WEBVTT - FULL: Wiff Waff 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:05.400 Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:00:07.680 --> 0:00:11.600 Stop stop giving hints, You've got to stop the Oh yeah. 0:00:11.480 --> 0:00:13.240 James Herd flushed my head down the toilet. 0:00:13.680 --> 0:00:17.520 I have secured the station. Captain goes down with the station. 0:00:17.840 --> 0:00:21.200 The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one four point three. 0:00:21.520 --> 0:00:25.079 Hey, good morning, Monday morning. Welcomeel to the Christian o'connells Show. 0:00:25.160 --> 0:00:28.639 We are back and we are world record holders. Do 0:00:28.640 --> 0:00:30.960 you know normally if you're a world record holder, you 0:00:31.000 --> 0:00:32.839 get credited to on you the person done it. Now 0:00:32.840 --> 0:00:36.160 that we are the most lockdown sit in the world, all, 0:00:36.680 --> 0:00:40.360 every single person here in Melbourne is part of that 0:00:40.400 --> 0:00:41.320 world record attempt. 0:00:41.440 --> 0:00:43.000 Congratulations, guys. 0:00:43.080 --> 0:00:45.920 Do we share the certificate one day each over a year. 0:00:46.440 --> 0:00:48.479 Welcome back, jack Good to see you guys. 0:00:48.479 --> 0:00:55.040 How are welcome back? Patsy yay? Hey sorry, oh, someone's 0:00:55.040 --> 0:00:56.920 a little bit rusty after Saturdays. Very much. 0:00:56.960 --> 0:00:58.880 We'll have it far and by night. I'm sure. 0:00:58.920 --> 0:01:02.560 Guys, what was in this lockdown week off that we've 0:01:02.600 --> 0:01:05.160 just had, right, Jackie boy, what was the single most 0:01:05.240 --> 0:01:06.360 enjoyable thing you did? 0:01:06.760 --> 0:01:10.200 I have a brand new obsession table tennis. 0:01:10.480 --> 0:01:10.920 Awesome. 0:01:11.000 --> 0:01:15.560 Yeah, we got communal table tennis tables put in Cobourg 0:01:16.080 --> 0:01:20.160 sousing where under the station. You know how they raised 0:01:20.160 --> 0:01:23.560 the rail line up above our houses under the station. 0:01:23.600 --> 0:01:24.840 They put all these public amedis. 0:01:26.000 --> 0:01:28.399 About two years ago you read to man the street 0:01:28.640 --> 0:01:32.160 you wrote a protest song. The way that the man 0:01:32.200 --> 0:01:38.480 buys you is with a free table tennis. Oh oh wow, 0:01:42.560 --> 0:01:45.760 take that barricade down. It's irresponsible. 0:01:46.280 --> 0:01:47.960 I'd take back what I said about that. 0:01:48.080 --> 0:01:48.919 I was. 0:01:49.240 --> 0:01:52.680 I was at the skyrail, but now on pro skyrail 0:01:52.720 --> 0:01:54.600 because of all the public ammenities underneath. 0:01:54.840 --> 0:01:57.919 Dog the sis need to do another monorail episode. 0:01:59.440 --> 0:02:01.680 But ping Pong is the main one, and we got out. 0:02:01.760 --> 0:02:06.160 We ordered ping pong. It's the future. Get in now, kids, 0:02:06.360 --> 0:02:07.920 Get in now, ping pong. 0:02:08.080 --> 0:02:10.720 We ordered our bats last Monday and we have. 0:02:10.919 --> 0:02:11.639 We've ordered them. 0:02:12.080 --> 0:02:13.480 You've got to supply your own. 0:02:13.880 --> 0:02:16.040 You got to bring your own back on COVID friendly, 0:02:16.080 --> 0:02:18.880 bring your own ball. You can't just leave bats hanging around. 0:02:20.400 --> 0:02:22.800 Ping pong properly, guys, that's what I say. Three peaks, 0:02:22.880 --> 0:02:23.840 ping pong properly. 0:02:23.840 --> 0:02:26.480 It's in sound. Bats arrived last week. We've played every day. 0:02:26.600 --> 0:02:29.320 O course, I bet, and who's who's better? 0:02:29.520 --> 0:02:31.360 The anchor had a table to this table as a 0:02:31.400 --> 0:02:34.160 kid growing up, so she's naturally got more skills than me. 0:02:34.800 --> 0:02:37.000 Oh that's got it, just got. 0:02:36.760 --> 0:02:37.280 Her, it does. 0:02:37.400 --> 0:02:40.959 But because she's pregnant and she's getting heavier and heavier 0:02:41.000 --> 0:02:41.400 every day. 0:02:41.760 --> 0:02:45.160 Man as well, because she's pregnant, the fourhands are a 0:02:45.200 --> 0:02:45.680 bit off. 0:02:45.919 --> 0:02:47.400 She's getting slower, and. 0:02:48.720 --> 0:02:52.919 There's two of you in there, another ace, another ace. 0:02:54.560 --> 0:02:56.320 I think by the end of the pregnancy, I'll be 0:02:56.360 --> 0:02:59.360 winning more regularly because at the moment I'm getting handed 0:02:59.400 --> 0:02:59.640 to me. 0:03:00.800 --> 0:03:02.880 Wow. And other people down the plane as well. That 0:03:02.960 --> 0:03:04.720 also been sot that also got brought out by the 0:03:04.760 --> 0:03:07.200 Man No. One of the table tennis sets called the 0:03:07.280 --> 0:03:09.160 Man owns you enjoy your game. 0:03:09.600 --> 0:03:11.400 I hate when we see other people down there because 0:03:11.400 --> 0:03:13.200 I don't want other people to watch. So I wait 0:03:13.320 --> 0:03:16.120 until you know what we've been doing keeping our alarm 0:03:16.160 --> 0:03:18.640 clock for five am and going out at six in 0:03:18.680 --> 0:03:19.079 the morning. 0:03:20.000 --> 0:03:23.320 What all right? Do you know what already? You're spoiling me. 0:03:24.600 --> 0:03:27.040 I was worried that the in the week we've had off, 0:03:27.080 --> 0:03:28.359 we can't do a lot. We might be a little 0:03:28.360 --> 0:03:32.040 bit lighting material. Today he's been keeping that alarm going. 0:03:32.240 --> 0:03:34.200 I smashed mine seven days ago. 0:03:34.639 --> 0:03:37.440 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:03:37.240 --> 0:03:39.760 Yester Evening, Jack Post sent me an email just a 0:03:39.760 --> 0:03:41.760 couple of things you know he was thinking about, maybe 0:03:41.800 --> 0:03:43.440 worth talking about from him on the show. 0:03:43.960 --> 0:03:44.640 One of them. 0:03:44.640 --> 0:03:48.120 Simply was the subject heading was my hot water keeps 0:03:48.160 --> 0:03:51.480 turning off. Our whole water keeps turning off, and it's 0:03:51.520 --> 0:03:54.160 getting more frequent. I remember looking at that and almost 0:03:54.160 --> 0:03:57.440 wanted to just shut the laptop and cry and sob 0:03:58.120 --> 0:04:05.440 why not seven days off? And this is the hot materials? Hey, 0:04:05.560 --> 0:04:08.960 do it feels like I'm on to a landlord. Hot 0:04:09.040 --> 0:04:13.000 water keeps turning off seven o'clock, so it's the big 0:04:13.040 --> 0:04:17.440 one out of goals, virtue hot water. 0:04:17.839 --> 0:04:19.520 What is the temperature of Jack's water? 0:04:20.000 --> 0:04:23.440 Guess right, wim big buddy cash, Now you tell me 0:04:23.480 --> 0:04:27.200 you've kept a five am five am alarm call normally 0:04:27.279 --> 0:04:31.400 reserved for this show. Your job. Your new table tennis 0:04:31.520 --> 0:04:36.800 bats please rewind. They've got new table tennis community table 0:04:36.800 --> 0:04:38.040 tennis tabletops. 0:04:38.040 --> 0:04:41.200 They've put them in Coburg and Brunswick. Anybody can go 0:04:41.240 --> 0:04:42.680 to them, but you have to have your own bats 0:04:42.720 --> 0:04:45.640 and ball. The morning is actually the best time to 0:04:45.680 --> 0:04:48.520 play because less chance that other people are there. The 0:04:48.560 --> 0:04:50.479 sun is coming up and it's beautiful in the morning. 0:04:50.560 --> 0:04:51.839 It's hitting underneath. 0:04:52.960 --> 0:04:57.120 I love a sunrise when it HiT's ping pong. 0:04:57.960 --> 0:05:02.599 Oh, realistically, six thirty, we've been out there. The other 0:05:02.640 --> 0:05:05.360 thing that's really important, really important. 0:05:05.920 --> 0:05:07.720 He's got another one for us. Perhaps it's anyone writ 0:05:07.760 --> 0:05:10.279 and he's down. If it was make he's come down 0:05:10.279 --> 0:05:12.960 from the mountain in which somethings to be preserved on 0:05:12.960 --> 0:05:13.400 a tablet? 0:05:13.440 --> 0:05:14.120 What is it? Moses? 0:05:14.240 --> 0:05:18.000 Anyone who's played table tennis outside would know that. 0:05:18.640 --> 0:05:21.680 They know you all know, guys, they're in the know. 0:05:22.000 --> 0:05:24.320 As soon as there's wind, it makes it very difficult 0:05:24.360 --> 0:05:25.800 to play because the ball goes anywhere. 0:05:26.000 --> 0:05:27.240 It's the enemy of ping pong. 0:05:27.720 --> 0:05:30.400 So getting up early the wind is low in the morning. 0:05:30.720 --> 0:05:32.599 I don't know why that sounds, but the sun's coming. 0:05:32.480 --> 0:05:35.360 Up, the sun's coming up, there's no wind. Best time 0:05:35.400 --> 0:05:38.200 of day to play because if you're waiting for the afternoon, 0:05:38.240 --> 0:05:40.240 the trees could be windy. That's a sign. 0:05:40.320 --> 0:05:42.560 And that's why they have those Olympic tournaments in a 0:05:42.640 --> 0:05:44.760 Winfrey shielding unit, don't they. 0:05:44.920 --> 0:05:46.720 I Actually, you've been spending a lot of my time 0:05:46.760 --> 0:05:49.040 over the last week standing at the shutters, looking at 0:05:49.080 --> 0:05:51.800 at the trees moving because if they're not moving, oh yeah, 0:05:52.360 --> 0:05:53.640 it's a great time to play there. 0:05:53.880 --> 0:05:56.960 Now, if you were seventy nine, that's a good day. 0:05:57.080 --> 0:05:59.720 That's the highlight of your day. You in your thirties 0:05:59.720 --> 0:06:01.600 would mean looking at the trees like, come on, go 0:06:01.640 --> 0:06:02.240 grab the bats. 0:06:02.279 --> 0:06:04.000 As soon as the trees are still, it means it's 0:06:04.000 --> 0:06:06.279 good weather for table tennis and you should get out. 0:06:06.120 --> 0:06:09.440 There looking through the shutters. Okay, this is a dream condition. 0:06:10.200 --> 0:06:12.239 Is it north northwest? Northwest? 0:06:13.800 --> 0:06:16.880 You want no wind breaking or quicker? 0:06:18.120 --> 0:06:20.360 Then the other thing, the other problem is if other 0:06:20.400 --> 0:06:22.240 people are on the tables. It's actually great that you 0:06:22.240 --> 0:06:24.559 have to bring your own bats, because it discourages people 0:06:24.560 --> 0:06:26.560 from playing because not everybody has their own bats. 0:06:26.839 --> 0:06:27.919 I got it, outsiders. 0:06:28.720 --> 0:06:32.159 What happened is we were playing table tennis and some 0:06:32.240 --> 0:06:35.200 kids rode rode up on their bikes, devastating and they 0:06:35.240 --> 0:06:37.680 were sort of circling around us and then started asking 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:38.240 like how long? 0:06:38.560 --> 0:06:39.880 This an eighties movie? 0:06:40.200 --> 0:06:42.880 I think this is the plot to The Lost Boy? 0:06:43.160 --> 0:06:44.159 Did someone get switch? 0:06:44.240 --> 0:06:49.600 Played? You cycle around someone menacingly? 0:06:49.880 --> 0:06:54.240 They gave me a double wedgie. They started saying, hey, 0:06:54.400 --> 0:06:56.440 when are you gonna when you're gonna leave, can we play? 0:06:56.680 --> 0:06:58.599 So we said, all right, we have one more set, 0:06:58.680 --> 0:07:00.360 and it's it's really not great. 0:07:00.360 --> 0:07:00.720 Comeback. 0:07:00.760 --> 0:07:03.200 By the way, what have burn? That must have get 0:07:03.200 --> 0:07:04.080 those kids peddling? 0:07:04.160 --> 0:07:06.240 Anyway, So we played out and then we finished and 0:07:06.520 --> 0:07:08.840 walked away. And then as we were walking away, I 0:07:08.880 --> 0:07:11.400 said to be wait, wait on a second, watch them 0:07:11.440 --> 0:07:13.680 for a little bit. I don't think they have bats, 0:07:13.880 --> 0:07:16.360 And they did it. They just had a tennis ball 0:07:16.440 --> 0:07:19.760 and they were using their hands to hit back and forth. 0:07:19.560 --> 0:07:23.480 Over the Trea table tennis. 0:07:23.560 --> 0:07:25.560 That should be against the rules. Well, it is against 0:07:25.560 --> 0:07:27.600 the rules because you don't have the bats, you shouldn't 0:07:27.600 --> 0:07:32.239 be able to use the table. They're not even playing. 0:07:35.040 --> 0:07:38.920 Oh my god, you've turned into Neil Mitchell's Find me happened? 0:07:39.240 --> 0:07:44.080 They say what we resist persist the Christian Connell Show podcast. 0:07:43.880 --> 0:07:46.600 Say about your new obsession in table tennis and your 0:07:46.720 --> 0:07:51.160 community table tennis. I feel sorry for the dog. I 0:07:51.240 --> 0:07:51.520 take it. 0:07:51.600 --> 0:07:52.520 Luna can't come out. 0:07:52.520 --> 0:07:54.360 They can then, because she eat the ball we bought 0:07:54.360 --> 0:07:58.160 it the first time. Only come because anytime you hit 0:07:58.160 --> 0:08:01.119 it off the table chase she's there and she chooses 0:08:01.160 --> 0:08:02.520 in her mouth she must. 0:08:02.360 --> 0:08:04.840 Be gutted because she'll see you getting ready to go 0:08:04.880 --> 0:08:07.520 out to the park and suddenly you like shut the 0:08:07.560 --> 0:08:08.160 door on her face. 0:08:08.200 --> 0:08:10.800 Yeah, it's been hard for her, but she compromises the 0:08:10.840 --> 0:08:11.720 balls come. 0:08:13.360 --> 0:08:15.800 I just turned a quick look on Google, right, and 0:08:15.840 --> 0:08:20.560 I found an article seven most Fascinating Facts about table tennis. 0:08:20.640 --> 0:08:21.520 Right. Did you know? 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:22.880 By the way, I didn't know this. It's the most 0:08:22.880 --> 0:08:24.640 popular indoor sport in the world. 0:08:24.960 --> 0:08:25.679 Oh really? 0:08:25.840 --> 0:08:26.080 Yeah? 0:08:26.120 --> 0:08:30.480 Okay? And there are sixteen thousand different varieties of rubbers 0:08:30.520 --> 0:08:31.320 for those bats. 0:08:32.360 --> 0:08:33.080 What does that mean? 0:08:33.240 --> 0:08:35.080 Well, you know that the skins that you have on 0:08:35.080 --> 0:08:37.319 your backs you can have different types and grades, can 0:08:37.400 --> 0:08:39.640 you yeah? Oh yeah, yeah. Also, I didn't know there 0:08:39.640 --> 0:08:42.640 was sixteen thousand. And it was originally called whiff whaff 0:08:42.679 --> 0:08:46.000 when it was invented in the eighteen eighties in England. 0:08:46.040 --> 0:08:48.480 I think it was invented originally played in a library 0:08:49.040 --> 0:08:51.680 when they would use a table and books, and the 0:08:51.679 --> 0:08:53.800 books made the name of with it sort of made 0:08:53.800 --> 0:08:55.880 a name like with whaff as they were hitting the balls, 0:08:55.920 --> 0:08:58.760 and I think that's why it was called originally with whaff. 0:08:59.160 --> 0:09:00.680 Is that what it said or is that what you 0:09:00.800 --> 0:09:01.200 just aid? 0:09:02.160 --> 0:09:04.120 The pub told me that one. I was just chucking 0:09:04.160 --> 0:09:07.920 in because the the fascinating facts was done as anything. Patsy, 0:09:08.080 --> 0:09:10.200 what it was the single highlight for you in your 0:09:10.200 --> 0:09:11.920 week's break mate? What did you enjoy doing? 0:09:12.280 --> 0:09:15.400 We click and collected some gravity chairs. If you're not 0:09:15.440 --> 0:09:18.199 aware what gravity chairs are, they're like the new butte 0:09:18.880 --> 0:09:24.079 sort of banana lounges outdoor chairs that are reclining outdoor chair. 0:09:24.160 --> 0:09:27.480 You see they call gravity chairs, but colaners have been 0:09:27.520 --> 0:09:29.160 around since they. 0:09:30.400 --> 0:09:32.840 Think of an outdoor chairs, these aren't. 0:09:32.880 --> 0:09:35.760 These are its gravity. 0:09:35.640 --> 0:09:40.400 Chair unless you're actually hovering off the. 0:09:39.480 --> 0:09:41.400 Oh, it's like back to the future. They can get 0:09:41.400 --> 0:09:46.280 the trainers that made us offer a gravity chair. 0:09:47.480 --> 0:09:50.320 We cracked them out at Warriby South Beach yesterday. So 0:09:50.360 --> 0:09:54.000 they're like the old banana lounge. But remember the banana 0:09:54.040 --> 0:09:56.320 lounges in the eighties were sort of low to the ground. 0:09:56.440 --> 0:09:59.240 These are like a normal outdoor chair and they have 0:09:59.360 --> 0:10:03.280 like a foot so you can go clock and put 0:10:03.320 --> 0:10:03.920 your legs up. 0:10:04.040 --> 0:10:05.000 Yeah, we've got two of those. 0:10:05.400 --> 0:10:08.440 Those real sort of there terrifying anytime I open them 0:10:08.640 --> 0:10:11.480 or put them away, You're terrified you're gonna lose fingers 0:10:11.480 --> 0:10:14.800 because you only managine a Concertina up about half the 0:10:14.840 --> 0:10:16.520 way and you think, oh, there's a kind of fit 0:10:16.600 --> 0:10:17.680 in the car, but it won't. 0:10:17.840 --> 0:10:19.840 It's like it's teasing you going. You know, you've got 0:10:19.880 --> 0:10:21.080 to come back to me and. 0:10:21.040 --> 0:10:25.600 Squish up like and any day you survive. We don't 0:10:25.600 --> 0:10:28.640 get your fingers sliced up closing those things. But perhaps 0:10:28.880 --> 0:10:31.080 we've got there's some old cheap thing. I think like 0:10:31.160 --> 0:10:32.839 sixty bucks. Each's got a foot rest. 0:10:33.040 --> 0:10:36.360 Yeah, they're not much and you've got three set them right. 0:10:36.440 --> 0:10:40.880 I'm not defining gravity, oh not een on musk leaving 0:10:40.920 --> 0:10:42.160 the Earth stratosphere. 0:10:42.240 --> 0:10:43.199 I'm just reclining. 0:10:43.440 --> 0:10:46.040 Also, I think people are enjoying the banana lounge because 0:10:46.040 --> 0:10:47.640 it gets you close to the sand and it gets 0:10:47.679 --> 0:10:48.800 you in a relaxed position. 0:10:49.080 --> 0:10:50.559 No, like a bit of wind under me. 0:10:50.760 --> 0:10:52.760 You've got like a barber's chair down at the beach. 0:10:54.720 --> 0:10:56.800 Jack mine was nearly flat yesterday. 0:10:56.840 --> 0:10:59.720 It was brilliant. Now, son, people are going to mistake 0:10:59.720 --> 0:11:01.320 you for the lifeguard? 0:11:02.320 --> 0:11:04.040 Are they getting haircuts? 0:11:06.800 --> 0:11:09.600 Christian Connell's show podcast. 0:11:09.880 --> 0:11:12.200 Jackie Boys just had a look on Google. Puts at 0:11:12.240 --> 0:11:17.280 your anti gravity chairs. They're recliners. And tell you what though, 0:11:17.320 --> 0:11:20.040 isn't the world a better place when you're in a recliner. 0:11:20.440 --> 0:11:24.160 Absolutely, I love a recliners. Cheap, the cheaper the better. 0:11:24.240 --> 0:11:26.400 Those plastic ones that creak a bit as you out 0:11:26.440 --> 0:11:29.400 and we're going to break this thing like those. 0:11:29.240 --> 0:11:32.160 I love those, but it does. You're exactly right about 0:11:32.200 --> 0:11:35.200 the collapsible ones. They just worry me about terrifying, like 0:11:35.280 --> 0:11:35.760 packing it. 0:11:35.760 --> 0:11:38.199 Up, absolutely terrified. 0:11:38.280 --> 0:11:41.560 Is it coming in some sort of bag pat the 0:11:41.640 --> 0:11:43.120 ones that you have to the camping chairs that you 0:11:43.160 --> 0:11:47.080 have to get back inside the bag in the first place. 0:11:47.120 --> 0:11:50.040 Yeah, it's the same with whenever we've been camping. We're 0:11:50.080 --> 0:11:52.240 not camping people, so we always have to borrow stuff, 0:11:52.320 --> 0:11:54.680 right and that when you've got to fold that tent 0:11:54.800 --> 0:11:57.960 up that was in that little backpack, you're like, this 0:11:58.040 --> 0:12:00.640 doesn't this just like in that movie Apollo Third Team 0:12:00.960 --> 0:12:03.120 where he goes, you know, he chucks all that stub 0:12:03.200 --> 0:12:06.679 and he goes make it work. Nuts Hanks is up 0:12:06.720 --> 0:12:08.240 there with Kevin Bacon. 0:12:08.679 --> 0:12:12.200 I had the worst tent once that was advertised itself 0:12:12.200 --> 0:12:15.560 as no poles. It's just you just folded up. Yeah, 0:12:15.840 --> 0:12:18.800 it's so easy to get up. You pull it out 0:12:18.840 --> 0:12:19.160 and it's like. 0:12:19.559 --> 0:12:22.319 It's like a jackular bott and You're like, surely I 0:12:22.400 --> 0:12:24.319 press a button. Then it reverses that at the end 0:12:24.320 --> 0:12:25.760 of it, like your hoover, you know, where you put 0:12:25.760 --> 0:12:27.840 the foot on that thing and it sucks the corder. 0:12:28.200 --> 0:12:30.079 A special maneuver you have to do to get it 0:12:30.160 --> 0:12:32.280 back in the bag is impossible. We ended up just 0:12:32.360 --> 0:12:35.239 pushing almost a fully made tent into the suit. 0:12:36.320 --> 0:12:39.640 Like a sausage where you're trying to thumb the meat 0:12:39.720 --> 0:12:40.360 into the skin. 0:12:40.440 --> 0:12:42.080 Again, it's awful. 0:12:42.160 --> 0:12:43.679 Yeah, this thing, it said, all we need to do 0:12:43.760 --> 0:12:46.800 is fold it a bean c And then when anything 0:12:46.880 --> 0:12:47.880 says simple. 0:12:47.600 --> 0:12:49.560 Easy steps, you're like this the opposite. 0:12:49.600 --> 0:12:52.360 And so at one point my wife was lying on me. 0:12:53.960 --> 0:12:55.280 It's standing up like I was trying to do some 0:12:55.400 --> 0:12:59.360 jiu jitsu standing it lego like twister to move something 0:12:59.360 --> 0:13:04.880 in exactly nineteen point nine degrees southwesterly. And then my 0:13:05.000 --> 0:13:07.240 wife lost to bants one point and it all just 0:13:07.320 --> 0:13:10.480 popped up again. We're trying to fold you away. 0:13:10.240 --> 0:13:12.760 You damn ten. I think you've got the same one 0:13:12.760 --> 0:13:15.120 as well, because the instructions actually start with the tent 0:13:15.200 --> 0:13:20.199 fully made. Yeah, he's just picking up the side and sat. 0:13:19.440 --> 0:13:21.840 YouTube video and in the end, I said, how much 0:13:21.960 --> 0:13:24.079 was this. Should we just buy them a new one 0:13:24.120 --> 0:13:24.800 and burn it. 0:13:25.960 --> 0:13:30.079 This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:13:29.800 --> 0:13:32.760 Of the last couple of Mondays. We've been doing these. 0:13:32.800 --> 0:13:36.080 They're called mash ups, where you take two completely different 0:13:36.200 --> 0:13:39.079 songs from two very wildly different genres and then put 0:13:39.080 --> 0:13:42.000 them together, sometimes even different decades, and you create a 0:13:42.000 --> 0:13:44.400 new song like the one We laughed and when We 0:13:44.440 --> 0:13:55.960 Last Died, This Amy Winehouse Rehab, and then that when 0:13:56.080 --> 0:14:04.760 Whams Wake me Up, you have this wake me up 0:14:04.800 --> 0:14:15.560 before you rehab. This is great works we have now 0:14:15.720 --> 0:14:17.600 not all of them sound as good as this. You've 0:14:17.600 --> 0:14:19.280 got some brand new ones that's going through them. 0:14:19.320 --> 0:14:20.000 Thank you very much. 0:14:20.040 --> 0:14:22.320 Listen to Simon who sts this one great song first 0:14:22.320 --> 0:14:26.320 of all Earth Wind and Fire September. This is a 0:14:32.840 --> 0:14:35.720 when I hear a song like this, it makes me 0:14:37.000 --> 0:14:38.760 look forward to a time when we can actually get 0:14:38.840 --> 0:14:40.600 dressed up to go out. You know, that is a 0:14:40.640 --> 0:14:42.520 song We just got out of the shower. You're putting 0:14:42.560 --> 0:14:45.520 on your clothes. You've got some after shave, you're shaving this. 0:14:47.120 --> 0:14:48.920 Maybe it's just me, but that's the way a gentleman 0:14:49.000 --> 0:14:51.280 like me and English gentleman likes to do it Earth, 0:14:51.320 --> 0:14:53.480 Wind and fire will meet the food fighters. 0:14:53.960 --> 0:15:02.920 What it's just the suddenly paid the next morning when 0:15:02.920 --> 0:15:07.440 you learn to walk together, putting together, you've got this? 0:15:12.520 --> 0:15:12.720 Yeah? 0:15:12.880 --> 0:15:13.680 What same? 0:15:13.960 --> 0:15:30.240 This was wind and foa. This is brilliant, all right. 0:15:30.240 --> 0:15:33.000 Listen, James has got this one, Taylor Swift, We are 0:15:33.040 --> 0:15:37.200 never getting back together. It's the sound of. 0:15:37.200 --> 0:15:37.840 The summer kids. 0:15:37.880 --> 0:15:38.360 Get on it. 0:15:39.520 --> 0:15:41.280 It's gonna break big, I just know it. 0:15:41.360 --> 0:15:44.320 Kids, very huge to get on it now, sound of 0:15:44.320 --> 0:15:46.120 the Summer twenty one kids. 0:15:46.240 --> 0:15:48.960 Along with them, tall stink fist. 0:15:49.960 --> 0:15:53.640 Is that the first time the world stink fish? As 0:15:53.680 --> 0:15:57.720 the station heads towards thirteeth, we are ruining it with 0:15:58.000 --> 0:16:00.800 stink fist? Know this song? 0:16:01.200 --> 0:16:01.400 Right? 0:16:03.160 --> 0:16:03.800 Love it? Yeah? 0:16:04.920 --> 0:16:06.160 It's down the summer kids. 0:16:09.200 --> 0:16:10.760 To be honest, So that any of us ever heard 0:16:10.800 --> 0:16:13.920 that song? I have, and I'm alright with that. I'm 0:16:13.920 --> 0:16:16.840 alright saying that. What do you do when you put 0:16:16.880 --> 0:16:18.400 them together? What is this girl? 0:16:18.520 --> 0:16:30.200 Sound like? The two of them together? 0:16:30.200 --> 0:16:33.480 It's called we are Never getting told together. I don't 0:16:33.600 --> 0:16:34.840 like that. 0:16:34.840 --> 0:16:35.360 That's enough. 0:16:35.360 --> 0:16:39.160 That's too much of Spring, Pretty Fly for a White 0:16:39.240 --> 0:16:49.880 Guy and Respute and Resputing great songs off Spring, Pretty 0:16:49.880 --> 0:16:57.400 Fly for a White guy, you. 0:16:57.440 --> 0:16:59.120 Got pretty fly for a resputian. 0:17:05.400 --> 0:17:21.880 That is slick, This is brilliant. 0:17:30.680 --> 0:17:33.320 That is best in class this week. Thank you very much. 0:17:33.359 --> 0:17:35.400 As you find them on YouTube or on the internet, 0:17:35.920 --> 0:17:38.320 email them to me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com 0:17:38.359 --> 0:17:40.840 dot A you thank you. 0:17:40.840 --> 0:17:43.639 You're listening to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:17:43.840 --> 0:17:46.760 I don't say welcome back, but you might still been 0:17:46.840 --> 0:17:47.520 here last week. 0:17:47.520 --> 0:17:49.000 It's such an arrogant thing when you come back in 0:17:49.000 --> 0:17:52.199 the radio and everyone's back because we're back talking, you know, 0:17:52.240 --> 0:17:55.040 and you probably have been sat there staring forlornly at 0:17:55.080 --> 0:17:57.879 the radio like a dog waiting for its master return up. 0:17:58.920 --> 0:18:00.760 I'm more the talking be back. 0:18:01.520 --> 0:18:03.880 Huggy gave away the big price last week. 0:18:03.960 --> 0:18:07.720 Sure that you don't take seven days off in radio. 0:18:08.200 --> 0:18:11.320 That is pennies from a dead man's eyes, Huggy, I 0:18:11.440 --> 0:18:14.960 thought you were a friend. The smitt he's always in here, smiling, 0:18:15.000 --> 0:18:17.160 pat me on the back when the results are out. 0:18:17.200 --> 0:18:19.359 Now I know the moment I'm out of here, he's given. 0:18:19.480 --> 0:18:21.120 We went out and did the video for the walkthrough. 0:18:21.359 --> 0:18:21.960 We always do. 0:18:22.119 --> 0:18:24.760 We did the hard work. We went out to that mansion. 0:18:24.480 --> 0:18:26.720 And go and do those videos out there with the 0:18:26.760 --> 0:18:28.840 Matt's a home, Shuggy, don't just show that up on 0:18:28.920 --> 0:18:31.680 the finish line giving away the big prize. The moment 0:18:31.680 --> 0:18:33.960 we're out of here, he must have been going into 0:18:34.000 --> 0:18:36.800 the boss going on, Yeah, got to wait seven days, 0:18:37.200 --> 0:18:39.200 Let Huggy do it. I've been here, you know, thirty 0:18:39.280 --> 0:18:42.480 years coming up, man, and boy, I was looking forward 0:18:42.520 --> 0:18:43.560 to come back this week. 0:18:43.320 --> 0:18:43.800 And doing it. 0:18:43.920 --> 0:18:44.160 Yeah. 0:18:44.440 --> 0:18:46.280 He probably the best thing. He gives always like a 0:18:46.280 --> 0:18:48.840 Phil Collins Best of CD. And now he's jumped up 0:18:48.880 --> 0:18:50.359 to the four million dollar home. 0:18:51.400 --> 0:18:54.600 That was too much. That's too much. Come on now 0:18:54.800 --> 0:18:56.399 you can deal with him when he comes in for 0:18:56.440 --> 0:19:01.240 his Monday morning Brisbane Lines Updated news. Everybody, we come 0:19:01.280 --> 0:19:04.359 back with good news. We're all, every single one of 0:19:04.440 --> 0:19:07.040 us here in this city. We are all now joint 0:19:07.400 --> 0:19:16.000 world record holders. Baby see Argentina losers. That's see how 0:19:16.000 --> 0:19:17.280 many days in lockdown? 0:19:17.400 --> 0:19:20.440 Two one hundred and forty six says of midnight. 0:19:21.359 --> 0:19:23.800 As of this midnight or midnight we just had that. 0:19:23.840 --> 0:19:27.639 We just had two hundred and forty six days. 0:19:27.640 --> 0:19:28.840 And should we retire now? 0:19:28.920 --> 0:19:34.360 Not out only if only there's people stiff? Is this 0:19:34.440 --> 0:19:38.400 the month? Is this the month October? Is it? Dare 0:19:38.400 --> 0:19:40.920 we believe? Dare we dream? Is it? Three weeks time? 0:19:41.119 --> 0:19:44.160 I thought it? Oh, what's November five? 0:19:44.880 --> 0:19:47.520