Speaker 1: Just Red stood back a couple of mitches delese yourself
Speaker 1: for the rude shocks of young adulthood.
Speaker 2: Mitchell fucking teary uttered the sentence to me that I
Speaker 2: never thought i'd hear him say, he goes, so, what's
Speaker 2: the vision?
Speaker 1: I just mean, what's the vision? It's a creative term.
Speaker 2: I didn't know you put such importance on vision. Fucking
Speaker 2: Fred Highlight's over here? All of a sudden, what's the
Speaker 2: guy with that?
Speaker 1: Nouri and mitchual coos, I are you?
Speaker 3: I like you?
Speaker 1: Oh, good to be here, met you. You've got matching
Speaker 1: now polish to your hoodie. You need to go to Specs.
Speaker 2: Save its my love. This is a deep mahogany and
Speaker 2: this is purple.
Speaker 1: My god, but it's close kinder like I thought you'd
Speaker 1: dumb it on purpose.
Speaker 4: If you're not no total accident, show me that now
Speaker 4: polish that's off it. It's like a deep apple red,
Speaker 4: like snow white apple red.
Speaker 1: What was that apple you were banging on about last week?
Speaker 1: Old red delicious? Red delicious, the red delicious?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, maybe you're inspired by me in the hoodies?
Speaker 4: Nice the fashion game. Someone's been watching Trinny and Susannah, I've.
Speaker 1: Owned this for about two years, but thanks for not
Speaker 1: have you hoard it? I definitely have you look good?
Speaker 1: How are you? Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Good good.
Speaker 2: I'm actually going through a breakup, if I'm being really honest. Sorry,
Speaker 2: not Sean. Sorry I I should have left that going
Speaker 2: for longer. Actually, you guys were freaking out my heart.
Speaker 2: Just would I really bring it up to you that
Speaker 2: way if I broke up with you?
Speaker 1: Would actually wouldn't he give you a welcome?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 1: Actually would?
Speaker 5: That is so you.
Speaker 1: I'm going to be the boy who cried break up.
Speaker 6: I feel sick.
Speaker 1: Instantly I was team Sean. I don't know what that
Speaker 1: says about friendship. Sorry, but my instine thought was what
Speaker 1: have you done? Instantly? What have you done to my show?
Speaker 2: Okay, so now it's another professional breakup. Remember I was
Speaker 2: really heartbroken about breaking up with my hair dress the
Speaker 2: Franco because he left me, yes, I do, with no
Speaker 2: way of contacting him. So now it's my psychiatrist. Noah,
Speaker 2: it's been with me since I was eighteen, the start
Speaker 2: of the bloody ADHD medication prescription.
Speaker 1: Wait, not our psychologist, no psychiatrist. He plans to give
Speaker 1: you the drugs. I've got a real team of people
Speaker 1: keeping you up. But he said to me, God, just
Speaker 1: doctor Greg.
Speaker 2: We see each other every six months to get a
Speaker 2: new prescription, okay, and it's the shortest appointment ever. It's like,
Speaker 2: are they still working great, here's more meds.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: And then he said to me, recently, you know that
Speaker 2: now that you've been taking this for a while, I
Speaker 2: can give authority for just the GP to give you
Speaker 2: the medication.
Speaker 1: But it would mean no more appointments with me.
Speaker 2: And I was like, Greg, don't think I haven't valued
Speaker 2: our time together. But you're three hundred bucks apart every
Speaker 2: six months. That's six hundred a year just for some meds.
Speaker 2: I'm going to the GP see but it still hurts
Speaker 2: having to say goodbye.
Speaker 1: But I almost feel like he broke up with you now.
Speaker 2: He just offered the suggestion, and I was like, I
Speaker 2: feel bad that he's given me the option. I have
Speaker 2: to be the one to make the choice.
Speaker 4: Very ethical of him, But God, if I was in
Speaker 4: Greek position, I would never tell my clients that that's
Speaker 4: an option I want to.
Speaker 1: Breaking in that it's very good, especially it's a bit mental,
Speaker 1: Like clearly, I mean i'd be like abused, you know,
Speaker 1: take the cash.
Speaker 2: So yeah, breaken up with doctor Greig after fuck, I'm
Speaker 2: not good at math. How long has it been since
Speaker 2: I was eighteen?
Speaker 6: Ten years?
Speaker 4: You know what, I'm glad you did it because I
Speaker 4: never broke up with my GP that I had from childhood.
Speaker 4: Doctor start oxy action white. I remember, yeah, oh lovely man.
Speaker 4: And then because I've got sleep apnea, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't he say oh, it's so nice that
Speaker 2: it's been killed or something.
Speaker 1: Mum went back in to see him because she still
Speaker 1: goes to him, and he's like, you know, I'm so
Speaker 1: glad Mitch sleep at me was miraclely cured by divine
Speaker 1: and devention.
Speaker 4: I haven't seen him in three years. I mean, I'm
Speaker 4: so he's so happy and healthy. No, he's like, no,
Speaker 4: he's still I'm very unwell.
Speaker 1: He just thinks you're terrible. It's gravely ill. But he'd
Speaker 1: rather die than come back and see you.
Speaker 4: When I got gonorrhea, it was so hard to get
Speaker 4: the injection that I ended up going to my local
Speaker 4: like going to there's a bed in his practice, you
Speaker 4: can just get injections in.
Speaker 1: So I studied, well.
Speaker 6: There's there's a bed in his doctor the medical scent
Speaker 6: correct thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you don't have to see that GP. You
Speaker 4: can just use their beds to get bloods drawn. So
Speaker 4: I went in to get my injection in my left
Speaker 4: ars cheek and as I was lying there whole out,
Speaker 4: George walked in and went, make sure, what are you
Speaker 4: doing here? This isn't how you cure sleep pattern't here?
Speaker 4: And I was like, I've got gone to rio.
Speaker 1: He was beside himself. He's like, you've changed. Fuck, you've changed,
Speaker 1: But I'm glad you did because I went the wrong
Speaker 1: way about it. You've clearly gone the right way. Amicable.
Speaker 1: Split's always really nice.
Speaker 2: But he goes, don't be afraid to get in touch
Speaker 2: if you ever need anything, And I'm like, fuck, I'm
Speaker 2: going to become a hypochondriact and fake shit just to
Speaker 2: see Greg.
Speaker 1: I'm going to miss it. Do you like Greg? Is
Speaker 1: he nice?
Speaker 2: I do? It's great because it was like my parents
Speaker 2: didn't get me diagnosed. I went and did that myself,
Speaker 2: basically first thing when I moved to Sydney. So it's
Speaker 2: been with me since the beginning.
Speaker 1: Well, knowing you you'll develop something new, so I'm sure.
Speaker 2: You'll be back to it well, knowing you you might
Speaker 2: provoke it within me.
Speaker 1: It's true, not wrong, You're not wrong, So you know
Speaker 1: it might not be goodbye to Greg? Should we get
Speaker 1: him on the show?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Can we?
Speaker 6: We'll just have a therapist on.
Speaker 1: It would be easy for me.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, one episode of the show hosted by
Speaker 4: our well, Mitch and I have the same so it
Speaker 4: would be.
Speaker 6: You can get Greg instead on your part.
Speaker 2: Now you know if they would do that, like the
Speaker 2: whole confidentiality thing, that's what I've been saying, doctor Greg,
Speaker 2: no last name, No, they wouldn't.
Speaker 4: My brother in law got recently diagnosed with sleep at
Speaker 4: me and went I sent him to my sleep at
Speaker 4: me doctor and he's like, oh, I just want the
Speaker 4: mask that Mitch has, and the doctors like, given Mitch's
Speaker 4: public figure, I cannot comment on the mask Mitch users.
Speaker 4: And then he's like, is my brother in law? I
Speaker 4: want the mask he has? Because look, Mitch's in a
Speaker 4: different position to other.
Speaker 1: I'm what, bro, tell him what mask I've got? You
Speaker 1: see me naked? It's fine, Why is your brother in
Speaker 1: law sen you naked? Long story close.
Speaker 6: Family here, your fan is very close.
Speaker 2: You can't just drop that and expect me not to
Speaker 2: ask questions. Let's just say, your brother in law send
Speaker 2: you're naked. Oh god, I've seen those porns.
Speaker 1: He just wanted to make sure he was with the
Speaker 1: right cheery, and he was like, yeah, I think I've
Speaker 1: loved all along as absolut I'm got big a tits
Speaker 1: than my sister Becky, so anymore. Actually, but the skins.
Speaker 2: I was going to say, isn't she a duet to
Speaker 2: be breastfeeding any day now? Like she would have huge
Speaker 2: knockers on.
Speaker 1: Her any moment, any moment now? Yeah, did I fucking.
Speaker 2: Tell you that we discussed my ex girlfriend from high
Speaker 2: school's tits on this podcast? And I said something along
Speaker 2: the lines of, even though I'm gay, I can recognize
Speaker 2: she's got a rack on her. Her sister heard it
Speaker 2: and then showed her mother, and her mother, who used
Speaker 2: to be my teacher, went up to my mother and
Speaker 2: will worse and goes, I heard your son talking about
Speaker 2: my daughter's breasts.
Speaker 1: On his podcast. And Jane's like, what you're kidding me.
Speaker 3: If somebody came up to me and said Mitchell Koombs
Speaker 3: was talking about that, I'd be like, nah.
Speaker 4: I think that's the first time that Sanders has ever
Speaker 4: been uttered in the history of the English engage.
Speaker 2: But also she wasn't like appalled, she was quite proud.
Speaker 1: She's like, yep, that's what her mamma gave us now
Speaker 1: literally and gay Manda for around tit compliments. So no,
Speaker 1: rare that I appreciate a rack. Hey, if it's your
Speaker 1: first time listening welcoing to is it just me?
Speaker 4: Every show we start the same with something we've noticed,
Speaker 4: something we hate, or I'll tell you what something we appreciate.
Speaker 4: Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know min no idea,
Speaker 4: no clue mine. I think we'll blindside you guys, any
Speaker 4: further details, Nah, because I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I don't want to lead you on.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, well I would suggest that my in gym.
Speaker 2: You might not like it, but hear me out.
Speaker 4: Okay, well when I go first, because I'm busting out
Speaker 4: the seams to get mine out. Sure, Okay, go for it, Bradley,
Speaker 4: count me in?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Are you also as of today? The first time I go,
Speaker 1: I just brought that up.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: Literally, should we breastpeeding soon? What I said? Speeding right now?
Speaker 1: My congratulations. I'm me. I feel like the planets have
Speaker 1: a lined. I am born to be an uncle.
Speaker 2: I did think that there was a weird look in
Speaker 2: your eyes when I mentioned your sister breastfeeding.
Speaker 1: Might to look away. Little baby Remy Ray was born
Speaker 1: a little girl. Okay, that's the past.
Speaker 6: That's a cute newborn.
Speaker 2: She is a cute Amy Ray could be a country things.
Speaker 6: And I really love the name Remy.
Speaker 1: Isn't it. I did flag the whole rudd chilling of
Speaker 1: it all, but they didn't seem to care.
Speaker 6: Oh hi, she is a very She's a cute newborn,
Speaker 6: isn't she ever?
Speaker 1: She really is.
Speaker 4: Becky and my brother in sleep Out met Kurt had
Speaker 4: baby Remy. It was Monday, the step of the fuck,
Speaker 4: fifteenth of July.
Speaker 2: It's Remy short for Remican.
Speaker 1: No it's not. It's short for Ramification. Yeah that's better.
Speaker 1: Isn't she cute?
Speaker 3: I know?
Speaker 1: So she's a.
Speaker 4: I've met her, and here's what I wanted to discuss.
Speaker 4: I wanted to see what you went through because you're
Speaker 4: an uncle.
Speaker 1: Will May many of three seemed to before fucking sister,
Speaker 1: they fall out of her.
Speaker 4: I went to see Remy and she was born on
Speaker 4: the Monday, and I was on air, so doing the
Speaker 4: night radio show on Kids, and I got like the
Speaker 4: FaceTime from mum, like it's happening at like seven point.
Speaker 2: Thirty and my sweet on face time washing Now.
Speaker 1: My mom called to be like it's happening.
Speaker 2: It's going to say close family. She'd been on FaceTime
Speaker 2: being like push, push.
Speaker 1: Me, have a look she's pushing.
Speaker 4: No, well, it was an it was a natural. It
Speaker 4: was a caesar because Becky is MS, so there's complications.
Speaker 4: So they just they're like, cut it out of her.
Speaker 1: Oh actually that's yeah, that's her being cut out of her.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. It's quite relaxing, doesn't it. It actually does,
Speaker 1: doesn't it that that's it? Maybe covered in all the juices. Anyway,
Speaker 1: they're good photo.
Speaker 4: I was on air, so I couldn't get there. So
Speaker 4: I went the next day of the Tuesday, and I thought,
Speaker 4: it's been twenty four hours.
Speaker 1: I don't reckon.
Speaker 2: They would have wanted you there the moment it happened.
Speaker 4: Well, mum and dad went, that's the moment Mum and
Speaker 4: Dad met her. Look in the hospital. Oh cute, you
Speaker 4: know my family like.
Speaker 1: Ridiculously cliverbearing you. Becky said, come like the next day,
Speaker 1: so I did. I went the next day.
Speaker 4: I met little baby Ramy, a little beanie on Oh,
Speaker 4: and I kind of walked up and I was like,
Speaker 4: can't wait. Took my jacket off and I kind of
Speaker 4: like get my arms in like the position, and Becky
Speaker 4: went smile, and I was like, oh, let me, let
Speaker 4: me grab her.
Speaker 1: She said no, no, no selfies only.
Speaker 2: Oh you're not allowed to hold it with your own
Speaker 2: filthy hands.
Speaker 1: I'm not allowed to touch Remy until she's a week old.
Speaker 4: So I had to take a selfie photo, Like I'm
Speaker 4: at comic Con getting a fucking photo with stan Lee.
Speaker 2: It looks like remy thwalk in the red carpet and
Speaker 2: she's so far in the distance and you're taking a
Speaker 2: fucking photo from the sideline.
Speaker 4: That photo of Jena next to fucking Alphaba Broadway backstage
Speaker 4: at the stage door in New York City, smile two
Speaker 4: meters away like a catch covid. I'm on vocal rest.
Speaker 4: She's a new born baby, let me touch her.
Speaker 1: We shared geans. What was the reason you were allowed
Speaker 1: touch it? No one knows.
Speaker 2: Is it because you haven't had to give back? Here's
Speaker 2: the problem.
Speaker 4: I paid fifty Bucks at chemist warehouse to get the
Speaker 4: JAB two months ago, and I'm.
Speaker 1: Not allowed to touch her.
Speaker 6: When can you touch it?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Never Well apparently so mom and dad got to touch
Speaker 4: it this week. So am I No, their grandparents and
Speaker 4: their first time grandparents. You have your uncle, I am,
Speaker 4: and I'm Uncle Mitch cool Uncle Mitch. I wouldn't know
Speaker 4: all about that, Yes you would, you would, so I
Speaker 4: get I think I'm going to hold her this week.
Speaker 4: The hospital doing a high tea, So I'm going in
Speaker 4: to have a high tea with my sister and baby.
Speaker 1: Why are they doing that? Hoity toity hospital? Are you
Speaker 1: paying for? It's a private hospital?
Speaker 4: But it's it's because she got to seize her so
Speaker 4: she Becky has to recover for a week because they've
Speaker 4: sliced her open.
Speaker 1: So I think they're like, we'll give you some sandwiches
Speaker 1: and a tea with your baby.
Speaker 6: And bring on together some scones.
Speaker 1: That's interesting, wonder why? I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think it's just their personal choice, which I care about.
Speaker 4: But hilarious that Remy at her twenty first I can
Speaker 4: show her.
Speaker 2: This photos literally like hey, fucking take him, hide and.
Speaker 4: Kim, Well, that's what Mum sort of said. Mum's like,
Speaker 4: by the time they have their second and if third,
Speaker 4: if they want them, they'll be like take it, you know.
Speaker 4: But it's first baby, Like I'm actually so excited for them,
Speaker 4: Like I had.
Speaker 1: A little cry and just it's just like such a
Speaker 1: cheery thing, like a new baby. We've never had it.
Speaker 4: My family is so close. This is but Becky had
Speaker 4: a miscarriage this year, she had got diagnosed with MS
Speaker 4: this year, and they.
Speaker 1: Had a baby. It's like what a whirlwin, Like I've
Speaker 1: had a fuck the last twelve months. Like it genuinely
Speaker 1: brought me so much joy and it's kind of put
Speaker 1: different things in different perspectives from me, which is it's
Speaker 1: been a lovely week.
Speaker 2: I mean, bloody hell, isn't really going to be spoiled
Speaker 2: rotten certainly should be a brad of a thing because
Speaker 2: she was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a slippery slope.
Speaker 6: She'll be on the podcast in a year.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, guest hosting, no doubt. Yeah, So I'm at.
Speaker 6: Uncle, congratulate gratulations you.
Speaker 1: And I Mitch both uncles. Jenny, you're a convicted felon. Yep,
Speaker 1: that's the show.
Speaker 6: That's us.
Speaker 1: That's the rebrand we need. Are we couple of uncles
Speaker 1: now a couple of uncles? Rude shocks of young unclehood?
Speaker 2: No, I was going to say, remember we're toying with
Speaker 2: changing it from rude shocks of young adulthood because apparently
Speaker 2: we've outgrown it. Literally we're not young adults. But I
Speaker 2: definitely said some seventeen year old. Surely we could lean
Speaker 2: into like you know how everyone's like, oh the fun
Speaker 2: aren't energy, which you'd be like everyone's favorite I'm not
Speaker 2: saying uncles, but everyone's favorite uncle.
Speaker 1: Uncles. Fucking uncles. Oh, I think it'll need some time
Speaker 1: you uncle in there.
Speaker 2: Now that it works, now that we're both uncles, a
Speaker 2: couple of uncles and a couple of uncles. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: then that makes it sound creepy, doesn't it.
Speaker 1: Come and have a seat. It goes up with your
Speaker 1: favorite uncle? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, just sounds like old man.
Speaker 2: That's really ages, doesn't it.
Speaker 1: Let's keep the branding we are getting. All that we
Speaker 1: are getting, it's really bad. Actually, look at my crows feet,
Speaker 1: Look at mine.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, if I had enough bowie, you can't say,
Speaker 2: hey that you are old.
Speaker 3: We're so as Helen Keller once said, this podcast is
Speaker 3: fucking dope you're listening to?
Speaker 1: Is it just now?
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, in episode two hundred and twenty, which comes out
Speaker 2: on Wednesday, I will be bringing to you another fuck
Speaker 2: up of mind that happened on stage at a comedy show.
Speaker 1: I don't mind admitting to my failures. It's fine, okay,
Speaker 1: but where does it come from? As someone brought it
Speaker 1: to your attention or you realize you did it in
Speaker 1: the moment you were there?
Speaker 3: Was I?
Speaker 1: Yeah, did you catch my fact?
Speaker 2: You were the first person to bring it up after
Speaker 2: the show?
Speaker 6: What happened?
Speaker 3: I was very not.
Speaker 1: I bought you a drink after the show, I know.
Speaker 2: But then you did bring up the error, which is fine.
Speaker 2: I didn't spiral at all.
Speaker 1: It's fine. Oh I remember this. Here we go. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's not bad. It's not bad. It's a different mistake.
Speaker 1: Jenna wasn't there, you know what happened? I thought you
Speaker 1: were there, but it was actually just a mop in
Speaker 1: the corner.
Speaker 3: That was me.
Speaker 1: I thought, there she is, No, that's that's just a mop.
Speaker 1: She hasn't watched her hair for the occasional.
Speaker 6: Route that's from Bunny at least so skinny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you look so good.
Speaker 4: She's found these empig do you want to hear my Yes,
Speaker 4: I'm so beyond ready. I don't think you'll like it.
Speaker 1: That's fine. It's been a quite bit of contrast. It's good.
Speaker 1: I'm an uncle now, you know. Easy, breezy, I've got
Speaker 1: spawn in this world?
Speaker 5: Have you got that?
Speaker 1: Like post baby gli Yeah? And I've still got the tummy.
Speaker 1: It's going down, all right.
Speaker 2: All right, here we go, Brad Leay, Is it just me?
Speaker 2: It's the New York Times mini crossword? A load of bullshit.
Speaker 1: This was coming just because you're not as quick as
Speaker 1: I am. I hate it.
Speaker 2: I absolutely hate it.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 2: I already don't believe myself to be the smartest person
Speaker 2: on planet Earth, but I've never felt more dumb as
Speaker 2: dog shit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I agree, it's tough. I actually think there are
Speaker 4: more liars in our midst than we know.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Yes, you understand what I'm saying now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I posted you. We just spoke about this last week.
Speaker 1: It was my gym Monday.
Speaker 2: I've had seven days of fucking using this stupid crossword
Speaker 2: and I hate it.
Speaker 1: Well, Mitchell, your message me yesterday, and what did you say?
Speaker 1: It was very funny. I wanted to put on my
Speaker 1: story it read.
Speaker 2: Something along the lines of fuck this crossword shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was. It's exactly what it was. Yeah, fuck
Speaker 1: this crossword shit.
Speaker 2: I just don't believe anyone that says that they're getting
Speaker 2: it done in fifteen seconds. Yeah, I've not done one
Speaker 2: in under two or three minutes.
Speaker 6: But it takes me like fifteen seconds to read the question.
Speaker 3: Like.
Speaker 4: The thing is, some people treat it like a good
Speaker 4: daily bit of fun. Others treat it like sport, like
Speaker 4: they're predator hunting alien.
Speaker 2: They're like, you've crossed over interweating it like sport.
Speaker 1: You're that obsessed. I am, but only because the people
Speaker 1: I'm surrounded with it. Stephen, my boyfriend is insane. Grace,
Speaker 1: who produces my radio show, does it in She did
Speaker 1: yesterday's in thirteen seconds. I just don't believe it.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, you can't do it in thirteen second.
Speaker 2: The problem I have with it, and the reason I'm
Speaker 2: so sass, is that how the fuck are we in
Speaker 2: Australia expected to know all this American trivia? Yeah, there's
Speaker 2: a lot of assumed American shit in there. Yeah, Like
Speaker 2: one of the questions that we had when we did
Speaker 2: it on the podcast is stupid bullshit crossword? It was
Speaker 2: now a published brand that sounds like two letters of
Speaker 2: the alphabet, and it was Essie, we don't have that here,
Speaker 2: how are we expected to get that?
Speaker 1: That's true?
Speaker 3: There was another one about American financial interests, yeah something,
Speaker 3: or Windy City.
Speaker 1: Airport was, Oh, how the fuck I've been there? What Chicago?
Speaker 1: I've never made Chicago's airport is no?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what about shallowest of the Great Lakes? Don't tell
Speaker 2: me you got that?
Speaker 1: It's eerie? How because I expected to know all this shit.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing.
Speaker 6: They're the ones I look googled.
Speaker 4: No, there's actually an art to it. Stephen taught me this.
Speaker 4: You have to go with the dumb ones that you
Speaker 4: get straight away.
Speaker 1: Like the problem is none of them are dumb enough
Speaker 1: for me. But Wednesday of last week was like green
Speaker 1: ogre in swamp Shrek. That's a bit tricky, could have
Speaker 1: been fia.
Speaker 6: That's true.
Speaker 1: True, Okay, good point, Okay, Ei the Shrek.
Speaker 4: Then you already have those letters, So then you go
Speaker 4: to a word that has you've already answered one of them.
Speaker 2: I understand how they work, but it just that's not
Speaker 2: enough for me. I still have nobody what to go off?
Speaker 2: Have you done today's Yeah, it's seven minutes.
Speaker 1: Oh what did I do? I hate it? Let me
Speaker 1: check today. Today wasn't strong for me.
Speaker 2: I believe I would be much more successful at this
Speaker 2: if there was like Ozzie trivia.
Speaker 6: So, oh yeah, have a pen each Oh okay, I've
Speaker 6: made my own.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is so fine, kidding, this is
Speaker 1: what they should be. Don't look at the answers. Well
Speaker 1: I don't have them. I'm holding them here, so you're
Speaker 1: having a peak.
Speaker 2: Sorry, here you go, Mitchener, I've printed off one eee.
Speaker 4: Are you gonna Oh my god, I'll give you the
Speaker 4: clue again, right, but you're going to read them, so
Speaker 4: it's going to be hard. You can't speed through it.
Speaker 1: I'll trust me.
Speaker 2: I've made it Mitchell Kumbe's level of easy.
Speaker 1: If you beat me, Jenna, absolutely, I'm gonna actually push you.
Speaker 2: So this is like trivia, but with a slight let's say,
Speaker 2: Bogan skew. Okay, sixty seconds on the clock.
Speaker 1: Are you ready? Hold on?
Speaker 6: I'm nervous now.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So we're going to start with one across or
Speaker 1: one down. One across. Can we put this on there?
Speaker 1: We can't put it on the socials because we're going
Speaker 1: to give the answers away. Well you can. You can
Speaker 1: do it while we do it. Pause this podcast right now,
Speaker 1: we'll put it on.
Speaker 4: We'll put it on the Indurian Idiots Facebook grip and
Speaker 4: you can pause it and do it at live.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sixty seconds on the clock.
Speaker 1: Are you ready?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 1: One across cap and oh you got it?
Speaker 2: Kim yep, one down, Brett's Dog fuck Jenna, Oh do
Speaker 2: I answer?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll load. It's a fucking podcast. Kudo Cujo, Hey Juke,
Speaker 1: Cujo got it?
Speaker 2: Yep, Cujo's Kath and Kim. Six across a big fucking rock,
Speaker 2: poor bing seven across, not happy Jan got it And
Speaker 2: if she had assie mates, what would they call her?
Speaker 1: Was a nickname?
Speaker 2: Jenno Jano Eight across, Oh, it's beIN night Love. Can
Speaker 2: you remind me to take out the bins?
Speaker 1: No, Kujo, it's oh eight across.
Speaker 2: Also a restaurant in bondi Otto Yeah, yeah, No one
Speaker 2: calls it a motto. Nine across we made I've had
Speaker 2: too much to drink? Can you go?
Speaker 1: Jo? Yep? More.
Speaker 2: Three down, I would drive, but I'm too How much
Speaker 2: would I fucking slay this ship if it was Australian?
Speaker 1: True, that's incredible. I'm so impressed.
Speaker 2: Fun.
Speaker 4: I think we should put what's in the kiddo into
Speaker 4: developing an app.
Speaker 1: Totally we'd make money.
Speaker 2: That's inversion of this NYC crap.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, alright, I'm looking at this. It doesn't it
Speaker 4: doesn't check out. Mitchell, You've done a great job. I
Speaker 4: don't mean to criticize, but two down isn't a word.
Speaker 4: You've not matched them, right, Ilat.
Speaker 1: I gave up.
Speaker 2: It's actually really fucking hard making across the broad Just
Speaker 2: so you know, I thought I did well to feel
Speaker 2: that ready, columns.
Speaker 1: Of course you're listening to Is it just me got
Speaker 1: something on your mind? Hit up at a couple of
Speaker 1: Mitches on Instagram to get yourself on the show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's now our turn to kick back and relanx
Speaker 4: and let you really do the work, because we.
Speaker 1: Do too much for once. Let the idiots through the work.
Speaker 4: I agree, And you know, I know you probably thought, God,
Speaker 4: this is nice of Mitches to create a segment where
Speaker 4: they hear from us.
Speaker 1: Maybe this is so we can relax pretty much. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't do much.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean that's your life on this prograst. So
Speaker 1: the whole thing for you is just is it just you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Although I do enjoy hearing from our idiots, they come
Speaker 2: up with some cracking in gems of their own, don't they.
Speaker 1: And so I'm terrible ones.
Speaker 4: I get some dms like Mitch big fan of It's Jim,
Speaker 4: It's about it, g four m and terrible as I know.
Speaker 1: Is it just me or a new bomb? Baby's gorgeous?
Speaker 1: I mean it's not just them. I guess they're gorgeous.
Speaker 2: Yeah, gorgeous in the eye of the beholder. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: said I've seen some mounted looking babies as I.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, ones look like almonds, for God's sake,
Speaker 1: look like what almonds?
Speaker 3: What? Oh?
Speaker 2: Here we go?
Speaker 1: Oh fuck off almonds. Oh, I know I'm saying that
Speaker 1: we eat almonds. Almonds? What you really need to exaggerate
Speaker 1: the air that much. It's like almond.
Speaker 2: No, it's not, Yes, it is as like an like.
Speaker 1: Arm almond, oldmand. That's not right. Almond is dumb. You're
Speaker 1: missing the ale. Almond.
Speaker 6: No, that's how it's pronounced. It's not almond.
Speaker 2: What do you say, parlem reader, No, you say palm.
Speaker 4: Stop The reason I'm embarrassed because I know it sounds dumb,
Speaker 4: but I can't stop it.
Speaker 1: Almonds. Fuck? Oh, I'm so mad at myself. Can you
Speaker 1: order a coffee for me? What would you say to
Speaker 1: them at the cafe? Can I get an almond cat?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Okay, ready, look at what lim I'm holding out? Yeah,
Speaker 2: your arm and that just goes mind on the end.
Speaker 2: All right, Almond, I'll say it again. No, I'm not
Speaker 2: Armond like a pirate Aramond. All right, let's go to Woollongong.
Speaker 2: We're gonna dial up LEXI today now, she said, I'm
Speaker 2: on my way to work. That's just for context she
Speaker 2: wanted to know.
Speaker 1: Okay, hello, Oh my god Lexi and Wollongong.
Speaker 5: Hi, Hello lovers. How are you pretty good?
Speaker 2: I'm a bit worried that you're on the phone. Will
Speaker 2: driving my love be able to pull over?
Speaker 5: Or I'm I'm on a toll road?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Someone makes my good money.
Speaker 5: No, someone just can't be bothered to spend ten more
Speaker 5: minutes on the highway.
Speaker 2: Fair enough, it sounds all right, Actually it's not the worst.
Speaker 1: Just have a nice new car.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I actually do. I did buy. I
Speaker 5: bought myself a divorced car. So I do have a
Speaker 5: brand new car divorce. It's a divorce car. I'm obsessed
Speaker 5: with it.
Speaker 1: I love the already congratulates. I was going to say,
Speaker 1: lexis giving me, like LEXI fucks that she ought not
Speaker 1: be fucked with. Exactly right, well, clearly with that divorce.
Speaker 5: Actually no, not in the divorce car. Because the divorce
Speaker 5: car has leather seats, So in the divorce car that.
Speaker 1: You want to you don't want to get juices all
Speaker 1: over the cloth seats. That's true.
Speaker 5: Well, actually no, there is. There is a dog tlf
Speaker 5: in the back, so we can do it on the
Speaker 5: that's fun.
Speaker 1: Let's see how fresh is the divorce.
Speaker 5: Will It happened twenty twenty one, and then my dad
Speaker 5: was like, because I'm very impulsive and may have picked
Speaker 5: up on that, Dad was like, wait till everything's finalized,
Speaker 5: then put you deposit down on the car. So I did,
Speaker 5: and then they were like, great, thank you so much, congratulations, honey,
Speaker 5: that'll be a two year wait for the car.
Speaker 6: I was like, what, so I just got my car?
Speaker 2: Did you really have your heart set on this one
Speaker 2: type of car.
Speaker 5: Yes, because I wanted a big some roof, like the
Speaker 5: big interior sum roof and leather seats all I wanted.
Speaker 5: My dad wanted like all these safety features and like,
Speaker 5: you know, it doesn't have fucking ffr. See it breaks
Speaker 5: the podcast.
Speaker 1: Remember that, I don't want them to tune out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's going to ask? What sort of car is it?
Speaker 2: But then I remember the you could say anything and
Speaker 2: I'd be like, oh.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that one with leather seed, one with leather seed
Speaker 5: and a.
Speaker 1: Dog, Matt.
Speaker 4: Women can have it all, they can. Yeah, yeah, all right,
Speaker 4: Jenna's writing this down too. I can see you've never
Speaker 4: been married in this lifetime.
Speaker 6: I don't try.
Speaker 1: And you have a cat, one complete opposite of Jenna's life.
Speaker 5: Oh my god? Can I just say I got a cat?
Speaker 5: And then I was like super nervous about it because
Speaker 5: I was like, did I suck up and getting a cat?
Speaker 5: This is mannic just mayhem. And then it was like
Speaker 5: thank you, Jerry. And then it was then like the
Speaker 5: same week Jenna and Mitch were talking about how great
Speaker 5: it is having a cat and how it was like
Speaker 5: the best choice they ever made, and I was like,
Speaker 5: you know what, this feels universal. So thanks guys.
Speaker 1: You in that moment.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Like I took it home from at work
Speaker 5: and I was like, this guy's shitting in my poplant.
Speaker 5: He's ruining my life.
Speaker 1: Enough about your ex husband, though, you don't let.
Speaker 5: Me feel so much better about getting a cat.
Speaker 2: So much about Welcome to the Crazy cat Lady Club, Darlan.
Speaker 4: Welcome, Like, so you seem so impressionable. She's like, I'm
Speaker 4: getting a divorce car, I'm getting a podcast cat. All right, Well, Bradley,
Speaker 4: can't you in? And then you hit us with your
Speaker 4: is it just you something you've noticed you hate to appreciate?
Speaker 1: Okay, Donning, let's gay? Is it just me?
Speaker 5: Did we all just kind of like forget about the Olympics?
Speaker 1: Honestly? Yes?
Speaker 2: Someone mentioned that it was happening what this week at
Speaker 2: the time this episode comes out, and I was like.
Speaker 1: Jenna, and no, you're on that old old state radio station.
Speaker 2: I'm not even certainly allowed to mention it on the podcast.
Speaker 4: We're not actually so yeah, broadcast rules. Yeah, because a
Speaker 4: certain network pay for the media right, Channel nine this
Speaker 4: year have the media.
Speaker 1: Rights to the sporting event, Yes, the games, the game?
Speaker 1: What should we call it, Lexi, we have to use code. Well, no, Jenna,
Speaker 1: you know, and we'd know because yes.
Speaker 6: We normally refer to just the games.
Speaker 1: The game. You can't say you can't refer to the
Speaker 1: athletes as the name of the events, correct, So you
Speaker 1: have to call them athletes or sports people sports swimmers discusses.
Speaker 1: It's actually a head on air if you don't have
Speaker 1: the media right. Yeah, yeah, but also did you get this, Lexi?
Speaker 4: Honest to god, I love the song, but I don't
Speaker 4: think it fits. The official song of the Paras Olympics
Speaker 4: is espresso.
Speaker 1: By that, I don't know.
Speaker 6: To be talking about it that much is going to
Speaker 6: sue us for millions.
Speaker 5: I didn't even know it was in Paris? Is it
Speaker 5: in Paris?
Speaker 1: Allegedly? I don't know. They're swimming, they're swimming in the river,
Speaker 1: in the river river.
Speaker 3: That's so boo.
Speaker 5: She I don't even know it's expressed though.
Speaker 1: I don't even know that she's the official commercial. She's
Speaker 1: talking to a bird. Okay, it's actually terrible, Like it's
Speaker 1: so dumb.
Speaker 4: She's sitting in Paris drinking espresso, and then she starts
Speaker 4: a conversation with the bird, who talks back to her
Speaker 4: in bird, I feel like.
Speaker 5: That's the only part of this that actually makes sense.
Speaker 1: No, it's really stupid. She's like, oh, hi, you are handsome,
Speaker 1: and it goes yeah.
Speaker 4: I'm in Paris for the Olympics. I'm so excited to
Speaker 4: see the Australians US the Olympia at the It's hard, right,
Speaker 4: I hate It's like a game. It's like operation I
Speaker 4: keep buzzing out.
Speaker 2: It's because Channel nine have the broadcast rights. As it said,
Speaker 2: you know what we should do. We should make this
Speaker 2: our mission to save up enough that we buy the
Speaker 2: broadcast rights and then we just don't broadcast.
Speaker 1: We don't put it out there. I want to actually
Speaker 1: see how much it costs.
Speaker 4: We shut it down it's funny, or maybe we don't
Speaker 4: go for the athletic event. Yes, we buy something else,
Speaker 4: like could we potentially buy the media rights to the Ballarat?
Speaker 1: What's that race? The two thousand? Oh? The bath is
Speaker 1: one down? This one thousand? Can we buy the Balarat two?
Speaker 2: I'm detecting that you don't particularly give a funk either
Speaker 2: about the game, Slexi.
Speaker 5: Well, I like I can believe for good. I was
Speaker 5: watching the Origin last night. The only football I ever
Speaker 5: get into and in the ad yeah NRLs, yeah forty.
Speaker 5: And in the ads there was an ad for the
Speaker 5: Olympics and I was like, what the fuck when is
Speaker 5: the Olympics?
Speaker 1: You just said it and I was like, oh, we
Speaker 1: have to pay a.
Speaker 5: Sorry, take it out of my pole account. But I
Speaker 5: was like, what the fun when does that start? And
Speaker 5: it said like starting in like next week. I just
Speaker 5: feel like back in the day we used to have
Speaker 5: like legends, like I.
Speaker 2: Know and like being honest, Slexi, surely you remember where
Speaker 2: you were when the bloody Sydney Olympics opening ceremony.
Speaker 5: Was Nikki Webster become the fuck off freeman?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Ian thought back when he was straight right.
Speaker 5: And like I gun to my head, could not name
Speaker 5: an athlete.
Speaker 1: Current insane. I don't know.
Speaker 5: Shane war Honor, he died in Bali.
Speaker 1: It's still too thing. Guess get this.
Speaker 4: Australia's biggest media company, Nine Entertainment, we have to keep saving.
Speaker 4: Paid three hundred and five million dollars for the exclusive
Speaker 4: rights to the next five Olympic Games, all the way
Speaker 4: through to the Milano Cortina Winter Olympics in twenty thirty.
Speaker 1: We're only a few t shirts sales shot will be right.
Speaker 6: And also we only want the summer ones. I don't.
Speaker 6: We don't care about Olympic the winter.
Speaker 5: I've never once watched the Winter Olympic. Yeah once in
Speaker 5: my life.
Speaker 4: Well maybe you've got a point lesi because the Commonwealth
Speaker 4: Games in Brisbane were canned to they they were whybe
Speaker 4: they just canceled.
Speaker 6: Them, that's something. But they were there and then they
Speaker 6: got them again and didn't want them.
Speaker 2: They withdrew anything. Yeah, they were like, forget it, you
Speaker 2: can't come.
Speaker 5: Here because it wasn't the I remember the twenty twenty
Speaker 5: Olympics was meant to be in Gay Olympics. So sorry
Speaker 5: it wasn't meant to be in Japan because I was
Speaker 5: meant to go to Japan in twenty twenty. And then,
Speaker 5: you know, with something about a big blue happens, I
Speaker 5: feel like it just really killed the buzz because then
Speaker 5: it stopped the whole flour.
Speaker 1: You killed a lot of people worse than that.
Speaker 5: Actually, that was a really bad analogy.
Speaker 1: I'm so shuck. I wouldn't have said that.
Speaker 2: By the way, before we let you go, who even
Speaker 2: won the Origin? I didn't watch your care go.
Speaker 5: To the blue one.
Speaker 1: Overall, yeah, the decider.
Speaker 5: Actually, it was a really good game and it will
Speaker 5: be the only football I will watch for the next
Speaker 5: twelve months. So I will act like I can be
Speaker 5: a part of straight man conversations for the next week
Speaker 5: and it.
Speaker 1: Will really do this. Mitch up the bloke.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 1: I'm an nurl boy. My dad played for the nrlod
Speaker 1: Well you didn't do it with me the Blaze we
Speaker 1: did it, boys.
Speaker 5: Can Jenna just do it on our own?
Speaker 6: Okay, up the blows?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, thank you one.
Speaker 1: Straight listener we had. Thank you, Lexi.
Speaker 4: If you want to get in touch as well and
Speaker 4: have an is is it just you of your own
Speaker 4: on the show? You can send us a text on
Speaker 4: this number.
Speaker 3: Oh for to No.
Speaker 2: Two zero two, or messages that couple of me. And
Speaker 2: by the way, LEXI make sure prize keep it. JENNTT
Speaker 2: sends you your gorgeous type bag is it?
Speaker 1: Thank you for coming on.
Speaker 5: Honestly, thanks guys, have gorgeous by.
Speaker 6: Lexi, I love you too.
Speaker 5: Jenn divorce car babe.
Speaker 1: She was sweet. I liked her. I liked her. Some
Speaker 1: of them, I hate to be honest, really, oh, some
Speaker 1: of them are at a waste time.
Speaker 2: I know you wonder why some people pull out last
Speaker 2: minute and say I'm too nervous to come on because
Speaker 2: people like you say.
Speaker 1: I hate them, people like me. It's my podcast. You
Speaker 1: hate them? I like them all? No, I like them all.
Speaker 6: How convinced?
Speaker 1: Should we call it the Olympics? That can be our
Speaker 1: code word? Or is that far too No?
Speaker 6: But it's still got it in the word.
Speaker 2: What if we just say Olympics and we say no, no,
Speaker 2: we swop the vow, it's an e Olympics.
Speaker 4: I don't think that'll stand up in a quarter of war. Yeah,
Speaker 4: three hundred and five million, nine urs.
Speaker 2: I'll show them the transcription from the episode. I clearly
Speaker 2: said Olympics like.
Speaker 1: Election, but we eat L L E. Yeah, Olympics. What
Speaker 1: the hyphen?
Speaker 6: What if your name was l Olympics?
Speaker 1: Well, you're fat, You're absolutely doomed. You actually can't speak
Speaker 1: for the next four weeks. See you in court. Olympics.
Speaker 1: Olympics is a great drag man. Yeah, Olympics. All right,
Speaker 1: let's go. Thank you for listening, Please leave us five stars.
Speaker 1: I've been noticing that there there's been a bulk in
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Speaker 1: reade out quickly. Yeah, you're better. Why not?
Speaker 2: I don't actually keep an eye them, Thank god you
Speaker 2: do all the time.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 4: Mc kkko says, I'm sorry, I'm late, but I'm hooked.
Speaker 4: I often see TikTok highlights but laugh and laugh, but
Speaker 4: I've never committed to the show. The last few days,
Speaker 4: I've needed a laugh, so I started going back and
Speaker 4: listening to previous steps. This morning, I was cruising home
Speaker 4: at the gym put on episode eighty five. I honestly
Speaker 4: had to pull over from Ugly Crime.
Speaker 1: What was the epithode eighty five? Let me look remember,
Speaker 1: just riding.
Speaker 4: Is to make my jaw go all weird, like it
Speaker 4: wants to start laughing again thinking about well, that's a condition.
Speaker 1: I ping after shot.
Speaker 4: Honestly have not laughed so hard over six months. I'd say,
Speaker 4: you guys are absolutely the right amount of funny and inappropriate,
Speaker 4: and I'm leaving for it. Thank you for turning my
Speaker 4: frown upside down.
Speaker 2: Courts Oh You're welcome, darling Courts' was that court You'll
Speaker 2: hate this Dienner episode eighty five with top Dog with
Speaker 2: nap penfold.
Speaker 1: Yikes, she said eighty five, didn't she Yeah, she did
Speaker 1: nap pen folds due for another visit on the show.
Speaker 3: I bumped into her at the midyear party for our
Speaker 3: work and I opened the stall door in the toilets
Speaker 3: and she was there.
Speaker 6: The first thing she.
Speaker 3: Said was Wow, that's the stent And I said, who
Speaker 3: do you think you are? Just like when am I
Speaker 3: on the podcast again? And I said, never, we're having
Speaker 3: this conversation now, mid PLoP.
Speaker 1: Really was she sitting making eye contact with you? Yes?
Speaker 1: Why don't she look at the door of the pig
Speaker 1: because she is a pig she is. That's kind of
Speaker 1: a charm.
Speaker 4: I love black Panther just works here at the iHeartRadio
Speaker 4: conglomerate building at Pepsi Palace, So we'll have.
Speaker 1: To get her back.
Speaker 6: She's broken a leg so she can't get and she's.
Speaker 1: Broken a relationship. That's true.
Speaker 6: Broken heart and broken leg.
Speaker 1: That's often go hand in hands. All right, guys, we're Dade.
Speaker 2: We will see you all in a couple of days,
Speaker 2: catch you on Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Gets by bye?
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Speaker 2: A welcome to a to d brief. Our secret segment
Speaker 2: on the end. Yeah, we just pretend to show it's done,
Speaker 2: but it's not. We keep talking shit here correct?
Speaker 1: That was Mitchell That crosswage we did earlier in the
Speaker 1: show fantastic.
Speaker 6: It was so much fun.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm not kidding. We should actually make an app,
Speaker 1: but we should caught. We should mate.
Speaker 2: Do you know how hard it was for me to
Speaker 2: do that? Like my brain power was gone. I was
Speaker 2: spent after doing one crossword and one of the columns
Speaker 2: isn't even a word?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I elated, elatted.
Speaker 2: What are the letters that I've gotten? This nonsensical column?
Speaker 1: I L A T D ladder. Also, no one says
Speaker 1: can we take the oddos out for bins? Well it fit? God,
Speaker 1: I missed one? Whatzone in no?
Speaker 6: Four down?
Speaker 1: Four down? It just built itself. Didn't tell us you've
Speaker 1: already done it? Oh ru Yeah, ruths the clue that was.
Speaker 2: Going to be if you're driving it this time and
Speaker 2: I watch out for Yeah.
Speaker 4: It's funny because when that happens when you're playing the app,
Speaker 4: it's so good, Like you don't even have to do
Speaker 4: a word because automatically, because you've done the others, it
Speaker 4: just builds itself.
Speaker 1: That's such a nice.
Speaker 2: Well that's how far I got coming up with the words.
Speaker 2: And then I thought too down, I went, fuck that.
Speaker 1: Word, well, Mitchell, really hard. Fuck. I pay for the
Speaker 1: subscription on New York Times, So do I? Now? Do
Speaker 1: you pay? I was like, I'll get the yearly one.
Speaker 1: So I so, I hate it.
Speaker 2: I'm deleting it.
Speaker 1: I do the Daily. Look how big it is?
Speaker 2: Oh, I can't even do the mini Indy.
Speaker 4: What's indy five hundred directive drive Indy five hundreds of
Speaker 4: race drive? But like, let's go to a random one, ready,
Speaker 4: like a random around, just to say how hard it
Speaker 4: is New Jersey Burrow, known for its shopping malls.
Speaker 1: How the fuck would I know that?
Speaker 4: We wouldn't Jersey, We wouldn't neon sign outsign a motel
Speaker 4: outside of Hopeton?
Speaker 1: Would it be vacancy? Fake? No vacancy? No, it's four letters.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. It's tough. Oh god full No.
Speaker 1: I hate this. Turn it off and try. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to finish it. It's good for the brain. It
Speaker 1: is good for the brain.
Speaker 2: It is good, really, because I've had infuriating you know.
Speaker 4: Speaking of America, I am I don't know why. I
Speaker 4: think it was because I was in the States four
Speaker 4: like the debate, which was obviously so bad for Joe Barten.
Speaker 4: I mean, I hate when Australian to talk about American
Speaker 4: politics because it's weird. But I am like hooked on
Speaker 4: this current election ship.
Speaker 2: Oh god, do you want to come over say Sean
Speaker 2: has someone to talk to about it?
Speaker 4: Oh my, I forgot Sean is in politics.
Speaker 2: No, he's almost unhealthfully obsessed is I'm like, perhaps, Well,
Speaker 2: no he's not. He's getting so stressed about it to
Speaker 2: the point where I'm like, maybe we should turn the
Speaker 2: telling off.
Speaker 1: Something that's enough news for one day. I'm going to
Speaker 1: message him right now.
Speaker 6: What did he think of shooting?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: That was a whole kerfuffle in our house. He went
Speaker 2: through every range of emotion possible. It was what did
Speaker 2: you dis mess it?
Speaker 1: My boyfriend?
Speaker 4: I said him a podcast. I send him a podcast
Speaker 4: that I listened to. I want to know if you
Speaker 4: did you give any context because I wanted to be
Speaker 4: present in the in the moment.
Speaker 2: He said that this is his favorite podcast. I don't
Speaker 2: even know if he listens to others.
Speaker 1: He listens to his podcast That is actually so sweet
Speaker 1: and no, so does Steven It's nice to have a
Speaker 1: partner that actually is sort of aware.
Speaker 6: That's nice.
Speaker 1: How are you gender in the partners in the partner
Speaker 1: around anyone floating around for you?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 6: Not at the moment.
Speaker 1: She was just like, I'm married.
Speaker 2: I've been married for five years.
Speaker 1: You met Bruce last summer. I talk about him all
Speaker 1: the time.
Speaker 6: Break getting a divorce.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'll hear the divorce car. Yeah, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: What did I buy my in my breakup? Have you
Speaker 1: ever bought anything that's like impulse by?
Speaker 2: I don't need to be gone through a breakup to
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 1: No, but I mean I did.
Speaker 4: When I went through the big breakup, I was like, fuck,
Speaker 4: bought seven your body? Oh I didn't, Bunny, I wanted that.
Speaker 4: I went on Winter euro trip.
Speaker 1: That was an extensive trip, and I'm like, but that
Speaker 1: was so one hundred percent breakup.
Speaker 6: Fuels about six club?
Speaker 1: Yes, I did again Burguyne Burgy, Yeah, that one burg Gun.
Speaker 1: I got into burgleyn.
Speaker 4: I saw a TikTok recently, these three Aussies that were
Speaker 4: in Berlin, and they're like, come with us as we
Speaker 4: try to get into the most elusive club ever.
Speaker 1: Here we go rumories you've got to we're all black.
Speaker 1: So we're at Viney's in Berlin and they do this
Speaker 1: whole they end, they don't get let in.
Speaker 2: Poor buggers, you're discalating now that you did get I
Speaker 2: did get in. Were they going to the same club?
Speaker 2: I don't remember anything about all black, same club.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've got to we all black? What I did
Speaker 1: mention that?
Speaker 2: I think so, but I don't remember that detail. Why
Speaker 2: that's a bit funer reular feel?
Speaker 1: Is that fall down it is? Yeah, you gotta all black.
Speaker 4: It's like it's got its rooting like Sex Bondage Club
Speaker 4: like thirty years ago, and that's a black clothing event,
Speaker 4: well leather bondage, black leather, so they kind of want
Speaker 4: to keep it in that theme of black.
Speaker 1: I don't know, you're not going to get in a
Speaker 1: roxy you know, tank top? That was my plan. Jenn
Speaker 1: forgot any one more time? Oh do I need to
Speaker 1: tell you something?
Speaker 2: By the way, and what apparently, as one about idiots
Speaker 2: pointed out to me, I've been quite the hypocrite.
Speaker 1: Which is natural.
Speaker 2: We talk a lot of shit over a lot of
Speaker 2: years on this podcast. I'm bound to contradict myself at
Speaker 2: some stay natural but I got a cat cam and
Speaker 2: I get the fuss. Yes, apparently some idiot reminded me
Speaker 2: that at the time when you got your first pat,
Speaker 2: we were sitting here going get a life t did we?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I'm not even going to contest that
Speaker 2: that does sound exactly what we'd say.
Speaker 4: They could get a STEMP put in for life, and
Speaker 4: we'd be like, you fucking cow, of course you did exactly.
Speaker 1: I don't think. Oh my god. Press the microphone button
Speaker 1: and then a message to her. Yeah, and just say
Speaker 1: Isabella and see how she came.
Speaker 6: I remember my team used to take my phone and bark.
Speaker 1: That's so cruel, that's disgusting.
Speaker 2: They don't do anything that will make her uncomfortable, only
Speaker 2: comforting things.
Speaker 4: I was going to cough into the microphone, say Isabella
Speaker 4: or the animal abuse accusations.
Speaker 1: Isabella, good girl, she looked up.
Speaker 2: She's so sweet.
Speaker 1: Look at her. She looked up.
Speaker 2: Did she look pleased to hear from you? She looked
Speaker 2: terrified again, and she's never been hugely fond of you.
Speaker 2: She talks about it all the time.
Speaker 1: She eyes I can see a blinking Oh that's really funny.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. So it's a ring camera.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it's not necessarily a pet can, but that's
Speaker 2: what I'm using it for so fun.
Speaker 1: The ring cameras. Yeah yeah. But so now you've got
Speaker 1: one in your in your house. Does it record at
Speaker 1: all times? Only if motion's detected?
Speaker 2: And I fucking work from home and there all the time.
Speaker 2: If you go through my history of motion detected, it's
Speaker 2: it's me pottering around the house, nothing interesting up there.
Speaker 1: How much was it?
Speaker 2: Oh, it was like one hundred bucks or something, but
Speaker 2: like like I got it real cheap on Amazon.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah yeah, Prime Prime Day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was on special. Yeah, my god.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I am having a lot of fun with it.
Speaker 2: The other day, I was weirdly trusting. It's like I
Speaker 2: have no fucking stranger danger in me. Because a trade
Speaker 2: came over to fix my fucking exhaust fan.
Speaker 1: It wasn't working.
Speaker 2: He was an exhausted fan and I had to go
Speaker 2: to pilates and I was like, mabe, I've got to
Speaker 2: get out of here. How long will you be And
Speaker 2: he's like, oh, probably another half hour. So I said, oh,
Speaker 2: that's all right, and then he goes, I might have
Speaker 2: to pop down to my ute, and I said, I'll
Speaker 2: just leave the dorn locked.
Speaker 1: That's fine. So I left a stranger of mouse with no.
Speaker 2: He could have easily picked up the phone, called his
Speaker 2: trading mates and be in like, guys, i've got a
Speaker 2: fuckeat here, bring the ute.
Speaker 1: We're stealing his ship up. Yeah, but did you have
Speaker 1: the ring camera at that point? Yes?
Speaker 2: And I didn't get anything interesting. I was hoping to
Speaker 2: get some sort of bard or TikTok out of it.
Speaker 2: I'm going to send this to a current fair. I
Speaker 2: caught a trade flogging my ship, but no, all I.
Speaker 1: Saw him do was just whistling. Oh my god, that's
Speaker 1: so sweet. That's he was fine if it was trustworthy.
Speaker 4: I had a message in my DM someone who wanted
Speaker 4: to come on from it is it just you? And
Speaker 4: we couldn't fit them in, but they said, is it
Speaker 4: just me? Or do you find all trade is ridiculously hot?
Speaker 4: And I think there is something to it.
Speaker 3: There is a sex appeal one time, had Na they're
Speaker 3: old and so are you? No, I like significantly old, Like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like I would trust them with my life.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know what they're doing. They have to
Speaker 1: keep up with emerging technology.
Speaker 3: I don't like when they walk into my place with
Speaker 3: their dirty boots on, they're there to fix it, vacuum.
Speaker 6: Take off your boot.
Speaker 1: Don't you have hardwood face? Yeah?
Speaker 6: I don't see what the trading is.
Speaker 2: Do you have coming over? If it's an electrician? What
Speaker 2: business did they have walking in there?
Speaker 6: But the plumber came in?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Fuck, plumbers are a different story.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't like.
Speaker 1: I clogged a toilet in the US and the airbnb
Speaker 1: we were in, what did you do?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: There was a sign on the Airbnb let me show
Speaker 1: it to you, which I think actually is illegal. They
Speaker 1: didn't tell us. Have you guys ever been You've been
Speaker 1: to the Greek Islands? Right, Mitchell?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Do I even know you? Jenny, you've been to me Kinos?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Okay? When the Greek islands, you're not allowed to flush
Speaker 1: used soiled toilet paper down the toyl Yeah, there's the
Speaker 1: do you do with the yoused one? Then you put
Speaker 1: it in a waste bit? Oh, that's discussed. That's fine.
Speaker 1: That's what happened in Mikinos because the plumbing is the
Speaker 1: oldest in the world.
Speaker 6: Places as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well you guys both this was on This was
Speaker 4: the sign handwritten on the toilet in my bathroom in
Speaker 4: my airbnb in la first world country.
Speaker 2: Read it out thet There's something in that handwritten sign
Speaker 2: that makes you think it was so urgent.
Speaker 1: Yes, they couldn't even print it like quick.
Speaker 6: I just imagine this being at that Colorado ranch.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, please do not flush toilet paper down the toilet.
Speaker 2: Please put it in the bin and provided that's fun.
Speaker 4: Imagine wiping with dirty eyes and then just folding it
Speaker 4: in a toilet in a bin, and the bins were open.
Speaker 1: They didn't have that flappy lid it would you just
Speaker 1: sit there and fester.
Speaker 2: You may as well use a kiddi litter. I need
Speaker 2: to throw it up and chuck it out.
Speaker 1: So I did ship in the toilet, and I did
Speaker 1: wipe my butt, and I did flush it anyway, and
Speaker 1: it did clog. So we had to drive to a
Speaker 1: what was the hardware store called? It was something American
Speaker 1: store and I had to plunge the toilet and I
Speaker 1: fixed it. Oh that's all. It took a plunge, Yeah,
Speaker 1: a little punge. You took a plunge. But I felt
Speaker 1: so manly plunging the toilet. It felt like a plumberm oh,
Speaker 1: this is hot like wipe actually then having a look
Speaker 1: at all it, it was awful the stuff that came out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, isn't that so humbling that came out
Speaker 2: of me? Wow?
Speaker 6: Also some of it wouldn't have been yours?
Speaker 2: I know, I know.
Speaker 1: Stop.
Speaker 2: Well, we hope this podcast made at least better today.
Speaker 2: That's all just two percent?
Speaker 1: Thank you, so sorry. I missed the how one more time? Three?
Speaker 1: Two one? So we do much better? Do I need
Speaker 1: to up that?
Speaker 4: I feel like with inflation, you know, we probably need
Speaker 4: to up the percentage. I feel like everyone's a little depressed.
Speaker 2: No, we do it with the amount of years we've
Speaker 2: been active. So like it used to be two percent.
Speaker 2: We had our three year Anniverse three, were up to
Speaker 2: to three.
Speaker 1: But we've had our five year anniversary. Oh no, we
Speaker 1: haven't had the five year anivers three yet. That's not
Speaker 1: till October. Oh, but then, why aren't we at four percent? Better?
Speaker 1: We are, But because we did two episodes a week,
Speaker 1: we've split them. You were there for this conversation. I
Speaker 1: think you're the one.
Speaker 2: Remember we started doing two episodes a week as of
Speaker 2: the anniversary.
Speaker 1: Really when we turned four.
Speaker 4: And this is just me and this is not trash early,
Speaker 4: no am I all right, Faye, wouldn't recognize them in
Speaker 4: the street.
Speaker 1: They look fantastic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought we were going, oh I mean sorry, Yes,
Speaker 2: he looks It looks fucking stuny.
Speaker 1: It looks always no, of course, but you know at
Speaker 1: the moment like, oh my god, draw line snatched. That's
Speaker 1: all right, Fay. If you want to google them.
Speaker 4: When you need to wrap up the phone, call your
Speaker 4: friend fabite. She's waffling, all right, fas Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: All right, okay, I'll let you go.
Speaker 4: I better get cowing when you're at the r TA
Speaker 4: and phase next in line and you're finishing off one customer,
Speaker 4: but you've got to move on, all right.
Speaker 1: Bye?
Speaker 2: God terrible, so dumb when she's pestering you all right,
Speaker 2: face yeah.
Speaker 1: I know it happens all the time. Better go laugh
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Speaker 2: Is it just me?
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