WEBVTT - #139: MEGHAAAN!

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<v Speaker 1>Just stood by a couple of minches. Hello, yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh please, you're in bed with a cup of bloody

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<v Speaker 2>hall licks by a tallicks and push you to slip.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like a milk drink.

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<v Speaker 3>Sounds like the slur I've heard that whole licks.

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<v Speaker 1>Michuri and Mitchell coos.

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<v Speaker 2>How are you?

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<v Speaker 4>Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>You hi?

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<v Speaker 5>Hi?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh fantastic, I gotta bringing me step today for no

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<v Speaker 3>good read really.

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<v Speaker 2>Phenomenal in that corduroy yellow number V neck You got

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<v Speaker 2>your necklace on your princess die.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if she would have been caught dead

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<v Speaker 3>in this outfit, but I'll take the compliment.

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<v Speaker 6>I wouldn't have said caught dead that I'll read the

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<v Speaker 6>tunnel that she should have read the sign I in

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<v Speaker 6>that open it there's a little partner that reminds me

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<v Speaker 6>of Pokemon, Like right at the start, that idiot.

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<v Speaker 3>That yells go oh it is a bit poke him on, ask,

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<v Speaker 3>isn't it? It's very ash with a poke ball?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Can I quickly play the opening listen, You'll know

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>Just stood a couple of.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeh, the digimon as well. Remember Digimon, I have actually

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<v Speaker 3>hot take.

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<v Speaker 2>Digimon was better than Pokemon. I thought so too. I

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<v Speaker 2>thought it slapped, they were cuter.

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<v Speaker 3>It was kind of like the pepsi alternative to a Pokemon,

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<v Speaker 3>and some people prefer Pepsi.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember the Digimon movie. I cried hard in the

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<v Speaker 2>Digitmon movie.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't remember crying during emotion child.

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<v Speaker 2>How are you do? Look good? Where have you been?

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on with you? Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>I actually just came from therapy, if you must know,

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<v Speaker 3>But usually I leave therapy in a really flat mood.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what it was about today with a

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<v Speaker 3>good sash.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you've got everything's going right in your life. You've

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<v Speaker 2>got your tickets on sales shows. Sorry, Sean is beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>You make a good point.

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<v Speaker 3>So I really should be plugging the comedy shows. I

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<v Speaker 3>forget to mention it on my own podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>I do it for you, so you'm a good friend.

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<v Speaker 2>I know I can plug for you.

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<v Speaker 3>Melbourne Comedy Festival and now Sydney Comedy Festival. Tickets on

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<v Speaker 3>sale for both if you head to the Lincoln my

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<v Speaker 3>Instagram by but also I'll be making my way to

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<v Speaker 3>other cities later in the year.

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<v Speaker 2>Two Yeah. I read the comments on one of your posts.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it was on Facebook, and there were a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of when you're come at Adelaide, Adelaide.

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<v Speaker 3>Truly just being to Adelaide. I was there in November.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, grow up Adelaide. Well they don't get much. They

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<v Speaker 2>didn't get ed Sheeran, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Know, didn't they know? Yeah, but I feel like Sydney

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't even get good concerts anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we know, we got it.

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<v Speaker 3>We got however, like you see the Beyonce world too. Yes, No,

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<v Speaker 3>Australia Gaga will never be caught dead at Kurtos Bank Arena.

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<v Speaker 2>Never. Oh good fucking point. Actually, Hayden just had his birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>He turned twenty seven. My boyfriend, Hayden and for He's like,

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<v Speaker 2>all I want is to go see Madonna. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>that's easy. I can get your tickets to Madonna. I

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<v Speaker 2>thought she'd be performing at you know, Paramatta Redland Theater

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<v Speaker 2>or you know the Rudy Hill Coliseum. No, she's only

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<v Speaker 2>fucking performing in the UK or Europe.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that what he wants for his birthday?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 7>And I got it.

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<v Speaker 2>I bought him tickets.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you actually going to Europe to seem we're going

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<v Speaker 3>to LA to see Madonna. Wow, I bought tickets? Yes, God,

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<v Speaker 3>while since you've been in and out of LA too.

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<v Speaker 2>Truly, I'm excited. It's not until next year.

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<v Speaker 3>But that's a very extravagant present.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you know how much are going to do

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<v Speaker 2>that for you?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>We have a limit. We have like a what we

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<v Speaker 2>spend on each other? Ten grand? Yeah, that's the limit.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not the limit.

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<v Speaker 3>It can't be cheap flying to LA for a concert.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, well the tickets are you know, four hundred bucks?

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<v Speaker 3>It's all right American? Yeah, yeah, there you go, even

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<v Speaker 3>more expensive Australia.

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<v Speaker 2>I know in this economy, that's my favorite thing to say.

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<v Speaker 3>In this economy, not in this current climate climate.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got fucking climate change. We've got the economics. You

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<v Speaker 2>know what are you across all that drag band stuff

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<v Speaker 2>in the US? Yes? Yes, how sad.

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<v Speaker 3>It doesn't feel real? No, I'm like, what the fuck?

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<v Speaker 3>What a step backwards? What is wrong with America?

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<v Speaker 2>I know it actually is very scary.

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<v Speaker 3>I know I felt really a little bit uneasy the

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<v Speaker 3>whole time I was in the US, Which isn't it weird?

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<v Speaker 3>As kids, we always thought life must be so much

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<v Speaker 3>better in America. Can wait to go to America.

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<v Speaker 2>And now I have no desire gun violence. Crist Now

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<v Speaker 2>they're banning drag or drag performers to kids, so ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 2>Focus on the guns, guys, I've got to that's probably

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<v Speaker 2>the guns that's killing the kids, not the man in

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<v Speaker 2>a wig.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you seen Katie Perry's big emotional breakdown?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that you hated that? Come on? That was so forced.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't think it was forced.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, Yeah, bring it up.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So she was on American Idol and one of

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<v Speaker 3>the contestants came in and said that he was dedicating

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<v Speaker 3>his performance to some of his classmates that he lost

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<v Speaker 3>in her school shooting. That was beautiful and she had

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<v Speaker 3>a very emotional reaction to it, and people are kind

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<v Speaker 3>of giving her shit for the reaction. But I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>that was just raw and real and it's kind of

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<v Speaker 3>bang on what she said.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but it just felt like it felt rehearsed to me.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't rehearse something like that. She was actually blubbering.

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<v Speaker 3>She's no actress, trust me.

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<v Speaker 2>Katie Perry breaks down in outrage after school shooting story.

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<v Speaker 5>Why are you doing idle In May twenty eighteen, a

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<v Speaker 5>gunman walked into my school. Uh, I was in art

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<v Speaker 5>Room one. He shot up art Room two before he

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<v Speaker 5>made his way to art Room one. Lost a lot

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<v Speaker 5>of friends. Eight students were killed, two teachers were killed.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow O, Katie's putting a head in the hands.

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<v Speaker 5>Weren't you doing Katie?

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<v Speaker 1>Our country has failed us. Facts, This is not okay.

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<v Speaker 9>You should be singing here because you love music.

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<v Speaker 5>That's true.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't have to lose eight friends. I hope that

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<v Speaker 1>you remind people.

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<v Speaker 3>No, we have to change.

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<v Speaker 5>Because you know what.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm skinned too.

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<v Speaker 3>Having watched it an express in your mind, what do

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<v Speaker 3>you think now?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I take that call my stay you gay? That

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't rehearse, that was real. No, I would to be honest.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd seen the TikTok edit and American Idol had really

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<v Speaker 2>edited it down. Okay, he was like, this is to

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<v Speaker 2>my classmates.

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<v Speaker 3>Then she screams, yeah, no, it wasn't like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I hadn't seen that, and I was never negating his story.

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<v Speaker 2>That's horrific, the poor thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what a cheery note to start the episode on.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry about that?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you get three nose? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't watch till the imagine that I've only seen.

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<v Speaker 2>The clips as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Ohful anyway to know from us, I'm assuming and got

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<v Speaker 3>through you'd.

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<v Speaker 2>Hope, So can you fast forward to that? Yes, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>he goes.

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<v Speaker 3>To I figured as much that would be the most

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<v Speaker 3>horrible thing that they could do, milk the SOB story

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<v Speaker 3>and they'd be.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, nah, you can stay here. Yeah. Well yeah, what

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<v Speaker 2>a lovely note to start the show on. Because so right,

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<v Speaker 2>You're so right. America's fucked and how low to our

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<v Speaker 2>American listeners. Of course, Yes, we love you. Sucks to

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<v Speaker 2>be you. You're always here. We were always here for you.

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<v Speaker 2>They moved down under bub escapism. Yeah, you just don't

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<v Speaker 2>go to Adelaide. You won't be able to see Mitchell live.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll come there later in the year, even as your

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<v Speaker 2>first time listening? Is it just me? Every week Mitch

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<v Speaker 2>and I both bring an ijem, something we've noticed, something

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<v Speaker 2>we hate or appreciate. Mitch has no idea what mine is.

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<v Speaker 2>I have no idea what mitches is. Yeah, we're going

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<v Speaker 2>in blind. Here, we go completely blind, and we just

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<v Speaker 2>you know, see where we land.

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<v Speaker 3>Why don't I kick things off?

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<v Speaker 2>You want to go first, let's go, let's do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me.

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<v Speaker 3>Just screaming children ruin everything?

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, it doesn't bother me, please, it doesn't. Really, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't act like your some saint.

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<v Speaker 3>If you're in a pleasant scenario, be it. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 3>name a pleasant scenario in your mind.

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<v Speaker 2>At the park, sunny day, there, you go, at.

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<v Speaker 3>A cafe, whatever it may be, it is in a

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<v Speaker 3>total state of bliss. The quickest thing to ruin it

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<v Speaker 3>is a screaming child, especially if they have a really

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<v Speaker 3>really high pitch voice.

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<v Speaker 2>They often do, They often do, they often do. Wait

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<v Speaker 2>till what you're about to hear. Yeah, because last.

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<v Speaker 3>Weekend I went to the taping of Australian Idol. I

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<v Speaker 3>was in the audience for it, and right behind me

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<v Speaker 3>was this fucking punish of a girl who was screaming

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<v Speaker 3>at the top of her lungs the whole time, trying

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<v Speaker 3>to get Megan Trainer's attention.

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<v Speaker 2>Because Meghan's one of the judges. Yeah, she's down there

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<v Speaker 2>on the floor.

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<v Speaker 3>It was quite a distance between us and the judging panel,

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<v Speaker 3>but this kid was fucking determined and they were screaming

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<v Speaker 3>in my fucking.

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<v Speaker 2>Ear the whole time. Did you record it. I did.

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<v Speaker 3>I ran a voice memo because I wanted you to

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<v Speaker 3>experience just how painful it was and then you might

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<v Speaker 3>change your June.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so this is the idle baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Herself in Regional Victoria.

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<v Speaker 2>Shut up, kid, thank you now, I'm with you. You

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<v Speaker 2>know what? That went on for four hours? Ever, turn no,

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<v Speaker 2>of course not.

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<v Speaker 3>I was getting so angry at this kid that I

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<v Speaker 3>was going to start shouting to get Megan's attention, just like,

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<v Speaker 3>could you fucking look?

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<v Speaker 2>So she shuts up. I made you look.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, exactly, do with your song, says I have a

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<v Speaker 3>look over here, please. But also I was tempted if

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<v Speaker 3>Meghan did turn around out of spite just to stand

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<v Speaker 3>up and block the view.

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<v Speaker 2>Meghan would have heard that and just not wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>turn around because she sounds like a fucking psychopath.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, it was just so grating, Like I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>if that voice memo does it justice, but it was

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<v Speaker 3>right in my ear, top of her lungs, high pitched

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<v Speaker 3>the whole time. I've isolated it for you. Just imagine that.

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<v Speaker 2>On repeat for four hours. She just slapped her right

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<v Speaker 2>across the head.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, but apparently it's frowned upon to slap children.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't know I have heard that?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Can I say? And I hate to make this

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<v Speaker 2>about me, but Meghan Train is my new best friend.

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<v Speaker 2>She is. We're chatting, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>The only thing more annoying than screaming children is when

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<v Speaker 3>someone changes a subject to make it about them and

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<v Speaker 3>to try and flex.

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<v Speaker 2>More annoying than this.

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<v Speaker 3>Go and tell me your story.

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<v Speaker 2>Now. I just interviewed her for Australian idol and then

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<v Speaker 2>we hit it off, and then she she wants to

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<v Speaker 2>hang out. She's good for you. Yeah, we're just pals

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<v Speaker 2>all right, But I don't know if it's that just well.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you pass on that message to her? Please? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Should I? Yeah? Just yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>She'll probably cringe and be like, oh god, I do

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<v Speaker 3>remember that voice. And I chose to ignore it because she's.

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<v Speaker 2>A mum, she's got a new baby.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh maybe she's just conditioned to drown that shit out.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh go god, not that you know her kids would

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<v Speaker 3>scream her first name, Megan.

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<v Speaker 2>Stop it. It's so awful. Did you enjoy the show?

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<v Speaker 3>I did it acually because one of my friends is

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<v Speaker 3>a producer there. He suggested we come along and I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, oh, I have to, because when I was

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<v Speaker 3>six or whatever watching Australian Idol, I'd see the people

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<v Speaker 3>in the audience and be.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, God, I wish that was me.

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<v Speaker 3>But I lived too far away from the city, so

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, I've got a bloody do it. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>going to bloody go. There was one really, really really

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<v Speaker 3>awkward moment where you know how you can't tell if

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<v Speaker 3>someone's waving at you or not. Yes, So they were

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<v Speaker 3>in a bit of a break, just kind of standing

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<v Speaker 3>around on stage waiting for the cameras to be ready

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<v Speaker 3>or whatever. Yes, and Ricky Lee and Scott Tweety the hope. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>they start waving and it looks like from a distance

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<v Speaker 3>they're waving at me.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm like, surely not right.

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<v Speaker 3>But then I thought, I mean maybe that they both

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<v Speaker 3>follow me on Instagram, so maybe they're waving at me.

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<v Speaker 3>And I turn around to see if there's anyone behind

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<v Speaker 3>me they're waving at and then when I turned back

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<v Speaker 3>to the stage, they're going no, not you.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, like pointing and going no you.

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<v Speaker 3>So I waved back and then Sean goes Mitchell, they're

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<v Speaker 3>not waving at you.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, well, I don't know. I can't tell.

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<v Speaker 3>And you know that feeling when you just get so

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<v Speaker 3>embarrassed and your brow starts to sweat to a point

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<v Speaker 3>where it's a little bit itchy. Yes, Like that's how

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<v Speaker 3>embarrassed I was. I was like, I hated everything about

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<v Speaker 3>that interaction. To this day, I don't know if they're

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<v Speaker 3>waving at May or not. I somehow doubt it.

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<v Speaker 2>They'd know because I do my radio show there. From

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<v Speaker 2>the live show on Monday and Ricky Lee came backstage.

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<v Speaker 2>It was very warm to me. And I only met

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<v Speaker 2>her when I met her with you. I've never met

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<v Speaker 2>her outside of the interview with you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and that's what I thought. I'm like, I know

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<v Speaker 3>we've had it on the podcast, but I don't think

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<v Speaker 3>she would remember me.

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<v Speaker 2>No, she would. She probably was waving to you. Now

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<v Speaker 2>she thinks you're a cunt for not waving back.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a rock and a hard place I couldn't win.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, ehither they're going to think I'm rude.

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<v Speaker 3>Everyone around me is going to think I'm a fuck

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<v Speaker 3>with dream on as if they were waving it.

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<v Speaker 2>You mate, you know what you should have done. Should

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<v Speaker 2>have gone tweety tweety, shut up. Brat.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh gosh, you know what I should have done? What

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<v Speaker 3>I should have screened out Megan And then she turns around,

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<v Speaker 3>just been like no, I meant Markle not you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yea cool? All right? Should do my agent?

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<v Speaker 3>Sure, go for it?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 2>Has the culture at McDonald's drive through changed?

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<v Speaker 3>Why do we bring up McDonald's almost every week on

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<v Speaker 3>this show.

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<v Speaker 2>We spoke about it last week. But I think it's changed,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's a big thing that we need to address

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<v Speaker 2>as a nation. It is no longer a positive experience

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<v Speaker 2>going through Maca's drive through.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think it was ever. I used to strive

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<v Speaker 3>to make it a positive experience for my customers when

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<v Speaker 3>I was in the drive through.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why it up with you, because I know you

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<v Speaker 2>you will agree with me that the quality is slipped.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe you won't. I don't know. But as a kid,

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<v Speaker 2>or when I was younger, going through Maca's drive through

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<v Speaker 2>was a euphoric experience. They're looking at the menu and

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<v Speaker 2>ordering it and asking for the girls or the boys toy.

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<v Speaker 2>You drive up to the window, you'd pay, you'd drive

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<v Speaker 2>to the next window, and you'd wait for your food,

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<v Speaker 2>and you'd get your food and you'd go. Problem is

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<v Speaker 2>now they cannot have any ounce of rush to get

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<v Speaker 2>to that teleprompter, to that little microphone to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 2>I've sat there waiting for five minutes waiting for them

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<v Speaker 2>to speak, so much so that I go, hello, anybody.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the problem with this having two drive through lanes,

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<v Speaker 3>because often they don't have two people taking too orders.

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<v Speaker 3>It's one person covering both. And then even though they've

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<v Speaker 3>made you wait ages, once they get to you, they're

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<v Speaker 3>in a rush always. There's something really erratic about that.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that it is that it go for the drink, yeah, please,

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<v Speaker 2>don't think.

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<v Speaker 3>And then sometimes you get to the window, they don't

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<v Speaker 3>even say hello. They just hold the flus thing in

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<v Speaker 3>your face like tap and go up. I know, interested

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<v Speaker 3>in a conversation.

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<v Speaker 6>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>Nowadays it used to pay with cash and to get

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<v Speaker 2>the change and you to get the receipt. Nowadays they've

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<v Speaker 2>strapt the FPOs machine to a fucking selfie stick and

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<v Speaker 2>you've got to just pay, wave your card and then

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<v Speaker 2>you drive through the next window.

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<v Speaker 3>Some of them aren't even on a selfie sick. They

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<v Speaker 3>don't hold it out for you. It's literally positioned outside

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<v Speaker 3>the window.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, good call.

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<v Speaker 3>The window for you that it's like tap doug.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they go check your order on that iPad. Then

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<v Speaker 2>the big part is you go to the next screen

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<v Speaker 2>and you're sitting there waiting or the next window and

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<v Speaker 2>always together and go to the waiting bay, into the

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<v Speaker 2>waiting bay, waiting bay. Please. I The waiting bay for

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<v Speaker 2>me growing up was like oh Wonderland. Like maybe if

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<v Speaker 2>I've ordered too much, I'll go to the waiting Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I was gonna say, what are you ordering? Because I

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<v Speaker 3>don't remember the last time I was put in the

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<v Speaker 3>waiting bay.

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<v Speaker 2>I am always in the waiting bait without doubt, always

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<v Speaker 2>just a chicken nugget meal, some chips and nothing special,

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<v Speaker 2>always in the waiting bay. And I just think the

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<v Speaker 2>experience is lacking. I want to I want a nicer

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<v Speaker 2>drive through experience, please, Australia.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, what time of day are you going?

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<v Speaker 2>Typically, oh, good call, it's a often after the show

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<v Speaker 2>at night, I'll get a little snack, so like ten

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<v Speaker 2>thirty at night or on the way to work at

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<v Speaker 2>around three pm.

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<v Speaker 3>I was gonna say, maybe you're getting like the teenagers

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<v Speaker 3>after school, but it doesn't sound like it. Because I

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<v Speaker 3>love the daytime maccas staff.

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<v Speaker 2>Why who what is the difference?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, they're usually like forty year old women and shit,

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<v Speaker 3>and they're down for a yarn.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh good, Cord.

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<v Speaker 3>I love the people that work during the day. They've

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<v Speaker 3>grown ass adults that work at maccas. They're beautiful, yes.

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<v Speaker 2>And then at nighttime you get the fourteen year old

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<v Speaker 2>pimpoli fucks.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, who are so stressed about their assignment and having

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<v Speaker 3>to get the drive through time as quick as possible.

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<v Speaker 3>They just don't seem at ease. They don't want a yarn.

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<v Speaker 2>They've got a speech on water restrictions at nine am

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<v Speaker 2>the next morning. I don't care about my steamed butt

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<v Speaker 2>on my cheeseburger.

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<v Speaker 3>The steam bun, that's where you're going on.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why you have to fucking park. That's why I'm

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<v Speaker 2>the problem.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, they don't have the steamed buns just sitting around

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<v Speaker 3>waiting for people to order.

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<v Speaker 2>They have to do them. Especially. Oh that's it. I

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<v Speaker 2>always get a steamed bun.

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<v Speaker 6>You have.

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<v Speaker 3>You're the problems.

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<v Speaker 2>It's already Victim Blaine, Oh my god, on the problem.

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<v Speaker 2>You are the problem. And here I was at the

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<v Speaker 2>mac Has drive through, like, where's my.

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<v Speaker 3>You're listening to Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 2>You got something on your mind?

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<v Speaker 1>Hit up at a couple of mitches on Instagram to

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<v Speaker 1>get yourself on the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, let's hear from one of our idiots, a very

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<v Speaker 2>dedicated idiot at that they want to come on the

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<v Speaker 2>show and they've got an edgem of their own.

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<v Speaker 3>You want to get on the show with an edgem

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<v Speaker 3>of your own at couple of mitches on Instagram or

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<v Speaker 3>shoot is a text zero four one two seven one

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<v Speaker 3>two oh nine two correct?

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<v Speaker 2>How's that text? On gambo? You get a lot of texts.

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<v Speaker 3>We are, but someone must have signed us up to

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<v Speaker 3>some scam redistry because we keep getting shit like odds post.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry we missed you early today. Click this link and

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<v Speaker 3>give us your bank details and we'll rearrange a redelivery.

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<v Speaker 3>We haven't ordered shit with this number. Someone signed us

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<v Speaker 3>up to a scam outlet or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine if we were buying the sex toys not using

0:16:50.520 --> 0:16:53.920
<v Speaker 2>the work account, and that's what was coming through. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I's where that wasn't me? That wasn't all right? Courtney

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<v Speaker 2>in Newcastle in New South Wales. She's on Hi cart

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<v Speaker 2>well to the show.

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<v Speaker 8>Hi, thanks for having me go.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh pleasure, cloudy day. Don't you sound chirpy?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah i am.

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<v Speaker 8>I am just wrapping up the work week.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the work week.

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<v Speaker 7>I know.

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<v Speaker 8>I'm taking a couple of days off.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you lucky? Dark?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, it's my birthday tomorrow?

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, oh birthday called?

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<v Speaker 2>How old are you doing?

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<v Speaker 8>Thirty six?

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<v Speaker 3>Thirty six? It's life better in your thirties. We were

0:17:23.119 --> 0:17:28.560
<v Speaker 3>talking about this the other day. Sometimes it doesn't sound

0:17:28.600 --> 0:17:33.360
<v Speaker 3>that promise you hesitated too, not really to get back

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<v Speaker 3>to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Wouldn't she sound fun? Yeah? You sound very fun.

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<v Speaker 7>I am fun.

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<v Speaker 8>Thanks.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, what's the five You're just chilling at home?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 8>I work from home, so wrapping up and then I'm

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<v Speaker 8>off to Breathing tomorrow for a couple of days. I

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<v Speaker 8>haven't been there since as the kids, so I'm really

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<v Speaker 8>looking forward to it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, how fun? All right, Well let's get your birthday?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it just you, Bradley or cat? You in? Then

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<v Speaker 2>hit this?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay? Is it just.

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<v Speaker 8>Are hiccups the most infuriating thing a person can have

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<v Speaker 8>when they're in the presence of others?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Yeah? Oh in general, even alone. I'm embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I thought, are you saying it's infuriating when other

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<v Speaker 3>people around you have hiccups or when you personally have them.

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<v Speaker 8>When I have them, I get rid of them real quick.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not always that say. Yeah, you make it sound

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<v Speaker 2>like you've got a button you can just press. I

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<v Speaker 2>can't do that.

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<v Speaker 7>Look, I actually do.

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<v Speaker 8>I have perfected the hiccups. You get a hiccup, you

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<v Speaker 8>find a bevery, you drink it upside down, and.

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<v Speaker 2>You got it side down.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, even when you lean over the glass and drink

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<v Speaker 8>from the other side, it works.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the picture that lean over the glass and drink

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<v Speaker 2>it from the arp. I've got my water bottle here,

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<v Speaker 2>I can do it.

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<v Speaker 8>What do you do? So lean over sort of like

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<v Speaker 8>in front of you and drink the water upside down.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not possible. That's not how gravity works.

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<v Speaker 8>But I look work. It definitely works.

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<v Speaker 3>It's kind of got his back and neck parallel to

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<v Speaker 3>the floor.

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<v Speaker 8>Now that's I'm kind of suck it up.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, don't get water all over the panel. Shit, you're

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<v Speaker 2>trying to kill me.

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<v Speaker 3>I love that you didn't have hiccups, So we can't

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<v Speaker 3>prove if it works or not.

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<v Speaker 2>I've gotta clean myself up. I don't mind.

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<v Speaker 3>But other people have hiccups caught, but I find it

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<v Speaker 3>infuriating when I have it. When I was quitting vapes,

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<v Speaker 3>the nicotine supplements give it to you like this mouth's

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<v Speaker 3>bray that you put under it to the nicotine spray.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll do it now. I'll prove my point. They give

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<v Speaker 2>you the hiccups. Induce the hiccups. I do want to

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<v Speaker 2>show you.

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<v Speaker 8>I think when other people get them, it becomes a

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<v Speaker 8>center of a conversation.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't you think you so that is embarrassing to be

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<v Speaker 3>the person with hiccups.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, here they go. Oh he started. Look, Oh he's

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<v Speaker 2>got the hiccups. Courtney. You can now do the underwater up.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, all right, Courtney. Guide him through? What does

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<v Speaker 2>he do? These ones are violent? He doesn't want a cigarette,

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<v Speaker 2>So you're right. There were many times when I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>it's easy, it's easier, just a vape the corner. How

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<v Speaker 2>does you do it? Do the trick.

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<v Speaker 4>Looking forward and get your water bottle if you've got,

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<v Speaker 4>that's what you've got, and just sort of like lean

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<v Speaker 4>your head right over and let the water go into

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<v Speaker 4>your mouth or your heads upside down.

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<v Speaker 2>He's standing up, so should he be sitting caught.

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<v Speaker 3>You needs to be standing.

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<v Speaker 2>You said to lean my head over the bottle. Do

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<v Speaker 2>you mean I face my feet?

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<v Speaker 4>You're face your feet like as your head goes down

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<v Speaker 4>towards your feet, the water water goes into your.

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<v Speaker 7>Mouth like your head, sort of like upside down, Courtney.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think you know what up Cottney, you're I

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<v Speaker 2>think you're in the wrong here.

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<v Speaker 8>I'm absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think she is because they're gone. Oh what

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<v Speaker 2>I mean?

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<v Speaker 3>The word upside down is completely misleading, But I'm not hiccupping.

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<v Speaker 2>You're kidding.

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<v Speaker 3>I never kill, do I kid?

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<v Speaker 2>All right? Well, thank you Courtney for that insightful attempt

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<v Speaker 2>at medicine. They have fun hack.

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<v Speaker 3>I still don't understand the drinking upside down thing.

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<v Speaker 2>You're all your way off.

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<v Speaker 8>Thanks guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, happy birthday.

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<v Speaker 9>Call.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll make sure prize keeper Jenni sends you an extra

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<v Speaker 3>special prize for your birthday.

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<v Speaker 8>Thanks, Legend.

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<v Speaker 7>I have a great day.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Listening to the show called We Love You, She's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>I like Courtney.

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<v Speaker 3>I've just googled drinking water while maintaining uncomfortable body positions

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<v Speaker 3>such as bending over a sink or turning your head

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<v Speaker 3>upside down. Okay, that makes sense. It distracts your brain

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<v Speaker 3>from it, that's.

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<v Speaker 2>What it says here. Oh got it? Okay, Oh I

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<v Speaker 2>get it. Now.

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<v Speaker 3>You bend over with your back parallel to the floor

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<v Speaker 3>and then kind of let your neck relax so it

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<v Speaker 3>is upside down like this.

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<v Speaker 6>Look.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh so I'm not really facing my feet.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm more facing my junk. Well, Courtney didn't do a

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<v Speaker 2>good job of describing.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, they're gone true, so she did.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, good call. Yeah, and I don't feel like a

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<v Speaker 2>v eighth win win. You cur it all right if

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<v Speaker 2>you want to get on the show with us thirteen

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, wow, that's not.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you just nearly a sorry, sorry I did thirteen

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<v Speaker 3>six five. Imagine someone actually calling KISSFM and saying, Hi,

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<v Speaker 3>I'd like to go on with the mitches, and they're.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, what, let's see, I'll just answer a random call.

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<v Speaker 2>Here at Kiss we got the thirteen one oh six

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<v Speaker 2>five patch through the desk. Hello, what can I do

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<v Speaker 2>for you?

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<v Speaker 7>Hello?

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<v Speaker 2>Hi? What can I do for you? Oh?

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<v Speaker 9>No, I was just calling in Hope together easter show ticket.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have an easy just you cut in? Do

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<v Speaker 2>you have an is it just you.

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<v Speaker 7>Do I have a what.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it?

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<v Speaker 3>Just me?

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<v Speaker 7>I guess for me and my family.

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<v Speaker 8>I can't hear them.

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<v Speaker 2>It's sorry, tunnel, she's gone. Just confuse the fuck that

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<v Speaker 2>poor woman. She's never gonna call again. Oh well, fuck

0:22:39.960 --> 0:22:42.600
<v Speaker 2>it DM. This a couple of mites on Instagram. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>you can text us into our hotline, Mitchell quickly, what

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<v Speaker 2>is it again? On nine two? Hit us up. We'll

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<v Speaker 2>get you on the show and you will yourself as

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<v Speaker 2>little prize. Now speak of the devil.

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<v Speaker 3>You might be wondering where our third wheel price keeper

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<v Speaker 3>Jenner is this week.

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<v Speaker 2>She was missing last week notably, and this week again.

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<v Speaker 2>She hasn't featured once.

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<v Speaker 3>And if you're a regular listener of ours, you'd know

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<v Speaker 3>that every time Jenna does make an excuse for not

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<v Speaker 3>being able to come to something, it's always the most

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<v Speaker 3>dramatic thing in the world.

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<v Speaker 2>Always and always nothing we know of like us.

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<v Speaker 9>It's always sorry, but my mum had emergency surgery on

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<v Speaker 9>her shins, or like she's got severe food poisoning, yes,

0:23:25.440 --> 0:23:27.280
<v Speaker 9>or like I've been hit by a bus and I've

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<v Speaker 9>lost two legs, but I'll be fine by tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you hear the front page story how the girl

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<v Speaker 2>struck by lightning.

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<v Speaker 3>But this week, I reckon this tops it.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, I don't know the reason.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh well, this is the text I got just before

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<v Speaker 3>we started recording. Sorry, can't make it this week. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>just with the police. My place got broken into. I'm like, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>the palatial mansion, the service merit and suite. Really you

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<v Speaker 3>don't have twenty four to seven security.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, she's in a high rise. Yeah, I know.

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<v Speaker 3>I did think, why would the choose your apartment of

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<v Speaker 3>all apartments.

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<v Speaker 2>Do for her? Cats? Okay, Christian Lubah, Connie Connie the cat.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a good call. But I think we're gonna try

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<v Speaker 3>and trip her up and see if it's a lie

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<v Speaker 3>or not give her a ring, because you know how

0:24:12.200 --> 0:24:13.600
<v Speaker 3>you can tell if someone's lying, if they put in

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<v Speaker 3>too much detail, if they stutter or stumble on their excuse.

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<v Speaker 2>Jenna is a shocking liar as well. Exactly. Don't you

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<v Speaker 2>think she thinks she's one of those people that think

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<v Speaker 2>she's really good.

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<v Speaker 3>And I've known Jenna longer than you, I reckon I'll

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<v Speaker 3>be able to tell if she's taking the pits or not,

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<v Speaker 3>or if she's absolutely telling the truth.

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<v Speaker 2>All Right, let's call Jenna Benson prize keeper Jenna and

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<v Speaker 2>see where she is.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello Jenna, Hi, I've just been explaining to Mitch the

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<v Speaker 3>reason that you're not here today.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh yes, yes, very very traumatic.

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<v Speaker 2>How are you doing.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm coping fine. It was full on and I've just

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<v Speaker 7>received pictures of the man in question.

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<v Speaker 3>The wait, how did you find that you'd be broken into?

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<v Speaker 3>Talk me through like the time of day. We're going

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<v Speaker 3>full investigator mode.

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<v Speaker 2>Yea, the time of day? How did you find out?

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<v Speaker 2>What did you say to the house?

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<v Speaker 7>Okay? I got a call at twelve o one pm

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<v Speaker 7>today from the Gladeville Police station. It was a man

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<v Speaker 7>and I picked it up and it was a no

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<v Speaker 7>caller ID, So at first I thought it was you

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<v Speaker 7>guys pranking me.

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<v Speaker 2>We're in bed Jenner at midday, so.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I thought it was you. So I was just

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<v Speaker 7>playing along until he asked me whether I live at

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<v Speaker 7>the particular address that I do live for thee No,

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<v Speaker 7>and he explains that my plates had been broken into

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<v Speaker 7>by a man on the run. So they secured the

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<v Speaker 7>whole apartment's block and police surround it at all, and

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<v Speaker 7>he jumped over the fence into my courtyard and somehow

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<v Speaker 7>managed to open the door sliding door and then lock

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<v Speaker 7>it and use my place as he's hiding home.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. Wait, so Connie was in there alone

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<v Speaker 2>with this masked assailant.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, Connie was here alone, probably would have been sleeping.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you have the footage on your cat cam?

0:26:25.640 --> 0:26:28.080
<v Speaker 7>No, I don't because it's not working at the moment.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, that's interesting, I know, I know.

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<v Speaker 7>So Connie was here alone with the man. When I

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<v Speaker 7>came back into the apartment after I got the call

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<v Speaker 7>from the police and rushed home, my little laundry cupboard

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<v Speaker 7>door was open, insinuating that he was hiding in there.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, how did he break into your place in the

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<v Speaker 3>first place, Like, don't you have twenty four to seven

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<v Speaker 3>security given your wealth?

0:26:52.160 --> 0:26:55.040
<v Speaker 7>Well, I was under the impression that I was secure

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<v Speaker 7>here twenty four to seven security.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have to break the lock?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, he broke the lock, and so he's hanging out

0:27:04.320 --> 0:27:08.639
<v Speaker 7>in here. Police are surrounding him, and he thinks, you know,

0:27:08.720 --> 0:27:10.720
<v Speaker 7>I'm going to make a run for it. I've done it,

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<v Speaker 7>So he runs out my front door. No, I'm at

0:27:15.600 --> 0:27:16.080
<v Speaker 7>work at.

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<v Speaker 2>This Okay, right, we're going back in time.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, Yes, so I got the call at twelve oh one,

0:27:20.600 --> 0:27:22.840
<v Speaker 7>and apparently it happened half an hour before that.

0:27:23.600 --> 0:27:26.320
<v Speaker 2>How they get number though, I assume.

0:27:26.040 --> 0:27:30.480
<v Speaker 7>It was the building manager. So anyway, they rush out

0:27:30.520 --> 0:27:34.800
<v Speaker 7>of my door. The criminal and gets arrested.

0:27:36.160 --> 0:27:37.440
<v Speaker 3>He thought, I'm going to make a run for it.

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<v Speaker 3>They've all gone, but they hadn't gone anywhere.

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<v Speaker 7>No, they hadn't gone anywhere. He thought he'd hide in

0:27:42.280 --> 0:27:45.240
<v Speaker 7>here for a bit and then casually make his way out.

0:27:45.760 --> 0:27:49.800
<v Speaker 7>Now they were there waiting for him, so they took

0:27:49.880 --> 0:27:54.880
<v Speaker 7>him into custody, and apparently he'd stolen things from other

0:27:55.960 --> 0:27:58.080
<v Speaker 7>from the actual service department.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so he wasn't actually robbing you. He was just

0:28:01.480 --> 0:28:03.280
<v Speaker 3>using your place to hide out cover. Do you know

0:28:03.359 --> 0:28:05.480
<v Speaker 3>what he was on the run for, just stealing shit?

0:28:06.080 --> 0:28:08.280
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, so I stole a car as well that he

0:28:08.359 --> 0:28:13.560
<v Speaker 7>left out the front. But he is now claiming that

0:28:13.720 --> 0:28:16.560
<v Speaker 7>he owns my apartment, which is why he was in

0:28:16.720 --> 0:28:17.639
<v Speaker 7>here right.

0:28:18.040 --> 0:28:19.600
<v Speaker 2>When he wants you to be a cover for him,

0:28:19.600 --> 0:28:22.880
<v Speaker 2>and you're so impressionable, Jenny, knowing you you'd go, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>that's my uncle. He's happy to help, happy to help him.

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<v Speaker 2>He was in the laundry because he's helping with cleaning. Yeah,

0:28:32.240 --> 0:28:33.880
<v Speaker 2>j it's interesting.

0:28:34.000 --> 0:28:36.520
<v Speaker 3>Nothing comes up when I search latest news, nothing on

0:28:36.640 --> 0:28:38.120
<v Speaker 3>new police media alert.

0:28:38.280 --> 0:28:41.360
<v Speaker 2>And I've Google searched local meek and mild girl, the

0:28:41.440 --> 0:28:44.120
<v Speaker 2>house broken into, and nothing has come up.

0:28:44.760 --> 0:28:48.320
<v Speaker 7>I've looked everywhere and there's nothing. And let me quickly

0:28:48.400 --> 0:28:52.000
<v Speaker 7>send you a photo of this Guy's not how I

0:28:52.120 --> 0:28:54.760
<v Speaker 7>expected him to look. Let's see.

0:28:55.240 --> 0:28:57.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I want to see it. It'd

0:28:57.520 --> 0:29:00.080
<v Speaker 2>be quite frightening. I'd imagine he's.

0:29:01.120 --> 0:29:04.680
<v Speaker 7>Okay sending this through. This is the guy on CCTV.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, oh my god.

0:29:08.640 --> 0:29:10.000
<v Speaker 3>He looks like a CD bugger, doesn't he?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that in your apartment, Jenna.

0:29:11.960 --> 0:29:13.440
<v Speaker 7>No, that's outside my part.

0:29:13.520 --> 0:29:15.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to say. Also, there's a vibrator in a

0:29:15.280 --> 0:29:17.360
<v Speaker 2>box at the front for you to come home to.

0:29:17.760 --> 0:29:20.840
<v Speaker 3>All the parcels and ship in the main foyer. Do

0:29:20.880 --> 0:29:21.480
<v Speaker 3>you know what I think?

0:29:21.520 --> 0:29:24.760
<v Speaker 2>I do believe? Actually, yeah, Jenna, officially you have been

0:29:25.000 --> 0:29:28.160
<v Speaker 2>cleared from your absence two weeks in a row. Congratulations

0:29:28.400 --> 0:29:28.880
<v Speaker 2>so much.

0:29:29.320 --> 0:29:32.480
<v Speaker 7>I had full intentions of being on until I got

0:29:32.560 --> 0:29:36.320
<v Speaker 7>this call from the lovely sergeant at Gladesville Police Station.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't get all right, Well as well, that ends well,

0:29:40.240 --> 0:29:41.240
<v Speaker 3>We're glad you're safe.

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<v Speaker 2>We're glad Connie's safe. Thanks Jenna, thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, hopefully we'll see you next week.

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<v Speaker 7>You will, all right?

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, Tata, imagine if we just played the gas

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<v Speaker 2>lighter sting and said that we were gas lighting and

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<v Speaker 2>we had a paid actor, Oh my god, and we

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<v Speaker 2>were in on the whole thing. My sister, who's a

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<v Speaker 2>police officer, came it was all a ploy, just to

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<v Speaker 2>fuck with her.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you believe that her first assumption was that we

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<v Speaker 3>were fucking with it?

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<v Speaker 6>I know?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that funny? Yeah, Like, why would we do that?

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<v Speaker 2>That's as cruel because she's Okay, though I've never been

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<v Speaker 2>breaking into of you, No, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Really thought it'd be a bigger issue because my parents

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<v Speaker 3>were broken into like four times and they lived in Sydney.

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<v Speaker 3>Every single time that mum got new curtains, they'd break

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<v Speaker 3>in and steal them and they had to buy all

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<v Speaker 3>these replacement TVs and so the way they described living

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<v Speaker 3>in Sydney to me, I was like, this is going

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<v Speaker 3>to be a constant problem in my life.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, not once.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like I'm inviting it in. Now, don't invite

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<v Speaker 3>it in, you know. My mum literally speaking of invited in. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>invited robbers into our house. Oh God, my mum loves

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<v Speaker 3>a drink and she loves a chat.

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<v Speaker 2>This is true.

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<v Speaker 3>I absolutely believe it too.

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<v Speaker 2>Mum was at Cronella Sharks Leagues club. We live about

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<v Speaker 2>a kilometer away, well my family home not anymore, and

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<v Speaker 2>Mom went come back to our house.

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<v Speaker 3>Haven't drinking.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, I do remember this now. Yeah, and Mum

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<v Speaker 2>invited two random strangers that she didn't even meet in

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<v Speaker 2>the club. They were on the street.

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<v Speaker 3>And then didn't you have to intervene and be like,

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<v Speaker 3>get the fuck out.

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<v Speaker 2>My mom came to the door, didn't have a house key,

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<v Speaker 2>so I opened up. She Hi, this is my friend

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<v Speaker 2>Paul and John. And Paul and John are the shadiest

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<v Speaker 2>two men you ever meant in your life. They're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>come for a drink and they were scoping shit out

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, get the fuck out of my house.

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<v Speaker 2>Later that night we were broken into by two men.

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<v Speaker 3>So you know, God, that says so much about Michelle.

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<v Speaker 3>She just assumes the best in peace and guided them in.

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<v Speaker 3>She goes, Oh, they're fun.

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<v Speaker 2>I read into them on the way home from the game. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>she meant, I light the eighties thought he was lovely.

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<v Speaker 3>She thought Hitler seems nice. It's just a bit troubled.

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<v Speaker 6>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 1>The rude shocks of young adults?

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<v Speaker 9>Food?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, and just a reminder our new text line

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<v Speaker 3>O four one two seven one two oh nine two.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, every time you play that sound effect, it's not me,

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<v Speaker 2>it's automated.

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<v Speaker 3>I've set up Siri to recognize, of course. And I'm

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<v Speaker 3>so glad we set up this text line because we

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<v Speaker 3>got a real doozy really during the week.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this isn't and is it just you?

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<v Speaker 8>This is just.

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<v Speaker 2>Something they've known.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Like, you don't have to flickers the text just

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<v Speaker 3>if you've got an is it just you? Or if

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<v Speaker 3>you want to come in the show, any thoughts you

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<v Speaker 3>have while listening, shoot them through, just like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 3>her name is Megan.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not even kidding.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god, what are the odds of that? Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 3>this was based off last week. Remember how we were

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<v Speaker 3>talking about rattles then, like things that you commonly fall

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<v Speaker 3>back on, phrases that you often say just as filler.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a crutch, like your brain sort of relies on

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<v Speaker 2>a disauto fil.

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<v Speaker 3>Like your autopilot default response to things. We all have one,

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<v Speaker 3>so Meghan or Meghan says, hi mitches. Speaking of rattles,

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<v Speaker 3>I think Cheery has a new one. I've noticed recently

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<v Speaker 3>that he always says good call. Sometimes it's because someone's

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<v Speaker 3>actually made a good call. Other times you can tell

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<v Speaker 3>it's because he just wasn't listening. No, I hate these

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<v Speaker 3>and so when she pointed it out, I was like, Oh,

0:32:52.960 --> 0:32:54.760
<v Speaker 3>I'm going to see if she's onto something. This was

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<v Speaker 3>just from last week's episode. Last week's episode. Only Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>if you cut you know what I mean off the

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<v Speaker 3>end of the sentence, it still makes perfect sense. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't need it there, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, good call.

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<v Speaker 3>Nah, it makes it sound like you have no faith

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<v Speaker 3>in the person you're talking to.

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<v Speaker 2>Good call. Oh the problem with it is it is

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<v Speaker 2>sea level. And whenever there's severe floods.

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<v Speaker 3>Well sea level at what point because the tides changed?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, good call?

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<v Speaker 3>The fuck is good about hustle and Bustle? Also Sydney

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<v Speaker 3>hardly has it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, good call?

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, that was just last week. That's bad And

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<v Speaker 3>I took a listen back further. There's more from overtime.

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<v Speaker 3>I fucking love Adelaide I was converted. I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>I could live here easily.

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<v Speaker 2>Good call.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we've got one from Shane. Notice it all from women.

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<v Speaker 3>Good wanted to fess up. You better actually pay because

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<v Speaker 3>then there'll be a strike against your name. Yeah, cool,

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<v Speaker 3>prime possum is primes And so Channel seven brought them out.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh good coll They don't give us clear answer.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a short flight to camera. Good call.

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<v Speaker 3>But they were at the servo together. If he wanted

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<v Speaker 3>to get himself a Mars bar and you get one

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<v Speaker 3>good call?

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<v Speaker 2>God, good call? Where does that come from? I don't

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<v Speaker 2>even know. It's not even a phrase that I think

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<v Speaker 2>I say.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it because I make constant good calls? Or is

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<v Speaker 3>it just a reflex?

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<v Speaker 2>Far from it, it's a reflet. I wonder if I

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<v Speaker 2>say good call on other programs that I do, or

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<v Speaker 2>is it just is it just you that I'm thinking

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<v Speaker 2>makes good calls?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, your producers out there, why don't you ask her

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<v Speaker 3>produce a flippug?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you come to the microphone very quickly? Sorry? Why

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<v Speaker 2>what do you call it? Produce a flick?

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<v Speaker 6>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>Her name's Tony Kipper and Kipper's ah. Mitch has identified

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<v Speaker 2>a crutch of mine that I often.

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<v Speaker 3>Say a phrase he always says, if you've noticed or

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<v Speaker 3>if he just says it on this podcasn.

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<v Speaker 2>You work with me across all my other shows, so

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<v Speaker 2>we thought we'd ask you in case you've noticed it too,

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<v Speaker 2>why don't you play the example? So this is just

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<v Speaker 2>from last week's podcast, episode one, one hour show.

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<v Speaker 3>If you cut you know what I mean off the

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<v Speaker 3>end of the sentence, it still makes perfect sense. I

0:34:49.760 --> 0:34:50.799
<v Speaker 3>don't need it there, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Good call?

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<v Speaker 3>Nah?

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<v Speaker 2>It sound like why no?

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<v Speaker 6>What?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>You do it all in the time, like multiple times, absolutely,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's the face you also squint when you do it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll funk.

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<v Speaker 3>Off a lot of you, I reckon. It's because sometimes

0:35:08.640 --> 0:35:10.279
<v Speaker 3>you're not actually listening. And it just used to me

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<v Speaker 3>making constant good calls.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like, yeah a good call, Yeah, good call, fuck off,

0:35:17.239 --> 0:35:22.120
<v Speaker 2>you're fired, good call. Yeah. Oh that's and he's here

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<v Speaker 2>actually for the first time in months, contraceptive diaphragm SAM,

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<v Speaker 2>and he's shaking his head like he's noticed it as well.

0:35:28.400 --> 0:35:30.120
<v Speaker 1>With this entire show, I've been listening.

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, Hi, Hi, you've maybe said this five, six,

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<v Speaker 3>seven times, and also at one point four times in

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<v Speaker 3>about three minutes. Yeah, I've started smirking to myself today

0:35:40.120 --> 0:35:41.520
<v Speaker 3>because I knew what was coming up.

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<v Speaker 2>Again, guys, I'm very just too too much talking.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I seriously thin, I fucking agree, don't you worries.

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<v Speaker 2>Of the reviewers. It's a problem, clearly. My brain is

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<v Speaker 2>just making good calls, not a bad thing. It's just

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<v Speaker 2>something I've noticed that just a crutch. Yeah eh, fuck,

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<v Speaker 2>And I thought I was so smooth. I'm like, no one,

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<v Speaker 2>No one can tell that I'm zoning out. Where have

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<v Speaker 2>you been? Sam? By the way?

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<v Speaker 6>Ah?

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<v Speaker 2>You know around good? Fair enough? You say fair enough

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<v Speaker 2>as well?

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<v Speaker 7>Do I?

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<v Speaker 6>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>I just don't we put that to the room. Do

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<v Speaker 3>I say fair enough a lot?

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<v Speaker 2>Does Mitch have one?

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<v Speaker 3>Sam?

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<v Speaker 2>But you noticed?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 2>I probably do.

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<v Speaker 3>I just haven't noticed.

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<v Speaker 1>You say.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but that's a catchphrase more so than a rattle. Yeah. Eah, yeah,

0:36:34.920 --> 0:36:40.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to think, why start now? Fuck, I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to go back in the little backlog of the show

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm going to find it. I find I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to bring it to you on one of my one

0:36:46.280 --> 0:36:49.000
<v Speaker 2>of your crutches. Yeah, it has to be even playing fields.

0:36:49.040 --> 0:36:50.480
<v Speaker 2>You know, I agree. No, you're right.

0:36:50.600 --> 0:36:53.360
<v Speaker 3>It should be even playing fields. So oh for one

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<v Speaker 3>two seven, one two nine two, what's my rattle?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's go a great show. Hope Janne's okay.

0:36:59.760 --> 0:37:02.840
<v Speaker 2>Thoughts prayers with her. I know she does attracts drama,

0:37:02.920 --> 0:37:06.640
<v Speaker 2>doesn't She actually does. She really does. And mating weird.

0:37:06.480 --> 0:37:08.480
<v Speaker 3>Because she's not someone who on the surface appears like

0:37:08.560 --> 0:37:11.239
<v Speaker 3>she would cope with drama, and yet it's constantly in

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<v Speaker 3>a life.

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<v Speaker 2>So this podcast is in for the same time every week,

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<v Speaker 2>and she didn't message us to say, Hi, I'm not

0:37:16.560 --> 0:37:18.520
<v Speaker 2>going to be there. My house has been burgled. We

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<v Speaker 2>had to message and ask no.

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<v Speaker 6>No, no.

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<v Speaker 2>She she sent me a text, oh oh please clear

0:37:23.840 --> 0:37:26.359
<v Speaker 2>who wears the pants? All right, let's go. We'll see

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<v Speaker 2>you in a week. Guys, thank you so much for listening.

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<v Speaker 2>Five star review if you can Spotify as well, Apple Podcasts,

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<v Speaker 2>wherever you get your podcasts.

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<v Speaker 3>I did notice on Spotify when you look at our

0:37:34.320 --> 0:37:37.920
<v Speaker 3>overall rating, it went from four point nine stars overall

0:37:38.400 --> 0:37:41.640
<v Speaker 3>to five stars, so obviously people are fingermashing that five

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<v Speaker 3>star button. I didn't realize this is not the time

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<v Speaker 3>to stop.

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<v Speaker 6>Keep it up.

0:37:45.320 --> 0:37:47.840
<v Speaker 2>Five star rating on Spotify. Please, how do you find it?

0:37:47.880 --> 0:37:49.360
<v Speaker 2>I've never actually looked Spotify.

0:37:49.480 --> 0:37:51.080
<v Speaker 3>If you just go to our podcasts at the top

0:37:51.200 --> 0:37:54.680
<v Speaker 3>seeing Jesus Christ, look at usco not bad considering eighty

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<v Speaker 3>percent of people listen on Apple.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah wow, I love that. All right, guys, thank you

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<v Speaker 2>for listening. We'll see next week.

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<v Speaker 3>Then bye bub Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 1>A podcast by a couple of Make sure you've hit

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<v Speaker 1>to follow on your podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Welcome to a to D brief. This is our secret

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<v Speaker 3>segment on the end, couple of people with ad D

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<v Speaker 3>having a de brief talking shit, good girl, not god.

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<v Speaker 2>I have just gone to Apple and Mitchell. It's been updated.

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<v Speaker 2>We applied for that fancy full screen podcast page and

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<v Speaker 2>it's been improved. We've got it. Did you notice that

0:38:47.920 --> 0:38:51.520
<v Speaker 2>they mangled our logo? How we look at it closely? Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>you're right, you're kideous? No our logo?

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<v Speaker 6>What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it just me?

0:38:55.480 --> 0:38:58.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? They've cropped out the podcast the podcast. You're right,

0:38:58.560 --> 0:38:59.200
<v Speaker 2>so yeah, they just.

0:38:59.239 --> 0:39:02.360
<v Speaker 3>Took it upon themselves to completely bastardize our logo. I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, keep your grabbing mits off at please Apple.

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<v Speaker 2>If you go to if you listen on Apple Podcasts,

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<v Speaker 2>and you click our show and go to the homepage.

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<v Speaker 2>Our artwork is now full page, full screen. It's animated.

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<v Speaker 2>If you move the screen, we.

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<v Speaker 3>Move, kind of like a Facebook cover photo.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah it is. And it's only like the really big

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<v Speaker 2>legit shows can get it and do it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's true.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it is true. Yeah, but ours is. They've

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<v Speaker 2>so Apple photo shopped the word the podcast out.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, like the nerve of you. That shocks me to

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<v Speaker 2>my core.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't just fuck with people's logos without telling them.

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<v Speaker 2>We also need to update our heads to match the

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<v Speaker 2>blue we both have blue ones. Well, they both yelled

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<v Speaker 2>this conversation off it. This has become a business meeting.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh look the most recent review on Apple. Yeah, this

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<v Speaker 3>pot is a laugh and a half cheery. Made me

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<v Speaker 3>spit in my coffee the other day. Feels like a

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<v Speaker 3>warm hug and hanging out with friends.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go.

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<v Speaker 3>Should demand out all your well not all your chit revieus.

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<v Speaker 2>It was only one. Shut up. They weren't even shit.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not making this up. All the one that brought

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<v Speaker 3>it to my attention.

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<v Speaker 2>You're true, you're right.

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<v Speaker 3>You sent me a screenshot of them.

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<v Speaker 2>I was upset. I know you didn't read along. Cheery

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<v Speaker 2>made my spit out my coffee the other day due

0:40:07.640 --> 0:40:13.360
<v Speaker 2>to his homophobic slurs. I'm joking, dearie me.

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<v Speaker 3>I wish that you could write a review on Spotify

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<v Speaker 3>and like it can an applicate it's it's so egotistical.

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<v Speaker 2>It's nice to read praise. Oh my god, it's so nice. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>especially on like work.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you actually read Google reviews? Sometimes I will make

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<v Speaker 3>a decision if I google them. I don't know massage

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<v Speaker 3>is near me. I will make a decision based on

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<v Speaker 3>the Google review.

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<v Speaker 2>One hundred Yeah. I won't leave a Google review because

0:40:38.160 --> 0:40:39.800
<v Speaker 2>you're not allowed to leave anonymous ones, and I just

0:40:39.800 --> 0:40:41.960
<v Speaker 2>don't want them being linked to me because I am scathing.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to be labeled at Karen, what have

0:40:43.920 --> 0:40:46.839
<v Speaker 2>you been scathing about? Heaps? Optus the other day really

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<v Speaker 2>fucked me off and I wanted to leave an angry review.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think you can leave a review for.

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<v Speaker 2>Opts just an example of a company that pissed me off.

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<v Speaker 2>But if I had bad service, and I like I'm

0:40:55.520 --> 0:40:57.400
<v Speaker 2>a bad service, I get it. But like if I

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<v Speaker 2>had a rough if I was really mad, I would

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<v Speaker 2>leave a bad Google review.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, But sometimes it becomes too much to think

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<v Speaker 3>about because I'm like, I'll write the email to make

0:41:08.239 --> 0:41:09.800
<v Speaker 3>a complaint, and then I'm like, okay, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 3>reread it, reread it again to make it less mean

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<v Speaker 3>but also not completely walk all over me too polite.

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<v Speaker 3>And then I end up obsessing over it and I'm like, no,

0:41:17.760 --> 0:41:19.160
<v Speaker 3>I discover well, then don't let it slide.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what happened to me when I'm such like

0:41:21.840 --> 0:41:24.799
<v Speaker 2>a fucking follower. I read an article about a homophobic

0:41:24.920 --> 0:41:28.759
<v Speaker 2>cafe in Sydney and Darlinghurst that like we're ripping down

0:41:28.800 --> 0:41:31.680
<v Speaker 2>pride flags or posted on that they posted on their

0:41:31.719 --> 0:41:34.920
<v Speaker 2>Facebook page like it may be Pride, but you know

0:41:35.040 --> 0:41:37.840
<v Speaker 2>we're selling exclusively to the straight peak customers, you know,

0:41:37.920 --> 0:41:40.680
<v Speaker 2>like it was homophobic. So then everyone was flooding their

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<v Speaker 2>Google reviews with one star review. So I joined in.

0:41:44.600 --> 0:41:46.520
<v Speaker 2>But when my name came up, so then they found

0:41:46.560 --> 0:41:48.680
<v Speaker 2>me on Instagram and wrote, like, wrote me this horrific

0:41:48.760 --> 0:41:52.360
<v Speaker 2>message like fuck you bring it up. Oh no, this

0:41:52.480 --> 0:41:54.400
<v Speaker 2>wasn't this year, this was this was this was a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of years ago.

0:41:55.440 --> 0:41:56.960
<v Speaker 3>I was gonna say, I don't remember hearing about this

0:41:57.120 --> 0:41:58.120
<v Speaker 3>awful cafe it was.

0:41:58.239 --> 0:42:01.319
<v Speaker 2>And the reason I I remember it's because the other

0:42:01.400 --> 0:42:03.000
<v Speaker 2>day I saw it pop up in my Facebook feed

0:42:03.000 --> 0:42:06.000
<v Speaker 2>because I followed the page. Why did you follow the page?

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<v Speaker 2>That's the rewarding you know, I know I'm gonna have

0:42:08.440 --> 0:42:11.839
<v Speaker 2>to google it. Hold on, Yes, here it is third

0:42:11.880 --> 0:42:15.120
<v Speaker 2>of November twenty twenty two, or sorry, twenty twenty oh

0:42:15.160 --> 0:42:18.120
<v Speaker 2>so this is ages ago Sydney restaurantur Oh here it was,

0:42:18.200 --> 0:42:22.400
<v Speaker 2>declares Trump safe zone and serves homophobic slurs. Oh now

0:42:22.480 --> 0:42:23.040
<v Speaker 2>I do remember.

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<v Speaker 9>Yes.

0:42:23.320 --> 0:42:26.040
<v Speaker 2>A vegan restaurant owner in Sydney is courted backlash after

0:42:26.120 --> 0:42:28.760
<v Speaker 2>declaring his restaurant was a Donald Trump safe zone, inviting

0:42:28.880 --> 0:42:31.879
<v Speaker 2>patrons for pancakes with a side of racism and using

0:42:31.960 --> 0:42:38.040
<v Speaker 2>homophobic slurs on social media. Removed pride flags, yes, calling

0:42:38.080 --> 0:42:44.200
<v Speaker 2>people the awful awful, awful, awful anyway people were discover

0:42:44.480 --> 0:42:47.360
<v Speaker 2>Halen Harty was his name, Hailen Harty Darlinghurst. If you

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<v Speaker 2>want to get across it.

0:42:48.719 --> 0:42:51.120
<v Speaker 3>God, don't add fuel to the fire. Now, don't reignite it. Yeah.

0:42:51.160 --> 0:42:52.719
<v Speaker 2>No, he's probably changed his ways and we're going to

0:42:52.760 --> 0:42:53.560
<v Speaker 2>be like you fucker.

0:42:54.000 --> 0:42:55.800
<v Speaker 3>I just feel like, why would you bother putting that

0:42:55.920 --> 0:42:57.960
<v Speaker 3>out there, How on earth is it going to be

0:42:58.040 --> 0:43:00.160
<v Speaker 3>received other than that you're gonna get flooded.

0:42:59.840 --> 0:43:03.040
<v Speaker 2>With I've just googled it. Halen Hardy read that red

0:43:03.080 --> 0:43:07.080
<v Speaker 2>out loud. What is the saying read permanently closed? I

0:43:07.239 --> 0:43:09.360
<v Speaker 2>guess you know what else is permanently closed? And this

0:43:09.480 --> 0:43:11.480
<v Speaker 2>is absolutely old news, but I only just found out,

0:43:11.520 --> 0:43:14.120
<v Speaker 2>and I'm shatting. Yeah. You know that Harbor Bridge walk

0:43:14.200 --> 0:43:17.640
<v Speaker 2>during Sydney Prime or were you walk over the Harbor Ridge? Yeah,

0:43:17.840 --> 0:43:18.440
<v Speaker 2>the Pride March.

0:43:19.360 --> 0:43:20.759
<v Speaker 3>We got to the other end near the Domain, and

0:43:20.800 --> 0:43:22.080
<v Speaker 3>Sean and I were like, let's go to the Link

0:43:22.120 --> 0:43:24.759
<v Speaker 3>Cafe in Martin Place. It was the best hot chocolate. Yeah,

0:43:24.960 --> 0:43:27.160
<v Speaker 3>it's been closed since twenty twenty one, or maybe even

0:43:27.200 --> 0:43:27.680
<v Speaker 3>twenty twenty.

0:43:28.560 --> 0:43:29.560
<v Speaker 2>Shit, I didn't know that.

0:43:29.719 --> 0:43:32.440
<v Speaker 3>Ye. Apparently COVID meant that there wasn't any foot trafficker

0:43:32.480 --> 0:43:35.040
<v Speaker 3>Martin Place, so they just call.

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<v Speaker 2>It a day. Isn't that funny? After the Link? Not funny?

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<v Speaker 9>No?

0:43:37.520 --> 0:43:40.320
<v Speaker 2>No, no, I mean I was shattered. No, the Link Cafe.

0:43:41.080 --> 0:43:43.120
<v Speaker 2>If you don't know about Sydney's Link Cafe, it had

0:43:43.160 --> 0:43:45.960
<v Speaker 2>the siege. Oh yes, of course people might not know.

0:43:46.440 --> 0:43:47.880
<v Speaker 2>But I was so scared to go back in.

0:43:49.520 --> 0:43:51.440
<v Speaker 3>No, it was a bit eerie the first time I

0:43:51.520 --> 0:43:53.000
<v Speaker 3>went in, But I'm like, they shouldn't be punished for

0:43:53.040 --> 0:43:56.279
<v Speaker 3>what happened inside the cafe. Shit fucking hell, it was

0:43:56.440 --> 0:43:58.399
<v Speaker 3>the best hot chocolate ever.

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<v Speaker 2>Lind Hot Chocolates are fucking I love the Sanchuro hot chocolates.

0:44:02.560 --> 0:44:04.800
<v Speaker 2>You get the Mexican one and then it's literally a

0:44:04.880 --> 0:44:07.600
<v Speaker 2>block of Cadbury chocolate melted into a cup. What did

0:44:07.640 --> 0:44:10.359
<v Speaker 2>you say it was called sanchiro. I've never even heard

0:44:10.400 --> 0:44:14.040
<v Speaker 2>of them. Sanchiro. Yeah, it's like it's a better version

0:44:14.080 --> 0:44:17.479
<v Speaker 2>of Max Brenner. Really, maybe Sanchiro shut down. I haven't

0:44:17.480 --> 0:44:21.480
<v Speaker 2>had one in years, Actually, Santiro shut I don't know

0:44:21.560 --> 0:44:24.640
<v Speaker 2>you're telling the story. God, gon google it.

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<v Speaker 7>Now.

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<v Speaker 2>This weekend, Mitchell, I'm throwing a party.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, thanks so much for changing the date. Now, I've

0:44:32.880 --> 0:44:34.120
<v Speaker 3>got no time to think of a costume.

0:44:34.160 --> 0:44:37.799
<v Speaker 2>Are you against changing the date? Shut up? Yeah? Good call.

0:44:39.680 --> 0:44:41.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, this is so funny. There's only a

0:44:41.760 --> 0:44:43.919
<v Speaker 2>Sanchuro in Miranda, which is where I grew up. There's

0:44:43.960 --> 0:44:45.960
<v Speaker 2>only a Sanchiro in Glebe, which is where I've just

0:44:46.120 --> 0:44:47.840
<v Speaker 2>moved from. That you go over and there's my suburb,

0:44:48.000 --> 0:44:50.080
<v Speaker 2>and there's another one in mac Quarry Park. That's where

0:44:50.120 --> 0:44:52.200
<v Speaker 2>I work live and where I used to live. No wonder,

0:44:52.239 --> 0:44:52.839
<v Speaker 2>I think it's big.

0:44:52.880 --> 0:44:56.880
<v Speaker 3>There's in your specific bubble. It's business as the usual.

0:44:56.960 --> 0:44:58.520
<v Speaker 3>But I've never heard of this place. I don't even

0:44:58.520 --> 0:44:59.359
<v Speaker 3>recognize the logo.

0:45:00.560 --> 0:45:04.520
<v Speaker 2>Sanchuro is the best. Look at it, Mitch Cookie. But

0:45:04.640 --> 0:45:07.000
<v Speaker 2>they have good protein balls too. You love this place.

0:45:07.400 --> 0:45:13.799
<v Speaker 2>Delicious drinks, they do churros. They're getting ready. I'm gonna

0:45:13.800 --> 0:45:15.360
<v Speaker 2>get you at the menu because there's a hot chocolate.

0:45:15.400 --> 0:45:18.440
<v Speaker 2>I hope there's photos. Yeah, and it's just melted chocolate.

0:45:18.680 --> 0:45:21.239
<v Speaker 3>I can just take your word for it here.

0:45:21.440 --> 0:45:26.480
<v Speaker 2>Hot chocolates look normal. Hot chocolates. Yeah, thick Spanish, I said, Mexican,

0:45:26.719 --> 0:45:30.240
<v Speaker 2>and it is literally just hot chocolate.

0:45:30.600 --> 0:45:34.000
<v Speaker 3>Sounds like something you could easily diy. Yeah, it's melt

0:45:34.040 --> 0:45:34.680
<v Speaker 3>a bit of chocolate.

0:45:35.040 --> 0:45:38.240
<v Speaker 2>Seven fifty fact. None in this economy, not in this climate,

0:45:38.280 --> 0:45:42.200
<v Speaker 2>not in this climate. No, No, anyways, for my fellow Santuro.

0:45:41.800 --> 0:45:44.880
<v Speaker 3>Lovers, Varlet obviously Sanchiro.

0:45:45.080 --> 0:45:47.880
<v Speaker 2>No, it's around just my hub. So I'm having a

0:45:47.920 --> 0:45:51.520
<v Speaker 2>part of this weekend. It's like a housewarming ex Hayden's

0:45:51.560 --> 0:45:53.680
<v Speaker 2>birthday and the theme is Barbie.

0:45:54.440 --> 0:45:56.000
<v Speaker 3>If it's a housewarming, does that mean I have to

0:45:56.040 --> 0:45:57.479
<v Speaker 3>bring something like a gift?

0:45:57.800 --> 0:45:58.319
<v Speaker 2>What do you need?

0:45:58.480 --> 0:45:58.520
<v Speaker 9>No?

0:45:58.680 --> 0:46:00.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Do you know I like to get you housewarming gift?

0:46:01.560 --> 0:46:02.040
<v Speaker 2>You did too?

0:46:02.280 --> 0:46:02.480
<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

0:46:02.800 --> 0:46:03.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:46:03.080 --> 0:46:03.600
<v Speaker 3>Some candles?

0:46:03.640 --> 0:46:05.040
<v Speaker 2>What do you And you said it was your favorite?

0:46:05.120 --> 0:46:06.799
<v Speaker 3>Oh yes, it's one of these ones that I don't

0:46:06.880 --> 0:46:08.200
<v Speaker 3>like to burn off and because I want to savor

0:46:08.239 --> 0:46:09.160
<v Speaker 3>it gorgeous.

0:46:09.200 --> 0:46:11.000
<v Speaker 2>We still have the tea tawl you gave us last time,

0:46:11.120 --> 0:46:12.919
<v Speaker 2>so we don't need one until that burns down.

0:46:13.600 --> 0:46:15.279
<v Speaker 3>Wait, I could have sworn you told me that you

0:46:15.400 --> 0:46:16.600
<v Speaker 3>did burn the tea towel.

0:46:16.920 --> 0:46:19.040
<v Speaker 2>That I got you. Oh no, it's got burn marks

0:46:19.040 --> 0:46:21.040
<v Speaker 2>on it. I was just sort of meaning until.

0:46:20.800 --> 0:46:24.399
<v Speaker 3>It dies, okay, that you couldn't do with another te towel.

0:46:24.640 --> 0:46:25.840
<v Speaker 2>Maybe if I mean, I'm not going to say no

0:46:26.000 --> 0:46:27.520
<v Speaker 2>on another tea towel, What do you actually need?

0:46:28.520 --> 0:46:28.560
<v Speaker 8>Like?

0:46:28.640 --> 0:46:31.279
<v Speaker 3>Housewarmings are weird ones where if you get something there's

0:46:31.280 --> 0:46:32.239
<v Speaker 3>a risk I've already.

0:46:31.960 --> 0:46:34.359
<v Speaker 2>Got it, Like you don't want two toasters? I love

0:46:34.400 --> 0:46:35.680
<v Speaker 2>a dice in vacuum?

0:46:36.400 --> 0:46:40.080
<v Speaker 3>Are you joking for someone who got me? A phone

0:46:40.120 --> 0:46:42.279
<v Speaker 3>call with Tim Dahmer for my birthday. I'm not buying

0:46:42.320 --> 0:46:45.120
<v Speaker 3>your fucking five hundred dollar dice in vacuum?

0:46:47.080 --> 0:46:48.439
<v Speaker 2>Is that what I did? Yes?

0:46:48.640 --> 0:46:50.440
<v Speaker 3>And you said I know you're a huge fan, so

0:46:50.480 --> 0:46:52.120
<v Speaker 3>I've got your surprise. And I'm like, I've met this

0:46:52.239 --> 0:46:56.560
<v Speaker 3>man multiple times. You think it's funny.

0:46:56.719 --> 0:47:02.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I forget that I did that. What did he?

0:47:02.719 --> 0:47:04.799
<v Speaker 3>What have we geh, You're good at forgetting.

0:47:04.719 --> 0:47:07.280
<v Speaker 2>I really am What have we even talked him about?

0:47:07.480 --> 0:47:07.879
<v Speaker 2>Not much?

0:47:09.080 --> 0:47:12.960
<v Speaker 3>Not much because your stupid stunt came unsuck when I

0:47:13.040 --> 0:47:14.840
<v Speaker 3>pointed out that I have met this man before and

0:47:14.920 --> 0:47:17.960
<v Speaker 3>it's not a birthday surprise. I went to the bathroom

0:47:18.320 --> 0:47:20.560
<v Speaker 3>and you and Jenna are panicked because you'd forgotten my birthday.

0:47:21.000 --> 0:47:22.719
<v Speaker 3>And you went into your contacts and just found the

0:47:22.800 --> 0:47:24.920
<v Speaker 3>first person that you knew would pick up, and it

0:47:25.000 --> 0:47:26.960
<v Speaker 3>was Tim Dormer. And then you tried to gaslight me

0:47:27.040 --> 0:47:28.719
<v Speaker 3>and say, I know you're a huge fan. I was like,

0:47:28.880 --> 0:47:33.200
<v Speaker 3>when have I ever said that? Oh, that's really funny. Fuck,

0:47:33.280 --> 0:47:36.359
<v Speaker 3>I forget I did that. Well, get to make good

0:47:36.400 --> 0:47:38.919
<v Speaker 3>this year. When's my birthday again?

0:47:39.560 --> 0:47:39.799
<v Speaker 2>Jude?

0:47:40.200 --> 0:47:43.520
<v Speaker 3>No joy yep. And then Jenna played me a song

0:47:43.560 --> 0:47:45.279
<v Speaker 3>on the recorder which I bought for her.

0:47:48.200 --> 0:47:52.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm not laughing at that day. It was hilarious.

0:47:52.200 --> 0:47:53.400
<v Speaker 3>How you thought that I was just going to go

0:47:53.400 --> 0:47:55.360
<v Speaker 3>along with it and be like, oh wow, this is

0:47:55.400 --> 0:47:58.080
<v Speaker 3>my surprise, Like, what, well was that gonna work?

0:47:58.280 --> 0:47:59.560
<v Speaker 2>You want to know you're right?

0:47:59.600 --> 0:48:01.080
<v Speaker 3>I am a fan of Tim dorm even tho I've

0:48:01.120 --> 0:48:02.640
<v Speaker 3>never ever uttered those words for.

0:48:02.680 --> 0:48:08.560
<v Speaker 2>The first time ever. Bag call? Yeah, Why am I

0:48:08.600 --> 0:48:11.080
<v Speaker 2>always so agree? I agree with everything I should go?

0:48:11.200 --> 0:48:15.799
<v Speaker 2>Bag call? Yeah, pushback, bag call, horrible call, in fact,

0:48:15.880 --> 0:48:19.160
<v Speaker 2>one of the worst calls. Yeah, I didn't realize how

0:48:19.160 --> 0:48:21.920
<v Speaker 2>big Selena Gomez was. All this Hailey Bobwin beef. Everyone's

0:48:21.960 --> 0:48:25.239
<v Speaker 2>like team Selena. Yeah, you across that. You feel like

0:48:25.239 --> 0:48:26.000
<v Speaker 2>you're a Selena fan.

0:48:26.680 --> 0:48:26.879
<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

0:48:26.960 --> 0:48:29.319
<v Speaker 3>I can't help button be across it because it's all

0:48:29.400 --> 0:48:33.279
<v Speaker 3>over everywhere. But I just don't give a shit. I

0:48:33.320 --> 0:48:35.640
<v Speaker 3>don't give a shit about Bieber and Selena. Just let

0:48:35.680 --> 0:48:40.400
<v Speaker 3>it die, that relationship. It's not twenty sixteen, so.

0:48:40.480 --> 0:48:43.000
<v Speaker 2>The poor girls very unwell. Just let her, like, don't

0:48:43.040 --> 0:48:44.360
<v Speaker 2>add more stress to her life.

0:48:44.600 --> 0:48:46.120
<v Speaker 3>I just saw she posted on Instagram.

0:48:46.600 --> 0:48:48.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh what did she do? Was that with her boobs out?

0:48:48.360 --> 0:48:50.880
<v Speaker 3>No, she's like she was meant to be taking a

0:48:50.920 --> 0:48:52.520
<v Speaker 3>break from social media and she just was at the

0:48:52.560 --> 0:48:55.200
<v Speaker 3>top of my feet before. Yeah, one day ago. Oh

0:48:55.239 --> 0:48:56.480
<v Speaker 3>you already liked it. Yeah, you've seen it.

0:48:57.280 --> 0:49:00.680
<v Speaker 2>Her boobs are out right hardly it's got Isn't that

0:49:00.719 --> 0:49:02.760
<v Speaker 2>funny that you said you've already seen it? You always

0:49:02.880 --> 0:49:05.839
<v Speaker 2>come up on my feed because your little profile icon

0:49:05.960 --> 0:49:08.200
<v Speaker 2>is so distinct. Do I come up two on yours?

0:49:08.280 --> 0:49:10.600
<v Speaker 2>Like when it says Mitch Jury and fourteen others have

0:49:10.800 --> 0:49:13.279
<v Speaker 2>liked this post. Yeah, your head is always there.

0:49:13.760 --> 0:49:15.440
<v Speaker 3>I saw I think the other day it was like,

0:49:15.920 --> 0:49:19.200
<v Speaker 3>if you press and hold, you know, the little paper

0:49:19.280 --> 0:49:21.680
<v Speaker 3>plane icon on Instagram, if you want to forward a

0:49:21.719 --> 0:49:24.480
<v Speaker 3>post to someone, Yeah, if you press and hold on that,

0:49:25.360 --> 0:49:27.919
<v Speaker 3>the four people that pop up are the fore most

0:49:27.960 --> 0:49:29.239
<v Speaker 3>important people in your life.

0:49:29.320 --> 0:49:31.200
<v Speaker 2>You're kidding? Do you want to see who I go? Oh?

0:49:31.280 --> 0:49:36.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I got Sean, Oscar, Andrew and you.

0:49:36.480 --> 0:49:36.719
<v Speaker 7>Ah.

0:49:37.760 --> 0:49:39.920
<v Speaker 3>I was like, it's not far off. Okay, So you

0:49:40.000 --> 0:49:42.520
<v Speaker 3>go to Instagram the little paper plane like you're about

0:49:42.520 --> 0:49:44.160
<v Speaker 3>to forward it instead of just hitting it, you press

0:49:44.200 --> 0:49:47.279
<v Speaker 3>and hold. Okay, I better be one of your other sweeter.

0:49:47.160 --> 0:49:51.640
<v Speaker 2>Fuck Hayden producer Flipper who we just met, yep, because

0:49:51.640 --> 0:49:55.200
<v Speaker 2>I send her stuff for the shows Mitchell koumb and

0:49:55.320 --> 0:49:56.200
<v Speaker 2>my mother Michelle.

0:49:56.840 --> 0:49:58.400
<v Speaker 3>Well, you can't argue with that, can you?

0:49:58.440 --> 0:50:00.600
<v Speaker 2>Do you follow my mother, Michelle? I don't think so.

0:50:00.719 --> 0:50:02.520
<v Speaker 2>I just sent her that post, which was a dull Megan.

0:50:02.840 --> 0:50:04.920
<v Speaker 2>I just said, my mum the post, or she'll freak out.

0:50:04.920 --> 0:50:07.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh god, it's Meghan the creepy killer Dog. So who

0:50:07.680 --> 0:50:08.760
<v Speaker 2>is it? Meghan?

0:50:09.480 --> 0:50:09.600
<v Speaker 6>Now?

0:50:09.680 --> 0:50:16.040
<v Speaker 2>Who? Yeah, it's Did you see that movie Meghan with

0:50:16.120 --> 0:50:19.600
<v Speaker 2>the creepy doll? No, that's an interest. It was ridiculous.

0:50:19.640 --> 0:50:20.400
<v Speaker 2>It was so funny.

0:50:20.440 --> 0:50:21.759
<v Speaker 3>It was meant to be a horror movie, but it

0:50:21.840 --> 0:50:23.880
<v Speaker 3>was so ridiculous that we were just laughing at the cinema.

0:50:24.080 --> 0:50:27.200
<v Speaker 2>Hayden saw it and said he loved it, thought it

0:50:27.280 --> 0:50:27.680
<v Speaker 2>was great.

0:50:28.400 --> 0:50:30.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was like one of those horror movies that

0:50:30.520 --> 0:50:33.080
<v Speaker 3>you can't take seriously at all, which is my favorite.

0:50:33.120 --> 0:50:33.880
<v Speaker 2>Is that noise you hear?

0:50:37.719 --> 0:50:38.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's like a buzzing.

0:50:39.440 --> 0:50:40.920
<v Speaker 2>It was like a digerido.

0:50:42.360 --> 0:50:47.800
<v Speaker 3>Not really, let me put my mic down there so

0:50:47.840 --> 0:50:48.319
<v Speaker 3>we can hear.

0:50:48.239 --> 0:50:53.360
<v Speaker 2>It sounds like a fan of sorts.

0:50:53.880 --> 0:50:55.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what is that? It sounds like there's a b

0:50:55.360 --> 0:50:56.239
<v Speaker 3>trapped under the desk.

0:50:58.760 --> 0:51:02.239
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. In my new place, I have a herb.

0:51:02.280 --> 0:51:04.239
<v Speaker 3>We're going to carry on with the bee swarm like,

0:51:04.960 --> 0:51:05.560
<v Speaker 3>just ignore it.

0:51:05.920 --> 0:51:06.759
<v Speaker 2>I don't think it's a bee.

0:51:07.040 --> 0:51:10.480
<v Speaker 3>Imagine if the studios exploded, be a nice way to go,

0:51:11.440 --> 0:51:13.200
<v Speaker 3>if we died doing what we love.

0:51:14.040 --> 0:51:15.040
<v Speaker 2>Look at my herb garden.

0:51:15.840 --> 0:51:19.000
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, what when did you turn fifty? I

0:51:19.080 --> 0:51:20.520
<v Speaker 3>swear to God, what do you mean?

0:51:21.840 --> 0:51:22.480
<v Speaker 2>You don't like it?

0:51:23.080 --> 0:51:24.600
<v Speaker 3>It's not that I don't like it. I'm just I

0:51:24.640 --> 0:51:26.640
<v Speaker 3>didn't think i'd be having this conversation with you when

0:51:26.640 --> 0:51:28.880
<v Speaker 3>we're still in our twenties. Look at my herb garden.

0:51:30.160 --> 0:51:32.400
<v Speaker 2>If you had a garden, you'd have herbs.

0:51:33.520 --> 0:51:36.200
<v Speaker 3>I don't know what I maybe are they easy to maintain?

0:51:36.400 --> 0:51:38.760
<v Speaker 3>Or can you easily kill them? If they're high maintenance?

0:51:39.080 --> 0:51:42.080
<v Speaker 3>I'm out you can kill them. Sean got me a

0:51:42.120 --> 0:51:44.200
<v Speaker 3>plant for Christmas. I think it was an orchard, and

0:51:44.360 --> 0:51:46.640
<v Speaker 3>he prefaced with these ones are impossible to kill, and

0:51:46.760 --> 0:51:47.879
<v Speaker 3>yet I managed.

0:51:47.800 --> 0:51:48.279
<v Speaker 2>You killed it?

0:51:48.920 --> 0:51:49.120
<v Speaker 1>Yes?

0:51:49.320 --> 0:51:51.280
<v Speaker 2>Did you not water? Is that the problem?

0:51:51.400 --> 0:51:51.520
<v Speaker 6>Well?

0:51:51.560 --> 0:51:54.280
<v Speaker 3>You're only meant to water it once a week, maybe twice,

0:51:54.719 --> 0:51:57.200
<v Speaker 3>and not give it too much son, but still give

0:51:57.200 --> 0:51:59.399
<v Speaker 3>it some son. And so the leaves that are usually

0:51:59.440 --> 0:52:01.080
<v Speaker 3>green have gone because I gave it too much to

0:52:01.160 --> 0:52:04.040
<v Speaker 3>sun's how can that be? It was inside with no

0:52:04.160 --> 0:52:05.400
<v Speaker 3>direct exposure to sunlight.

0:52:05.480 --> 0:52:07.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to keep myself alive. I don't have the

0:52:07.719 --> 0:52:09.040
<v Speaker 2>time to work on that plant.

0:52:09.320 --> 0:52:11.919
<v Speaker 3>It's a blessing in disguise that because I have a cat,

0:52:12.120 --> 0:52:14.440
<v Speaker 3>most of my plants are fake because it means that

0:52:14.600 --> 0:52:16.480
<v Speaker 3>I don't have to actually water them. Like I went

0:52:16.520 --> 0:52:18.799
<v Speaker 3>to Bunnings trying to get new houseplates. Every single one

0:52:18.840 --> 0:52:21.719
<v Speaker 3>I liked. I googled is it toxic to cats? And

0:52:21.840 --> 0:52:23.880
<v Speaker 3>the answer was so really, I've had to op for

0:52:23.920 --> 0:52:25.640
<v Speaker 3>fake plants that it was not to murder my daughter.

0:52:25.960 --> 0:52:28.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. We have an air purifier in our house, and

0:52:28.680 --> 0:52:30.440
<v Speaker 2>it's so funny. We only just got it when I

0:52:30.520 --> 0:52:34.040
<v Speaker 2>had COVID for the second time, and it goes, oh

0:52:34.080 --> 0:52:37.640
<v Speaker 2>the bees have stopped, Oh thank you, I have h

0:52:39.320 --> 0:52:42.319
<v Speaker 2>good for them. Yeah, and it's got an led ring

0:52:42.440 --> 0:52:45.120
<v Speaker 2>on it and blue means pure air, clean, no problem,

0:52:45.200 --> 0:52:47.640
<v Speaker 2>it's quiet. Orange means like, oh, yeah, there's some pollutants.

0:52:47.760 --> 0:52:48.520
<v Speaker 3>Air is a bit fucked.

0:52:48.719 --> 0:52:51.480
<v Speaker 2>Red means like you have fucking shat your pants and

0:52:51.560 --> 0:52:52.719
<v Speaker 2>we need to filter out the poo.

0:52:52.920 --> 0:52:54.759
<v Speaker 3>I've got an air perifire, but it does not tell

0:52:54.800 --> 0:52:55.960
<v Speaker 3>me that I almost don't want to know.

0:52:56.239 --> 0:52:58.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, you don't want to know. It's embarrassing. It's embarrassing.

0:52:59.000 --> 0:53:01.000
<v Speaker 2>The other day, Hayden were building a dining room table

0:53:01.040 --> 0:53:03.960
<v Speaker 2>and I farted and laugh because I was getting up

0:53:03.960 --> 0:53:09.840
<v Speaker 2>and down. And then all we hear is ye purifies.

0:53:10.000 --> 0:53:12.080
<v Speaker 2>We can't purify this with bright red.

0:53:12.280 --> 0:53:14.640
<v Speaker 3>The fuck kind of ransom air? Are you carting around?

0:53:14.680 --> 0:53:16.400
<v Speaker 2>That? That's alarm? It was death air.

0:53:17.000 --> 0:53:18.759
<v Speaker 3>I really do not want to get to the point

0:53:18.800 --> 0:53:21.040
<v Speaker 3>in my relationship where I am comfortable fighting in front

0:53:21.040 --> 0:53:22.520
<v Speaker 3>of him. I don't want to get there. I don't

0:53:22.800 --> 0:53:23.320
<v Speaker 3>far in front of me.

0:53:23.400 --> 0:53:24.320
<v Speaker 2>It's going to happen.

0:53:25.160 --> 0:53:26.080
<v Speaker 1>It will.

0:53:26.440 --> 0:53:28.839
<v Speaker 2>We're too crisp for that. I'm telling you it will.

0:53:28.960 --> 0:53:31.239
<v Speaker 2>How long did it take you a day? It canna

0:53:31.239 --> 0:53:33.640
<v Speaker 2>happen on the first day? Oh my god, had pizza?

0:53:35.120 --> 0:53:38.520
<v Speaker 2>Will fight in front of them? That's all you do?

0:53:39.120 --> 0:53:43.239
<v Speaker 2>Why just happens? It's natural. There's there's a level of

0:53:43.280 --> 0:53:45.279
<v Speaker 2>comfort that comes with you know, four years.

0:53:45.640 --> 0:53:48.279
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I can understand the level of comfort thing. But

0:53:48.360 --> 0:53:51.239
<v Speaker 3>what about the level of respect? Yes, that comes with

0:53:51.480 --> 0:53:52.640
<v Speaker 3>not farighting in front of each other.

0:53:52.800 --> 0:53:54.080
<v Speaker 2>We are lacking in that department.

0:53:54.080 --> 0:53:56.000
<v Speaker 3>You actually can control the fart in a way.

0:53:56.719 --> 0:53:58.320
<v Speaker 2>Yes you can. We can't suck up. It's got to

0:53:58.360 --> 0:54:00.760
<v Speaker 2>go out at some point. Although there has like times

0:54:00.800 --> 0:54:02.160
<v Speaker 2>in my life where you really need to fight, you

0:54:02.280 --> 0:54:03.640
<v Speaker 2>kind of push it back up and then it goes

0:54:03.680 --> 0:54:05.799
<v Speaker 2>and you never fight again. I'm like, where is that here?

0:54:06.680 --> 0:54:09.480
<v Speaker 2>That's why it comes out so ransid purify. Yeah. These

0:54:09.520 --> 0:54:13.080
<v Speaker 2>in nineteen ninety five, far Hayden and I have started

0:54:13.120 --> 0:54:14.800
<v Speaker 2>this really cute thing around our new kitchen. We have

0:54:14.880 --> 0:54:16.799
<v Speaker 2>like a glass splash splash back.

0:54:17.080 --> 0:54:20.640
<v Speaker 3>They're a nightmare. Why because the nightmata constantly clean?

0:54:20.760 --> 0:54:21.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh yes they are.

0:54:21.560 --> 0:54:23.520
<v Speaker 3>It's splash a bit of delmeo on there. Yeah, every

0:54:23.600 --> 0:54:25.640
<v Speaker 3>fucking day, wipe by the cleaning. I know it's gonna

0:54:25.640 --> 0:54:26.160
<v Speaker 3>get dirty.

0:54:26.280 --> 0:54:29.480
<v Speaker 2>And it's white pain of the fucking ass. But anyway,

0:54:29.560 --> 0:54:31.919
<v Speaker 2>I got for Hayden's birthday whiteboard markers just to write

0:54:31.920 --> 0:54:34.279
<v Speaker 2>a nice birthday message on the splash back, like they

0:54:34.360 --> 0:54:36.200
<v Speaker 2>love you. That is cute. It's cute. And then anyway,

0:54:36.280 --> 0:54:38.040
<v Speaker 2>every morning since then he wrote one the next day

0:54:38.080 --> 0:54:40.040
<v Speaker 2>to me, and then the next day, so every morning

0:54:40.080 --> 0:54:42.239
<v Speaker 2>we're both writing each other a message. But it got

0:54:42.280 --> 0:54:44.080
<v Speaker 2>to they're really cute, like he had ay do you

0:54:44.160 --> 0:54:46.000
<v Speaker 2>leave the house before or after him. He wakes up

0:54:46.000 --> 0:54:48.799
<v Speaker 2>every morning, and then I will come down and at

0:54:48.800 --> 0:54:50.800
<v Speaker 2>two hours later because I work at nights and he

0:54:51.000 --> 0:54:52.640
<v Speaker 2>leaves at eight am, so there is.

0:54:52.640 --> 0:54:54.960
<v Speaker 3>A crossover where you're not both home at the same time.

0:54:55.040 --> 0:54:56.799
<v Speaker 3>So you rub his message out and then right your own.

0:54:56.840 --> 0:54:59.080
<v Speaker 3>So when he gets home, yes, and then there's a

0:54:59.120 --> 0:55:01.160
<v Speaker 3>little gag that we both I don't know who wrote them, like, oh,

0:55:01.200 --> 0:55:04.319
<v Speaker 3>who wrote it's stupid like the fairies. One of these

0:55:04.400 --> 0:55:06.440
<v Speaker 3>days he should just confuse him and write pack your

0:55:06.480 --> 0:55:08.320
<v Speaker 3>shit and get out and break up with him on

0:55:08.400 --> 0:55:10.719
<v Speaker 3>a white board, or.

0:55:10.760 --> 0:55:12.320
<v Speaker 2>Just be like, it's a murderer, Mitch's dead in the

0:55:12.360 --> 0:55:14.520
<v Speaker 2>house somewhere to find it might really fuck him anyway.

0:55:14.560 --> 0:55:16.400
<v Speaker 2>It's we've been like two weeks now, and it's got

0:55:16.440 --> 0:55:18.360
<v Speaker 2>to the point where it's like there's not much happening

0:55:18.920 --> 0:55:21.040
<v Speaker 2>in the house. So all I did was write house

0:55:21.160 --> 0:55:23.759
<v Speaker 2>level unpacked eighty seven percent to like remind him that

0:55:23.760 --> 0:55:26.560
<v Speaker 2>we still need to unpack. Oh, it wasn't even a

0:55:26.560 --> 0:55:28.479
<v Speaker 2>beautiful message. Well, how rude.

0:55:28.520 --> 0:55:31.000
<v Speaker 3>Imagine him just walking into the kitchen going, I can't

0:55:31.080 --> 0:55:33.880
<v Speaker 3>wait to have my heart warmed by some beautiful message

0:55:33.880 --> 0:55:34.360
<v Speaker 3>and it was that.

0:55:34.960 --> 0:55:38.000
<v Speaker 2>On Oscar's Day he wrote congratulations to everything everywhere, all

0:55:38.040 --> 0:55:41.040
<v Speaker 2>at once, for seven Oscar knobs. God were It's just

0:55:41.120 --> 0:55:43.799
<v Speaker 2>a fucking bulletin board. Now next week our neighbors will

0:55:43.800 --> 0:55:45.839
<v Speaker 2>be putting their free grand pianos on there.

0:55:45.920 --> 0:55:48.880
<v Speaker 3>You should write like for a TBH on there, and

0:55:48.960 --> 0:55:51.520
<v Speaker 3>then I dearly He'll come home and just write like.

0:55:51.880 --> 0:55:55.040
<v Speaker 2>And then really all right, I'm gonna do that. Aah.

0:55:55.040 --> 0:55:57.680
<v Speaker 2>You better see what he says. Yeah, all on the party,

0:55:57.760 --> 0:56:00.360
<v Speaker 2>you can write something? Am I entitled to get in on?

0:56:00.440 --> 0:56:00.480
<v Speaker 8>This?

0:56:00.840 --> 0:56:03.080
<v Speaker 3>Is that kind of like third Wheeltown? This is a

0:56:03.120 --> 0:56:03.759
<v Speaker 3>cute couple of things.

0:56:04.160 --> 0:56:09.719
<v Speaker 2>You're in my top four aeroplane people. You, Mum? Who

0:56:09.800 --> 0:56:12.799
<v Speaker 2>else Tony and Maiden? Will Tony and Mum be at

0:56:12.840 --> 0:56:14.600
<v Speaker 2>this party? Tony'll be at the party.

0:56:14.800 --> 0:56:17.960
<v Speaker 3>Great, I'll be fighting her for the fucking whiteboard market thing.

0:56:18.520 --> 0:56:23.000
<v Speaker 2>Take it all right, shall we head? They're girls? We

0:56:23.080 --> 0:56:23.440
<v Speaker 2>gotta go.

0:56:23.800 --> 0:56:24.479
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's fine.

0:56:24.680 --> 0:56:27.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh, Date, I want to kick that little bitch. Sorry

0:56:27.920 --> 0:56:28.800
<v Speaker 2>that was very aggressive.

0:56:29.000 --> 0:56:31.320
<v Speaker 3>No, but you understand where I'm coming from now, because

0:56:31.320 --> 0:56:33.120
<v Speaker 3>every single person sitting next to me wanted to kick

0:56:33.160 --> 0:56:35.479
<v Speaker 3>this little bit, which is not That's not a normal

0:56:35.520 --> 0:56:36.520
<v Speaker 3>way to feel around a child.

0:56:36.680 --> 0:56:38.360
<v Speaker 2>That just shows how fucking annoying she was.

0:56:38.800 --> 0:56:42.040
<v Speaker 3>They were also giving out Meghan train At CDs at

0:56:42.080 --> 0:56:45.040
<v Speaker 3>the concert, and I was so tempted to put my

0:56:45.080 --> 0:56:47.080
<v Speaker 3>hand up, grab that CD and just snap it in

0:56:47.120 --> 0:56:49.239
<v Speaker 3>front of the child because she again wanted the CD.

0:56:49.400 --> 0:56:51.440
<v Speaker 3>And God didn't we hear about it?

0:56:52.160 --> 0:56:53.319
<v Speaker 2>Did she get it? Nah?

0:56:54.480 --> 0:56:57.120
<v Speaker 3>Shit, No, they only had like five CDs. I was

0:56:57.120 --> 0:56:57.440
<v Speaker 3>throwing them.

0:56:57.440 --> 0:56:58.200
<v Speaker 2>Matter of everyone run.

0:56:58.280 --> 0:57:00.680
<v Speaker 3>This bitch was screaming that she wanted mine.

0:57:00.719 --> 0:57:07.839
<v Speaker 2>Oh really me? How old was this girl?

0:57:08.440 --> 0:57:08.560
<v Speaker 3>Now?

0:57:08.640 --> 0:57:11.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm probably too old for that behavior.

0:57:11.520 --> 0:57:13.600
<v Speaker 3>Well that's what I thought. My mother would never have

0:57:13.719 --> 0:57:14.840
<v Speaker 3>let me get away with that shit. No.

0:57:15.320 --> 0:57:18.000
<v Speaker 2>I went to the taping of Australia's Funny Time Videos

0:57:18.040 --> 0:57:19.880
<v Speaker 2>for my tenth birthday and I wasn't yelling out for

0:57:19.960 --> 0:57:26.000
<v Speaker 2>Tony parrim the whole fucking Nighty. All right, let's go hard.

0:57:26.360 --> 0:57:27.680
<v Speaker 3>Did I already do the three percent thing?

0:57:28.000 --> 0:57:28.040
<v Speaker 8>No?

0:57:28.520 --> 0:57:30.480
<v Speaker 3>Should be called jennerjesticet her to say so we do?

0:57:32.160 --> 0:57:34.040
<v Speaker 2>That's quick' say hello? She was already on.

0:57:37.280 --> 0:57:37.520
<v Speaker 7>Hello.

0:57:37.800 --> 0:57:38.160
<v Speaker 2>Anyway.

0:57:38.200 --> 0:57:40.520
<v Speaker 3>We hope this podcast made you feel at least three

0:57:40.560 --> 0:57:41.400
<v Speaker 3>percent better today.

0:57:41.440 --> 0:57:48.120
<v Speaker 2>That's all we do. Hang out there, she's gone all right,

0:57:48.120 --> 0:57:51.439
<v Speaker 2>We'll see you next week. See you guys. I love your.

0:57:53.360 --> 0:57:54.600
<v Speaker 7>Is It Just Me?

0:57:55.160 --> 0:57:58.360
<v Speaker 1>A podcast by a couple of miches. Make sure you've

0:57:58.400 --> 0:58:01.120
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