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Speaker 1: So I packed up that black bag had the beers

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Speaker 2: You're like, what of it? I'm an only fans model.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Welcome back to two doting dads. I am Maddie

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Speaker 1: Jay and I'm Ash And this is a podcast that's

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Speaker 1: all about parenting. It's a good, the.

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Speaker 2: Bad, and the relatable.

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Speaker 1: And as I look out Ash to the horizon across

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Speaker 1: the vast ocean.

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Speaker 2: And I were upstairs before and I was like, it's windy.

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Speaker 2: It's like and then I look around It's like we're

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Speaker 2: in the middle of the fucking ocean. So no shit,

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Speaker 2: it's windy.

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Speaker 1: They are coming to you from a cruise.

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Speaker 2: Matt and I had a holiday with just ask but

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Speaker 2: then we've decided to take our families on a holiday

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Speaker 2: to see how that would go.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and so far, well, we'll get we'll get into it.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, do you know what that is?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god? Just for reference those listening, that's the

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Speaker 2: buzzer from the Kids Club to alert Matthew his children

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Speaker 2: are in danger.

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Speaker 1: Let me just I'll call my mom.

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Speaker 2: This is great, they couldn't have happened.

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Speaker 1: The other day, whilst on the ship, I was saying,

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Speaker 2: You got to call it like every now and then.

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Speaker 2: Like it's like when they reached out the router.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and she's, oh, my goodness, you've answered. I I

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Speaker 2: Also, for reference, we brought our parents along with us.

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Speaker 2: What could go wrong.

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Speaker 1: I'm just letting you know that the kids club PAGA

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Speaker 1: Okay? Fuck? What can you? Can you? Kids?

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Speaker 1: Can you go ask? It's better if you just ask someone.

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Speaker 2: Find the captain and ask him.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh god, that's great. Yes, so we did. We

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Speaker 1: And I look, I know that my mom is seventy odd.

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Speaker 2: Oh it's all a bit of fun. Ooh we touch knees.

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Speaker 1: But you know there's things like getting to the airport.

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Speaker 2: drinking a Stonewood Pacific Ale.

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Speaker 1: Is this the Pacific Ocean?

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Speaker 2: And we are drinking Pacific Ale of course, born in

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Speaker 1: From Tasmania, ash much if you know that. But that

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Speaker 1: You know, there's certain environments I think that make beer

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Speaker 2: Absolutely so Cheers successfully smuggled stone Woods into another vessel.

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Speaker 1: Question for you, ask what is your opinion on boarding planes?

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Speaker 1: How do you do it? Because there's I feel.

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Speaker 2: Like they usually walk on? How are you getting on there?

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Speaker 1: I roll? You roll on? No, So there's there's two

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Speaker 2: With kids, okay, so you just get on, you just

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Speaker 1: I left them behind. You got two spare seats next

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Speaker 1: to you, don't I'm flying the right way.

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Speaker 1: Option one is so you're flying with April, you got

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Speaker 1: Option Option two is you board first, or April boards

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Speaker 2: That's fucking genius. I didn't even think about that.

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Speaker 1: Okay, do you reckon?

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Speaker 2: Is that?

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Speaker 2: Honestly, I do the first option because I didn't know

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Speaker 1: I thought, I don't mind just getting him on the seat,

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Speaker 2: Then get the bags up in the air.

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Speaker 2: Like me, all at once, sit down, shut up, put

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Speaker 2: The come move yeah, cart breathe. So that's option three.

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Speaker 2: The third option, you pin them down. You're essentially you

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Speaker 2: Who gave you that one? I read it online. People

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Speaker 2: it's more time consuming.

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Speaker 1: I just think to split the team up. To me,

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Speaker 2: Well, you split the team up, hopefully they don't get on. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: You know when you're sitting there and you row like

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Speaker 2: And you came up on this this fine holiday the

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Speaker 2: Oh killed. Now we were relaxed. You came up and

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Speaker 2: Oh, it was beautiful Brisbane CBD. And this is the thing, like,

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Speaker 2: through Brisbane CBD. Okay, which is lovely. That's got is it? No? No,

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Speaker 2: the idiot. They've got like nice, they've got Central parks

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Speaker 1: Give me a street Roma, Oh I know Rama sorry.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And there's like a little ark reserve there.

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Speaker 2: Listen in let me help you out, April Star. Don't

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Speaker 2: He is a bit confused.

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Speaker 2: He's like, get on, holding John's hands. It's freak anyway.

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Speaker 2: Hold John said, So what happened was when we're going

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Speaker 1: He must fucking hate holidays. He's like especially on the

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Speaker 2: Yes, he's traumatize from the lift.

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Speaker 1: And then Maddie, j hang on a second, let me

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Speaker 2: You traumatize my offspring.

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Speaker 1: It was interesting us all coming together because we've never

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Speaker 1: Actually, the Lola's birthday with the first time we spent

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Speaker 2: Alic is there.

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Speaker 1: But we're all hanging out together. Everyone's being very pleasant.

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Speaker 1: The foundation of our relationship was rock solid, So you

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Speaker 1: More so in my mind we were in a great place.

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Speaker 2: down to Maddie Jay's room with Oscar for some I

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Speaker 2: can't remember what it was for to pick up a

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Speaker 1: I farted. Yes, I did a big fart and ash

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Speaker 2: And I was like, I'm not coming in.

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Speaker 1: And I looked at Oscar and he had a smile

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Speaker 2: That's what it was.

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Speaker 2: As I take Oscar in, he starts kicking. He fought

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Speaker 1: I thought it was a joke. Nope, he starts upper

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Speaker 2: And then he jumped off the bed, ran back down

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Speaker 1: I thought we were there.

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Speaker 2: I was like, obviously not.

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Speaker 1: You loved it.

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Speaker 2: I thought it was hilarious shit, And then.

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Speaker 1: I was I'm just undone, like so much. Two days he.

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Speaker 2: Gave my heartfelt apology.

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Speaker 1: I didn't think he were two days later that I was,

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Speaker 1: and we had that. We had that day trip where

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Speaker 1: I love your shirt, Oscar. That's a great shirt. I

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Speaker 2: I've got puppies in my room and I we're not.

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Speaker 1: It's never been the same since its ever.

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Speaker 2: You get back, You'll get back there, You'll get back.

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Speaker 1: Actually, we turned a corner this morning, did you because

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Speaker 2: That's right, he's he's not as scared of you, So

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Speaker 2: do it again, try again, I would say, Ash.

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Speaker 1: I feel like if there was one person who I

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Speaker 1: is yourself. But to everyone else out there who may

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Speaker 2: Baby, You're back. You are, Yes, you are.

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Speaker 1: I just have to say, Broncos that last game, wasn't

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Speaker 1: it unbelievable?

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Speaker 2: Yes, they did beat the Rabbits twenty eight eighteen.

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Speaker 1: Could you just be a bit more excited that my

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Speaker 2: Congratulations?

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Speaker 1: That was so forth, I know, but yes, Matt.

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Speaker 2: Both NRL and AFL seasons are well underway and you

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Speaker 2: can watch every game of every round live on KO

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Speaker 2: with no ad breaks during play. Now this week, a

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Speaker 2: couple of call outs. We have a Grand Final rematch. Okay,

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Speaker 2: come on, Panthers and the Broncos. Can they come back?

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Speaker 2: Can they win and beat the Panthers back to last

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Speaker 2: year's funeral?

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Speaker 1: Moving on a second, what do you mean can they

441
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Speaker 1: win when they win the rematch?

442
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:40,639
Speaker 2: Oh? Yes, okay?

443
00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:44,320
Speaker 1: Can you just come on, I pretend to like Manly anyway?

444
00:21:44,359 --> 00:21:47,560
Speaker 2: I have Chippendris for that game, and coming up Super Saturday,

445
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,240
Speaker 2: of course, three games back to back which are all

446
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:53,159
Speaker 2: exclusive of Fox League that are available on KO.

447
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:56,480
Speaker 1: And with the AFL, let's not forget this Hawthorne versus

448
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:58,399
Speaker 1: Melbourne that's going to be on Saturday, and then we

449
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:02,200
Speaker 1: have Richmond versus Adelaide on the Sunday.

450
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Speaker 2: Beautiful and also, Matt, coming up this weekend is the

451
00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:09,479
Speaker 2: Formula One Grand Prix and you can watch every session

452
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:13,080
Speaker 2: line in four K, whoa, four K the detail is

453
00:22:13,119 --> 00:22:13,680
Speaker 2: so clear.

454
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Speaker 1: I love how you got a surprise talking to you

455
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Speaker 1: and in four K did you say four K? Yeah,

456
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:24,600
Speaker 1: that's in full whoa.

457
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:27,760
Speaker 2: The detail is so clear, it's like your driving laps ash.

458
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Speaker 1: It will be remiss of me not to give a

459
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Speaker 1: shout out to Danny Ricardo, who is of course battling

460
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,600
Speaker 1: it out on his home ground for points.

461
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:37,080
Speaker 2: Come on, Danny, Yes, we will do a shoey for

462
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:40,720
Speaker 2: you in honor win lose. Do you draw in race?

463
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:45,879
Speaker 2: And if you knew to Ko, get on board today

464
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:49,200
Speaker 2: start your free trial. We have a link in our bio.

465
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Speaker 2: Go on, treat yourself four K. One of your kids

466
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Speaker 2: did something that I thought was I had a chuckle

467
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Speaker 2: a chuckle. What happened yesterday? We were at breakfasts and

468
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:05,919
Speaker 2: I'm enjoying my breakfast and as you do, and I

469
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:11,040
Speaker 2: hear you say, Lola, no more butter, and I was like,

470
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Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I must be on a toast

471
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Speaker 2: or something. Glance to my heart and then you're saying

472
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Speaker 2: no more butter. And I look at Lola and she's

473
00:23:19,359 --> 00:23:22,600
Speaker 2: got the stick of butter and she's just sucking on

474
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:26,199
Speaker 2: this stick of butter like some sort of freak. And

475
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:28,760
Speaker 2: I was just like, what the hell? And then you're

476
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Speaker 2: like even this morning, You're like kid loves butter.

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Speaker 1: She fucking loves butter, and this is heaven for her

478
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:38,680
Speaker 1: because where we have breakfast as soon as you sit

479
00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:44,639
Speaker 1: down on the table forks crockery butter and a big

480
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:48,160
Speaker 1: bowl of butter, and the waight is like, can I

481
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:51,160
Speaker 1: get your orders please? And I was like, no, I'm good.

482
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:54,440
Speaker 2: You've already had my breakfast out for me right here.

483
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:57,440
Speaker 1: And she just she fucking went through three knobs.

484
00:23:57,840 --> 00:24:00,520
Speaker 2: I know, I'll sit next with this morning, and I like,

485
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:04,760
Speaker 2: I like, sneakly slap on out of her hand. That's

486
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:07,440
Speaker 2: enough for you, mate, And then I've stepped on it.

487
00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:11,360
Speaker 2: I slid through my slide. But also what she did

488
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:16,159
Speaker 2: she had greasy, oily, buttery hands, and she looked at me,

489
00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:19,480
Speaker 2: looked at my shirt and then she just got her

490
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Speaker 2: hand and smeared it down my shirt like I was

491
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Speaker 2: an old fucking napkin.

492
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Speaker 1: I apologize. Lola is interesting like that, she's an interesting cat.

493
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Speaker 1: Marley warmed you straight away.

494
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Speaker 2: Mary, Yeah, straight away. We had a little curl. Yes

495
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:39,159
Speaker 2: that was really nice, but like also with Lola, Like

496
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:42,320
Speaker 2: I said, you've told me so many stories about Lola,

497
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:44,280
Speaker 2: and then I haven't spent an extended amount of time

498
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Speaker 2: with you, and now I sympathize with you. She's a

499
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:48,840
Speaker 2: rule breaker.

500
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Speaker 1: She's a tolf one to work out.

501
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:53,160
Speaker 2: She is the type of kid that you say, don't

502
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:55,679
Speaker 2: do that, she'll go and do it and look at

503
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:57,960
Speaker 2: you while she's doing it, and then explain to you

504
00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:02,000
Speaker 2: that she's doing what you told to do. And you're like,

505
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:07,640
Speaker 2: she's really good at like gaslighting you everyone and it's

506
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:10,000
Speaker 2: not just you, because you're like for weeks like she

507
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:13,600
Speaker 2: hates me. I think she secretly hates everybody except for Laura.

508
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:14,680
Speaker 1: Except except for Laura.

509
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:17,120
Speaker 2: So the other day, first day on the trip, we're

510
00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:19,320
Speaker 2: having little cuddles. Great, She's like, I love you as

511
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:21,680
Speaker 2: I was like, that's great, I love that. And five

512
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:23,600
Speaker 2: minutes later I was like, do you want a couple

513
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,760
Speaker 2: of me? She's like no. I was like, oh fuck.

514
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:28,200
Speaker 2: And then yesterday she goes, I want to sit next

515
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Speaker 2: to you. Ass We're on the bus on the island,

516
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:31,919
Speaker 2: so I want to sit next to you. I'm like, oh,

517
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:33,280
Speaker 2: you want to sit next to me? She's like, no,

518
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:35,280
Speaker 2: just fucking off off the bus.

519
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:36,760
Speaker 1: She then she sits next to you and she starts

520
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:38,880
Speaker 1: wiping her handle and she's like, that's what I needed.

521
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:41,119
Speaker 2: She say she only sat next to me this morning

522
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:42,040
Speaker 2: because I made her.

523
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Speaker 1: I was like, sit there, she's been She's been great

524
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:47,879
Speaker 1: with me. Yeah, she's been great with me because she

525
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:50,879
Speaker 1: always needs to have like someone that's on her side.

526
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 1: That's me. I'm the enabler now for all of her behavior,

527
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:59,639
Speaker 1: but she fucking hates everyone else. For example, Nana like

528
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:02,880
Speaker 1: she was struggling with their swimmers. I was putting Marley

529
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:05,720
Speaker 1: getting Maley ready for the pool, and Nana just goes, oh,

530
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:07,639
Speaker 1: you've just got to let me help put your feet

531
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Speaker 1: in the holes of the swimmers. And she goes, oh yeah,

532
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:15,400
Speaker 1: And I spat in her face and I was like, well,

533
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Speaker 1: you can't do that, and.

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Speaker 2: She was like what I oh, she used to dude,

535
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:23,600
Speaker 2: I want kid her. And Marley is so opposite it's wild.

536
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:26,239
Speaker 2: And then there's you've got Oscar in the middle of

537
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,520
Speaker 2: these two girls trying to work out which one he

538
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Speaker 2: really should be hanging out with.

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Speaker 1: It's funny, dude, breakfast there he's with Marley lunchtime is

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00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:34,600
Speaker 1: with Lola, and I'm like.

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Speaker 2: Fun, we're playing the field this kid.

542
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:39,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's just like Meanwhile, I'm like working out when

543
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:42,440
Speaker 1: to abductim next, Paul. Kid's confused.

544
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Speaker 2: I yesterday, Lola. I could tell she's just a bit

545
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:48,720
Speaker 2: hard work for you. A few times, then she has

546
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Speaker 2: a nap, right, and then she's cranky again, and then

547
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Speaker 2: all of a sudden, she's full of beans the whole night.

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00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:58,000
Speaker 2: Like I left dinner early because Macy fell asleep at

549
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Speaker 2: the table, and then like when I did leave you,

550
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 2: she was she was bouncing. It was like seven, seven o'clock,

551
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:06,080
Speaker 2: and then I had to sit in the room and

552
00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:09,240
Speaker 2: wait for April to come back with Oscar and then

553
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:11,080
Speaker 2: we're going off to like some white party thing. It

554
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:13,440
Speaker 2: was like eight o'clock when I message you, because April said,

555
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:15,720
Speaker 2: Matt he's gonna take her to the pub and just

556
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,560
Speaker 2: let her run around like the pub on the boat

557
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,800
Speaker 2: and just let her wear himself out. I was like, oh, okay,

558
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:24,080
Speaker 2: we'll go meet him. But you obviously she must have crashed, surely.

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00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:26,080
Speaker 1: No, she was up till like nine o'clock last night.

560
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:29,399
Speaker 2: Oh fuck yeah, yeah, she'd have taken to the white party.

561
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,399
Speaker 1: No, I had to be I was looking after Mali.

562
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:35,720
Speaker 1: But I think overall, going on holidays with other people,

563
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 1: it's a real roll of the dice. Yeah, because it's

564
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:41,600
Speaker 1: one thing to get along with someone like individually, it's

565
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:44,439
Speaker 1: another thing to like have your families combined.

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Speaker 2: Oh and especially the kids, they like they egg each

567
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:49,719
Speaker 2: other on. Like one will be like I want this,

568
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:51,440
Speaker 2: then one will be like I want that.

569
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Speaker 1: But I think it's been pretty good.

570
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:57,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was only like there's just been the odd

571
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:59,600
Speaker 2: individual meltdown collective standard.

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00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, but also I'm trying my best to be what.

573
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:05,119
Speaker 2: Do you mean, like it's a scream at the Yeah,

574
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:09,440
Speaker 2: I don't. There's been a couple of like meltdowns like

575
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:11,399
Speaker 2: yes they went Lola melt down the line and you

576
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,520
Speaker 2: had your hands full mild and I was like, dropped

577
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:15,680
Speaker 2: aples bag. I'm like, I'm picking this fucking kid. I

578
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:18,480
Speaker 2: don't give a ship if she punches me out, and

579
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:23,080
Speaker 2: like she was like like flailing around and I was like,

580
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 2: oh my god.

581
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Speaker 1: And the reason why it's worked, I think is because

582
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:29,760
Speaker 1: we've got we've both got similar styles of parenting. We

583
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:31,480
Speaker 1: try and lay down the rules when we need to

584
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:34,359
Speaker 1: lay down the rules like. It's an example example of

585
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:39,800
Speaker 1: like where all the parents had united front. Because the kids,

586
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:43,520
Speaker 1: our kids are pretty similar, all bad eaters. You got

587
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:46,400
Speaker 1: to like sit down, like individually, feed every nugget into

588
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:47,480
Speaker 1: their mouth. It's painful.

589
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:51,600
Speaker 2: There's a bit of mashed potato on that one. Shut

590
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:54,920
Speaker 2: the fuck up and just shove it in your gob

591
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 2: and leave me the fuck alone.

592
00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:59,880
Speaker 1: And an Oscar wasn't eating last night.

593
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he didn't want to bar it.

594
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 1: And so you went and took Macie into bed and

595
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:06,200
Speaker 1: he was he had like a full plate and he

596
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 1: was like, oh on ice cream. And April was like,

597
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:11,440
Speaker 1: you're not getting ice cream? And then my kids were

598
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:13,240
Speaker 1: like are we getting ice cream? And I'm like, no

599
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:16,920
Speaker 1: one's getting ice cream, and I missed it. Oscar flipped.

600
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:21,360
Speaker 1: He was like ah he was. He was the same

601
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:23,200
Speaker 1: as when I tried to bring him into the room

602
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:28,760
Speaker 1: and I was like, I know that's cream. And April goes,

603
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 1: are your kid's going to have ice cream? And I said, April,

604
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 1: if he's not getting ice cream, no, no one's getting

605
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 1: ice cream. And then my kids started to losing and

606
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:39,760
Speaker 1: I said, ye shut up. And then and then April goes,

607
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:42,440
Speaker 1: if you have five chicken nuggets, you can have the

608
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 1: ice cream, and so we're all there like oh, osca,

609
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:50,760
Speaker 1: and then the fifth nugget came and it was just

610
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 1: like the kids was soked. Morley and Lola were like,

611
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:55,400
Speaker 1: we can get ice cream. Oscarol was like, guys, I've

612
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:58,160
Speaker 1: done it and it was beautiful. And then I was like,

613
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 1: I'll go water the ice cream. April was like I've

614
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 1: already done it. We're all getting ice cream.

615
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:03,160
Speaker 2: Why don't you to just get married.

616
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:05,720
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about it. So it's worked out well.

617
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:09,160
Speaker 2: I think my parenting style is more of camp leader.

618
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:12,040
Speaker 2: I'm like come on, and then I'm like stop, come on, stop,

619
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:13,840
Speaker 2: don't touch that. I do this thing. But I don't

620
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:15,440
Speaker 2: know if you noticed that I put them like get

621
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:18,440
Speaker 2: up against the wall. I've seen that No in the

622
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:21,200
Speaker 2: morning before at breakfast, like all right, get up against

623
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:22,959
Speaker 2: the wall, and Macy just does what all the other

624
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:29,680
Speaker 2: kids doing. I'm like, just like that's where Abe got

625
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:32,800
Speaker 2: that photo of them all and I was like, I'm

626
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:34,760
Speaker 2: against the wall now and they're all like.

627
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:40,520
Speaker 1: We're like, the kid's having a great time. There's a

628
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:43,880
Speaker 1: constant fear of elevators getting against the wall, being dragged

629
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Speaker 1: into random rooms and we're like, what a great trip.

630
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:50,600
Speaker 2: Because Oscar knows my tone of voice at a certain point,

631
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:53,520
Speaker 2: he's like, don't fuck with him because the next tone

632
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:56,520
Speaker 2: is way worse, and like yes. They were in line

633
00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:59,160
Speaker 2: for the boat back and there was the yellow line

634
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:01,360
Speaker 2: and I was like, don't go outside the yellow line,

635
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 2: and Lowel was like fuck you. And I was like,

636
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:07,600
Speaker 2: and she was like stepping was like yellow line. So

637
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:09,560
Speaker 2: I stood and I got down onto her level and

638
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:11,640
Speaker 2: I was like, don't step out of the yellow line

639
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:15,400
Speaker 2: and then gets close. I'm like, get back in mind,

640
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 2: and he was like fuck and low We're just grabbed

641
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:24,479
Speaker 2: my cheeks up there and then pushes my head and

642
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:26,000
Speaker 2: like staunched off.

643
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:27,320
Speaker 1: That's Lola.

644
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 2: I was like, work this kid out.

645
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:34,720
Speaker 1: I'm intrigued to know how it's going to be going

646
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:38,280
Speaker 1: back to Sydney and back with Laura because this this

647
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:41,160
Speaker 1: is honestly, I'm not trying to be funny. This is

648
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:45,640
Speaker 1: the closest up Lola and I have ever been, which

649
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:49,360
Speaker 1: is like, I'm fucking loving life right now. Because we're

650
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:51,240
Speaker 1: in the We're in the one cabin and she'll wake

651
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:52,920
Speaker 1: up in the middle of the night and she's like,

652
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:55,800
Speaker 1: come into my bed and we have this cuddle. Like

653
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 1: this morning, we woke up at like four o'clock, got

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Speaker 1: into bed, gave her a cutter. We slept until seven,

655
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I've never in the three years that

656
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:06,240
Speaker 1: she's been here, had that before.

657
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:07,160
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness.

658
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:09,080
Speaker 1: And all I had to do was just like completely

659
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:13,360
Speaker 1: remove Laura from the picture. I wish I'd done this sooner.

660
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:17,040
Speaker 2: Sorry Laura, Sorry Laura. But yeah, it's been good. I

661
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:19,640
Speaker 2: feel like bringing them together, like the other day, Macy

662
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:24,200
Speaker 2: and Marley holding hands. That's great, so good bringing two

663
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Speaker 2: families together. And it is, of course on a Pinot cruise.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're on the four day cruise by the way,

665
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Speaker 1: in case anyone does want to do this trip, probably

666
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Speaker 1: seen art socials and seeing what we've been up to.

667
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Speaker 1: But we went from Brisbane to wit Sundays and back.

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Speaker 1: Is it the Pacific counter Pacific Encounter. There's also when

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Speaker 1: that goes from Sydney. There's Heat Morton as well.

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Speaker 2: Heat So you can check out their website. They've got

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Speaker 2: a lot of heaps and heaps and heaps seems we

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Speaker 2: did this one.

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Speaker 1: We do have a discount code ten percent off if.

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Speaker 2: You want to book in another cruise, I.

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Speaker 1: Know we should do it again. Maybe just you and me?

676
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, definitely.

677
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:57,680
Speaker 1: If you want to book this trip and get the

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Speaker 1: ten percent discount, you can use the code two Dads

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Speaker 1: Two Dads. Will put that in the show notes in

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Speaker 1: case you want to use it.

681
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Speaker 2: We'll also put a link to the website. Make it

682
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Speaker 2: a little bit easier for you, step by step. Now

683
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Speaker 2: that we've spoken about the multiple meltdowns on this ship,

684
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:16,000
Speaker 2: let's go to our favorite segment, which is tantrum slash

685
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 2: Meltdown of the Week. Cue music.

686
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:26,800
Speaker 1: He's a fine.

687
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:42,400
Speaker 2: All right, manny Jay. So this one's from Alison says,

688
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:44,480
Speaker 2: my son just cried and threw his breakfast on the

689
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:51,400
Speaker 2: floor because his porridge had oats in it.

690
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:52,719
Speaker 1: Those little assholes.

691
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 2: Oh man, so copy, what do you do?

692
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:58,120
Speaker 1: What do you do with that? Like, honestly, what is

693
00:33:58,200 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 1: still cut?

694
00:33:58,840 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 2: Oats?

695
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:04,840
Speaker 1: You more like, it's just so hard, isn't it?

696
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 2: You just don't know?

697
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:09,840
Speaker 1: So hard? And as well, five days out of the

698
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:11,200
Speaker 1: week they love oats for.

699
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:13,240
Speaker 2: Breakfast, and then they realized that there's oats.

700
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:16,640
Speaker 1: They're like, wait a second, did you try and trick me?

701
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 1: What have I been eating?

702
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 2: Oscar this morning. So like had a bottle of milk

703
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:21,920
Speaker 2: this morning, but because we don't have a kettle in

704
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:24,759
Speaker 2: our room, it was cold, and April gave it to

705
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:28,279
Speaker 2: him and he just literally grabbed it dropped it on

706
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:29,640
Speaker 2: the ground. Site it's cold.

707
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:31,840
Speaker 1: They are slave mine.

708
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:33,960
Speaker 2: And I saw a funny TikTok the other day and

709
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 2: it was like, essentially, you're just your toddler's bitch. Ah,

710
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:42,680
Speaker 2: feed me, wash me, bathe me, carry me.

711
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:49,160
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have it any other way though, Live all right.

712
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:55,279
Speaker 1: This is from Mattias Mathias Moburgh ohis Moburg. I knew

713
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:55,759
Speaker 1: you'd say that.

714
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:57,600
Speaker 2: Pass them bellow.

715
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:01,839
Speaker 1: One evening, my two orders, four and two years old

716
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:05,959
Speaker 1: were sitting in the older girl's bed. The older girl

717
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:09,480
Speaker 1: was playing on her iPad and the younger one was

718
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:12,480
Speaker 1: watching her play. I was in the other room when

719
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:17,200
Speaker 1: I started to hear the younger one scream. I told

720
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:22,319
Speaker 1: them stop fighting and behave yourselves, well, said, like all

721
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 1: good parents do. The screaming went on and on, and

722
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:30,080
Speaker 1: so I had to put a stop to it, says Matteas.

723
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:34,800
Speaker 1: Just when I passed the threshold of her room, I

724
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:39,359
Speaker 1: smelled a strong stench. Oh no, and When I got

725
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:42,120
Speaker 1: to the bed, my two year old sat in a

726
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 1: diaper holding a piece of turb The reason for the

727
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:50,920
Speaker 1: screaming was that she had taken a bit out Oh

728
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:54,719
Speaker 1: my what, sorry had taken Oh my god, get through it.

729
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:58,400
Speaker 1: She had taken a bite out of it. Oh my

730
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:03,120
Speaker 1: god what? And it tasted awful in her mouth. You

731
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 1: don't say like, oh my god. I picked up my

732
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:11,640
Speaker 1: daughter in disgust and ran with her to the bathroom,

733
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:14,560
Speaker 1: threw it in the shower where my wife was. And

734
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 1: the weird thing was that my older daughter was sitting

735
00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:21,640
Speaker 1: right next to this display of absolute shit housery, no

736
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 1: pun intended. I didn't notice a thing, just kept playing

737
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 1: on her iPad. Well, he's taking the headphones off. You know,

738
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 1: it's a good chuckle when the headphones come off.

739
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's disgusting.

740
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:38,880
Speaker 1: Also, fuck is.

741
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:39,520
Speaker 2: Wrong with them?

742
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:43,440
Speaker 1: Also, this ship could start sinking, and if the kids

743
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:45,360
Speaker 1: are on their phones and iPad, fuck, they wouldn't move.

744
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 1: They wouldn't move a muscle.

745
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:50,040
Speaker 2: They wouldn't even know. That just reminds me of something gross,

746
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:53,120
Speaker 2: because yesterday my dad took him to the toilet and

747
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,320
Speaker 2: like was like going to that cubicle there go to

748
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:58,080
Speaker 2: the for a WII and Dad was like, you're taking

749
00:36:58,120 --> 00:36:59,759
Speaker 2: a while and poked his head in and he's got

750
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 2: his head in the toilet. Not in the water, but yeah, no,

751
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:06,840
Speaker 2: Dad got his head in the toilet. And Dad's like, oh,

752
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,000
Speaker 2: what are you doing? And he let go and he's

753
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:11,640
Speaker 2: whole nervous thing as he puts his fingers in his mouth. Ah.

754
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:15,759
Speaker 1: He was like ooh.

755
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:20,440
Speaker 2: And I was like, did you wash him? And Dad's like, yeah,

756
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:21,759
Speaker 2: I licked his fingers. Ah.

757
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:29,960
Speaker 1: No, Let's do some list of questions. Yes to end on.

758
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:31,520
Speaker 2: Let's end on a listener question.

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00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:35,000
Speaker 1: This first one is from Tommy, who says, my daughter,

760
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:37,440
Speaker 1: who was nearly one and a half, walks in on

761
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:40,440
Speaker 1: me in the shower, on the rag, and most recently

762
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:43,440
Speaker 1: she sat on my lap while I took a big shit. Well,

763
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:50,000
Speaker 1: said Tommy, hellig shit backed one out? How good are boundaries?

764
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:52,360
Speaker 1: I'm wondering though, did either of the two of you

765
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:54,960
Speaker 1: let your kids see you naked? And was there an

766
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 1: age where you thought they shouldn't anymore? Hey, he says

767
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:01,880
Speaker 1: some brackets absolutely no judgment if they still do. This

768
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,440
Speaker 1: is why I'm asking, because I have no idea and

769
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:07,279
Speaker 1: do feel differently for a boy seeing you in your

770
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:09,920
Speaker 1: glory than a girl. And Tommy, can I just say

771
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:13,200
Speaker 1: this is a safe space. You can ask absolutely anything

772
00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:16,759
Speaker 1: and no me, no Ash will ever judge you. And

773
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:20,160
Speaker 1: I let me rephrase that I will never judge Ash

774
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 1: may very well do so.

775
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:24,359
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna knock, gonna look.

776
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 1: What do you do with your kids? For me?

777
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 2: I've got a boy and a girl. Don't care if

778
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:29,480
Speaker 2: they see me in the nut. Honestly, I think they

779
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:30,640
Speaker 2: should thank me every time.

780
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 1: Because it's this is what a real man looks like.

781
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:37,239
Speaker 2: And I continue to say that. They never really walk

782
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 2: in on me because I lock the door. Oh you

783
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 2: do every time. I'm not stupid, Not that you're stupid,

784
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 2: but lock the door.

785
00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:43,919
Speaker 1: Man.

786
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 2: Let them bang on the door all they lie. I'll

787
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:47,600
Speaker 2: get the bang on the door, like daddy, what are

788
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:49,359
Speaker 2: you doing in there? What do you think I'm doing

789
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:51,279
Speaker 2: in here? Man, I'm trying to shit and get away

790
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:51,560
Speaker 2: from you.

791
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,400
Speaker 1: I never the kids never come in and they never

792
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:54,680
Speaker 1: do that.

793
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:57,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, they April's in the shower, Both kids are in

794
00:38:57,440 --> 00:39:01,360
Speaker 2: there in the room. Macey's using in the drawers.

795
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:04,680
Speaker 1: I guess Macy's she's a woman. A few words, so

796
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:07,439
Speaker 1: she ever say like, oh, Daddy, like you've got Because

797
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:12,120
Speaker 1: my kids sometimes like if it's been like I'm a

798
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:16,200
Speaker 1: bit of a public notist at home, like you heard

799
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:19,000
Speaker 1: it here first, it doesn't really bother me. Sometimes, you know,

800
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:20,919
Speaker 1: it's been a week or two and the girls haven't

801
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:22,279
Speaker 1: seen me naked, and then all of a sudden, I've

802
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:26,400
Speaker 1: seen me naked, and I go, holy shit, it's you, daddy.

803
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:29,160
Speaker 1: You've got a dodo And I'm like, yeah, yeah, I do.

804
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:32,400
Speaker 1: And I want to educate them when the fact that

805
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:36,480
Speaker 1: he slip it around a bit, But I don't think

806
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:38,200
Speaker 1: I mean, the only thing that I've done now because

807
00:39:38,239 --> 00:39:42,279
Speaker 1: Marley's coming up to being five. Every now and then,

808
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:43,920
Speaker 1: it's a bit of a treat for them when they

809
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,960
Speaker 1: have a bath. I help in the bath with them.

810
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,520
Speaker 1: And now, just because it's a small bath and there's

811
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:51,800
Speaker 1: three of us in there, I put my budgies on

812
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:53,200
Speaker 1: and I wear that in the bar.

813
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think there's a huge big deal until

814
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:57,759
Speaker 2: they start to get a bit old, Like if you're

815
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:01,279
Speaker 2: a bathroom with your teenager, that's weird. But I think

816
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:05,120
Speaker 2: if they're like that, it's like you said at school, Yeah,

817
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:07,719
Speaker 2: maybe yeah, maybe we're not there yet. We don't really know.

818
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:11,120
Speaker 2: So I would say at the moment the ages that

819
00:40:11,239 --> 00:40:14,440
Speaker 2: both of our kids are education wise about private parts,

820
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:15,479
Speaker 2: it can help.

821
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:20,640
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're giving advice. Sorry I stopped. You

822
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:21,280
Speaker 1: go ahead.

823
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:24,920
Speaker 2: This is great, And I like, I like Macie and

824
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:28,640
Speaker 2: Oscar shower together, bath together, boy and girl. But like

825
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:31,800
Speaker 2: they don't know, right, they don't know. But unless we

826
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 2: educate them. So like I find that I'm like, at

827
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:44,480
Speaker 2: the age now we're nuditive around me mum, not my mum, mummy,

828
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:48,840
Speaker 2: let's say, and both our kids. It's still fine and

829
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,680
Speaker 2: still have educational purposes. But I think, yeah, once I

830
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:53,800
Speaker 2: get to primary school, we'll probably have a different opinion

831
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:57,160
Speaker 2: on it. Did tom say that did one of them

832
00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:58,479
Speaker 2: sadden the l was taking a ship?

833
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:02,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I mean the kids one and a half.

834
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:05,200
Speaker 2: Book young age. Fine. I think as we get into

835
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:08,440
Speaker 2: primary school our opinions might change. But I don't want to.

836
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:11,759
Speaker 2: I'm not going to judge anyone out loud. Never would

837
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:14,959
Speaker 2: up here all the time, Tommy, I hope that helps

838
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,560
Speaker 2: you through. He's probably like, that was just a load

839
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:17,480
Speaker 2: of fucking nonsense.

840
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:17,840
Speaker 1: But what.

841
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:22,960
Speaker 2: The next one is from Courtney Matt, I want to know, Well,

842
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:25,879
Speaker 2: Courtney wants to know. Wa'ts your lazy game to play

843
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:30,680
Speaker 2: with your kids? This is hers. I lay on the

844
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:33,760
Speaker 2: floor whilst my daughter takes her Barbie on a mountain

845
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:34,839
Speaker 2: walk on my back.

846
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:35,399
Speaker 1: Yeah.

847
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:38,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's good lazy.

848
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:41,239
Speaker 1: That's very good. And I think I think all good

849
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:44,360
Speaker 1: lazy games require some level of being horizontal.

850
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, like that guy who gets his kids to draw

851
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:48,800
Speaker 2: him while he sleeps. Fucking genius.

852
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:52,640
Speaker 1: Very good. My lazy game. Sometimes when the kids wake

853
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:54,719
Speaker 1: up really early and they come into bed and I

854
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:57,399
Speaker 1: just want another five ten minutes and they're wide awake,

855
00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:00,960
Speaker 1: we play a game where they draw letters on my

856
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 1: back and I try and guess what the letters are

857
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:07,400
Speaker 1: and it just normally goes. I'm like, is that a Z?

858
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:10,080
Speaker 1: Do it again? And I try again. I go is

859
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 1: that an S?

860
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:12,120
Speaker 2: Do it again again?

861
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:13,680
Speaker 1: And that's that's my laser game.

862
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:18,000
Speaker 2: Yeah right, Mine is similar. I lay on my stomach

863
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:19,200
Speaker 2: and just let them jump on me.

864
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:20,640
Speaker 1: That's not what you said before.

865
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:26,200
Speaker 2: I said lock them in a cupboard, but I'm not

866
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:29,320
Speaker 2: allowed to say that because it's not true.

867
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:31,680
Speaker 1: The tummy that's a great na.

868
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:34,720
Speaker 2: I'm on my Tommy and there's on my back because

869
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 2: I don't I don't really like massages, but I like

870
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:40,160
Speaker 2: when my Oscar comes in with two knees form in

871
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:42,640
Speaker 2: the bat really makes you feel a lot.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, before we go, last week we answered the question

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Speaker 1: of what is the best book to read to your kids?

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Speaker 1: That We've got a lot of great answers. We're not

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Speaker 1: going to go through them here, but if you go

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Speaker 1: onto it one of our last posts on two Doting

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Speaker 1: Dads on Instagram, there's some great suggests in there from

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Speaker 1: other parents. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I just saw one here which I just spark my interest,

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Speaker 2: which I do quite like. Rhymes short, it's easy, it's piranhas,

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Speaker 2: don't eat bananas. Oh yeah, yeah, it's a good one.

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Speaker 1: That's a good That is a belter.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, get whip that one out. Getting to sleep room.

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Speaker 1: That is a belt. All this book talk ash it's

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Speaker 1: getting the cogs turning in my mind.

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Speaker 2: I mean I can see them turning. I did very

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Speaker 2: bad at schools as Engli English in particular. Both of

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Speaker 2: us can't read all right, could we could? We potentially,

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Speaker 2: But we've.

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Speaker 1: Got an idea and what we want to do is

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Speaker 1: if you, as a parent, have had any situation where

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Speaker 1: you've tried to leave the house and there's been a

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Speaker 1: disaster with your kids that stopped you from going out

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Speaker 1: and socializing. Send them to send them to us. We

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Speaker 1: want to know what they are because we're working on something.

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Speaker 2: Send them at to Hello at tutoring dat dot com

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Speaker 2: or d MS put in the show notes.

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Speaker 1: But we want to hear your suggestions because it will

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Speaker 1: help an idea. We won't tell you what it is

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Speaker 1: just yet. Bear with us. Yes, and if you've enjoyed

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Speaker 1: this episode.

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Speaker 2: Please send it to someone who needs a little perker

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Speaker 2: or someone who did understand how chaotic life could be.

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Speaker 2: Because that was a chaotic episode.

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Speaker 1: It was bedlam.

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Speaker 2: It was great. I love that.

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Speaker 1: Let's just stay in this room for a little bit

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Speaker 1: longer after we stop recording, because once we leave here

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Speaker 1: and we go see our kids again.

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Speaker 2: I've already ordered for him.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, half, we've got plenty of time perfect give

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Speaker 1: us a review as well. It would absolutely make us lives. Yes,

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Speaker 1: we love hearing your feedback. It's really appreciated, and we'll

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Speaker 1: see you guys next week.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely so.

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