Speaker 1: Question. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast nandos.
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Speaker 4: Good morning, Christian O'Connell's show, Thursday Morning Gold one oh
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Speaker 3: Good morning Jack, Good morning coome Onring Patsy Morning.
Speaker 4: Last night was my daughter's year twelve school production. It
Speaker 4: was not school play what we saw. It was a
Speaker 4: proper school production of Matilda. It was amazing. They all
Speaker 4: did really well. There's only a couple of little whoever,
Speaker 4: which are the kids they'd shove to do the lighting cues.
Speaker 4: Some of them lit in the second half then where
Speaker 4: they dozed off, gone home eating snacks.
Speaker 3: I don't know what they were doing.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you who those kids are. They're the ones
Speaker 2: who tried out for the play didn't get a role.
Speaker 2: So they're like, you know, what is just as important
Speaker 2: you can go off in the lighting box. So they're
Speaker 2: probably spikedful with anything.
Speaker 4: I remember at university one of my housemates were did
Speaker 4: the lighting until he got sacked midway through one show.
Speaker 4: Once when Bill Hicks came to our university, right and
Speaker 4: he was still the light in front. But this guy,
Speaker 4: like lat of students, he was a massive stoner and
Speaker 4: he got even more stone because Bill Hicks was coming.
Speaker 4: I think I don't know if he thought Bill would
Speaker 4: like maybe the stone to lighting guy. I remember Bill
Speaker 4: Hicks went berserk because stand up, it's just a very
Speaker 4: simple light.
Speaker 3: It's a spotlight.
Speaker 4: It's not like reds and greens, those overlays they have
Speaker 4: to do and it changes. It's just follow the guy
Speaker 4: and just trying be one foot ahead of wile he
Speaker 4: moves with that giant lega spotlight.
Speaker 2: And Bill Hicks even sat down a lot of the times.
Speaker 2: But literally just lock it off.
Speaker 3: Was Chris Rock. He wasn't legging it back and forth.
Speaker 4: He was moving around, leaning into the stand and he
Speaker 4: was yelling at the lighting guy.
Speaker 3: And then suddenly there was a different lighting.
Speaker 5: Go.
Speaker 3: It just got sacked mid job. Patsy, what's going on
Speaker 3: with you?
Speaker 6: Oh Jesus was cold last night, really really cold. We
Speaker 6: turned the heater on for the fifth time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we had it on yesterday.
Speaker 7: And there's no turning back once the heater is true.
Speaker 7: This season, the habits there the taste for it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh my god, I've missed this. It's been an.
Speaker 4: Amazing It feels like a really long summer. You know,
Speaker 4: even into autumn has been quite mild. Have you have
Speaker 4: you gone on this week?
Speaker 2: We've had it on since the start of April, it
Speaker 2: was forming April. Yeah, but you have a baby. It's
Speaker 2: like an incubator in there. You've got to keep it
Speaker 2: at a perfect temperature all the time.
Speaker 4: But once you've got like a jumper, a T shirt
Speaker 4: on and a hat this morning, yeah, because you keep
Speaker 4: it at an.
Speaker 3: Eighteen degrees.
Speaker 2: And he's got a breeze.
Speaker 4: And why do you do it? Of the brings on you.
Speaker 4: It's pointing at you directly, and you won't.
Speaker 2: Keep your weight, you won't let anyone else touch the remote.
Speaker 2: I actually think it is pointed at me.
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 4: To keep you nice and fresh. And we have a
Speaker 4: big show today. We've got some very exciting news. Towards
Speaker 4: the end of yesterday's show, I was in an email
Speaker 4: correspondence with the one and only sell of the century
Speaker 4: host not formal sellers. So I think once you're like
Speaker 4: a president, you'll always be a president. Some of the
Speaker 4: center is Tony Barber about whether or not he would
Speaker 4: accept our generous invitation. I've come in to host day
Speaker 4: Bingo night next week of bar Bingo. I can tell
Speaker 4: you the news yesterday when we ended the show was
Speaker 4: that he was up for it.
Speaker 3: He has stood up for it. Guys. It's happening next Thursday.
Speaker 4: Bar Bingo with Tony Barber is a thing, however, because
Speaker 4: it's going to be next Thursday night, and this was
Speaker 4: all literally was really happening real time before the end
Speaker 4: of yesterday's show. We don't have a venue, a binga machine, bulls.
Speaker 4: We don't have any of these key things.
Speaker 2: And one of Tony's requests was really written into the
Speaker 2: contract is I don't want anything to do with the administration.
Speaker 4: Provide the machine, the bulls, and the venue. We don't
Speaker 4: have any of that yet. We need to find a
Speaker 4: venue for next Thursday night for bar Bingo. But it
Speaker 4: is happening next Thursday night, Tony Barber, we'll be back,
Speaker 4: and we also.
Speaker 3: Don't have that's the other thing we need prizes. Yes,
Speaker 3: the fact all we have is tonyar.
Speaker 4: Let's hope this doesn't get back to him that we've
Speaker 4: actually we're just chances and amateurs, and we're going to
Speaker 4: try and throw it together in the next seven days
Speaker 4: with you guys.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show. Podcast One.
Speaker 4: They've noticed this week in the first hour of the
Speaker 4: show is quite a few people we've called. It's been
Speaker 4: really tired and obviously some people you're listening to a
Speaker 4: show because you're on your way to work.
Speaker 3: It's coming in this morning, and it really is.
Speaker 4: The city's really about. It's very busy, busy. It's like
Speaker 4: it's full on. Now it's sort of you know, sort
Speaker 4: of half past five in the morning. But anyway, this
Speaker 4: morning I had a lot to find out. Who is
Speaker 4: listening right now that is barely awake, Whether you've got
Speaker 4: a new baby.
Speaker 3: As opposed to one of those old babies.
Speaker 4: Sometimes you see people and they go, they've got one
Speaker 4: of the out blessed them. They got one of those
Speaker 4: old ones third hand off country or something, is it
Speaker 4: free cycle?
Speaker 3: Just on hard rubbish out the front. There just a
Speaker 3: little baby in a car seat. You know, I got
Speaker 3: one of those new oh new baby.
Speaker 4: Oh it's all freshy. Oh, it's like a new car
Speaker 4: smell to it. You go, whether you've got a new baby,
Speaker 4: or you been working all night?
Speaker 3: What are we doing?
Speaker 4: If you're honest, run out who is barely awake? You're up,
Speaker 4: but just you're faintly here with us today listening to
Speaker 4: the show. The eyes are doing that? How many anybody tied?
Speaker 4: You do that slow blink, don't you? It's not a
Speaker 4: rapid blink. Even your blink slows down. The other day
Speaker 4: we were talking to this guy, Jack called in another
Speaker 4: Jack and he's got sixteen week called even before he
Speaker 4: started talking about that.
Speaker 3: You just hit this guy is he's caught us six
Speaker 3: in the morning. It's a lot going on.
Speaker 8: My another, a sixteen week old boy, young tit don
Speaker 8: big air, was at work to oh yeah, I get
Speaker 8: her handballsy and fell over more high and then break.
Speaker 4: He deteriorated by that case that that could have been
Speaker 4: one am, couldn't it, you know, after a load of drinks.
Speaker 8: My another a sixteen week old boy, Oh yeah, I
Speaker 8: get her much your handballsy and fell over more high
Speaker 8: and then break.
Speaker 3: Also Georgia called yesterday in a rocking chip pumping breast
Speaker 3: milks from it. That's what you need to get your wife.
Speaker 6: Get a rocking chair, by the way, haven't you got
Speaker 6: a feeding chair.
Speaker 3: I got Sarah like a feeding chair. It's like a
Speaker 3: rocking chair with a footstool into it.
Speaker 2: Really God, I always think of rocking chairs as something
Speaker 2: old people have on the veranda.
Speaker 4: Oh no, you'll you'll reach a certain point in your
Speaker 4: life where you start to look at all that comfort
Speaker 4: that the old people had to think.
Speaker 3: I get it.
Speaker 2: Why was I discriminating because they've actually got to work.
Speaker 3: What's wrong with comfort?
Speaker 4: There's the pre comfort years where you didn't mind being
Speaker 4: uncomfortable in the clothing choices you made, lifestyle choices in
Speaker 4: reach is own.
Speaker 3: Point when I'm want a bit more comfort. Actually, I
Speaker 3: understand there's old timers.
Speaker 1: They have the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
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Speaker 4: all your brilliant emails. If you're ever too busy to
Speaker 4: give us a call, you can't be bother you don't
Speaker 4: fancy it, you can email the show whenever you want.
Speaker 4: Nothing we talk about on the show has ever left
Speaker 4: completely dead or behind.
Speaker 3: You can pick it up whenever you want.
Speaker 4: Belinda listened to the show this week was at work.
Speaker 4: We're talking about family secrets this week after when I
Speaker 4: was back in the UK coutle weeks go over Easter.
Speaker 4: I found out something about my dad that I never knew.
Speaker 4: That he trained to be a priest for five and
Speaker 4: a half months and the reason was only shortly five
Speaker 4: nlf months. Is he quick when he found out he
Speaker 4: couldn't have a girlfriend, which says I by my dad
Speaker 4: that he didn't.
Speaker 3: Actually wasn't aware of that. Like the rest of the world.
Speaker 3: You all knew. Oh you know, if you do that,
Speaker 3: there's none it.
Speaker 4: Well I'm not supposed to, but don't stop them. But
Speaker 4: there's check the t disease. There's none of that. Oh,
Speaker 4: you'll be in with human resources.
Speaker 2: But you need to be thankful. There would be no
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell if your dad didn't leave that vocation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he decided to call me a Christian. He was
Speaker 3: still trying to keep and not towards it. So I
Speaker 3: couldn't do that. But I've my son just as an
Speaker 3: offering to you an insurance policy. All right.
Speaker 4: So this email comes from Belinda listen to show this
Speaker 4: week talking about family secrets. My family secret was that
Speaker 4: my great grandmother was buried with a different name.
Speaker 3: Oh why would that be? We found this on a
Speaker 3: death certificate that she was AKA. I don't think it
Speaker 3: would have said AKA, I.
Speaker 4: Want mine to be on there, I want mine to
Speaker 4: have an aka to create intrigue around my.
Speaker 2: Dead Christian O'Connell aka the tan Man?
Speaker 3: What he was? Also? Was he really Christian? Or was
Speaker 3: he just tang man?
Speaker 4: And he walked around us that she was aka Hattie Maxwell.
Speaker 4: Then there's do do do do dot on the female
Speaker 4: brackets nothing like her real name.
Speaker 3: Uh. We were still left wondering why she didn't use
Speaker 3: her real name.
Speaker 2: He instantly thinks it was something like a spy.
Speaker 3: I didn't think of that. Perhaps, do you think a spie?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 6: I didn't. I just thought maybe she just didn't like
Speaker 6: her name. Yeah, maybe it was Doris.
Speaker 4: And spies are always known as an aka. Don't you
Speaker 4: aka a spy?
Speaker 3: Dun dun Dan? Christian can Batsy Hallo from Pacemaker Andrea
Speaker 3: Patsy came out yesday with some how her dad has
Speaker 3: been fitted with the pacemaker? How's he getting on with it?
Speaker 6: Doing really well? He's home? Did you find out them yesterday?
Speaker 2: Did he find out what the black box was?
Speaker 6: Mums, mums right across at check?
Speaker 3: Yes, don't hear any information coming from you.
Speaker 6: I've got no idea, but mum.
Speaker 3: This is your drop as the torter. They're not going
Speaker 3: with Wi Fi. Let alone mysterious black box that's connected.
Speaker 6: I will get listeners.
Speaker 4: Boots it and it's making a funny noise. There's a
Speaker 4: blinking green light that's gone purple. I hate those modo
Speaker 4: machines about once a month ago going tap it, bang.
Speaker 3: It or unplug it.
Speaker 4: Why does it need this little light umbilical taken out
Speaker 4: the back for a minute sometimes And I.
Speaker 2: Don't know, but I've been made the biggest mistake. Howss
Speaker 2: in the roof? So every time I have to go
Speaker 2: and would you do that? Because I thought it would
Speaker 2: be out of the way, and the WiFi just permeates
Speaker 2: through the home every time I have to do the
Speaker 2: plug in plug out tom.
Speaker 3: Much to my wife's annoying. It's right in the middle
Speaker 3: of sort where we eat.
Speaker 4: And I lied to my wife, right, I just cod
Speaker 4: we bother to find somewhere this creature. I just said.
Speaker 4: The guy said that if you don't put it there,
Speaker 4: none of us can get a wife find the house.
Speaker 4: Oh well, we don't want.
Speaker 2: That is hideous.
Speaker 4: Whenever friends come around that or you see is that
Speaker 4: ugly box that old snaky lead and it looks horrible. Anyway,
Speaker 4: Hello from pacemaker Andre, so glad your dad is on
Speaker 4: the men, Patsy, Gizmo, my pacemakers just turned three and
Speaker 4: here is the monitor that does look like amodem. She
Speaker 4: sent us a photo that is like a modem with
Speaker 4: allayse little blinking lights and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: This is amazing, Patsy. This might bring you some reassurance
Speaker 3: you when your journey. Mum.
Speaker 4: This allows me the monitor to only see my cardiologist
Speaker 4: once a year instead of every three months at three
Speaker 4: am every morning. Gizmo, by the way, that's the transmitter
Speaker 4: because you're still trying to keep up here, transmits data
Speaker 4: to the home monitoring unit. It will flag anything more
Speaker 4: overnight and then they call you during the day checking
Speaker 4: in see if you need to come in. Andrew, it
Speaker 4: sounds like a product recall. We're recalling all Andrews are
Speaker 4: being urgent.
Speaker 1: Recall Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: So later on this morning we will be acquiring your help.
Speaker 4: We're going to be doing this bingo next week. It
Speaker 4: is going to be Thursday Night, hosted by Tony Barba, Yeah,
Speaker 4: Tony Mama from saying the century something like as he's
Speaker 4: still around, we've resurrected him.
Speaker 2: He was, he was already directing.
Speaker 4: He was already erected. He did not need resurrecting. Okay,
Speaker 4: we need a bingo machine. We need the balls, we
Speaker 4: need the cards.
Speaker 3: The cards.
Speaker 4: And also the kind of prizes that they gave away
Speaker 4: on Sale of the Century, the Doming those all those
Speaker 4: game shows. There were certain kind of prizes that were speedboats,
Speaker 4: caravans and jet skis were the thing back in the day.
Speaker 2: Always had a jim the yea.
Speaker 4: The studio auns would go, oh and star prize it
Speaker 4: will always be. You could be driving away where they
Speaker 4: point out, the guy would point, the host would point
Speaker 4: to a caravan.
Speaker 3: All the lights would go on and off, like.
Speaker 4: Nook the whole jet skis caravan, We're so easily.
Speaker 3: Those are big things back in the days. Aspirational price.
Speaker 2: I wonder if you won a showcase on any of
Speaker 2: those shows, the Century prices, right, if you kept everything
Speaker 2: because you won the holiday, you won the jet ski,
Speaker 2: you won the caravan, you won the car to sell
Speaker 2: some of it, or but then.
Speaker 3: How did you sell it?
Speaker 4: Like Now people that win prices they go straight on
Speaker 4: eBay and their cellar aren't. There's there's online marketplaces. What
Speaker 4: would you do back then if you had a like
Speaker 4: a motor home and r vspaper, that's what you do.
Speaker 4: That's right, Jimber those three by one, those little box
Speaker 4: adverts and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: Jackie boy, how's your week gone with little baby Gordon?
Speaker 3: How was last night?
Speaker 2: First of all, last night was better than the night before.
Speaker 2: I tell you what is hard at the moment. The
Speaker 2: two things about eating with babies nothing. Your meals are
Speaker 2: never on time or on schedule, and you eat so
Speaker 2: many meals cold. The amount of meals you eat cold
Speaker 2: because he's just interrupted, like cooking lunch, cooking dinner, so
Speaker 2: you look after him. Then half an hour later you
Speaker 2: come back and you eat your cold potatoes. Yesterday were
Speaker 2: it wasn't three o'clock until we ate lunch, so we
Speaker 2: took him to Oh.
Speaker 3: My god, some movie once or twelve years of sleep.
Speaker 3: Oh guy, I'm just I'm just gonna take a knee. Guys,
Speaker 3: did you say three o'clock? This guy sorry, I'm going
Speaker 3: to actually rephrase that. This hero't three o'clock.
Speaker 2: Two o'clock. I'm starving. I'm starving. Let me finished half.
Speaker 2: We had to take him to an appointment in a
Speaker 2: suburb we've never been before, driving there, and how did.
Speaker 4: You navigate your way there in that Tesler car that
Speaker 4: were more or less pre brilliant drive.
Speaker 3: Fits ancient mariner. You know you got to use your sex.
Speaker 2: The map show anything.
Speaker 3: Said, So anyway, where was the suburb at the end
Speaker 3: of the world.
Speaker 2: We took him. We took him there, took him to
Speaker 2: the appointment. He's all well, and then it's almost three
Speaker 2: o'clock as the time I come out clock strove. We
Speaker 2: see a Japanese restaurant that's open, So we go in
Speaker 2: there and we say, oh, we are lost travelers in
Speaker 2: the New World. She felt like that, like a weary
Speaker 2: traveler stepping into a bar and saying, miss three and one.
Speaker 2: It was it was quarter to three, and they said,
Speaker 2: oh no, we close at three o'clock. You can't eat here,
Speaker 2: so please we'll eat. You can't believe how fast we'll eat.
Speaker 2: We'll eat it in time. We will be out of
Speaker 2: here in three.
Speaker 3: When I first moved, I can't believe that like restaurants
Speaker 3: that would shut in the middle of the.
Speaker 2: So they do lunch, then they shut and then they
Speaker 2: come back again for dinner.
Speaker 3: Don't understand that you can't have that.
Speaker 2: What do they do for those two hours in Spain?
Speaker 3: Anyway? So what did they say?
Speaker 2: So they said, okay, so you have never seen two
Speaker 2: people eat me.
Speaker 3: So don't tell me. They said, you've got to eat
Speaker 3: by three.
Speaker 2: They said you have to Yeah, we close three. Oh
Speaker 2: so so tight we down now, miso soup and our
Speaker 2: sissu platter in record time, record time, world record.
Speaker 3: But it's not like you're chocking up a big roast,
Speaker 3: is it. You know? That's so putting this soup.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Right now.
Speaker 4: I wanted to get your phone out and just have
Speaker 4: a look at the text that top one whatever it
Speaker 4: is that the top of your kind of text inbox,
Speaker 4: have a look at it, and then forward it on
Speaker 4: to me. Give you the number and a couple of seconds.
Speaker 4: Do not explain what is going on there. We're going
Speaker 4: to try and work out. It's like a snapshot of
Speaker 4: our lives. Really is that our phones are everything? So
Speaker 4: I just wanted to send them to us. The text
Speaker 4: that is at the top of your phone right now,
Speaker 4: it's faded onto me. Oh four seven five three one
Speaker 4: oh four three O four seven five O three one
Speaker 4: oh four three.
Speaker 3: Why don't you put that?
Speaker 4: Put Christian text number on there as well, so you've
Speaker 4: got my context. You don't need to get a hold
Speaker 4: of me. You're faffing around with it. Oh four seventy
Speaker 4: five O three one oh four three.
Speaker 3: For me, this is every flipping day. Number one thing
Speaker 3: I hear from my wife is some sort of a
Speaker 3: date's got to go in the calendar? Can you?
Speaker 4: This one is can you put the fourth of June in?
Speaker 4: I can't If I say it in the calendar, I
Speaker 4: don't want to do it? Can you put the dready?
Speaker 4: One is like what a takeaway? Do we fancy tonight?
Speaker 4: And what it for dinner?
Speaker 3: Tonight? Is a endless stream.
Speaker 4: Of questions between my wife and ilon text. So today
Speaker 4: that yesterday's one, yes even was about can you put
Speaker 4: in your diary June the fourth? We're all going on
Speaker 4: the queue train. Do you know you guys everything on
Speaker 4: this que train.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 7: That's a steam train that goes between lenders Cliff. When
Speaker 7: we stayed in Queens Cliff ivery starts lovely, isn't it?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 6: Every hour it was giving Chris the rots. He goes
Speaker 6: if I hear that, damn one more time.
Speaker 2: Thought you were going to say you rode it every hour?
Speaker 2: Chris couldn't get enough of it.
Speaker 4: And again please sent me shove on the coal in
Speaker 4: the front like a kid with the birthday treats. So
Speaker 4: it's an old train, isn't it all right?
Speaker 3: There's a restaurant on board.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I do lots of stuff.
Speaker 7: They do jazz, I think on some Sundays and all
Speaker 7: sorts of things. Thomas the tank engine across the summer holidays.
Speaker 6: It's brilliant.
Speaker 4: Oh fantastic, we're doing that. That's about that's going in
Speaker 4: the June and fourth. That's date to look forward to.
Speaker 4: Jazz on the train. Can't escape the jasculates.
Speaker 3: They just called you. Are you even going in the toilet?
Speaker 3: There's a gouver slide tron Bram Jackie boy, what's he at?
Speaker 3: The texta's on top of your phone? All right?
Speaker 2: My last one is out going? So I've sent this.
Speaker 2: How old is he? Three exploration marks? He was a
Speaker 2: baby the other day.
Speaker 4: Have a guess someone who's twenty one?
Speaker 2: It's Hamish Blake's suns, Sonny Howl? Does he know he
Speaker 2: must be like? He looks like ten?
Speaker 6: The last time I saw I don't even know closest friends.
Speaker 3: What are your closest friends? Right? How old is he now?
Speaker 3: He looks like he must be ten.
Speaker 2: Harish and his family live in Sydney.
Speaker 4: Now there you knowing them?
Speaker 3: About fifteen years those boys.
Speaker 2: I honestly, the last time I saw him, I reckon
Speaker 2: he could hardly walk. It felt like he was proud
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 4: The first time you introduced me to Sonny, we're in
Speaker 4: cheeky monkey. That was about four years ago. He was
Speaker 4: walking then he was like four.
Speaker 2: Now he looks like a proper grown up kids. I
Speaker 2: couldn't believe how old is he? And Harris never wrote back,
Speaker 2: So I don't know.
Speaker 3: You know why? That says stinking flake? Who?
Speaker 4: Actually the question is, seriously, how old is he? I've
Speaker 4: got no idea how old is he now?
Speaker 3: No one asked that? Who is a close friend? You
Speaker 3: should know?
Speaker 4: If you google it you'll probably probably get the answers
Speaker 4: on Wikipedia. You couldn't even rather do that, Patsy, what's
Speaker 4: the Texas on till be your phone?
Speaker 3: Mine?
Speaker 6: Says it's hanging on the laundry door.
Speaker 7: Audrey has school photos today, so I said to Chris
Speaker 7: last night, make sure you put a fresh shirt on her.
Speaker 6: And he's texted me going to do one with like
Speaker 6: sort of you know.
Speaker 3: Bad stains or something.
Speaker 5: Not that.
Speaker 3: Again you have blood down it last year.
Speaker 9: I say one time, gravy candar.
Speaker 3: No gravy shirt.
Speaker 7: Times with girls, especially because they're not kicking footies so
Speaker 7: much like boys in the mud, you.
Speaker 6: Can get a couple of days out of a shirt.
Speaker 6: So I said to her.
Speaker 7: She had a fresh one yesterday, but I said, please
Speaker 7: make sure she has a fresh one again today.
Speaker 6: For the photo.
Speaker 4: These school photos I didn't want to arrived last week
Speaker 4: and I caught my daughter and put them in the beer.
Speaker 4: I was like, that's got my name on it. It's
Speaker 4: the school photos.
Speaker 3: That's how.
Speaker 4: Oh no, yeah, that's how it should always be. School
Speaker 4: photos aren't selfies. Okay, hand them here. They were beautiful,
Speaker 4: but the technoonogy's still the same. It's that strange sort
Speaker 4: of sky blue backdrop, just range the color out of
Speaker 4: any healthy looking, vibrant kid, all adult. You ever see
Speaker 4: any posters around town, No one is in front of
Speaker 4: that awful sky blue backdrop and entraine your life force
Speaker 4: off from them.
Speaker 2: They cost a pretty penny.
Speaker 3: Cost a pretty penny. These days they's all have ten
Speaker 3: bob and six.
Speaker 4: I think they are really really, really really expensive. Honestly,
Speaker 4: it's as like a top notch photographer and for what
Speaker 4: is stand there, click.
Speaker 7: Go, and it's all the same sort of stances. I'd
Speaker 7: love like a full length shot of her in a uniform,
Speaker 7: but it's always just like sitting there on the angle
Speaker 7: with aadgut.
Speaker 3: You want to say that clean shirt that I'm working
Speaker 3: to as I said lowers, So there's these grease stains down.
Speaker 3: I tell you mom about this before ber.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian Know Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Sometimes you want to it's the world going crazy. I'll
Speaker 4: just look at the footage from Dave Chappelle been attacked
Speaker 4: on stage yesterday at a big gig that Netflix were
Speaker 4: doing promoting all the comedian spanishals that they have. So
Speaker 4: theres what Lineupennywork the Hollywood Bowl, Dave how Chris Rock,
Speaker 4: Bill Burr and loads of others. But someone literally launched himselves,
Speaker 4: ran on stage, ran across a massive stage at speed,
Speaker 4: armed with summing and threw himself at Daves Chappelle.
Speaker 2: And he just sort of tried to spear tackle him
Speaker 2: because he actually keeps his feet up.
Speaker 4: Dana White should sign him up for the UFC. Him
Speaker 4: and him and Rock they can take their shots up there.
Speaker 4: What is that people are now attacking comedies on stage?
Speaker 2: And he's that true that he came back, so they
Speaker 2: closed the gig and then he came bit so.
Speaker 4: Uh, security guards ran on stage. You can see them
Speaker 4: chasing the guy around. And then also one of the
Speaker 4: people was watching from the whims and I'll see a
Speaker 4: friend of the great Dave Chappelle's was Jamie Fox, an
Speaker 4: amazing actor who was wearing for some reason, a sheriff's hat.
Speaker 4: He's not actually a sheriff, but he also you know, when.
Speaker 3: Hollywood's is crazy. We've seen the last couple of weeks
Speaker 3: of the.
Speaker 4: Oscars, it's and then now there's Jamie Fox wearing a
Speaker 4: sheriff's hat with actual security guards like he's the boss
Speaker 4: of them, running around on stage trying to get a
Speaker 4: shoeing or a punching on the ghost just attacked his mate.
Speaker 3: It's children, but they're adults.
Speaker 2: Nothing surprises us. Say any more about Hollywood.
Speaker 3: Then Chris Rock comes on stage. Ago was that Will Smith?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 4: Right now that we've been asking you to send us
Speaker 4: the first message that's on the top of your phone,
Speaker 4: whether it's one that you've sent somebody or one that's
Speaker 4: come in to you, no explanation to send it onto
Speaker 4: me on oh four seven five O three one oh
Speaker 4: four three oh four seven five O three one oh
Speaker 4: four three. All right, let's go through these. I love
Speaker 4: this one that came in a little bit too late.
Speaker 3: Hi, I heard on the rail of this morning. You're
Speaker 3: searching for Tony Barber. I'm his agent today, my friend,
Speaker 3: I've gone mano mano direct. No cup for you, mister agent,
Speaker 3: are you? There was that much work out there, all right?
Speaker 4: So many sext messages coming in there, no explanation, and
Speaker 4: we're trying to work out.
Speaker 3: What's going on in your life. It's bib Thursday.
Speaker 4: Sounds like I'm back at your house for Aldy school
Speaker 4: photo today.
Speaker 2: No stains on the top whatsoever? Where your bibs? Everybody
Speaker 2: is bib Thursday.
Speaker 4: Bibis are things you should have to do in school
Speaker 4: sports sometimes bibs versus or I don't think they do
Speaker 4: this now, but sometimes we had a teacher.
Speaker 3: Yeah that pea teacher left off for a turn.
Speaker 4: That is not happening now, skinners, and you know when
Speaker 4: it is very different time.
Speaker 3: No one said, wait, why but there's bibbs there, sir?
Speaker 3: Why are hiding them behind your back? No?
Speaker 4: I forgot to read the bin today, just showing your skins?
Speaker 3: When did they when do you reckon? It was the
Speaker 3: year where they were like, you're coming doing that anymore?
Speaker 3: I no more skins anyway.
Speaker 4: Bib Thursday, guys, is bib Thursday Meeker sleeping with me
Speaker 4: in the back room in case you can't find her
Speaker 4: in the morning.
Speaker 3: That's a pet or baby.
Speaker 2: And you know what that sounds like. Actually that's probably
Speaker 2: two partners who have a baby and one they have
Speaker 2: that spare room to go and sleep in the sanctuary
Speaker 2: that's what we call.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the panic room. It's a nice name. I've
Speaker 4: only heard it once before. There was a character on
Speaker 4: Neighbors a couple of years ago who had that name.
Speaker 4: I'm now just but to know that the people talking
Speaker 4: about a baby that's been named and it's an unusual name,
Speaker 4: but is it toadfish?
Speaker 3: Do you think someone's called the kid to oatfish. Can't
Speaker 3: roll out some Queenslander toadfish.
Speaker 6: Oh, missus Mengele, Yes.
Speaker 4: Uh, this is one a Thursday message. I reckon this
Speaker 4: has come in this morning. Tomorrow we're going to get slammed.
Speaker 3: That is guys, guys, guys, isn't it. I'm willing to
Speaker 3: guess that's guys. Guys guys.
Speaker 4: Uh, you're welcome, Jenny and it's double bunny.
Speaker 6: Oh what does that mean?
Speaker 2: Is it some kind of secret code or are there
Speaker 2: actually two rabbits?
Speaker 3: No, I reckon, there's something going on. This code for something.
Speaker 3: And then this is guy here.
Speaker 4: We've been talking earlier about pacemakers, Patsy Stancer handle fitted.
Speaker 4: This week, Christian, you said that there's a monitor that
Speaker 4: feeds information once a day. I want to know that
Speaker 4: if you call the help desk and there's a technical problem,
Speaker 4: do they ask you to turn the pacemaker on and
Speaker 4: off again to see if it fixes the problem? Actually,
Speaker 4: I think they bring you in. They do actually open
Speaker 4: you up to have a quick look at it, give
Speaker 4: it a little bang on a table.
Speaker 1: And put it back in The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: At the moment, we're slipping through your phone messages. Whatever
Speaker 4: the phone messages that's at the top of your inbox.
Speaker 4: Send it over to me on four seven five three
Speaker 4: one oh four three. That's our text number on the
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Speaker 4: Just forward on the text message that's on the top
Speaker 4: of your phone, whether you sent it to somebody or
Speaker 4: it came into you.
Speaker 3: Let's get back into them.
Speaker 4: This is all in block capitals, So someone, this is
Speaker 4: when it's it's always like exclamatory, isn't it when it's
Speaker 4: all in block capitals.
Speaker 3: Can you believe Nando's has a no cash policy? Now?
Speaker 3: Dot dot dot question mark?
Speaker 4: Well, quite a few places have a no cash see
Speaker 4: now is this kind of COVID thing? Or I guess
Speaker 4: it isn't really handling that dirty old cash.
Speaker 7: I didn't think you could refuse cash. It's a form
Speaker 7: of payment.
Speaker 3: Like I's woken up, going down. There's a play for that,
Speaker 3: Piery Pierry Chicken in a pitcher. I love Ernandos.
Speaker 4: I'm at DC eight ten to eight point fifty. If
Speaker 4: you want to say hello, that is someone who ryans
Speaker 4: a very tight schedule.
Speaker 3: What is DC code.
Speaker 2: For Washington d c strange texta scene.
Speaker 4: Just don't have that kind of business going on. Come on, Hidal,
Speaker 4: don't call a text. I'm in the car with the Ferrels.
Speaker 4: We know Ferrells is under twelve teenagers?
Speaker 3: Is that you just say the teens? Or sort of that?
Speaker 4: Ferrels? Is that seven eight nine peak ferrell isn't it?
Speaker 4: We're all especially we were all Ferruls, former ferals and
Speaker 4: slightly ferals still now. To be honest, if my wife
Speaker 4: is away for a day or two, I will go
Speaker 4: feral again.
Speaker 2: And if you get in the car with a car
Speaker 2: load of guys at any age.
Speaker 3: It goes fer so Yes, I love this one.
Speaker 4: Hey, d don't don't even call them text, don't even
Speaker 4: speak to me when this in the car with the
Speaker 4: Ferrls going to Costco.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's even worse. You're going to cost Co and
Speaker 3: peak traffic.
Speaker 4: Uh. It's it's finished, but it's making noises like it's
Speaker 4: on brackets, weird but no smell, So I've turned it off.
Speaker 2: Washing machine could be any household appliants because our dishwasher
Speaker 2: steal beeps like it finishes.
Speaker 3: And then you're so needy, aren't they?
Speaker 4: All the beats and sirens going on with the washing
Speaker 4: machine or washing machine when it's finish, has got this
Speaker 4: irritating buzzer is that.
Speaker 2: I like to keep them in there. I like to
Speaker 2: dishes in there. You wash me.
Speaker 3: It's all right.
Speaker 4: There's no time limit on this Christian podcast. After ateing
Speaker 4: it this morning, we're getting into it. Tony Barber deep
Speaker 4: dive into the world of Tony Barber. Yep, that's right
Speaker 4: him from said of the Century. You could be hanging
Speaker 4: out and playing bingo and winning prizes with Tony Barber
Speaker 4: and us next Thursday night.
Speaker 3: It's all happened in the last twenty four hours. We
Speaker 3: will need a binga machine.
Speaker 4: After eight o'clock we'll get into all of that color
Speaker 4: quick emails. This comes from Julie Christian yesterday. I left
Speaker 4: it two later. Call in you were doing the weakest
Speaker 4: cint of fame. I've got a great one now. My
Speaker 4: hairdressers partner's brother, so Judy's hairdresser right.
Speaker 3: Partner brother.
Speaker 2: That we've got the tree.
Speaker 3: The lead guitarists, Robbie Williams gig over the weekend.
Speaker 2: That's pretty good.
Speaker 3: You go back back down to your head. Really very impressive. Christian.
Speaker 4: I'm late to the party. I'm twenty eight and I've
Speaker 4: owned a top loader. We move on, but you can
Speaker 4: never move on.
Speaker 3: They keep catching up with me.
Speaker 4: I've own a top loader washing machine since I was
Speaker 4: twenty five. The exact thing that happened to Jack also
Speaker 4: happened to me. My front loader broke and they're a pair.
Speaker 4: Man told me I must must buy a top loader.
Speaker 4: He was so passionate that he prepared a two page
Speaker 4: typed essay of all the reasons why and recommended brands.
Speaker 4: That is amazing, Thank you very much, Eminy.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast, Is This Way?
Speaker 4: Is Is this Way? Eyes off the TV? Come on,
Speaker 4: we need to get that TV off. It's too near
Speaker 4: your shoulder. It's a TV in his studio and it's
Speaker 4: like a dog with a chew toy. He's looking at that.
Speaker 4: Are you looking at that pop school video?
Speaker 3: That's gone? Saw the headliner? He's gone, He's gone. He's
Speaker 3: gone viral. Al right.
Speaker 4: Back of the radio show gold when I four point
Speaker 4: three Christian O'Connell show twenty to eight yesterday, we're doing
Speaker 4: eighties of the nineties. This week it's all about the
Speaker 4: letter Jade. Now for the one second winner. So therese
Speaker 4: are all one second clips of songs from the nineties
Speaker 4: to do with the letter jay, and that's the song
Speaker 4: title all the artist? All right, you're ready to play?
Speaker 3: Ready? Pats? Are you ready? Yep?
Speaker 4: Jackie ready back in the room, Pats are you ready?
Speaker 4: Back off news? Yes, I am yeah, host ready?
Speaker 6: Who is Jimmy Raqui? But what's the name of it?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: Something girl? She's just a.
Speaker 2: Girl?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, she's just a bachelor girl. The
Speaker 3: title just a bachelor.
Speaker 6: Sexy girl? Nineties girl.
Speaker 3: What are we doing now? Brainstorming?
Speaker 4: And you here quite needs one still?
Speaker 3: You know, Patsy well known.
Speaker 4: So it felt like Patsy they had read the inside
Speaker 4: of the liddle of the box. I've checked you now
Speaker 4: owe me a point because so it says here on
Speaker 4: the inside of the where the rules are? Okay? Who
Speaker 4: is from the nineties to do with the letter J?
Speaker 4: Artist or song title?
Speaker 2: What if God was one of us?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Who could that be?
Speaker 3: That's the game I'm going to call it from now on.
Speaker 3: Another one second? Winn who could that be?
Speaker 2: I think that was a one hit wonder? I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't think we know call who sung it?
Speaker 1: This?
Speaker 3: Is relevant? Who sung it something something?
Speaker 2: Give us the initials, Jake, the game is.
Speaker 6: Jay, not Janet Jackson.
Speaker 2: No, it was someone we don't know.
Speaker 3: Joan Osbourne. Any more of these signs questions mister d J.
Speaker 3: Cower Age. All right, this one is very very possible
Speaker 3: staple part of this radio station.
Speaker 6: Okay, our lovers in the air and that's some John Michael.
Speaker 3: Potes he get a point to just like.
Speaker 4: Chicken also something and assist you need something to keep
Speaker 4: it going.
Speaker 3: He's looking at that TV and goa all right, who.
Speaker 6: This Jimmy Barnes, Can you play it again? Thy place?
Speaker 3: It's like this one second, isn't it? You know?
Speaker 6: Need that initial It's not river, river, run high whatever
Speaker 6: it is.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'll give you it's riverdeep, mountain. Mom.
Speaker 6: No, that's all right, give me it.
Speaker 3: Give me thirty t seconds of this because Jimmy, so
Speaker 3: we can see royalties. I'll play out of the end, guys,
Speaker 3: I'm run.
Speaker 4: All right, tim Wanre Togo? Who is this from the nineties?
Speaker 6: I can see clearly now and it was sung far j.
Speaker 3: No. I don't know at the end of land you'd
Speaker 3: have this, you'd look look out from this journey.
Speaker 4: Jimmy Cliff All right, Jackie Bye, I know you can
Speaker 4: get this. Okay, if you get this right, Patsy, all happen.
Speaker 4: I do not back to the instruction. It's the fairest
Speaker 4: way of doing it. You lose everything. If he gets
Speaker 4: this right, John.
Speaker 7: Fanham, that's freedom, pats He goes to kill in this
Speaker 7: game every single week.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, I know. I thought you were. It's
Speaker 3: a white wash.
Speaker 4: It's a whitewash about see well done.
Speaker 3: You are the raining champ on the One Second Winner.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Jack has a folded at arms.
Speaker 4: I think he's aware that what we were going to
Speaker 4: be going to here isn't what we are going to here.
Speaker 3: You never know who's listening to the show. I tell
Speaker 3: you what it is. This is, this is.
Speaker 2: I just don't like the grin on your face like
Speaker 2: you're holding double aces.
Speaker 3: I'm holding triple aces. Okay. You never know who's listening
Speaker 3: to your shot. You never know who's listening to the show.
Speaker 3: You know, the other day we were talking about who
Speaker 3: are you? What do you do in your school play? Yes?
Speaker 3: Can you even more what you said?
Speaker 2: I was the guitarist in how the West was Warped,
Speaker 2: a play that I don't think has been on the
Speaker 2: West End or Broadway was written by one of the
Speaker 2: teachers at the school.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I asked you about who was the who
Speaker 3: was the drama teacher?
Speaker 2: Yes, missus Heathcott.
Speaker 4: Do you recognize this voice? Mystery guest online one? Would
Speaker 4: you please say hello to Jack?
Speaker 1: Hello?
Speaker 5: Jack? Do you know who this is? I? Miss They
Speaker 5: don't have to call me miss now, though you can
Speaker 5: call me Jenny Jenny.
Speaker 2: I actually couldn't even remember missus Heathcott's first name.
Speaker 3: Teachers never had first names.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Missus Heathcott texted the show she happens to listen
Speaker 4: to the show, and a daughter daughter heard you mentioning her, mum, Jenny.
Speaker 2: Well, miss heathcert It was a great play and I
Speaker 2: had a great time during drama in my high school years.
Speaker 5: Awesome. But you have a really bad memory, Jack.
Speaker 2: Why is that?
Speaker 5: Because the sets were actually created by some parents who
Speaker 5: worked in the industry. Don't you remember our amazing stage
Speaker 5: coach and our salon. Now, the students did some of
Speaker 5: the work that the main sets.
Speaker 3: Doesn't remember.
Speaker 4: Key people on the show, even my name don't have
Speaker 4: to introduce myself to before the start of every show.
Speaker 5: I don't remember it was also, sorry, go on, I.
Speaker 2: Can't quite remember the details of the sets. You remember
Speaker 2: as the guitarist in the band, I was sitting behind
Speaker 2: all the artwork in the.
Speaker 3: Sets, so I know you were.
Speaker 5: But your second show you were on stage.
Speaker 3: Oh was he what in the band?
Speaker 2: Remind me?
Speaker 5: Yes, it was back to the eighties. They're totally awesome musical.
Speaker 2: Because how can I forget back to the eighties?
Speaker 5: I of the Tiger. Yeah, you played that incessantly all
Speaker 5: the time.
Speaker 3: This is amazing when you love to get these days
Speaker 3: all filled.
Speaker 5: And that.
Speaker 2: Wasn't a very good I'm not a very good guitarist now.
Speaker 2: I hate to think what I was at sixteen years old.
Speaker 5: Oh no, you were awesome, just like the musical. But yeah,
Speaker 5: so in that musical, the students did make the set
Speaker 5: flats and we did it very non naturalistic. But the
Speaker 5: band was on stage. They were front and center.
Speaker 3: That's a bit more exciting way to do, what I think.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was good. It was great to tell me this.
Speaker 3: You must be very proud of Jack and what he's
Speaker 3: gone on to do.
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 5: You know, he was always destined for great things. He
Speaker 5: could never shut up.
Speaker 2: Time said that at the time. No, no teaching in
Speaker 2: my whole school year's episode.
Speaker 1: That I know that.
Speaker 4: The other day, Jenny, when we were talking about this,
Speaker 4: he actually said we were just talking about I said,
Speaker 4: was it drama teacher? And he actually said, we had
Speaker 4: a great drama teacher, missus Heathcott.
Speaker 5: So ah, that's lovely, thank you.
Speaker 3: I enjoy teaching its for greatness.
Speaker 2: Are he still at the school or you're not teaching
Speaker 2: there anymore?
Speaker 5: No, No, I'm a member of the principal team at
Speaker 5: Saint Helena Secondary College, so yeah, I moved on bigger
Speaker 5: and better things.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I'm currently on leave though, so sitting here nursing two
Speaker 5: knees that have just been replaced.
Speaker 3: So wow, we arnie there were two double titanium knies.
Speaker 5: Robot robo principal type spoke it in my way now.
Speaker 4: Jack was telling us about how all the production budget
Speaker 4: had gone on these sugar glass bottles that obviously we
Speaker 4: smashed over like in a bar and brawl in the West.
Speaker 5: Remember, yes, we did have a much bigger budget than that,
Speaker 5: but they were gold because the bottles were really hard
Speaker 5: to source. It me a long time to find someone
Speaker 5: who could make them, so they were like gold or
Speaker 5: I think plutonium, as Jack said, because I did order
Speaker 5: a couple more than we needed, but just in case.
Speaker 5: But yeah, I'm really hard to get so not all
Speaker 5: the budget went on that. No, we did get it, missus.
Speaker 2: You can't believe for teenage boys how tempting it is
Speaker 2: to take awa bottle and smash it over your friend's
Speaker 2: head so much.
Speaker 5: That's why they had a security guard on them, you know, armor.
Speaker 2: God, there was probably another student to be fair.
Speaker 5: Look, there was temptation for me too, and actually there
Speaker 5: was one left over and we smashed it as in
Speaker 5: my husband's head at his fiftieth birthday party. But don't
Speaker 5: let anyone else know about it.
Speaker 3: That is great.
Speaker 2: I really feel like I'm back at school again, like
Speaker 2: I should be polite and have my best manners on
Speaker 2: and you could give me.
Speaker 3: I've got to say this, you shut up for the
Speaker 3: first time in two hours in doing the show, because
Speaker 3: you come on every day to getting to be like this.
Speaker 5: Look I could, but yeah, you've got better things to do.
Speaker 5: But I wanted to say congratulations Jack on the birth
Speaker 5: of Gordon. Thank you so lovely, man, that's great. I
Speaker 5: keep in contact with a lot of my ex students
Speaker 5: through social.
Speaker 3: Media and favorite ones. The favorites we get the subtext
Speaker 3: here must have been embarrassing to actually hear from us.
Speaker 2: I haven't heard from you since the day I left school.
Speaker 3: Better just to hear him on the radio.
Speaker 2: Sorry back, no good to speak to you, and all
Speaker 2: the best with you.
Speaker 5: I love you and thank you with your radio career
Speaker 5: and parenting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well we're still waiting for the destined for greatness.
Speaker 3: But you know, when he gets there, we'll call you back.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much, good luck with the recovery.
Speaker 5: Thank you. Bye.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian O Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Good Morning, Joe's just Emails, Christian, I heard that amazing
Speaker 4: Elanas Morrissette isolated vocal you played yesterday. Just wondering where
Speaker 4: you find them all. I buy them from a man
Speaker 4: at the market. It's only ever there once a month,
Speaker 4: and I have to go around the back. They're a secret.
Speaker 4: It was I chronicle so Narnia Journey to find them
Speaker 4: and then I bring them back.
Speaker 3: For you guys. All right, So the other day Jack
Speaker 3: came in. He was saying, I really need some help.
Speaker 4: I need songs that will soothe a crying baby, because
Speaker 4: if you've been in that situation and you're trying to
Speaker 4: get them just to soothe or use anything any means you.
Speaker 2: Suppose, especially in the car, because when you're in the
Speaker 2: car and you can't get back over to them.
Speaker 3: So you're trapped in a small space and that sound
Speaker 3: just hangs around you both.
Speaker 2: Yep, all you have is the radio. That's all you
Speaker 2: can use to try to soothe them. And so you
Speaker 2: need a song that can sue the baby.
Speaker 4: So jack Son Gordon heading to eight weeks at the
Speaker 4: end of this week, so two months almost two months
Speaker 4: to mine. Describe the tesla, because I've been in your
Speaker 4: car right, it is a maculate. It's like a laboratory
Speaker 4: in there.
Speaker 3: It is so pristine and clean. That is the tesla.
Speaker 3: What's it like now?
Speaker 2: Not anymore? Same same situation that's in the house now,
Speaker 2: clutter everywhere, clutter, clutter, birdcloths, soiled clothes in the footworld.
Speaker 3: And that's just your stuff, toys.
Speaker 2: Then we get into his stuff. The pram takes up
Speaker 2: a whole boot. It's just clutter everywhere, and the house
Speaker 2: is even worse than the car.
Speaker 3: Are you surprised now now that you have a son,
Speaker 3: just how much geared stuff for someone so small, so small,
Speaker 3: how much gear they have. They overtake your entire life
Speaker 3: with this, their their stuff.
Speaker 2: And it's lovely to get gifts from friends and family,
Speaker 2: but there's the amount coming into the house. Even people
Speaker 2: lovely listeners of the show and thank you for the
Speaker 2: gifts that you have sent in, But there's just like
Speaker 2: he's got enough blankets, he's got enough toys.
Speaker 4: Is it like a charity sort of warehouse right now
Speaker 4: where there's been a fundraise?
Speaker 2: It's like outside of the Selbos when people just stuff.
Speaker 4: Have you got like five wheelibes, board games and old
Speaker 4: wedding dresses and one old ski being dropped off?
Speaker 2: If we can't take any more donations at this point.
Speaker 4: So the other day we said, only call in if
Speaker 4: this is tried and tested, you can actually say this
Speaker 4: work for us, Yeah, I recommend it to you.
Speaker 3: So we had we had all kinds of different songs.
Speaker 3: Aren't the normal lullaby ones, like someone called in saying
Speaker 3: a c DC thunderstruck this big noisy song.
Speaker 4: But you never know what's going to if it's worked
Speaker 4: for this, but that dad, Maybe it worked for jack
Speaker 4: Son Gordon.
Speaker 3: Then this one no nomena, phenomena everyone from the eighties.
Speaker 4: Maybe Susanna Hoffs can soothe any young man, older man.
Speaker 4: The one that really surprised us was.
Speaker 10: This, I heard myself to the d I mean.
Speaker 3: That's how the dad feel.
Speaker 4: You look at the mirror and it looks like Johnny
Speaker 4: Cash is looking back at you.
Speaker 3: And then this was the real curve ball. If I
Speaker 3: were a rich man. Yeah, like I said, you're trying anything,
Speaker 3: all right. So jack went and rode tested these.
Speaker 2: I ran the experiments yesterday. It wasn't hard to run
Speaker 2: the experiment because it seems like he's crying all the time.
Speaker 2: So we were in the car yesterday. I had Bianca
Speaker 2: on DJ Judy's and she was playing each of the songs.
Speaker 3: Great, okay, let's go back to the car. Now the songs.
Speaker 2: The first one is at DC Thunderstruck Live from Germany.
Speaker 3: I don't know how they ever seized the babies. No,
Speaker 3: the next one, all right, let's go to the Muppets.
Speaker 2: The next one is Monomena from the Muppets. This is
Speaker 2: such a good song, Phenomena, But Gordon doesn't.
Speaker 3: Think so, oh bless, let's go to the eighties.
Speaker 2: The next one is Eternal Flame by the Bengals.
Speaker 3: Half there. He really didn't like the Bengals. He doesn't
Speaker 3: like it.
Speaker 2: Hurt by Johnny Cash. You like Johnny Cash. I'll take
Speaker 2: that as a name all right now. The last one
Speaker 2: Fiddler on the Roof If I were a rich man.
Speaker 2: Last try is if I were a rich man from
Speaker 2: Fiddler on the Roof the musical, If I were rich
Speaker 2: It's working. It's working, hon.
Speaker 3: Oh, I love it. Success Moms and dads, you try
Speaker 3: as well. Finder on the Roof.
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Speaker 2: Why is coming up.
Speaker 4: That I'm like some sort of snobregeous bomb.
Speaker 3: That's my leather bound Encyclopedia Britannicas. Why the why is why?
Speaker 4: Please don't go near the Encyclopedia Britannicas. All right, so
Speaker 4: we're asking for your suggestions. Tried and tested? What songs
Speaker 4: tried and tested to sue? The crime Baby for new
Speaker 4: Dad Jackie Boy for his son Gordon. This comes from Sarah.
Speaker 4: I sent the Richmond Tiger's theme tune to my song
Speaker 4: worked like a charm.
Speaker 3: I haven't his form mid seventeen. Yeah, I don't know
Speaker 3: if that's still going to work on him now he's
Speaker 3: just angry now. This one would not work on me.
Speaker 3: The lullaby from Pan's Labyrinth from Amanda no terrifying. You're
Speaker 3: literally calling in the demons and spirits a Ouiji board.
Speaker 2: The boy stops crying because terrified.
Speaker 3: Stop that.
Speaker 4: Now this, I'd like someone to sing it to me
Speaker 4: every night. I might go on air to ask you
Speaker 4: later and off for someone. Twenty bars that would send
Speaker 4: me off night. I sing aid device to my son.
Speaker 4: It started when he was tiny. I'm still doing it
Speaker 4: now thirty nine.
Speaker 3: Try that that's got a lovely kind of soothing lilt.
Speaker 6: Who is that sound of music?
Speaker 3: Okay, guys about sound of music? Do you not like
Speaker 3: sound of music? Oh?
Speaker 6: It's guy's for a bit, doesn't it necessarily longer?
Speaker 2: Old movies?
Speaker 4: A lovely movie that, Oh, climb every mountain altogether.
Speaker 3: Now just me on that one.
Speaker 6: I'm sixteen going on seventeen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh, joshy boy, Okay, I'm good mate. It's gonna
Speaker 4: need Tor to turn the radio down. That's it, first
Speaker 4: time calling.
Speaker 2: There we go, there we go.
Speaker 4: Remember the basics, guys, always remember the basics. All right,
Speaker 4: Josh tried and tested what song worked for you?
Speaker 10: I have dari O G Sunshine. I'm telling you who
Speaker 10: go to songs to get his key to sleep straight away?
Speaker 3: Really so much energy there back to the nineties.
Speaker 10: Tune.
Speaker 4: I can't imagine in the air, but this worked as
Speaker 4: another by Josh.
Speaker 10: Yes, and when I goes, hey, I'm there's that man
Speaker 10: about it than this Thursday so much. She's currently bathing
Speaker 10: at the moment, and whenever it's been a last couple
Speaker 10: of hours, hold us chuck this on and she is
Speaker 10: straight out.
Speaker 4: Lights out, that's all she said, lights out. That's all right,
Speaker 4: Josh is the next one. Ja's going to add it
Speaker 4: to themics try where he would try and report back, Josh,
Speaker 4: thank you very much for klled him.
Speaker 3: I have a good day. Take me paid, go.
Speaker 4: Back, Let's go to this and by hey, Jenny, good morning.
Speaker 4: Jenny was trying and tested for you a song that
Speaker 4: worked to.
Speaker 3: Suit you, all right.
Speaker 11: The greatest American Hero, believe it or not. We were
Speaker 11: traveling in Ireland sixty years ago. He was three months
Speaker 11: old and we were in Belfast for a wedding and
Speaker 11: we had to get to Dublin in a week. We traveled,
Speaker 11: We picked after the wedding. We went no accommodation, no
Speaker 11: any anything anywhere along the way. Half half an hour
Speaker 11: before the destination. He would start crying, we would start seeing,
Speaker 11: he would stop.
Speaker 2: I want to hear the song. But firstly, did you
Speaker 2: travel for a week straight without any.
Speaker 4: I've been to Ireland many times. Hotels, be and bees.
Speaker 3: It isn't just farmland. No stop.
Speaker 11: We didn't book any accommodation along the way. We sort
Speaker 11: of just said we're going here, let's find a place.
Speaker 3: Got all right, And so back to American Hero and
Speaker 3: the lullaby this worked. What a tune? How could I
Speaker 3: not said last year we played this informed stand by
Speaker 3: your mout what a great song. That is a great tune.
Speaker 3: That is a great one, Jenny, thank you very much
Speaker 3: for trying that, No problem, try, thank you. Thank God
Speaker 3: we've got the long version of that and I hate
Speaker 3: to hear less.
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Speaker 4: As always if you've got an email so late to
Speaker 4: the party, any more recommendations for lullabies. I think the
Speaker 4: ones we're looking for are the more unusual lullabies, like
Speaker 4: believe it or not, stuff like that.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to avoid playing any kids music, music that's
Speaker 2: made just for babies.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Another thing, I've been geting a lot of emails where
Speaker 4: every single one brings up this unnecessary rule you've put
Speaker 4: in place that you will never play baby music because
Speaker 4: you will have to.
Speaker 2: No, I won't because I.
Speaker 4: Get through the next copy is my friend will eight
Speaker 4: weeks into this long old road.
Speaker 2: Ahead of you, we'll skip baby music altogether. I think
Speaker 2: you'll have a special appreciation for actually good music I tell.
Speaker 4: You what we're going to do now, a new feature tomorrow.
Speaker 4: We're going to open the lines with a sweep steak. Right,
Speaker 4: It is only a matter of days before you collapse
Speaker 4: and you will yield.
Speaker 2: I'm stubborn.
Speaker 3: You can't tell you who's more stubborn. A baby? You
Speaker 3: hear that crying? You can't cry like that.
Speaker 2: Okay, gets it from me.
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