speaker 2: just making good calls, not a bad thing. It's just
Speaker 2: something I've noticed that just a crutch. Yeah eh, fuck,
Speaker 2: And I thought I was so smooth. I'm like, no one,
Speaker 2: No one can tell that I'm zoning out. Where have
Speaker 2: you been? Sam? By the way?
Speaker 6: Ah?
Speaker 2: You know around good? Fair enough? You say fair enough
Speaker 2: as well?
Speaker 7: Do I?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 3: I just don't we put that to the room. Do
Speaker 3: I say fair enough a lot?
Speaker 2: Does Mitch have one?
Speaker 3: Sam?
Speaker 2: But you noticed?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: I probably do.
Speaker 3: I just haven't noticed.
Speaker 1: You say.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's a catchphrase more so than a rattle. Yeah. Eah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm going to think, why start now? Fuck, I'm going
Speaker 2: to go back in the little backlog of the show
Speaker 2: and I'm going to find it. I find I'm going
Speaker 2: to bring it to you on one of my one
Speaker 2: of your crutches. Yeah, it has to be even playing fields.
Speaker 2: You know, I agree. No, you're right.
Speaker 3: It should be even playing fields. So oh for one
Speaker 3: two seven, one two nine two, what's my rattle?
Speaker 2: All right, let's go a great show. Hope Janne's okay.
Speaker 2: Thoughts prayers with her. I know she does attracts drama,
Speaker 2: doesn't She actually does. She really does. And mating weird.
Speaker 3: Because she's not someone who on the surface appears like
Speaker 3: she would cope with drama, and yet it's constantly in
Speaker 3: a life.
Speaker 2: So this podcast is in for the same time every week,
Speaker 2: and she didn't message us to say, Hi, I'm not
Speaker 2: going to be there. My house has been burgled. We
Speaker 2: had to message and ask no.
Speaker 6: No, no.
Speaker 2: She she sent me a text, oh oh please clear
Speaker 2: who wears the pants? All right, let's go. We'll see
Speaker 2: you in a week. Guys, thank you so much for listening.
Speaker 2: Five star review if you can Spotify as well, Apple Podcasts,
Speaker 2: wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 3: I did notice on Spotify when you look at our
Speaker 3: overall rating, it went from four point nine stars overall
Speaker 3: to five stars, so obviously people are fingermashing that five
Speaker 3: star button. I didn't realize this is not the time
Speaker 3: to stop.
Speaker 6: Keep it up.
Speaker 2: Five star rating on Spotify. Please, how do you find it?
Speaker 2: I've never actually looked Spotify.
Speaker 3: If you just go to our podcasts at the top
Speaker 3: seeing Jesus Christ, look at usco not bad considering eighty
Speaker 3: percent of people listen on Apple.
Speaker 2: Yeah wow, I love that. All right, guys, thank you
Speaker 2: for listening. We'll see next week.
Speaker 3: Then bye bub Is it just me?
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Speaker 3: Welcome to a to D brief. This is our secret
Speaker 3: segment on the end, couple of people with ad D
Speaker 3: having a de brief talking shit, good girl, not god.
Speaker 2: I have just gone to Apple and Mitchell. It's been updated.
Speaker 2: We applied for that fancy full screen podcast page and
Speaker 2: it's been improved. We've got it. Did you notice that
Speaker 2: they mangled our logo? How we look at it closely? Oh,
Speaker 2: you're right, you're kideous? No our logo?
Speaker 6: What do you mean?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Yeah? They've cropped out the podcast the podcast. You're right,
Speaker 2: so yeah, they just.
Speaker 3: Took it upon themselves to completely bastardize our logo. I
Speaker 3: was like, keep your grabbing mits off at please Apple.
Speaker 2: If you go to if you listen on Apple Podcasts,
Speaker 2: and you click our show and go to the homepage.
Speaker 2: Our artwork is now full page, full screen. It's animated.
Speaker 2: If you move the screen, we.
Speaker 3: Move, kind of like a Facebook cover photo.
Speaker 2: Yeah it is. And it's only like the really big
Speaker 2: legit shows can get it and do it.
Speaker 3: It's true.
Speaker 2: I mean it is true. Yeah, but ours is. They've
Speaker 2: so Apple photo shopped the word the podcast out.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Wow, like the nerve of you. That shocks me to
Speaker 2: my core.
Speaker 3: I can't just fuck with people's logos without telling them.
Speaker 2: We also need to update our heads to match the
Speaker 2: blue we both have blue ones. Well, they both yelled
Speaker 2: this conversation off it. This has become a business meeting.
Speaker 3: Oh look the most recent review on Apple. Yeah, this
Speaker 3: pot is a laugh and a half cheery. Made me
Speaker 3: spit in my coffee the other day. Feels like a
Speaker 3: warm hug and hanging out with friends.
Speaker 2: There you go.
Speaker 3: Should demand out all your well not all your chit revieus.
Speaker 2: It was only one. Shut up. They weren't even shit.
Speaker 3: I'm not making this up. All the one that brought
Speaker 3: it to my attention.
Speaker 2: You're true, you're right.
Speaker 3: You sent me a screenshot of them.
Speaker 2: I was upset. I know you didn't read along. Cheery
Speaker 2: made my spit out my coffee the other day due
Speaker 2: to his homophobic slurs. I'm joking, dearie me.
Speaker 3: I wish that you could write a review on Spotify
Speaker 3: and like it can an applicate it's it's so egotistical.
Speaker 2: It's nice to read praise. Oh my god, it's so nice. Yeah,
Speaker 2: especially on like work.
Speaker 3: Do you actually read Google reviews? Sometimes I will make
Speaker 3: a decision if I google them. I don't know massage
Speaker 3: is near me. I will make a decision based on
Speaker 3: the Google review.
Speaker 2: One hundred Yeah. I won't leave a Google review because
Speaker 2: you're not allowed to leave anonymous ones, and I just
Speaker 2: don't want them being linked to me because I am scathing.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be labeled at Karen, what have
Speaker 2: you been scathing about? Heaps? Optus the other day really
Speaker 2: fucked me off and I wanted to leave an angry review.
Speaker 3: I don't think you can leave a review for.
Speaker 2: Opts just an example of a company that pissed me off.
Speaker 2: But if I had bad service, and I like I'm
Speaker 2: a bad service, I get it. But like if I
Speaker 2: had a rough if I was really mad, I would
Speaker 2: leave a bad Google review.
Speaker 3: Oh no, But sometimes it becomes too much to think
Speaker 3: about because I'm like, I'll write the email to make
Speaker 3: a complaint, and then I'm like, okay, I'm going to
Speaker 3: reread it, reread it again to make it less mean
Speaker 3: but also not completely walk all over me too polite.
Speaker 3: And then I end up obsessing over it and I'm like, no,
Speaker 3: I discover well, then don't let it slide.
Speaker 2: You know what happened to me when I'm such like
Speaker 2: a fucking follower. I read an article about a homophobic
Speaker 2: cafe in Sydney and Darlinghurst that like we're ripping down
Speaker 2: pride flags or posted on that they posted on their
Speaker 2: Facebook page like it may be Pride, but you know
Speaker 2: we're selling exclusively to the straight peak customers, you know,
Speaker 2: like it was homophobic. So then everyone was flooding their
Speaker 2: Google reviews with one star review. So I joined in.
Speaker 2: But when my name came up, so then they found
Speaker 2: me on Instagram and wrote, like, wrote me this horrific
Speaker 2: message like fuck you bring it up. Oh no, this
Speaker 2: wasn't this year, this was this was this was a
Speaker 2: couple of years ago.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, I don't remember hearing about this
Speaker 3: awful cafe it was.
Speaker 2: And the reason I I remember it's because the other
Speaker 2: day I saw it pop up in my Facebook feed
Speaker 2: because I followed the page. Why did you follow the page?
Speaker 2: That's the rewarding you know, I know I'm gonna have
Speaker 2: to google it. Hold on, Yes, here it is third
Speaker 2: of November twenty twenty two, or sorry, twenty twenty oh
Speaker 2: so this is ages ago Sydney restaurantur Oh here it was,
Speaker 2: declares Trump safe zone and serves homophobic slurs. Oh now
Speaker 2: I do remember.
Speaker 9: Yes.
Speaker 2: A vegan restaurant owner in Sydney is courted backlash after
Speaker 2: declaring his restaurant was a Donald Trump safe zone, inviting
Speaker 2: patrons for pancakes with a side of racism and using
Speaker 2: homophobic slurs on social media. Removed pride flags, yes, calling
Speaker 2: people the awful awful, awful, awful anyway people were discover
Speaker 2: Halen Harty was his name, Hailen Harty Darlinghurst. If you
Speaker 2: want to get across it.
Speaker 3: God, don't add fuel to the fire. Now, don't reignite it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, he's probably changed his ways and we're going to
Speaker 2: be like you fucker.
Speaker 3: I just feel like, why would you bother putting that
Speaker 3: out there, How on earth is it going to be
Speaker 3: received other than that you're gonna get flooded.
Speaker 2: With I've just googled it. Halen Hardy read that red
Speaker 2: out loud. What is the saying read permanently closed? I
Speaker 2: guess you know what else is permanently closed? And this
Speaker 2: is absolutely old news, but I only just found out,
Speaker 2: and I'm shatting. Yeah. You know that Harbor Bridge walk
Speaker 2: during Sydney Prime or were you walk over the Harbor Ridge? Yeah,
Speaker 2: the Pride March.
Speaker 3: We got to the other end near the Domain, and
Speaker 3: Sean and I were like, let's go to the Link
Speaker 3: Cafe in Martin Place. It was the best hot chocolate. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's been closed since twenty twenty one, or maybe even
Speaker 3: twenty twenty.
Speaker 2: Shit, I didn't know that.
Speaker 3: Ye. Apparently COVID meant that there wasn't any foot trafficker
Speaker 3: Martin Place, so they just call.
Speaker 2: It a day. Isn't that funny? After the Link? Not funny?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, I mean I was shattered. No, the Link Cafe.
Speaker 2: If you don't know about Sydney's Link Cafe, it had
Speaker 2: the siege. Oh yes, of course people might not know.
Speaker 2: But I was so scared to go back in.
Speaker 3: No, it was a bit eerie the first time I
Speaker 3: went in, But I'm like, they shouldn't be punished for
Speaker 3: what happened inside the cafe. Shit fucking hell, it was
Speaker 3: the best hot chocolate ever.
Speaker 2: Lind Hot Chocolates are fucking I love the Sanchuro hot chocolates.
Speaker 2: You get the Mexican one and then it's literally a
Speaker 2: block of Cadbury chocolate melted into a cup. What did
Speaker 2: you say it was called sanchiro. I've never even heard
Speaker 2: of them. Sanchiro. Yeah, it's like it's a better version
Speaker 2: of Max Brenner. Really, maybe Sanchiro shut down. I haven't
Speaker 2: had one in years, Actually, Santiro shut I don't know
Speaker 2: you're telling the story. God, gon google it.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 2: This weekend, Mitchell, I'm throwing a party.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks so much for changing the date. Now, I've
Speaker 3: got no time to think of a costume.
Speaker 2: Are you against changing the date? Shut up? Yeah? Good call.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is so funny. There's only a
Speaker 2: Sanchuro in Miranda, which is where I grew up. There's
Speaker 2: only a Sanchiro in Glebe, which is where I've just
Speaker 2: moved from. That you go over and there's my suburb,
Speaker 2: and there's another one in mac Quarry Park. That's where
Speaker 2: I work live and where I used to live. No wonder,
Speaker 2: I think it's big.
Speaker 3: There's in your specific bubble. It's business as the usual.
Speaker 3: But I've never heard of this place. I don't even
Speaker 3: recognize the logo.
Speaker 2: Sanchuro is the best. Look at it, Mitch Cookie. But
Speaker 2: they have good protein balls too. You love this place.
Speaker 2: Delicious drinks, they do churros. They're getting ready. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: get you at the menu because there's a hot chocolate.
Speaker 2: I hope there's photos. Yeah, and it's just melted chocolate.
Speaker 3: I can just take your word for it here.
Speaker 2: Hot chocolates look normal. Hot chocolates. Yeah, thick Spanish, I said, Mexican,
Speaker 2: and it is literally just hot chocolate.
Speaker 3: Sounds like something you could easily diy. Yeah, it's melt
Speaker 3: a bit of chocolate.
Speaker 2: Seven fifty fact. None in this economy, not in this climate,
Speaker 2: not in this climate. No, No, anyways, for my fellow Santuro.
Speaker 3: Lovers, Varlet obviously Sanchiro.
Speaker 2: No, it's around just my hub. So I'm having a
Speaker 2: part of this weekend. It's like a housewarming ex Hayden's
Speaker 2: birthday and the theme is Barbie.
Speaker 3: If it's a housewarming, does that mean I have to
Speaker 3: bring something like a gift?
Speaker 2: What do you need?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Do you know I like to get you housewarming gift?
Speaker 2: You did too?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Some candles?
Speaker 2: What do you And you said it was your favorite?
Speaker 3: Oh yes, it's one of these ones that I don't
Speaker 3: like to burn off and because I want to savor
Speaker 3: it gorgeous.
Speaker 2: We still have the tea tawl you gave us last time,
Speaker 2: so we don't need one until that burns down.
Speaker 3: Wait, I could have sworn you told me that you
Speaker 3: did burn the tea towel.
Speaker 2: That I got you. Oh no, it's got burn marks
Speaker 2: on it. I was just sort of meaning until.
Speaker 3: It dies, okay, that you couldn't do with another te towel.
Speaker 2: Maybe if I mean, I'm not going to say no
Speaker 2: on another tea towel, What do you actually need?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 3: Housewarmings are weird ones where if you get something there's
Speaker 3: a risk I've already.
Speaker 2: Got it, Like you don't want two toasters? I love
Speaker 2: a dice in vacuum?
Speaker 3: Are you joking for someone who got me? A phone
Speaker 3: call with Tim Dahmer for my birthday. I'm not buying
Speaker 3: your fucking five hundred dollar dice in vacuum?
Speaker 2: Is that what I did? Yes?
Speaker 3: And you said I know you're a huge fan, so
Speaker 3: I've got your surprise. And I'm like, I've met this
Speaker 3: man multiple times. You think it's funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I forget that I did that. What did he?
Speaker 3: What have we geh, You're good at forgetting.
Speaker 2: I really am What have we even talked him about?
Speaker 2: Not much?
Speaker 3: Not much because your stupid stunt came unsuck when I
Speaker 3: pointed out that I have met this man before and
Speaker 3: it's not a birthday surprise. I went to the bathroom
Speaker 3: and you and Jenna are panicked because you'd forgotten my birthday.
Speaker 3: And you went into your contacts and just found the
Speaker 3: first person that you knew would pick up, and it
Speaker 3: was Tim Dormer. And then you tried to gaslight me
Speaker 3: and say, I know you're a huge fan. I was like,
Speaker 3: when have I ever said that? Oh, that's really funny. Fuck,
Speaker 3: I forget I did that. Well, get to make good
Speaker 3: this year. When's my birthday again?
Speaker 2: Jude?
Speaker 3: No joy yep. And then Jenna played me a song
Speaker 3: on the recorder which I bought for her.
Speaker 2: I'm not laughing at that day. It was hilarious.
Speaker 3: How you thought that I was just going to go
Speaker 3: along with it and be like, oh wow, this is
Speaker 3: my surprise, Like, what, well was that gonna work?
Speaker 2: You want to know you're right?
Speaker 3: I am a fan of Tim dorm even tho I've
Speaker 3: never ever uttered those words for.
Speaker 2: The first time ever. Bag call? Yeah, Why am I
Speaker 2: always so agree? I agree with everything I should go?
Speaker 2: Bag call? Yeah, pushback, bag call, horrible call, in fact,
Speaker 2: one of the worst calls. Yeah, I didn't realize how
Speaker 2: big Selena Gomez was. All this Hailey Bobwin beef. Everyone's
Speaker 2: like team Selena. Yeah, you across that. You feel like
Speaker 2: you're a Selena fan.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I can't help button be across it because it's all
Speaker 3: over everywhere. But I just don't give a shit. I
Speaker 3: don't give a shit about Bieber and Selena. Just let
Speaker 3: it die, that relationship. It's not twenty sixteen, so.
Speaker 2: The poor girls very unwell. Just let her, like, don't
Speaker 2: add more stress to her life.
Speaker 3: I just saw she posted on Instagram.
Speaker 2: Oh what did she do? Was that with her boobs out?
Speaker 3: No, she's like she was meant to be taking a
Speaker 3: break from social media and she just was at the
Speaker 3: top of my feet before. Yeah, one day ago. Oh
Speaker 3: you already liked it. Yeah, you've seen it.
Speaker 2: Her boobs are out right hardly it's got Isn't that
Speaker 2: funny that you said you've already seen it? You always
Speaker 2: come up on my feed because your little profile icon
Speaker 2: is so distinct. Do I come up two on yours?
Speaker 2: Like when it says Mitch Jury and fourteen others have
Speaker 2: liked this post. Yeah, your head is always there.
Speaker 3: I saw I think the other day it was like,
Speaker 3: if you press and hold, you know, the little paper
Speaker 3: plane icon on Instagram, if you want to forward a
Speaker 3: post to someone, Yeah, if you press and hold on that,
Speaker 3: the four people that pop up are the fore most
Speaker 3: important people in your life.
Speaker 2: You're kidding? Do you want to see who I go? Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got Sean, Oscar, Andrew and you.
Speaker 7: Ah.
Speaker 3: I was like, it's not far off. Okay, So you
Speaker 3: go to Instagram the little paper plane like you're about
Speaker 3: to forward it instead of just hitting it, you press
Speaker 3: and hold. Okay, I better be one of your other sweeter.
Speaker 2: Fuck Hayden producer Flipper who we just met, yep, because
Speaker 2: I send her stuff for the shows Mitchell koumb and
Speaker 2: my mother Michelle.
Speaker 3: Well, you can't argue with that, can you?
Speaker 2: Do you follow my mother, Michelle? I don't think so.
Speaker 2: I just sent her that post, which was a dull Megan.
Speaker 2: I just said, my mum the post, or she'll freak out.
Speaker 2: Oh god, it's Meghan the creepy killer Dog. So who
Speaker 2: is it? Meghan?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 2: Who? Yeah, it's Did you see that movie Meghan with
Speaker 2: the creepy doll? No, that's an interest. It was ridiculous.
Speaker 2: It was so funny.
Speaker 3: It was meant to be a horror movie, but it
Speaker 3: was so ridiculous that we were just laughing at the cinema.
Speaker 2: Hayden saw it and said he loved it, thought it
Speaker 2: was great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like one of those horror movies that
Speaker 3: you can't take seriously at all, which is my favorite.
Speaker 2: Is that noise you hear?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a buzzing.
Speaker 2: It was like a digerido.
Speaker 3: Not really, let me put my mic down there so
Speaker 3: we can hear.
Speaker 2: It sounds like a fan of sorts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what is that? It sounds like there's a b
Speaker 3: trapped under the desk.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. In my new place, I have a herb.
Speaker 3: We're going to carry on with the bee swarm like,
Speaker 3: just ignore it.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's a bee.
Speaker 3: Imagine if the studios exploded, be a nice way to go,
Speaker 3: if we died doing what we love.
Speaker 2: Look at my herb garden.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, what when did you turn fifty? I
Speaker 3: swear to God, what do you mean?
Speaker 2: You don't like it?
Speaker 3: It's not that I don't like it. I'm just I
Speaker 3: didn't think i'd be having this conversation with you when
Speaker 3: we're still in our twenties. Look at my herb garden.
Speaker 2: If you had a garden, you'd have herbs.
Speaker 3: I don't know what I maybe are they easy to maintain?
Speaker 3: Or can you easily kill them? If they're high maintenance?
Speaker 3: I'm out you can kill them. Sean got me a
Speaker 3: plant for Christmas. I think it was an orchard, and
Speaker 3: he prefaced with these ones are impossible to kill, and
Speaker 3: yet I managed.
Speaker 2: You killed it?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Did you not water? Is that the problem?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 3: You're only meant to water it once a week, maybe twice,
Speaker 3: and not give it too much son, but still give
Speaker 3: it some son. And so the leaves that are usually
Speaker 3: green have gone because I gave it too much to
Speaker 3: sun's how can that be? It was inside with no
Speaker 3: direct exposure to sunlight.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to keep myself alive. I don't have the
Speaker 2: time to work on that plant.
Speaker 3: It's a blessing in disguise that because I have a cat,
Speaker 3: most of my plants are fake because it means that
Speaker 3: I don't have to actually water them. Like I went
Speaker 3: to Bunnings trying to get new houseplates. Every single one
Speaker 3: I liked. I googled is it toxic to cats? And
Speaker 3: the answer was so really, I've had to op for
Speaker 3: fake plants that it was not to murder my daughter.
Speaker 2: Yeah. We have an air purifier in our house, and
Speaker 2: it's so funny. We only just got it when I
Speaker 2: had COVID for the second time, and it goes, oh
Speaker 2: the bees have stopped, Oh thank you, I have h
Speaker 2: good for them. Yeah, and it's got an led ring
Speaker 2: on it and blue means pure air, clean, no problem,
Speaker 2: it's quiet. Orange means like, oh, yeah, there's some pollutants.
Speaker 3: Air is a bit fucked.
Speaker 2: Red means like you have fucking shat your pants and
Speaker 2: we need to filter out the poo.
Speaker 3: I've got an air perifire, but it does not tell
Speaker 3: me that I almost don't want to know.
Speaker 2: Oh no, you don't want to know. It's embarrassing. It's embarrassing.
Speaker 2: The other day, Hayden were building a dining room table
Speaker 2: and I farted and laugh because I was getting up
Speaker 2: and down. And then all we hear is ye purifies.
Speaker 2: We can't purify this with bright red.
Speaker 3: The fuck kind of ransom air? Are you carting around?
Speaker 2: That? That's alarm? It was death air.
Speaker 3: I really do not want to get to the point
Speaker 3: in my relationship where I am comfortable fighting in front
Speaker 3: of him. I don't want to get there. I don't
Speaker 3: far in front of me.
Speaker 2: It's going to happen.
Speaker 1: It will.
Speaker 2: We're too crisp for that. I'm telling you it will.
Speaker 2: How long did it take you a day? It canna
Speaker 2: happen on the first day? Oh my god, had pizza?
Speaker 2: Will fight in front of them? That's all you do?
Speaker 2: Why just happens? It's natural. There's there's a level of
Speaker 2: comfort that comes with you know, four years.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can understand the level of comfort thing. But
Speaker 3: what about the level of respect? Yes, that comes with
Speaker 3: not farighting in front of each other.
Speaker 2: We are lacking in that department.
Speaker 3: You actually can control the fart in a way.
Speaker 2: Yes you can. We can't suck up. It's got to
Speaker 2: go out at some point. Although there has like times
Speaker 2: in my life where you really need to fight, you
Speaker 2: kind of push it back up and then it goes
Speaker 2: and you never fight again. I'm like, where is that here?
Speaker 2: That's why it comes out so ransid purify. Yeah. These
Speaker 2: in nineteen ninety five, far Hayden and I have started
Speaker 2: this really cute thing around our new kitchen. We have
Speaker 2: like a glass splash splash back.
Speaker 3: They're a nightmare. Why because the nightmata constantly clean?
Speaker 2: Oh yes they are.
Speaker 3: It's splash a bit of delmeo on there. Yeah, every
Speaker 3: fucking day, wipe by the cleaning. I know it's gonna
Speaker 3: get dirty.
Speaker 2: And it's white pain of the fucking ass. But anyway,
Speaker 2: I got for Hayden's birthday whiteboard markers just to write
Speaker 2: a nice birthday message on the splash back, like they
Speaker 2: love you. That is cute. It's cute. And then anyway,
Speaker 2: every morning since then he wrote one the next day
Speaker 2: to me, and then the next day, so every morning
Speaker 2: we're both writing each other a message. But it got
Speaker 2: to they're really cute, like he had ay do you
Speaker 2: leave the house before or after him. He wakes up
Speaker 2: every morning, and then I will come down and at
Speaker 2: two hours later because I work at nights and he
Speaker 2: leaves at eight am, so there is.
Speaker 3: A crossover where you're not both home at the same time.
Speaker 3: So you rub his message out and then right your own.
Speaker 3: So when he gets home, yes, and then there's a
Speaker 3: little gag that we both I don't know who wrote them, like, oh,
Speaker 3: who wrote it's stupid like the fairies. One of these
Speaker 3: days he should just confuse him and write pack your
Speaker 3: shit and get out and break up with him on
Speaker 3: a white board, or.
Speaker 2: Just be like, it's a murderer, Mitch's dead in the
Speaker 2: house somewhere to find it might really fuck him anyway.
Speaker 2: It's we've been like two weeks now, and it's got
Speaker 2: to the point where it's like there's not much happening
Speaker 2: in the house. So all I did was write house
Speaker 2: level unpacked eighty seven percent to like remind him that
Speaker 2: we still need to unpack. Oh, it wasn't even a
Speaker 2: beautiful message. Well, how rude.
Speaker 3: Imagine him just walking into the kitchen going, I can't
Speaker 3: wait to have my heart warmed by some beautiful message
Speaker 3: and it was that.
Speaker 2: On Oscar's Day he wrote congratulations to everything everywhere, all
Speaker 2: at once, for seven Oscar knobs. God were It's just
Speaker 2: a fucking bulletin board. Now next week our neighbors will
Speaker 2: be putting their free grand pianos on there.
Speaker 3: You should write like for a TBH on there, and
Speaker 3: then I dearly He'll come home and just write like.
Speaker 2: And then really all right, I'm gonna do that. Aah.
Speaker 2: You better see what he says. Yeah, all on the party,
Speaker 2: you can write something? Am I entitled to get in on?
Speaker 8: This?
Speaker 3: Is that kind of like third Wheeltown? This is a
Speaker 3: cute couple of things.
Speaker 2: You're in my top four aeroplane people. You, Mum? Who
Speaker 2: else Tony and Maiden? Will Tony and Mum be at
Speaker 2: this party? Tony'll be at the party.
Speaker 3: Great, I'll be fighting her for the fucking whiteboard market thing.
Speaker 2: Take it all right, shall we head? They're girls? We
Speaker 2: gotta go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 2: Oh, Date, I want to kick that little bitch. Sorry
Speaker 2: that was very aggressive.
Speaker 3: No, but you understand where I'm coming from now, because
Speaker 3: every single person sitting next to me wanted to kick
Speaker 3: this little bit, which is not That's not a normal
Speaker 3: way to feel around a child.
Speaker 2: That just shows how fucking annoying she was.
Speaker 3: They were also giving out Meghan train At CDs at
Speaker 3: the concert, and I was so tempted to put my
Speaker 3: hand up, grab that CD and just snap it in
Speaker 3: front of the child because she again wanted the CD.
Speaker 3: And God didn't we hear about it?
Speaker 2: Did she get it? Nah?
Speaker 3: Shit, No, they only had like five CDs. I was
Speaker 3: throwing them.
Speaker 2: Matter of everyone run.
Speaker 3: This bitch was screaming that she wanted mine.
Speaker 2: Oh really me? How old was this girl?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: I'm probably too old for that behavior.
Speaker 3: Well that's what I thought. My mother would never have
Speaker 3: let me get away with that shit. No.
Speaker 2: I went to the taping of Australia's Funny Time Videos
Speaker 2: for my tenth birthday and I wasn't yelling out for
Speaker 2: Tony parrim the whole fucking Nighty. All right, let's go hard.
Speaker 3: Did I already do the three percent thing?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 3: Should be called jennerjesticet her to say so we do?
Speaker 2: That's quick' say hello? She was already on.
Speaker 7: Hello.
Speaker 2: Anyway.
Speaker 3: We hope this podcast made you feel at least three
Speaker 3: percent better today.
Speaker 2: That's all we do. Hang out there, she's gone all right,
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