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Speaker 1: It's a woman Woody podcast Mimi. But when you're in

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Speaker 1: a rush or just can't be bothered listening to them

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Speaker 1: blather on for half an hour.

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Speaker 2: Woods, you've been in a solid relationship for six months

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Speaker 2: with Mimi. Congratulations mate, But look, your flirting game was

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Speaker 2: poor beforehand. You still think you can flirt though, we're

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Speaker 2: putting it to the test on thirty one and six five.

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Speaker 2: If you'd like to be flirted with Woods, give us

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Speaker 2: a call.

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Speaker 1: Yep, I'm ready to go. I think I think I'm okay.

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Speaker 1: Let's go kick it off with Elsa? Could I elso?

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the show. Oh all right, Woods, Elsa? Woods?

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Speaker 1: Carry on? Oh could I? Elsa? What do you do

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Speaker 1: with yourself?

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Speaker 2: Well? You know, working from home today? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Working from home? Or what are you wearing? If you're

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Speaker 1: at home?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 1: What do you want? That was too hard?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: That was far too aggressive, wasn't it? Why did I

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Speaker 1: misheard that? I said? What are you wearing? But running in? Okay,

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Speaker 1: give me the second chance. What were you hoping for

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Speaker 1: a second chance?

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 1: I just first thing that popped into my head. There's

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Speaker 1: no there's no got a warmer up man. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: realized that I think the music the Barry White sort

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Speaker 1: of threw me. Anyway, that's going to carry on? Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: so that's I'm just going to deal with that.

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Speaker 2: Cassandra, You've got Woody.

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Speaker 1: Hello, good, thank you, Cassandra. What do you love to

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Speaker 1: do on a weekend, Cassandra?

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Speaker 2: You know those sunset sunset walks on the sea.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I'd love to skip some rocks with with you

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Speaker 1: when we're going for a walk along the beach, would

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Speaker 1: you just yeah? But I wouldn't want to skip any

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Speaker 1: second with you, because every second with you is special.

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Speaker 2: Oh you're too cue.

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Speaker 1: Still I'm happy with that into it. That was very creepy.

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Speaker 2: I don't skip every second with you. She said that

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Speaker 2: trying to flirt with her mate.

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Speaker 1: Let's go, Tiffany, I want to I'm so good, Tiffany.

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Speaker 1: Tif do you nobody? No, I don't no, but I

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Speaker 1: wish I did know you. Tiffany.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's nice, good stuff.

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Speaker 1: Oh Jesus, that was a good start. Wow, that was

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Speaker 1: a good start.

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Speaker 2: Savage to finish things off, I'm very happy to say

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Speaker 2: I've got your actual girlfriend me and.

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Speaker 1: His co show welcome in.

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Speaker 2: Thank you. That was really poor form. I'm not gonna lie.

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Speaker 1: Were you expecting more from me?

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you I've thought that you've been out of

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Speaker 2: the game for a little while now, but you should

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Speaker 2: still have it.

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Speaker 1: But then again, you didn't really have it in the

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Speaker 1: first place.

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Speaker 2: I want to get down to this, Mimi, because Wood

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Speaker 2: seems to think that he could actually flirt. So you

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Speaker 2: obviously got him when he was single. So what was

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Speaker 2: the game like there?

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Speaker 1: Well, I think I've liked the fact that he was

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Speaker 1: bad at it.

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Speaker 2: I think that.

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Speaker 1: Was in his horrible dress since he dresses like a

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Speaker 1: twelve year old boy. From that, yeah, I did dress

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Speaker 1: like a twelve year old boy. I wish I was

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Speaker 1: shorts and slip on vans on a first date.

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Speaker 2: Oh you you still rock this, Mimi? Have you managed

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Speaker 2: to burn those slip ons those slip on vans?

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Speaker 1: Yes? No, a bit long gone.

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Speaker 2: Tu.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a bad look for me. But surely, surely,

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Speaker 1: like surely our chat because we met on a dating app.

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Speaker 1: We met on like one of these apps. Will Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what was your original chat? What was the back and forth?

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Speaker 2: It was I'm trying thing what you said? Oh you

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Speaker 2: didn't send me a rig shot?

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Speaker 1: That was not.

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Speaker 2: Keeping I didn't.

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Speaker 1: How early was I reckon. That's three messages DT. Mim

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Speaker 1: said I'm going to go for a walk now with

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Speaker 1: the wine and then held a wine bottle up but

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Speaker 1: clearly she took a photo and it was just all rigged, right, Mim.

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Speaker 1: And how good was that? Hear more of the boys

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Speaker 1: on the full Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: You know you want to h