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Speaker 2: Take there, This is Christian. You're back very soon from

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Speaker 2: our Easter break. I know you're a thinker that you

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Speaker 2: see quite a few of them, some of our favorite stories.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Every week we do this, then we've won a couple

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Speaker 2: of phone ins at the same time. If you've got

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Speaker 2: a story about it, that's what it's all about, your stories,

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Speaker 2: all right. What was the first big thing you saved

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Speaker 2: your pocket money for, Jackie boy? What was it for you?

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Speaker 3: Mine was an electric guitar. I had this image of myself.

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Speaker 3: I just watched the movie Almost Famous. Oh great, there's

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Speaker 3: this image where they're walking.

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Speaker 4: Off a private jet.

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Speaker 3: Fur coats aviators on carrying the electric guitar in the hand.

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Speaker 4: I was going to Year nine Camp.

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Speaker 3: I had this image of myself walking off the bus

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Speaker 3: to camp same way with the guitar in my hand,

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Speaker 3: so much so that I even drew a picture of

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Speaker 3: myself with the aviators on, with the fur coat on,

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Speaker 3: holding the guitar and kept it in my room.

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Speaker 4: It's like, this is gonna be me.

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Speaker 2: I think that's cool, though, seriously, that's like a self

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Speaker 2: fulfilling prophecy.

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Speaker 3: Sadly, I did buy the guitar. Sadly, not before the

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Speaker 3: Year nine camp. I've only worked once a week, do it?

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Speaker 2: Did you just show if you're on the picture, this

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Speaker 2: is time reality. So first big thing you said, your

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Speaker 2: pocket money for best job you ever had. I was

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Speaker 2: catching up with a big, big, big boss yesterday. He

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Speaker 2: was telling me how a friend of his, what a

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Speaker 2: great job he's had for the last six months. He

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Speaker 2: travels around the world stringing tennis rackets. I can't name

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Speaker 2: the player, but he's one of the wall He's one

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Speaker 4: What a great job unless it's one of the top three,

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Speaker 2: Is a bit of a winter it's not that one.

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Speaker 2: You're just one of the top two. What a great

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Speaker 2: job is in his late twenties, he travels around the

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Speaker 2: world and obviously the Graham song and tall oh he

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Speaker 2: does his string the tennis rackets. I mean it was

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Speaker 2: obviously a very highly skilled chop. I know it's so

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Speaker 2: much to think you just walk into his attempt.

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Speaker 4: Job like, I'm just youtubing it now.

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Speaker 2: Okay, do you want them all? I'm also said the

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Speaker 2: name of the garden? Do you want them all done?

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Speaker 2: Just the middle ones? Anyway? Best job you ever had,

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Speaker 2: best job you've ever had, This one, I'm working it

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Speaker 2: right now, thank you, Patsy. Best job you've heard definitely

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Speaker 2: here right now, like I's making you all say that,

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Speaker 2: call on it, but maybe one day we might. Have

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Speaker 2: you ever actually worn a disguise? Patsally likes that. Have

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Speaker 2: you ever worn uskys? Or is this only a thing

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Speaker 2: you see in movie?

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Speaker 4: I think it's only in the movies.

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Speaker 2: You never know someone might have worn a diskise to

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Speaker 3: Disguise are so sad, So whenever you see that the

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Speaker 4: She know it's a toy, but.

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Speaker 2: What about when it's just someone with like a baseball

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Speaker 2: I know it's my wife every day. I really am

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Speaker 2: doing a radio.

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Speaker 1: Show, The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Let's get your stories on air. Sorry, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 5: Thank you?

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Speaker 2: And which one are you calling in about?

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Speaker 5: I'm calling in the best job I've ever had?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what was it?

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Speaker 6: Training Santa Claus helpers around Australia.

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Speaker 2: So them in the Alps?

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Speaker 7: No, the Santa clauses themselves.

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Speaker 2: Oh I see, how do you train them up? What

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Speaker 6: Well, there's lots of things I needed to learn to

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Speaker 5: Do, so I spent many years running around the country.

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Speaker 2: Drein instructor an army camp. First of all, I think

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Speaker 2: why not to do. Don't put your arm around the mumsy.

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Speaker 5: Well, just watch what you say and how you stay

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Speaker 2: From This is a movie, isn't it? An Adam Sandler

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Speaker 2: Kevin James Santa School. I didn't know there was such

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Speaker 2: a thing, a finishing academy, like a top gun.

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Speaker 4: What's the past rate? How many Santas get turned away?

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Speaker 9: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Look, there wasn't necessarily a number.

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Speaker 5: As well as the things that needed to be done

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Speaker 2: And would you fail anyone from Santa School?

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Speaker 2: Imagine that you got school. I don't want to talk

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Speaker 2: about it. You've got to really take a good long

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Speaker 2: look at yourself in the mirror. If you've got thrown

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Speaker 4: You already bought the beard in the suit.

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Speaker 2: No, no they didn't. I got an allergy to the beach.

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Speaker 2: That's great, Thanks you, Thanks so much, Christian Santa School.

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Speaker 2: I can't stop thinking about it, Tim, for sure, Tim,

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Speaker 6: I worked at Kodak many many years ago before digital

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Speaker 6: come out, so win all the film? Yes, and we

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Speaker 6: worked in the dark for twelve hours, right. Oh, it

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Speaker 6: was fun when you went in blind because it took

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because you had that red the red light.

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Speaker 6: In there, and then they liked a little orange light

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Speaker 6: They were called rotundas that you had to walk in

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Speaker 6: And then yeah, you'd say you'd hear someone come in

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Speaker 4: They went digital.

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Speaker 2: I tell you it's stringing rackets from the doubt, no doubt.

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Speaker 6: Yes, more looted mine. You knew the old warne.

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Speaker 2: So still the best part of it is the I'm

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Speaker 2: getting it Tim, all right, Tim, love this stuff, Thank

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Speaker 2: you very much, she called. Now now he's just adjusting

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Speaker 2: of that great job he had was the alie, I did.

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Speaker 6: Yes?

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Speaker 10: When Taco Bell first came to last year, my partner

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Speaker 10: But we were too embarrassed to go in and be

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Speaker 10: wore wigs and new jackets and we supped glass and

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Speaker 10: they were believable wigs and I genuinely don't think they're

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Speaker 2: Did you I put an accent on as well.

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Speaker 10: Oh no, we didn't go that fast.

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Speaker 2: Just too much, isn't it. Yeah, the accent is just

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Speaker 2: too much. Christian. Yeah, the Wednesday glasses, the jackets, and

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Speaker 2: and getting Bonnie and Clyive.

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Speaker 5: What is it?

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Speaker 2: We don't really care. Ah, that's brilliant, Addie. Thank you

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Speaker 2: very much, school, Thank you, thank so mind Christian than Hello, Christian.

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Speaker 1: O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: We're looking for stories to do with dumb games you

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Speaker 2: played as a kid. How did you break the window?

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Speaker 2: So many great stories. I've come back in twenty four

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Speaker 2: hours later to so many more. We have to have

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Speaker 2: a second go at this and have listened to some

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Speaker 7: I had a spider on my window that I decided

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Speaker 7: so I grabbed my tennis record, and I decided to

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Speaker 11: As a made of mine. He got distracted on his

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Speaker 12: I was fast the fleet, having a grand old time,

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Speaker 12: threw a big haymaker at my own shadow and punched

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Speaker 2: That one still makes me laugh. I love that, all right.

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Speaker 2: So part two, How did you break the window? Dumb

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Speaker 2: games you played as a kid. Don't talk to me

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Speaker 2: about sleeping in your nightmare oversleeping stories, Sally. Okay, so

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Speaker 2: we're talking about breaking a window.

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Speaker 5: How did it happen my fourting old son break the

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Speaker 5: window with his bum?

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Speaker 2: How did you break the window with his bum?

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Speaker 5: Well, I was playing with them and chased him into

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Speaker 5: and was he okay, yes, unfortunately, fortunately, well I didn't

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Speaker 5: a bit, you know, cheeky little bugger here.

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Speaker 13: I like.

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Speaker 4: What I like about this story is that you still

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Speaker 4: play chasy with your fourteen year old.

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Speaker 2: That's great command.

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Speaker 10: He's a good boy.

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Speaker 1: What a mum?

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Speaker 2: Doesn't she sound it right? Peter, Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 2: So you've got a story about sleeping in.

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Speaker 14: Yes, I slept, didn't I missed my flight from my wedding.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, that is a nightmare sleeping in story. So

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Speaker 2: I happened Big night day number four?

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Speaker 14: Yeah, well yeah, we had a couple of friends over

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Speaker 14: the night before. They stayed till about two a m.

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Speaker 2: It is that point where you're so drunk you go,

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Speaker 2: you start do the sums. I'm good, if I get

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Speaker 2: two hours sleep, I'll be fine.

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Speaker 14: But I woke up to my wife saying yourself, once,

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Speaker 14: we're not going to get.

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Speaker 2: She's not your wife yet, is she? No? That's all right, No, no,

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Speaker 2: Well, it sounds like you're happy talking about it and

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Speaker 15: That's exactly right, Steve.

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Speaker 2: What of the stories we're doing today came from our

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Speaker 2: Awesome, So we're looking for your fainting stories and.

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Speaker 2: It came from above? What came from above? Fainting stories?

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Speaker 2: And how's your house been? On TV? Let's get some

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Speaker 10: In about it came from above?

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Speaker 2: Okay, what came from above?

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Speaker 19: A snake?

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Speaker 2: We couldn't fire any more dangerous animals doing it. They've

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Speaker 16: So my dad actually sainted the KFC after having.

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Speaker 2: Slushy too cold, too soon that freeze, yeah you get it. Wow?

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Speaker 2: God, oh my god. Someone threw a fridge at you, guys.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I'm laughing now because obviously you're okay and

450
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Speaker 2: stuck in the fridge and he wants to come and

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Speaker 2: get you. Someone threw a fridge at the police.

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Speaker 20: It was dropped from above. Yeah, there was a big investigation,

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Speaker 20: but no one.

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Speaker 2: Do you get anyone out of the flats? Everyone out

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Speaker 2: the flats now bring you're missing a fridge the.

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Speaker 4: Kitchen and the one that doesn't have a fridge and

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Speaker 4: the plugs hanging out of the wall.

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Speaker 2: Jesus, you were so lucky.

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Speaker 20: I think there was stories that one of the line

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Speaker 20: of investigations was had anyone had any problems with their

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Speaker 20: fridge or they went and found all the flats checking if.

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Speaker 15: Anyone was missing a fridge.

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Speaker 20: Scary, Oh that was That was back in the early eighties.

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Speaker 20: So where things have gone a lot better.

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Speaker 2: So many things you say back in the day, it's

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Speaker 2: a different time now. Flying fridges at the police would

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Speaker 2: happen all the time. Ridges Keys Martin, glad, you're okay.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for giving us a call.

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Speaker 20: No my pleasure, Christian, Christian O'Connell.

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Speaker 2: Show Sean, we're good, Shohn. So tell us your fainting story.

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Speaker 22: I went to visit my dad he had a heart attack,

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Speaker 22: and about ten minutes into it, I fainted and hit

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Speaker 22: the deck and I ended up waking up in the

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Speaker 22: own ward.

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Speaker 2: So do you go to visit your dad in hospital.

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Speaker 14: Suspected heart attack.

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Speaker 2: Right, and then you faint and then you're in another

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Speaker 2: You're in another ward.

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Speaker 15: I'm in another ward.

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Speaker 22: And then and then the phone rings and it's the

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Speaker 22: old man going, what are you doing?

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Speaker 20: He's coming here to see me.

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Speaker 22: And then to top it all off, he got imitted

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Speaker 22: before me.

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Speaker 4: I was still in there, so sure, why did you faint?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? overWe senior? Dad wide up like that. I guess

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Speaker 2: it was scary.

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Speaker 22: And you know it's usually warming.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they can keep it real warm in hospitals, don't

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Speaker 2: they room temperature in the hospital. Yeah. Anyway, let's not

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Speaker 2: lose sight. Now, Dad was signing with a heart attack. Sure,

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Speaker 2: thank you very much.

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Speaker 15: You call mate, Take care all right, take it easy.

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Speaker 16: But Sharon, Yeah, I'm calling about fating. At the a

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Speaker 16: c DC concert, my mother had just finished their set and.

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Speaker 7: A CDC were about to come on.

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Speaker 16: When I wasn't feeling flash, I went to the ground.

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Speaker 16: I saw the first song on the ground, and the

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Speaker 16: rest of the concert I saw underneath the stadium before

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Speaker 16: I was wheeled out to my mum and dad in

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Speaker 16: their car.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, what a what a night? Ac DC.

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Speaker 16: Funny enough My girlfriend actually got to walk basically to

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Speaker 16: the stage and she got magic photos of them playing

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Speaker 16: on stage and we.

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Speaker 2: Were down there you saw peering up above you in

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Speaker 2: the orchestra.

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Speaker 16: It was a very interesting concert.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, unique view, no worries, thank you. Joe. Your

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Speaker 2: house has been on TV?

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Speaker 17: Yes, my house was on TV. I used to live

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Speaker 17: in the neighbor's court.

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Speaker 2: Oh I see, and who uh what family?

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Speaker 17: I used to live in Missus Mangle's house and Toadyfish toadfish.

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Speaker 17: But I just want to see you about when Colie

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Speaker 17: Minogue came to our place. Yeah, there was. We were

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Speaker 17: out in the backyard and we heard people out the

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Speaker 17: back and we heard this girl talk. So we opened

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Speaker 17: the back gate because we backed onto the park, and

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Speaker 17: she said, oh, could she come in have a look.

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Speaker 17: She was going to be an actress on the show,

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Speaker 17: and we didn't know who she was, and anyway, we

523
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Speaker 17: got talking to her and then she said I was look,

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Speaker 17: do you mind if I use your toilet? And we said, yeah,

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Speaker 17: no problem, my problem. And my mum goes, oh, look,

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Speaker 17: you better go follow her because we don't know who

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Speaker 17: she is. She might steal something, okay, And then when

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Speaker 17: she left we found out later that was Colie Minogue.

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Speaker 17: We almost died you know.

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Speaker 4: Who well, and so you were standing guard at the

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Speaker 4: toilet door.

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Speaker 17: Not God, I was just kind of just watching.

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Speaker 2: This story had so much more, didn't it. I mean,

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Speaker 2: who's her story about a famous person using their toilet?

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Speaker 2: We're going to have to find out and tomorrow's show.

536
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Speaker 2: Surely this is the only story that exists, like this

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Speaker 2: famous person you see their toilet, whether they were currently

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Speaker 2: famous or before they were famous. Left.

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Speaker 17: We had a heart attack.

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Speaker 2: We go, oh, this is incredible. I mean, you basically

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Speaker 2: could have charged people to come and sit on that toilet.

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Speaker 2: Us Polly's love neighbors. You just said this was the throne.

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Speaker 2: It is that royal throne, the Kylie throne. She's huge

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Speaker 2: in the UK.

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Speaker 7: Exactly exactly.

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Speaker 17: We had no idea, no idea, and then she left.

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Speaker 15: She is.

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Speaker 2: That's great, remarkable stuff.

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Speaker 1: Christian Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: If you got any stories, email me Christian Christian dot

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Speaker 2: com dot au. Last stories tonight, Alan, Hi, how are you?

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Speaker 2: I'm good? Alan? So it came from above.

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Speaker 1: Yep.

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Speaker 14: My daughter's neighbor was out on a camping trip in

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Speaker 14: the FBAX somewhere and there was a thud nearby. They

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Speaker 14: looked over. There's a baby goat that had landed not

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Speaker 14: far from them. They looked up and around and there

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Speaker 14: was a wedge tail eagle up up in the sky.

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Speaker 14: So anyway, they checked the goat. The goat was all right,

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Speaker 14: so they ended up taking it home and keeping it

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Speaker 14: as a pet.

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Speaker 2: Wow, this is like sewing out of a fairy tale.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to work out what the parable lesson is.

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Speaker 2: So a baby goat fell from the sky, like you said,

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Speaker 2: a thud, yep goat, yeah, and where it wasn't there,

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Speaker 2: and then an eagle up the sky. That was like,

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Speaker 2: oh God, my jaws killing me to let it go,

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Speaker 2: damn it. I was so angry.

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Speaker 14: Anyway, they ended up having that at home. They kept

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Speaker 14: it and raised it for a while, but as it

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Speaker 14: got bigger, it like the other goat that was in

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Speaker 14: the window the reflection and broke a couple of windows

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Speaker 14: up having to get rid of it.

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Speaker 2: Dear, it's just a sad story there now. I thought

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Speaker 2: it was just a lovely story. They raised it got

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Speaker 2: bigger and bigger, and then it fell in love with

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Speaker 2: its own reflection. Alan, thank you very much for your story. Now,

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Speaker 2: thank you, David. You the skydiver, I am.

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Speaker 18: Well, I've done a lot of that. I must say.

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Speaker 18: My story is about coming from above, and it was

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Speaker 18: me that came from above and probably surprised a few people.

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Speaker 18: It was a long time ago. We were it was

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Speaker 18: winter and I was jumping into a village school as

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Speaker 18: Father Christmas from a gypsy tiger off wing.

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Speaker 2: Can I just pause you did the kids know about

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Speaker 2: this or was it a genuine surprising It's quite trumactic

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Speaker 2: center It's.

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Speaker 18: Well, the teachers knew, so they brought all the kids

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Speaker 18: out to the field to watch, and they saw the

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Speaker 18: airplaying the old yellow It was like a World War

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Speaker 18: One gypsy tiger that hole and I was on the

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Speaker 18: wingers Father Christmas and the sawing jump off that was

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Speaker 18: me and then probably just get blown by the strong

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Speaker 18: wind in the snow because we got out in the

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Speaker 18: wrong place and it's too windy. We blew backwards miles

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Speaker 18: away and they were sort of disappointed. I landed next

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Speaker 18: to a motorway where this car stopped and say, oh, Santa,

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Speaker 18: you to be off course. I said, yeah, I meant

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Speaker 18: to jump into the village school. So he picked me up.

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Speaker 18: He delivered me in the car.

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Speaker 2: This is incredible.

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Speaker 18: We got it right with two village schools before that,

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Speaker 18: my local school.

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Speaker 15: I grew up in.

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Speaker 2: Pretty good hit ray if you're a Santa skydiving into schools.

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Speaker 18: We retired that eventually. After that Chris.

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Speaker 2: Case kids come outside, especially surprise they'd been crying for years.

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Speaker 4: Later, he gets out the back of a somehe.

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Speaker 18: Well at my local village school I jumped in with

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Speaker 18: when I stood near the fence because there was a

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Speaker 18: sack in the middle of the field. They couldn't jump

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Speaker 18: with that, and so I walked over and started handing

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Speaker 18: the presents out to the local kids, and one of

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Speaker 18: them recognized my trainers. He said, you're my dad's friend,

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Speaker 18: aren't you. It's not I'm fat of the Christmas and

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Speaker 18: I kind of stood at my feet behind myself, but

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Speaker 18: I couldn't do that.

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Speaker 1: We bore plent you, David.

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Speaker 2: What stories you've got. You are a treasure, my friend,

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Speaker 2: a treasure that that story about the skydiving Santa is

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Speaker 2: one that will live and I'll always remember that. I

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Speaker 2: think those kids would as well. My face hurts from

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Speaker 2: that story about Santa. I'm so glad. I know you

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Speaker 2: dropped off ten minutes ago. I'm so glad we actually

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Speaker 2: get you back on course, David. It was a joy

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Speaker 2: changed to thank you very much.

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Speaker 18: You take care you too, Bye bye now.

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