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Speaker 1: Woods had an extraordinary phone call yesterday from a man

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Speaker 1: called David. We were having a very very friendly, jovial

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Speaker 1: chatting here about what you do when you're in a

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Speaker 1: bathroom and you're doing twosies and you hear someone coming

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Speaker 1: to the cubicle, Like do you heart it out? Do

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Speaker 2: And then David called and gave us this story for.

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Speaker 3: Years ago, I got stropped with Tirtier, ran to the loo,

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Speaker 3: realized I've gone into the leady to buy a mistake.

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Speaker 3: It's too late to leave, and I stayed in there

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Speaker 3: for two and a half hours, and so just before

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Speaker 3: the building locked up. Mortified, and forty five years later,

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Speaker 3: I'm still mortified by the memory of it.

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Speaker 2: You can hear that he's still mortified by that.

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Speaker 4: I'm surprised he's told it. Sounds like he has never

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Speaker 4: told the story before.

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Speaker 5: He's you know, he you know what I mean, Like

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Speaker 5: it felt like a real professional, Like forty five years ago,

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Speaker 5: I don't know, I don't.

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Speaker 4: Know if that guy's name is David. Forty five years later,

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Speaker 1: He's finally cleansing his soul and what was obviously a

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Speaker 1: horrific incident for the poor guy.

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Speaker 4: How did you describe his diarrhea at the start?

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Speaker 1: By the way, strap strapless, go again.

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Speaker 3: Years ago, I got stroplessless.

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Speaker 5: Dropless diarrhea, struck with diarrhea, struck with.

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Speaker 2: Anyway. I do think.

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Speaker 4: Strong because you get you do get struck with it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, not stropless diarrhea. That's not a wordless, traptless diary. Anyway.

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Speaker 1: I do like the situation where for whatever reason you

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Speaker 1: you are in a hiding position and then you can't

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Speaker 1: struck with You're not struck with diarrhea, but for some

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Speaker 1: reason you can't come out of that hiding place. The

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Speaker 1: only other story I've heard where this has happened is

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Speaker 1: a story of our good friend Darren mcmallon, who, when

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Speaker 1: he was a kid, he was playing hide and Seeking his.

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Speaker 2: Grandma and grandpa's place.

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Speaker 1: He liked to play a game where he would hide

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Speaker 1: from his grandma and grandpa when he's been babysat by them.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, he decided to hide under.

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Speaker 1: His grandma's slightly traumatic, but yeah, well it gets traumatic.

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Speaker 1: He decides to hide under his grandma's beard, and then

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Speaker 1: somehow that his grandma came into the bedroom and not

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Speaker 1: only did she get neud, but she started having going

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Speaker 1: for it with Grandpa. So he decides in that moment

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Speaker 1: and totally wild. But again, if you put yourself in

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Speaker 1: his situation, you're like, you have to stay.

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Speaker 2: With the lemon to the full lemon party. William thirty

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Speaker 2: swopping gravy. I wouldn't know. I wouldn't know.

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Speaker 1: I've seen both of my grandparents nerd, but I haven't

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Speaker 1: and they're both naked. But that's neither here nor there.

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Speaker 1: Thirteen one o six five years our number. Have you

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Speaker 1: been in this situation before? Why couldn't you come out

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Speaker 5: Spe So it's the four weddings in the funeral bit.

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Speaker 5: It's going to go and hide in the closet. Something's

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Speaker 5: all of a sudden, people don't know you're hiding. Yes,

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Speaker 5: And because they don't know you're hiding, they go and

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Speaker 5: do something.

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Speaker 4: Which you shouldn't be watching.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're to start can't you just got to sit.

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Speaker 4: There and deal with it. Yeah, it's a great bit.

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Speaker 4: If anyone else has got that story, I'd love.

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Speaker 2: To hear it now.

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Speaker 1: Obviously we have a few more questions for David, and

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Speaker 1: graciously he has agreed to come back on the radio

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Speaker 1: show and revisit that troull make years ago pause for David.

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Speaker 4: Welcome back, David.

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Speaker 3: Thank you don't remind me of voted too much.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll try not to go too much into detail here, David,

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Speaker 1: because I do appreciate, as you said, that it still

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Speaker 1: impacts you forty five years later.

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Speaker 3: It wouldn't be impact it was impacted for forty five years,

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Speaker 3: I'd be dead.

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Speaker 2: True you have so you haven't had Diary.

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Speaker 3: I have had my movements over the last forty five years.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad to hear it. I'm glad to hear it.

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Speaker 1: D So, David, what how if you you've obviously been

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Speaker 1: struck so badly with Diary that you were in such

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 3: I didn't run into the female toilet. I ran to

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Speaker 3: I heard some people coming in chatting, which confirmed my diagnosis.

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Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, And.

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Speaker 3: I just had to sit there waiting, and the whole

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Speaker 3: until now, I've managed to keep that secret to myself.

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Speaker 5: So we were because I'm not sure if you heard,

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Speaker 5: but we were just throwing it around before, like, were

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Speaker 5: we the first people that David's ever told? And so

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Speaker 5: the first the first people you've ever told that you

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Speaker 3: You weare for for some reason, just when I heard

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Speaker 3: you talking yesterday, that brought all the memories flooding back.

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Speaker 3: Fortunately they should didn't come flooding back. I'm going to

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Speaker 3: add the soft.

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Speaker 7: Drink it does no no, alright, go tell different between

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Speaker 7: can opening, that's right.

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Speaker 4: Uh, damn, we know it.

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Speaker 1: Look, you and me can't hear it, but we do

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Speaker 1: believe there are people out there who can hear it.

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Speaker 1: Joe Jonas he can hear it. He got six in

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Speaker 1: a row. A woman called Zoe she got five in

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Speaker 1: a row. These are our top players and.

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Speaker 4: It's obviously all thanks to Kirk's. It's going to be

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Speaker 4: a cracking afternoon. Thank you very much.

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Speaker 6: Huge.

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Speaker 4: It's also steered me into something that I need.

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Speaker 2: To talk to you about. What right, let's do it.

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Speaker 5: We're going to block the phone lines now, guys, I'm

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Speaker 5: sorry we can't have a player on today. We'll take

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Speaker 5: I need to bring up with you what a lot

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Speaker 5: and that is your can cracking.

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Speaker 6: In here.

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Speaker 4: You came in here.

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Speaker 5: At the start of all this and he said, I'm

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Speaker 2: In a crack man. Now that's.

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Speaker 6: So.

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Speaker 5: Look, look whether you crack Hans cans Man or Chief Cracker,

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Speaker 5: Chief cracker is the same, I think I think as well.

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Speaker 5: I think the point is that you're not up to

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Speaker 1: Now, look what in the only cracker I have the experience,

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Speaker 1: I've got the time under my belt, will I've been

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Speaker 5: For what I've got our audio producer, Marcus Aurelius Caesar

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Speaker 5: to do is to mash together all the cracks that

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Speaker 4: Because look, my people are hitting us up.

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry and I hate to do this to you,

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Speaker 5: but a lot of people, well, well let's be honest.

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Speaker 5: We've had, we've had, We've had people have not been

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Speaker 4: And now that we're doing this big can you hear

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Speaker 5: There's twenty grand on offer and they're not that they

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Speaker 8: Oh, definitely another beer.

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Speaker 4: No it's not, it's not.

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Speaker 2: I reckon, you were talking.

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Speaker 8: Gentlemen. You've given me three beers.

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Speaker 4: No, we haven't.

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Speaker 2: Cow that is a soft drink.

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Speaker 3: Soft drink.

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Speaker 5: You're doing these what are you doing there? You're doing

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Speaker 5: these Johnny Howard's. He's like, I think I'm trying to.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to rip it off. I'm trying to build

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Speaker 4: I can be going on for a whole week like people, Well.

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Speaker 5: Well, I think yes, Look, I think yesterday it culminated

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Speaker 4: Of course, the big players on the day.

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Speaker 5: Look, you know, we're going to pull the curtain down

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Speaker 2: So he's above the top candidate.

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Speaker 4: So he's the carrier of a champ.

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Speaker 5: But yesterday I think that we had a candidate, a

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Speaker 4: He called the show. He could definitely hear something. But

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Speaker 4: then your second or.

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Speaker 5: Third crack because you need three as everyone knows listening

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Speaker 5: right now, you need to get three cans in a

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Speaker 5: hear it live? And your third crack was unacceptable?

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Speaker 2: Now, hang on, hang on, I reckon, you were talking.

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Speaker 1: I reckon you were talking, and this candid I'm going

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Speaker 2: There's been a little bit of criticism with the chief cracker.

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Speaker 4: Some more can then your eye.

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Speaker 6: That's a soft drink, for sure.

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Speaker 2: It's a big.

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Speaker 9: From you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, fair, fair criticism from you. Okay, he spoke though

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Speaker 1: while I was cracking. That's like talking during someone's golf swing.

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Speaker 5: Look, I think this has got to the point because, look, mate,

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Speaker 5: Need an impartial jury. Should would he no longer be

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Speaker 5: the chief cansman? Sha, we hear some of the cracks.

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Speaker 8: Oh, definitely another beer.

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Speaker 4: It's not it's not.

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Speaker 2: Hang on, hang on, reckon, you were talking this can.

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Speaker 8: Gentlemen, you've given me three beers.

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Speaker 4: No, we haven't a cold.

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Speaker 5: it's it. I feel like I could recreate that sound

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Speaker 5: And then should be a can cake. It should be

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Speaker 5: you right now, give it a go.

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Speaker 1: Before I cracked this can, I've been I cracked a

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Speaker 1: and what I have realized, is that I have purchased

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Speaker 4: Okay, so love on lover will okay? Okay, so before

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Speaker 5: But I have lasked people to call who've been listening

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Speaker 4: Who want to play for twenty thousand dollars?

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Speaker 5: But who aren't getting the honest opportunity to hear a

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Speaker 5: proper cancrack? And I want to know from them whether

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Speaker 5: or not you should be the can Cracker moving forward.

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Speaker 1: Okay, but that was me gloveless, Nick, mate, Obviously you

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Speaker 2: Let's get this over and done with, Nick. Yeah, you

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Speaker 6: Or no? No, I already said I actually need to pass

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, So have you been listening, Nick, and you've

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Speaker 6: All? That the one that you were playing just before

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Speaker 10: Like Matthew pause, I don't know, it's weird different.

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Speaker 4: The two movements isn't there. It's almost like.

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Speaker 8: And then the next one sounded the ducts exactly the same.

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Speaker 4: But yeah, I can't tell the dif.

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Speaker 5: And I'm a meter from you, and I know there's

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Speaker 5: gone Jesus.

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Speaker 4: That sounded like a beer and it was a soft drink.

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Speaker 1: I've cracked fifty cans in here, and you've taken two

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Speaker 2: Well, you only need to go out once to lose

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Speaker 5: I've got Kaylor a little quick reference around this. Keen Okay,

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Speaker 4: Kaylor?

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Speaker 8: I think you need to rip it off like a

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Speaker 6: A pause.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, building the suspense, just building the suspense.

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Speaker 5: One wants it, So, Kaylor, I've got advice, bit of feedback,

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Speaker 4: Loves criticism makes him a better person. I think you

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Speaker 1: I've leant right into that. I've embraced that, and I'm

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Speaker 1: I if I have the kitchen glove on, do you

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 11: Sorry, mate, I think I'm on.

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Speaker 8: I'm on team moving on a bit.

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Speaker 11: I think if we should at least get someone else

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Speaker 4: Will, I think you want me back, Ja Jase, you're

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Speaker 5: I imagine you know, like after you know Batsman's had a

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Speaker 4: Just give him a chance to face a bit of heat.

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Speaker 9: Right, Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 11: Well when unless we have someone else at least give

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Speaker 5: Should have gone out on camparison, We'll go to Lockland

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Speaker 5: as well, shall we?

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Speaker 4: Because lock On? What do you reckon? You want to

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Speaker 8: Na?

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Speaker 6: Yeah? For that?

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Speaker 4: Signed it up? Can I just have all I tell

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Speaker 4: you what we're going to do. Got my gloves on, Okay,

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Speaker 4: I tell what we're gonna because I.

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Speaker 5: Think Nick and Kaylor and Jason and Lockie can all

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Speaker 5: hear me, and so can everyone else that's called up

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Speaker 5: to be part of the jury to absolutely.

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Speaker 6: No, not at all.

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Speaker 4: They've all been plucked from obscurity now.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, that's overwhelmingly negative towards it was crack.

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Speaker 4: Was you call up.

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Speaker 2: And say I reckon the chief Cracks doing?

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Speaker 6: All right?

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Speaker 4: There wasn't one.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 5: Okay, so hey, Tommy, can you do me a favor

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Speaker 5: of It's going to get turncoats on to make sure

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Speaker 5: because I want to hear a response from all of them.

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Speaker 4: All right, they're all going to hear because.

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Speaker 5: You've got your You've got your well, what have you

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Speaker 6: You can?

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Speaker 1: I've got a pair of kitchen gloves on. I paid

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Speaker 1: I think what's happening is I'm losing that that boisterousness

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Speaker 2: So guys, you can all hear me.

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Speaker 4: Anyone understand just came out.

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Speaker 2: It just feels a bit dumber after that sentence. I'm

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Speaker 2: better with the gloves all right, here we go, Here

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Speaker 2: we go. So guys, after the cracking of the can.

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Speaker 4: Them thank you? You just can?

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Speaker 2: I can throw and drag, I can throw and crack.

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Speaker 9: Here we go.

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Speaker 4: Fine, how about it?

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Speaker 2: Don't love you?

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Speaker 6: Reckon? Guys? What are you.

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Speaker 4: Here as well? And what I can hear him already there?

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Speaker 4: That's Charlie. Another interview.

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Speaker 2: You're doing press day.

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Speaker 5: God take my eyes putting on an interview with these bricks,

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Speaker 9: Now were they still on it? Unbelievable.

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Speaker 5: That was like one of the zoom gaffes that we

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Speaker 4: So that was brilliant.

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Speaker 5: Charlie Pickering is chatting to us, guys because season ten

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Speaker 5: of The Weekly begins Tonight's back eight thirty on the ABC,

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Speaker 5: So congratulate on another season of the show.

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Speaker 12: Huge season ten. So if my mum's listening, see it

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Speaker 12: is a real job.

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Speaker 4: I had a real job.

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Speaker 2: They'll never believe it. They'll never believe it, Charlie.

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Speaker 1: And I'm reading here that Eric Banner is going to

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Speaker 1: be on the show tonight, mate, hopefully teaching you how

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Speaker 12: Yes, because I don't know you guys should check this

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Speaker 9: We're going to talk about it on the show tonight.

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Speaker 12: And I want acting lessons from him because I saw

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Speaker 12: his new movie Force of Nature.

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Speaker 9: And it's the sequel to The Dry Yeah, yep ye.

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Speaker 12: Although this one twist seems quite damp water it's in

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Speaker 12: the there's a lot of rain, big change, but it

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Speaker 9: You can play a dry detective or a moist.

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Speaker 2: Detective any season, any season.

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Speaker 6: But it's a mess.

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Speaker 12: But he does some of the best looking out the

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Speaker 12: window thinking. I want to get him to teach me

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Speaker 9: It's only the great, only the great actors can do it.

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Speaker 1: I'd ask you to have a crack now, but that

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Speaker 1: would be the worst radio bit ever if you just say.

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Speaker 9: Very bad radio. But it just shows how much you

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Speaker 5: Hey, Charlie, you mentioned before ten years so Kitty Flanagan

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Speaker 4: In the first season, I was reading.

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Speaker 9: Where are they now?

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Speaker 4: Where are they?

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Speaker 12: Oh?

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Speaker 9: Where whatever happened to those guys?

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Speaker 12: That's right, I'm not bitter, No, I can hear that

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Speaker 5: I can hear that I was reading when Tom came

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Speaker 12: It was just before that. There was a rental crisis

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Speaker 4: And ten years but.

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Speaker 12: I could not get anywhere to stay at all man

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Speaker 9: He put me up in their.

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Speaker 12: Attic and I was there for like three months in

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 12: Like they were so Tolerantand that said, the three of

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Speaker 12: It was like it was a non stop party. Now,

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Speaker 4: Being a kid, and then I had a mate movie.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, three months you are overstaying.

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Speaker 4: You amazing.

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Speaker 1: You know that Tom's wife would be having chats with

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Speaker 5: talking more of a Fritzal situation where you know, keeping

450
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:54,439
Speaker 5: it down there.

451
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,080
Speaker 9: Now and then now and then at at night.

452
00:19:56,119 --> 00:19:59,000
Speaker 12: I would just clank chains to pretend the house was haunted.

453
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,560
Speaker 5: Hey, Charlie, I'm interested about this other guess that's on

454
00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:06,040
Speaker 5: the show tonight. Sam Neil first guess that you had

455
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,920
Speaker 5: on the Weekly again ten years later, the Weekly back

456
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:11,040
Speaker 5: tonight ABC at eight point thirty, and Sam Neil is

457
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:12,880
Speaker 5: back on the Weekly and there was a big chat

458
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:15,240
Speaker 5: the first time you're on about him naming a pet

459
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:19,760
Speaker 5: after you. We've got some audio, so you return to

460
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:22,400
Speaker 5: sam Neil's place tonight on the Weekly to find out

461
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,760
Speaker 5: whether or not he kept that promise and named a

462
00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:25,560
Speaker 5: pet after you.

463
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:29,719
Speaker 12: Have you've named all of your animals after famous people.

464
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,800
Speaker 3: Would you like to be one of my Animalso got

465
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:32,640
Speaker 3: a little what duck?

466
00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:35,000
Speaker 4: Oh my god? Are you serious?

467
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:36,920
Speaker 9: So where's my duck?

468
00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:38,000
Speaker 3: You're duck?

469
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:40,600
Speaker 9: Yeah, the one you're named after me.

470
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,040
Speaker 3: We've got Charlie Pickering.

471
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:43,000
Speaker 12: Yeah, that's the one.

472
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:45,280
Speaker 5: Well you're Charlie Pickering.

473
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:49,399
Speaker 3: I thought you were Rove.

474
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:53,720
Speaker 6: There's your duck.

475
00:20:58,080 --> 00:20:58,639
Speaker 4: That's awesome.

476
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:06,800
Speaker 12: Patient man, bless him, came along did the first episode

477
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:09,520
Speaker 12: and it was amazing. We've been made ever since like

478
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:12,360
Speaker 12: he did. That's the biggest solid ever. As I say,

479
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:15,640
Speaker 12: very very patient man. But sadly I have to say

480
00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:21,560
Speaker 12: that Charlie Pickering, the duck has passed away. Now during

481
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:22,800
Speaker 12: a very cold winter.

482
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:24,879
Speaker 5: Nobody put the duck up in their attic for a

483
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Speaker 5: couple of nights.

484
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:31,000
Speaker 9: There are questions to be asked. That's my true crime.

485
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:35,199
Speaker 5: I mean, there's been a bit of chat recently. I

486
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:37,359
Speaker 5: saw her that Sam announced that he was dying.

487
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:38,399
Speaker 4: Did you talk about that?

488
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,480
Speaker 12: In his book he writes about it had a very

489
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:46,040
Speaker 12: serious diagnosis because he couldn't work while he was having

490
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:48,320
Speaker 12: all this treatment. He actually got a book written. Whatever

491
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:50,400
Speaker 12: illness is, it's the most productive illness.

492
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,520
Speaker 5: Oh well, it's good to know just the duck named

493
00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:57,520
Speaker 5: after you died and not Sam Neil.

494
00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:00,960
Speaker 4: Just yet still alive and still the bombshot.

495
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:05,440
Speaker 5: I'm still on the Weekly, which is back on your

496
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:06,160
Speaker 5: TV tonight.

497
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:07,440
Speaker 4: It's eight thirty on the AVC.

498
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Speaker 9: Mate.

499
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:10,360
Speaker 4: It's great to see you, Charlie Pickering here on William Whatity.

500
00:22:10,359 --> 00:22:10,840
Speaker 4: Thanks for coming on.

501
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:15,480
Speaker 12: Broke always a joy and I'm glad no one got pranked.

502
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:22,400
Speaker 6: I'm going to as a soft drinks a bit.

503
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:28,000
Speaker 2: Dusy no ducy nod.

504
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:34,560
Speaker 5: Alrighty woods, I mean twenty thousand dollars if you can

505
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:36,560
Speaker 5: hear it, If you can hear the difference between those two.

506
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,760
Speaker 4: And look, as I said before, if you can't get on.

507
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:41,080
Speaker 5: Air with us, and it's tricky, guys, I'm gonna be

508
00:22:41,119 --> 00:22:44,520
Speaker 5: honest the phone, Like you say twenty thousand dollars. It's

509
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:46,920
Speaker 5: almost like saying there's free food to a bunch of rats.

510
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:49,679
Speaker 5: They you know, they just come from the rafters. So

511
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:51,320
Speaker 5: it is hard to get on air with us to

512
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:53,720
Speaker 5: guess your three cans. If you gets three cans on

513
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:56,120
Speaker 5: air with us, it's a fast pass to our contest.

514
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:57,960
Speaker 4: How can you hear it live? Event?

515
00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,359
Speaker 5: What better way to enjoy a great Usie mild and Kirks,

516
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,840
Speaker 5: to bring family and friends together. Kirks are putting this

517
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:05,359
Speaker 5: whole thing up. Good on them, bloody legends love k

518
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:09,160
Speaker 5: There'll be Kirks for days at the event. Right now, though,

519
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:13,040
Speaker 5: can we give away another fast pass? Only one fast

520
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:14,879
Speaker 5: pass at the moment has currently been given away? Was

521
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:16,720
Speaker 5: it two fast passes? Maybe?

522
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:19,320
Speaker 1: I think it's too but who cares. Let's get into

523
00:23:19,359 --> 00:23:22,040
Speaker 1: who could win a fast pass now? Because earlier in

524
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:25,080
Speaker 1: the show, Wilbur, you were coming for me hard because

525
00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:26,800
Speaker 1: you don't think I should be the chief cracker. A

526
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:30,440
Speaker 1: lot of questions about my cracking technique of the cans.

527
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:32,920
Speaker 1: Kaylor was one of the people who was quite critical.

528
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:34,879
Speaker 1: But then in a moment when I was trying to

529
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,280
Speaker 1: prove myself again, she guessed again correctly.

530
00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:42,800
Speaker 9: Fine, how about it.

531
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:45,760
Speaker 4: Don't love you guys.

532
00:23:46,359 --> 00:24:00,240
Speaker 6: What are you in the care that.

533
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:01,800
Speaker 5: You tried to prove the fact that you were the

534
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,000
Speaker 5: should be the chief cracker?

535
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:04,760
Speaker 4: Was a shocking crack.

536
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:08,120
Speaker 2: Bad beer, bad beer again, just.

537
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:10,959
Speaker 5: Blaming the cans bad Stop blaming the cans, bad cans.

538
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:13,840
Speaker 1: It's bad cans out there anyway, Kayla gets it correctly,

539
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:16,240
Speaker 1: and by kayler geessing it correctly, it proved that I'm cracking.

540
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:19,520
Speaker 2: Well. So, Kayla, you currently have one in a row.

541
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:21,080
Speaker 2: If you get.

542
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:24,119
Speaker 1: Two more, you get a fast pass to our cantest

543
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:26,679
Speaker 1: next Thursday, where you could win twenty thousand dollars.

544
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:28,240
Speaker 8: Okay, I believe in you.

545
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:35,520
Speaker 5: Thank you, Kayla for Kayla sucking up to him doesn't help.

546
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:37,640
Speaker 5: I mean, what you need to worry about is he's

547
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:40,240
Speaker 5: currently wearing rubberish gloves because he can't open a can properly.

548
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:44,359
Speaker 5: That's the situation that we're all in the person who's

549
00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:46,760
Speaker 5: responsible for one of you guys winning twenty grand is

550
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,280
Speaker 5: wearing gloves.

551
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:49,320
Speaker 2: Can two.

552
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:54,960
Speaker 5: Here we go, Kayla, jeez, you slipped on that as well.

553
00:24:56,880 --> 00:25:00,560
Speaker 8: Okay, I'm going to say, beaut No, that.

554
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,639
Speaker 2: Was that was I should set the gloves off. I

555
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:05,800
Speaker 2: do think that the gloves slipped. You're right, I saw

556
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:06,479
Speaker 2: you slip on it.

557
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:08,960
Speaker 4: But sorry, sorry, that bread and butter. That was a

558
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:11,120
Speaker 4: soft drink? That was that was good?

559
00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:11,720
Speaker 2: That was a good crack.

560
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:14,000
Speaker 5: That was a good kay Yeah, I think I think

561
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:15,720
Speaker 5: that was a soft drink. I mean again, I can

562
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,480
Speaker 5: see that it's a soft drink, but I think if

563
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:21,159
Speaker 5: you're playing JA get Jason, Jason, you could tell that

564
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:27,479
Speaker 5: was a soft drink, couldn't you? Sorry, dropped heads. I'm

565
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,400
Speaker 5: not sure if you heard anything at all, j jac

566
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:30,760
Speaker 5: you're with us, Jace.

567
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:37,280
Speaker 2: We've got Sally here, Sally?

568
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:38,600
Speaker 6: What was that?

569
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:39,080
Speaker 4: Sally?

570
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:41,480
Speaker 8: I'm sure later, I'm waiting.

571
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:43,000
Speaker 2: Okay, great, Sally?

572
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:45,720
Speaker 1: Could you could you tell that that last can was

573
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:46,400
Speaker 1: a soft drink?

574
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:50,800
Speaker 8: Well? In my opinion, I reckon I was a beer ship.

575
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:51,160
Speaker 6: Sally.

576
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:54,240
Speaker 2: Oh my god, alright, let Sally's nowhere? Do you think

577
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:55,240
Speaker 2: I'm so.

578
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:57,480
Speaker 4: Should we go back to I don't think we should.

579
00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:02,199
Speaker 2: Do you think Sally's nowhere, he admitted he was.

580
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:07,320
Speaker 4: He told us it wrong. He's got to get three

581
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,359
Speaker 4: in a rown. He even admitted the one that he

582
00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:09,840
Speaker 4: didn't get.

583
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:15,200
Speaker 2: When I'm waiting the cans on, Sally, let's do hi?

584
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:17,480
Speaker 2: How are you?

585
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:18,560
Speaker 4: Can you hear the difference?

586
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:18,800
Speaker 6: Deb?

587
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 4: Can you hear it?

588
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:22,080
Speaker 7: I usually can. Yes, there we go.

589
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:25,400
Speaker 4: If we want, we might have a playoff Dad.

590
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:28,840
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm getting quite stressed. Gloves on or gloves off?

591
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:31,080
Speaker 6: Your your core gloves off?

592
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:35,560
Speaker 2: Oh bloody yeah, He's like, I think I slipped on

593
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:35,880
Speaker 2: the game.

594
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:40,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's got these nineteen eighties traditional dish dish dish

595
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:41,080
Speaker 5: gloves on.

596
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:44,480
Speaker 2: I'm bare fingered. Here we go, can one Dad? Let's

597
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:44,800
Speaker 2: do this?

598
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:54,560
Speaker 6: Okay again? Soft string? Again?

599
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:56,879
Speaker 4: Was just a dark and crack? Was it a bad

600
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:58,400
Speaker 4: drag sharking crack?

601
00:26:58,480 --> 00:26:59,879
Speaker 2: Dude, you're gonna have to go.

602
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:02,440
Speaker 1: You're gonna You're gonna have to go, you reckon, Yeah,

603
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:03,199
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to.

604
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:05,520
Speaker 4: Well, No, Deb's out, mate, We're done for today.

605
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:10,359
Speaker 5: I mean no, no, you You've rattled everyone who's played.

606
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:13,240
Speaker 4: No one's out a proper, proper run at it.

607
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:15,200
Speaker 2: I should have had the gloves on. That's Dep's fault,

608
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:16,680
Speaker 2: the gloves off.

609
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:18,200
Speaker 4: And it'll be back tomorrow, will.

610
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:21,080
Speaker 6: You should?

611
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:23,640
Speaker 4: I think I'm telling them what you dot com. Let's

612
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:25,320
Speaker 4: face it, mate, you don't drink soft drink or beer.

613
00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:28,159
Speaker 5: You've been the wrong guy. Charlie Pickering. Charlie Pickering's up

614
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:34,880
Speaker 5: next big news today. I think that kind of scares everyone,

615
00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:37,600
Speaker 5: is the face. There were ten fatal attacks across the

616
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 5: world last year in shark attacks, and nearly half of

617
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 5: them happened in Australia. So well, look contextually, like, let's

618
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 5: just put it into context. Ten deaths is not a lot,

619
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:54,520
Speaker 5: and four deaths that happened in Australia is also not

620
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:56,800
Speaker 5: a lot. But the truth is the reason we talk

621
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 5: about it is because none of us can think of

622
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:02,119
Speaker 5: anything worse than getting mauled by massive fish.

623
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:02,960
Speaker 2: It's always big deeds.

624
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:06,359
Speaker 5: So we've got someone who knows a lot about sharks.

625
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:08,359
Speaker 5: He's been on the show before. He's on a boat

626
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:11,640
Speaker 5: right now filming for Shark doco. His name is doctor

627
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,119
Speaker 5: Riley Elliott.

628
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:14,119
Speaker 4: Welcome doctor.

629
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:17,400
Speaker 8: Hey guys, just for having me and for bringing context

630
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:21,200
Speaker 8: of such a tragic but hard to discuss kind of situation.

631
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:23,120
Speaker 2: So Riley to your expertise.

632
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:25,720
Speaker 1: Actually, so before I ask my first question as well, said,

633
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 1: you're on a boat right now filming a documentary.

634
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,919
Speaker 2: What's what's the m O of the docco you're currently filming.

635
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:34,040
Speaker 8: I mean, I ain't filming anything right now because our

636
00:28:34,119 --> 00:28:35,600
Speaker 8: lists have been shumming all day and I haven't seen

637
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 8: a single shark. And I mean that is the context

638
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:41,600
Speaker 8: of the ocean. And Jenny, I mean, we've got such

639
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:44,400
Speaker 8: a distilled sphere of Charles and you know, Australia, to

640
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:46,560
Speaker 8: be honest, as one of the worst in the world

641
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,440
Speaker 8: at pretty hits and drumlines and doing all this stuff.

642
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 4: Wood.

643
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:53,080
Speaker 5: You and I were actually living in Western Australia when

644
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:57,680
Speaker 5: the then premier sanctioned the use of baiting drum lines

645
00:28:57,800 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 5: horrific five hundred meters off the shore and then if

646
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,440
Speaker 5: paying farmers to shoot those sharks.

647
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 8: I actually went out on the water there and film

648
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:07,480
Speaker 8: documentary on it, and we got in the water to

649
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:11,080
Speaker 8: save a little baby, juvenile tiger shark that was left

650
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:13,320
Speaker 8: for dead because they said they were releasing them alive.

651
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 8: But the end of the day, like I'm a surfer,

652
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:19,719
Speaker 8: that's why I've gone to sharks. Yeah, and you know

653
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:21,720
Speaker 8: I looked under the bed to see the boogey man,

654
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:25,280
Speaker 8: and yeah, he's there. Unfortunately, we don't perceive car crashes

655
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:29,400
Speaker 8: or suicide or overdoses. It's not right, but it is

656
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:32,120
Speaker 8: important to address it, and I think surfers are the

657
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:35,520
Speaker 8: best at it because generally they're like, dude, I'm as

658
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:39,280
Speaker 8: surf no matter what, because the reward is so so worf.

659
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 8: We can put it into context as much as we want.

660
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,840
Speaker 8: I think I read a stat today like one hundred

661
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 8: and seventy people killed by horses and sixty by cows,

662
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:50,720
Speaker 8: on and on. Yeah, but at the end of the day,

663
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:54,200
Speaker 8: we do have to address the fact that these things happen,

664
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 8: and they have a far greater impact. And to be honest,

665
00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:00,160
Speaker 8: putting really good first aid, you know, a little on

666
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:03,360
Speaker 8: those remost places, because shark don't want to eat people

667
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:06,720
Speaker 8: make a mistake, but unfortunate blood loss, what kills doing

668
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:09,080
Speaker 8: a torn cat and mates around?

669
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:11,640
Speaker 4: Hey, Riley, let's talk about that practically.

670
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:13,720
Speaker 5: Then is there anything else that they should know before

671
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 5: they jump in the water?

672
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:18,840
Speaker 8: Basically? In short, you know, it's not a pool. I mean,

673
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Speaker 8: it's a wild environment, you know, I mean not to

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Speaker 8: just scraundle anyone who's scared or have been hurt by shark.

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Speaker 8: But like you know, if you went and played tennis

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Speaker 8: in the Savannas, you'd probably expect something would happen, and

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Speaker 8: we just for some reason, I don't know, for some reason,

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Speaker 8: we don't read just through that the ocean has those predators,

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Speaker 8: and to be frank man, they're the most polite predators

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Speaker 8: on Earth. You know, we're talking about ten in the world,

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Speaker 8: and every one of them is super tragic, has super

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Speaker 8: big impacts. But it has to be put in prestigta.

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Speaker 8: You know, it's going to continue to happen unfortunately, but

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Speaker 8: there is not some kind of surge or plague in Australia.

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Speaker 8: You're talking about numbers.

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Speaker 4: We're talking about four. I think we're talking about four

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Speaker 4: shark attacks.

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Speaker 2: Sixty people die from cow attack as well.

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Speaker 4: Maybe maybe that should be the next question.

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Speaker 5: How do we defend ourselves in a cow attack if

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Speaker 5: we step into it by you have been coming to

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Speaker 5: terms with that.

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Speaker 8: I feel like cow than I am sharks. To be honest,

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Speaker 8: I can hear that I'm learning about, you know, sharks,

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Speaker 8: and yet I live in a dairy capitlo of the

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Speaker 8: world in New Zealand.

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Speaker 6: And I have no idea how.

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Speaker 8: To read a cow.

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Speaker 10: But again, guys, this is a serious topic, like there's

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Speaker 10: something that from zulves here, and just we can't let

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Speaker 10: it perpetuate because media will like to blow up numbers.

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Speaker 8: But at the end of the day, like there is

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Speaker 8: no pattern because the numbers are so small, you can't

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Speaker 8: make a pattern.

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Speaker 5: That's a great point. I think it's a really interesting conversation.

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Speaker 5: Obviously all of this has to come into context. But

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Speaker 5: if you are going to assume in the ocean, some

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Speaker 5: lovely practical tips there from doctor Riley Elliott Riley, thanks

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Speaker 5: so much for joining

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Speaker 4: Us yourself boards all of this probably thanks my