WEBVTT - That's a wrap! See ya later 2020 you steaming pile of..... 0:00:19.480 --> 0:00:23.599 Hey, guys, and welcome back to actually a very very 0:00:23.800 --> 0:00:25.959 very special episode of Life on CUD. 0:00:26.000 --> 0:00:27.880 I'm Brittany and I'm Laura, and. 0:00:27.880 --> 0:00:30.280 It is special because it is our last episode of 0:00:30.360 --> 0:00:33.040 the year, guys, our last episode of twenty twenty. 0:00:33.320 --> 0:00:36.840 Merry Christmas, Happy Years, Sydney. What the fuck is going on? 0:00:37.400 --> 0:00:39.880 And we're sorry, what is happening right now? 0:00:40.159 --> 0:00:42.320 The world is on fire and everything's going to shit 0:00:42.320 --> 0:00:43.760 in the hand basketball. 0:00:43.280 --> 0:00:47.160 Once again, it just sucks like we just as Australia 0:00:47.200 --> 0:00:49.040 as a whole, we almost got to the point where 0:00:49.040 --> 0:00:52.400 we were leading the world in beating coronavirus and then 0:00:52.440 --> 0:00:54.360 I feel like it is imploded. In the last week. 0:00:54.640 --> 0:00:57.000 Everyone's Christmas plans have gone out the window. Everyone's in 0:00:57.040 --> 0:00:59.800 panic mode. There's no toilet paper again. I don't know 0:00:59.840 --> 0:01:03.480 why people keep buying so much toilet paper. COVID doesn't 0:01:03.480 --> 0:01:04.440 make you shit yourself. 0:01:04.680 --> 0:01:05.720 We're in Sydney, We're in that. 0:01:05.760 --> 0:01:07.800 We're in the hotspot, Guy in the center, We're in 0:01:07.840 --> 0:01:10.200 the red zone. I mean, we discussed this earlier in 0:01:10.200 --> 0:01:12.600 the year about the whole toilet paper thing. You're at home, 0:01:12.800 --> 0:01:14.880 you don't need toilet paper. You can get in the shower, 0:01:15.080 --> 0:01:15.759 It's fine. 0:01:15.840 --> 0:01:17.959 There's lots of other options when you need to wipe 0:01:17.959 --> 0:01:20.200 your backside. If you don't have any hundred. 0:01:19.920 --> 0:01:21.800 Percent, if you've got a backyarden, you've got a hose, 0:01:21.880 --> 0:01:25.679 you're good. I actually don't understand why, Like it is 0:01:25.760 --> 0:01:28.960 perplexing the panic that happens with the toilet paper. 0:01:29.160 --> 0:01:31.120 I'm more upset about the panic that's happening around the 0:01:31.160 --> 0:01:34.160 groceries because even though I'm going to be spending Christmas 0:01:34.200 --> 0:01:37.480 this year now just mat me and Molly a tiny 0:01:37.520 --> 0:01:40.399 little Christmas, which is what we do every single night. 0:01:40.280 --> 0:01:43.000 Of the week, It's going to be great. 0:01:43.280 --> 0:01:43.920 I'm just more. 0:01:43.880 --> 0:01:45.880 Upset that, like all the Christmas foods now have been 0:01:45.880 --> 0:01:49.160 totally bought out from the shops. But anyway, look, guys, 0:01:49.240 --> 0:01:51.720 if you have been affected by what's happening in Sydney 0:01:51.800 --> 0:01:54.600 and by the most recent hotspot Corona cases, then we 0:01:54.720 --> 0:01:56.520 just want to say that we are absolutely thinking of you. 0:01:56.880 --> 0:01:59.320 I guess the only saving grace is, guys, that we're 0:01:59.360 --> 0:02:02.360 all in it together. So many of our plans got canceled. Laura, 0:02:02.440 --> 0:02:04.680 I know you've had like two plans canceled. You're gonna 0:02:04.680 --> 0:02:06.280 go up to the Gold Coast and then you're gonna 0:02:06.280 --> 0:02:08.320 go see your parents, and there's a lot that's happened 0:02:08.360 --> 0:02:09.760 your end. I was gonna be going up to the 0:02:09.760 --> 0:02:12.079 Gold Coast and I was going to Perth. That's all canceled. 0:02:12.600 --> 0:02:15.720 I really feel for everyone that last minute has had 0:02:15.720 --> 0:02:17.919 that cut and taken away from them, and now you're 0:02:17.960 --> 0:02:21.080 facing the prospect of maybe being alone or maybe not 0:02:21.160 --> 0:02:23.160 being with all of your family. So we do want 0:02:23.200 --> 0:02:25.800 to just say, you know, like our thoughts are with you, 0:02:25.840 --> 0:02:27.400 and there's a lot of people in the same boat, 0:02:27.480 --> 0:02:29.600 so try to take something from that too, that you're 0:02:29.639 --> 0:02:31.440 not alone and there are a lot of people there 0:02:31.440 --> 0:02:32.720 that you can reach out to as well. 0:02:32.840 --> 0:02:34.799 I was just gonna say it's the most like ironic 0:02:34.880 --> 0:02:37.000 end to twenty twenty. Like, of course twenty twenty was 0:02:37.040 --> 0:02:39.120 like hah, but wait, I got something at my sleep 0:02:39.639 --> 0:02:40.400 Fully I'm. 0:02:40.240 --> 0:02:41.880 Going to start your year on fire, and I'm gonna 0:02:41.919 --> 0:02:43.960 end it with you alone for Christmas, bitch. I'm like, 0:02:44.080 --> 0:02:45.720 come on, like, what else could happen? 0:02:45.880 --> 0:02:50.200 Actually, I was reading this very satirical, slightly depressing post 0:02:50.240 --> 0:02:52.200 that was put up by board Panda. I'm just gonna 0:02:52.240 --> 0:02:55.919 like paraphrase a few of twenty twenties highlights and this episode, guys, 0:02:55.960 --> 0:02:57.639 like just so you know what we're doing, what we're 0:02:57.639 --> 0:03:00.760 talking about, who we are, Well, my name is Laura, 0:03:00.800 --> 0:03:03.480 this is Brittany. We are rehashing twenty twenty a little bit, 0:03:03.560 --> 0:03:07.240 well not really rehashing chans to wrap up. Yeah, and 0:03:07.280 --> 0:03:09.760 we also wanted to talk about like our resolutions, what 0:03:09.800 --> 0:03:13.080 we did for our first episode back this year, and 0:03:13.120 --> 0:03:15.640 how we spoke about our resolutions and what we really wanted. 0:03:15.360 --> 0:03:18.320 For the year. Did we achieve our resolutions from last year. 0:03:18.400 --> 0:03:19.360 We're going to discuss that. 0:03:19.560 --> 0:03:22.079 And then also we thought we would give you your accidentally 0:03:22.160 --> 0:03:24.320 unfiltereds because we know that you love that. We would 0:03:24.400 --> 0:03:27.919 never do a final episode without a few absolute pearls 0:03:27.960 --> 0:03:30.160 for you. And then we're going to do and ask 0:03:30.280 --> 0:03:33.320 uncut sections. We really wanted to make this final episode 0:03:33.520 --> 0:03:36.320 a little bit from all of our favorite episodes for 0:03:36.440 --> 0:03:38.920 you and just a nice kind of roundup on the year. 0:03:39.440 --> 0:03:42.120 So tell me about this article. Okay, so the article 0:03:42.480 --> 0:03:45.800 you got so sidetracked. The article really highlighted what twenty 0:03:45.800 --> 0:03:48.720 twenty has been, but Australia basically burnt to the ground. 0:03:49.040 --> 0:03:51.920 Then Trump starched some Iranian general with a drone which 0:03:52.000 --> 0:03:54.440 almost led to World War three. Then someone made a 0:03:54.480 --> 0:03:57.760 fucking bat, then the economy almost collapsed, Prince Harry and 0:03:57.800 --> 0:03:59.240 Megan renounced their royalty. 0:03:59.400 --> 0:04:01.160 Well, this is a lot for twenty twenty. 0:04:01.320 --> 0:04:05.560 This is just January, of course it is, and that 0:04:05.680 --> 0:04:07.480 as we all know, we had the massive Black Lives 0:04:07.560 --> 0:04:10.720 Matters movement, which the riots and the protests in and 0:04:10.720 --> 0:04:14.720 of themselves were so powerful. But the starting point of 0:04:14.720 --> 0:04:16.880 that and what was posted on social media and George 0:04:16.880 --> 0:04:19.200 Floyd what happened to him, Like, there's just been so 0:04:19.400 --> 0:04:22.480 many huge pivotal things that have happened in twenty twenty, 0:04:23.120 --> 0:04:24.679 none of them have being particularly positive. 0:04:24.760 --> 0:04:26.080 Still trying to find the highlight. 0:04:26.560 --> 0:04:30.520 We've got a couple sucks here, guys, many sweets. I 0:04:30.560 --> 0:04:32.159 know that a lot of us are living in this 0:04:32.240 --> 0:04:35.120 fantasy world that's like twenty twenty one, the first of 0:04:35.200 --> 0:04:36.640 January is going to hit and where we're all going 0:04:36.680 --> 0:04:39.560 to be just thrown into this new world. I think 0:04:39.600 --> 0:04:42.000 this is probably going to continue into the new year 0:04:42.040 --> 0:04:45.000 a little bit. Let's embrace ourselves. But I am very 0:04:45.080 --> 0:04:47.280 much looking forward to putting this year behind me, as 0:04:47.279 --> 0:04:48.960 I'm sure a lot of you are as well, and 0:04:49.000 --> 0:04:51.719 that's going to bring us to talking about our resolutions 0:04:51.800 --> 0:04:55.000 for twenty twenty one and how they're going to differ, 0:04:55.120 --> 0:04:56.960 because I think there's a lot of things. I think 0:04:56.960 --> 0:04:59.040 a lot of people's resolutions, A lot of the things 0:04:59.080 --> 0:05:01.560 we wanted to achieve from last year, we're not going 0:05:01.640 --> 0:05:03.520 to do that anymore. Everything's going to change because a 0:05:03.560 --> 0:05:05.479 lot of them would have been about traveling or going 0:05:05.520 --> 0:05:07.200 overseas or studying new businesses. 0:05:07.240 --> 0:05:09.400 And I think a lot of things we have to 0:05:09.400 --> 0:05:12.039 step back and reassess because of what a ship fight 0:05:12.040 --> 0:05:13.960 twenty twenty has been in. But I also think that's 0:05:14.000 --> 0:05:16.039 a really interesting chat. So we're gonna get into that later. 0:05:16.360 --> 0:05:20.240 But first I want to tell you something, please. 0:05:21.279 --> 0:05:23.680 I really love We've been doing this for so long now, 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:26.200 but I really love that, like you don't tell me 0:05:26.320 --> 0:05:29.120 things throughout the week because you specifically want to save 0:05:29.200 --> 0:05:29.920 it to tell me. 0:05:30.480 --> 0:05:31.679 Live whilst recording. 0:05:31.800 --> 0:05:36.160 I wanted to get the most raw and unfiltered reactions. 0:05:36.320 --> 0:05:38.240 I went out on the weekend, and I want to 0:05:38.279 --> 0:05:40.080 put me into premature labor I do. 0:05:40.680 --> 0:05:42.960 I went out on the weekend, and I'm so glad 0:05:42.960 --> 0:05:44.440 I did, because it turns out it was like the 0:05:44.440 --> 0:05:46.320 first time of twenty twenty that I went out dancing, 0:05:46.400 --> 0:05:48.880 and without me knowing, it became the last time that 0:05:48.960 --> 0:05:51.200 I'll be going out dancing anyway. I had the best 0:05:51.200 --> 0:05:53.000 time I've went out with a few girlfriends. We went 0:05:53.040 --> 0:05:55.599 to dinner, then we went out to this club and 0:05:55.640 --> 0:05:57.920 I had the best time. But I got into a fight. 0:05:58.000 --> 0:05:59.400 I got into a fight with a guy. And you 0:05:59.440 --> 0:06:02.000 guys know, I'm I am a lover, not a hater. 0:06:02.160 --> 0:06:05.760 It takes a lot to push my buttons. I'm going 0:06:05.800 --> 0:06:10.200 to wind back to the beginning. I went to a restaurant, 0:06:10.200 --> 0:06:14.280 an Italian restaurant, just three of us total. We sat 0:06:14.360 --> 0:06:16.560 down and they sat us next to a table of 0:06:16.600 --> 0:06:20.120 about ten guys. The guys were pretty cute, and I 0:06:20.160 --> 0:06:23.599 was like bingo, Like yes, so the guy that I 0:06:23.720 --> 0:06:25.200 was seated next to, because I was on the edge 0:06:25.240 --> 0:06:26.640 of my table and he was the edge on his head, 0:06:26.720 --> 0:06:28.080 but he was really cute. 0:06:28.400 --> 0:06:30.960 And you were like, can we please skip straight to desert? 0:06:31.120 --> 0:06:33.400 Well, we're only about half a meter away from each other. 0:06:33.440 --> 0:06:35.080 And as soon as we sit down, you can feel 0:06:35.120 --> 0:06:37.080 them looking at us. You can film getting excited. I'm 0:06:37.080 --> 0:06:39.360 talking at seven o'clock. It's not late they're not drunk. 0:06:39.400 --> 0:06:41.720 What do you mean you can feel them getting excited. Oh, 0:06:41.800 --> 0:06:43.440 you can just take a lot of boaters happening under 0:06:43.440 --> 0:06:47.919 the table. Yeah, the energy really shifted. 0:06:47.920 --> 0:06:49.480 It lifted by about six inches. 0:06:49.560 --> 0:06:51.560 They straight away like said hello to us, and we're 0:06:51.560 --> 0:06:53.680 like hey, like, how are you like great like? And 0:06:53.680 --> 0:06:56.880 they're like, wow, yeah, you must have asked to be 0:06:56.920 --> 0:06:58.680 seated next to the greatest people here. 0:06:58.720 --> 0:06:58.840 You know. 0:06:58.880 --> 0:07:00.880 They just started just like how fun and flirting and 0:07:00.920 --> 0:07:03.320 I was like, cute. My friends were like that. One 0:07:03.320 --> 0:07:04.880 next year was really cute, and I was like, I know. 0:07:05.920 --> 0:07:08.640 Then after about five minutes, I glanced down under the table. 0:07:08.680 --> 0:07:10.880 He had no ring on. He was clearly flirting with me, 0:07:10.960 --> 0:07:12.920 and I was like, oh my gosh, like this could 0:07:12.920 --> 0:07:14.400 be something really cute and organic. 0:07:14.400 --> 0:07:16.000 I still thought you were gonna say a glance under 0:07:16.000 --> 0:07:18.840 the table and yeah, but then I knew that I 0:07:18.880 --> 0:07:21.240 had it with the chance the combination. 0:07:20.840 --> 0:07:22.440 Of no ring and a boner, and I knew I 0:07:22.480 --> 0:07:25.800 was in so anyway, he had no ring. They started 0:07:25.800 --> 0:07:28.560 to flirt with us, and his opening kind of like 0:07:28.680 --> 0:07:30.680 aligned to me was I had this white shirt on 0:07:31.240 --> 0:07:34.920 and it had really big, flared like long sleeves, and 0:07:34.960 --> 0:07:36.800 we're each Italian. So he looks at me and he's like, 0:07:37.200 --> 0:07:38.920 do you want me to roll your sleeves up for you? 0:07:39.000 --> 0:07:41.120 And I was like, yeah, that'd be great because I 0:07:41.120 --> 0:07:42.840 can't eat my food. So I held my hand down, 0:07:42.920 --> 0:07:44.960 he rolled my sleeves up. We had a moment. It 0:07:45.000 --> 0:07:47.680 was really cute. He was like, you know, taking his time, 0:07:47.760 --> 0:07:49.280 and he's like, how am I doing? Like do you 0:07:49.320 --> 0:07:51.880 think I'm gonna keeper kind of thing? So flirty. The 0:07:51.920 --> 0:07:53.880 girls were like, I think this is gonna be a thing. 0:07:53.920 --> 0:07:57.120 I was getting really like great, kept flirting, they bought 0:07:57.160 --> 0:07:59.360 a shots, and it was the most organic thing that 0:07:59.400 --> 0:08:01.559 has happened to me all of twenty twenty. 0:08:01.640 --> 0:08:03.600 Are we talking about the guy? Are we talking about 0:08:03.680 --> 0:08:05.920 the food? 0:08:05.920 --> 0:08:07.440 The guy? The chat? 0:08:07.520 --> 0:08:09.240 It was so easy. He was so hot. He was 0:08:09.240 --> 0:08:09.800 my type. 0:08:09.960 --> 0:08:12.080 So he was wearing a turtle neck and he doesn't 0:08:12.080 --> 0:08:12.800 know how hot he is. 0:08:12.960 --> 0:08:17.280 He had no idea. However, Actually that's that's like my 0:08:17.360 --> 0:08:19.160 most quoted line of twenty twenty when we had to 0:08:19.200 --> 0:08:22.000 look back. He doesn't even know how hot it is. Anyway, 0:08:22.240 --> 0:08:25.400 So they have to leave before us, because obviously, you 0:08:25.440 --> 0:08:27.720 know how you get these two hour bookings. So my 0:08:27.880 --> 0:08:31.280 guy who had been floating for ages passed me over 0:08:31.400 --> 0:08:33.040 a piece of paper with his number on it and 0:08:33.080 --> 0:08:35.640 a smiling face, and it was really cute. Now they 0:08:35.640 --> 0:08:37.560 weren't going yet, they were still packing up. He put 0:08:37.559 --> 0:08:40.800 his number over and he's like call us later, like 0:08:40.840 --> 0:08:43.120 maybe meet up with us. We've got a table, and 0:08:43.280 --> 0:08:46.400 I was like cute. And then my girlfriend Kim, she 0:08:46.520 --> 0:08:48.360 took the number and she's like, I'm just gonna call 0:08:48.400 --> 0:08:50.480 it to see if he answers now, and I was like, 0:08:50.520 --> 0:08:52.400 why would he be giving us a bump stair. She's 0:08:52.440 --> 0:08:54.800 like I don't know. She's like something just seems not right. 0:08:55.200 --> 0:08:57.800 And I'm like, a table of guys flirting with girls 0:08:57.840 --> 0:08:59.520 and they give us their number, what's not right? And 0:08:59.520 --> 0:09:01.319 she's like, so she dialed his number while I was 0:09:01.320 --> 0:09:03.920 still sitting there that he had just given us, and 0:09:03.960 --> 0:09:07.560 his phone didn't light up, and I was like yeah, 0:09:07.559 --> 0:09:10.120 I was like, that's weird. Anyway, she was like, well, 0:09:10.120 --> 0:09:11.880 they're leading us bumpsty and they get up to go 0:09:11.920 --> 0:09:14.000 and I just called him out and I was like wait. 0:09:14.520 --> 0:09:15.679 He's like, well, like why did you give me a 0:09:15.720 --> 0:09:18.120 fake a number? And he's like what And I was like, 0:09:18.679 --> 0:09:20.520 I just called this number and you didn't answer, so like, 0:09:20.840 --> 0:09:22.640 don't like I know that you just gave me a 0:09:22.720 --> 0:09:25.719 fake a number and I couldn't understand. And he's like, oh, 0:09:25.800 --> 0:09:28.199 I didn't. My phone's about to die. This is Brad's number. 0:09:28.320 --> 0:09:31.199 Another guy and I was like, oh, totally fair, makes sense. 0:09:31.240 --> 0:09:33.000 He's like, yeah, so just call us. I just didn't 0:09:33.000 --> 0:09:34.760 want you to call me later. And my phone was dead. 0:09:35.080 --> 0:09:37.680 I was like, see him. I was like, you're overreacting. 0:09:38.240 --> 0:09:41.520 Everything's fine. We go to another bar and we start 0:09:41.559 --> 0:09:43.280 to get hit on by this group of twenty year 0:09:43.280 --> 0:09:44.920 old boys. It was the worst experience of my life. 0:09:44.960 --> 0:09:47.920 So we left. I was like, it was like, you 0:09:47.960 --> 0:09:49.600 know what they said to us, I'm not kidding. This 0:09:49.679 --> 0:09:51.960 was their conversation starter, So what do you think about 0:09:51.960 --> 0:09:53.960 pineapple and pizza? And I was like I'm out. I 0:09:53.960 --> 0:09:55.439 was like, this is I cannot have this conversa. 0:09:55.440 --> 0:09:57.120 I need to elevate the chat. I'm sorry. 0:09:57.280 --> 0:09:59.920 Anyone this online dating, you know that that is like 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:02.360 the most hated question that anyone starts. If you're a 0:10:02.400 --> 0:10:03.920 girl and you're opening with that line, I'm gonna give 0:10:03.960 --> 0:10:05.000 you some advice. Stop that. 0:10:05.240 --> 0:10:07.000 We go someone walking up to you in a bar 0:10:07.080 --> 0:10:09.200 and being like, hey, two truths, one lie, and you're. 0:10:09.120 --> 0:10:10.520 Like, we don't real life. 0:10:11.520 --> 0:10:14.960 You don't do that real life in RL anyway, So 0:10:16.080 --> 0:10:17.520 we get it. We weren't even gonna meet the guys 0:10:17.559 --> 0:10:20.880 because they were going into the city. Then Kim, who 0:10:20.920 --> 0:10:24.040 pranked the guy, gets a message from them because they're 0:10:24.040 --> 0:10:26.240 obviously still chasing us up. This is a few hours later, 0:10:26.280 --> 0:10:28.080 and they're like, hey, we've got another table back where 0:10:28.080 --> 0:10:31.000 you guys are in the east. Come every It'll be 0:10:31.000 --> 0:10:33.560 the greatest night. Everything's free, because like they're already paid 0:10:33.559 --> 0:10:34.560 for the table. 0:10:35.000 --> 0:10:35.280 Great. 0:10:35.440 --> 0:10:37.640 We're like, you know what, They've come all the way back. 0:10:37.720 --> 0:10:40.200 They're pushing for us to come. They're obviously came let's 0:10:40.240 --> 0:10:41.200 go and meet them, and. 0:10:41.120 --> 0:10:43.560 You're like, this is my soulmate, so understanding to go. 0:10:43.720 --> 0:10:45.160 I was like, this is my soulmate. We got along 0:10:45.200 --> 0:10:46.560 so well, it was natural, and I was like I've 0:10:46.559 --> 0:10:48.280 got to give it a go. And guys, as an update, 0:10:48.280 --> 0:10:49.599 he didn't have a turtle neck on, so I was 0:10:49.640 --> 0:10:52.000 like one red flag down. So we go into this 0:10:52.040 --> 0:10:55.760 club and it's just so much fun. We're all dancing. 0:10:56.080 --> 0:10:59.280 My guy is really really flirty. I'm like a teenager. 0:10:59.320 --> 0:11:01.720 I'm like, I got like the butterflies, and I was like, 0:11:01.800 --> 0:11:03.599 this is how it's supposed to be, Like I have 0:11:03.720 --> 0:11:06.600 missed this for all of twenty twenty. He starts like 0:11:06.800 --> 0:11:08.480 dancing with me for a while, then he starts kissing me. 0:11:08.520 --> 0:11:10.080 We're making out on the dance floor. We're having the 0:11:10.080 --> 0:11:12.120 best time. I felt like I was young, like young, 0:11:12.160 --> 0:11:14.679 and I spent twenty twenty in scrubs with COVID patients, 0:11:14.720 --> 0:11:16.240 Like I just felt like, this is how my life 0:11:16.240 --> 0:11:19.560 should be, out meeting people naturally having fun. He's like, 0:11:19.720 --> 0:11:22.400 you are so beautiful. It's like I just when you 0:11:22.440 --> 0:11:23.880 walked in and you were sat next to me, I 0:11:23.920 --> 0:11:25.280 was just like this was meant to be, Like you 0:11:25.280 --> 0:11:27.800 were meant to sit next to me. He's like, you 0:11:27.800 --> 0:11:29.600 didn't hesitate when I started to talk to you. You 0:11:29.640 --> 0:11:32.360 had the banter back. You're funny. He's like, I haven't 0:11:32.360 --> 0:11:34.800 stopped thinking about you all night. I was like, oh 0:11:34.840 --> 0:11:38.880 my god, I've got a boyfriend. 0:11:39.320 --> 0:11:41.000 I was like, this is so great. 0:11:41.400 --> 0:11:43.360 I'm already trying to pick the threadf and like, what 0:11:43.440 --> 0:11:45.240 has this guy done? Why do I hate him? Why 0:11:45.280 --> 0:11:46.920 are we going to find him? In Eggy's house? 0:11:48.040 --> 0:11:52.000 Well, I was thinking, this is it. The girls were 0:11:52.040 --> 0:11:54.520 like this is crazy that. Like my friends were like, 0:11:54.559 --> 0:11:57.400 this is crazy. And my other friend, one of the 0:11:57.400 --> 0:11:59.440 other girls I was with, was like interested in one 0:11:59.440 --> 0:12:01.040 of the other guys, and she had been interested since 0:12:01.040 --> 0:12:02.880 she saw him. They had been talking all night, they'd 0:12:02.920 --> 0:12:04.800 started making out on their own little like. 0:12:04.920 --> 0:12:07.200 It was just I'm getting the feeling that everyone was 0:12:07.200 --> 0:12:08.320 thinking this is crazy. 0:12:08.520 --> 0:12:09.640 It was so prettyly. 0:12:09.920 --> 0:12:11.280 So she was making out with this guy, and she 0:12:11.320 --> 0:12:12.880 was really keen on because she's been seeing a long 0:12:12.920 --> 0:12:16.840 time as well. Anyway, We're sitting down and then I 0:12:16.960 --> 0:12:19.800 looked down at my watch to look at the time, 0:12:19.960 --> 0:12:22.080 and I realized my watch has stopped. So I say 0:12:22.080 --> 0:12:23.640 to him, do you know what the timing is? My 0:12:23.679 --> 0:12:26.400 watch has stopped? Without thinking because he's been drinking, he 0:12:26.440 --> 0:12:29.120 pulls out his phone to check time, and on his 0:12:29.240 --> 0:12:32.280 phone I see a photo of him and a woman 0:12:32.920 --> 0:12:36.240 with his arm around her, very romantic photo in the sunset, 0:12:36.280 --> 0:12:38.000 and I just looked at it, and he clocked that 0:12:38.080 --> 0:12:40.400 I had seen that, threw his phone back in, gave 0:12:40.440 --> 0:12:41.319 me the drink, and he was like, do you want 0:12:41.320 --> 0:12:42.640 to go dance again? And I was like, what was that? 0:12:43.080 --> 0:12:43.720 On your phone? 0:12:43.800 --> 0:12:44.880 Are you fucking kidding me? 0:12:45.000 --> 0:12:45.400 Oh wait? 0:12:45.480 --> 0:12:46.880 I was like, what was that? He's like, well, I 0:12:46.880 --> 0:12:48.880 was like I just saw a woman on your phone. 0:12:48.920 --> 0:12:50.680 I was like, do you have a girlfriend? And he's like, 0:12:50.720 --> 0:12:52.640 what does my sister? I'm like, that is like a 0:12:52.679 --> 0:12:53.920 fucking sister has. 0:12:53.840 --> 0:12:56.319 A photo of them and their sister, and hey, maybe 0:12:56.400 --> 0:12:58.440 they do. Someone's gonna write to me and be like, 0:12:58.480 --> 0:13:02.439 don't hear me, but very few guys have a couple 0:13:02.480 --> 0:13:04.880 of photo of them and their sister on their screensaver. 0:13:05.240 --> 0:13:08.720 I was like, that is not your sister. Told me 0:13:08.760 --> 0:13:10.080 the truth. And he looked at me and I was like, 0:13:10.080 --> 0:13:12.800 tell me, is that your girlfriend? Do you have a girlfriend? 0:13:12.800 --> 0:13:16.120 And I had switched from like this cute fundsies girl. 0:13:16.120 --> 0:13:18.560 Everything's crazy? Yeah, I was so crazy. 0:13:18.640 --> 0:13:20.800 I love you. 0:13:21.400 --> 0:13:21.559 Yeah. 0:13:21.600 --> 0:13:23.400 I started to get really mad, but I was like, 0:13:23.600 --> 0:13:25.760 play it cool. You don't actually know yet. It could 0:13:25.800 --> 0:13:28.640 be anyone. And he looked at me and I was like, 0:13:29.000 --> 0:13:30.520 just tell me. I was like, you have no idea 0:13:30.559 --> 0:13:32.280 what I've been through. And I went like psycho woman. 0:13:32.320 --> 0:13:34.200 And he looked at me and he's like, yes, I 0:13:34.240 --> 0:13:37.000 have a girlfriend, but it's complicated. He goes, it's complicated, 0:13:37.520 --> 0:13:40.400 and I don't know what happened. I just sat there 0:13:40.760 --> 0:13:42.680 and I screamed at the top of my lungs. I 0:13:42.720 --> 0:13:44.720 can't even explain it. I don't. It was like this 0:13:44.800 --> 0:13:47.680 animalistic thing. I just started screaming in the club, and 0:13:47.720 --> 0:13:49.920 it was out of like I wasn't screaming at him. 0:13:49.960 --> 0:13:51.760 It was you know that frustration where you just need 0:13:51.800 --> 0:13:54.640 to yell because you're so mad. I started yelling and 0:13:54.679 --> 0:13:57.120 then I looked at him and I'm not going to 0:13:57.160 --> 0:13:59.120 say what I said to him because it was full 0:13:59.160 --> 0:13:59.679 swear words. 0:14:00.040 --> 0:14:02.320 But I said, what, okay, what the bleed? 0:14:02.400 --> 0:14:03.360 Plea sleeping bleach? 0:14:03.400 --> 0:14:05.000 And he goes, it's piece of bleed. But he goes, 0:14:05.000 --> 0:14:07.040 it's complicated. I'm like, tell me how it's complicated. You 0:14:07.120 --> 0:14:09.160 got a girlfriend, it's not really complication there. He's like, no, 0:14:09.240 --> 0:14:10.920 it is. I want to leave her. I don't want 0:14:10.920 --> 0:14:12.960 to be with her. It's like, I'm on the verge 0:14:12.960 --> 0:14:15.600 of leaving, but I just can't. I'm like, well you can, Like, 0:14:15.600 --> 0:14:17.360 if you're out hooking up with other people, you don't 0:14:17.360 --> 0:14:19.600 want to be with this girl obviously. How long have 0:14:19.640 --> 0:14:21.720 you been together? Like is this a fresh thing that 0:14:21.760 --> 0:14:23.600 you don't know? How to leave, and he just looks sheepish, 0:14:23.640 --> 0:14:25.520 and I was like, tell me how long. He's like 0:14:25.560 --> 0:14:28.680 fourteen years. I was like, okay, fourteen years. She's not 0:14:28.720 --> 0:14:30.680 your girlfriend, is she she's your wife? You're not with 0:14:30.720 --> 0:14:32.720 someone for fourteen years and you haven't married them. And 0:14:32.760 --> 0:14:34.720 he's like, yeah, she's my wife. So I went even 0:14:34.760 --> 0:14:36.520 more bonkers, and I don't want to even tell you 0:14:36.560 --> 0:14:38.840 what I was saying. Then I look over to my 0:14:38.920 --> 0:14:42.040 friend who's making out with his friend. I was like, 0:14:42.160 --> 0:14:44.880 has he got a girlfriend too? And he was like, no, no, 0:14:44.880 --> 0:14:46.680 no he doesn't. I was like, funny that because he 0:14:46.760 --> 0:14:49.040 just told me that he does. He's already admitted at 0:14:49.040 --> 0:14:51.400 a tour and he goes he did, and I was like, 0:14:51.520 --> 0:14:53.400 yes he did, and he's like fuck and I was. 0:14:53.360 --> 0:14:55.120 Like, see he didn't, but I got it out of you. 0:14:55.240 --> 0:14:59.360 Anyway. They all had girlfriend they all had long term 0:14:59.400 --> 0:15:02.520 partners and so backing each other up. So I went 0:15:02.560 --> 0:15:04.680 to this other guy, the friend, and I was like, 0:15:04.960 --> 0:15:08.000 how long's he had a girlfriend for? He's like, oh, 0:15:08.000 --> 0:15:09.680 he doesn't, he's so single. And I'm like, dude, he's 0:15:09.680 --> 0:15:11.680 already told me, so you may as well just out it. 0:15:11.760 --> 0:15:13.360 Like I was just so. My point was I was 0:15:13.400 --> 0:15:15.000 trying to test all the friends there because there were 0:15:15.080 --> 0:15:16.920 ten of them. They all had each other's back and 0:15:16.960 --> 0:15:21.080 were encouraging cheating. Then he said something so so disgusting 0:15:21.160 --> 0:15:23.120 to me. Do you want to know it? Yeah? 0:15:23.160 --> 0:15:25.680 I'm like literally sitting here, guys with my mouth white. 0:15:25.800 --> 0:15:28.480 I was like, I'm just so. I was like, why 0:15:28.480 --> 0:15:30.520 do you all have to be such assholes? I said, 0:15:30.560 --> 0:15:32.880 you seemed so nice and how can I keep getting 0:15:32.880 --> 0:15:35.080 this wrong? He's like, no, like I want to see 0:15:35.120 --> 0:15:37.040 you kind of thing. And I was like, you're married. 0:15:37.160 --> 0:15:38.440 I was no way I would. I was like, if 0:15:38.480 --> 0:15:40.080 you knew anything about me, there's no way I would 0:15:40.080 --> 0:15:43.040 ever touch you. Then he said something to me that 0:15:43.160 --> 0:15:46.680 is the like imagine me yelling at him, saying, you've 0:15:46.680 --> 0:15:49.240 been married for fourteen years, you're discussing pig. This is 0:15:49.240 --> 0:15:50.880 what he said to me as a finisher. And this 0:15:50.920 --> 0:15:55.960 is when I was like, I'm done. He said, I 0:15:56.000 --> 0:15:58.600 feel disgusting him saying it. He said, can I just 0:16:00.000 --> 0:16:01.920 can I just put a finger in and taste you? 0:16:04.720 --> 0:16:07.640 I can't believe they said that, And I'm saying all 0:16:07.640 --> 0:16:09.520