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Speaker 1: The Will and Woody podcast That fight sized.

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Speaker 2: Six five to your parents like making your squirm with

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Speaker 2: your conception story.

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Speaker 3: Do they take you on a tour?

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Speaker 2: Well, it's a bit of the it's just this thing

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Speaker 2: that keeps coming up, you know when you when you

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Speaker 2: drive it.

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Speaker 4: For us, it's a town. There's a town in Country Victoria.

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Speaker 2: Every time we go through the town dog when we

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Speaker 2: were kids, Dad would sort of lean back over the

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Speaker 2: passeng you know, you look at mum and then sort

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Speaker 2: of share a glimpse. Still got it, and we go

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Speaker 2: we don't know, we don't need to know why you're

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Speaker 2: looking at each other.

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Speaker 4: And then every.

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Speaker 2: Time, as if fresh, you'd be like first time I

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Speaker 2: got into your mother's pants.

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Speaker 3: So first time one of you was conceived?

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Speaker 4: Well no, maybe not. The first time might have been.

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Speaker 3: That's just their town. When they want to do it,

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Speaker 3: they go to this town.

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Speaker 5: What do you mean, Well, I'm just saying if they

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Speaker 5: did it the first time there and they conceived one

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Speaker 5: of you there, yeah, how much are they having sex

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Speaker 5: in this town?

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Speaker 4: What do you mean?

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Speaker 6: What do you like?

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Speaker 7: The parents go when it's like I'm Telly right, I

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Speaker 7: should we book a room in the old Sex ten

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Speaker 7: turned out.

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Speaker 4: To bend to go Shelby, but what are you sure

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Speaker 4: that we're going to do it here? No? No, you

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Speaker 4: know the rules.

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Speaker 2: No no, no, it was yet one of us was

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Speaker 2: conceived there, and they just like, I feel like for parents,

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Speaker 2: it doesn't matter for you, wasn't it for our parents?

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Speaker 2: There is there's one reason I'm killed to bend to

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Speaker 2: go bandit. No, no, no, for our parents, there is

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Speaker 2: something lovely about, you know, making your kids squirm, because

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Speaker 2: for him it's actually a really lovely moment, like to

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Speaker 2: remember where that was and how that happened. But for

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Speaker 2: your kids, it's it's just the worst feeling in the world.

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Speaker 2: No child should ever have to think about their parents

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Speaker 2: doing that.

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Speaker 5: So my mom and dad always bring it up around

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Speaker 5: New Year's Eve. They always ask me, what are you

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Speaker 5: up to New Year's Eve? And I'll say, whatever my

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Speaker 5: plan is and they go, oh, you know, you could

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Speaker 5: just stay in like me and your father did years ago,

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Speaker 5: because you know, we didn't choose to go to the

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Speaker 5: party on New Year's Eve. And let me tell you something,

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Speaker 5: we had our own firewell.

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Speaker 3: Same line. We had our own same line every time,

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Speaker 3: like mam, just put it down. The fire we had

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Speaker 3: our own fire.

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Speaker 1: All right.

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Speaker 2: Adam's called Adam. You know how you were conceived? Unfortunately

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Speaker 2: your parents love to hit you.

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Speaker 6: Yea, yeah, back in the volksa wagon. Oh like I

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Speaker 6: was swimming? Like I swimming? Cool? Third photograph pole up

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Speaker 6: on the twenty second July. It was good, It was good?

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Speaker 4: Did you say it was good? Did they tell you that? Oh?

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Speaker 2: And hang on, as I was saying before, like a

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Speaker 2: rural country town is the prompt from my parents. And

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Speaker 2: luckily we only drive through there with three or four years.

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Speaker 4: Unfortunately for you, Volkswagen's are a very popular carre the golf.

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Speaker 2: Is it just is it just a you know, I

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Speaker 2: spy with my little eye of the car you were

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Speaker 2: conceived in when you guys are on the road.

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Speaker 6: No, no, no, just regularly brought was brought up, you

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Speaker 6: know churchys group events that you know? That was cool?

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Speaker 4: Oh god?

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Speaker 3: So was it a special day?

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Speaker 5: And was there anything special about the day that they

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Speaker 5: got the Volkswagen.

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Speaker 6: Yes, it was my father's birthday.

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Speaker 4: Oh lucky boy, good boy, it's just so good.

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Speaker 3: So it's going to come up on Dad's birthday.

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Speaker 7: Every time a Volkswagen goes past, this gets brought up

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Speaker 7: every single day.

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Speaker 2: And now look, the reason we are talking about this

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Speaker 2: is because on the latest edition of The Kardashians, Kim

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Speaker 2: Kardashian is telling Northwest about the time that she was

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Speaker 2: the meeting a designer and this guy's names Olivier Rustang,

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Speaker 2: and he.

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Speaker 4: Designed the dress that.

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Speaker 2: Kim wore the night that Northwest was conceived. Yes, and

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Speaker 2: that's how Kim introduced her to Northwest. She was like,

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Speaker 2: this is Olivier. He's the guy that put the dress

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Speaker 2: on me. Later that night, Kanye took the dress off me.

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Speaker 4: There you go. She didn't use those words.

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Speaker 3: But that's the that's the gist, that's the just.

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Speaker 4: Vicky, when I ducked that, that was good. Wasn't that professional?

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 2: Vicky thirty one o six five Clote Lan Lucky. Would

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Speaker 2: you love that to me? You thought I'd take the bait.

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Speaker 2: I'm a better man, Vicky On thirty one and sixty five.

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Speaker 2: We're talking about if your parents haunt you with your

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Speaker 2: conception story.

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Speaker 1: Yes, this was pretty haunting and possibly even traumatizing. I

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Speaker 1: found out when I was sixteen that I was conceived

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Speaker 1: during a conjugal visit. Oh my father was yes, Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's a wait.

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Speaker 2: Wait, so what in what field is your father working

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Speaker 2: in to well be privileged to have a conjugal visit.

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Speaker 1: He wasn't working.

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Speaker 6: He was.

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Speaker 1: Incarcerated at the time and was allowed a special visit.

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Speaker 4: That's so.

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Speaker 3: And then wow, Vick Vicky, was her dad was in jail?

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Speaker 6: Yes?

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Speaker 4: And was he with your mum at the time?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Was he out for the birth or did he miss

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Speaker 3: early early life?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: No, no, he was there. He was there, so it

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Speaker 1: was only a temporary, temporary stay and my mum happened

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Speaker 1: to visit.

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Speaker 6: And wow, do you know because of it?

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Speaker 4: Do you know where they like or do you know

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Speaker 4: where is it in the cell? Do you go back

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Speaker 4: to the cell and you're like Darren can.

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Speaker 1: I did not ask any questions. I was only sixteen

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Speaker 1: and completely traumatized by the idea of it.

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Speaker 3: I think there's a room you go to, like you

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Speaker 3: sort of like this is a.

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Speaker 1: Special visitors room.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, like a partial visitors room for conjugal visits

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Speaker 4: in prison.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, bloody earth will Yeah yeah.

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Speaker 4: I've got more questions. So did your is that's what

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Speaker 4: your mum went there for as well?

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Speaker 6: Or not?

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Speaker 1: Really? I think things got out of potentially up at

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Speaker 1: the visit.

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Speaker 7: So it was just like, jeez, you look sexy in overalls.

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Speaker 7: Let's go to a private room.

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Speaker 4: Let's go to the private room.

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Speaker 3: No, surely have to book it in. I think you

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Speaker 3: have to book it in.

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Speaker 4: Do you do you have to book it in? VICKI

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Speaker 4: the room or can they just go?

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Speaker 1: I promise I didn't ask, but a new bikes. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe something was going on.

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Speaker 5: I reckon you got a book it in months in

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Speaker 5: advance because these rooms would be at it would be

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Speaker 5: hot to go.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Absolutely, the saucy cell would be it would be in demand.

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Speaker 3: That's all I'm trying to say.

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Speaker 4: It's astonishing, Vicky. Thanks for the call. Vicky. Oh no,

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Speaker 4: don't worry. I was going to ask you very immature question.

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Speaker 3: We should get a mom on tomorrow.

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Speaker 4: I would love that because we were with.

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Speaker 2: The specs of did you screw a guy in the presents?

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Speaker 3: Like, how did do you have to book it in?

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Speaker 4: Like that's a good question. Yeah, that's a very good question.

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Speaker 1: Actually, one of the boys on the Full Show podcast,

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Speaker 1: you know you want to