WEBVTT - #138 Guilty Until Proven Otherwise 0:00:00.360 --> 0:00:02.320 You're not going to mention anything about my appearance today. 0:00:02.560 --> 0:00:03.720 It's not always about you, bro. 0:00:04.080 --> 0:00:05.480 You know, I just got a little haircut and even 0:00:05.519 --> 0:00:06.040 said anything. 0:00:06.200 --> 0:00:08.360 I did notice it. Well, if you notice it, what 0:00:08.440 --> 0:00:10.639 do you say something I would like to see from you? 0:00:10.880 --> 0:00:13.280 I've actually gone a bit. This is a bit ash esque. 0:00:13.360 --> 0:00:16.079 Yeah, I would like to see a little bit less side. 0:00:15.760 --> 0:00:18.120 Burn less side burn Yeah, what do you mean at 0:00:18.120 --> 0:00:19.680 the moment? Less? 0:00:19.720 --> 0:00:22.720 Like a tape it? More more tape it side back? Yeah, 0:00:22.760 --> 0:00:25.520 it is a bit tape it. Yeah, I really like it. 0:00:25.720 --> 0:00:26.520 The length of the back. 0:00:26.400 --> 0:00:28.880 Yeah, but I think that needs to be shorter. Really. 0:00:29.360 --> 0:00:32.559 Yeah, it looks good even more. Yeah, just that bit. 0:00:32.720 --> 0:00:34.239 I can't tell if you're setting me up. 0:00:34.240 --> 0:00:36.519 You're right on track. Okay, I'll show you later what 0:00:36.560 --> 0:00:39.280 I mean. Okay, I also got a haircut too, Have 0:00:39.320 --> 0:00:39.920 you not noticed? 0:00:39.960 --> 0:00:43.519 I get sorry? You look great and you've grown your beard. Yeah, 0:00:43.720 --> 0:00:44.560 what's going on there? 0:00:45.159 --> 0:00:45.960 Me? Life crisis? 0:00:46.080 --> 0:00:58.000 Got I have not seemed like a vertle that front. 0:01:04.680 --> 0:01:07.039 Welcome back to two dating dads. I am Maddie Jay 0:01:07.120 --> 0:01:09.680 and I'm Ash And this is a podcast all about 0:01:09.720 --> 0:01:14.080 haircuts apparently. So it's the good, the bad, the good, 0:01:14.120 --> 0:01:17.160 the bad haircuts and the relatable haircuts. 0:01:17.200 --> 0:01:18.160 What's a relatable haircut? 0:01:18.160 --> 0:01:18.840 Which feel age? 0:01:18.880 --> 0:01:21.319 Just short back in sides? It is, Yeah, it's been 0:01:21.360 --> 0:01:21.720 done to. 0:01:21.680 --> 0:01:22.280 Death, hasn't that. 0:01:22.319 --> 0:01:23.399 It's a bit it's overkay. 0:01:23.440 --> 0:01:25.280 People are leaving the back now because they're like, it's 0:01:25.280 --> 0:01:26.080 been done to death. 0:01:26.480 --> 0:01:28.520 I feel like I'm jumping really late on the bandwagon 0:01:28.600 --> 0:01:29.559 of having it long on the back. 0:01:30.120 --> 0:01:33.800 I like it. I think you're in good. You've got 0:01:33.800 --> 0:01:36.600 to remember we're in now. Well, you're in your late thirties, dude. 0:01:36.640 --> 0:01:40.240 I was at an event where someone said how old 0:01:40.280 --> 0:01:42.280 are you? And I said, I'm turning thirty eight and 0:01:42.280 --> 0:01:42.679 they went. 0:01:42.640 --> 0:01:45.400 Oh shit, you're almost forty. 0:01:45.640 --> 0:01:47.720 The fuck ore. 0:01:48.560 --> 0:01:50.040 I was like, how old are you and they're like, 0:01:50.080 --> 0:01:51.160 I'm twenty six. 0:01:51.440 --> 0:01:52.400 Oh it's wild. 0:01:52.520 --> 0:01:55.400 I'm almost forty dude, almost forty. 0:01:55.880 --> 0:01:56.000 Hey. 0:01:56.040 --> 0:01:58.000 You know what I've noticed is that the biggest change 0:01:58.600 --> 0:01:59.520 the closer I get to. 0:01:59.480 --> 0:02:02.640 Forty one sec. No advice we'll be giving in this podcast. 0:02:02.640 --> 0:02:05.320 Thank you, Let's move forward. Ye, sorry, thank you. The 0:02:05.400 --> 0:02:08.440 lawyers were stressing out just then. I was stressed. 0:02:09.200 --> 0:02:13.079 I've noticed that the back hair, like you know you 0:02:13.120 --> 0:02:16.280 have a little is it called like a welcome mat. 0:02:16.320 --> 0:02:18.800 What's it called above your welcome mat? Yeah, welcome mat 0:02:18.840 --> 0:02:20.240 doesn't I don't have it anymore. 0:02:20.440 --> 0:02:26.320 You trimmed it? Yeah, go on, just look away. 0:02:27.000 --> 0:02:30.839 Oh god, you missed the spot. A couple of little 0:02:31.080 --> 0:02:32.840 straight A couple of little straight hairs? 0:02:33.120 --> 0:02:33.600 Who did that? 0:02:33.720 --> 0:02:36.560 Was that very hard to shave that region? 0:02:37.320 --> 0:02:38.919 This is going to shave that reason? 0:02:39.000 --> 0:02:39.720 How would you do it? 0:02:39.760 --> 0:02:41.960 This is if anyone who know. This is like the 0:02:42.040 --> 0:02:44.880 lower back lower above the butt crack. Yeah, where the 0:02:45.240 --> 0:02:46.000 love handles are. 0:02:46.200 --> 0:02:46.519 Yes. 0:02:47.240 --> 0:02:47.720 For some. 0:02:49.720 --> 0:02:52.800 Jesus, it's like run where my back six pack is? 0:02:54.600 --> 0:02:58.200 I do like the twist, the twist the I go under. 0:03:03.240 --> 0:03:05.840 Ill just go right under, and I go from my 0:03:06.000 --> 0:03:08.120 lower back right through to my gooch. 0:03:08.040 --> 0:03:08.600 Or my taint. 0:03:08.639 --> 0:03:11.040 If you would, it looks very good. Why did you 0:03:11.080 --> 0:03:11.880 trim yours? 0:03:12.360 --> 0:03:14.200 I want to look better at a bathing suit dream winter. 0:03:14.520 --> 0:03:15.960 You've had that for a long time. 0:03:16.120 --> 0:03:17.760 It was creeping its way up to my shoulders. 0:03:17.760 --> 0:03:20.720 Well, dude, that's what That's what I'm experiencing. Mine used 0:03:20.720 --> 0:03:22.919 to just be that little part there. It's now like 0:03:23.040 --> 0:03:24.239 it's up to my laps. 0:03:24.520 --> 0:03:27.920 Yeah, this is like two dokin granddads. What the fuck? 0:03:28.080 --> 0:03:31.480 Why is my pubic hair waited until I've almost hit 0:03:31.520 --> 0:03:34.560 the age of forty to then go ah, we will 0:03:34.560 --> 0:03:35.640 start growing on the back. 0:03:35.800 --> 0:03:38.800 Yes, get it. Boys like you won't. 0:03:38.560 --> 0:03:42.760 Notice why now if you're a medical expert, tell me. 0:03:43.040 --> 0:03:45.920 But some people were hairy in school, like man children. 0:03:46.000 --> 0:03:49.680 I haven't made whose back was back in ass hairy 0:03:49.720 --> 0:03:50.920 since we were like fourteen. 0:03:51.440 --> 0:03:52.000 Wow. 0:03:52.320 --> 0:03:56.640 Yeah, I only got under our hair when I was eighteen. Yeah, 0:03:56.760 --> 0:03:59.920 that's it feels good to get that off my chest. 0:04:00.400 --> 0:04:03.480 The look on your face. I remember like every morning 0:04:03.880 --> 0:04:06.240 looking under my arms in high school being like come on, 0:04:07.520 --> 0:04:09.960 like waiting for that first little sprout to happen in 0:04:10.000 --> 0:04:12.680 the garden. I'm like, at any second, now it'll happen. 0:04:12.760 --> 0:04:14.640 And kids at school would have given you so much shit. 0:04:15.080 --> 0:04:17.760 Oh yeah, like swimming carnivals. It was you know, yeah, 0:04:18.080 --> 0:04:20.680 it was freak. I used to love the old. 0:04:20.960 --> 0:04:23.040 The old comeback would be like you thought you had 0:04:23.040 --> 0:04:26.440 a pube until you pissed out of it. I never 0:04:26.680 --> 0:04:30.599 heard that that was a glassy Oh god, yeah, and 0:04:30.600 --> 0:04:32.680 you could get you be like your one you don't 0:04:32.680 --> 0:04:34.440 have your pubes, and two you got a tiny dick. 0:04:34.480 --> 0:04:36.719 It's like a double up. It's the double the double 0:04:36.800 --> 0:04:38.000 like it's the one too. 0:04:38.279 --> 0:04:40.800 A little while ago, Ash, we were talking about the 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:45.279 fact that Oscar had performed very well at his cross country. 0:04:45.279 --> 0:04:46.000 What place did he get? 0:04:46.040 --> 0:04:48.760 It was ninth, But because your shoe fell off, couldn't 0:04:48.800 --> 0:04:49.240 catch up. 0:04:49.279 --> 0:04:51.640 Of course that morning, who was tying the shoelaces. 0:04:51.640 --> 0:04:53.760 I don't know if you recall it was a Belk 0:04:53.760 --> 0:04:57.480 crush shoe. I apologize, Yeah, you should. I apologize, And 0:04:57.600 --> 0:05:01.160 I was like, oh, that's funny. We don't have country. Yeah, 0:05:01.200 --> 0:05:02.640 you were saying from year three up. 0:05:03.000 --> 0:05:05.720 Yeah, you're wrong. I was very wrong. 0:05:06.960 --> 0:05:11.839 I've tried so hard to subscribe to the school newsletter. 0:05:12.080 --> 0:05:15.520 Why would you want to do that, because because things 0:05:15.600 --> 0:05:18.599 like cross country, that's how we find out I'm not 0:05:18.640 --> 0:05:20.120 good East to have parade. 0:05:20.120 --> 0:05:21.880 I'm not getting told anything. I'm in the dark. 0:05:21.920 --> 0:05:26.159 Can't you get emails but the newsletter. That's all in 0:05:26.200 --> 0:05:29.200 the newsletter, but I don't receive. I purposely gave them 0:05:29.320 --> 0:05:32.240 zero emails for me. They go to April. 0:05:31.920 --> 0:05:34.520 Would see where opposite and our found that Laura, is 0:05:34.640 --> 0:05:37.359 that's true, Laura, that they could be like your child 0:05:37.920 --> 0:05:40.360 is being held at gunpoint and you need to come 0:05:40.400 --> 0:05:42.040 to the school to pick it up, pick it up, 0:05:42.200 --> 0:05:44.560 pick her up, and Laura will like see that like 0:05:44.600 --> 0:05:48.120 a week later and be like, where's where's Marley? A 0:05:48.160 --> 0:05:51.279 week still being held hostage. She doesn't read her emails. Yeah, okay, 0:05:51.360 --> 0:05:51.960 God love her. 0:05:52.000 --> 0:05:54.279 You and April together would be terrible. Me and Laura 0:05:54.320 --> 0:05:55.400 together terrible. 0:05:55.400 --> 0:05:58.480 So it works if we ever are inclined to swap partners. 0:05:58.720 --> 0:06:02.120 Let's just remember this conver station. Well we know it's 0:06:02.160 --> 0:06:02.920 just on that really quick. 0:06:02.960 --> 0:06:05.080 Ever went to a party and there was a bowl 0:06:05.120 --> 0:06:06.960 at the front that said three keys in here as 0:06:07.000 --> 0:06:09.200 a joke. I must have been a joke. Must have 0:06:09.240 --> 0:06:11.520 been which party? A birthday party? Don't know, but we're 0:06:11.560 --> 0:06:13.159 going back next week. 0:06:15.080 --> 0:06:17.719 So my sister goes to the same school. Sister is 0:06:17.800 --> 0:06:18.599 very like, she's. 0:06:18.440 --> 0:06:19.440 How old is your sister? 0:06:19.960 --> 0:06:23.599 I mean very good, very good, very good, very good, 0:06:23.600 --> 0:06:25.840 some of your best work now. But she is she's 0:06:25.920 --> 0:06:28.560 dialed in to the to the school newsletter. She is 0:06:28.600 --> 0:06:31.719 the kind of mum who like works at the canteen. 0:06:31.480 --> 0:06:32.880 You write it right the school. 0:06:33.680 --> 0:06:37.240 She's pretty she's the editor. She's the editor. And she 0:06:37.360 --> 0:06:39.719 was like, hey, you got next Wednesday? You got She 0:06:39.760 --> 0:06:41.800 actually listened to the podcast and was like, just you 0:06:41.880 --> 0:06:45.080 know you do have a cross country it is coming up, 0:06:45.120 --> 0:06:47.440 so you are welcome, and I was like fuck. I 0:06:47.480 --> 0:06:49.360 was like, So I went to Marley and I was like, 0:06:49.360 --> 0:06:51.880 she's actually a pretty good runner. Not to like and 0:06:52.000 --> 0:06:54.960 I sound like a like my child is so. 0:06:55.320 --> 0:06:59.400 Fast, so smart, so fast, she could fly. But I 0:06:59.400 --> 0:07:02.400 sat her down and I was like, hey, you got 0:07:02.440 --> 0:07:05.520 something coming up and it's going to be very exciting. 0:07:05.960 --> 0:07:09.520 I used to like cross country. Yep. I used to 0:07:09.520 --> 0:07:12.000 be the champion of my school. We're going to sit 0:07:12.040 --> 0:07:13.400 here and he's going to glowed about. 0:07:13.280 --> 0:07:15.800 You went to regionals, went to my auntie. 0:07:15.920 --> 0:07:20.760 Actually regionals on carry on. 0:07:21.680 --> 0:07:24.320 We had zones and then we had regionals after zones, 0:07:25.400 --> 0:07:27.640 I was one step away from making states. 0:07:27.720 --> 0:07:28.880 I'm standing by it. 0:07:30.000 --> 0:07:33.040 When you get to ausies, bro, did you make ouzies? 0:07:33.080 --> 0:07:33.760 Oh yeah, for what? 0:07:34.200 --> 0:07:37.480 Lots of things go on to my jump, long jump 0:07:38.640 --> 0:07:42.840 four hundred meters, beach sprinting flags, battle board. 0:07:42.880 --> 0:07:44.200 I was trying to have a moment. 0:07:43.960 --> 0:07:47.600 And anything else I can I could. The list goes on, yeah, 0:07:47.640 --> 0:07:53.320 well what happened here? Ah beer, Well he's naturally sad. 0:07:53.480 --> 0:07:56.440 Wow, just ship on me. When I'm trying to have 0:07:56.480 --> 0:07:58.520 a moment, with the listeners. So it was a big 0:07:58.560 --> 0:08:00.640 deal cross country for me. You know, not all of 0:08:00.760 --> 0:08:03.040 us went to Aussie's. Some of us were happy with 0:08:03.160 --> 0:08:05.800 just winning Reach of the Stars. I say, well said, 0:08:06.360 --> 0:08:07.840 And I went to Smiley and said, you have cross 0:08:07.840 --> 0:08:10.920 country coming up, you have to run. And it was 0:08:11.280 --> 0:08:13.200 like I was telling her that she was going to 0:08:13.240 --> 0:08:15.880 lose a limb. I was like, hey, next Wednesday, you're 0:08:15.880 --> 0:08:17.120 going to lose a limb. It's going to get cut 0:08:17.160 --> 0:08:18.560 off at school, but it's going to be for a 0:08:18.600 --> 0:08:21.600 good cause. She was like, why why do they make 0:08:21.680 --> 0:08:25.600 us run? And I was like, it's just it's cross 0:08:25.640 --> 0:08:29.080 country is a it's an event. You're going to run 0:08:29.120 --> 0:08:30.880 against the people in your class. And she's like, but 0:08:30.960 --> 0:08:33.640 for what what are we competing for? And I was like, 0:08:34.240 --> 0:08:35.400 to be the fastest. 0:08:35.520 --> 0:08:37.160 She needs like a real reason. 0:08:37.240 --> 0:08:40.120 Yeah, she doesn't get sports. She's not like a like 0:08:40.440 --> 0:08:43.679 she would rather dance. And I was trying to explain 0:08:43.720 --> 0:08:45.880 to her, like there's a reason we do this, and 0:08:45.920 --> 0:08:49.480 she was like I don't understand, Like what are we 0:08:49.480 --> 0:08:51.760 trying to achieve here? Because you have to Yeah, I 0:08:51.800 --> 0:08:54.640 was like, it's fun because you get to you get 0:08:54.679 --> 0:08:55.199 to run. 0:08:55.280 --> 0:08:57.360 Run with your friends. And there's two types of kids. 0:08:57.400 --> 0:09:00.960 I think, kids that like to run for fun and 0:09:01.080 --> 0:09:04.920 kids that like to run competitively. Oscar is the competitive one. 0:09:05.440 --> 0:09:07.600 I can't be like, oh, just run over there. He'll 0:09:07.640 --> 0:09:09.960 be like timey. You know. 0:09:10.040 --> 0:09:12.800 It's like you've got like a little whippet dog that's great. Yeah, 0:09:14.320 --> 0:09:18.400 I've got like a docile great dane. That's like, why 0:09:18.440 --> 0:09:20.640 would I run? Like, you know, what's gonna What am 0:09:20.679 --> 0:09:21.600 I going to get at the end of it? And 0:09:21.640 --> 0:09:23.120 I'm like, you don't get anything. You get like a 0:09:23.200 --> 0:09:24.920 ribbon if you win, if you come first thing or third, 0:09:24.920 --> 0:09:26.720 if you come fourth. You don't get anything. And she's like, 0:09:26.760 --> 0:09:27.680 that's a ship deal. 0:09:29.120 --> 0:09:34.280 She sees the logic in it on it and I 0:09:34.360 --> 0:09:35.760 kind of do realize it is. 0:09:35.880 --> 0:09:38.960 It's a weird fucking concept, it is. I think, like 0:09:39.040 --> 0:09:41.040 it's like it's very gladiator asque, like you will all 0:09:41.080 --> 0:09:44.520 fight to the jask. I'm all run, drop and die 0:09:44.960 --> 0:09:46.079 and then we'll learn spelling. 0:09:46.360 --> 0:09:49.800 Yeah do you think like that? They're like they get 0:09:49.840 --> 0:09:53.600 them involved, So it's more like I don't know, like 0:09:54.080 --> 0:09:55.360 the getting involved part. 0:09:55.480 --> 0:09:58.480 You know, you just gotta just okay, Can I tell 0:09:58.480 --> 0:09:59.080 you a story? 0:09:59.400 --> 0:09:59.640 Yes? 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:02.719 At my school. When I was growing up, this is 0:10:02.760 --> 0:10:05.240 Brookfield Primary School. Shout out to anyone from Brookfield and 0:10:05.320 --> 0:10:09.160 Queensland close down. I heard absolutely not. It's thriving, it's doing. 0:10:10.880 --> 0:10:13.560 They were like, who's going to go to reach it's expanding. 0:10:14.480 --> 0:10:14.880 Fuck you. 0:10:16.240 --> 0:10:19.400 There was a young boy, Peter Low. 0:10:20.280 --> 0:10:22.240 I thought he could say no. 0:10:22.400 --> 0:10:25.439 Peter Low was in my sister's grade, one year older, 0:10:26.160 --> 0:10:30.080 and he was the poster child across country. He was 0:10:30.480 --> 0:10:34.480 someone who had cerebral palsy and every single year he 0:10:34.520 --> 0:10:37.880 would run the cross country. It would take him a 0:10:37.920 --> 0:10:40.439 lot longer than everybody else. He would run this race 0:10:41.240 --> 0:10:42.840 knowing he's not going to win the race. He just 0:10:42.880 --> 0:10:46.040 wanted to be involved. And when he would come in 0:10:46.080 --> 0:10:48.640 at the finish line, we would have the whole school 0:10:48.720 --> 0:10:53.080 cheering him on because every single year he got involved 0:10:53.240 --> 0:10:55.920 he did it. And my mam always said to us, 0:10:56.000 --> 0:10:59.319 you're so lucky. He's so lucky to be able to run. 0:10:59.440 --> 0:11:03.160 You have two working arms, two working legs. Peter Low 0:11:03.240 --> 0:11:06.280 would fucking kill for that. Yeah, And I was like, 0:11:06.360 --> 0:11:08.800 you're right. We would always run it, doing it knowing 0:11:08.840 --> 0:11:11.040 that Peter Low could do it. And if Peter Low 0:11:11.040 --> 0:11:12.160 can do it, then we're going to do. 0:11:12.080 --> 0:11:14.240 It as well. That's pretty encouraged. I'd love to know 0:11:14.240 --> 0:11:17.360 where Peter Low is. My mum was trying to google 0:11:17.360 --> 0:11:22.080 in my class. I think he's an accountant really, but 0:11:22.120 --> 0:11:24.080 it was amazing he was. He could have easily have 0:11:24.160 --> 0:11:27.360 sat out the cross country totally, but every single year 0:11:27.480 --> 0:11:28.480 he fucking did it. 0:11:28.520 --> 0:11:30.040 Just got it done, got it done. 0:11:30.280 --> 0:11:32.720 That's just like, did you tell that story of Marley? 0:11:32.800 --> 0:11:34.760 And I said, Marley, let me tell you the story 0:11:34.840 --> 0:11:38.320 of Peter Low. And she was like, what are you 0:11:38.320 --> 0:11:40.520 talking about. I was like, Brookfield Primary School. 0:11:42.760 --> 0:11:44.320 That's exactly what you would have been thinking. 0:11:44.440 --> 0:11:46.680 And I was like, you're so lucky to be able 0:11:46.720 --> 0:11:49.760 to go out there and you can run. You're so blessed. 0:11:49.960 --> 0:11:54.640 She was, I don't know if the story was really hidden. Yeah, 0:11:57.480 --> 0:11:59.880 And every morning she'd fucking be in tears because I'm like, 0:12:00.160 --> 0:12:01.600 don't forget, you've got cross country. 0:12:01.720 --> 0:12:04.000 So you kept spooking with the cross country yeah, wa, 0:12:04.600 --> 0:12:05.880 like that's tomorrow. 0:12:06.559 --> 0:12:09.960 With the pigs with the megaphone. 0:12:10.800 --> 0:12:13.839 They got to start training. So this morning was the 0:12:13.880 --> 0:12:17.960 day of cross country today. Today, I was like, I'm 0:12:18.040 --> 0:12:20.400 not going to be there because I think if I'm 0:12:20.440 --> 0:12:23.120 there she's more inclined to not want to do it, 0:12:23.160 --> 0:12:24.959 and I want to be with me, you know what 0:12:25.160 --> 0:12:25.640 kids are? 0:12:25.960 --> 0:12:29.000 Then like that, April cried at the cross country for 0:12:29.280 --> 0:12:31.319 what because she was so sad because all the kids 0:12:31.360 --> 0:12:32.280 that didn't want to do it. 0:12:32.800 --> 0:12:35.480 Okay, good to know that it's not just Marley, No, 0:12:35.520 --> 0:12:35.800 it's not. 0:12:36.040 --> 0:12:38.080 She felt like it was a form of torture. Don't 0:12:38.120 --> 0:12:38.599 maybe do it? 0:12:39.600 --> 0:12:41.559 And then like some kids thrive off that sort of 0:12:41.559 --> 0:12:44.480 ship Likesca loves that sort of stuff. 0:12:47.240 --> 0:12:50.160 But this morning we were like putting on her socks 0:12:50.160 --> 0:12:50.559 and shoes. 0:12:50.600 --> 0:12:52.160 She was like, I don't want to do it. I'm like, 0:12:52.200 --> 0:12:54.360 you're fucking do it. Do it for Peterlo. 0:12:56.720 --> 0:12:57.800 So have we got a result yet? 0:12:57.800 --> 0:13:02.000 Oh you don't know it fucking got canceled cancer. 0:13:02.160 --> 0:13:02.319 Good. 0:13:02.400 --> 0:13:06.240 She's probably like it's next term, the next time. So 0:13:06.280 --> 0:13:09.280 I guess I'm to train. I might'st all they do 0:13:09.720 --> 0:13:10.600 if anyone. 0:13:10.440 --> 0:13:12.640 How long is how long is you want? It's literally 0:13:12.679 --> 0:13:15.120 I want to say it's like three hundred meters? How 0:13:15.360 --> 0:13:18.040 just a kilometer? They gave us a breakdown. 0:13:18.080 --> 0:13:20.679 A kilometer, Yeah, yeah, a kilometer. 0:13:21.000 --> 0:13:22.600 Yeah, we're training for regionals. Bro. 0:13:24.040 --> 0:13:27.720 That is that is that is far does torture? Yeah, 0:13:28.440 --> 0:13:31.720 can we get the Department of Education inspecting your school? 0:13:31.800 --> 0:13:32.520 Northern Beaches? 0:13:32.720 --> 0:13:33.160 I reckon? 0:13:33.280 --> 0:13:34.480 Okay, well, okay, if you. 0:13:34.559 --> 0:13:37.240 Live a kilometer and your kid does, he's like four, 0:13:38.280 --> 0:13:39.800 he's silly, sicks man. 0:13:40.000 --> 0:13:47.280 Still very different. The Klombter's not that far. Dude, you're forty. 0:13:48.480 --> 0:13:51.040 Forty. If I'm forty, you're forty five. 0:13:51.080 --> 0:13:52.000 How does that make you feel? 0:13:52.040 --> 0:13:52.520 Stuff it? 0:13:52.960 --> 0:13:56.120 You're so close to fifty. It's like twelve more summers 0:13:56.120 --> 0:13:57.559 than Mars. 0:13:57.640 --> 0:14:02.280 Is like twice around thequadrangle? Quadrangle? Quadrangle? 0:14:02.800 --> 0:14:03.440 Is this math? 0:14:04.920 --> 0:14:09.680 Jesus so canceled? Going in next year? Do you do 0:14:09.760 --> 0:14:14.640 you know being a subscriber to someone who reads the newsletter? 0:14:14.679 --> 0:14:18.679 Do they do athletics to like some some stage. 0:14:18.480 --> 0:14:22.920 They do have an athletics carnival? Correct. Yeah, I don't 0:14:22.960 --> 0:14:26.680 know when it is. I'll wait till my sister tells me. 0:14:27.240 --> 0:14:30.400 I have my goal for like my midyear goal is 0:14:30.440 --> 0:14:31.880 to get subscribed to the newsletter. 0:14:31.920 --> 0:14:34.400 How come you can't? What's this zeal? 0:14:35.080 --> 0:14:37.440 I try and on the website, put email in and 0:14:37.440 --> 0:14:39.280 it says we'll send you a link. Click the link 0:14:39.320 --> 0:14:42.520 and your subscribed. The link never comes I've never had 0:14:42.520 --> 0:14:45.880 the link. I've never I've tried someone at school going out. 0:14:46.680 --> 0:14:47.760 That's it. I don't. 0:14:47.840 --> 0:14:51.600 Yeah, it's not easy, right, Okay, Well I look forward 0:14:51.640 --> 0:14:53.840 to hearing the results of Marley's run. 0:14:54.040 --> 0:14:58.480 I will say that George the year threes, George is 0:14:58.520 --> 0:15:01.040 my nephew. They did it, They ran. 0:15:01.360 --> 0:15:01.920 How did you go? 0:15:02.040 --> 0:15:04.840 He came fourth? That's branding. But he had to let 0:15:04.840 --> 0:15:06.320 me just tell you, he had to go in the 0:15:06.360 --> 0:15:09.520 grade above because he started school late. 0:15:10.040 --> 0:15:10.600 So he's like. 0:15:10.680 --> 0:15:12.720 Nine to be fair. So if you had gone into 0:15:12.760 --> 0:15:14.760 his grade, yes, he was did. 0:15:14.800 --> 0:15:16.920 I dropped the kids off this morning and I brought 0:15:16.920 --> 0:15:21.160 George with me, and he was petrified, like because it 0:15:21.200 --> 0:15:22.920 was the year above, because he had to race against 0:15:22.920 --> 0:15:23.600 the older kids. 0:15:23.760 --> 0:15:26.480 Did you tell the Peterlow story? Yeah? Yeah? 0:15:26.520 --> 0:15:28.240 And then you were like a young Mandy Jo who 0:15:28.240 --> 0:15:31.160 went to regionals one time ran with would you like 0:15:31.200 --> 0:15:33.080 me to tell them the story of ash Wicks who 0:15:33.120 --> 0:15:35.880 went to work? And yeah you should? What place did 0:15:35.880 --> 0:15:40.320 you come to? Ozzi's did not finish? I can't remember. 0:15:40.680 --> 0:15:43.800 I didn't like, I didn't win. I didn't win ausies clearly, 0:15:43.920 --> 0:15:45.600 no way. What did they come? I think in a 0:15:45.640 --> 0:15:48.680 four hundred. I got fourth. That's the closest shouse. 0:15:49.320 --> 0:15:52.080 Well, regionals you played before. 0:15:52.160 --> 0:15:54.160 Before I continue, I want to tell you something really quick. 0:15:55.280 --> 0:15:57.360 How much do you reckon? You spent on school uniforms 0:15:57.480 --> 0:15:58.400 for Oscar. 0:15:59.200 --> 0:16:03.400 No idea and April bought the original ones and then 0:16:03.480 --> 0:16:06.000 they have a second hand shop at the and it's 0:16:06.440 --> 0:16:08.080 dirt cheap, like five bucks for a pair. Shure. 0:16:08.280 --> 0:16:10.000 See I got they upsold me. 0:16:10.120 --> 0:16:13.000 I'm surprised by that. You're not easy to upsell. I 0:16:13.040 --> 0:16:16.200 know I panicked unless it's business class. 0:16:15.800 --> 0:16:20.560 Now how much so we made the mistake? 0:16:20.880 --> 0:16:21.920 Boys is easy. Boys? 0:16:21.920 --> 0:16:24.240 You give them shorts and a polo. Right, yeah, for 0:16:24.400 --> 0:16:26.720 girls is hard. Let me tell you. Let me take 0:16:26.800 --> 0:16:31.680 this is for maciek okay, well Macey and to school. 0:16:31.960 --> 0:16:32.600 She will have the. 0:16:32.560 --> 0:16:39.080 Option of a dress or a squort, skirt, shorts and 0:16:39.120 --> 0:16:39.680 a polo. 0:16:39.920 --> 0:16:40.320 Okay. 0:16:40.480 --> 0:16:42.920 Marley was like I want the dress, and we're like, great, 0:16:43.200 --> 0:16:44.400 dress is beautiful, you can. 0:16:44.320 --> 0:16:44.840 Have the dress. 0:16:44.960 --> 0:16:46.640 I think may still go the dress to tell her 0:16:46.640 --> 0:16:47.200 to shut up. 0:16:47.320 --> 0:16:50.280 Okay, let me call her right now when she wants 0:16:50.280 --> 0:16:51.720 that dress. Don't do it. 0:16:51.760 --> 0:16:52.360 Don't do it. 0:16:52.440 --> 0:16:54.520 Because they all started on the dress and then all 0:16:54.520 --> 0:16:55.560 the older kids. 0:16:55.520 --> 0:16:59.600 Are in skirts. No squirts. Okay, that's just gonn take 0:16:59.600 --> 0:17:02.160 a little wile. Get my head around the scot scoort. 0:17:02.400 --> 0:17:06.040 A scort is a skirt, but shorts. 0:17:05.800 --> 0:17:09.760 Okay with you like jawns, like jean shorts, very good, 0:17:09.880 --> 0:17:11.280 very good, but they're called like you have to go 0:17:11.280 --> 0:17:16.800 in and ask for sports sneams, also jeekers. 0:17:20.680 --> 0:17:22.359 But I had to get Marlek. She now has these 0:17:22.440 --> 0:17:24.040 dresses that she won't wear, so I have to get 0:17:24.040 --> 0:17:26.439 her scorts. And Apollo and I went into the uniform 0:17:26.440 --> 0:17:28.840 shop this morning and I said, can I have two 0:17:28.840 --> 0:17:32.040 squats and two polos? And she was like, of course, 0:17:32.119 --> 0:17:33.720 and then she went for the brand new ones and 0:17:33.720 --> 0:17:36.840 I was like, but there was a line of people 0:17:36.880 --> 0:17:38.520 and I was like, I was, I panicked. I didn't 0:17:38.560 --> 0:17:42.280 ask for second one hundred bucks for two for two scots. 0:17:42.280 --> 0:17:45.920 It's such a raw two squats and two polows. It's 0:17:45.960 --> 0:17:48.399