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Speaker 4: I think there's this natural assumption that somebody who's lost

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Speaker 5: Somebody who's fit is more attractive. But I want to

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Speaker 5: I reckon the fitter, that somebody is the less fun

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Speaker 6: Here we go comedian, and actually Nathan Valvo hold that view.

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Speaker 6: He actually thinks that the more gadgets you've got on

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna throw another one out. You God, Chris Pratt.

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Speaker 4: We all know Chris Pratt Parks and Wreck, not fit

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Speaker 6: Has she lost her fun a little bit? I reckon

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Speaker 6: Because the idea of you, if you choose to lose

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Speaker 6: You're that you're getting bigger now because there's been going on.

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Speaker 5: Is fit not fun?

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Speaker 5: It scales too far. Yeah.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, you get back on tracks.

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Speaker 8: I think you're still fun when once you get fit.

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Speaker 8: I'm probably making some prep meals and maybe watching neighbors.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, in a rush, crank up the speed on this podcast.

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Speaker 6: Right now, we're taking calls from people who think something's

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Speaker 6: Now we are going to test if they are the

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Speaker 5: When she was in an outhouse. This is Shannon right here.

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Speaker 5: Not really?

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Speaker 4: I mean, I mean lots of people have been bitten

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Speaker 5: The covert laser done before.

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Speaker 3: It's the Will and Woody Podcast with a.

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Speaker 4: Bit of a change in the programming on Thursday afternoon.

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Speaker 4: The segment What's Your Porn was a noble steed for

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Speaker 4: a long time for this show.

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Speaker 5: It's a great bit. It's a great bit, but we've

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Speaker 6: And also a new segment is called what's Your Horns?

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Speaker 5: Confirmed? This is not the new segment. This is a trial.

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Speaker 4: I think for the next few thursdays we'll be trialing

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Speaker 6: Well, it actually took the whole team for six were

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Speaker 5: On to lie we did. I didn't sit around.

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Speaker 6: Well, you left obviously because you're lazy. But me and

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Speaker 8: Hi, Hi, guys, very.

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Speaker 5: Well, thank you, Emma. If you can give us silence,

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Speaker 5: Yep? It's an old car.

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Speaker 6: It's a it's it's a it's an old smaller car.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I like that? Can you can you hold?

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Speaker 16: I'll do a double hole?

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Speaker 4: Jesus, it's gonna be a faint foghorn sort of a

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Speaker 6: Hey, Emma, what do you think you're driving a Holden Barrina?

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Speaker 14: Sorry, guys, oh god, we were nowhere near it.

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Speaker 5: Give me one, hi, Jay, how are you good?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, pretty good.

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Speaker 4: Let's let's let's hear what you got mate, let's hear

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Speaker 17: Jay?

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Speaker 5: Where are you?

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Speaker 7: Hopefully that I'll get too.

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Speaker 5: Well, give him?

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Speaker 4: What do you mean you're not doing a drug deal?

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Speaker 4: You're just call enough for what's your horn? Pulled down

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Speaker 6: Jake, hold give me three honks in a row.

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Speaker 5: Place already.

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Speaker 6: All right, that's it's a toy camera. It's Toyota camera.

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Speaker 10: You guys would be right.

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Speaker 5: What's your hord?

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Speaker 4: It's the Will and Woody podcast Woods Liz Hurley, Liz Hurley,

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Speaker 5: She's fifty somethingty five.

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Speaker 6: Maybe you keep talking about I'll get the facts.

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Speaker 4: Wow? Will No, No one's till they're coming anyway, Liz Heally.

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Speaker 5: I mean, she's had warning involved in their huge Grant's

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Speaker 6: I thought I thought she was good in her Go

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Speaker 5: That sounds good.

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Speaker 4: But anyway, look she is there and not a lot,

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Speaker 5: She's got all the assets of a fembot and they're

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Speaker 6: She's promoting her swimwear, but obviously it's all bottoms because

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Speaker 5: Yes, and this was doing the same thing. Yeah. So,

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Speaker 4: She's got kids. And the only thing I can think

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Speaker 5: Yeah about that, And everybody in their car was like, no,

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Speaker 4: And you can't get the image out of your mind now.

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Speaker 4: Little Johnny's going to school tomorrow. They're showing it around.

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Speaker 5: That's tough. That's tough.

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Speaker 4: So but there is something really funny about parents embarrassing

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Speaker 4: Every time we drive through there with my dad, he'll

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Speaker 5: You know, that was actually one of the first nights

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Speaker 18: Oh, come on, it's just and everyone we just we

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Speaker 18: it's just no.

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Speaker 5: One wants it.

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Speaker 4: But yeah, yeah, yeah, here's I want to do third

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Speaker 5: I know you've probably got your kids in the car.

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Speaker 4: I've got if you've got your kids in the car,

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Speaker 4: I've got one hundred dollars eBay voucher up for the

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Speaker 6: I love this. And the kid has to sit there

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Speaker 5: Thirty one and six five. You're driving home with the

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Speaker 4: With your one hundred dollars eBay voucher for the parents

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Speaker 5: Squirm the most. Brilliant.

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Speaker 4: Wards Liz Hurley has posed in the Snow topless and

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Speaker 6: Yeah, she's got an eighteen year old kid.

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Speaker 5: I think Damien. Yeah.

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Speaker 6: So you can imagine Damien sifting through Instagram, you know,

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Speaker 5: A time whoam come on? Yeah? Yeah, No, it's tough.

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Speaker 5: It's tough for him.

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Speaker 4: But there's something beautiful about parents embarrassing their kids. As

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Speaker 5: Whenever you want. Yeah, it's so easy to make him squirm. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: So look, I've put the.

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Speaker 4: Call out thirty one oh six y five. You're driving

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Speaker 4: on with your kids, and you think you can embarrass

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Speaker 4: we can hear them. You get yourself one hundred dollars

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Speaker 4: away about chak. So they've got to be audibly revolted

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Speaker 5: How are you hello? I'm good, Thank you Selena. First

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Speaker 8: First day back on Friday in the car with me.

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Speaker 5: Now, bad luck. So what are your kids' names?

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Speaker 8: So one's Maria and the other one's James.

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Speaker 5: Like, can we hear them?

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Speaker 4: Let's just see if we can hear them, just to test.

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Speaker 8: Already embarrassed, they're begging me to stop, suck.

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Speaker 6: Are you going for the double here? You're going to

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Speaker 8: Two different scenarios, but I can get both.

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Speaker 4: So if one of them, if they if they're both,

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Speaker 8: Okay, So my son James, he doesn't want me to

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Speaker 5: On him, and he sounds like James is down there,

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Speaker 8: So he absolutely hates it. And then his name is James,

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Speaker 8: and then we call him Jamina and said.

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Speaker 5: That's cruel.

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Speaker 8: He hates it.

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Speaker 4: We've got James. I mean, this is borderline cruel parenting.

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Speaker 4: But let's go for the double here, what have you got?

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Speaker 2: Oh and Maria, she has a crush?

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Speaker 5: Who's the crush on?

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Speaker 6: Who's the crush.

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Speaker 10: Capsule?

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, had the podcast left on two time speed

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Speaker 3: there sounded like a chipmunk. It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 4: We're talking about stories that start badly and then get worse.

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Speaker 4: So the way this is going to work is you, guys,

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Speaker 4: give us a call. Tell us the first part of

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Speaker 4: your story tells why it's bad. Then you'll hear that

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Speaker 4: grab from scary movie which is that is in the show,

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Speaker 4: which is the way, And then.

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Speaker 5: And then we have to try and guess how it

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Speaker 5: gets worse. Cool.

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Speaker 6: We got Maddie here on thirteen one oh sixty five. Maddie,

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Speaker 6: give us the first part of the story.

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Speaker 16: Hey guys, all right, So when I was younger, I

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Speaker 16: was riding around in my bike with my songs on,

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Speaker 16: and I stubbed my big toe.

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Speaker 5: Like weight dubs a big toe. Sorry, and you're on

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Speaker 5: a bike are you riding with your songs on? I reckon?

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Speaker 6: She stubbed her toe and then got her toe caught

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Speaker 6: in the bike chain and lost her toe.

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Speaker 5: Because that's happened to a friend of mine. Wow, that's graphic.

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Speaker 5: All right, Maddie, we reckon, that's what happened.

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Speaker 16: Okay, that's a bit intense. But later, oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 16: and got a really bad staff infection and I had

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Speaker 16: to have the toenail roots and the staff infection went

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Speaker 16: up into my bone. I couldn't move my leg for

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Speaker 16: two weeks so the infection wouldn't go further off my legs.

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Speaker 4: Wow, hell got a lot worse. No one saw the

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Speaker 4: staph infection coming.

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Speaker 6: No, that was from left Fields. I hope you're okay, Maddie.

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Speaker 6: So before we go to Adele, will there was an

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Speaker 6: example from you. Actually, there was one weekend where you

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Speaker 6: bumped into three of your ex girlfriends. Wait then that

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Speaker 6: you remembered that you were bored.

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Speaker 5: Let's go, let's go serious down. I did not deserve

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Speaker 5: Adele anyone that was wild. Adele, that was savage. You've

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Speaker 5: recovered from that. Talk to us.

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Speaker 4: Tell you're telling us a bad story, and then we

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Speaker 4: have to guess how it gets worse.

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Speaker 5: Go for it, mate.

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Speaker 11: Hey guys love the show.

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Speaker 5: Thank you.

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Speaker 18: So.

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Speaker 11: My mom took me when I was five to the

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Speaker 11: ATM because we're going to the laundrette and gave me

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Speaker 11: her card to put it in. I put it in

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Speaker 11: the wrong slot, so we had to wait twenty four

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Speaker 11: hours to get her card back because it was on

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Speaker 11: a Sunday.

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Speaker 6: Oh okay, and then I wait, does the story get worse?

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Speaker 11: Yes?

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Speaker 4: Okay, So you put the card in the slot in

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Speaker 4: twenty four hours to get the card back. You did

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Speaker 4: it on a Sunday.

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Speaker 5: I mean the basic gards are here. Is a card

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Speaker 5: reader got rinsed for tens of thousands of dollars? Oh yeah,

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Speaker 5: that's a good guess.

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Speaker 6: Okay, we think someone managed to get your card details

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Speaker 6: and rinse you for all your cash?

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Speaker 5: What actually happened to del?

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Speaker 11: So we after that, we ended up going to the

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Speaker 11: laundrette and I was a very interested child with how

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Speaker 11: things work. I went behind the old style washing machine.

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Speaker 11: I put my finger on the washing machine belt and

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Speaker 11: ripped the top of my finger off, and we ended

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Speaker 11: up in the hospital.

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Speaker 4: Oh it sounds a great Tuesday afternoon. Thanks the call adele.

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Speaker 4: One thing to do with the card again, which is.

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Speaker 5: None of these stories. Thing to do it the first

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Speaker 5: time was impossible for us to win. Just ended in

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Speaker 5: two people losing a digit. It's a hard game with

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Speaker 5: the hands on their foot.

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Speaker 6: I think we'll finish with the win. Let's go to Talia. Talia,

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Speaker 6: give us the first half of the story.

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Speaker 8: Oh my god.

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Speaker 17: I it was my first day Uber driving. I was

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Speaker 17: also an Uber driver, and I had just dropped off

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Speaker 17: my first passenger, and I had let my bows go.

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Speaker 10: In my car.

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Speaker 6: Sorry if I let your bows go? No, our family

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Speaker 6: friendly show. But we're talking ones.

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Speaker 17: Yeah no, no, yeah no, I went yep the whole thing.

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Speaker 6: You you wet your pants with a passenger?

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 4: No, okay, So it gets worse from there.

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Speaker 5: Okay, okay, it gets worse because.

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Speaker 4: First passenger as an Uber driver, that's as bad as

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Speaker 4: it gets.

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Speaker 5: There are there in the back seat, there in the

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Speaker 5: front seat there, I reckon.

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Speaker 6: It gets worse because you know Channel nine Icky Wilkins

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Speaker 6: gets in over after and then this spreads like wildfire

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Speaker 6: through the enter time in world.

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Speaker 5: How's it get worse? Tellia.

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Speaker 17: I stopped driving and then I like turned off my

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Speaker 17: app so I started heading home and I got pulled

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Speaker 17: over through an RBT.

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Speaker 5: Oh that's bad.

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Speaker 3: It's the rhom Woody podcast.

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Speaker 6: There's a one hundred and seventeen year old French and

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Speaker 6: none who managed to survive coronavirus. I think she is unkillable.

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Speaker 6: Let's find out who else is. Let's go to Evan. Evan,

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Speaker 6: you're unkillable.

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Speaker 11: Oh, here you go, mate, I'm yeah, I'm I'm pretty sure.

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Speaker 11: I'm going to jinx myself now.

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Speaker 10: But I've been eletrocated four times.

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Speaker 5: Holy welcome.

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Speaker 6: Only give us the best one, the best example of

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Speaker 6: the electrocution.

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Speaker 11: Ah, pretty bad one. I tripped a one hundred and

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Speaker 11: twenty ant breaker and that's the skin grass on my hand.

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Speaker 1: Goody?

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Speaker 5: Hell are you an electrician, Evan?

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Speaker 11: Now?

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Speaker 5: I do kons' econs? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean sick of these callers calling up and

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Speaker 4: correcting us for things to just not correctable.

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Speaker 5: He works in it.

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Speaker 6: Works with electricity, though, doesn't he anyway? Phenomenal he's been

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Speaker 6: actually fourteen mins.

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Speaker 5: I don't think he can die.

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Speaker 4: How many works in doing electricity for air conditioners. It's

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Speaker 4: going to happen, you know, it's it comes with the territory.

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Speaker 5: A bit. I disagree.

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Speaker 6: Let's go to look here on thirty one six y five. Luki,

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Speaker 6: do you think you're unkillable?

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Speaker 11: I do?

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Speaker 10: Make yeah, I've been quite fortunate. Funny enough, I was

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Speaker 10: talking about this today with someone in the office.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, on your looks for the context.

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Speaker 10: I told him I was indestructible.

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Speaker 12: But very good.

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Speaker 5: Might have been a bit of rooting for the phone topic.

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Speaker 10: Go on, go on, I've crashed and totaled fourteen vehicles,

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Speaker 10: five motorbikes and nine cars. Not a single scratch of me. Boys.

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Speaker 5: Wow, then you're a crab driver.

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Speaker 10: No, no, no, no, an excellent cushure and yeah, very good?

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Speaker 5: Is that your job?

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Speaker 11: Luke?

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Speaker 4: Is that?

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Speaker 5: Do you work in cars and stuff?

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Speaker 11: No?

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Speaker 10: I wish it was. I'd be a millionaires.

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Speaker 4: So you've still that didn't make any sense, but you've

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Speaker 4: still you said, so just casually, you've totaled fourteen vehicles.

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Speaker 10: I wouldn't say it was casual. I was pretty nervous

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Speaker 10: for it. But but yes, but like five motorcycles as well,

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Speaker 10: they're probably the worst ones.

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Speaker 5: Wow, that is thanks the court. Great stuff, great stuff.

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Speaker 5: I mean, he sounds like a bit of an idiot,

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Speaker 5: doesn't he. But he's but he's unkillable. So let's go

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Speaker 5: to let's go to Liz what wi the where I

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Speaker 5: was your total fourth? Actually make five more motorcycles, don't

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Speaker 5: leave them out. It's impressive. God, he's not the kind

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Speaker 5: of guy you want to get to be with. Let's

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Speaker 5: go to Liz.

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Speaker 6: We'll get in the car with Let's go to Liz.

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Speaker 6: I'm thirteen, one oh six five, Liz. Are you unkillable?

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Speaker 11: Absolutely?

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Speaker 12: I say it to everyone. Twice my heart has stopped

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Speaker 12: beating completely, once for twenty minutes, once for twelve.

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Speaker 5: Is unkillable?

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Speaker 17: Is?

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Speaker 12: You can't kill me? You can't kill They keep sending

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Speaker 12: me back.

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Speaker 5: Where they don't want you.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, I want me up there, O Liz.

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Speaker 6: Quick question because I'm intrigued by this heart stopping for

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Speaker 6: twenty minutes.

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Speaker 5: Thing like, yeah, what did you see? What did you hear?

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Speaker 5: What was the experience line?

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Speaker 12: It was pretty. It was actually really beautiful. I know

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Speaker 12: that sounds weird, but it was really beautiful. I could

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Speaker 12: I could hear everything that was going on. It was

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Speaker 12: all really dramatic, but I didn't realize that they were

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Speaker 12: talking about me for quite a bit. And then and

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Speaker 12: then I realized they were talking about me, And I

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Speaker 12: just remember thinking, because while it was all happening, I'm

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Speaker 12: kind of going, oh, wonder why I'm not sad? You know,

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Speaker 12: something bad's going on, and I'm not sad, And then

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Speaker 12: I suddenly went hang on the second they're talking about me,

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Speaker 12: and then bang back to the land and living what.

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Speaker 8: The guild Yay?

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Speaker 5: Would you be willing to test it out?

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Speaker 12: Liz, No, I don't think so. Twice is enough for me?

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Speaker 12: Things next time I'm going to Hill.

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Speaker 5: Oh you naughty Nordy woman. She's going to hell. She's

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Speaker 5: going to Hill and done some bad things. What's not

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Speaker 5: gonna do it? But you're a naughty, naughty woman.

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