WEBVTT - #25: Gold Digging Jenna 0:00:01.160 --> 0:00:04.520 People do some weird ship it should in young people, 0:00:04.559 --> 0:00:08.080 inhaling the gas from cooking canisters known as names to 0:00:08.160 --> 0:00:09.400 get high, some of. 0:00:09.400 --> 0:00:11.560 The things that make more since than others. 0:00:11.720 --> 0:00:15.159 I've done everything for you my career on hold, I 0:00:15.240 --> 0:00:17.200 couldn't been anything if I'd had the talent. 0:00:17.680 --> 0:00:23.200 Bless yourself for observations. You didn't ask for this leadership. 0:00:23.280 --> 0:00:25.120 I think he's one of the greatest leaders we've ever had. 0:00:25.560 --> 0:00:25.599 You. 0:00:26.160 --> 0:00:32.680 Well, good, Just stick a couple of Mitchell. One of 0:00:32.720 --> 0:00:34.400 us be Mitch and the other be Mitchell, just to 0:00:34.440 --> 0:00:35.120 make things easier. 0:00:35.280 --> 0:00:37.720 Your Mitch, I only call you Mitchell when you're being annoying. 0:00:37.920 --> 0:00:42.520 You always call me Mitchell. Oh no, he is mich 0:00:42.640 --> 0:00:47.159 Julie and Mitchell kou. Hello, everyone, goody, good ah, here 0:00:47.159 --> 0:00:48.920 we are for the first time. I just felt bad 0:00:48.920 --> 0:00:50.360 that Jenna's name wasn't in the opener. 0:00:51.080 --> 0:00:53.480 Oh all right, I was jennip here anyway, Hello Jenna. 0:00:54.320 --> 0:00:57.760 Oh sorry, one of the odds. Jenna. Every time I 0:00:57.800 --> 0:00:59.760 reset this desk, it resets your mic. Hold and just 0:00:59.760 --> 0:01:04.160 bear with me. You are there though, right Sorry? Can 0:01:04.200 --> 0:01:05.319 you relax right now? 0:01:05.600 --> 0:01:05.919 Hello? 0:01:06.040 --> 0:01:09.160 There we are. I'm bad. Well. Later in the show, 0:01:09.160 --> 0:01:10.759 we're going to be digging into Jenna's good bits. 0:01:11.200 --> 0:01:14.520 That's right, Gold Digger Round three. This is where we 0:01:14.520 --> 0:01:17.479 interview each other. You and I have already been done, Jenna. 0:01:17.680 --> 0:01:19.280 We're going to be trying to get some gold out 0:01:19.319 --> 0:01:21.000 of you, something we don't already know about you. 0:01:21.040 --> 0:01:23.479 And considering Jenna died in a mind in eighteen hundred, 0:01:23.560 --> 0:01:24.560 this will be very interesting. 0:01:24.640 --> 0:01:28.960 Are we asking questions about her current existence as Jenna 0:01:29.040 --> 0:01:30.040 or her past life? 0:01:30.040 --> 0:01:33.600 It might be good to yeah, lives plural, please, Jenna 0:01:33.720 --> 0:01:36.440 was a pterodactyl in the seventh year. 0:01:37.360 --> 0:01:39.120 I told you I don't want to discuss that. 0:01:39.160 --> 0:01:41.640 Of course, she doesn't want to talk about Jurassic Days understood. 0:01:41.959 --> 0:01:44.600 I don't know. Let's just do some Let's just keep 0:01:44.640 --> 0:01:48.200 it this life, good first life, all right. I'm a 0:01:48.200 --> 0:01:50.520 bit upset for I hadn't Is it just me that 0:01:50.560 --> 0:01:52.760 I was planning for a week and I've had to 0:01:52.800 --> 0:01:53.400 abort it? 0:01:53.840 --> 0:01:54.200 Why? 0:01:54.280 --> 0:01:56.000 Because it failed? I thought it was going to be 0:01:56.040 --> 0:01:56.520 really funny. 0:01:56.680 --> 0:01:57.520 It hasn't happened yet. 0:01:57.520 --> 0:01:59.200 I know I can't do it. It's not funny enough. 0:01:59.320 --> 0:02:01.480 It's like half you know, when you're baked Branni's and 0:02:01.480 --> 0:02:02.960 then you pull them out, thinking they'll be chewy and 0:02:02.960 --> 0:02:04.120 they just wet and you fuck it up. 0:02:04.280 --> 0:02:09.560 I do love a Dory surprise though, Yeah, yeah, like. 0:02:09.520 --> 0:02:11.919 A Dory surprise. That was my ginder pickup line for 0:02:11.960 --> 0:02:16.320 a while. Because I'm fat nothn't do anything else. I'm 0:02:16.360 --> 0:02:18.320 going to reveal it now because I just think I 0:02:18.400 --> 0:02:18.680 have to. 0:02:18.800 --> 0:02:20.440 Well, I'm glad we're kicking off the show with the 0:02:20.440 --> 0:02:22.160 absolute worst thing we have to offer. 0:02:22.320 --> 0:02:24.880 Well, we'll start low and then we'll get better. So 0:02:25.520 --> 0:02:27.360 basically I don't actually even know what me? Is it 0:02:27.400 --> 0:02:28.920 just me? Would have been? It would have been is 0:02:28.960 --> 0:02:32.320 it just me? Or are you? Are you part of 0:02:32.440 --> 0:02:33.680 any Facebook groups? 0:02:34.880 --> 0:02:36.800 Oh my god, is this would be kidding? One of 0:02:36.800 --> 0:02:39.080 my either just me in my notes that I haven't 0:02:39.080 --> 0:02:43.160 done yet was Facebook group's the only thing keeping Facebook alive. 0:02:44.040 --> 0:02:45.480 I'm part of so many good ones. 0:02:45.720 --> 0:02:46.799 Oh should I hold this? Then? 0:02:47.520 --> 0:02:47.680 Oh? 0:02:47.720 --> 0:02:48.680 Well you just you know what? 0:02:48.800 --> 0:02:50.720 Hold that? Because this is that was the only tie 0:02:50.720 --> 0:02:52.639 and I could find. It's a very loose time. I'm 0:02:52.720 --> 0:02:55.800 part of a group called Royal Team. So Royal Team 0:02:55.800 --> 0:02:59.960 with a cup of tea emoji. Okay, that's all gay 0:03:00.040 --> 0:03:02.920 always like they're you know, skinny selfies and there's a 0:03:02.960 --> 0:03:05.400 trend where you post a selfie and they'd go make 0:03:05.400 --> 0:03:08.160 an assumption about me, roast me. That was the challenge 0:03:08.200 --> 0:03:10.480 that they're all doing, posting photos of themselves, and then 0:03:10.520 --> 0:03:13.120 you had the group members had to roast them. 0:03:13.160 --> 0:03:15.000 That's what. Don't sound like something you would invite in? 0:03:15.160 --> 0:03:15.560 Does it? 0:03:15.720 --> 0:03:19.639 No goodness me? That's why I did you what. 0:03:19.680 --> 0:03:20.280 Have you done? 0:03:20.880 --> 0:03:21.520 Photo of you? 0:03:22.200 --> 0:03:24.920 Oh god, you posted in this group asking all these 0:03:24.919 --> 0:03:26.360 people to bag out my appearance. 0:03:26.440 --> 0:03:28.440 I said, go for it, make an assumption about me, 0:03:28.520 --> 0:03:32.280 and yes, this is my daughter Chanelle Ray do your worst, sisters, 0:03:32.480 --> 0:03:35.160 and it's a photo of you holding a very very 0:03:35.200 --> 0:03:36.240 freshly made infant. 0:03:36.360 --> 0:03:37.200 Yeah, that's my niece. 0:03:37.240 --> 0:03:39.280 And it looks to be a four x gold or 0:03:39.280 --> 0:03:40.080 it could be a solo. 0:03:40.280 --> 0:03:42.119 It's a great photo. It's on my Instagram. 0:03:42.160 --> 0:03:42.840 It is down. 0:03:42.880 --> 0:03:44.840 It's actually the first photo on my Tinder as well. 0:03:44.880 --> 0:03:46.640 I'm looking like a mad bogan and I. 0:03:46.560 --> 0:03:49.400 Did you a favor. I chose bogan. I didn't choose ugly, 0:03:49.400 --> 0:03:51.200 I didn't choose young. I did the long hand because 0:03:51.200 --> 0:03:52.400 I know you love it and I wanted to get 0:03:52.400 --> 0:03:56.960 people's opinions. Now you got five comments, okay, I wanted more. 0:03:57.040 --> 0:03:58.840 This is why it failed. Some people get one hundred comments. 0:03:58.880 --> 0:04:01.600 First comment is I said make assumptions about me. That's 0:04:01.600 --> 0:04:05.640 the charge. Lemonuel Battalio says you were bad in bed. 0:04:07.640 --> 0:04:09.200 I don't know how you can deduce that. 0:04:09.440 --> 0:04:10.240 How would he know? 0:04:10.560 --> 0:04:14.400 Catherine Gee says you were not the father, and that 0:04:14.480 --> 0:04:17.240 got quite a few laughs. Catherine did well. Everyone looked up. 0:04:17.760 --> 0:04:25.200 Dion Maloney says, other Mitch is hotter of this podcast 0:04:25.320 --> 0:04:27.239 in that page, what are the odds? 0:04:27.320 --> 0:04:27.880 Who was it? 0:04:27.920 --> 0:04:28.920 Dion Maloney? 0:04:29.000 --> 0:04:30.479 Dion Maloney, you champion? 0:04:30.880 --> 0:04:32.599 Ha? No, I think he means me. 0:04:33.400 --> 0:04:33.760 Ah. 0:04:33.800 --> 0:04:35.520 He follows up with short hair for the wind with 0:04:35.520 --> 0:04:36.839 a winkie face, so I'm sure he's. 0:04:37.839 --> 0:04:38.960 We'll scratch that. Fuck. 0:04:39.560 --> 0:04:41.440 See, this was a good edgem in theory. 0:04:41.480 --> 0:04:44.840 But I just looked up this group. Yeah, that's one 0:04:45.279 --> 0:04:46.880 two hundred and ninety eight members. 0:04:46.920 --> 0:04:49.720 How did you find yourself in that? That's a random grape. 0:04:49.520 --> 0:04:51.279 Don't I think someone tagged me or something. 0:04:51.720 --> 0:04:53.920 I'm part of so many good groups. One of them 0:04:54.040 --> 0:04:58.159 is signed with threatening auras. It's literally just signs that 0:04:58.200 --> 0:05:00.240 people see out in public. They have threatening or I'm 0:05:00.240 --> 0:05:02.160 going to find some now. So this is a little bit. 0:05:02.360 --> 0:05:04.240 This is a tangent. I love it. 0:05:04.440 --> 0:05:06.920 My feet is literally just full of these signs now 0:05:06.960 --> 0:05:09.359 because I like them so much. So it's you know 0:05:09.440 --> 0:05:11.400 those hand drying machines that you put your hands into. 0:05:11.400 --> 0:05:14.239 The ones it just has a sticker on it. It says 0:05:14.240 --> 0:05:14.880 not a urinal. 0:05:17.000 --> 0:05:19.080 Good to know that'll just blow it back up in 0:05:19.120 --> 0:05:19.560 your face. 0:05:19.680 --> 0:05:22.000 There's also a group that just says a group where 0:05:22.000 --> 0:05:24.800 we only give very bad advice. It's so funny. 0:05:25.279 --> 0:05:27.560 Should you post questions? And people gived advice? 0:05:27.640 --> 0:05:29.760 So it's like, oh, my husband, my husband won't take 0:05:29.760 --> 0:05:31.720 the garbage out. What should I do? It's like kill him? 0:05:31.880 --> 0:05:32.720 That's funny. 0:05:32.920 --> 0:05:34.839 Anyway, we need to move on. Yeah, we're carrying on 0:05:34.880 --> 0:05:37.000 a bit, aren't we. So let me tell you Mitch 0:05:37.120 --> 0:05:41.400 later on. Do you remember back in episode eleven, we 0:05:41.480 --> 0:05:44.080 did that improv game where you made up ads on 0:05:44.080 --> 0:05:44.760 the spot for. 0:05:44.760 --> 0:05:47.400 Like trees and object That was fine. 0:05:47.800 --> 0:05:50.440 Later on, the improv game is back. It's a little 0:05:50.440 --> 0:05:51.960 bit different this time. I'm not going to say too 0:05:52.000 --> 0:05:54.480 much because I think you you're at your best when 0:05:54.520 --> 0:05:55.280 you're not prepared. 0:05:55.320 --> 0:05:57.320 Yeah, I can't prepare anything, so I don't want you to. 0:05:57.240 --> 0:05:59.240 Like think in head. I'm just gonna I'll spring it 0:05:59.279 --> 0:06:01.400 on you later, but i'll tell you now. The improv 0:06:01.440 --> 0:06:01.960 game is back. 0:06:02.000 --> 0:06:05.000 Okay, I'm excited if it need your first time listening. Guys, 0:06:05.279 --> 0:06:06.720 Is it just me? Is the core of the show. 0:06:06.839 --> 0:06:09.919 We call them gems. Basically, it's something that we've noticed, 0:06:09.960 --> 0:06:11.120 something we hate or appreciate. 0:06:11.200 --> 0:06:12.839 We have one. Ah, we don't tell each other what 0:06:12.880 --> 0:06:14.560 it's going to be, total surprise. 0:06:14.839 --> 0:06:16.080 Why don't we jump in? Let's start. 0:06:16.160 --> 0:06:17.720 Yeah, you go for it, Okay, here we go. 0:06:19.520 --> 0:06:20.719 Is it just me? 0:06:23.760 --> 0:06:28.960 Are single beds really fun? Sometimes a little change? Yes? 0:06:29.080 --> 0:06:31.800 Yeah, Oh, let me tell you. 0:06:31.880 --> 0:06:34.440 There's nothing I love more than walking into the Shangri 0:06:34.560 --> 0:06:37.880 Laha and circular key and booking and checking into my hotel, 0:06:37.920 --> 0:06:40.400 tapping the key card and realizing I've got a single bed. 0:06:40.720 --> 0:06:42.480 It's such a good feeling, like when you go to 0:06:42.520 --> 0:06:45.240 your auntie's coast house and you walk into the room 0:06:45.320 --> 0:06:48.280 and it's a single bed. Okay, there's nothing better than 0:06:48.320 --> 0:06:51.119 getting into a single bed, like I just love knowing 0:06:51.120 --> 0:06:52.560 that I'm in it. I know that I'm safe. They're 0:06:52.560 --> 0:06:54.520 often butted up against a wall, so you've kind of 0:06:54.520 --> 0:06:57.640 got that little you got the safety net of the wall. 0:06:58.080 --> 0:06:59.360 I just love a single bed. 0:06:59.480 --> 0:07:01.400 Yeah, I don't think I would have slept him on. 0:07:01.440 --> 0:07:03.400 In a while, I had a single bed. I had 0:07:03.440 --> 0:07:05.560 a single bed ride that was a bunk bed that 0:07:05.640 --> 0:07:08.400 had a slide to get out of growing up. 0:07:08.400 --> 0:07:12.120 What do you mean it's slide? Oh God, yes, it. 0:07:12.040 --> 0:07:14.280 Was a bunk bed. Underneath was my Nintendo sixty four 0:07:14.280 --> 0:07:18.320 and my nen needed me slime nickelodeon slime green felt 0:07:18.320 --> 0:07:20.280 because I asked for that color, and it was fur 0:07:20.520 --> 0:07:23.119 from Lindcraft and it went around the bottom. My Nintendo 0:07:23.200 --> 0:07:24.680 sixty four was in there, and to get to bed 0:07:24.840 --> 0:07:26.560 you had to climb the ladder. You fell asleep, and 0:07:26.560 --> 0:07:27.880 to get up you slid down the slide. 0:07:27.960 --> 0:07:30.320 Oh, that novel. He would wear off very quick. 0:07:30.600 --> 0:07:33.000 As soon as I started masturbating. It was very fine. 0:07:33.440 --> 0:07:35.600 Jesus current clean this line all the time. 0:07:36.240 --> 0:07:36.600 I reckon. 0:07:36.640 --> 0:07:40.080 The last time I had a single bed was when 0:07:40.080 --> 0:07:44.600 I was living on campus at Macquarie University, and the 0:07:44.680 --> 0:07:47.680 guy I was seeing at the time would obviously have 0:07:47.760 --> 0:07:49.600 to just squeeze in whenever it was you know, we're 0:07:49.600 --> 0:07:52.960 saying it my place. Oh, and probably only for the 0:07:53.000 --> 0:07:55.040 first month. He was patient with that. But after a 0:07:55.080 --> 0:07:57.960 while he was like, can we come up with some 0:07:58.000 --> 0:08:00.320 sort of arrangement. So I had a mattress under the 0:08:00.360 --> 0:08:03.080 single bed. We'd like fall asleep, and then he would 0:08:03.480 --> 0:08:05.640 try and sneak off without me anything and like jump 0:08:05.640 --> 0:08:08.240 on the mattress. But I would always know that's horrendous. 0:08:08.280 --> 0:08:08.880 You can't have that. 0:08:09.200 --> 0:08:11.800 No, you can't have a couple in a single bed. 0:08:12.240 --> 0:08:15.200 Did you do things in the bed that single bed 0:08:15.240 --> 0:08:15.760 could talk? 0:08:17.560 --> 0:08:21.160 It'd scream I I but I guess if you're stacking 0:08:21.160 --> 0:08:22.640 onto of each other, it's fine. It's the height, it's 0:08:22.640 --> 0:08:24.840 the width. It's the problem. Especially me, I barely fit 0:08:24.920 --> 0:08:26.880 in a single bed. I remember, like ten, they had 0:08:26.920 --> 0:08:30.320 to get me a king single just why bother? Yeah, 0:08:30.480 --> 0:08:32.360 just buy a double point. 0:08:32.640 --> 0:08:34.559 So did this happen recently, that you were in a 0:08:34.600 --> 0:08:36.600 single bed? Even reminded of how much you love it. 0:08:36.600 --> 0:08:38.080 It happened the other night. I was in bed and 0:08:38.120 --> 0:08:40.160 I could not sleep, and I'm like, there's too many 0:08:40.160 --> 0:08:42.679 fucking options. And then I thought next door, in the 0:08:42.720 --> 0:08:45.240 spare room at Hayden's house, there's a single bed, and 0:08:45.280 --> 0:08:47.600 I remember thinking, I reckon, I'd fall straight asleep if 0:08:47.600 --> 0:08:49.079 I went in that room. I didn't do it. 0:08:49.000 --> 0:08:52.680 Because really cold, and I love. 0:08:52.520 --> 0:08:54.400 Cold sheets, and I love when you've just showered and 0:08:54.440 --> 0:08:55.679 you sort of wiggle your weigh in. 0:08:56.080 --> 0:08:57.880 Oh, so were you and Hayden at that point where 0:08:57.880 --> 0:08:59.120 you start sleeping in separate beds? 0:08:59.200 --> 0:09:01.400 Oh? God, man, not doing that. That's the end of 0:09:01.400 --> 0:09:02.199 a relationship. 0:09:02.679 --> 0:09:05.240 Not necessarily, Sometimes it is just more practical. 0:09:04.880 --> 0:09:07.080 Actually very true. I've got a good friend Zoe Marshall 0:09:07.160 --> 0:09:08.959 and her husband Benji and her I'm sure she'll be 0:09:08.960 --> 0:09:12.200 fine with me saying this. SOE been separate beds and 0:09:12.320 --> 0:09:15.240 have since they really started dating, and they've got the 0:09:15.280 --> 0:09:16.480 best marriage of it anyone, I know. 0:09:16.800 --> 0:09:19.560 Yeah, right, especially because I imagine you'd be a snorer. 0:09:19.960 --> 0:09:20.679 It'd probably work. 0:09:20.920 --> 0:09:21.959 I don't think I am. 0:09:22.400 --> 0:09:24.560 Oh you should get that app sleep talk or whatever 0:09:24.559 --> 0:09:27.079 it is, where it records the noise you make while 0:09:27.080 --> 0:09:28.920 you're sleeping. I haven't done it yet. I'm too scared. 0:09:28.920 --> 0:09:31.520 Why don't we do it? Because apparently my sister got 0:09:31.520 --> 0:09:33.160 it and she said that she heard her partner saying 0:09:33.160 --> 0:09:37.600 all sort of demonic things. Really, anyway, good, thanks that 0:09:37.800 --> 0:09:39.280 you thought it was great, you know, I was thank 0:09:39.280 --> 0:09:39.720 you myself. 0:09:39.720 --> 0:09:41.720 You love clapping, don't you? I've just sometimes it be 0:09:41.760 --> 0:09:43.199 my solo round of applause. 0:09:44.360 --> 0:09:46.360 I do that with guests sometimes thanks for coming on, 0:09:46.440 --> 0:09:50.520 jo Jo, and then there's that delay because they're in America. 0:09:51.240 --> 0:09:52.640 Thank you so much, thank you. 0:09:53.280 --> 0:09:55.160 I never noticed, though, when you're doing it. It's only 0:09:55.160 --> 0:09:56.920 when I listen back and I'm like, funck was something 0:09:56.960 --> 0:09:59.440 to applaud too? Did I think we're even not applauding? 0:09:59.760 --> 0:10:01.360 Why when we had a guest host come on, you 0:10:01.440 --> 0:10:03.040 applaud them and I'm like, oh. 0:10:02.800 --> 0:10:04.560 You know, how else does that? Jimmy fallon and it 0:10:04.600 --> 0:10:07.800 fucking annoys me. He's like, oh, Selena, go there. 0:10:09.520 --> 0:10:12.040 The studio audience though, yes, yes, that makes. 0:10:11.880 --> 0:10:14.240 Me I don't. Yeah, he's trying to lead them down 0:10:14.280 --> 0:10:14.600 the garden. 0:10:14.640 --> 0:10:15.520 Yeah, that's fine. 0:10:16.360 --> 0:10:18.360 Goals for the show. Can we please one day to 0:10:18.440 --> 0:10:20.120 a show in front of a live studio audience, we 0:10:20.160 --> 0:10:22.160 get the injury idiots in and just try it. 0:10:22.480 --> 0:10:26.200 Well, let's just cross off COVID nineteen. Yes, very true, 0:10:26.360 --> 0:10:27.640 doing with ideas. 0:10:27.640 --> 0:10:30.480 A dirty fucking budge. Okay, are you ready for yours? 0:10:30.559 --> 0:10:30.760 Yes? 0:10:30.800 --> 0:10:31.559 I am, Here we go? 0:10:33.280 --> 0:10:34.440 Is it just me? 0:10:36.640 --> 0:10:40.640 Do you have an appreciation for the vocabulary of the 0:10:40.720 --> 0:10:41.320 straight man? 0:10:43.040 --> 0:10:44.840 I mean yeah. 0:10:45.280 --> 0:10:48.720 I always had this theory that I wasn't masculine enough 0:10:48.720 --> 0:10:51.360 to pull off words like bro, like I'm more of 0:10:51.400 --> 0:10:53.559 a done kind of guy, you very much if I'm 0:10:53.559 --> 0:10:56.600 going to be giving pet names. But I've recently, without 0:10:56.640 --> 0:11:00.440 even realizing, started calling people bro, and I'm like, I 0:11:00.480 --> 0:11:02.160 think maybe I actually can pull that off. 0:11:02.200 --> 0:11:04.600 Do you say sarcastically or genuinely, like hey Bro? 0:11:04.920 --> 0:11:07.560 No, I don't say hey bro. I'll use it at 0:11:07.559 --> 0:11:09.400 the end of a sentence like, oh, don't even start 0:11:09.440 --> 0:11:10.760 me bro, something like that. 0:11:11.040 --> 0:11:12.719 Actually, I have noticed that you said that to me 0:11:12.760 --> 0:11:13.560 a couple of times. 0:11:13.320 --> 0:11:14.720 And there's a few that I want to add to 0:11:14.760 --> 0:11:16.800 my vocabulary, but I'm just not sure if I'm going 0:11:16.840 --> 0:11:18.719 to use it in the right spots and stuff. So 0:11:18.880 --> 0:11:22.360 I thought this was the perfect opportunity to play one 0:11:22.400 --> 0:11:23.880 of my favorite openers of all time. 0:11:26.080 --> 0:11:27.920 Welcome back to straight Talk. 0:11:28.520 --> 0:11:32.200 That's an actual opener on an actual radio show. 0:11:32.520 --> 0:11:33.480 What do they talk about? 0:11:34.160 --> 0:11:36.319 I think they intended it's a talk back radio show. 0:11:36.360 --> 0:11:38.080 They intended it to be like, oh, you know, it's 0:11:38.120 --> 0:11:39.000 just straight up talk. 0:11:39.040 --> 0:11:40.960 But oh, I was picturing on eight eight, nine, nine, 0:11:41.080 --> 0:11:44.840 nine one six street, Julie, you your husband fucks you 0:11:44.840 --> 0:11:50.520 in missionaries. Great, yeah, that's Graham funny. 0:11:50.559 --> 0:11:54.080 Hell well it's not that fortunately, but straight talk is 0:11:54.120 --> 0:11:56.600 what I'm calling this. I want to learn when it's 0:11:56.600 --> 0:11:59.920 appropriate to use certain phrases. So Petho one of the 0:12:00.080 --> 0:12:02.240 guys in our office. Oh good, We've dragged him in 0:12:02.280 --> 0:12:03.679 here before, but I'm going to do it again. He's 0:12:03.679 --> 0:12:05.680 probably busy, but well he's. 0:12:05.520 --> 0:12:06.800 Out there now I can How do I do that 0:12:06.840 --> 0:12:11.200 thing where I press produce out or p d out. 0:12:11.400 --> 0:12:13.520 I can do it if you let me find it 0:12:14.000 --> 0:12:19.720 one big dog. Okay, I think I use that correctly 0:12:19.720 --> 0:12:20.280 because he's coming. 0:12:20.520 --> 0:12:22.480 Yeah, you really picked up his attention. He's walking over. 0:12:22.559 --> 0:12:27.040 So Petho speaks like a bloke, like a real Australian bloke, 0:12:27.679 --> 0:12:29.280 which is which is a miracle, is a bit of 0:12:29.280 --> 0:12:30.080 a Melbourne punts. 0:12:30.480 --> 0:12:32.880 He's very metro though, like this guy is very in 0:12:32.920 --> 0:12:34.520 touch with both his feminine masculine. 0:12:34.520 --> 0:12:37.920 So, yes, exactly here he is. Come on, ye sorry, 0:12:37.920 --> 0:12:40.600 we'll clapping and the thing now. 0:12:40.880 --> 0:12:44.600 Hi, I feel like a magpie coming back to his nest. 0:12:45.080 --> 0:12:47.680 What does that mean? What have you got you guys 0:12:47.760 --> 0:12:48.280 dating on it? 0:12:48.400 --> 0:12:49.440 That's ridiculous. 0:12:49.440 --> 0:12:50.800 Weird inside jokes. 0:12:50.640 --> 0:12:52.880 Anyway, the reason I've dragged you in here again is 0:12:53.040 --> 0:12:54.800 we need to help with a bit of straight talk. 0:12:57.080 --> 0:12:58.920 Welcome back to straight talk. 0:12:59.640 --> 0:12:59.800 Now. 0:13:00.200 --> 0:13:02.320 You don't find this weird, but I've been eavesdropping on 0:13:02.400 --> 0:13:04.880 you and I've been writing down a few words that 0:13:04.920 --> 0:13:07.920 I've noticed came out of your mouth, and I'm like, God, 0:13:07.960 --> 0:13:09.720 I'd really love to be able to pull those off. 0:13:09.800 --> 0:13:11.400 I want to add them to my vocab. 0:13:11.520 --> 0:13:11.800 Hit me. 0:13:11.840 --> 0:13:13.640 I don't want to know when it is appropriate for 0:13:13.679 --> 0:13:15.960 me to say it. So a lot of them start 0:13:16.000 --> 0:13:18.440 with the word big, So big dog. When I just 0:13:18.440 --> 0:13:20.040 caught out to you, they're big dog? Is that is 0:13:20.040 --> 0:13:20.600 that correct? 0:13:20.960 --> 0:13:23.240 Big dog is correct because I am the big dog. 0:13:23.400 --> 0:13:24.559 So big dog's a good thing. 0:13:24.760 --> 0:13:26.400 Big Dog's a great thing. You want to be the 0:13:26.400 --> 0:13:26.880 big dog? 0:13:27.080 --> 0:13:28.640 You call me? Yeah? 0:13:28.679 --> 0:13:31.319 I do, but you're You're in a different case because 0:13:31.320 --> 0:13:33.040 big dog, like you want to be the big dog. 0:13:33.559 --> 0:13:36.520 But I also call Mitch big dog because he thinks 0:13:36.559 --> 0:13:39.880 he's the big dogs. It's more of a the big dog. 0:13:40.320 --> 0:13:42.040 But you're actually not the big dog. 0:13:42.679 --> 0:13:44.720 And you've got to do a little chocolate big dogs 0:13:46.120 --> 0:13:48.840 big dogs here. I'm loving this already, and it's not 0:13:48.880 --> 0:13:51.520 really the big dog. What about big boy? Because I 0:13:51.559 --> 0:13:54.120 hear you say around, oh here he is, oh big boy. 0:13:54.000 --> 0:13:57.160 Big Boy's no good because big boy is like you're talking, 0:13:57.320 --> 0:13:59.360 you say to a child, oh good work, big boy, 0:13:59.440 --> 0:14:02.480 or you're getting big boy. So you're it's you asserting 0:14:02.480 --> 0:14:04.199 your dominance over the other person. 0:14:05.600 --> 0:14:07.360 How would you say big boy to someone? 0:14:07.559 --> 0:14:07.640 Like? 0:14:07.720 --> 0:14:08.240 Say it to me? 0:14:08.920 --> 0:14:10.600 Can you grab me a coffee? Big boy? 0:14:11.080 --> 0:14:12.480 Okay, so yeah, I gotcha. 0:14:12.640 --> 0:14:15.559 I've got the power over you immediately have the power. 0:14:15.679 --> 0:14:17.040 Of course you want a hour? 0:14:17.240 --> 0:14:19.440 Yeah, it's's how it works. Mates, A dog eat dog 0:14:19.440 --> 0:14:20.360 world out there. 0:14:20.520 --> 0:14:25.360 Dog references a good thing, apparently right, fair enough? Do 0:14:25.400 --> 0:14:35.120 you want to say cat on a big cat? Okay? 0:14:35.120 --> 0:14:37.800 What about big fella? That's different. I hear that a lot. 0:14:38.040 --> 0:14:42.000 Big fellow is pretty neutral. It's just like we have 0:14:42.040 --> 0:14:45.640 a mutual mutual mates on the same level big fella. 0:14:45.720 --> 0:14:48.840 How I But I wouldn't say I use big fellow 0:14:48.840 --> 0:14:49.320 that often. 0:14:49.840 --> 0:14:51.720 Yeah, it's just one that I've got on my list 0:14:51.720 --> 0:14:53.520 of things that I want to be confident enough to say. 0:14:53.560 --> 0:14:55.000 I'm not there scrap big fella. 0:14:55.600 --> 0:14:57.960 Okay, get rid of that one, all right, dog a 0:14:58.000 --> 0:15:00.520 big boy? I know the difference. Good that I've been 0:15:00.600 --> 0:15:04.360 using a lot recently. Is chief chief? In the last 0:15:04.400 --> 0:15:06.760 like maybe two weeks, I've started using it a lot, 0:15:07.480 --> 0:15:09.440 Like maybe in traffic I'll be like, oh, come on, 0:15:09.520 --> 0:15:10.640 take your time, chief. 0:15:10.400 --> 0:15:11.880 Something that right now? 0:15:12.040 --> 0:15:12.680 Yeah, that's good? 0:15:12.720 --> 0:15:14.720 Come Can I try to guess what it's for? Isn't 0:15:14.720 --> 0:15:17.120 it for someone who thinks they have the power, like 0:15:17.240 --> 0:15:19.480 or thinks they're the cheap In reality, they've got nothing? 0:15:19.800 --> 0:15:21.080 Like how I use big dog with you? 0:15:21.880 --> 0:15:25.320 Yeah, interchangeable, like if Mitch would have asked petho, oh 0:15:25.400 --> 0:15:27.640 how do I do this certain thing on the radio panel? 0:15:27.680 --> 0:15:29.160 You go? Your job chief? 0:15:29.240 --> 0:15:30.120 Yeah, your job chef. 0:15:31.120 --> 0:15:33.280 It all comes across as very sarcastic. 0:15:34.120 --> 0:15:34.640 It can be. 0:15:34.880 --> 0:15:36.880 Yeah, yeah, I was straight for twenty three to. 0:15:37.120 --> 0:15:38.160 Check those levels checking. 0:15:38.280 --> 0:15:42.360 Yeah, I love. That's condescending, makes so good, makes me 0:15:42.400 --> 0:15:43.760 feel like worthless. 0:15:44.440 --> 0:15:47.760 It's chief in a similar vein to Champ Champ. 0:15:47.880 --> 0:15:51.840 Champ, you would say, is the all time worse insult, 0:15:52.040 --> 0:15:54.840 like you do not want to get cheap? Yeah, no, 0:15:54.840 --> 0:15:56.640