WEBVTT - MINI: Jack's Boy's Weekend

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast. Not's a catch up on

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<v Speaker 1>Patsy's been very unwell with COVID, but she's back. I've

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<v Speaker 1>been poisoned by rivals. You cannot kill me, like John

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<v Speaker 1>Wick the movies which my life is based on. I

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<v Speaker 1>saw a message with won our arrivals the other day,

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<v Speaker 1>just to check it in to see if it was

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<v Speaker 1>Fox that poison me and Nick Cody thinks this has

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<v Speaker 1>got the whiff of Marty. It's a Marty move. This

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred percent it is. So I've got to find

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<v Speaker 1>out then, how was the boys Weekend? Because when we

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<v Speaker 1>were last all together doing the show, you were out

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<v Speaker 1>to go away for this boys weekend that have been

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<v Speaker 1>casting chaos because of all the guys going, one of

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<v Speaker 1>them was going to bring is to Twins and there

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<v Speaker 1>was all that going on. So what happened to the

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<v Speaker 1>boys weekend? Out at your your cabin?

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<v Speaker 2>Actually the number one question I got to asked yesterday

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<v Speaker 2>as we met a hundred of our listeners was did

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<v Speaker 2>those twin girls go on the Boys Weekend? They didn't,

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<v Speaker 2>So Rich stayed back Friday night, looked after the girls.

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<v Speaker 2>Then he came up late on Saturday But the thing

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<v Speaker 2>I was worried about was it was a working, big weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>We had some trees to top down, we had jobs

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<v Speaker 2>to do, solar panels, need to go.

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<v Speaker 1>All of his friends to work on his property, panels

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<v Speaker 1>on his room. Thank you, Master Jack.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't have to you don't have to come. It's

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<v Speaker 2>just an invitation. But no, there will be some working there.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not the old sweatshop managers. And we see you

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<v Speaker 1>don't have to work here, but that water canon is

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<v Speaker 1>just there in case.

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<v Speaker 2>So the I knew we would get up Friday and

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<v Speaker 2>everyone would be giddy to get on the drinks, and

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<v Speaker 2>I had to keep.

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<v Speaker 1>Them of a school trip.

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<v Speaker 2>That was my challenge because I knew that from Saturday morning,

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<v Speaker 2>as soon as the sun comes up, we're in the

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<v Speaker 2>fields working. So I documented audio messages of my night

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<v Speaker 2>on Friday night to try to just to let you

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<v Speaker 2>guys know how I was going. The first one was

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<v Speaker 2>at the pub Friday night. We're at the pub on

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<v Speaker 2>the boys weekend and guess who's the designated driver? Me

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<v Speaker 2>driving my school bus full of little boys around aka

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<v Speaker 2>my friends.

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<v Speaker 1>Already the vibe I'm picking up here is somebod who's

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<v Speaker 1>not happy soldier.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because they're all they were so excited to see

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<v Speaker 2>each other again, and they're all getting drink. Yes, but

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<v Speaker 2>there's work to do the next day. Also, I'm the

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<v Speaker 2>designated driver, so I'm not having fun there. Let's take

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<v Speaker 2>this back to the house. I have one little sip

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<v Speaker 2>of wine before. Also, I forgot to say there's a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of talk of making a bonfire when we get

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<v Speaker 2>back from the pub, and there was also a suggestion

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<v Speaker 2>that we light the fire by burning an arrow. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>firing the bow and arrow. It's only three hours into

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<v Speaker 2>the boys weekend and I'm already wanting to go home.

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<v Speaker 2>This is what I'm dealing with. See, and this is

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<v Speaker 2>what happens to a group of men when they get

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<v Speaker 2>to the remote cabin.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got access to axes, check arrows. Of course you've

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<v Speaker 1>got your arrow. Oh my god, this is the ultimate

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<v Speaker 1>boys weekend. Thankfully, do you have the fire? What happened

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<v Speaker 1>with the fire?

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<v Speaker 2>We did light the bonfire with a flaming arrow. We

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<v Speaker 2>didn't do the flaming arrow. I've convinced them that the

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<v Speaker 2>flaming arrow was dangerous, but they did feel half a

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<v Speaker 2>can like an empty beer of petrol and they threw

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<v Speaker 2>that on the bonfire.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, my lord, Shack.

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<v Speaker 2>A right, final installment of my messages from Friday night.

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<v Speaker 1>When you listen to this, your ears will prick up

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<v Speaker 1>like mine did at the time. Stamper this first. When

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<v Speaker 1>I was hearing this right just now, I thought, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>this must be one am or two am, because that's

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<v Speaker 1>a good night out.

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<v Speaker 2>Not so okay, it's ten for two, sorry, can on

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<v Speaker 2>Friday night.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just get warmed up.

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<v Speaker 2>I've gone to bed. The guys are still mucking around

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<v Speaker 2>out there, having fun with no respect for the work

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<v Speaker 2>that has to be done tomorrow. I tried to turn

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<v Speaker 2>off the lights on them, trying to turn off the

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<v Speaker 2>lights on them, but they continue to have fun. Good night,

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<v Speaker 2>they continue.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't him in the background, Yeah, you're the host.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't turn it at ten forty two.

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<v Speaker 2>I have to be a leader. I thought if I

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<v Speaker 2>went to bed that they'd all go eleven. We can

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<v Speaker 2>party on Saturday night, guys. You know what time though,

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<v Speaker 2>some of them up to three a m.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course. And then how was the work on the

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<v Speaker 1>out in the field.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what? They actually did a commendable job.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually give you in a chair with a shotgun.

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<v Speaker 2>Despite the dustiness, despite the hangover. I fed them bacon

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<v Speaker 2>the eggs the next morning and they worked all day,

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<v Speaker 2>did they You got the parents on the st We

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<v Speaker 2>had to set up the the what do you call it?

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<v Speaker 2>Like we rackets rackings for the power. We can't I

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<v Speaker 2>can't actually expect the prayers to like do electrical work.

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<v Speaker 1>Now to go back into another weekend starting to do

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<v Speaker 1>all that.

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