Speaker 1: The Chris Jan O'Connell Breakfast Show Podcast Milbourn's Gold one
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Speaker 1: Joan con all Breakfast Show on Melbourn's Gold one oh
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Speaker 2: Good morning, Wednesday morning, three minutes past six. I hope
Speaker 2: you well this morning show number sixty six for us.
Speaker 2: You look different.
Speaker 3: No, I don't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, honestly you've changed. No Ah, this guy.
Speaker 2: It's great you even coming to see us. It's start
Speaker 2: of online star Jack posts everyone. I've seen him last
Speaker 2: night on Facebook on the AFL page during this new
Speaker 2: show Footy on the foods on You did a great job.
Speaker 2: Did you enjoy it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we loved it. It was a great fun. Thanks
Speaker 3: everybody who did tune in and watch it. It's on
Speaker 3: against next year.
Speaker 2: You tune into Facebook. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I guess you just scrolled through in pause for a
Speaker 3: little bit. Yeah.
Speaker 2: One thing I noticed looking at the set, So you
Speaker 2: were lying from AFL house. Yep, I didn't know that
Speaker 2: Gil doesn't have any furniture there. Why have they not
Speaker 2: got you a nice table or something to put your notes?
Speaker 5: On.
Speaker 2: You just have the chairs.
Speaker 4: You haven't got the foods on yet for footy on
Speaker 4: the foods on.
Speaker 3: Well, I think they've tried to make it look like
Speaker 3: we're in my limping.
Speaker 2: Room living room. Isn't it squatters in there? Please renovating? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I didn't see any furniture. There was just three guys
Speaker 2: on there on chairs, and also one of the guys
Speaker 2: you got on there. The two of the guys with you,
Speaker 2: who are they? And one was a form of D's players.
Speaker 3: You just retired, Bernie Vince just retired from Edwin Demons
Speaker 3: and the NAB rising star Winer, Jade and Stevenson.
Speaker 2: The three of you get on really well. It's very good. However,
Speaker 2: that one of them just kept us jacket on the
Speaker 2: whole time made me feel very awkward.
Speaker 3: You well, you had me doing that in here. Yes,
Speaker 3: I'm going to leave at any moment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like he was just dropping by, So is he
Speaker 2: going to be a next Tuesday as well?
Speaker 3: Bernie will be there next Tuesday and then we'll have
Speaker 3: another guest.
Speaker 2: Someone already and he was up against true stories. I mean, wow, way,
Speaker 2: Jack the Slayer.
Speaker 3: Thanks for tuning in, guys, I really appreciate it, Pats.
Speaker 3: Did you watch them?
Speaker 2: No nose in bed? Have you seen her use a computer?
Speaker 2: She was asking geez, how she can find this a
Speaker 2: Facebook machine?
Speaker 3: That's right. She called to get directions because she didn't
Speaker 3: know how to use a GPS, so she probably called SOPHI.
Speaker 2: This Facebook? Is it like a guest book? Do I
Speaker 2: leave my comments? How does it work?
Speaker 3: Is it the same as that Google machine?
Speaker 2: Yes? Do I put coins in it and Jack will appear?
Speaker 2: Is it like a peep show online?
Speaker 6: Hilarious?
Speaker 2: Thank you? All right? Then, on this morning show, a
Speaker 2: love affair with Phil Collins only gets bigger. Today. I
Speaker 2: will produce a photo of listener's best mate who has
Speaker 2: a tattoo on his back. However, it looks more like
Speaker 2: mister potato head.
Speaker 3: You gotta admit that Phil Collins doesn't.
Speaker 2: There's no one who looks more rock star than Phil Collins.
Speaker 3: He looks like such an average normal Listen is to
Speaker 3: what you're saying.
Speaker 2: One hour on Facebook and you're now saying that Phil
Speaker 2: Collins isn't rott I love the music on the on
Speaker 2: the Mount Rushmore of most rock stars, you've got Keith Rich's,
Speaker 2: Jimmy Hendrix, Phil Collins he.
Speaker 3: Would be the last one of those that I would
Speaker 3: get tattooed, So.
Speaker 2: We've got to talk about it. Do you have a
Speaker 2: famous person on? Have you got famous person tattooed on
Speaker 2: you this week? Then we need to open up puney business.
Speaker 2: This is where once a week we go and looking
Speaker 2: out for businesses in Melbourne where they thought long and
Speaker 2: hard about the name and they've turned it into a pun.
Speaker 2: So far and our a to z of pun businesses
Speaker 2: here in Melbourne.
Speaker 3: What have you got so far? Some of the highlights
Speaker 3: are our favorites. Appetite for construction Henry. The third is
Speaker 3: a septic tank business. You've got sopranos for a laundromat,
Speaker 3: and Sit Happens a dog training school.
Speaker 4: All right, if you've got some new ones for us,
Speaker 4: give us a call now.
Speaker 2: This week's punny business is open nine four one four
Speaker 2: one oh four three.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four points.
Speaker 4: So we've opened up our eight z of punny business.
Speaker 2: These are businesses in Melbourne that have got puns for names.
Speaker 2: And someone's just emailed me about one up and actually
Speaker 2: cans uh. This is a Chinese restaurant walk around the
Speaker 2: clock like that. I like that a lot.
Speaker 3: We've had a few walk based ones and that would
Speaker 3: be my.
Speaker 4: Favorite walk I've never seen.
Speaker 2: So are we gonna broaden this up? Then? I mean
Speaker 2: it's cans, it's not.
Speaker 3: Let's go well, we're gonna eventually we got to admit
Speaker 3: we'll run out of Melbourne businesses with pun names.
Speaker 2: So I think, because you're in charge of the whiteboard,
Speaker 2: are you going to do QLD buy that's a little
Speaker 2: bit of coding.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm running out of space as it is
Speaker 3: with this yellow pages that we're making.
Speaker 2: I just need to know that this is she glad
Speaker 2: to me. Then it's not how we do things on Facebook,
Speaker 2: Live Radio, wireless world.
Speaker 3: If you want to get seven whiteboards that we do
Speaker 3: all the states of Australia so that we can go
Speaker 3: all around. But yes, I think we open up internationally.
Speaker 2: Okay, so up in cans walk around the clock.
Speaker 4: But Linda, good morning.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, how are you? I love your show, Blenda,
Speaker 2: bless you, thanks very kind thing to say. Thank you, Blinda.
Speaker 2: What's your punny business for us this morning?
Speaker 3: Wet spot plumbers say it again, wet spot w A T. S.
Speaker 2: T O T. Yeah, we got the first bit.
Speaker 3: Okay, so the wet spot the wet spot plumbing?
Speaker 7: Have you used men?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: I haven't, but I've seen them on a couple of
Speaker 6: jobs around the.
Speaker 8: Area in Altona, and every time I drive past, I
Speaker 8: do have a.
Speaker 2: Bit of a giggle and tell me this blended sir.
Speaker 2: Have you seen it on the side of a van?
Speaker 6: Yes, yes I have.
Speaker 2: And I'm nervous about asking this, but in the spirit
Speaker 2: of journalistic inquiry, have they got some kind of spillage
Speaker 2: or is there a wet spot artwork on the van?
Speaker 7: No, it's just in big bold blue letters, so it is.
Speaker 6: I'm assuming. I just let you make what you want.
Speaker 3: Of it, all right.
Speaker 2: But then that's a great one, Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Hope she's gone and give us a call then nine
Speaker 2: four one four one four three we've got one more. Andrew,
Speaker 2: Good morning, Good morning man.
Speaker 4: I yeah, pretty good, Andrew. I hope you're well this
Speaker 4: morning as well.
Speaker 2: Andrew. What's your one? Andrew?
Speaker 7: I'm saying that the chemical workshop it's called piston broke.
Speaker 2: That's good, very good. Me a while as well in
Speaker 2: the morning. But remember, while for the penny to drop
Speaker 2: there were into music, don't we just a pay while
Speaker 2: we try and work some of these out. That was
Speaker 2: a delay of three seconds until Jack and I got
Speaker 2: that one. Piste and piston broke, piston piston.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a good one. Andrew, thank you very much
Speaker 4: for that.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 4: Another one coming in.
Speaker 2: This is a great one obviously, ac DC fans for
Speaker 2: this dog grooming business.
Speaker 4: Ye dirty dogs done dirt.
Speaker 2: Chy that's really good. I think that's one of the
Speaker 2: smartest ones we've had so far.
Speaker 3: That's enough for me to stop washing my dog at
Speaker 3: home and go, oh go yeah business.
Speaker 2: Yeap, Burward, We're head to Boward. Dirty dogs done dirt cheap.
Speaker 2: That is a great one. Let's add that one to
Speaker 2: the board. Jeff, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 6: How are you.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty good, Jeff, you're well this morning?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Good? Thank you? Excellent. And what have you got
Speaker 2: for us, Jeff? For our punny business.
Speaker 9: I'm an arbustpie ride and Arbus love a pun and
Speaker 9: we have an arbist company called Tree Musketeers.
Speaker 4: Tree Musketeers, yep.
Speaker 9: And there's another one that I've seen are called Forest stump.
Speaker 4: Forest stump for.
Speaker 2: Awesome. Ah, that's a great one, Jeff, thank you very
Speaker 2: much for bringing that to our attention. So add up
Speaker 2: out of those two, forest Stump goes forward. Ye Mick,
Speaker 2: good morning morning.
Speaker 7: How's it going?
Speaker 2: I'm pretty good? Mick. How are you this morning? Oh? Good?
Speaker 10: Thank you?
Speaker 4: And Mick, what have you got for us?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 7: Viagress? Scaffolding?
Speaker 2: No way?
Speaker 8: They call it that back in the.
Speaker 7: Early two thousand and Sydney and we used to wear
Speaker 7: a green T shirt with an attractive female on it
Speaker 7: and I had a little bubble coming out of our
Speaker 7: mouth saying we will get it up for you.
Speaker 3: Oh my, what the scaffolding business is? This shaky business?
Speaker 2: They are like massive erections.
Speaker 3: We getting on the ads running around on this station
Speaker 3: about the massive erections.
Speaker 2: That is that the one also somethings that has the
Speaker 2: sound effects as well? Fine? Massive year are we We're
Speaker 2: in nineteen seventy two West Benny hearing you around, Mack,
Speaker 2: Thank you very much. Ray, have a good day.
Speaker 7: James, why yelling?
Speaker 3: Get James?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jimbo's on the line, Chimbo, what have you got
Speaker 2: for us?
Speaker 9: I'm just running my down town north along the bridge
Speaker 9: truck with a septic cray track come past called Royal Flush.
Speaker 2: Loyal Flush, the Royal Flush.
Speaker 4: That's a good one, James, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: You call.
Speaker 1: Have a good day for Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's
Speaker 1: Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: So yesterday we went and had to look around the
Speaker 2: vu Wittenoval which is going to be the home of
Speaker 2: our Grand final. There are only how many days are
Speaker 2: then tonight?
Speaker 3: Well there's ten days until the actual event, only less
Speaker 3: than forty eight hours for grands to nominate themselves for
Speaker 3: the event.
Speaker 2: Midnight tomorrow is at culoff point. Where are at ninety
Speaker 2: one grand? So far? Can we get to one hundred
Speaker 2: nine grands? We need to find nine fresh grands. That
Speaker 2: doesn't sound right, Oh fresh grands? Where are you? No
Speaker 2: more than we get to one hundred by midnight tomorrow night.
Speaker 2: That's the point to enter at Gold one o four
Speaker 2: to three dot com dot au. We're also asking you
Speaker 2: to coming down and watch the cheer all the NaNs
Speaker 2: on from ten am. It's a week Saturday, twenty second
Speaker 2: of September at the Vuwitten Oval. A great ground, look
Speaker 2: fantastic yesterday beautiful sunny day. We also need help making
Speaker 2: this happen. We didn't wond erze how big this is
Speaker 2: going to be. We thought it was going to be
Speaker 2: maybe eight grands. We could now be looking at one hundred.
Speaker 3: We're putting on a festival almost.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's an event that's happening, Jack, So we need
Speaker 2: to make some help. Here's what we need on our
Speaker 2: shopping this in a moment. People to help film this,
Speaker 2: banner makers, cheerleaders, we need extra security, umpires, adjudicators. That's
Speaker 2: really important actually because measuring it quickly, because there's so
Speaker 2: many grands, and fairly the most important job on the
Speaker 2: day is being done by you, by me. Yeah, even
Speaker 2: you were oh no no no no no yeah. The
Speaker 2: most important job, which is really measuring.
Speaker 3: The measuring Yeah, so well, I need I need an assistant.
Speaker 4: You need an assistant.
Speaker 2: He did have this meeting yesterday when you gone home
Speaker 2: to lie down. He said he needs people around him
Speaker 2: working with him, supporting the panic on your face there
Speaker 2: when I went.
Speaker 4: The most important job on the day is your me, I.
Speaker 3: Think, because sometimes I still don't know if you mean
Speaker 3: you like you the audience. The most important job is.
Speaker 2: You the hand signal to get a hand signal. So
Speaker 2: if you can help with any of those things that
Speaker 2: I'll point at, you give us a god on nine
Speaker 2: four one four one four three, and do not figure
Speaker 2: I am looking for fresh greennies.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: School holidays coming up. If you're looking for a really
Speaker 2: funny movie, you're gonna take your kids to. Johnny English
Speaker 2: is back. Third movie, Johnny English Strikes Again, out September
Speaker 2: the twentieth. You do not need to have seen the
Speaker 2: other two, and the kids love watching these movies. We
Speaker 2: actually watched the previous two again recently. Very very funny movies.
Speaker 2: Ronack concine what I've seen in Blackadder or mister Bean.
Speaker 2: If you imagine a very funny parody of James Bond,
Speaker 2: that's what Johnny English is. Really, really funny movies. Out
Speaker 2: September the twentieth. Johnny English Strikes again. We have one
Speaker 2: thousand dollars you to win. Do you think you kill fine?
Speaker 11: The three song connection for the new Johnny English movie.
Speaker 2: All right, got a brand new three song connection.
Speaker 3: Something ties the following three songs together. You have to
Speaker 3: tell us what it is for one thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Sweat a Crab, whoa lin?
Speaker 3: Can you miss it?
Speaker 2: That's out one in the middles, A little quickie man,
Speaker 2: sweet crumb, okay man, sweat cram. All right, if you
Speaker 2: can guess the connection, give us a call now, nine
Speaker 2: four one, one four three.
Speaker 4: One thousand dollars up for grabs.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: Johnny English strikes again. Your movie coming out, third movie
Speaker 2: Donny to seen all of them? Very funny movie. And
Speaker 2: then we got a thousand bucks every single day. If
Speaker 2: you're trying to guess the three song connection, do you
Speaker 2: think you can find it?
Speaker 11: The three Song Connection for the new Johnny English?
Speaker 2: All right, today's I've forgot how long that goes on,
Speaker 2: but they'll play there how long you are away ten o'clock,
Speaker 2: it'll still be going on.
Speaker 3: All artists this week in the Free Sung Connection are British.
Speaker 4: So clever with Johnny English. I love how you've done that? Seriously?
Speaker 2: Is up there for thinking down there for Facebook Live
Speaker 2: on the ANFL page. All right, here's the clip today, Tony.
Speaker 2: What have you got?
Speaker 4: What do you think's the connection.
Speaker 12: Oh, I know. I think David Bowie is involved because
Speaker 12: the first one was dancing in the straight under that,
Speaker 12: and the second one wasn't sure and the third one
Speaker 12: was I think it was a David Young Americans or
Speaker 12: changes or one of those.
Speaker 4: So yeah, we're for you, mate.
Speaker 2: This is not a new feature we're creating together called
Speaker 2: the three song Involvement.
Speaker 3: Tony. You just bring all the raw files. We'll sort
Speaker 3: them out and clean them up at Alan.
Speaker 2: Tony.
Speaker 3: David bow is involved in two of the three songs,
Speaker 3: but not all three, so thank you.
Speaker 2: I love that, Tony. You have a great day, Fay.
Speaker 2: Good morning, morning, morning Faye. And what do you think
Speaker 2: is the connection this morning?
Speaker 7: Dancing?
Speaker 2: Faye?
Speaker 3: What makes you think that?
Speaker 8: Well, Mick Jagger dancing in the street, second one I
Speaker 8: didn't quite catch and David Bowie, let's dance, so I'm
Speaker 8: thinking dancing.
Speaker 3: The middle one is I bet you look good on
Speaker 3: the dance floor. Octic monkeys, You've got it.
Speaker 2: Wow, Faye, you won a thousand dollars. Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: What are you going to do with your cash? Oh?
Speaker 8: Stash it in the bank, I think all right?
Speaker 2: All right, Faye, well done, Thank you David Bowie was involved.
Speaker 2: That's the headline from this hour. Everybody Okay, Johnny English
Speaker 2: strikes again is our answer. Tember the twentieth, coming out
Speaker 2: to the next hour, then extra things we need to
Speaker 2: make the Grand Final happen, and also we go back filimeters. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm going back despite what happened yesterday. I've nld this one,
Speaker 2: Phil Connins. It's an international edition of how Many.
Speaker 1: Feels the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 2: On this morning show. Then we got more Phil Connors
Speaker 2: tickets waiting for you, and half an hour's time we
Speaker 2: go back to how many fills the filimeters are back
Speaker 2: this one. It's an international We go global with this one.
Speaker 2: Eight o'clock five Topic Tuesday is now five Topic Tuesday
Speaker 2: because we were kind of busy yesterday and we forgot
Speaker 2: to do it because he'lls he was in. So we're
Speaker 2: doing that this morning at eight o'clock. Before that, though,
Speaker 2: we need your help with this.
Speaker 9: Christian O'Connor Breakfast Shows Grand Final, same brand new kicking. Yes,
Speaker 9: we're on the search for Melbourne's Grendon with the longest kick.
Speaker 2: Ten days to go.
Speaker 4: What he's an NRL fan.
Speaker 2: He's trying to undermine this whole thing, but it's too strong.
Speaker 2: Cometh the hour, cometh the nan. If you build it,
Speaker 2: they will come.
Speaker 4: If you build it, they will gran.
Speaker 3: Oh, not that good.
Speaker 2: If you build it, they will come.
Speaker 4: If you build it, they will grand.
Speaker 3: No, it doesn't right.
Speaker 2: Grands assemble all right, So we have ninety one grands
Speaker 2: that have entered, which is astonishing, it's amazing. However, we
Speaker 2: have until midnight tomorrow for everyone to go enter. Who
Speaker 2: wants to come along and kick. Whoever kicks at the
Speaker 2: furthest gets one thousand dollars. Only one grand can win. However,
Speaker 2: all the grands that take part, they're all winners. They
Speaker 2: all leave victorious jack.
Speaker 3: So it doesn't matter how many entries we get. Every
Speaker 3: grand gets to kick.
Speaker 2: They are coming down. You're allowed to kick. So we
Speaker 2: need nine more. Then we got up to one hundred,
Speaker 2: which would be amazing to have one hundred grands on
Speaker 2: the day down at the vu Witnoval a week Saturday,
Speaker 2: ten am. Come down. It's a great stadium, great crowd,
Speaker 2: there's plenty of room for everyone. And if you want
Speaker 2: to come on down ten am Saturday, the twenty second
Speaker 2: is when we're going to be having our grand final
Speaker 2: ninety one grand so far, no more than we get
Speaker 2: up to a hundred cut up point to get involved.
Speaker 2: If you know a grand you are a granny, fancy
Speaker 2: doing this, please come on down.
Speaker 4: We love to over you there.
Speaker 2: Just need to tell us all about yourself first of all,
Speaker 2: gold one four three dot com dot au. Now to
Speaker 2: make this happen, it's obviously Snowboard's got bigger and bigger
Speaker 2: and bigger. We need some help. We really do need
Speaker 2: extra people to come down who are prepared to help
Speaker 2: us out on this to make it happen. Melbourne can
Speaker 2: help us out. We need people to help film this. Yep,
Speaker 2: all right, we still need extra security. Okay, We've got
Speaker 2: Terry called in yesterday who is a granddad himself. So
Speaker 2: the NaNs will fill a home with another person you know,
Speaker 2: of the same kind of maturity, vintage vintage and how.
Speaker 3: Many bodyguards slash security will you'll be happy with.
Speaker 2: On the day I think you and I thinking about
Speaker 2: chatter Terry yesterday, we need to be flanked what they
Speaker 2: call in the diamond because I'm worried and I didn't
Speaker 2: think about this, but that's why Terry's a head of security.
Speaker 2: Terry said this time yesterday. Yeah, you're give them one
Speaker 2: grand the good news ninety nine others. Suddenly there could
Speaker 2: be bad scenes there. They're in Patsy's News on Monday,
Speaker 2: big old punch on a gran on as they all
Speaker 2: start cutting loose. And who they're going to be angry with?
Speaker 2: Yeah not me, Not the charming new English guy. You
Speaker 2: you're the guy doing all the measuring.
Speaker 3: Should I have my own personal body guards? Yes? Yeah,
Speaker 3: thing where they duck my head into it.
Speaker 2: Vehicle ye, eagles moving, eagles moving, and that car you know,
Speaker 2: the escalade comes flying up, hit the deck. You know
Speaker 2: they're going to throw you to the ground. So we
Speaker 2: need help with that. We also need and here's the
Speaker 2: really important bit. So the most important job on the day,
Speaker 2: other than the grands doing the best they can do,
Speaker 2: is the person who's gonna be looking at all the
Speaker 2: measurements and making sure they're all done fairly. Yep, okay,
Speaker 2: and that I've given to you.
Speaker 3: We don't want one hundred people kicking maybe more. And
Speaker 3: then I've got like a whole lot of scribbled notes
Speaker 3: like oh yeah, what number will you? Maybe you keep
Speaker 3: eleven meters. I just don't want any people pointing to
Speaker 3: me and going he got it wrong.
Speaker 2: He and chasing it out of town with trucks and pitchforks. So,
Speaker 2: and also, you do doodle during the show. I mean,
Speaker 2: I've seen that notepad you've got. It's this sort of
Speaker 2: thing a nine year old kid would do. There was
Speaker 2: the other day where for an hour the show, the
Speaker 2: only thing you did on the songs was draw your
Speaker 2: own hand and then color in.
Speaker 4: But he got it within the lines everyone, So he
Speaker 4: did really well.
Speaker 2: So this is a guy who's going to be writing
Speaker 2: down all the measurements at this heart vessel. It's the
Speaker 2: most important job on the day.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't if I'm doing a measuring, I don't
Speaker 3: want to write down. I just I'm if I'm out
Speaker 3: there with the taker, I want to yell to somebody
Speaker 3: who's going to write down.
Speaker 2: You're on Facebook Live yesterday evening. He doesn't want to
Speaker 2: write anything down anymore. It's done with that. That part
Speaker 2: of his life is over.
Speaker 3: Do you want me juggling the measuring tape and going like,
Speaker 3: oh just a second, then get a clipboard out, balance
Speaker 3: it on my forearm, trying to write with one hand hold.
Speaker 2: We need a team with you, and these people need
Speaker 2: to have form and running these events. You might have
Speaker 2: done your kids sports day. We need umpires and I
Speaker 2: believe the real word is like an adjudicator. Someone's got
Speaker 2: form in this area, who's organized and detailed. Plus, producer
Speaker 2: Becks has got some high high tech bit of equipment
Speaker 2: you're going to be using. I didn't even know such.
Speaker 3: I just need a tape measure No, no, no mate.
Speaker 4: It's twenty eighteen, bes, what is it? Producers?
Speaker 3: Come on, so tape measure out?
Speaker 2: No, I just second one is a bit brooded.
Speaker 13: Sorry, good morning Christian Jack?
Speaker 2: Yeah, how is how's it? On weekend? You went off
Speaker 2: for a wedding? Where were you w a? Yeah? Nice?
Speaker 13: Yeah, it's okay.
Speaker 2: Perth, yep, you didn't like it? What's so with Perth?
Speaker 13: That's nice?
Speaker 2: It's good.
Speaker 13: I've got no beef with Perth.
Speaker 3: It's beautiful.
Speaker 2: Okay. So what's the stick that Jack's got them?
Speaker 13: An electronic stick? We have now, tape measures gone. You're
Speaker 13: going to be using an electronic stick to measure?
Speaker 3: What does that mean? What does that mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: What does the stick do? What does he do?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 13: It's just like a survey stick, so it'll it'll be
Speaker 13: able to market digitally what the kick is.
Speaker 3: It's not one of those tripods with that almost looks
Speaker 3: like a film camera that they Yeah, it's got.
Speaker 2: A sexton in they line up the horiz and where
Speaker 2: the stars are and where the moon is. What have
Speaker 2: you got us?
Speaker 13: It's like I said, it's like a survey stick, so
Speaker 13: it'll it'll measure digitally what the kick is and then
Speaker 13: you can just.
Speaker 2: Yell it out or stick in the ground. Where's it
Speaker 2: taking the measurement from? And who is writing down all
Speaker 2: this data?
Speaker 13: We might need someone to help you out with that be.
Speaker 3: Is it a laser?
Speaker 2: Am? I am?
Speaker 3: I putting the stick? Yes, exactly, and then the laser
Speaker 3: points back to home base.
Speaker 2: Correct.
Speaker 3: I'll flag this. This has to screw up.
Speaker 2: The more high tickets involved, there more chance of things
Speaker 2: going south on this.
Speaker 3: Do we have a tape measure as a backup?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 13: I can bring one, but no, we want we want
Speaker 13: it to be as accurate as possible. That's why you
Speaker 13: need to use.
Speaker 2: How come they don't use this Olympics in the javelin
Speaker 2: or shop, but I've not seen them just doing a
Speaker 2: thing and lining up back to home base with a laser.
Speaker 2: They do. Now, some of these old timers they might
Speaker 2: have like cataracts. She starts shining a laser around. He
Speaker 2: wakes up, it comes down his half asleep like he
Speaker 2: normally is, and he's nine. My eyes, the cat eyes
Speaker 2: and contact lenses. We've wiped out crownd this this is
Speaker 2: already falling apart on the eve of the Grand Final.
Speaker 3: All right, we have ten days still to test the
Speaker 3: laser beam. I want to test at least once.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, so can you help us out then?
Speaker 3: Do we need.
Speaker 2: Glasses for the protect if I were? Can you hop
Speaker 2: out with any things that we're looking for? Give me
Speaker 2: a cool Melbourne. We need your help to make this happen.
Speaker 2: As you can see, we've got we've We've dreamed big
Speaker 2: on this one. Yep.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: You know I saw, yes, sir, driving past a pancake parler.
Speaker 2: I don't call them pancake parlors. They called pancake pilots.
Speaker 2: But I call them happy places. I got them heaven.
Speaker 2: I call them Mecca. You know, did I saw it? Yesterday.
Speaker 3: Did you say me again?
Speaker 2: No, Eddie McGuire. Eddie McGuire was there. I mean, why
Speaker 2: was he there? Because of this limited offer they've got
Speaker 2: the moment you go free kids mill with every adult meal.
Speaker 2: And he had dance in the car, pretend to be
Speaker 2: a kid. That's your hot breakfast for you. You know
Speaker 2: you can't be doing that. Guys over there, that's not
Speaker 2: arm ship but them. Okay, but yeah, the pancake party
Speaker 2: got involved with the Grand Final. Okay, so we need umpires, adjudicators, officials,
Speaker 2: banner makers. People are coming help film it. And also
Speaker 2: another thing I thought with the other day dry ice,
Speaker 2: what for when we whettle down one hundred NaNs one
Speaker 2: hundred NaN's enter cake cake cake.
Speaker 4: Right and you get it down to a top eight,
Speaker 4: then reset?
Speaker 2: Okay, the fine lake, what are they coming through?
Speaker 3: Yes, that's safe. I thought they used to smoke machines.
Speaker 2: They used to have. I used to have a smoke machine.
Speaker 2: Wasn't how to bring it in when we bought our
Speaker 2: stuff over border control, we do, okay, bring a smoke.
Speaker 4: Machine and you have to give it away.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, give it to a neighbor.
Speaker 4: Smoke machine.
Speaker 2: That's what we need like a smoke machine for them
Speaker 2: to come through the mists.
Speaker 3: But it's an oval, it's not a room. Why it
Speaker 3: just dissipate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but if you get the camera people whatever, they
Speaker 2: zoom in, you know the grand's emerging through the mist,
Speaker 2: wiping the sweat off their heads because.
Speaker 3: Excusing I'm the kicking Yeah, I don't know the open
Speaker 3: area like that. If it's going to look how you
Speaker 3: imagine it?
Speaker 2: Oh, it will look amazing if.
Speaker 3: You say so.
Speaker 2: Who we got on the line here offer to help
Speaker 2: us out then, Daniel, good morning.
Speaker 7: How you're doing?
Speaker 2: I'm pretty good mate?
Speaker 4: How can you help out them?
Speaker 7: I can do video camera work for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, down the cameraman and what kind of work have
Speaker 2: you done.
Speaker 7: I've done a bit of work on X Factor I've
Speaker 7: done I've done a few bits and paces. I'm currently
Speaker 7: working for Buddings, working on a lot of the training videos. Yeah,
Speaker 7: so filming pretty much every day.
Speaker 3: I watch a lot of them.
Speaker 4: Actually at the moment the Budding's training videos.
Speaker 3: Do you mean like wait, Dan, do you mean training
Speaker 3: stuff or do you mean like this stuff tell you
Speaker 3: how to like lay a deck?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 7: No, no training stuff.
Speaker 2: After the show, Jack lactually will go online. Just look
Speaker 2: at Bunnings training videos. You know how to lift from
Speaker 2: the back of the knees, how to work that new TiAl,
Speaker 2: that epos system they've go have you've seen it? Christian,
Speaker 2: this is why we need help with the stick. Trying
Speaker 2: to sell me which Grands wanted? But this is great.
Speaker 3: We were looking for maybe film students and stuff, but
Speaker 3: then you sound like a proper cameraman.
Speaker 2: The Australian Open Bunnings trainings video. This is this is
Speaker 2: the guy we want. All right.
Speaker 7: I did a lot of work out. I actually went
Speaker 7: to you need to study it, so I kind of
Speaker 7: back there's some kind of a film an excellent student.
Speaker 2: Now this is this is brilliant. Daniel would love to
Speaker 2: have you along. Thanks for help, mate, Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: All right, Dan the camera man, he's brought the team
Speaker 2: now everyone he's hired.
Speaker 4: Darryl.
Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty good Daryl. And how can you help out
Speaker 2: with our grand final making it happen?
Speaker 6: I can help being a security guard all right?
Speaker 2: And how long have you been a security.
Speaker 6: I'm an next security guard now. I was a security
Speaker 6: dowd for three years up and down and during the
Speaker 6: Gold War gutting the down on airport looking for bags,
Speaker 6: saying left the line and sious people and you chock
Speaker 6: them through luggage and.
Speaker 2: Stuff, Darwin, a couple of suspicious look at people around there.
Speaker 6: I don't know these grands why I have some stuff
Speaker 6: in their purse.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you do bag check your reconds absolutely some
Speaker 2: of the stuff they turn up with. You know, we
Speaker 2: need sniffer dogs as well. We can't have the grands
Speaker 2: dealing or anything like that.
Speaker 7: There, you know, the get out of control. Sometimes.
Speaker 2: I'm starting to get worried now about what we've created.
Speaker 3: Darryl.
Speaker 2: That's great, Darryl's hide. It's about the security team. Let's
Speaker 2: go back to Daniel now, who called in yesterday. Good morning, Daniel,
Speaker 2: I'm pretty good, Daniel, Welcome back to the show. So
Speaker 2: we spoke yesterday when I was saying that we need
Speaker 2: a bespoke trophy for the winning grand and a lot
Speaker 2: of trophies we've got guys on them. We need we
Speaker 2: need one of a gran in action kicking the ball.
Speaker 2: Where are we twenty four hours at now? We've seen
Speaker 2: some plans. Can you take us through that?
Speaker 10: Okay, So what I'm going to do is laser cut
Speaker 10: a meter and a half female kicking the ball with
Speaker 10: like high detail mounted on a on a plate and
Speaker 10: then we've got another trophy shaped cutout that will go
Speaker 10: behind the lady.
Speaker 2: This is a work. This is a work of art.
Speaker 2: It's the second use the word laser this morning as well.
Speaker 2: We've got a lot of lasers on the day.
Speaker 3: Now, Daniel, let me get this straight. We pictured like
Speaker 3: a grand kick in the footy on the top of
Speaker 3: a meter and a half long trophy. But you're going
Speaker 3: to make the grand a meter and a half big.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, like this this thing will look amazing, mate.
Speaker 2: No doubt so with these laser cutters now, so it
Speaker 2: will give like the high detail and kind of depth
Speaker 2: to it.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, like a two day but it'll look you know,
Speaker 10: three day, it'll look like it.
Speaker 3: And Dan, who are you going to model the ground off?
Speaker 10: My wife?
Speaker 2: Does she know when you said, hey, listen, Poe's I'm
Speaker 2: looking for the female form in athletic majesty? Does she
Speaker 2: know you're basing a grant on her? Oh? I thought.
Speaker 10: We've got a lot of dress up costumes, so we'll
Speaker 10: compull it too.
Speaker 2: But I can't put that trophy, ah, Daniel, this is
Speaker 2: amazing awful, Daniel.
Speaker 3: This is more than we could have expected the trophy.
Speaker 2: So you're saying, no.
Speaker 10: I'm pretty pumped on it. And when that happens, Yeah,
Speaker 10: when I get really involved in something, that's when it goes.
Speaker 2: You get lost in the magic of that laser cutter.
Speaker 2: And what kind of metal are you making this trophy
Speaker 2: out of?
Speaker 10: It'll be out of three mil court and steel.
Speaker 2: That's what the grounds deserved. Three three meal caught and steel.
Speaker 3: It's three milk? Is that thin? Will I cut a gram?
Speaker 5: Nah Na?
Speaker 2: Again?
Speaker 3: Three meal sounds thin. I don't know if it's like a.
Speaker 10: Blade, nah Na, like three meals? Pretty strong?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it will be. We don't need to get
Speaker 2: lost to the detail. You've been watching too many Bunnings
Speaker 2: three mill thing.
Speaker 10: You definitely won't be lifting it up over your head as.
Speaker 2: We're gonna eat car of practice now, Daniel, this.
Speaker 3: Is great, crying in all honesty, Daniel. Will they be
Speaker 3: able to take it home in the car or will
Speaker 3: we have to help them when be able to help them.
Speaker 2: Into the car? Oh?
Speaker 10: Yeah, we can help them into the car.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's great. So we need powerlifters now to transfer Ah,
Speaker 2: this is great work. Everyone. Thank you very much, Daniel
Speaker 2: would catch up with you later.
Speaker 4: Well done, buddy.
Speaker 1: Than the Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 4: That was Fleetwood Macadne.
Speaker 2: If you saw the Clippers doing the rounds at the
Speaker 2: moment from Ellen last week of the first outing offer
Speaker 2: Neil Finn in Fleetwood mac Now, I don't know how
Speaker 2: they've done it, but he's made it even better.
Speaker 3: Is he a permanent replacement?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Lindsay Buckingham was left and he was incredible. I
Speaker 2: know someone who knows the music booker on that show.
Speaker 2: They've been trying for ages to get Fleetwood Mack to
Speaker 2: come and play live on Eden. She's a massive fan
Speaker 2: of band. And they said that they turned up a
Speaker 2: couple of hours beforehand, were rehearsing. Sometimes when bands do
Speaker 2: TV shows, they have like what's called a click track
Speaker 2: that counts them in so they know what to do.
Speaker 2: They counted themselves and they said they rehearse like it
Speaker 2: was a new band and it was their first ever
Speaker 2: TV appearance.
Speaker 3: So they were no good.
Speaker 2: They were amazing. The Clippers amazing. If you see Nil
Speaker 2: Finn in it's amazing. I love Nil Finn anyway. But
Speaker 2: it's a genius. But him and Fleet with market they
Speaker 2: look about you put it. You'll find the clip online.
Speaker 2: I'll put up on our Facebook page. How high, how long,
Speaker 2: how wide, how far?
Speaker 4: How many feels?
Speaker 2: All right, it's back. How many fills for your field
Speaker 2: College tickets?
Speaker 4: Week one?
Speaker 2: Ten weeks of tickets sending you to go and see
Speaker 2: him at Amy Park in February. The Friday night show
Speaker 2: sold out within five minutes. There are now tickets on
Speaker 2: sale for the Saturday night Saturday, the second of February,
Speaker 2: Amy Park. You can get them through Ticketech. We've got
Speaker 2: a pair today, tomorrow and Friday for playing how many fils?
Speaker 2: We did it yesterday asking you how many fills filimeters,
Speaker 2: as one of you called it, Shane, And we're doing
Speaker 2: the international edition today. I've got some international landmarks around
Speaker 2: the world. How many fiels? They've got a little demo
Speaker 2: around to play with you and Pats here again. Statue
Speaker 2: of Liberty, Statue of Liberty? How high in filimeters? How
Speaker 2: many film coins stacked on top of each other? Are
Speaker 2: we talking for the Statue of Phility?
Speaker 3: I will say one hundred and seventy fills filmeters film
Speaker 3: meters only one seventy.
Speaker 2: Fifty five point three five fifty five point three five
Speaker 2: that's how many Phil Collins to do the statue Liberty.
Speaker 4: Which is ninety three meters.
Speaker 2: All right, that's how how many fills? Works? Got some
Speaker 2: great ones here. Give us a call now to play
Speaker 2: two of you. We'll go up against each other. Nine
Speaker 2: four one four, one oh four to three lines are
Speaker 2: open now, Melbourne.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: Ten weeks of tickets is here now every single week
Speaker 2: then for the next ten weeks, sending you off to
Speaker 2: the biggest shows in town. This week all about Phil
Speaker 2: Collins this morning, it's how many fills? How high? How long?
Speaker 2: How why? How far?
Speaker 3: How many fils?
Speaker 2: I've got a bunch of international landmarks. I've measured them
Speaker 2: in Phil Collins filmmeters. You gotta guess how many fills?
Speaker 2: All right, let's meet today's contestants. Good morning, pretty good, Max,
Speaker 2: your big Phil Collins fan buddy.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, you could say that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Max, what is your favorite Phil Collins song?
Speaker 2: In the great song? All right, Max, good luck, Leanne's
Speaker 2: taking you on. Come on in, Leanne good morning.
Speaker 5: Here are you going?
Speaker 2: I'm pretty good? So are you the Phield Collins fan?
Speaker 2: Are you trying to will win these for yourself? For
Speaker 2: a mate?
Speaker 5: I probably want to win it for my mom.
Speaker 2: Oh, bless you. Your mum's a big Phil Collins fan. Yes,
Speaker 2: she is right, Okay, does she know you're doing this
Speaker 2: competition on her behalf?
Speaker 8: No, it's going to be a massive surprise.
Speaker 2: All right, good luck, thank you. All right. Let's let's
Speaker 2: go the first one.
Speaker 4: Then we go to France.
Speaker 2: We've got to Paris. We go a course to the
Speaker 2: Eye Fall Tower or is it the Eye Phil Tower?
Speaker 2: Very good? Thank you? All right? So how many fiels
Speaker 2: do you think the Eye Fall Tower is? How many
Speaker 2: Phil Collins stacks on top of each other? You?
Speaker 4: First of all, Max, what is your guest? How many feels?
Speaker 7: Forty two?
Speaker 2: Forty two? Have you seen him? All right? Forty two, Lian,
Speaker 2: I'll go seventy seven.
Speaker 4: Seventy seven fills.
Speaker 2: The answer is one hundred and ninety two point eighty
Speaker 2: five Phil Collins. It's a lot of fills because there's
Speaker 2: three hundred and twenty four meters high. So the winner
Speaker 2: in that round is Liam Woll What only all right,
Speaker 2: we go to the Great Wall of China. The Great
Speaker 2: Wall of China. How many Phil Collins laid down? It's
Speaker 2: a Great Wall of China. The clues in the title
Speaker 2: Great Wall, Oh, Max, let's go to you.
Speaker 6: I'm thinking I'm sinking pretty long wall. Yeah, Bill's not
Speaker 6: really tall, well done.
Speaker 2: It sounds that you're giving a quote for it. It's
Speaker 2: a pretty my Chinese friend, it's a pretty long wall
Speaker 2: you want to build here. Bunnings do have a lot
Speaker 2: of fence panels, but this is going to take a while.
Speaker 3: Is trying to count on his fingers one.
Speaker 2: Three, three thousand and two hundred, three thousand and two
Speaker 2: hundred Phil Collins to do the Great Wall of China?
Speaker 8: What says you, Leanne, I'll go two thousand, five hundred.
Speaker 2: The actual answer, This is incredible. Twelve point six one million,
Speaker 2: Phil Collins. Listen to this. I don't win us. It
Speaker 2: is over twenty one meters long, million meters long, twenty
Speaker 2: one million meters long, the Great Wall of China.
Speaker 3: You can see all those pills let from space, one
Speaker 3: after the other.
Speaker 2: All right, now we go to our final one this morning,
Speaker 2: Mount Everest.
Speaker 3: So who won that? Max?
Speaker 2: I actually thought you were meant to be keeping.
Speaker 3: Oh geez, sorry, yeah, good Max one Leanne one.
Speaker 2: Oh all right, this is an important one. Whoever gets
Speaker 2: this right is off to see Phil Collins. A Amy Park,
Speaker 2: Mount Everest, highest mounted above sea level in the world.
Speaker 4: How many fills?
Speaker 2: Let's go to Leanne first of all, Leanne, how many fills?
Speaker 7: Okay, I'd say three hundred and twenty five?
Speaker 2: Yep, okay, fine, Maxie boy, Yeah, I'll stay.
Speaker 12: I'd say, yeah, you tell you somebody.
Speaker 3: I'll say that Avacus again.
Speaker 5: A man's going.
Speaker 2: Come on, Max. What was Leanne's answer? Oh, we're not
Speaker 2: giving it to you today, little chap, Come on, Max,
Speaker 2: all right, all right, I'll say get on with it.
Speaker 2: Five hundred and seventy.
Speaker 3: Two, five seventy two versus Leanne three twenty five.
Speaker 2: All right. Mount Pelvarest is five thousand, two hundred and
Speaker 2: sixty six point six recurring Phil Collins.
Speaker 3: That's a lot of fills, Max, are the closest you
Speaker 3: win the ticket?
Speaker 2: We do, Max. You have to see Mel Collins live.
Speaker 4: You know your fills?
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you? Winners back again?
Speaker 7: All right, well done, Max, thanks.
Speaker 2: For that. Okay.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: All right, we're about to do with you should work,
Speaker 2: but you make your work every single week. It's called
Speaker 2: five topic Tuesday. But guess what I know it's Wednesday.
Speaker 2: Yesterday we had Adam Hills in. We didn't think we
Speaker 2: might do this with He'll see, but we're just having
Speaker 2: such a good time. Chantum, we forgot, but I don't
Speaker 2: want to let it go this week because.
Speaker 4: There's too much fun doing it.
Speaker 2: Normally in radio you're told then you can only ever
Speaker 2: have only give you one thought per link, otherwise your
Speaker 2: tiny little minds, they think, will blow up. So I'm like, guys,
Speaker 2: you're mentioning two, how does mention a third thing? Now
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to pull over and rest my head
Speaker 2: in ice. It's too much. Whereas we don't think that
Speaker 2: you can handle five topic Tuesday. It's five phone ins
Speaker 2: at the same time. And the star of these every
Speaker 2: single week are your stories. Some of the stuff we've
Speaker 2: heard of last couple of weeks since doing this is incredible.
Speaker 2: So we're looking for your stories, Melbourne. Most important thing
Speaker 2: you need it's the phone number nine four one oh
Speaker 2: four to three. Here are the five This week. Have
Speaker 2: you been injured by food? I read an amazing thing
Speaker 2: the other day. Can you believe this? Last year in America,
Speaker 2: two two hundred and thirty two people taken to hospital
Speaker 2: with injuries from a pizza. How are you going to
Speaker 2: hospital wasting their time? That a margarita pizza has done
Speaker 2: you some harm? But have you ever been injured by food?
Speaker 2: Amazing photo here of a really bad Phil Collins tattoo
Speaker 2: on someone's back. Here, I'll put it up on our
Speaker 2: Facebook page.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't say it's a bad tattoo of Phil Collins.
Speaker 4: It looks like you, what are you saying that, Phil Collins?
Speaker 3: I just think it's a bad choice to get at
Speaker 3: Phil Collins Sunday.
Speaker 2: It's not that the guys that it done isn't even
Speaker 2: that big a fan. He's marked for life with a
Speaker 2: Phil Collins tattoo on his back. So is there anyone
Speaker 2: listening who's got a famous person tattooed on them? I've
Speaker 2: got a friend of mine. I can say this now
Speaker 2: because I don't think they catch up the podcast, and
Speaker 2: I'm ten thousand miles away from them. Who has a
Speaker 2: terrible kirk Kermaine terribly done?
Speaker 4: It just doesn't.
Speaker 2: It's it's on his leg, and it's his leg moves.
Speaker 2: It looks like Kurt is melting. All right, So have
Speaker 2: you got a famous person tattooed on you? Reason why
Speaker 2: you fell out with your best mate at school? My
Speaker 2: daughter came home the other day she said, a fallout
Speaker 2: with her best mate at school over a biscuit. Now
Speaker 2: we might think, oh, come on, but when you're at school,
Speaker 2: everything matters, and this girl didn't offer her at a biscuit.
Speaker 2: She had two of the biscuits. So they had a
Speaker 2: massive fallout. They're not talking now in two days. Do
Speaker 2: you remember at school you would you would have your
Speaker 2: best friend. That was everything. If you were the best mate,
Speaker 2: you were sorted in life, don't matter what was going
Speaker 2: on school, you were tight. And then one day something
Speaker 2: would happen and it blew up bad and it would
Speaker 2: be you wouldn't talk for weeks. It was like North
Speaker 2: South Korea. Yeah, and a friend that you walked to
Speaker 2: school with, you sat with every lunch, when you hung
Speaker 2: out with, that was it.
Speaker 3: You enemies and it didn't take much to explode it.
Speaker 3: I remember my best friend and I are getting in
Speaker 3: the same situation with a PlayStation magazine. We agreed I
Speaker 3: would get him one for Christmas and he would get
Speaker 3: me one for Christmas. I got him his and he
Speaker 3: didn't get me mine.
Speaker 2: Oh that's awful.
Speaker 3: Guilty on him.
Speaker 13: It has to happen more with girls, though Aldrey seems
Speaker 13: to come home every second day and she's had a
Speaker 13: blow up.
Speaker 4: Well, I don't want to say anything your assumptions here.
Speaker 2: However, you know women you do, you do, you will
Speaker 2: turn on each other very very quickly. So reasons why
Speaker 2: you fell out with your best mate at school. Also
Speaker 2: final two lies you got caught out on.
Speaker 4: We all tell these.
Speaker 2: Lies sometimes, don't We just to get out of something
Speaker 2: when you come up with some convolute story. But I'm
Speaker 2: curious to know about the horrible moment when you've been
Speaker 2: call out on a lie. It's awful when someone catch
Speaker 2: out a lie or all falls away from you. You freezed,
Speaker 2: don't you You want to run away? Your blood turns
Speaker 2: to ice when you're caught out on a lie. And
Speaker 2: also the other day, I was telling you about a
Speaker 2: mixtape I made for girl when I was sixteen, and
Speaker 2: I did a I cycled thirty k to hand it
Speaker 2: to us, A round trip of thirty k.
Speaker 3: And Justince keeps getting longer and longer.
Speaker 2: You kind of its cycle, five thousand knobsters in the UK.
Speaker 2: You just I think you're in France by the time
Speaker 2: you've left the White Cliffs of Dover. But things you
Speaker 2: did to impress somebody in the name of love. I'm
Speaker 2: looking for grand gestures. It might not have gone anywhere,
Speaker 2: but grand gestures in the name of love. So the
Speaker 2: five are injured by phone, Injured by food, famous people
Speaker 2: tattooed on you, reasons you fell out with your best
Speaker 2: at school, Lies she got caught out on, and things
Speaker 2: you did to impress someone in the name of love.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: We are doing five topic Tuesday on a Wednesday, running
Speaker 2: five phone ins at the same time, and look for
Speaker 2: your stories about have you ever been injured by food?
Speaker 2: Famous people that you've got tattooed on you? Reason you
Speaker 2: fell out with your best mate back at school, Lies
Speaker 2: you've been caught out on, and things you did to
Speaker 2: try and impress somebody in the name of love.
Speaker 4: Raining Good morning, good morning, How are you. I'm pretty good?
Speaker 2: Okay? Ray? Then you're up first this morning? Which one
Speaker 2: are you calling in about?
Speaker 8: Food injury?
Speaker 2: All right, okay, what have you got? What happened?
Speaker 8: I was eating, made a homemade chocolate chuffle, put one
Speaker 8: in my mouth and dissicated my jaw.
Speaker 2: What did you make it up of? Concrete and green?
Speaker 2: What were the ingredients?
Speaker 8: No, it was just a biscuit and condensed milk, coconut cocoa.
Speaker 2: That was it.
Speaker 8: And rolled them into a ball and just took a
Speaker 8: bite and that was it.
Speaker 3: Well, the ball's too big, maybe like you try to
Speaker 3: fit somethingniball into your mouth.
Speaker 8: No, I don't know what it was. But I had
Speaker 8: to drive myself to hospital holding my jaw to wring,
Speaker 8: to drive HI manual car.
Speaker 2: And how do they treat I just located, GEORGEI click
Speaker 2: it and put it back in.
Speaker 8: Yeah they did. They gave me a lot of pain relief,
Speaker 8: and yeah, put it back into place, and then I
Speaker 8: did it again, yawning, put it out of play.
Speaker 3: And Raylene, when you taking yourself to the hospital, have
Speaker 3: you still got the undigested traffle ball in your mouth
Speaker 3: because you can't chew anymore? I imagine.
Speaker 8: No, it's sort of melted by that time, or I
Speaker 8: spared it. I can't remember that nine years ago. I
Speaker 8: think I spat it out.
Speaker 2: What I love about that the rest of us had
Speaker 2: that story down. You wanted to know what happened to
Speaker 2: the chewed up Have you still got it? Can Jack
Speaker 2: have it? He's hungry, basically like an old piece of
Speaker 2: chewing gum. All right, Raylean, great story. You have a
Speaker 2: great day thanks to calling him. Danny.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 2: All right, Danny, take us through the famous people that
Speaker 2: you've got tattooed on you.
Speaker 8: So I have Johnny's dep tattooed on my leg.
Speaker 3: Which Johnny Depp, so many an array of characters.
Speaker 6: I have Edwards to the hand right.
Speaker 2: Okay, quite aggressive tattoo, isn't it with the blades?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 2: I could understand as Jack Sparrow maybe, But she got
Speaker 2: Edward's scissor hands? And how big is edward scissor hands
Speaker 2: on your calf? The whole calf?
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's pretty much takes out most of the back
Speaker 6: half back of my calf on my right.
Speaker 8: Leg, so he's probably about twenty centimeters long. It's quite big.
Speaker 2: I can ask you this rather than have the actor
Speaker 2: Johnny Depp you didn't want him on there, you wanted
Speaker 2: a character he played. Why did you go for that one?
Speaker 5: I've always been a big Johnny Depp and Kim Burton fan,
Speaker 5: and as a kid, I just remember watching Edwards See
Speaker 5: the Hands like Crazy and it's a bit creepy.
Speaker 6: So creepy's good.
Speaker 4: On your calf? Makes boy bit of sense?
Speaker 2: You watched the movie, think that'll be great permanently tattooed
Speaker 2: on my calf?
Speaker 4: And have you got any more?
Speaker 2: I do?
Speaker 7: I also have Freddie Mercury tattooed on my forum.
Speaker 2: If you're like your one person Walk of Fame, aren't
Speaker 2: they Hollywood? You know they have the Walk of Fame
Speaker 2: with the handprints on Yeah, only the best on this canvas,
Speaker 2: I tell you.
Speaker 3: And Danny again, different array of Freddie Mercury eras early Freddy,
Speaker 3: late Freddy.
Speaker 2: Is he wearing the lee? Has he got a microphone
Speaker 2: in his hand? He's got the tash obviously?
Speaker 8: No, it's actually the album cover would solo albums.
Speaker 5: So he's got the nice big glasses on the nice Baksh's.
Speaker 2: Not just Freddy worker everyone, it's the album cover. This
Speaker 2: is this is incredible because you can be quite creative.
Speaker 2: I guess for a guy, it's a bit easier how
Speaker 2: you had of Freddy tattoo? What you use for the tashur?
Speaker 2: All right, Danny, thank you very much.
Speaker 4: You're cool.
Speaker 2: Thanks so much.
Speaker 7: Guys, have a good day and de Jan.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I love hours. People just go yes. It's
Speaker 2: like a school register.
Speaker 7: I'm calling out here order tattoos. I would have been imprinted.
Speaker 7: Was like Richard Simmons or day didn't I?
Speaker 2: All right? And which one are you calling? It? About?
Speaker 4: Five topics?
Speaker 10: All right?
Speaker 7: So I the things we do for love?
Speaker 2: Yep? And what did you do?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 7: I flew from Perth to Melbourne about three USIO four
Speaker 7: years ago to hand someone a bunch of playouts.
Speaker 2: Oh oh wow?
Speaker 3: Wait, so you you bought the flowers at one end
Speaker 3: and took them on the plane.
Speaker 7: Oh no, no, I bought them.
Speaker 2: Would be dead, Jackie's not doing that. And then shove
Speaker 2: them in the overhead locker. You know, somebody gets his
Speaker 2: carry on cases. Hey watch my roses, idiot, they're on
Speaker 2: baggage reclaim those are my Those are my tulips? Can
Speaker 2: I just I need to get my tulips? That cute?
Speaker 2: And what happens?
Speaker 7: So We're really good friends, are you know?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, just the old dreaded really good friends.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and you know that's sometimes you know last year
Speaker 7: absolutely from that and you take your journey, just roll
Speaker 7: with it.
Speaker 2: Perth to Melbourne. That's a long journey, buddy, you know,
Speaker 2: I mean, yes, cycling five thousand kilometers that time.
Speaker 4: You know you're doing that.
Speaker 2: I'm that's according to Maria, Yes, yes, Maria, Marie, you
Speaker 2: got a food injury for us. So we had a
Speaker 2: chocolate truffle kerfuffle earlier.
Speaker 4: What's your one?
Speaker 6: I got injured by a Caesar salad.
Speaker 4: Now a hot pizza.
Speaker 2: I could understand a hot the sansone of that to
Speaker 2: heat it up with very high an innocent Caesar salad.
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 8: I was tucking in and.
Speaker 6: Really sharp pain in my in my throat and I
Speaker 6: could barely.
Speaker 2: Talk, barely swallow.
Speaker 5: Went into a panic.
Speaker 8: What do we do?
Speaker 13: Ended up going to the Irony hospital, which wasn't too
Speaker 13: far away.
Speaker 3: Why are you going to lie in new hospital for
Speaker 3: something in your throat?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, And turned.
Speaker 8: Out it was an anchosy bone stuck in the side
Speaker 8: of my throat.
Speaker 2: Oh god. Yeah. People can have already bearn with little
Speaker 2: fishbones and wishbones and stuff like that stuck in their throats.
Speaker 3: So they what do they do, Marie? Do they send
Speaker 3: something else? You can knock it out the way?
Speaker 2: Did you say, send someone someone down there, work experience?
Speaker 2: Lad Can we bring him in it and shrink him
Speaker 2: and down you go? Dave, keep going? It knows further
Speaker 2: down in the mouth, Dave, send someone.
Speaker 3: I said something down like? Do they send down like
Speaker 3: you know, cheese and bacon balls to push it out.
Speaker 2: The way, rolling them down like it's temping bowl and
Speaker 2: try and knock it out down there. They got some
Speaker 2: of that chopped at shuffle balls from the earlier corner.
Speaker 2: We already we.
Speaker 6: Already chased it with a crewson and that didn't work.
Speaker 3: Crewe on not heavy enough. That's a problem with the crew.
Speaker 10: Know what it was?
Speaker 6: What was causing it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean I'd be tempted to use like a
Speaker 2: breadstick as a jousting stick and just try and plot
Speaker 2: it down like that. All right, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Camera The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 2: We're doing our five topic phoning we do on a Tuesday,
Speaker 2: normally doing it on Wednesday. Run five phones at the
Speaker 2: same time this morning the five top injured by food.
Speaker 2: Get a lot of calls on this injury suffered by food.
Speaker 2: Famous be we've got tattooed on you. We're looking for
Speaker 2: some more calls on reason you fell out with your
Speaker 2: best mate at school and lies you got caught out
Speaker 2: on Jackie? Good morning, Hi Christian, Hello Jackie. All right, Jackie,
Speaker 2: tell us about your celebrity tattoos.
Speaker 8: I have two David Bowie tattoos.
Speaker 2: Now I'm guessing one and what he got as Bowie
Speaker 2: or Ziggy? Start us and then you go.
Speaker 8: You start us on my right shoulders and on my
Speaker 8: upper lift arm I have his character Jarrif's out of Labyrinth.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, so is the one on the left shoulder
Speaker 2: looking across at the one in labyrinth the right.
Speaker 3: Never should never look at each other.
Speaker 2: Guessing you you cross the streams?
Speaker 6: No, I can't see each other.
Speaker 2: And who came first? Was it Labyrinth or Ziggy came first?
Speaker 2: Of cour all right?
Speaker 4: And how long does it take to do the ziggi?
Speaker 8: Ziggy took about six hours.
Speaker 2: Six hours and Labyrinth Bowie.
Speaker 10: About five hours?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: And Jackie. Are they in proportion? Are they in proportion
Speaker 3: to each other? Of their heads?
Speaker 2: In abortion to his head, their life size, their actual size.
Speaker 2: I've measured David Bowie's head, and then I said to
Speaker 2: it like that, I wish, did you say, Jackie? Can
Speaker 2: we see any pictures of these?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 8: I can certainly send you some.
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 4: All right, all right, thank you very much for cooling Jackie.
Speaker 2: You have a good day.
Speaker 4: Look look after the two Bowie's.
Speaker 9: Okay, okay, thank you, bye?
Speaker 2: Well after keeping his heart alive? Ethan? Okay, oh another one, Yes,
Speaker 2: that's me, Ethan. Welcome to the show. You're call in
Speaker 2: five top of TUESDA And on Wednesday this week, you've
Speaker 2: got another famous person tattooed on you. I do I have.
Speaker 7: I was keeping the eyes tattooed on my back.
Speaker 4: That's the chick.
Speaker 2: We all heard that Alice Cooper's eyes tattooed on my back.
Speaker 7: Yes, that's right.
Speaker 4: Why why not?
Speaker 2: I mean?
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, but let me ask again why.
Speaker 7: I love Alice Cooper?
Speaker 5: Like when I'm just staying it was like.
Speaker 7: Music that I became instance.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a great, great guy. Okay, Brillet musician, really
Speaker 2: funny guy as well, however, why just his eyes? Why
Speaker 2: not if you want to put his face on there,
Speaker 2: but why.
Speaker 7: His eyes and iconic Pardner iconic of course.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, the eye maker.
Speaker 3: So you think if we saw the eyes on your back,
Speaker 3: we would know instantly it was Alice Cooper.
Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly was that of the crow? Hopefully not the crow?
Speaker 2: If there's someone another tattoo can be mistaken for I
Speaker 2: would be very happy with it. I want it on holiday.
Speaker 2: Go why I've got the crony, but it's nice. That
Speaker 2: is idiots ago.
Speaker 7: So I had him right, remember the coup underneath the eyes?
Speaker 7: And had I had you had.
Speaker 2: To add look an arrow going Cooper smart by it
Speaker 2: and he said remember the Coop?
Speaker 7: Yes, that's what line.
Speaker 2: You couldn't You couldn't get Cooper right, Okay, the line from.
Speaker 3: One of his because then people say, asking, is a
Speaker 3: mister Cooper? Why is he wearing I make up?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Something like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I thank you very much. Your girls. Stella, Hello, Stella,
Speaker 2: you are you the one with the story about being
Speaker 2: injured by letters?
Speaker 5: Yes, my food inger is with letters.
Speaker 2: All right, we're all listening.
Speaker 4: Take us there.
Speaker 5: So I was eating some letters and my son that
Speaker 5: he had some issues with some lego was very urgent,
Speaker 5: so without really chowing her, I quickly swallowed a stock
Speaker 5: around to him and I got stuck in my chest
Speaker 5: and I had a big staring pain. So he went
Speaker 5: to the local g pain and I was trying to
Speaker 5: like smack you in the back of dislodge it, and
Speaker 5: it wasn't moving. And because it was on the west side,
Speaker 5: they decided to then use to emergency. So I arrived
Speaker 5: emergency with stabbing pain on the left side of my chest.
Speaker 5: But it was just lettuce, but they thought it was
Speaker 5: a heart attack.
Speaker 3: God, what kind of lettuce?
Speaker 2: Saw that episode of crazy?
Speaker 11: That to me?
Speaker 2: As they go crashing through those emergency doors, let iceberg, iceberg, stretch.
Speaker 3: Abreu's swallow the full leaf. That's the whole thing.
Speaker 2: On the left side, So on the left side, so.
Speaker 5: They go, ill, just go, I'll just swallowed some letters,
Speaker 5: but I will work to the ECJ.
Speaker 3: So did they in emergency? Were they smacking you on
Speaker 3: the back as well?
Speaker 2: Here they're doing the Heimlich? How do you get let
Speaker 2: us out in your throat?
Speaker 5: I gave you some pain killers in the end to
Speaker 5: help it go down while it went down, but more
Speaker 5: all of that stories to your food.
Speaker 2: More of that is don't eat any green stuff. My
Speaker 2: kids don't listening to this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Caesar salads of our attack earlier in the show
Speaker 3: this stuff.
Speaker 2: We thought white bread was bad for us. We're not
Speaker 2: going to sing call about an instant white loaf, but
Speaker 2: let us that's a great call. Okay, thank you very.
Speaker 5: Much, thank you.
Speaker 1: By the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 2: Yesterday on the show that our guest was Adam Hills,
Speaker 2: and when Hills he was in, he was having a
Speaker 2: lot of fun basically baiting me about how I was
Speaker 2: going to struggle, and I think even yelled at me
Speaker 2: at one point, you're going to melt, little man. As
Speaker 2: he was talking about what it's going to be like
Speaker 2: for a Pommey experiencing my first summer yesterday, I couldn't
Speaker 2: believe how warm it was.
Speaker 3: Wasn't yesterday beautiful?
Speaker 2: Stunning, really really nice? Even yesterday evening I was instant
Speaker 2: killed was about like half nine in the evening and
Speaker 2: it was still really warm.
Speaker 4: That's perfect for me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But what he's saying is this is only spring,
Speaker 3: This is not summer.
Speaker 2: Well, I get this email that came in yesterday evening
Speaker 2: for one of you, Christian as a fellow Pommy moved
Speaker 2: here fifteen years ago. I can only feel sorry for
Speaker 2: you about what you're about to hit you. Wait, you
Speaker 2: get a forty degree Melbourne summer. I can only wish
Speaker 2: you luck, Sir. I found myself lying in a he's
Speaker 2: in bath every single day on him looking at Google
Speaker 2: images of snow, reminiscing about the days when I didn't
Speaker 2: stop traffic because of how red I looked. This all
Speaker 2: awaits you, Christian. Good luck, sir Matt, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: All right, time for this morning's at work time waste.
Speaker 2: This is the thing we do with you every single day.
Speaker 2: We give you a brand new time waste. It's a
Speaker 2: feature where you don't need to call him. I know
Speaker 2: you're at work, but you can still pretend to be
Speaker 2: doing some work and tend send us a little text.
Speaker 2: Today's This comes from the mind of producer Becks. Producer
Speaker 2: Becks had a long weekend. She went away for a
Speaker 2: week and she's come back a little bit. Am I
Speaker 2: picking something up? Is there anger? Well, listen to this idea.
Speaker 2: Make a movie sick. A nice day like today again
Speaker 2: like yesterday, but make a movie sick anyway. I've got
Speaker 2: some diarrhea hard. It's an illness. Okay, I'm doing what it.
Speaker 4: Says here, Okay, making movies.
Speaker 3: See which is the one? As you were typing away
Speaker 3: just before we came on that we said, I'm ashamed.
Speaker 3: I'm ashamed of what I'm doing.
Speaker 4: Diarrhea hard.
Speaker 2: Pixar movie Inside Gout, Driving Miss Daisy to the Obama.
Speaker 2: Oh seriously, ill Bill and.
Speaker 4: The X ME Men.
Speaker 3: That one that's really good.
Speaker 4: Superheroes, But where's the rices.
Speaker 3: Hugh Grant in Sicky Blue Eyes?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no. I can tell that you were
Speaker 2: working yesterday evening. Jack Yesterday was live on Facebook. It
Speaker 2: did a great thing first show, and I hope AFL
Speaker 2: do it for a full runch on the new season.
Speaker 2: But it was brilliant yesterday with two guns as well.
Speaker 2: But you were working yesterday evening. You're not used to
Speaker 2: doing something in the evening.
Speaker 3: Maybe I'll bound bounce back the game Green Mile very good,
Speaker 3: Ili Madison, that's good. Shingler's List, Shingles List shingles.
Speaker 2: Like I said, he's exhausted, he's got nothing, Go home,
Speaker 2: get you sound bit of tram and head ho. All right,
Speaker 2: send us yours. Then make a movie sick. Text it
Speaker 2: in four seventy five three one oh four three The.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: All right, make a movie sick. That's today's at work
Speaker 2: time waste to Jack. Are you ready to mark?
Speaker 3: Yes? I am Christian.
Speaker 2: Not only they getting gold, silver bronze, says one of these, we'll.
Speaker 4: Get bert tickets.
Speaker 2: Go and see this big new Disney movie out this
Speaker 2: weekend September the thirteenth, and time for the school holidays,
Speaker 2: Disney's Christopher Robin movie. Make a movie sick, Flu Brothers
Speaker 2: Silvil plus tell you what a little thing's annoyed me
Speaker 2: about this? Maybe this has been petty, but they put
Speaker 2: the end of it. Ha ha ha ha.
Speaker 3: They're trying to encourage you to think it's funnier.
Speaker 2: Biggest line anyone will ever tell you is when you
Speaker 2: get the message, says lol, you know they just whatever?
Speaker 3: Should I take points off?
Speaker 2: I would never say that you mark them. I don't
Speaker 2: ever interfere Bronze Fresh Hour. That's good, Civil plus Ash.
Speaker 4: Well done for that.
Speaker 2: Make a movie sick as that We asked you today,
Speaker 2: Sunburn after reading.
Speaker 3: What's the movie?
Speaker 4: Coen Brothers.
Speaker 3: Sorry my fault, Bronze.
Speaker 2: Tully Mooney Ponds. You're being marked down because of the
Speaker 2: slowness of Jack. Who are adults had to type this out?
Speaker 4: Look at it?
Speaker 3: Well, you remember you did diary hard.
Speaker 2: But I didn't do Honey, I pooed my pants, luke In. Now, sir,
Speaker 2: adults to look at this phone. This is gonna.
Speaker 3: Honey, I shrugged the kids.
Speaker 2: Honey, I pooed my pants. He's sending that thinking the
Speaker 2: radio people will like this and might say on the radio, oh.
Speaker 3: My god, surely that can't. I can't give it a
Speaker 3: goal because they can't win tickets.
Speaker 2: How do you win tickets? Go this big new Honey,
Speaker 2: I pooed my pants. There's a radio show that rewarded
Speaker 2: me for that. Eat Plague Glove, Julie. That's very good,
Speaker 2: Eat Pray Love.
Speaker 3: It's yeah, but what's the glove part?
Speaker 2: No, Eat plague Pestilence to plague Love BiPOL Bronze, Julian Ravin,
Speaker 2: well done, one thrower, over the Cuckoo's Nest Better Silver,
Speaker 2: Masa in Cranbourne, Well done, Gonna Rear Window, Hitchcot Movie
Speaker 2: Real Window Gold, Paul in Their Warren died hard Clemper
Speaker 2: It takes a while Gold.
Speaker 4: Saturday Night hay Fever.
Speaker 2: Gold plus Levina well done, Puss in Boots.
Speaker 3: That's my varan so far double plus.
Speaker 2: The Great Stratos is back with Puss in boots.
Speaker 4: That was his work.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know if Stratos has ever won, so
Speaker 3: he got his nose.
Speaker 2: In front when Harry met Salmonella.
Speaker 3: That's very good Gold plus.
Speaker 2: Nick and Brunswick gastro Boy silver and Alice in Chunderland.
Speaker 3: Silver plus.
Speaker 2: Okay, so Puffs in Boots.
Speaker 3: I think Stratas is the winner of the Christoph Robin tickets.
Speaker 2: Oh you sure? I think we should send them to
Speaker 2: Luke and Noose to the go and see the movie.
Speaker 3: Happy You Honey pen.
Speaker 1: For Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 2: Three only ten days ago for this.
Speaker 9: Christian o'connall Breakfast Shows Grand Final, Grand New Kick It,
Speaker 9: Yes you, We're on the search for Melbourne's Grin with
Speaker 9: the Longest kick.
Speaker 2: Ten days to go ten days to go until we're
Speaker 2: live at DVU Witten Oval. Amazing place to hostess. Thank
Speaker 2: you very much for them getting involved. Also Pancake Parner
Speaker 2: for suboy and what we're doing here for a limited
Speaker 2: time free kid smell with every adult smell when you
Speaker 2: get at the Pancake Parna. So we have a deadline
Speaker 2: tomorrow midnight. That's the deadline for grands to enter. Ninety
Speaker 2: one Melbourne grannies have entered so far to take part
Speaker 2: in our Grand Final. We're hoping to have one hundred.
Speaker 2: We thought it would be amazing if we just got
Speaker 2: eight a couple of weeks ago. If we could get
Speaker 2: a hundred, all on the day coming along, gim all
Speaker 2: the world can be come along. We want a big
Speaker 2: crowd to cheer all the grands on. Only one can
Speaker 2: win the one thousand bucks, but all of them that
Speaker 2: turn up to do this, I think it's amazing. They're
Speaker 2: all going to leave winners knowing that they had a laugh.
Speaker 3: And anyone can come down to the event. You don't
Speaker 3: have to have a grand competing in the event to
Speaker 3: take part in it and watch from the stands to
Speaker 3: take part. But that makes it sound like you'll get
Speaker 3: to kick. You won't get to kick.
Speaker 2: The grands will kick your grands are kicking. I knew
Speaker 2: roughly what you meant, all right. So there's a couple
Speaker 2: of of things we need to make this happen. We've
Speaker 2: got our security.
Speaker 3: Team now, well, we've got two old retired security guards.
Speaker 4: I reckon, we need a couple more. You can't have enough, okay, yep.
Speaker 2: We're just worried about the ugly scenes when ninety nine
Speaker 2: grands are being told to nine. I've got ninety nine grablems.
Speaker 2: They could cut up rough. So we need security. We
Speaker 2: need banner makers. We're having a bespoke trophy and it
Speaker 2: is going to be huge.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be lifetime.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a life sized Grand kicking the ball being cut
Speaker 2: out still in the next couple of days by guy
Speaker 2: who by day is a boiler maker, but he's making this.
Speaker 2: We also need paramedics, physios, physios and also I think
Speaker 2: some kind of psychologists someone to get into mind of
Speaker 2: a grand sport psychologists, sports psychost big area, now, isn't it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So if you know someone, we've gone up until midnight
Speaker 2: tomorrow to head to our website to get involved. Gold
Speaker 2: one and four three dot com do AU. Sharon's gonna
Speaker 2: have been one of the grands who's stepped forward, so
Speaker 2: she wants to do this. Good morning Sharon, Good morning Christian,
Speaker 2: Good morning Sharon. So, Nana Sharon. How many grandkids have
Speaker 2: you got?
Speaker 6: I've got three?
Speaker 2: Three? And how old are you? I'm forty five? Oh?
Speaker 2: My word, just same age as me. How can you
Speaker 2: be a grand Oh?
Speaker 5: I know, I say the same thing is my oldest
Speaker 5: granddaughter is seven.
Speaker 2: So how old are you when you got married?
Speaker 6: I have my fist at nineteen nineteen?
Speaker 2: Wow? Okay, all right, So how far do you think
Speaker 2: you can kick the ball? Do you think you're going
Speaker 2: to be taking over the one thousand dollars?
Speaker 6: Ah? Well, I'm going to.
Speaker 5: Give it a good crack, and I reckon, I'm going
Speaker 5: to kick at least thirty five.
Speaker 2: I get on to it at least thirty five yep, yep.
Speaker 2: And have you been out having any practice sort of kicks?
Speaker 5: I certainly have our pain out kicking the ball with
Speaker 5: my son's. They're showing me how to hold it and
Speaker 5: correct w and stuff like that, and they go out
Speaker 5: and have a kick across the park with me.
Speaker 2: So this is great. So you've got kick coaches already,
Speaker 2: and we need a nickname all the grands that are
Speaker 2: going to come along, Sharon, they're giving themselves a nickname.
Speaker 4: What do you think yours should be?
Speaker 6: I reckon it should be Shasta.
Speaker 2: That's good work for us, Shastar, Bring on the Shasta.
Speaker 2: We see you down at the vu whitnoval. Good luck Shastar. Okay,
Speaker 2: thanks all right, hey, thanks to get involved. Well see
Speaker 2: you there, good luck.
Speaker 6: No worries.
Speaker 10: Bye.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show's got one four point three.
Speaker 2: We are back tomorrow morning. More tickets to go and
Speaker 2: see Phil connin's life and then we bring back the
Speaker 2: mouth drumming tomorrow.
Speaker 3: But it caused such a controversy online people people were angry,
Speaker 3: real drummers were angry that the drummers a mouth drummer.
Speaker 2: Why it is time to go back and then the
Speaker 2: next two days install and nail it. We can do this.
Speaker 2: Phil Collins tickets tomorrow morning. If you do want to
Speaker 2: get involved, and you know a nan Gold one O
Speaker 2: four three dot com to au. If you can help
Speaker 2: in anywhere what we're looking for, email me today Christian
Speaker 2: at Gold one o four three dot com dot au.
Speaker 2: Title of today's show is Fresh Grands. Thanks the listening,
Speaker 2: We're back tomorrow The
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