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Speaker 2: It's not always about you, bro.

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Speaker 1: You know, I just got a little haircut and even

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Speaker 3: I did notice it. Well, if you notice it, what

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Speaker 3: do you say something I would like to see from you?

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Speaker 1: I've actually gone a bit. This is a bit ash esque.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I would like to see a little bit less side.

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Speaker 3: Burn less side burn Yeah, what do you mean at

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Speaker 3: the moment? Less?

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Speaker 2: Like a tape it? More more tape it side back? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it is a bit tape it. Yeah, I really like it.

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Speaker 3: The length of the back.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I think that needs to be shorter. Really.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks good even more. Yeah, just that bit.

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Speaker 1: I can't tell if you're setting me up.

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Speaker 2: You're right on track. Okay, I'll show you later what

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Speaker 2: I mean. Okay, I also got a haircut too, Have

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Speaker 2: you not noticed?

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Speaker 1: I get sorry? You look great and you've grown your beard. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what's going on there?

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Speaker 2: Me? Life crisis?

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Speaker 4: Got I have not seemed like a vertle that front.

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Speaker 1: Welcome back to two dating dads. I am Maddie Jay

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Speaker 1: and I'm Ash And this is a podcast all about

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Speaker 1: haircuts apparently. So it's the good, the bad, the good,

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Speaker 1: the bad haircuts and the relatable haircuts.

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Speaker 2: What's a relatable haircut?

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Speaker 3: Which feel age?

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Speaker 1: Just short back in sides? It is, Yeah, it's been

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Speaker 1: done to.

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Speaker 2: Death, hasn't that.

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Speaker 1: It's a bit it's overkay.

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Speaker 2: People are leaving the back now because they're like, it's

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Speaker 2: been done to death.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I'm jumping really late on the bandwagon

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Speaker 1: of having it long on the back.

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Speaker 2: I like it. I think you're in good. You've got

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Speaker 2: to remember we're in now. Well, you're in your late thirties, dude.

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Speaker 1: I was at an event where someone said how old

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Speaker 1: they went.

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Speaker 3: Oh shit, you're almost forty.

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Speaker 2: The fuck ore.

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Speaker 1: I was like, how old are you and they're like,

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Speaker 1: I'm twenty six.

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Speaker 2: Oh it's wild.

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Speaker 1: I'm almost forty dude, almost forty.

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Speaker 2: Hey.

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Speaker 1: You know what I've noticed is that the biggest change

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Speaker 1: the closer I get to.

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Speaker 2: Forty one sec. No advice we'll be giving in this podcast.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Let's move forward. Ye, sorry, thank you. The

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Speaker 2: lawyers were stressing out just then. I was stressed.

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Speaker 1: I've noticed that the back hair, like you know you

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Speaker 1: have a little is it called like a welcome mat.

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Speaker 2: What's it called above your welcome mat? Yeah, welcome mat

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Speaker 2: doesn't I don't have it anymore.

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Speaker 3: You trimmed it? Yeah, go on, just look away.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, you missed the spot. A couple of little

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Speaker 3: Who did that?

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Speaker 1: Was that very hard to shave that region?

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Speaker 2: This is going to shave that reason?

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Speaker 3: How would you do it?

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Speaker 2: This is if anyone who know. This is like the

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Speaker 2: lower back lower above the butt crack. Yeah, where the

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Speaker 2: love handles are.

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Speaker 3: Yes.

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Speaker 3: Jesus, it's like run where my back six pack is?

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Speaker 1: I do like the twist, the twist the I go under.

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Speaker 2: Ill just go right under, and I go from my

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Speaker 3: Or my taint.

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Speaker 1: If you would, it looks very good. Why did you

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Speaker 3: I want to look better at a bathing suit dream winter.

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Speaker 3: You've had that for a long time.

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Speaker 2: It was creeping its way up to my shoulders.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is like two dokin granddads. What the fuck?

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Speaker 1: Why is my pubic hair waited until I've almost hit

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Speaker 3: Yes, get it. Boys like you won't.

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Speaker 1: Notice why now if you're a medical expert, tell me.

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Speaker 3: But some people were hairy in school, like man children.

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Speaker 2: I haven't made whose back was back in ass hairy

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Speaker 2: since we were like fourteen.

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Speaker 1: The look on your face. I remember like every morning

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Speaker 2: The old comeback would be like you thought you had

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Speaker 2: heard that that was a glassy Oh god, yeah, and

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Speaker 2: you could get you be like your one you don't

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Speaker 1: What place did he get?

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Speaker 2: It was ninth, But because your shoe fell off, couldn't

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Speaker 2: I don't know if you recall it was a Belk

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Speaker 1: I've tried so hard to subscribe to the school newsletter.

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Speaker 1: Why would you want to do that, because because things

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Speaker 1: like cross country, that's how we find out I'm not

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Speaker 3: I'm not getting told anything. I'm in the dark.

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Speaker 2: Can't you get emails but the newsletter. That's all in

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Speaker 2: the newsletter, but I don't receive. I purposely gave them

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Speaker 2: zero emails for me. They go to April.

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Speaker 1: Would see where opposite and our found that Laura, is

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Speaker 1: that's true, Laura, that they could be like your child

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Speaker 1: is being held at gunpoint and you need to come

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Speaker 1: God love her.

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Speaker 3: You and April together would be terrible. Me and Laura

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Speaker 1: So it works if we ever are inclined to swap partners.

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Speaker 1: Let's just remember this conver station. Well we know it's

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Speaker 2: Ever went to a party and there was a bowl

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Speaker 3: You write it right the school.

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Speaker 1: She's pretty she's the editor. She's the editor. And she

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Speaker 2: I used to like cross country. Yep. I used to

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Speaker 1: You went to regionals, went to my auntie.

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Speaker 3: Actually regionals on carry on.

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Speaker 1: We had zones and then we had regionals after zones,

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Speaker 1: I was one step away from making states.

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Speaker 2: I'm standing by it.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, for what?

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Speaker 2: Lots of things go on to my jump, long jump

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Speaker 1: It's a weird fucking concept, it is. I think, like

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Speaker 2: They were like, who's going to go to reach it's expanding.

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Speaker 1: There was a young boy, Peter Low.

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Speaker 3: Just got it done, got it done.

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Speaker 2: That's just like, did you tell that story of Marley?

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Speaker 1: And I was like, you're so lucky to be able

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Speaker 3: So you kept spooking with the cross country yeah, wa,

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Speaker 2: Then like that, April cried at the cross country for

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Speaker 3: She felt like it was a form of torture. Don't

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Speaker 2: And then like some kids thrive off that sort of

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Speaker 1: But this morning we were like putting on her socks

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Speaker 3: She was like, I don't want to do it. I'm like,

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Speaker 2: So have we got a result yet?

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Speaker 3: Oh you don't know it fucking got canceled cancer.

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Speaker 2: Good.

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Speaker 3: She's probably like it's next term, the next time. So

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Speaker 2: How long is how long is you want? It's literally

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Speaker 3: A kilometer, Yeah, yeah, a kilometer.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're training for regionals. Bro.

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Speaker 1: That is that is that is far does torture? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: can we get the Department of Education inspecting your school?

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Speaker 3: Northern Beaches?

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Speaker 2: I reckon?

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Speaker 3: Still very different. The Klombter's not that far. Dude, you're forty.

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Speaker 2: Forty. If I'm forty, you're forty five.

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Speaker 3: How does that make you feel?

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Speaker 2: Stuff it?

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Speaker 3: You're so close to fifty. It's like twelve more summers

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Speaker 2: Is like twice around thequadrangle? Quadrangle? Quadrangle?

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Speaker 3: Is this math?

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Speaker 2: Jesus so canceled? Going in next year? Do you do

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Speaker 2: Do they do athletics to like some some stage.

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Speaker 1: They do have an athletics carnival? Correct. Yeah, I don't

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Speaker 1: I have my goal for like my midyear goal is

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Speaker 2: How come you can't? What's this zeal?

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Speaker 1: I try and on the website, put email in and

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Speaker 1: and your subscribed. The link never comes I've never had

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Speaker 1: the link. I've never I've tried someone at school going out.

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Speaker 3: That's it. I don't.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not easy, right, Okay, Well I look forward

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Speaker 2: to hearing the results of Marley's run.

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Speaker 1: I will say that George the year threes, George is

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Speaker 1: He came fourth? That's branding. But he had to let

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Speaker 3: So he's like.

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Speaker 2: Nine to be fair. So if you had gone into

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Speaker 1: George with me, and he was petrified, like because it

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Speaker 3: Did you tell the Peterlow story? Yeah? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: went to regionals one time ran with would you like

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Speaker 2: went to work? And yeah you should? What place did

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Speaker 2: I didn't like, I didn't win. I didn't win ausies clearly,

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Speaker 2: no way. What did they come? I think in a

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Speaker 3: Well, regionals you played before.

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Speaker 1: How much do you reckon? You spent on school uniforms

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Speaker 2: No idea and April bought the original ones and then

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Speaker 1: See I got they upsold me.

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Speaker 2: I'm surprised by that. You're not easy to upsell. I

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Speaker 1: Now how much so we made the mistake?

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Speaker 3: Boys is easy. Boys?

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Speaker 1: You give them shorts and a polo. Right, yeah, for

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Speaker 1: girls is hard. Let me tell you. Let me take

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Speaker 1: this is for maciek okay, well Macey and to school.

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Speaker 3: She will have the.

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Speaker 1: Option of a dress or a squort, skirt, shorts and

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Speaker 1: a polo.

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Speaker 1: Marley was like I want the dress, and we're like, great,

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Speaker 1: dress is beautiful, you can.

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Speaker 3: Have the dress.

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Speaker 2: I think may still go the dress to tell her

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Speaker 3: Okay, let me call her right now when she wants

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Speaker 3: that dress. Don't do it.

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Speaker 2: Don't do it.

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Speaker 1: Because they all started on the dress and then all

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Speaker 2: Are in skirts. No squirts. Okay, that's just gonn take

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Speaker 2: a little wile. Get my head around the scot scoort.

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Speaker 1: A scort is a skirt, but shorts.

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Speaker 2: Okay with you like jawns, like jean shorts, very good,

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Speaker 2: very good, but they're called like you have to go

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Speaker 1: But I had to get Marlek. She now has these

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Speaker 1: ask for second one hundred bucks for two for two scots.

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Speaker 1: It's such a raw two squats and two polows. It's

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Speaker 2: I guess, thank you, But I know that we've got

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Speaker 2: the winter uniform coming up. What's the winter uniform? I'm

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Speaker 2: glad you asked. It's a whole new fucking uniform.

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Speaker 3: Like pants.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so pants it's a button up shirt for the boys,

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Speaker 2: for the boys. What I think the shoes stay the same.

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Speaker 2: I hope so. I would hope so, But otherwise I'm

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Speaker 2: going to be out of pocket.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, home was button up shirt.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think. I think we're going to refuse.

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Speaker 2: We've fucking pushed back on that dude pushing into a hole.

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Speaker 2: If they want to make oscar run like four kilometers

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Speaker 2: for cross country, allow that, but you've got to put

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Speaker 2: your foot down, give.

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Speaker 3: Him a bear of pants.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, look, I don't know. I just know that the

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Speaker 2: secondhand stuff is so much cheaper.

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Speaker 1: You've got a man, don't. They saw me and they were.

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Speaker 3: They pulled your pants down as soon as you walked

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Speaker 1: I got bent over, bent over in front of it,

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Speaker 1: in front No, she didn't even spit, she did even spit.

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Speaker 1: Just bent me over in front of my child as well.

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Speaker 1: Marley was like dad, and I was like, don't look

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Speaker 2: Molly May's like while he's spending. When I was asking

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Speaker 2: for something, I got sucked by a pair of Scots. No,

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Speaker 2: are they really long to oscar shorts like shawts? No?

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Speaker 3: Three like three quarter they're like three quarters. They're like

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Speaker 2: The other day, he's like, can you do my string up?

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Speaker 2: I was like yeah, but the things up here. I

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Speaker 2: was pretty much doing up his drawstring and he's fucking

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Speaker 3: And that's probably why he came, because you know, the

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Speaker 3: shoe fell off.

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Speaker 2: It's different. It was a wardrobe malfunction of a different kind.

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Speaker 2: With Oscar, we had our first parent teaching interview. You

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Speaker 2: had your schedule, you wouldn't know.

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Speaker 3: It's not in the newsletter or.

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Speaker 5: The awkward silence. Now, it's really starting to make me

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Speaker 5: feel weird. I'm trying, Ash. I know I'm doing a

445
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,199
Speaker 5: great dad. I'm doing the best that I can a

446
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:53,720
Speaker 5: great dad.

447
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:56,640
Speaker 2: And it's a school's fault that you can't get onto

448
00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:56,920
Speaker 2: the news.

449
00:19:57,160 --> 00:20:00,000
Speaker 1: I can't fucking I can't get in there. I can't subscrip.

450
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:01,080
Speaker 2: You and I are very different.

451
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,920
Speaker 1: It's like Bergheim nightclub. You can't get in, are you

452
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,880
Speaker 1: do you? You obviously have the big group chat. Oh yeah,

453
00:20:07,119 --> 00:20:08,680
Speaker 1: I ignore that.

454
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:12,720
Speaker 2: Oh man. I was like Ashes left immediately before I

455
00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:14,080
Speaker 2: even saw read one mess.

456
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:16,080
Speaker 1: People were asking you about lunchboxes and I was like,

457
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:17,680
Speaker 1: too hot, too hard.

458
00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:20,440
Speaker 3: Okay, parent, teacher, have you been scheduleding for your parents?

459
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:21,200
Speaker 3: Had last week?

460
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,600
Speaker 2: You had your stuff? Me too? Yeah, it's quick. Do

461
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:26,280
Speaker 2: you think I suppose at the end of the term now,

462
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:31,160
Speaker 2: fucking hell, life goes fast. Oh man, it does go quick.

463
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:37,560
Speaker 2: I'm like, you're only forty sorry, fine, Yeah, I'm gonna

464
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:38,200
Speaker 2: have to get you.

465
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:40,240
Speaker 1: I don't know if Oscar was like this, Marley was

466
00:20:40,359 --> 00:20:46,159
Speaker 1: really and it was it was me, Laura Marley was

467
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:50,120
Speaker 1: there and Mary's teacher, and Marley was being really silly,

468
00:20:50,359 --> 00:20:53,040
Speaker 1: like in front of the teacher. Yeah, she was like

469
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,440
Speaker 1: she was she was like nervous, silly.

470
00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:59,480
Speaker 2: Well, she was just being like like bum we we

471
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:01,399
Speaker 2: in front of the teacher. And I was like, what

472
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:02,120
Speaker 2: do you shut up?

473
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:05,600
Speaker 1: And then I was like, well, you know you're gonna

474
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:07,440
Speaker 1: behave and then she was like smack him in the face.

475
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:11,000
Speaker 3: It was they had the report out there.

476
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:17,600
Speaker 1: She was, you know when sometimes in front of other

477
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:21,040
Speaker 1: people she was being super silly, very I was embarrassed.

478
00:21:22,359 --> 00:21:22,679
Speaker 1: That was.

479
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:27,840
Speaker 3: I was just embarrassed we didn't take Oscar. Yeah, it was.

480
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:29,679
Speaker 3: I feel like they're better without.

481
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:32,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean, no one wants to hear what

482
00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:35,360
Speaker 2: someone has to say about you in front of you

483
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:36,119
Speaker 2: to someone else.

484
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:39,800
Speaker 1: It was it was a light touch. It was like, yeah,

485
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:42,919
Speaker 1: it was like here's a picture that she drew. Yeah, Like,

486
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:46,040
Speaker 1: what do they say about Oscar?

487
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:50,880
Speaker 2: He's good, apparently he's really I don't know where who

488
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:52,840
Speaker 2: this kid is. Let's put it this way, I don't

489
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:54,240
Speaker 2: know who this He's really cool.

490
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,359
Speaker 3: He's s CR, isn't he s r C?

491
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:59,800
Speaker 2: As I was close, he's really Apparently, he's really kind,

492
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:04,200
Speaker 2: he's really helpful. He's really he's like really like picks

493
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:05,240
Speaker 2: up things really fast.

494
00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:09,240
Speaker 1: I've been assaulted by Oscar. You tried to kidnap He's

495
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:12,960
Speaker 1: a violent young man. You tried to kidnap him.

496
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:16,919
Speaker 2: If anything, you should be embarrassed about that, because he

497
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:18,199
Speaker 2: beat the ship out of you.

498
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:19,920
Speaker 3: Yeah.

499
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:23,000
Speaker 2: So, like all and all really really good, except like classic,

500
00:22:23,119 --> 00:22:25,119
Speaker 2: my son does get distracted easily.

501
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:27,200
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, that makes total sense.

502
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:29,600
Speaker 2: But otherwise really good. But I felt like the whole

503
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:33,159
Speaker 2: thing was like really daunting, even for us. I was like,

504
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:34,040
Speaker 2: I'm nervous.

505
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:34,960
Speaker 3: What's a teacher like?

506
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:38,639
Speaker 2: So there's two teachers they do a job share for

507
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:42,400
Speaker 2: the first term because the regular teachers on long service, right,

508
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:45,320
Speaker 2: and one of them was heavily pregnant. I'm talking like

509
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:48,440
Speaker 2: that about like she's got just finishes up this week

510
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:51,000
Speaker 2: because she's gonna give birth to a child. And then

511
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:55,240
Speaker 2: both lovely. But I felt like it's the first time

512
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:58,280
Speaker 2: experiencing that, like as it was for you. But April

513
00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:01,320
Speaker 2: and I both felt like it was nerve racking for

514
00:23:01,359 --> 00:23:04,160
Speaker 2: some reason. I don't know why. Everything was fine, thank God,

515
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:07,520
Speaker 2: but like I can imagine, like if you've got like

516
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,520
Speaker 2: quite a naughty kid, it would be pretty daunting.

517
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:12,800
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it'd be awful if that were struggling.

518
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,040
Speaker 2: Do you know what? I was really really nervous until

519
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:16,800
Speaker 2: I had to sit in one of those kids chairs

520
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:18,359
Speaker 2: and I thought, this is all silly.

521
00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:20,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're like your knees are up by you.

522
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,560
Speaker 2: I felt like I felt like I was getting in trouble.

523
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:24,840
Speaker 3: I was like, oh shit, And then I was like,

524
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:26,560
Speaker 3: this is a bit silly on this chair.

525
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:30,840
Speaker 1: I was I don't know the teacher listens to this podcast,

526
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,600
Speaker 1: but I was. After five minutes, I was kind of

527
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:36,960
Speaker 1: like I was struggling to stay focused.

528
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:39,280
Speaker 3: There you go.

529
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:44,199
Speaker 2: Now my teacher actually has a little thing for Maddie Ja.

530
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:48,199
Speaker 2: I gifted the Schools of books for book Fair? Did

531
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:50,600
Speaker 2: you give my calendar? I thought that was inappropriate, but actually,

532
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,320
Speaker 2: just on the calendar really quick. I went and dropped

533
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:54,280
Speaker 2: Macy off at her kindy and one of the teachers

534
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:57,320
Speaker 2: came up and said, Laurel's got one of your calendars

535
00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:59,919
Speaker 2: in the staff room. She was gifted for christ Laurel

536
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:02,600
Speaker 2: was She was like, oh, I love Maddie j And

537
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:04,720
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, he's all right. He only made

538
00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:07,360
Speaker 2: it to regionals, but yeah, you've got a big fan

539
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:08,640
Speaker 2: over there. Thank you.

540
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:10,960
Speaker 1: So maybe I should come to the next parent teachers,

541
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:13,320
Speaker 1: me and you two gay dads? Yeah, how is Macy?

542
00:24:13,359 --> 00:24:14,680
Speaker 1: By the way, Macy's good.

543
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:18,240
Speaker 2: Macy has learned to toilet train herself somehow. I don't

544
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:18,560
Speaker 2: know how.

545
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:23,480
Speaker 3: Just one day she was like I'm finished, and I.

546
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:26,920
Speaker 2: Was like, okay, good time. I was like, time to

547
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,600
Speaker 2: change and happy walking, and she's sitting on the toilet. Hm,

548
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:34,560
Speaker 2: I ordered she again, she's three and a bit.

549
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:37,119
Speaker 1: Okay, that's like prime potty training.

550
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:38,080
Speaker 2: But I didn't.

551
00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:39,960
Speaker 3: I feel like she's watching Oscar.

552
00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:41,680
Speaker 2: Dude, what it is?

553
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:42,080
Speaker 3: Oscar?

554
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:45,439
Speaker 1: He's now parenting your other child. Well that he's the

555
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:46,920
Speaker 1: man of the he you can start paying for ship.

556
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:52,399
Speaker 2: Then he was like for gods, But like I felt

557
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:55,480
Speaker 2: like I didn't like both my kids, I don't even

558
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:58,000
Speaker 2: think about like I didn't have to do any real

559
00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:00,960
Speaker 2: toilet training, like like what other than going.

560
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:02,800
Speaker 3: We should we?

561
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:03,400
Speaker 2: Yeah?

562
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:06,960
Speaker 1: I think Laura would always watch Marley and she'd be like,

563
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,800
Speaker 1: I want to do that, like I want to, I

564
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,640
Speaker 1: want to I want to experience that ride achievable goal

565
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:14,760
Speaker 1: I'm being on the toilet. So Lola was pretty easy

566
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:18,720
Speaker 1: even even now. I don't know if Macy's like this Lola.

567
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:21,280
Speaker 1: Whenever she's doing a little activity, she locks into it

568
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:26,840
Speaker 1: to the point where she pushes the needle very far

569
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:30,480
Speaker 1: when it comes to like knitting to wi. So she'll

570
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:32,359
Speaker 1: be coloring something in and she won't want to finish it,

571
00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:33,720
Speaker 1: and she won't she won't want to go to the

572
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:35,679
Speaker 1: toilet until she's finished coloring in and then.

573
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:39,040
Speaker 3: And then she's like, ah still does that. He relisself.

574
00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:40,560
Speaker 3: He was like drawing and he's like, I'm like, we're

575
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:42,600
Speaker 3: holding under your dig for mate, go.

576
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:45,560
Speaker 2: Into the piss and like, okay, we right back, and

577
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:49,800
Speaker 2: he sprinted off. Macy's doing obviously just all of a sudden,

578
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 2: doing ships on the toilet, right, and then I'll be like.

579
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:56,960
Speaker 1: Still wiping though, right she no, She's banging on wiping

580
00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:58,960
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what is going I got a check,

581
00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:00,639
Speaker 1: which is weird.

582
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:02,720
Speaker 2: It's so weird, just like be like, come here and

583
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:05,640
Speaker 2: let me check your asshole. What's a fucking weird thing.

584
00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:09,840
Speaker 3: Is It's weird when you come in there and you're like, alright,

585
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:12,240
Speaker 3: term for the asshole inspection. Don't know if I grab

586
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:12,640
Speaker 3: your toes?

587
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:17,480
Speaker 2: Hello, hello, oh my god, everything's everything seems to be

588
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:18,200
Speaker 2: on now cough.

589
00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:22,679
Speaker 1: Sometimes Laola's like I've finished and I'm like, let me

590
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:23,080
Speaker 1: have a check.

591
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:24,920
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this ship everywhere?

592
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:27,479
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, it looks like when you used to when

593
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:28,800
Speaker 2: you're a kid, and then you get a drop of

594
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,800
Speaker 2: paint put it in a piece of paper and a

595
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:35,840
Speaker 2: butterfly butterfly and I'm like, did you wipe and Lalla's

596
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:39,640
Speaker 2: like yeah, yeah, wall and I'm like, God, you need help.

597
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:41,720
Speaker 2: And I'm waiting to go into the bathroom and just

598
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:43,520
Speaker 2: see a ship on the side of the fucking tour

599
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:46,360
Speaker 2: like oh yeah, just waiting for it. But she does

600
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:49,400
Speaker 2: this quirky thing where she'll be like daddy like yeah,

601
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:53,160
Speaker 2: She's like, can you get me a book and then

602
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,359
Speaker 2: I walked in and she was like, I didn't at

603
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:56,120
Speaker 2: this stage, I.

604
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:57,520
Speaker 3: Didn't know that she was on the tour.

605
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,760
Speaker 2: And I walked past the toll the doors wide open,

606
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 2: like it looked at my right. And then she's like

607
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:09,679
Speaker 2: holding the book and I was like, what.

608
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:12,240
Speaker 3: The hell is? And then can she read? No?

609
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:14,520
Speaker 2: And then I was like what do you use the

610
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:14,920
Speaker 2: book for it?

611
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,080
Speaker 1: She just helps me relaxed, and I was like reading

612
00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:18,400
Speaker 1: the Financial Times.

613
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:20,880
Speaker 2: And she does this weird She's doing this weird walk

614
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:22,840
Speaker 2: at the moment where it's like a real smug like

615
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:25,119
Speaker 2: like the like the daker on the shirts by the

616
00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:30,320
Speaker 2: way shirts like that, where it's like she like struts

617
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 2: off down the hallway like she's just successfully back a

618
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:34,760
Speaker 2: massive turn out.

619
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:36,000
Speaker 1: What is she reading the toilet?

620
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,119
Speaker 2: Oh? Just whatever book she can get a hand on.

621
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:39,480
Speaker 3: Good on her, Good on you.

622
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:42,800
Speaker 1: That's great, that's great parenting take for I love how

623
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:44,440
Speaker 1: you like, I don't know who's doing it. April's d

624
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:47,680
Speaker 1: like blood, sweat and tears, making sure that leaves rolled off,

625
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:51,119
Speaker 1: and you're like, it's she's just done it herself.

626
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:52,359
Speaker 3: Shout out to April.

627
00:27:52,920 --> 00:28:00,400
Speaker 2: April, Sure did you ask Ash?

628
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:03,880
Speaker 1: We would normally do lies, but I'm gonna I'm gonna

629
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 1: rest lies for this week.

630
00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:06,880
Speaker 3: Is that a lie?

631
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:07,320
Speaker 2: Okay?

632
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:11,080
Speaker 3: Gotcha? Gotcha? We're gonna rest lies.

633
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:11,280
Speaker 2: Ok.

634
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:13,800
Speaker 1: We're going to bring back lies next week.

635
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:15,360
Speaker 2: We are, but a little.

636
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:16,880
Speaker 1: Reminder that if you do have any lies, we wan't

637
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:19,320
Speaker 1: really obscure ones. You know, the crazy, the better send

638
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:21,639
Speaker 1: them through to us. But we're going to jump straight

639
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:26,560
Speaker 1: into listener questions, Ash, what precious thing you that's beautiful?

640
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:27,639
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you?

641
00:28:28,359 --> 00:28:33,440
Speaker 1: Next question, what precious thing did you or your kids destroy?

642
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:37,160
Speaker 1: This is off the back of just little mentioned little

643
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:40,920
Speaker 1: nod to your dad destroying the art peace last week?

644
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:46,480
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, yes, I do have something before this

645
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:50,800
Speaker 2: as please. I hate to always flash back, but I can.

646
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:54,040
Speaker 1: I just say, don't you dare apologize for hating a

647
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 1: flashback because I love them.

648
00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 2: Let's go right back. How old also was about oscars age.

649
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:06,480
Speaker 2: I lived in Narrabeen in what they call an asbestos house.

650
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:09,240
Speaker 2: It's funny because I live in asbestos house now, so

651
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:12,480
Speaker 2: I've gone full circle. They say, closed the circle. Here

652
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:17,680
Speaker 2: we are and my dad's quite an avid surfer. And

653
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 2: when we were kids, we were all coming back from somewhere.

654
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:21,200
Speaker 2: I think it was like it must have been a

655
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:23,240
Speaker 2: weekend because no one was working, no one was at school.

656
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:26,320
Speaker 2: We had one family car. We went very well off,

657
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 2: and I remember we did a surf check on the

658
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:33,160
Speaker 2: way home from wherever we were, and I recall Dad

659
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,760
Speaker 2: being like, it's good, got to get these kids home

660
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:39,440
Speaker 2: so that he can go. So we drove home. It

661
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:41,880
Speaker 2: had quite a long driveway out the side of the

662
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:45,720
Speaker 2: house that on the left side was a fence that was.

663
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:49,800
Speaker 3: Like just like a timber fence, and it's it was

664
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:51,240
Speaker 3: not the pretty side.

665
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:53,440
Speaker 2: Of the tim offence. You now, there's an ugly side.

666
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:57,280
Speaker 2: It was the ugly side because we're poor. Someone else

667
00:29:57,320 --> 00:30:03,400
Speaker 2: payer defense, Okay, And I recall us driving up the

668
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:06,080
Speaker 2: driveway and getting out of the car.

669
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:08,400
Speaker 1: It can I will say, it is quite a flex

670
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:11,120
Speaker 1: to have a defence, to have the fence on the

671
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:11,800
Speaker 1: nice side.

672
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:13,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's your fence situation?

673
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:17,000
Speaker 2: It's definitely nice. You're a nice guy.

674
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:21,240
Speaker 3: Look, it is the nice side on.

675
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:22,560
Speaker 2: Both sides of the house. Yeah.

676
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 3: Oh wow, I know, sorry, must be very nice.

677
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:29,320
Speaker 1: So I don't know what it feels. I'm going to

678
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:31,280
Speaker 1: relate to your story, but I just I can't know,

679
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:33,200
Speaker 1: I don't get it and didn't get it to me

680
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:33,960
Speaker 1: feel poor.

681
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:40,360
Speaker 2: Anyway, So we've gone up. I am on the passenger

682
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:42,000
Speaker 2: side behind Mum in my chair.

683
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 3: Anyway, so we've all gotten out of the car.

684
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:48,440
Speaker 2: And I was so so young, so there's like the

685
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:53,440
Speaker 2: memory is not completely clear, what it's hazy, But anyway,

686
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:55,440
Speaker 2: we've all gotten out of the car. Dad's put his

687
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:58,120
Speaker 2: board in the car and gone to reverse back down

688
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:01,080
Speaker 2: the driveway and and I don't know if you recall,

689
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:03,640
Speaker 2: on the poor side of the fence is where the

690
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 2: posts are that keep the structural integrity of said fence.

691
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:11,760
Speaker 2: And the back door on the passenger side, which was

692
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 2: my side, had been slightly left open, and he had

693
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:21,560
Speaker 2: reversed down the driveway, hence ripping the car door off.

694
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:28,080
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, expensive exercise. So think about this. Think a

695
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:32,520
Speaker 2: four door car with three doors and a big hole

696
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:35,840
Speaker 2: where the fourth door is meant And how is the

697
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:42,240
Speaker 2: fence fence well built? The poor side the rich person

698
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:44,320
Speaker 2: that I was like, not my ridge side of the fence,

699
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:46,800
Speaker 2: and it was perfectly fine from what I recall, but

700
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:51,920
Speaker 2: it did it did rip the car door clean off. However,

701
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:56,280
Speaker 2: my as you can imagine, my dad was rope because

702
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:58,720
Speaker 2: there's two things that have happened here. He's missed the serve,

703
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 2: which is probably the thing he was most upset about

704
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:03,960
Speaker 2: it in the end, and the car is missing a door,

705
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 2: our only car that we have.

706
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:10,040
Speaker 3: That dad's source of getting to work.

707
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:12,000
Speaker 2: And I think at the time he had like three

708
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:14,480
Speaker 2: jobs because he worked in sales this time.

709
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:15,560
Speaker 3: Okay, so I apologize.

710
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,800
Speaker 2: So this was not this is pre sales rep days.

711
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:20,920
Speaker 2: No need to yell, Okay, I won't. I refuse not to.

712
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 2: He had a couple of different jobs in different areas.

713
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:31,520
Speaker 2: But anyway, he was really ropeable about it, and he

714
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:33,440
Speaker 2: was ropeable about it for years.

715
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:36,000
Speaker 3: It was the sort of thing where they bring it.

716
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 2: Back up all the time.

717
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:39,600
Speaker 1: He can I just can I just confirm for one second? Yes,

718
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:40,959
Speaker 1: was it your fault?

719
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 3: Like was it? Were you in the was it?

720
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 2: I'm imagining right now that everything's happening really quickly, your

721
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 2: dad's like, get out of the fucking car, gotta go,

722
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:50,120
Speaker 2: gotta go.

723
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:52,560
Speaker 1: Maybe it'll happen too quick. You didn't get a chance.

724
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 1: You're grade too, you're grade too, you're like seven.

725
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:58,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it was on my side, my door. Hence

726
00:32:58,920 --> 00:32:59,479
Speaker 2: my fault.

727
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:02,800
Speaker 3: So I've no, no, no, no. Let me finish the story

728
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:06,880
Speaker 3: then we can ask questions. So it was I copped

729
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:08,480
Speaker 3: the blame because that's my door.

730
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:11,520
Speaker 2: That's unfair. Sorry, it's not unfair. I don't think it's

731
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:15,480
Speaker 2: unfair to It's an assumption. That's what that is, whether

732
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:16,239
Speaker 2: it's unfair or not.

733
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:18,440
Speaker 3: He assumed. He assumed, They all assumed.

734
00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:19,440
Speaker 2: Everyone's assumed.

735
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:22,280
Speaker 1: If you're the driver, you check the doors before you drive.

736
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:26,880
Speaker 2: For years, it was brought up, always, always brought up

737
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:33,680
Speaker 2: for so long, come on, thank you, let go now,

738
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:37,720
Speaker 2: all the way until teenage years, where it was continually

739
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 2: brought up to be it went from being like how

740
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:43,080
Speaker 2: pissed off they were about it and how much it

741
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:44,680
Speaker 2: costs them in the end to it being like an

742
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,520
Speaker 2: embarrassing story, like tell people ruin the family. I just

743
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:52,400
Speaker 2: did this somewhere around my sixteenth birthday. You didn't ruin

744
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:54,480
Speaker 2: the family, as you chose to ignore that. It's again,

745
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 2: oh I missed. It's okay, around my sixteenth birthday an

746
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 2: admission of someone admitted to actually doing it my sister.

747
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:11,840
Speaker 2: So back then, my sister has opened the door. Older

748
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:16,040
Speaker 2: sister got out on that side with me, left the

749
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 2: door open. Wow, it ripped off. She pointed the finger

750
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:26,160
Speaker 2: at me. Fifteen years or something, I say, twelve years

751
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:29,759
Speaker 2: something like that. Ten twelve years had gone by her

752
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:34,040
Speaker 2: keeping her mouth shut, enjoying me being brought up for

753
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:35,560
Speaker 2: years and years.

754
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:39,760
Speaker 1: So she just stood there watching you get beaten, pretty

755
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:42,040
Speaker 1: much smacked up earlyhood.

756
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 3: Where she has finally said it was me.

757
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:49,520
Speaker 1: What was the trigger point for her admitting I can't remember.

758
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:50,799
Speaker 3: I just the guilt was too much.

759
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:54,279
Speaker 2: I think that the guilt got to her evengual and

760
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:56,719
Speaker 2: it might have got to the point where you.

761
00:34:56,680 --> 00:35:00,120
Speaker 1: Would hold onto that to your deathbed. Really, yeah, you

762
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:02,040
Speaker 1: would expect like if she was about to go, she'd

763
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:02,719
Speaker 1: be like, by the.

764
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:08,640
Speaker 3: Way the car door was meat, Yeah, fully, what has happened?

765
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:11,959
Speaker 1: I was unsure, like what why she wanted to clear

766
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:12,719
Speaker 1: a conscience?

767
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:14,960
Speaker 2: I'm not sure. I mean, we're still talking. This is

768
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,480
Speaker 2: fifteen years ago that she cleared a conscience. And I

769
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:20,560
Speaker 2: was like, I remember for I remember for so long

770
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:23,040
Speaker 2: it was like I because the car was fucking ruined,

771
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:25,839
Speaker 2: pretty much like it was an old car anyway, and

772
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:28,560
Speaker 2: it was like I was always the kid in the

773
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:31,960
Speaker 2: family who ruined the car. My sister could never do

774
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:34,920
Speaker 2: any wrong. It shaped the rest of my childhood. I

775
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 2: reckon because it was like, I remember when you.

776
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 3: Fuck the car up, your piece of shit. Shit, not

777
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:41,279
Speaker 3: that my.

778
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:44,200
Speaker 2: Parents spoke to me like that. Mom might have that

779
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:47,480
Speaker 2: would yeah wow, but yeah for so long, and my

780
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:53,120
Speaker 2: sister would do the they're like, you remember that, and

781
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 2: then eventually, like I.

782
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:56,479
Speaker 1: Said, how's your relationship now with your sister?

783
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:57,279
Speaker 2: That's great, We're great.

784
00:35:57,360 --> 00:35:59,520
Speaker 3: We're great friends until I get her back eventually.

785
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:03,600
Speaker 2: But yeah, it's a scarring moment. But I was the

786
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 2: precious item that I had ruined of my parents.

787
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry you had to experience that. It's like

788
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:13,120
Speaker 1: those stories of the person who was like incorrectly charged

789
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:15,320
Speaker 1: with murder and they spent the whole life in prison.

790
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:16,839
Speaker 3: That's exactly how I felt.

791
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:20,120
Speaker 2: I felt like I was incarcerated an innocent man. Yes,

792
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:23,320
Speaker 2: I felt like it was In the move the Hurricane, No, okay,

793
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:25,359
Speaker 2: it's let me just give you the just really quick.

794
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:27,360
Speaker 1: It's quite a long about a car door that gets broken.

795
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:29,600
Speaker 2: It's about a car door that gets written. It's about

796
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 2: a boxer who gets framed for a murder. A long

797
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:36,359
Speaker 2: time ago, and there was a really famous song called

798
00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:39,320
Speaker 2: the Hurricane.

799
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:43,320
Speaker 1: To me right now, I'm getting nothing but one word

800
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:45,680
Speaker 1: screaming into my vision.

801
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:51,840
Speaker 2: What do you mean, Hollywood movie imagine they're making a

802
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:54,600
Speaker 2: blockbuster movie out of me ruining the card?

803
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 1: This has got I mean, I think screenwriters would be

804
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:00,000
Speaker 1: salivating right now.

805
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 2: Years I lived in shamee I lived. I was suppressed

806
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 2: for years in my own family home.

807
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, betrayed.

808
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:16,440
Speaker 2: I was betrayed by your own legend. What I have

809
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:18,720
Speaker 2: never been able to trust ever again?

810
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:20,520
Speaker 3: Anyone? Anyone?

811
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:24,680
Speaker 2: Wow, the sight of a car door like it s inspiral,

812
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:25,719
Speaker 2: sends me spiraling.

813
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:28,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, every time you shot a car door flashbacks.

814
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:31,240
Speaker 2: Yeah. Now, I'm like every time you see a fence,

815
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 2: anytime someone weirs about me slamming their door, I'm like, well,

816
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 2: you gotta be sure, you gotta be careful, and you

817
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:38,919
Speaker 2: gotta be sure.

818
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:41,440
Speaker 1: This has got to be made into a movie. Surely

819
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:42,080
Speaker 1: we should do it.

820
00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:42,719
Speaker 3: It'll we know.

821
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:45,239
Speaker 1: A start Man Arrival was a hurricane based on a

822
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:45,840
Speaker 1: true story.

823
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:47,839
Speaker 2: It is a true story, but there you go, And

824
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:51,360
Speaker 2: there was a ten minute song the was it. This

825
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:55,879
Speaker 2: is the story of the hurricane, but this is.

826
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,800
Speaker 3: A story of a car door.

827
00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:03,680
Speaker 2: How's the go again, Jess, can you just get that

828
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:04,520
Speaker 2: song up really quick?

829
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:05,960
Speaker 3: How does it go?

830
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 2: Again?

831
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 3: It's not important anyway. It's goot feature film written all

832
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:09,759
Speaker 3: over it.

833
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:11,120
Speaker 2: Who would play me? Probably young?

834
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 1: You have to play yourself, dude. Probably with Ai you could.

835
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 1: They could do like a young version of yourself. You

836
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:16,200
Speaker 1: wouldn't need to.

837
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:20,480
Speaker 2: Have like an upper up and what up and coming

838
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:25,160
Speaker 2: young actor to play me. That's what I want, okay,

839
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:27,520
Speaker 2: and then the teenage version of me. Don't make him

840
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:29,640
Speaker 2: look as awkwards idea as a teenager. I want like

841
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:31,320
Speaker 2: a nice, pristine teenager.

842
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:38,360
Speaker 3: I'll do it the pristine teenager, can we That's a

843
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:38,960
Speaker 3: bit much.

844
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,560
Speaker 1: Very very very Harvey Weinstein of you.

845
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:45,279
Speaker 2: That's what I was going for.

846
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:50,560
Speaker 1: There's two things that I I originally said that in

847
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:53,359
Speaker 1: my mind. So I didn't break anything. Actually I did

848
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:55,320
Speaker 1: break a few things.

849
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 3: Just twenty four other women's hearts on the Bachelor.

850
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:05,120
Speaker 1: Jesus, A couple of things, just old old note. We

851
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:07,960
Speaker 1: we ended up having our neighbors. It wasn't like a

852
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:10,960
Speaker 1: mountain bike. It was like a cruiser bike. Did a

853
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:11,840
Speaker 1: few jumps on it.

854
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:12,280
Speaker 2: Sick.

855
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:15,319
Speaker 3: I used to I used to was. I was very bad.

856
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:17,280
Speaker 3: I used to love riding bikes. But I would always

857
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:18,640
Speaker 3: like trying and hit jumps fall off.

858
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:20,319
Speaker 2: You got to hit jumps, you got hit the jump.

859
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 2: What's the point of having a bike if you're not

860
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:22,120
Speaker 2: hitting jump?

861
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:25,839
Speaker 1: Well, said sick, So broke the bike. My dad when

862
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:28,759
Speaker 1: I was this is like really young. My dad had

863
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 1: these machetes.

864
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:33,440
Speaker 3: Okay, what's the name ivan that.

865
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 1: He had bought he was working in Pappa Ne, Guinea.

866
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:41,759
Speaker 1: There were like these like carved machetes. They were like

867
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,760
Speaker 1: I can't again, very hazy.

868
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:46,520
Speaker 3: This is when I'm let's hope. So that's like six.

869
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 2: So when you do get questioned about the machetes.

870
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:51,399
Speaker 1: And I remember they were like not machetes, you would

871
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:53,560
Speaker 1: use the old machetes that would be like on a mantelpiece

872
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:54,840
Speaker 1: on display.

873
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:55,880
Speaker 3: In a psychopath's house.

874
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:59,640
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, And I have this memory with my oldest

875
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 1: sister or brother where we took the machetes. We went

876
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:05,839
Speaker 1: down into the backyard there was a big rock and

877
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:08,320
Speaker 1: we would then smash the rock with a machete and

878
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:11,160
Speaker 1: it made little sparks and we were like, how cool

879
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:14,280
Speaker 1: is this. We're making fire And we just like bashed

880
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:16,399
Speaker 1: the hell out of the machete until they were all

881
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:19,000
Speaker 1: like dinted in from the rock because we like making sparks,

882
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 1: and then we just put them back until my dad

883
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:23,480
Speaker 1: came home and was like, what the fuck is this?

884
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:30,360
Speaker 3: Okay, you ruined the man's hobby pretty much his prize possessions.

885
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,479
Speaker 2: Do we know what they cost? Though?

886
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:36,239
Speaker 3: No I don't, but they were priceless. Yeah, why do

887
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 3: kids do dumb shit like that?

888
00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 1: Then I will just say as well, last thing, this

889
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 1: one is etched into my mind. We used to have

890
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 1: a ride on lawnmower shut up, and I used to

891
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:50,920
Speaker 1: really love the ride on lawnmower. It's very slow, but

892
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:55,239
Speaker 1: we had at one point a little slope and.

893
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 3: To hit the jumps on that too. Well, I.

894
00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:00,360
Speaker 1: Got the hose out and we're like with then a

895
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:02,840
Speaker 1: bit of an incline. I wet it so all the

896
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 1: grass was like real greasy, and then I would hit

897
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:08,680
Speaker 1: it at pace and then turn and drift and do

898
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:13,200
Speaker 1: a bit sick that is good. And then I did

899
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 1: that a number of times until I kind of went

900
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:17,879
Speaker 1: faster and faster and sharper and sharper, until I ended

901
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:22,840
Speaker 1: up rolling the ride on lawnmower down the hill and

902
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:25,719
Speaker 1: it ended up upside down. Luckily I didn't have the

903
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 1: blades on and I jumped off the right on lawn

904
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:32,359
Speaker 1: mower so I was not crushed, so like full action

905
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:34,360
Speaker 1: movie jump with action packs.

906
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:35,919
Speaker 3: And then you're like, that was sick, Let's do it again.

907
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:38,239
Speaker 1: And then I was like I couldn't I couldn't lift,

908
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:41,360
Speaker 1: I couldn't correct the lawnmower it and I think I

909
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 1: just left home. I just my mum was away and

910
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:47,799
Speaker 1: my dad was coming home, and I was like, well

911
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:52,239
Speaker 1: for me, yeah, see guys, my backpack off to the

912
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:54,399
Speaker 1: bus and I went to a MAT's house.

913
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:59,160
Speaker 2: A police weren't falsely accused. Man, I've got a question

914
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:02,160
Speaker 2: for you. I know we're not really in the you

915
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:04,440
Speaker 2: know we did last week talk about Christmas and the

916
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:07,160
Speaker 2: guy that had the fucking Christmas music on.

917
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:11,040
Speaker 1: Yes, but in terms of gift giving, of course, birthdays,

918
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:12,239
Speaker 1: birthdays are.

919
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:14,359
Speaker 3: They do happen throughout the year.

920
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:19,000
Speaker 2: I am aware of that. Actually, sorry, I didn't mean

921
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:21,280
Speaker 2: to just a reminder. I did remind you about Laura's

922
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:22,120
Speaker 2: birthday the other day.

923
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:24,080
Speaker 1: Yes, when's your birthday again?

924
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:25,880
Speaker 2: I'm not telling you because you forget every year and

925
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:27,400
Speaker 2: you're like, what July seven.

926
00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:32,800
Speaker 1: July six, your April. You're coming up. I'm going to

927
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:33,520
Speaker 1: missage April.

928
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:41,640
Speaker 2: You're the worst. What are the worst you? What are

929
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:45,640
Speaker 2: the worst presents you can give a child? It's birthday, Christmas, regardless,

930
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 2: just presents. Top three? Give me your top three worst.

931
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:52,400
Speaker 1: I'm going to start with number three. A carryoke machine.

932
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:54,160
Speaker 1: That was my number two.

933
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:57,560
Speaker 3: I think they're like they're a nightmare.

934
00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 2: Well, I told that story that I got one from

935
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 2: my mother in law and I hit it and we

936
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:03,279
Speaker 2: never and the kids never asked about it ever again.

937
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:06,359
Speaker 1: You'll play with it for a day, a week at

938
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 1: the most, and then you got you got to bury.

939
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:13,399
Speaker 2: That one day it was gone. Literally it was Boxing day,

940
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:14,840
Speaker 2: and I'm like this.

941
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,879
Speaker 1: There is one thing that kids do not need. It's

942
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 1: a piece of equipment to amplify their voice.

943
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:20,640
Speaker 3: You might as well give them a drum kit.

944
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:25,919
Speaker 1: Yes, Like I say, for anyone out there, don't give

945
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:27,760
Speaker 1: karaoke machines to kids.

946
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:31,080
Speaker 2: No good one. What's your do you want to do?

947
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:32,279
Speaker 1: What's your number three?

948
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:35,680
Speaker 2: My number three is hot wheels tracks. I thought that

949
00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:39,480
Speaker 2: would be a great gift in theory. Yeah, when I

950
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 2: first heard Oscar, I was like, oh, who love hot

951
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:44,000
Speaker 2: wheels track? But there's a couple of things with them.

952
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:47,200
Speaker 2: The firstly is the hot wheels. Cars get left on

953
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:49,759
Speaker 2: the ground and in the dark if their flips upside down,

954
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:54,719
Speaker 2: eat a couple of plastic sharp wheels. And man, you

955
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:57,120
Speaker 2: know when people are talking about stepping on blocks, step

956
00:43:57,160 --> 00:44:01,560
Speaker 2: on a hot wheels car, bro oh my god, that's

957
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:04,239
Speaker 2: one thing and the other thing is and it might

958
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 2: just be my kid. The frustration because they car never

959
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:10,000
Speaker 2: makes it to the end of the track, or the

960
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:12,759
Speaker 2: track bits get lost, or he'll be.

961
00:44:12,719 --> 00:44:14,480
Speaker 3: Like, I'm going to do this track and it's gonna work.

962
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:18,560
Speaker 2: And because they don't understand physics at that age, well

963
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 2: neither do I. It I know what's kind of going

964
00:44:22,719 --> 00:44:25,719
Speaker 2: to work and what's not going to work. The frustration

965
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:28,839
Speaker 2: just I just end up. I've hidden them. I've got

966
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:31,200
Speaker 2: a box full of them, and I've hidden them because

967
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:32,080
Speaker 2: it's the worst.

968
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:38,360
Speaker 1: My second, my number two on my list slime that

969
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:42,839
Speaker 1: is bad. Slime is just like, if there is one,

970
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:47,560
Speaker 1: if anyone brings in slime into this household, within seconds,

971
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:48,680
Speaker 1: I'm putting that in the fucking bin.

972
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 2: I'm gonna hard slime through it.

973
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:53,400
Speaker 1: Because it just like it gets everywhere, gets on the

974
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:56,640
Speaker 1: carpet gets in the kid's hair, stinks.

975
00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:58,120
Speaker 3: That smell it.

976
00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:00,680
Speaker 1: Like it just ends up every where and then it

977
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:02,880
Speaker 1: dries hard. It's it's hard to get off.

978
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,680
Speaker 3: How would you define that smell.

979
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:09,400
Speaker 2: It's like a chemical chemical, synthetic rubbery concox.

980
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:12,760
Speaker 1: It's nuclear. That's a very good word for its nuclear.

981
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:17,600
Speaker 1: It's essentially that you're bringing in nuclear waste into a household.

982
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:21,120
Speaker 2: And usually because it's slime and it's meant to be

983
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:23,759
Speaker 2: appillion with kids, it's bright colored and the kids don't

984
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 2: get it, like, they don't they don't know how to

985
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:27,800
Speaker 2: play with it. Okay, they don't know how it works.

986
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:30,279
Speaker 2: How does slime work? It's like what are you trying

987
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:32,200
Speaker 2: to what are you trying to achieve with slime? It's

988
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:34,040
Speaker 2: like even a big thing, a chewing gum, like it

989
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:37,040
Speaker 2: just end up fucking everywhere.

990
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:39,080
Speaker 1: And no need for it. There should be. Hey, there's

991
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:41,120
Speaker 1: an election coming up. One thing that I want to

992
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 1: have as a rule legislation ban slime.

993
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:47,400
Speaker 2: Will stop full stop. Yeah, there's a whole aisle dedicated

994
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 2: to slime in like some shops, the slim shop. Now aha,

995
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:53,440
Speaker 2: number two for me? Do you know what I hate?

996
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaker 3: Going in again? In theory, it's like this would be cool.

997
00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:57,799
Speaker 3: I also going to love this kids.

998
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:01,400
Speaker 2: You anything remote control drives me fucking wild.

999
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:01,960
Speaker 3: Okay.

1000
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:05,440
Speaker 2: I think the first time that you get given a

1001
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:08,480
Speaker 2: remote control calf, your kid does and you you're in

1002
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:12,200
Speaker 2: charge of setting up, it's like the novelty wars wears

1003
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:16,160
Speaker 2: off real quick before it's like annoying. They usually make

1004
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:21,400
Speaker 2: annoying sounds. The batteries never last that long, are expensive,

1005
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:25,279
Speaker 2: and then there's the meltdown when you don't have the

1006
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:28,920
Speaker 2: appropriate batteries, and I just think you're setting the parent

1007
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:31,680
Speaker 2: up there for a lot of failures after you've given

1008
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:34,880
Speaker 2: the initial cool looking gift of the rally car. And

1009
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:39,359
Speaker 2: I was like that sick And then he crashes into

1010
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:41,560
Speaker 2: something and it breaks and and he's like, oh, I

1011
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:42,239
Speaker 2: need to do one.

1012
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:45,280
Speaker 3: I didn't know that that's very.

1013
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:50,160
Speaker 1: Anything remote control. It's simple, okay. My number one number

1014
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:56,920
Speaker 1: one melted bead kits. Oh you know, you know the

1015
00:46:56,960 --> 00:47:00,560
Speaker 1: ones where you have like a triangle shape and then

1016
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 1: you put the beads on and you iron it like

1017
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:07,439
Speaker 1: it's so delicate, it's so near, and but I can

1018
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:11,040
Speaker 1: barely finish the shape, and trying to get a toddler

1019
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:13,560
Speaker 1: not toddler that because are not toddler. Sorry, I apologize

1020
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:16,400
Speaker 1: to try and get my child under the age of

1021
00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:18,480
Speaker 1: ten to complete that.

1022
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:22,359
Speaker 2: Like it's just it's essentially it becomes a point where

1023
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:23,279
Speaker 2: you're just playing with it.

1024
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:27,759
Speaker 1: I'm doing and the beads end up fucking everywhere.

1025
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:32,160
Speaker 2: There's a moment when done, when you're ironing, like the

1026
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:34,120
Speaker 2: choices of I made in life for this to be

1027
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:34,839
Speaker 2: what I'm doing.

1028
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 1: I can't tell you in those those cupboards down there,

1029
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:38,920
Speaker 1: how many times I've gone to get something out, like

1030
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:42,600
Speaker 1: a charger and then I've hit the bead bowl and

1031
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:50,279
Speaker 1: beads of bloody who When the kids are like, we

1032
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:57,800
Speaker 1: play with the beads, it's it's just it's awful. It's

1033
00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:00,920
Speaker 1: guaranteed to end up in tears. The kids are frustrated,

1034
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:03,680
Speaker 1: they're annoyed, and then like when you do iron it

1035
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 1: and then they're like, they're not happy with it.

1036
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:08,160
Speaker 2: It's just no beads. I'm gonna give you my number

1037
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:11,040
Speaker 2: one now please. And I received this from my sister,

1038
00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:12,680
Speaker 2: the one who blamed me for the car thing.

1039
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:16,120
Speaker 3: So thanks, Beth. A kazoo go on.

1040
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:19,360
Speaker 2: So A kazoo is a small mouth whistle sort of

1041
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:20,080
Speaker 2: thing that goes.

1042
00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:26,560
Speaker 1: Is it kind of like they had the world Cupella.

1043
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:29,600
Speaker 3: It's like a minivozella and the kazoo family.

1044
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,520
Speaker 2: It's it's it's one of the kazoo relatives.

1045
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:35,280
Speaker 3: Yes, it's an offspring of the kazoo.

1046
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:36,000
Speaker 2: I thought say so.

1047
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,200
Speaker 3: It's like a baby kazoo.

1048
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:43,600
Speaker 2: Right, no way, vizella sorry, baby Vouverzella is a 's evolution,

1049
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:47,000
Speaker 2: the evolution of life. Where we going? Where am I

1050
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:50,440
Speaker 2: going with it? Let me continue though. My child, Oscar

1051
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:54,520
Speaker 2: was two for his second birthday. Got him. It's like

1052
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:58,360
Speaker 2: a metal kazoo, and the problem is with the kazoo,

1053
00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:02,160
Speaker 2: is it doesn't. It's like a harmonica, also part of

1054
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:05,320
Speaker 2: the Ververzella family. It's actually the distant cousin of the kazoo.

1055
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:12,359
Speaker 2: It's a wind instrument. Would you just like the trumpet anyway? Sorry,

1056
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:14,759
Speaker 2: we could go on all that. With a harmonica, you

1057
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:17,040
Speaker 2: can blow out and you can suck in. Yes, and

1058
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:20,320
Speaker 2: it makes noise. Same with the kazoo, but it's more annoying.

1059
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:26,000
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, man, if we get insert a kazoo here, yes,

1060
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:26,680
Speaker 2: that'd be great.

1061
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:29,919
Speaker 6: Oh my dad, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, fine, fine,

1062
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:54,200
Speaker 6: fine one, I like dressing dance prettings.

1063
00:49:56,360 --> 00:50:00,640
Speaker 2: But she brought him a kazoo for a second birthday.

1064
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:04,120
Speaker 3: But the problem with second birthday, Yeah, but she did.

1065
00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:07,240
Speaker 2: It from on purpose, you know why? She did it, asshole,

1066
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:09,439
Speaker 2: to annoy the shit out of me. And a week

1067
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:14,000
Speaker 2: later I was like, this fucking kazoo. I've got to

1068
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 2: get rid of it. But the problem is I kept

1069
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:18,440
Speaker 2: throwing it away and it kept reappearing.

1070
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:22,240
Speaker 3: You know how, like just was a cursed kazoo.

1071
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:25,040
Speaker 2: It was like a boomerang, not related to the kazoo.

1072
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:29,840
Speaker 2: Just to clarify, that's more of a hobby throwing hobby.

1073
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:33,960
Speaker 2: No wind instrument with a It just kept turning back

1074
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:35,760
Speaker 2: up and I think it was crushed.

1075
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:36,000
Speaker 3: It was.

1076
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:38,840
Speaker 2: It continued to make noise, and all what happen is

1077
00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:42,040
Speaker 2: at like six o'clock in the morning, Oscar would like

1078
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:50,239
Speaker 2: wake up and I'd hear this in my own personal hell.

1079
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:54,359
Speaker 2: So if you're listening to this list, do not buy

1080
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:55,880
Speaker 2: unless you really hate.

1081
00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:58,640
Speaker 3: Them A kazoo. A kazoo for a child.

1082
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:04,400
Speaker 2: Also vi visella love that in that nothing nothing in

1083
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:08,560
Speaker 2: the related instrument. Please unless they're talented at.

1084
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:11,520
Speaker 3: It, which remember, my kid is talented at that age.

1085
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:12,920
Speaker 3: My dad got a harmonica.

1086
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:14,959
Speaker 2: My dad plays guitar, and he wanted to play guitar

1087
00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:17,120
Speaker 2: and harmonica at the same time, which I don't know

1088
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:20,160
Speaker 2: if you've seen the contraption that that is goes over

1089
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:24,640
Speaker 2: your neck and it holds the Dylan. Yeah, very good reference.

1090
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:31,880
Speaker 2: Thank you, very very good. You've seen it. And he

1091
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:34,640
Speaker 2: got a harmonica. I remember my sister we hated it.

1092
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:36,920
Speaker 2: We all hated it. But I think he knew what

1093
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:38,960
Speaker 2: he was doing as well. Do I just live in

1094
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 2: a family full of evil people where he would just

1095
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:45,879
Speaker 2: be like eventually we had to hide it from him.

1096
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:50,200
Speaker 2: He's a fully grown man. To talk about full circle,

1097
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:54,359
Speaker 2: I'm going full circle again again, cursed by win Win

1098
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:55,480
Speaker 2: related instruments.

1099
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:59,279
Speaker 1: And on that note, it's been a pleasure. It's been

1100
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:02,280
Speaker 1: a joy. If you have any listener questions, please submit

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Speaker 1: them to us either on social media two Doting Dads Instagram, Facebook, TikTok.

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Speaker 2: Give us your lists, your list of toys that you

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Speaker 2: should just well, things you just shouldn't get a child. Weapons,

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Speaker 2: don't get them weapons, no michetes. I wouldn't recommend it.

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Speaker 2: They'll end up damaged or they'll kill each other just

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Speaker 2: don't get any like ka Zoo. And if you enjoyed

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Speaker 2: this episode, please leave a review, subscribe, send to a friend,

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Speaker 2: whatever you like, or you can join us on socials.

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Speaker 2: Two Doting Dads on Instagram, TikTok. And of course I

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Speaker 2: said that before. I just I said that.

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Speaker 1: I've already said to social media.

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Speaker 2: I'm just gonna through a lot of trauma these days.

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Speaker 2: Bro repeat things I said it.

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Speaker 1: And if you want to leave us a review, subscribe,

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Speaker 1: comment very let us know.

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Speaker 2: That's yeah.

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Speaker 1: Hey, we'll get out of here. Is anything else?

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Speaker 3: I think that's it. We'll see you guys next week.

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Speaker 2: Bye. You are with another man? How's it go again?

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Speaker 2: I can't remember?

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Speaker 1: He was in the army, he drove tanks, gaba.

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Speaker 2: It was it again? You were with another man? Hang,

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Speaker 2: and I'll think of it that it's not your best?

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Speaker 2: What's that? Two Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians

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Speaker 2: of country throughout Australia and the connections to land, see

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Speaker 2: and community. We pay our respects to their elders past

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Speaker 2: and present and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and

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Speaker 2: Torrestrate Islander peoples today.