Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just say you will be scrubbing.
Speaker 3: To your heart's to lie.
Speaker 2: Now you've found us, ripped that dial off.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell Show Gold four point three.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that made you promo team. Don't just chuck in
Speaker 2: there too early. Good Mine and team.
Speaker 3: Good morning Jack morning, Christian.
Speaker 2: Coome Mine and Patsy Morning. Let's get into it now.
Speaker 2: We have to. It feels this like I'm bursting to
Speaker 2: share what I thought of your scrub Daddy. Patsy, you
Speaker 2: go first of all, Oh.
Speaker 5: You know what, Jack, I am so impressed. You know
Speaker 5: what I've loved most about it is not.
Speaker 2: How can we just say, in case you just tumned
Speaker 2: in thinking what are they raving about? Scrub Daddy is
Speaker 2: a kitchen scourer.
Speaker 3: Yes, he's a sponge essentially.
Speaker 2: Yeah, one that you've come across.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a face.
Speaker 2: Oh, we're going back into the story. He's long story, loge. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're gonna times about Shark Tank. I start doing this
Speaker 2: to the family. It overtakes your so on the best
Speaker 2: most commercially successful bullets and Shark.
Speaker 3: It's a scare with a face, and yes, you know
Speaker 3: what you were right, you are meant to put your
Speaker 3: fingers in Daddy's eyes to get.
Speaker 2: I did yesterday. Yeah, like a little glovey kind of
Speaker 2: like a bowling ball.
Speaker 3: Yes, I didn't know that.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 5: I love it most Jack, because Audrey, our ten year
Speaker 5: old is it's the new thing.
Speaker 3: It's like the new exciting for Kire and that old
Speaker 3: to life.
Speaker 2: It's in a bed with it. She wouldn't stop washing dishes.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 5: You've done me a massive, massive favorite. She's never washed
Speaker 5: a dish in alive.
Speaker 2: All right, I didn't realize that Patsy's actually recorded the
Speaker 2: live use of it. Okay, this is let's go to
Speaker 2: the kitchen sink yesterday evening.
Speaker 5: So we're putting Jack scrub Daddy to test, giving it
Speaker 5: a road test.
Speaker 6: What do you think or you're on frist.
Speaker 3: I think it's it's really good.
Speaker 7: Like I'm washing these plates because we had steak for
Speaker 7: dinner tonight and it was all staying with the steak
Speaker 7: juice and literally just in one swipe it's all gone.
Speaker 4: I know you've never washed up before.
Speaker 8: So I'm really impressed.
Speaker 2: Win a winner, and I really want this to be
Speaker 2: my job now because this is really fun because it
Speaker 2: soaks up a lot of water, which you want when
Speaker 2: you're washing dishes.
Speaker 3: M that is word for word customer. The conversation banker
Speaker 3: had with me.
Speaker 2: Really but they's nine year old with thirty three year
Speaker 2: old Jack Bost. I have to say I used it,
Speaker 2: Yester leaving right, so I deliberately didn't load the dishwasher,
Speaker 2: so we four plates were evening meal. I've been slow
Speaker 2: coicking a spag bowl for six hours, so it's a
Speaker 2: lot of nice and messy. Ten out of ten yes,
Speaker 2: I was stunned. Stunt put my fingers right in the
Speaker 2: middle like a bowling, well like his little backside, and
Speaker 2: gave it a girl as a scour right, that is
Speaker 2: a brilliant scower. I didn't think i'd be that impressed
Speaker 2: that I felt. I felt bad because actually I found
Speaker 2: myself saying out loud the words I didn't want to say,
Speaker 2: yes Dave, when I went this is a really good score,
Speaker 2: I also thought my life is over. Well, I'm impressed
Speaker 2: by a scourer.
Speaker 3: Did you bring the family into the kitchen?
Speaker 2: I actually held up one of the plates at one moment.
Speaker 2: This has take me less than five seconds, and they
Speaker 2: looked at me like, is he all right? Is he
Speaker 2: having another sort of moment? Is this another thing? Is
Speaker 2: this the second book, The Hum of the scour Me
Speaker 2: and scrub Duddy.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: When I was using scrub Daddy yesterday, right phrases, you
Speaker 2: thought you'd never said. I only know what scrub daddy
Speaker 2: is two weeks because of you, Notice that I actually
Speaker 2: read a Forbes magazine article about yes even away, I
Speaker 2: became interest, like, because just methought, you don't need any
Speaker 2: more scourers. Yeah, sure, there's enough scourers and every kind
Speaker 2: of possible variation on what a kitchen scourur can do
Speaker 2: and look like. And then some of this list comes along.
Speaker 2: Is it just a packaging the name or it actually
Speaker 2: feels like it's a different experience. I started raising a
Speaker 2: two thousand word article about what they did. Are there
Speaker 2: all millionaires? That's a shark Tank.
Speaker 3: I am selling every product to be on shark Tank.
Speaker 2: Do you ever dream about coming up with the idea
Speaker 2: and going on to Shark Tank and having got I do?
Speaker 2: I'm constantly scouring. I'm constantly looking for that idea.
Speaker 3: No way I would die in front of that tank.
Speaker 2: Can I give you my idea at the moment? And
Speaker 2: people laugh and I mentioned thinking he's joking rup but
Speaker 2: I generally think there's something in this. I just need
Speaker 2: to partner up with an inventor.
Speaker 3: All right, right, well the invention doing the invasion is
Speaker 3: the whole thing.
Speaker 2: I'm going to cut them in for two percent. Ninety
Speaker 2: percent of it is getting in front of the sharks.
Speaker 2: They can't do that. I can do that. Okay. It's
Speaker 2: a pillow, right for guys, that maps your face while
Speaker 2: you're sleeping. It shaves you. Now and now I know
Speaker 2: the first reaction is that think about it for a moment.
Speaker 2: Think about it for a moment. Every guy knows this.
Speaker 2: It's a pain shaving. You program the pillow before we
Speaker 2: get in a bed. It scans your face because you're
Speaker 2: like rolling around when you have your fingerprints taken. You
Speaker 2: know you do that. You roll the tips your finger
Speaker 2: you're rolling it out of the pedoth. It's mapping your face.
Speaker 3: Okay, what if I slide down the bed a little
Speaker 3: bit and it's done.
Speaker 2: My whole hair match your head. It knows that that's
Speaker 2: not that's not the bitch sha detect yeah, and then
Speaker 2: so it won't do anything. Actually moved back up there
Speaker 2: and it finishes that bit. It's scanned it all.
Speaker 3: All right. We'll call in now if you're an inventor
Speaker 3: and you want to help a Christian come up with
Speaker 3: how this works.
Speaker 2: Two percent of this ip will be yours, but I
Speaker 2: controlled ninety percent. Do I think there's something in the
Speaker 2: pillow razor?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 3: I mean I'd love to not shave overnight pillow daddy?
Speaker 2: Can I train not like that? I don't know. Anyway, Yesterday,
Speaker 2: after I used you don't mate discumped out, there was
Speaker 2: packaging up everything for leftovers. This is a thing that's
Speaker 2: my job after every meal to get the necessary tupperware out.
Speaker 2: Yet we've brought in just for do you do you
Speaker 2: put everything away that you can pantcy for leftovers?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: When I go home from shopping, I even wash all
Speaker 5: the veg and fruit and put them in containers in
Speaker 5: the fridge.
Speaker 2: God, you are super. I just ram it in anyway,
Speaker 2: there can be any any anything anywhere when I put
Speaker 2: that stuff away in the fridge. Anyway, leftovers are as.
Speaker 2: I was packaging up the leftover spag bar, right, I
Speaker 2: was already feeling good about does he matterf Like tomorrow
Speaker 2: and Tuesday's radio show is crap. I've got a leftover
Speaker 2: spag bowl. Nothing bad can happen to me the next
Speaker 2: couple of hours, right, whatever news comes my way, the
Speaker 2: show falls over. Nothing works today. Yeah, so that's a
Speaker 2: shame in it. However, spag bowl is going to be
Speaker 2: heated up and it's leftover spag bowl. Anyone knows this, right,
Speaker 2: that spag bowl, no matter how good you got it
Speaker 2: sloking for six hours yesterday, it tasted nice. The fridge
Speaker 2: will add its pixie fridge.
Speaker 3: Magnet is incredible.
Speaker 2: That fridge magic overnight. When I get to have that
Speaker 2: tonight at midday, it's better.
Speaker 3: The flavors soak into itself. It infuses.
Speaker 2: What is it that happens?
Speaker 3: I have no idea, but I weirdly turned my nose
Speaker 3: up at leftovers for many years, and only in the
Speaker 3: last couple of years that I realize how much better
Speaker 3: food gets actually gets better in the fridge.
Speaker 2: All right, what would be Let's let's take a break, right,
Speaker 2: how we think about this is a big question. Now
Speaker 2: I need to rank your top three left, Okay, I
Speaker 2: want to know what's in there.
Speaker 4: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: That's a just shared with Jack another one of my
Speaker 2: future Shark Tank ideas. Right, it's a ride on you
Speaker 2: like a ride on mower, but this is a ride
Speaker 2: on vacuum cleaner for the house. I like that by that, Yeah,
Speaker 2: everyone's going to have a good time cleaning the house.
Speaker 2: It has two modes, so the classy kind of vacuum
Speaker 2: mode you go around once. First of all, you do
Speaker 2: your vacuum and then that's a lever I'm putting down
Speaker 2: now up down with the right levers to pull up
Speaker 2: the vacuum and let this is what I need to
Speaker 2: be okay. You know an inventor will do this bit
Speaker 2: okay for a small share in it. And then the
Speaker 2: left lever is it goes to mop mode. You go
Speaker 2: back around again mopping. Then third leader, which is in
Speaker 2: the middle of like a throttle that is like the
Speaker 2: Zamboni effect, you know what they do for ice rings,
Speaker 2: what I call and I'm going to trademark this's the
Speaker 2: home bony where it goes around giving it really good
Speaker 2: buff he whack sits up.
Speaker 3: You know, a fun way to do all the house cleaner.
Speaker 3: I'm just worried about how you get in and around
Speaker 3: the furniture. Yes, we've got a small patch that the
Speaker 3: the Home Bony would fit in our house.
Speaker 2: Soon to be trademark, don't anyone copyright that.
Speaker 3: It would do about one square meter. But then it
Speaker 3: couldn't really get around the table, around the coffee table,
Speaker 3: in between the couch and the wall.
Speaker 2: That sort of bit.
Speaker 5: That's when you have a handheld model gift with purchase.
Speaker 3: A handheld model is a vacuum.
Speaker 2: Very much in the early prototype stage, it would have
Speaker 2: the machine would know, you know what, yeah, thanks for
Speaker 2: you well lasers, it would map it all out. It
Speaker 2: would contour. It's the contour mode. You put in contour mode,
Speaker 2: it would map it out. Okay, like a Mars rovers
Speaker 2: it mapping all out. Then it would know it's got
Speaker 2: a side thing that comes out that's a real laver
Speaker 2: where it like it's an arm, you know, like inspect
Speaker 2: to gadget and arm goes out and it goes out
Speaker 2: the little Philly bits. Okay, great, can't wait to ride
Speaker 2: my Yeah, okay, the Home Mooney coming soon, all right.
Speaker 2: Leftovers Top three This Rancar Top three left over is Patsy.
Speaker 2: What's it for you?
Speaker 5: Yeah, pizza for number one. Always better on the second day,
Speaker 5: my slow cooked red wine lamb shanks, and third is ten.
Speaker 2: Hang on, that sounds amazing, slow cooked red wine lamb shanks.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, they're always better on like the second even
Speaker 5: the third day.
Speaker 2: How that marination that's happened.
Speaker 5: It's in there and massages the meat and the vigi's
Speaker 5: and and then tendery chicken.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, okay, jackie boy, what's yours? Starting number three?
Speaker 2: Good to one?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: Number three is controversial soup? Oh I think this soup.
Speaker 3: Don't look at me like that.
Speaker 2: I made a note of my phone yesterday, right, don't
Speaker 2: even know why this came my head. I was going
Speaker 2: for a run yesterday and the only thing that dropped
Speaker 2: in my head was I do not respect sooner. Right.
Speaker 2: I actually stopped the run that I need to capture
Speaker 2: these amazing thoughts for future radio shows.
Speaker 3: I cannot keep it.
Speaker 2: I do not respect soup, I remember thinking in my head,
Speaker 2: soup is just bs. It's not a meal. We've been
Speaker 2: sold dismissed.
Speaker 3: As long as it's a chunky soup with stuffy.
Speaker 2: Who is getting excited about a leftover broth?
Speaker 3: No, because the broth all soaks into like your chicken
Speaker 3: and your vegetables and your noodles, and they become they
Speaker 3: grow over a wasted a top three.
Speaker 2: Into something still pretty disgusting. What's the best thing to
Speaker 2: a soup? Add bread to it?
Speaker 3: Sometimes sometimes if you leave it for two or three days,
Speaker 3: it can soak the water and broth in so much
Speaker 3: that it's actually not a soup anymore. It's just like
Speaker 3: a gluggie, which doesn't sound good food without the water,
Speaker 3: and it's delicious.
Speaker 2: Name me your favorite soup flavor.
Speaker 10: I guess chicken chick have chicken, just havens a nice
Speaker 10: fried chicken's worst watery dishwashers I do not respect, So I.
Speaker 3: Will bring in. I'll do a three day soup for
Speaker 3: you and bring it in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, well I'll try it. It's still be half
Speaker 2: decent even after.
Speaker 3: Three No, you haven't had the right seat. You're thinking of,
Speaker 3: like a tomato souper or pumpkin soup.
Speaker 2: I've never had a pumpkin soup in my life. So
Speaker 2: would you consider super meal?
Speaker 3: Yes, a chunky soup?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: No, chunky suit?
Speaker 2: Who was a Chunky's sort of thing you feed when
Speaker 2: you're in hospital. It's hospital foods. Because you can't eat
Speaker 2: proper meal like fried chicken hombony coming soup? All right?
Speaker 2: Before I even go into my top three leftovers? Who
Speaker 2: is with we? Who else does not respect soup?
Speaker 3: Chunky? Soup? Chunky say chunky?
Speaker 2: You don't tell me what I'm saying soup? You say, chunky?
Speaker 2: Who is a fan of soup? I don't know why
Speaker 2: I'm yet right now? Who does not respect soup? I
Speaker 2: do not consider soup to be a meal?
Speaker 3: Right well, you haven't had the tat water they give
Speaker 3: you in a restaurant, and they're bringing me the actual food,
Speaker 3: even though I say, pumpkin soup is thick enough to
Speaker 3: be considered a meal.
Speaker 2: Oh my word, who goes to restaurant? You ever ordering
Speaker 2: soup in the restaurant? I bet you do? I bet
Speaker 2: you do.
Speaker 4: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2: We were talking about leftovers, and I was asking Jack
Speaker 2: and Pants so rank their top three leftovers. A good leftover,
Speaker 2: a great leftover when you think about it, excites the soul.
Speaker 2: Whatever happens today that's waiting for me, reheated, it will
Speaker 2: taste even better than original cook or bake or whatever
Speaker 2: you made it under. Jack gets to his first one
Speaker 2: his number three of leftovers, and that's where it all
Speaker 2: falls apart because he wastes that spot with something I
Speaker 2: do not respect as a meal or dish, soup.
Speaker 3: You gotta understand, we make a great super home chicken
Speaker 3: noodles vegetables. It's very chunky, and all the broth overnight
Speaker 3: on fage of it sucks into all the crevices of
Speaker 3: the vegetable.
Speaker 2: Right, are you getting excited with some real heated yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's so runny. Plus the other thing with that, you
Speaker 2: can't eat it in front of the human the mess
Speaker 2: and collateral damage. With soup.
Speaker 3: It is messy and noisy.
Speaker 2: It's like a dog eating a bowl of pasta seeing
Speaker 2: another human you care about, you know, like that. It's
Speaker 2: so I'm asking us morning known four one four one
Speaker 2: oh four three soup? Do you not respect to like me?
Speaker 2: Or is it one of your favorite dishes? Like Jackie boy,
Speaker 2: Let's go to Mark.
Speaker 11: Good morning, Mark, Good morning Christian. Hey sorry, Jack, but
Speaker 11: I'm with Christian. I do not respect soup at all.
Speaker 11: If you're gonna have a meal, Heather, a meal. If
Speaker 11: you're gonna have a drink, Heather, drink, you wouldn't chop
Speaker 11: up a steak and put it in your glass of water?
Speaker 7: Would you know?
Speaker 2: You said this in two or three dammy lines? You've
Speaker 2: finished him off better than me, Mike.
Speaker 3: What's like you last kind of soup you had?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 11: Okay, so this is not a good example. But Beck
Speaker 11: in New Zealand, we've got this thing called boil up
Speaker 11: and it's as bad as it sounds.
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 11: So it's like pork bones, water, chris in potatoes in
Speaker 11: sometimes some doey dumplings and let's cooking.
Speaker 2: By a child. Watercress. Just that's it. Water.
Speaker 3: It's like someone put food on shuffles.
Speaker 2: Chucks and grass in there, water cress and bones. Oh
Speaker 2: you had me at bones, then you chuck your water crepe.
Speaker 3: Mike, you just hear the wrong kind of soups. I think.
Speaker 11: Oh no, mate, I tell you what, like the amount
Speaker 11: of people in New Zealand they eat boil up is
Speaker 11: unbelievable and the first time I tried it, it put
Speaker 11: me off soup for it.
Speaker 2: You have to try this now, Mark, thank you very
Speaker 2: much for como. You have a good day, you know,
Speaker 2: just Dale? Good morning?
Speaker 12: Yes, how are we?
Speaker 2: I'm good? Your soup defender.
Speaker 13: Sorry, mite, Oh, I've got Jack's back here. It's my
Speaker 13: grandmother's pe and ham soup. My friend, it's a multifested meal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's in there? What's in there?
Speaker 9: Love?
Speaker 2: There's just a Swiss army knife of soups.
Speaker 13: It's a Swiss army knife.
Speaker 12: Yes, correct.
Speaker 13: What you top of the soup you put in the
Speaker 13: fridge for the next day, thickens, it turns into a
Speaker 13: paste and put it on toast.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing, right, anytime I hear my nan used
Speaker 2: to make this because they didn't have a lot of choice.
Speaker 2: All their hand was potatoes and they threat of Hitler
Speaker 2: taking over the world, so they actually make it. Two,
Speaker 2: we've got more choice, we know more what's in the past.
Speaker 2: What is it actually? What is the sort of ingredients
Speaker 2: of the soup?
Speaker 8: Well, it's.
Speaker 13: Peas and then it's got hand bones and that type
Speaker 13: of thing, and it's also got carrots and shallotts and
Speaker 13: that type of stuff.
Speaker 3: But I love that you come into my defense. But
Speaker 3: I cannot I cannot think of a paste a soup
Speaker 3: as a paste on toast being a young man.
Speaker 13: But the bonus, but the bonuses to reactivate it.
Speaker 12: All you do is add water.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, that's your that's your name.
Speaker 13: But you guys have you guys are too stuck up?
Speaker 2: Yes, in this regard, very stuck up. Doubt Sorry, mate,
Speaker 2: not on this one. You've lost even the soup fat Jack,
Speaker 2: what's worse his soup paste with the condensed version of it.
Speaker 2: Let's go from Dow to Andrew.
Speaker 14: Good morning, good morning, and Christian Jack, pat's how you
Speaker 14: go all going? We're going to not respect the soup.
Speaker 14: I'm with you, Christian. It is a nothing, nothing, nothing,
Speaker 14: not even meal.
Speaker 3: But are you having a chunky soup with all the
Speaker 3: stuff and.
Speaker 2: The reason why you're chunking it up so it almost
Speaker 2: makes up to an actual meal.
Speaker 14: Well, this is the other issue I think that Jack
Speaker 14: has is that he has an unhealthy obsession with the
Speaker 14: word chunky. Chunky, kid cat, today's about chunky soup.
Speaker 2: Jack, It's a gateway to something chunkier.
Speaker 14: You're real worried. I'm really worried about the boy.
Speaker 3: I guess I do.
Speaker 2: I'm well here to have a chunky intervention.
Speaker 14: If a chunky soup essentially is like the old the
Speaker 14: old stereotype of British boiling.
Speaker 2: Yess yes, you know what I mean, and they came.
Speaker 14: Out the time of boiled meals are horrible.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, we have soup every week and we love it.
Speaker 3: That's all I can say.
Speaker 2: Wow, Jack, Pat, he's packing up his bull nose. His
Speaker 2: mum's called him in. I'm playing with those rough boys
Speaker 2: are going to you.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show. Podcasts been a lot
Speaker 1: of debate.
Speaker 2: There's been a lot of big talking arguments to the
Speaker 2: last forty five minutes of the show. It's time to
Speaker 2: bring the ready a family plan together. I've asked Jack
Speaker 2: and Pats. I brought in something myself. There's anything that's
Speaker 2: you're thinking about getting rid of, maybe taken to an
Speaker 2: op shop when they reopen. So bring indo the show
Speaker 2: today and if there's anything that you've got at home
Speaker 2: that you might normally take to an op shop and
Speaker 2: now we're in lockdown, people might actually want or need
Speaker 2: you often see these signs that say free to a
Speaker 2: good home. Jackie boy, what have you brought in?
Speaker 3: Free to a good Home? Is an excellent five hundred
Speaker 3: piece puzzle I did recently. It was a gift actually
Speaker 3: from Christian for our three year anniversary of the show.
Speaker 3: You gave me some Green Day merchant dice and.
Speaker 2: Imported from America.
Speaker 3: This is a beautiful Green dayzzle cost yes, and I
Speaker 3: loved it. But you only really do a puzzle once
Speaker 3: and then you've got your frame it.
Speaker 2: I see people that frame a nice gift like that
Speaker 2: a puzzle or keep it for other people to do.
Speaker 3: Wow, I've already pulled it apart again, so no chance
Speaker 3: to frame it now and again. You never do a
Speaker 3: puzzle port.
Speaker 2: I imported that from America because it's not.
Speaker 3: The only thing to come from overseas.
Speaker 2: Ever, that is hard.
Speaker 5: You don't give presents back to act.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Pertcy. Well that's because you're classy, lady.
Speaker 3: I'm not giving it back. I'm giving it.
Speaker 2: I think this is what happens if you eat a
Speaker 2: lot of soup. No nothing to actually lose your moral
Speaker 2: fiber because there's not enough fiber in it.
Speaker 3: This is going to go to a great home. Any
Speaker 3: listeners out there who love to do a puzzle and
Speaker 3: love their rock and roll, A Green Day Insomniac album
Speaker 3: cover post a five hundred piece puzzle.
Speaker 2: I thought that was your favorite album cover.
Speaker 3: Yes, it is, it is. I loved it. I love
Speaker 3: doing it. I had, I had take it back. I
Speaker 3: took a photo after it was done, and now I
Speaker 3: cherish the photo forever.
Speaker 2: Your phone other thousands of photos that all die on
Speaker 2: off phone. All right, Patsy, what have you bought in
Speaker 2: the gift I've given you?
Speaker 5: No, it's not. No, I've got some superfluous skier from
Speaker 5: Kmart that was in my cum A cutlry set, an
Speaker 5: ancho cutlery set. I got it for out the back
Speaker 5: for our barbecue area, and I got a few packs
Speaker 5: because you know, at Christmas time, when all the rallies
Speaker 5: lob on the house, you never have enough cutlery. But
Speaker 5: I sort of overcome.
Speaker 2: The sort of five thousand feeding the five thousand extra
Speaker 2: cutlery for the barbecue area. It's actually exterior cutlery, and
Speaker 2: then of course the interior.
Speaker 3: But this has obviously never been opened.
Speaker 5: No, it's not package unlike yours, Jack, which is all
Speaker 5: like soiled.
Speaker 2: Actually, you're right, COVID World, you're gonna have to You're
Speaker 2: gonna have to deep clean all those not soiled because
Speaker 2: you're an excitable sort of teenage fan dribbling on it.
Speaker 3: All the pieces in it, all the pieces they clean
Speaker 3: imported from America.
Speaker 5: Anyway. It's a very nice cutlery set, very well balanced.
Speaker 5: You're fine when you hold it in your fingers.
Speaker 2: And I can tell for the packaging came on, came on,
Speaker 2: well done. Mine is one. I didn't realize that I
Speaker 2: brought three weeks previously the same thing.
Speaker 3: Now we've talked about soil products.
Speaker 2: Unused, sealed, I'll be honest and say what this is.
Speaker 2: It's a totlet brush and two for one roll hold
Speaker 2: a set. Not just the old clean toilet. If you've
Speaker 2: had a heavy duty session, if the soup was too
Speaker 2: strong for you and went through you keep that bowl clean. Okay,
Speaker 2: this is brand new, unused it it's sealed, soiled. I've
Speaker 2: had it five years in house.
Speaker 3: Corn there a bit brand for us.
Speaker 2: But bang outside the outside wall and she goes the
Speaker 2: foulst thing your house. Okay, clean the old stubborn muck
Speaker 2: and then I just stand it in brown water and
Speaker 2: let it just boom a gate in the room.
Speaker 3: I hate everything to do with the toilet Brice.
Speaker 2: Sharp tank incinerator. Once she used it and then it
Speaker 2: prints off a three D brand new one that is
Speaker 2: the most UNI.
Speaker 5: Used to be worse though my Netta had one of
Speaker 5: those duney mets that you put around the bowl.
Speaker 3: Yes, what's that?
Speaker 2: I don't know, A mat that was like U shaped
Speaker 2: around the bend and you put your feet on it
Speaker 2: as she sat down and stood up. Griss, Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 2: I don't know why we went panty Anyway, Guys, I
Speaker 2: think you already get my intentions. Free to a good home. Jack.
Speaker 2: That is seal.
Speaker 3: I can tell it's still in its plastic seal, never
Speaker 3: been used. You could own Christian o'connels brush show your
Speaker 3: friends from.
Speaker 2: My backside to yours. So if you want any things?
Speaker 2: What's more? Jack?
Speaker 3: It is a Green Day Insomniac album cover, five hundred
Speaker 3: piece puzzle an.
Speaker 2: The way you could give me a specific album cover
Speaker 2: like someone's about to pick cop. It's not dookie? Is
Speaker 2: it brand new brush? Roll holder, set and patsy what
Speaker 2: have you? Bory? Yes?
Speaker 3: Culor is it?
Speaker 5: How many pieces is it?
Speaker 2: Jack?
Speaker 3: I forget all piece. You've got a little spoon beag
Speaker 3: spoon fork and so.
Speaker 2: Twelve sent lovely like a children's TV presenter. Four can knife,
Speaker 2: don't forget the knife nine four one four one O
Speaker 2: four three If you want any of these free to
Speaker 2: a Good Home.
Speaker 4: You're listening to the Christian o'conls show podcast.
Speaker 2: Free to a Good Home. Have you got anything around
Speaker 2: ther house? That in all? Sooner? Since you were going
Speaker 2: to take to the op shop. When we can then
Speaker 2: actually someone might benefit from Right now we've each Mejack
Speaker 2: and Pats have brought something in. Some of us have
Speaker 2: been a little bit rude. Anyway, pass is kindly brought in.
Speaker 2: So you've got to what's that cutlery set?
Speaker 5: Yes, I said twelve piece, but I didn't do my
Speaker 5: math stright sixty a way.
Speaker 2: Sixteen there you go, sixteen pizza from Kmart. Jack, what's
Speaker 2: that there? I recognized it was a gift I imported
Speaker 2: from America from the official Green Day because I know
Speaker 2: your favorite band website.
Speaker 3: Thank you for importing this. The important tax met the
Speaker 3: dark to get the puzzle off the boat. I don't
Speaker 3: need anymore because I've done the puzzle and I really
Speaker 3: enjoyed it, so thank you for that gift.
Speaker 2: Actually, I even put an extra thought ins Bexuse I
Speaker 2: know that's your favorite Green Day album cover. Yes, people
Speaker 2: often get a nice puzzle framed.
Speaker 3: I didn't get it framed. I dismantled it. Well, it's
Speaker 3: too now because it's this mental okay, and I've had
Speaker 3: the fun of doing it, and I would like to
Speaker 3: pass that fun on. So thank you for the fun
Speaker 3: you gifted me, and now the fund can go to
Speaker 3: somebody else. It's a Green Day jigsaw puzzle, okay, talking.
Speaker 2: About fun or something funny, fun for your bum. It's
Speaker 2: a toilet brush, and it's a toilet brush and roll
Speaker 2: hold a set. Can I just say brand new, unused,
Speaker 2: sealed in its packaging. This is not touched my pan.
Speaker 3: Okay? You know the brush isn't for the bum, right.
Speaker 2: I've been doing it wrong.
Speaker 3: Fun for you.
Speaker 2: It is so clean, cold, eat your dinner off the
Speaker 2: backside of mine. It is so clean, like any English gentleman.
Speaker 2: Tilet brush and roll hold a set? Who would want
Speaker 2: these fine items? Four? One four one oh four three?
Speaker 2: Don't say this show doesn't give back.
Speaker 15: Kathy, Yes, Hi, Good morning everyone.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Kathy, welcome to the show. I hope you're
Speaker 2: bearing up well this morning, Kathy.
Speaker 16: Yeah, yes, doing well?
Speaker 17: Good?
Speaker 2: All right? Wonder what would you like?
Speaker 17: I would love the Green Day puzzle for my daughter
Speaker 17: to give to my husband for Father's Day.
Speaker 11: He's such a Green Day fan.
Speaker 2: They really enjoy this, do you know what I do?
Speaker 2: Share a shit and I'll have it around for years
Speaker 2: to come.
Speaker 8: He would.
Speaker 16: He's unemployed at the moment, so sitting.
Speaker 11: At home, he's not doing anything and this would just
Speaker 11: give him so much joy.
Speaker 16: You really would love it.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm happy it's going to you, Kathy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, brilliant, Kathy. We're sticking another color and all things
Speaker 2: from as well for Father's Day.
Speaker 11: Oh, thank you.
Speaker 14: Oh that's brilliant. Thanks guys, and.
Speaker 2: Good morning for remembering it is Father's Day week Sunday,
Speaker 2: while the rest of Australia just forgets about it. It
Speaker 2: is the least significant day. My wife even said to me, sir,
Speaker 2: and I thought she was trying to wind me up.
Speaker 2: I think it's father Father's Day again. The next couple
Speaker 2: of months, it's a week Sunday.
Speaker 17: It's a week Sunday.
Speaker 2: Doesn't feel like it should be soon then towards the
Speaker 2: end of August. But good on your Kathy, Okay, take care,
Speaker 2: thank you, all right, let's go to have we got here?
Speaker 2: Jackie Jackie?
Speaker 14: Oh hello, yeah, what are you doing Jackie?
Speaker 2: The other way waiting for the bus?
Speaker 8: No, just walking the dog.
Speaker 2: Beautiful. It's a nice morning out there today, isn't it fresh?
Speaker 2: But funny?
Speaker 8: It's absolutely lovely. So I'm interested. Well, I was interested
Speaker 8: in the puzzle, but I think I'll go to the
Speaker 8: cuty set. I don't hurt to have extra nice and
Speaker 8: hawks and that. So so she when we get out
Speaker 8: of this lockdown, we can have people around, and you've.
Speaker 2: Got a nice sixteen piece set. Yes, thank you everyone, Jackie,
Speaker 2: thank you, thank you very much. And we're left with
Speaker 2: the brush. I actually thought this would go to a
Speaker 2: good home and I found one. I look at it. Jason,
Speaker 2: Good morning, Christian Tiam how are you? Yeah, we're good.
Speaker 2: You got Jason them?
Speaker 18: Yeah, I'm good.
Speaker 11: Thanks all right.
Speaker 2: Mate, So brand new, unused sealed toilet brush and roll
Speaker 2: hold a set.
Speaker 14: Yeah, well, two single tradees living together and during COVID
Speaker 14: the one we've got definitely done some hard.
Speaker 18: Yeah, say no more.
Speaker 2: You could have it. You couldn't have it no more, Jason,
Speaker 2: enjoy it. Enjoy it.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: We asked you did you used to make your own
Speaker 2: personalized answer machine messages? You remember we used to have
Speaker 2: the old unit in the house and some people could
Speaker 2: sing them and stuff like that and do all kind
Speaker 2: of weird and wonderful stuff. We have some people that
Speaker 2: did do that, and if you did, please give us
Speaker 2: a call nine four one four one four three. So listen,
Speaker 2: we've offered up a couple of bits we'll we'll have
Speaker 2: at around the house. Sit there's anything else if you
Speaker 2: have got anything, okay, anything at all that you think
Speaker 2: might go to a good home right now, and in
Speaker 2: all seriouses, people already do need help. It might be
Speaker 2: something that you think, oh, I'll take it to not
Speaker 2: shot in a couple of weeks time. We don't know
Speaker 2: what we're going to be doing in a couple of
Speaker 2: weeks time. There are people having it really tough right now.
Speaker 2: So if there is anything you've got that you would
Speaker 2: like to offer up that we can actually put on
Speaker 2: the platform of this radio show and share with people.
Speaker 2: Do let us know there's a lovely guy's done this
Speaker 2: on our show facebook page. Johnny is offered up a
Speaker 2: really nice look in timber bed and desk. It isn't
Speaker 2: one of those kids ones, you know where they've got
Speaker 2: the desk under the bed. Why don't they do those
Speaker 2: for adults? You work here, you know, you work up,
Speaker 2: you know, late at night, burning the candle both ends
Speaker 2: and you're tied to your bed above that office desk
Speaker 2: underneath it. Why either the age of ten or eleven,
Speaker 2: there's no more loads for grown ups. I bet Jeff
Speaker 2: Beze are starting out with one of those, and that
Speaker 2: how he changed the world. So if you do have
Speaker 2: anything you want to share, let's know, you can text
Speaker 2: us if you want four seven five O three one
Speaker 2: oh four three anything for free to a good home. Thanks. Look.
Speaker 4: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Do you remember back in the day then the old
Speaker 2: score answer machine? Before we had them on our phones
Speaker 2: you couldn't see them and had how many outgoing messages
Speaker 2: you had? You record your own obviously voice greeting and
Speaker 2: some people used to be quite creative like this. Do
Speaker 2: you remember George and Seinfeld? Believe it or not? George,
Speaker 2: is it at home? Leave our message? I must be
Speaker 2: out where I pick up the phone? Where could I be?
Speaker 11: I'm not home?
Speaker 2: And Ross and friends as well.
Speaker 3: We will we will call you back.
Speaker 2: It's pretty cool. Do you used to do this back
Speaker 2: in the day? Give us a call? What was yours?
Speaker 4: Christian Connell's Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Did you guys have the old school that unit answer machine.
Speaker 3: Yes, I recorded our family one at one time. And
Speaker 3: then you got to because I did the classic prank
Speaker 3: that you're doing. Hello, Hello, leave a pause. Oh sorry,
Speaker 3: we're not here at the moment. You're gonna have to
Speaker 3: leave a message, yeap, prankster.
Speaker 2: And then he came out of the womb when he
Speaker 2: was pranking.
Speaker 5: We didn't have one.
Speaker 3: You never got an answering machine, didn't have one, So.
Speaker 2: How would people leave messages?
Speaker 5: Or like, fine, don't just always answer the phone, because
Speaker 5: we kind.
Speaker 2: Of had somethe those cults, isn't it. You find out
Speaker 2: years Oh those boys have never told you that they
Speaker 2: called you, you know, all right, So here's some of
Speaker 2: the ones you did. This first of all, is from Kylie.
Speaker 16: High Christian Jack and Patsy. This is Kylie. I set
Speaker 16: up our answering machine in a little song done in
Speaker 16: the tune of here we go around the Mulbrew Bush.
Speaker 2: It went like this, we can't.
Speaker 16: Come to the phone right now, phone right now, phone
Speaker 16: right now. We can't come to the phone right now,
Speaker 16: So leave your name and number.
Speaker 2: We will get back to you real.
Speaker 3: Soon, you real soon, you real soon.
Speaker 16: We'll get back to you real soon, if you leave
Speaker 16: your name and number.
Speaker 2: I love that one. Do you know what, right, I'm
Speaker 2: going to play that to my kids today, right because
Speaker 2: they just presume the world has always been like this.
Speaker 2: They don't realize that this would be high entertainment. If
Speaker 2: I called it mate, they did that.
Speaker 3: You go, that is funny, Kylie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd hang up and call again together Christian Jack
Speaker 2: and Patsy. This is Kylie.
Speaker 16: I set up our answering machine in a little song
Speaker 16: done in the tune of here we go around the
Speaker 16: Mulbury Bush. It went like this, we can't come to
Speaker 16: the phone right phone right now, phone right now. We
Speaker 16: can't come to the phone right now. So leave your
Speaker 16: name and number. We will get back to you real soon.
Speaker 3: You real soon, you real soon.
Speaker 2: We'll get back to you real soon.
Speaker 3: If you leave your.
Speaker 2: Name and number. Genius.
Speaker 3: You know what, it is a huge, great novelty for
Speaker 3: the first time you call. Then every time you call
Speaker 3: after that, I'm leaving a message.
Speaker 2: Do you know what, right? This must have happened where
Speaker 2: people were calling with bad news. Yeah, the people used
Speaker 2: to have bad news, right, and you still got to
Speaker 2: go sorry and they come back play that yard all right,
Speaker 2: that must have happened. I hear those stories.
Speaker 19: I was going to Eileen high Christian years ago. I
Speaker 19: had the Spiceky song. So tell me what you want?
Speaker 19: What you really really want is my message on my
Speaker 19: phone answering machine. People loved it so much they were
Speaker 19: then leaving miss you becas I'll tell you what I want,
Speaker 19: what I really really want. Those days were the best.
Speaker 19: Regards Eileen, Simple.
Speaker 2: Times, guys, brackets were the best.
Speaker 19: I'll tell you what I want, what I really want,
Speaker 19: So tell me what you really really want. I'll tell
Speaker 19: you what I want, what I really really want, So
Speaker 19: tell me what you want, what you really really want.
Speaker 2: I want more of these this week. This is the
Speaker 2: best thing that's landed on this show this year. Have
Speaker 2: we got here, Glenn? Good morning, We're good Glenn. So
Speaker 2: answer machine your own message? What was it?
Speaker 9: It was from the terminator and no, I did the
Speaker 9: army and it went like this, a cyberline answering system
Speaker 9: model one oh one. You have reached and we would
Speaker 9: say our names, leave a message, we'll get back to
Speaker 9: you in the future, and now do it as Arnie.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it starts.
Speaker 2: And then suddenly your backside kicks.
Speaker 18: Hanging up.
Speaker 9: I thought they're the wrong number.
Speaker 11: It was great.
Speaker 9: Took us about forty takes, but we had a blast
Speaker 9: doing it.
Speaker 2: They were the best designs. Glenn, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Have you cool, buddy, Take.
Speaker 12: Care, Kevin Christian The Morning.
Speaker 2: The Morning, Kevin, I hope you're well. Your answer machine message,
Speaker 2: what did you do?
Speaker 12: We used to leave it. We're not used to be
Speaker 12: married to my ex wife. We used to get people
Speaker 12: press one for Kevin, press two for Crest eating pressed
Speaker 12: straight from the kids and then you sit there listen
Speaker 12: to and press the buttons trying to get in contact
Speaker 12: with you one of us.
Speaker 2: I've forgotten that we used to hear people leaving messages
Speaker 2: when you're in you can me bothered to pick up
Speaker 2: the phone. I even I even my mum always don't
Speaker 2: I know you're there? You know your mother just knows.
Speaker 2: And even like hiding under a pick up. Pick up,
Speaker 2: it's me, your mum, pick up, Stop mucking around, Chris,
Speaker 2: pick up.
Speaker 12: The man of time. People pressed the button. We got
Speaker 12: to the piers themself laughing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: What have we got today?
Speaker 9: Then?
Speaker 2: What did your parents get? Rid of. Our parents sometimes
Speaker 2: would in secret get rid of stuff. If you didn't
Speaker 2: use it for like ten minutes, it was gone, mainly
Speaker 2: stuff that they didn't like you playing with or listening to. Yesterday,
Speaker 2: my kids came up to me and said, can you
Speaker 2: you hook up the Xbox? You know, we really want
Speaker 2: to play with it now. And they haven't used that
Speaker 2: Xbox in months, so and so that about six weeks ago,
Speaker 2: I gave it away to a family that wanted it
Speaker 2: on this show and I had to tell them. They
Speaker 2: were like where to and I when someone who needed
Speaker 2: it listens to the radio show, They've got your Xbox.
Speaker 2: You didn't use it in months and they were like, mom,
Speaker 2: did you know this? My wife had authorized this right
Speaker 2: she threw me under the bus. Come believe your dad's
Speaker 2: done that? So yeah, what did your parents get rid of?
Speaker 2: Did your parents get with anything? And you mind your back?
Speaker 3: I loved every time the Melbourne Show came around because
Speaker 3: you get the stuff in the showbags. I had this
Speaker 3: tub of goo, that's all it was goo to play
Speaker 3: with and she gets I guess she didn't want to
Speaker 3: be getting in it all over stuff in the house,
Speaker 3: so she just gave it to my cousin and then
Speaker 3: acted like I didn't know you loved the goo, I
Speaker 3: loved the good.
Speaker 2: Isn't that where all stuff that you love went to cousins?
Speaker 2: Do you remember? And I think did you also always
Speaker 2: have a deep mistrust of cousins? And then we went
Speaker 2: to a family you get to together, never forget your
Speaker 2: cousin's going to be. They always used to get your stuff,
Speaker 2: did they? Cousins? All right? What did your parents get
Speaker 2: rid of? One? Oh? Four? Three? Other? Two topics? Today?
Speaker 2: Then have you been injured by a fish? Just running
Speaker 2: a story and the tub of fish? If you can remember?
Speaker 2: Have you been injured by a fish? And this must
Speaker 2: have happened to people when we could travel away on holiday,
Speaker 2: where I've often wondered about people who get quite far away,
Speaker 2: whether even when they're a road trip. You drove for
Speaker 2: six seven, eight hours in this country, or you flew
Speaker 2: to Asia, and suddenly you have that horrible realization you've
Speaker 2: gone all that way, and you're like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I've suddenly remembered, we've forgotten what did you forget? You
Speaker 2: went all that way and suddenly remembered you'd forgotten what?
Speaker 2: All right? So you three topics are what did your
Speaker 2: mom and dad get rid of? Have you been injured?
Speaker 2: Buy a fish? And you went all that way and
Speaker 2: suddenly remembered you'd forgotten.
Speaker 4: What The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: My kids yesterday said, look, please can you hook up
Speaker 2: the xbox? And I had to tell them I gave
Speaker 2: it to one of you six weeks ago. You go
Speaker 2: down too well in this extended lockdown. They looked at
Speaker 2: me like they didn't.
Speaker 3: Say, but they were just like, you love those listeners
Speaker 3: more than you love your own children.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: Four one four one O four three. Those are the
Speaker 2: topics this morning, Steve, Good morning, Good morning, Steve, Welcome
Speaker 2: to the show. Which one are you calling in about?
Speaker 2: Our parents gave away?
Speaker 15: Parents gave away? But it's more what my annie and
Speaker 15: uncle gave away and I received. Okay, yeah, my annie
Speaker 15: and uncle gave me twenty kilograms of lego.
Speaker 2: That's I can't you imagine because lego aways very little,
Speaker 2: like what half a gram?
Speaker 9: Yep.
Speaker 15: After I had my first child, they said that, well,
Speaker 15: I don't think any of our kids are going to
Speaker 15: have children, so they said, you know what a time
Speaker 15: to pass it on. You've played with that lego for
Speaker 15: years and years and years when you used to come
Speaker 15: over and play with my kids for hours and hours
Speaker 15: and hours. So guess what you've had? Child number one?
Speaker 15: That's all yours and that.
Speaker 2: Is yeah, I can't remember had many. I'm gonna have
Speaker 2: to text Hamish blinking how many key those of lego
Speaker 2: do they have on lego? It's going to be around
Speaker 2: around that. That is a huge amount. It's a surplus.
Speaker 15: There's over nine tubs.
Speaker 2: And also they give it to you what when you
Speaker 2: you could have just been born babies and aren't too
Speaker 2: good with lego?
Speaker 15: I was stucking up. I was stucking up, ready to.
Speaker 2: Son, I know you can't talk yet or indeed stop
Speaker 2: pooping yourself and all this leg will be yours. And
Speaker 2: also my feet are tingler that was standing on nine
Speaker 2: knos worth of lego does n't put away?
Speaker 15: Yeah, absolutely, I have stood on so many and I
Speaker 15: got to say I want to name them. Catherine, Darryl Harvey,
Speaker 15: I love you, I miss you and can't wait to
Speaker 15: see you again.
Speaker 2: That's great. And now Steve, what happened to all the legos?
Speaker 2: So you've got given it?
Speaker 15: Yep, And to be honest, we're still adding to it
Speaker 15: with the show Lego Masters. It's a Lego is just
Speaker 15: getting a new profile and getting a new it's getting
Speaker 15: a new gears.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 15: And to be honest, well we'll we'll never get rid
Speaker 15: of it now. It's it's I reckon retail way. It's
Speaker 15: probably worth fifteen thousand.
Speaker 2: Leave it in your wheel street prices. At the moment.
Speaker 2: This is going for Primo. They always say, investing Lego
Speaker 2: bricks and water. Steve, thank you very much. You kill mate, Marty, Martin.
Speaker 20: Mary, Yes, yes, hello.
Speaker 2: I can much. And now to clear Martin, you went
Speaker 2: all that way and you forgot.
Speaker 20: I was in Paris for a meeting, and I went
Speaker 20: to Brussels for another meeting, and I was going to
Speaker 20: fly to Dubai that afternoon, and I sat around before
Speaker 20: five hours waiting for my flight. I got to check
Speaker 20: in and realize that I'd left my passport in the
Speaker 20: hotel safe in Paris.
Speaker 3: Oh, those hotels safe, I've never used them. No, I'm
Speaker 3: just going to leave something.
Speaker 2: Oh God, and I have. I've left so many house
Speaker 2: keys in them, and that why do you have those
Speaker 2: vaults here? You don't have one at home. You're Jason
Speaker 2: Bourne who's after your death. That's what I've got is death.
Speaker 2: Have this south to my cards? What did you do
Speaker 2: other than just cry all your knees?
Speaker 20: So I called my friend in Paris who was at
Speaker 20: the meeting with and forced. He was supposed to go
Speaker 20: away to Normandy for the weekend because his daughter had
Speaker 20: a late doctor's appointment. He didn't, so I got a
Speaker 20: hold of him. I got the last train from Brussels.
Speaker 9: Bang.
Speaker 2: And we're going to need We're gonna need to flip
Speaker 2: chart right now to start joining all these it's just
Speaker 2: now major crime thing tracking across Europe.
Speaker 3: It does sound very James Bond's appointment.
Speaker 20: Yeah. And then yes, he met me, looked at me
Speaker 20: and I was sprousled, and he said, you look like
Speaker 20: you need a beer.
Speaker 2: That's not what about six?
Speaker 20: And fortunately I had a very understanding boss. He didn't
Speaker 20: complain about the seven thousand dollars in airfare changes. But
Speaker 20: that was okay too.
Speaker 2: The boss as the trip to Normandy. Yes, exactly, exactly,
Speaker 2: all right, Marty, thank you very much. You cool cheers,
Speaker 2: Bye bye bye now.
Speaker 4: Chris, you know Connall show podcast?
Speaker 2: What did your parents get rid of? Have you been
Speaker 2: injured by fish? And he went all that way and
Speaker 2: suddenly remembered you'd forgotten what This is unbelievable. Pats just
Speaker 2: emailed me. Christna Concording is supposed to be doing some
Speaker 2: work right now. We do understand. When I was about ten,
Speaker 2: I got a really bad fever and was in bed
Speaker 2: for six weeks. My brother, my elder brother, got me
Speaker 2: a gorgeous pippy to cheer me up. My dad hated
Speaker 2: this poor dog and got rid of him. Once my
Speaker 2: sister and I went for a walk around the block.
Speaker 2: Coming towards home, a young boy had my dog. What
Speaker 2: I said, that's my dog? He went an old man
Speaker 2: just gave it to me.
Speaker 5: Ah.
Speaker 2: Imagine the look of utter fear on my dad's face.
Speaker 2: When we returned with the dog, he said it had
Speaker 2: just gone missing. Do you know what we're can be
Speaker 2: doing some big Father's Day stuff next week? We have
Speaker 2: to do a funny one day simply court and I
Speaker 2: speak of this as a dad. Your dad, dude, what
Speaker 2: is shocking? Do you have a dog?
Speaker 3: Away?
Speaker 2: Turns out you can if you're a dad. All right,
Speaker 2: let's go to the lines up first. Then we got Liz,
Speaker 2: Good morning, Liz.
Speaker 6: Hi, Christin, how are you.
Speaker 2: I'm good, Liz. Have I understood this right? With? My
Speaker 2: phone says to me, you really calling from New York City?
Speaker 6: I am indeed iming one O four point three to
Speaker 6: keep the home sickness at bay.
Speaker 2: I mean New York awesome? Awesome? And what are you
Speaker 2: doing working out there? Have you moved out there?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I'm working here for a number of years, not sure
Speaker 6: exactly how many.
Speaker 2: And tell me this list? Does it feel nice when
Speaker 2: you're here? Do you also get them when you stream
Speaker 2: the show? Are you getting at the traffic news and
Speaker 2: stuff like that?
Speaker 6: I am And all the Melbourne advertisements makes me feel
Speaker 6: like I'm at home.
Speaker 2: Winston with a why is still going?
Speaker 11: Strong?
Speaker 2: Fear not? It's all good to hear, all right, Liz
Speaker 2: injured by fish, Thank you for listening to the show
Speaker 2: in New York. Liz, what's your story?
Speaker 18: So?
Speaker 6: I was on a corporate business fishing trip a number
Speaker 6: of years ago, and I caught a fish. But I
Speaker 6: was terrified because I didn't want to touch the fish,
Speaker 6: so I put it on the floor. I stuck my
Speaker 6: foot on it and tried to pull the hook out,
Speaker 6: and the hook flipped out and got lodged in my nose.
Speaker 2: Happened and there's something about Mary in their mouth, didn't they?
Speaker 2: There's something about this? Oh my, what happened next?
Speaker 20: Well?
Speaker 6: Fortunately the professional group I was with were medicos, so
Speaker 6: it was all solved without too much drama and no
Speaker 6: no real terrible scars.
Speaker 2: So I would have to send you a little care
Speaker 2: package from Homerkare. We'll sticks and vite it crumbled in
Speaker 2: the post.
Speaker 6: Oh wow, that would be fantasy.
Speaker 2: We aren't going to pack it. I'll do have the
Speaker 2: next couple of days. If there were like three things
Speaker 2: we could get right from Melbourne and we will package
Speaker 2: it was sent out to you. What would you want
Speaker 2: in there to remind you of home?
Speaker 6: Okay? Well, Violet crumble Veggimi yep, and Smith Chris gotcha?
Speaker 2: Okay, what flavor? Yeah?
Speaker 6: A pline please?
Speaker 2: I don't know what American customs, which is almost as
Speaker 2: strict as Australia, are going to make up? How vegg
Speaker 2: you might all right? This We're package up a care
Speaker 2: package for you. Okay, thanks for listening. Take care out there,
Speaker 2: Thank you so much. All right, thanks for listening. Kim,
Speaker 2: Bye bye bye Lis Kim, Kim, good morning, good Kim. Yes,
Speaker 2: I'm here, lovely good stuff. Me too. We're all here.
Speaker 2: We're already Kim, which one a he calling in about?
Speaker 2: Oh you remembered you've forgotten something I did.
Speaker 17: I actually went away for a week on a quilting
Speaker 17: retrace and got up there and I'd packed my car
Speaker 17: and had all the important stuff like the sewing stuf
Speaker 17: up with me, and got up there and remembered I
Speaker 17: forgot my clothes for the week.
Speaker 2: It was the excitement of that quilty retreat. You packed,
Speaker 2: then you packed the old sewing machine, the old Bernie.
Speaker 2: Now what have you got? All the needles and threads?
Speaker 17: You forgot clothes and I forgot my clothes.
Speaker 2: It was as part of the could they now turn
Speaker 2: that into a challenge, people had to make human wardrobe.
Speaker 2: So Kim's going to need a hat, a pash miana,
Speaker 2: some pajamas, get some girls retreat. I didn't know you
Speaker 2: could go on such a thing. How amazing.
Speaker 17: Yeah, absolutely, We were usually doing once or twice a year,
Speaker 17: so like we haven't been able to aplate. But it's awesome.
Speaker 17: But yeah, I was up there for a week in
Speaker 17: the era rat.
Speaker 2: By the way, what did you do with no clothes?
Speaker 13: Well, one of the girls.
Speaker 17: Actually her daughter was coming up, so she saved me
Speaker 17: and brought them up the next day.
Speaker 2: So it's about the lost property school. You know, the
Speaker 2: shame of having to go there lost property, Sir, you
Speaker 2: have no choice, I recover.
Speaker 18: I know.
Speaker 17: It's like getting off the plane. And yes, she said, thankfully,
Speaker 17: I haven't listed.
Speaker 2: Kim. Thank you very much. Cool, take care. Let's go
Speaker 2: to Mick. Mick, Mick, Mick. There's more of a delay
Speaker 2: to Mick, who's here in Australia right than one was
Speaker 2: to Liz in New York. Mickey, damn. It is a
Speaker 2: shame because this guy you spoke to, yeah, just for
Speaker 2: all the news. He's got a great story about being
Speaker 2: injured by fish. We were trying to get Mickey boy
Speaker 2: back nine four one four one o four three. Then
Speaker 2: this morning, what did your parents get rid of? Have
Speaker 2: you been in jurby fish? And you went all that
Speaker 2: way and suddenly remembered you'd forgotten what?
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast more than Christian code.
Speaker 2: Great. I'm glad we got you back, buddy.
Speaker 4: I appreciate the fage.
Speaker 2: No no, no squite right. I know you've been a
Speaker 2: whole doing for quite a few minutes, but Jack said,
Speaker 2: You've got a great story, a doosi, a story that
Speaker 2: we need to hear.
Speaker 18: All right, I was injured by a ten foot long
Speaker 18: stuffed hammerhead shark.
Speaker 2: We need to hear this story. Man carrying on, How
Speaker 2: did it injure you?
Speaker 18: Well? I was working at the museum as a lab
Speaker 18: tech back in the early eighties and back in the
Speaker 18: old museum, and we had an open day for people
Speaker 18: to come down and see all the archives underneath, and
Speaker 18: we're putting up some displays and one of them was
Speaker 18: his ten foot long stuffed ham ahead shark. And I
Speaker 18: was carrying it on my shoulder, and sharkskin when its
Speaker 18: dryes like sandpaper. It's very abrasive. And the damn thing's
Speaker 18: tail got caught in the door as I was walking along,
Speaker 18: and it's ripped it back across my shoulder, across my cheek,
Speaker 18: and it looked like I'd been hit with a scour
Speaker 18: or a cheese grater.
Speaker 2: Who knew that that shark skin dries. We've all learned
Speaker 2: that today.
Speaker 3: The ald slippery, Yes.
Speaker 18: Well, yeah, apparently when they went they yeah, you know,
Speaker 18: like a bon Jovi of them.
Speaker 2: But she went dry pretty sure, John and Richie named
Speaker 2: it after that fact, The.
Speaker 18: Morning did hut out dangerous.
Speaker 2: Even dead, they can still get you.
Speaker 18: Hm hmmm, laughing point at the museum for quite a
Speaker 18: while after that.
Speaker 2: Ye, all right, and what do you do now, Mick?
Speaker 9: Me?
Speaker 18: Well, I have been a care of for my mum,
Speaker 18: but she's just gone to a nursing home. So I'm
Speaker 18: technically a bum.
Speaker 2: You're not technically a bum? You still he's still mad
Speaker 2: at me.
Speaker 18: Well, maybe it's somebodyole that I got classify myself as
Speaker 18: a bum.
Speaker 9: I'm comfortable there.
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh well, I know everything's all right, Mick. Thank
Speaker 2: you very much his story. We'd love to send you
Speaker 2: a prize as well.
Speaker 18: Oh thanks terrific, Right, buddy boy, take care, okay, have
Speaker 18: a good day or by now.
Speaker 2: I think tomorrow that's the thought of being injured by
Speaker 2: a dead stuff shark. I think tomorrow. You won't believe
Speaker 2: what injured me. There must be more stories if we've
Speaker 2: got injured and unusual manner. Jeff, good morning, Good morning mate.
Speaker 7: I was seven eight years old and had an ever
Speaker 7: cushioned and my mother gave it to one of her friends,
Speaker 7: feeling whether she sold it for fifteen hundred dollars because
Speaker 7: of the quickers on him.
Speaker 2: Oh, it isn't just a cash funny on this. Why
Speaker 2: did your mum get rid of your beloved abercushion as
Speaker 2: a kid?
Speaker 7: I have no idea. I was oblivious to the fact.
Speaker 7: I think.
Speaker 2: Benny and the other three patsy what they called Benny.
Speaker 5: Benny Agneta Benny bey On and I always forget the
Speaker 5: other one.
Speaker 2: On the far left, doesn't she that one? Wow, Jeff,
Speaker 2: that is a sad old story mate.
Speaker 7: A bit of a divastation when you're young.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't forget that. You don't forget that. That's
Speaker 2: in the hurt knocker. All right, Jeff, thank you very
Speaker 2: much and cool, thank you, Jeff. Uh Lisa, Hello, hello, Lisa.
Speaker 2: You've been injured by fish?
Speaker 21: I have. I was in Tahiti, uh and I was
Speaker 21: six months pregnant, having a lovely old time snorkeling or
Speaker 21: just off the beach, and I felt a bit of
Speaker 21: a chomp on my leg and I looked down and
Speaker 21: a parrotfish and attached itself to my calf. And so
Speaker 21: I'm coming raking out of the water as fast with
Speaker 21: my whale like body could take me with a bow
Speaker 21: wave in front of me from my big belly and
Speaker 21: beating the parrotfish.
Speaker 8: With my snorkel.
Speaker 21: I'm still what the goggles on, but I've ripped the
Speaker 21: spokele off beating its bloody fish while my husband is
Speaker 21: laying on the on the beach, absolutely tacking.
Speaker 2: Camera.
Speaker 21: You know, I thank you thankfully before the days of
Speaker 21: the instant camera, did you manage.
Speaker 2: Do the fish mash to release you from its grips?
Speaker 21: I beat it off with my snorkel and but it
Speaker 21: took took a little chunk out of my legs.
Speaker 2: I got what he wants. He's happy, he's got lunch. Takeaway.
Speaker 21: Wasn't a snorkel for the rest of the day because
Speaker 21: so worried the blood in the water would attract the shark?
Speaker 2: Yes, of course. Wow, Lisa, that is a insane but
Speaker 2: brilliant story. Thank you very much.
Speaker 4: You're listening to the Christian of Kyle's Show podcast.
Speaker 2: What a story that gives us today's time waste Son
Speaker 2: SriLankan authorities have made it illgal now to drive an
Speaker 2: elephant while under the influence of alcohol. So what before that?
Speaker 2: Were they just like loads of elephants outside the pub
Speaker 2: and I'm like, God, don't mind him, have one or two.
Speaker 2: But if you're here all night and you're getting the
Speaker 2: old nanny elephant home, it isn't on. Sure is the
Speaker 2: elephant drinking with you? I'm sticking that tusk and it's
Speaker 2: being next to you. If you blow over zero point
Speaker 2: six one driving an elephant, isn't it riding elephant? You
Speaker 2: will face criminal charges.
Speaker 3: I had to do a breath test as well all
Speaker 3: the way out.
Speaker 2: Yes, maybe the police are also on elephants as well.
Speaker 2: So today we're looking for your drunken songs. Drunken songs.
Speaker 2: Brune Mars has been drinking easy, Bruno, you uptown drunk.
Speaker 3: Silver deserved.
Speaker 2: I can tell when Jack's got stinkers. He's super generous
Speaker 2: to me. Moves like Jaeger Gold. I don't know what
Speaker 2: that was. By the way, you can see Exorcist, I
Speaker 2: started to do that. Hanson have been drinking. Oh no,
Speaker 2: so young hops Silver. I did shots with the Sheriff
Speaker 2: Bronze somewhere hung hung over the rainbow.
Speaker 3: Damn it you approach the possible silver plus silver.
Speaker 2: Could have been today. Still don't worry. I've got that
Speaker 2: spank by left over for lunch today. I'm still good
Speaker 2: to everyone. I will always love you guys. No, seriously, guys,
Speaker 2: I will always love you guys. I'm totally serious right now,
Speaker 2: I'm not drunk. Silver Plus smells like teen Vonnet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, god, that's it.
Speaker 2: Got one in there, drunken songs. What have you got, chack?
Speaker 3: Girls just want to have rum Go on, listen to
Speaker 3: the Silver sweet bile of mine. Yeah you're thrown up
Speaker 3: with when you bronze hungover Beethoven? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, alright,
Speaker 3: Silver and we love the song. Good vibrations, great, good
Speaker 3: vb rations?
Speaker 12: Do you hear that?
Speaker 2: You hear that? It just went that shocking the That
Speaker 2: is your worst of the year.
Speaker 3: I've wanted to do it because of course it's sung
Speaker 3: by Marky Mark and the drunkie Bunch.
Speaker 2: Wrongs for that little bit at the end. Hugh Critics Today,
Speaker 2: Harsh Times, The Christian O'Connell show podcast, Jackie Boy, you poised, Yes,
Speaker 2: Jackie Boy is going to be haunted today reopened the
Speaker 2: producer gave him a better version of one of your
Speaker 2: time wasters.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no one I could have. I did good VB
Speaker 3: Rations for good Vibrations, and he said good Libations was
Speaker 3: sitting right there.
Speaker 2: Great name for hipster bar as well, and that would
Speaker 2: have been a gold. All right, we're looking for your
Speaker 2: drunken songs, won't you? Won't you take me to Drunky Town?
Speaker 3: Silver?
Speaker 2: Sorry, John, I think I screwed up for you, buddy,
Speaker 2: chunder struck Silver plus that came in about fifty thousand times.
Speaker 2: Purple Sways, little fellows had a few. There be a
Speaker 2: taxi gold Absynthe in the UK, sort of anak in
Speaker 2: the UK.
Speaker 3: Bronze.
Speaker 2: I got moves like stagger By Malibu five gold. That's
Speaker 2: a double of the world down Marky Boy, to kill
Speaker 2: him me softly Gold, David World Walking on Moonshut Gold,
Speaker 2: Tipsy Dancer Silver, Vic Bittersweet Symphony Silver, tough like Connin
Speaker 2: spewing on the dock of the bay Gold, No surprise.
Speaker 2: I don't know that it comes from listener Justin Barock
Speaker 2: around the clock. That is great gold. Who are I
Speaker 2: still have that? When I got really bad hangover, I
Speaker 2: thinking it's going to do anything like reverse six hours
Speaker 2: of drinking a little fizzy thing and a glass of
Speaker 2: a hundred millimeters.
Speaker 3: The nutrients and minerals back in that's all I'm missing.
Speaker 3: Oh turn bout the clock.
Speaker 2: Baraka, Well don't Craig, Uh, don't cry for me, yeagermeister,
Speaker 2: Silver love me Bender, Silver plus deserve more Pete slurred lines,
Speaker 2: Gold getting giggly with it. Chris, well done, Uh, paralytic
Speaker 2: be beatles Ron, You're the rum that I want living in.
Speaker 2: John's done a few, Well done, Matthew. All right, we
Speaker 2: are back tomorrow morning. Hopefully we'll get some more of
Speaker 2: these from you. Today we're talking about old school all
Speaker 2: some machines you know, we needs to be to record
Speaker 2: your own messages like this one.
Speaker 16: We can't come to the phone right now. Phone right now,
Speaker 16: phone right now. We can't come to the phone right now.
Speaker 16: So leave your name and number. We will get back
Speaker 16: to you real soon. You real soon, you real soon.
Speaker 16: We'll get back to you real soon if you leave
Speaker 16: your name and number.
Speaker 2: I love that one from Kylie. This is Eileen, Hi Christian.
Speaker 19: Years ago I heard the Spicecy song, So tell me
Speaker 19: what you want. What you really really want is my
Speaker 19: message on my phone answering machine. People loved it so
Speaker 19: much they were then leaving miss you Beckers. I'll tell
Speaker 19: you what I want. What I really really want those
Speaker 19: days were the best. Regards Eileen, We're.
Speaker 2: Seriously going to find a way this week of doing
Speaker 2: a weekly feature called those days were the best and
Speaker 2: I need one more time. I'll tell you what I.
Speaker 9: Want, but I really really watch.
Speaker 19: So tell me what you want, what you really really want.
Speaker 13: I'll tell you what I want, what I really really watch.
Speaker 19: So tell me what you want, what you really really want?
Speaker 2: My favorite one, though.
Speaker 16: We can't come to the phone right now. Phone right now,
Speaker 16: phone right now.
Speaker 2: If you did this, email me today. Let me know
Speaker 2: what you did. You made your own answer machine message.
Speaker 2: Email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.
Speaker 2: You real soon if you leave your name and number.
Speaker 2: One last request for you over the next couple of days. Oh,
Speaker 2: you always look so nervous when you ask you to
Speaker 2: do something. Anyone who asks. Yesterday, however, I've been asked
Speaker 2: to record a new voicemail greeting for when celebrity is
Speaker 2: call for who's calling Christian? It's off the nine o'clock
Speaker 2: they'll hear me. Go hey, if you're trying to call us,
Speaker 2: call back tomorrow morning or leave a message.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they want to hear your voice absolutely.
Speaker 2: I can set it up for who can do this.
Speaker 16: We can't come to the phone right now, phone right now,
Speaker 16: right now, We can't sing.
Speaker 3: I'll write you lyrics if you sing it.
Speaker 2: All right, deal.
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