WEBVTT - FULL: It's Bib Thursday 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:08.400 Question. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast nandos. 0:00:08.640 --> 0:00:12.760 Again, you're their box that sits on the nightstand. 0:00:12.760 --> 0:00:15.239 Be careful with love sometimes you want that love. 0:00:15.320 --> 0:00:20.119 Bite The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three, Hey. 0:00:20.040 --> 0:00:23.240 Good morning, Christian O'Connell's show, Thursday Morning Gold one oh 0:00:23.280 --> 0:00:24.119 four point three. 0:00:23.920 --> 0:00:26.640 Good morning Jack, Good morning coome Onring Patsy Morning. 0:00:27.600 --> 0:00:31.720 Last night was my daughter's year twelve school production. It 0:00:31.840 --> 0:00:33.199 was not school play what we saw. It was a 0:00:33.240 --> 0:00:37.720 proper school production of Matilda. It was amazing. They all 0:00:37.760 --> 0:00:41.120 did really well. There's only a couple of little whoever, 0:00:41.120 --> 0:00:43.560 which are the kids they'd shove to do the lighting cues. 0:00:44.120 --> 0:00:46.360 Some of them lit in the second half then where 0:00:46.360 --> 0:00:49.000 they dozed off, gone home eating snacks. 0:00:49.040 --> 0:00:49.839 I don't know what they were doing. 0:00:50.400 --> 0:00:51.960 I'll tell you who those kids are. They're the ones 0:00:52.000 --> 0:00:54.480 who tried out for the play didn't get a role. 0:00:54.520 --> 0:00:56.720 So they're like, you know, what is just as important 0:00:56.800 --> 0:00:58.400 you can go off in the lighting box. So they're 0:00:58.400 --> 0:00:59.720 probably spikedful with anything. 0:01:01.520 --> 0:01:04.280 I remember at university one of my housemates were did 0:01:04.360 --> 0:01:07.080 the lighting until he got sacked midway through one show. 0:01:07.120 --> 0:01:10.600 Once when Bill Hicks came to our university, right and 0:01:10.640 --> 0:01:12.280 he was still the light in front. But this guy, 0:01:12.920 --> 0:01:15.600 like lat of students, he was a massive stoner and 0:01:16.600 --> 0:01:18.840 he got even more stone because Bill Hicks was coming. 0:01:18.880 --> 0:01:20.200 I think I don't know if he thought Bill would 0:01:20.240 --> 0:01:23.080 like maybe the stone to lighting guy. I remember Bill 0:01:23.160 --> 0:01:26.280 Hicks went berserk because stand up, it's just a very 0:01:26.319 --> 0:01:26.960 simple light. 0:01:27.000 --> 0:01:27.839 It's a spotlight. 0:01:28.240 --> 0:01:31.080 It's not like reds and greens, those overlays they have 0:01:31.160 --> 0:01:33.959 to do and it changes. It's just follow the guy 0:01:34.400 --> 0:01:36.800 and just trying be one foot ahead of wile he 0:01:36.880 --> 0:01:38.839 moves with that giant lega spotlight. 0:01:38.880 --> 0:01:40.720 And Bill Hicks even sat down a lot of the times. 0:01:40.800 --> 0:01:42.160 But literally just lock it off. 0:01:42.319 --> 0:01:45.080 Was Chris Rock. He wasn't legging it back and forth. 0:01:45.080 --> 0:01:47.480 He was moving around, leaning into the stand and he 0:01:47.600 --> 0:01:49.080 was yelling at the lighting guy. 0:01:49.080 --> 0:01:51.240 And then suddenly there was a different lighting. 0:01:51.280 --> 0:01:51.320 Go. 0:01:51.520 --> 0:01:54.440 It just got sacked mid job. Patsy, what's going on 0:01:54.520 --> 0:01:54.800 with you? 0:01:54.880 --> 0:01:58.480 Oh Jesus was cold last night, really really cold. We 0:01:58.560 --> 0:02:00.400 turned the heater on for the fifth time. 0:02:00.520 --> 0:02:02.240 Yeah, we had it on yesterday. 0:02:01.840 --> 0:02:04.680 And there's no turning back once the heater is true. 0:02:04.880 --> 0:02:08.680 This season, the habits there the taste for it. 0:02:09.240 --> 0:02:11.600 Yeah, Oh my god, I've missed this. It's been an. 0:02:11.520 --> 0:02:14.480 Amazing It feels like a really long summer. You know, 0:02:14.560 --> 0:02:17.480 even into autumn has been quite mild. Have you have 0:02:17.520 --> 0:02:18.440 you gone on this week? 0:02:19.200 --> 0:02:21.680 We've had it on since the start of April, it 0:02:21.720 --> 0:02:24.240 was forming April. Yeah, but you have a baby. It's 0:02:24.280 --> 0:02:25.880 like an incubator in there. You've got to keep it 0:02:25.960 --> 0:02:27.280 at a perfect temperature all the time. 0:02:27.360 --> 0:02:29.520 But once you've got like a jumper, a T shirt 0:02:29.520 --> 0:02:32.079 on and a hat this morning, yeah, because you keep 0:02:32.120 --> 0:02:32.600 it at an. 0:02:32.560 --> 0:02:33.799 Eighteen degrees. 0:02:35.639 --> 0:02:37.360 And he's got a breeze. 0:02:38.200 --> 0:02:39.720 And why do you do it? Of the brings on you. 0:02:39.760 --> 0:02:41.799 It's pointing at you directly, and you won't. 0:02:41.600 --> 0:02:44.280 Keep your weight, you won't let anyone else touch the remote. 0:02:44.320 --> 0:02:45.800 I actually think it is pointed at me. 0:02:45.960 --> 0:02:46.400 It is. 0:02:48.160 --> 0:02:50.840 To keep you nice and fresh. And we have a 0:02:50.840 --> 0:02:53.200 big show today. We've got some very exciting news. Towards 0:02:53.240 --> 0:02:55.680 the end of yesterday's show, I was in an email 0:02:55.680 --> 0:02:58.800 correspondence with the one and only sell of the century 0:02:58.800 --> 0:03:01.160 host not formal sellers. So I think once you're like 0:03:01.200 --> 0:03:04.160 a president, you'll always be a president. Some of the 0:03:04.160 --> 0:03:06.680 center is Tony Barber about whether or not he would 0:03:06.680 --> 0:03:09.640 accept our generous invitation. I've come in to host day 0:03:09.760 --> 0:03:13.200 Bingo night next week of bar Bingo. I can tell 0:03:13.200 --> 0:03:15.160 you the news yesterday when we ended the show was 0:03:15.200 --> 0:03:16.080 that he was up for it. 0:03:16.320 --> 0:03:19.160 He has stood up for it. Guys. It's happening next Thursday. 0:03:19.680 --> 0:03:23.120 Bar Bingo with Tony Barber is a thing, however, because 0:03:23.160 --> 0:03:25.680 it's going to be next Thursday night, and this was 0:03:25.720 --> 0:03:28.480 all literally was really happening real time before the end 0:03:28.520 --> 0:03:34.360 of yesterday's show. We don't have a venue, a binga machine, bulls. 0:03:34.560 --> 0:03:36.320 We don't have any of these key things. 0:03:36.360 --> 0:03:39.480 And one of Tony's requests was really written into the 0:03:39.480 --> 0:03:42.080 contract is I don't want anything to do with the administration. 0:03:42.360 --> 0:03:45.480 Provide the machine, the bulls, and the venue. We don't 0:03:45.480 --> 0:03:47.560 have any of that yet. We need to find a 0:03:47.680 --> 0:03:51.080 venue for next Thursday night for bar Bingo. But it 0:03:51.200 --> 0:03:53.760 is happening next Thursday night, Tony Barber, we'll be back, 0:03:54.080 --> 0:03:54.960 and we also. 0:03:54.720 --> 0:03:57.800 Don't have that's the other thing we need prizes. Yes, 0:03:57.840 --> 0:04:00.240 the fact all we have is tonyar. 0:04:01.640 --> 0:04:03.160 Let's hope this doesn't get back to him that we've 0:04:03.200 --> 0:04:05.240 actually we're just chances and amateurs, and we're going to 0:04:05.280 --> 0:04:07.560 try and throw it together in the next seven days 0:04:07.560 --> 0:04:08.440 with you guys. 0:04:08.760 --> 0:04:11.440 The Christian O'Connell Show. Podcast One. 0:04:11.440 --> 0:04:13.840 They've noticed this week in the first hour of the 0:04:13.880 --> 0:04:16.120 show is quite a few people we've called. It's been 0:04:16.160 --> 0:04:19.359 really tired and obviously some people you're listening to a 0:04:19.360 --> 0:04:20.960 show because you're on your way to work. 0:04:21.200 --> 0:04:23.080 It's coming in this morning, and it really is. 0:04:23.440 --> 0:04:26.279 The city's really about. It's very busy, busy. It's like 0:04:26.320 --> 0:04:28.360 it's full on. Now it's sort of you know, sort 0:04:28.360 --> 0:04:30.640 of half past five in the morning. But anyway, this 0:04:30.680 --> 0:04:32.440 morning I had a lot to find out. Who is 0:04:32.480 --> 0:04:35.520 listening right now that is barely awake, Whether you've got 0:04:35.520 --> 0:04:36.799 a new baby. 0:04:36.920 --> 0:04:38.360 As opposed to one of those old babies. 0:04:38.720 --> 0:04:41.200 Sometimes you see people and they go, they've got one 0:04:41.200 --> 0:04:42.360 of the out blessed them. They got one of those 0:04:42.400 --> 0:04:44.920 old ones third hand off country or something, is it 0:04:44.960 --> 0:04:45.520 free cycle? 0:04:45.640 --> 0:04:47.560 Just on hard rubbish out the front. There just a 0:04:47.560 --> 0:04:51.600 little baby in a car seat. You know, I got 0:04:51.600 --> 0:04:53.720 one of those new oh new baby. 0:04:54.120 --> 0:04:57.479 Oh it's all freshy. Oh, it's like a new car 0:04:57.560 --> 0:04:59.839 smell to it. You go, whether you've got a new baby, 0:04:59.920 --> 0:05:01.200 or you been working all night? 0:05:01.240 --> 0:05:01.880 What are we doing? 0:05:02.160 --> 0:05:05.400 If you're honest, run out who is barely awake? You're up, 0:05:05.720 --> 0:05:09.240 but just you're faintly here with us today listening to 0:05:09.320 --> 0:05:12.400 the show. The eyes are doing that? How many anybody tied? 0:05:12.440 --> 0:05:14.520 You do that slow blink, don't you? It's not a 0:05:14.600 --> 0:05:17.640 rapid blink. Even your blink slows down. The other day 0:05:17.680 --> 0:05:20.479 we were talking to this guy, Jack called in another 0:05:20.560 --> 0:05:23.599 Jack and he's got sixteen week called even before he 0:05:23.600 --> 0:05:24.479 started talking about that. 0:05:24.520 --> 0:05:27.520 You just hit this guy is he's caught us six 0:05:27.560 --> 0:05:28.720 in the morning. It's a lot going on. 0:05:28.760 --> 0:05:32.719 My another, a sixteen week old boy, young tit don 0:05:32.720 --> 0:05:35.159 big air, was at work to oh yeah, I get 0:05:35.200 --> 0:05:39.680 her handballsy and fell over more high and then break. 0:05:40.320 --> 0:05:43.760 He deteriorated by that case that that could have been 0:05:43.920 --> 0:05:46.279 one am, couldn't it, you know, after a load of drinks. 0:05:46.320 --> 0:05:52.520 My another a sixteen week old boy, Oh yeah, I 0:05:52.560 --> 0:05:55.440 get her much your handballsy and fell over more high 0:05:55.480 --> 0:05:57.240 and then break. 0:05:58.080 --> 0:06:02.680 Also Georgia called yesterday in a rocking chip pumping breast 0:06:02.680 --> 0:06:04.640 milks from it. That's what you need to get your wife. 0:06:04.680 --> 0:06:07.560 Get a rocking chair, by the way, haven't you got 0:06:07.600 --> 0:06:08.280 a feeding chair. 0:06:08.400 --> 0:06:10.159 I got Sarah like a feeding chair. It's like a 0:06:10.240 --> 0:06:12.440 rocking chair with a footstool into it. 0:06:12.600 --> 0:06:15.360 Really God, I always think of rocking chairs as something 0:06:15.400 --> 0:06:16.640 old people have on the veranda. 0:06:16.720 --> 0:06:19.800 Oh no, you'll you'll reach a certain point in your 0:06:19.839 --> 0:06:21.839 life where you start to look at all that comfort 0:06:21.839 --> 0:06:23.000 that the old people had to think. 0:06:23.120 --> 0:06:23.560 I get it. 0:06:23.600 --> 0:06:26.040 Why was I discriminating because they've actually got to work. 0:06:26.240 --> 0:06:27.120 What's wrong with comfort? 0:06:27.839 --> 0:06:29.880 There's the pre comfort years where you didn't mind being 0:06:29.960 --> 0:06:33.000 uncomfortable in the clothing choices you made, lifestyle choices in 0:06:33.000 --> 0:06:33.560 reach is own. 0:06:33.440 --> 0:06:35.960 Point when I'm want a bit more comfort. Actually, I 0:06:36.040 --> 0:06:37.440 understand there's old timers. 0:06:37.440 --> 0:06:43.200 They have the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:06:43.160 --> 0:06:50.560 Late Laser Bartie. It's the home on the show of 0:06:50.560 --> 0:06:53.040 all your brilliant emails. If you're ever too busy to 0:06:53.040 --> 0:06:54.560 give us a call, you can't be bother you don't 0:06:54.600 --> 0:06:56.520 fancy it, you can email the show whenever you want. 0:06:56.760 --> 0:06:58.440 Nothing we talk about on the show has ever left 0:06:58.480 --> 0:06:59.400 completely dead or behind. 0:06:59.440 --> 0:07:01.000 You can pick it up whenever you want. 0:07:01.400 --> 0:07:04.600 Belinda listened to the show this week was at work. 0:07:04.640 --> 0:07:07.960 We're talking about family secrets this week after when I 0:07:08.000 --> 0:07:10.280 was back in the UK coutle weeks go over Easter. 0:07:10.560 --> 0:07:12.640 I found out something about my dad that I never knew. 0:07:12.640 --> 0:07:14.640 That he trained to be a priest for five and 0:07:14.680 --> 0:07:16.920 a half months and the reason was only shortly five 0:07:17.000 --> 0:07:18.520 nlf months. Is he quick when he found out he 0:07:18.520 --> 0:07:21.880 couldn't have a girlfriend, which says I by my dad 0:07:21.880 --> 0:07:22.640 that he didn't. 0:07:22.360 --> 0:07:24.480 Actually wasn't aware of that. Like the rest of the world. 0:07:24.560 --> 0:07:26.560 You all knew. Oh you know, if you do that, 0:07:26.600 --> 0:07:27.080 there's none it. 0:07:27.120 --> 0:07:29.080 Well I'm not supposed to, but don't stop them. But 0:07:29.120 --> 0:07:33.000 there's check the t disease. There's none of that. Oh, 0:07:33.120 --> 0:07:34.800 you'll be in with human resources. 0:07:34.920 --> 0:07:36.600 But you need to be thankful. There would be no 0:07:36.680 --> 0:07:39.600 Christian O'Connell if your dad didn't leave that vocation. 0:07:39.960 --> 0:07:42.680 Yeah, he decided to call me a Christian. He was 0:07:42.680 --> 0:07:45.920 still trying to keep and not towards it. So I 0:07:45.920 --> 0:07:49.360 couldn't do that. But I've my son just as an 0:07:49.360 --> 0:07:53.680 offering to you an insurance policy. All right. 0:07:53.720 --> 0:07:56.200 So this email comes from Belinda listen to show this 0:07:56.240 --> 0:07:59.520 week talking about family secrets. My family secret was that 0:07:59.600 --> 0:08:02.240 my great grandmother was buried with a different name. 0:08:02.840 --> 0:08:06.240 Oh why would that be? We found this on a 0:08:06.320 --> 0:08:10.040 death certificate that she was AKA. I don't think it 0:08:10.040 --> 0:08:11.680 would have said AKA, I. 0:08:11.640 --> 0:08:14.000 Want mine to be on there, I want mine to 0:08:14.080 --> 0:08:16.800 have an aka to create intrigue around my. 0:08:16.840 --> 0:08:20.000 Dead Christian O'Connell aka the tan Man? 0:08:20.200 --> 0:08:24.320 What he was? Also? Was he really Christian? Or was 0:08:24.360 --> 0:08:25.120 he just tang man? 0:08:25.160 --> 0:08:29.920 And he walked around us that she was aka Hattie Maxwell. 0:08:30.440 --> 0:08:33.680 Then there's do do do do dot on the female 0:08:33.840 --> 0:08:36.160 brackets nothing like her real name. 0:08:37.240 --> 0:08:40.360 Uh. We were still left wondering why she didn't use 0:08:40.360 --> 0:08:41.000 her real name. 0:08:42.280 --> 0:08:43.960 He instantly thinks it was something like a spy. 0:08:45.600 --> 0:08:47.439 I didn't think of that. Perhaps, do you think a spie? 0:08:47.480 --> 0:08:47.520 No? 0:08:47.600 --> 0:08:49.640 I didn't. I just thought maybe she just didn't like 0:08:49.679 --> 0:08:52.439 her name. Yeah, maybe it was Doris. 0:08:52.880 --> 0:08:55.120 And spies are always known as an aka. Don't you 0:08:55.640 --> 0:08:57.120 aka a spy? 0:08:57.760 --> 0:09:03.439 Dun dun Dan? Christian can Batsy Hallo from Pacemaker Andrea 0:09:03.920 --> 0:09:05.720 Patsy came out yesday with some how her dad has 0:09:05.760 --> 0:09:07.800 been fitted with the pacemaker? How's he getting on with it? 0:09:08.040 --> 0:09:11.520 Doing really well? He's home? Did you find out them yesterday? 0:09:11.520 --> 0:09:13.480 Did he find out what the black box was? 0:09:13.679 --> 0:09:15.480 Mums, mums right across at check? 0:09:15.960 --> 0:09:18.560 Yes, don't hear any information coming from you. 0:09:18.600 --> 0:09:20.000 I've got no idea, but mum. 0:09:20.920 --> 0:09:24.000 This is your drop as the torter. They're not going 0:09:24.040 --> 0:09:27.920 with Wi Fi. Let alone mysterious black box that's connected. 0:09:29.360 --> 0:09:30.240 I will get listeners. 0:09:31.640 --> 0:09:34.560 Boots it and it's making a funny noise. There's a 0:09:34.640 --> 0:09:39.000 blinking green light that's gone purple. I hate those modo 0:09:39.120 --> 0:09:42.240 machines about once a month ago going tap it, bang. 0:09:42.040 --> 0:09:43.000 It or unplug it. 0:09:43.160 --> 0:09:45.320 Why does it need this little light umbilical taken out 0:09:45.360 --> 0:09:47.199 the back for a minute sometimes And I. 0:09:47.120 --> 0:09:49.600 Don't know, but I've been made the biggest mistake. Howss 0:09:49.640 --> 0:09:51.480 in the roof? So every time I have to go 0:09:51.520 --> 0:09:53.280 and would you do that? Because I thought it would 0:09:53.320 --> 0:09:55.360 be out of the way, and the WiFi just permeates 0:09:55.400 --> 0:09:57.480 through the home every time I have to do the 0:09:57.600 --> 0:09:59.280 plug in plug out tom. 0:09:59.720 --> 0:10:02.600 Much to my wife's annoying. It's right in the middle 0:10:02.640 --> 0:10:04.120 of sort where we eat. 0:10:05.640 --> 0:10:07.439 And I lied to my wife, right, I just cod 0:10:07.520 --> 0:10:09.720 we bother to find somewhere this creature. I just said. 0:10:10.000 --> 0:10:11.600 The guy said that if you don't put it there, 0:10:11.760 --> 0:10:13.240 none of us can get a wife find the house. 0:10:13.400 --> 0:10:14.679 Oh well, we don't want. 0:10:14.520 --> 0:10:17.000 That is hideous. 0:10:17.240 --> 0:10:19.320 Whenever friends come around that or you see is that 0:10:19.480 --> 0:10:24.440 ugly box that old snaky lead and it looks horrible. Anyway, 0:10:24.600 --> 0:10:27.959 Hello from pacemaker Andre, so glad your dad is on 0:10:27.960 --> 0:10:31.840 the men, Patsy, Gizmo, my pacemakers just turned three and 0:10:31.960 --> 0:10:34.240 here is the monitor that does look like amodem. She 0:10:34.280 --> 0:10:36.319 sent us a photo that is like a modem with 0:10:36.360 --> 0:10:38.200 allayse little blinking lights and stuff like that. 0:10:38.600 --> 0:10:41.080 This is amazing, Patsy. This might bring you some reassurance 0:10:41.080 --> 0:10:41.959 you when your journey. Mum. 0:10:42.440 --> 0:10:45.960 This allows me the monitor to only see my cardiologist 0:10:46.400 --> 0:10:49.360 once a year instead of every three months at three 0:10:49.440 --> 0:10:53.400 am every morning. Gizmo, by the way, that's the transmitter 0:10:53.440 --> 0:10:56.560 because you're still trying to keep up here, transmits data 0:10:56.600 --> 0:11:00.360 to the home monitoring unit. It will flag anything more 0:11:00.400 --> 0:11:03.200 overnight and then they call you during the day checking 0:11:03.280 --> 0:11:05.440 in see if you need to come in. Andrew, it 0:11:05.480 --> 0:11:10.400 sounds like a product recall. We're recalling all Andrews are 0:11:10.400 --> 0:11:11.040 being urgent. 0:11:11.880 --> 0:11:15.240 Recall Christian Connell's show podcast. 0:11:15.880 --> 0:11:19.600 So later on this morning we will be acquiring your help. 0:11:20.400 --> 0:11:22.280 We're going to be doing this bingo next week. It 0:11:22.360 --> 0:11:27.199 is going to be Thursday Night, hosted by Tony Barba, Yeah, 0:11:27.480 --> 0:11:30.360 Tony Mama from saying the century something like as he's 0:11:30.360 --> 0:11:32.640 still around, we've resurrected him. 0:11:33.000 --> 0:11:34.680 He was, he was already directing. 0:11:34.679 --> 0:11:37.840 He was already erected. He did not need resurrecting. Okay, 0:11:38.480 --> 0:11:40.839 we need a bingo machine. We need the balls, we 0:11:40.880 --> 0:11:41.600 need the cards. 0:11:41.920 --> 0:11:42.520 The cards. 0:11:42.640 --> 0:11:45.640 And also the kind of prizes that they gave away 0:11:46.200 --> 0:11:48.840 on Sale of the Century, the Doming those all those 0:11:48.880 --> 0:11:52.560 game shows. There were certain kind of prizes that were speedboats, 0:11:52.679 --> 0:11:56.239 caravans and jet skis were the thing back in the day. 0:11:56.280 --> 0:11:57.520 Always had a jim the yea. 0:11:57.600 --> 0:12:01.880 The studio auns would go, oh and star prize it 0:12:01.920 --> 0:12:04.760 will always be. You could be driving away where they 0:12:04.800 --> 0:12:06.719 point out, the guy would point, the host would point 0:12:06.800 --> 0:12:07.679 to a caravan. 0:12:07.760 --> 0:12:09.520 All the lights would go on and off, like. 0:12:09.480 --> 0:12:13.240 Nook the whole jet skis caravan, We're so easily. 0:12:13.520 --> 0:12:16.080 Those are big things back in the days. Aspirational price. 0:12:16.160 --> 0:12:18.319 I wonder if you won a showcase on any of 0:12:18.360 --> 0:12:22.240 those shows, the Century prices, right, if you kept everything 0:12:22.280 --> 0:12:24.440 because you won the holiday, you won the jet ski, 0:12:24.520 --> 0:12:26.720 you won the caravan, you won the car to sell 0:12:26.800 --> 0:12:28.560 some of it, or but then. 0:12:28.440 --> 0:12:29.160 How did you sell it? 0:12:29.240 --> 0:12:31.640 Like Now people that win prices they go straight on 0:12:31.760 --> 0:12:34.840 eBay and their cellar aren't. There's there's online marketplaces. What 0:12:34.880 --> 0:12:36.680 would you do back then if you had a like 0:12:36.720 --> 0:12:41.360 a motor home and r vspaper, that's what you do. 0:12:41.480 --> 0:12:43.880 That's right, Jimber those three by one, those little box 0:12:43.920 --> 0:12:45.559 adverts and stuff like that. 0:12:45.960 --> 0:12:48.160 Jackie boy, how's your week gone with little baby Gordon? 0:12:48.320 --> 0:12:49.160 How was last night? 0:12:49.200 --> 0:12:51.720 First of all, last night was better than the night before. 0:12:52.320 --> 0:12:55.199 I tell you what is hard at the moment. The 0:12:55.240 --> 0:12:58.680 two things about eating with babies nothing. Your meals are 0:12:58.760 --> 0:13:01.600 never on time or on schedule, and you eat so 0:13:01.760 --> 0:13:04.400 many meals cold. The amount of meals you eat cold 0:13:04.400 --> 0:13:08.760 because he's just interrupted, like cooking lunch, cooking dinner, so 0:13:08.800 --> 0:13:10.800 you look after him. Then half an hour later you 0:13:10.840 --> 0:13:13.640 come back and you eat your cold potatoes. Yesterday were 0:13:14.000 --> 0:13:16.520 it wasn't three o'clock until we ate lunch, so we 0:13:16.559 --> 0:13:17.400 took him to Oh. 0:13:17.280 --> 0:13:19.960 My god, some movie once or twelve years of sleep. 0:13:21.840 --> 0:13:28.040 Oh guy, I'm just I'm just gonna take a knee. Guys, 0:13:28.559 --> 0:13:33.680 did you say three o'clock? This guy sorry, I'm going 0:13:33.720 --> 0:13:37.080 to actually rephrase that. This hero't three o'clock. 0:13:37.320 --> 0:13:40.440 Two o'clock. I'm starving. I'm starving. Let me finished half. 0:13:41.840 --> 0:13:44.040 We had to take him to an appointment in a 0:13:44.040 --> 0:13:47.720 suburb we've never been before, driving there, and how did. 0:13:47.640 --> 0:13:50.160 You navigate your way there in that Tesler car that 0:13:50.240 --> 0:13:51.800 were more or less pre brilliant drive. 0:13:51.679 --> 0:13:55.719 Fits ancient mariner. You know you got to use your sex. 0:13:58.559 --> 0:14:01.040 The map show anything. 0:14:03.280 --> 0:14:09.840 Said, So anyway, where was the suburb at the end 0:14:09.880 --> 0:14:10.360 of the world. 0:14:11.160 --> 0:14:13.400 We took him. We took him there, took him to 0:14:13.400 --> 0:14:15.439 the appointment. He's all well, and then it's almost three 0:14:15.480 --> 0:14:21.400 o'clock as the time I come out clock strove. We 0:14:21.440 --> 0:14:24.280 see a Japanese restaurant that's open, So we go in 0:14:24.320 --> 0:14:27.360 there and we say, oh, we are lost travelers in 0:14:27.440 --> 0:14:30.120 the New World. She felt like that, like a weary 0:14:30.160 --> 0:14:35.720 traveler stepping into a bar and saying, miss three and one. 0:14:37.080 --> 0:14:38.680 It was it was quarter to three, and they said, 0:14:38.680 --> 0:14:41.160 oh no, we close at three o'clock. You can't eat here, 0:14:41.560 --> 0:14:44.160 so please we'll eat. You can't believe how fast we'll eat. 0:14:44.160 --> 0:14:45.840 We'll eat it in time. We will be out of 0:14:45.840 --> 0:14:46.280 here in three. 0:14:46.840 --> 0:14:49.160 When I first moved, I can't believe that like restaurants 0:14:49.160 --> 0:14:50.320 that would shut in the middle of the. 0:14:50.680 --> 0:14:52.480 So they do lunch, then they shut and then they 0:14:52.520 --> 0:14:53.560 come back again for dinner. 0:14:53.600 --> 0:14:55.920 Don't understand that you can't have that. 0:14:56.040 --> 0:14:59.560 What do they do for those two hours in Spain? 0:15:00.400 --> 0:15:01.560 Anyway? So what did they say? 0:15:01.680 --> 0:15:04.120 So they said, okay, so you have never seen two 0:15:04.200 --> 0:15:05.000 people eat me. 0:15:05.000 --> 0:15:06.880 So don't tell me. They said, you've got to eat 0:15:06.880 --> 0:15:07.320 by three. 0:15:07.400 --> 0:15:10.800 They said you have to Yeah, we close three. Oh 0:15:11.000 --> 0:15:13.680 so so tight we down now, miso soup and our 0:15:13.680 --> 0:15:17.320 sissu platter in record time, record time, world record. 0:15:17.760 --> 0:15:19.800 But it's not like you're chocking up a big roast, 0:15:19.840 --> 0:15:22.040 is it. You know? That's so putting this soup. 0:15:23.160 --> 0:15:27.280 This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:15:29.560 --> 0:15:29.800 Right now. 0:15:29.800 --> 0:15:31.840 I wanted to get your phone out and just have 0:15:31.880 --> 0:15:34.160 a look at the text that top one whatever it 0:15:34.200 --> 0:15:36.160 is that the top of your kind of text inbox, 0:15:37.240 --> 0:15:38.720 have a look at it, and then forward it on 0:15:38.880 --> 0:15:41.040 to me. Give you the number and a couple of seconds. 0:15:41.280 --> 0:15:43.800 Do not explain what is going on there. We're going 0:15:43.880 --> 0:15:45.920 to try and work out. It's like a snapshot of 0:15:45.920 --> 0:15:50.480 our lives. Really is that our phones are everything? So 0:15:50.480 --> 0:15:52.760 I just wanted to send them to us. The text 0:15:52.760 --> 0:15:54.480 that is at the top of your phone right now, 0:15:54.480 --> 0:15:57.560 it's faded onto me. Oh four seven five three one 0:15:57.640 --> 0:16:01.200 oh four three O four seven five O three one 0:16:01.240 --> 0:16:02.000 oh four three. 0:16:02.360 --> 0:16:04.080 Why don't you put that? 0:16:04.680 --> 0:16:06.680 Put Christian text number on there as well, so you've 0:16:06.680 --> 0:16:08.240 got my context. You don't need to get a hold 0:16:08.280 --> 0:16:10.360 of me. You're faffing around with it. Oh four seventy 0:16:10.440 --> 0:16:12.120 five O three one oh four three. 0:16:12.560 --> 0:16:16.560 For me, this is every flipping day. Number one thing 0:16:16.560 --> 0:16:20.600 I hear from my wife is some sort of a 0:16:20.680 --> 0:16:23.200 date's got to go in the calendar? Can you? 0:16:23.360 --> 0:16:25.480 This one is can you put the fourth of June in? 0:16:25.920 --> 0:16:27.440 I can't If I say it in the calendar, I 0:16:27.480 --> 0:16:30.680 don't want to do it? Can you put the dready? 0:16:30.720 --> 0:16:32.760 One is like what a takeaway? Do we fancy tonight? 0:16:32.840 --> 0:16:33.960 And what it for dinner? 0:16:34.000 --> 0:16:35.760 Tonight? Is a endless stream. 0:16:35.600 --> 0:16:38.480 Of questions between my wife and ilon text. So today 0:16:38.520 --> 0:16:40.920 that yesterday's one, yes even was about can you put 0:16:40.920 --> 0:16:43.040 in your diary June the fourth? We're all going on 0:16:43.040 --> 0:16:45.320 the queue train. Do you know you guys everything on 0:16:45.320 --> 0:16:46.000 this que train. 0:16:46.160 --> 0:16:46.920 Yeah, that's cool. 0:16:46.960 --> 0:16:52.840 That's a steam train that goes between lenders Cliff. When 0:16:52.880 --> 0:16:55.600 we stayed in Queens Cliff ivery starts lovely, isn't it? 0:16:55.640 --> 0:16:55.760 Oh? 0:16:55.880 --> 0:16:58.160 Every hour it was giving Chris the rots. He goes 0:16:58.200 --> 0:17:01.000 if I hear that, damn one more time. 0:17:01.120 --> 0:17:02.760 Thought you were going to say you rode it every hour? 0:17:03.640 --> 0:17:04.920 Chris couldn't get enough of it. 0:17:05.280 --> 0:17:08.399 And again please sent me shove on the coal in 0:17:08.480 --> 0:17:12.399 the front like a kid with the birthday treats. So 0:17:12.520 --> 0:17:15.679 it's an old train, isn't it all right? 0:17:15.680 --> 0:17:16.760 There's a restaurant on board. 0:17:16.800 --> 0:17:17.800 Yeah, I do lots of stuff. 0:17:17.800 --> 0:17:21.040 They do jazz, I think on some Sundays and all 0:17:21.080 --> 0:17:23.960 sorts of things. Thomas the tank engine across the summer holidays. 0:17:23.960 --> 0:17:24.560 It's brilliant. 0:17:24.640 --> 0:17:27.080 Oh fantastic, we're doing that. That's about that's going in 0:17:27.119 --> 0:17:29.600 the June and fourth. That's date to look forward to. 0:17:30.200 --> 0:17:33.400 Jazz on the train. Can't escape the jasculates. 0:17:34.000 --> 0:17:36.000