WEBVTT - #219: Ullmond

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<v Speaker 1>Just Red stood back a couple of mitches delese yourself

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<v Speaker 1>for the rude shocks of young adulthood.

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<v Speaker 2>Mitchell fucking teary uttered the sentence to me that I

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<v Speaker 2>never thought i'd hear him say, he goes, so, what's

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<v Speaker 2>the vision?

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<v Speaker 1>I just mean, what's the vision? It's a creative term.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know you put such importance on vision. Fucking

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<v Speaker 2>Fred Highlight's over here? All of a sudden, what's the

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<v Speaker 2>guy with that?

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<v Speaker 1>Nouri and mitchual coos, I are you?

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<v Speaker 3>I like you?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, good to be here, met you. You've got matching

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<v Speaker 1>now polish to your hoodie. You need to go to Specs.

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<v Speaker 2>Save its my love. This is a deep mahogany and

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<v Speaker 2>this is purple.

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<v Speaker 1>My god, but it's close kinder like I thought you'd

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<v Speaker 1>dumb it on purpose.

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<v Speaker 4>If you're not no total accident, show me that now

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<v Speaker 4>polish that's off it. It's like a deep apple red,

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<v Speaker 4>like snow white apple red.

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<v Speaker 1>What was that apple you were banging on about last week?

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<v Speaker 1>Old red delicious? Red delicious, the red delicious?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, maybe you're inspired by me in the hoodies?

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<v Speaker 4>Nice the fashion game. Someone's been watching Trinny and Susannah, I've.

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<v Speaker 1>Owned this for about two years, but thanks for not

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<v Speaker 1>have you hoard it? I definitely have you look good?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you? Oh? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Good good.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm actually going through a breakup, if I'm being really honest. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>not Sean. Sorry I I should have left that going

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<v Speaker 2>for longer. Actually, you guys were freaking out my heart.

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<v Speaker 2>Just would I really bring it up to you that

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<v Speaker 2>way if I broke up with you?

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<v Speaker 1>Would actually wouldn't he give you a welcome?

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<v Speaker 4>You?

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<v Speaker 1>Actually would?

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<v Speaker 5>That is so you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to be the boy who cried break up.

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<v Speaker 6>I feel sick.

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<v Speaker 1>Instantly I was team Sean. I don't know what that

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<v Speaker 1>says about friendship. Sorry, but my instine thought was what

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<v Speaker 1>have you done? Instantly? What have you done to my show?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so now it's another professional breakup. Remember I was

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<v Speaker 2>really heartbroken about breaking up with my hair dress the

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<v Speaker 2>Franco because he left me, yes, I do, with no

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<v Speaker 2>way of contacting him. So now it's my psychiatrist. Noah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's been with me since I was eighteen, the start

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<v Speaker 2>of the bloody ADHD medication prescription.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, not our psychologist, no psychiatrist. He plans to give

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<v Speaker 1>you the drugs. I've got a real team of people

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<v Speaker 1>keeping you up. But he said to me, God, just

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<v Speaker 1>doctor Greg.

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<v Speaker 2>We see each other every six months to get a

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<v Speaker 2>new prescription, okay, and it's the shortest appointment ever. It's like,

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<v Speaker 2>are they still working great, here's more meds.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>And then he said to me, recently, you know that

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<v Speaker 2>now that you've been taking this for a while, I

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<v Speaker 2>can give authority for just the GP to give you

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<v Speaker 2>the medication.

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<v Speaker 1>But it would mean no more appointments with me.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, Greg, don't think I haven't valued

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<v Speaker 2>our time together. But you're three hundred bucks apart every

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<v Speaker 2>six months. That's six hundred a year just for some meds.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to the GP see but it still hurts

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<v Speaker 2>having to say goodbye.

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<v Speaker 1>But I almost feel like he broke up with you now.

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<v Speaker 2>He just offered the suggestion, and I was like, I

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<v Speaker 2>feel bad that he's given me the option. I have

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<v Speaker 2>to be the one to make the choice.

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<v Speaker 4>Very ethical of him, But God, if I was in

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<v Speaker 4>Greek position, I would never tell my clients that that's

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<v Speaker 4>an option I want to.

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<v Speaker 1>Breaking in that it's very good, especially it's a bit mental,

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<v Speaker 1>Like clearly, I mean i'd be like abused, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>take the cash.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, breaken up with doctor Greig after fuck, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not good at math. How long has it been since

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<v Speaker 2>I was eighteen?

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<v Speaker 6>Ten years?

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<v Speaker 4>You know what, I'm glad you did it because I

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<v Speaker 4>never broke up with my GP that I had from childhood.

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<v Speaker 4>Doctor start oxy action white. I remember, yeah, oh lovely man.

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<v Speaker 4>And then because I've got sleep apnea, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I didn't he say oh, it's so nice that

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<v Speaker 2>it's been killed or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Mum went back in to see him because she still

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<v Speaker 1>goes to him, and he's like, you know, I'm so

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<v Speaker 1>glad Mitch sleep at me was miraclely cured by divine

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<v Speaker 1>and devention.

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<v Speaker 4>I haven't seen him in three years. I mean, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>so he's so happy and healthy. No, he's like, no,

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<v Speaker 4>he's still I'm very unwell.

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<v Speaker 1>He just thinks you're terrible. It's gravely ill. But he'd

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<v Speaker 1>rather die than come back and see you.

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<v Speaker 4>When I got gonorrhea, it was so hard to get

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<v Speaker 4>the injection that I ended up going to my local

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<v Speaker 4>like going to there's a bed in his practice, you

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<v Speaker 4>can just get injections in.

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<v Speaker 1>So I studied, well.

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<v Speaker 6>There's there's a bed in his doctor the medical scent

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<v Speaker 6>correct thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so you don't have to see that GP. You

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<v Speaker 4>can just use their beds to get bloods drawn. So

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<v Speaker 4>I went in to get my injection in my left

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<v Speaker 4>ars cheek and as I was lying there whole out,

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<v Speaker 4>George walked in and went, make sure, what are you

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<v Speaker 4>doing here? This isn't how you cure sleep pattern't here?

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<v Speaker 4>And I was like, I've got gone to rio.

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<v Speaker 1>He was beside himself. He's like, you've changed. Fuck, you've changed,

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm glad you did because I went the wrong

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<v Speaker 1>way about it. You've clearly gone the right way. Amicable.

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<v Speaker 1>Split's always really nice.

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<v Speaker 2>But he goes, don't be afraid to get in touch

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<v Speaker 2>if you ever need anything, And I'm like, fuck, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to become a hypochondriact and fake shit just to

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<v Speaker 2>see Greg.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to miss it. Do you like Greg? Is

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<v Speaker 1>he nice?

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<v Speaker 2>I do? It's great because it was like my parents

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<v Speaker 2>didn't get me diagnosed. I went and did that myself,

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<v Speaker 2>basically first thing when I moved to Sydney. So it's

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<v Speaker 2>been with me since the beginning.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, knowing you you'll develop something new, so I'm sure.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll be back to it well, knowing you you might

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<v Speaker 2>provoke it within me.

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<v Speaker 1>It's true, not wrong, You're not wrong, So you know

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<v Speaker 1>it might not be goodbye to Greg? Should we get

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<v Speaker 1>him on the show?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Can we?

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<v Speaker 6>We'll just have a therapist on.

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<v Speaker 1>It would be easy for me.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, one episode of the show hosted by

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<v Speaker 4>our well, Mitch and I have the same so it

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<v Speaker 4>would be.

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<v Speaker 6>You can get Greg instead on your part.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you know if they would do that, like the

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<v Speaker 2>whole confidentiality thing, that's what I've been saying, doctor Greg,

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<v Speaker 2>no last name, No, they wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 4>My brother in law got recently diagnosed with sleep at

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<v Speaker 4>me and went I sent him to my sleep at

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<v Speaker 4>me doctor and he's like, oh, I just want the

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<v Speaker 4>mask that Mitch has, and the doctors like, given Mitch's

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<v Speaker 4>public figure, I cannot comment on the mask Mitch users.

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<v Speaker 4>And then he's like, is my brother in law? I

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<v Speaker 4>want the mask he has? Because look, Mitch's in a

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<v Speaker 4>different position to other.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm what, bro, tell him what mask I've got? You

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<v Speaker 1>see me naked? It's fine, Why is your brother in

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<v Speaker 1>law sen you naked? Long story close.

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<v Speaker 6>Family here, your fan is very close.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't just drop that and expect me not to

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<v Speaker 2>ask questions. Let's just say, your brother in law send

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<v Speaker 2>you're naked. Oh god, I've seen those porns.

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<v Speaker 1>He just wanted to make sure he was with the

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<v Speaker 1>right cheery, and he was like, yeah, I think I've

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<v Speaker 1>loved all along as absolut I'm got big a tits

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<v Speaker 1>than my sister Becky, so anymore. Actually, but the skins.

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<v Speaker 2>I was going to say, isn't she a duet to

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<v Speaker 2>be breastfeeding any day now? Like she would have huge

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<v Speaker 2>knockers on.

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<v Speaker 1>Her any moment, any moment now? Yeah, did I fucking.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell you that we discussed my ex girlfriend from high

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<v Speaker 2>school's tits on this podcast? And I said something along

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<v Speaker 2>the lines of, even though I'm gay, I can recognize

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<v Speaker 2>she's got a rack on her. Her sister heard it

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<v Speaker 2>and then showed her mother, and her mother, who used

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<v Speaker 2>to be my teacher, went up to my mother and

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<v Speaker 2>will worse and goes, I heard your son talking about

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<v Speaker 2>my daughter's breasts.

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<v Speaker 1>On his podcast. And Jane's like, what you're kidding me.

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<v Speaker 3>If somebody came up to me and said Mitchell Koombs

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<v Speaker 3>was talking about that, I'd be like, nah.

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<v Speaker 4>I think that's the first time that Sanders has ever

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<v Speaker 4>been uttered in the history of the English engage.

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<v Speaker 2>But also she wasn't like appalled, she was quite proud.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, yep, that's what her mamma gave us now

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<v Speaker 1>literally and gay Manda for around tit compliments. So no,

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<v Speaker 1>rare that I appreciate a rack. Hey, if it's your

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<v Speaker 1>first time listening welcoing to is it just me?

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<v Speaker 4>Every show we start the same with something we've noticed,

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<v Speaker 4>something we hate, or I'll tell you what something we appreciate.

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<v Speaker 4>Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know min no idea,

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<v Speaker 4>no clue mine. I think we'll blindside you guys, any

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<v Speaker 4>further details, Nah, because I don't want to.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to lead you on.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, well I would suggest that my in gym.

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<v Speaker 2>You might not like it, but hear me out.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, well when I go first, because I'm busting out

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<v Speaker 4>the seams to get mine out. Sure, Okay, go for it, Bradley,

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<v Speaker 4>count me in?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you also as of today? The first time I go,

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<v Speaker 1>I just brought that up.

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<v Speaker 3>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>Literally, should we breastpeeding soon? What I said? Speeding right now?

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<v Speaker 1>My congratulations. I'm me. I feel like the planets have

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<v Speaker 1>a lined. I am born to be an uncle.

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<v Speaker 2>I did think that there was a weird look in

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<v Speaker 2>your eyes when I mentioned your sister breastfeeding.

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<v Speaker 1>Might to look away. Little baby Remy Ray was born

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<v Speaker 1>a little girl. Okay, that's the past.

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<v Speaker 6>That's a cute newborn.

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<v Speaker 2>She is a cute Amy Ray could be a country things.

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<v Speaker 6>And I really love the name Remy.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't it. I did flag the whole rudd chilling of

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<v Speaker 1>it all, but they didn't seem to care.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh hi, she is a very She's a cute newborn,

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<v Speaker 6>isn't she ever?

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<v Speaker 1>She really is.

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<v Speaker 4>Becky and my brother in sleep Out met Kurt had

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<v Speaker 4>baby Remy. It was Monday, the step of the fuck,

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<v Speaker 4>fifteenth of July.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Remy short for Remican.

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<v Speaker 1>No it's not. It's short for Ramification. Yeah that's better.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't she cute?

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<v Speaker 3>I know?

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<v Speaker 1>So she's a.

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<v Speaker 4>I've met her, and here's what I wanted to discuss.

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<v Speaker 4>I wanted to see what you went through because you're

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<v Speaker 4>an uncle.

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<v Speaker 1>Will May many of three seemed to before fucking sister,

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<v Speaker 1>they fall out of her.

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<v Speaker 4>I went to see Remy and she was born on

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<v Speaker 4>the Monday, and I was on air, so doing the

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<v Speaker 4>night radio show on Kids, and I got like the

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<v Speaker 4>FaceTime from mum, like it's happening at like seven point.

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<v Speaker 2>Thirty and my sweet on face time washing Now.

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<v Speaker 1>My mom called to be like it's happening.

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<v Speaker 2>It's going to say close family. She'd been on FaceTime

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<v Speaker 2>being like push, push.

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<v Speaker 1>Me, have a look she's pushing.

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<v Speaker 4>No, well, it was an it was a natural. It

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<v Speaker 4>was a caesar because Becky is MS, so there's complications.

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<v Speaker 4>So they just they're like, cut it out of her.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh actually that's yeah, that's her being cut out of her.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. It's quite relaxing, doesn't it. It actually does,

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't it that that's it? Maybe covered in all the juices. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>they're good photo.

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<v Speaker 4>I was on air, so I couldn't get there. So

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<v Speaker 4>I went the next day of the Tuesday, and I thought,

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<v Speaker 4>it's been twenty four hours.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't reckon.

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<v Speaker 2>They would have wanted you there the moment it happened.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, mum and dad went, that's the moment Mum and

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<v Speaker 4>Dad met her. Look in the hospital. Oh cute, you

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<v Speaker 4>know my family like.

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<v Speaker 1>Ridiculously cliverbearing you. Becky said, come like the next day,

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<v Speaker 1>so I did. I went the next day.

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<v Speaker 4>I met little baby Ramy, a little beanie on Oh,

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<v Speaker 4>and I kind of walked up and I was like,

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<v Speaker 4>can't wait. Took my jacket off and I kind of

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<v Speaker 4>like get my arms in like the position, and Becky

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<v Speaker 4>went smile, and I was like, oh, let me, let

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<v Speaker 4>me grab her.

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<v Speaker 1>She said no, no, no selfies only.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you're not allowed to hold it with your own

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<v Speaker 2>filthy hands.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not allowed to touch Remy until she's a week old.

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<v Speaker 4>So I had to take a selfie photo, Like I'm

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<v Speaker 4>at comic Con getting a fucking photo with stan Lee.

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<v Speaker 2>It looks like remy thwalk in the red carpet and

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<v Speaker 2>she's so far in the distance and you're taking a

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<v Speaker 2>fucking photo from the sideline.

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<v Speaker 4>That photo of Jena next to fucking Alphaba Broadway backstage

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<v Speaker 4>at the stage door in New York City, smile two

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<v Speaker 4>meters away like a catch covid. I'm on vocal rest.

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<v Speaker 4>She's a new born baby, let me touch her.

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<v Speaker 1>We shared geans. What was the reason you were allowed

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<v Speaker 1>touch it? No one knows.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it because you haven't had to give back? Here's

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<v Speaker 2>the problem.

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<v Speaker 4>I paid fifty Bucks at chemist warehouse to get the

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<v Speaker 4>JAB two months ago, and I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Not allowed to touch her.

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<v Speaker 6>When can you touch it?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>Never Well apparently so mom and dad got to touch

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<v Speaker 4>it this week. So am I No, their grandparents and

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<v Speaker 4>their first time grandparents. You have your uncle, I am,

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<v Speaker 4>and I'm Uncle Mitch cool Uncle Mitch. I wouldn't know

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<v Speaker 4>all about that, Yes you would, you would, so I

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<v Speaker 4>get I think I'm going to hold her this week.

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<v Speaker 4>The hospital doing a high tea, So I'm going in

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<v Speaker 4>to have a high tea with my sister and baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are they doing that? Hoity toity hospital? Are you

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<v Speaker 1>paying for? It's a private hospital?

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<v Speaker 4>But it's it's because she got to seize her so

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<v Speaker 4>she Becky has to recover for a week because they've

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<v Speaker 4>sliced her open.

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<v Speaker 1>So I think they're like, we'll give you some sandwiches

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<v Speaker 1>and a tea with your baby.

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<v Speaker 6>And bring on together some scones.

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<v Speaker 1>That's interesting, wonder why? I don't know. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's just their personal choice, which I care about.

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<v Speaker 4>But hilarious that Remy at her twenty first I can

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<v Speaker 4>show her.

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<v Speaker 2>This photos literally like hey, fucking take him, hide and.

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<v Speaker 4>Kim, Well, that's what Mum sort of said. Mum's like,

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<v Speaker 4>by the time they have their second and if third,

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<v Speaker 4>if they want them, they'll be like take it, you know.

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<v Speaker 4>But it's first baby, Like I'm actually so excited for them,

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<v Speaker 4>Like I had.

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<v Speaker 1>A little cry and just it's just like such a

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<v Speaker 1>cheery thing, like a new baby. We've never had it.

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<v Speaker 4>My family is so close. This is but Becky had

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<v Speaker 4>a miscarriage this year, she had got diagnosed with MS

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<v Speaker 4>this year, and they.

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<v Speaker 1>Had a baby. It's like what a whirlwin, Like I've

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<v Speaker 1>had a fuck the last twelve months. Like it genuinely

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<v Speaker 1>brought me so much joy and it's kind of put

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<v Speaker 1>different things in different perspectives from me, which is it's

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<v Speaker 1>been a lovely week.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, bloody hell, isn't really going to be spoiled

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<v Speaker 2>rotten certainly should be a brad of a thing because

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<v Speaker 2>she was.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's a slippery slope.

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<v Speaker 6>She'll be on the podcast in a year.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, guest hosting, no doubt. Yeah, So I'm at.

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<v Speaker 6>Uncle, congratulate gratulations you.

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<v Speaker 1>And I Mitch both uncles. Jenny, you're a convicted felon. Yep,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the show.

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<v Speaker 6>That's us.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the rebrand we need. Are we couple of uncles

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<v Speaker 1>now a couple of uncles? Rude shocks of young unclehood?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I was going to say, remember we're toying with

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<v Speaker 2>changing it from rude shocks of young adulthood because apparently

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<v Speaker 2>we've outgrown it. Literally we're not young adults. But I

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<v Speaker 2>definitely said some seventeen year old. Surely we could lean

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<v Speaker 2>into like you know how everyone's like, oh the fun

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<v Speaker 2>aren't energy, which you'd be like everyone's favorite I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>saying uncles, but everyone's favorite uncle.

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<v Speaker 1>Uncles. Fucking uncles. Oh, I think it'll need some time

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<v Speaker 1>you uncle in there.

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<v Speaker 2>Now that it works, now that we're both uncles, a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of uncles and a couple of uncles. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 2>then that makes it sound creepy, doesn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>Come and have a seat. It goes up with your

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<v Speaker 1>favorite uncle? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, just sounds like old man.

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<v Speaker 2>That's really ages, doesn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's keep the branding we are getting. All that we

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<v Speaker 1>are getting, it's really bad. Actually, look at my crows feet,

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<v Speaker 1>Look at mine.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wait, if I had enough bowie, you can't say,

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<v Speaker 2>hey that you are old.

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<v Speaker 3>We're so as Helen Keller once said, this podcast is

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<v Speaker 3>fucking dope you're listening to?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just now?

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<v Speaker 2>Unfortunately, in episode two hundred and twenty, which comes out

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<v Speaker 2>on Wednesday, I will be bringing to you another fuck

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<v Speaker 2>up of mind that happened on stage at a comedy show.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't mind admitting to my failures. It's fine, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but where does it come from? As someone brought it

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<v Speaker 1>to your attention or you realize you did it in

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<v Speaker 1>the moment you were there?

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<v Speaker 3>Was I?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, did you catch my fact?

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<v Speaker 2>You were the first person to bring it up after

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<v Speaker 2>the show?

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<v Speaker 6>What happened?

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<v Speaker 3>I was very not.

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<v Speaker 1>I bought you a drink after the show, I know.

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<v Speaker 2>But then you did bring up the error, which is fine.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't spiral at all.

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<v Speaker 1>It's fine. Oh I remember this. Here we go. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not bad. It's not bad. It's a different mistake.

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<v Speaker 1>Jenna wasn't there, you know what happened? I thought you

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<v Speaker 1>were there, but it was actually just a mop in

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<v Speaker 1>the corner.

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<v Speaker 3>That was me.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, there she is, No, that's that's just a mop.

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<v Speaker 1>She hasn't watched her hair for the occasional.

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<v Speaker 6>Route that's from Bunny at least so skinny.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you look so good.

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<v Speaker 4>She's found these empig do you want to hear my Yes,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm so beyond ready. I don't think you'll like it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fine. It's been a quite bit of contrast. It's good.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm an uncle now, you know. Easy, breezy, I've got

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<v Speaker 1>spawn in this world?

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<v Speaker 5>Have you got that?

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<v Speaker 1>Like post baby gli Yeah? And I've still got the tummy.

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<v Speaker 1>It's going down, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, here we go, Brad Leay, Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 2>It's the New York Times mini crossword? A load of bullshit.

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<v Speaker 1>This was coming just because you're not as quick as

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<v Speaker 1>I am. I hate it.

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<v Speaker 2>I absolutely hate it.

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<v Speaker 1>Really.

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<v Speaker 2>I already don't believe myself to be the smartest person

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<v Speaker 2>on planet Earth, but I've never felt more dumb as

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<v Speaker 2>dog shit.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I agree, it's tough. I actually think there are

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<v Speaker 4>more liars in our midst than we know.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, Yes, you understand what I'm saying now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I posted you. We just spoke about this last week.

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<v Speaker 1>It was my gym Monday.

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<v Speaker 2>I've had seven days of fucking using this stupid crossword

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<v Speaker 2>and I hate it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Mitchell, your message me yesterday, and what did you say?

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<v Speaker 1>It was very funny. I wanted to put on my

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<v Speaker 1>story it read.

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<v Speaker 2>Something along the lines of fuck this crossword shit.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah it was. It's exactly what it was. Yeah, fuck

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<v Speaker 1>this crossword shit.

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<v Speaker 2>I just don't believe anyone that says that they're getting

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<v Speaker 2>it done in fifteen seconds. Yeah, I've not done one

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<v Speaker 2>in under two or three minutes.

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<v Speaker 6>But it takes me like fifteen seconds to read the question.

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<v Speaker 3>Like.

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<v Speaker 4>The thing is, some people treat it like a good

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<v Speaker 4>daily bit of fun. Others treat it like sport, like

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<v Speaker 4>they're predator hunting alien.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like, you've crossed over interweating it like sport.

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<v Speaker 1>You're that obsessed. I am, but only because the people

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<v Speaker 1>I'm surrounded with it. Stephen, my boyfriend is insane. Grace,

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<v Speaker 1>who produces my radio show, does it in She did

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<v Speaker 1>yesterday's in thirteen seconds. I just don't believe it.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm sorry, you can't do it in thirteen second.

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<v Speaker 2>The problem I have with it, and the reason I'm

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<v Speaker 2>so sass, is that how the fuck are we in

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<v Speaker 2>Australia expected to know all this American trivia? Yeah, there's

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of assumed American shit in there. Yeah, Like

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<v Speaker 2>one of the questions that we had when we did

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<v Speaker 2>it on the podcast is stupid bullshit crossword? It was

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<v Speaker 2>now a published brand that sounds like two letters of

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<v Speaker 2>the alphabet, and it was Essie, we don't have that here,

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<v Speaker 2>how are we expected to get that?

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<v Speaker 1>That's true?

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<v Speaker 3>There was another one about American financial interests, yeah something,

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<v Speaker 3>or Windy City.

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<v Speaker 1>Airport was, Oh, how the fuck I've been there? What Chicago?

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<v Speaker 1>I've never made Chicago's airport is no?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what about shallowest of the Great Lakes? Don't tell

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<v Speaker 2>me you got that?

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<v Speaker 1>It's eerie? How because I expected to know all this shit.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 6>They're the ones I look googled.

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<v Speaker 4>No, there's actually an art to it. Stephen taught me this.

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<v Speaker 4>You have to go with the dumb ones that you

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<v Speaker 4>get straight away.

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<v Speaker 1>Like the problem is none of them are dumb enough

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<v Speaker 1>for me. But Wednesday of last week was like green

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<v Speaker 1>ogre in swamp Shrek. That's a bit tricky, could have

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<v Speaker 1>been fia.

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<v Speaker 6>That's true.

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<v Speaker 1>True, Okay, good point, Okay, Ei the Shrek.

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<v Speaker 4>Then you already have those letters, So then you go

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<v Speaker 4>to a word that has you've already answered one of them.

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<v Speaker 2>I understand how they work, but it just that's not

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<v Speaker 2>enough for me. I still have nobody what to go off?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you done today's Yeah, it's seven minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh what did I do? I hate it? Let me

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<v Speaker 1>check today. Today wasn't strong for me.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe I would be much more successful at this

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<v Speaker 2>if there was like Ozzie trivia.

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<v Speaker 6>So, oh yeah, have a pen each Oh okay, I've

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<v Speaker 6>made my own.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, this is so fine, kidding, this is

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<v Speaker 1>what they should be. Don't look at the answers. Well

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have them. I'm holding them here, so you're

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<v Speaker 1>having a peak.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, here you go, Mitchener, I've printed off one eee.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you gonna Oh my god, I'll give you the

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<v Speaker 4>clue again, right, but you're going to read them, so

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<v Speaker 4>it's going to be hard. You can't speed through it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll trust me.

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<v Speaker 2>I've made it Mitchell Kumbe's level of easy.

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<v Speaker 1>If you beat me, Jenna, absolutely, I'm gonna actually push you.

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<v Speaker 2>So this is like trivia, but with a slight let's say,

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<v Speaker 2>Bogan skew. Okay, sixty seconds on the clock.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you ready? Hold on?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm nervous now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So we're going to start with one across or

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<v Speaker 1>one down. One across. Can we put this on there?

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<v Speaker 1>We can't put it on the socials because we're going

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<v Speaker 1>to give the answers away. Well you can. You can

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<v Speaker 1>do it while we do it. Pause this podcast right now,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll put it on.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll put it on the Indurian Idiots Facebook grip and

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<v Speaker 4>you can pause it and do it at live.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, sixty seconds on the clock.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you ready?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I'm ready.

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<v Speaker 1>One across cap and oh you got it?

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<v Speaker 2>Kim yep, one down, Brett's Dog fuck Jenna, Oh do

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<v Speaker 2>I answer?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we'll load. It's a fucking podcast. Kudo Cujo, Hey Juke,

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<v Speaker 1>Cujo got it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, Cujo's Kath and Kim. Six across a big fucking rock,

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<v Speaker 2>poor bing seven across, not happy Jan got it And

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<v Speaker 2>if she had assie mates, what would they call her?

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<v Speaker 1>Was a nickname?

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<v Speaker 2>Jenno Jano Eight across, Oh, it's beIN night Love. Can

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<v Speaker 2>you remind me to take out the bins?

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<v Speaker 1>No, Kujo, it's oh eight across.

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<v Speaker 2>Also a restaurant in bondi Otto Yeah, yeah, No one

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<v Speaker 2>calls it a motto. Nine across we made I've had

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<v Speaker 2>too much to drink? Can you go?

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<v Speaker 1>Jo? Yep? More.

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<v Speaker 2>Three down, I would drive, but I'm too How much

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<v Speaker 2>would I fucking slay this ship if it was Australian?

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<v Speaker 1>True, that's incredible. I'm so impressed.

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<v Speaker 2>Fun.

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<v Speaker 4>I think we should put what's in the kiddo into

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<v Speaker 4>developing an app.

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<v Speaker 1>Totally we'd make money.

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<v Speaker 2>That's inversion of this NYC crap.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, alright, I'm looking at this. It doesn't it

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<v Speaker 4>doesn't check out. Mitchell, You've done a great job. I

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<v Speaker 4>don't mean to criticize, but two down isn't a word.

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<v Speaker 4>You've not matched them, right, Ilat.

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<v Speaker 1>I gave up.

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<v Speaker 2>It's actually really fucking hard making across the broad Just

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<v Speaker 2>so you know, I thought I did well to feel

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<v Speaker 2>that ready, columns.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course you're listening to Is it just me got

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<v Speaker 1>something on your mind? Hit up at a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>Mitches on Instagram to get yourself on the show.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's now our turn to kick back and relanx

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<v Speaker 4>and let you really do the work, because we.

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<v Speaker 1>Do too much for once. Let the idiots through the work.

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<v Speaker 4>I agree, And you know, I know you probably thought, God,

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<v Speaker 4>this is nice of Mitches to create a segment where

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<v Speaker 4>they hear from us.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe this is so we can relax pretty much. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't do much.

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<v Speaker 5>No.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean that's your life on this prograst. So

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<v Speaker 1>the whole thing for you is just is it just you?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Although I do enjoy hearing from our idiots, they come

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<v Speaker 2>up with some cracking in gems of their own, don't they.

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<v Speaker 1>And so I'm terrible ones.

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<v Speaker 4>I get some dms like Mitch big fan of It's Jim,

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<v Speaker 4>It's about it, g four m and terrible as I know.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me or a new bomb? Baby's gorgeous?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it's not just them. I guess they're gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, gorgeous in the eye of the beholder. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 2>said I've seen some mounted looking babies as I.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, ones look like almonds, for God's sake,

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<v Speaker 1>look like what almonds?

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<v Speaker 3>What? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh fuck off almonds. Oh, I know I'm saying that

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<v Speaker 1>we eat almonds. Almonds? What you really need to exaggerate

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<v Speaker 1>the air that much. It's like almond.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's not, Yes, it is as like an like.

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<v Speaker 1>Arm almond, oldmand. That's not right. Almond is dumb. You're

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<v Speaker 1>missing the ale. Almond.

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<v Speaker 6>No, that's how it's pronounced. It's not almond.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you say, parlem reader, No, you say palm.

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<v Speaker 4>Stop The reason I'm embarrassed because I know it sounds dumb,

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<v Speaker 4>but I can't stop it.

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<v Speaker 1>Almonds. Fuck? Oh, I'm so mad at myself. Can you

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<v Speaker 1>order a coffee for me? What would you say to

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<v Speaker 1>them at the cafe? Can I get an almond cat?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, ready, look at what lim I'm holding out? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>your arm and that just goes mind on the end.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Almond, I'll say it again. No, I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>Armond like a pirate Aramond. All right, let's go to Woollongong.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna dial up LEXI today now, she said, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>on my way to work. That's just for context she

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to know.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, hello, Oh my god Lexi and Wollongong.

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<v Speaker 5>Hi, Hello lovers. How are you pretty good?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a bit worried that you're on the phone. Will

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<v Speaker 2>driving my love be able to pull over?

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<v Speaker 5>Or I'm I'm on a toll road?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Someone makes my good money.

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<v Speaker 5>No, someone just can't be bothered to spend ten more

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<v Speaker 5>minutes on the highway.

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<v Speaker 2>Fair enough, it sounds all right, Actually it's not the worst.

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<v Speaker 1>Just have a nice new car.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, I actually do. I did buy. I

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<v Speaker 5>bought myself a divorced car. So I do have a

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<v Speaker 5>brand new car divorce. It's a divorce car. I'm obsessed

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<v Speaker 5>with it.

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<v Speaker 1>I love the already congratulates. I was going to say,

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<v Speaker 1>lexis giving me, like LEXI fucks that she ought not

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<v Speaker 1>be fucked with. Exactly right, well, clearly with that divorce.

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<v Speaker 5>Actually no, not in the divorce car. Because the divorce

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<v Speaker 5>car has leather seats, So in the divorce car that.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to you don't want to get juices all

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<v Speaker 1>over the cloth seats. That's true.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, actually no, there is. There is a dog tlf

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<v Speaker 5>in the back, so we can do it on the

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<v Speaker 5>that's fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's see how fresh is the divorce.

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<v Speaker 5>Will It happened twenty twenty one, and then my dad

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<v Speaker 5>was like, because I'm very impulsive and may have picked

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<v Speaker 5>up on that, Dad was like, wait till everything's finalized,

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<v Speaker 5>then put you deposit down on the car. So I did,

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<v Speaker 5>and then they were like, great, thank you so much, congratulations, honey,

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<v Speaker 5>that'll be a two year wait for the car.

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<v Speaker 6>I was like, what, so I just got my car?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you really have your heart set on this one

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<v Speaker 2>type of car.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, because I wanted a big some roof, like the

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<v Speaker 5>big interior sum roof and leather seats all I wanted.

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<v Speaker 5>My dad wanted like all these safety features and like,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, it doesn't have fucking ffr. See it breaks

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<v Speaker 5>the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember that, I don't want them to tune out. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what's going to ask? What sort of car is it?

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<v Speaker 2>But then I remember the you could say anything and

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<v Speaker 2>I'd be like, oh.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that one with leather seed, one with leather seed

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<v Speaker 5>and a.

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<v Speaker 1>Dog, Matt.

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<v Speaker 4>Women can have it all, they can. Yeah, yeah, all right,

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<v Speaker 4>Jenna's writing this down too. I can see you've never

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<v Speaker 4>been married in this lifetime.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't try.

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<v Speaker 1>And you have a cat, one complete opposite of Jenna's life.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god? Can I just say I got a cat?

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<v Speaker 5>And then I was like super nervous about it because

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<v Speaker 5>I was like, did I suck up and getting a cat?

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<v Speaker 5>This is mannic just mayhem. And then it was like

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<v Speaker 5>thank you, Jerry. And then it was then like the

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<v Speaker 5>same week Jenna and Mitch were talking about how great

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<v Speaker 5>it is having a cat and how it was like

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<v Speaker 5>the best choice they ever made, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 5>you know what, this feels universal. So thanks guys.

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<v Speaker 1>You in that moment.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, Like I took it home from at work

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<v Speaker 5>and I was like, this guy's shitting in my poplant.

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<v Speaker 5>He's ruining my life.

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<v Speaker 1>Enough about your ex husband, though, you don't let.

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<v Speaker 5>Me feel so much better about getting a cat.

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<v Speaker 2>So much about Welcome to the Crazy cat Lady Club, Darlan.

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<v Speaker 4>Welcome, Like, so you seem so impressionable. She's like, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>getting a divorce car, I'm getting a podcast cat. All right, Well, Bradley,

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<v Speaker 4>can't you in? And then you hit us with your

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<v Speaker 4>is it just you something you've noticed you hate to appreciate?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Donning, let's gay? Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 5>Did we all just kind of like forget about the Olympics?

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Someone mentioned that it was happening what this week at

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<v Speaker 2>the time this episode comes out, and I was like.

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<v Speaker 1>Jenna, and no, you're on that old old state radio station.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not even certainly allowed to mention it on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>We're not actually so yeah, broadcast rules. Yeah, because a

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<v Speaker 4>certain network pay for the media right, Channel nine this

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<v Speaker 4>year have the media.

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<v Speaker 1>Rights to the sporting event, Yes, the games, the game?

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<v Speaker 1>What should we call it, Lexi, we have to use code. Well, no, Jenna,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, and we'd know because yes.

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<v Speaker 6>We normally refer to just the games.

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<v Speaker 1>The game. You can't say you can't refer to the

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<v Speaker 1>athletes as the name of the events, correct, So you

0:26:09.920 --> 0:26:15.440
<v Speaker 1>have to call them athletes or sports people sports swimmers discusses.

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<v Speaker 1>It's actually a head on air if you don't have

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<v Speaker 1>the media right. Yeah, yeah, but also did you get this, Lexi?

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<v Speaker 4>Honest to god, I love the song, but I don't

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<v Speaker 4>think it fits. The official song of the Paras Olympics

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<v Speaker 4>is espresso.

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<v Speaker 1>By that, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 6>To be talking about it that much is going to

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<v Speaker 6>sue us for millions.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't even know it was in Paris? Is it

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<v Speaker 5>in Paris?

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<v Speaker 1>Allegedly? I don't know. They're swimming, they're swimming in the river,

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<v Speaker 1>in the river river.

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<v Speaker 3>That's so boo.

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<v Speaker 5>She I don't even know it's expressed though.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know that she's the official commercial. She's

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<v Speaker 1>talking to a bird. Okay, it's actually terrible, Like it's

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<v Speaker 1>so dumb.

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<v Speaker 4>She's sitting in Paris drinking espresso, and then she starts

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<v Speaker 4>a conversation with the bird, who talks back to her

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<v Speaker 4>in bird, I feel like.

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<v Speaker 5>That's the only part of this that actually makes sense.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's really stupid. She's like, oh, hi, you are handsome,

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<v Speaker 1>and it goes yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm in Paris for the Olympics. I'm so excited to

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<v Speaker 4>see the Australians US the Olympia at the It's hard, right,

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<v Speaker 4>I hate It's like a game. It's like operation I

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<v Speaker 4>keep buzzing out.

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<v Speaker 2>It's because Channel nine have the broadcast rights. As it said,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what we should do. We should make this

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<v Speaker 2>our mission to save up enough that we buy the

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<v Speaker 2>broadcast rights and then we just don't broadcast.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't put it out there. I want to actually

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<v Speaker 1>see how much it costs.

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<v Speaker 4>We shut it down it's funny, or maybe we don't

0:27:44.960 --> 0:27:49.520
<v Speaker 4>go for the athletic event. Yes, we buy something else,

0:27:49.760 --> 0:27:53.440
<v Speaker 4>like could we potentially buy the media rights to the Ballarat?

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<v Speaker 1>What's that race? The two thousand? Oh? The bath is

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<v Speaker 1>one down? This one thousand? Can we buy the Balarat two?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm detecting that you don't particularly give a funk either

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<v Speaker 2>about the game, Slexi.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I like I can believe for good. I was

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<v Speaker 5>watching the Origin last night. The only football I ever

0:28:12.640 --> 0:28:17.320
<v Speaker 5>get into and in the ad yeah NRLs, yeah forty.

0:28:19.320 --> 0:28:21.320
<v Speaker 5>And in the ads there was an ad for the

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<v Speaker 5>Olympics and I was like, what the fuck when is

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<v Speaker 5>the Olympics?

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<v Speaker 1>You just said it and I was like, oh, we

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<v Speaker 1>have to pay a.

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<v Speaker 5>Sorry, take it out of my pole account. But I

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<v Speaker 5>was like, what the fun when does that start? And

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<v Speaker 5>it said like starting in like next week. I just

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<v Speaker 5>feel like back in the day we used to have

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<v Speaker 5>like legends, like I.

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<v Speaker 2>Know and like being honest, Slexi, surely you remember where

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<v Speaker 2>you were when the bloody Sydney Olympics opening ceremony.

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<v Speaker 5>Was Nikki Webster become the fuck off freeman?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Ian thought back when he was straight right.

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<v Speaker 5>And like I gun to my head, could not name

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<v Speaker 5>an athlete.

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<v Speaker 1>Current insane. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>Shane war Honor, he died in Bali.

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<v Speaker 1>It's still too thing. Guess get this.

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<v Speaker 4>Australia's biggest media company, Nine Entertainment, we have to keep saving.

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<v Speaker 4>Paid three hundred and five million dollars for the exclusive

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<v Speaker 4>rights to the next five Olympic Games, all the way

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<v Speaker 4>through to the Milano Cortina Winter Olympics in twenty thirty.

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<v Speaker 1>We're only a few t shirts sales shot will be right.

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<v Speaker 6>And also we only want the summer ones. I don't.

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<v Speaker 6>We don't care about Olympic the winter.

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<v Speaker 5>I've never once watched the Winter Olympic. Yeah once in

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<v Speaker 5>my life.

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<v Speaker 4>Well maybe you've got a point lesi because the Commonwealth

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<v Speaker 4>Games in Brisbane were canned to they they were whybe

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<v Speaker 4>they just canceled.

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<v Speaker 6>Them, that's something. But they were there and then they

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<v Speaker 6>got them again and didn't want them.

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<v Speaker 2>They withdrew anything. Yeah, they were like, forget it, you

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<v Speaker 2>can't come.

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<v Speaker 5>Here because it wasn't the I remember the twenty twenty

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<v Speaker 5>Olympics was meant to be in Gay Olympics. So sorry

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<v Speaker 5>it wasn't meant to be in Japan because I was

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<v Speaker 5>meant to go to Japan in twenty twenty. And then,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, with something about a big blue happens, I

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<v Speaker 5>feel like it just really killed the buzz because then

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<v Speaker 5>it stopped the whole flour.

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<v Speaker 1>You killed a lot of people worse than that.

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<v Speaker 5>Actually, that was a really bad analogy.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so shuck. I wouldn't have said that.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, before we let you go, who even

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<v Speaker 2>won the Origin? I didn't watch your care go.

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<v Speaker 5>To the blue one.

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<v Speaker 1>Overall, yeah, the decider.

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<v Speaker 5>Actually, it was a really good game and it will

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<v Speaker 5>be the only football I will watch for the next

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<v Speaker 5>twelve months. So I will act like I can be

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<v Speaker 5>a part of straight man conversations for the next week

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<v Speaker 5>and it.

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<v Speaker 1>Will really do this. Mitch up the bloke.

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<v Speaker 5>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm an nurl boy. My dad played for the nrlod

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<v Speaker 1>Well you didn't do it with me the Blaze we

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<v Speaker 1>did it, boys.

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<v Speaker 5>Can Jenna just do it on our own?

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, up the blows?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, thank you one.

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<v Speaker 1>Straight listener we had. Thank you, Lexi.

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<v Speaker 4>If you want to get in touch as well and

0:31:11.840 --> 0:31:13.000
<v Speaker 4>have an is is it just you of your own

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<v Speaker 4>on the show? You can send us a text on

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<v Speaker 4>this number.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh for to No.

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<v Speaker 2>Two zero two, or messages that couple of me. And

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, LEXI make sure prize keep it. JENNTT

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<v Speaker 2>sends you your gorgeous type bag is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for coming on.

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<v Speaker 5>Honestly, thanks guys, have gorgeous by.

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<v Speaker 6>Lexi, I love you too.

0:31:44.680 --> 0:31:46.960
<v Speaker 5>Jenn divorce car babe.

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<v Speaker 1>She was sweet. I liked her. I liked her. Some

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<v Speaker 1>of them, I hate to be honest, really, oh, some

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<v Speaker 1>of them are at a waste time.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you wonder why some people pull out last

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<v Speaker 2>minute and say I'm too nervous to come on because

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<v Speaker 2>people like you say.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate them, people like me. It's my podcast. You

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<v Speaker 1>hate them? I like them all? No, I like them all.

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<v Speaker 6>How convinced?

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<v Speaker 1>Should we call it the Olympics? That can be our

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<v Speaker 1>code word? Or is that far too No?

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<v Speaker 6>But it's still got it in the word.

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<v Speaker 2>What if we just say Olympics and we say no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>we swop the vow, it's an e Olympics.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think that'll stand up in a quarter of war. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>three hundred and five million, nine urs.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll show them the transcription from the episode. I clearly

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<v Speaker 2>said Olympics like.

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<v Speaker 1>Election, but we eat L L E. Yeah, Olympics. What

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<v Speaker 1>the hyphen?

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<v Speaker 6>What if your name was l Olympics?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you're fat, You're absolutely doomed. You actually can't speak

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<v Speaker 1>for the next four weeks. See you in court. Olympics.

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<v Speaker 1>Olympics is a great drag man. Yeah, Olympics. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go. Thank you for listening, Please leave us five stars.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been noticing that there there's been a bulk in

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<v Speaker 1>Fux of reviews, which is very there. Yeah, should we

0:32:56.120 --> 0:32:57.640
<v Speaker 1>reade out quickly. Yeah, you're better. Why not?

0:32:57.840 --> 0:32:59.400
<v Speaker 2>I don't actually keep an eye them, Thank god you

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<v Speaker 2>do all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 4>Mc kkko says, I'm sorry, I'm late, but I'm hooked.

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<v Speaker 4>I often see TikTok highlights but laugh and laugh, but

0:33:08.040 --> 0:33:10.320
<v Speaker 4>I've never committed to the show. The last few days,

0:33:10.320 --> 0:33:12.320
<v Speaker 4>I've needed a laugh, so I started going back and

0:33:12.400 --> 0:33:14.440
<v Speaker 4>listening to previous steps. This morning, I was cruising home

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<v Speaker 4>at the gym put on episode eighty five. I honestly

0:33:16.560 --> 0:33:17.920
<v Speaker 4>had to pull over from Ugly Crime.

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<v Speaker 1>What was the epithode eighty five? Let me look remember,

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<v Speaker 1>just riding.

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<v Speaker 4>Is to make my jaw go all weird, like it

0:33:22.640 --> 0:33:25.480
<v Speaker 4>wants to start laughing again thinking about well, that's a condition.

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<v Speaker 1>I ping after shot.

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<v Speaker 4>Honestly have not laughed so hard over six months. I'd say,

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<v Speaker 4>you guys are absolutely the right amount of funny and inappropriate,

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<v Speaker 4>and I'm leaving for it. Thank you for turning my

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<v Speaker 4>frown upside down.

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<v Speaker 2>Courts Oh You're welcome, darling Courts' was that court You'll

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<v Speaker 2>hate this Dienner episode eighty five with top Dog with

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<v Speaker 2>nap penfold.

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<v Speaker 1>Yikes, she said eighty five, didn't she Yeah, she did

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<v Speaker 1>nap pen folds due for another visit on the show.

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<v Speaker 3>I bumped into her at the midyear party for our

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<v Speaker 3>work and I opened the stall door in the toilets

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<v Speaker 3>and she was there.

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<v Speaker 6>The first thing she.

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<v Speaker 3>Said was Wow, that's the stent And I said, who

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<v Speaker 3>do you think you are? Just like when am I

0:34:03.760 --> 0:34:05.840
<v Speaker 3>on the podcast again? And I said, never, we're having

0:34:05.880 --> 0:34:08.400
<v Speaker 3>this conversation now, mid PLoP.

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<v Speaker 1>Really was she sitting making eye contact with you? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't she look at the door of the pig

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<v Speaker 1>because she is a pig she is. That's kind of

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<v Speaker 1>a charm.

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<v Speaker 4>I love black Panther just works here at the iHeartRadio

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<v Speaker 4>conglomerate building at Pepsi Palace, So we'll have.

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<v Speaker 1>To get her back.

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<v Speaker 6>She's broken a leg so she can't get and she's.

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<v Speaker 1>Broken a relationship. That's true.

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<v Speaker 6>Broken heart and broken leg.

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<v Speaker 1>That's often go hand in hands. All right, guys, we're Dade.

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<v Speaker 2>We will see you all in a couple of days,

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<v Speaker 2>catch you on Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 1>Gets by bye?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 6>A podcast by a couple of miches.

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<v Speaker 1>Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>A welcome to a to d brief. Our secret segment

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<v Speaker 2>on the end. Yeah, we just pretend to show it's done,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's not. We keep talking shit here correct?

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<v Speaker 1>That was Mitchell That crosswage we did earlier in the

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<v Speaker 1>show fantastic.

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<v Speaker 6>It was so much fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'm not kidding. We should actually make an app,

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<v Speaker 1>but we should caught. We should mate.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know how hard it was for me to

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<v Speaker 2>do that? Like my brain power was gone. I was

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<v Speaker 2>spent after doing one crossword and one of the columns

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<v Speaker 2>isn't even a word?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I elated, elatted.

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<v Speaker 2>What are the letters that I've gotten? This nonsensical column?

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<v Speaker 1>I L A T D ladder. Also, no one says

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<v Speaker 1>can we take the oddos out for bins? Well it fit? God,

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<v Speaker 1>I missed one? Whatzone in no?

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<v Speaker 6>Four down?

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<v Speaker 1>Four down? It just built itself. Didn't tell us you've

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<v Speaker 1>already done it? Oh ru Yeah, ruths the clue that was.

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<v Speaker 2>Going to be if you're driving it this time and

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<v Speaker 2>I watch out for Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>It's funny because when that happens when you're playing the app,

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<v Speaker 4>it's so good, Like you don't even have to do

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<v Speaker 4>a word because automatically, because you've done the others, it

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<v Speaker 4>just builds itself.

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<v Speaker 1>That's such a nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that's how far I got coming up with the words.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I thought too down, I went, fuck that.

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<v Speaker 1>Word, well, Mitchell, really hard. Fuck. I pay for the

0:36:09.160 --> 0:36:11.520
<v Speaker 1>subscription on New York Times, So do I? Now? Do

0:36:11.560 --> 0:36:14.359
<v Speaker 1>you pay? I was like, I'll get the yearly one.

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<v Speaker 1>So I so, I hate it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm deleting it.

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<v Speaker 1>I do the Daily. Look how big it is?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I can't even do the mini Indy.

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<v Speaker 4>What's indy five hundred directive drive Indy five hundreds of

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<v Speaker 4>race drive? But like, let's go to a random one, ready,

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<v Speaker 4>like a random around, just to say how hard it

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<v Speaker 4>is New Jersey Burrow, known for its shopping malls.

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<v Speaker 1>How the fuck would I know that?

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<v Speaker 4>We wouldn't Jersey, We wouldn't neon sign outsign a motel

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<v Speaker 4>outside of Hopeton?

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<v Speaker 1>Would it be vacancy? Fake? No vacancy? No, it's four letters.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean. It's tough. Oh god full No.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate this. Turn it off and try. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>going to finish it. It's good for the brain. It

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<v Speaker 1>is good for the brain.

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<v Speaker 2>It is good, really, because I've had infuriating you know.

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<v Speaker 4>Speaking of America, I am I don't know why. I

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<v Speaker 4>think it was because I was in the States four

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<v Speaker 4>like the debate, which was obviously so bad for Joe Barten.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, I hate when Australian to talk about American

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<v Speaker 4>politics because it's weird. But I am like hooked on

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<v Speaker 4>this current election ship.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, do you want to come over say Sean

0:37:12.200 --> 0:37:13.320
<v Speaker 2>has someone to talk to about it?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my, I forgot Sean is in politics.

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<v Speaker 2>No, he's almost unhealthfully obsessed is I'm like, perhaps, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>no he's not. He's getting so stressed about it to

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<v Speaker 2>the point where I'm like, maybe we should turn the

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<v Speaker 2>telling off.

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<v Speaker 1>Something that's enough news for one day. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>message him right now.

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<v Speaker 6>What did he think of shooting?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>That was a whole kerfuffle in our house. He went

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<v Speaker 2>through every range of emotion possible. It was what did

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<v Speaker 2>you dis mess it?

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<v Speaker 1>My boyfriend?

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<v Speaker 4>I said him a podcast. I send him a podcast

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<v Speaker 4>that I listened to. I want to know if you

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<v Speaker 4>did you give any context because I wanted to be

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<v Speaker 4>present in the in the moment.

0:37:48.000 --> 0:37:49.960
<v Speaker 2>He said that this is his favorite podcast. I don't

0:37:49.960 --> 0:37:50.960
<v Speaker 2>even know if he listens to others.

0:37:51.040 --> 0:37:54.200
<v Speaker 1>He listens to his podcast That is actually so sweet

0:37:54.600 --> 0:37:56.840
<v Speaker 1>and no, so does Steven It's nice to have a

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<v Speaker 1>partner that actually is sort of aware.

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<v Speaker 6>That's nice.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you gender in the partners in the partner

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<v Speaker 1>around anyone floating around for you?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 6>Not at the moment.

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<v Speaker 1>She was just like, I'm married.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been married for five years.

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<v Speaker 1>You met Bruce last summer. I talk about him all

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<v Speaker 1>the time.

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<v Speaker 6>Break getting a divorce.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, I'll hear the divorce car. Yeah, that's pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>What did I buy my in my breakup? Have you

0:38:17.560 --> 0:38:19.520
<v Speaker 1>ever bought anything that's like impulse by?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't need to be gone through a breakup to

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<v Speaker 2>do that.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but I mean I did.

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<v Speaker 4>When I went through the big breakup, I was like, fuck,

0:38:24.880 --> 0:38:29.239
<v Speaker 4>bought seven your body? Oh I didn't, Bunny, I wanted that.

0:38:29.320 --> 0:38:30.839
<v Speaker 4>I went on Winter euro trip.

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<v Speaker 1>That was an extensive trip, and I'm like, but that

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<v Speaker 1>was so one hundred percent breakup.

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<v Speaker 6>Fuels about six club?

0:38:36.520 --> 0:38:42.080
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I did again Burguyne Burgy, Yeah, that one burg Gun.

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<v Speaker 1>I got into burgleyn.

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<v Speaker 4>I saw a TikTok recently, these three Aussies that were

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<v Speaker 4>in Berlin, and they're like, come with us as we

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<v Speaker 4>try to get into the most elusive club ever.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go rumories you've got to we're all black.

0:38:51.760 --> 0:38:54.040
<v Speaker 1>So we're at Viney's in Berlin and they do this

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<v Speaker 1>whole they end, they don't get let in.

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<v Speaker 2>Poor buggers, you're discalating now that you did get I

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<v Speaker 2>did get in. Were they going to the same club?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't remember anything about all black, same club.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you've got to we all black? What I did

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<v Speaker 1>mention that?

0:39:06.520 --> 0:39:09.759
<v Speaker 2>I think so, but I don't remember that detail. Why

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<v Speaker 2>that's a bit funer reular feel?

0:39:12.360 --> 0:39:15.600
<v Speaker 1>Is that fall down it is? Yeah, you gotta all black.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like it's got its rooting like Sex Bondage Club

0:39:18.719 --> 0:39:21.480
<v Speaker 4>like thirty years ago, and that's a black clothing event,

0:39:21.600 --> 0:39:24.640
<v Speaker 4>well leather bondage, black leather, so they kind of want

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<v Speaker 4>to keep it in that theme of black.

0:39:26.080 --> 0:39:27.520
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, you're not going to get in a

0:39:27.719 --> 0:39:31.919
<v Speaker 1>roxy you know, tank top? That was my plan. Jenn

0:39:32.120 --> 0:39:34.840
<v Speaker 1>forgot any one more time? Oh do I need to

0:39:34.880 --> 0:39:35.439
<v Speaker 1>tell you something?

0:39:35.480 --> 0:39:39.080
<v Speaker 2>By the way, and what apparently, as one about idiots

0:39:39.080 --> 0:39:42.279
<v Speaker 2>pointed out to me, I've been quite the hypocrite.

0:39:42.360 --> 0:39:43.160
<v Speaker 1>Which is natural.

0:39:43.239 --> 0:39:44.759
<v Speaker 2>We talk a lot of shit over a lot of

0:39:44.880 --> 0:39:47.640
<v Speaker 2>years on this podcast. I'm bound to contradict myself at

0:39:47.680 --> 0:39:50.880
<v Speaker 2>some stay natural but I got a cat cam and

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<v Speaker 2>I get the fuss. Yes, apparently some idiot reminded me

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<v Speaker 2>that at the time when you got your first pat,

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<v Speaker 2>we were sitting here going get a life t did we?

0:40:01.239 --> 0:40:03.160
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, I'm not even going to contest that

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<v Speaker 2>that does sound exactly what we'd say.

0:40:05.080 --> 0:40:07.360
<v Speaker 4>They could get a STEMP put in for life, and

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<v Speaker 4>we'd be like, you fucking cow, of course you did exactly.

0:40:12.840 --> 0:40:18.879
<v Speaker 1>I don't think. Oh my god. Press the microphone button

0:40:19.880 --> 0:40:22.439
<v Speaker 1>and then a message to her. Yeah, and just say

0:40:22.600 --> 0:40:23.920
<v Speaker 1>Isabella and see how she came.

0:40:24.200 --> 0:40:27.720
<v Speaker 6>I remember my team used to take my phone and bark.

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<v Speaker 1>That's so cruel, that's disgusting.

0:40:30.480 --> 0:40:32.279
<v Speaker 2>They don't do anything that will make her uncomfortable, only

0:40:32.360 --> 0:40:33.040
<v Speaker 2>comforting things.

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<v Speaker 4>I was going to cough into the microphone, say Isabella

0:40:37.160 --> 0:40:38.640
<v Speaker 4>or the animal abuse accusations.

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<v Speaker 1>Isabella, good girl, she looked up.

0:40:50.200 --> 0:40:51.200
<v Speaker 2>She's so sweet.

0:40:51.400 --> 0:40:53.279
<v Speaker 1>Look at her. She looked up.

0:40:53.520 --> 0:40:55.479
<v Speaker 2>Did she look pleased to hear from you? She looked

0:40:55.680 --> 0:40:58.200
<v Speaker 2>terrified again, and she's never been hugely fond of you.

0:40:58.400 --> 0:40:59.520
<v Speaker 2>She talks about it all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>She eyes I can see a blinking Oh that's really funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. So it's a ring camera.

0:41:04.760 --> 0:41:06.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's it's not necessarily a pet can, but that's

0:41:06.840 --> 0:41:08.360
<v Speaker 2>what I'm using it for so fun.

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<v Speaker 1>The ring cameras. Yeah yeah. But so now you've got

0:41:10.719 --> 0:41:12.279
<v Speaker 1>one in your in your house. Does it record at

0:41:12.280 --> 0:41:14.240
<v Speaker 1>all times? Only if motion's detected?

0:41:14.760 --> 0:41:16.520
<v Speaker 2>And I fucking work from home and there all the time.

0:41:16.560 --> 0:41:18.400
<v Speaker 2>If you go through my history of motion detected, it's

0:41:18.400 --> 0:41:21.200
<v Speaker 2>it's me pottering around the house, nothing interesting up there.

0:41:21.239 --> 0:41:21.880
<v Speaker 1>How much was it?

0:41:22.080 --> 0:41:23.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh, it was like one hundred bucks or something, but

0:41:23.880 --> 0:41:26.160
<v Speaker 2>like like I got it real cheap on Amazon.

0:41:26.200 --> 0:41:27.920
<v Speaker 6>Oh yeah yeah, Prime Prime Day.

0:41:28.040 --> 0:41:29.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was on special. Yeah, my god.

0:41:30.080 --> 0:41:32.279
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I am having a lot of fun with it.

0:41:32.360 --> 0:41:35.719
<v Speaker 2>The other day, I was weirdly trusting. It's like I

0:41:35.800 --> 0:41:39.399
<v Speaker 2>have no fucking stranger danger in me. Because a trade

0:41:39.520 --> 0:41:41.640
<v Speaker 2>came over to fix my fucking exhaust fan.

0:41:41.719 --> 0:41:42.360
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't working.

0:41:43.000 --> 0:41:46.600
<v Speaker 2>He was an exhausted fan and I had to go

0:41:46.719 --> 0:41:49.160
<v Speaker 2>to pilates and I was like, mabe, I've got to

0:41:49.160 --> 0:41:50.880
<v Speaker 2>get out of here. How long will you be And

0:41:51.000 --> 0:41:53.440
<v Speaker 2>he's like, oh, probably another half hour. So I said, oh,

0:41:53.480 --> 0:41:55.120
<v Speaker 2>that's all right, and then he goes, I might have

0:41:55.160 --> 0:41:56.520
<v Speaker 2>to pop down to my ute, and I said, I'll

0:41:56.560 --> 0:41:57.319
<v Speaker 2>just leave the dorn locked.

0:41:57.360 --> 0:41:59.880
<v Speaker 1>That's fine. So I left a stranger of mouse with no.

0:42:00.640 --> 0:42:03.120
<v Speaker 2>He could have easily picked up the phone, called his

0:42:03.200 --> 0:42:05.120
<v Speaker 2>trading mates and be in like, guys, i've got a

0:42:05.160 --> 0:42:06.719
<v Speaker 2>fuckeat here, bring the ute.

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<v Speaker 1>We're stealing his ship up. Yeah, but did you have

0:42:09.719 --> 0:42:11.160
<v Speaker 1>the ring camera at that point? Yes?

0:42:11.239 --> 0:42:13.719
<v Speaker 2>And I didn't get anything interesting. I was hoping to

0:42:13.760 --> 0:42:15.480
<v Speaker 2>get some sort of bard or TikTok out of it.

0:42:15.560 --> 0:42:17.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to send this to a current fair. I

0:42:17.480 --> 0:42:20.400
<v Speaker 2>caught a trade flogging my ship, but no, all I.

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<v Speaker 1>Saw him do was just whistling. Oh my god, that's

0:42:23.880 --> 0:42:26.560
<v Speaker 1>so sweet. That's he was fine if it was trustworthy.

0:42:26.680 --> 0:42:28.719
<v Speaker 4>I had a message in my DM someone who wanted

0:42:28.719 --> 0:42:29.800
<v Speaker 4>to come on from it is it just you? And

0:42:29.840 --> 0:42:31.160
<v Speaker 4>we couldn't fit them in, but they said, is it

0:42:31.239 --> 0:42:33.640
<v Speaker 4>just me? Or do you find all trade is ridiculously hot?

0:42:34.160 --> 0:42:35.520
<v Speaker 4>And I think there is something to it.

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<v Speaker 3>There is a sex appeal one time, had Na they're

0:42:39.160 --> 0:42:43.880
<v Speaker 3>old and so are you? No, I like significantly old, Like.

0:42:45.480 --> 0:42:48.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I feel like I would trust them with my life.

0:42:48.320 --> 0:42:49.600
<v Speaker 1>No, I don't know what they're doing. They have to

0:42:49.800 --> 0:42:51.200
<v Speaker 1>keep up with emerging technology.

0:42:51.320 --> 0:42:53.120
<v Speaker 3>I don't like when they walk into my place with

0:42:53.200 --> 0:42:56.960
<v Speaker 3>their dirty boots on, they're there to fix it, vacuum.

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<v Speaker 6>Take off your boot.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you have hardwood face? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>I don't see what the trading is.

0:43:01.480 --> 0:43:03.520
<v Speaker 2>Do you have coming over? If it's an electrician? What

0:43:03.680 --> 0:43:05.080
<v Speaker 2>business did they have walking in there?

0:43:05.160 --> 0:43:06.160
<v Speaker 6>But the plumber came in?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

0:43:06.840 --> 0:43:08.960
<v Speaker 1>Fuck, plumbers are a different story.

0:43:09.040 --> 0:43:09.719
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I don't like.

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<v Speaker 1>I clogged a toilet in the US and the airbnb

0:43:12.440 --> 0:43:13.680
<v Speaker 1>we were in, what did you do?

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<v Speaker 2>Well?

0:43:14.120 --> 0:43:16.080
<v Speaker 1>There was a sign on the Airbnb let me show

0:43:16.080 --> 0:43:18.560
<v Speaker 1>it to you, which I think actually is illegal. They

0:43:18.600 --> 0:43:20.239
<v Speaker 1>didn't tell us. Have you guys ever been You've been

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<v Speaker 1>to the Greek Islands? Right, Mitchell?

0:43:22.480 --> 0:43:22.520
<v Speaker 3>No?

0:43:25.040 --> 0:43:27.640
<v Speaker 1>Do I even know you? Jenny, you've been to me Kinos?

0:43:29.040 --> 0:43:29.080
<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? When the Greek islands, you're not allowed to flush

0:43:32.360 --> 0:43:35.480
<v Speaker 1>used soiled toilet paper down the toyl Yeah, there's the

0:43:35.800 --> 0:43:37.640
<v Speaker 1>do you do with the yoused one? Then you put

0:43:37.680 --> 0:43:40.200
<v Speaker 1>it in a waste bit? Oh, that's discussed. That's fine.

0:43:40.239 --> 0:43:42.000
<v Speaker 1>That's what happened in Mikinos because the plumbing is the

0:43:42.040 --> 0:43:42.759
<v Speaker 1>oldest in the world.

0:43:42.760 --> 0:43:43.480
<v Speaker 6>Places as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well you guys both this was on This was

0:43:46.239 --> 0:43:49.640
<v Speaker 4>the sign handwritten on the toilet in my bathroom in

0:43:49.760 --> 0:43:52.280
<v Speaker 4>my airbnb in la first world country.

0:43:52.360 --> 0:43:54.839
<v Speaker 2>Read it out thet There's something in that handwritten sign

0:43:54.880 --> 0:43:56.279
<v Speaker 2>that makes you think it was so urgent.

0:43:56.400 --> 0:43:57.879
<v Speaker 1>Yes, they couldn't even print it like quick.

0:43:59.320 --> 0:44:02.400
<v Speaker 6>I just imagine this being at that Colorado ranch.

0:44:02.520 --> 0:44:06.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, please do not flush toilet paper down the toilet.

0:44:06.080 --> 0:44:08.360
<v Speaker 2>Please put it in the bin and provided that's fun.

0:44:08.480 --> 0:44:11.200
<v Speaker 4>Imagine wiping with dirty eyes and then just folding it

0:44:11.239 --> 0:44:12.960
<v Speaker 4>in a toilet in a bin, and the bins were open.

0:44:13.000 --> 0:44:14.440
<v Speaker 1>They didn't have that flappy lid it would you just

0:44:14.440 --> 0:44:15.160
<v Speaker 1>sit there and fester.

0:44:15.320 --> 0:44:17.279
<v Speaker 2>You may as well use a kiddi litter. I need

0:44:17.360 --> 0:44:18.680
<v Speaker 2>to throw it up and chuck it out.

0:44:18.760 --> 0:44:20.480
<v Speaker 1>So I did ship in the toilet, and I did

0:44:20.560 --> 0:44:22.560
<v Speaker 1>wipe my butt, and I did flush it anyway, and

0:44:22.640 --> 0:44:24.880
<v Speaker 1>it did clog. So we had to drive to a

0:44:25.920 --> 0:44:28.160
<v Speaker 1>what was the hardware store called? It was something American

0:44:28.200 --> 0:44:30.080
<v Speaker 1>store and I had to plunge the toilet and I

0:44:30.120 --> 0:44:32.319
<v Speaker 1>fixed it. Oh that's all. It took a plunge, Yeah,

0:44:32.320 --> 0:44:34.080
<v Speaker 1>a little punge. You took a plunge. But I felt

0:44:34.120 --> 0:44:36.719
<v Speaker 1>so manly plunging the toilet. It felt like a plumberm oh,

0:44:36.800 --> 0:44:40.799
<v Speaker 1>this is hot like wipe actually then having a look

0:44:40.840 --> 0:44:42.799
<v Speaker 1>at all it, it was awful the stuff that came out.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know, isn't that so humbling that came out

0:44:45.960 --> 0:44:46.399
<v Speaker 2>of me? Wow?

0:44:46.840 --> 0:44:48.440
<v Speaker 6>Also some of it wouldn't have been yours?

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I know.

0:44:49.640 --> 0:44:49.920
<v Speaker 1>Stop.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we hope this podcast made at least better today.

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<v Speaker 2>That's all just two percent?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, so sorry. I missed the how one more time? Three?

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<v Speaker 1>Two one? So we do much better? Do I need

0:45:07.040 --> 0:45:07.320
<v Speaker 1>to up that?

0:45:07.440 --> 0:45:09.640
<v Speaker 4>I feel like with inflation, you know, we probably need

0:45:09.680 --> 0:45:11.760
<v Speaker 4>to up the percentage. I feel like everyone's a little depressed.

0:45:11.840 --> 0:45:13.560
<v Speaker 2>No, we do it with the amount of years we've

0:45:13.560 --> 0:45:16.040
<v Speaker 2>been active. So like it used to be two percent.

0:45:16.600 --> 0:45:18.120
<v Speaker 2>We had our three year Anniverse three, were up to

0:45:18.160 --> 0:45:18.480
<v Speaker 2>to three.

0:45:18.680 --> 0:45:21.000
<v Speaker 1>But we've had our five year anniversary. Oh no, we

0:45:21.040 --> 0:45:22.600
<v Speaker 1>haven't had the five year anivers three yet. That's not

0:45:22.719 --> 0:45:25.960
<v Speaker 1>till October. Oh, but then, why aren't we at four percent? Better?

0:45:26.160 --> 0:45:27.920
<v Speaker 1>We are, But because we did two episodes a week,

0:45:27.920 --> 0:45:30.239
<v Speaker 1>we've split them. You were there for this conversation. I

0:45:30.320 --> 0:45:30.880
<v Speaker 1>think you're the one.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember we started doing two episodes a week as of

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<v Speaker 2>the anniversary.

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<v Speaker 1>Really when we turned four.

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<v Speaker 4>And this is just me and this is not trash early,

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<v Speaker 4>no am I all right, Faye, wouldn't recognize them in

0:45:44.200 --> 0:45:44.479
<v Speaker 4>the street.

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<v Speaker 1>They look fantastic.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I thought we were going, oh I mean sorry, Yes,

0:45:48.000 --> 0:45:49.200
<v Speaker 2>he looks It looks fucking stuny.

0:45:49.239 --> 0:45:51.799
<v Speaker 1>It looks always no, of course, but you know at

0:45:51.800 --> 0:45:55.239
<v Speaker 1>the moment like, oh my god, draw line snatched. That's

0:45:55.239 --> 0:45:56.640
<v Speaker 1>all right, Fay. If you want to google them.

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<v Speaker 4>When you need to wrap up the phone, call your

0:46:00.160 --> 0:46:04.760
<v Speaker 4>friend fabite. She's waffling, all right, fas Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, okay, I'll let you go.

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<v Speaker 4>I better get cowing when you're at the r TA

0:46:10.000 --> 0:46:12.640
<v Speaker 4>and phase next in line and you're finishing off one customer,

0:46:12.640 --> 0:46:14.000
<v Speaker 4>but you've got to move on, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Bye?

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<v Speaker 2>God terrible, so dumb when she's pestering you all right,

0:46:23.280 --> 0:46:24.040
<v Speaker 2>face yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it happens all the time. Better go laugh

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<v Speaker 1>you a lots it again, See you guys very soon. Bye,

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<v Speaker 1>b bye.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 6>A podcast by a couple of miches.

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