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<v Speaker 1>Laura, come on, hello, Happy Monday as I'm calling it

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<v Speaker 1>Happy pad padam Celebration Day, everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's a I think we need to shorten that.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's just call it Happy for Doom Day.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah to you, Brittany's because the other Grammy nominations are out.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, in our very own Kylie Minogue, actually a few

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<v Speaker 4>he's got nominated. But Kylie Minogue, thank god got nominated

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<v Speaker 4>for arm because I just took over the world.

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<v Speaker 5>That song is such a banger. But also, I mean,

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<v Speaker 5>if you've looked at that nomination list, there are so

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<v Speaker 5>many women like they have overtaken the whole Grammy.

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<v Speaker 2>There's only one man. It's all women. It's literally all women.

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<v Speaker 4>Miley Cyrus, Billie Eilish, Olivia Rodrigo.

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<v Speaker 2>She even got Voluntail, Swift Weir and.

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<v Speaker 6>The man is a gay man in choice of art

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<v Speaker 6>and another Ossie as well.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got a bit of a soft spot for Troy,

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<v Speaker 2>don't you miss?

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<v Speaker 6>Totally women and gay men like that's this show.

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<v Speaker 5>We are embodying us from top to bottom, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 2>Literally?

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<v Speaker 6>When we said that, all right, now, welcome to the

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<v Speaker 6>top to bottom.

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<v Speaker 5>You would talk about a bottom anyway, Okay, do you

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<v Speaker 5>know what I wanted to tell you? Guys, kids really

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<v Speaker 5>test us, And if you're a parent, you know what

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<v Speaker 5>I mean. But I reckon, my daughter Mally May had

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<v Speaker 5>the world's most ridiculous tantrum on the weekend. I think

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<v Speaker 5>she wins the award for that. I'm going to tell

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<v Speaker 5>you all.

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<v Speaker 2>About it next.

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<v Speaker 6>All right, let's go, the pick up is on for

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<v Speaker 6>your Monday welcome.

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<v Speaker 7>Now, if you're a parent, you would know that little

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<v Speaker 7>kids are.

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<v Speaker 5>Put on this earth to test us, to test our patience,

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<v Speaker 5>to test our boundaries, to.

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<v Speaker 2>Test your pelvic floor muscles. Did they do that as well?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but just to test you in every way, and

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<v Speaker 5>they really love to push the limits. Now, I want

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<v Speaker 5>to know if your kids, give us a call and

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<v Speaker 5>let me make me feel better about this. I want

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<v Speaker 5>to know the most ridiculous tantrums that your kids have

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<v Speaker 5>ever had, because I think my child, Marley May, she's

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<v Speaker 5>four years old, I reckon she probably had the most.

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<v Speaker 2>Hellis tantrum that's ever happened.

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<v Speaker 5>On the worst tantrum number one, the winner of all tantrums.

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<v Speaker 6>Wow, where were you? What happened?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 7>So we were walking, we were out on the street

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<v Speaker 7>in public. We were walking to.

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<v Speaker 5>The public tantrum, and they are good because you have

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<v Speaker 5>to try and decide are you going to discipline or

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<v Speaker 5>are you just going to kind of drag them away

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<v Speaker 5>from the scene of the crime, right, Like you've got

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<v Speaker 5>to try and figure out how you're gonna how you're going.

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<v Speaker 2>To mediate these sorts of tantrums.

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<v Speaker 5>So we're walking along, we're right out the front of

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<v Speaker 5>a very very busy cafe, and we've been talking about

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<v Speaker 5>family structures, like we've been talking about my mum and

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<v Speaker 5>my dad and how that's nana and granddad and kind

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<v Speaker 5>of like where she fits in our family tree.

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<v Speaker 7>And all of a sudden, she says, Mummy, so I'm

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<v Speaker 7>a twin.

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<v Speaker 2>And she's put two and.

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<v Speaker 5>Two together because she has a sister, Lola. However, her

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<v Speaker 5>sister is two years younger than her. And I was like, no, sweetie, Like,

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<v Speaker 5>a twin is someone who's born on the same day.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, you both shared mummy's tummy at the same time,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm trying to explain what a twin is to a

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<v Speaker 5>four year old, which, mind you, it sounds easy. That's

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<v Speaker 5>a really hard call, Like that's a really complex thing

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<v Speaker 5>to try try and explain to a four year old,

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<v Speaker 5>and she turned around. She was like, no, Mummy, I'm

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<v Speaker 5>a twin. I'm a twin because Lola is my sister

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<v Speaker 5>and wear the same so I am a twin now.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't realize that she was getting quite so agitated

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<v Speaker 5>by the fact that she's not a twin. And we're

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<v Speaker 5>walking past this cafe and I said, no, darling, you

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<v Speaker 5>you're not a twin. And this went on for a

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<v Speaker 5>little while. All of a sudden, out of nowhere, my child,

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<v Speaker 5>who is not a twin, throws herself out of the

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<v Speaker 5>pram and I'm talking like Commando, rolls out of the

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<v Speaker 5>prem onto the ground, onto the ground. She is laying

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<v Speaker 5>face down on the ground, her skirt is up over

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<v Speaker 5>her head, and she's screaming, I'm.

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<v Speaker 6>A twin, I'm a twin.

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<v Speaker 7>Mummy, you're the.

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<v Speaker 2>Worst mummy ever, And so I what do you do?

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<v Speaker 2>At that point, I was like, okay, give a biology lesson.

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<v Speaker 7>I was a girlfriend. If you want to be a twin,

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<v Speaker 7>you can be a twin.

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<v Speaker 2>Get up.

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<v Speaker 5>There's people the cafe table who was sitting next to

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<v Speaker 5>us laughing, but me sombarrassed. I was conceding. I was like,

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<v Speaker 5>if you want to be a twin, you can be

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<v Speaker 5>a twin. That wasn't enough, she canntinued to screen.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you think con seating is the right thing to

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<v Speaker 4>do here? Obviously you want the tantrum to end Laura,

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<v Speaker 4>But do you think it's more like, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 4>maybe biologically she should understand that she's not a twin.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, there's a hills that you have to choose

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<v Speaker 5>whether you're going to die on them, and dying on

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<v Speaker 5>the am I a twin hill was not the hill

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<v Speaker 5>that I was. I was, I was so dumb And

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<v Speaker 5>this went on for I'm not kidding five minutes and

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<v Speaker 5>I ended up dragging her by her feet back into

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<v Speaker 5>the pram.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a whole scene.

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<v Speaker 6>Christy, if you had you or your child, you had

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<v Speaker 6>tantrum like this.

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<v Speaker 4>Yesterday one was the funniest in a while.

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<v Speaker 5>So my seven year old.

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<v Speaker 4>Try the slight melt down yesterday because the sky was

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<v Speaker 4>too broad.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, But seven sevent is not where I put tantrums.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought, tantrums.

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<v Speaker 6>I've seen a tantrum.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, if I don't get avocado or my rap as

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<v Speaker 4>a tantrum.

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<v Speaker 6>Tomorrow, Hi what was your kid's tantrum about?

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<v Speaker 4>So we were doing our usual breakfast routine and we

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<v Speaker 4>were asters in the tellowtoast, and because I couldn't carve

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<v Speaker 4>it into a butterfly, our meltdown was more over. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>then you didn't want to try to carve it into

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<v Speaker 4>a butterfly, or your artistic skills aren't up to scratch. Look,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm no artists, So there was no way I could

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<v Speaker 4>get this butterfly.

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<v Speaker 6>That's a hard shape, Like do a stuff that's a moth.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, what is this? Do you know what? I

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<v Speaker 2>used to have tantrums when my mummy.

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<v Speaker 4>You went through this phase where she always used to

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<v Speaker 4>put those you know those I forget what they call

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<v Speaker 4>their leggings, but they have the stirrups on them.

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<v Speaker 2>They go under your feet. Oh yeah, you Supray used

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<v Speaker 2>to have them. I hated them.

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<v Speaker 4>Mum used to always make me wear them, and I

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<v Speaker 4>remember tantrum every time. I was like, they're uncomfortable on

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<v Speaker 4>my feet. They rubbed, they blister, they don't. I just

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<v Speaker 4>didn't want to wear them, and I constantly had that

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<v Speaker 4>tantrum as a kid.

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<v Speaker 5>It's because you were a fashion icon brite, even when

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<v Speaker 5>you were like, three, yes, don't maybe wear this outther house?

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<v Speaker 2>Mum, I think you're fine. Fine is pronounced fashion. All right, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>coming up, Mitch.

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<v Speaker 5>You're in the dating world at the moment, and I

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<v Speaker 5>know you say how tough it is, but I reckon,

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<v Speaker 5>I have come across this single worst first date in

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<v Speaker 5>the history of the world.

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<v Speaker 6>You haven't spoken to one of my suitors, have you, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>This came from one of the guys you've been dating.

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<v Speaker 2>Fantastic intervention.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh wait on the pickup.

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<v Speaker 5>Now, if you were out there in the dating game,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, going out there on your single dates, just

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<v Speaker 5>trying to meet someone, it is tough.

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<v Speaker 6>That's my life at the moment with.

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<v Speaker 2>That for six years. What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 5>I did it for ten years, though I know and

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<v Speaker 5>tell me I had some pretty terrible dates back in

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<v Speaker 5>the day. But I came across what I think could

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<v Speaker 5>possibly have been the worst date in the history of

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<v Speaker 5>first dates. Now, we all can agree that it's quite

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<v Speaker 5>important not to waste food, but the question is how

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<v Speaker 5>far would you go? So this woman has gone out

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<v Speaker 5>on a date with a guy who she metch with.

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<v Speaker 5>She thought he was hot, she thought he seemed like

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<v Speaker 5>he had his stuff together, and they sat down at

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<v Speaker 5>this restaurant and she handed him a menu and he goes, oh, nah.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't worry. I don't need a menu.

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<v Speaker 5>And she goes, oh, you're just going to get a drink,

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<v Speaker 5>Like we're not We're not doing food. Then he goes, no, no,

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<v Speaker 5>you water, But I hate seeing food wasted.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm just gonna have what's left on these plates.

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<v Speaker 6>Here, no on the on the tables around him.

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<v Speaker 5>And he points to the table next to him and

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<v Speaker 5>right there is a bit of cold toast, some shriveled

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<v Speaker 5>up sausages, and he was like, I'm quite happy to

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<v Speaker 5>eat this. And the woman was like, okay, talk me through,

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<v Speaker 5>talk me through what's going on here, Like, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>the cost of living is harsh.

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<v Speaker 6>What has happened could be a joke. Maybe he's being silly.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe maybe he's joking.

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<v Speaker 5>No, he hated seeing the wastage of food so much

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<v Speaker 5>that he then took the plate of food and started

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<v Speaker 5>eating what was left next to him by people who

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<v Speaker 5>had been sitting there.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually part of it I get. I'm like, cool, you

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<v Speaker 4>don't always food, Like I love that about you. But

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<v Speaker 4>you don't eat Somebody else's in a world of COVID germ,

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<v Speaker 4>you don't eat someone's food on week six.

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<v Speaker 5>If you were that crazy you hold that in first

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<v Speaker 5>state is not going to cut it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think I would ever twenty years deep into

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<v Speaker 2>a marriage. My partner's not eating someone else. You don't

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<v Speaker 2>even fart around your partner. You're not going to eat

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<v Speaker 2>food or a plate next door.

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<v Speaker 4>Or are you comparing eating some strangers leftover food a

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<v Speaker 4>restaurant to doing a whiz pop?

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<v Speaker 6>Sorry, really, take you are so weird?

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<v Speaker 3>I will just say that I actually think i'd get

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<v Speaker 3>I think there'd be an instant second date.

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<v Speaker 6>Like he cares about the world and starvation. I would go,

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<v Speaker 6>marry me. That's beautiful. That is beautiful.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, I've dated for only I mean in relationship for

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<v Speaker 4>a year, but I was dating incessantly, NonStop. I was

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<v Speaker 4>lining those bad boys up for a solid decade on

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<v Speaker 4>every dating app, everywhere I could find them.

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<v Speaker 2>They were lined up. Rather, I was trying.

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<v Speaker 5>Went on so many dates in Australia that she ended

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<v Speaker 5>up having to date someone overseas, and she exhausted the allocation.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually had to download the Pakistani version of Tinder just

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<v Speaker 3>so she could get a new pool of men.

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<v Speaker 4>And I also remember there's this one guy, Like I

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<v Speaker 4>have a list, I could tell you guys of bad

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<v Speaker 4>first dates.

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<v Speaker 2>But I remember this one guy rattle. Oh okay, you

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<v Speaker 2>tell me trying.

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<v Speaker 4>You want to hear about the guy that wanted to share,

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<v Speaker 4>taking share to the new level, so he took food.

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<v Speaker 2>Directly off my plate.

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<v Speaker 4>The guy that had a really great banter online, but

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<v Speaker 4>turns out he couldn't speak English in person, thanks Google Translate.

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<v Speaker 4>Also the guy that made me get twenty dollars out

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<v Speaker 4>of the atm mache to pay for our lunch. There

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<v Speaker 4>was the guy that told me he left his wallet

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<v Speaker 4>on the bus after our entire meal with drinks.

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<v Speaker 2>What else you want to I've got a hundred one hundred.

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<v Speaker 4>Different The guy that took me to a museum and

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<v Speaker 4>then said he had to leave and left me at

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<v Speaker 4>the museum.

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<v Speaker 6>So wait, you slept over night at the museum?

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<v Speaker 2>She said, Yeah, I was that movie A Night at

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<v Speaker 2>the Museum. It was based on me.

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<v Speaker 6>They Come Alive. Yeah, is that how you met Rebet Wilson.

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<v Speaker 5>I want to know what was out of all the

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<v Speaker 5>bad first dates you've had, what was the worst.

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<v Speaker 2>The most awkward.

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<v Speaker 4>One was the guy that the banter was great and

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<v Speaker 4>the convo was great, very he was very articulate, right, like,

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<v Speaker 4>very intelligent, very well constructed sentences. But that was because

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<v Speaker 4>he didn't actually speak English, and he was Google translating everything,

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<v Speaker 4>so Google Translate for the text would translate everything and

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<v Speaker 4>put it into the text.

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<v Speaker 2>So I just thought this guy was really intelligent, which.

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<v Speaker 4>He could have been, but I'll never know because I

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<v Speaker 4>couldn't speak to him when we got to the date.

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<v Speaker 2>He didn't speak English. Wait, what what nationality was? He

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<v Speaker 2>was Brazilian?

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<v Speaker 6>Wow?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, so, and he was fully doing Google Translate for

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<v Speaker 5>every conversation. And at no point, Britt, did he decide

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<v Speaker 5>to tell you that prior, just so you were told me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he told me where he was from.

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<v Speaker 4>But I assumed because he was speaking in texting in

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<v Speaker 4>English he spoke English, but he didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>He was just translated.

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<v Speaker 6>He circled back to the museum. Did you get there

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<v Speaker 6>with him?

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<v Speaker 2>And then did he just like he was in London? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that was in London.

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<v Speaker 4>We got there and then he said, I can't remember

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<v Speaker 4>what excuse you did, but obviously he didn't like the

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<v Speaker 4>way I looked or what something, or maybe he maybe

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<v Speaker 4>there was an emergency, but he he just left me

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<v Speaker 4>at the museum, and I'd already paid to get in,

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<v Speaker 4>so I stayed in there.

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't a free me.

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<v Speaker 5>Did he say that he needed to go to the bathroom?

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<v Speaker 5>Was there any explanation for that?

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<v Speaker 2>I have to go No. I think it was one

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<v Speaker 2>of those like my friend called kind of things.

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<v Speaker 3>Got it, You've really made it out and you found

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<v Speaker 3>your beautiful boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 2>He left me at the museum. I date the museum.

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<v Speaker 6>Is that why you got with him so quickly? Like job,

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<v Speaker 6>that's such a bad run. I'll take what I can get.

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<v Speaker 4>A room, boyfriends six months and beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why I said yes.

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<v Speaker 6>All right. Hey.

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<v Speaker 3>Next on the show, were almost had a run in

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<v Speaker 3>that ended brit in hospital over the weekend. This is true,

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<v Speaker 3>and I can say this but a fan and this

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<v Speaker 3>happens sometimes with you know, being best friends with you.

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<v Speaker 6>Know, YouTube must stop. It's very hard.

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<v Speaker 3>A fan almost ended Britt in hospital when we were

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<v Speaker 3>out together on the weekend. And let me just say,

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<v Speaker 3>a bucket load of vomit was involved. Yeah, I don't

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<v Speaker 3>want to well, I'm reliving it. Block your nose, guys,

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<v Speaker 3>it's next on the pickup. So we were all hanging

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<v Speaker 3>out on the weekend.

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<v Speaker 6>Where't we go?

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<v Speaker 2>We were because we actually are real friends outside of work.

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<v Speaker 3>Were paid for three outings together a year and that was.

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<v Speaker 7>The contracted with Beautiful Producers birthday.

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<v Speaker 6>It was our Beautiful producer Tony. It was a birthday.

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<v Speaker 3>So we all went out to a pub and we

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<v Speaker 3>all had some drinks. So Laura was there, Britt, you

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<v Speaker 3>were there, I was there. We were all hanging out

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<v Speaker 3>and it was like a beautiful modern seating area.

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<v Speaker 6>The bar was right next to the bench.

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<v Speaker 2>Seating, very fancy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was beautiful. So Laura, you left right before

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<v Speaker 3>this happened.

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<v Speaker 5>I was only there for a short period of time,

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<v Speaker 5>had some kids to get home to, and I smoke

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<v Speaker 5>bombed earlier in the afternoon.

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<v Speaker 6>Thank god you did.

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<v Speaker 2>You're lucky. You were the winner.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>We're sitting there and as we're in Britt and I

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<v Speaker 3>are there, we're drinking out of coconut sugar, and we

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<v Speaker 3>hear this commotion happening at the bar, like we we

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<v Speaker 3>kind of hear like clanking and screaming and moaning and groaning.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like ah, and then something spoils over.

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<v Speaker 3>And then we see a woman like a Poulter glass

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<v Speaker 3>like a dementor, and Harry Potter like just rush to

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<v Speaker 3>the bathrooms.

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<v Speaker 6>We go, what is going on over there?

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<v Speaker 2>What happened?

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<v Speaker 6>The gossip gets back to us at the.

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<v Speaker 2>Taks, makes its way back through the bar.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, you know when something happened at a bar,

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<v Speaker 3>everyone's talking about it. A young girl had too many drinks,

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<v Speaker 3>went to the bar to make another run. As she

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<v Speaker 3>put her hands down on the mahogany wood, she vomited

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<v Speaker 3>all over, projected all over the bar and the bar tender.

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<v Speaker 7>I feel I can't even it was vomit. It makes

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<v Speaker 7>me feel sick.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, the physically, the smell of vomit, the look of

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<v Speaker 4>vomit like makes you feel sick.

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<v Speaker 7>But it was like she it was like like an exo.

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<v Speaker 4>It came out of nowhere because she was just like happy, bubbly,

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<v Speaker 4>nothing went up to order for the drink and then

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<v Speaker 4>just put her hands on the bar and then it

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<v Speaker 4>went poltergeisty like out the mountain.

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<v Speaker 3>So the worst part was everyone was kind of like,

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<v Speaker 3>who's that girl? Who's that girl? Because no one saw her.

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<v Speaker 2>How did this girl not get kicked out.

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<v Speaker 6>That's what she flew to the bathroom. I told you,

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<v Speaker 6>like a demento.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she ran off.

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<v Speaker 3>We thought she was gone. Fast forward to about twenty

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<v Speaker 3>minutes time. No one knows what the phantom vomited demon

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<v Speaker 3>girl looks like. We're sitting there, Britt and I go

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<v Speaker 3>up to get a drink. And the only way I

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<v Speaker 3>can describe it as like in those zombie movies when

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<v Speaker 3>the zombie like sees fresh blood. This woman notices Britt.

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<v Speaker 3>You know you and you guys are recognizable. She sees

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<v Speaker 3>Britt out of the corner of her eyes, just like

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<v Speaker 3>a zombie. She her hands are up like a t rex.

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<v Speaker 3>She turns to Brit. She's got a chunk of vomit

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<v Speaker 3>on the corners of her mouth.

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<v Speaker 6>She goes really.

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<v Speaker 4>Day and she makes an absolute bee line for us.

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<v Speaker 4>Now we couldn't still be sure that this was the

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<v Speaker 4>vomit girl, but she came up through.

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<v Speaker 6>Or a chunk of vomit, and nine year that.

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<v Speaker 4>She gave us all are hard because she was really sweet,

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<v Speaker 4>a really big fan, and I could smell the moment

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<v Speaker 4>and she was you know when you have had a

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<v Speaker 4>few drinks and you want to be really close to someone,

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<v Speaker 4>like rubbing up on them and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>She was so close to me.

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<v Speaker 4>And all like it smells, and I'm a sympathetic vomitor.

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<v Speaker 4>So I'm I'm trying to talk to this girl politely

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<v Speaker 4>and I'm like.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, please, please, you're being polite. I was like the

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<v Speaker 3>secret Service next to President Biden. I had to jump

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<v Speaker 3>in front of brit in slow and a nugget of

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<v Speaker 3>aaronsheenie landed on my cheek in front of it.

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<v Speaker 6>To save Britt. She's stunk.

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<v Speaker 2>Guys, I feel physically sick by this. So what did

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<v Speaker 2>you do?

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<v Speaker 5>Because obviously you want to be nice? Someone who hears

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<v Speaker 5>and like follows the show, follows the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>And what do you dorit?

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<v Speaker 6>Do you want to get a selfie?

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<v Speaker 3>Baby?

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<v Speaker 6>Don't think you do when you look at this photo.

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<v Speaker 6>The next day.

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<v Speaker 2>We got a nice little photo and then I said,

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<v Speaker 2>do you want a glass of water?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, well, listen before we go, we have a

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<v Speaker 3>thousand dollars cash up for grabs thanks to Target.

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<v Speaker 2>What a good time for thousand bucks too?

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<v Speaker 6>Right before Chrissy, my god, it would be absolutely perfect.

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<v Speaker 6>So this is I've got the Target present in front

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<v Speaker 6>of me. All you need to do is tell me

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<v Speaker 6>what is inside my gift box.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be a hard one to guess. What do

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<v Speaker 2>you think it is? Well, when I want to guess,

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<v Speaker 2>because if we guess and get.

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<v Speaker 5>It right, all right, all right, Well, a thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 5>could be yours if you can guess what that sound is.

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<v Speaker 3>Correct, targets all over my hands, the pickup dot com

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<v Speaker 3>dot You have a guess, and a thousand bucks could

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<v Speaker 3>be yours.

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<v Speaker 6>We'll see tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 7>Bye guys,