WEBVTT - #54 Elevator Phobia, Fart Bombing And Butter Heaven

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<v Speaker 1>So I packed up that black bag had the beers

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<v Speaker 1>in one hand. The black bag had the two ring

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<v Speaker 1>lights sticking out, and I was like pacing down the

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<v Speaker 1>stairs and this guy standing there and he's just like,

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<v Speaker 1>I got to have some fun.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like, what of it? I'm an only fans model.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Welcome back to two doting dads. I am Maddie

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<v Speaker 1>Jay and I'm Ash And this is a podcast that's

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<v Speaker 1>all about parenting. It's a good, the.

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<v Speaker 2>Bad, and the relatable.

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<v Speaker 1>And as I look out Ash to the horizon across

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<v Speaker 1>the vast ocean.

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<v Speaker 2>And I were upstairs before and I was like, it's windy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like and then I look around It's like we're

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<v Speaker 2>in the middle of the fucking ocean. So no shit,

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<v Speaker 2>it's windy.

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<v Speaker 1>They are coming to you from a cruise.

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<v Speaker 2>Matt and I had a holiday with just ask but

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<v Speaker 2>then we've decided to take our families on a holiday

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<v Speaker 2>to see how that would go.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, and so far, well, we'll get we'll get into it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, do you know what that is?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god? Just for reference those listening, that's the

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<v Speaker 2>buzzer from the Kids Club to alert Matthew his children

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<v Speaker 2>are in danger.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me just I'll call my mom.

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<v Speaker 2>This is great, they couldn't have happened.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just call Ali and just tell her that the

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<v Speaker 1>kids need picking up. Fucking And the thing about my

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<v Speaker 1>mum is that she never answers her phone, or.

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<v Speaker 2>She answers it but startled she's like, oh, it's really hello,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>The other day, whilst on the ship, I was saying,

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<v Speaker 1>like we had to go do a zip line. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, marm it's booked in. I need I need

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<v Speaker 1>you to come to the kids. And she has the

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<v Speaker 1>ability to take her phone off Wi Fi and obviously

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<v Speaker 1>we're at sea, so yeah, you don't have any reception.

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<v Speaker 2>You got to call it like every now and then.

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<v Speaker 2>Like it's like when they reached out the router.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and she's, oh, my goodness, you've answered. I I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't think you'd pick up Oh goscha.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, for reference, we brought our parents along with us.

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<v Speaker 2>What could go wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just letting you know that the kids club PAGA

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<v Speaker 1>has gone off, which means that someone well, yeah, that's okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I think so. They just they said if

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<v Speaker 1>there's anything that you need, anything with the kids that

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<v Speaker 1>they need you to come and pick them up. It'll

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<v Speaker 1>go off and it's just gone off.

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<v Speaker 2>Where is shit? Oh shit, you can't make this ship up?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? Fuck? What can you? Can you? Kids?

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<v Speaker 2>Club?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you go ask? It's better if you just ask someone.

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<v Speaker 1>I could explain it. And it's just better if you

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<v Speaker 1>grab someone who works on the boat, ask for instructions

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<v Speaker 1>and they'll help you. It'd be so much easy.

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<v Speaker 2>Find the captain and ask him.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't just know look, just tell me what level.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'll find it.

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<v Speaker 1>Fifteen at the back of the boat. She just hung

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<v Speaker 1>off with me.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh oh god, that's great. Yes, so we did. We

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<v Speaker 2>look on top of going on holidays with family, and

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<v Speaker 2>we did. We we have merged two families together. We

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<v Speaker 2>also brought our parents along with us for help, really,

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<v Speaker 2>so that we can do things and they can help

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<v Speaker 2>mind the kids. But I feel like they don't. They

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<v Speaker 2>never take it upon themselves be like, oh mind them.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like, you're waiting for us to be like, can

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<v Speaker 2>you mind them?

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<v Speaker 1>And I look, I know that my mom is seventy odd.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know exactly how old she's great settle down

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<v Speaker 1>seventy two, I think, I think, And in I said

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<v Speaker 1>seventy three, you asshole, She nodded politely, likes, she's definitely

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<v Speaker 1>not seventy three.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of experience, you can.

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<v Speaker 1>I just say, I need to stop floating with my

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<v Speaker 1>mom and in front of April as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it's all a bit of fun. Ooh we touch knees.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, my mom. I love her to death too, absolutely

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<v Speaker 1>love her. Laura is not on this trip. Yeah, Laura's missing.

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<v Speaker 1>She's back in Sydney. She's working hard, and I forget

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<v Speaker 1>that she's not fifty. In my mind, she's still like

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<v Speaker 1>a young mom, Like she's you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she's like she's pretty sprightly.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah she looks great.

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<v Speaker 2>You said that.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know there's things like getting to the airport.

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<v Speaker 1>Were running a bit late, as you normally are with kids,

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<v Speaker 1>and when you got to move quickly, and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm there like throwing bags in the car and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>like Miley and Lawler in the car and I turn around.

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<v Speaker 1>Her Mom's just like.

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<v Speaker 2>Did did in like slow mo? Now before you hang on,

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<v Speaker 2>hang on, tell me about your mum's slowness. We have

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<v Speaker 2>to acknowledge our partners, yes, and also we are on

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<v Speaker 2>the Pacific Ocean, so it is telling that we are

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<v Speaker 2>drinking a Stonewood Pacific Ale.

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<v Speaker 1>Is this the Pacific Ocean?

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<v Speaker 2>Let's just say this is it? And blue?

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<v Speaker 1>I know it's the Coral Sea. I had a look

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<v Speaker 1>on maps yesterday. It's it's a specific, isn't it. This

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<v Speaker 1>is the Pacific. It has to be because Barron Bay.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a specific ocean.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just go with that, because Barron Bay. That's that's

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<v Speaker 1>on that. Yeah, yeah, let's it's the Pacific Ocean.

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<v Speaker 2>And we are drinking Pacific Ale of course, born in

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<v Speaker 2>Byron Bay. It is Barron Bay in a bottle. It's

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<v Speaker 2>got lovely fruity after tons. There's Galaxy Hops Matt all

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<v Speaker 2>the way.

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<v Speaker 1>From Tasmania, ash much if you know that. But that

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<v Speaker 1>is what gives the beer. It's big tropical fruit aromas

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<v Speaker 1>and flavors and makes it, I believe, so refreshing.

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<v Speaker 2>I know they just make great beer. They know how

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<v Speaker 2>to do it. So we'd like to thank Stone and

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<v Speaker 2>Wood once again, and the specific ocean.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, there's certain environments I think that make beer

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<v Speaker 1>taste better.

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<v Speaker 2>Chips is one of them.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And I think I think when you're on the

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<v Speaker 1>Pacific Ocean drinking a pacific ale. The stars are aligned,

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<v Speaker 1>they are alianed, and it's bloody delicious.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely so Cheers successfully smuggled stone Woods into another vessel.

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<v Speaker 1>Question for you, ask what is your opinion on boarding planes?

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<v Speaker 1>How do you do it? Because there's I feel.

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<v Speaker 2>Like they usually walk on? How are you getting on there?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean with kids?

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<v Speaker 1>I roll? You roll on? No, So there's there's two

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<v Speaker 1>opinions on how to correctly board a plane with kids.

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<v Speaker 2>With kids, okay, so you just get on, you just

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<v Speaker 2>get on without them, simple, far far away Ashbury kids.

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<v Speaker 1>I left them behind. You got two spare seats next

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<v Speaker 1>to you, don't I'm flying the right way.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Option one is so you're flying with April, you got

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<v Speaker 1>your two kids, you're all board together.

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<v Speaker 2>There's more than just that.

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<v Speaker 1>Option Option two is you board first, or April boards

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<v Speaker 1>first with all of the bags right, so then she

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<v Speaker 1>gets on there, she gets space in the overhead lockers,

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<v Speaker 1>and then the other parent boards last with the kids.

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<v Speaker 2>That's fucking genius. I didn't even think about that.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, do you reckon?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that?

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<v Speaker 1>Look?

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, I do the first option because I didn't know

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<v Speaker 2>there was more than one option. I thought you just

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<v Speaker 2>get on the plane with you kids, and they fucking

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<v Speaker 2>carry on up the aisle all the way there.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, I don't mind just getting him on the seat,

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<v Speaker 1>whipping out the iPad and just get them.

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<v Speaker 2>Then get the bags up in the air.

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<v Speaker 1>Stuck in them. Yeah, so you're yeah, you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Like me, all at once, sit down, shut up, put

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<v Speaker 2>your seat belt. I put the seat belt on so tight.

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<v Speaker 2>The come move yeah, cart breathe. So that's option three.

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<v Speaker 2>The third option, you pin them down. You're essentially you

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<v Speaker 2>essentially locked them in. But I like that second option.

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<v Speaker 2>Who gave you that one? I read it online. People

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<v Speaker 2>online are doing it. That's clever. I think that's Look,

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<v Speaker 2>it's more time consuming.

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<v Speaker 1>I just think to split the team up. To me,

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<v Speaker 1>that's dangerous.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you split the team up, hopefully they don't get on. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>just like going on a cruise on my own.

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<v Speaker 1>You know when you're sitting there and you row like

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<v Speaker 1>three seats and you've got the window, and you're just

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<v Speaker 1>praying that the two other people aren't sitting there. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like that with your family first and they're like,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's all our passengers on board, and you're like.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, then you just like to put your phone

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<v Speaker 2>on flight and you're uncomtactable for the whole flight. But

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<v Speaker 2>also when you take kids on a plane, you automatically

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<v Speaker 2>have given up the window seat for the rest of

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<v Speaker 2>your lives because you're not gonna put them on the outside.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not gonna be like, move over, bitch, I want

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<v Speaker 2>the window. You've got to like trap them in as well.

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<v Speaker 2>But then it's like you miss out on the window

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<v Speaker 2>seat for the rest of the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Marley was the aisle, And the issue with the aisle

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<v Speaker 1>is actually like get up, let her foots out, like

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<v Speaker 1>she leads the foot.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and when that trolley comes up.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that don't take it for no one taking a

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<v Speaker 1>leg off, that's for sure. But yeah, it was. It was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was an ordeal on the on the floor, always is.

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<v Speaker 1>I had three kids, Lola, Ellie, my mum. But we

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<v Speaker 1>got here in one piece.

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<v Speaker 2>And you came up on this this fine holiday the

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<v Speaker 2>day of kind of pretty fine. Yeah, it was a

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<v Speaker 2>stressful morning, but I did the day before because I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, let's just get them up there.

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<v Speaker 1>You fucking nailed that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh killed. Now we were relaxed. You came up and

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<v Speaker 2>you were like, my kids have an agent nineteen hours.

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<v Speaker 2>They've been up since yesterday. It's an hour flight where.

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<v Speaker 1>My alarm went off at like four point thirty in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning, and I was like, fuck, damn you ash

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<v Speaker 1>Ash right now, I was fastest in his service department

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<v Speaker 1>in Brisbane.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it was beautiful Brisbane CBD. And this is the thing, like,

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<v Speaker 2>whenever we go on holidays with the kids, it's never

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<v Speaker 2>to a CBD. Let's be honest, why would you take

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<v Speaker 2>the kids to a CB beach unless you're trying to

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<v Speaker 2>get him employed. But Osco had never stayed at night

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<v Speaker 2>in a CBD essentially, and we had some time to

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<v Speaker 2>kill and like you, who was like trying to get

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<v Speaker 2>there as quickly as possible. We went for a walk

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<v Speaker 2>through Brisbane CBD. Okay, which is lovely. That's got is it? No? No,

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<v Speaker 2>the idiot. They've got like nice, they've got Central parks

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<v Speaker 2>on street.

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<v Speaker 1>Give me a street Roma, Oh I know Rama sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And there's like a little ark reserve there.

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<v Speaker 1>This is my hometown. We're talking about my way, so

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<v Speaker 1>I can shit on Brisbane.

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<v Speaker 2>I love Brisbane. I really think it's just missing a

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<v Speaker 2>real beach.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's a South bank. It's more like a steward

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<v Speaker 1>where the homeless go to wash themselves.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that why? It tasted like?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>And speaking of homeless people, right, we were looking for

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<v Speaker 2>like a playground for the kids to just burn off

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<v Speaker 2>a bit of steam before we moved on to the

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<v Speaker 2>next journey, as you will. And we found the park

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<v Speaker 2>on Roma Street and I was like, okay, surely there's

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<v Speaker 2>a big green parky, there's got to be a playground.

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<v Speaker 2>So we went for a walk and ask yours like

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<v Speaker 2>what what I would play on that? And pointed over

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<v Speaker 2>there and there was a small community of tents homeless

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<v Speaker 2>people and I will if you will. Yeah, they're sleeping.

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<v Speaker 2>RAF don't know why. But I was like, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>you can't play on those people live there. And he

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<v Speaker 2>couldn't quite work out what homeless people are. So April

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<v Speaker 2>has stepped in. At kind. They do this thing where

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<v Speaker 2>it's green choice and red choice. Green choices. You make

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<v Speaker 2>a green choice, that's it's a good choice, and yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you make a red choice, get locked in the dungeon.

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<v Speaker 1>Like pissing yourself as a red choice.

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<v Speaker 2>It's more like hitting another child.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a red choice.

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<v Speaker 2>Red choice. April was trying to explain to Oscar how

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<v Speaker 2>not to be homeless using the red choice, using the

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<v Speaker 2>red choice in the green choice, and other parents have

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<v Speaker 2>told us out there will understand exactly this. Oscar couldn't

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<v Speaker 2>quite wrap his head around the meaning of homeless. They

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<v Speaker 2>have no home? What do you mean they have no home?

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<v Speaker 2>Get on, get one.

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<v Speaker 1>Couldn't spoken like a true boomer. Yeah, just get a choice, just.

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<v Speaker 2>Back in my day fifty cents. April was trying to

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<v Speaker 2>explain to him what homeless meant. So first of all,

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<v Speaker 2>couldn't work that out. And then she was like, now

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<v Speaker 2>here's how not to be homeless.

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<v Speaker 1>For anyone out there who may be on the brink

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<v Speaker 1>of being homeless.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen in let me help you out, April Star. Don't

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<v Speaker 2>make any red choices, Okay, okay. And he was like,

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<v Speaker 2>what do you mean by red choices? And I'm like, yeah, April,

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<v Speaker 2>do you mean by red choices? Well, She's like, they

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<v Speaker 2>made a lot of red choices. I was like, don't

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<v Speaker 2>profile them all. And I was just like, fuck are

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<v Speaker 2>you usually talking about She's like, you make green choices.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, but what if green choices end up you

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<v Speaker 2>end up homeless? And she was just like, stop confusing,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, he doesn't understand. Appl said, just make

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<v Speaker 2>sure that you make green choices forever, like trying to.

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<v Speaker 1>Get him into scantactics. Yeah, which I think is clever.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, and you won't be homeless. I'm like, don't promise

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<v Speaker 2>him that first of all. But then we get to

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<v Speaker 2>the end of conversation. He was like, so, what do

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<v Speaker 2>you mean they homeless? And I was like, oh.

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<v Speaker 1>At this point with the homeless people being like.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you mind, it was like we're trying to sleep

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<v Speaker 2>in the middle of the day here, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, all it means, Oscar is they live

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<v Speaker 2>in a tent. And he was like, oh okay. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>and you can't play on their tent. But then I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, he's like that sounds pretty good. No, But

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, but when you grow up, when you

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<v Speaker 2>get older, you only use tents when you go camping.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what you want to do. He guys, oh, I

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<v Speaker 2>get it, and I looked open.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, see simple, it's good to expose him to

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<v Speaker 1>the big world out there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he was a bit rattled, but then he was

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<v Speaker 2>also more rattled at April trying to explain it to

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<v Speaker 2>him and try and make it a teaching discipline way,

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<v Speaker 2>just trying to have group too many things into the

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<v Speaker 2>poor toddler's brain at once.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, poor old Oscar.

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<v Speaker 2>He is a bit confused.

0:14:24.200 --> 0:14:24.960
<v Speaker 1>He's a bit confused.

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<v Speaker 2>But also with holidays in Oscar, he's got an irrational

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<v Speaker 2>fear of elevators because of April. No, this is someone

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<v Speaker 2>else's doing. And everywhere you go when you go on holidays,

0:14:34.680 --> 0:14:36.960
<v Speaker 2>there's elevators, right, you go to resort or you go

0:14:37.080 --> 0:14:39.400
<v Speaker 2>for example, we're on a cruise ship now elevators, but

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<v Speaker 2>we were staying on the sixty sixth floor in Brisbane,

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<v Speaker 2>quite high. He did not want to get in that elevator.

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<v Speaker 2>He's really putting on a brave face on here. You've

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<v Speaker 2>seen him when we all go to get into an elevator.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, get on, holding John's hands. It's freak anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold John said, So what happened was when we're going

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<v Speaker 2>to Bali last year, we'll in the elevator for the

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<v Speaker 2>car park at Sydney Airport and we're on level seven

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<v Speaker 2>and so was someone else with a whole heap of

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<v Speaker 2>bags on a trolley. We were getting on the elevator,

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<v Speaker 2>and he was late for the elevator and like stuck

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<v Speaker 2>his whole body into it and it went through, it

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<v Speaker 2>opened up. He was fine because the sensors right. But

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<v Speaker 2>Oscar doesn't know that the same guy had heaps of bags.

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<v Speaker 2>And when we were getting off, first of all, Oscars

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<v Speaker 2>already petrified of this man gets off, all of his

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<v Speaker 2>bags fell off into the lift, off the trolley and

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<v Speaker 2>he's gone out. The lift doors shut and the bags

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<v Speaker 2>just went and Oscar was just beside himself, Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>So from now on, if we get into an elevator,

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<v Speaker 2>so like, well, on the way PhD, Yeah, on the

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<v Speaker 2>way here. There's an elevator at Sydney Airport in the

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<v Speaker 2>Councious terminal. It's one story. But because we've got pram bags,

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<v Speaker 2>but I couldn't fit all of us in, So I

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<v Speaker 2>was like you all getting with the bags all right

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<v Speaker 2>up the stairs forgetting of his the doors shutting, and

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<v Speaker 2>I just see his face like he's never going to

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<v Speaker 2>see me, like the end of like some sort of

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<v Speaker 2>like action movie like run up the stairs, got to

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<v Speaker 2>the get to the top. So when it opens them

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<v Speaker 2>right there like nothing's happened. And he was fucking losing

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<v Speaker 2>it and he was like never and then like like

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<v Speaker 2>twenty minutes of me just like full meltdown.

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<v Speaker 1>He must fucking hate holidays. He's like especially on the

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<v Speaker 1>ship because it's like to get anywhere you gotta get.

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<v Speaker 1>He's having a terrible time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, he's traumatize from the lift.

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<v Speaker 1>And then Maddie, j hang on a second, let me

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<v Speaker 1>just let me just defend myself before you start like pigeonholing.

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<v Speaker 2>You traumatize my offspring.

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<v Speaker 1>It was interesting us all coming together because we've never

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<v Speaker 1>really spent that much time with each other's kids. It's

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<v Speaker 1>always like we finished a record at one of our

0:17:06.840 --> 0:17:09.560
<v Speaker 1>they come home from daycare, We hey, how are you?

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<v Speaker 1>And then we're out the door. That's it. Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 1>like maybe five ten minutes at the most.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, the Lola's birthday with the first time we spent

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<v Speaker 1>some time.

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<v Speaker 2>Alic is there.

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<v Speaker 1>But we're all hanging out together. Everyone's being very pleasant.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm working hard to show your kids that I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>good guy. And I had running races with Oscar you did,

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<v Speaker 1>and he was loving it, Yeah, loving me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I would go as far as to say yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Would say I would say the same. I would agree

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<v Speaker 2>the foundaly really getting on like buddies.

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<v Speaker 1>The foundation of our relationship was rock solid, So you

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<v Speaker 1>could fucking put a high rise on that.

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<v Speaker 2>Agree.

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<v Speaker 1>More so in my mind we were in a great place.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, you thought wrong, my friend. Okay, I've come

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<v Speaker 2>down to Maddie Jay's room with Oscar for some I

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<v Speaker 2>can't remember what it was for to pick up a

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<v Speaker 2>charge or something. Yes, and the door instantly the door

0:18:04.840 --> 0:18:08.200
<v Speaker 2>was open, already open, shocked open, and I can already

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<v Speaker 2>smell fat.

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<v Speaker 1>I farted. Yes, I did a big fart and ash

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<v Speaker 1>and I joked of like that's things. Don't come into

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<v Speaker 1>the room because the fart's right there.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, I'm not coming in.

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<v Speaker 1>And I looked at Oscar and he had a smile

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<v Speaker 1>on his face. He was looking at me. He goes

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<v Speaker 1>in my mind, he's looking at me in the way

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<v Speaker 1>that someone looks at like a friend they've been reunited

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<v Speaker 1>with for the first time. And so I thought it

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<v Speaker 1>would be funny to bend down, grab him and bring

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<v Speaker 1>him into the room, abduct him into.

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<v Speaker 2>The in a force of like forcing your stench onto him.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what it was.

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<v Speaker 1>And my kids are in the room as well. It's like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not like it's you know, it's not that bad.

0:18:46.240 --> 0:18:49.000
<v Speaker 1>My girls are there and they're kind of like.

0:18:48.480 --> 0:18:50.280
<v Speaker 2>They passed out on the ground from the stench.

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<v Speaker 1>As I drag Oscar in, drags the wrong word. As

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<v Speaker 1>I lift him.

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<v Speaker 2>As I take Oscar in, he starts kicking. He fought

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<v Speaker 2>pretty hard.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was a joke. Nope, he starts upper

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<v Speaker 1>cutting me. I like put him on the bed and

0:19:08.440 --> 0:19:10.280
<v Speaker 1>he starts like trying to scratch.

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<v Speaker 2>My eyes out, and then he started kicking, started kicking,

0:19:13.400 --> 0:19:15.000
<v Speaker 2>and then he jumped off the bed.

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<v Speaker 1>It was beating the ship out of me.

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<v Speaker 2>And then he jumped off the bed, ran back down

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<v Speaker 2>the hallway to me at the door, completely bypassed me,

0:19:24.359 --> 0:19:27.600
<v Speaker 2>ran all the way up, all the way to the

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<v Speaker 2>other end of the boat, up the hallway, screaming like

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<v Speaker 2>and I looked back in the room and there's a

0:19:37.280 --> 0:19:39.600
<v Speaker 2>sheepish Mattie daylight, and he just goes.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought we were there.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, obviously not.

0:19:43.000 --> 0:19:43.680
<v Speaker 1>You loved it.

0:19:44.160 --> 0:19:47.080
<v Speaker 2>I thought it was hilarious shit, And then.

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<v Speaker 1>I was I'm just undone, like so much. Two days he.

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<v Speaker 2>Gave my heartfelt apology.

0:19:53.200 --> 0:19:55.520
<v Speaker 1>I didn't think he were two days later that I was,

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<v Speaker 1>and we had that. We had that day trip where

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<v Speaker 1>at Ellie Beach every two seconds, I was like, hell,

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<v Speaker 1>I love your shirt, Oscar. That's a great shirt. I

0:20:04.600 --> 0:20:07.359
<v Speaker 1>brought him, man, I brought him snacks. I was like,

0:20:07.400 --> 0:20:09.320
<v Speaker 1>you want a chocolate coming here in the bathroom.

0:20:11.040 --> 0:20:14.920
<v Speaker 2>I've got puppies in my room and I we're not.

0:20:15.359 --> 0:20:16.920
<v Speaker 1>It's never been the same since its ever.

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<v Speaker 2>You get back, You'll get back there, You'll get back.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, we turned a corner this morning, did you because

0:20:23.320 --> 0:20:26.680
<v Speaker 1>the kids had pancakes, maple syrup everywhere. Nightmare. Everyone's sticky

0:20:27.200 --> 0:20:32.199
<v Speaker 1>from the pancakes. Yes. And I took my Ley to

0:20:32.240 --> 0:20:34.040
<v Speaker 1>wash her hands and he came with, Oh.

0:20:33.880 --> 0:20:36.159
<v Speaker 2>That's right, he's he's not as scared of you, So

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<v Speaker 2>do it again, try again, I would say, Ash.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like if there was one person who I

0:20:42.760 --> 0:20:46.040
<v Speaker 1>didn't have to remind that footy season has started, it

0:20:46.119 --> 0:20:49.280
<v Speaker 1>is yourself. But to everyone else out there who may

0:20:49.280 --> 0:20:50.720
<v Speaker 1>not be aware, we're back.

0:20:50.760 --> 0:20:54.040
<v Speaker 2>Baby, You're back. You are, Yes, you are.

0:20:54.160 --> 0:20:58.879
<v Speaker 1>I just have to say, Broncos that last game, wasn't

0:20:58.920 --> 0:21:00.000
<v Speaker 1>it unbelievable?

0:21:00.359 --> 0:21:02.600
<v Speaker 2>Yes, they did beat the Rabbits twenty eight eighteen.

0:21:03.000 --> 0:21:04.879
<v Speaker 1>Could you just be a bit more excited that my

0:21:05.000 --> 0:21:07.760
<v Speaker 1>team got their first win of the twenty twenty four season.

0:21:08.359 --> 0:21:09.439
<v Speaker 2>Congratulations?

0:21:10.119 --> 0:21:13.200
<v Speaker 1>That was so forth, I know, but yes, Matt.

0:21:13.280 --> 0:21:16.280
<v Speaker 2>Both NRL and AFL seasons are well underway and you

0:21:16.320 --> 0:21:18.720
<v Speaker 2>can watch every game of every round live on KO

0:21:19.200 --> 0:21:23.000
<v Speaker 2>with no ad breaks during play. Now this week, a

0:21:23.040 --> 0:21:26.399
<v Speaker 2>couple of call outs. We have a Grand Final rematch. Okay,

0:21:26.440 --> 0:21:29.440
<v Speaker 2>come on, Panthers and the Broncos. Can they come back?

0:21:29.480 --> 0:21:32.480
<v Speaker 2>Can they win and beat the Panthers back to last

0:21:32.560 --> 0:21:33.280
<v Speaker 2>year's funeral?

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<v Speaker 1>Moving on a second, what do you mean can they

0:21:36.840 --> 0:21:39.639
<v Speaker 1>win when they win the rematch?

0:21:39.720 --> 0:21:40.639
<v Speaker 2>Oh? Yes, okay?

0:21:40.680 --> 0:21:44.320
<v Speaker 1>Can you just come on, I pretend to like Manly anyway?

0:21:44.359 --> 0:21:47.560
<v Speaker 2>I have Chippendris for that game, and coming up Super Saturday,

0:21:47.640 --> 0:21:50.240
<v Speaker 2>of course, three games back to back which are all

0:21:50.280 --> 0:21:53.159
<v Speaker 2>exclusive of Fox League that are available on KO.

0:21:53.520 --> 0:21:56.480
<v Speaker 1>And with the AFL, let's not forget this Hawthorne versus

0:21:56.520 --> 0:21:58.399
<v Speaker 1>Melbourne that's going to be on Saturday, and then we

0:21:58.440 --> 0:22:02.200
<v Speaker 1>have Richmond versus Adelaide on the Sunday.

0:22:01.920 --> 0:22:06.119
<v Speaker 2>Beautiful and also, Matt, coming up this weekend is the

0:22:06.240 --> 0:22:09.479
<v Speaker 2>Formula One Grand Prix and you can watch every session

0:22:09.560 --> 0:22:13.080
<v Speaker 2>line in four K, whoa, four K the detail is

0:22:13.119 --> 0:22:13.680
<v Speaker 2>so clear.

0:22:14.440 --> 0:22:20.359
<v Speaker 1>I love how you got a surprise talking to you

0:22:20.880 --> 0:22:22.480
<v Speaker 1>and in four K did you say four K? Yeah,

0:22:22.480 --> 0:22:24.600
<v Speaker 1>that's in full whoa.

0:22:24.640 --> 0:22:27.760
<v Speaker 2>The detail is so clear, it's like your driving laps ash.

0:22:27.840 --> 0:22:29.560
<v Speaker 1>It will be remiss of me not to give a

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<v Speaker 1>shout out to Danny Ricardo, who is of course battling

0:22:32.600 --> 0:22:34.600
<v Speaker 1>it out on his home ground for points.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, Danny, Yes, we will do a shoey for

0:22:37.160 --> 0:22:40.720
<v Speaker 2>you in honor win lose. Do you draw in race?

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<v Speaker 2>And if you knew to Ko, get on board today

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<v Speaker 2>start your free trial. We have a link in our bio.

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<v Speaker 2>Go on, treat yourself four K. One of your kids

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<v Speaker 2>did something that I thought was I had a chuckle

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<v Speaker 2>a chuckle. What happened yesterday? We were at breakfasts and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm enjoying my breakfast and as you do, and I

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<v Speaker 2>hear you say, Lola, no more butter, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, I must be on a toast

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<v Speaker 2>or something. Glance to my heart and then you're saying

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<v Speaker 2>no more butter. And I look at Lola and she's

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<v Speaker 2>got the stick of butter and she's just sucking on

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<v Speaker 2>this stick of butter like some sort of freak. And

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<v Speaker 2>I was just like, what the hell? And then you're

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<v Speaker 2>like even this morning, You're like kid loves butter.

0:23:31.760 --> 0:23:36.000
<v Speaker 1>She fucking loves butter, and this is heaven for her

0:23:36.040 --> 0:23:38.680
<v Speaker 1>because where we have breakfast as soon as you sit

0:23:38.760 --> 0:23:44.639
<v Speaker 1>down on the table forks crockery butter and a big

0:23:44.680 --> 0:23:48.160
<v Speaker 1>bowl of butter, and the waight is like, can I

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<v Speaker 1>get your orders please? And I was like, no, I'm good.

0:23:51.720 --> 0:23:54.440
<v Speaker 2>You've already had my breakfast out for me right here.

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<v Speaker 1>And she just she fucking went through three knobs.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I'll sit next with this morning, and I like,

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<v Speaker 2>I like, sneakly slap on out of her hand. That's

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<v Speaker 2>enough for you, mate, And then I've stepped on it.

0:24:08.119 --> 0:24:11.360
<v Speaker 2>I slid through my slide. But also what she did

0:24:11.480 --> 0:24:16.159
<v Speaker 2>she had greasy, oily, buttery hands, and she looked at me,

0:24:16.359 --> 0:24:19.480
<v Speaker 2>looked at my shirt and then she just got her

0:24:19.520 --> 0:24:24.000
<v Speaker 2>hand and smeared it down my shirt like I was

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<v Speaker 2>an old fucking napkin.

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<v Speaker 1>I apologize. Lola is interesting like that, she's an interesting cat.

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<v Speaker 1>Marley warmed you straight away.

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<v Speaker 2>Mary, Yeah, straight away. We had a little curl. Yes

0:24:35.200 --> 0:24:39.159
<v Speaker 2>that was really nice, but like also with Lola, Like

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<v Speaker 2>I said, you've told me so many stories about Lola,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I haven't spent an extended amount of time

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<v Speaker 2>with you, and now I sympathize with you. She's a

0:24:48.240 --> 0:24:48.840
<v Speaker 2>rule breaker.

0:24:48.960 --> 0:24:50.520
<v Speaker 1>She's a tolf one to work out.

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<v Speaker 2>She is the type of kid that you say, don't

0:24:53.160 --> 0:24:55.679
<v Speaker 2>do that, she'll go and do it and look at

0:24:55.680 --> 0:24:57.960
<v Speaker 2>you while she's doing it, and then explain to you

0:24:58.040 --> 0:25:02.000
<v Speaker 2>that she's doing what you told to do. And you're like,

0:25:03.640 --> 0:25:07.640
<v Speaker 2>she's really good at like gaslighting you everyone and it's

0:25:07.680 --> 0:25:10.000
<v Speaker 2>not just you, because you're like for weeks like she

0:25:10.040 --> 0:25:13.600
<v Speaker 2>hates me. I think she secretly hates everybody except for Laura.

0:25:13.600 --> 0:25:14.680
<v Speaker 1>Except except for Laura.

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<v Speaker 2>So the other day, first day on the trip, we're

0:25:17.119 --> 0:25:19.320
<v Speaker 2>having little cuddles. Great, She's like, I love you as

0:25:19.320 --> 0:25:21.680
<v Speaker 2>I was like, that's great, I love that. And five

0:25:21.680 --> 0:25:23.600
<v Speaker 2>minutes later I was like, do you want a couple

0:25:23.600 --> 0:25:25.760
<v Speaker 2>of me? She's like no. I was like, oh fuck.

0:25:26.200 --> 0:25:28.200
<v Speaker 2>And then yesterday she goes, I want to sit next

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<v Speaker 2>to you. Ass We're on the bus on the island,

0:25:30.720 --> 0:25:31.919
<v Speaker 2>so I want to sit next to you. I'm like, oh,

0:25:31.960 --> 0:25:33.280
<v Speaker 2>you want to sit next to me? She's like, no,

0:25:33.760 --> 0:25:35.280
<v Speaker 2>just fucking off off the bus.

0:25:35.320 --> 0:25:36.760
<v Speaker 1>She then she sits next to you and she starts

0:25:36.760 --> 0:25:38.880
<v Speaker 1>wiping her handle and she's like, that's what I needed.

0:25:38.920 --> 0:25:41.119
<v Speaker 2>She say she only sat next to me this morning

0:25:41.160 --> 0:25:42.040
<v Speaker 2>because I made her.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, sit there, she's been She's been great

0:25:45.600 --> 0:25:47.879
<v Speaker 1>with me. Yeah, she's been great with me because she

0:25:47.920 --> 0:25:50.879
<v Speaker 1>always needs to have like someone that's on her side.

0:25:51.480 --> 0:25:54.720
<v Speaker 1>That's me. I'm the enabler now for all of her behavior,

0:25:55.320 --> 0:25:59.639
<v Speaker 1>but she fucking hates everyone else. For example, Nana like

0:26:00.680 --> 0:26:02.880
<v Speaker 1>she was struggling with their swimmers. I was putting Marley

0:26:02.920 --> 0:26:05.720
<v Speaker 1>getting Maley ready for the pool, and Nana just goes, oh,

0:26:05.760 --> 0:26:07.639
<v Speaker 1>you've just got to let me help put your feet

0:26:07.680 --> 0:26:13.320
<v Speaker 1>in the holes of the swimmers. And she goes, oh yeah,

0:26:13.400 --> 0:26:15.400
<v Speaker 1>And I spat in her face and I was like, well,

0:26:15.560 --> 0:26:16.560
<v Speaker 1>you can't do that, and.

0:26:16.480 --> 0:26:18.920
<v Speaker 2>She was like what I oh, she used to dude,

0:26:18.960 --> 0:26:23.600
<v Speaker 2>I want kid her. And Marley is so opposite it's wild.

0:26:23.640 --> 0:26:26.239
<v Speaker 2>And then there's you've got Oscar in the middle of

0:26:26.280 --> 0:26:28.520
<v Speaker 2>these two girls trying to work out which one he

0:26:28.600 --> 0:26:29.800
<v Speaker 2>really should be hanging out with.

0:26:29.920 --> 0:26:33.399
<v Speaker 1>It's funny, dude, breakfast there he's with Marley lunchtime is

0:26:33.400 --> 0:26:34.600
<v Speaker 1>with Lola, and I'm like.

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<v Speaker 2>Fun, we're playing the field this kid.

0:26:36.320 --> 0:26:39.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's just like Meanwhile, I'm like working out when

0:26:39.440 --> 0:26:42.440
<v Speaker 1>to abductim next, Paul. Kid's confused.

0:26:42.560 --> 0:26:45.919
<v Speaker 2>I yesterday, Lola. I could tell she's just a bit

0:26:45.960 --> 0:26:48.720
<v Speaker 2>hard work for you. A few times, then she has

0:26:48.760 --> 0:26:52.000
<v Speaker 2>a nap, right, and then she's cranky again, and then

0:26:52.160 --> 0:26:55.440
<v Speaker 2>all of a sudden, she's full of beans the whole night.

0:26:55.800 --> 0:26:58.000
<v Speaker 2>Like I left dinner early because Macy fell asleep at

0:26:58.040 --> 0:27:00.119
<v Speaker 2>the table, and then like when I did leave you,

0:27:00.320 --> 0:27:04.000
<v Speaker 2>she was she was bouncing. It was like seven, seven o'clock,

0:27:04.800 --> 0:27:06.080
<v Speaker 2>and then I had to sit in the room and

0:27:06.119 --> 0:27:09.240
<v Speaker 2>wait for April to come back with Oscar and then

0:27:09.280 --> 0:27:11.080
<v Speaker 2>we're going off to like some white party thing. It

0:27:11.119 --> 0:27:13.440
<v Speaker 2>was like eight o'clock when I message you, because April said,

0:27:13.640 --> 0:27:15.720
<v Speaker 2>Matt he's gonna take her to the pub and just

0:27:15.800 --> 0:27:17.560
<v Speaker 2>let her run around like the pub on the boat

0:27:17.720 --> 0:27:19.800
<v Speaker 2>and just let her wear himself out. I was like, oh, okay,

0:27:19.800 --> 0:27:24.080
<v Speaker 2>we'll go meet him. But you obviously she must have crashed, surely.

0:27:24.240 --> 0:27:26.080
<v Speaker 1>No, she was up till like nine o'clock last night.

0:27:26.080 --> 0:27:29.399
<v Speaker 2>Oh fuck yeah, yeah, she'd have taken to the white party.

0:27:30.000 --> 0:27:32.399
<v Speaker 1>No, I had to be I was looking after Mali.

0:27:32.720 --> 0:27:35.720
<v Speaker 1>But I think overall, going on holidays with other people,

0:27:35.920 --> 0:27:38.960
<v Speaker 1>it's a real roll of the dice. Yeah, because it's

0:27:38.960 --> 0:27:41.600
<v Speaker 1>one thing to get along with someone like individually, it's

0:27:41.640 --> 0:27:44.439
<v Speaker 1>another thing to like have your families combined.

0:27:44.640 --> 0:27:46.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh and especially the kids, they like they egg each

0:27:46.960 --> 0:27:49.719
<v Speaker 2>other on. Like one will be like I want this,

0:27:49.800 --> 0:27:51.440
<v Speaker 2>then one will be like I want that.

0:27:51.720 --> 0:27:53.720
<v Speaker 1>But I think it's been pretty good.

0:27:53.920 --> 0:27:57.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there was only like there's just been the odd

0:27:57.080 --> 0:27:59.600
<v Speaker 2>individual meltdown collective standard.

0:27:59.640 --> 0:28:02.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but also I'm trying my best to be what.

0:28:02.520 --> 0:28:05.119
<v Speaker 2>Do you mean, like it's a scream at the Yeah,

0:28:05.280 --> 0:28:09.440
<v Speaker 2>I don't. There's been a couple of like meltdowns like

0:28:09.520 --> 0:28:11.399
<v Speaker 2>yes they went Lola melt down the line and you

0:28:11.440 --> 0:28:13.520
<v Speaker 2>had your hands full mild and I was like, dropped

0:28:13.560 --> 0:28:15.680
<v Speaker 2>aples bag. I'm like, I'm picking this fucking kid. I

0:28:15.680 --> 0:28:18.480
<v Speaker 2>don't give a ship if she punches me out, and

0:28:18.520 --> 0:28:23.080
<v Speaker 2>like she was like like flailing around and I was like,

0:28:23.119 --> 0:28:24.040
<v Speaker 2>oh my god.

0:28:24.600 --> 0:28:26.280
<v Speaker 1>And the reason why it's worked, I think is because

0:28:26.320 --> 0:28:29.760
<v Speaker 1>we've got we've both got similar styles of parenting. We

0:28:29.880 --> 0:28:31.480
<v Speaker 1>try and lay down the rules when we need to

0:28:31.520 --> 0:28:34.359
<v Speaker 1>lay down the rules like. It's an example example of

0:28:34.440 --> 0:28:39.800
<v Speaker 1>like where all the parents had united front. Because the kids,

0:28:40.040 --> 0:28:43.520
<v Speaker 1>our kids are pretty similar, all bad eaters. You got

0:28:43.520 --> 0:28:46.400
<v Speaker 1>to like sit down, like individually, feed every nugget into

0:28:46.440 --> 0:28:47.480
<v Speaker 1>their mouth. It's painful.

0:28:48.040 --> 0:28:51.600
<v Speaker 2>There's a bit of mashed potato on that one. Shut

0:28:51.760 --> 0:28:54.920
<v Speaker 2>the fuck up and just shove it in your gob

0:28:55.240 --> 0:28:57.080
<v Speaker 2>and leave me the fuck alone.

0:28:57.560 --> 0:28:59.880
<v Speaker 1>And an Oscar wasn't eating last night.

0:29:00.120 --> 0:29:01.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, he didn't want to bar it.

0:29:01.360 --> 0:29:03.840
<v Speaker 1>And so you went and took Macie into bed and

0:29:03.960 --> 0:29:06.200
<v Speaker 1>he was he had like a full plate and he

0:29:06.280 --> 0:29:08.760
<v Speaker 1>was like, oh on ice cream. And April was like,

0:29:08.800 --> 0:29:11.440
<v Speaker 1>you're not getting ice cream? And then my kids were

0:29:11.480 --> 0:29:13.240
<v Speaker 1>like are we getting ice cream? And I'm like, no

0:29:13.280 --> 0:29:16.920
<v Speaker 1>one's getting ice cream, and I missed it. Oscar flipped.

0:29:17.080 --> 0:29:21.360
<v Speaker 1>He was like ah he was. He was the same

0:29:21.400 --> 0:29:23.200
<v Speaker 1>as when I tried to bring him into the room

0:29:23.480 --> 0:29:28.760
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, I know that's cream. And April goes,

0:29:28.800 --> 0:29:30.920
<v Speaker 1>are your kid's going to have ice cream? And I said, April,

0:29:31.280 --> 0:29:33.840
<v Speaker 1>if he's not getting ice cream, no, no one's getting

0:29:33.880 --> 0:29:35.400
<v Speaker 1>ice cream. And then my kids started to losing and

0:29:35.440 --> 0:29:39.760
<v Speaker 1>I said, ye shut up. And then and then April goes,

0:29:39.800 --> 0:29:42.440
<v Speaker 1>if you have five chicken nuggets, you can have the

0:29:42.480 --> 0:29:45.040
<v Speaker 1>ice cream, and so we're all there like oh, osca,

0:29:48.160 --> 0:29:50.760
<v Speaker 1>and then the fifth nugget came and it was just

0:29:50.840 --> 0:29:53.080
<v Speaker 1>like the kids was soked. Morley and Lola were like,

0:29:53.120 --> 0:29:55.400
<v Speaker 1>we can get ice cream. Oscarol was like, guys, I've

0:29:55.520 --> 0:29:58.160
<v Speaker 1>done it and it was beautiful. And then I was like,

0:29:58.240 --> 0:30:00.400
<v Speaker 1>I'll go water the ice cream. April was like I've

0:30:00.400 --> 0:30:01.960
<v Speaker 1>already done it. We're all getting ice cream.

0:30:01.960 --> 0:30:03.160
<v Speaker 2>Why don't you to just get married.

0:30:03.240 --> 0:30:05.720
<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking about it. So it's worked out well.

0:30:05.840 --> 0:30:09.160
<v Speaker 2>I think my parenting style is more of camp leader.

0:30:09.200 --> 0:30:12.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm like come on, and then I'm like stop, come on, stop,

0:30:12.080 --> 0:30:13.840
<v Speaker 2>don't touch that. I do this thing. But I don't

0:30:13.840 --> 0:30:15.440
<v Speaker 2>know if you noticed that I put them like get

0:30:15.520 --> 0:30:18.440
<v Speaker 2>up against the wall. I've seen that No in the

0:30:18.480 --> 0:30:21.200
<v Speaker 2>morning before at breakfast, like all right, get up against

0:30:21.240 --> 0:30:22.959
<v Speaker 2>the wall, and Macy just does what all the other

0:30:23.000 --> 0:30:29.680
<v Speaker 2>kids doing. I'm like, just like that's where Abe got

0:30:29.680 --> 0:30:32.800
<v Speaker 2>that photo of them all and I was like, I'm

0:30:32.840 --> 0:30:34.760
<v Speaker 2>against the wall now and they're all like.

0:30:37.600 --> 0:30:40.520
<v Speaker 1>We're like, the kid's having a great time. There's a

0:30:40.600 --> 0:30:43.880
<v Speaker 1>constant fear of elevators getting against the wall, being dragged

0:30:43.880 --> 0:30:46.320
<v Speaker 1>into random rooms and we're like, what a great trip.

0:30:47.320 --> 0:30:50.600
<v Speaker 2>Because Oscar knows my tone of voice at a certain point,

0:30:50.640 --> 0:30:53.520
<v Speaker 2>he's like, don't fuck with him because the next tone

0:30:53.680 --> 0:30:56.520
<v Speaker 2>is way worse, and like yes. They were in line

0:30:56.560 --> 0:30:59.160
<v Speaker 2>for the boat back and there was the yellow line

0:30:59.440 --> 0:31:01.360
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, don't go outside the yellow line,

0:31:01.400 --> 0:31:05.040
<v Speaker 2>and Lowel was like fuck you. And I was like,

0:31:05.840 --> 0:31:07.600
<v Speaker 2>and she was like stepping was like yellow line. So

0:31:07.640 --> 0:31:09.560
<v Speaker 2>I stood and I got down onto her level and

0:31:09.600 --> 0:31:11.640
<v Speaker 2>I was like, don't step out of the yellow line

0:31:11.880 --> 0:31:15.400
<v Speaker 2>and then gets close. I'm like, get back in mind,

0:31:15.520 --> 0:31:17.680
<v Speaker 2>and he was like fuck and low We're just grabbed

0:31:17.720 --> 0:31:24.479
<v Speaker 2>my cheeks up there and then pushes my head and

0:31:24.560 --> 0:31:26.000
<v Speaker 2>like staunched off.

0:31:26.680 --> 0:31:27.320
<v Speaker 1>That's Lola.

0:31:27.800 --> 0:31:30.440
<v Speaker 2>I was like, work this kid out.

0:31:30.960 --> 0:31:34.720
<v Speaker 1>I'm intrigued to know how it's going to be going

0:31:34.840 --> 0:31:38.280
<v Speaker 1>back to Sydney and back with Laura because this this

0:31:38.360 --> 0:31:41.160
<v Speaker 1>is honestly, I'm not trying to be funny. This is

0:31:41.160 --> 0:31:45.640
<v Speaker 1>the closest up Lola and I have ever been, which

0:31:45.720 --> 0:31:49.360
<v Speaker 1>is like, I'm fucking loving life right now. Because we're

0:31:49.360 --> 0:31:51.240
<v Speaker 1>in the We're in the one cabin and she'll wake

0:31:51.280 --> 0:31:52.920
<v Speaker 1>up in the middle of the night and she's like,

0:31:53.520 --> 0:31:55.800
<v Speaker 1>come into my bed and we have this cuddle. Like

0:31:55.960 --> 0:31:58.360
<v Speaker 1>this morning, we woke up at like four o'clock, got

0:31:58.360 --> 0:32:00.960
<v Speaker 1>into bed, gave her a cutter. We slept until seven,

0:32:01.360 --> 0:32:04.440
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, I've never in the three years that

0:32:04.480 --> 0:32:06.240
<v Speaker 1>she's been here, had that before.

0:32:06.400 --> 0:32:07.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh my goodness.

0:32:07.160 --> 0:32:09.080
<v Speaker 1>And all I had to do was just like completely

0:32:09.120 --> 0:32:13.360
<v Speaker 1>remove Laura from the picture. I wish I'd done this sooner.

0:32:13.520 --> 0:32:17.040
<v Speaker 2>Sorry Laura, Sorry Laura. But yeah, it's been good. I

0:32:17.280 --> 0:32:19.640
<v Speaker 2>feel like bringing them together, like the other day, Macy

0:32:19.680 --> 0:32:24.200
<v Speaker 2>and Marley holding hands. That's great, so good bringing two

0:32:24.600 --> 0:32:28.960
<v Speaker 2>families together. And it is, of course on a Pinot cruise.

0:32:29.120 --> 0:32:31.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're on the four day cruise by the way,

0:32:31.240 --> 0:32:33.080
<v Speaker 1>in case anyone does want to do this trip, probably

0:32:33.080 --> 0:32:34.840
<v Speaker 1>seen art socials and seeing what we've been up to.

0:32:34.960 --> 0:32:38.480
<v Speaker 1>But we went from Brisbane to wit Sundays and back.

0:32:38.760 --> 0:32:42.040
<v Speaker 1>Is it the Pacific counter Pacific Encounter. There's also when

0:32:42.080 --> 0:32:44.600
<v Speaker 1>that goes from Sydney. There's Heat Morton as well.

0:32:44.800 --> 0:32:46.240
<v Speaker 2>Heat So you can check out their website. They've got

0:32:46.280 --> 0:32:47.920
<v Speaker 2>a lot of heaps and heaps and heaps seems we

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<v Speaker 2>did this one.

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<v Speaker 1>We do have a discount code ten percent off if.

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<v Speaker 2>You want to book in another cruise, I.

0:32:52.880 --> 0:32:54.920
<v Speaker 1>Know we should do it again. Maybe just you and me?

0:32:55.600 --> 0:32:56.440
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, definitely.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want to book this trip and get the

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<v Speaker 1>ten percent discount, you can use the code two Dads

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<v Speaker 1>Two Dads. Will put that in the show notes in

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<v Speaker 1>case you want to use it.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll also put a link to the website. Make it

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit easier for you, step by step. Now

0:33:09.280 --> 0:33:12.120
<v Speaker 2>that we've spoken about the multiple meltdowns on this ship,

0:33:12.320 --> 0:33:16.000
<v Speaker 2>let's go to our favorite segment, which is tantrum slash

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<v Speaker 2>Meltdown of the Week. Cue music.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a fine.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, manny Jay. So this one's from Alison says,

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<v Speaker 2>my son just cried and threw his breakfast on the

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<v Speaker 2>floor because his porridge had oats in it.

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<v Speaker 1>Those little assholes.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh man, so copy, what do you do?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you do with that? Like, honestly, what is

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<v Speaker 1>still cut?

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<v Speaker 2>Oats?

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<v Speaker 1>You more like, it's just so hard, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 2>You just don't know?

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<v Speaker 1>So hard? And as well, five days out of the

0:34:09.880 --> 0:34:11.200
<v Speaker 1>week they love oats for.

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<v Speaker 2>Breakfast, and then they realized that there's oats.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like, wait a second, did you try and trick me?

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<v Speaker 1>What have I been eating?

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<v Speaker 2>Oscar this morning. So like had a bottle of milk

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<v Speaker 2>this morning, but because we don't have a kettle in

0:34:21.960 --> 0:34:24.759
<v Speaker 2>our room, it was cold, and April gave it to

0:34:24.840 --> 0:34:28.279
<v Speaker 2>him and he just literally grabbed it dropped it on

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<v Speaker 2>the ground. Site it's cold.

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<v Speaker 1>They are slave mine.

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<v Speaker 2>And I saw a funny TikTok the other day and

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<v Speaker 2>it was like, essentially, you're just your toddler's bitch. Ah,

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<v Speaker 2>feed me, wash me, bathe me, carry me.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't have it any other way though, Live all right.

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<v Speaker 1>This is from Mattias Mathias Moburgh ohis Moburg. I knew

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<v Speaker 1>you'd say that.

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<v Speaker 2>Pass them bellow.

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<v Speaker 1>One evening, my two orders, four and two years old

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<v Speaker 1>were sitting in the older girl's bed. The older girl

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<v Speaker 1>was playing on her iPad and the younger one was

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<v Speaker 1>watching her play. I was in the other room when

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<v Speaker 1>I started to hear the younger one scream. I told

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<v Speaker 1>them stop fighting and behave yourselves, well, said, like all

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<v Speaker 1>good parents do. The screaming went on and on, and

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<v Speaker 1>so I had to put a stop to it, says Matteas.

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<v Speaker 1>Just when I passed the threshold of her room, I

0:35:34.920 --> 0:35:39.359
<v Speaker 1>smelled a strong stench. Oh no, and When I got

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<v Speaker 1>to the bed, my two year old sat in a

0:35:42.239 --> 0:35:48.000
<v Speaker 1>diaper holding a piece of turb The reason for the

0:35:48.120 --> 0:35:50.920
<v Speaker 1>screaming was that she had taken a bit out Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my what, sorry had taken Oh my god, get through it.

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<v Speaker 1>She had taken a bite out of it. Oh my

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<v Speaker 1>god what? And it tasted awful in her mouth. You

0:36:03.239 --> 0:36:08.040
<v Speaker 1>don't say like, oh my god. I picked up my

0:36:08.200 --> 0:36:11.640
<v Speaker 1>daughter in disgust and ran with her to the bathroom,

0:36:12.080 --> 0:36:14.560
<v Speaker 1>threw it in the shower where my wife was. And

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<v Speaker 1>the weird thing was that my older daughter was sitting

0:36:17.719 --> 0:36:21.640
<v Speaker 1>right next to this display of absolute shit housery, no

0:36:21.800 --> 0:36:25.520
<v Speaker 1>pun intended. I didn't notice a thing, just kept playing

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<v Speaker 1>on her iPad. Well, he's taking the headphones off. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a good chuckle when the headphones come off.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that's disgusting.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, fuck is.

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<v Speaker 2>Wrong with them?

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<v Speaker 1>Also, this ship could start sinking, and if the kids

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<v Speaker 1>are on their phones and iPad, fuck, they wouldn't move.

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<v Speaker 1>They wouldn't move a muscle.

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<v Speaker 2>They wouldn't even know. That just reminds me of something gross,

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<v Speaker 2>because yesterday my dad took him to the toilet and

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<v Speaker 2>like was like going to that cubicle there go to

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<v Speaker 2>the for a WII and Dad was like, you're taking

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<v Speaker 2>a while and poked his head in and he's got

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<v Speaker 2>his head in the toilet. Not in the water, but yeah, no,

0:37:03.239 --> 0:37:06.840
<v Speaker 2>Dad got his head in the toilet. And Dad's like, oh,

0:37:07.000 --> 0:37:09.000
<v Speaker 2>what are you doing? And he let go and he's

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<v Speaker 2>whole nervous thing as he puts his fingers in his mouth. Ah.

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<v Speaker 1>He was like ooh.

0:37:17.120 --> 0:37:20.440
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, did you wash him? And Dad's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I licked his fingers. Ah.

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<v Speaker 1>No, Let's do some list of questions. Yes to end on.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's end on a listener question.

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<v Speaker 1>This first one is from Tommy, who says, my daughter,

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<v Speaker 1>who was nearly one and a half, walks in on

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<v Speaker 1>me in the shower, on the rag, and most recently

0:37:40.600 --> 0:37:43.440
<v Speaker 1>she sat on my lap while I took a big shit. Well,

0:37:43.520 --> 0:37:50.000
<v Speaker 1>said Tommy, hellig shit backed one out? How good are boundaries?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm wondering though, did either of the two of you

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<v Speaker 1>let your kids see you naked? And was there an

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<v Speaker 1>age where you thought they shouldn't anymore? Hey, he says

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<v Speaker 1>some brackets absolutely no judgment if they still do. This

0:38:02.000 --> 0:38:04.440
<v Speaker 1>is why I'm asking, because I have no idea and

0:38:04.600 --> 0:38:07.279
<v Speaker 1>do feel differently for a boy seeing you in your

0:38:07.400 --> 0:38:09.920
<v Speaker 1>glory than a girl. And Tommy, can I just say

0:38:10.000 --> 0:38:13.200
<v Speaker 1>this is a safe space. You can ask absolutely anything

0:38:13.239 --> 0:38:16.759
<v Speaker 1>and no me, no Ash will ever judge you. And

0:38:16.920 --> 0:38:20.160
<v Speaker 1>I let me rephrase that I will never judge Ash

0:38:21.600 --> 0:38:22.520
<v Speaker 1>may very well do so.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna knock, gonna look.

0:38:24.480 --> 0:38:25.520
<v Speaker 1>What do you do with your kids? For me?

0:38:25.680 --> 0:38:27.040
<v Speaker 2>I've got a boy and a girl. Don't care if

0:38:27.080 --> 0:38:29.480
<v Speaker 2>they see me in the nut. Honestly, I think they

0:38:29.520 --> 0:38:30.640
<v Speaker 2>should thank me every time.

0:38:32.000 --> 0:38:34.160
<v Speaker 1>Because it's this is what a real man looks like.

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<v Speaker 2>And I continue to say that. They never really walk

0:38:37.320 --> 0:38:39.000
<v Speaker 2>in on me because I lock the door. Oh you

0:38:39.040 --> 0:38:42.200
<v Speaker 2>do every time. I'm not stupid, Not that you're stupid,

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<v Speaker 2>but lock the door.

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<v Speaker 1>Man.

0:38:44.520 --> 0:38:46.120
<v Speaker 2>Let them bang on the door all they lie. I'll

0:38:46.120 --> 0:38:47.600
<v Speaker 2>get the bang on the door, like daddy, what are

0:38:47.600 --> 0:38:49.359
<v Speaker 2>you doing in there? What do you think I'm doing

0:38:49.440 --> 0:38:51.279
<v Speaker 2>in here? Man, I'm trying to shit and get away

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<v Speaker 2>from you.

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<v Speaker 1>I never the kids never come in and they never

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<v Speaker 1>do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they April's in the shower, Both kids are in

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<v Speaker 2>there in the room. Macey's using in the drawers.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess Macy's she's a woman. A few words, so

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<v Speaker 1>she ever say like, oh, Daddy, like you've got Because

0:39:07.480 --> 0:39:12.120
<v Speaker 1>my kids sometimes like if it's been like I'm a

0:39:12.160 --> 0:39:16.200
<v Speaker 1>bit of a public notist at home, like you heard

0:39:16.239 --> 0:39:19.000
<v Speaker 1>it here first, it doesn't really bother me. Sometimes, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's been a week or two and the girls haven't

0:39:20.920 --> 0:39:22.279
<v Speaker 1>seen me naked, and then all of a sudden, I've

0:39:22.280 --> 0:39:26.400
<v Speaker 1>seen me naked, and I go, holy shit, it's you, daddy.

0:39:26.440 --> 0:39:29.160
<v Speaker 1>You've got a dodo And I'm like, yeah, yeah, I do.

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<v Speaker 1>And I want to educate them when the fact that

0:39:32.520 --> 0:39:36.480
<v Speaker 1>he slip it around a bit, But I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, the only thing that I've done now because

0:39:38.239 --> 0:39:42.279
<v Speaker 1>Marley's coming up to being five. Every now and then,

0:39:42.360 --> 0:39:43.920
<v Speaker 1>it's a bit of a treat for them when they

0:39:44.000 --> 0:39:45.960
<v Speaker 1>have a bath. I help in the bath with them.

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<v Speaker 1>And now, just because it's a small bath and there's

0:39:49.520 --> 0:39:51.800
<v Speaker 1>three of us in there, I put my budgies on

0:39:52.400 --> 0:39:53.200
<v Speaker 1>and I wear that in the bar.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't think there's a huge big deal until

0:39:56.280 --> 0:39:57.759
<v Speaker 2>they start to get a bit old, Like if you're

0:39:57.760 --> 0:40:01.279
<v Speaker 2>a bathroom with your teenager, that's weird. But I think

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<v Speaker 2>if they're like that, it's like you said at school, Yeah,

0:40:05.200 --> 0:40:07.719
<v Speaker 2>maybe yeah, maybe we're not there yet. We don't really know.

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<v Speaker 2>So I would say at the moment the ages that

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<v Speaker 2>both of our kids are education wise about private parts,

0:40:14.840 --> 0:40:15.479
<v Speaker 2>it can help.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, you're giving advice. Sorry I stopped. You

0:40:20.760 --> 0:40:21.280
<v Speaker 1>go ahead.

0:40:21.440 --> 0:40:24.920
<v Speaker 2>This is great, And I like, I like Macie and

0:40:25.080 --> 0:40:28.640
<v Speaker 2>Oscar shower together, bath together, boy and girl. But like

0:40:29.040 --> 0:40:31.800
<v Speaker 2>they don't know, right, they don't know. But unless we

0:40:32.000 --> 0:40:38.080
<v Speaker 2>educate them. So like I find that I'm like, at

0:40:38.120 --> 0:40:44.480
<v Speaker 2>the age now we're nuditive around me mum, not my mum, mummy,

0:40:44.880 --> 0:40:48.840
<v Speaker 2>let's say, and both our kids. It's still fine and

0:40:49.000 --> 0:40:51.680
<v Speaker 2>still have educational purposes. But I think, yeah, once I

0:40:51.719 --> 0:40:53.800
<v Speaker 2>get to primary school, we'll probably have a different opinion

0:40:53.840 --> 0:40:57.160
<v Speaker 2>on it. Did tom say that did one of them

0:40:57.200 --> 0:40:58.479
<v Speaker 2>sadden the l was taking a ship?

0:40:58.800 --> 0:41:02.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, I mean the kids one and a half.

0:41:02.680 --> 0:41:05.200
<v Speaker 2>Book young age. Fine. I think as we get into

0:41:05.239 --> 0:41:08.440
<v Speaker 2>primary school our opinions might change. But I don't want to.

0:41:08.520 --> 0:41:11.759
<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to judge anyone out loud. Never would

0:41:12.040 --> 0:41:14.959
<v Speaker 2>up here all the time, Tommy, I hope that helps

0:41:15.000 --> 0:41:16.560
<v Speaker 2>you through. He's probably like, that was just a load

0:41:16.600 --> 0:41:17.480
<v Speaker 2>of fucking nonsense.

0:41:17.560 --> 0:41:17.840
<v Speaker 1>But what.

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<v Speaker 2>The next one is from Courtney Matt, I want to know, Well,

0:41:23.040 --> 0:41:25.879
<v Speaker 2>Courtney wants to know. Wa'ts your lazy game to play

0:41:25.920 --> 0:41:30.680
<v Speaker 2>with your kids? This is hers. I lay on the

0:41:30.760 --> 0:41:33.760
<v Speaker 2>floor whilst my daughter takes her Barbie on a mountain

0:41:33.840 --> 0:41:34.839
<v Speaker 2>walk on my back.

0:41:35.200 --> 0:41:35.399
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:41:36.120 --> 0:41:38.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's that's good lazy.

0:41:38.360 --> 0:41:41.239
<v Speaker 1>That's very good. And I think I think all good

0:41:41.320 --> 0:41:44.360
<v Speaker 1>lazy games require some level of being horizontal.

0:41:44.640 --> 0:41:46.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like that guy who gets his kids to draw

0:41:46.760 --> 0:41:48.800
<v Speaker 2>him while he sleeps. Fucking genius.

0:41:49.040 --> 0:41:52.640
<v Speaker 1>Very good. My lazy game. Sometimes when the kids wake

0:41:52.719 --> 0:41:54.719
<v Speaker 1>up really early and they come into bed and I

0:41:54.880 --> 0:41:57.399
<v Speaker 1>just want another five ten minutes and they're wide awake,

0:41:58.200 --> 0:42:00.960
<v Speaker 1>we play a game where they draw letters on my

0:42:01.120 --> 0:42:04.000
<v Speaker 1>back and I try and guess what the letters are

0:42:05.520 --> 0:42:07.400
<v Speaker 1>and it just normally goes. I'm like, is that a Z?

0:42:08.320 --> 0:42:10.080
<v Speaker 1>Do it again? And I try again. I go is

0:42:10.120 --> 0:42:10.600
<v Speaker 1>that an S?

0:42:11.040 --> 0:42:12.120
<v Speaker 2>Do it again again?

0:42:12.520 --> 0:42:13.680
<v Speaker 1>And that's that's my laser game.

0:42:14.080 --> 0:42:18.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, Mine is similar. I lay on my stomach

0:42:18.080 --> 0:42:19.200
<v Speaker 2>and just let them jump on me.

0:42:19.560 --> 0:42:20.640
<v Speaker 1>That's not what you said before.

0:42:21.560 --> 0:42:26.200
<v Speaker 2>I said lock them in a cupboard, but I'm not

0:42:26.280 --> 0:42:29.320
<v Speaker 2>allowed to say that because it's not true.

0:42:29.600 --> 0:42:31.680
<v Speaker 1>The tummy that's a great na.

0:42:32.480 --> 0:42:34.720
<v Speaker 2>I'm on my Tommy and there's on my back because

0:42:34.760 --> 0:42:37.080
<v Speaker 2>I don't I don't really like massages, but I like

0:42:37.160 --> 0:42:40.160
<v Speaker 2>when my Oscar comes in with two knees form in

0:42:40.239 --> 0:42:42.640
<v Speaker 2>the bat really makes you feel a lot.

0:42:43.680 --> 0:42:47.600
<v Speaker 1>Anyway, before we go, last week we answered the question

0:42:47.719 --> 0:42:50.000
<v Speaker 1>of what is the best book to read to your kids?

0:42:50.560 --> 0:42:52.120
<v Speaker 1>That We've got a lot of great answers. We're not

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<v Speaker 1>going to go through them here, but if you go

0:42:54.360 --> 0:42:57.200
<v Speaker 1>onto it one of our last posts on two Doting

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<v Speaker 1>Dads on Instagram, there's some great suggests in there from

0:43:00.760 --> 0:43:01.759
<v Speaker 1>other parents. Yeah.

0:43:01.760 --> 0:43:03.919
<v Speaker 2>I just saw one here which I just spark my interest,

0:43:03.960 --> 0:43:08.760
<v Speaker 2>which I do quite like. Rhymes short, it's easy, it's piranhas,

0:43:08.800 --> 0:43:11.279
<v Speaker 2>don't eat bananas. Oh yeah, yeah, it's a good one.

0:43:11.360 --> 0:43:13.000
<v Speaker 1>That's a good That is a belter.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, get whip that one out. Getting to sleep room.

0:43:15.520 --> 0:43:18.640
<v Speaker 1>That is a belt. All this book talk ash it's

0:43:18.640 --> 0:43:21.480
<v Speaker 1>getting the cogs turning in my mind.

0:43:22.200 --> 0:43:25.279
<v Speaker 2>I mean I can see them turning. I did very

0:43:25.360 --> 0:43:28.920
<v Speaker 2>bad at schools as Engli English in particular. Both of

0:43:29.000 --> 0:43:32.840
<v Speaker 2>us can't read all right, could we could? We potentially,

0:43:33.200 --> 0:43:33.640
<v Speaker 2>But we've.

0:43:33.520 --> 0:43:35.880
<v Speaker 1>Got an idea and what we want to do is

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<v Speaker 1>if you, as a parent, have had any situation where

0:43:39.800 --> 0:43:41.680
<v Speaker 1>you've tried to leave the house and there's been a

0:43:41.760 --> 0:43:44.239
<v Speaker 1>disaster with your kids that stopped you from going out

0:43:44.280 --> 0:43:47.040
<v Speaker 1>and socializing. Send them to send them to us. We

0:43:47.120 --> 0:43:49.080
<v Speaker 1>want to know what they are because we're working on something.

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<v Speaker 2>Send them at to Hello at tutoring dat dot com

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<v Speaker 2>or d MS put in the show notes.

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<v Speaker 1>But we want to hear your suggestions because it will

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<v Speaker 1>help an idea. We won't tell you what it is

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<v Speaker 1>just yet. Bear with us. Yes, and if you've enjoyed

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<v Speaker 1>this episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Please send it to someone who needs a little perker

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<v Speaker 2>or someone who did understand how chaotic life could be.

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<v Speaker 2>Because that was a chaotic episode.

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<v Speaker 1>It was bedlam.

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<v Speaker 2>It was great. I love that.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just stay in this room for a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>longer after we stop recording, because once we leave here

0:44:16.960 --> 0:44:18.360
<v Speaker 1>and we go see our kids again.

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<v Speaker 2>I've already ordered for him.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, half, we've got plenty of time perfect give

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<v Speaker 1>us a review as well. It would absolutely make us lives. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>we love hearing your feedback. It's really appreciated, and we'll

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<v Speaker 1>see you guys next week.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely so.

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<v Speaker 1>Gosway