Speaker 1: Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
Speaker 1: of great beauty.
Speaker 2: Some teenage boys.
Speaker 1: Walk past you, they yell out, they bitch tits. The
Speaker 1: world you see is a place of paradox of beauty
Speaker 1: and cruelty. It will cut you off at the knees
Speaker 1: then gift.
Speaker 2: You a pair of easies.
Speaker 1: And that, my friends, is why.
Speaker 3: You always always need a buck up.
Speaker 2: Ba ba ba ba KNITCHI wah.
Speaker 3: You know it's gonna sound very weird when people don't
Speaker 3: know you just got off a plane.
Speaker 2: From literally this morning, I got off a plane.
Speaker 3: Well they maybe they need to know that before you
Speaker 3: carry on with your little voice there, I think, do
Speaker 3: you like that that I'm so demure?
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3: This is like in high school when someone came back
Speaker 3: from America for two weeks and they had an accent.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4: But I can't do the accent because although they don't
Speaker 4: care about cultural appropriation, they'd never be happier than if
Speaker 4: everyone's tripping around in a kimono.
Speaker 3: Welcome Katelin, mischief face.
Speaker 2: You know who's very Japanese?
Speaker 3: Who oh yeah, why so I just her size?
Speaker 2: She could shop there.
Speaker 4: And just no, no, not that part say hello, Sash,
Speaker 4: that's enough can ware. Anyway, I brought presents people that.
Speaker 3: Bring presents from holidays.
Speaker 2: And I did some vintage shopping.
Speaker 3: Did even she comes with her Gucci handbag. Folks look
Speaker 3: at that?
Speaker 2: How's that? Because you know there's no copies in Japan?
Speaker 2: So they say, well, so they say so, they say
Speaker 2: it was a legit boot in a car.
Speaker 4: Leg I went to the factory. I saw the guy
Speaker 4: with his hot glue gun.
Speaker 3: Handcrafted.
Speaker 2: Isn't it stunny?
Speaker 3: Is if anyone was to say, what's a Kate Lanebrook bag?
Speaker 3: There it is red and.
Speaker 2: Brilliant, little, bigly, not frilly a good way. Now you're okay,
Speaker 2: Now what so tassels?
Speaker 4: No brilliant big is like.
Speaker 2: When you think of Kate lane Brook.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, but if anything about women they like being
Speaker 3: called frilly and big.
Speaker 2: Wow, you're getting what is this? Oh my god? Folks
Speaker 2: has given me.
Speaker 3: Kalua the greatest, all the way from Japan, all the
Speaker 3: way from Japan. It is much a flavor.
Speaker 4: Now, pa is insane because as we know, Kalua is
Speaker 4: a coffee liqueur, and that chase it is tea.
Speaker 2: And it's not a good tasting one. Either.
Speaker 3: So this is something.
Speaker 2: So I thought of you and I haven't tried it.
Speaker 2: We haven't tried. It is going to be an experiment.
Speaker 2: And hang on, I'm going to give I give Sasha
Speaker 2: hers while you pour us drinks. Of course, yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: because Sasha French, I got you for me? All right?
Speaker 2: What are these? All the Japanese girls use them.
Speaker 4: They're patches that you put on your legs or your
Speaker 4: feet are tied. And apparently they're amazing, and you know you.
Speaker 2: You yeah, hot feet, Yeah.
Speaker 4: You get hot feet, refreshed sheet, very good, and also
Speaker 4: some cherry sauce.
Speaker 2: And also they.
Speaker 3: I'm just laughing at the sentence I get hot feet.
Speaker 2: Are they gorgeous?
Speaker 3: I think your boyfriend alt chuck those socks on your
Speaker 3: stinking hot feet.
Speaker 2: Your bit stinking they don't stink so free.
Speaker 4: You're such a It reminds me of I told you
Speaker 4: what my mom once said about gaming.
Speaker 2: Why do women love gay men? You know they're the enemy.
Speaker 2: You both want the same thing.
Speaker 4: And the more time I spend with you, oh my goodness,
Speaker 4: it's green.
Speaker 3: The much a klure looks absolutely awful.
Speaker 2: It looks like you wrongs. You've got me a bottle
Speaker 2: of it's a terrible dark green oil.
Speaker 3: It's taste.
Speaker 2: Ruined. Okay, hang it mm hmm. I can't taste the
Speaker 2: much at all. I taste it at the start, but
Speaker 2: not at the end. Who cares? Thank you so much
Speaker 2: for my presence. That a great novelty, you know what.
Speaker 2: I saw it first, and then I said, why didn't
Speaker 2: I just get it?
Speaker 4: You know, when you're traveling you just don't think you don't.
Speaker 4: And then I went, we drink kolure all the time.
Speaker 4: What better for our Japanese episodes then to drink much.
Speaker 2: I like that coffee. Look you up.
Speaker 3: I love a much, love a much. I love much
Speaker 3: of kid kats from Japan.
Speaker 2: You playing at home? Oh yes you can. We brought
Speaker 2: some back.
Speaker 3: You are a lot of things much a flavored considering
Speaker 3: you think it's a disgusting, well.
Speaker 2: Because you like the novelty of it. Pushing me, just
Speaker 2: pushing me.
Speaker 4: It's so amazing. I know it's annoying to hear people say,
Speaker 4: but let me this is a good tip for I've
Speaker 4: never been our listeners. Well I've been before, but not properly.
Speaker 4: I went on a cruise with We took my parents
Speaker 4: on a cruise and.
Speaker 2: The kids were little. I saw quite a lot of it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we saw quite a lot, but it was not like
Speaker 2: this time.
Speaker 4: We had five days in Tokyo and five days skiing,
Speaker 4: and then we were.
Speaker 3: In Osaka and you hate skiing.
Speaker 2: I didn't go skiing.
Speaker 3: You sent us a pit lying on the couch like comfortable.
Speaker 3: And I have to admit, behind you it was the
Speaker 3: most beautiful looking scenery I've ever seen the same. I
Speaker 3: think it would even get.
Speaker 2: Me out there.
Speaker 4: It was so incredible enough for you to like go
Speaker 4: out there. No, I did go out there, but not skiing.
Speaker 4: But I did say, and you know I hate walking.
Speaker 4: I hate well, you know I have a good walk.
Speaker 2: I'm like, get if God wanted me to walk a
Speaker 2: car car, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 3: You heard of an e scooter, but I had rollerblades.
Speaker 2: Two of the greatest walks. In fact, every night a
Speaker 2: heavy snow walk, heavy snow walk.
Speaker 4: I can't faie to you the magic of it. It's
Speaker 4: proper magic.
Speaker 2: Well you I could.
Speaker 3: I've got a glimpse of it in the background of
Speaker 3: you lying on the couch in the pic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was just magical.
Speaker 4: And such of course had been the year before with
Speaker 4: her boyfriend.
Speaker 2: Anyway. Wow, for someone who said that heaps to talk about.
Speaker 4: No, I've got okay, so you know how I am.
Speaker 3: I hope you never get a job on Getaway your
Speaker 3: episode of Getaway? Is you going I hate walking?
Speaker 2: No? You know how? I love the things about Japan. Okay.
Speaker 2: It's as cheap as chips.
Speaker 3: As in daily life, there is cheap foods cheap, so cheap.
Speaker 3: Is the a com really expensive though?
Speaker 4: No, no it's not, no, not really, not compared to
Speaker 4: in Sydney, that shit old Sydney.
Speaker 3: Hey, Sydney buckets. What's going on with don't even I
Speaker 3: get an offer for a comedy room or to do
Speaker 3: a show and you go yeah, then you work out
Speaker 3: the math of the hotel room.
Speaker 2: You're like, I'm going to lose money, Sydney. It's crazy. Okay.
Speaker 4: So what's happened is this is bad for the Japanese people.
Speaker 4: I imagine who knows, but their economy is collapsed, oh dear.
Speaker 4: Something to do with the fact that Honda and Nissan
Speaker 4: or is the Americans called it. Nissan also get we're
Speaker 4: going to have a merger, right, They're going to have
Speaker 4: a merger because their car industry is being destroyed by
Speaker 4: the Chinese.
Speaker 2: Are they going electric or what?
Speaker 4: No, they brought in the first highbrid they were a
Speaker 4: bit early with it or the first electric. Yeah, Toyota
Speaker 4: is not involved in the merger anyway. The merger fell
Speaker 4: over while we were there, and gee, how exchange rate
Speaker 4: just went through the roof, so we were getting like
Speaker 4: nine yeen. So it was basically you one tenths everything.
Speaker 4: So you go out for a stunning.
Speaker 3: Temperaud on Yumo ten bucks love it?
Speaker 2: Ten bucks at the air? What at the air? I
Speaker 2: mean it had Marcher in it, but it was always
Speaker 2: March anyway. It was stunning.
Speaker 4: And also the other thing about Japan that is amazing
Speaker 4: is it's a high trust society.
Speaker 3: Everyone always has clean I thought you were about to
Speaker 3: say it.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. My bits have never been never
Speaker 2: like whenever you like. The toilet's just constantly.
Speaker 3: Constantly, just constantly.
Speaker 4: You're constantly yeap Like did you ever see that movie Silkwood, No,
Speaker 4: with Meryl Streets. She works in a uranium factory and
Speaker 4: if you're ever exposed to the polonium at the end,
Speaker 4: they all the alarms golf and they put you in
Speaker 4: a sh and it's a shower like you've never had before.
Speaker 2: Like she's practically getting.
Speaker 4: That's what the toilets in Japan due to your your
Speaker 4: front bit. Although you can and you can press different bits.
Speaker 2: You can press favorite.
Speaker 4: No, I didn't have a favorite. I'm not really that
Speaker 4: into it, to be honest. I found it a bit much.
Speaker 3: I can never decide on what I want the hose.
Speaker 3: When I have to hose the garden out the bark
Speaker 3: and coat is away. Do I go the hard long one?
Speaker 2: Right? The wide spray? Okay? Well this is you would
Speaker 2: really have.
Speaker 4: I'm good at decisions. For me, it's all little pictures.
Speaker 4: And after a while we knew the pictures.
Speaker 3: It was on the pictures.
Speaker 2: One's a little bottom and the jets like right in
Speaker 2: the middle of the cheeks.
Speaker 4: And one is what's the girl one such it just
Speaker 4: has a different angle. I think it's intrusive. Yeah, it's intrusive.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the wrong setting old hot feed over there.
Speaker 2: Dear feet were hot after she gave this a good hosing,
Speaker 2: a good silkwood hosing.
Speaker 3: Did anyone in your family enjoy the Japanese toileting?
Speaker 2: Oh they all love men love it, do they? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Men love it?
Speaker 4: Men are mad on that sort of stuff, So it's
Speaker 4: a little men love it because I think.
Speaker 2: Of your prostate.
Speaker 4: Because of your prostate, you enjoy things we don't like
Speaker 4: rogering each other up the bot part, What setting was that?
Speaker 2: What was the what was the image for that one?
Speaker 4: But you know, they's like it's there's a whole world
Speaker 4: of possibility. And also the toilets do this thing that
Speaker 4: when you sit on them, they make a background noise,
Speaker 4: which is disconcerting because it sounds like it's flushing, but
Speaker 4: it's not. It's just water running, so that outside you're
Speaker 4: not your part privacy.
Speaker 3: I think anyone listening to our podcast runs toilets of
Speaker 3: some sort. Can every single toilet in the world have
Speaker 3: music playing loudly for the comfort of everybody?
Speaker 2: Yes, well you can choose music or you can have
Speaker 2: the water sound. Anyway. My husband loved it, and he goes,
Speaker 2: I newly put one in in our bathroom. But the
Speaker 2: four thousand dollars no goodbye, normal one for four hundred.
Speaker 3: I mean, just listen to a podcast.
Speaker 2: Dreams so much for me.
Speaker 3: It's good lady to hear any sounds of a creek
Speaker 3: while she's on the duney. Yeah, he wants that beautiful.
Speaker 4: So high trust society is an amazing experience if you
Speaker 4: come from a country like Australia once was a high
Speaker 4: trust society. And I'm not going into the reasons why
Speaker 4: it's no longer. You can probably work that out for yourself.
Speaker 3: I think that involves a bit of a cook.
Speaker 4: But this is how a high trust society manifests itself.
Speaker 4: Now people have done stuff like this online and you
Speaker 4: can check it. Like they've done things that they've left
Speaker 4: a briefcase at the busiest train station in Tokyo, Shinjuku
Speaker 4: or whatever. They've left it there and two hours later
Speaker 4: they come back and pick it up and it's there.
Speaker 3: Crazy, right, But this was just so amazing.
Speaker 4: Once you start noticing it, you're just like literally not
Speaker 4: one person when you're getting on these trains. How many
Speaker 4: people live in Japan thirty million or something, millions millions,
Speaker 4: millions of people on these trains, so busy when you're
Speaker 4: in New York, when you're in Australia, there's always messages,
Speaker 4: please look after it. In Europe, look after your belongings.
Speaker 4: There are pickpockets on the train.
Speaker 2: How many one hundred and twenty four million. What in Tokyo, Japan? Oh?
Speaker 2: How many in Tokyo? Anyway? Whatever, you busy yourself? Take that?
Speaker 2: Do you want some ice for your feet?
Speaker 4: Fourteen fourteen point eight million, city of fourteen point eight million.
Speaker 3: Tiny, The city is very smallest.
Speaker 2: No, it's spread out. It's actually it's actually.
Speaker 3: The actual city city party is small.
Speaker 2: Smaller than No, I don't think so. I don't think so.
Speaker 1: Is that.
Speaker 2: I think it's spread because.
Speaker 4: It's not particularly high rise, not particularly high rise anyway,
Speaker 4: so constantly, once you're aware of it, you're like, this
Speaker 4: is just amazing. There's not a rubbish bin anywhere, which
Speaker 4: drives you crazy. So people carry their own rubbish with
Speaker 4: them and dispose of thoughtfully.
Speaker 2: There's not a cigarette.
Speaker 4: But we were in train stations happenes love us.
Speaker 2: Now they have to do it furtively.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of signs in the street saying no
Speaker 4: smoking now, which some people would find annoying if they
Speaker 4: wanted for perhaps to kick off. But so and they
Speaker 4: sell cigarettes everywhere. I don't know what's happening with that.
Speaker 4: But you can go into a bar and smoke in
Speaker 4: a tiny room the size of a closet anyway.
Speaker 3: Did you see all the drunk businessmen on a Friday night? Okay,
Speaker 3: keep that up on the internet. It's a great thing.
Speaker 3: And they will go our car absolutely maggeted after work.
Speaker 3: And there's all this footage of Andese men passed out
Speaker 3: at train stations.
Speaker 2: Nice to them. Everyone puts bottles of water around them.
Speaker 4: And in Osaka it was Monday night and they were
Speaker 4: all bars hospital night, and the girls who work at
Speaker 4: the bars would all come downstairs with them and got
Speaker 4: mas and got to Kazmer saying I'm waving goodbye, and
Speaker 4: the men would go lurching off down the street. And
Speaker 4: then as soon as they were out of I shot,
Speaker 4: the girls would start talking to each other and giggling.
Speaker 3: Laughing at him, laughing at them.
Speaker 4: But my son mocked me from my attempt at Japanese.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I mean fair enough. Did you hear how
Speaker 2: I said that? Then? I mean it was okay.
Speaker 3: I don't know what what were you Sayings?
Speaker 2: Is it you full formed character? Thank you? Thank you
Speaker 2: very much, mel Streams.
Speaker 4: And I know that's what I'm Sayings got to kazimas
Speaker 4: so lewis traveling with tree suns.
Speaker 2: They'll humiliate you.
Speaker 3: I mean traveling with them. They would say, traveling with
Speaker 3: mom humiliated me.
Speaker 4: Okay, they would, But Lewis started doing this thing where
Speaker 4: he would mock my accent every time I tried to
Speaker 4: speak Japanese, and then you know it starts off funny.
Speaker 3: Well, it's just like when my mom used to order
Speaker 3: food in an accent when she was ordering for the family.
Speaker 3: If my mom called her restaurant, yeah, what she'd order
Speaker 3: in a bloody accent.
Speaker 4: Which you're not going to audition demon state from correct.
Speaker 4: I talked you about my friend's dad who used to
Speaker 4: add a Chinese restaurant, go to crab Crawl. We'd always
Speaker 4: been like, not to the way, don't say crab craw.
Speaker 2: Anyway. What do we always secretly say to each other?
Speaker 2: What crab claw? Anyway? So, Lewis, have you got him there? Okay,
Speaker 2: call him.
Speaker 4: I'm just going to say this is what every time
Speaker 4: we spoke Japanese.
Speaker 2: Just Louis Lewis's buck up debuty. I think.
Speaker 3: So dramatic when we call.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure about the tea taste at the start.
Speaker 3: That's not good.
Speaker 2: The caller, I love you, it's really terrible. It's not
Speaker 2: going to.
Speaker 3: He answered his mom, I.
Speaker 2: Answer the phone. No, SA, she's calling. I understand why
Speaker 2: it's not answer. She's like a mother to him.
Speaker 3: I getting a teenage way to answer a call. That's
Speaker 3: a huge gay, you know, roment for the I know.
Speaker 2: His girlfriend gets upset because he doesn't answer the phone.
Speaker 3: Just text. What on earth couldn't just be a text?
Speaker 3: We always think that what what on earth couldn't be
Speaker 3: a text? Like when someone your mother's text it.
Speaker 2: I'll get to it.
Speaker 4: No, you know, there's some things that require and also
Speaker 4: sometimes you need the warm.
Speaker 5: Anyway, we just went to one hundred so quick.
Speaker 2: Your mother look to.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 4: You want as for an example, anyway, I can't forget
Speaker 4: him moved on dead to me.
Speaker 2: I'm just going to say this one thing to you.
Speaker 4: Yes, high trust society. So I would say it to
Speaker 4: the kids all the time. High trust society. You don't litter,
Speaker 4: You wait, you're very respectful, You wait for other people
Speaker 4: to get off the train before you get on. They
Speaker 4: just make you be better, and it's really exhausting. At
Speaker 4: one point I said better, I'm done with this country
Speaker 4: carrying a bag full of litter around until I can
Speaker 4: dispose bowing to people of Constant. I'm too big for them,
Speaker 4: too big, you too better. They taste in the mouth unpleasant, unpleasant. Anyway,
Speaker 4: this summed just perfectly what it means to live in
Speaker 4: a hydrast society, and we don't have it.
Speaker 2: So we went.
Speaker 4: We went to Harrodjuku, where the Harrodjuku girls are of
Speaker 4: Gwen Stefani fame. Right, we'd been there before the kids
Speaker 4: were little. Then we took them back now and it's
Speaker 4: a big scene on the weekend.
Speaker 2: It's fun.
Speaker 4: You know, there's some people dressed up, and there's lots
Speaker 4: of little Lamewys and kookie shops and lots of Lalita
Speaker 4: girls think.
Speaker 3: Some like cool punk rock or they love like heavy
Speaker 3: met Oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they love that. They love you. Yeah. We did
Speaker 2: a lot of vintage shopping. I mean like a gig.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, we didn't know. We didn't go
Speaker 2: to rock.
Speaker 4: There were a lot of rock bars anyway, this girl.
Speaker 4: So we were down in this train station and there
Speaker 4: was a Starbucks and Peter went, oh, I really feel
Speaker 4: like a frappuccino. That Constant quest to just get a
Speaker 4: coffee frappucino, whereas they've got all these flavors in Starbucks.
Speaker 4: I don't understand anyway, this is what happened in the Starbucks,
Speaker 4: and I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 2: It was a tiny little shop, so.
Speaker 4: It was probably the size of two bedrooms, right, crammed
Speaker 4: with people, everyone, every table full.
Speaker 3: So Starbucks pumps in Japan.
Speaker 4: There's no, no, not not particularly, but they've got everything's
Speaker 4: a chain, but they're mostly Japanese chained, so we're like,
Speaker 4: we're happy with that, and a lot of individual restaurants. Anyway,
Speaker 4: this girl comes in dressed really beautifully. She's got a
Speaker 4: little Chanelle's suit on and a handbag. They're very well dressed,
Speaker 4: and she's got shopping bags dangling from every wrist. She
Speaker 4: comes in, she sees a table, She heads straight for
Speaker 4: the table. She puts her shopping bag on the chair,
Speaker 4: she puts her handbag, her handbag on the table, She
Speaker 4: leaves it and comes to where we are standing like
Speaker 4: twenty feet away from her. She orders and waits for
Speaker 4: her drink while her shopping and her handbag is unattended
Speaker 4: in a train's station with twenty million people.
Speaker 2: Hang on, wait, wait, wait, hang on. I couldn't tell
Speaker 2: if that.
Speaker 3: Was like celebrating high trust or you're angry at her
Speaker 3: for doing that and taking us. I love it, you imagine,
Speaker 3: So did you steal.
Speaker 2: In the bow?
Speaker 4: You know that's my first thought because I'm not a
Speaker 4: high trust society it is your guccie.
Speaker 2: Bag had got to becazemas for the sulvanir bag. The
Speaker 2: tussles stower bucks girl. How's that just a concept?
Speaker 4: And so Peter and I were like, I don't think
Speaker 4: they widely travel abroad, but gee, they must get a
Speaker 4: shock when they come and they see how fat and
Speaker 4: dirty we are with our dirty bottoms.
Speaker 2: Amazing welcome home. It was just wait till I write
Speaker 2: my book.
Speaker 3: And I'm so happy you survived economy class.
Speaker 2: On the way home.
Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, that was really a woman of the people.
Speaker 4: That was really something. One of the flight atteen.
Speaker 2: Women of the people.
Speaker 4: Peter said to me, she doesn't think you belong here.
Speaker 4: This flight attendant was so nice to me. She kept
Speaker 4: bringing me extra little things.
Speaker 2: She could tell. It wasn't right. I said to Peter,
Speaker 2: do you feel like do you feel like you know how?
Speaker 2: You just bang on about high trust society banged on,
Speaker 2: banged on? Interesting? Isn't the language interesting?
Speaker 3: You have to speak up and bang on to I
Speaker 3: can over your tartles.
Speaker 4: Okay, banged on and now it's time for him to
Speaker 4: wake up. Go on, look hag On big really banged on.
Speaker 3: Very popular podcast r I p.
Speaker 2: Rip Rip with our friends. Okay, so go on, I forgot.
Speaker 2: I was going to start giving you a buck up.
Speaker 3: Oh you say high trust society. I want to celebrate
Speaker 3: cash society. I want cash back, Kate. What a few
Speaker 3: weeks ago talking my l A few weeks ago, I
Speaker 3: did a gig old school envelope in the hand at
Speaker 3: the end of the gig right, good paid gig like
Speaker 3: a garade, So you got award? I got a ward right,
Speaker 3: and I was it was in an envelope. I was like, this, kitty,
Speaker 3: it's like pretty and what.
Speaker 2: Right, let's just die?
Speaker 3: This is what I mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was like, okay, I thought you were dude the
Speaker 3: usual in.
Speaker 2: Voice, what do you the money? Shadow? Hello? The money around?
Speaker 2: Can't you? I think I can't get the bank and
Speaker 2: it would take and the clear.
Speaker 3: Do you want to be my manager?
Speaker 2: That was really good, that cash.
Speaker 3: So I was shocked that they got the cash and
Speaker 3: I thank you. And I haven't had cash in ages.
Speaker 3: I've got a twenty or a ten here.
Speaker 2: And now no one has.
Speaker 4: And you know what that has side note, guess who's
Speaker 4: been put out of business as a result too.
Speaker 2: I am my guard, Oh my.
Speaker 3: God, gone on.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know you used to see them all the time,
Speaker 4: and always fantasy always impairs and fantasize about how you
Speaker 4: hold up the truck.
Speaker 3: You look at them and go, I could take them on, Na, you.
Speaker 2: Can buy the whole company for twenty parts.
Speaker 3: So for the last few weeks of my life, I
Speaker 3: have been using oh cash, and there is something I know.
Speaker 3: I've earned it and it's real money.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't feel real.
Speaker 3: No, everything feels free. It's like that was cash. But
Speaker 3: hello to our hospital workers, Hello to our cafe bart
Speaker 3: listening the looks I am getting love looks, No you
Speaker 3: aren't getting I am. I'm trying to pay with cash
Speaker 3: and they're like, are you s stilling me?
Speaker 2: Cafes No, cafes love cash.
Speaker 3: Not the ones I've been going to. I've been getting
Speaker 3: what are you going to?
Speaker 2: Ones in darbles. But they're trying to start a one
Speaker 2: world government.
Speaker 3: They've got to give you change.
Speaker 2: They don't mind. They love the cash.
Speaker 3: What's really shifted what I've been buying my groceries with cash.
Speaker 3: I have not done that. Yes, I don't think I've
Speaker 3: ever done.
Speaker 2: That in my entire life. And do you know what.
Speaker 4: Using the machine, use some self check social credit score,
Speaker 4: there's going to be a big glitch of two weeks
Speaker 4: where they're like, what happened to him in that time?
Speaker 2: Because they can track everything.
Speaker 3: Fine, I am paying cash. And let me tell you,
Speaker 3: you think you're young and your hip and you're cool
Speaker 3: and you're with Katelin and Brook, nothing will aid you
Speaker 3: more than fishing in money into a self shared checkout
Speaker 3: at Wallly's. I'm crouched over to it. I'm like, where
Speaker 3: does the fifty go? I'm pushing it. That's the wrong one,
Speaker 3: that's the one where it comes out.
Speaker 4: But actually that makes you seem young. No, they've got
Speaker 4: young ones wouldn't know how to do it. The old
Speaker 4: ones would all know how to do it.
Speaker 3: And then I'm putting it in the lady's looking at
Speaker 3: me like what are you doing?
Speaker 2: Playing with money? They love cash in Japan. Yeah, they
Speaker 2: love cash in Japan.
Speaker 3: Cash back, bring cash back. I'm the richest person in
Speaker 3: the worst back the second buck, two bucks for you
Speaker 3: too bad, two bucks. You don't have to be careful
Speaker 3: with coffee and all stimulants, right.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, a.
Speaker 3: Few months ago I had my first Vietnamese iced coffee.
Speaker 2: You remember, Oh yeah, that condensed milk. Condensed milk blowsion,
Speaker 2: the sugar explosions, the sugarshes.
Speaker 3: The coffee, the anxiety. There was a wild run.
Speaker 2: You said you had two hours of absolute peaking, running
Speaker 2: around a room. Yeah, alone.
Speaker 3: After the toilet, every five minutes going.
Speaker 4: This is the best thing I've ever had. Longing for
Speaker 4: a Japanese flash.
Speaker 3: I have a new coffee experience similar, but god, it
Speaker 3: was good. It's taking a wanky wanky Melbourne Cafes by storm.
Speaker 2: So not everyone has this. What is it?
Speaker 3: It is called a mont Black. You say a B
Speaker 3: B L A CS and you pronounced black.
Speaker 2: I'd say so.
Speaker 4: Mont Blanc is a famous mountain and a pin. It's
Speaker 4: not mont Blanc, which is a famous mountain called mont Blanc.
Speaker 4: Blanc has in white because it's got snow on the
Speaker 4: top of it.
Speaker 2: Proceed.
Speaker 3: These are the ingredients mont black Cold drip coffee about cold.
Speaker 4: It's cold drip more powerful, but it's cold drip like
Speaker 4: what the Americans do know the percola?
Speaker 2: No, I don't know. No, because and it's not weaker.
Speaker 2: Why is it cold drip?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: But does it come out cold? It's cold.
Speaker 3: It's a cold drink like you're buying a can. No,
Speaker 3: I got it from a cafe.
Speaker 2: What are you asking? Well, I did proceed.
Speaker 3: I don't know, like filter ish, I'm guessing some sort
Speaker 3: of filter coffee whatever?
Speaker 2: Cream?
Speaker 3: Yeah, worm, whipped whipped No? No, okay, orange zest?
Speaker 2: What? Nutmeg? And sugar syrup? And it was so and
Speaker 2: it's small. Get that?
Speaker 4: Were you a Gloria Jean, No, that's a Gloria Jean coffee.
Speaker 2: Cool?
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 2: It was small too.
Speaker 3: It wasn't as big as a small when you say
Speaker 3: smallish like yeah that yeah, okay, all right, I loved
Speaker 3: it so much.
Speaker 2: Well that's a delicious dream.
Speaker 3: And I pinned off my face for three hours.
Speaker 2: Well, basically, I can't wait to tell the buck. Aside
Speaker 2: from the orange and the what was the spice? Nutmeg? Nutmeg?
Speaker 4: Aspide from that, you basically just made a Vietnamese coffee
Speaker 4: cream and sugar syrup.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I found my head made. That's what it
Speaker 2: was like.
Speaker 3: Overpriced and winking with expensive together.
Speaker 2: Maybe we'll have one at the next show.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not shitting my pants in front of two
Speaker 3: hundred buckets.
Speaker 2: No, I mean a show in here. What did it
Speaker 2: make you put your pants? No? I mean I was
Speaker 2: in control.
Speaker 3: But at the same time, I was a busy boy.
Speaker 3: Let's just say I needed a Japanese dog. Really really,
Speaker 3: but I was a busy boy.
Speaker 2: Hang on a seat.
Speaker 3: I'm very sensitive to stimulate. Okay, all right, all right, right,
Speaker 3: your mom's dead.
Speaker 2: We're buck We're But I've got a message for people.
Speaker 4: You know, there's a saying. I think it's from the Bible.
Speaker 4: Actually must be, because it's got involving God.
Speaker 3: I should remember this as a Catholic boy.
Speaker 2: God makes it rain on the righteous and the unrighteous. Right,
Speaker 2: that's the gift.
Speaker 4: You know, people go through life and they go wide
Speaker 4: as why do bad why these bad people thriving or whatever?
Speaker 2: Because that is this life. Yeah, that's how life works.
Speaker 4: But here's some good news that I have learnt firsthand
Speaker 4: that even if you're a bad person, and I think
Speaker 4: we've established on this podcast.
Speaker 2: I'm not the worst. No, I know worse. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: not the worst, but I'm not a good person, you know,
Speaker 2: and I don't. I don't those people that want to
Speaker 2: align themselves with constant goodness. It's not why people say
Speaker 2: to me, you're so nice. I'm like, I'm actually not so.
Speaker 2: Don't it just anyway?
Speaker 3: Yes you are, you're kind to people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no I'm not. I find honesty very kind. Well
Speaker 2: I do cruel to be kind.
Speaker 3: You're not cruel to be kind.
Speaker 2: That's what honesty is.
Speaker 3: Yeah. People that think being honest is cruel, they're what
Speaker 3: issues they've got to deal with it.
Speaker 4: Well, see, you're one of my people, so we get on.
Speaker 4: You're not nice either, and she's lovely.
Speaker 3: She's the nice one out of Kate and I.
Speaker 2: Oh, like you know what that was? No, it wasn't
Speaker 2: you know what. It was like a cat watching a laser.
Speaker 2: She was just like so you could say she was.
Speaker 4: Trying to make it, but nothing would make sense of it.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't work as someone that's not nice.
Speaker 2: No, no, but it's not it would say not nice.
Speaker 4: Our industry is full of correct but well we're not them.
Speaker 4: But they all cloak themselves in that fate niceness. It's
Speaker 4: like whenever I meet normies and they say what's so
Speaker 4: and so like, oh, and I was like.
Speaker 2: Eh, really nice. And I have to lie on behalf
Speaker 2: of them.
Speaker 4: It's like when my girlfriend was a mistress, I had
Speaker 4: to lie on behalf.
Speaker 3: Of her secret going.
Speaker 2: Yeah, keep the secret going anyway.
Speaker 4: Whatever, we're not the business of the outing people for
Speaker 4: being assholes, or we'd be very busy anyway. My point
Speaker 4: is I'm not selling myself as a good person. And
Speaker 4: if you want to be find a good person, this
Speaker 4: is not the podcast for you.
Speaker 2: If you want some resilient, interesting.
Speaker 4: Funny here we go people, then this is the podcast
Speaker 4: for you. Up yeah for sharing it with your friends.
Speaker 2: Love that share it with your friends anyway.
Speaker 4: So God makes it rain on the righteous and the unright.
Speaker 4: And sometimes if you're a bad person, good.
Speaker 2: Things happened to you. And that's what happened to me.
Speaker 2: What happened all right?
Speaker 4: So when we were going to Japan, and you know,
Speaker 4: there was a five days skiing and there was a
Speaker 4: source of concern, moderate lip service concern from my husband.
Speaker 2: Well, what are you going to do for five days?
Speaker 2: I hope you're not bored? Do you know me? Would
Speaker 2: I be bored?
Speaker 4: Having five days on my ownis my Dear of Heaven.
Speaker 2: There was WiFi. Just have them at night. Oh yeah
Speaker 2: they came. Yeah, yeah, you're just having annoying.
Speaker 4: Anyway, stunning until Lewis took two days off skiing and
Speaker 4: then we hung out together. Anyway, But what the point was?
Speaker 4: You know, I'm writing a book this year and it's
Speaker 4: one of my many extra jobs I've got, and it's.
Speaker 2: A romance book. It's a narrative.
Speaker 4: And when I was going away, I'd say to my manager,
Speaker 4: I've got this, and my publisher, I've got these five
Speaker 4: days when we're in the snow.
Speaker 2: I'm not skiing. I'm just going to write.
Speaker 3: And if Stephen King movies have taught me anything, oh
Speaker 3: my gods, where writers right your dirty right in the snow.
Speaker 3: Watched that the other week and it's incredible, still unbelievable.
Speaker 4: Baits is, yeah, unbelievable, so great. But do you have
Speaker 4: you read the book Misery?
Speaker 3: The book he actually did a very long time.
Speaker 4: Okay, so you know in the book they change it
Speaker 4: to the movie, and the movie is actually more effective.
Speaker 2: I think they hobble him in that. She hobbles him
Speaker 2: in the in the in the movie, doesn't she she
Speaker 2: cripples by bashing his ankle.
Speaker 3: Ties ties his legs to a plank of wood. Yeah,
Speaker 3: rather ankle.
Speaker 2: In the book, she cuts his foot.
Speaker 3: Off, probably kill him. That had to change it.
Speaker 4: Well, because wasn't she.
Speaker 2: And then that's revealed that she's an a.
Speaker 3: Nurse revealed in the movie history of being hospitals like
Speaker 3: killing them or tormenting them spoiler anyway, that was me
Speaker 3: in the snuff.
Speaker 2: Spoiler imagine, dang you.
Speaker 4: I was about to enjoy that forty year old movie
Speaker 4: and they have ruined the ending. Anyway, So the whole
Speaker 4: time that we're in Tokyo and going on the trip,
Speaker 4: and even beforehand, I was like, I'm going to be
Speaker 4: writing these five days. It's going to be intense.
Speaker 2: I have to break the back of it. I'm sort of.
Speaker 2: It was on the back of my mind all the time,
Speaker 2: right in the back of my mind.
Speaker 4: And then so the first day that everyone went up
Speaker 4: to the thing, I was setting myself up. I was
Speaker 4: reading another book and I'm like, oh, this is interesting.
Speaker 4: Just to get juices flowing, Jesus, I did think about
Speaker 4: asking Sash, how would I get Ai if I put
Speaker 4: the character anyway, So the next day I'm like, I
Speaker 4: get as soon as they leave. They were leaving early
Speaker 4: to go to the snow. They were getting picked up,
Speaker 4: like at eight forty. I was like, today's my writing day.
Speaker 4: I get out my iPad that I've been carrying my
Speaker 4: carry on. I unpack it, I get my Logitech keyboard.
Speaker 2: I start typing. I put in the name of the chapter,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, that's weird. I was trying to write
Speaker 2: the and it kept typing TE and it wouldn't put
Speaker 2: the H. And I'm like, banging on the H. Banging
Speaker 2: on the H is gone. My H was gone?
Speaker 3: I go, My AH was gone. Can you see?
Speaker 2: I think my m was gone?
Speaker 3: Few. I couldn't we're tight here we go.
Speaker 2: I couldn't convenient tired. That's what when Peter came out,
Speaker 2: it was the first question the boys all had because
Speaker 2: it had been on.
Speaker 4: Everyone knew that Mum was writing. I was writing. The
Speaker 4: first thing they said was how did you writing?
Speaker 2: Go? And I said, I couldn't do any of the
Speaker 2: I pad and we were in the middle of nowhere
Speaker 2: in the snow. I couldn't just whip.
Speaker 3: There was zero sympathy in the studio sympathy.
Speaker 2: What I'm saying is it was the greatest.
Speaker 3: Actually could I couldn't.
Speaker 2: I couldn't.
Speaker 3: Wouldn't you know what they say the worst part about
Speaker 3: writing is writing writing?
Speaker 4: Yeah, people say I hate writing, but I love having written.
Speaker 2: But then there was one thing, just slightly. I didn't
Speaker 2: like that. Peter said to me, did you stand on
Speaker 2: it before?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I don't want to write. I just just say thought that.
Speaker 2: I but how magnificent magget. I was scared to tell
Speaker 2: my manager take that, publisher.
Speaker 3: I love yeahline, I'm sorry my arquie didn't work. Before
Speaker 3: we get to a text from mum, which is a
Speaker 3: Pearler this week?
Speaker 2: By the way, is it lean? Oh, it's a Buckwhitt.
Speaker 2: We've got a couple.
Speaker 3: Will choose one and another one we love will do
Speaker 3: next week Bucket send him over us to change names.
Speaker 2: We will tex No. Before that, Oh good. I want
Speaker 2: you to.
Speaker 3: Pick aside here in a fight that Cody and I
Speaker 3: have been having for ten years.
Speaker 2: Oh, I love this. Ten does his head in? Oh?
Speaker 2: I love it. Look at your eyes because you do.
Speaker 2: And you know what we've got.
Speaker 4: You know, I think we understand why Cody spends so
Speaker 4: much time running, don't we? Because him coming home to you.
Speaker 4: You've got cabin fever, always by virtual the fact that
Speaker 4: you don't leave.
Speaker 2: I only got pockets full of cabs.
Speaker 4: Eyes are just you're always looking for trouble to be
Speaker 4: starting shit up with Cody.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 4: I've never approved of a quality in someone more. But
Speaker 4: that's why that he's always.
Speaker 2: Running little shits.
Speaker 4: There are next you know what he's going to do
Speaker 4: next year, What run across Antarctica?
Speaker 2: What he can not handle?
Speaker 3: And he gets so frustrated when I put petrol in
Speaker 3: the car.
Speaker 2: Oh, you don't fill it out. I don't feel it.
Speaker 2: Oh no, Valo, meet Sasha Freench.
Speaker 3: You're the same.
Speaker 2: Ah you people.
Speaker 3: So when I fill up the car, he says, when
Speaker 3: do you know to stop? And do you know what
Speaker 3: my answer is, because it's the truth. It's just a
Speaker 3: vibe check. It's just whatever I feel like, that's what such.
Speaker 3: So I put the nozzle in. Here comes the petrol,
Speaker 3: and I might give it twenty bucks, thirty bucks, whatever
Speaker 3: I'm in the mood for, what I've got on for
Speaker 3: the day, what the weather is. There's so many factors
Speaker 3: at play. If there's a car behind me, are you medicated?
Speaker 3: Sometimes I am?
Speaker 2: Yeah, make a difference. When I don't make a difference.
Speaker 3: If I'm medicated, you can fill it out maybe, but yeah,
Speaker 3: so what Yeah, that's not the argument.
Speaker 2: No, but it's interesting now you're prob far right when
Speaker 2: it suits you. So he just I see his eye twitch. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I put a quarter in half a in. Why do
Speaker 2: you like going to put petrol in the.
Speaker 3: Cart like it's gonna eventually put you like you like
Speaker 3: putting petrol eventually?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but with a certain amount of output from you.
Speaker 3: So you go absolute full every single time you go
Speaker 3: to the servo chent op every single time.
Speaker 2: See, but you do not. No, I don't know, but
Speaker 2: you told me you've because I hear your voice in
Speaker 2: my head every recent time, and there are times I
Speaker 2: fill up now, But there are also times when I'm
Speaker 2: like a hazy boyfriend about it. Does he feel your car?
Speaker 2: Never you car he drives? You know your dirty little secret?
Speaker 2: Did you have a car accident? Sash? Your cars are
Speaker 2: banged up on my side when I pulled out. That's
Speaker 2: from years ago.
Speaker 4: Anyway, that's always the side I get in on the
Speaker 4: passenger side.
Speaker 2: I've never noticed. I think I'm with Cody. You're going
Speaker 2: to be with me? No, I'm not, and you know why,
Speaker 2: only because it's such a false economy.
Speaker 3: This is where you draw the line your yair and
Speaker 3: toothbrushes yew.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, this is the heel, this is the heill.
Speaker 4: No, you know why because I think for so many
Speaker 4: years I was so povo that I could only put
Speaker 4: ten dollars of petrol in my car, and you know,
Speaker 4: you eke it out. But then one of my great
Speaker 4: pleasures in life is filling up the not a pleasure,
Speaker 4: I don't like it, but I hate the job of
Speaker 4: it so much. I'm like, I want to do this
Speaker 4: job as little as possible.
Speaker 2: So when you leave the petrol station.
Speaker 3: When I used to leave Saturday night church with the family,
Speaker 3: I was in the best mood ever, like the Simpsons.
Speaker 2: Because he'd had it because.
Speaker 3: It's the part of the week where the next church
Speaker 3: is the furthest away it will.
Speaker 2: Be yes, yes, right, that's exactly right. So I don't
Speaker 2: have to. I just never want to be pulling into
Speaker 2: service stations to fill up my card on board. How
Speaker 2: often do you end up doing it in a week? Mate?
Speaker 2: Sometimes three?
Speaker 3: Tell him, I say, I you've got such an issue
Speaker 3: with it, you do it? And then he goes, does
Speaker 3: he do? Sometimes he goes another?
Speaker 2: I love it. I do love that last night, nothing
Speaker 2: more than when Peter tops up me tank and when
Speaker 2: he puts petrol in my car.
Speaker 3: Who does he go forward like whoo whoa, who whoo
Speaker 3: whoo woo whooah wooo whoa.
Speaker 2: He's high octane about a bad bad, bad bad as
Speaker 2: he's diesel rapid flow diesel. Hello, he's not going green?
Speaker 2: Oh no, he's no matcher match a flavored petrol.
Speaker 3: It's a text from.
Speaker 2: Mom, It's a text from Can we just reflect on
Speaker 2: this for a moment? Sure? One of the ironies in
Speaker 2: life that the dabbler has finally been he's been backed
Speaker 2: up in an argument by me Callisi eight and he's
Speaker 2: one of my daggins.
Speaker 3: Thanks, you're like a stalker because you write him little
Speaker 3: notes for me to give him. Can we get little
Speaker 3: gifts and nice stuff? You give this to Cody, write
Speaker 3: you're missing out on dabbler, and then they take it
Speaker 3: home to it.
Speaker 4: And then he's like, but look, he got backed up
Speaker 4: in the argument. But because he's only a dirty dabbler,
Speaker 4: he'll probably never have this moment of vindication.
Speaker 2: He just got back from South Africa.
Speaker 1: What was he doing?
Speaker 3: It's a awfu the chicken. I'm like, he has a
Speaker 3: job that involves a lot of travel, or this guy
Speaker 3: has got a secret family somewhere. There's no proof he
Speaker 3: was on the flight that was.
Speaker 2: I don't know what.
Speaker 4: About his points? He must be racking up points. You're
Speaker 4: going to have the greatest Does he fly bees?
Speaker 3: I'm going to say the wonkier sentence that anyone can. Okay,
Speaker 3: and like a thirteen year old girl when I say this,
Speaker 3: is everyone ready?
Speaker 2: Yeah, my husband's platinum. Oh he's a ploody dog.
Speaker 4: I don't even know what it means, but I know
Speaker 4: at schooled he's a plotty dog.
Speaker 2: And what does that mean? Can he can go anywhere?
Speaker 2: Not me? But like, but Connie, you're his husband, but.
Speaker 3: We hardly travel together. We we are together on a
Speaker 3: plane like once or twice a year if that.
Speaker 4: Well, yes that's normal, idiot, because we have the plan
Speaker 4: both buying a lot.
Speaker 2: But it's all just for work. You're not Megan and
Speaker 2: Harry as is what is it? As as eva as
Speaker 2: as ever as ever?
Speaker 3: Sorry, my husband's a putin and what does that means?
Speaker 2: I don't know what I actually don't know what it means.
Speaker 2: He means means just it's a lot of points.
Speaker 3: But it means he gets like the seat next to
Speaker 3: him gets blocked if when it's not sold out, he
Speaker 3: gets like all the good rows if he wants if
Speaker 3: he says, why would.
Speaker 2: That block a seat in business next to.
Speaker 3: He doesn't have to fly business even in economy, he flands.
Speaker 2: Economy or sometimes what is he me his work pays
Speaker 2: for it, the successful one in the relationship in his economy.
Speaker 3: That's why I love his secret husband.
Speaker 2: Is that to be terrible?
Speaker 3: I've met some men that fills the petrol take up
Speaker 3: all the way and Cody fell for it.
Speaker 2: Where's the interest in that? Exactly? Yeah.
Speaker 4: Never go out with anyone who's got the same skill
Speaker 4: set as you.
Speaker 3: That's so true.
Speaker 2: Never, that's why I'm married, yeshy smart.
Speaker 3: Yeah, water's plants, Yeah, that's it fills all your wholes. Hello,
Speaker 3: we have a text from mom from Oriana, Oriana, that
Speaker 3: beautiful name, Oriana Italian.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, in fact, I'm going to tell you an
Speaker 4: Anne Lange Brooks story.
Speaker 2: That's my mother.
Speaker 4: And I was waiting for the story when I was
Speaker 4: at school. And you know you don't know what you
Speaker 4: want to study. And I especially didn't my guidance teacher
Speaker 4: or whatever. My English teacher or whatever said you're really
Speaker 4: good at English, one that you study journalism. I didn't
Speaker 4: know anything about journalism. So I go home and I'd
Speaker 4: say to my mom, I think I'm going to apply
Speaker 4: for journalism.
Speaker 2: And mom goes, oh, you're going to be a real
Speaker 2: Orianna Falerci. And I go, who's Oriana Falaci? Mum goes,
Speaker 2: you want to.
Speaker 3: Be a journalist and you don't even know who Orianna?
Speaker 2: For LUNCHI is. I'm like, no, I don't know that
Speaker 2: is my mother.
Speaker 3: But who's a journalist?
Speaker 4: She's a journalist, some journalists, probably from the nineteen sixties,
Speaker 4: some Italian. But like she's screams, not screams, but bellows
Speaker 4: at me in Queensland.
Speaker 2: I was seventeen, like you, I don't know who. Everyone
Speaker 2: loves my mom, that's all. Yeah, everyone loves her.
Speaker 3: She filled the car up, wouldn't She's got to real
Speaker 3: fill the car up to its full.
Speaker 2: Not only does she fill it up, but she's got
Speaker 2: a supermarket docket. Yes, and you know, okay, can we
Speaker 2: just raise this what's going on with those supermarket dockets.
Speaker 2: They've been four cents off literally for twenty five years.
Speaker 3: What crank it up? Well, I'm sorry, but if inflation
Speaker 3: goes up, so does my discount.
Speaker 2: And it doesn't, I don't do it. I've never done that.
Speaker 2: I should too. I was alloyed.
Speaker 4: Literally, I went, I've got the back seat full of shopping.
Speaker 4: There's a docket in there, and I couldn't be bothered
Speaker 4: taking it out.
Speaker 3: You can just you know, you can attach your account.
Speaker 2: You're not attaching any phone. You're a cash person now,
Speaker 2: you're not attaching shep.
Speaker 3: The amount of things I don't do properly because I
Speaker 3: can't be bothered with one extra tar.
Speaker 2: But you have no loyal you're a cash person. Any
Speaker 2: loyalty now you're a cash person. You don't. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: you know what. You're not a slave to the system.
Speaker 2: You're a cashy. Hear that you're a cashy. Reward points?
Speaker 2: Ye wish I've got that? Four things? I want a discount. Oh,
Speaker 2: I'm getting wrapped up.
Speaker 3: My husband is platinum Oreana text from mum Oriana Falaci
Speaker 3: and Savord for therapy the Calo.
Speaker 4: Down.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: The reason I love this text from him so much
Speaker 3: is because my mum did this. I would love to
Speaker 3: know if you did this or no, if Buckhead's mums
Speaker 3: have done this, Sash, I reckon, you've done it. Here
Speaker 3: we go, all right, Orianna's mum text that heard this,
Speaker 3: just letting you know that this is a bag of
Speaker 3: your hair from when it was long. You're a kid?
Speaker 2: Do you want it? And attached is a bag? Look
Speaker 2: at that hair? My goodness, why do you keep ship? Okay,
Speaker 2: you're one hundred percent creepy. You know.
Speaker 4: I've got ring boxes full of teeth and I've got
Speaker 4: envelopes full of hair.
Speaker 3: What happens to the hair? Doesn't it's something happened to
Speaker 3: it one Okay, I really have to be attached to
Speaker 3: a human to live.
Speaker 4: Okay, No, it's all deep. Once it leaves the scalp,
Speaker 4: hair is all dead.
Speaker 2: I get.
Speaker 3: I'm not thinking it's growing in the envelope, but like.
Speaker 2: Disintegrate eventually. No, I don't think so. Actually that's really interesting.
Speaker 3: Would be even weird if you put it in some
Speaker 3: sort of like jar and it's floating in liquid.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's so Once hair leaves, whose hair have you got?
Speaker 4: I've got lewises and I've got Sundays. I'm not going
Speaker 4: to tell you why I've got lewises or really sharp shot.
Speaker 3: Okay, well yeah, off.
Speaker 4: And then she totally ruined the conversation with cancer. She
Speaker 4: just brought up his cancer. Yes, hair, But one day
Speaker 4: Sunday came in.
Speaker 3: Did that start it for you?
Speaker 2: For the for Sunday? No, I think he'd already cut
Speaker 2: Sunday's hair. She came in one morning. You know, kids,
Speaker 2: if you don't get out of bed with them, they
Speaker 2: get up to all thoughts cut in air.
Speaker 4: And then she came in one morning in the dark
Speaker 4: and she said, shut my hair and weed. And I
Speaker 4: reached out and I could just feel like much more
Speaker 4: face than I could normally feel. And as I stroked
Speaker 4: the side of a head of a giant clump came out.
Speaker 4: We've got that the envelope, You've got Milo's hairsash, Yes,
Speaker 4: that's enough.
Speaker 3: How was how old was Milo when he went snipping?
Speaker 2: It would have been like two. Did he cut himself? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 2: because he had long hairy Yeah.
Speaker 3: And the teeth, the teeth, that's even I think that's
Speaker 3: even more.
Speaker 2: I don't know, why do you do? What would you
Speaker 2: do with them? No? The question is what do you
Speaker 2: do with them? Well? What? But no, you can't get
Speaker 2: rid of them? What am I going to do? Throw
Speaker 2: them in the bin?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: Yes, I mean what happened in the teeth fall out?
Speaker 2: When you're a kid in the tooth throw your child's
Speaker 2: tooth in the bin, you know.
Speaker 3: I think about, well, why aren't dad's allowed to do this?
Speaker 3: If someone went to a single dad's house and found
Speaker 3: that he had school uniforms, teeth and sandwich bags of
Speaker 3: the little girl's hair, he'd be arrested.
Speaker 2: But her mom does it. It's cute. Would you like
Speaker 2: me to answer? Go on, I think you know the answer.
Speaker 3: Please message us again and tell us, Yeah, did you
Speaker 3: take the hair?
Speaker 2: Collected the hair? Because Kate wants it. It's gonna add
Speaker 2: it to a bag.
Speaker 4: No, I don't carry I'm not a creep. I don't
Speaker 4: collect stranger's hair.
Speaker 2: Have you ever worn wigs? Yeah? The human wigs?
Speaker 3: No for for TV and stuff?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, never human? Not in life.
Speaker 3: I've never worn a week Well life, are you drunk?
Speaker 2: Stop talking? I'm devastated with the match at Kaloa.
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Speaker 4: and him Nathan Valvo. It's produced by the brilliant Sasha
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