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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Stop stop giving hints, You've got to stop the Oh yeah.

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Speaker 3: James Herd flushed my head down the toilet.

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Speaker 4: I have secured the station. Captain goes down with the station.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one four point three.

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Speaker 4: Hey, good morning, Monday morning. Welcomeel to the Christian o'connells Show.

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Speaker 4: We are back and we are world record holders. Do

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Speaker 4: you know normally if you're a world record holder, you

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Speaker 4: get credited to on you the person done it. Now

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Speaker 4: that we are the most lockdown sit in the world, all,

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Speaker 4: every single person here in Melbourne is part of that

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Speaker 4: world record attempt.

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Speaker 3: Congratulations, guys.

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Speaker 4: Do we share the certificate one day each over a year.

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Speaker 3: Welcome back, jack Good to see you guys.

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Speaker 4: How are welcome back? Patsy yay? Hey sorry, oh, someone's

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Speaker 4: a little bit rusty after Saturdays. Very much.

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Speaker 5: We'll have it far and by night. I'm sure.

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Speaker 4: Guys, what was in this lockdown week off that we've

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Speaker 4: just had, right, Jackie boy, what was the single most

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Speaker 4: enjoyable thing you did?

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Speaker 3: I have a brand new obsession table tennis.

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Speaker 5: Awesome.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we got communal table tennis tables put in Cobourg

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Speaker 3: sousing where under the station. You know how they raised

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Speaker 3: the rail line up above our houses under the station.

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Speaker 3: They put all these public amedis.

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Speaker 4: About two years ago you read to man the street

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Speaker 4: you wrote a protest song. The way that the man

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Speaker 4: buys you is with a free table tennis. Oh oh wow,

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Speaker 4: take that barricade down. It's irresponsible.

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Speaker 3: I'd take back what I said about that.

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Speaker 4: I was.

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Speaker 3: I was at the skyrail, but now on pro skyrail

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Speaker 3: because of all the public ammenities underneath.

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Speaker 4: Dog the sis need to do another monorail episode.

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Speaker 3: But ping Pong is the main one, and we got out.

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Speaker 4: We ordered ping pong. It's the future. Get in now, kids,

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Speaker 4: Get in now, ping pong.

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Speaker 3: We ordered our bats last Monday and we have.

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Speaker 4: We've ordered them.

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Speaker 2: You've got to supply your own.

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Speaker 4: You got to bring your own back on COVID friendly,

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Speaker 4: bring your own ball. You can't just leave bats hanging around.

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Speaker 4: Ping pong properly, guys, that's what I say. Three peaks,

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Speaker 4: ping pong properly.

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Speaker 3: It's in sound. Bats arrived last week. We've played every day.

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Speaker 4: O course, I bet, and who's who's better?

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Speaker 3: The anchor had a table to this table as a

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Speaker 3: kid growing up, so she's naturally got more skills than me.

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Speaker 5: Oh that's got it, just got.

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Speaker 4: Her, it does.

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Speaker 3: But because she's pregnant and she's getting heavier and heavier

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Speaker 4: Man as well, because she's pregnant, the fourhands are a

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Speaker 3: She's getting slower, and.

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Speaker 5: There's two of you in there, another ace, another ace.

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Speaker 3: I think by the end of the pregnancy, I'll be

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Speaker 3: winning more regularly because at the moment I'm getting handed

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Speaker 4: Wow. And other people down the plane as well. That

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Speaker 4: also been sot that also got brought out by the

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Speaker 4: Man No. One of the table tennis sets called the

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Speaker 4: Man owns you enjoy your game.

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Speaker 3: I hate when we see other people down there because

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Speaker 3: I don't want other people to watch. So I wait

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Speaker 3: until you know what we've been doing keeping our alarm

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Speaker 3: clock for five am and going out at six in

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Speaker 3: the morning.

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Speaker 4: What all right? Do you know what already? You're spoiling me.

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Speaker 4: I was worried that the in the week we've had off,

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Speaker 4: we can't do a lot. We might be a little

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Speaker 4: bit lighting material. Today he's been keeping that alarm going.

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Speaker 4: I smashed mine seven days ago.

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Speaker 6: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Yester Evening, Jack Post sent me an email just a

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Speaker 4: couple of things you know he was thinking about, maybe

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Speaker 5: One of them.

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Speaker 4: Simply was the subject heading was my hot water keeps

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Speaker 4: turning off. Our whole water keeps turning off, and it's

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Speaker 4: getting more frequent. I remember looking at that and almost

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Speaker 4: wanted to just shut the laptop and cry and sob

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Speaker 4: why not seven days off? And this is the hot materials? Hey,

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Speaker 4: one out of goals, virtue hot water.

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Speaker 5: What is the temperature of Jack's water?

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Speaker 4: Guess right, wim big buddy cash, Now you tell me

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Speaker 4: you've kept a five am five am alarm call normally

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Speaker 4: reserved for this show. Your job. Your new table tennis

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Speaker 4: bats please rewind. They've got new table tennis community table

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Speaker 4: tennis tabletops.

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Speaker 3: They've put them in Coburg and Brunswick. Anybody can go

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Speaker 3: to them, but you have to have your own bats

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Speaker 3: and ball. The morning is actually the best time to

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Speaker 3: play because less chance that other people are there. The

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Speaker 3: sun is coming up and it's beautiful in the morning.

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Speaker 3: It's hitting underneath.

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Speaker 5: I love a sunrise when it HiT's ping pong.

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Speaker 3: Oh, realistically, six thirty, we've been out there. The other

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Speaker 3: thing that's really important, really important.

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Speaker 4: He's got another one for us. Perhaps it's anyone writ

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Speaker 4: and he's down. If it was make he's come down

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Speaker 4: from the mountain in which somethings to be preserved on

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Speaker 4: a tablet?

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Speaker 5: What is it? Moses?

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Speaker 3: Anyone who's played table tennis outside would know that.

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Speaker 5: They know you all know, guys, they're in the know.

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Speaker 3: As soon as there's wind, it makes it very difficult

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Speaker 3: to play because the ball goes anywhere.

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Speaker 5: It's the enemy of ping pong.

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Speaker 3: So getting up early the wind is low in the morning.

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Speaker 5: I don't know why that sounds, but the sun's coming.

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Speaker 3: Up, the sun's coming up, there's no wind. Best time

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Speaker 3: of day to play because if you're waiting for the afternoon,

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Speaker 3: the trees could be windy. That's a sign.

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Speaker 4: And that's why they have those Olympic tournaments in a

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Speaker 4: Winfrey shielding unit, don't they.

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Speaker 3: I Actually, you've been spending a lot of my time

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Speaker 3: over the last week standing at the shutters, looking at

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Speaker 3: at the trees moving because if they're not moving, oh yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's a great time to play there.

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Speaker 4: Now, if you were seventy nine, that's a good day.

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Speaker 4: That's the highlight of your day. You in your thirties

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Speaker 4: would mean looking at the trees like, come on, go

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Speaker 3: As soon as the trees are still, it means it's

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Speaker 5: There looking through the shutters. Okay, this is a dream condition.

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Speaker 4: You want no wind breaking or quicker?

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Speaker 3: Then the other thing, the other problem is if other

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Speaker 3: have to bring your own bats, because it discourages people

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Speaker 4: I got it, outsiders.

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Speaker 3: What happened is we were playing table tennis and some

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Speaker 4: This an eighties movie?

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Speaker 5: I think this is the plot to The Lost Boy?

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Speaker 4: Did someone get switch?

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Speaker 5: Played? You cycle around someone menacingly?

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Speaker 3: They gave me a double wedgie. They started saying, hey,

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Speaker 3: So we said, all right, we have one more set,

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Speaker 4: Comeback.

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Speaker 5: By the way, what have burn? That must have get

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Speaker 3: Anyway, So we played out and then we finished and

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Speaker 3: And they did it. They just had a tennis ball

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Speaker 5: Over the Trea table tennis.

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Speaker 3: That should be against the rules. Well, it is against

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Speaker 3: the rules because you don't have the bats, you shouldn't

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Speaker 3: be able to use the table. They're not even playing.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, you've turned into Neil Mitchell's Find me happened?

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Speaker 6: They say what we resist persist the Christian Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Say about your new obsession in table tennis and your

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Speaker 4: community table tennis. I feel sorry for the dog. I

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Speaker 5: Luna can't come out.

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Speaker 3: They can then, because she eat the ball we bought

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Speaker 3: it the first time. Only come because anytime you hit

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Speaker 4: Be gutted because she'll see you getting ready to go

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's been hard for her, but she compromises the

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Speaker 4: I just turned a quick look on Google, right, and

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Speaker 4: I found an article seven most Fascinating Facts about table tennis.

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Speaker 5: Right. Did you know?

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Speaker 4: By the way, I didn't know this. It's the most

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Speaker 4: popular indoor sport in the world.

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Speaker 3: Oh really?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Okay? And there are sixteen thousand different varieties of rubbers

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Speaker 3: What does that mean?

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Speaker 4: Well, you know that the skins that you have on

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Speaker 4: you yeah? Oh yeah, yeah. Also, I didn't know there

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Speaker 4: was sixteen thousand. And it was originally called whiff whaff

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Speaker 4: when it was invented in the eighteen eighties in England.

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Speaker 4: I think it was invented originally played in a library

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Speaker 4: a name like with whaff as they were hitting the balls,

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Speaker 4: and I think that's why it was called originally with whaff.

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Speaker 3: Is that what it said or is that what you

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Speaker 3: just aid?

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Speaker 4: The pub told me that one. I was just chucking

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Speaker 4: in because the the fascinating facts was done as anything. Patsy,

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Speaker 4: what it was the single highlight for you in your

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Speaker 4: week's break mate? What did you enjoy doing?

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Speaker 2: We click and collected some gravity chairs. If you're not

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Speaker 2: aware what gravity chairs are, they're like the new butte

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Speaker 2: sort of banana lounges outdoor chairs that are reclining outdoor chair.

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Speaker 4: You see they call gravity chairs, but colaners have been

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Speaker 4: around since they.

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Speaker 3: Think of an outdoor chairs, these aren't.

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Speaker 4: These are its gravity.

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Speaker 3: Chair unless you're actually hovering off the.

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Speaker 4: Oh, it's like back to the future. They can get

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Speaker 4: the trainers that made us offer a gravity chair.

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Speaker 2: We cracked them out at Warriby South Beach yesterday. So

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Speaker 2: they're like the old banana lounge. But remember the banana

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Speaker 2: lounges in the eighties were sort of low to the ground.

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Speaker 2: These are like a normal outdoor chair and they have

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we've got two of those.

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Speaker 4: Those real sort of there terrifying anytime I open them

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Speaker 4: or put them away, You're terrified you're gonna lose fingers

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Speaker 5: Of the last couple of Mondays. We've been doing these.

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Speaker 4: Maybe it's just me, but that's the way a gentleman

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Speaker 5: This was wind and foa. This is brilliant, all right.

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Speaker 4: Listen, James has got this one, Taylor Swift, We are

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Speaker 5: The summer kids.

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Speaker 5: It's gonna break big, I just know it.

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Speaker 4: Is that the first time the world stink fish? As

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Speaker 5: Right?

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Speaker 4: To be honest, So that any of us ever heard

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Speaker 4: It's called we are Never getting told together. I don't

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Speaker 5: That's enough.

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Speaker 4: That's too much of Spring, Pretty Fly for a White

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Speaker 4: Guy and Respute and Resputing great songs off Spring, Pretty

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Speaker 4: As you find them on YouTube or on the internet,

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Speaker 5: I don't say welcome back, but you might still been

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Speaker 5: Huggy gave away the big price last week.

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Speaker 4: That is pennies from a dead man's eyes, Huggy, I

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Speaker 4: back with good news. We're all, every single one of

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Speaker 4: Ten of us picnics together. Tell them what these picnics

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Speaker 3: We were desperate for a picnic.

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Speaker 5: Rather it's the booze up in a Parkay.

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Speaker 3: I never thought. Remember your girls bought you as a

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Speaker 3: So the only thing we can do you've used the

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Speaker 5: And then I start going.

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Speaker 4: Hey, rather do you see the d's when it weekend?

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Speaker 4: They got it up there, Oh sixty years drought. I've

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Speaker 5: This screams of a radio prank.

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Speaker 4: This is Hamish Nandy, you guys back in two thousand

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Speaker 4: breakfast show running out of it ears towards the end

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Speaker 4: of the year.

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Speaker 3: I did work at Fox when they did the largest

449
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Speaker 3: gathering of redheaded people.

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Speaker 4: And that is what year and decade was that? Red

451
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Speaker 4: headed people? What are you rounding them up to do?

452
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Speaker 4: Depete Nott't taking away somewhere to a camp. No more

453
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Speaker 4: of fast story? And then what did you do to them?

454
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Speaker 4: You're just following orders? Did you listen to his squeaky voice,

455
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Speaker 4: We're just following orders. Let's move on. Most people doing

456
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Speaker 4: chest pumps and fat all of these. And I get

457
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Speaker 4: to this one fastest one hundred meters by a pantomime horse.

458
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Speaker 4: The name that crops up here Shane Crawford, Legacy craw

459
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Speaker 4: That's Legacy. And then I love this because we were

460
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Speaker 4: talking about totem tennis the other week on the show.

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Speaker 5: You know, I went out and brought one, Oh.

462
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Speaker 3: How's it going?

463
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Speaker 4: What's it?

464
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Speaker 3: Because we had nostalgic that It was the most nostalgic fever.

465
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Speaker 4: I built that thing on the first day of our

466
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Speaker 4: break right. It was a beautiful sunny Saturday morning, right,

467
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Speaker 4: and come on, come on, I've reinvented the wheel good time.

468
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Speaker 5: But hey, they were indoors within two minutes.

469
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Speaker 4: It is. It was like a one night stand. I

470
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Speaker 4: should not have gone back to that did not get

471
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Speaker 4: it's even this morning I was letting the dog out.

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Speaker 4: It's like a museum of a sad.

473
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Speaker 5: Old toy story thing.

474
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Speaker 4: It must be. It looks all draping and that with

475
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Speaker 4: no one to play it.

476
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Speaker 3: So did you at least play in your own because it.

477
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Speaker 4: Was like you can't Dad in his forties by him

478
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Speaker 4: out just whacking it. It's so much fun and then

479
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Speaker 4: it gets tangled up really quickly, got under it all.

480
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Speaker 5: But it's just not it's just not now.

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Speaker 3: Give it to us to borrow. I'll get more day

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Speaker 3: all right?

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Speaker 4: Coming up next to and some other world records that

484
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Speaker 4: Australia owns.

485
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Speaker 6: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

486
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Speaker 4: Talking about how we are new world record holders here

487
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Speaker 4: in Melbourne, the city with the longest lockdown now so

488
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Speaker 4: two hundred and forty six.

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Speaker 5: Days back to yep, to forty six meanwhile, so.

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Speaker 4: You don't feel too bad because obviously you know, I

491
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Speaker 4: know the rest of the world is opening up and

492
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Speaker 4: opened up in various places, but in the UK it

493
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Speaker 4: is chaos. Speaking to my mom and dad weekend, there

494
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Speaker 4: is a fuel crisis obviously post brexit. When they said, hey,

495
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Speaker 4: you lot go back home to Europe, they're now ringing

496
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Speaker 4: the about going actually, can some of you come back

497
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Speaker 4: to try these lorries and like do a lot of

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Speaker 4: other stuff. We didn't know just kind of just we

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Speaker 4: meant go back over there for a bit, I'm thinking

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Speaker 4: about it, and then get back here because there's no

501
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Speaker 4: one's Boris mors.

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Speaker 3: Can't you foresee that stuff as well? Like don't do

503
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Speaker 3: excel stations, go hey, we're getting low. Can someone bring

504
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Speaker 3: some new stuff?

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Speaker 4: Yep. So apparently my dad said a week ago Boris

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Speaker 4: appeared on TV. So that's how powerfully is he just

507
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Speaker 4: took control of the BBC one and said, you don't

508
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Speaker 4: need to worry about this.

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Speaker 5: It's a media storm. So I'm all right, what is

510
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Speaker 5: the guy Johns?

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Speaker 4: Fair enough? And then suddenly five days they got actually

512
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Speaker 4: I've called the army in wait what happened to don't

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Speaker 4: worry about it? The army? The army? And did the

514
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Speaker 4: army they train for this? Well? You know where did

515
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Speaker 4: you serve I with three tours in cow text Frankston,

516
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Speaker 4: you weren't there, man.

517
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Speaker 3: Just digging in a part of England. Yes, fine, Oil

518
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Speaker 3: and middle.

519
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Speaker 4: Will be running them. What do you hold a mass?

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Speaker 4: Bor and pumped for Get down, you maggot. And then

521
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Speaker 4: over the weekend Boris Johnson has been holed over the

522
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Speaker 4: cold and it's rare that a politician is actually honest.

523
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Speaker 4: This is barely believable what we're now on the TV

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Speaker 4: of the weekend.

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Speaker 9: I've giving you the most important metric, which is I mean,

526
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Speaker 9: never mind life expectancy never mind? Uh uh, you know

527
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Speaker 9: cancer out comes? Or look at look at wage growth?

528
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Speaker 5: Can we go how much a we are earning right

529
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Speaker 5: now as white people?

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Speaker 4: Huh? Forget about the old What is it? Did you

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Speaker 4: say life expectancy and cancer outcomes? It was spits out

532
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Speaker 4: the word cancer outcomes. Sorry again, Boris.

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Speaker 9: I've giving you the most important metric, which is I mean,

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Speaker 9: never mind life expectancy, never mind.

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Speaker 4: You cancer out comes? Look at look at wage growth? Wow?

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Speaker 5: Okay, so now that we're world record holders, ever.

537
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Speaker 4: World records, you might not training mines for verious parts

538
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Speaker 4: of Australia largest skinny dip.

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Speaker 3: Well you didn't tell us about the total tennis. So

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Speaker 3: I started just telling us about your totem tennis in

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Speaker 3: your backyard.

542
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Speaker 4: Seven hours and thirty five minutes right here in Melbourne,

543
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Speaker 4: the longest ever game.

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Speaker 5: I don't know. That can't be a continuous game.

545
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Speaker 3: It must be continuous. It's too easy to be.

546
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Speaker 4: You can't keep playing it because it just goes up.

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Speaker 4: One worthy the other weren't there. It's not the world's

548
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Speaker 4: longest rally where they're both so evenly matched. It was

549
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Speaker 4: Nadal and Federer.

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Speaker 3: It must be a rally because else we could beat

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Speaker 3: it today by just going eight hours.

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Speaker 4: Producers, can we look at There's no way it's a rally.

553
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Speaker 4: I've seen how hard it is to get it going,

554
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Speaker 4: keep it going for like ten seconds. But the world

555
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Speaker 4: record is here in Melbourne. Other world records around Australia

556
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Speaker 4: largest skinny dip and seven hundred and eighty six nude

557
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Speaker 4: people flocked to South Beach in Berth to break the

558
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Speaker 4: work all for the world's largest skinny dip.

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Speaker 5: Together.

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Speaker 4: This is one too proud of Australia. Most swords swallowed

561
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Speaker 4: underwater because obviously maybe the guy saw the ones how

562
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Speaker 4: many swords there are above land and thought I'm gonna

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Speaker 4: go one better. I'm gonna be underwater. Shane verticom as

564
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Speaker 4: the space Cowboy, Shane holding from Byron Bay, swallowed four

565
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Speaker 4: swords as weights held him underwater in the deep diving pool.

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Speaker 4: Did they closed the pool? Although where people have their

567
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Speaker 4: normal like water ropes doing down there, you can't bring

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Speaker 4: you can't bring swords into a pool. Is he even

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Speaker 4: held down by weight? But this is the really big one.

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Speaker 4: You know, as the world looks to Australian things sometimes

571
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Speaker 4: that what has gone on over there? This is something

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Speaker 4: proud of Actually largest simultaneous car tire burnouts.

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Speaker 5: Why is it more of this man?

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Speaker 4: Why is it there a giant tie somewhere marking this

575
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Speaker 4: for future generations. Australia holds the record for the world's

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Speaker 4: largest largest simultaneous car type bird out of course it

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Speaker 4: does a total of one hundred and twenty six vehicles

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Speaker 4: destroyed their tires for the record. In Canberra, the home

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Speaker 4: of our home of democracy and also world rerecord, told

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Speaker 4: us fort burnouts.

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Speaker 6: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 5: Over a lot of wheat break we had.

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Speaker 4: Then I went to the Royal Botanical Gardens right, and

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Speaker 4: I've been there once before. I think about the first

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Speaker 4: year that we moved here, and it's beautiful, right. And

586
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Speaker 4: then because we had some time off and we could

587
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Speaker 4: move out a bit more and within fifteen k I

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Speaker 4: saw that it was within my fifteen k. So I

589
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Speaker 4: went one day by myself for a couple of hours.

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Speaker 4: There's been six hours in there. It's reading a book.

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Speaker 4: I had lunch in there. If you if you can

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Speaker 4: go to it, right, it is beautiful, you are. That

593
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Speaker 4: is a hidden gem of Melbourne. Right, they're all botanical guides.

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Speaker 4: It's amazing in there, right. And when I parked out,

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Speaker 4: I saw the name of the road. It's the main

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Speaker 4: road apart are right, And I was just looking. I

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Speaker 4: was starving, right, I was looking for something to eat

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Speaker 4: and I found You know, these days people are just

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Speaker 4: blessed them. They're trying to just make money at the moment.

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Speaker 4: And so what would have been a bustling restaurant or

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Speaker 4: a cafe. It's a kind of like doorway or window,

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Speaker 4: isn't it with a head you know, and they're pivoting.

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Speaker 4: Was still pivoting this year to try and make some money.

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Speaker 4: There was a there was a there was a lady

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Speaker 4: in just a doorway right with a table a till,

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Speaker 4: and she was selling food and so I'm starving. I

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Speaker 4: saw that there was a sausage roll there, and so

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Speaker 4: I said, oh, are they nice? As she goes yes,

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Speaker 4: She sort of looked at me.

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Speaker 5: Like what what am I going to say?

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Speaker 4: No, it's dogged her ten bucks. She went, yeah, they are,

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Speaker 4: They're my sausage roll. So I went, all right, what's

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Speaker 4: your name?

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Speaker 5: Is her name?

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Speaker 4: She said, my name's Hidi, And I said I can

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Speaker 4: have some ketch up with that as well. She went,

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Speaker 4: I make my own reddish and it wasn't like one

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Speaker 4: of those. Would you like some? And I went, I'll

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Speaker 4: have that then as well, and so I ate it

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Speaker 4: and it was that the greatest sausage role I've ever had.

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Speaker 4: It was amazing. Right, it's a one seven nine to

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Speaker 4: Main Road. If you ever can go down the Botanical guys,

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Speaker 4: go and get a sausage roll there.

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Speaker 3: Oh, usually some sometimes people give the name of the restaurant.

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Speaker 3: I couldn't find a chat decription of where you can

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Speaker 3: find it.

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Speaker 4: One seven nine. That's all I know about it. It

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Speaker 4: mayn't be called one seven nine mate. It's South Yarrett.

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Speaker 4: It may be called one seven nine. Make sure you

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Speaker 4: get Heidie's Reddish as well with that sausage roll. Anyway,

631
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Speaker 4: spending a lot of time. Three days at my seven

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Speaker 4: days off, I spent in the orbitterny.

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Speaker 3: Well, it sounds like you're just trying to avoid your family.

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Speaker 4: No No, I took my wife there and we had

635
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Speaker 4: a lovely time as well. But as I was wandering around,

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Speaker 4: you got trees all over the world, sometime are like

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Speaker 4: two hundred years old or one hundred and fifty years old.

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Speaker 4: There's one part by the Duke of York in nineteen

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Speaker 4: oh four, and some of them made me actually quite

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Speaker 4: homesick because there was a couple of big British oaks

641
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Speaker 4: there that you know you grow up with in England.

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Speaker 4: They're everywhere, and I was always wandering around. I saw

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Speaker 4: there are these park benches everywhere, and you've got all

644
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Speaker 4: kinds of people sat on them having a nice time

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Speaker 4: enjoying these stunning views all around the gardens.

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Speaker 5: And I was sat on them.

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Speaker 4: I always do you do this when you sit on

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Speaker 4: a free bench, it's dedicated by somebody.

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Speaker 3: Usually a plaque.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so I always have a read of it, just

651
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Speaker 4: to go, you know, you see how what kind of

652
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Speaker 4: life they had, how long they were live or sometimes

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Speaker 4: it's two people, sometimes a couple. And as I was

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Speaker 4: on the benches, as I spent quite a lot of

655
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Speaker 4: time on the right, I was actually wondering about who

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Speaker 4: some of these people are. And I took a photo

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Speaker 4: of one of them I was sat on yesterday. It

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Speaker 4: was a memory of Dr Newman Pincus, who lived from

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Speaker 4: nineteen twenty two to two thousand and three, and Lee Pinkers,

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Speaker 4: who lived from nineteen twenty seven to twenty nineteen. So

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Speaker 4: whoever the lean Pinkers was, and I guess maybe his wife,

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Speaker 4: And then the inscription said together in their beloved botanical guards.

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Speaker 5: I was thinking, Wow, that's amazing.

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Speaker 4: There must have been couples who've been on dates here

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Speaker 4: and then got married to their kids there and maybe

666
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Speaker 4: maybe grandkids. It's been there so long. And I was

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Speaker 4: thinking these park benches, I've seeing them in England where

668
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Speaker 4: they're dedicated to people. How do they actually.

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Speaker 3: What happened to organize that?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? How do you get a park bench? Is it

671
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Speaker 4: something in your will? Is it in money? Thing?

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Speaker 3: Because twenty nineteen as well means that park bench is

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Speaker 3: newly Yes, all the park plark, isn't you.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so I'm curious to know.

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Speaker 4: Does anyone know of a family member or maybe would

676
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Speaker 4: know someone else, a relative who actually has a bench anywhere,

677
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Speaker 4: not just botanical gods, anywhere. I'm dying to know. You

678
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Speaker 4: see these benches, They're dedicated to people all over the world,

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Speaker 4: and if you thought about, I know there must be

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Speaker 4: one hundreds. They're everywhere in the botanical guns, each one

681
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Speaker 4: of them, whether it's one person. There was a guy

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Speaker 4: from nineteen nineteen fifteen is Born who died in two thousand,

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Speaker 4: Robbie Robertson. I've got no idea about this guy. I

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Speaker 4: was like, what kind of life? What did he do

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Speaker 4: with his time on earth? And so yeah, does anyone

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Speaker 4: know anything? How do you go about getting a park

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Speaker 4: bench dedicated to yourself or your wife, or to your

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Speaker 4: mum or dad.

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Speaker 6: I'd love to know, well, Christian no connell show podcasts.

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Speaker 4: You know park benches or even just benches wherever they

691
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Speaker 4: are all over the world, they're often dedicated to somebody.

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Speaker 4: I always have a nose at them, and yesterday I

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Speaker 4: was in the raw Botanical Guards, I was actually looking

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Speaker 4: at them. They can how do you go about actually

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Speaker 4: getting one of these benches. What a lovely thing to

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Speaker 4: leave behind that you can provide a resting point or

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Speaker 4: a viewpoint for anyone who's a bit tired so want

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Speaker 4: to have a little sit down and chat with somebody.

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Speaker 5: Pass it. I bet you and Chris would love that.

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Speaker 4: Would you?

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Speaker 2: I'd love one of these that was on notting Hill.

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Speaker 2: Remember your favorite movie Yep, they had a bench dedicated.

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Speaker 3: I think it's.

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Speaker 4: Beauty for you and Chris though, who now, why are

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Speaker 4: you a week off? You've got those well you were

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Speaker 4: sold them. They were all recliners, but you have sold

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Speaker 4: them as anti gravity chairs. Maybe two of those, you

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Speaker 4: know park bench is only it's great, but it's locked

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Speaker 4: in one.

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Speaker 3: They don't.

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Speaker 4: They don't. Recly, maybe the world needs dedicated memorial recliners. Actually,

712
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Speaker 4: maybe there's a thing we just speak to the council.

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Speaker 4: Can we do such a thing. I'd tell I find

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Speaker 4: any kind of chair or bench auld be a recliner, because.

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Speaker 3: Then people would know that your loved ones really really.

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Speaker 4: Love this guy really loves it. He loved to just

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Speaker 4: sit back and relax.

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Speaker 7: Here.

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Speaker 4: Literally, we'll try to trying to find out this morning.

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Speaker 4: Then how do you go about getting one of those. Brad,

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Speaker 4: good morning, Hey Christian, how are I'm good? Brad?

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Speaker 5: Thanks for calling the show. So what can you tell us?

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Speaker 4: Brad?

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Speaker 8: H Yeah, the ample made a park bench for his

725
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Speaker 8: deceased wife and he applied two council into Long and

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Speaker 8: they him and his wife used to go to Balian

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Speaker 8: Sanctuary quite a lot which is a nice little park

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Speaker 8: area into Long and uh, yeah they let him put

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Speaker 8: uh this park but he made it himself. And yeah,

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Speaker 8: they they let him uh put it put it in

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Speaker 8: the in the sanctuary.

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Speaker 4: A lovely thing of respect for him to do.

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Speaker 8: I don't think anyone's going to do that for me.

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Speaker 5: We will find a carpenter that will do that for you.

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Speaker 4: Okay, just leak your details, get someone to call us

736
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Speaker 4: when you kick the bucket and we go. Let's get

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Speaker 4: brand that bench. All right, let's let's do it. Okay,

738
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Speaker 4: so we will. We will look after you should anything,

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Speaker 4: and let's hope it doesn't, Brad, but should anything happen,

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Speaker 4: we'll shout your bench.

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Speaker 3: Okay personally obviously, Brad. We couldn't build it, but maybe

742
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Speaker 3: you won't.

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Speaker 4: Kid, Yeah, do I care to memorial bench? We need

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Speaker 4: the Smogan dog cha, Brad, thank you very much.

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Speaker 5: You kill buddy, I take care of mate.

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Speaker 4: What can you find this chack? How do you get

747
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Speaker 4: out getting a memorial bench somewhere?

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Speaker 3: So the botanical gardens in Victoria they're full up of chairs.

749
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Speaker 3: They said, we don't want any more.

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Speaker 5: So what was saying you and I can't build one?

751
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Speaker 5: Just turn up with it. No, how are they gonna know?

752
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Speaker 4: They're everywhere you put a little bit of varnish on it.

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Speaker 7: They're not.

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Speaker 5: They're not doing a bench count every night.

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Speaker 3: Whatever bench we build, they'll be out of tail.

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Speaker 4: Sure.

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Speaker 3: So I've gone to other botanical gardens to see how

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Speaker 3: they do it. And in Canberra you can still put

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Speaker 3: the benches in. They just require a donation. So say

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Speaker 3: you want your bench there for ten years with the

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Speaker 3: plaque on it, you donate five thousand dollars and they'll

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Speaker 3: build you the bench, they'll look after it. And then

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Speaker 3: after ten years.

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Speaker 5: What if I want one here in Melbourne?

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Speaker 3: Well, there the botanical gardens are full. They actually this

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Speaker 3: website says we don't we don't want any more benches

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Speaker 3: than there.

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Speaker 4: You know what we need to do is we need

769
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Speaker 4: you to stop. We need to buite you much money

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Speaker 4: talks and they're sitting in My friend, why don't we

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Speaker 4: just bump someone off the wait list or take over

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Speaker 4: the st give us more money, give it away a surprise.

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Speaker 4: Don't wait until you're dead to have your own park

774
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Speaker 4: bench for people to sit on it. Enjoy you, but

775
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Speaker 4: imagine being alive. Put your email on there, or your

776
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Speaker 4: TikTok hand or whatever. People go shout out, thanks for

777
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Speaker 4: the seat. It was great fun.

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Speaker 3: According to the camera botanical guards, you don't have to

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Speaker 3: it doesn't have to be a memorial. It's just a

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Speaker 3: celebration bench.

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Speaker 4: I don't want my memorial living bench being in camera. Remember,

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Speaker 4: has anyone got a nature strip that we can put

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Speaker 4: our part bench on and give away and dedicate to

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Speaker 4: a listener.

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast turing.

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Speaker 5: The week off.

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Speaker 4: Then the first day I was off, I said to

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Speaker 4: my look, I'm here. I'm available only part of anything

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Speaker 4: that you know you've kept away from me because I've

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Speaker 4: been doing the show.

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Speaker 5: She said, great, Actually there is something I knew there was.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, when I'm giving something, it's always like some

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Speaker 4: horrible mission that she has not wanted to head on

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Speaker 4: light and it's sound.

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Speaker 5: Like you want it. You're around I superstar hero dad,

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Speaker 5: good cop, deal with this one.

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Speaker 3: That's why you have to. I always put my hand

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Speaker 3: up for chores. You volunteer for tribute, for chores that

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Speaker 3: you know are easier. I'll unpack the dishwasher and then you.

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Speaker 4: Know that's a given. That's a given. And so she goes, actually, Ruby,

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Speaker 4: this is our seventeen year old. Could you be in

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Speaker 4: charge of supervising her revision all week straight? With my insides?

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Speaker 4: Go a seventeen year old who doesn't want to be

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Speaker 4: trapped indoors to then be in charge of marshaling them

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Speaker 4: to revise for six to eight hours a day.

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I have skills.

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Speaker 4: That is, there aren't any parenting books to help me

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Speaker 4: about that. I went on to dr Google and this

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Speaker 4: typeding revision techniques to see there was any kind of

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Speaker 4: new TikTok or an app or anything that it is

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Speaker 4: that old school stuff that we used to have.

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Speaker 3: To do books.

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Speaker 4: Oh those do.

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Speaker 5: You remember the revision cards?

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Speaker 3: Can you test me flash cards?

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Speaker 5: Right?

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Speaker 4: So there's a lot of this test me and she going,

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Speaker 4: you must have done this with your dad.

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Speaker 3: Went never once I saw it in films.

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Speaker 4: I had one of those dads. There was no test me.

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Speaker 4: He would go test your what it's your it's your education.

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Speaker 4: You saw I test yourself, son. So the test me

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Speaker 4: and they're seeing those of those mind maps right her bedroom.

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Speaker 4: I actually can collect her office work pats. You'll love this,

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Speaker 4: buy a whole loading you a three of flip chart paper.

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Speaker 4: She's got them stuck to wall. There's ten. Honestly looks

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Speaker 4: like some sort of serial killers in that patroom. I'm like,

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Speaker 4: maybe she is. She's like a sleeper setting there. I

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Speaker 4: don't know who. The windows are all blacked out. It's

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Speaker 4: the same thing, joint part of a spin to sell.

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Speaker 4: There's Tenney's mind maps, all this kind. She's arising psychology,

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Speaker 4: and so the first day of that she's really felt.

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Speaker 4: I just show up like a supply teacher. Hey, she's

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Speaker 4: what said? Your mom thought it would be a good idea.

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Speaker 4: Already I'm nervous, a little bit cotton mouth. Oh opened

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Speaker 4: the curtains. Beautiful day out there, whole life.

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Speaker 5: Yeh, head are you? I thought we was gonna I

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Speaker 5: it was a revision in charge of master.

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Speaker 4: She's like, what this this is? Worn't it possible?

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Speaker 5: I said, hey, I felt it going. How much would

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Speaker 5: it cost me to pat.

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Speaker 4: You to the revision and then just tell you, mom,

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Speaker 4: I've done it.

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Speaker 3: I'll put you on an Elie rate right now?

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Speaker 4: What is it? She said? Right, okay, what are you

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Speaker 4: going to be doing? I said, well, you know, I

847
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Speaker 4: think you need a structure? Okay, you know so.

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Speaker 3: You somebody else's.

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Speaker 4: I'm sweat even talking about it. It took me two

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Speaker 4: hours to work out and put in color coding to

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Speaker 4: a Google calendar, right, because it worked out she was

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Speaker 4: going to do test exams in the morning and the

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Speaker 4: afternoon note taking and testing from me, right, So, so

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Speaker 4: well let's have the morning session is different, so let's

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Speaker 4: have that a certain color.

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Speaker 5: She went, Okay, I'm.

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Speaker 4: Like you already two hours this too? I said, how's

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Speaker 4: it going? She was like, Dad, can't even work a calendar.

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Speaker 4: I was going, there's a nice friendly color. So it

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Speaker 4: doesn't feel like too homeworking.

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Speaker 3: Let's not call it.

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Speaker 4: Let's call it fun times nine to or twelve fun

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Speaker 4: times or certain color coding. And then then she was like, well,

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Speaker 4: when do I get down somewhere for four o'clock every day?

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Speaker 4: That's your time, all right? So let's call that boyfriend time.

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Speaker 4: So during the day I will make various random raids

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Speaker 4: right with snacks and stuff like that, offerings to the

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Speaker 4: spin to sell right, and they kept seeing her boyfriend

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Speaker 4: right soon I was going, he's not until four o'clock.

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Speaker 4: He's got his own color coding as well. This system

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Speaker 4: almost brought me trying to write it for a seven days.

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Speaker 4: That's what I've been hiding out. The botanically got.

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Speaker 3: Any actual revision or is it just the structure for

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Speaker 3: what should be done?

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Speaker 4: Hall of Famous for listener Tegan sit still look Pretty

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Speaker 4: by da and I might love me some Salmonana, but

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Speaker 4: I'm not that sugar sweep. And this one from Jewels,

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Speaker 4: Peter Geriel Sledgehammer, I've been peeing in the river? Still good?

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00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 4: That one? Now? That is maybe? By the way, if

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Speaker 4: you never heard this feature, this is the sort of

890
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Speaker 4: level of it. Let's get into this week, my friends.

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Speaker 4: We go to Matthew Maroon five Sugar. When I'm without you,

892
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Speaker 4: I'm something weak. When I'm without you, I'm soaked in wheat.

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Speaker 4: She's left him and he is not handling it. Well,

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Speaker 4: old peapants where dodges.

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Speaker 7: Week?

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Speaker 4: Wow? That is there. It's a very big love song.

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00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:15,000
Speaker 4: Now is that he took it really bad? Have you

898
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Speaker 4: seen him recently?

899
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Speaker 6: Where does?

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Speaker 4: I'm never going to hear that song without thinking of that? Now, Well,

901
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Speaker 4: strong start everyone, I'm sure we can all agree. Matt

902
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:32,319
Speaker 4: come on in favor. Adrian's got George Michael's fast love.

903
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:34,600
Speaker 4: And if you're looking for fast love, fast love in

904
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Speaker 4: your eyes? Or is it? And if you're looking for

905
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 4: fat slugs fat slugs in your eyes? Is it George Michael?

906
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:00,879
Speaker 3: Maybe one slug slug.

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Speaker 5: Not slugs though.

908
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, Kim has got Lady Gaga an ariana grande rain

909
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Speaker 4: on me. I'd rather be dry, but at least I'm alive.

910
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:18,280
Speaker 4: I'd rather be drunk, but at least I'm alive.

911
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Speaker 5: Yeah, we hear that one, Kim. What don't.

912
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Speaker 4: All massive fans of Macamore here on this show, aren't we? Yeah,

913
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Speaker 4: shout out the mac Macamore can't hold us, So we

914
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,080
Speaker 4: put our hands up.

915
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Speaker 5: Like the ceiling can't hold us.

916
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Speaker 1: Yeah, preach and put our hands up like the ceiling

917
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Speaker 1: can holders.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, I wasn't being sarcastic. I do like Macaelmore.

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Speaker 4: Doesn't surprise me, doesn't surprise me, So we put our

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Speaker 4: hands up like the silicon holders in our hands up

922
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Speaker 4: like the ceiling can holders. Yeah, I hear silicon holders.

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Speaker 4: Andrew Miller's got Bob Dynlan Lily Rosemary.

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Speaker 5: In the Jack of Hearts. I mean Bob didn't lyrics.

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Speaker 4: Bet. I don't think he even knows what we're saying sometimes,

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Speaker 4: but apparently you're sure lyric Is Rosemary comb to hair

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Speaker 4: and took a carriage into town?

928
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Speaker 7: Rose Mary comb the hair and took a cabbage in

929
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Speaker 7: do town?

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Speaker 5: Or is it going to listener? Andrew Miller?

931
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Speaker 4: Rosemary combed to hair and took a cabbage into town.

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Speaker 7: Rose Mary comb the hair and took a cabbage and

933
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Speaker 7: do town.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's one hundred percent there he's taking a cabbage

935
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Speaker 4: into town. And finally, this week, Jared Christian I never

936
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Speaker 4: even smashed mouth and the Backstreet Boys have beef together.

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Speaker 4: So the original line is apparently so much to do,

938
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Speaker 4: so much to see? So what's wrong with taking the backstreets.

939
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Speaker 8: So much to decease?

940
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Speaker 5: Theres wrong with taking the back streets?

941
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Speaker 4: Or is it so much to do so much to see?

942
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Speaker 4: So what's wrong with a Nick in the backstreets so

943
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Speaker 4: much to do.

944
00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:57,480
Speaker 7: So much decease?

945
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Speaker 4: There was wrong with.

946
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Speaker 7: Tak in the back streets?

947
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Speaker 4: It is in there. We'll stone with Nick in the

948
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Speaker 4: back streets. We're taking the back streets.

949
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Speaker 5: Yes, Jared well spotted all right, But that's them this week.

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Speaker 4: As always, when you hear them, email them in Christian

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Speaker 4: at Christian O'Connell dot com dot AU. Winner this week Matt,

952
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Speaker 4: when I'm without you, I'm soakedin we week, Great work everyone,

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Speaker 4: Thanks a.

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Speaker 6: Lot, Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Tonight it's back on our favorite TV show on the moment,

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Speaker 4: is s a S Australia. It's a It's a great

957
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Speaker 4: season of it this year, isn't it. It's really good.

958
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Speaker 4: I think the mix of the celebrities they've got in there,

959
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Speaker 4: a fantasts. I think Jana Pittman is my favorite one.

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Speaker 5: She is amazing.

961
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Speaker 3: I think we both do the same thing. We sit

962
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Speaker 3: there and watch it, and for every challenge they do,

963
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Speaker 3: you ask yourself, how well would I do in a

964
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Speaker 3: similar challenge the monkey bars one where they have essentially

965
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Speaker 3: they've got the ladder strapped to the bottom of a

966
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Speaker 3: chopper which is flying across a lake, and they've got

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Speaker 3: to get down on the line a monkey bar across

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Speaker 3: then pull themselves up into the other side of helicopter.

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Speaker 4: I mean that alone, right, that is extreme. I looked

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Speaker 4: to that and thought, that must be so hard because

971
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Speaker 4: your your brain the fair part of it. You're going

972
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Speaker 4: to think whether there's helicopter blades and Middleton, the chief instructor,

973
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Speaker 4: is yelling at you. At one point he sort of

974
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Speaker 4: ripped off someone's grip to let them drop fifty meters

975
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Speaker 4: into a body of water. At the end of it,

976
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Speaker 4: why are they doing this right? So and then so,

977
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Speaker 4: it must be really hard to see.

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Speaker 3: I had the opposite reaction to that one. I sat

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Speaker 3: on the couch and top banker I would be assuming

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Speaker 3: for this monkey bars for me, this is easy.

981
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Speaker 5: How many pullumps can you do?

982
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Speaker 4: They're like that's what I call that, old old fashioned strength,

983
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Speaker 4: and it's like grips.

984
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Speaker 3: Well, this is the thing. I got tested with it

985
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Speaker 3: as we were out with Lunar yesterday and walked past

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Speaker 3: a playground. Play grounds are open again and Australia's feeling

987
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Speaker 3: a set of monkey bars and being He goes, well,

988
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Speaker 3: if you say you're so good at it, let's see

989
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Speaker 3: you on the monkey bars. Monkey bars are so much

990
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Speaker 3: harder than I remember as a kid. As a kid

991
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Speaker 3: used to just fly through.

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Speaker 4: Do mean, you would hang there like chatting to your

993
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Speaker 4: mom and dad. You could just hang.

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Speaker 3: There, hang upside down, do two at a time, like

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Speaker 3: I even remember, like letting go and jumping and then

996
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Speaker 3: grabbing on to the next one.

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Speaker 4: Well, I don't remember doing that, chart, I've never remember

998
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Speaker 4: doing that. Why are you insert to Salai, don't waste

999
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Speaker 4: time hanging out with.

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Speaker 3: Us, Satan is exactly what I imagined as I got

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Speaker 3: on this playground yesterday that I would be able to

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Speaker 3: do and show.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I know you're going to become a dad

1004
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Speaker 4: next year. You can't just shut up and stop working

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Speaker 4: out to play crowd as a grown ass man with

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Speaker 4: a dog. People talk about people like you. They move

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Speaker 4: their kids away, going to is.

1008
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Speaker 3: He kids clear the path? Jaggie boys coming on the

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Speaker 3: monkey bars?

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Speaker 4: How many did you get to to get halfway cross?

1011
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Speaker 3: No, because it's so much harder than you. Remember when's

1012
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:52,480
Speaker 3: the last time you did monkey bars?

1013
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:53,239
Speaker 4: Well?

1014
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Speaker 5: I think in the eighties when I was about nine

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Speaker 5: or ten.

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Speaker 3: To the monkey bars this weekend? Both of you? You

1017
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Speaker 3: what the grip date for.

1018
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Speaker 5: Din Saturday morning monkey bars?

1019
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Speaker 4: What nine until ten? I have to put it in

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Speaker 4: my color coded calendar.

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Speaker 3: Jack, you won't need an hour. Oh, I'm telling you now,

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Speaker 3: you'll need five minutes to realize it's way harder.

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Speaker 4: Is it harder?

1024
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Speaker 6: What hurt?

1025
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Speaker 3: The grip strength? So you just hold onto it and

1026
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:17,280
Speaker 3: you start falling off and it's none of this tars

1027
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Speaker 3: and like.

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Speaker 2: Oh ma, because we wait here, we're bigger than when

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00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:20,799
Speaker 2: we're a kid.

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Speaker 3: I think that's right. And so I was. I got

1031
00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 3: three or four bars going like this, like one at

1032
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:27,680
Speaker 3: a time, like little baby steps, and then I gave up.

1033
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Speaker 5: Do you know I'm going to go around them today

1034
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Speaker 5: and it's going.

1035
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Speaker 4: To hear out the kids come back here in forty

1036
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Speaker 4: years when you've met chi see how you get on

1037
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Speaker 4: what elselight?

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Speaker 5: Monkey bars?

1039
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Speaker 4: And because actually most of us as adults, you haven't

1040
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Speaker 4: done that since you were a kid. Sly when you

1041
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:42,040
Speaker 4: go back to stuff that you could do with these,

1042
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:44,399
Speaker 4: you didn't even think about. It wasn't even a thing. Yeah,

1043
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:47,640
Speaker 4: it was like walking is so it's actually humbling, isn't

1044
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:49,360
Speaker 4: It's embarrassing as a kid, I.

1045
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Speaker 3: Don't even remember having to learn how to do monkey bars.

1046
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 3: It's just innate something that we innately, naturally did.

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Speaker 6: Christian Connell's show podcasts.

1048
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Speaker 4: What is a lot harder hours have grown up? That

1049
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Speaker 4: was as a kid? Chad found this out. Monkey bars.

1050
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:07,200
Speaker 4: Why don't they have them in gyms? I bet they do.

1051
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:09,480
Speaker 5: I think they're doing those like crossfed gyms, don't they.

1052
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:11,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I haven't probably done them since I was a

1053
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:14,000
Speaker 3: little kid. And you think you're gonna glide through the

1054
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Speaker 3: air like Tarzan from tree to tree, branch to brand,

1055
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:19,480
Speaker 3: but you don't. It's a lot harder than you remember.

1056
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Speaker 4: I saw a kid the other day, young lad, right,

1057
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:24,200
Speaker 4: and he was just popping a mono, doing a wheelie

1058
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Speaker 4: down the street. Not to impress anyone he was doing

1059
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:28,560
Speaker 4: it because that's what you did, right, And I remember

1060
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:31,680
Speaker 4: years ago and trying one again. It's like it's actually

1061
00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:36,520
Speaker 4: scary because you think if I fell off bones, it

1062
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:39,000
Speaker 4: will pick me up and mend me like a broken bar.

1063
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:40,640
Speaker 4: I'll be brushed into the cup.

1064
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:42,799
Speaker 3: True, And that's why you don't see many at old

1065
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Speaker 3: monos exactly bringing them back.

1066
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Speaker 4: Actually don't. It'd be dangerous to actually recommend.

1067
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Speaker 5: Listeners to do that.

1068
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:51,759
Speaker 4: I'd get told off. Patsy, what do you think is

1069
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:52,920
Speaker 4: a lot harder? Nails are grown up?

1070
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Speaker 2: Speaking of bikes, definitely dinking someone on your bike. I

1071
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Speaker 2: can't remember dinking my girlfriend on the handlebars and my

1072
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Speaker 2: bike home from Dare do that now? Haven't got the balance?

1073
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Speaker 5: Yeah? All right, it's going to take some coolsness Marianna,

1074
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:06,320
Speaker 5: good morning.

1075
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Speaker 4: Good morning, Christian. How are you? I'm good? Are you will? Yeah?

1076
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Speaker 6: Good thing?

1077
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Speaker 10: Love the first time caller, so yeah, we.

1078
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Speaker 5: Almost need like an little thing we play for first time.

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Speaker 4: First time. Well, thank you very much for taking the

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Speaker 4: risk and joining the show, so I appreciate it.

1081
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Speaker 10: Yeah, thank you.

1082
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:24,560
Speaker 8: For having me.

1083
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Speaker 5: How's it going so far? By the way, Yeah?

1084
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Speaker 4: Good? All right, And what's harder as a as a

1085
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:31,080
Speaker 4: grown up.

1086
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Speaker 10: Marianna, Well, I can attest to. What's much harder to

1087
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Speaker 10: do as an adult.

1088
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Speaker 8: Is roll to roller skates?

1089
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:41,240
Speaker 10: Oh god, yeah, roller skating.

1090
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I still love doing that as a kid. Now,

1091
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:45,040
Speaker 4: what happens? You wobbly the balance?

1092
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:49,640
Speaker 10: Oh it's no, it's so after fifteen, Oh so maybe

1093
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Speaker 10: a few years ago, maybe sixty seven years ago. I

1094
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Speaker 10: was on put them on. Yeah, I have some nice

1095
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:56,480
Speaker 10: brite you know, the white ones with the red wheels

1096
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:59,040
Speaker 10: that were really popular when I was a kid, and

1097
00:50:59,239 --> 00:51:02,640
Speaker 10: chuck those on and oh gosh, it's so hard, and

1098
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:07,720
Speaker 10: your whole brain rattles, and because you know the streets

1099
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:11,239
Speaker 10: on the footpath, so it's definitely not the same I

1100
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Speaker 10: used to be used to be a roller skating queens. Yeah,

1101
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Speaker 10: so we were really into it. But yeah, your brain

1102
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:18,760
Speaker 10: you can't too hard.

1103
00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:21,040
Speaker 3: Is that an official thing that the roller ink gives

1104
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:22,919
Speaker 3: you a roller skating queen? Or is that just something

1105
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:26,160
Speaker 3: you were called king?

1106
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:32,800
Speaker 10: But the brain rattles, The brain rattles, That's how I

1107
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:34,200
Speaker 10: can explain it, the feeling.

1108
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:36,680
Speaker 4: Marianna, thank you very much for giving us a call.

1109
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:38,200
Speaker 4: Do you know what for the first time, Goody you

1110
00:51:38,239 --> 00:51:39,320
Speaker 4: smashed it. Well done.

1111
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:42,239
Speaker 8: Oh thank you, thank you.

1112
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:46,200
Speaker 4: I have a nice week you too, Bye bye bye, Kathy,

1113
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:49,120
Speaker 4: Good morning, Good morning everyone, Well.

1114
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:51,239
Speaker 5: Good morning. And what's harder as a grown up?

1115
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:53,520
Speaker 4: Kathy ah the fuller hoop.

1116
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:55,360
Speaker 10: I used to be able to do it all my

1117
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 10: school lunchtime. I'd had the caller hoop.

1118
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:00,680
Speaker 3: Going constantly walking around.

1119
00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:03,680
Speaker 10: It's the outdoor play area.

1120
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:04,920
Speaker 4: I could do it forever.

1121
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:07,480
Speaker 6: And then I tried it about ten years ago.

1122
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:10,600
Speaker 4: And I thought with my hips, I'd be able to

1123
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:16,480
Speaker 4: hold that. Those hips don't. And I started and I thought,

1124
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:19,080
Speaker 4: oh my god, this is harder than I.

1125
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:22,719
Speaker 10: And I could not anything kick that.

1126
00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:23,880
Speaker 2: Up for one twirl.

1127
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:27,320
Speaker 4: You know what, it doesn't. In some ways it's amazing

1128
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:29,239
Speaker 4: as you get older. But in some other ways this

1129
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:31,719
Speaker 4: is your body starts sing. It sucks. You had no

1130
00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:34,439
Speaker 4: idea as a kid. You thought there was a promised lamb.

1131
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:36,400
Speaker 4: Being a grown up, what do you know, You'll barely

1132
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:39,319
Speaker 4: be able to move, even working will hurt.

1133
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:41,279
Speaker 2: Why can't I do it?

1134
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:44,200
Speaker 3: I'd rude a haul of hoop in the last year,

1135
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:46,480
Speaker 3: and same thing couldn't get past one rotation.

1136
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:52,880
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast, James Bond is finally back

1137
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:56,040
Speaker 1: in a movie that could only be a James Bond movie.

1138
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:59,160
Speaker 5: Or get how about that no time to die? He's

1139
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:00,480
Speaker 5: actually too busy to and stuff.

1140
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:03,120
Speaker 4: You haven't got any time about death business. This guy

1141
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:06,520
Speaker 4: is so busy with bookings for spy stuff. I simply

1142
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:08,839
Speaker 4: don't have time right now to die, and.

1143
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:12,200
Speaker 3: He can't die during the whole three hours of the

1144
00:53:12,239 --> 00:53:13,560
Speaker 3: film Too.

1145
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:16,600
Speaker 4: Long, two hours forty five. I spent to my daddy yesterday.

1146
00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:19,160
Speaker 4: He went to see it, first time in a cinema

1147
00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:22,880
Speaker 4: in two years. Bonders board him back and he says,

1148
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:25,600
Speaker 4: too long, said it's good. Craig is an awesome Bond

1149
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:28,640
Speaker 4: as well. This is his last ever Changs Bond.

1150
00:53:28,719 --> 00:53:29,640
Speaker 5: But Dan said it was just.

1151
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:32,279
Speaker 4: Another thing that's harder as you get older. Sit in

1152
00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:34,120
Speaker 4: a chair in it for a couple of hours, the

1153
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:37,640
Speaker 4: toilet breaks. My dad's seventy two. You can't sit still

1154
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:41,239
Speaker 4: for you need that eighteen webreaks during that, mister Bond.

1155
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:45,800
Speaker 4: No time to die, no time to pee, So finally

1156
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:48,720
Speaker 4: out I should have had that to my time wasts

1157
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:53,239
Speaker 4: down up peak too soon there, James Bond, No time

1158
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:55,279
Speaker 4: to die, Too busy, finally made it to the world

1159
00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:58,200
Speaker 4: premiere we can see in November the eighth is part

1160
00:53:58,239 --> 00:53:59,840
Speaker 4: of Dan's roadmaps and recovery.

1161
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:04,120
Speaker 5: Dan's taking us over the cinema Frice Creek to James Bond.

1162
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:10,480
Speaker 4: And if we reach this percentage, Dan dict.

1163
00:54:13,239 --> 00:54:14,279
Speaker 5: Film was supposed to be.

1164
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:16,360
Speaker 4: We all know this has been moved around this and

1165
00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:18,279
Speaker 4: I think it was Sally about a hundred years ago

1166
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:21,120
Speaker 4: when Daniel Craig was five. He was a young James Bond.

1167
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:24,840
Speaker 4: Out on November the eleventh for us to enjoy it

1168
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:28,360
Speaker 4: all right, Today's time western for the Bond movies is

1169
00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:31,480
Speaker 4: ruin a Bond movie? So many great ones over the years,

1170
00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:35,960
Speaker 4: so many strange ones. Ruin a Bond movie title? We

1171
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:39,680
Speaker 4: all know the Spy You Loved Me? Classic Bond movie?

1172
00:54:39,719 --> 00:54:44,520
Speaker 4: What about the Spy you loved Meat? Oh, he loves

1173
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:50,080
Speaker 4: a Barbie loves a snag? Silver Yeah, view to a kill?

1174
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:53,239
Speaker 4: Terrible Bond movie, committed a different movie, pay per view

1175
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:58,239
Speaker 4: to a kill Civil plus behind the paywall, The Man

1176
00:54:58,280 --> 00:54:59,960
Speaker 4: with the Golden Gun? Terror?

1177
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:02,800
Speaker 5: Fine Bomb movie? What's not so terrified?

1178
00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:04,480
Speaker 4: The Nan with the Golden Guy?

1179
00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:08,319
Speaker 5: Put it down ethel, He'll have someone's eye out gold.

1180
00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:11,200
Speaker 4: You've seen Skyfall?

1181
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:12,719
Speaker 5: Daniel Craig, I haven't seen it yet.

1182
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:15,600
Speaker 4: Oh don't. Well the relentlessly miserable old movie that is

1183
00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:19,839
Speaker 4: skype foul. I can only see your ear, Dad, you'll

1184
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:21,280
Speaker 4: move the screen, Dad.

1185
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:22,040
Speaker 3: The gold.

1186
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:26,880
Speaker 4: Goldfinger one of the greatest reviewed ones on Metacritic. What

1187
00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:32,960
Speaker 4: about Pullen, We're back and the highbrow stuff? It's what

1188
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:34,160
Speaker 4: that is? Solid goal?

1189
00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:37,520
Speaker 5: Pull my Goldfinger? Come on, Jackie Bye.

1190
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:38,319
Speaker 4: When he got ruined a.

1191
00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:42,319
Speaker 3: Bond movie Doctor No, the first ever Bond film. But

1192
00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:45,799
Speaker 3: imagine he was Australian doctor No, he's doctor Year.

1193
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:46,080
Speaker 7: Nah.

1194
00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:57,399
Speaker 4: Oh he's doing Australia gear. Oh right, oh yeah, from

1195
00:55:57,480 --> 00:55:58,319
Speaker 4: Russia with love.

1196
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:02,200
Speaker 3: This isn't this is an STD based joke.

1197
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:06,279
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and set up jokes before and I mean,

1198
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:09,120
Speaker 4: but I hope Dave Schappelle listens to this podcast, and

1199
00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:10,640
Speaker 4: I had to do jokes by This is a joke

1200
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:11,719
Speaker 4: by the way about inequality.

1201
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:17,160
Speaker 3: He goes a little bit like this with rashes from Love.

1202
00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:27,080
Speaker 4: Oh boy, so terrible fumbling set up. This is an STD.

1203
00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:27,879
Speaker 5: Type humor joke.

1204
00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:32,920
Speaker 3: And we love Moon Raker, didn't we not?

1205
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:33,239
Speaker 4: God?

1206
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:35,560
Speaker 3: And Raker lawn racer.

1207
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:41,600
Speaker 4: Jack do you know what we're going to take this now?

1208
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:44,000
Speaker 4: Like we always do come back with another one?

1209
00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:45,280
Speaker 3: What do you give me for that.

1210
00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:48,440
Speaker 4: Co graded?

1211
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:52,960
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1212
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:55,640
Speaker 4: Recently on the show we realized just how when we

1213
00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:58,360
Speaker 4: talk about all your amazing stories to do about the MCG,

1214
00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:03,239
Speaker 4: how lack security is at the MCG. So many of

1215
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:06,360
Speaker 4: your stories had a friend or a relative who was

1216
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:09,200
Speaker 4: working there supposed to be doing high level protection and

1217
00:57:09,239 --> 00:57:12,800
Speaker 4: security that would simply let you into the player's rooms,

1218
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:18,360
Speaker 4: take the cup home, basically do whatever you want. Jack

1219
00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:21,640
Speaker 4: and I have just held the cup.

1220
00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:22,560
Speaker 3: During that song.

1221
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:25,960
Speaker 4: Has this been brought in quick photo and done like

1222
00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:30,000
Speaker 4: it's no Biggie Clint, who's a lovely guy news reading

1223
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:31,760
Speaker 4: on another breakfast show and you often see him on

1224
00:57:31,960 --> 00:57:34,720
Speaker 4: Channel seven as well. A massive D's fan. His dad

1225
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:35,920
Speaker 4: John has been working for.

1226
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:37,120
Speaker 5: The club for decades.

1227
00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:39,960
Speaker 4: He's just brought it in just a Jack and I

1228
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,320
Speaker 4: to have a quick photo and he's just wandering around.

1229
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:45,120
Speaker 4: Does he work for Armorgard or something? I mean, what

1230
00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:45,880
Speaker 4: is going on?

1231
00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:48,720
Speaker 3: I just remember one time when I was at Fox,

1232
00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:50,880
Speaker 3: they brought in the Melbourne Cup and it was honestly

1233
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,680
Speaker 3: under locking guard to security guards. You had to put

1234
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:55,240
Speaker 3: white gloves on to hold it.

1235
00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:57,520
Speaker 4: Same in the UK for like the Premiership Cup and

1236
00:57:57,600 --> 00:58:00,600
Speaker 4: the FA Cup. You don't hold out with bet hand.

1237
00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:02,800
Speaker 3: He's just just thrown around. I bet if we said

1238
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:04,360
Speaker 3: to Clint, hey, can I borrow that for the week?

1239
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:07,320
Speaker 5: Not just that, right, he said, sniff it?

1240
00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:12,680
Speaker 4: Okay, it stinks of beer, right like sort of left

1241
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:14,080
Speaker 4: over from last night's party.

1242
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:15,960
Speaker 3: They'll be it, really.

1243
00:58:16,040 --> 00:58:18,080
Speaker 4: I mean they've obviously been celebrating, and rightly so the

1244
00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:20,520
Speaker 4: des But tomorrow we have to do with phony. What

1245
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:23,120
Speaker 4: have you touched? I can't believe we've actually touched it

1246
00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:28,520
Speaker 4: and held it. I actually feel quite exciting. Hey, we're

1247
00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:34,440
Speaker 4: doing James Bond now before we mark yours chance for

1248
00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:37,240
Speaker 4: Strong to come back from Jack Post, we're asking you

1249
00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:41,160
Speaker 4: to ruin a Bond movie title. Jack. What have you

1250
00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:41,560
Speaker 4: got now?

1251
00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:46,760
Speaker 3: All right here we go? Oh no, my shirt, my

1252
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:49,480
Speaker 3: favorite shirt. I want to wear it out, but it's

1253
00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:53,200
Speaker 3: been through the wash. If it's all wet, sometimes you

1254
00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:58,640
Speaker 3: just got to live and let dry. It's gonna need

1255
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:05,800
Speaker 3: to dry and other day.

1256
00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:05,960
Speaker 4: I'll give you gold. But we all know.

1257
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:10,840
Speaker 3: Really there was a lot of nodding. Laughter should have been.

1258
00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:11,720
Speaker 5: There was a lot.

1259
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:19,160
Speaker 4: We touched the cup and then we touched that.

1260
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:18,600
Speaker 5: That also smelled like that cup.

1261
00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:24,200
Speaker 4: All right, then, ruin a Bond movie title, Let's see

1262
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:28,160
Speaker 4: what you've got. There's any s c D type humor

1263
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:32,600
Speaker 4: for us, James Bond Octo worse silver, He's scared of

1264
00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:32,960
Speaker 4: the dark.

1265
00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:35,680
Speaker 5: I didn't need to add that bit. Sorry, there chunder.

1266
00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:38,560
Speaker 3: Ball silver plus, Come on, baby.

1267
00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:41,880
Speaker 5: Pink eye instead of Golden eight.

1268
00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:44,960
Speaker 4: Poor old bor old Bonds got the old that gammy,

1269
00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:45,640
Speaker 4: I'm puts.

1270
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:46,960
Speaker 3: Something in that.

1271
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:49,040
Speaker 4: It's contagious, spreads that wild fire.

1272
00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:50,640
Speaker 3: That stuff gold plus.

1273
00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:57,000
Speaker 4: This one. I've been advised in brackets, best said in boor.

1274
00:59:56,840 --> 00:59:59,800
Speaker 5: At Aks and Warren. I do my best from Kazakhstan.

1275
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:03,320
Speaker 3: I love gold plus what I'm warrant.

1276
01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:09,360
Speaker 4: Dr knows nothing. Don't go to him. Dr knows nothing,

1277
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:11,560
Speaker 4: don't go to him saying the great GP.

1278
01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:13,960
Speaker 5: That guy Adam, that one great gets.

1279
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,080
Speaker 4: You've got got whatever jack'scott today.

1280
01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:18,120
Speaker 5: The spy who shoved me didn't love me.

1281
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:21,320
Speaker 4: That's really rude, mister Spik, naughty mister Bond.

1282
01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:25,520
Speaker 5: Don there have no time to die, you no time

1283
01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:26,360
Speaker 5: to bake a pie.

1284
01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:32,960
Speaker 4: Very busy today, maybe no weakend plus justin well done

1285
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:36,080
Speaker 4: instead of nobody does it better? Everybody does it better.

1286
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:42,960
Speaker 4: Bronze James Bond stars in Crown Casino Royal Commission. Oh satire,

1287
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:51,360
Speaker 4: We've got smart Silver mold finger, mouldy finger. Perhaps he

1288
01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:54,360
Speaker 4: loves mold based huma. You give her a fungal based joke.

1289
01:00:54,720 --> 01:01:01,040
Speaker 5: Fancy loves it sign The other day, Silver, I tried

1290
01:01:01,080 --> 01:01:02,919
Speaker 5: Luca Noosa the Spy.

1291
01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:08,520
Speaker 4: You told me an STD related joke, Silver the Spy.

1292
01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:11,520
Speaker 5: That no, no, no, that is not broadcast of all.

1293
01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:13,480
Speaker 5: No time to dye my hair.

1294
01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:19,000
Speaker 4: Silver plus dyeing other gray. These are fading? Yeah yeah,

1295
01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:21,800
Speaker 4: Silver double plus all right, silver, never heard of that one?

1296
01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:26,000
Speaker 4: Silver double bluss apparently Stephen for you. Why don't everyone?

1297
01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:28,240
Speaker 4: We are back tomorrow morning. Great, you back, Thank you

1298
01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:29,720
Speaker 4: very much for listening. We'll see tomorrow.

1299
01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:32,280
Speaker 6: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast