1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,240 Speaker 1: I may have or may have not, and I'm not 2 00:00:02,320 --> 00:00:03,280 Speaker 1: quite totally sure. 3 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:06,280 Speaker 2: Are you speaking English? Just then? 4 00:00:06,680 --> 00:00:07,280 Speaker 1: What did I say? 5 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:08,240 Speaker 2: I don't know. 6 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:11,720 Speaker 1: I think I may or I may not have embarrassed 7 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:14,480 Speaker 1: to myself. Very very closure. 8 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:34,720 Speaker 2: Welcome back to two Dying Dads. I'm Maddy Jay and 9 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:37,080 Speaker 2: I'm Ash and this is a podcast all about parenting. 10 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:39,280 Speaker 2: It is the good, it is the bad and the 11 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:43,080 Speaker 2: later and same plan for this year. There is no 12 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:45,000 Speaker 2: advice to be given, Ash, What have you done? 13 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:46,200 Speaker 1: It is twenty twenty six. 14 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:50,920 Speaker 2: Well, like technically we are pre recording. We're coming to 15 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:54,800 Speaker 2: you from the past. We recorded this before our holidays. Yeah, 16 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:59,360 Speaker 2: but we'll say it's twenty twenty six. Happy New Year, Ash. 17 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:01,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Stilph. You can do that. You can happen 18 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:02,760 Speaker 1: New Year in January. 19 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:04,200 Speaker 2: Even though this is December. 20 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:08,679 Speaker 1: I'm confused. So I may or may not have embarrassed myself. 21 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:13,200 Speaker 2: Yep. Recently, can I just say I'm sure you have? 22 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:19,600 Speaker 1: Okay, recently I was on a guided tour of the zoo. Okay, 23 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:20,640 Speaker 1: a few weeks back. 24 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:24,080 Speaker 2: Your zoo quota visits are just phenomenal and I'll get 25 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:29,880 Speaker 2: to go on keeping keeping the zoo trade in Australia. 26 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:33,759 Speaker 1: Going I am anyway. So we're on a guided tour 27 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:37,160 Speaker 1: with adults and lots of kids, and I am one 28 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:37,880 Speaker 1: for information. 29 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:38,559 Speaker 2: Okay. 30 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:40,760 Speaker 1: I like to listen to what the zoo keepers saying, 31 00:01:40,959 --> 00:01:43,800 Speaker 1: mainly because I'll get bored otherwise. That's just how my 32 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:45,720 Speaker 1: brain works. I need to listen. I can't just look. 33 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:50,280 Speaker 1: Gotta look. I've gotta look and listen. Yeah, I'm here, 34 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:57,160 Speaker 1: I'm with the same thing. But anyway, so, oh my god, Okay, 35 00:01:57,880 --> 00:02:01,320 Speaker 1: we are going along and he's given his information about 36 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:04,880 Speaker 1: the animals that we are seeing on said tour and how. 37 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:07,640 Speaker 2: A tour would work. I'm sure, yeah, they would go 38 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:10,000 Speaker 2: through and talk about animals that are currently in the 39 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:11,320 Speaker 2: vicinity of the eye. 40 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:13,440 Speaker 1: Looking at it. Yeah, but I can't hear because the 41 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:16,480 Speaker 1: fucking kids are going mental and it's like it was. 42 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:19,480 Speaker 1: It was like my kids and a bunch of kids 43 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:21,239 Speaker 1: that we didn't know that were a similar age. So 44 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:23,800 Speaker 1: they've congregated it and they were overtaking pretty much to 45 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:26,920 Speaker 1: the adults, and I've drifted to the back because I'm like, 46 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,680 Speaker 1: I can't handle this noise anymore. I need to drift 47 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:32,520 Speaker 1: to the back. Anyway, we come around the corner and 48 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:35,200 Speaker 1: it's me at the back with one other dad and 49 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:38,720 Speaker 1: I was like, much quieter back here, isn't it shitty 50 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:42,280 Speaker 1: dad joke? He didn't say anything, and I was like, oh, 51 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:46,320 Speaker 1: maybe that wasn't that funny? And then as we approached 52 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:48,959 Speaker 1: the group, he started to talk to his wife in Chinese? 53 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:52,880 Speaker 1: Might I add? So he would have just what's this 54 00:02:52,919 --> 00:02:55,880 Speaker 1: guy back here rambling on about? Because he can't understand 55 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:56,560 Speaker 1: what I'm saying? 56 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:58,560 Speaker 2: Did he give you like a smile? 57 00:02:58,800 --> 00:02:59,600 Speaker 1: He gave me nothing. 58 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,360 Speaker 2: He just was like unless he understood you and just 59 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:03,359 Speaker 2: didn't find it funny. 60 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:06,720 Speaker 1: See, I don't know, I don't and I will never know. 61 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:07,600 Speaker 2: You're a funny guy. 62 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:10,639 Speaker 1: Thank you, But I don't know if I'm to be 63 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:15,040 Speaker 1: embarrassed or not. What do you think? 64 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:17,080 Speaker 2: It's a hard one. I'm not sure. I'm lost. 65 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:19,000 Speaker 1: Look, I put I showed all my cards. 66 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:20,920 Speaker 2: Did you follow it up? Did you follow it up 67 00:03:20,919 --> 00:03:22,760 Speaker 2: with like what about the penguins? 68 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:25,360 Speaker 1: No? Once he started to speak a different language, I 69 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:28,360 Speaker 1: thought there's a clear language barrier here. I didn't know 70 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:31,000 Speaker 1: you didn't want to say that away from I think 71 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:33,760 Speaker 1: I was so embarrassed. I put all of my cards 72 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:34,240 Speaker 1: on the table. 73 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:37,520 Speaker 2: And I can't get getting slammed at the front, getting 74 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:39,720 Speaker 2: slammed at the back? Where did just leave the tool? 75 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:40,080 Speaker 2: Would you do? 76 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:44,000 Speaker 1: That? Sounds like a good time. I didn't want to 77 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:46,960 Speaker 1: then follow up with another shit joke just because he 78 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,720 Speaker 1: does understand me. It just thinks I'm not funny, because 79 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:51,920 Speaker 1: that would be way more heartbreaking than where. 80 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,560 Speaker 2: People were like, how would your trip to Australia. He's 81 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:56,600 Speaker 2: like the fucking humor, humor and the locals over there. 82 00:03:57,480 --> 00:04:01,160 Speaker 1: I'm an idiot with a mustache and tattoos, jon and observation. 83 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:04,240 Speaker 2: And then he was wrigging out. It was becoming paranor. 84 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:07,400 Speaker 1: It and now he's confused anyway. So that's me. That's 85 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:08,320 Speaker 1: where I'm at right now. 86 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:09,800 Speaker 2: By the time of this coming out, we would have 87 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:13,520 Speaker 2: already spent a holiday together which we were spending, the 88 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:17,800 Speaker 2: plans to spend New Years together. I know, families, families 89 00:04:17,839 --> 00:04:20,440 Speaker 2: together together down south. 90 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,680 Speaker 1: Yes, this renovation that has been going on for what 91 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:26,720 Speaker 1: feels like an eternity a year and a half, that's 92 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:28,080 Speaker 1: an eternity in mind, I did. 93 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:33,000 Speaker 2: This for you and your family. Rich I every night 94 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:37,000 Speaker 2: when I was there, slaving over choices of different paint 95 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:40,320 Speaker 2: color swatches, what tire look or out color? Do I use? 96 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:41,640 Speaker 1: I leave Laura to change your mind. 97 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:45,120 Speaker 2: And I did this aid to keep my wife happy, 98 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:48,600 Speaker 2: but b to provide you an incredible experience over the 99 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:49,480 Speaker 2: Christmas holidays. 100 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:51,680 Speaker 1: Oh thank you very much, and I will update the 101 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:54,760 Speaker 1: listeners when we do return. But I am excited to 102 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:57,880 Speaker 1: see the finished product because it's been nothing. But the 103 00:04:57,920 --> 00:05:01,239 Speaker 1: renovation is the renovation house. There's a baby in there somewhere, 104 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:05,400 Speaker 1: Renovation here, renovation there, and I am excited to see it. 105 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:08,200 Speaker 2: You're welcome and to the listener. I hope you guys 106 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:11,240 Speaker 2: have had a great break. Yeah, this is confusing because 107 00:05:11,279 --> 00:05:14,760 Speaker 2: we are housekeeping. I have to give you a really 108 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:17,320 Speaker 2: quick update on pram parking. Oh yeah, it's a topic 109 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:20,279 Speaker 2: that we have discussed last year. I have an update. 110 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:22,320 Speaker 2: Go on, okay, I want you to look at the 111 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:24,560 Speaker 2: picture on your phone. And just for those listening to, 112 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:27,280 Speaker 2: the debate was if you park at a shopping center 113 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:30,839 Speaker 2: which has the pram parking, do you physically need to 114 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:32,880 Speaker 2: have a PRAM in the car? Or is the pram 115 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:37,839 Speaker 2: simply a symbol to represent a young child? But I 116 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:40,239 Speaker 2: also think that there should just be like a photo 117 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:43,479 Speaker 2: or a symbol of a car seat. So I feel 118 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:45,440 Speaker 2: like majority of people said if you have a car 119 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:48,240 Speaker 2: seat or child in a car seat, that warrants that 120 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:49,200 Speaker 2: type of parking. 121 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:50,680 Speaker 1: I do like this photo. 122 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:52,760 Speaker 2: What does it say? Read it out? 123 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:55,280 Speaker 1: First of all, I love how you've got your feet 124 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:59,680 Speaker 1: in this photo. I'm really liking that fresh air conditioning 125 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:03,120 Speaker 1: in those rocks. That's for sure, very sweaty in the crocs. Yeah, 126 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:07,720 Speaker 1: sweaty boy, mimmy feet. It does say reserved from parents 127 00:06:07,839 --> 00:06:12,120 Speaker 1: with prams boom and a picture of a pram. So 128 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:14,960 Speaker 1: I would say, where is this? 129 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:18,920 Speaker 2: That is Bondai Junction east Gate shopping Center. 130 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,080 Speaker 1: So is it a Westfield? 131 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:21,240 Speaker 2: No, it's east Gate? 132 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:24,000 Speaker 1: What's that you have that over there in north Gate? 133 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:25,640 Speaker 1: What is it? 134 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:26,520 Speaker 2: It's Eastgate? 135 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:28,159 Speaker 1: We don't get it. Is that what you're saying? 136 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:30,520 Speaker 2: No, I'm just that's what it is. I'm telling you 137 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:32,440 Speaker 2: it is. That is the name of the shopping center. 138 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:35,200 Speaker 1: Fuck us in the slums. Don't get it. So you've 139 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:38,280 Speaker 1: got fancy and also will say much fancier. 140 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:40,839 Speaker 2: Can I just say all they have at east Gate? 141 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:44,160 Speaker 2: They have a sushi shop, they have Aldi, and they 142 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:47,520 Speaker 2: have Kmart and lick Land and a. 143 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:52,039 Speaker 1: Restaurant that serves nothing but seafood mo and huruh No, 144 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:54,760 Speaker 1: we're leaving that back in twenty twenty five, but technically 145 00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:56,560 Speaker 1: we're in twenty twenty five, so that Joe. 146 00:06:56,640 --> 00:07:03,479 Speaker 2: Yeah, look, I'm just saying that I think does this 147 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:08,000 Speaker 2: answer the question that those signs me you need to 148 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:08,760 Speaker 2: have the PRAM in the car. 149 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:10,840 Speaker 1: I don't think that's a legally binding sign. 150 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:13,760 Speaker 2: It's not legally binding, but it's it's that it removes 151 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:14,920 Speaker 2: the confusion. 152 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:17,960 Speaker 1: In an Eastgate. It does. But if you've if you 153 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:18,920 Speaker 1: only shot. 154 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:22,600 Speaker 2: They've used the international symbol for parenting. 155 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:27,080 Speaker 1: If you google, just quickly, if you google the sign 156 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:30,560 Speaker 1: for adult part or parking at a normal shopping center, 157 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:34,840 Speaker 1: not one of these rich ones. It's Eastgate, Bro, Why 158 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:40,720 Speaker 1: are you getting defensive? We don't have Eastgate over there. 159 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:42,320 Speaker 1: We have a Worrywood Square. 160 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:45,320 Speaker 2: Do you trust NRMA to give you the answer? 161 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:45,880 Speaker 1: Yes? I do? 162 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:46,480 Speaker 2: Okay, good? 163 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,760 Speaker 1: What's the sign? Look like? This is what I'm trying 164 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:49,880 Speaker 1: to say. What's the actual symbol? 165 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:52,960 Speaker 2: Look like it's it's it's white pram. 166 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:54,240 Speaker 1: Can I see the pram? 167 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:54,600 Speaker 2: Yeah? 168 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:56,239 Speaker 1: Okay, this is where I'm at here. 169 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:59,720 Speaker 2: Look, I'm a fucking l You can just give us 170 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:03,920 Speaker 2: a quick cancer. Stick to prams were invented in eighteen. 171 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:06,360 Speaker 1: Stick to comprehensive insurance. 172 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,400 Speaker 2: The short answer is that legally, there is nothing to 173 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:13,040 Speaker 2: prevent a person without a PRAM or infant parking in that. 174 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:17,080 Speaker 1: Spot or infant. I'm more like the PRAM depicted in 175 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:19,920 Speaker 1: this picture is different to the PRAM depicted in every 176 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:23,080 Speaker 1: other picture. So this one's very based off a very 177 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:27,920 Speaker 1: expensive model, the bugaboo, if you ask me, and the 178 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:29,640 Speaker 1: rest of them are more of the common man. 179 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:32,040 Speaker 2: That's a baby B pram, a baby B thank you 180 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:36,520 Speaker 2: very much. Are you having a stroke today? 181 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:38,359 Speaker 1: No? Okay, all right, okay. 182 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:40,040 Speaker 2: Because you didn't have lunch. That's the problem. 183 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:42,000 Speaker 1: The jury is out still, is that what I'm saying? 184 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:44,360 Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm waiting for Jahanna to get back 185 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:44,600 Speaker 1: to me. 186 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:47,480 Speaker 2: Can I have a little update if I may. We 187 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:49,280 Speaker 2: have found a babysitter. 188 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:56,959 Speaker 1: Nanny. Thank you nanny. Yes, okay, we have Disney working couple. 189 00:08:57,200 --> 00:09:00,000 Speaker 2: We have decided. I went to a couple of days 190 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:03,600 Speaker 2: cares for Poppy. Fuck. They were bad, they were bad. 191 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:06,800 Speaker 1: I went to one daycaree. No, she's too young. 192 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:10,560 Speaker 2: She obviously we wouldn't we wouldn't send her until I 193 00:09:10,559 --> 00:09:14,280 Speaker 2: don't know, like twelve months maybe, But I went to 194 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:18,120 Speaker 2: one daycare local to me and it was booked in. 195 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:20,760 Speaker 2: I popped in there. I went into the like the 196 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:23,800 Speaker 2: infant room, like those kids were like round about twelve 197 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:28,120 Speaker 2: months is this? I was excited. I was excited to 198 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:31,199 Speaker 2: see the kids. And the kids were just each one 199 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:35,960 Speaker 2: of them screaming, covered in snot covered in food, to 200 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,160 Speaker 2: the point where I was like, do you want me 201 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:39,160 Speaker 2: to pick up one of these kids? They look like 202 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:40,520 Speaker 2: they're all in a bit of distress. 203 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:41,440 Speaker 1: You guys need to teach us. 204 00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:43,720 Speaker 2: No, No, that's fine anyway, So we normally do lunchtime 205 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:46,280 Speaker 2: at this time we can go outside the little pay 206 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:49,240 Speaker 2: pen and I was like, someone needs to look after 207 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:52,600 Speaker 2: these kids. And I was like, I don't know about 208 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:55,000 Speaker 2: sending my kids. And Laura was like, how was it? 209 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:57,880 Speaker 2: And I was like, that was really good. We should 210 00:09:57,880 --> 00:09:58,880 Speaker 2: put it out on the waitlist. 211 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:01,360 Speaker 1: Oh god, it might have just been a bad time. 212 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:03,720 Speaker 2: And also, do you know what I reckon? Do you 213 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:06,600 Speaker 2: know what I think? It's like the squeaky wheel gets 214 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:09,760 Speaker 2: the oil. You're just still my saying as I always say, 215 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:14,240 Speaker 2: or it never said that if you will the squeaky floorboard. 216 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:14,880 Speaker 1: Get the extra naile. 217 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:18,439 Speaker 2: I just made that up, as I've always said shirt 218 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:23,400 Speaker 2: and I Poppy is such a chiller. She's such a chiller, 219 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:25,640 Speaker 2: and I worry that she that they'll be like, oh, 220 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:28,080 Speaker 2: she's fine because she just won't cry, so she won't 221 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:28,760 Speaker 2: get much attention. 222 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:30,480 Speaker 1: Okay, that's it. 223 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:34,080 Speaker 2: But one of the parents from daycare were like, Hey, 224 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:36,920 Speaker 2: we're moving to the Northern Beaches and we've got this 225 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:39,560 Speaker 2: amazing nanny, incredible nanny. 226 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,760 Speaker 1: First of all, I haven't approved this move to the 227 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:43,640 Speaker 1: Northern Beaches these people. 228 00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:45,560 Speaker 2: Because you're the king of Northern be Thank you. 229 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:47,840 Speaker 1: I'll oversee the move, make sure everything runs smooth. 230 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:50,880 Speaker 2: So they are moving there. Nanny who was in Bondai 231 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:53,920 Speaker 2: didn't want to move, and they were like, you can 232 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:54,720 Speaker 2: have her if you want. 233 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:59,360 Speaker 1: Like you're just handing her over. We're regifting this one 234 00:11:00,679 --> 00:11:01,600 Speaker 1: the fuck. 235 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:04,440 Speaker 2: I called her Christmas her up and I'm like, I'm 236 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:05,120 Speaker 2: not your family. 237 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:08,040 Speaker 1: She's like the fucking referred to me as Daddy from 238 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:08,440 Speaker 1: now on. 239 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:13,280 Speaker 2: No, we had an interview and she's great and she's 240 00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:15,240 Speaker 2: well vetted from this other family. She was with him 241 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:16,000 Speaker 2: for two years. 242 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:17,720 Speaker 1: Have you checked the driving record. 243 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:19,480 Speaker 2: She has a license. 244 00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:21,439 Speaker 1: Nice And if you don't know what I'm talking about. 245 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:24,400 Speaker 1: Last year Matt spoke about nanny that he hired, did 246 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:27,440 Speaker 1: check a driving record. She went on to hit a pedestrian. 247 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:29,880 Speaker 2: I thought she was great. I thought she was fantastic. 248 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:30,360 Speaker 1: She was great. 249 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:33,360 Speaker 2: So h she completely led in an interview. But so 250 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:35,920 Speaker 2: this is great because it's vetted from the other family. 251 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:37,000 Speaker 1: Like she that's good, that's good. 252 00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:40,599 Speaker 2: Get except it was a little bit awkward when we 253 00:11:40,679 --> 00:11:44,600 Speaker 2: had her for the interview. And obviously I love Nana, 254 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:45,920 Speaker 2: love Na. 255 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:49,679 Speaker 1: I just seen Na be like, is this my replacement? 256 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:53,480 Speaker 2: So Nana is seventy three, and she's been through a lot, 257 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:56,200 Speaker 2: and she gets tired easily as you would at seventy three, 258 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:59,679 Speaker 2: and being through a number of health issues. Okay, she's 259 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,760 Speaker 2: got a had foot also, so she can't take the 260 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:05,480 Speaker 2: kids out of the house. Really, she love her to death, 261 00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:07,040 Speaker 2: but can barely take buster for a walk. 262 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:09,960 Speaker 1: I can just picture you interviewing this this nanny and 263 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:14,240 Speaker 1: she's like about a driving record, just trying to throw 264 00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:14,840 Speaker 1: her under the bar. 265 00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:18,560 Speaker 2: Ellie was cooking in the kitchen here, so where we are, 266 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:20,960 Speaker 2: we were sitting as we are now on the table, 267 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:25,000 Speaker 2: and Ellie's banging pots and pans, and I was like, 268 00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:27,280 Speaker 2: you know, we can you do you like to cook? 269 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,160 Speaker 2: I love to cook. And then Ellie's just. 270 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:35,120 Speaker 1: Like I also like to cook. Bog bug bug bum. 271 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:38,360 Speaker 2: And I was after, I was like, you know what, 272 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:40,960 Speaker 2: you're not upset by that? What would I be? 273 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:48,040 Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I had a friend once, poor 274 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:48,600 Speaker 3: old Doug. 275 00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:51,439 Speaker 1: She does. She don't understand that. She's she's pretty much 276 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:52,160 Speaker 1: being relieved. 277 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:57,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like it's awkward. It's a bit awkward. I mean, 278 00:12:57,880 --> 00:13:02,200 Speaker 2: I don't want Ellie to work that hard. And also 279 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:04,640 Speaker 2: because we've got to record here, so Poppy's got to 280 00:13:04,679 --> 00:13:07,640 Speaker 2: be out of the house and they can't do those things. 281 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:11,520 Speaker 1: She's also a bit clumsy, very clumsy. Remember she felt 282 00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:15,040 Speaker 1: on the escalator she with Marley. How did we go 283 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:16,160 Speaker 1: on a cruise with her? 284 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:18,960 Speaker 2: And she I don't know. I was worried. I like 285 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:21,640 Speaker 2: locked the balcony door because I was I can't trust 286 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:22,440 Speaker 2: Ellen a balcony. 287 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:24,200 Speaker 1: You changed tables at the restaurant. 288 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:29,000 Speaker 2: It's like, oh, but she's not listening. But I love 289 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:29,840 Speaker 2: you Dearly. 290 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:32,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, as do I do. I So congratulations, thank you. 291 00:13:33,559 --> 00:13:36,400 Speaker 1: What's the what's the family like from the northern Bass. Well, 292 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:39,640 Speaker 1: now that they lovely, really nice, really nice. 293 00:13:39,679 --> 00:13:40,920 Speaker 2: I have never met the day I want to start 294 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:41,400 Speaker 2: a podcast. 295 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:42,800 Speaker 1: He will saving me a lot on driving. 296 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:46,320 Speaker 2: He's in finance, so good luck with that high finance. 297 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:57,880 Speaker 1: You would have a finance friend house his portfolio. Ah, 298 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:02,600 Speaker 1: very good. Well, congratulations, I got breaking news for you, 299 00:14:02,679 --> 00:14:04,120 Speaker 1: my friend. 300 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:07,760 Speaker 2: And if then I just say I was hoping praying 301 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:10,320 Speaker 2: that there was breaking news, would it be breaking? 302 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:13,559 Speaker 1: If it's relevant, it'll still be relevant. It'll still be relevant. 303 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:19,560 Speaker 1: It's breaking now and forever. So just to paint you 304 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:22,400 Speaker 1: a picture. If you do have kids in the car, 305 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:25,880 Speaker 1: I would say, turn this right up because I'm about 306 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:29,640 Speaker 1: to help you breaking news. Boy in Malaysia loses twelve 307 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:34,400 Speaker 1: teeth after years of sleeping without brushing his teeth. But 308 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:37,600 Speaker 1: that's the breaking news, okay, And the reason why I'm 309 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:41,760 Speaker 1: giving this off the bat first in the year, because 310 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:44,240 Speaker 1: I want to help the parents of this great nation 311 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:51,640 Speaker 1: get their kids to break. Sure. It looks very upset, 312 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:53,680 Speaker 1: he looks. So if you kids are listening in your 313 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:58,200 Speaker 1: in the car right now with your parents, parent, guardian, 314 00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:00,360 Speaker 1: whatever you want to call them, what I'm say saying 315 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:03,160 Speaker 1: is if you don't brush your teeth, kids. 316 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:07,120 Speaker 2: You get your news sources from, you will lose twelve teeth. 317 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:11,160 Speaker 1: That's that's just what happens. So I think what you 318 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:14,160 Speaker 1: should do is go home, have a good hard look 319 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:17,920 Speaker 1: at yourself, and brush your teeth. And this year, I 320 00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:19,360 Speaker 1: want to if I'm going to bring breaking news to 321 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:21,920 Speaker 1: the table, I wanted to also be helpful. And this 322 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:24,920 Speaker 1: one I find is helpful. Now if you go through. 323 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:27,000 Speaker 2: It the last time we run this segment. 324 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:33,520 Speaker 1: What parents can learn Brushing before bedtime is vital for 325 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:34,280 Speaker 1: young children. 326 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:36,840 Speaker 2: Can't tell if you're ignoring me intentionally. 327 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:41,239 Speaker 1: I am continued. So he began, he began having headaches 328 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:46,760 Speaker 1: and poor appetite. Wait a minute, my kids have terrible appetite. 329 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:50,760 Speaker 1: What else? How it started? The boy often fell asleep 330 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:53,040 Speaker 1: without brushing after milk feeds. 331 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:55,720 Speaker 2: What do you mean he's like thirteen. 332 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,560 Speaker 1: Letting sugar sit on his teeth through the night. So 333 00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:03,480 Speaker 1: you heard it here first, kids, brush your fucking teeth. Anyway, 334 00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:07,240 Speaker 1: that's breaking news. And we'll be back next week with 335 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:13,080 Speaker 1: breaking news. But it is the new year, Matt, and 336 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:17,560 Speaker 1: what happens in new years? People have resolutions, resolutions they might. 337 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:20,320 Speaker 2: Never last what's one that you succeeded on? 338 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:22,840 Speaker 1: Well, this is awkward. 339 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:28,720 Speaker 2: I've never can I'll be honest, I've never I've never planned, like, 340 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:30,000 Speaker 2: I've never had a resolution. 341 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:33,840 Speaker 1: I only have done silly ones. Go on, I don't 342 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:35,840 Speaker 1: really remember them. What about this year? You got to 343 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:37,840 Speaker 1: have something that you want to achieve, something you want 344 00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:38,120 Speaker 1: to do. 345 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:43,840 Speaker 2: What I would like us to do? Ash No, Obviously 346 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:48,400 Speaker 2: there was an outpouring of emotion when we announced the 347 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:51,040 Speaker 2: calendar was not coming back. Oh yeah, so I think 348 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:52,720 Speaker 2: first on the list, we want to do another calendar. 349 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:56,880 Speaker 2: The gaze hated that, the gays and and we're not happy, 350 00:16:57,080 --> 00:17:01,760 Speaker 2: not happy. But also it's it's like when it's like, 351 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:05,080 Speaker 2: what a really popular music artist dies, everyone's like, oh 352 00:17:05,119 --> 00:17:07,080 Speaker 2: my god, I loved him. Well buy his albums then 353 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,600 Speaker 2: before we die, Like, buy the calendars. We will sit 354 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:10,440 Speaker 2: on a palette. 355 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:11,280 Speaker 1: Exactly right. 356 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:12,200 Speaker 2: You didn't buy enough. 357 00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:13,480 Speaker 1: And I was getting threats. 358 00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:15,560 Speaker 2: There was no sense of urgency for us. 359 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:17,800 Speaker 1: People were threaten when they found out I was getting 360 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:18,879 Speaker 1: threatened with nudes. 361 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,560 Speaker 2: But we're from gays, Like, I'll send you a picture 362 00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:25,880 Speaker 2: of my I'll do it. So we will do the calendar. 363 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:29,160 Speaker 2: I would like us to do an event. A live 364 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:35,160 Speaker 2: show could be shows or singular you were me somewhere. 365 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:37,040 Speaker 1: I don't feel like doing any of that, but thank you. No, 366 00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:40,400 Speaker 1: I'm kidding. I agree, I think, But what about personally? 367 00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:45,320 Speaker 2: Personally? I would like to run a marathon. No, it's 368 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:48,479 Speaker 2: lame myself in the throat when I say that. 369 00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:50,240 Speaker 1: I wanted to jump across the table. 370 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:51,280 Speaker 2: Sweet? 371 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:53,800 Speaker 1: What else she got? 372 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:58,600 Speaker 2: High rocks? Do you know? What? 373 00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:00,720 Speaker 1: Do you know? What to do? On a traveler internationally? 374 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:01,600 Speaker 1: To do high rocks? 375 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:07,560 Speaker 2: God? I would like to learn Spanish? 376 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:11,200 Speaker 1: You just copying me? Now I say Portuguese. So between 377 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:14,040 Speaker 1: the two of us we've got most South American countries covered, 378 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:17,520 Speaker 1: all right? Me? For me, I don't know what yet. 379 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:21,080 Speaker 1: I want to learn something new. I'm tossing up language. 380 00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:25,400 Speaker 1: I actually a new Year's resolution. I've had go yes 381 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:26,440 Speaker 1: you with a finger in the air. 382 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:28,320 Speaker 2: I would like to learn how to sail. 383 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:33,200 Speaker 1: Sell or sale both sale. 384 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,280 Speaker 2: I want to say I want to join a sailing club. 385 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:42,119 Speaker 1: Oh god, what what do you do for fun? I 386 00:18:42,359 --> 00:18:44,960 Speaker 1: quite often asked myself about what does Maddie J do 387 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:46,679 Speaker 1: other than hanging out with me? What do you do 388 00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:47,240 Speaker 1: for fun? 389 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:48,160 Speaker 2: That's it? 390 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:53,080 Speaker 1: You think about that one day you want to sail? Oh, gee, Gollie, 391 00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:58,919 Speaker 1: mister so fun? What's fun? Matt? Just thinking about sailing? 392 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:03,800 Speaker 1: Fuck you? Oh, come on, give me something? 393 00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:05,160 Speaker 2: What are you? What did you say? 394 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:07,560 Speaker 1: For the last three years, my resolution has that I 395 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:08,560 Speaker 1: wanted to learn piano. 396 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:09,879 Speaker 2: Oh, you fucking loser? 397 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:14,320 Speaker 1: What are you? M Yeah, Jesus, that's a normal thing. 398 00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:16,399 Speaker 1: Are you living in the fifties? You're like, I'm going 399 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:22,000 Speaker 1: to pull up to bond over jazz jazz specifically, yes, 400 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:25,080 Speaker 1: after watching that year? Since jazz been last year? 401 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:27,280 Speaker 2: You want to learn to play a piano? How is? 402 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:29,560 Speaker 2: How is learning how to say anything? Well? 403 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:32,160 Speaker 1: I have a multitude of other hobbies that are already 404 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:35,720 Speaker 1: excelled in Matt. Maybe one sounds lame? 405 00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:37,120 Speaker 2: Say it? 406 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:38,920 Speaker 1: Racing online? 407 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:43,000 Speaker 2: Okay, I can pack game. 408 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:46,320 Speaker 1: Me and my friends get to the games on line? Anyway? 409 00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:50,720 Speaker 2: Am I going to a reconcumulator? Sorry? You guys can 410 00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:51,320 Speaker 2: got to my hat? 411 00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:54,439 Speaker 1: Well, at least I don't have a sweat, have a 412 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:57,760 Speaker 1: sweat draped over my shoulders and talking about start it 413 00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:01,479 Speaker 1: or whatever? Think about yield the waist coats from the 414 00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:04,240 Speaker 1: top manholes. 415 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:06,639 Speaker 2: All those adventurers. 416 00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:08,040 Speaker 1: Out there, they've got real goals. 417 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:10,440 Speaker 2: People who you know, Yeah, but they're real men. 418 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:11,560 Speaker 1: Matthew, we are. 419 00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:12,120 Speaker 2: I'm a man. 420 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:16,639 Speaker 1: Don't you shove your legs? You shaved chest, I trimmed it. 421 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:21,360 Speaker 1: We are. That's we are fucking pathetic. There's one thing 422 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,960 Speaker 1: to say to sum this up is maybe this year 423 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:25,120 Speaker 1: we could be less pathetic. 424 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:27,720 Speaker 2: I want to I do want to, like, I want 425 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:30,760 Speaker 2: to learn a skill, maybe dance class, I don't know. 426 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:32,000 Speaker 2: Let's move on. 427 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,199 Speaker 1: You are a dance family. 428 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:33,919 Speaker 2: Thank you. 429 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:34,679 Speaker 1: Okay, moving on? 430 00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:36,040 Speaker 2: Do you know what rule I want to try and 431 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:39,600 Speaker 2: get better at? This is my goal. This is this 432 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:43,240 Speaker 2: is it. This is all that joking and the malarkey 433 00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:43,879 Speaker 2: we had before. 434 00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:45,320 Speaker 1: Laki, great work, thank you. 435 00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:47,760 Speaker 2: But this is now, honestly, hand on heart, this is 436 00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:50,720 Speaker 2: what I want to change for twenty twenty six. I 437 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:54,359 Speaker 2: want to be off my phone from the moment I 438 00:20:54,359 --> 00:20:57,240 Speaker 2: pick up the kids to when they go to bed. 439 00:20:57,680 --> 00:20:59,280 Speaker 1: Well, what if I need you, you. 440 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:03,200 Speaker 2: Can contact me, call Laura. She won't pick up, she's useless. 441 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,639 Speaker 2: That's my plan. So I want to leave my phone 442 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,600 Speaker 2: in the car. So from three point thirty five o'clock 443 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,360 Speaker 2: because I've got to after schoolcare. 444 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:14,600 Speaker 1: Just extend that out to a better. Yeah, I just 445 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,560 Speaker 1: want to have no phone on the drive home. 446 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:19,040 Speaker 2: So I can that's my plan. 447 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:22,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pretty good. Actually, i'll give you that. Think 448 00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:26,440 Speaker 1: you I'm not that dedicated, but I don't. Yeah, I 449 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:32,399 Speaker 1: don't really have anything serious. You're drinking maybe excuse me. Sorry, 450 00:21:33,119 --> 00:21:34,800 Speaker 1: I'm currently ten days sober right now. 451 00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:36,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, I enjoy it is not going to last. 452 00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:38,720 Speaker 1: Oh my god. 453 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:43,760 Speaker 3: Fuck, I'm gonna go home and have a drink now. 454 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:48,280 Speaker 3: I guess we'll find out. I apologize. No, that's all right, 455 00:21:48,359 --> 00:21:50,760 Speaker 3: I apologize. I've been pretty good this year. I would 456 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:54,560 Speaker 3: like to think that's some stage. I've been pretty good 457 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:55,560 Speaker 3: for the last ten days. 458 00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,919 Speaker 2: You've been phenomenal, really good. I'm proud of you. 459 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:02,600 Speaker 1: Ten days. That's all year, No, ten days straight. Yeah, 460 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:04,639 Speaker 1: I don't really have anything like. Oh, I don't know. 461 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,760 Speaker 1: If you do, have a decent resolution, put it in 462 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:09,120 Speaker 1: the Facebook group and we'll read it out. 463 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:14,919 Speaker 2: Maybe. Sorry, So really coming this story one story I 464 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,399 Speaker 2: forgot to tell you last year. So it was like 465 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:22,160 Speaker 2: the last day of daycare that I was picking up Lola. Okay, okay, 466 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,679 Speaker 2: and this is kid I want to call him Hunter. No, 467 00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:26,639 Speaker 2: it's not this fake name, but it's just the hunter's 468 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:27,280 Speaker 2: a naughty name. 469 00:22:27,359 --> 00:22:29,359 Speaker 1: Now let's go with the j name. His name was 470 00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:31,720 Speaker 1: James fucking James picking. 471 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:35,360 Speaker 2: Up Lola and he looks he comes over as kid, 472 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,000 Speaker 2: and I was like, trying to find a bag and 473 00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:38,359 Speaker 2: make sure a water bottles in her back, so I 474 00:22:38,359 --> 00:22:40,520 Speaker 2: always get the water bottle. It's a bloody nightmare get home. 475 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:41,760 Speaker 2: And I was like, there's a water bottle. I'm like, 476 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,639 Speaker 2: I don't know where the water bottle is. Look at 477 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:46,400 Speaker 2: the water bottle, right, I had a lot of water 478 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:49,119 Speaker 2: bottle there, thank you. And this kid is is like 479 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:53,000 Speaker 2: he's laughing at it, and I was like, this kid 480 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:56,840 Speaker 2: about and then he goes, she scared of me, haha, 481 00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,159 Speaker 2: scared of me? And I was like what. And then 482 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:02,520 Speaker 2: he goes she thinks I'm gonna punch her in the face, 483 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:04,840 Speaker 2: and I was like what. 484 00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:08,240 Speaker 1: Now he did not know that you're a future sour. 485 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:12,760 Speaker 2: Ow dare you? Dare you disrespect my story like that? 486 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,920 Speaker 2: And I just I just grabbed his kid by the arm. 487 00:23:17,119 --> 00:23:19,680 Speaker 1: And I was like, you grabbed a child by the 488 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:23,720 Speaker 1: arm gently, Okay, you approach this child. 489 00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:26,919 Speaker 2: I grab the kid's arm, okay, fair enough, and I 490 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:28,960 Speaker 2: walk him over to the teacher. Oh you are that 491 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:32,080 Speaker 2: is clever and poor teacher who's lovely by the way. 492 00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:33,680 Speaker 1: Honestly, I thought this was going in a different direction. 493 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:34,400 Speaker 1: But good for. 494 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:39,719 Speaker 2: You, so bount this nutty. So the teacher's like, have 495 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:41,520 Speaker 2: a good afternoon, and I was like, can you come 496 00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:43,960 Speaker 2: here for a second. I apologize her. Later I was like, 497 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:47,080 Speaker 2: I'm sorry, and I was like, this kid here is 498 00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:50,600 Speaker 2: talking in a way that's very inappropriate. And his kid 499 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:54,400 Speaker 2: was like, holy fuck, you're going to learn today care 500 00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:57,320 Speaker 2: and Lola was like Jesus. And I was like, I 501 00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:59,320 Speaker 2: think you should speak to him about his words and 502 00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:01,760 Speaker 2: how in a pro for it they are. And I'm like, 503 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:04,880 Speaker 2: oh god, got worked up. I was like, I will 504 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:08,720 Speaker 2: fucking die for my child. I will kill this note Sorry. 505 00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:09,520 Speaker 1: You said you will die for you. 506 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:11,960 Speaker 2: In my head, I was just like, I will protect 507 00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:16,320 Speaker 2: I will protect Lola like my life depends on it. 508 00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:18,280 Speaker 2: Even if she's being picked on by a four year 509 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:21,600 Speaker 2: old boy. I will go into battle for her. 510 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:25,960 Speaker 1: Poor kid picked the wrong dad, But I think we're 511 00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:31,760 Speaker 1: talking about the kid who beats you up. Though she 512 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:39,000 Speaker 1: was like she's like that's cute, dad, But the. 513 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:41,600 Speaker 2: Nerve of this kid to do that in front of 514 00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:44,439 Speaker 2: in front of me, knowing that I'm the parent picking 515 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:46,520 Speaker 2: her up. It's a kid. He wasn't scared of nothing. 516 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:48,919 Speaker 1: But like, where does he Where did that come from? Like, 517 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,639 Speaker 1: where's what's the origin story? 518 00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:53,840 Speaker 2: Apparently he's one of three boys and they're just they're 519 00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:55,600 Speaker 2: all very naughty boys. 520 00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:58,960 Speaker 1: There's a good chance he probably likes her. 521 00:24:59,200 --> 00:24:59,679 Speaker 2: I don't know. 522 00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:04,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, little kid, you just like, yeah, there is a 523 00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:08,200 Speaker 1: mum that does have kids at the school. My son 524 00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:10,360 Speaker 1: goes to like five boys. 525 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:11,639 Speaker 2: Oh my god. 526 00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:14,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, and you can tell by the last boy she's 527 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:15,160 Speaker 1: given up. 528 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:17,280 Speaker 2: She's just she gave up. 529 00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:20,239 Speaker 1: She's like just punched the ship out of whoever you want. Yea. 530 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:23,280 Speaker 1: So did the teacher say, let go of my child? 531 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:25,720 Speaker 2: She was good, She was good, She was good, And 532 00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,000 Speaker 2: I was like, sorry about that good thing. 533 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:28,680 Speaker 1: It'll come back. 534 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,199 Speaker 2: The good thing that he's going to lull of school. 535 00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:35,680 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's going to miss her. That's what I think. 536 00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:37,520 Speaker 1: I think he's got a little crush on your daughter. 537 00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:39,399 Speaker 2: I can't wait to never see little. 538 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,680 Speaker 1: James as your first and last interaction with Little James. 539 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:44,960 Speaker 1: Oh no, Jesus, he'll be a Jimmy one day. 540 00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:49,040 Speaker 2: Do you ever do you ever get sick on swings? 541 00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:54,840 Speaker 1: Dude? I can't. I cannot do it. At first, I thought, 542 00:25:55,640 --> 00:26:00,199 Speaker 1: I what is this feeling? And then I thought, this 543 00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:01,440 Speaker 1: is motion sickness. 544 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:03,320 Speaker 2: It's what's that about. 545 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:06,120 Speaker 1: It's like when you hit your thirties, they're like, check 546 00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:08,120 Speaker 1: this box. This guy's because motion sickness. 547 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, why is it? When you hit thirty your motion 548 00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:13,480 Speaker 2: sickness just ramps up to it. I was It's like 549 00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:15,240 Speaker 2: I was hungover all day because I was on the 550 00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:16,720 Speaker 2: swing for three minutes. 551 00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:19,920 Speaker 1: And it's like every park is just all about motion sickness. 552 00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:23,440 Speaker 1: It's either they're swinging, they're spinning, or they're bouncing. 553 00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:25,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't handle the seesaws. 554 00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,880 Speaker 1: Oh god, we're lame. 555 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:31,760 Speaker 2: God, honestly, how are. 556 00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:33,879 Speaker 1: You going to sale? If you get seasick on a swing. 557 00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:39,639 Speaker 2: It's different. I honestly on the swing for three minutes 558 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,240 Speaker 2: and I got home and I was like burping up. 559 00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:43,800 Speaker 1: I was like, oh the reflex. 560 00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:45,960 Speaker 2: I just I can't do it anymore. 561 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:49,080 Speaker 1: I used to try to do it hungover. I should 562 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:56,880 Speaker 1: quit drinking. Oh, I swings I don't care for. Also, 563 00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:59,360 Speaker 1: I don't care for pushing them either. Making this user 564 00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:00,800 Speaker 1: legs can swing. 565 00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:01,440 Speaker 2: Yeah. 566 00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:03,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, and Macy's getting the gist of it just because 567 00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:07,080 Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not pushing it because I feel so 568 00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:08,640 Speaker 1: she's starting to get good at it too. What about 569 00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:09,000 Speaker 1: your girls? 570 00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:12,639 Speaker 2: Mary is terrible, really really bad. Yeah, I've tried. I've 571 00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:13,680 Speaker 2: been trying to teach you for a while. 572 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:14,719 Speaker 1: She's good and everything. 573 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:18,320 Speaker 2: That's a thing, dude, Okay, two things that she cannot do, 574 00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:22,000 Speaker 2: and two things I've tried in vain to teacher one 575 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:26,760 Speaker 2: to kick herself on the swing too. What's it called 576 00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:28,160 Speaker 2: the self move on swing? 577 00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:31,440 Speaker 1: Self move? I think it's called momentum. 578 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:32,920 Speaker 2: You call it. 579 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:37,919 Speaker 1: You that over there, you've you've you've self moved on 580 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:47,200 Speaker 1: a swing before. I think it's just swinging. Well said, 581 00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:47,600 Speaker 1: thank you? 582 00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:50,359 Speaker 2: To move on from this. No, so she can't, she 583 00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:51,040 Speaker 2: can't do it. 584 00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:59,000 Speaker 4: She just I'm like kick kick now now, quick up 585 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:03,000 Speaker 4: again again, up again, up again, straight legs. 586 00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:07,119 Speaker 1: So it's straight legs forward, bent legs back. And then 587 00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:08,120 Speaker 1: they're like, she. 588 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:10,280 Speaker 2: Can't get it, she can't get it, like she's like 589 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:15,960 Speaker 2: well like out like I'm like, oh my, it's not 590 00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:18,520 Speaker 2: a bike, mylene, it's like a little three year old 591 00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:20,640 Speaker 2: just like get on. 592 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:23,000 Speaker 1: About her parents, like don't look at her like I don't. 593 00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:24,359 Speaker 1: Let's don't stare. 594 00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:31,040 Speaker 2: But the other thing that I'm trying to teach her 595 00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:33,040 Speaker 2: at the moment, cartwheels. 596 00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:39,440 Speaker 1: That's tricky. Can you cut will? Can I can talking 597 00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:41,280 Speaker 1: to a future sailor? Of course it's a cart wheel? 598 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:45,080 Speaker 2: No, I did gymnastics for four years, four whole years. 599 00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:47,320 Speaker 1: Thank you before or after you, for skin was chopped 600 00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:49,160 Speaker 1: off and I was after Okay, so you were a 601 00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:50,880 Speaker 1: real limba. Nothing. 602 00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:55,280 Speaker 2: I can can't wheel. But I've been trying to teach her, 603 00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:56,880 Speaker 2: and it's I've been looking. 604 00:28:56,680 --> 00:29:00,680 Speaker 1: At that so confidently I can't Will, Like I. 605 00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:02,440 Speaker 2: Want to see cars in the garden after this. 606 00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:07,360 Speaker 1: That's for twenty twenty seven. That's the goal. Cartwheel. 607 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:10,520 Speaker 2: No, I just I've looked at every video on YouTube 608 00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:12,440 Speaker 2: to try and teach her. I'm like, whip up the 609 00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:15,840 Speaker 2: back leg. She goes to put her hands down, but 610 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:21,240 Speaker 2: then she pauses, and then I just don't patronize her. 611 00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:22,360 Speaker 1: But I don't want to see it fall over. 612 00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:24,920 Speaker 2: No, she just can't whip up, so she can't. 613 00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:27,520 Speaker 1: She like, oh, it's like a like a donkey kick 614 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:27,840 Speaker 1: sort of. 615 00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:29,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I can't. 616 00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:30,880 Speaker 1: I'm embarrassing. 617 00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:34,400 Speaker 2: I'm embarrassed about. I'm like, yeah, I thought you were 618 00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:35,080 Speaker 2: good at everything. 619 00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:38,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so swinging and cartwheels can't work. 620 00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:42,000 Speaker 2: Okay, if anyone out there has taught their child to cartwell, 621 00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,000 Speaker 2: give me the instruction even thought about it, give me 622 00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:45,200 Speaker 2: the like secret sauce. 623 00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:46,600 Speaker 1: I'm going to try it. Do you know what we 624 00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:49,360 Speaker 1: should do when we go down south to the manor 625 00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:54,600 Speaker 1: we should we should see if we can get Oscar 626 00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:56,840 Speaker 1: and Marla to cartwheel. That's the goal. 627 00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:59,360 Speaker 2: She loves it, and Marla's like, am I getting better? 628 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:02,840 Speaker 1: And I'm like good, Okay, if you did some research, 629 00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:05,719 Speaker 1: do you have any pro what's the pro tip? Do 630 00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:07,240 Speaker 1: you have any just fling your legs? 631 00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:10,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, well you've got to, like you've gotta even they 632 00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:12,680 Speaker 2: map out like little markers, like in front of you 633 00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:16,840 Speaker 2: because you go like handhand foot foot hand hand, and 634 00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:19,360 Speaker 2: then you've got to like it's hard to explain. I 635 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,320 Speaker 2: have to show you in person. So okay, but I've 636 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:26,000 Speaker 2: got the instructional videos on YouTube and still still nothing 637 00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:28,480 Speaker 2: because you just got to You've got the momentum to 638 00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:30,719 Speaker 2: like whip the legs around a nice and straight but 639 00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:31,719 Speaker 2: Marley doesn't do that. 640 00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:33,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think I could get my legs straight. 641 00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:36,040 Speaker 2: I have no doubt, thank you. 642 00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:39,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I would be like pretty ban pretty 643 00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:43,600 Speaker 1: bent over. You'd like that anyway. We should definitely try that. 644 00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:49,000 Speaker 1: We should try that. Look, you won't understand this because 645 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:52,120 Speaker 1: your daughters don't have a penis and my son has 646 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:56,760 Speaker 1: a penis. A disappointing one of that. I'm just kidding. 647 00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:01,560 Speaker 1: There was an incident and sometimes when we go into 648 00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:05,600 Speaker 1: public bathrooms we share a stall. It's fine, he's my kid, 649 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:06,600 Speaker 1: I'm his dad. 650 00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:09,440 Speaker 2: I think, does he like, how do you feel about 651 00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:11,320 Speaker 2: being naked? From you? Your kids? 652 00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:15,320 Speaker 1: Too bad for them? 653 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:16,000 Speaker 2: Is he like? 654 00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:17,560 Speaker 1: Just what a man looks like? Son? 655 00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:19,200 Speaker 2: Why was you so harry? 656 00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:22,560 Speaker 1: Yeah? 657 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:24,920 Speaker 2: Why why do you have such a hairy? Ask? 658 00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:29,000 Speaker 1: It's a filter. We're just in a stall, sharing a toilet. 659 00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:33,360 Speaker 2: Anyway. 660 00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:36,120 Speaker 1: The other day we went into a public toilet and 661 00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:40,280 Speaker 1: we used the stall together, and he's just started to 662 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:43,320 Speaker 1: like have that omsession with looking at me and not 663 00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:45,479 Speaker 1: him what he's doing, right, you know what I mean? 664 00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:47,680 Speaker 1: And I'm like, don't look at me, look at your thing. 665 00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:49,520 Speaker 1: Don't go into a bathroom and look at someone else's job. 666 00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:52,160 Speaker 2: See, I'm just gonna ask you go at the same 667 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:52,600 Speaker 2: time or. 668 00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:53,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, it was all fight. 669 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:54,520 Speaker 2: Do you really? 670 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:54,880 Speaker 1: Yeah? 671 00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:56,840 Speaker 2: Why do you were at the same time? 672 00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:00,400 Speaker 1: And honestly he's got that young bladder and they yeah, 673 00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:03,520 Speaker 1: yeah he can. We like I'm standing there going. 674 00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:05,840 Speaker 2: Come on, we're the same time? 675 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, why that saves time? 676 00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:11,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, I just obviously I can't do that with my 677 00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:13,600 Speaker 2: girls because they need to take up the whole you pee. 678 00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:16,920 Speaker 1: Through their legs, which that would be weird. Don't don't 679 00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:18,160 Speaker 1: shame me when yours. 680 00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:22,320 Speaker 2: I'm just I just that's a beautiful moment between a 681 00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:22,640 Speaker 2: father and. 682 00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:26,560 Speaker 1: Son stare at each other's digs. Anyway, I'm like trying 683 00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:29,280 Speaker 1: to teach in bathroom etiquette. Okay, look at your own 684 00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:32,120 Speaker 1: junk and where it's going. Aim, Aim is important. 685 00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:34,880 Speaker 2: Why don't you go into the urinal the urinals were full? 686 00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:37,800 Speaker 1: Okay, and that's like, look, you shut the door, get 687 00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:43,120 Speaker 1: done whatever, you know. And I'm very much like keeping 688 00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:45,880 Speaker 1: him mind in public, all right. So I'm very much like, 689 00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:47,960 Speaker 1: look at your own junk when you're in a public bathroom. 690 00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:51,040 Speaker 1: I think that's a fair lesson. Okay, you don't want 691 00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:53,600 Speaker 1: to learn that the hard way, okay, trust me, No, 692 00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:55,200 Speaker 1: I actually don't it happen. 693 00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:56,920 Speaker 2: Anyway. 694 00:32:57,320 --> 00:33:01,200 Speaker 1: I was like, okay, make sure you look what you're doing. 695 00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:03,959 Speaker 1: And I could tell good lesson he wasn't looking at 696 00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:06,560 Speaker 1: what he was doing because old May was looking at 697 00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:12,920 Speaker 1: me and he was pissing on my leg. Right, yeah, 698 00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:15,200 Speaker 1: that's the first thing, the first And I said, OI, 699 00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:18,760 Speaker 1: look at what you're doing, and he flat out wide 700 00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:21,840 Speaker 1: to me. I said, I am looking at what I'm doing. 701 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:24,880 Speaker 1: I said, clearly not unless you're intentionally trying to piss 702 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:25,840 Speaker 1: on me. Which one is it? 703 00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:26,440 Speaker 2: What do you say? 704 00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:29,240 Speaker 1: He said, I'm intentionally trying to piss on you. I 705 00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:32,960 Speaker 1: was like, okay, you tried to get out of you're trying. Yeah, 706 00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:34,560 Speaker 1: you're trying to get out of me trying to help you. 707 00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,960 Speaker 1: Now you're in trouble because you've just pissed on me 708 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:42,320 Speaker 1: on purpose enough enough for me concerned enough that I had. 709 00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:44,800 Speaker 1: I was like, fucking hell, I'm in public. I got pissed, 710 00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:48,200 Speaker 1: running down my leg, My sock was drenched, ran down 711 00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:51,800 Speaker 1: my leg on my sock. Anyway, I've got another video 712 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:55,080 Speaker 1: to show you really quickly before we admit to something 713 00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:57,000 Speaker 1: go on. You've peed on me before, haven't you. 714 00:33:57,480 --> 00:34:00,240 Speaker 2: I've always found it hard to pin urinals, and I'm 715 00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:01,080 Speaker 2: close to other men. 716 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:06,160 Speaker 1: Okay, let's digest that, let's diagnose that. Sorry, wait, let's 717 00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,400 Speaker 1: dissect three D works. 718 00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:12,200 Speaker 2: I always found it always get stage fine, Okay, I 719 00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:16,720 Speaker 2: like you like it. I have to hold my breath 720 00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:19,880 Speaker 2: to make myself pissed. If I'm like shoulders, shoulder and shoulders, 721 00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:26,960 Speaker 2: why is that purple? A lot of times I'm working 722 00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:34,360 Speaker 2: up in a urinal that I like that I do. 723 00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:37,759 Speaker 1: I'm going to admit something too. I have pushed someone 724 00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:42,000 Speaker 1: into a urinal. I was at a pub once and 725 00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:46,879 Speaker 1: someone staunched me in the urinal, staunched me, Matt, and 726 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:50,120 Speaker 1: I just you know the little step. I just went 727 00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:57,600 Speaker 1: anyway back into the YouTube. I just mosey on out. 728 00:34:58,040 --> 00:34:59,000 Speaker 2: He didn't comfy. 729 00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,920 Speaker 1: He's covering in p yeah, exactly, Yeah, what's he gonna do? 730 00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:04,200 Speaker 1: Run through the public piss. Then he's getting kicked out 731 00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:07,319 Speaker 1: because he's covered in piss. Well yeah, yes, I didn't 732 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:08,800 Speaker 1: see him again, so they must have got rid of 733 00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:10,920 Speaker 1: him post taste. This is like, who's the guy who 734 00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:12,680 Speaker 1: thinks like piss? 735 00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:14,959 Speaker 2: Anyway, I got a video to show you, and also 736 00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:17,440 Speaker 2: really wanted to open up about that peeing issue. 737 00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:18,760 Speaker 1: We should. 738 00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:20,319 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, we'll move on. 739 00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:25,080 Speaker 1: So what brought this on another time? Does it stem 740 00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:26,960 Speaker 1: right back for another time? And we're all over the 741 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,120 Speaker 1: floor and you're like, I'm worried that my mum's gonna 742 00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:30,720 Speaker 1: pop out and be like chop some of it off 743 00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:33,640 Speaker 1: like that? Do you really have to hold your breath? 744 00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:34,160 Speaker 2: Oh? 745 00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:39,319 Speaker 1: To be fair, it takes me a while as well. 746 00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:44,520 Speaker 1: I think it's a prostate problem. But we quite often 747 00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:49,319 Speaker 1: on this show receive lies, okay, where parents send their 748 00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:52,239 Speaker 1: lives in. But this is something that stumbled across my 749 00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:54,759 Speaker 1: desk that I thought. You don't have a desk, I know, 750 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:57,319 Speaker 1: but I like to pretend I do. So I wanted 751 00:35:57,360 --> 00:35:59,640 Speaker 1: to show you that I thought you would really love. 752 00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:01,920 Speaker 1: So here it is and then you watch it, then 753 00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:03,279 Speaker 1: you can explain what it is. 754 00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:06,000 Speaker 2: I don't know if making my kids believe a set 755 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:09,040 Speaker 2: of headphones was a lie detective test to get the 756 00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:12,560 Speaker 2: truth makes me a good parent or not. But here 757 00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:13,000 Speaker 2: you have it? 758 00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:14,480 Speaker 1: Did you? 759 00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:21,560 Speaker 4: Right on the table in the living room? 760 00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:26,560 Speaker 1: I faced. The poor thing just goes from like one 761 00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:30,080 Speaker 1: emotion to the other so quickly because he's obviously lying. 762 00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:33,240 Speaker 2: That is genius. 763 00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:33,880 Speaker 1: So good. 764 00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:35,359 Speaker 2: It's amazing. 765 00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:37,360 Speaker 1: We'll put it on our socials so you can see it. 766 00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:39,160 Speaker 2: I am doing that for sure. 767 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,160 Speaker 5: Oh yeah, and the way I love the way that 768 00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:45,520 Speaker 5: they've situated it, dude. So they've got the headphones on 769 00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:50,640 Speaker 5: so that the the muffs. One muff's on the front 770 00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:52,080 Speaker 5: of the head and one muff's on the back of 771 00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:52,920 Speaker 5: the head, just. 772 00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:55,320 Speaker 2: Like a one eighty rotation off the ears. 773 00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:56,000 Speaker 1: It's not quite one. 774 00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:03,960 Speaker 2: And I love the comments. Okay, if she's telling the truth, 775 00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:08,960 Speaker 2: this could really damage good. That's got five hundred and 776 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:13,480 Speaker 2: sixty five thousand likes to that comment. Shut up, gotta 777 00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:14,040 Speaker 2: be happy with that. 778 00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:19,239 Speaker 1: Yeah, the commenter or the videos comment. I would say 779 00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:21,759 Speaker 1: getting a viral comment is better than getting a viral video. 780 00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:24,680 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, anyway, I just wanted to show that because 781 00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:27,640 Speaker 1: I thought it'd be great. Matt, we have yet yap 782 00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:32,400 Speaker 1: yapped on for long enough? Do you think this has 783 00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:36,400 Speaker 1: been a very chaotic episode. We'll be back to regular 784 00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:38,400 Speaker 1: episodes next week. 785 00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:42,719 Speaker 2: Which will be the twenty seventh, twenty eighth of February January. 786 00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:44,399 Speaker 1: Shit, what is going on? 787 00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:47,520 Speaker 2: If you're listening to this on a Wednesday, the following 788 00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:50,640 Speaker 2: Wednesday will be a new episode. I'm glad that we 789 00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:54,040 Speaker 2: If you have enjoyed this episode in any. 790 00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:56,480 Speaker 1: Degree, I absolutely doubt it. 791 00:37:56,600 --> 00:38:00,160 Speaker 2: We would love Actually, my new year's resolution is to 792 00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:02,000 Speaker 2: get to one thousand reviews. 793 00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:03,319 Speaker 1: Wasn't that last year? 794 00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:03,719 Speaker 2: Yeah? 795 00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:04,680 Speaker 1: What did you get to? 796 00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:07,320 Speaker 2: Well? Fair way off? Yeah, a couple hundred. 797 00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:08,200 Speaker 1: That's a shame. 798 00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:11,640 Speaker 2: Well, look, that's a damn shame. And we're also close 799 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,880 Speaker 2: to two hundred episodes. 800 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,360 Speaker 1: We are keep an ear and an eye out for 801 00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:19,799 Speaker 1: whatever that should we do to celebrate the two hundredth episode. 802 00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:21,600 Speaker 2: Anything, we'll figure something out. 803 00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:23,160 Speaker 1: Let's just breeze past it. 804 00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:27,080 Speaker 2: Sorry, but by the time the next episode comes out, 805 00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:30,960 Speaker 2: we'll be back into work mode. We will not disappoint you. 806 00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:32,880 Speaker 1: Guys like this one that this episode. 807 00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:36,440 Speaker 2: If you're listening, going god, two Doting Dads have got 808 00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:38,840 Speaker 2: off to a rocky started twenty six. 809 00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:44,560 Speaker 1: Promise, We're sorry. 810 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:48,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, you get really checked out by oh yeah. 811 00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:50,520 Speaker 1: Anyway, if you've enjoyed this episode, please leave his review 812 00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:52,719 Speaker 1: help Matt get to his goal of one thousand. 813 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:53,520 Speaker 2: Thank you. 814 00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:56,240 Speaker 1: Otherwise, you can join us on social media. 815 00:38:56,239 --> 00:39:00,000 Speaker 2: We're at Matt two Doting Dads on TikTok on Facebook. 816 00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:03,120 Speaker 2: There is a group they're bursting at the seams of 817 00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:05,520 Speaker 2: parents who just want to help each other out and 818 00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:06,800 Speaker 2: share Facebook, dig. 819 00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:09,799 Speaker 1: Call and they say there's only limited room. That'll get a. 820 00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:13,399 Speaker 2: Well done. 821 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:16,120 Speaker 1: You take up sailing, will take up fishing, and. 822 00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:21,000 Speaker 2: Sure good TikTok, they say, TikTok Instagram anyway, YouTube, It's 823 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:40,319 Speaker 2: it's gonna be a great year. Stay with us. Two 824 00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:44,120 Speaker 2: Doting Dads. Podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout 825 00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:47,440 Speaker 2: Australia and the connections to land, sea and community. 826 00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:50,200 Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present 827 00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:53,360 Speaker 1: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestraight Islander 828 00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:57,040 Speaker 1: people's today. This episode was recorded on Gadagal Land