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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: So last time this week we're looking for your awesome

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Speaker 2: mum's stories. This morning, My mum's crazier than your mum.

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Speaker 2: What's your one story you think you've got that will

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Speaker 2: out do anybody else? Is about how nuts your mom is.

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Speaker 2: I've got an awesome mum. I was chatting to her yesterday,

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Speaker 2: obviously missing out a lot at the moment because I

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Speaker 2: know they can't pop back and see her, and I

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Speaker 2: hope she sees safe because obviously it's.

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Speaker 3: Really bad in Indian at the moment.

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Speaker 2: But anyway, we're catching up and we're thinking about this

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Speaker 2: and how crazy you muma is. Two quick stories about

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Speaker 2: her crazy mama. She's a proper eccentric character, my mum.

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Speaker 2: And I remember once she rang the local police station,

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Speaker 2: you know, and you used to be able to call

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Speaker 2: them directly, not like the actual chiple zero. And I'm

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Speaker 2: gona actually just give a call for chat, you know,

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Speaker 2: in more innocent times, okay, in the eighties, you know

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Speaker 2: there's nothing else.

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Speaker 3: To do, ah, how you doing? You know?

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Speaker 2: There's the old rotary phone there and she rangs to

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Speaker 2: say that she's seen some escape wallabies go bouncing past

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Speaker 2: her house now where my mum lives in the south

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Speaker 2: of England, and obviously wallabies are not indigenous to Britain whatsoever.

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Speaker 2: And the policeman actually said to right, it started gigniting,

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Speaker 2: went are you calling from the pub? When she said

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Speaker 2: some escape wallabies have goneund my house? They rang aback

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Speaker 2: an hour late and apologize right because a zoo truck

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Speaker 2: had crashed and a load of the animals, including wallabies,

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Speaker 2: had bounced and got out and we're on and I

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Speaker 2: had to recapture them. My mum was one of the

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Speaker 2: first sightings of two of the escape wallabies that had

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Speaker 2: actually go bouncing past her house. The other one was

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Speaker 2: when my mum texted me this is about I don't

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Speaker 2: know eight or nine years ago, saying that Tom Hanks

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Speaker 2: had just walked past her window. My mom does not

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Speaker 2: live in My mom does not live in London. She

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Speaker 2: there's about two hours away from Underwear. There's no one

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Speaker 2: famous there, let alone Tom Hanks. As we should do

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Speaker 2: next week, how's the famous person ever walked.

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Speaker 3: By your window of house? Fed your mum. A local

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Speaker 3: celebrity truck head passed in the area and Tom Hanks

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Speaker 3: had got out of the back and was running down

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Speaker 3: the street.

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Speaker 2: I rang my mum and said, what it was going on?

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Speaker 2: What do you mean Tom Hanks? She went out, they're

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Speaker 2: filming around the corner. She was right, they were filming

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Speaker 2: Da Vinci code the big cathedrals.

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Speaker 3: See my mom did see Tom Hanks.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, it was generally filming the Da Vinci code

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Speaker 2: around the corner. Then said, I think Russell Crow had

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Speaker 2: a small cameo and it went Russell Crows will pass.

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Speaker 1: My Christian Connor Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: My mom's crazier than your mom. Let's go to your

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Speaker 2: stories right now, Lucy, good.

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Speaker 4: Morning, Good morning Christian. My mom's crazy. She changed my

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Speaker 4: birthday when I was born so I could have the

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Speaker 4: same birthday as my dad. And I only found out

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Speaker 4: when I was fifteen years old.

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Speaker 3: What why would you want me to do that?

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Speaker 4: I don't know. Yeah, I haven't got an over yet.

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Speaker 4: I just yeah, it was a gift for my dad

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Speaker 4: so them don't worry about the baby.

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Speaker 2: So on the birth certificate, your mum altered it so

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Speaker 2: it was the same birthday as you do.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she ordered the birth certificates already wrong because my

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Speaker 4: granddad was doctor, so all my documents say have my

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Speaker 4: wrong birthday. Yeah, this is I only found out when

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Speaker 4: I was fifteen.

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Speaker 3: And how did you find out when you were fifteen?

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Speaker 4: My auntie told me. I said, it's my birthday tomorrow

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Speaker 4: and she said, well, that's what you think, And then

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Speaker 4: she told me the whole time.

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Speaker 2: Your family are amazing. I mean for an auntie to

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Speaker 2: get involved in everyone's got a crazy auntie or crazy uncle.

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Speaker 2: Is that every family is like the law. That's unbelievable,

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Speaker 2: an amazing story.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, it's crazy. My mom's definitely crazy.

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Speaker 3: All right, Awesome, Lucy, thank you very much. You cals

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Speaker 3: stay there.

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Speaker 4: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: Christine.

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Speaker 5: Good morning, Good morning, Christian.

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Speaker 3: All right, Christine, tell us about your crazy mom. Why

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Speaker 3: is your mom crazy?

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Speaker 5: I definitely have a crazy mom in the world. When

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Speaker 5: I was seven, I had met so she thought the

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Speaker 5: best way to get rid of them was to use

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Speaker 5: more trains.

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Speaker 3: She told me to hold my nose insecticide. In secticide

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Speaker 3: a bug killer. I mean, they are.

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Speaker 2: The bugs, but it's pretty harsh to chemicals of that stuff.

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Speaker 3: It's meant for outdoor use, not on your head.

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Speaker 5: All The worst thing was Christians for two swords weeks.

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Speaker 5: My head dunk and what's the worst.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a really heavy kind of industrial sman, isn't it,

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Speaker 2: especially if it's on your scalp?

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Speaker 3: Did it get rid of the Oh.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they were jumping off. Really, I'll tell you what

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Speaker 5: it was a good good but I'll tell you what it's.

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Speaker 3: Don Christine, thank you very much for color.

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Speaker 5: I have a nicee.

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Speaker 3: Adrian, Good morning, Christian.

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Speaker 4: My mom's so pray that when me and my my

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Speaker 4: brother fired and over the PlayStation one day console out

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Speaker 4: of the kitchen table.

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Speaker 2: End of argument. How about that stopped again? About you

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Speaker 2: and your brother couldn't believe it.

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Speaker 6: I were in shock and at at the age of

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Speaker 6: probably eight and ten of that really gave a scare

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Speaker 6: in life to me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I bet.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but your PlayStation would have been everything. Adrian, thank

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Speaker 2: you very much, your story mate. Thanks uh Julia, Good morning,

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Speaker 2: Hi Christian.

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Speaker 6: My mom is so crazy. She went to the doctor.

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Speaker 6: Doctor asked for urine specimen just to collect her the

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Speaker 6: next twenty four hours. She came back the next day

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Speaker 6: with a two litter coke bottleful of urine.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's impossible, it's impos.

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Speaker 2: How many trips if you got it dude's two letters.

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Speaker 3: The camel couldn't even fill that up.

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Speaker 6: The woman has a bladder of a camel and a whale.

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Speaker 3: Says, I you just think about a full too little?

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Speaker 3: It's heavy.

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Speaker 4: You don't people.

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Speaker 3: That is awesome.

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Speaker 6: The docs actually said to her, what you what would

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Speaker 6: you want me to do with it?

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Speaker 2: Water the plants. Julia, you're gonna win the voucher. You

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Speaker 2: get the one thousand dollars being lea voucher. That is

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Speaker 2: an amazing story. That is what we were looking for

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Speaker 2: this morning. I love that the image of that will

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Speaker 2: stay with us.

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Speaker 3: That is awesome.

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Speaker 6: After she murders me, I might not be able to

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Speaker 6: use a

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