WEBVTT - Ep 122: How do we make the pasta fasta 0:00:00.670 --> 0:00:04.880 Here in the vast plains of Adelaide, South Australia, two 0:00:04.930 --> 0:00:10.200 young males engage in an ancient ritual known as a podcast. 0:00:10.360 --> 0:00:15.540 Its purpose, to attract mates. And by mates, we mean listeners. 0:00:15.700 --> 0:00:18.550 They're both married. So please don't slide into their DMs. 0:00:18.770 --> 0:00:21.230 Their names are Ben and Liam. 0:00:21.570 --> 0:00:23.329 G'day there, podcaster. 0:00:23.489 --> 0:00:30.290 Podcaster. Fun show today. It's been French. A lot of 0:00:30.310 --> 0:00:32.290 riots happening there at the minute. The French love a 0:00:32.430 --> 0:00:34.490 freaking riot, don't they? It's kind of their whole thing. 0:00:34.520 --> 0:00:36.440 That is their thing. That is their shtick. 0:00:36.520 --> 0:00:37.220 That's their bit. 0:00:37.240 --> 0:00:39.160 If they don't riot, something's wrong. 0:00:40.440 --> 0:00:43.700 It's always funny when they riot. I get what they're rioting. 0:00:43.720 --> 0:00:45.740 It's the government students and that sort of stuff at 0:00:45.760 --> 0:00:46.000 the minute. 0:00:46.060 --> 0:00:48.340 It sounds like you don't get it. 0:00:48.340 --> 0:00:50.140 No, I don't really get it. 0:00:50.220 --> 0:00:52.089 I get it. Government students, whatever. 0:00:52.340 --> 0:00:54.330 Can you give me a sentence of why they're rioting? 0:00:54.410 --> 0:00:57.730 No, to my understanding, it's more of a cost of 0:00:57.750 --> 0:01:00.380 a living thing. They're just saying that Everything's too expensive. 0:01:01.300 --> 0:01:02.540 It's not the way it should be. There's also a 0:01:02.540 --> 0:01:04.170 bit of surveillance stuff as well, because they've been bagging 0:01:04.190 --> 0:01:07.030 up all the cameras. They're like, stop looking at us. 0:01:08.250 --> 0:01:09.910 They got the same thing here. They did the test 0:01:09.970 --> 0:01:13.330 in Rundle Mall, where they had the mega camera, and 0:01:13.370 --> 0:01:16.080 it filmed 3,000 people in an hour. 0:01:16.100 --> 0:01:17.780 It spots all their faces. 0:01:17.800 --> 0:01:20.330 Because it fully IDs you. It records you, IDs you. 0:01:22.440 --> 0:01:24.060 And then it makes a profile on you because then 0:01:24.080 --> 0:01:25.480 it pulls your information from online. 0:01:25.520 --> 0:01:26.400 It's like a camera. 0:01:26.420 --> 0:01:28.820 It's basically like Jason Bourne. 0:01:30.180 --> 0:01:30.540 Enhanced. 0:01:31.319 --> 0:01:31.520 Yeah. 0:01:32.420 --> 0:01:40.140 We've got three foreign nationals. Anyway, getting a little sloppy 0:01:40.180 --> 0:01:40.679 at the front here. 0:01:40.700 --> 0:01:41.520 Jump into the podcast. 0:01:41.560 --> 0:01:44.600 Let's jump into the pod. You enjoy. Fun bit. Hey, 0:01:44.720 --> 0:01:46.140 see if you can pick the bit that Bell wanted 0:01:46.170 --> 0:01:47.440 to take out of the show, which ended up being 0:01:47.480 --> 0:01:48.650 the best bit of the show. See if you can 0:01:48.670 --> 0:01:50.990 pick it. And we'll play a little game at the end. 0:01:51.910 --> 0:01:54.850 and see if you got it right. God, I couldn't 0:01:54.870 --> 0:01:58.230 believe the gore on this woman at the shops last night, Ben. 0:01:59.690 --> 0:02:01.890 I was behind her in the line at the checkout. 0:02:03.160 --> 0:02:07.640 She was getting her items scanned. The little bit of 0:02:07.680 --> 0:02:10.400 wood was basically at the end. There was just like, 0:02:10.419 --> 0:02:11.900 I don't know, a bit of lettuce and some chips 0:02:12.300 --> 0:02:15.280 on her side. So it was basically everything had been scanned. 0:02:17.350 --> 0:02:22.169 And she said to the cashier, I've forgotten the milk. 0:02:23.590 --> 0:02:25.500 Which is, you know, whatever, people forget things. 0:02:25.750 --> 0:02:29.980 Also, usually the milk in most grocery stores is on 0:02:30.000 --> 0:02:31.440 the far side from the aisles. 0:02:31.980 --> 0:02:32.179 Yeah. 0:02:32.700 --> 0:02:35.359 She said, I've forgotten the milk. What she didn't say 0:02:35.600 --> 0:02:38.900 is sorry to the cashier or to me or the 0:02:38.919 --> 0:02:41.079 other two people behind me in the line. Yeah, it's horrible. 0:02:41.860 --> 0:02:44.660 Walked off real leisurely. 0:02:45.780 --> 0:02:46.880 Real leisurely. 0:02:47.340 --> 0:02:50.550 Didn't hit us with the courtesy jog. You know what 0:02:50.590 --> 0:02:52.730 I mean? Even if you're just like slightly lifting the 0:02:52.770 --> 0:02:53.829 heels a little higher. 0:02:53.850 --> 0:02:55.470 Bare minimum, do a brisk walk. 0:02:55.510 --> 0:02:57.329 You know when you're sort of like crossing the road 0:02:57.450 --> 0:02:59.280 and someone's sort of waiting for you and you just 0:02:59.310 --> 0:03:01.680 pretend to go a little faster. And if you're not physically, 0:03:01.700 --> 0:03:04.380 you're just sort of doing it out of courtesy. And 0:03:04.400 --> 0:03:07.260 let me tell you, I don't know where she went. 0:03:07.940 --> 0:03:11.019 She probably could have bred and raised a Holstein Frisian, 0:03:11.100 --> 0:03:14.590 inseminated it, got the milk herself and come back quicker 0:03:14.650 --> 0:03:16.010 than she took. 0:03:16.550 --> 0:03:17.190 Nice cow breed. 0:03:18.250 --> 0:03:21.030 Yeah, I thought I'd. Impress you as a former dairy farmer. 0:03:22.770 --> 0:03:28.150 Came back real leisurely. Didn't say anything to us. Plopped 0:03:28.190 --> 0:03:30.690 the milk down. And I was thinking to myself, jeez, 0:03:31.330 --> 0:03:32.889 if I stood up for myself a bit more, I 0:03:32.930 --> 0:03:34.530 would say something. But I didn't, obviously. 0:03:34.730 --> 0:03:37.309 Who do you think you are? 0:03:37.370 --> 0:03:39.150 Who do you think you are? 0:03:39.170 --> 0:03:41.690 The whole world revolves around you. 0:03:41.710 --> 0:03:44.369 You have no shame? It's almost like you should have just. 0:03:45.120 --> 0:03:46.750 Let it run through and then gone back in and 0:03:46.790 --> 0:03:47.210 got the milk. 0:03:47.330 --> 0:03:47.910 Absolutely. 0:03:47.970 --> 0:03:49.450 They can just get your receipt and just like, why 0:03:49.570 --> 0:03:50.950 are we all waiting for you and your milk? 0:03:50.970 --> 0:03:52.950 I would feel so much shame if I forgot the 0:03:52.990 --> 0:03:55.530 milk that I would proceed with the purchase and go 0:03:55.610 --> 0:03:56.170 back and get it. 0:03:56.490 --> 0:03:59.630 I would have dry wheat bix the next morning before 0:03:59.690 --> 0:04:01.690 I did that to someone. Do you know what I mean? 0:04:01.710 --> 0:04:03.790 I'd go, well, just black coffee this week, I suppose. 0:04:03.910 --> 0:04:06.490 I've been in positions sometimes where we've loaded up the 0:04:06.530 --> 0:04:09.070 conveyor belt and I've been with my wife, Sam, and 0:04:09.090 --> 0:04:11.110 she said, oh, we forgot the butter. And you'd be like, 0:04:11.410 --> 0:04:13.200 go now, Sam. Go quickly. 0:04:13.320 --> 0:04:13.640 Run. 0:04:13.660 --> 0:04:15.840 Do you know what the other thing is? When you're 0:04:15.880 --> 0:04:19.080 a kid and you haven't had any responsibility yet and 0:04:19.100 --> 0:04:20.800 you don't even really know how to talk to other 0:04:20.839 --> 0:04:23.300 people that aren't your parents or your friends or whatever, 0:04:23.820 --> 0:04:27.099 and they're scanning, and they're scanning at a normal pace, 0:04:27.680 --> 0:04:30.320 and then your mum goes, oh, the eggs. And for 0:04:30.339 --> 0:04:32.500 some reason, they start scanning a lot quicker. They start 0:04:32.520 --> 0:04:35.260 scanning a lot quicker, and everything, and your heart's beating, 0:04:35.380 --> 0:04:37.400 and you're sweating, and there's the line of people there. 0:04:37.920 --> 0:04:42.440 And you're thinking, come back, Mum! You're thinking, if you 0:04:42.490 --> 0:04:45.370 have to wait and they're all staring at you, you 0:04:45.410 --> 0:04:46.310 don't have any money. 0:04:46.350 --> 0:04:47.430 You don't know what you're going to do. 0:04:47.589 --> 0:04:48.570 Are you going to get arrested? 0:04:48.730 --> 0:04:50.470 The other side of it is if your mum says 0:04:50.490 --> 0:04:52.370 to you, go get the eggs, and you go, I. 0:04:52.390 --> 0:04:54.790 Don't know where that is, Mum. The pressure is on. 0:04:55.190 --> 0:04:56.540 Which ones do we get? 0:04:58.180 --> 0:05:00.859 The caged ones. 0:05:01.140 --> 0:05:04.060 That's better, right? Real caged. 0:05:08.029 --> 0:05:11.270 We all know we're living in the age of AI, 0:05:12.650 --> 0:05:16.640 which is a bit more hard to spot because it's 0:05:16.700 --> 0:05:19.260 kind of everywhere, but it's harder to see. But I 0:05:19.339 --> 0:05:21.919 think what's going to really rattle everyone's cages is when 0:05:21.960 --> 0:05:26.140 the robots start doing all the jobs and you start 0:05:26.160 --> 0:05:30.000 to actually see them. You see them a lot on 0:05:30.350 --> 0:05:32.750 videos online these days. You see a lot of people... 0:05:32.980 --> 0:05:34.320 And it's kind of at the stage now where they're 0:05:34.339 --> 0:05:36.140 good enough that people are using them to do things, 0:05:36.160 --> 0:05:38.230 but they're doing silly things where they're fighting them or 0:05:38.760 --> 0:05:39.650 they're racing them. 0:05:39.670 --> 0:05:41.630 I like where there'll be one up on a stage 0:05:41.710 --> 0:05:44.150 dancing to Michael Jackson and then it'll fall over a 0:05:44.210 --> 0:05:46.650 step and fritz out and everyone's like, dumb robot. 0:05:46.790 --> 0:05:50.690 Also, I believe that a lot of these videos are 0:05:50.710 --> 0:05:52.849 conditioning us to be like, oh yeah, robots, that's kind 0:05:52.890 --> 0:05:55.160 of normal. But it's so wild that we're at the 0:05:55.180 --> 0:05:57.920 stage now where there's these robots that look like humans. 0:05:58.839 --> 0:05:59.360 And it's just here. 0:05:59.380 --> 0:06:01.239 Well, that's the thing. It's sort of at the minute, 0:06:01.279 --> 0:06:03.020 I suppose, because it's a bit of a novelty. Like, 0:06:03.040 --> 0:06:04.839 you might go to an Asian restaurant and there'll be 0:06:04.860 --> 0:06:09.470 a little robot that will take your plate and you're like, awesome! But, 0:06:09.529 --> 0:06:11.130 of course, like one day when they're like. 0:06:11.270 --> 0:06:11.910 Doing your job. 0:06:11.930 --> 0:06:16.350 They're the police or something. It won't be so awesome. Yeah, okay, 0:06:16.410 --> 0:06:17.110 now it's a bit scary. 0:06:17.130 --> 0:06:18.630 Yeah, the novelty won't be the same when you open 0:06:18.650 --> 0:06:20.349 the door when you've called the police and it's a robot. 0:06:20.430 --> 0:06:22.950 Yeah, but what I will say is that at this stage... 0:06:24.230 --> 0:06:26.570 I do like seeing robots here. It kind of excites 0:06:26.589 --> 0:06:28.570 me when I see one. But I don't want them 0:06:28.589 --> 0:06:32.110 to take over. But if there's one at a restaurant, 0:06:32.190 --> 0:06:34.570 I'm like, cool. I'll tell my friends about it. 0:06:34.790 --> 0:06:36.530 I saw... And this is the thing. This is the 0:06:36.589 --> 0:06:40.150 reason I bring up robots this morning is because, honestly, 0:06:40.170 --> 0:06:44.330 we're at the precipice now where it's not even overseas people... 0:06:44.550 --> 0:06:47.610 are doing silly videos with robots. They're here in Australia 0:06:47.910 --> 0:06:50.989 and they're doing jobs already. I saw someone I know 0:06:51.350 --> 0:06:54.070 on Instagram post a story. They were at Target. 0:06:54.089 --> 0:06:54.489 Yeah. 0:06:55.010 --> 0:06:58.930 And there was a robot going up and it wasn't walking. 0:06:58.950 --> 0:07:00.570 It didn't have legs but had wheels. But it was 0:07:00.600 --> 0:07:03.680 a robot going up and down the aisles and it 0:07:03.710 --> 0:07:05.960 had a sign on it and it said, hi, meet, 0:07:06.040 --> 0:07:09.820 you know, blah, blah. Basically said, give it some space. 0:07:10.340 --> 0:07:13.670 It's doing stock take. So it was going up and 0:07:13.750 --> 0:07:16.690 down the aisles doing stock tag, which is usually a 0:07:16.710 --> 0:07:17.350 human's job. 0:07:17.590 --> 0:07:17.910 Yeah. 0:07:18.230 --> 0:07:20.690 And it was actually in the workforce. And that was 0:07:20.750 --> 0:07:22.140 in a target in Adelaide. 0:07:23.140 --> 0:07:23.480 Yeah. 0:07:23.500 --> 0:07:25.440 See, that's a worry. That is a worry. 0:07:25.660 --> 0:07:30.480 I saw another robot. This one had a face. Digital face, 0:07:30.500 --> 0:07:31.340 but it had a face nonetheless. 0:07:31.380 --> 0:07:31.920 It could smile. 0:07:32.140 --> 0:07:33.660 It had emotions. It could be, I think, a good 0:07:33.900 --> 0:07:38.970 frown if I wanted to. At the alpaca tour place 0:07:40.170 --> 0:07:40.770 down south. 0:07:41.050 --> 0:07:41.190 Mm-hmm. 0:07:41.590 --> 0:07:42.530 If you love alpacas, you go there. 0:07:42.550 --> 0:07:44.170 I would have thought they would have had a robot. 0:07:44.250 --> 0:07:48.050 They've got a lovely restaurant, and the food gets brought 0:07:48.190 --> 0:07:51.030 out on one of those sushi train robots. 0:07:51.390 --> 0:07:53.070 So that's kind of fun. I like those ones. Yeah. 0:07:53.590 --> 0:07:59.720 There's also, I went to Tokyo last year, and you 0:07:59.760 --> 0:08:01.960 know how sometimes you're looking for someone to help you 0:08:02.240 --> 0:08:04.520 in that first bit with the baggage? Mm-hmm. They have 0:08:04.560 --> 0:08:06.510 robots there. They brought them in. I looked into it. 0:08:06.520 --> 0:08:10.640 They brought them in around the Tokyo Olympics. So that's 0:08:10.680 --> 0:08:12.740 more like a fridge with the TV on it. Yep. 0:08:12.940 --> 0:08:16.060 And it's like, you select what language and it will... 0:08:16.640 --> 0:08:18.100 And then they also, in the train stations, they have 0:08:18.300 --> 0:08:21.660 these robots that stand there and you can ask it 0:08:21.680 --> 0:08:23.640 where to go and it will tell you a new 0:08:23.680 --> 0:08:24.780 language and point and stuff. 0:08:24.940 --> 0:08:25.240 Wow. 0:08:25.580 --> 0:08:27.940 It's like a robot sitting at a desk. 0:08:28.740 --> 0:08:29.780 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:08:29.820 --> 0:08:33.209 And it's wearing a hat. And you just click English 0:08:33.260 --> 0:08:35.110 and you say, I want to get here. And its 0:08:35.790 --> 0:08:37.330 eyes will light up and it will point. 0:08:37.470 --> 0:08:38.990 Let's do Spot the Bot. 0:08:39.330 --> 0:08:39.530 So. 0:08:39.980 --> 0:08:41.219 I don't think a lot of people are talking about 0:08:41.260 --> 0:08:44.230 the robots and how they're already here. If you have 0:08:44.400 --> 0:08:45.390 spotted a bot. 0:08:45.410 --> 0:08:46.290 Did you spot a bot? 0:08:46.309 --> 0:08:47.109 Did you spot a bot? 0:08:47.130 --> 0:08:50.650 Maybe, I think it's, like, I think me saying, oh, yeah, 0:08:50.670 --> 0:08:52.890 in Tokyo, I'm like, yeah, I think everyone knows. Like, Japan, they're, like, 0:08:52.929 --> 0:08:54.770 pretty ahead of the curve. Like, they've had, like, crazy 0:08:54.809 --> 0:08:56.630 robots and things and, you know, like, the toilets that 0:08:57.270 --> 0:08:59.110 spray your bum and stuff for ages. But, like, I 0:08:59.130 --> 0:09:00.100 think it's, when you spot a bot. 0:09:00.110 --> 0:09:01.310 Well, it's more up to you how long it sprays 0:09:01.370 --> 0:09:01.530 it for. 0:09:02.220 --> 0:09:05.929 Yeah, well, I'm not saying I'm against them. Big old 0:09:06.010 --> 0:09:07.949 fan of the... Actually, look, I looked at the... I 0:09:08.030 --> 0:09:11.810 didn't say stop. But please, you have been cleaned. 0:09:11.830 --> 0:09:13.270 Keep going. 0:09:19.790 --> 0:09:21.510 You were clean two minutes ago, sir. 0:09:21.530 --> 0:09:28.459 Turn the pressure up by six. Anyway, yeah, but if 0:09:28.500 --> 0:09:33.400 you've spot a bot in... Seeing one in Target in Adelaide, 0:09:33.420 --> 0:09:38.770 that's mind-blowing, to be honest. 131065, where did you spot 0:09:38.850 --> 0:09:41.950 the bot? Will in Mansfield Park, where did you spot 0:09:41.990 --> 0:09:42.310 the bot? 0:09:43.140 --> 0:09:46.450 Morning, Ben and Liam. So, unfortunately, I haven't seen one 0:09:46.490 --> 0:09:50.820 in Adelaide or Australia at this stage. But Sizzler in 0:09:50.820 --> 0:09:54.359 Thailand serves you with a bot. Oh, right. 0:09:54.360 --> 0:09:56.130 And that's the thing. 0:09:56.130 --> 0:10:00.040 I think we, no one is against restaurant bots. I 0:10:00.059 --> 0:10:02.660 think it's fun getting a bit of sizzling beef from 0:10:02.700 --> 0:10:07.360 a robot. It's more when they're, yeah, doing, like driving 0:10:07.400 --> 0:10:08.319 a bus and stuff. 0:10:08.340 --> 0:10:10.439 But the problem is, I mean, they're self-driving these days, 0:10:10.460 --> 0:10:12.080 so they kind of are existing, I suppose. 0:10:12.100 --> 0:10:12.240 Yeah. 0:10:12.820 --> 0:10:14.760 But I guess when you go to, say, a sushi 0:10:14.800 --> 0:10:17.460 train and it serves you on a robot, that's like 0:10:17.480 --> 0:10:19.819 a novelty and it's fun. But when it's every single 0:10:19.860 --> 0:10:21.300 restaurant you go to, that's when it'll be like, okay, 0:10:21.400 --> 0:10:21.740 I want. 0:10:21.640 --> 0:10:22.380 A human to serve me. 0:10:22.400 --> 0:10:24.699 That'll be a bit scary. And Will, was it a 0:10:24.750 --> 0:10:27.630 sushi train style robot where it comes out, it looks 0:10:27.670 --> 0:10:28.650 like a trash can on wheels? 0:10:30.120 --> 0:10:32.850 Pretty much, but this one looks at you with its, like, 0:10:32.900 --> 0:10:35.170 it's got a mobile head, so it turns around, looks 0:10:35.190 --> 0:10:38.330 at you, talks to you, greets you individually at the table, 0:10:38.350 --> 0:10:39.929 so it doesn't just come up and stare at the table. 0:10:39.990 --> 0:10:43.950 But what I found was it plays, like, really relaxing music. 0:10:43.990 --> 0:10:46.740 It just feels quite pleasant to, you know, just be 0:10:46.770 --> 0:10:50.160 served in that tone. I found it quite enjoyable. 0:10:50.179 --> 0:10:51.760 And that's the thing. I wonder if there'll be this 0:10:51.800 --> 0:10:54.140 big revolution where we, like, fight against the robots or, 0:10:54.160 --> 0:10:56.260 you know, it'll be like, oh, you know, they play 0:10:56.300 --> 0:10:57.939 the music and stuff and they're kind of soothing and 0:10:58.040 --> 0:10:58.990 I don't mind the bots. 0:10:59.000 --> 0:10:59.179 Yeah. 0:10:59.350 --> 0:11:01.840 Well, I guess it depends. If the bot took your job, 0:11:02.760 --> 0:11:05.040 you'd hate the bot. If you still had a job, 0:11:05.059 --> 0:11:05.980 you'd love the bot, I feel. 0:11:06.540 --> 0:11:13.040 Yeah. Ryan in Golden Grove, you have spotted a bot. Yeah, 0:11:13.080 --> 0:11:16.250 there's a house near me that has like a lawn 0:11:16.270 --> 0:11:20.390 mowing robot, like an outdoor room. Oh, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, 0:11:21.070 --> 0:11:23.429 we haven't used it in a while. We've got a 0:11:23.490 --> 0:11:25.430 room that's like home that does the vacuuming. But I 0:11:25.490 --> 0:11:29.860 have seen those. They have the lawn mowing ones. That's 0:11:29.910 --> 0:11:32.040 kind of interesting. I mean, does it have a big... 0:11:32.100 --> 0:11:34.000 Where do the clippings go? Does it have a big 0:11:34.040 --> 0:11:37.000 bag on it? From what I saw, it was just 0:11:37.020 --> 0:11:37.819 like a little Roomba. 0:11:38.000 --> 0:11:41.219 It was weird. I reckon that's the kind of thing 0:11:41.260 --> 0:11:43.800 that would make Jim from Jim's Mowing White Knuckle. 0:11:44.510 --> 0:11:45.250 Jim wouldn't like it. 0:11:45.250 --> 0:11:48.929 Seeing a self-lawn mowing robot. 0:11:48.950 --> 0:11:51.570 Unless he capitalises on it and has a full. 0:11:52.530 --> 0:11:52.870 Fleet. 0:11:53.210 --> 0:11:55.130 Fleet of mower bots. 0:11:55.330 --> 0:11:55.610 Yeah. 0:11:56.350 --> 0:11:56.630 Yeah. 0:11:56.960 --> 0:12:01.130 I mean, watch this space. Carol in Mount Pleasant, a 0:12:01.210 --> 0:12:04.230 Platinum member in the Ben and Liam loyalty program. Where 0:12:04.250 --> 0:12:05.030 did you spot a bot? 0:12:05.730 --> 0:12:08.290 Well, hi, guys. I spotted one, and it was a 0:12:08.500 --> 0:12:10.920 couple of years ago, but it was in Adelaide, faster 0:12:11.320 --> 0:12:12.300 past the South Terrace. 0:12:12.320 --> 0:12:14.760 Faster past the South Terrace. 0:12:15.000 --> 0:12:17.800 I have been to faster past the South Terrace. In 0:12:17.860 --> 0:12:20.150 recent years, I remember with Ben, I had a Milanese 0:12:20.190 --> 0:12:22.430 and a couple of Crown Lagers. I had a schnitzel. 0:12:22.530 --> 0:12:25.010 I don't remember seeing a robot there. 0:12:25.790 --> 0:12:28.210 Because I'd never seen a robot serving food. 0:12:28.309 --> 0:12:30.969 It wasn't just a stiff worker with zero personality? 0:12:30.990 --> 0:12:31.110 No. 0:12:31.150 --> 0:12:32.770 No, it was a bot. 0:12:32.929 --> 0:12:34.790 And I was like, oh, my God. And it was 0:12:34.809 --> 0:12:38.150 just zooming around and, like, with a smiley face on 0:12:38.190 --> 0:12:39.270 the screen. 0:12:39.370 --> 0:12:41.150 Yeah, that's great. I don't know what time they open, 0:12:41.170 --> 0:12:42.680 but I'd love to, like, call them and ask them 0:12:42.720 --> 0:12:44.140 if they've got the bots. It would be cool if 0:12:44.160 --> 0:12:46.140 we could bring the Faster Pasta bot here to do 0:12:46.160 --> 0:12:46.650 a shift with us. 0:12:46.860 --> 0:12:49.420 I wonder if they were sitting there at Faster Pasta 0:12:49.460 --> 0:12:51.819 headquarters and they're sitting there in a boardroom and there's 0:12:51.840 --> 0:12:54.120 all these powerful execs sitting in suits and they say, 0:12:54.700 --> 0:12:58.439 How can we serve the pasta even faster? 0:12:59.620 --> 0:13:03.300 We bring up this. You can see the pasta got 0:13:03.340 --> 0:13:07.740 faster and faster and faster. And then somewhere around 2010, 0:13:07.740 --> 0:13:12.620 it flatlined. People got used to the speed. 0:13:11.610 --> 0:13:12.830 At which we could serve. 0:13:12.870 --> 0:13:19.410 A pasta coming, albeit faster, not fast enough. We need 0:13:19.550 --> 0:13:22.809 to get rid of our workforce and have robots. 0:13:23.670 --> 0:13:26.219 Because you think about it, faster pasta made a rod 0:13:26.240 --> 0:13:29.170 for their back because it was called fast pasta. It's like, oh, 0:13:29.179 --> 0:13:30.340 it's pasta and you get it fast. No, but this 0:13:30.360 --> 0:13:33.520 is faster pasta. Faster pasta, which implies it's constantly getting quicker. 0:13:33.540 --> 0:13:37.020 When is it enough? At some point, you will order 0:13:37.140 --> 0:13:40.740 and a robot will shoot a tube of Milanese down 0:13:40.760 --> 0:13:45.940 your throat so fast that you can barely keep it down. 0:13:47.350 --> 0:13:51.670 Could I please have... And I'll have the carbon... The 0:13:51.710 --> 0:13:55.050 robot just... And, you know, we might still be a 0:13:55.070 --> 0:13:57.260 few years off, but that is definitely where we're headed. 0:13:57.280 --> 0:13:58.559 Does that sound good to you, Carol? 0:13:59.179 --> 0:14:00.860 Sounds like a plan. 0:14:04.620 --> 0:14:07.420 Pretty good day today. In fact, I'm raw-dogging the day. 0:14:07.620 --> 0:14:09.059 Haven't even had an antihistamine. 0:14:09.080 --> 0:14:10.760 Do you have an antihistamine every morning? 0:14:11.480 --> 0:14:13.760 My wife tells me I should, but I don't. I 0:14:13.780 --> 0:14:14.209 just forget. 0:14:15.210 --> 0:14:16.670 And then do you notice it when you don't have one? 0:14:17.240 --> 0:14:18.580 As someone who doesn't have hay fever, I don't know. 0:14:18.600 --> 0:14:20.160 Sort of just always have it at this time of 0:14:20.180 --> 0:14:20.400 the year. 0:14:20.420 --> 0:14:21.060 Just always. 0:14:21.120 --> 0:14:21.480 Really? 0:14:21.580 --> 0:14:21.820 Yeah. 0:14:21.840 --> 0:14:24.320 What is hay? I mean, for me, because my sister 0:14:24.360 --> 0:14:25.820 used to get it. I remember, oh, Benk has always 0:14:25.840 --> 0:14:26.320 got hay fever. 0:14:26.500 --> 0:14:26.700 Yeah. 0:14:26.760 --> 0:14:28.970 You just get a runny nose? Is it blocked? 0:14:29.090 --> 0:14:34.750 Blocked, runny nose, itchy red eyes. Your eyes feel very dry. 0:14:35.510 --> 0:14:38.170 That is your main hay fever symptoms. You might also 0:14:38.230 --> 0:14:40.510 get a little raspy on the chest. You might feel 0:14:40.530 --> 0:14:43.960 a bit short on breath, a little tight in the chest. 0:14:44.100 --> 0:14:44.680 Yeah, right. Yeah. 0:14:45.560 --> 0:14:45.920 Yeah. 0:14:46.410 --> 0:14:49.570 You know, spare a thought for us hay fever sufferers. 0:14:49.590 --> 0:14:53.160 How many people, like, you know, if you had 10 0:14:53.160 --> 0:14:54.720 people in a room, how many would have hay fever, 0:14:54.800 --> 0:14:56.000 you reckon, too? I don't know. 0:14:56.060 --> 0:14:57.360 I don't think it's like a thing. You don't put 0:14:57.380 --> 0:15:00.380 it on forms. Like, yes, I'm a sufferer of hay fever. 0:15:00.420 --> 0:15:01.540 You know what I mean? You don't need to. It's 0:15:01.570 --> 0:15:04.070 just sort of like a, you either get it or 0:15:04.090 --> 0:15:05.230 you don't, I suppose. 0:15:05.370 --> 0:15:07.109 Producer Bell, what did you just say? 0:15:08.910 --> 0:15:11.610 Look, I have a strong belief that being allergic to 0:15:11.730 --> 0:15:14.030 literally flowers is like the weakest thing that. 0:15:13.990 --> 0:15:14.890 You can do. 0:15:15.190 --> 0:15:17.420 And also natural selection, brother. 0:15:17.440 --> 0:15:20.240 People die from it. And that's a pretty serious thing 0:15:20.260 --> 0:15:20.880 to be joking about. 0:15:21.240 --> 0:15:23.240 I don't think people die from hay fever. 0:15:23.670 --> 0:15:26.500 People have asthma attacks and things like that. 0:15:26.530 --> 0:15:27.880 That's different. That's different. 0:15:28.040 --> 0:15:28.680 No, no, Belle. 0:15:28.980 --> 0:15:30.820 You spare a thought. Spare a thought for us again. 0:15:30.840 --> 0:15:34.100 People used to fight in like literal wars and you're 0:15:34.120 --> 0:15:36.020 walking around sneezing because of flowers. 0:15:36.120 --> 0:15:37.180 It's just hilarious. 0:15:37.300 --> 0:15:39.580 It's also a little bit behind the scenes for you. But, 0:15:39.680 --> 0:15:41.560 you know, obviously Liam and I, we talk on air 0:15:41.940 --> 0:15:44.550 and then there's like a little computer screen and the 0:15:44.590 --> 0:15:47.930 producers can type through messages to us. Oh, come on. 0:15:48.190 --> 0:15:51.489 Producer Belle said that being allergic to flowers is the 0:15:51.530 --> 0:15:54.320 weakest thing you can be. Producer Steph, we can't say 0:15:54.380 --> 0:15:56.680 what you wrote. That's extremely inappropriate. 0:15:56.900 --> 0:16:00.470 No, but I resonate. I'm just saying that it's lame. 0:16:02.070 --> 0:16:06.930 A trial by fire, and it's not even eight past 0:16:06.990 --> 0:16:07.510 six yet. 0:16:08.390 --> 0:16:10.729 Ben and Liam doing it all thanks to Yui this morning, 0:16:10.990 --> 0:16:12.970 and we're also doing the 610 quiz. 0:16:13.550 --> 0:16:16.300 Well, hello, Tracy. How's your morning going? 0:16:16.900 --> 0:16:17.979 Good morning. 0:16:18.200 --> 0:16:18.560 Welcome. 0:16:19.160 --> 0:16:21.520 I liked the cadence in your voice. It's sort of 0:16:21.540 --> 0:16:24.680 like a mum. Sort of stands out from the rest 0:16:24.730 --> 0:16:25.230 of the callers. 0:16:25.380 --> 0:16:27.630 Well, Tracy, it's about to get a whole lot worse 0:16:27.710 --> 0:16:29.910 because I've just had a quick read of the questions. 0:16:30.470 --> 0:16:32.590 And the first question in the 610 quiz this morning, 0:16:32.610 --> 0:16:34.010 probably the hardest question I've ever written. 0:16:34.030 --> 0:16:34.470 Steph. 0:16:34.630 --> 0:16:38.210 Yeah, new producer Steph. She's really turned up the freaking heat. 0:16:38.230 --> 0:16:40.490 So welcome to the hot chair. 0:16:40.530 --> 0:16:44.150 We just need to recalibrate the difficulty of the questions. 0:16:44.170 --> 0:16:45.830 All right. So, Trace, my bet is you're going to 0:16:45.870 --> 0:16:48.229 get one half of this question super duper easy. 0:16:48.250 --> 0:16:48.350 Yep. 0:16:48.810 --> 0:16:50.730 The second half is going to melt your brain. Let's 0:16:50.770 --> 0:16:54.310 see how you go. After 20 years, Adelaide is losing 0:16:54.350 --> 0:16:58.770 its leading Asian arts event, AusAsia. Can you name two 0:16:59.050 --> 0:17:02.390 countries in Asia starting with T? 0:17:02.410 --> 0:17:04.270 Thailand. 0:17:04.369 --> 0:17:06.230 Yep, so we knew you'd get Thailand. 0:17:06.290 --> 0:17:07.190 Everyone gets Thailand. 0:17:07.650 --> 0:17:08.030 God. 0:17:12.250 --> 0:17:13.450 This is how we thought it would go. 0:17:13.450 --> 0:17:15.110 Can't you give me another clue? 0:17:15.760 --> 0:17:18.000 I mean, there's another country that sort of starts with 0:17:18.020 --> 0:17:19.020 Thai as well. 0:17:19.280 --> 0:17:22.179 One of them's also a famous, not famous, but it's 0:17:22.200 --> 0:17:25.540 a food you could eat around Thanksgiving. It's also like 0:17:25.640 --> 0:17:30.180 in Europe and Asia, technically. What would you eat at Thanksgiving? 0:17:32.119 --> 0:17:35.939 What do the Americans eat? What do the Americans eat 0:17:36.000 --> 0:17:36.540 at Thanksgiving? 0:17:36.560 --> 0:17:38.260 It's a big bird. 0:17:38.280 --> 0:17:39.920 Go on, say a thing. Say a thing. 0:17:39.940 --> 0:17:40.620 You know the big bird? 0:17:40.640 --> 0:17:41.010 We challenge you. 0:17:41.030 --> 0:17:41.930 It's like bigger than a chicken. 0:17:42.580 --> 0:17:45.800 Turkey. 0:17:45.820 --> 0:17:48.480 You got that all by yourself. Well done, Trace. We 0:17:48.560 --> 0:17:50.739 also would have taken Taiwan, which is the one that 0:17:50.760 --> 0:17:54.860 sounds like Thailand a little bit, and Turkmenistan. Don't forget 0:17:54.880 --> 0:17:59.350 about Tajikistan. Hey, the ferry to Kangaroo Island is offline 0:17:59.390 --> 0:18:02.310 for three days as operator Sea Link prepares to introduce 0:18:02.369 --> 0:18:05.690 the first of two long-awaited new vessels. What is a 0:18:05.770 --> 0:18:07.149 baby kangaroo called? 0:18:08.070 --> 0:18:08.490 Joey. 0:18:08.990 --> 0:18:09.450 Yes. 0:18:09.470 --> 0:18:12.870 A little bit easier, that one. Swarms of bogong moths 0:18:13.730 --> 0:18:17.260 migrating across Australia's eastern states are tricking bomb radars into 0:18:17.280 --> 0:18:23.659 thinking it's all rain. What does bomb stand for? We 0:18:23.680 --> 0:18:25.500 can't give you any more clues. We gave you the 0:18:25.540 --> 0:18:26.240 turkey stuff. 0:18:27.550 --> 0:18:28.070 Bomb. 0:18:28.170 --> 0:18:29.070 It's the weather thing. 0:18:29.530 --> 0:18:29.970 Yeah, I know. 0:18:31.210 --> 0:18:33.290 Yeah, the what? 0:18:34.010 --> 0:18:34.550 Metrile. 0:18:34.670 --> 0:18:35.490 I know the metrile. 0:18:36.720 --> 0:18:39.820 Sorry. I'm not sure. I'm not sure how I can 0:18:39.859 --> 0:18:43.659 twist this to save you, Tracy. No. I'm sorry, but 0:18:43.720 --> 0:18:44.919 please do call again. 0:18:44.980 --> 0:18:46.100 No worries. 0:18:46.119 --> 0:18:46.680 Thanks, guys. 0:18:46.720 --> 0:18:49.800 No worries. Thanks for playing. Laura, do you know what 0:18:49.820 --> 0:18:50.580 BOM stands for? 0:18:53.720 --> 0:18:54.260 You there, Laura? 0:18:55.170 --> 0:18:55.830 Yes, hello. 0:18:55.930 --> 0:18:57.629 Sorry, theory of meteorology. 0:18:57.650 --> 0:18:58.629 Yeah, very well done. 0:18:58.750 --> 0:19:00.209 I feel like the bomb is going to use any 0:19:00.270 --> 0:19:02.169 excuse they can for getting it wrong. They're like, oh, 0:19:02.190 --> 0:19:02.830 it's the moths. 0:19:03.330 --> 0:19:05.790 Oh, yeah, you just don't know what you're doing. All right, 0:19:05.890 --> 0:19:08.590 you're just making it up. Hey, the oldest man in 0:19:08.670 --> 0:19:11.230 Wales has come out and said, secret to a long 0:19:11.300 --> 0:19:13.600 life is eating fish and chips. What's your big secret? 0:19:14.380 --> 0:19:14.960 Exercise. 0:19:14.980 --> 0:19:15.640 Okay, yeah. 0:19:16.060 --> 0:19:17.800 So I suppose if you exercise and eat fish and chips, 0:19:17.840 --> 0:19:19.200 you should technically live forever. 0:19:19.220 --> 0:19:19.480 Exactly. 0:19:19.980 --> 0:19:22.740 Time to balance. Very exciting. Day on the gully. New 0:19:22.780 --> 0:19:26.200 festival has just started. Thirsty Merc is on the line-up. 0:19:26.240 --> 0:19:28.220 Can you finish these Thirsty Merc lyrics? 0:19:28.800 --> 0:19:31.600 Take me back to the sweet. 0:19:31.180 --> 0:19:33.240 Times, the happy nights. 0:19:33.859 --> 0:19:36.000 Everything is going to be all right. 0:19:36.480 --> 0:19:39.910 In the summertime, baby, in the summertime. 0:19:40.390 --> 0:19:45.870 Someone's seen Bondi Rescue. Congratulations, Laura. I sure have. Well done. 0:19:47.290 --> 0:19:49.030 That means you've got yourself a couple of tickets to 0:19:49.050 --> 0:19:49.910 go see Fives. 0:19:50.740 --> 0:19:51.400 Oh, wow. 0:19:51.540 --> 0:19:51.820 Thanks. 0:19:52.180 --> 0:19:56.169 Your favourite boy band returns to SA five seconds of summer. 0:19:56.230 --> 0:19:59.750 Bring their Everyone's a Star world tour to Adelaide's Entertainment 0:19:59.770 --> 0:20:03.970 Centre November 4. Tickets and info from livenation.com.au. Laura, you 0:20:04.010 --> 0:20:07.610 have a great day. I saw a video yesterday come 0:20:07.660 --> 0:20:09.850 up in my Instagram feed and I thought we have 0:20:09.910 --> 0:20:12.170 got to get this guy on our show. I think 0:20:12.190 --> 0:20:16.250 it's a great idea. He is making money out of 0:20:16.390 --> 0:20:19.230 thin air. He's looked at his bedroom wall. It's completely blank. 0:20:19.530 --> 0:20:23.409 And he's decided to sell advertising space on his bedroom wall. 0:20:23.609 --> 0:20:26.810 Yeah, it's brilliant. Sam joins us now from the States. Mate, 0:20:26.850 --> 0:20:28.690 what gave you the idea to start this? 0:20:29.690 --> 0:20:32.600 Well... I mean, first and foremost, thanks for letting me 0:20:32.660 --> 0:20:34.980 hop on the show. I'll be a straight shooter here 0:20:35.040 --> 0:20:35.540 with you. 0:20:36.240 --> 0:20:37.280 I brought a girl over. 0:20:37.359 --> 0:20:39.440 She said, that's an awful lot of space on your wall. 0:20:39.590 --> 0:20:40.470 I said, you know what? 0:20:40.530 --> 0:20:44.659 I should put something up. I should put something up. 0:20:44.670 --> 0:20:45.990 So that's kind of where it started. 0:20:46.230 --> 0:20:48.170 She was probably, you know what I mean? Like a 0:20:48.310 --> 0:20:52.410 clock or some sort of... nice print, potentially framed, just 0:20:52.630 --> 0:20:54.389 to make the space a little bit more vibrant. 0:20:54.490 --> 0:20:57.440 Now, I know people have started to buy spots already. 0:20:57.460 --> 0:21:00.240 A two-parter for you. How much money have you made? 0:21:00.660 --> 0:21:02.840 And then after that, run us through some of the 0:21:03.000 --> 0:21:04.280 companies that have bought space. 0:21:04.960 --> 0:21:12.160 Yeah, absolutely. You know, I've probably made $ 600, $ 700 maybe, right. 0:21:11.580 --> 0:21:13.770 On the high end. That's US. But it's a whole 0:21:13.790 --> 0:21:16.490 lot of fun doing it. That's like over $ 1, 000 in 0:21:16.630 --> 0:21:18.450 our currency. That's pretty damn good. 0:21:19.080 --> 0:21:22.380 I've had different like online games by spots. I just 0:21:22.420 --> 0:21:25.080 had a dude who sells like a, how to become 0:21:25.119 --> 0:21:29.890 a stunt man ebook by a spot, barbers, doggy daycare. 0:21:29.910 --> 0:21:32.989 I got different drinks. I've had even three of my 0:21:33.030 --> 0:21:35.490 buddies bought a spot, just put a picture of them 0:21:35.550 --> 0:21:36.190 in it. 0:21:36.290 --> 0:21:38.290 Well, I mean, and where does it stop? Cause really, 0:21:38.310 --> 0:21:40.170 I mean, I don't know if you know any tattoo artists, 0:21:40.210 --> 0:21:42.050 but I've got a bit of a receding hairline and 0:21:42.130 --> 0:21:44.090 I have a lot of forehead space I could sell 0:21:44.130 --> 0:21:46.830 to companies. So I suppose for that, That premium sort 0:21:46.910 --> 0:21:51.520 of spot, potentially parts of your skin could be, you know, 0:21:51.540 --> 0:21:53.420 even if it's henna, even if it lasts for like 0:21:53.560 --> 0:21:54.180 eight weeks or whatever. 0:21:54.600 --> 0:21:56.760 Man, you're thinking the right way. I like the way 0:21:56.780 --> 0:22:00.060 you're thinking right now. You're giving me some pretty good ideas. 0:22:00.380 --> 0:22:03.310 Now, Sam, obviously we do a radio show here in Adelaide, 0:22:03.330 --> 0:22:06.790 South Australia, but we also have a podcast, which is international. 0:22:06.810 --> 0:22:08.389 People can listen to that wherever they are in the world. 0:22:08.410 --> 0:22:10.530 In fact, I would urge you to listen to yourself 0:22:10.650 --> 0:22:12.510 on our podcast and share it around to your friends. 0:22:12.910 --> 0:22:16.370 I would love to use some of the show budget 0:22:16.510 --> 0:22:20.429 to buy some advertising space to promote the podcast to 0:22:20.590 --> 0:22:24.350 all of the world. and using your profile to do that. 0:22:24.390 --> 0:22:27.450 So are you able to pitch us a couple of 0:22:27.490 --> 0:22:29.550 the spots you have available with the prices? 0:22:30.109 --> 0:22:34.310 Absolutely. I would love to. I love the opportunity here, fellas. Now, 0:22:35.330 --> 0:22:40.540 lowest price spot that I have, $ 35. Now, that will 0:22:40.580 --> 0:22:42.420 get you at least 30. 0:22:41.920 --> 0:22:43.960 Days on the wall. I mean, that's good. 0:22:44.020 --> 0:22:44.780 That's good exposure. 0:22:45.700 --> 0:22:48.140 After that, you get a chance to renew with me, 0:22:48.560 --> 0:22:51.180 but I'm still toying with the idea of maybe extending 0:22:51.220 --> 0:22:52.920 it a little bit, get some people some more time 0:22:52.980 --> 0:22:54.300 up there. I want to make sure I take care 0:22:54.320 --> 0:22:55.020 of my people. 0:22:54.800 --> 0:22:57.189 The right way. 0:22:57.330 --> 0:23:01.429 Yeah. $ 75 spots are about double the size of the $ 35. 0:23:00.630 --> 0:23:02.830 The $ 35 spot's about the size of a regular sheet 0:23:02.869 --> 0:23:03.770 of paper, right? 0:23:04.109 --> 0:23:04.770 Mm-hmm. 0:23:05.150 --> 0:23:07.450 So they get a little bit bigger at $ 75, right? 0:23:07.790 --> 0:23:10.080 Usually the colors I've found come out a little bit 0:23:10.119 --> 0:23:11.940 more vibrant, they're a little bit more eye-catching. 0:23:12.060 --> 0:23:12.619 He's a salesman. 0:23:12.660 --> 0:23:18.590 Right? Now, I have a $ 150 spot on the wall 0:23:18.869 --> 0:23:21.780 as well. That starts to get a little bigger. Now 0:23:21.800 --> 0:23:22.899 we're playing ball, fellas. 0:23:23.020 --> 0:23:25.820 Bigger is better. 0:23:26.400 --> 0:23:29.250 The biggest spot that I have left on my wall... 0:23:29.430 --> 0:23:37.640 It's $ 500. For you, it's $ 450. And I haven't released 0:23:37.700 --> 0:23:43.080 this to the public yet, so don't. 0:23:42.080 --> 0:23:46.000 Tell your friends or neighbors. That's right. Dude, that is 0:23:46.000 --> 0:23:48.760 $ 650 in our currency. I mean, the cheapest there is $ 50. 0:23:48.700 --> 0:23:49.790 That's a crisp pineapple. 0:23:50.010 --> 0:23:52.850 So where is the $ 450 spot? Because I've seen the wall, 0:23:52.869 --> 0:23:55.350 but you're telling me this is an unseen wall? 0:23:56.010 --> 0:23:58.710 Well, I want to get someone like you guys in 0:23:58.760 --> 0:24:00.760 a spot that's different. I want to give you an 0:24:00.820 --> 0:24:03.359 opportunity that's unique because I appreciate what you're giving me. 0:24:04.119 --> 0:24:05.520 Let's get you on the ceiling, fellas. 0:24:06.220 --> 0:24:07.540 Let's put you up. 0:24:07.700 --> 0:24:09.520 I want to look at your two faces as I'm 0:24:09.560 --> 0:24:11.780 going to bed every single night. 0:24:11.800 --> 0:24:13.500 This is my real bedroom, man. 0:24:13.540 --> 0:24:15.280 Let's get you up there on the ceiling. 0:24:15.359 --> 0:24:16.220 This is brilliant. 0:24:16.280 --> 0:24:18.420 And that's going to cost us $ 450 US. 0:24:18.420 --> 0:24:21.370 $ 450 US. I'll keep it up there for the rest 0:24:21.430 --> 0:24:22.230 of time for you. 0:24:25.390 --> 0:24:27.970 Oh, God, it's bloody tempting. I would love to blow 0:24:28.050 --> 0:24:32.150 the show budget getting our faces and the podcast above 0:24:32.330 --> 0:24:34.050 your bed. The thing is, we don't. 0:24:33.830 --> 0:24:35.929 Actually have a show budget. It is kind of just 0:24:36.010 --> 0:24:38.369 Ben and myself putting our own savings into it. We 0:24:38.410 --> 0:24:40.550 actually tried to buy a hovercraft, but it turned out 0:24:40.570 --> 0:24:41.750 to be a hover scam. It's a whole thing. 0:24:41.770 --> 0:24:43.770 We got scammed $ 1, 000 of our own money. So I 0:24:43.869 --> 0:24:48.470 think to be financially responsible, let's buy one of those 0:24:48.630 --> 0:24:50.869 small $ 35 spots, I reckon. 0:24:51.010 --> 0:24:54.530 Or do we go to $ 75, which is like $ 107. 0:24:53.380 --> 0:24:54.600 All right, good. Done. 0:24:54.680 --> 0:24:57.260 It's got better color. It's got better color. Yeah. 0:24:57.500 --> 0:24:57.720 Medium. 0:24:57.760 --> 0:24:59.679 I mean, we're not cheapskates. We're not entire cheapskates. All right, 0:24:59.700 --> 0:25:04.379 we'll take that 75 USD advertising spot on your bedroom. Sam, 0:25:04.660 --> 0:25:07.830 I tell you what, you're a brilliant thinker. You're a 0:25:07.850 --> 0:25:10.570 brilliant salesman. If anyone's listening, where can they head to 0:25:10.630 --> 0:25:12.150 find you on Instagram if they want to buy some 0:25:12.170 --> 0:25:14.210 advertising space? Absolutely. 0:25:14.470 --> 0:25:19.540 It's Spamcase. S-P-A-M-C-A-S-E dot one. 0:25:20.560 --> 0:25:22.840 I love how the times are changing right here where 0:25:23.200 --> 0:25:26.330 You'd speak to, say, Shannon Knoll, an Australian musician. Liam 0:25:26.350 --> 0:25:29.010 and I are interviewing people on Instagram who are advertising 0:25:29.050 --> 0:25:30.609 space on their bedroom wall. 0:25:31.150 --> 0:25:32.950 We had Miley Cyrus on the show before. 0:25:33.130 --> 0:25:36.290 You're a better interview than her. 0:25:37.050 --> 0:25:37.930 Thank you, thank you. 0:25:38.050 --> 0:25:39.510 Good on you, Sam. Have a great day. 0:25:39.530 --> 0:25:41.230 Okay, you too. Talk to you guys later. 0:25:41.910 --> 0:25:44.500 You know how sometimes you see things on planes where 0:25:44.520 --> 0:25:48.200 it's like, someone proposed on the Jetstar flight? Or it's like... 0:25:49.160 --> 0:25:51.940 The whole crew was going nuts because someone got up 0:25:51.980 --> 0:25:54.840 and started singing a song for everyone. Yep. And I 0:25:54.840 --> 0:25:56.179 suppose there's two ways of looking at it. You can 0:25:56.200 --> 0:25:57.700 be like, oh, wow, it's a nice thing, all the 0:25:58.100 --> 0:26:00.780 humans coming together. Or you could also think, like, you're 0:26:00.800 --> 0:26:05.060 on a flight. You can't go anywhere. You're stuck on 0:26:05.080 --> 0:26:06.880 there for hours on end. You just want to watch 0:26:06.920 --> 0:26:07.359 your movie. 0:26:07.460 --> 0:26:08.180 Yeah, I'm in the latter. 0:26:09.060 --> 0:26:09.960 I'm also in the latter. 0:26:10.000 --> 0:26:13.580 Just because we are in a metal tube together 10,000 0:26:13.580 --> 0:26:16.980 feet in the sky doesn't mean we are a community. 0:26:17.340 --> 0:26:17.600 No. 0:26:17.619 --> 0:26:17.679 No. 0:26:18.310 --> 0:26:18.570 No. 0:26:18.609 --> 0:26:22.550 We're all going to the same destination, but we don't 0:26:22.590 --> 0:26:23.170 know each other. 0:26:23.790 --> 0:26:26.429 There is some footage kicking around. It's a Virgin flight 0:26:27.230 --> 0:26:30.630 coming to Australia, and the attendant has got the little 0:26:34.390 --> 0:26:36.600 choice of fish or chicken. And they've decided. And they've 0:26:36.619 --> 0:26:39.380 decided that it was their time to sing. And there's, 0:26:39.700 --> 0:26:42.680 I would say, like majority of the plane hating life. 0:26:42.920 --> 0:26:43.060 Yeah. 0:26:43.180 --> 0:26:45.860 And then there's a few people loving it. They're going, yeah, David. 0:26:46.180 --> 0:26:46.680 Woo. 0:26:46.700 --> 0:26:46.770 Woo. 0:26:48.520 --> 0:26:59.090 Have a little listen. 0:26:59.440 --> 0:27:01.990 I would just want to Homer Simpson into the seat 0:27:02.050 --> 0:27:04.070 if that happened on a plane. Especially because you can 0:27:04.130 --> 0:27:07.449 hear the rowdy three or four people enjoying it is 0:27:07.510 --> 0:27:09.050 enough to spur David on. 0:27:09.070 --> 0:27:09.290 Yeah. 0:27:09.760 --> 0:27:11.979 And when they make an announcement, doesn't it come up? Like, 0:27:12.000 --> 0:27:15.540 if you're watching the screen and you're trying to finish 0:27:15.560 --> 0:27:17.690 The Last Samurai, you've only got 21 minutes left on 0:27:17.710 --> 0:27:21.689 the fly. Yep. And then freaking David is singing into 0:27:21.730 --> 0:27:24.450 your ears. Do you know what I mean? You're like, no, 0:27:24.450 --> 0:27:27.710 I wasn't subject to this. It's that funny thing of, like, I... 0:27:28.410 --> 0:27:30.560 The best way to describe it, you know, at school, 0:27:31.220 --> 0:27:33.040 you have to sit through, like, assemblies and a lot 0:27:33.080 --> 0:27:35.360 of boring things. And then for the most part, when 0:27:35.420 --> 0:27:37.890 you're an adult and you have free will, you... There's 0:27:37.990 --> 0:27:40.060 less things that you have to do that you really 0:27:40.100 --> 0:27:40.660 don't want to do. 0:27:40.720 --> 0:27:41.380 You have autonomy. 0:27:41.880 --> 0:27:45.060 Yeah. So, for example, well, recently on holiday, we did 0:27:45.100 --> 0:27:48.280 this awesome, like, tour. And it was really good. Like, 0:27:48.300 --> 0:27:50.560 the guy was, like, you know, showing us all the 0:27:50.640 --> 0:27:52.900 fish and we got to eat some, like, local delicacies 0:27:52.940 --> 0:27:54.540 and that sort of stuff. And it was cool. He, like, 0:27:54.619 --> 0:27:58.000 made hats out of, like, you know, banana leaf and 0:27:58.040 --> 0:28:01.459 that sort of thing. And then the fella, who was 0:28:01.480 --> 0:28:04.100 this Tahitian guy, he was like, and now we're going 0:28:04.119 --> 0:28:07.340 to do the sarong display. Because there's over a hundred 0:28:07.380 --> 0:28:08.540 ways to tie a sarong. 0:28:09.359 --> 0:28:11.020 I'm already bored. 0:28:11.420 --> 0:28:15.379 Yeah. He got like this French lady who's like, and 0:28:15.420 --> 0:28:17.070 you'll be my volunteer. And she came up and she 0:28:17.090 --> 0:28:18.890 was like standing there. It was kind of weird because 0:28:18.910 --> 0:28:21.109 she was standing like in a bikini around like a 0:28:21.150 --> 0:28:24.410 group of people. And he's like, there's over 100 traditional 0:28:24.430 --> 0:28:26.840 ways to tie the sarong. And I'll show you them. 0:28:27.550 --> 0:28:29.190 And we were like, oh, cool. So he did five, 0:28:29.250 --> 0:28:33.790 and everyone was like, ooh. They were clapping like, ah. 0:28:33.850 --> 0:28:35.840 And obviously, it's off the left shoulder. It's off the 0:28:35.880 --> 0:28:38.060 right shoulder. I must admit, there was more ways you 0:28:38.080 --> 0:28:39.980 could tie us along than I thought. Yep. 0:28:40.720 --> 0:28:43.920 I would have thought maybe six or seven. 0:28:43.920 --> 0:28:44.420 600? 0:28:44.420 --> 0:28:44.780 No, no. 0:28:45.000 --> 0:28:48.040 But literally, it was getting to 40-ish. And we're like, 0:28:48.180 --> 0:28:52.150 is he actually? Literally, people even stopped clapping. Everyone was 0:28:52.170 --> 0:28:53.730 looking at each other and was like, he's still going. 0:28:54.490 --> 0:28:57.410 Does he know he's completely lost the room? We're on 0:28:57.430 --> 0:28:58.450 a beach. We're not even in a room. We're on 0:28:58.470 --> 0:29:02.040 a beach. He lost the beach. And this, honestly, I 0:29:02.100 --> 0:29:03.460 feel like those people on the plane- This is the 0:29:03.480 --> 0:29:05.300 same woman the whole time. Same woman the whole time. 0:29:05.400 --> 0:29:07.940 She looked over it. She was kind of like in 0:29:07.980 --> 0:29:10.260 a wet bikini standing in front of all these people 0:29:10.420 --> 0:29:14.400 on this tour from around the world. And then every time, obviously, 0:29:14.760 --> 0:29:16.620 it's perfectly normal to wear a bikini, but when he 0:29:16.660 --> 0:29:18.750 would the sarong off each time i was like i'm 0:29:18.790 --> 0:29:20.730 saying too much you know what i mean yeah it 0:29:20.770 --> 0:29:23.890 felt like she was being undressed and he was like 0:29:24.260 --> 0:29:27.320 she was like the model for far too long and 0:29:27.560 --> 0:29:29.820 like after like it was went for like i seriously 0:29:29.840 --> 0:29:31.710 think he did a hundred and like after that everyone 0:29:31.710 --> 0:29:33.770 like even though we're from all different parts of the 0:29:33.770 --> 0:29:35.650 world like all i could like how freaking long was 0:29:35.650 --> 0:29:37.740 that That's the wrong thing. Like, I was talking to 0:29:37.760 --> 0:29:40.220 this German guy. I said, you just talked far too long. 0:29:40.680 --> 0:29:43.740 I was like, man, he kept going. Everyone was like, 0:29:43.780 --> 0:29:44.459 is this a gag? 0:29:44.600 --> 0:29:44.780 Like. 0:29:45.980 --> 0:29:48.730 But, yeah, there's one of those examples where you're just like, 0:29:48.750 --> 0:29:52.870 there's nowhere I can go. A bit of a worry. 0:29:53.130 --> 0:29:56.110 The AusAsia Festival is finishing up. This is the last 0:29:56.190 --> 0:29:59.670 one after 20 years. But I've heard... that the Lucky 0:29:59.710 --> 0:30:02.670 Dumpling Market will still kick on. And I feel kind 0:30:02.710 --> 0:30:05.630 of bad, because if I'm honest, I thought the Oz 0:30:05.690 --> 0:30:07.890 Asia Fest was mainly the Lucky Dumpling Market. Now, that 0:30:07.950 --> 0:30:11.410 is bad. Maz in the newsroom is laughing at me 0:30:11.450 --> 0:30:13.560 at the moment. I know they do, like, they have 0:30:13.600 --> 0:30:15.680 comedians and that sort of stuff, and some singers, and 0:30:15.700 --> 0:30:17.580 sometimes there's a stage where they do performances and that 0:30:17.600 --> 0:30:21.160 sort of stuff, sort of on the grounds there. 0:30:21.260 --> 0:30:21.440 Yep. 0:30:22.160 --> 0:30:24.980 But I was like, no, the last one! And then 0:30:25.000 --> 0:30:26.800 I said, we're still doing the Dumpling Market? I said, cool. 0:30:27.570 --> 0:30:29.770 That's kind of all I've done this whole time anyway. 0:30:29.850 --> 0:30:31.770 Is it a thing that rolls around every spring? Is 0:30:31.790 --> 0:30:32.490 it like a spring thing? 0:30:32.510 --> 0:30:33.910 He's never done the Lucky Dumpling Market. 0:30:34.060 --> 0:30:35.820 I think I went when it first happened. 0:30:36.560 --> 0:30:41.420 You and me, after work, we'll go and rip some nachos. 0:30:41.800 --> 0:30:44.100 What are nachos, Liam? Glad you asked, Ben. 0:30:44.160 --> 0:30:48.310 I want to say it's nachos and naan. 0:30:48.970 --> 0:30:54.310 Yes, so instead of the corn tortillas, it's naan. Yeah. 0:30:55.090 --> 0:30:57.750 And then instead of sort of the con carne, the mince, 0:30:58.590 --> 0:30:59.670 it is butter chicken. 0:30:59.730 --> 0:30:59.970 Yum. 0:31:00.650 --> 0:31:02.930 And you wouldn't like this, but there is cheese melted 0:31:02.990 --> 0:31:03.510 on the top. 0:31:05.040 --> 0:31:05.300 And it. 0:31:05.660 --> 0:31:06.300 It's a fun idea. 0:31:06.320 --> 0:31:08.740 You're moving a little slower for the rest of the day. 0:31:08.780 --> 0:31:11.600 I will say that, but it is darn good. And 0:31:11.640 --> 0:31:12.260 you get. 0:31:12.440 --> 0:31:12.720 There's. 0:31:12.600 --> 0:31:13.300 That hoi penoi. 0:31:13.340 --> 0:31:15.880 Darn good? Or naan good? 0:31:16.400 --> 0:31:21.330 Now we're talking. Highly recommend if you get yourself to 0:31:21.350 --> 0:31:22.469 the Lucky Dumpling Market. 0:31:23.030 --> 0:31:25.440 But we're giving away a brand new car. 0:31:25.780 --> 0:31:29.320 That's right. We're giving away a brand new Mahindra SUV. 0:31:29.380 --> 0:31:32.290 Kiss the car. You can register via the Kiss website. 0:31:32.350 --> 0:31:34.190 We're going to have a bunch of people on their 0:31:34.210 --> 0:31:36.390 hands and knees kissing this car. They can stand up 0:31:36.430 --> 0:31:38.150 if they want. But the last person to take their 0:31:38.190 --> 0:31:40.090 lips off is driving away in it. 0:31:40.250 --> 0:31:40.590 Yep. 0:31:40.870 --> 0:31:45.570 All thanks to Norwood Place. Your place for food, fashion, lifestyle. 0:31:45.570 --> 0:31:49.650 161 The Parade, Norwood. And of course, Adelaide City, Mahindra. 0:31:49.690 --> 0:31:51.340 I'm driving one at the moment. They were lovely enough 0:31:51.400 --> 0:31:53.420 to let me use one for the duration of the competition. 0:31:53.940 --> 0:31:55.920 Heck of a machine. And you want to win it. 0:31:56.170 --> 0:31:58.750 Yeah, no, I've been taking mine for a spin as well, 0:31:58.950 --> 0:32:01.010 and it runs smooth, baby. Let me tell you that. 0:32:01.050 --> 0:32:03.750 You were saying your favourite feature of the Mahindra is 0:32:03.830 --> 0:32:06.360 the wireless charger. So you know when you get in 0:32:06.380 --> 0:32:08.840 the car, normally you've got to plug your phone in. 0:32:08.840 --> 0:32:09.480 Like a dummy. 0:32:09.580 --> 0:32:10.080 Like a chump. 0:32:10.100 --> 0:32:12.700 You feel like an idiot. You feel like a massive idiot. 0:32:12.920 --> 0:32:14.680 Not in the Mahindra. You just pop it on the 0:32:14.760 --> 0:32:16.400 wireless charging pad. Bang. 0:32:16.580 --> 0:32:18.860 Throw it right in there. Now, we've been talking about 0:32:18.880 --> 0:32:22.320 this a lot. We actually haven't... put anyone in the 0:32:22.380 --> 0:32:24.780 competition yet. We've just been saying, hey, you know, register. 0:32:24.800 --> 0:32:26.300 We've been doing a few tests ourselves. 0:32:26.660 --> 0:32:31.370 There are five spots available. Let's put in our first contestant. 0:32:31.850 --> 0:32:38.210 Congratulations. and natalie and neriopta you are our first contestant 0:32:39.350 --> 0:32:40.770 morning boys. 0:32:40.450 --> 0:32:43.670 Very good morning now look you haven't won the car 0:32:43.930 --> 0:32:46.760 but you are now in the running to win it 0:32:46.800 --> 0:32:47.920 which is exciting now. 0:32:47.780 --> 0:32:49.840 Look there's a little little thing on your application is 0:32:49.860 --> 0:32:51.740 we say how long do you think you can go 0:32:51.760 --> 0:32:54.040 what did you mark down how long do you think 0:32:54.060 --> 0:32:56.120 you can keep your lips on this car to win 0:32:56.140 --> 0:32:57.219 it Oh. 0:32:57.600 --> 0:32:58.479 The whole way. 0:32:58.700 --> 0:33:00.040 Let's go two, three days. 0:33:00.360 --> 0:33:00.700 Wow. 0:33:00.780 --> 0:33:04.680 I mean, it's going to be a mental punish. 0:33:04.870 --> 0:33:06.970 Have you got family, kids? 0:33:07.770 --> 0:33:08.890 Yeah, yeah, I've got three kids. 0:33:09.090 --> 0:33:10.469 How old are the kids? You've got three of them. 0:33:11.010 --> 0:33:14.370 Yeah, so I've got a 17-year-old, a seven, and a five-year-old. 0:33:14.710 --> 0:33:15.210 Goodness. 0:33:15.490 --> 0:33:15.950 Wow. 0:33:16.030 --> 0:33:17.650 So, I mean, if anything, you're like, sweet, I'm going 0:33:17.670 --> 0:33:20.150 to have a bit of a break. I'm going to 0:33:20.170 --> 0:33:21.960 put my lips on the car for as long as 0:33:22.000 --> 0:33:22.120 I need. 0:33:22.140 --> 0:33:23.340 You'll go all week. 0:33:23.380 --> 0:33:26.740 Like, she's been going for three months. The competition needs 0:33:26.780 --> 0:33:27.220 to end. 0:33:28.100 --> 0:33:28.580 Excellent, Nat. 0:33:28.620 --> 0:33:31.200 Well, and this is the way it works. So, people 0:33:31.240 --> 0:33:33.220 have asked, like, why do I need a support person? Like, 0:33:33.810 --> 0:33:37.230 why is there, so you enter in a team of two. Because, obviously, Nat, 0:33:37.410 --> 0:33:39.210 we're not, it's a radio show. We need to be 0:33:39.250 --> 0:33:41.180 able to talk to you and your team. but your 0:33:41.220 --> 0:33:43.160 lips will be on the car. All we'll hear from 0:33:43.180 --> 0:33:43.420 you is. 0:33:45.060 --> 0:33:47.760 So we actually need someone to be there with you 0:33:47.800 --> 0:33:49.840 so they can do challenges and that sort of thing. 0:33:50.700 --> 0:33:54.370 And you have put your teammate in as Lauren from 0:33:54.390 --> 0:33:56.170 Everton South. How are you doing, Lauren? 0:33:56.190 --> 0:33:58.810 Hey, good, thank you. 0:33:58.890 --> 0:34:01.580 Very good, thank you. Now, Lauren, how do you know Nat? 0:34:03.170 --> 0:34:06.210 We actually work together and she's my, like, boss. 0:34:06.620 --> 0:34:08.660 Oh, my God. So, hang on. So, your boss has 0:34:08.780 --> 0:34:09.719 roped you into this? 0:34:11.160 --> 0:34:12.270 Yeah, basically. 0:34:13.150 --> 0:34:14.830 This is great. Where do you guys work? 0:34:15.630 --> 0:34:16.810 We work at Red Rooster. 0:34:17.410 --> 0:34:18.370 Oh, I love Red Rooster. 0:34:18.390 --> 0:34:21.190 Ben is a big rooster man. The rooster's always calling 0:34:21.210 --> 0:34:21.529 for him. 0:34:21.690 --> 0:34:24.880 And so, Nat, if you're her boss at Red Rooster, 0:34:24.900 --> 0:34:27.680 does that mean that you can just roster yourself and 0:34:27.760 --> 0:34:29.680 her off for the duration of the competition? 0:34:30.280 --> 0:34:31.640 Yeah, pretty much, yeah. 0:34:32.020 --> 0:34:32.319 Love that. 0:34:32.360 --> 0:34:34.790 And so, I mean... Nah, I mean, obviously, if you 0:34:34.810 --> 0:34:36.910 keep your lips on the car, you win the car. Lauren, 0:34:37.150 --> 0:34:38.640 what's in it for you? Do you get a few, like, 0:34:38.739 --> 0:34:40.840 free pineapple fritters or something from work? Or, like, how 0:34:40.880 --> 0:34:41.770 have you been roped into it? 0:34:42.739 --> 0:34:44.419 Um, I don't really know, to be honest. 0:34:44.460 --> 0:34:47.239 We haven't really discussed this part yet. 0:34:47.280 --> 0:34:49.920 Well, you know, I guess you don't want to upset 0:34:49.940 --> 0:34:51.940 the boss, do you? 0:34:51.960 --> 0:34:52.440 Exactly. 0:34:52.540 --> 0:34:54.739 And look, I think you have the easier job of 0:34:54.780 --> 0:34:56.320 the two. Now, you know, it's going to be a 0:34:56.540 --> 0:34:58.399 hard work for her. She's going to keep her lips 0:34:58.520 --> 0:35:00.219 on the Mahindra SUV. The last person to take it 0:35:00.239 --> 0:35:02.000 off is going to win. So we're going to be 0:35:02.020 --> 0:35:04.839 meeting another four entrants and their partners. But Lauren, you'll 0:35:04.860 --> 0:35:08.219 be doing more like, you know, talking with us and 0:35:08.239 --> 0:35:11.219 doing some challenges here and there and maybe to you know, 0:35:11.340 --> 0:35:13.140 win Natalie a bit of a break so she can 0:35:13.160 --> 0:35:14.920 take her lips off the car for a little bit. 0:35:15.320 --> 0:35:16.640 Yeah, yeah, sounds good. 0:35:16.920 --> 0:35:18.779 So, I mean, you'll probably need a bit of a 0:35:18.820 --> 0:35:24.130 team name as well. Team Rooster. The Rooster team, the 0:35:24.150 --> 0:35:28.649 Chicken Girls, Chook Squad, Chook Squad or something like that. 0:35:28.690 --> 0:35:29.330 I don't know. 0:35:29.390 --> 0:35:29.850 What do you think? 0:35:29.870 --> 0:35:32.629 Is there anything that's sort of popping out for you? 0:35:32.910 --> 0:35:33.629 Have you thought about this? 0:35:33.770 --> 0:35:35.170 I mean, Nat, you're the boss. I guess you should 0:35:35.210 --> 0:35:36.410 get to decide the team name. 0:35:37.760 --> 0:35:38.580 Go on, Nat. 0:35:39.160 --> 0:35:44.569 I flipped Lauren through a couple last night, and we 0:35:44.610 --> 0:35:47.370 kind of, she only really liked one of them, I guess. 0:35:47.690 --> 0:35:48.370 Which one was it? 0:35:48.410 --> 0:35:50.640 Which was the one? What is it, guys? 0:35:50.680 --> 0:35:51.540 The fascinating. 0:35:51.880 --> 0:35:55.590 The what, sorry? The fascinating. Your phone's cutting out. 0:35:55.620 --> 0:35:57.700 Sorry, Lauren, can you say, Lauren, your phone line's a 0:35:57.700 --> 0:35:59.010 bit clearer. Can you say what Nat was saying? 0:36:00.040 --> 0:36:00.819 The Passionators. 0:36:01.100 --> 0:36:03.340 The Passionators. 0:36:03.620 --> 0:36:04.190 Oh, I like it. 0:36:04.239 --> 0:36:04.399 Okay. 0:36:04.440 --> 0:36:06.700 So you're going to be passionate about the car, you're 0:36:06.719 --> 0:36:08.100 passionate about Mahindra. 0:36:08.460 --> 0:36:08.799 Oh, yeah. 0:36:08.920 --> 0:36:10.970 Well, that too, that too. 0:36:11.250 --> 0:36:11.910 Excellent, guys. 0:36:11.930 --> 0:36:13.270 Well, you sound like fun. 0:36:13.290 --> 0:36:15.860 It's going to be a pleasure getting to know you. 0:36:15.890 --> 0:36:18.590 I think we're going to be spending probably more time 0:36:18.630 --> 0:36:21.510 together than you probably even want. But who knows? Maybe 0:36:22.030 --> 0:36:24.790 people chicken out, so to speak, and you'll win quickly. 0:36:25.330 --> 0:36:30.740 Natalie and Lauren, the chickenators, you are the first contestants 0:36:30.860 --> 0:36:34.000 in Kiss the Car. If you want to compete to 0:36:34.060 --> 0:36:37.020 win the car, there are still lots of spaces available. 0:36:37.320 --> 0:36:41.480 You register Kiss1023 on our website. All thanks to Norwood 0:36:41.500 --> 0:36:44.719 Place and Adelaide City Mahindra. You could win a brand 0:36:44.760 --> 0:36:47.640 new Mahindra SUV if you are the one with your 0:36:47.719 --> 0:36:49.460 lips on the car last. 0:36:50.480 --> 0:36:52.560 What did your boss make you do outside of work? 0:36:53.020 --> 0:36:55.280 We're just speaking to Natalie there. She works at Red Rooster. 0:36:55.300 --> 0:37:00.240 She's the first applicant for our Kiss the Car competition. 0:37:00.300 --> 0:37:02.120 So she thinks she could go for like a whole 0:37:02.160 --> 0:37:04.120 week just keeping her lips on a Mahindra SUV. The 0:37:04.160 --> 0:37:07.100 last person with their lips on it is winning. And 0:37:07.120 --> 0:37:08.640 you do need to have like a support person, just 0:37:08.660 --> 0:37:11.140 someone there that can help do challenges and that sort 0:37:11.160 --> 0:37:12.520 of stuff. And, of course, your lips will be on 0:37:12.540 --> 0:37:16.049 the car. So we need to be speaking to your person. So, 0:37:16.120 --> 0:37:17.870 you know, maybe some people will be bringing their other half, 0:37:18.370 --> 0:37:18.910 maybe a mate. 0:37:19.250 --> 0:37:19.910 Family member. 0:37:20.420 --> 0:37:22.299 Nat is bringing one of her employees. 0:37:22.340 --> 0:37:25.279 Because she's the manager at Red Rooster. And so she's going, 0:37:25.300 --> 0:37:26.960 you know what, I'm just going to roster you off. 0:37:27.160 --> 0:37:27.359 Yeah. 0:37:27.600 --> 0:37:28.560 And you're going to come with me. 0:37:28.580 --> 0:37:30.420 And Lauren seemed, she seemed chill. 0:37:30.580 --> 0:37:30.779 She did. 0:37:30.800 --> 0:37:32.080 She was happy to go along with it. Maybe she's 0:37:32.120 --> 0:37:33.759 kind of like, oh, yeah, whatever. You know, do a 0:37:33.780 --> 0:37:35.180 solid for the boss. Maybe she'll look after me with 0:37:35.200 --> 0:37:39.330 some shifts, you know. Give me a better roster. But 0:37:39.350 --> 0:37:41.149 that is pretty funny. I mean, it sort of goes 0:37:41.190 --> 0:37:46.430 above and beyond. 131065, did your boss make you do 0:37:46.489 --> 0:37:50.799 something outside of work? Maz, in the newsroom, you've had 0:37:50.820 --> 0:37:51.940 to go above and beyond a few times. 0:37:52.040 --> 0:37:53.489 Oh, yeah, I tell you what. 0:37:53.610 --> 0:37:56.710 My first job in radio was at a little radio station, 0:37:56.730 --> 0:38:00.080 which still exists, Power FM in Murray Bridge, and I 0:38:00.120 --> 0:38:02.540 was asked to dress up as the bunyip. 0:38:03.300 --> 0:38:04.759 Is that like the station mascot? 0:38:04.780 --> 0:38:07.239 Well, no, it's the local mascot, I guess. 0:38:07.260 --> 0:38:08.399 Oh, yeah, I'm familiar with the bunyip. 0:38:08.560 --> 0:38:10.880 Yeah, so the bunyip is this thing that comes out 0:38:10.920 --> 0:38:13.259 of the water at Sturt Reserve and makes like a 0:38:13.280 --> 0:38:14.620 bit of a roar when you push a button. 0:38:14.640 --> 0:38:16.420 Yes, it's got the cage in front of it. We're 0:38:16.460 --> 0:38:21.100 familiar with the bunyip, the green monster, the yellow eyes. 0:38:21.260 --> 0:38:22.620 But there's a suit as well. 0:38:22.680 --> 0:38:25.580 Well, we had the Murray Bridge Christmas pageant and so 0:38:25.620 --> 0:38:28.020 everyone has to dress up for floats on that. And 0:38:28.060 --> 0:38:30.460 they asked me, it was like within, you know, it 0:38:30.480 --> 0:38:32.239 was my first year at the station. They're like, would you, 0:38:32.300 --> 0:38:34.300 you know... The general manager's like, we want you to 0:38:34.340 --> 0:38:35.240 dress up as the bunyip. 0:38:35.400 --> 0:38:35.819 I'm like, oh, sure. 0:38:35.840 --> 0:38:37.630 It's a little bit offensive when they pull you into 0:38:37.650 --> 0:38:39.489 the office and they say, now we think you'd make 0:38:39.590 --> 0:38:40.370 a great bunyip. 0:38:40.410 --> 0:38:43.430 I was like, that's really Christmassy. Oh, yeah, we'll put 0:38:43.469 --> 0:38:44.669 a Christmas hat on you. 0:38:44.690 --> 0:38:47.190 We've been talking and we think you'd be a great 0:38:47.330 --> 0:38:48.469 sea monster. Yeah, thanks for that. 0:38:48.489 --> 0:38:50.910 The whole office voted and thought Maz would make the 0:38:50.930 --> 0:38:51.480 best bunyip. 0:38:51.960 --> 0:38:53.860 Oh, so that was interesting, yeah. 0:38:53.900 --> 0:38:56.060 So I was stuck on this float in 35-degree heat 0:38:56.100 --> 0:38:58.419 on the main street of Murray Bridge. 0:38:58.440 --> 0:39:00.540 Kids from Muzza Bizza are like kicking you, like, get 0:39:00.560 --> 0:39:01.120 the bunyip, bunyip. 0:39:01.800 --> 0:39:03.060 There it is. I didn't move. 0:39:03.120 --> 0:39:04.580 I just sat there and it stank. 0:39:04.640 --> 0:39:06.120 The suit stank. 0:39:06.520 --> 0:39:09.130 It was disgusting. From bunyips of years gone by. Oh, 0:39:09.120 --> 0:39:09.279 the past. 0:39:09.610 --> 0:39:12.569 Oh, my God. Anyway, the things we do, look, yeah, 0:39:12.770 --> 0:39:13.009 I mean. 0:39:13.469 --> 0:39:13.770 Yeah. 0:39:14.030 --> 0:39:17.990 Great. But, hey, look where it's led you. Oh, thanks. 0:39:18.670 --> 0:39:20.910 We want to know, what did your boss make you 0:39:20.989 --> 0:39:25.569 do outside of work? Now, producer Belle has come into 0:39:25.590 --> 0:39:27.710 the studio. Belle, we're not your boss. 0:39:28.390 --> 0:39:28.969 Oh, sure. 0:39:28.989 --> 0:39:29.910 At least I don't want it to feel like it. 0:39:30.010 --> 0:39:30.350 like that. 0:39:30.810 --> 0:39:33.689 Hey, we're just your mates. Are you kidding? Who tell 0:39:33.710 --> 0:39:36.110 you when and where. When and what you should be doing. 0:39:36.300 --> 0:39:38.740 I would say once a week, you always say, we're 0:39:38.820 --> 0:39:40.219 above you in the pecking order. 0:39:40.239 --> 0:39:43.160 And we're above you on the company trees. That was 0:39:43.300 --> 0:39:45.960 just all jokes. But I do have a chart that 0:39:46.000 --> 0:39:46.759 I can email you. 0:39:46.930 --> 0:39:49.310 Yeah, there's a chart, like a management tree. 0:39:49.330 --> 0:39:50.310 It's a management tree, yeah. 0:39:50.410 --> 0:39:53.630 Yeah, and it literally had my face under your faces. 0:39:53.650 --> 0:39:58.230 So anyway, yes. At least you're on the tree. You know? God, 0:39:58.370 --> 0:39:58.890 shut up. 0:39:58.930 --> 0:40:01.830 Any more attitude like this, the tree can always be changed. 0:40:01.850 --> 0:40:02.570 Down to the roots. 0:40:02.770 --> 0:40:04.509 The bad apple will fall from the tree. 0:40:05.230 --> 0:40:07.589 No, you are my bosses in a way. I mean, 0:40:07.610 --> 0:40:08.790 if you tell me to do something, I'm going to 0:40:08.810 --> 0:40:11.319 do it. And there has been so much. I've been 0:40:11.340 --> 0:40:13.279 working with you for eight years now. 0:40:13.300 --> 0:40:15.400 Has it actually been that long? 0:40:15.620 --> 0:40:16.260 Eight years. 0:40:16.360 --> 0:40:17.000 How weird is that? 0:40:17.040 --> 0:40:17.760 That is crazy. 0:40:17.780 --> 0:40:18.400 How weird. 0:40:18.780 --> 0:40:21.560 So over those eight years, I've probably done 800 things 0:40:21.620 --> 0:40:21.940 for you. 0:40:22.040 --> 0:40:24.580 And I have, just off the top of my head, 0:40:24.760 --> 0:40:26.020 what have I done for Ben and Liam? 0:40:26.340 --> 0:40:26.540 Mm-hmm. 0:40:26.989 --> 0:40:29.240 Ben goes away on holiday. Who feeds his pets? 0:40:29.780 --> 0:40:30.020 Me. 0:40:30.180 --> 0:40:32.600 I would never ask you to do that. But yes, 0:40:32.680 --> 0:40:33.460 that is a real thing. 0:40:33.660 --> 0:40:34.980 You like cats. 0:40:35.420 --> 0:40:38.660 Yeah, but also making sure your garden's okay. 0:40:38.690 --> 0:40:40.870 You didn't have to do that. 0:40:40.890 --> 0:40:42.230 I made sure it's okay. 0:40:42.350 --> 0:40:42.930 What do you mean? 0:40:42.989 --> 0:40:45.210 I didn't say mow the lawn. 0:40:45.350 --> 0:40:47.630 We're the bosses from heck. We're the bosses from hell. 0:40:47.790 --> 0:40:50.120 Mow my lawn, do the hedge, clean the gutters. 0:40:50.580 --> 0:40:51.000 Liam. 0:40:51.160 --> 0:40:51.379 Yes. 0:40:51.700 --> 0:40:53.940 There was a time a few years ago where you 0:40:54.040 --> 0:40:55.940 went home and then you called me and you said, 0:40:55.960 --> 0:40:58.200 can you please print off these rental agreement papers? 0:40:58.300 --> 0:41:00.200 And then also I need them signed. Can you please 0:41:00.380 --> 0:41:00.859 sign them? 0:41:00.960 --> 0:41:03.140 Well, I needed a, you were my witness and I 0:41:03.160 --> 0:41:04.040 didn't have a printer at home. 0:41:04.140 --> 0:41:04.560 I also. 0:41:04.580 --> 0:41:05.360 It can all be explained. 0:41:05.520 --> 0:41:06.879 I don't know if this is illegal, but I did 0:41:06.900 --> 0:41:08.000 have to do your signature at one point. 0:41:08.020 --> 0:41:08.500 Did you do that? 0:41:08.700 --> 0:41:09.239 I think I did. 0:41:09.460 --> 0:41:12.860 Wow. You are my power of attorney. Back to Ben. 0:41:12.890 --> 0:41:15.629 Ben, I've dropped off food containers that people have lent 0:41:15.670 --> 0:41:17.450 you and you had to drop them back to their doorstep. 0:41:17.670 --> 0:41:20.210 And you said, oh, well, you kind of live like 0:41:20.270 --> 0:41:22.930 closer to them. Can you go and drop these Tupperware 0:41:22.950 --> 0:41:23.690 containers off? 0:41:23.790 --> 0:41:26.190 Also, the container was from a listener, so I feel 0:41:26.210 --> 0:41:27.210 like that was like a work job. 0:41:28.120 --> 0:41:28.620 You know what I mean? 0:41:28.680 --> 0:41:29.210 Technically, he's right. 0:41:29.230 --> 0:41:30.169 Technically, he likes to get to work. 0:41:30.210 --> 0:41:33.930 Liam, I have made and hand-sewn pants for your Instagram 0:41:33.969 --> 0:41:36.509 videos so you could dress up as. 0:41:36.530 --> 0:41:38.230 Austin Powers and rip my pants off. 0:41:38.390 --> 0:41:39.130 Austin Powers. 0:41:39.150 --> 0:41:40.210 Thank you for that. That was very kind of you. 0:41:40.250 --> 0:41:40.900 And both of you. 0:41:42.219 --> 0:41:45.259 I was only invited to each of your weddings if 0:41:45.570 --> 0:41:46.890 I was the bus monitor. 0:41:46.969 --> 0:41:50.650 You weren't only invited, but yes, you had the important job. 0:41:50.670 --> 0:41:52.410 But a lot of people get emotional when they get 0:41:52.450 --> 0:41:53.150 asked to be the bus monitor. 0:41:53.170 --> 0:41:54.990 You saw me do it for Ben's wedding. 0:41:55.150 --> 0:41:57.569 And then Liam, you had your wedding and said, hey, Belle, 0:41:57.610 --> 0:41:59.480 I know that that was annoying, but can you do 0:41:59.540 --> 0:42:00.239 it for me as well? 0:42:00.260 --> 0:42:01.480 I remember Sarah and I were like, how do we 0:42:01.500 --> 0:42:04.779 do it? She was like, I'll get nice boxes and 0:42:04.800 --> 0:42:06.960 stuff made for the bridesmaids and open up, will you be? 0:42:07.000 --> 0:42:08.440 And I'm like, do I do it with a bottle 0:42:08.460 --> 0:42:10.400 of something? It's like, mate, will you be? I was like, 0:42:10.420 --> 0:42:11.860 how do I tell Belle I want her to be 0:42:11.880 --> 0:42:13.680 the bus monitor? Because I know it's going to be 0:42:13.700 --> 0:42:17.020 a beautiful little hat and a whistle. So anyway. A 0:42:17.020 --> 0:42:17.980 little vest. 0:42:18.480 --> 0:42:19.060 Hi, Viz. 0:42:20.219 --> 0:42:21.370 Everyone, time for the bus. 0:42:21.469 --> 0:42:23.400 Anyway, Belle, that's enough from you. 0:42:23.989 --> 0:42:25.509 That's just the start of it. 0:42:25.550 --> 0:42:29.210 Back into the phone booth. Because people are going to 0:42:29.230 --> 0:42:34.029 start calling feverishly, I'm sure. Thank you, Belle. 131065, what 0:42:34.070 --> 0:42:36.820 did your boss make you do outside of work? 0:42:37.660 --> 0:42:39.340 Vic in Mulberry Heights, what did your boss ask you 0:42:39.380 --> 0:42:39.560 to do? 0:42:40.310 --> 0:42:43.290 So my first ever job as a receptionist, he would 0:42:43.330 --> 0:42:45.690 make me go clean his house on Fridays. 0:42:45.969 --> 0:42:46.530 That's wild. 0:42:47.210 --> 0:42:47.450 Yeah. 0:42:47.810 --> 0:42:49.180 And I was young, so I did it. 0:42:49.219 --> 0:42:51.299 Did you get paid like more for that? 0:42:51.340 --> 0:42:53.660 No. Like an extra? No. 0:42:53.780 --> 0:42:54.400 That's the worst. 0:42:55.580 --> 0:42:56.460 How long did you last there? 0:42:57.180 --> 0:42:57.940 I'm still there. 0:42:58.160 --> 0:43:01.120 Oh, no, no, no, no. 0:43:01.140 --> 0:43:02.820 Oh, man, you must have done a great job of 0:43:02.840 --> 0:43:08.060 cleaning there. Oh, that's crazy. Donna in Paralawi, is your 0:43:08.100 --> 0:43:10.299 boss asking you to go above and beyond and do 0:43:10.320 --> 0:43:12.550 something that's not your job? He did. 0:43:12.650 --> 0:43:14.989 So I worked for a pharmacy and one of the 0:43:15.050 --> 0:43:18.890 local doctors had kids and he wanted me to take 0:43:19.070 --> 0:43:20.430 his kids to the show. 0:43:21.130 --> 0:43:21.530 What? 0:43:22.050 --> 0:43:24.380 He wanted you to take the local doctor's kids to 0:43:24.420 --> 0:43:25.100 the Royal Show? 0:43:25.120 --> 0:43:26.280 He did. 0:43:26.420 --> 0:43:26.839 He did. 0:43:26.860 --> 0:43:28.440 The doctor obviously couldn't take the day off. 0:43:28.520 --> 0:43:29.160 That's so wild. 0:43:29.219 --> 0:43:31.840 So my boss said, here you go. My new junior 0:43:31.860 --> 0:43:33.140 will take your kids to the show. 0:43:33.300 --> 0:43:34.360 And did you do it? 0:43:35.130 --> 0:43:37.590 Yeah, absolutely. All right. 0:43:37.650 --> 0:43:39.930 Once again, did they pay you your normal wage for 0:43:40.030 --> 0:43:40.270 the day? 0:43:40.290 --> 0:43:44.510 I got paid for the day. They gave me, from memory, 0:43:44.590 --> 0:43:48.350 it was $ 100. And back then, this was like 30 0:43:48.350 --> 0:43:51.649 years ago, that got us into the show. It got 0:43:51.690 --> 0:43:55.610 us food, got them show bags, got them rides, and 0:43:55.650 --> 0:43:56.430 I got my normal pay. 0:43:56.450 --> 0:43:57.049 You know what? 0:43:57.390 --> 0:43:57.930 Not bad. 0:43:58.010 --> 0:43:59.450 Not bad. 0:43:59.530 --> 0:44:02.549 That's decent. Tanya in Morph of Vale, what about you? 0:44:03.880 --> 0:44:06.420 So I was doing an EA job and I had 0:44:06.460 --> 0:44:10.440 to print out every single email that he received. Then 0:44:10.500 --> 0:44:13.400 he'd sit down and write what action he wanted. I'd 0:44:13.420 --> 0:44:15.819 have to reply to the people, but then I had 0:44:15.860 --> 0:44:18.140 to file those emails in a filing cabinet. 0:44:18.520 --> 0:44:19.160 No way. 0:44:19.260 --> 0:44:22.000 So rather than him just responding to emails or even like, 0:44:22.760 --> 0:44:24.600 even if that was your job, like you just are 0:44:24.640 --> 0:44:26.359 responding online, but the fact that you have to print 0:44:26.410 --> 0:44:29.020 them out. Do you, at night, do you go to 0:44:29.060 --> 0:44:33.800 his house and print off funny reels and show him photos? Like, 0:44:33.820 --> 0:44:36.200 this is a cat dancing. That's AI. 0:44:36.260 --> 0:44:37.660 Here we go. 0:44:37.680 --> 0:44:40.340 Your 7pm memes. Yeah, yes. 0:44:40.360 --> 0:44:42.300 As requested. Opens his manila folder. 0:44:43.620 --> 0:44:46.000 Yep, it went off yesterday. It might as well go 0:44:46.020 --> 0:44:46.900 off today, Liam. 0:44:46.940 --> 0:44:48.120 Yeah, why not? 0:44:48.360 --> 0:44:50.920 And it could be going to Braden in two wells. 0:44:50.980 --> 0:44:52.720 You're feeling lucky this morning, Braden. 0:44:54.010 --> 0:44:54.450 A little bit. 0:44:54.719 --> 0:44:57.089 All right, wonderful. Did you ever play for the Two 0:44:57.110 --> 0:45:01.029 Wells Roosters, perchance? No, I didn't. Oh, well, I'm sitting 0:45:01.050 --> 0:45:03.330 with a guy here who did some handiwork in D grade. 0:45:03.650 --> 0:45:04.109 Yep, Mr. 0:45:04.130 --> 0:45:06.009 Ben Harvey. Yeah, I'm pretty sure his name would be 0:45:06.030 --> 0:45:07.609 up in the club room if you look. 0:45:08.030 --> 0:45:10.529 I played mostly for the under-14s and the under-17s. I 0:45:10.550 --> 0:45:12.350 had a small spell in the Bs. 0:45:12.590 --> 0:45:15.550 And my Nana Margaret worked at the Two Wells Bakery 0:45:15.590 --> 0:45:17.489 across the road for many a year. We have a 0:45:17.510 --> 0:45:19.310 lot of ties to Two Wells, so we want this 0:45:19.350 --> 0:45:19.890 to go off. 0:45:20.050 --> 0:45:23.450 I actually believe the Two Wells Roosters, the Bs and 0:45:23.489 --> 0:45:25.469 the As, both won the premiership this year, and I 0:45:25.530 --> 0:45:26.910 think a couple of the netball teams did too. 0:45:27.239 --> 0:45:28.380 Rooster Char, Rooster Char. 0:45:28.460 --> 0:45:30.100 It was a good year for Two Wells. 0:45:30.120 --> 0:45:32.939 Bloody hell, the red and white ball would have been 0:45:32.960 --> 0:45:38.930 pumping there this year. Anyway, Brayden, it's pretty simple. I 0:45:39.110 --> 0:45:41.710 think this one could go off today. It's another gettable one. 0:45:41.730 --> 0:45:43.850 We've got 10 questions. Minute on the clock. You pass 0:45:43.870 --> 0:45:45.130 any you don't know. We'll get to them at the 0:45:45.170 --> 0:45:46.029 end if there's time, okay? 0:45:46.950 --> 0:45:48.690 All right, minute on the clock. 0:45:49.530 --> 0:45:50.720 Name a dating app. 0:45:50.739 --> 0:45:52.239 Tinder. 0:45:52.820 --> 0:45:54.420 What colour is the Uber Eats app? 0:45:55.360 --> 0:45:55.680 Green. 0:45:56.120 --> 0:45:58.420 True or false, Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears dated? 0:46:00.219 --> 0:46:01.200 False. 0:46:01.239 --> 0:46:04.140 Which Australian rock band wrote the song Thunderstruck? 0:46:04.160 --> 0:46:10.140 Pass. 0:46:10.200 --> 0:46:11.780 What school does Harry Potter attend? 0:46:14.239 --> 0:46:14.640 Facebook. 0:46:16.780 --> 0:46:17.020 Pass. 0:46:17.989 --> 0:46:22.730 Finish these OneRepublic lyrics. No more counting dollars, we'll be 0:46:22.790 --> 0:46:28.880 counting what? I just heard someone say Hogwarts. That was 0:46:28.980 --> 0:46:32.739 the last one. What sport uses the term love in 0:46:32.800 --> 0:46:33.460 its scoring? 0:46:35.020 --> 0:46:35.460 Oh, fuck. 0:46:35.739 --> 0:46:37.480 I don't know. 0:46:37.500 --> 0:46:38.360 What do you reckon? 0:46:38.380 --> 0:46:40.120 Should we just call this a day and just have 0:46:40.160 --> 0:46:41.520 a chat for the rest of the time? Because I 0:46:41.540 --> 0:46:44.620 think we all know that. Who's yelling at your answers, 0:46:44.640 --> 0:46:45.760 but they're yelling them too late? 0:46:46.780 --> 0:46:47.800 Everyone's out in the workshop. 0:46:47.940 --> 0:46:48.660 Hogwarts! 0:46:48.860 --> 0:46:50.279 It's Hogwarts! 0:46:50.300 --> 0:46:53.070 We're on to the One Republic question by now. 0:46:53.770 --> 0:46:56.830 ACDC! It's Hogwarts, mate! 0:46:56.850 --> 0:46:57.870 Thunderstruck. 0:46:57.910 --> 0:47:00.989 I'm going to watch Harry Potter, to be honest. But ACDC, Thunderstruck, 0:47:01.030 --> 0:47:01.810 I mean, you know. 0:47:01.830 --> 0:47:02.069 Fuck. 0:47:02.820 --> 0:47:05.589 You might actually get deported. That's the least Australian thing ever. 0:47:05.610 --> 0:47:09.049 Everyone knows that. Of course, Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears 0:47:09.150 --> 0:47:11.330 also dated. So to be honest, after the question three, 0:47:11.969 --> 0:47:15.930 it was all over anyway. They used love in tennis 0:47:16.750 --> 0:47:19.210 and will be counting stars. 0:47:19.230 --> 0:47:21.410 Yeah. I couldn't get a read on you, Braden, because 0:47:21.570 --> 0:47:24.150 obviously JT and Britney, that's like a pop culture one. 0:47:24.170 --> 0:47:26.910 You didn't know that. That's okay. Maybe rock music's more 0:47:26.930 --> 0:47:29.350 your thing. You didn't know Akadaka. And I thought maybe, 0:47:29.390 --> 0:47:31.540 I don't know, maybe you're like, Magic. But you didn't 0:47:31.560 --> 0:47:33.819 get Hogwarts either. I couldn't get a read on you. 0:47:34.340 --> 0:47:35.620 To be fair, it would be more embarrassing if the 0:47:35.640 --> 0:47:39.770 only one you got was the OneRepublic one. Big OneRepublic guy. 0:47:40.290 --> 0:47:42.450 But to be fair, the two you did get was 0:47:42.570 --> 0:47:45.650 the Uber Eats logo and a dating app. Yeah. 0:47:45.710 --> 0:47:48.790 Anyway, hey, Braden, thank you anyway for playing. And you 0:47:48.810 --> 0:47:52.250 don't go home empty-handed. We'll send you along to the movies, mate. 0:47:52.270 --> 0:47:54.069 You got a double in season pass to Clara and 0:47:54.090 --> 0:47:54.550 the Sun. 0:47:55.950 --> 0:48:01.670 Good on you, mate. And we are back. Should we 0:48:01.730 --> 0:48:04.890 bring in Chef and Gong? 0:48:06.250 --> 0:48:07.610 Chef and Gong. 0:48:08.030 --> 0:48:10.890 What did Bill get called that time? 0:48:11.480 --> 0:48:12.160 Bill, was it? 0:48:12.180 --> 0:48:13.180 No, was it Bill? 0:48:13.219 --> 0:48:14.200 No, she got called something funny. 0:48:15.020 --> 0:48:16.480 Was it that someone called us when we were on 0:48:16.500 --> 0:48:18.040 meal breakfast and they're like, Ben Lehman. 0:48:18.280 --> 0:48:19.180 Bowl. 0:48:19.300 --> 0:48:20.600 Bowl. 0:48:20.980 --> 0:48:21.900 Bowl and Chef. 0:48:21.980 --> 0:48:22.960 Ben Lehman Bowl. 0:48:23.630 --> 0:48:25.530 I still have the plinth with Ben, Liam and Bol 0:48:26.130 --> 0:48:27.890 on it out there in our desk. 0:48:27.930 --> 0:48:30.319 Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful. 0:48:30.600 --> 0:48:34.040 Liam gave everyone the homework, the fun little game of 0:48:34.680 --> 0:48:37.670 pick which bit Belle didn't want to put in the podcast. 0:48:37.690 --> 0:48:37.969 Belle removed. 0:48:38.680 --> 0:48:39.280 From the show. 0:48:39.440 --> 0:48:40.000 Strong-handed. 0:48:40.180 --> 0:48:41.260 It was probably like 10 minutes ago. 0:48:41.880 --> 0:48:42.110 Took it out. 0:48:42.140 --> 0:48:42.759 Backspaced it out. 0:48:43.020 --> 0:48:45.319 And we had to go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 0:48:45.360 --> 0:48:46.260 What the heck? 0:48:46.320 --> 0:48:47.520 She was stressed. 0:48:47.540 --> 0:48:49.540 She was stressed because the show wasn't full. And then 0:48:49.560 --> 0:48:52.049 she started taking bits out. Made no sense to me. 0:48:52.070 --> 0:48:52.290 It's weird. 0:48:52.310 --> 0:48:54.129 It's like we're sinking. It's like, let's put more holes 0:48:54.150 --> 0:48:55.730 in the ship. It might even it out a little bit. 0:48:55.750 --> 0:48:56.450 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:48:56.530 --> 0:48:58.130 It wasn't that passionately against us. 0:48:58.150 --> 0:48:59.710 Captain Ben and Liam had to say it. 0:48:59.730 --> 0:49:01.049 If we weren't looking, it would have just been removed. 0:49:01.070 --> 0:49:01.990 I came up with the wording. 0:49:02.719 --> 0:49:03.049 Sorry? 0:49:03.219 --> 0:49:06.089 I came up with the wording of the call-out, mind you. 0:49:06.110 --> 0:49:07.170 Why did you hate it so much? 0:49:07.190 --> 0:49:08.130 Yeah, why did you hate the bit? 0:49:08.430 --> 0:49:11.009 Because I was predicting you guys getting the calls and 0:49:11.030 --> 0:49:13.870 then being like, okay, and one of those talkbacks where 0:49:13.890 --> 0:49:14.370 you just go, yeah. 0:49:14.410 --> 0:49:18.569 Instead, we spoke about PVC pipes of hot cream and 0:49:18.610 --> 0:49:19.950 bacon being shot at rapid fire. 0:49:20.230 --> 0:49:29.799 Speed if you're in the whatsapp group um they would 0:49:29.820 --> 0:49:31.620 have so every morning in the whatsapp group i put 0:49:31.660 --> 0:49:33.900 in like hey you got everyone today we're doing this 0:49:33.940 --> 0:49:36.279 this this let me know if you've got anything uh 0:49:36.540 --> 0:49:37.560 but today where. 0:49:37.400 --> 0:49:38.440 Can people go if they want to be in the 0:49:38.460 --> 0:49:42.080 whatsapp group through me, Bella. Okay. 0:49:42.100 --> 0:49:43.640 Go through bowl. 0:49:43.719 --> 0:49:45.690 I don't think you can look it up. 0:49:45.820 --> 0:49:46.200 I don't know. 0:49:46.219 --> 0:49:47.779 No, well, look, hey, look, if you think you'd be 0:49:47.800 --> 0:49:48.419 a value contributor. 0:49:48.440 --> 0:49:49.319 Because it's a phone number, right? 0:49:49.340 --> 0:49:50.080 It's a phone number. 0:49:50.200 --> 0:49:52.680 It's a group, so I've got to add you into 0:49:52.719 --> 0:49:53.050 a group. 0:49:53.340 --> 0:49:54.660 So, I mean, look, if you want to be. 0:49:54.670 --> 0:49:55.890 What have you got in there, like 100 plus people? 0:49:55.930 --> 0:49:56.550 Yeah, yeah. 0:49:56.570 --> 0:49:58.750 But it's like, it's pretty boutique. Most of the time, 0:49:58.810 --> 0:50:00.770 if you're, if you've been on the show, you've told 0:50:00.810 --> 0:50:02.410 a good story, we're like, hey, we like your vibe. 0:50:02.530 --> 0:50:04.670 We'll invite you to the thing. And if you're not 0:50:04.730 --> 0:50:06.110 in it, it's not like we don't like your vibe. 0:50:06.880 --> 0:50:09.540 Just so you know, but... You'll probably get lots of messages. 0:50:09.580 --> 0:50:11.219 And I suppose it's one way of finding out some 0:50:11.239 --> 0:50:12.500 of the things that we're going to do before because 0:50:12.600 --> 0:50:15.020 it helps balance difficult rules. Yeah, but this. 0:50:14.900 --> 0:50:17.680 Morning I think everyone saw the wording of it I 0:50:17.719 --> 0:50:20.560 wrote for Spot the Bot was, this morning we're doing 0:50:20.600 --> 0:50:25.259 da-da-da and Spot the Bot. And then I said, if 0:50:25.280 --> 0:50:27.609 you've ever seen a robot somewhere, let me know. 0:50:27.650 --> 0:50:30.350 And then I said, da-da-da, the boys are going to do, quote, 0:50:30.510 --> 0:50:31.169 Spot the Bot. 0:50:31.370 --> 0:50:31.750 Ha-ha. 0:50:32.680 --> 0:50:34.000 Which I never really write like that. 0:50:34.040 --> 0:50:35.279 In the group, it's always just like, this is this, 0:50:35.320 --> 0:50:37.500 but you could probably read that and tell that I 0:50:37.520 --> 0:50:38.180 was a bit like, ugh. 0:50:38.200 --> 0:50:42.080 You know in Faster Pasta how you get the garlic 0:50:42.100 --> 0:50:43.940 bread before? You know, we were joking about how you'd 0:50:43.980 --> 0:50:47.020 read the menu and the robot would blast the cream 0:50:47.060 --> 0:50:49.739 into your mouth. It's funny. It's like you would open 0:50:49.780 --> 0:50:53.439 the door and in this scenario, boom, boom, the garlic 0:50:53.460 --> 0:50:55.359 bread would shoot into your mouth. 0:50:55.380 --> 0:50:56.980 That's assuming you want the garlic bread, though. 0:50:57.460 --> 0:50:58.860 Or because... I. 0:50:58.840 --> 0:51:00.100 Think actually what it would be like is like Rundle 0:51:00.120 --> 0:51:01.380 Mall where I was talking about those cameras. 0:51:01.800 --> 0:51:01.900 Hmm. 0:51:02.230 --> 0:51:03.670 It would be like they'd have one of them in 0:51:03.690 --> 0:51:06.590 the faster pasta. So immediately you open the door, it 0:51:06.770 --> 0:51:09.430 makes a full profile about you and it knows what 0:51:09.469 --> 0:51:10.870 you order and when you order it. So you don't 0:51:10.890 --> 0:51:12.700 even have to open your mouth and it's shooting. 0:51:12.719 --> 0:51:17.120 It'll read your brainwaves. 0:51:17.219 --> 0:51:18.700 It'll read what you're thinking. 0:51:19.080 --> 0:51:22.980 I imagine it's like there's a robot and you walk in. 0:51:23.260 --> 0:51:26.630 This is how they're getting faster and faster with their pasta. 0:51:26.670 --> 0:51:29.600 Because obviously you have to... digest the garlic bread normally. Like, 0:51:29.620 --> 0:51:32.120 you would have to chew it and take stages. But 0:51:32.500 --> 0:51:34.100 a way of getting it faster, there would be, like, 0:51:34.140 --> 0:51:36.299 a robot. So you basically walk in. It would sense 0:51:36.340 --> 0:51:39.090 if you need garlic bread. It would manhandle you. And 0:51:39.360 --> 0:51:41.430 it would feel quite rough. It would sort of, if 0:51:41.469 --> 0:51:43.730 you have, like, a hair, it would pull your head 0:51:43.790 --> 0:51:45.450 back so your throat really, like, opens up. And then 0:51:45.469 --> 0:51:48.330 it would just, its finger would be a pipette. And 0:51:48.350 --> 0:51:50.969 it would be... This is what they do. Basically, what 0:51:50.989 --> 0:51:56.200 it would be, it would be basically pre-chewed garlic bread. 0:51:56.280 --> 0:51:56.470 Yeah. 0:51:57.010 --> 0:51:58.900 And then it would just go... It would put it 0:51:59.140 --> 0:52:00.879 right in the back of your throat and it would 0:52:01.000 --> 0:52:03.680 squeeze the... Yeah, that's literally what we do. You would 0:52:03.719 --> 0:52:04.040 just have. 0:52:04.280 --> 0:52:06.200 It would bypass the Abdullah Al-Mungala. 0:52:06.340 --> 0:52:08.160 You would feel sort of full and you would have 0:52:08.180 --> 0:52:11.169 an aftertaste of garlic bread, but you won't actually know... 0:52:11.190 --> 0:52:12.670 It would be like, what the frick just happened? 0:52:12.690 --> 0:52:13.650 Do you think as it's doing that, it would have 0:52:13.690 --> 0:52:16.510 missed some garlic bread fragrance? It smells like you've had freshly. 0:52:16.350 --> 0:52:18.130 Cooked garlic bread. Well, you know when you get swooped by... 0:52:18.090 --> 0:52:19.450 And it takes you a little while to work out 0:52:19.469 --> 0:52:21.489 what happened. I think that would be the thing, but 0:52:21.510 --> 0:52:23.410 you'd just be like... You would have this overwhelming sense 0:52:23.430 --> 0:52:24.839 of just like, I think I've just eaten the garlic bread. 0:52:24.989 --> 0:52:26.750 Do you think it'll get to the point where, like, 0:52:26.810 --> 0:52:31.030 you imagine, fast forward now, from that technology in 10 years, 0:52:31.650 --> 0:52:36.770 like it's 2039, and Faster Pasta execs are sitting there going, 0:52:36.890 --> 0:52:39.279 how do we get even faster? And so then they 0:52:39.320 --> 0:52:42.739 start getting, you don't even know that you're going to 0:52:42.780 --> 0:52:45.480 go to Faster Pasta, and at 2 a.m. at night, 0:52:45.560 --> 0:52:48.040 the drone flies into your room whilst you're asleep. 0:52:48.060 --> 0:52:52.060 Yeah, and it shoots, it shoots like a little, a 0:52:52.160 --> 0:52:53.960 tiny little dart into your neck. 0:52:55.650 --> 0:52:58.040 So you're waking up at 2am going, I didn't even know. 0:52:59.040 --> 0:53:02.169 But the robots knew you wanted it for dinner that night. 0:53:02.739 --> 0:53:05.560 What are you talking about? It's basically diluted the pasta 0:53:05.580 --> 0:53:07.879 and you can put it into your bloodstream. So it's like, 0:53:08.140 --> 0:53:11.589 you have like a spike because you've had some carbohydrates, 0:53:11.610 --> 0:53:12.790 but it's all like pre-done. 0:53:12.810 --> 0:53:14.950 You're just born with it in your bloodstream already. 0:53:15.030 --> 0:53:16.669 It feels like a fever drink. 0:53:16.710 --> 0:53:21.080 Like, did I have pasta? What's wrong, Smitty? I think 0:53:21.100 --> 0:53:21.700 I just had a lasagna. 0:53:25.080 --> 0:53:28.140 Did you want lasagna? I must have. 0:53:28.760 --> 0:53:32.390 I think I just thought momentarily about it and for 0:53:32.410 --> 0:53:35.710 some reason my phone went and it charged. 0:53:35.290 --> 0:53:37.090 Me $ 19. 0:53:35.610 --> 0:53:36.350 99. 0:53:36.350 --> 0:53:37.610 This is so meta. 0:53:37.989 --> 0:53:42.569 This is so meta. Do we send this too fast 0:53:42.630 --> 0:53:42.790 or not? 0:53:44.860 --> 0:53:46.660 Because they're either going to love it or they're going 0:53:46.700 --> 0:53:49.560 to be like, these guys are not okay. Or they'll 0:53:49.700 --> 0:53:54.240 steal our idea and in 2037 we'll have a lawsuit 0:53:54.280 --> 0:53:54.860 on our hands. 0:53:55.940 --> 0:53:56.940 Show them this. 0:53:57.840 --> 0:54:01.430 No, that's not the only weird thing that you guys. 0:54:01.469 --> 0:54:02.969 Sorry, no, just a thing popped into my head. I 0:54:03.010 --> 0:54:05.150 can't remember if I told you guys or not. You know, 0:54:05.210 --> 0:54:07.339 I did. I did tell you. I told you about 0:54:07.380 --> 0:54:09.360 the thing I saw at Mona that it's like it 0:54:09.420 --> 0:54:11.420 feeds the machine food and it does poo at two 0:54:11.440 --> 0:54:12.020 o'clock every day. 0:54:12.400 --> 0:54:12.480 No. 0:54:12.500 --> 0:54:14.010 I told you about that. But I'm not telling you 0:54:14.030 --> 0:54:14.430 about that. 0:54:14.450 --> 0:54:15.070 That wasn't us. 0:54:15.070 --> 0:54:15.790 Sounds like Liam though. 0:54:17.570 --> 0:54:19.830 Five times a morning though, not just two o'clock. 0:54:19.850 --> 0:54:22.380 No, I did tell you. In Tasmania, I went to Mona. 0:54:22.930 --> 0:54:24.450 You told us you went to Moan. You never said 0:54:24.469 --> 0:54:25.590 there was a pooing machine. 0:54:25.739 --> 0:54:26.920 I did not? Oh, no. 0:54:27.280 --> 0:54:28.300 Sounds like a baby born. 0:54:28.800 --> 0:54:31.960 That's so effed up when you think about it. 0:54:31.980 --> 0:54:33.080 What was that about? 0:54:33.200 --> 0:54:33.700 I wanted one. 0:54:33.980 --> 0:54:39.049 I never got a baby born, but I wanted one. 0:54:39.110 --> 0:54:40.710 That was like the cool doll to have. I had 0:54:40.730 --> 0:54:43.709 the cheap rip off, but no wee hole on mine. 0:54:43.750 --> 0:54:44.170 No wee hole. 0:54:44.250 --> 0:54:46.589 And I used to tip the bottle upside down and think, 0:54:47.050 --> 0:54:49.029 How do they get the liquid to disappear when it's 0:54:49.070 --> 0:54:49.650 upside down? 0:54:50.310 --> 0:54:51.799 You know what I mean? I showed you this. The 0:54:51.820 --> 0:54:52.529 big machine. 0:54:52.590 --> 0:54:55.000 It's the stomachs, and it's all different. It's a very 0:54:55.060 --> 0:54:55.520 strange thing. 0:54:55.540 --> 0:54:56.920 Can I see it, though? 0:54:56.940 --> 0:54:59.080 It must have been your other radio show you showed. 0:54:59.120 --> 0:55:00.600 That's it doing the poop. 0:55:04.660 --> 0:55:06.469 I don't know what I'm looking at. Is that your mum? 0:55:07.489 --> 0:55:07.629 Oh. 0:55:07.650 --> 0:55:10.330 Why is that a thing? They feed it food, and 0:55:10.350 --> 0:55:13.969 then it's really creepy. It looks kind of creepy. Is 0:55:14.010 --> 0:55:14.310 it an art? 0:55:14.330 --> 0:55:15.350 A robot digesting food. 0:55:15.370 --> 0:55:16.170 Yeah, it's a robot digesting food. 0:55:16.190 --> 0:55:17.189 The same way a human does. 0:55:17.210 --> 0:55:18.410 Is it an art installation? 0:55:18.469 --> 0:55:18.730 It is. 0:55:18.910 --> 0:55:19.149 Okay. 0:55:19.170 --> 0:55:21.970 Mona's full of art installations. This thing's kind of weird. 0:55:22.030 --> 0:55:25.450 You'd click a button and it would, it's like a voluntary, 0:55:26.870 --> 0:55:28.770 you know, probably don't want to use the word, but 0:55:29.010 --> 0:55:29.350 I don't know. 0:55:29.370 --> 0:55:30.640 You're talking at us. What is that? 0:55:30.660 --> 0:55:31.089 Yeah. 0:55:31.200 --> 0:55:33.580 What is going on here? It was a leather couch. 0:55:33.820 --> 0:55:34.260 Right. 0:55:34.500 --> 0:55:36.020 And then there was a machine. 0:55:36.260 --> 0:55:36.500 Right. 0:55:36.520 --> 0:55:38.640 With a fluid in it and a laptop. And you 0:55:38.840 --> 0:55:39.500 press the button. 0:55:39.520 --> 0:55:39.739 Right. 0:55:39.760 --> 0:55:41.259 And it basically gives you an option if you want 0:55:41.280 --> 0:55:42.700 to die or not. 0:55:43.160 --> 0:55:43.239 Oh. 0:55:43.650 --> 0:55:44.450 And then you. 0:55:44.830 --> 0:55:45.670 So it's like euthanasia. 0:55:46.160 --> 0:55:48.100 Yeah, but if you click, like, enter, which I was like, 0:55:48.739 --> 0:55:50.040 I don't want to die, but I was like, I'm 0:55:50.060 --> 0:55:53.480 just interested. And it would say, like, and then the pipette, 0:55:53.739 --> 0:55:54.819 kind of how I was, that's why I was kind 0:55:54.840 --> 0:55:57.370 of imagining the fast passer, and it squeezes the liquid out, 0:55:57.380 --> 0:55:59.380 and it's like, now your breathing is slowing, and it 0:55:59.400 --> 0:56:01.259 sort of says, and it sort of said, now this 0:56:01.320 --> 0:56:04.279 is shut down. Now your brain has died. Now you 0:56:04.300 --> 0:56:05.930 are dead. Wait, so did you choose to do that? 0:56:06.230 --> 0:56:07.069 Or when you sat down. 0:56:07.090 --> 0:56:08.330 My dad and I sat on the couch, and we 0:56:08.370 --> 0:56:09.049 clicked it, and we were like. 0:56:10.050 --> 0:56:12.190 Yeah, but did it say morbid in it with your father? 0:56:12.250 --> 0:56:13.410 Didn't feel good about it after. 0:56:13.450 --> 0:56:14.650 Well, that's what they want you to feel. 0:56:14.670 --> 0:56:16.930 So I'm not sure this little tree, it's like a 0:56:16.969 --> 0:56:19.730 real tree inside a little environment and it's got like 0:56:19.950 --> 0:56:21.730 air and soil and stuff. 0:56:21.790 --> 0:56:22.510 That's pretty. 0:56:22.850 --> 0:56:24.710 This one was my least favorite, Belle. You wouldn't have 0:56:24.730 --> 0:56:25.150 liked this. 0:56:25.270 --> 0:56:26.770 What was the point of that one? Was that like? 0:56:27.250 --> 0:56:29.339 Is it supposed to be like apocalyptic? It's weird. 0:56:29.360 --> 0:56:31.170 We can grow a tree. 0:56:31.020 --> 0:56:33.680 In a jar. The worst thing I saw was just 0:56:33.700 --> 0:56:37.190 a wooden chair, a bowl. water in it, a knife, 0:56:37.450 --> 0:56:39.489 and then a goldfish just swimming free around. And I 0:56:39.489 --> 0:56:41.049 just felt very uneasy about that. 0:56:41.610 --> 0:56:44.560 Yeah, well, that's actually, sometimes people are like, what is that? 0:56:44.600 --> 0:56:46.720 And I'm like, I get that. I'm like, that is uneasy. 0:56:47.260 --> 0:56:48.640 It makes you feel. 0:56:48.840 --> 0:56:51.569 Do you want to kill the animal or do you 0:56:51.610 --> 0:56:52.210 want to let it live? 0:56:52.230 --> 0:56:53.270 I don't think that's what that is. 0:56:53.290 --> 0:56:55.089 Maybe you make a choice every day. 0:56:55.110 --> 0:56:56.710 To me, it's like you're swimming in danger. 0:56:57.400 --> 0:57:00.040 No, I swear. I could be wrong, but I swear 0:57:00.080 --> 0:57:02.380 I showed you guys this in the podcast. Hey, if 0:57:02.420 --> 0:57:04.440 anyone's listening right now, I'm like, I remember you saying it. 0:57:04.460 --> 0:57:06.219 Liam, we're telling you. 0:57:06.239 --> 0:57:09.000 But didn't I say it as bald and polished? 0:57:09.120 --> 0:57:11.080 No, you haven't shown us this. No, we haven't seen 0:57:11.100 --> 0:57:11.560 any of that. 0:57:11.680 --> 0:57:12.980 That's crazy. 0:57:13.020 --> 0:57:14.100 That's crazy. 0:57:14.160 --> 0:57:15.480 Well, I don't dream about it. Yeah, that's fine. But 0:57:15.500 --> 0:57:16.820 if you dream about pasta, you know what happens. 0:57:19.550 --> 0:57:21.860 No, I wanted to talk about another thing. 0:57:22.550 --> 0:57:24.670 Okay, I was going to make a segue between you 0:57:24.690 --> 0:57:26.050 guys being silly. 0:57:25.810 --> 0:57:26.610 And having a laugh. 0:57:26.970 --> 0:57:28.430 In your defence, it was a good link. 0:57:28.990 --> 0:57:30.290 Thanks, and then we got moaned. 0:57:30.330 --> 0:57:32.130 And then we went on to the moaned branch of 0:57:32.170 --> 0:57:32.490 the tree. 0:57:33.510 --> 0:57:34.030 Sorry, guys. 0:57:34.380 --> 0:57:35.100 We got Liam's. 0:57:36.320 --> 0:57:38.340 We got Liam phone screened where he just. 0:57:39.800 --> 0:57:40.960 I do that a lot. 0:57:41.000 --> 0:57:42.200 I've noticed, I've noticed. 0:57:42.240 --> 0:57:45.840 Yeah, well, except for you forgot that I was here 0:57:45.880 --> 0:57:47.460 and just started showing your old mate. 0:57:48.900 --> 0:57:51.600 Steph didn't see any of the stuff we were just showing. 0:57:51.640 --> 0:57:53.180 I had to beg, I had to beg. 0:57:53.220 --> 0:57:53.890 Can I see it? 0:57:53.950 --> 0:57:54.680 Oh, yeah! 0:57:55.410 --> 0:57:58.150 Steph's got business too. I've got a few points of business. 0:57:58.170 --> 0:57:59.650 Actually, I wanted to say something. I just had an 0:57:59.750 --> 0:58:00.850 idea popped in my head, and I don't know if 0:58:00.890 --> 0:58:02.970 this crams with your business, but maybe we could do it. 0:58:03.070 --> 0:58:03.990 Another tree branch? 0:58:04.010 --> 0:58:07.530 Wow. We went from my segue, I got eclipsed by Steph, 0:58:07.550 --> 0:58:08.610 and now she's been done by me. 0:58:08.680 --> 0:58:09.020 Yeah, well. 0:58:09.040 --> 0:58:10.080 I think we've got to all agree this would be 0:58:10.100 --> 0:58:11.880 a fun bit. If you just keep the powder dry 0:58:11.900 --> 0:58:13.400 on a few things, Steph, Why don't we do a 0:58:13.460 --> 0:58:15.700 break this week where it's like annoying things you've noticed 0:58:15.720 --> 0:58:17.240 about Ben and I after working with us for two weeks. 0:58:17.280 --> 0:58:18.680 I was going to ask you. I was going to 0:58:18.720 --> 0:58:20.400 link into like we could do that as a. 0:58:20.360 --> 0:58:22.880 Sort of thing. But like an on-air thing. It's like, okay, 0:58:22.980 --> 0:58:24.200 we work together every day now. We spend a lot 0:58:24.240 --> 0:58:26.180 of time together. What have you noticed? 0:58:26.220 --> 0:58:26.910 Is it annoying? 0:58:26.990 --> 0:58:28.470 You know what I mean? That might be a good insight. 0:58:28.510 --> 0:58:29.510 That could be a fun break, I think. 0:58:29.530 --> 0:58:30.890 It's for the radio show, though. I feel like it's 0:58:30.910 --> 0:58:32.910 a little bit inward. I feel like for the podcast, 0:58:33.070 --> 0:58:33.390 people would. 0:58:33.410 --> 0:58:34.090 Or is it get you? 0:58:34.130 --> 0:58:35.420 Yeah, no, we're not doing it on the radio. No, 0:58:35.430 --> 0:58:36.430 why not? I think it's funny. 0:58:36.450 --> 0:58:37.870 What are you talking about? We wouldn't do that on 0:58:37.890 --> 0:58:41.610 the radio show. Oh, you've lost the plot. 0:58:41.690 --> 0:58:43.150 Have you noticed little things? 0:58:43.250 --> 0:58:44.310 No, I get it. 0:58:44.670 --> 0:58:47.990 There are things. At this point, I'm not finding them irritating. 0:58:48.010 --> 0:58:48.430 Okay. 0:58:48.490 --> 0:58:50.190 I'll keep them to myself. That actually wasn't what my 0:58:50.230 --> 0:58:50.810 business was. 0:58:51.290 --> 0:58:52.800 It doesn't need to be irritating. It could just be 0:58:52.820 --> 0:58:53.700 you've noticed. 0:58:54.090 --> 0:58:56.980 Liam said annoying, though. And I just also, it's third week. 0:58:57.020 --> 0:58:58.880 I don't want to come in guns blazing. 0:58:58.540 --> 0:59:00.479 Like you guys. It doesn't have to be annoying. 0:59:00.600 --> 0:59:02.720 I think radio show could be doable. 0:59:02.820 --> 0:59:05.320 Like Liam, he'll chicken peck his keyboard. I don't find 0:59:05.360 --> 0:59:08.740 that annoying. It's a funny thing that I know he does. 0:59:08.820 --> 0:59:09.260 A quirk. 0:59:09.280 --> 0:59:10.140 It's a quirk. 0:59:10.320 --> 0:59:12.680 Well, do you have anything that you've noticed about me? 0:59:12.700 --> 0:59:13.860 Because you could go both ways. 0:59:13.900 --> 0:59:14.440 I'd love to know. 0:59:14.460 --> 0:59:16.300 This is true. 0:59:16.360 --> 0:59:18.180 I think you've got drippy fashion sense. 0:59:18.430 --> 0:59:18.990 Really? 0:59:19.070 --> 0:59:20.850 I'd say you'd be the most fashionable member of the team. 0:59:20.990 --> 0:59:21.130 Oh. 0:59:21.470 --> 0:59:21.850 Yeah. 0:59:21.870 --> 0:59:23.830 I haven't seen Volcom in a long time. 0:59:23.850 --> 0:59:25.930 This is my partner's and I love it so much. 0:59:26.070 --> 0:59:27.310 I've taken it from him. 0:59:27.330 --> 0:59:27.830 Yeah. 0:59:27.910 --> 0:59:28.390 Yeah. 0:59:28.430 --> 0:59:30.209 No, thank you. It's sick. I'll pass it on. He'll 0:59:30.270 --> 0:59:31.410 actually be fans. 0:59:31.450 --> 0:59:31.700 He is. 0:59:31.760 --> 0:59:32.280 I'll have to. 0:59:32.760 --> 0:59:33.300 Yeah. 0:59:33.320 --> 0:59:33.820 That's cool. 0:59:34.000 --> 0:59:36.160 Definitely hypochondriac. I get that immediately. 0:59:36.300 --> 0:59:36.800 How so? 0:59:36.820 --> 0:59:41.480 You seem very wound up about health issues that you 0:59:41.540 --> 0:59:42.760 may perceive that you have. 0:59:42.950 --> 0:59:44.930 Is that on pod or off pod chat? 0:59:45.870 --> 0:59:49.180 As in... like day to day do I notice you 0:59:49.200 --> 0:59:50.980 seem stressed about stuff no it's more just like when 0:59:51.000 --> 0:59:52.620 you do bring it up in the podcast I can 0:59:53.120 --> 0:59:54.960 see it behind my eyes. 0:59:54.720 --> 0:59:56.360 Steph you're also a ball of energy I think you've 0:59:56.380 --> 0:59:58.090 done wonders for the team like a real shot in 0:59:58.110 --> 1:00:00.030 the arm sort of like you know it's good energy 1:00:00.070 --> 1:00:01.950 we're all up and about I did ask you point 1:00:01.990 --> 1:00:03.410 blank this morning if you're a voodoo girl I get 1:00:03.430 --> 1:00:05.070 a bit of voodoo vibe off of you for some 1:00:05.090 --> 1:00:08.040 reason I think you would smoke Well, not like smoke 1:00:08.060 --> 1:00:09.880 bongs and stuff, but I mean like smoke house. 1:00:09.900 --> 1:00:10.419 Sage and stuff. 1:00:10.460 --> 1:00:11.040 Smoke sage. 1:00:11.080 --> 1:00:11.840 Yeah, I dabble. 1:00:11.860 --> 1:00:13.240 I kind of have you down as, yeah. 1:00:13.480 --> 1:00:15.240 Yeah, but then you said, no, I'm not. I was like, 1:00:15.460 --> 1:00:18.770 definitely not. I said, I don't dabble in. 1:00:18.810 --> 1:00:20.450 This is probably alluding to the fact that I do, 1:00:20.470 --> 1:00:21.870 because I was like, I don't do voodoo because I 1:00:21.910 --> 1:00:23.470 believe in like the dark magic. I don't want to 1:00:23.510 --> 1:00:25.870 mess with like the dark energies, but like I've dabbled in. 1:00:25.830 --> 1:00:28.150 A bit of... I got the fact that you believe 1:00:28.190 --> 1:00:28.790 in dark magic. 1:00:28.810 --> 1:00:28.970 Yeah. 1:00:29.070 --> 1:00:29.370 I do. 1:00:29.390 --> 1:00:29.750 I do. 1:00:29.990 --> 1:00:31.830 I don't know how to summarize this in a succinct way, 1:00:31.870 --> 1:00:34.530 but I get the vibe that in your brain, there's 1:00:34.550 --> 1:00:38.360 a lot going on. In terms of like, so what's 1:00:38.380 --> 1:00:39.580 your Instagram if you want to plug it? 1:00:39.740 --> 1:00:40.820 StephBethF. 1:00:41.040 --> 1:00:44.190 So it's S-T-E-P-H and then B-E-T-H and then the letter F. 1:00:44.360 --> 1:00:45.720 That is my middle name, Stephanie Beth. 1:00:45.740 --> 1:00:48.540 Like silly, milly, jobby, bobby, derby brown. 1:00:48.700 --> 1:00:49.520 StephBethF. 1:00:49.800 --> 1:00:52.910 StephBethChef. Anyone that does follow you from this point on 1:00:52.930 --> 1:00:54.750 will notice that like, you don't really post that much, 1:00:54.770 --> 1:00:56.210 but if you do post something on your story, I 1:00:56.490 --> 1:00:58.390 don't know if this is like an aesthetic choice, but 1:00:58.430 --> 1:01:01.470 you'll post like, you'll post like paragraphs of text on 1:01:01.510 --> 1:01:04.230 top of a picture or a video. And I, from 1:01:04.250 --> 1:01:06.610 knowing you now for a few weeks- That is what 1:01:06.650 --> 1:01:08.420 I imagine is inside of your brain is there's a 1:01:08.540 --> 1:01:09.330 lot going on. 1:01:09.750 --> 1:01:10.030 Yeah. 1:01:10.230 --> 1:01:12.330 I'm going to be honest. I saw that story too. 1:01:12.490 --> 1:01:13.160 I didn't read it. 1:01:13.170 --> 1:01:15.010 Which one? The one that was like, the text was 1:01:15.030 --> 1:01:16.230 the whole screen. 1:01:16.310 --> 1:01:19.230 I was like, Steph! Dude, I literally was like, so 1:01:19.330 --> 1:01:21.170 I've started writing down on my phone. Cause I used to, 1:01:21.210 --> 1:01:22.490 I have a lot of thoughts and I always just 1:01:22.510 --> 1:01:24.150 write them out or do them on Snapchat. And now 1:01:24.190 --> 1:01:25.570 that I'm like not on the radio all the time, 1:01:25.610 --> 1:01:27.070 I'm like, where do I put these thoughts? 1:01:27.090 --> 1:01:27.930 And I was like, I'm just going to put them 1:01:27.970 --> 1:01:28.430 on my Instagram. 1:01:28.570 --> 1:01:30.130 I don't care. 1:01:30.250 --> 1:01:34.300 S-T-E-P-H. Getting the big call out. B-E-T-H. I'm probably unstable. 1:01:34.360 --> 1:01:37.580 One million thoughts. And then the letter F. And then, yes. 1:01:37.820 --> 1:01:39.620 So I'm getting into shit posting. 1:01:39.640 --> 1:01:41.820 I'm getting a bit more confident with it because I 1:01:41.860 --> 1:01:43.260 just have a lot of things. 1:01:43.300 --> 1:01:45.700 To me, that's your aesthetic on Instagram is lots of 1:01:45.920 --> 1:01:48.080 information on one picture. 1:01:48.240 --> 1:01:48.670 I love it. 1:01:48.760 --> 1:01:51.280 I think it's so fun because I've started writing, like 1:01:51.390 --> 1:01:53.090 when I was in Melbourne over the weekend, I would 1:01:53.130 --> 1:01:55.930 just have something come to me. Here, I'll do one thought, 1:01:55.950 --> 1:02:00.370 but then I sort of elaborate on it. God, my 1:02:00.410 --> 1:02:04.890 business has been swiped. So I actually wrote down this 1:02:05.030 --> 1:02:08.430 thing that says thoughts. I wrote down, wine and cheese, 1:02:08.530 --> 1:02:11.610 unmatched duo. Oysters are a fun sensory experience. It makes 1:02:11.650 --> 1:02:13.370 me sad that as a society we all have to 1:02:13.430 --> 1:02:15.690 work on Mondays. Three is the perfect number. What about 1:02:15.710 --> 1:02:18.390 a three-day weekend? I love being a tourist in my 1:02:18.410 --> 1:02:18.950 own country. 1:02:18.970 --> 1:02:21.870 Oh, it's like slam poetry. 1:02:22.010 --> 1:02:25.960 If someone like DM'd me that, I'd be like, nah. 1:02:26.820 --> 1:02:28.700 Get in block. 1:02:28.720 --> 1:02:31.320 But they're all individual topics and then I would elaborate 1:02:31.440 --> 1:02:33.110 on all of the things that I. 1:02:33.990 --> 1:02:35.430 Would like be thinking about it. 1:02:35.450 --> 1:02:37.370 They're just more like a hook for me so that 1:02:37.450 --> 1:02:40.210 I can remember, oh, oysters are a fun sensory experience. 1:02:40.270 --> 1:02:42.820 Are you able to, if you had to, are you 1:02:42.880 --> 1:02:45.000 able to meditate? Like, can you actually sit there and 1:02:45.040 --> 1:02:45.700 not have a thought? 1:02:45.920 --> 1:02:48.360 No, genuinely no, no, I actually can't. 1:02:48.440 --> 1:02:50.090 And I have to, like, if I do, I would 1:02:50.110 --> 1:02:52.200 have to put headphones on and really like lock in and. 1:02:52.590 --> 1:02:54.030 And then it's that thing where they're like, if your 1:02:54.070 --> 1:02:57.120 thoughts wander, it's okay. Bring it back to the present. 1:02:57.140 --> 1:02:59.100 I'm like, but how long? How long do I have? 1:02:59.500 --> 1:03:04.000 Because there is always something like, yeah, it's, it's, I could, yeah. 1:03:04.920 --> 1:03:06.459 I used to get in trouble at my old job. 1:03:06.480 --> 1:03:08.340 Like my content director there would be like, you just 1:03:08.360 --> 1:03:09.350 have a stream of consciousness. 1:03:09.370 --> 1:03:10.630 You need to, you need to chill out. 1:03:10.690 --> 1:03:13.150 A stream of consciousness is a great word for it. 1:03:13.150 --> 1:03:15.910 Cause it's like, yeah, it's just, it just starts to flow. 1:03:15.970 --> 1:03:17.390 It starts to go. And then I can see it's 1:03:17.410 --> 1:03:20.400 just going to flow until someone actually stops them. Sorry, man. 1:03:20.580 --> 1:03:23.540 And, Two minutes ago, your old boss texted me, who 1:03:23.580 --> 1:03:25.620 runs the Australian Radio School, which Ben and I will 1:03:25.760 --> 1:03:28.590 talk at, yes. And I did tell you guys, I 1:03:28.610 --> 1:03:33.910 didn't really pull punches last night. And he said, he 1:03:33.950 --> 1:03:35.910 just texted me and said, hang on. 1:03:36.290 --> 1:03:37.510 Does Ben just not do them anymore? 1:03:37.910 --> 1:03:39.010 I haven't done the last two. 1:03:39.110 --> 1:03:39.950 He's got a young family. 1:03:39.970 --> 1:03:42.540 Got a very young family. No, Sam's birthday last. 1:03:42.440 --> 1:03:42.900 Night, 30th birthday. 1:03:42.920 --> 1:03:44.460 What was the time before? I can't even remember. 1:03:44.680 --> 1:03:46.600 There was a legitimate reason. He was on something. 1:03:46.920 --> 1:03:47.140 Yeah. 1:03:47.460 --> 1:03:48.180 There was a reason for it. 1:03:48.800 --> 1:03:50.919 I was actually thinking, and I don't know if you're... 1:03:51.480 --> 1:03:52.580 I still want to do it, but I was like, 1:03:52.620 --> 1:03:53.660 maybe we do take it in turns. 1:03:54.060 --> 1:03:54.900 That's a good idea. 1:03:55.120 --> 1:03:57.720 Yeah, well, to be honest, we would always do it together. 1:03:57.740 --> 1:04:00.450 And then in the past, there's been times where one 1:04:00.490 --> 1:04:01.690 of us couldn't do it, and then the other one 1:04:01.710 --> 1:04:02.370 would always do it. 1:04:02.890 --> 1:04:04.950 I think when you're asking, they're asking so many questions 1:04:05.110 --> 1:04:06.750 that we both sometimes feel the need to both have 1:04:06.790 --> 1:04:08.550 our answer. And you don't actually get through many things. 1:04:08.570 --> 1:04:10.090 So I was like, I think we could maybe do 1:04:10.110 --> 1:04:13.560 a little bit of a system. But he said, thank you, Liam. 1:04:13.580 --> 1:04:15.560 You were amazing last night. You were very, very honest. 1:04:16.250 --> 1:04:19.540 He always comes out with these very interesting compliments. 1:04:19.560 --> 1:04:21.900 No, no, no, but that's what I said. I was 1:04:21.960 --> 1:04:24.360 being very honest. Actually, you did much of that. I 1:04:24.380 --> 1:04:27.180 don't know how people just like slowly dropping off like, actually, 1:04:27.200 --> 1:04:29.500 I don't want to be on the radio anymore. 1:04:29.560 --> 1:04:32.560 Steph actually has a radio school thing to bring up 1:04:32.580 --> 1:04:33.880 with Liam. I do, actually. 1:04:33.900 --> 1:04:34.980 Hit me. Hit me, Steph. 1:04:35.080 --> 1:04:35.680 I will, actually. 1:04:35.700 --> 1:04:38.080 Sorry, Belle, we'll get to yours eventually. 1:04:38.100 --> 1:04:38.600 Sorry. 1:04:38.640 --> 1:04:40.700 I'll make this quick. We'll slide in bells in the back. 1:04:41.420 --> 1:04:43.860 I might get a HR about that. 1:04:43.940 --> 1:04:45.160 Sorry about that, actually. 1:04:46.760 --> 1:04:50.760 Well, I'll write that in my thoughts for later on. 1:04:51.360 --> 1:04:54.090 So it's good to know that you follow me on 1:04:54.110 --> 1:04:55.770 Instagram today because I've been waiting for a reply from 1:04:55.810 --> 1:04:58.010 you since August the 25th, 2023. 1:04:58.010 --> 1:05:01.910 Christ, I apologize for that. 1:05:02.590 --> 1:05:05.650 That's because I got the big star award in radio 1:05:05.690 --> 1:05:07.090 school and Sean Craig sent through. 1:05:07.140 --> 1:05:09.080 Just thought I'd pass on some feedback from Liam on 1:05:09.120 --> 1:05:12.010 your demo. It's pretty cool, hey? And you're actually quite nice. 1:05:12.030 --> 1:05:15.910 You said, Sean, these demos are genuinely incredible. To sound 1:05:15.950 --> 1:05:18.150 that relaxed and to get your personality across like that 1:05:18.230 --> 1:05:19.450 after just starting out is crazy. 1:05:19.730 --> 1:05:21.070 I tied with another girl, Kayla. 1:05:21.090 --> 1:05:23.140 There you go. So I would have listened to your 1:05:23.180 --> 1:05:24.160 demo at some point. 1:05:24.180 --> 1:05:26.820 You did. And then I replied, oh my goodness, that's 1:05:26.840 --> 1:05:29.440 so exciting. Thanks so much for passing on the compliment. 1:05:29.580 --> 1:05:33.660 That's really lovely. If you catch Liam, please pass on 1:05:33.960 --> 1:05:37.040 my biggest thanks for his kind words and also plinth. 1:05:37.360 --> 1:05:38.020 He'll know what it means. 1:05:38.440 --> 1:05:40.480 Oh, that's nice. And then does Sean? 1:05:40.640 --> 1:05:43.040 Nope. I never got a reply. I screenshot it right here. 1:05:43.060 --> 1:05:44.280 I just went back to my emails earlier. 1:05:44.300 --> 1:05:45.000 Is that me? 1:05:45.060 --> 1:05:45.680 Did I get that? 1:05:46.340 --> 1:05:48.050 I sent it back to Sean. 1:05:48.120 --> 1:05:49.850 Yeah, but I'm not in that email, Steph. 1:05:49.910 --> 1:05:51.590 Well, he wouldn't pass on your email address. 1:05:52.240 --> 1:05:54.800 But how am I supposed to reply to something that 1:05:54.860 --> 1:05:55.760 hasn't come to me? 1:05:56.140 --> 1:05:57.860 Yeah, but do you think Sean got that and was like, 1:05:57.940 --> 1:05:59.340 what the hell? Do you reckon he passed it on 1:05:59.410 --> 1:05:59.660 or no? 1:05:59.680 --> 1:06:01.910 Well, he didn't pass it on, obviously. You know what 1:06:01.950 --> 1:06:04.110 I mean? And you could have had my email. 1:06:04.190 --> 1:06:05.810 We'd give out our email in the school where it 1:06:05.830 --> 1:06:06.590 was like, hey, email us. 1:06:06.670 --> 1:06:08.230 I won't take the strike for that because if it 1:06:08.310 --> 1:06:10.590 was like you DMed me or you'd actually reached out 1:06:10.610 --> 1:06:13.390 and I hadn't replied, but that's different. There's a middleman there. 1:06:13.470 --> 1:06:15.280 Who's to say Sean never passed that? 1:06:15.800 --> 1:06:18.300 Well, not long after I decided to try again. 1:06:18.320 --> 1:06:23.270 Maybe I'll take the strike for this one then. No, 1:06:23.310 --> 1:06:26.630 this was in Ben, Liam and Belle's pod squad because 1:06:26.710 --> 1:06:28.780 I posted something in the new one today, a bit 1:06:28.800 --> 1:06:31.000 of a debut. And Belle and I were chatting and 1:06:31.020 --> 1:06:32.660 we were like, is it my first time? 1:06:32.680 --> 1:06:33.100 Nay. 1:06:33.120 --> 1:06:36.720 I posted this. The whiteboard in my office is sacred. 1:06:36.760 --> 1:06:38.320 I'm not allowed to write on it. How long until 1:06:38.360 --> 1:06:40.520 I realize? And I plinth bombed it. 1:06:40.550 --> 1:06:42.910 And I wrote here, plinth, the word. 1:06:43.430 --> 1:06:45.520 And I posted it in the pod squad. 1:06:45.600 --> 1:06:46.380 That's great. 1:06:46.460 --> 1:06:48.040 What date did you post that in the pod squad? 1:06:48.060 --> 1:06:51.380 So that was the 25th of May, 2023. That's impressive. 1:06:51.420 --> 1:06:56.170 And I got plinth from Zoe Sewell and Beck Easley, plinth. 1:06:56.270 --> 1:06:58.310 And then I replied to both, God bless you. 1:06:58.430 --> 1:06:59.670 Thank you. 1:06:59.790 --> 1:07:01.330 Once again, I will not take a strike for that. 1:07:01.510 --> 1:07:04.240 I'm famously not entirely across the pod squad. 1:07:04.280 --> 1:07:06.800 My two friends here, a little bit more. Steph has 1:07:06.840 --> 1:07:09.380 just done a post. Yeah, I saw the post in 1:07:09.400 --> 1:07:10.020 the pod squad. 1:07:10.040 --> 1:07:11.459 Do you want to do the honors and show Liam? 1:07:11.580 --> 1:07:12.020 Yeah, sure. 1:07:12.060 --> 1:07:14.040 I can describe it for those listening, and I'll show 1:07:14.060 --> 1:07:14.479 it to Liam. 1:07:14.580 --> 1:07:15.000 Okay. 1:07:15.700 --> 1:07:16.240 I don't know. 1:07:16.260 --> 1:07:19.200 Should you show Liam first? 1:07:19.400 --> 1:07:22.220 No, I'd rather me try and describe it so that 1:07:22.240 --> 1:07:25.220 the podcaster can be like Liam and hearing it. So 1:07:25.420 --> 1:07:28.500 it says, Steph Freeman is feeling hopeful. Something like that. 1:07:29.020 --> 1:07:29.420 Right. 1:07:29.440 --> 1:07:31.890 And it's Liam kind of like, almost looks like he's mogging. 1:07:31.910 --> 1:07:33.650 It's kind of like, she's got a photo of you 1:07:33.670 --> 1:07:34.290 somewhere mogging. 1:07:34.510 --> 1:07:34.710 Okay. 1:07:35.250 --> 1:07:39.840 And it's you saying, better vids, peasant. And then it's like, Steph. 1:07:40.430 --> 1:07:42.700 And it says, please, sir, do you like my vids? 1:07:43.400 --> 1:07:46.200 And it's like, she's posted her as like a humble servant. 1:07:47.180 --> 1:07:49.180 And then you're kind of like this immortal demigod. 1:07:49.200 --> 1:07:50.100 What's on the laptop? 1:07:50.320 --> 1:07:51.340 What's on the laptop? 1:07:51.440 --> 1:07:52.300 Zoom in, zoom in. 1:07:54.020 --> 1:07:54.500 What is that? 1:07:54.680 --> 1:07:56.760 That's the most recent video that says stressful. 1:07:57.120 --> 1:07:58.520 The most recent video that's a stress word. It's a 1:07:58.520 --> 1:07:59.900 good meme. I appreciate that. 1:07:59.920 --> 1:08:00.700 She's done a meme. 1:08:01.040 --> 1:08:04.120 She's done a meme, basically, yeah. Which is on the 1:08:04.260 --> 1:08:05.419 pod squad for all to see. 1:08:05.440 --> 1:08:06.700 That's funny. 1:08:06.740 --> 1:08:07.550 Please like and comment. 1:08:07.610 --> 1:08:10.030 It is my first contribution as a team member. 1:08:10.090 --> 1:08:11.170 Yeah, as a team member. 1:08:11.290 --> 1:08:14.830 I like that. Thank you, Steph. Still, once again, that's 1:08:14.850 --> 1:08:16.150 gone up an hour ago. I was doing the show. 1:08:16.170 --> 1:08:17.070 I haven't, you know. 1:08:17.990 --> 1:08:18.590 No, it's okay. 1:08:18.610 --> 1:08:19.090 Do you know what? 1:08:19.430 --> 1:08:20.470 I did say to Belle, I was like, do you 1:08:20.490 --> 1:08:22.269 think that Liam will take it personally? I don't want 1:08:22.300 --> 1:08:24.450 to write peasant if he's going to stop. giving me 1:08:24.490 --> 1:08:25.250 feedback on the vids. 1:08:25.729 --> 1:08:26.470 Oh, no. 1:08:26.510 --> 1:08:27.930 He'll give you that. 1:08:28.010 --> 1:08:28.950 He'll give you that LCA. 1:08:28.970 --> 1:08:30.450 No hard feelings. No hard feelings. 1:08:30.470 --> 1:08:35.219 What's the LCA? Well, it used to be the lamp edit. Yeah. 1:08:35.460 --> 1:08:39.540 Because famously Cam, cameraman Cam, loved him, was at DCP. He, 1:08:40.020 --> 1:08:42.270 one of the best in the biz, and he would 1:08:42.290 --> 1:08:43.970 put in a lot of blood, sweat and tears into 1:08:44.010 --> 1:08:46.850 like these monster edits. And then Liam would come in 1:08:46.870 --> 1:08:48.139 and give her the LCA and he'd be like, cut that, 1:08:48.150 --> 1:08:50.000 cut that, cut this, snip it down. 1:08:50.180 --> 1:08:54.760 Three minutes down to 30 seconds. And I had an 1:08:54.840 --> 1:08:56.259 LCA the other day, which I'll cop. 1:08:56.270 --> 1:08:58.570 Well, I won a certain way. 1:08:58.890 --> 1:09:02.940 What video was that? Oh, the Liquid Ass. 1:09:02.990 --> 1:09:04.880 I made the Liquid Ass video and I put it 1:09:04.979 --> 1:09:06.740 to you boys and I was like, hey, what do 1:09:06.760 --> 1:09:07.100 you think? 1:09:07.340 --> 1:09:10.640 And Liam just went, oh, first half out. 1:09:10.700 --> 1:09:11.500 I was like, okay. 1:09:11.560 --> 1:09:14.660 I feel like, you know, in the movies when they, 1:09:15.260 --> 1:09:17.900 it's like someone who runs a newsroom. And there's like 1:09:17.960 --> 1:09:19.940 tons of people and they've got the screens like, why 1:09:19.960 --> 1:09:24.090 are we going to leave it at six? And yeah. 1:09:24.100 --> 1:09:24.860 You've come in and gone. 1:09:24.939 --> 1:09:26.910 I feel like the person running, they're like, this. 1:09:26.850 --> 1:09:27.590 Is my newsroom. 1:09:27.630 --> 1:09:28.530 You're Ron Burgundy. 1:09:29.150 --> 1:09:32.610 He is the anchor man. I'm more thinking the person 1:09:32.650 --> 1:09:33.530 in the back in the shadows. 1:09:33.550 --> 1:09:33.929 The exec producer. 1:09:33.950 --> 1:09:35.330 There's actually quite a bit in the pod squad. Do 1:09:35.410 --> 1:09:36.310 you guys like Succession? 1:09:36.330 --> 1:09:37.729 I haven't watched it. 1:09:37.770 --> 1:09:39.590 Can I burn through these pod squad posts? Because there's 1:09:39.610 --> 1:09:41.330 a lot there that I think are worth talking about. 1:09:41.870 --> 1:09:42.870 We'll get to Bill's thing at some point. 1:09:42.950 --> 1:09:43.130 It's fine. 1:09:43.150 --> 1:09:44.550 And Succession, I think we can just put a pin 1:09:44.590 --> 1:09:45.719 in that, right? I know where I am. 1:09:46.350 --> 1:09:49.270 But yeah, great show you should watch. 1:09:50.170 --> 1:09:53.950 Okay, where do I start? So Ryan Carr said, I 1:09:53.990 --> 1:09:58.120 found Liam's playlist on Spotify. It says sex playlist, and 1:09:58.160 --> 1:10:02.080 then it's just got 10, it's got the same song 1:10:02.080 --> 1:10:04.220 10 times posted cantina band. 1:10:04.920 --> 1:10:07.389 I'd play it, but I can't. 1:10:07.400 --> 1:10:16.910 Yeah. Max Rebo, of course, on the keys. 1:10:17.270 --> 1:10:21.810 Yes, very fast-paced song, that one. High BPM, I'd say. 1:10:22.030 --> 1:10:27.290 Martin Verwernder. FYI, just a heads up, the ATO has 1:10:27.310 --> 1:10:29.970 been informed Sarah should expect a SWAT team at their 1:10:30.010 --> 1:10:34.439 compound any time now. Lying to the ATO is a 1:10:34.479 --> 1:10:36.799 serious crime and punishable by 10 years offence. 1:10:37.200 --> 1:10:39.000 Was that about the phone at the airport? 1:10:39.060 --> 1:10:39.640 What was that about? 1:10:39.700 --> 1:10:42.400 Yeah. And then Lockie said, I was so shook that 1:10:42.439 --> 1:10:44.340 Liam openly admitted to tax fraud on it. 1:10:47.939 --> 1:10:48.889 Oh, about the. 1:10:49.229 --> 1:10:51.590 Getting the tax back. He's like, yeah, bro, you're just 1:10:51.610 --> 1:10:52.090 telling me to do this? 1:10:53.110 --> 1:10:56.769 Everyone, do it. You should. There's money on the table. 1:10:57.270 --> 1:10:59.290 Lockie also did his own post. He said, double up 1:10:59.410 --> 1:11:03.110 on episode number 120, a strike to Mr. Liam Stapleton. 1:11:04.040 --> 1:11:08.120 Episode 20, sorry, 120, Experience My Jar of Stank. Episode 120, 1:11:08.120 --> 1:11:09.910 Silly Millie, Joby Bobby, Joby Brown. 1:11:09.950 --> 1:11:10.790 Oh, Christ almighty. 1:11:10.830 --> 1:11:14.290 That is totally my bad, you guys. Which makes today, 1:11:14.310 --> 1:11:18.330 at 122, How Do We Make the Pasta Faster? 1:11:18.350 --> 1:11:21.870 Sorry about that. 1:11:21.910 --> 1:11:25.980 Last one from Aaron said, A bit late to the party, 1:11:26.020 --> 1:11:28.559 but I found a sticker of Belle. It's quite funny. 1:11:28.600 --> 1:11:30.480 It's a toast brain. 1:11:30.500 --> 1:11:31.140 God bless you. 1:11:31.160 --> 1:11:32.720 It's like a Japanese sticker. So cute. 1:11:33.229 --> 1:11:36.500 People had Toastbrain commenting on my personal Instagram post now. 1:11:36.510 --> 1:11:40.570 That's funny. I was like, I don't know. Toastbrain Jackson. 1:11:40.590 --> 1:11:47.240 Well, speaking of the authorities being called, I mean, pretty 1:11:47.280 --> 1:11:49.820 close to the line. Pretty close to the line. That 1:11:49.860 --> 1:11:52.500 was the general consensus from the team this morning. What? 1:11:52.900 --> 1:11:54.460 Are you talking about Ben's? 1:11:54.520 --> 1:11:58.210 No, no. Bell was saying that people have been commenting 1:11:58.250 --> 1:11:59.809 Toastbrain on her personal Instagram. 1:11:59.890 --> 1:12:00.030 Hmm. 1:12:00.510 --> 1:12:02.070 And I was merely stating the fact that there was 1:12:02.090 --> 1:12:07.370 some audio used that was close to the line. Why 1:12:07.390 --> 1:12:07.990 are you talking? 1:12:08.010 --> 1:12:08.810 Should I know what you're talking about? 1:12:08.830 --> 1:12:12.599 A particular accent. A particular accent. 1:12:12.610 --> 1:12:15.160 Oh, of course. Sorry. Sorry. 1:12:15.260 --> 1:12:15.500 What? 1:12:16.520 --> 1:12:18.820 Before I get to that, was there a comment about 1:12:18.860 --> 1:12:19.840 me arriving late today? 1:12:19.860 --> 1:12:19.920 No? 1:12:20.860 --> 1:12:22.900 No one said anything. 1:12:22.960 --> 1:12:23.820 I don't think so. 1:12:24.160 --> 1:12:25.660 I was a little bit late this morning. 1:12:25.700 --> 1:12:26.000 Hang on. 1:12:26.010 --> 1:12:27.430 Are you asking if there was a comment just then? 1:12:27.950 --> 1:12:29.269 No, Steph mentioned something about... How long have you been 1:12:29.290 --> 1:12:30.769 zoned out for? I was pretty zoned out, I'll be honest. 1:12:30.830 --> 1:12:31.410 Jesus. 1:12:31.689 --> 1:12:34.070 I didn't mention anything about you being late. 1:12:34.570 --> 1:12:35.670 No, it's a little bit. 1:12:35.750 --> 1:12:36.450 No, come on. 1:12:36.510 --> 1:12:37.150 It's... No. 1:12:37.229 --> 1:12:40.460 I think you're in your head a bit with that one. 1:12:40.479 --> 1:12:44.240 I was looking at Tana Maxwell trailers online. Ben! I'm 1:12:44.260 --> 1:12:44.719 in the market. 1:12:44.740 --> 1:12:46.600 Seriously, Ben, we're mid-pod. 1:12:46.680 --> 1:12:48.260 Yeah, I know. I was zoned out because I don't 1:12:48.280 --> 1:12:50.700 know what everyone was talking about. The room lost me. 1:12:51.120 --> 1:12:52.520 We're talking about Toastbrain. 1:12:52.540 --> 1:12:55.400 Yeah, I know, and then the room lost me. But 1:12:55.960 --> 1:12:57.340 I do know what Liam's talking about now. 1:12:57.800 --> 1:12:58.020 Yes. 1:12:58.600 --> 1:13:00.220 I probably blocked that out of my brain because I 1:13:00.260 --> 1:13:04.360 was deeply offended. Hang on, is this really bad? 1:13:04.390 --> 1:13:05.100 Can we talk about this? 1:13:05.560 --> 1:13:06.439 Well, you did it. 1:13:07.150 --> 1:13:10.070 Was it when she was on for, I couldn't hear, 1:13:10.110 --> 1:13:12.130 I was on a call, but I'm assuming is it 1:13:12.170 --> 1:13:13.330 the bit about the bosses? 1:13:13.670 --> 1:13:19.610 No, no, no. It was on her own personal Instagram. 1:13:20.229 --> 1:13:21.179 Oh, get out. 1:13:21.189 --> 1:13:22.270 A bit of accent work. 1:13:22.290 --> 1:13:24.590 That's been trending for months. 1:13:24.610 --> 1:13:24.950 That audio. 1:13:24.970 --> 1:13:31.910 Famously loves an accent. has shied away from accents. 1:13:32.050 --> 1:13:33.990 So when you're in the public eye in the way 1:13:34.060 --> 1:13:36.080 you are, you cannot do that. 1:13:36.520 --> 1:13:37.160 F off. 1:13:37.260 --> 1:13:41.740 That has been trending audio for like six months. And 1:13:41.780 --> 1:13:43.820 I went to poll yesterday and I was like, I've 1:13:43.880 --> 1:13:45.860 shot myself doing some stuff and I was like, I'll 1:13:45.900 --> 1:13:46.390 make a reel. 1:13:46.470 --> 1:13:48.390 And I thought of that audio because it's been around 1:13:48.410 --> 1:13:49.110 for ages. 1:13:49.770 --> 1:13:52.250 Like, come on. Can I make a suggestion? 1:13:52.890 --> 1:13:53.130 Please. 1:13:53.170 --> 1:13:54.250 Can I make a suggestion? 1:13:54.270 --> 1:13:54.510 Please. 1:13:55.850 --> 1:13:59.200 And I thought, It's cool, your whole progress, the video 1:13:59.360 --> 1:14:04.040 itself is cool. Audio potentially a bit questionable. Did you 1:14:04.080 --> 1:14:04.880 like my post last night? 1:14:05.160 --> 1:14:06.740 No, I didn't because you. 1:14:09.340 --> 1:14:12.280 Didn't like mine. I do actually always like your stuff, 1:14:12.310 --> 1:14:14.870 but I was like, I can't feasibly rip you tomorrow. 1:14:14.890 --> 1:14:17.770 Because if he likes it, then he is guilty by association. 1:14:17.870 --> 1:14:20.510 Hang on, was there a conversation behind my back about this? 1:14:21.030 --> 1:14:22.450 Liam told me. Liam was like, dude, look. 1:14:22.510 --> 1:14:23.330 It popped up this morning. 1:14:23.390 --> 1:14:24.030 I was being racist. 1:14:25.780 --> 1:14:30.390 Get out! Well, it's a woman singing very poorly. 1:14:30.450 --> 1:14:31.490 Bonnie Tyler song. 1:14:31.870 --> 1:14:32.189 Yes. 1:14:32.870 --> 1:14:33.910 With a thick accent. 1:14:35.270 --> 1:14:37.670 That has been used universally. 1:14:37.770 --> 1:14:38.940 First time I'd ever seen it. 1:14:39.020 --> 1:14:39.440 Really? 1:14:39.460 --> 1:14:41.840 First time I'd ever seen it. No, but she's posted it. 1:14:41.920 --> 1:14:42.420 What I would suggest. 1:14:42.439 --> 1:14:43.820 Have you not seen that audio anywhere? 1:14:43.840 --> 1:14:45.900 I've not seen that. Steph, have you heard that audio? 1:14:45.920 --> 1:14:47.200 I think your algorithm knows what you want. 1:14:47.220 --> 1:14:49.360 I watched your video in silence, but I did like it. 1:14:49.500 --> 1:14:50.550 I'll give you that. 1:14:50.560 --> 1:14:54.010 Steph, now you have the black box. Now HR has 1:14:54.050 --> 1:14:55.150 seen you as well. 1:14:55.210 --> 1:14:57.629 No. It's trending. 1:14:57.650 --> 1:15:00.410 Can I just say, for anyone listening who doesn't know 1:15:00.430 --> 1:15:03.370 what's going on, there was the bell. Yeah, but it was... 1:15:04.220 --> 1:15:06.760 I mean, we can't play it because it might get blocked. 1:15:06.780 --> 1:15:08.679 Well, the first bit probably could be played. 1:15:08.800 --> 1:15:09.080 Yeah. 1:15:09.180 --> 1:15:12.040 But potentially you could cut it, Steph. All right. And 1:15:12.080 --> 1:15:13.880 just turn it away before the other song comes. 1:15:13.939 --> 1:15:14.340 All right, hang on. 1:15:14.340 --> 1:15:15.219 People will get what we're saying. 1:15:15.960 --> 1:15:24.400 Wait, let me start again. 1:15:24.520 --> 1:15:25.320 Oh, yeah. 1:15:25.350 --> 1:15:27.309 Okay. Yeah. 1:15:27.350 --> 1:15:30.790 I mean, I would maybe be archiving that one. Good vid, though. 1:15:30.810 --> 1:15:32.430 Great vid. Actually serious, though. 1:15:32.530 --> 1:15:35.570 Is that problematic? Because it's seen everywhere. 1:15:35.590 --> 1:15:37.290 I don't think so. What I would say is this 1:15:37.330 --> 1:15:38.780 is another piece of audio that you could... Hang on. 1:15:38.790 --> 1:15:38.850 No. 1:15:39.010 --> 1:15:39.650 You know what? 1:15:40.030 --> 1:15:40.300 No. 1:15:40.580 --> 1:15:43.100 Liam does impressions. It's problematic that you think it's problematic. 1:15:43.120 --> 1:15:45.780 That's just a lady singing. That is just a. 1:15:45.860 --> 1:15:49.440 If that was any other accent, it would be fine. 1:15:49.580 --> 1:15:51.830 But because you've made it out, that's a problem. 1:15:51.850 --> 1:15:52.650 That's a problem in itself. 1:15:52.930 --> 1:15:54.479 Is she a white lady singing it? 1:15:54.610 --> 1:15:57.130 I don't know. 1:15:57.590 --> 1:15:58.790 Have you heard the other audio? 1:15:58.810 --> 1:15:59.910 It goes. 1:16:00.270 --> 1:16:00.849 That's when. 1:16:00.790 --> 1:16:03.130 I like missing my crotch. 1:16:03.210 --> 1:16:06.190 And then again, she's into Purple Rain. 1:16:06.670 --> 1:16:08.270 Amazing. I love that one. 1:16:08.310 --> 1:16:12.100 But you have to, that one only works, I think, 1:16:12.229 --> 1:16:15.019 for like going from something that's like me being fine 1:16:15.360 --> 1:16:17.339 to me being alone by myself. 1:16:17.560 --> 1:16:18.679 Like that kind of transition. 1:16:18.720 --> 1:16:18.880 Yeah. 1:16:18.900 --> 1:16:19.160 Taylor. 1:16:20.930 --> 1:16:23.080 We've all said our piece, except you haven't said your piece. 1:16:23.080 --> 1:16:26.140 30 minutes later. 1:16:26.320 --> 1:16:26.800 Well, this is good. 1:16:26.840 --> 1:16:27.680 People like it schloppy. 1:16:27.720 --> 1:16:29.480 They like it schloppy. They like it jalopy. 1:16:29.500 --> 1:16:30.500 What did we used to yell? 1:16:30.600 --> 1:16:31.320 Oh, we used to yell plinth. 1:16:31.740 --> 1:16:32.400 Plinth. 1:16:32.420 --> 1:16:32.900 At 30 minutes. 1:16:33.080 --> 1:16:35.220 Yeah, well, Andy did. It was always an Andy thing. 1:16:35.240 --> 1:16:35.320 Okay. 1:16:36.979 --> 1:16:37.370 So, okay. 1:16:39.870 --> 1:16:43.150 Something happened this morning that really, really behind the scenes. 1:16:44.030 --> 1:16:48.240 We do pre-record stuff later. later for like the nine 1:16:48.260 --> 1:16:52.860 o'clock hour one being secret stain guests for that hour 1:16:53.520 --> 1:16:55.920 and there's become a bit of a tradition here where 1:16:55.979 --> 1:17:00.040 ben yells at me i better not break my effing stride. 1:17:00.360 --> 1:17:02.720 Basically we get into an hour within like 10 minutes 1:17:02.740 --> 1:17:04.000 we get into a flow state we get in a 1:17:04.040 --> 1:17:06.150 flow state five breaks and we do it in about 1:17:06.150 --> 1:17:08.490 10 minutes it's kind of like those f1 drivers um 1:17:08.960 --> 1:17:11.900 Where they just, they're basically, they're turning the corner. They've 1:17:12.010 --> 1:17:14.570 done the course enough that they're like, it's just all instinct. 1:17:14.790 --> 1:17:14.990 Yeah. 1:17:15.010 --> 1:17:17.350 And Belle knows the formula. Belle knows we do a 1:17:17.390 --> 1:17:19.410 time machine opener. We do a break in the middle 1:17:19.430 --> 1:17:21.429 of the time machine. Yep. We do a third break 1:17:21.450 --> 1:17:23.309 at the end of the time machine. Then we do 1:17:23.330 --> 1:17:24.350 a fourth break. 1:17:24.850 --> 1:17:26.740 No, but the fourth break, you do a solicit still. 1:17:26.860 --> 1:17:27.479 I'm still going, Belle. 1:17:27.660 --> 1:17:27.900 Sorry. 1:17:27.920 --> 1:17:29.680 Then we do a fourth break, which is where we 1:17:29.720 --> 1:17:32.120 do a solicit for people to call up for the 1:17:32.240 --> 1:17:35.189 secret staying guests. then we do the fifth break, which 1:17:35.250 --> 1:17:37.190 is where we take a call having a guess at 1:17:37.229 --> 1:17:37.570 the secret space. 1:17:37.590 --> 1:17:41.900 Normally we're in safe hands. Once again, the F1 analogy, box, box, box, box, box. 1:17:42.240 --> 1:17:45.000 Sometimes we'll come on, we'll speed off, do the rest 1:17:45.040 --> 1:17:45.340 of the thing. 1:17:45.439 --> 1:17:47.519 And I'll seg the hour together, which is basically where 1:17:47.560 --> 1:17:50.560 you overlap the songs with the station ID so it 1:17:50.580 --> 1:17:53.860 all sounds nice. And I'll sometimes see that Belle hasn't 1:17:53.880 --> 1:17:56.240 got the call yet and I'll politely buzz out and say, 1:17:56.460 --> 1:17:58.670 I don't want to break my stride right now. We're 1:17:58.750 --> 1:18:01.290 in a flow stage. She's always extremely good at getting 1:18:01.350 --> 1:18:02.390 up the caller. 1:18:02.689 --> 1:18:06.050 But sometimes, like this morning, I can't remember what we 1:18:06.070 --> 1:18:07.810 were talking about. I think we were even looking at 1:18:07.850 --> 1:18:09.950 the meme, the video meme. 1:18:10.070 --> 1:18:10.430 I don't know. 1:18:10.770 --> 1:18:14.600 What I'll say is, is this too off-hand? Or is 1:18:14.610 --> 1:18:16.900 this a nice peek at the real Liam exposed? 1:18:16.920 --> 1:18:19.019 Hey, when those mics are on, you've got to remember. 1:18:19.120 --> 1:18:21.979 That is true. It's recording. You're always being recorded in here. 1:18:22.000 --> 1:18:25.240 So I haven't actually heard the first three quarters of this. 1:18:25.320 --> 1:18:27.080 I just called the end. Basically, this is us recording 1:18:27.140 --> 1:18:29.300 a break, and we were expecting to get a call. 1:18:29.400 --> 1:18:31.280 Look at the call. Bell hasn't called someone yet. We 1:18:31.300 --> 1:18:31.620 lose it. 1:18:31.820 --> 1:18:34.860 Yeah, because we can't continue the break because there's no 1:18:34.880 --> 1:18:36.820 call there. So the whole break basically has to get 1:18:36.860 --> 1:18:37.460 thrown out. 1:18:37.479 --> 1:18:40.400 What a professional would do is be like, hey, just 1:18:40.430 --> 1:18:42.910 seeing you haven't called anyone, I don't want to break 1:18:42.950 --> 1:18:44.790 my stride, about to do it. Then if it still 1:18:44.810 --> 1:18:48.090 wasn't there, then you'd stop down and you'd go, hey, Bell, hey. 1:18:48.189 --> 1:18:50.689 If you're playing for Real Madrid. if you make a 1:18:50.760 --> 1:18:53.320 run into the box, you're expecting the perfect cross to 1:18:53.360 --> 1:18:57.420 be whipped in. You're not saying, cross to me. You've 1:18:57.439 --> 1:19:00.060 been over it enough in training that you're expecting a 1:19:00.260 --> 1:19:03.000 perfectly weighted cross to come in and you'll be able 1:19:03.020 --> 1:19:05.000 to put your bonce on it and send the keeper 1:19:05.020 --> 1:19:05.460 the other way. 1:19:06.000 --> 1:19:07.300 And the perfect analogy. 1:19:07.479 --> 1:19:07.780 Thank you. 1:19:07.800 --> 1:19:09.680 If you're a professional, I'll tell you what. If you're 1:19:09.700 --> 1:19:13.200 a professional, this is what you wouldn't do. And that 1:19:13.320 --> 1:19:15.160 is this audio. 1:19:15.560 --> 1:19:19.080 Ella Langley, it's Shoes in Texas on Kiss 1023. Where 1:19:19.180 --> 1:19:21.000 am I? The stripe being broke. 1:19:35.180 --> 1:19:38.820 I think that was very professional. 1:19:38.860 --> 1:19:39.679 Ella Langley. 1:19:39.740 --> 1:19:41.439 I think I called you Meister. 1:19:43.479 --> 1:19:47.010 Ella Langley, it's Shoes in Texas on Kiss 1023. Where 1:19:47.120 --> 1:19:47.690 am I going? 1:19:50.439 --> 1:19:59.120 The stride's been broken. 1:20:00.140 --> 1:20:01.229 So is this. 1:20:01.700 --> 1:20:04.090 These are professional radio broadcasters. 1:20:04.210 --> 1:20:06.890 What's it like to work with Ben? 1:20:07.310 --> 1:20:07.550 LLM. 1:20:07.670 --> 1:20:11.170 It's also funny because, like, I don't know if anyone 1:20:11.189 --> 1:20:13.130 can tell, but I like when you don't get the 1:20:13.150 --> 1:20:15.210 call because you get to do that stuff. I want 1:20:15.229 --> 1:20:17.189 you to break the stride because it's funnier for me. 1:20:17.250 --> 1:20:18.290 It's actually the most fun. 1:20:18.330 --> 1:20:18.870 That is. 1:20:19.530 --> 1:20:22.250 So funny. God damn. 1:20:22.270 --> 1:20:23.429 Good lord. 1:20:23.470 --> 1:20:25.170 I don't have a strong enough bladder to work here. 1:20:25.189 --> 1:20:26.710 That's so funny. 1:20:26.729 --> 1:20:27.570 Jesus Christ. 1:20:27.990 --> 1:20:29.610 Do we rip the footage and I put it on 1:20:29.630 --> 1:20:30.470 no context? 1:20:30.970 --> 1:20:31.670 Oh, God. 1:20:31.689 --> 1:20:32.429 Goodness gracious. 1:20:32.470 --> 1:20:33.170 Goodness gracious. 1:20:34.310 --> 1:20:35.190 I think no context. 1:20:35.260 --> 1:20:35.939 I'd love to do the. 1:20:37.020 --> 1:20:41.200 can I have a cup of oh. 1:20:40.260 --> 1:20:43.000 The faster bastard I'm working on it I'm working on 1:20:43.020 --> 1:20:45.680 that yeah I pulled it I just every time I 1:20:45.700 --> 1:20:47.860 played it back in a meme battle and you're like. 1:20:49.689 --> 1:20:51.850 For me it was reminiscent of when I can't remember 1:20:51.890 --> 1:20:54.050 why but we shot that liquid into the back of 1:20:54.070 --> 1:20:57.750 Liam's throat yeah on Triple J and it immediately came 1:20:57.770 --> 1:20:59.510 back out it was reminiscent of that it. 1:20:59.490 --> 1:21:04.260 Was like Yeah, my gag reflex was fighting against the pressure. 1:21:04.660 --> 1:21:05.300 It was a rock. 1:21:05.460 --> 1:21:08.050 It was like an immovable object. 1:21:08.120 --> 1:21:11.250 I don't think your gag reflexes have been the same 1:21:11.310 --> 1:21:12.570 since that. 1:21:12.610 --> 1:21:14.670 That's what ruined it. It's never been good. 1:21:14.850 --> 1:21:16.490 So funny. 1:21:16.570 --> 1:21:18.550 I sometimes say that and people are like, oh, are 1:21:18.570 --> 1:21:19.550 you okay? I used to vomit a lot. 1:21:19.729 --> 1:21:22.030 You did, yeah. Why? 1:21:22.070 --> 1:21:22.450 I don't know. 1:21:22.520 --> 1:21:23.180 Are you anxious? 1:21:23.189 --> 1:21:25.020 No, I don't think I had anxiety. 1:21:25.140 --> 1:21:25.440 I did. 1:21:25.479 --> 1:21:27.120 Just a funny tummy. 1:21:27.200 --> 1:21:27.349 I see. 1:21:28.450 --> 1:21:29.230 Where's Liam? 1:21:29.310 --> 1:21:31.850 Is he dressed? Oh, he's vomiting again. 1:21:31.890 --> 1:21:33.640 No, I would just vomit. Like, I would have my 1:21:33.660 --> 1:21:33.900 weight back. 1:21:33.920 --> 1:21:35.840 We were stressed about, like, what impression you were going 1:21:35.900 --> 1:21:37.380 to do on the girl that day. The girl who 1:21:37.400 --> 1:21:37.920 had the hot score. 1:21:37.939 --> 1:21:39.000 Oh, freak, freak, freak. 1:21:39.080 --> 1:21:42.769 Oh, freak, don't you bore her to a big room? 1:21:44.070 --> 1:21:47.070 I'm working on Russell Brand. That won't age well, but 1:21:47.090 --> 1:21:47.770 I'll do that one at her. 1:21:48.450 --> 1:21:53.590 I don't know how you pulled Sarah. 1:21:53.750 --> 1:21:55.070 I don't know. 1:21:56.290 --> 1:22:00.550 You've got like a Ross Noble I'm working on. What 1:22:00.570 --> 1:22:02.850 do I do? 1:22:03.310 --> 1:22:05.320 Come on, Liam, get in the car. 1:22:05.500 --> 1:22:08.860 Lord. Well on that one. He peels the hot cabbage 1:22:08.920 --> 1:22:11.099 off his face that his mum's put on overnight. 1:22:11.810 --> 1:22:13.750 Do you know about that stuff? 1:22:14.170 --> 1:22:15.950 I know about the hot cabbage, yeah. 1:22:16.290 --> 1:22:17.410 Hot cabbage boy. 1:22:17.590 --> 1:22:21.800 Dude, the hot cabbage, the peeing in the night, the allergies, 1:22:21.920 --> 1:22:22.560 the vomiting. 1:22:22.840 --> 1:22:24.760 He was in the bed with hot cabbage on his face. 1:22:25.400 --> 1:22:28.960 Wakes up, takes the cabbage off, vomits, gets in the car, 1:22:28.979 --> 1:22:29.729 goes to bed. 1:22:29.760 --> 1:22:34.140 And now EA Sport is flying around the world. 1:22:34.820 --> 1:22:37.950 What a come good story. 1:22:38.630 --> 1:22:39.689 That is the truth. 1:22:40.640 --> 1:22:41.920 You're feeling it. 1:22:42.420 --> 1:22:43.720 It's inspirational. 1:22:43.780 --> 1:22:45.200 If you're ever feeling like, oh, I'm just in a 1:22:45.200 --> 1:22:46.880 bit of a rut. Just know Liam at one point 1:22:46.900 --> 1:22:49.760 was wetting the bed before school and he had hot 1:22:49.780 --> 1:22:50.600 cabbage on his skin. 1:22:51.020 --> 1:22:53.880 You know how people are just like, I once was 1:22:53.920 --> 1:22:56.880 worried about this. In their warehouse, like, oh, I built 1:22:56.920 --> 1:23:00.000 this frickin' from the frickin' brick up. Oh, that's fair. 1:23:00.220 --> 1:23:03.360 You said frick, right? I said frick. 1:23:03.400 --> 1:23:04.840 Double whammy. 1:23:05.540 --> 1:23:08.700 But yeah, imagine if I was like, you know, feet up, frickin'. 1:23:09.680 --> 1:23:12.860 Sipping a champagne, like business class. I'm like, I used 1:23:12.900 --> 1:23:13.780 to have hot cabbages. 1:23:14.820 --> 1:23:16.520 Swam it before school. 1:23:16.960 --> 1:23:19.040 Now we out here, brick by brick. 1:23:20.400 --> 1:23:22.260 Doing Adelaide Breakfast Radio. 1:23:22.340 --> 1:23:24.220 Hashtag Liam Nation. 1:23:24.720 --> 1:23:25.540 Beast mode activated. 1:23:25.580 --> 1:23:26.760 Two dick holes. 1:23:28.100 --> 1:23:29.460 I used to have two urethras. 1:23:29.720 --> 1:23:32.000 I had my balls untwined. 1:23:32.180 --> 1:23:36.410 I got my urethra smashed off. Nothing stops me. 1:23:36.490 --> 1:23:39.140 The operation only kind of worked. 1:23:39.460 --> 1:23:44.040 My nose is completely distorted. I had a laser on 1:23:44.080 --> 1:23:44.800 my face. 1:23:44.840 --> 1:23:48.510 I don't even know how to type on a keyboard. 1:23:49.060 --> 1:23:51.130 But it doesn't matter. 1:23:51.170 --> 1:23:53.170 Now I'm like the kid in the meme. The roaster's gone. 1:23:57.310 --> 1:23:58.130 Gone on long enough. 1:23:58.210 --> 1:24:00.719 I got rid of all the fly screens in my house. 1:24:01.240 --> 1:24:03.080 And the shower. 1:24:04.260 --> 1:24:04.980 Screen. 1:24:05.439 --> 1:24:09.050 I don't like barriers in my life. However functional they 1:24:09.090 --> 1:24:09.450 may be. 1:24:11.420 --> 1:24:14.830 I actually did. So funny, yes, that came up naturally. 1:24:14.850 --> 1:24:16.450 I'm like, yeah, true. I actually don't have a door 1:24:16.490 --> 1:24:17.070 on my shower. 1:24:17.090 --> 1:24:18.990 You took off any screen. 1:24:19.050 --> 1:24:22.370 Anything that ends in screen in your house is ripped out. 1:24:22.390 --> 1:24:23.370 Do you have a bed head? 1:24:23.729 --> 1:24:25.880 I feel like you're just averse to things. Yeah, I 1:24:25.900 --> 1:24:26.280 do have a bed head. 1:24:26.300 --> 1:24:27.320 Dude, take your front door off. 1:24:27.360 --> 1:24:29.180 Just walk through the house. 1:24:29.600 --> 1:24:32.360 Take your car driver's door off. Do you still have 1:24:32.420 --> 1:24:33.000 an elevator? 1:24:33.840 --> 1:24:34.180 No. 1:24:34.720 --> 1:24:36.320 Don't have an elevator anymore. 1:24:36.340 --> 1:24:36.420 Damn. 1:24:36.439 --> 1:24:37.439 I like that. 1:24:39.280 --> 1:24:41.120 I should have said that in the radio school last night. Yeah, 1:24:41.260 --> 1:24:43.599 it's tough out there. I had an elevator this time 1:24:43.650 --> 1:24:44.950 last year. 1:24:45.750 --> 1:24:46.890 Oh, my God. 1:24:46.990 --> 1:24:47.430 That was. 1:24:48.070 --> 1:24:48.490 Oh, wow. 1:24:48.530 --> 1:24:49.090 Sorry, Liam. 1:24:49.170 --> 1:24:49.870 That was really. 1:24:49.910 --> 1:24:51.010 That was good. 1:24:52.290 --> 1:24:52.390 Fun. 1:24:52.430 --> 1:24:53.010 Good fun. 1:24:53.030 --> 1:24:54.769 That's resilience building. That's it. 1:24:54.790 --> 1:24:56.850 That's what it is. 1:24:58.950 --> 1:24:59.520 And that's it!