Speaker 1: Here in the vast plains of Adelaide, South Australia, two
Speaker 1: young males engage in an ancient ritual known as a podcast.
Speaker 1: It's purpose to attract mates, and by mates we mean listeners.
Speaker 1: They're both married, so please don't slide into their dms.
Speaker 1: Their names are Ben.
Speaker 2: And Leo good Eye. Their podcast A Little Rib into
Speaker 2: a Fresh Week. Hell of course it is podcasting, so
Speaker 2: you could be listening to this at any point, but.
Speaker 1: You just you just want to reap the straight in
Speaker 1: and you're gonna keep it. You know what that means.
Speaker 1: If we're getting this tired at the front, it's gonna
Speaker 1: get real. Probably the lowest and sloppiest it's been in
Speaker 1: the back for a while. It's gonna be an issue,
Speaker 1: probably gonna be a bit of an ish. So enjoy
Speaker 1: the podcast.
Speaker 2: Lay them on Friday, just gone. My son Freddy turned
Speaker 2: the Big Three.
Speaker 1: The Big Three. God what a good kid as well.
Speaker 2: Cute kid, great kid. Is his present from his godfather
Speaker 2: coming in the mail?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no, but yeah, it's it's coming. It's coming.
Speaker 1: It's one of those ones that you can't actually maile,
Speaker 1: it's too big.
Speaker 2: Oh wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So that's why there's other arrangements because.
Speaker 2: I feel like when he was younger, you got away
Speaker 2: with it. But now.
Speaker 1: Where is it?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's why you just tell her it's coming.
Speaker 2: This is Papa. Where is Godfather Leadham?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And of course he's making TikTok, making tiktokroll in his life.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And I do need to remember sometimes to put the
Speaker 1: ring light down, take the time to give you a
Speaker 1: big present to the sweet boy.
Speaker 2: And so his birthday, Friday turned three years old, my
Speaker 2: wife Sam loves to bake, and she made him this
Speaker 2: really yummy banana bread cake with little lever banas. We
Speaker 2: had and come Sunday there was still a fair bit
Speaker 2: of cake leftover. And so on Sunday nights we go
Speaker 2: to Sam's pair it's for dinner and so no different
Speaker 2: this Sunday, we said, why don't we just take the
Speaker 2: leftover cake to their house and then everyone can have cake.
Speaker 2: And so we did that, had dinner, had deserve, Everyone
Speaker 2: enjoyed the cake lovely. It wasn't until after everyone had
Speaker 2: consumed the cake that we were cleaning up and I
Speaker 2: grabbed the toperware container that the cake was transported in
Speaker 2: Okay and I double took at the top of ware
Speaker 2: container and I couldn't believe what I was seeing. I
Speaker 2: kept it to myself until we got in the car
Speaker 2: and we were driving home, and I said, the sam
Speaker 2: was that the top of ware container that when you
Speaker 2: gave birth to our daughter Jean six months ago.
Speaker 1: That's pretty pretty recent.
Speaker 2: And we transported the placenta home.
Speaker 1: Was that the plus to contain that placenter container? Is
Speaker 1: that what gave that banana cake? That zip? That that mystery?
Speaker 1: We're sort of going around. We're like human what, no, no, No,
Speaker 1: that's what am I getting here. There's hints of something
Speaker 1: in this, something that you don't normally get.
Speaker 2: There's little something in this.
Speaker 1: And also so can I just just so I can
Speaker 1: get a visual? Yeah, of course, are we saying tubware
Speaker 1: container as in it's it's plastic or is it a
Speaker 1: So for example, with our meal prep we have these,
Speaker 1: you know, my wife and I use these microwaves have
Speaker 1: sort of like the glass ones, and they're easy to clean.
Speaker 1: You can chuck them in the microwave. Is this a
Speaker 1: plastic one?
Speaker 2: Plastic?
Speaker 1: It feels like it would be harboring something, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, like a glass a glass. You can
Speaker 1: sort of just get a clean wipe on it. But
Speaker 1: I feel like as hard as you wash, there would
Speaker 1: probably be a little bit of remnants. Like if you,
Speaker 1: if you, if you took it to a forensic investigator
Speaker 1: and they could probably tell there was placenta present.
Speaker 2: Now, maybe to soften the blow for Sam's family if
Speaker 2: anyone's listening. The placenta at the time was double bagged,
Speaker 2: so we put it in a glad bag, in a
Speaker 2: glad bag in a top work container. But still it
Speaker 2: was the top work container that transported the placenter home.
Speaker 2: It was the same one we transported the birthday cake.
Speaker 1: So placenta's pretty big. They must be pretty big, because yeah,
Speaker 1: about the size of the birthday cake. Yeah, well you've
Speaker 1: ruined every birthday. I'll never look at it. I'll never
Speaker 1: look at my cake again. I'll have my yearly reminder.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, yeah, okay, kiss at one two three.
Speaker 1: Kiss one two three.
Speaker 2: It rolls off the tongue.
Speaker 1: It's a Monday, to be fair, if we were kiss
Speaker 1: one two three, probably would double the listeners. It's just
Speaker 1: so easy.
Speaker 2: Like now I've said kiss one two three, I can't
Speaker 2: see anything else.
Speaker 1: How expensive would it be to change it.
Speaker 2: Because all we have to do is flip the one
Speaker 2: and the oer because one O two three?
Speaker 1: Can we look into that, Producer Bell, Can we change
Speaker 1: the radio station's frequency?
Speaker 4: Man, that shouldn't cost a thing.
Speaker 1: Sure, we changed our name, we were mixed, and now
Speaker 1: we're Kiss. Why can't we be one two three kiss
Speaker 1: Kiss one two three.
Speaker 2: So the only the only real hurdle I see, because
Speaker 2: obviously we're gonna go ahead with this thing. We're going
Speaker 2: to do it. Action is is.
Speaker 1: Ben will not be made a full of if he
Speaker 1: says the wrong section name. Buy will be damned if
Speaker 1: we don't change the entire station.
Speaker 2: The only real hurdle that we're going to have here
Speaker 2: is that the radio dial doesn't go down that low.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean, because zero one two three
Speaker 2: doesn't exist.
Speaker 1: We've been saying this for years, but reform is needed,
Speaker 1: major reform, major reform in the radio industry, and why
Speaker 1: not have the lowest call sign?
Speaker 2: Producer Bell has just told me, though in my ear,
Speaker 2: am does go that low?
Speaker 1: Well, perhaps we change bands. Yes, it's been nice, we've
Speaker 1: had fun on the FN band and yes you know
Speaker 1: it is crystal clear. Obviously, it's you know, AM has
Speaker 1: that crisp but but the and this is getting technical now,
Speaker 1: but we know this is radio men that the air waves,
Speaker 1: there's less squiggles in it, but it goes further. So yes,
Speaker 1: the quality isn't as good, but you will get it
Speaker 1: in more regional areas. So that might you know, we
Speaker 1: might be able to build the cune the cumulative audience
Speaker 1: of Kiss one two three, because once we go AM,
Speaker 1: we'll be able to get people in those smaller communities.
Speaker 2: If you've ever been driving through murray Bridge, yeah, and
Speaker 2: you've thought, I want some crispy kiss, I want to
Speaker 2: try to live here.
Speaker 1: One two three, keep one two three could bring you.
Speaker 1: And also I think we would probably and it would
Speaker 1: be sad because obviously we've got nothing but nineties after
Speaker 1: nine probably wouldn't be able to play as much music,
Speaker 1: and we'd probably have to complain about the government a
Speaker 1: little bit more. And you know, people will do like
Speaker 1: seventy minute talk breaks.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty close to that point in my career. I'm
Speaker 2: pretty close to that point anyway.
Speaker 1: So it's the kind of the natural progression at some point. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, it's definitely food for thought and I'm sure
Speaker 1: it'll end up in probably the Tizer and Radio today
Speaker 1: and a few things like that now. But just I
Speaker 1: think there'll be a bit of ground swell for Kiss one, two,
Speaker 1: three am, the new am station. So's just watch the space,
Speaker 1: watch the space. Anything could happen. Good morning, Adelaide.
Speaker 2: You're wearing a hat, band, I am wearing a hat, Lamb.
Speaker 1: You are a hat guy. Further long, I don't actually
Speaker 1: think I saw you without a hat for the first
Speaker 1: probably like eight years of our friendship. Now very rare
Speaker 1: to see you in the hat, yep, but I like it.
Speaker 2: I thought it was due because I've been doing this
Speaker 2: thing where I usually would get my haircut every four weeks,
Speaker 2: maybe five if I was a little bit time poor. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this year, I thought, you know what, every it's gonna be.
Speaker 2: It's gonna bi monthly.
Speaker 1: I see what's happening every two what's happening you? You know,
Speaker 1: there's been a bit of ground swell around me not
Speaker 1: getting a haircut and growing my hair out. And now
Speaker 1: you're thinking, hell, maybe i'll be a long haired brother too. No,
Speaker 1: what you're thinking, You're gonna let it go a little wild.
Speaker 2: I'm still booking my haircuts in. I don't like when
Speaker 2: my hair gets too long. Hence the hat, because I've
Speaker 2: pooked myself in for a haircut tomorrow. But it was
Speaker 2: just getting a little unruled.
Speaker 1: It's it's funny because it's you haven't wont to hatten
Speaker 1: so long that it's spicious that you're wearing. I was
Speaker 1: skinning hiding something under there? Does he have a bold
Speaker 1: spot or something like? I don't know what's going on? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Hey, very exciting fresh week. Guess who's gotten back on board?
Speaker 2: None other than the little rooster, the red Rooster. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's all right, Red Rooster back on board. They're sponsoring
Speaker 2: the six to ten quiz again and ten whole old
Speaker 2: dollar roast chickens Monday till Wednesday. Bloody hell indeed, Liam,
Speaker 2: it s ten.
Speaker 1: Well, hallo Chris and teacher Gary. What are you doing
Speaker 1: up too early? My friends?
Speaker 3: Buddy?
Speaker 1: Oh nice mate? What's what are you holding?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 5: Just a general freight At the moment.
Speaker 2: General freight does sound a little bit suspicious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I remember we had we asked someone what
Speaker 1: that what are you haul in? One morning and they
Speaker 1: were like, it's like a government. They can't actually say
Speaker 1: and We're like, what is its a uranium? Like, what
Speaker 1: what the hell? I reckon?
Speaker 2: It was uranium. We got to the bottom of that
Speaker 2: because he was hauling it across the knull ball.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you think that's the thing where people would drive
Speaker 1: uranium across the nullbar Chris?
Speaker 5: Yeah, very possible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, yeah, all right, now we have now we
Speaker 1: have it here from a truck driver themselves.
Speaker 5: Chris.
Speaker 2: Do you ever find stuff falls off the back of
Speaker 2: the truck?
Speaker 3: Never?
Speaker 6: Never happened?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, We've got five questions here. Mally went
Speaker 1: met with Tim Cook on the weekend. Who is Tim Cook?
Speaker 2: I have no idea, Sorry to help you. If we
Speaker 2: told you that he wore turtlenecks, well.
Speaker 1: His predecessor definitely did. He probably have a few in
Speaker 1: his wardrobe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, known for wearing turtlenecks. M nah, Chris, drag in tomorrow, mate,
Speaker 2: might get yourself some red rooster.
Speaker 1: Let's move to Christy. Do you know who Tim Cook is?
Speaker 5: Is he a chief executive Apple?
Speaker 7: He is?
Speaker 1: He is? The way that you said that they felt
Speaker 1: like you might have just googled you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: I would have just said, like CEO of Apple he
Speaker 1: runs the fact that you were like chief executive Google.
Speaker 2: Very Google.
Speaker 1: It felt very Google. So you've been warned.
Speaker 8: Okay, okay, if I can't now, I.
Speaker 5: Can't do it now.
Speaker 1: If anything feels googly from this point on, you will
Speaker 1: be dismissed.
Speaker 2: Was just hitting with a yellow car.
Speaker 6: I've seen plenty of other dodgy stuff that I never
Speaker 6: say anything important.
Speaker 2: Hi uh.
Speaker 1: There was a big new miss at Sydney Airport on
Speaker 1: Saturday between a jet Star plane and a kar Airways
Speaker 1: plane which Katherine kim Star used to be the ambassador
Speaker 1: for Jetstar.
Speaker 5: Oh is it okay?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes you are. You are near seconds away from
Speaker 1: coughing red card there.
Speaker 2: That was too.
Speaker 4: That was a good guess.
Speaker 1: That was a good guess. Yes. A prisoner almost escaped
Speaker 1: from Yattler President over the weekend. What's the worst crime
Speaker 1: you've ever done? You could probably just say googling the
Speaker 1: first question.
Speaker 5: The worst crime I've ever done.
Speaker 9: It's probably got a a speaking ticket.
Speaker 1: Okay, yep, yep. A video of a hippo chasing down
Speaker 1: a boat has gone viral. Can you spell hippopotamus?
Speaker 5: H I double P I T O M.
Speaker 8: N.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Christy will have to move on to Simon Montree Hill.
Speaker 1: He's a silver member of the Men and Land Loyalty Program.
Speaker 1: He spelled hippotamus for us.
Speaker 5: H I P P O p O T A M.
Speaker 1: He's done it very well, doed hates nothing but nineties
Speaker 1: all this week on Kiss Simon from nine to three,
Speaker 1: just back to back nineties. Can you finish this famous
Speaker 1: nineties song?
Speaker 9: Yeah, really really well, Sell's really really won, really really wan.
Speaker 1: Really really well. Yeah, if you want.
Speaker 2: Now, we thought you were going to take it run with her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all right, that's all right. You've done all
Speaker 1: you needed to to get that hot Chicken red Rooster
Speaker 1: voucher coming your way, my friend.
Speaker 2: Awesome, thank you, good on your Simon. Ten whole dollar
Speaker 2: roast chickens out of red rooster. We got that all
Speaker 2: week as well. So every single morning at this time
Speaker 2: and we do the quiz, we have a roast chicken.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so hundred dollars a voucher. Simon, do you think
Speaker 1: you will get ten whole roast chickens or do you
Speaker 1: think you'll mix it up a little bit?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 3: I don't have the kids to be chicken on the
Speaker 3: whole chicken, but I mix it up.
Speaker 2: I would have thought ten who roast chicken would have
Speaker 2: gone down work.
Speaker 1: Well, maybe they want some chippies to break good on
Speaker 1: your Simon, Liam, your local O t R.
Speaker 2: Is in anger of a visit after the show this
Speaker 2: morning because I was driving past the other this morning
Speaker 2: and I saw them advertising you.
Speaker 1: Know Mo's Moose Hot Dogs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Mo's is doing the double dog.
Speaker 1: Interesting, So are we talking single bun double dog?
Speaker 2: Correct?
Speaker 1: So it's not like it's not like two for the
Speaker 1: price of wine and now it's.
Speaker 2: Two dogs in one bun?
Speaker 1: Wow? Wow, subwarfer double dog.
Speaker 2: The question I had that I can't find the answer
Speaker 2: to you until you go and buy one. Is is
Speaker 2: it two dogs lying next to each other? Or is
Speaker 2: it two dogs on top of each other? You know
Speaker 2: what I mean in the barn?
Speaker 1: Or is it processed together where it's just you know,
Speaker 1: you get double coat tim Tams. It's like when they
Speaker 1: pull it out of the thing. Yeah, just a thicker dog,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I don't know how I feel about the meat to
Speaker 2: bun ratio.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, either way, I'll give you an answer tomorrow.
Speaker 2: I'll let you know Mo's double dog.
Speaker 1: I wonder if you could ask, I wonder if you
Speaker 1: went for the double dog and then you went chuck
Speaker 1: another one in there?
Speaker 2: Do you think that, Mother of God, I think the
Speaker 2: ot I would explode.
Speaker 1: If three dogs single bun me over load.
Speaker 2: I thought you meant two double dogs.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean yeah, the pedal station would actually explode.
Speaker 1: That would that all the doors would lock, and they
Speaker 1: would call the swat team and I would call the
Speaker 1: Star Force because what's happened to here? It's a crime
Speaker 1: against humanity. Song shrip.
Speaker 2: Couple of tickets to give away to the movies. One
Speaker 2: Night Only is the name of this one, starring Monica,
Speaker 2: Barbara Williams and Callum Turner.
Speaker 1: Callum Turner, is he No, I'm thinking of the wrong guy.
Speaker 1: I was like, is he married to Juliper?
Speaker 3: He is?
Speaker 1: He is too? That's him really a leaper's husband.
Speaker 2: Okay, So if you want to see Jue a leaper's husband,
Speaker 2: One Night Only is the movie to go see. You
Speaker 2: can call now thirteen one oh six five. How's the
Speaker 2: game work, Liam.
Speaker 1: Well, we've got a very famous song and we've stripped
Speaker 1: it right back. Kelly in parallel. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: You probably have the hardest spot in the line because
Speaker 1: you're you're only gonna get one little part of the song. However,
Speaker 1: pretty famous, So still I still think there's a possibility
Speaker 1: you can now.
Speaker 2: Also, it'd be so cool if you did get it
Speaker 2: from the very first part, and no one's ever done
Speaker 2: that before.
Speaker 6: Oh thanks, no pressure, guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's see how you go. This is just the
Speaker 1: drums of a famous song.
Speaker 5: Oh yep, I got another song?
Speaker 1: You do know it?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Is it ike Baby? But I don't know who sings
Speaker 5: It is a Snoop.
Speaker 2: Dogs, not Baby Snoop DOGG. Sorry, Kelly.
Speaker 1: Noah in angle Vail. Would you like us to add
Speaker 1: some bass on top of the drums?
Speaker 3: That would be awesome? Please, Ah, you know that song?
Speaker 5: Um, I'm gonna have to pass.
Speaker 1: The past. Dang, all right, well we're gonna add some
Speaker 1: keys on top of the drums and the bass.
Speaker 2: Hey, thirteen one oh sixty five is our number. The
Speaker 2: phone lines are freeing up. If you think you know
Speaker 2: what song this is stripped back, Stacey joins us. Now
Speaker 2: let's add in another instrument.
Speaker 1: Under pressure?
Speaker 2: What was that, Stacey?
Speaker 10: Under pressure?
Speaker 1: It's not under pressure? I mean it is, of course
Speaker 1: the Deacon bassline Queen for under Pressure yet Queen and
Speaker 1: David Bowie, but it's not it's not the specific one
Speaker 1: we're looking for.
Speaker 2: Let's play a little bit more of that for kill
Speaker 2: in Manapara. What is this song we've stripped back?
Speaker 9: I reckon it's by Ice Baby Bye? What's his name?
Speaker 1: Iced Tea? No, it's not Ice Team and Baby Dylan.
Speaker 1: Do you know it's something good?
Speaker 2: Thanks mate? You know it?
Speaker 5: I think it's under Pressure by Queen.
Speaker 1: No, we we have rulled that out. We've completely ruled
Speaker 1: that out, so we're gonna have to move on. This
Speaker 1: game is always harder than you would think it would be,
Speaker 1: Like I always feel like it should go way earlier
Speaker 1: than it does.
Speaker 2: As we've said, the phone lines are freeing up if
Speaker 2: you are screening at the radio, because you know what
Speaker 2: this is? Thirteen or one oh six five?
Speaker 1: Leah? What is it is?
Speaker 10: It?
Speaker 5: Is it Ice Ice bab Vanilla?
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, brutal, brutal our first call I did say
Speaker 7: Ice ized Baby just.
Speaker 1: From the drafts, so they should say it was from
Speaker 1: Snoop Dogg. We don't need the artist as well, So
Speaker 1: we had some nice teas. Obviously it was Queen's baseline verse.
Speaker 1: You know this is We've got nothing but nineties this
Speaker 1: week from nine till three. So it is the nineteen
Speaker 1: ninety Vanilla Ice version of the song. If you didn't know,
Speaker 1: we award meat trays here every Friday to our favorite
Speaker 1: call of the week. And we got a call last
Speaker 1: week from someone and we loved it. And the gana
Speaker 1: calling again and had told another banger story and she
Speaker 1: she took home the meat tray and she's called through again.
Speaker 1: Margy in Wingfield, how are you doing?
Speaker 9: Good on God? How are you good?
Speaker 2: Thanks? Margie? Now did you go and get that meat tray?
Speaker 9: I absolutely gave it to my son and my daughter
Speaker 9: in law, so they went picked it up on saburb
Speaker 9: eight and it looks absolutely amazing, so happy with it.
Speaker 9: So yeah, Goodwood quality meats.
Speaker 2: Bloody led to good on you, Margie. You surely they
Speaker 2: would have invited j over for a little bit of
Speaker 2: you know, perhaps a few results a sausage.
Speaker 9: They will, I said to him, make sure you let
Speaker 9: my little grand lady suck on the sausage. She's getting
Speaker 9: a piece of steak.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, Margie, glad you came on to tell.
Speaker 1: Us that you go, You've got a busy day in
Speaker 1: there in the food van today around Wingfield.
Speaker 9: Maggie, I do have a busy day the day and
Speaker 9: the lunch fan guys, and hopefully it's save busy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well well I hope. So what are you What
Speaker 1: do you sell them this morning?
Speaker 9: Well, we've got everything. We've got piles pasties in all
Speaker 9: different flavors, chicken wing things as Weekili tenders, Chicko rolls,
Speaker 9: dim things, Crankskys, Bacon and the Gloves, bacon in their
Speaker 9: hash brands, cheese and sneedy burgers.
Speaker 3: You name it.
Speaker 1: Do you offer the double dog deal? I mean we
Speaker 1: were just talking about this earlier, those hot dogs doing
Speaker 1: out of OTR. Now, so if someone wanted to double.
Speaker 9: Dog talk to the bus a bus, would you be
Speaker 9: interested in doing a double dog deal?
Speaker 5: Lot?
Speaker 9: The most double dog deal. This is the radio station,
Speaker 9: the mode doing two for one, two dogs in one role.
Speaker 9: They want to know if you want to challenge it.
Speaker 9: We want to challenge most your two dogs in all right.
Speaker 2: All right, Margie's food car. You say two hot dogs
Speaker 2: in that bud.
Speaker 1: But man's going to be going off today. We've had
Speaker 1: it long.
Speaker 2: Good idea, Margie.
Speaker 1: It's right cold every time Text time made, said Jerry McKay.
Speaker 1: We're doing this awesome thing, operation drop the Knee. So
Speaker 1: we've got an eight thousand dollars engagement ring up for
Speaker 1: grabs and thousand dollars we want to plan the perfect
Speaker 1: proposal for you as well.
Speaker 8: Bet and I have both married now.
Speaker 1: We think we did a good job, so we'd like
Speaker 1: to have another lash so you can head to kiss
Speaker 1: one of two to three dot com dot are you
Speaker 1: to register your details. We're going to be joined now
Speaker 1: by our first entry to protect their identity as well.
Speaker 1: We've got the voice modifier on. So good morning mister X.
Speaker 8: Good morning and Liam.
Speaker 1: This is pretty exciting you. You think it's about time
Speaker 1: to get that knee dirty?
Speaker 8: Huh Yeah, I've been bringing about it for a little while,
Speaker 8: so yes, probably the time is about right.
Speaker 2: I think how long have you been in a relationship?
Speaker 2: For eight years?
Speaker 8: We'll say, just to keep it pretty covert.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean if you if you don't know after
Speaker 1: eight years, you're probably never going to know. So I
Speaker 1: feel like the timing is right, mister X. And yet,
Speaker 1: you know, obviously it'd be nice to have that Jared
Speaker 1: McCabe engagement ring and have some of the pressure taken off.
Speaker 2: Can you tell us a little bit about the lucky lady?
Speaker 8: She is originally from a country town. She loves sports,
Speaker 8: she plays softball. It's just gives it away. Well, so
Speaker 8: I literally have run out for the class, so she
Speaker 8: doesn't easy. She loves the Odla crows. We've been traveling.
Speaker 8: We recently been to the South Pacific Island. I reckon,
Speaker 8: We'll been not about or maybe five cruises internationally, so
Speaker 8: you know, she's now probably one of the rare times
Speaker 8: that we don't have another holiday book. We met on Tinder,
Speaker 8: which is a bit of a random one, but yes,
Speaker 8: the success story, I guess you'd say.
Speaker 2: Do you think that she's anticipating that you're going to
Speaker 2: propose sometime in the near future. Do you think she's
Speaker 2: in that mindset?
Speaker 8: Well, she keeps me saying that it's empty, so yeah,
Speaker 8: I think she's hoping. So yeah, it wouldn't be a
Speaker 8: total surprise.
Speaker 1: Okay, cool, cool, cool, Well that's the job though. I
Speaker 1: think now we need to make it a total surprise
Speaker 1: and make it perfect.
Speaker 2: Obviously you matched on Tinder, who messaged he first?
Speaker 1: I think, you know, mister X, you've got to shoot
Speaker 1: your shot and it sounds like it's it's a match
Speaker 1: bate in heaven. Well, look, leave it with us. We
Speaker 1: loved your application, mister X, and yeah, we're going to
Speaker 1: speak to a few more candidates, but we're going to
Speaker 1: see if we can work our magic.
Speaker 2: Sounds like a player and thank you anytime. If you
Speaker 2: want your crack at the eight thousand dollars engagement ring,
Speaker 2: you can register kiss one O two three dot com
Speaker 2: dot au.
Speaker 1: Morning Adelaide there was almost a jail break at Yatla
Speaker 1: on Saturday. I think this day and age, if you
Speaker 1: can get out of prison, it's almost like our respect.
Speaker 2: I think that's how they treat it though, because if
Speaker 2: you get out, they're like.
Speaker 1: Ah, it's almost like that. And obviously you know there's
Speaker 1: some crimes where this doesn't apply, but I think there's
Speaker 1: certain crimes that it's like, if you manage to escape
Speaker 1: in this day and age, with all the security that
Speaker 1: we have available to us, it's probably like a bit
Speaker 1: of a well there you go, you can you can
Speaker 1: leave now.
Speaker 2: Well, apparently this person got through the hot wire as well,
Speaker 2: which is the electric fence. They just kind of went
Speaker 2: through it. They're like, oh, I'm gonna cost us.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take it. And do you think it's like
Speaker 1: if you get to a farm and everyone takes turns
Speaker 1: touching the fence. Do you think it's that electric or
Speaker 1: do you think it's more electric than that?
Speaker 2: I think it'd be that electric, because any more than
Speaker 2: that I might kill them. Yeah, stop the heart.
Speaker 1: Well, this is true. That's still a fair shock as well.
Speaker 2: To push through it.
Speaker 1: Everything's played that game before.
Speaker 2: The way a hot wire works is a pulses, so
Speaker 2: every second it will pulse. They've climbed it.
Speaker 1: That's good, let's go, let's go. Maybe, Yeah, that's impressive
Speaker 1: in president, but once again almost so they didn't make
Speaker 1: they didn't.
Speaker 2: Make it out and depending on the crime.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I don't know what this person did. I
Speaker 1: might find out a bit later. I might try and
Speaker 1: remove this from the podcast.
Speaker 2: Actually, we have got tickets to the Royal show. That's right,
Speaker 2: kiss one two three. We have got tickets to the
Speaker 2: Royal Adelaide Show. And if you want to win them
Speaker 2: thirteen one oh six five, you call right now. But
Speaker 2: there's always a catch.
Speaker 1: This morning, it's a spooky catch. Ben and Liam's Haunted
Speaker 1: House presented by Holy horrors. It's definitely the spookiest part
Speaker 1: of the show, you know, when someone's chasing you a
Speaker 1: dressed as Texas chainsl massacre. Even as an adult, I
Speaker 1: I'll be honest, I'm spooks sometimes sometimes I sort of
Speaker 1: avoid that section because well, I don't want to be spooked.
Speaker 2: We all know the Haunted House. How spooky it is.
Speaker 2: Am I right in saying maybe we can get someone
Speaker 2: to ask him about this at the end. Has the
Speaker 2: person got a real chainsaw but with no chain chain
Speaker 2: on it? So that's why did you smell the.
Speaker 1: Pets smell the petrol and it sounds like a real chainsaw? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean we went in once years ago and we
Speaker 1: were suitably smooth.
Speaker 2: Never went back in.
Speaker 1: We will be this year, though. I think we have
Speaker 1: to think. I think we've got to go and trial
Speaker 1: it again. If it's the Ben and Liam Haunted House.
Speaker 2: You know, now, the way we're going to give these
Speaker 2: away is with the best evil laugh. So if you've
Speaker 2: got a good evil cackle thirteen one oh six five,
Speaker 2: you give us a buzz right now, Leam. I thought
Speaker 2: we could play a little game right now where I
Speaker 2: play you some evil laughs. Okay, can you tell me
Speaker 2: who's done the laugh?
Speaker 1: Right? Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 2: Okay, Emperor Palpatine is correct, Shiv Palpatine daf sidious. Okay,
Speaker 2: what about this one? A little bit harder?
Speaker 1: That is harder? Can I hear it one more time? Think? Nineties?
Speaker 5: Is it?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: Two thousands? Think green?
Speaker 1: Is it someone from Shrek? I mean no, it doesn't
Speaker 1: sound like the Grench.
Speaker 2: Think William Dafoe. Is that the Green Goblin?
Speaker 4: You can't do this to me?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay anymore?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what about this one? You should get this one? Yeah, Voldemort,
Speaker 2: if you have got a good evil laugh, thirteen one
Speaker 2: oh six five is our number? You call us right now?
Speaker 1: Yes, it's shot time. We're giving away Royal Adelaide show
Speaker 1: tickets Jesus at that time of year. Ready well, to
Speaker 1: be fair, we're the first in town to do it,
Speaker 1: doing it nice and early, and we've got Ben and
Speaker 1: Lamb's Haunted House presented by Hollywood Horror. So we thought,
Speaker 1: why not do an evil laugh contest. The more evil
Speaker 1: your laugh is, the more favorably we'll look upon you.
Speaker 2: So this is a little example of an evil laugh.
Speaker 1: I mean that is that's your classic of course, like
Speaker 1: we had the Voldemort one before you can have a
Speaker 1: bit of it. That's still pretty evil menacing.
Speaker 2: It's not to you how you interpret it.
Speaker 1: It's just just your auditioning for the role of villain.
Speaker 1: Michael in Glenunga. Hit us with your evil laugh.
Speaker 3: No worries, boys, I'll give my best.
Speaker 1: That sounded kind of goofy and fun. For me, that
Speaker 1: was more It was like Sansor's laugh.
Speaker 2: I didn't mind it though, But what I liked is
Speaker 2: that you committed to the bit.
Speaker 1: You didn't shy away from the laugh. So that is
Speaker 1: still good.
Speaker 2: We'll get all the evil laughs and then we'll decide
Speaker 2: at the end who wins laugh factor. Amanda in Emson Gardens,
Speaker 2: Good morning, How are you doing?
Speaker 3: Good morning?
Speaker 5: Boys, I'm great.
Speaker 2: How are you very good? Thank you? Are you laughing
Speaker 2: on behalf of a couple of kids? Are you going
Speaker 2: to go yourself?
Speaker 5: I'm really ashamed to say.
Speaker 9: This is me, me.
Speaker 1: Of all ages. You can enjoy the show. Hit us
Speaker 1: with your evil laugh?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: Still pretty evil. Didn't commit as much.
Speaker 2: I feel, Yeah, I think for me it was lacking
Speaker 2: top end.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Leo in Morson Lakes, you're in a lair. You're evil,
Speaker 1: You're going to take over the world. Your plans all
Speaker 1: coming together. Let's hear you laugh? Really good, really evil?
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was really good. I mean it's a tough
Speaker 1: act to follow, Aliah and Salisbury North. You're eight years old,
Speaker 1: but I'm sure you've seen, you know, lots of shows
Speaker 1: with you know.
Speaker 2: El Ahlia. I believe you're calling up on behalf of
Speaker 2: your son, Is that right, Blake?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yep?
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, so Blake, mate, you're eight years old? Are
Speaker 2: you going to do the laugh?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Well look Leo has just done a big, booming evil laugh.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to give it your absolute all, Blake,
Speaker 1: leave nothing on the table. It was pretty goodby I
Speaker 1: gotta say it was remember like a different tact, but
Speaker 1: it was kind of Can we hear that one more time?
Speaker 1: Do that at school to freak other kids out?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like it's like a party trick.
Speaker 2: Plus, I feel like you're fitting winner, Blake, because you
Speaker 2: are in eight years old. Mates, we're going to send
Speaker 2: you along to the Royal Adelaide show. Oh good on
Speaker 2: you guys.
Speaker 1: Maybe they'll give you a job in the Ben and
Speaker 1: Liam House of horror. If you didn't know, Ben and
Speaker 1: I had a loyalty program to reward frequent listeners. The
Speaker 1: more you get involved, you step your way through the
Speaker 1: tears from bronze all the way to platinum. And we've
Speaker 1: been banging on about it a lot, but we're very
Speaker 1: excited to announce that tomorrow morning the Platinum Lounge was
Speaker 1: officially open. We're gonna be poppin' bowdles, okay.
Speaker 2: Of course, non alcoholic bottles, yes, yes, because it is
Speaker 2: pre nine am.
Speaker 1: Bars, a lemonade. Oh yeah, yeah, but yeah, there is
Speaker 1: genuinely a lounge. We know, we were saying it's coming,
Speaker 1: it's coming. Construction is finished. So in front of us
Speaker 1: here Ben, there's two massive panes of glass. We've made
Speaker 1: them even bigger and that is where the Platinum Lounge is.
Speaker 1: So tomorrow morning, anyone who's made it to platinum, and
Speaker 1: there is ten people now, Nathan Marty, Anastage, Victoria Carol,
Speaker 1: Peter Lockey, Ben, Nathan Bowen, Ryan just off the top
Speaker 1: of my head, they're going to come in. They're going
Speaker 1: to pick up their physical platinum plated card. They're going
Speaker 1: to be heavy, they're gonna be real metal, super super
Speaker 1: deuper heavy. Producer Bell will then hand a piece of
Speaker 1: paper with her personal phone number on to all those
Speaker 1: people individually. Also, we will give them all a firm
Speaker 1: handshake and let each and every one of them know
Speaker 1: that they can call in their one favor from us
Speaker 1: per annum and they have our word on that.
Speaker 2: Ye.
Speaker 1: Also, our mates at Rica Coffee they're going to be
Speaker 1: making fresh coffees for everyone, roasting the beans straight away.
Speaker 1: It's all going to be catered by Subway. Subway are
Speaker 1: bringing tons of sandwiches and cookies and you very much
Speaker 1: get to sit on the pink carpet Kiss branded and
Speaker 1: sit in for the entire show. You can, you can.
Speaker 1: You can hang out in the Platinum Lounge and it's
Speaker 1: open to you any old time.
Speaker 2: Produce a Bell. You're in charge of logistics with the
Speaker 2: platinum plated cards, which are going to be quite heavy.
Speaker 2: Are you going to be using real platinum for those?
Speaker 4: What do you want me to say?
Speaker 1: Well, we want you to say, yes, we're getting a
Speaker 1: real platinum Ben and lay as you wish.
Speaker 4: Yes, we are getting real platinum.
Speaker 2: Very good. They're going to be so heavy that if
Speaker 2: you put it in your pocket, your pants are full down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'd want to wear a belt tomorrow. If you're
Speaker 1: coming to the Platinum Lounge.
Speaker 2: You could end up pretty problem if you don't wear
Speaker 2: a bell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, especially because as we said, there's a big glass
Speaker 1: window here. We're probably gonna feel like we're in the
Speaker 1: zoo a little bit to where I think, but also
Speaker 1: very excited to meet the frequent listeners, the people who
Speaker 1: have worked their way up to platinum tier. Now, I
Speaker 1: also understand that you might be listening right now a
Speaker 1: little bit jealous because you know, maybe you've been in
Speaker 1: and out, maybe you're only in the bronze tier, but
Speaker 1: you haven't been able to get on the show enough
Speaker 1: to work your way up to platinum. And you're like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: what's the point that sucks? I you know, it's aspirational.
Speaker 1: Maybe one day I'll get to go to the lounge,
Speaker 1: but you're subway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you want to know what it feels like to
Speaker 2: be Dakta Kiss.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well with your heavy platinum guard. Well, we are willing,
Speaker 1: and there is a limited space, but we're willing to
Speaker 1: offer platinum day passes. So if you call up right
Speaker 1: now thirteen one oh six five, you're not gonna you're
Speaker 1: not gonna be platinum. You can't come in for the
Speaker 1: whole show and stay any old time in half an hour,
Speaker 1: half an hour max. And so the ten people I
Speaker 1: mentioned before, they're all platinum. They can come in anytime,
Speaker 1: they can have as much subway as they want. We're
Speaker 1: gonna offer day passes. So if you would like to,
Speaker 1: if you can find half an hour in your morning,
Speaker 1: and you would like to pretend your platinum for half
Speaker 1: an hour and come in and watch the show tomorrow
Speaker 1: and get some free breakfast.
Speaker 2: Just to make sure we iron the kinks out up front. Yeah,
Speaker 2: half an hour max. Yeah, and you only get one subway. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you don't get like it's not all. It's not all
Speaker 2: you can.
Speaker 1: Eat, so you can eat. It's just because you're not
Speaker 1: actually platinum, you're platinum. Day pass will be a difference.
Speaker 1: You will have to wear a badge.
Speaker 2: If you're a plan A member. You can eat as
Speaker 2: many subways as you can.
Speaker 1: You can take you can even take it home for
Speaker 1: your kids and stuff. Absolutely, but yeah, you will be
Speaker 1: on rations. If you are a day passed, you've not
Speaker 1: earned the right.
Speaker 2: One sandwich and no cookie.
Speaker 1: That's pretty I think I think one sandwich, why coffee,
Speaker 1: one cookie?
Speaker 2: Okay, but it's not unlimited.
Speaker 1: Okay, But if you would like a Platinum day pass
Speaker 1: and you would like to come in and sit in
Speaker 1: on the show tomorrow and meet everyone else in Platinum
Speaker 1: and us I, we'd love to have you. Good morning
Speaker 1: to all of our Platinum and Gold members and yeah,
Speaker 1: there you go on to our Silver and Bronze members
Speaker 1: and the Loyalty program if you've never heard us before,
Speaker 1: just for tuning into this one or two three between
Speaker 1: the hours of six to ten, you are in the
Speaker 1: Loyalty program as a Bronze. But of course, you know,
Speaker 1: the more you listen, the more you can work your
Speaker 1: way up. Platinum is the highest possible tier, means you
Speaker 1: get Lamb's access. So it's officially opening tomorrow. That means
Speaker 1: you can come in anytime literally twenty four to seven.
Speaker 1: The lounge will be open for you, catered by Subway
Speaker 1: coffee by Ricka. It's incredible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and like Liam said, tomorrow very exciting because tomorrow's
Speaker 2: the first date it's officially open.
Speaker 1: And like we're talking velvet rope. You know that the
Speaker 1: carpet's going to be rolled out. We have signage, we
Speaker 1: do have platinum signage, so you won't get lost. You'll
Speaker 1: know exactly where you need to be, and it's like
Speaker 1: best best seats in their house to view the show.
Speaker 1: And that's how we are rewarding your loyalty. But look,
Speaker 1: we understand not everyone has been able to tell stories
Speaker 1: and get involved as much as maybe they would have liked.
Speaker 1: You know, it is hard to get on air sometimes,
Speaker 1: so we're offering platinum day passes.
Speaker 2: So you only get one subway. Yeah, it's capped at
Speaker 2: half hour.
Speaker 1: And our security detail will remove you if you oversay.
Speaker 2: And there's talks about only getting half a subway. Cookie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Sue in Happy Valley, your bronze. You would like
Speaker 1: a platinum day pass for tomorrow?
Speaker 5: Yes? Please, I would love a platinum.
Speaker 1: And that would be so great too. And I'm sure
Speaker 1: once we meet you and we you know, I'm sure
Speaker 1: we will warm to you quickly and you'll probably you know,
Speaker 1: move to silver status very quickly, maybe even gold.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Have you have you always listened to kiss? Always listen
Speaker 2: to our show?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 5: I always listen to one. Actually points through won a
Speaker 5: couple of small competitions, yep, yep, yep. And then when
Speaker 5: you change the kiss. But now I've stayed.
Speaker 1: Oh wonderful, Thank you, Sue. And you're not a trouble maker.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna You're not gonna kick up a stink
Speaker 1: at the half hour mark when we say we're sorry, Sue,
Speaker 1: but this is only a platinum day pass.
Speaker 5: No, no, I'm very good. I've got all the clearances.
Speaker 1: Okay, very good, wonderful. Well, we'll see you tomorrow, Sue.
Speaker 1: Hopefully you are hungry for subway, but not too hungry.
Speaker 1: Of course, you'll be limited to one Vanessa in Shadow Park.
Speaker 1: Would you like a Platinum day pass?
Speaker 5: I would love a Plutinam day pass.
Speaker 9: I actually, yeah, I've been overseas, so I've not gotten
Speaker 9: onto this.
Speaker 4: You know the program.
Speaker 1: So yeah, and that's that's what the day passes for.
Speaker 1: It's for people that feel they've missed the boat. Obviously
Speaker 1: it is an exclusive club, but we do want to
Speaker 1: give people a little taste of the high life. What's
Speaker 1: your subway order? What's your go to?
Speaker 5: I'll be the Chickens Classic Chicken Chicken.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you can. You will be able to enjoy
Speaker 1: your classic Chicken tomorrow. You do understand though you will
Speaker 1: be limited to one subway sandwich seeing as today pass.
Speaker 5: Oh, of course I can probably only eat a six inch.
Speaker 1: So okay, wonderful, wonderful because that is all.
Speaker 3: That is all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we should have Yeah, we should have pointed out
Speaker 1: one sandwich is a six inch long. Okay, we're not
Speaker 1: We're not made of subway, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: We've already got ten people on Platinum that can have
Speaker 1: all you can eat subway, so we need to be
Speaker 1: careful with how much we're giving out. Gones is bronze
Speaker 1: in Henley Beach. Hello, how are you?
Speaker 5: Good morning?
Speaker 6: Guys?
Speaker 3: Very good?
Speaker 1: So you would like a Platinum day pass tomorrow as well?
Speaker 10: I would love it. I'm suffering withdraw from having lost
Speaker 10: my status from the airline.
Speaker 2: I see.
Speaker 1: So, so what what did you reach in your your
Speaker 1: airline the.
Speaker 10: Heady days when I was platinum in and golden Virgin.
Speaker 10: I'm a mucky look and silver or boat.
Speaker 1: No no, well mate, not tomorrow, for half an hour
Speaker 1: only you'll be platinum again, the dreams. So you can
Speaker 1: come in and have some subway, have a coffee, Gones.
Speaker 2: I'm sure as you would know as a connoisseur of
Speaker 2: the finer things in life, because of course you were
Speaker 2: in Platinum in the Quantus Lounge. They didn't have subway
Speaker 2: in there, though, did they No.
Speaker 10: They just didn't reach that height.
Speaker 1: No, no, what was the best thing they did have
Speaker 1: in the in the Platinum Quantus Lounge.
Speaker 10: And I reckon the toasts were pretty good. I mean
Speaker 10: the Platinum Lounge all the way went to when you
Speaker 10: went in the National May gave you table service. You
Speaker 10: actually have what table closs that we don't.
Speaker 2: Have our table services producer Bell. But you have her
Speaker 2: personal phone number for half an hour, so don't write
Speaker 2: it down anywhere else, don't share it with your friends,
Speaker 2: and if you do need something, you just text Bell.
Speaker 1: Within that half an hour, within that half an hour,
Speaker 1: and then of course you will forbit that right until
Speaker 1: you make it to Platinum where there's ten other people
Speaker 1: have her number. Once again. Twenty first second coming up
Speaker 1: called on our table service.
Speaker 2: Crazy weather, very wet and wildly. I was just watching
Speaker 2: a video from the Appleston Football Club. The rain is
Speaker 2: so bad it's flooding down into the rooms. Look at that.
Speaker 2: Look at the rain pouring down. Man, You don't need
Speaker 2: more than a mop boys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, look at that.
Speaker 2: It's just going.
Speaker 1: That's nuts.
Speaker 2: That was at the under fifteen's game Appleston versus Jep's Cross.
Speaker 1: I think that could possibly be the worst smelling thing
Speaker 1: on earth. Floodwaters going into an under fifteen boys change
Speaker 1: like just the Lynx Africa deep heat.
Speaker 2: If only to devels was due for a wash.
Speaker 1: That's this could be nature doing it thing.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 1: Sometimes obviously bushfires horrible, but you know, sometimes certain areas
Speaker 1: need burnoffs and they can grow, and that's how nature intends.
Speaker 1: Sometimes under fifteen boys change rooms need nature to flood
Speaker 1: them out just so they can clean it all out.
Speaker 1: Thank God, we can clear the nostrils and we will
Speaker 1: reveal from here.
Speaker 2: Secret stain, Secret stain, Secret stain, Secret stain. Sorry man,
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Speaker 1: Daniel in Thomson Beach. Have you heard us talking at
Speaker 1: the secret stain a lot? This translucent thing on the glass, Well,
Speaker 1: have you Okay, yeah, wonderful, Thanks for listening, and you've
Speaker 1: seen it with your own eyes on the ben and
Speaker 1: lame socials.
Speaker 2: I have you now, Daniel? Before we get your guests,
Speaker 2: can I recap the clues for those that have just
Speaker 2: joined us? Of course, there is this, there's also.
Speaker 1: This, and there's plenty of shrimps on the bar.
Speaker 2: There's this one which has been hidden in the podcast
Speaker 2: last week, but now it's on air.
Speaker 1: X marks the spot at six ten? So what does
Speaker 1: that tell you? What do you think it is?
Speaker 3: I think it's a ceramic bearing grease.
Speaker 2: Why do you say ceramic bearing grease?
Speaker 3: I think yeah, bars and bearing and the power tools
Speaker 3: kind of sounds that's where it's kind of fitting to me.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Daniel, we can roll it out. I'm sorry, man,
Speaker 1: it is not ceramic bearing grease carrying port PIRI. What
Speaker 1: do you think it is?
Speaker 5: I think it's the salver a hand wash.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, And how does that tie into pull Hogan's
Speaker 2: plenty of shrimp on the barb?
Speaker 5: Well, when you call the barb get glazy hands, he
Speaker 5: got a wash it?
Speaker 2: Okay, how does it tie into the sheep.
Speaker 8: Shep?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: What about construction.
Speaker 5: Tools, you get dirty glazy hands.
Speaker 2: And what about X marks the spot at sixten I'm
Speaker 2: not sure a.
Speaker 1: Bit of a curly one. Correct, it's not that Carrie,
Speaker 1: Tessa and Richmond hit.
Speaker 5: Us barbecue Lamb sausage.
Speaker 1: Barbecue, Lamb sausage. So Lamb obviously and the barbecue the sausage.
Speaker 1: What does that come.
Speaker 9: Banning Bunnings, You get a sausage sizzle the construction.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and that was actually clue yes, ages back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Bunnings was a clue for one of the earliest.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, previous ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: What about X marks, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Do you know what we do that time to think
Speaker 4: about it?
Speaker 2: Do you know what we do at sixteen? Okay, well
Speaker 2: I'm not going to do but that's kind of the
Speaker 2: whole point, right six ten every single morning on Kiss.
Speaker 1: So we'll put you out of your misery. It's it
Speaker 1: is not barbecue Lamb sausage. So thank you for playing.
Speaker 1: What I would recommend is that people listen to the
Speaker 1: Ben and Lee podcast. We've said X marks the Spot
Speaker 1: at six ten. It would probably help if you knew
Speaker 1: what we did at sixten.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that'd be a big help.
Speaker 1: Amber and Manapara. Have you heard all the clues so far?
Speaker 6: I have, and I think I've pieced together whether lampsdown
Speaker 6: comes in and it's kind of adding up for what
Speaker 6: I've got, So yeah, I'm hopeful.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, why don't you give us your guests and
Speaker 2: then we'll talk through the clues.
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm going to say liquid nails.
Speaker 2: Okay, so first clue? How does that time?
Speaker 3: All?
Speaker 11: Right?
Speaker 6: So I'm going to say the ram Now I know
Speaker 6: a popular construction brain is the ram set?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, okay, what about this one?
Speaker 1: And there's plenty of rims on the barroom.
Speaker 6: He's previous. He was like a painter construction, like a
Speaker 6: trading guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I guess a tradey guy ties into the
Speaker 2: power tools. What about X marks the spot at six ten?
Speaker 5: Well, like, if you don't.
Speaker 6: Mount something right, you want to market with an X
Speaker 6: usually and six ten is a it's a common splassification
Speaker 6: used for way using liquid nails.
Speaker 2: I have downs like a bit of a chatgypt answer that.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm just going to say I have been.
Speaker 6: Searching facts about everything. There's sheep, the more Hoogan, all
Speaker 6: of it.
Speaker 1: Wow, what have you listened to? The show pre six
Speaker 1: thirty before like our show. No, no, that's fair, that's
Speaker 1: fair because you might just be up later.
Speaker 2: That's what the clue is pointing to X marks the
Speaker 2: spot at six ten am on our show.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, so.
Speaker 1: If you are sorry, it's not liquid nails, but Amber,
Speaker 1: do yourself a favor. Listen to the Ben and Lamb
Speaker 1: podcast from today and see what the X marks at
Speaker 1: sixteen and that that will give you a massive clue.
Speaker 1: That's glaringly obvious. Dare I say you've done so much
Speaker 1: work you must have thought about it too much.
Speaker 2: Almost easier than you're making it just.
Speaker 1: Like simplified a little bit. Yeah, that's that's That's the
Speaker 1: one piece of advice I could give.
Speaker 2: Good on your Amber. Either listen live at six ten
Speaker 2: or as Liam said, check out the podcast on kiss
Speaker 2: at one O two three and we are back.
Speaker 1: Should we going in produce a bell Jacks? And I
Speaker 1: don't even know why I asked at this point, obviously.
Speaker 2: A tripod is nice for you to join us. What
Speaker 2: nicknames tripod because you human video for stations that was
Speaker 2: which I'm not one hundred percent your why because we
Speaker 2: have studio cameras, but you filmed The Break today on
Speaker 2: your phone very tripod coded.
Speaker 11: Yeah, okay, I just know Tripod for a different type
Speaker 11: of nickname.
Speaker 4: Reason so I got really confused.
Speaker 1: What I call Liam also Tripod, the group, the comedy
Speaker 1: group Tripod.
Speaker 2: Australian guy in there, I think, yeah, the.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he kind of looks the guy from Tripod looks
Speaker 1: a little bit like the dude from the Umbilical Brothers.
Speaker 1: One of the guys shaved head. But not to be
Speaker 1: confused different guys and Tripod. I think they One of
Speaker 1: the guys was in ski House, that show the late
Speaker 1: Great Cow Wilson was in and a few other a
Speaker 1: few other names. Ski Houses was awesome. Alongside the Wedge,
Speaker 1: I think Rebel Wilson was in the Wedge. Was Shigs
Speaker 1: in the Wedge?
Speaker 8: Ye?
Speaker 2: Actual?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't know that.
Speaker 4: Is that a whole working dog thing? Was that there?
Speaker 1: The Wedge? I'm not sure. I might look that up.
Speaker 1: Let's look that up, because you.
Speaker 4: Know, then it falls under.
Speaker 2: Was Shiggs in?
Speaker 3: Sorry?
Speaker 2: Was Shiggs in Fisk?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Fisk that's different, is more like modern? The Wedge
Speaker 1: was like ages ago. That was Rebel Wilson sort of
Speaker 1: what made her she was famous?
Speaker 11: A girl in it, or like the webcam. I remember
Speaker 11: there was some or was that the main character that
Speaker 11: she always did?
Speaker 4: Yeah, like a school uniform.
Speaker 1: I just yeah, yeah, yeah. I also remember that also
Speaker 1: there was a gag where someone would just walk past
Speaker 1: the scissors and cut stuff, so like someone's about to
Speaker 1: eat a chip and then someone would walk past and like.
Speaker 2: Julia Zamiro's in there. I remember her from that and
Speaker 2: from Thank God You're here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, wow.
Speaker 1: What was that other show? Wasn't there one like some
Speaker 1: Bogan shows, It's called like bog like not fat Pizza.
Speaker 1: It's not Fat Pizza, but it was Bogan Pride. No,
Speaker 1: it was sort of like.
Speaker 4: That upper middle Bogan.
Speaker 1: No, it's not that one, but it's more like it's up.
Speaker 2: A middle Bogain. My memory of that show was there
Speaker 2: was a weird phase in my life when I got
Speaker 2: my own bedroom with my own TV, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm going to watch Neighbors, like I'm gonna be in neighbors.
Speaker 2: And I don't know why I was the same, but
Speaker 2: it probably like fourteen. I was I'm going to watch
Speaker 2: everyone watches I'm gonna watch Neighbors.
Speaker 4: I was, It's TV.
Speaker 11: In the room and the first thing I did was like,
Speaker 11: I'm gonna be cool now I'm going to watch Neighbors.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Upper middle class Bogan was always like, you know,
Speaker 2: around eight thirty nine they was put on like a
Speaker 2: bit of an edgy where it was like the audience
Speaker 2: demographic change. Yeah, and of middle class Bogan was like
Speaker 2: the edgy show.
Speaker 1: The show was funny though it was Houso's.
Speaker 2: Right. Oh yeah, do.
Speaker 1: You seen Howsoes?
Speaker 2: I have, Yeah, a long time ago.
Speaker 1: It's it's basically I think it's the It is the
Speaker 1: fat pizza guy. Yeah, I believe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's got Darren with the thong. Yeah, he wears
Speaker 2: the flip flops.
Speaker 1: Oh that's it. Yeah, he was he was going. I
Speaker 1: think I watched Howsos a little bit in like year nine.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 11: Speaking of watching, I'm just realized I have not watched
Speaker 11: the film yet for our movie.
Speaker 2: Club, nor have I.
Speaker 4: Do need to do that before the twenty seventh of August.
Speaker 2: Is that the deadline?
Speaker 8: Is it?
Speaker 2: Yes, seventeen more days?
Speaker 11: Cool, that's fine, Then that's should be okay, it should
Speaker 11: be fine. Well, I mean there's so much happening with
Speaker 11: our Platinum Lounge tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Very exciting. Ben Eddie's dead to me, hasn't replied to
Speaker 4: the text invice.
Speaker 2: It's probably busy.
Speaker 1: Also, yeah, he's probably perfect. It's like four hours behind.
Speaker 1: Very alive to us, ben Eddie, don't worry, mate, Well
Speaker 1: we will. Perhaps we could actually and I look, I
Speaker 1: know you might make it and you're also not dead.
Speaker 1: But perhaps in the Platinum Lands we could have a
Speaker 1: picture I was thinking, like a flame that never goes
Speaker 1: out for ben Eddie.
Speaker 2: Not him, more symbolic for his dead.
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, yeah, yeah, we can have an empty chair
Speaker 1: for him. Ben's picture, not just a little picture, probably
Speaker 1: makes more sense.
Speaker 2: The flame with the bike helmet on, Jedi.
Speaker 1: Robe holding some bunting. Yeah yeah, that'd be good.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, okay, well yes, I mean.
Speaker 1: If you're I'm assuming you would know. But if you
Speaker 1: are listening to this and you don't know who we're
Speaker 1: talking about, Bennedie, Yeah, a podcast listener from Perth. Very
Speaker 1: valued number of the Loyalty Club, Yes, Loyalty program. Yes,
Speaker 1: Platinum member and of course not all Platinum members will
Speaker 1: be able to attend the lounge tomorrow, but we look
Speaker 1: forward to hosting them whenever they see fit and also
Speaker 1: whenever people can get.
Speaker 11: Over yes, yeah, because so yeah is the rule that
Speaker 11: if they can't, if you can't make it tomorrow or
Speaker 11: you're not inducted yet, but you get inducted in like
Speaker 11: two weeks, or you can make it, you can still
Speaker 11: cash it in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course. Yeah, it's the Platinum Land is available
Speaker 1: to you. And look and you know there'll be varying
Speaker 1: levels of catering.
Speaker 4: I was going to say, I can't.
Speaker 1: We can't promise Subway are going to be catering around
Speaker 1: the clock, but we can show you a good time.
Speaker 4: There will be weekend, the velvet rope will be out, the.
Speaker 1: Velvet rope, the seat, the platinum signage. The show will
Speaker 1: still be rolling as per The people will be able
Speaker 1: to you know, watch and enjoy and also get their
Speaker 1: you know selfies with the platinum platinum signage too well
Speaker 1: to be cloud chasers, I suppose, and to rub it
Speaker 1: into all their friends. I'm a part of the Bin
Speaker 1: and LANB loyalty program. I'm a platinum member.
Speaker 4: That is true. The sign will still be here because
Speaker 4: that is now made.
Speaker 1: It's a desire and it's a desirable program to be
Speaker 1: part of.
Speaker 11: Well, what other business do we have aside from platinum stuff?
Speaker 11: Is there anything in the pods Squord Ben that you
Speaker 11: wanted to go through?
Speaker 2: Lucky Braid nailed it with a good meme, the one
Speaker 2: where there's the attractive lady walking past the couple and
Speaker 2: it's like vulgar crock grohasts then and then the girlfriend
Speaker 2: is like Freddie on his birthday. Oh, looking at the
Speaker 2: groc roasts.
Speaker 1: Oh rock roast.
Speaker 7: Oh.
Speaker 4: Corey has the June Rats record with the photo of.
Speaker 1: You, lamb, there you go, Corey, thank you. What is
Speaker 1: interesting is I wonder if Corey knew that, Like I
Speaker 1: wonder if he knew or he's like, I've got that record,
Speaker 1: I'm going to check.
Speaker 11: I think he knew because he also wrote God Bless
Speaker 11: you at the end, and I feel like he probably
Speaker 11: all right not recognize you if he opened up his record.
Speaker 1: Yeah there you go. Yeah that's cool.
Speaker 4: But I had a great night with Ben's wife on
Speaker 4: Saturday night. Caught up again, finally had a few wines.
Speaker 4: It was great, It was very fun.
Speaker 1: We went to missus Pole.
Speaker 11: Miss Pole, she's not married right of course, yeah, Miss Pole.
Speaker 11: The South Australia division for the competition and it was
Speaker 11: very fun.
Speaker 2: I said to Sam, I was like, what kind of
Speaker 2: crowd do you get there? Do you get an older
Speaker 2: gentleman a little bit sleazy or do you get supportive girlfriends?
Speaker 2: And she said it was a bit of both.
Speaker 1: Do anyone throw cash? No, not that kind of thing.
Speaker 11: No, it's it's ninety five percent pole dancers who do
Speaker 11: poll and go and watch it. And then there's the
Speaker 11: partners who have been brought along and the dude's sitting
Speaker 11: there like a bit awkward. I'm just like, as twelve
Speaker 11: different dancers come out on look at any.
Speaker 2: Of them, my wife gets up there.
Speaker 11: Oh, so they weren't getting up there, so they were
Speaker 11: just there just to watch these girls.
Speaker 1: Sitting there with the metal glasses on. I'm recording it
Speaker 1: all for.
Speaker 2: You, for you.
Speaker 4: You can lie.
Speaker 1: So you can go back and watch the performances.
Speaker 2: I'm going to record them all to compare.
Speaker 4: No, you can watch it online. You can live stream
Speaker 4: and watch it.
Speaker 1: Where would one go to literally just.
Speaker 11: Look up Miss Poell Australia and it will have a
Speaker 11: lot of stream for the next music.
Speaker 1: Are they doing it too?
Speaker 4: Is like any.
Speaker 11: Jerifer okay, any song you want, any song you.
Speaker 2: Want, Ladies had like in the background photo was like
Speaker 2: their dog with glasses on.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 11: And then so Steph, the girl who won that, she
Speaker 11: did a Shrek themed one and it was it was
Speaker 11: really she was Lord fark Ward and she had the
Speaker 11: Lord and then she had like a TV screen that
Speaker 11: was the mirror mirror on the wall guy and he
Speaker 11: was talking and they were interacting, and then it said
Speaker 11: she said show me my perfect love, and then she
Speaker 11: stripped off as like her girl, and then on the
Speaker 11: screen came up sexy Shrek like.
Speaker 4: Hals like hair chests and everything.
Speaker 11: Yeah, and so, but people were so creative, like you
Speaker 11: could do anyth There was one girl who was like
Speaker 11: a creepy doll. She came second and she was like
Speaker 11: being like Annabelle and like doing creepy stuff.
Speaker 4: And yeah, it's all about creativity as well.
Speaker 1: Right, performance elements.
Speaker 4: Correct, it's all about And then.
Speaker 1: Men perused the miss Pole event or any of the
Speaker 1: footage attached to it. We wouldn't We wouldn't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's nice to see there's some theatrics.
Speaker 11: Yeah, there was one who was Cleopatra, and that one
Speaker 11: was a bit sad.
Speaker 4: Because I believe she ended her own life.
Speaker 1: Clear patrol did. Yeah. Really, I thought she was like
Speaker 1: just the most beautiful woman in the.
Speaker 2: World, Gyptian queen. Yeah, but then she clear Petra.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Cleopatra. Yeah, I could be wrong. I just yeah,
Speaker 1: I knew she liked cats and she's really pretty, but
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: She but she Yeah, that one told a.
Speaker 1: Very sad story.
Speaker 11: No, she had on Saturday was a stuffed toy that
Speaker 11: she had around her neck.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, so that's so. Then I said to Sam, I
Speaker 4: was like, oh, big supporter of the fake snake.
Speaker 11: She's like, oh, well, no, one would have a real one.
Speaker 11: And I said, well, actually, did Ben tell you about
Speaker 11: our house warming? And she said no, And so I
Speaker 11: then told her. I was like, no, we had, like
Speaker 11: there was a lady with a real snake. And she
Speaker 11: was like that's really bad.
Speaker 4: And I was like, thank you, thank you. Yeah, no,
Speaker 4: she didn't know about that.
Speaker 1: No, you're right, yes it did. I mean, I think
Speaker 1: it's hard to say that. I think it is cobra venom,
Speaker 1: but yes, cobra. We don't really know whether that was
Speaker 1: self inflicted or if it was maybe she was murdered,
Speaker 1: or maybe she was just bitten by a snake.
Speaker 2: There's so many curly words with you where I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's a funny way you said that.
Speaker 4: I well back at you. I think we all have cobra.
Speaker 2: I'd say cobra. But it's the matter tomato, right.
Speaker 1: I think it's a little yeah you said tomato, I potato.
Speaker 2: There was a cobra, One more bra, one more pod
Speaker 2: squad post quickly, No.
Speaker 1: I reckon cobra is how Americans would say it, calbra
Speaker 1: likelbra cobra.
Speaker 4: Cobra just sounds weird.
Speaker 1: But look at that cobra. But we don't know.
Speaker 2: When you say cobra, I just think of the olive
Speaker 2: oil cobra state.
Speaker 11: I think of a cobb of corn.
Speaker 1: And Cleopatra was having a big call on the cob
Speaker 1: and she died from that.
Speaker 2: Arvin said, I'm actively listening and catching up on the pod.
Speaker 2: Must have been behind and he's updated a Wikipedia pages.
Speaker 2: Wonderful extra information.
Speaker 1: Just quickly, just on just a quick thought, do you
Speaker 1: think Cleopatra would be really beautiful if she walked in
Speaker 1: right now? She'ld be a bit minging? Well, everyone was
Speaker 1: kind of ugly.
Speaker 11: Yes, so everyone was a bit And then when you
Speaker 11: look at paintings and stuff, I mean, and they probably
Speaker 11: would paint you more beautiful than you are because you
Speaker 11: don't actually you're not comparing it to a self you've taken.
Speaker 4: So they're probably like, this is what you look like.
Speaker 4: You're like, wow, I'm stunned.
Speaker 1: Because honestly, the Cleopatra, the statue, like the bust, it's
Speaker 1: just kind of got my nose there, like I don't.
Speaker 4: Think, oh wow, that does look like clear.
Speaker 1: Looks like me? Do anythink that looks like me just
Speaker 1: a little bit clear? I yeah, yeah.
Speaker 11: And then so you look at the statue, right, look
Speaker 11: at that compared it to the picture of her, It's like,
Speaker 11: that's not the same person.
Speaker 1: If I was around thirty BC, I would have been
Speaker 1: quite the catch. I would have been on like Love Island, Egypt.
Speaker 11: But that's like the Greek the women with the tummies,
Speaker 11: and if you had a big tummy, then your gorgeous.
Speaker 2: Back in the day they like them from Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4: If I was back there, it'd be like hell yeah.
Speaker 1: You'd have more lard. And you know, it means you're
Speaker 1: probably probably from a wealthier background if you were able
Speaker 1: to gobble up more turkey than everyone else. I think
Speaker 1: we're only talking about this the other day. I'm getting
Speaker 1: flashbacks of talking about beauty standards from.
Speaker 2: Yeah were.
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 2: Yeah updated Wikipedia Liam's first Liam described himself in his
Speaker 2: childhood as being a ferocious I can't say the words
Speaker 2: nocturnal and curious from the crock no or the act
Speaker 2: of bed wedding and its informally known wording which made
Speaker 2: sleepovers difficult for him. Basically, he's just added a lot
Speaker 2: growing up.
Speaker 1: Does it still have the other stuff that he put
Speaker 1: in like the last time or so I've just googled myself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, double borro chuck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've just googled myself to like see to read
Speaker 1: the Wikipedia and how that picks like a main picture
Speaker 1: for you. It's me in a real like all arched over,
Speaker 1: groaning like I'm lean. I don't know, but that is
Speaker 1: the worst possible That is the worst possible image you
Speaker 1: could use.
Speaker 4: That's so funny.
Speaker 1: And then for some reason it's me in front of
Speaker 1: a FC twenty five board for Wikipedia.
Speaker 4: Well, he also updated Ben.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Leam's got a lot in there about his
Speaker 2: dead wedding double bow shotgun going to kum one.
Speaker 1: Literally additionally described himself trying to beious when it came
Speaker 1: to nocturnal. Yeah, I can't say the word turn in
Speaker 1: eurysis in eursis or the active bed wedding yeap. Up
Speaker 1: until his teens, he had passed out a total of
Speaker 1: three times when being injected with MRI. Contrasting agent from
Speaker 1: drawing blood.
Speaker 4: Who picture of the media wall looking off fancy.
Speaker 1: That's if anyone's like, yeah, I wonder what this dude's about.
Speaker 2: You do a thing in like a year or two,
Speaker 2: and they'll be like, oh hey, they won't know you
Speaker 2: very well, and they will just do it all for
Speaker 2: you Wikipedia, and they'll be mortified.
Speaker 1: He was born with a rare urethroal duplication. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: guy's got two d holes, sprays wheat everywhere and passes
Speaker 1: out all the time. Limb, I'll get brought up at
Speaker 1: some sort of event. Well, most people who are speaking
Speaker 1: tonight have had one d whole. This next guy, he's
Speaker 1: got enough of the both of us.
Speaker 2: One of my favorite stories, it was an old story. Now,
Speaker 2: that was when you did some sort of event lane,
Speaker 2: maybe it was the school thing and you were there
Speaker 2: to tell you your story. Oh yeah, and they worked
Speaker 2: for word, read out your Wikipedia and told your entire
Speaker 2: story for you when you got up, you had nothing
Speaker 2: to talk about.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Then I slipped into some stand up which didn't
Speaker 1: go down to it lesly was like it would have
Speaker 1: been like, oh dude, probably twenty I reckon it was
Speaker 1: when where maybe at Triple JM or something like that,
Speaker 1: but or even earlier than that, maybe fresh I don't know,
Speaker 1: but it was like everyone from Peer, everyone from Golden
Speaker 1: Grove and everyone from Glayson.
Speaker 4: So funny.
Speaker 1: It's like so many people and I was just dying
Speaker 1: up there.
Speaker 8: I was dying.
Speaker 2: Mine has been updated as well. There's a lot wrong
Speaker 2: with mine, to be fair, like just like yeah, it
Speaker 2: says employer Nova. It's all my parents up there, which
Speaker 2: is fine. My birthday is wrong, which is fine. I
Speaker 2: don't mind that. It is what they've added, Oh you
Speaker 2: got children one? The children one that's wrong, but Arvin
Speaker 2: has added. During his time on Triple J he was
Speaker 2: known for occasionally consuming four slices of toasted fruit bread
Speaker 2: with generous portions of butter. Now I will have to
Speaker 2: amend that. That was more so at.
Speaker 1: Nova Melbourne, very bread, heavy time, and it's read. I
Speaker 1: don't know how it has slipped Bell's mind. I remember
Speaker 1: a lot of bread being consumed around that period.
Speaker 4: I just don't I remember the whole toasty debacle.
Speaker 2: We all used to go into the kitchen similar time
Speaker 2: and there was communal bread in the reza. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: we'd all just feast one.
Speaker 4: I had so much time during those shows, yeahh so
Speaker 4: much free time.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I remember just walking around being like WHOA so many
Speaker 4: ad break hell yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah. Anyway, this show far more strenuous and high paced.
Speaker 4: That's it.
Speaker 1: So we barely get a minute.
Speaker 4: Can we talk about the platinum cards for a bit?
Speaker 1: We can, In fact we should because the Platinum Lounge,
Speaker 1: as you would have heard in the podcast, being open tomorrow.
Speaker 1: A few people getting a day pass as well who
Speaker 1: aren't actually platinum, but they'll be able to come in
Speaker 1: half an hour.
Speaker 3: And have.
Speaker 1: One one sl six inch sliver.
Speaker 4: Yeah no, so on air you're talking about these six inches.
Speaker 11: Remember when we got Subway they catered us last week,
Speaker 11: and you get the catering Subway, so it's like the
Speaker 11: little the little rolls, we.
Speaker 2: Get one of those.
Speaker 1: Let's not do one of those, diminish.
Speaker 4: No, it's beautiful. It's the catering. When Subway do catering,
Speaker 4: they give you all the little mini different ones.
Speaker 1: Have we arranged subdogs for the hosts?
Speaker 11: No, but I did send after break. There are two
Speaker 11: breaks this morning about the double dog.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we should do another Platinum am to day with
Speaker 1: by those hot dogs only double dogging.
Speaker 2: Do you want Bena Lambs double dog?
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: To give out double dogs?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Double dog. You're a double dog by Ben.
Speaker 2: I love double dog battle Lambs.
Speaker 4: Double dog be.
Speaker 2: Double dog?
Speaker 4: Can you trible?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: So it'll be it'll be exclusively one small sandwich, not
Speaker 2: even six inches, be like three.
Speaker 1: And I will have a small measuring tape with me
Speaker 1: and I will be measuring. Actually just got I just
Speaker 1: don't want any other day passes to Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: I want them to have a good time.
Speaker 2: On the way out. Make sure I haven't make sure
Speaker 2: I haven't hidden it.
Speaker 1: If there's any loose hand found in a pocket, they'll
Speaker 1: be reprimanded.
Speaker 2: Arthur. Cookie believe we're getting two boxes of cookies. You
Speaker 2: have half a cookie, you know the box we got
Speaker 2: last week.
Speaker 4: We're in two of them.
Speaker 1: In my trouser.
Speaker 4: So yeah, they're being very lovely.
Speaker 11: So card wise, huh so the hard copy cards that
Speaker 11: everyone will receive when they come into the lounge top.
Speaker 2: Of very heavy. I'm sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so they are where do you get platinum these days?
Speaker 1: So how do you how do you get that?
Speaker 4: Lovely friends at office works?
Speaker 1: Platinum M yes.
Speaker 4: They do a four hundred and fifty gsm velvet lux finish.
Speaker 4: The quote heaviest and most deluxe.
Speaker 1: But hang on is of the business because Platinum and I.
Speaker 11: Have chosen the velvet lux over the gloss board or
Speaker 11: the coated one side board. And this is the most
Speaker 11: deluxe you can get, which I will be picking up today.
Speaker 2: But is it the rare heavy, shiny, silvery white precious
Speaker 2: This is metal.
Speaker 4: Platinum as their heaviest card.
Speaker 1: It's only but this is Platinum's cheap right now. It's
Speaker 1: only seventy nine dollars.
Speaker 2: A gram, atomic number seventy eight Platinum is what you're saying,
Speaker 2: right This is above.
Speaker 4: The three fifty three twenty five GSM. I have gone
Speaker 4: the four to fifty GSM.
Speaker 1: But like if we if we, if we keep it
Speaker 1: to a five grand the cards five grams Platinum, that's
Speaker 1: only three hundred ninety five dollars a card. I think
Speaker 1: we can afford that still?
Speaker 11: Actually, well, ye, yeah, because the card itself called Catherine.
Speaker 1: What it means it's worth it's worth more than that.
Speaker 4: Would you like to pay for that? William?
Speaker 1: My funding has been stretched thin this year quite frankly.
Speaker 2: Right, Well, is renovations having a blowout, don't you know?
Speaker 4: Must?
Speaker 2: Okay, you can't all get free landscaping bill?
Speaker 4: Yes, well we can't all renovate or buy properties.
Speaker 1: So you have a house.
Speaker 2: You have a house, a house, but I don't.
Speaker 4: I can't just buy land, you know, or renovate with
Speaker 4: marble the one that I have.
Speaker 1: I don't have any marble in my house? Aren't you
Speaker 1: not an iota? So before you cast judgment, you need
Speaker 1: to get your facts straight. Not a not a single
Speaker 1: piece of marble?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I will be going and getting those cards
Speaker 4: to there.
Speaker 1: Is a marble like look finishings from polytechs. Right, it's
Speaker 1: not a.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, you're not going to be platinum.
Speaker 4: They are in our eyes platinum.
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 1: Wow? Times really are tough?
Speaker 8: Huh?
Speaker 11: Do you want to travel to office works office works
Speaker 11: prospect today and go pick them up?
Speaker 1: How heavy are they're.
Speaker 8: That I have to go?
Speaker 1: And people? Will they be heavier than the magnets?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 4: Here we go on the Back'll be as heavy as the.
Speaker 2: Magnet if you can get onto the mining team. Platinum
Speaker 2: is an extremely rare precious metal found deep underground in
Speaker 2: ancient ultramafic rocks.
Speaker 1: They can't be too hard to find ancient ultramafic rocks.
Speaker 2: Over seventy to eighty percent of the world's platinum supply
Speaker 2: comes from the Bushveld complex in South Africa.
Speaker 1: Ah, that's from he might know someone there.
Speaker 2: If you can't make it to South Africa, you could
Speaker 2: go to Russia, Zimbabwe, Canada, or the United States and
Speaker 2: you could mine some fresh ultramafic rocks.
Speaker 1: Cool.
Speaker 4: I'll do that.
Speaker 1: Do you and get us some platinum?
Speaker 2: Give me some platin.
Speaker 1: What do you do?
Speaker 2: Get some pleasant?
Speaker 8: It is it?
Speaker 1: Stop spring platinum? Also?
Speaker 11: Okay, sorry, we talked about this off off off air,
Speaker 11: but Steven's never seen District nine.
Speaker 1: He's never seen District No. One Mark You're prawn, but
Speaker 1: he has listened to I don't know Zef so fresh.
Speaker 1: You don't you know Downward?
Speaker 2: Nope, you know Downwood.
Speaker 1: I think you're freaking and I like you all up.
Speaker 1: I think you're freaking.
Speaker 3: No, I don't know what.
Speaker 2: He spelled.
Speaker 1: Damn wood, you know, Cookie Thumper. It's it's like die,
Speaker 1: like dying.
Speaker 4: You're saying doesn't make sense to me.
Speaker 1: I love my clippers, Oh yeah. And then ant's like
Speaker 1: a little ant that you would crush with your foot
Speaker 1: if you accidentally stepped.
Speaker 4: On it, and downward like a downward downward.
Speaker 2: Oh none in the kiss system.
Speaker 4: What, I don't know what you're talking.
Speaker 1: You don't you've never heard of, you don't know your
Speaker 1: land visa and.
Speaker 4: More things you say doesn't make it better.
Speaker 1: I thought you liked music.
Speaker 4: I thought you liked music.
Speaker 1: You don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Well, I am my big, I am a peg.
Speaker 4: Does that sound boom?
Speaker 1: You don't know that boom? You don't know? Entered the Ninja?
Speaker 1: What this is like the good the song of Ever
Speaker 1: Bond in My Love.
Speaker 8: Here we go.
Speaker 2: School's in session bell.
Speaker 1: Oh no, in session sex Landy just going off, Zeph.
Speaker 7: I like you.
Speaker 1: I think you're freaking and I like your ala.
Speaker 4: I think you're freaking.
Speaker 2: Am I crazy?
Speaker 8: Or?
Speaker 5: Are they in?
Speaker 1: Yeah they're nine, No, they're not in District nine. They're
Speaker 1: in the robot is Jappie Chappy?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Oh I know this bit?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's in such a big South African accent.
Speaker 3: We couldn't.
Speaker 4: Let's prop that, like you Ala.
Speaker 1: Can you get some Enter the Ninja up that was
Speaker 1: the original, That was like the two thousand and nine.
Speaker 4: That would have been a great no context post of
Speaker 4: just the beat and you both can hi Am your
Speaker 4: butterfly need to perfection?
Speaker 2: Do you want the explicit version for the real.
Speaker 1: Enter the Ninja clean menja? Yeah? Who's got the video game?
Speaker 1: That was crazy to me that you don't know this?
Speaker 1: This is the one I was saying, was this is
Speaker 1: like the crack the song I ever heard in my
Speaker 1: whole lam?
Speaker 4: Where have you heard on this?
Speaker 1: I've seen them, I've been to see my god.
Speaker 4: Ah, yes I've heard this.
Speaker 1: How was I not doing it justice? I think I
Speaker 1: had the tones right? Oh yeah, bring you play one.
Speaker 1: I'm coming down any one of my box and I'm
Speaker 1: again with three Shop then throw stock Horse.
Speaker 4: Them Live.
Speaker 1: Futures twelve.
Speaker 4: Did you just get like the lunch in the crowd
Speaker 4: like this? Would that would be a loss?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 1: It's smaller dance music. It's not really okay.
Speaker 4: Remember when we couldn't play Baby on Fire?
Speaker 1: What's it called baby on Baby's on Fire?
Speaker 2: I don't know you more deep appropriate.
Speaker 1: I don't know that. What about piple terrier. Piple terriers goes.
Speaker 2: Hard fatty boom boom is one of them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 4: You and here, I think we wrap it up because
Speaker 4: we've got things to do.
Speaker 2: Oh, you don't have time.
Speaker 1: To listen to them.
Speaker 4: Liam has to write a funny shit.
Speaker 1: It's your first time?
Speaker 4: Is the Conquered Jungle just sounds like everything.
Speaker 2: They have a big long intros on the songs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm actually suching a downward mood. I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: listening to them for the rest of the day. I reckon.
Speaker 4: I think, yeah, you think you can focus someone lockdown? Okay, Hey, hey.
Speaker 1: Should look.
Speaker 2: That's pretty cool.
Speaker 11: It is.
Speaker 1: Great.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's buff.
Speaker 1: You'll only do that thing. But anyway you get, you
Speaker 1: get to be.
Speaker 4: That's on me now.
Speaker 2: I think that was pretty figured the.
Speaker 4: Sorry mate, Okay, do you want to leave that with
Speaker 4: Liam because I don't know where. Hey, Liam, just go
Speaker 4: in and beat those for us.
Speaker 1: Great immunity not not up skilling gives your great immunity
Speaker 1: in jobs.
Speaker 2: When Ben left the studio.
Speaker 11: During an ad break and said, hey, man, quickly, are
Speaker 11: all my faders up so that the ads will playing
Speaker 11: out probably and Liam land open.
Speaker 4: Yeah, do you know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: To be we can beat out the swear words because
Speaker 2: you'll be jumping on a charter flight to South Africa
Speaker 2: to mine the ultramatic rocks to get the plant and
Speaker 2: required for the cards. So that's the least I think.
Speaker 4: Because I'm going over there now and you about to
Speaker 4: catch this flight.
Speaker 2: You need to do it here, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I think you do on the flyers.
Speaker 4: No, I don't have.
Speaker 1: A listener to be gifted their platinum card and for
Speaker 1: them to say this.
Speaker 11: Is lot the best god in the hall and boy law,
Speaker 11: I can definitely about you that Jander will do that tomorrow.
Speaker 8: I hope.
Speaker 1: So I give Bossteven the heads up that we have
Speaker 1: talked about downward just so he doesn't think that people
Speaker 1: are doing his South having accent. It's but it's more
Speaker 1: just the fact that there is lots of platinum in.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Okay, that was Karen.
Speaker 1: Karen the is from South Africa.
Speaker 11: Yes, yes, she really dropped off after we invited her
Speaker 11: to the party, and I think she saw us for
Speaker 11: who we really are and she does not call it anymore.
Speaker 1: Well did she get She did come to like three
Speaker 1: events in a very short space time. The pod party
Speaker 1: was the line, Oh Karen, No, we had a nice
Speaker 1: dinner with Karen the air.
Speaker 4: You no, no, no, she was lovely. But then remember
Speaker 4: we invited to the pod party. I haven't heard from
Speaker 4: her since.
Speaker 2: Fair enough, fair enough people were still protesting what she
Speaker 2: saw people.
Speaker 4: It was a lot.
Speaker 1: I think she's from Durban, South African Durban kept down.
Speaker 4: All right, Well, let's absolutely get going because again book
Speaker 4: Liam can write.
Speaker 1: I think we've left around a bit late for that.
Speaker 2: I knew you were going to say that we.
Speaker 4: Show for like three months.
Speaker 1: Interesting because for someone who complains so much about them now,
Speaker 1: I'm just so you know that.
Speaker 2: You know the process is that you vertally, vertically integrate
Speaker 2: requests to Liam's management.
Speaker 1: It's not it's literally not down the pipe. Feels like
Speaker 1: a Phoebe and joe one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, email Phoebe and joe cec.
Speaker 1: They do my stuff.
Speaker 2: See if your.
Speaker 1: People in on that, oh Phoebe, Phoebe yeah yah, Phoebe
Speaker 1: and jo yeah yeah, and they'll they'll probably get that
Speaker 1: request over.
Speaker 2: You request a few requests three to four business days.
Speaker 4: The day I have to put a request through your
Speaker 4: management for you. I'm just absolutely not never. But no,
Speaker 4: it's literally not even ten thirty.
Speaker 11: You have more than enough time to write a skid
Speaker 11: which really has written itself for the voice so much.
Speaker 4: Where's your passion gone?
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 4: We used to have skits like twice a week and.
Speaker 1: You would always pay me out, not like yeah, but.
Speaker 3: It's cute.
Speaker 2: Actually, our big I know where it's gone, our big boss.
Speaker 2: See you didn't like them, remember that?
Speaker 1: No, he said, as it which plays on man's mind.
Speaker 1: It plays on a man's mind.
Speaker 11: And no, he was talking about your Trump impression, which
Speaker 11: I have also noticed that there has been no Trump.
Speaker 2: That's it's a big big boss, don't do them.
Speaker 4: And he was the boss of pamiush Andy, So yes, yeah.
Speaker 1: Good boss. He is great. But I trust, I trust
Speaker 1: is like his judgment on things. Yeah, but so now
Speaker 1: I've just limited my trumps. I still get I scratched
Speaker 1: that because I just put them up on Instagram now,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 11: Yeah, but skits like like the one we're talking about
Speaker 11: this morning, that's not that's not a Trump impression.
Speaker 4: I think you could still do.
Speaker 1: It if you if you want me to do it,
Speaker 1: you have to just kiss the skip ring. I'll put
Speaker 1: my hand out.
Speaker 4: So which one you've got? Three? Which is the skit ring?
Speaker 4: Big one, the big fat one? I can't reach it?
Speaker 1: Hang on ready, Sorry, you just missed it. You dis
Speaker 1: missed it.
Speaker 2: Get time to sorry, Bell And you jumped on the
Speaker 2: table and everything.
Speaker 1: I want to be careful with. Can I be careful
Speaker 1: of my wording because I don't want this to be
Speaker 1: taken in the wrong context. But it was funny the
Speaker 1: way you sort of you didn't use your arms, but
Speaker 1: you jumped with your body on top of the table.
Speaker 2: Seal.
Speaker 1: That's what I was going to say, like you know
Speaker 1: Sea World when they tap and they jumped out of
Speaker 1: the water and like land on their stomach. And I
Speaker 1: don't mean that in I just mean the way that
Speaker 1: you the way you jumped was like a seal there.
Speaker 1: But I don't want you saying he said, I'm like
Speaker 1: a seal. But it was like it was like it
Speaker 1: was a little fish jump out.
Speaker 2: Seal was cute, not a walrus.
Speaker 1: No, not a want thanks, thanks away. Might be a
Speaker 1: little skin in the show tomorrow, see this right? No, Well,
Speaker 1: I would have had time but we've talked about it
Speaker 1: for too long now, so with the whole time, I
Speaker 1: get it. They got a song called Batty Boon Boom.
Speaker 1: Apparently it's actually a Downtwood movie out.
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 1: You might become ad. They also had some content. They
Speaker 1: did have some bad stuff there, so we don't need
Speaker 1: to get into that. But yeah, I think they're not
Speaker 1: they're you know, it's probably frowned upon to like them
Speaker 1: these days.
Speaker 8: I think.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I can't. I can't even remember what happened,
Speaker 1: but I remember something went down.
Speaker 11: Great. Well, I'm glad we just spent twenty minutes playing
Speaker 11: their music and saying how great they are.
Speaker 1: Well, you've got to separate the art from the artist.
Speaker 4: Do you want to say that about a lot of.
Speaker 1: Well, we're still playing it here.
Speaker 2: We are.
Speaker 4: It's a real problem.
Speaker 2: He's thrilling. We're really good at separating the art from
Speaker 2: the artists.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the main thing we do.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you kind of don't worry about it, all right,