1 00:00:06,280 --> 00:00:09,440 Speaker 1: Massive fight in my house at the moment, will over 2 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:11,080 Speaker 1: cellar or dungeon. 3 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:13,320 Speaker 2: No, I'm putting that off to a dungeon. 4 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:16,160 Speaker 3: I'm putting that down for at least a week because 5 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:18,599 Speaker 3: it fires me up. You know, there's something else that's 6 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:21,759 Speaker 3: I feel like this disagreement in my household has just 7 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:23,799 Speaker 3: been bubbling away, I'm gonna. 8 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:26,360 Speaker 2: Say, for the last two years. Oh wow, So. 9 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:30,680 Speaker 3: I'm pretty I'm pretty sure you know this. I love 10 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:32,040 Speaker 3: to take a nature. 11 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:35,800 Speaker 1: Wi Yes, I do know that. I thought that there 12 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:36,440 Speaker 1: was I. 13 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:38,080 Speaker 2: Think it's I think it's water saving. 14 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:40,040 Speaker 3: I just think it's nice to get out there in 15 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:43,440 Speaker 3: fresh air, take a WII in the garden in the breeze. 16 00:00:43,479 --> 00:00:48,120 Speaker 3: There you're saving water and it's also more convenient. It's 17 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:50,400 Speaker 3: a shorter walk to get outside and take away than 18 00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:51,720 Speaker 3: to walk to the bathroom. 19 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:54,080 Speaker 2: So I wei in nature will we? 20 00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:59,400 Speaker 1: Previously though, this started out is because you didn't want 21 00:00:59,400 --> 00:00:59,959 Speaker 1: to fart in the hand. 22 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:01,040 Speaker 2: That's how it started. 23 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:04,160 Speaker 3: So previous partners of mine, who I wasn't passing wind 24 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:07,400 Speaker 3: in front of I would say I'm just ducking outside 25 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:09,399 Speaker 3: for a week, and I'd go on fart outsides. They 26 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:11,920 Speaker 3: wouldn't hear that and then I realized in this period 27 00:01:11,959 --> 00:01:15,680 Speaker 3: of time that oh wow, ween outside is delightful, like 28 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:19,160 Speaker 3: dogs must like love it. 29 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:21,160 Speaker 1: It's just good though, like it kills the grass. 30 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:24,000 Speaker 3: Well, that's my partner's argument, and she joins us on 31 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:28,880 Speaker 3: the phone right now, So, Mim, you you've made it 32 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,800 Speaker 3: very clear to me that you are very anti me 33 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:31,920 Speaker 3: Ween in the garden. 34 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:35,920 Speaker 4: Well, I just don't understand. We have toilets. It makes 35 00:01:35,959 --> 00:01:36,520 Speaker 4: no sense. 36 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:40,360 Speaker 3: Well, it does make sense because it's actually more convenient 37 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:43,000 Speaker 3: to just walk outside rather than walking all the way 38 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:44,240 Speaker 3: to the bathroom and. 39 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:47,160 Speaker 4: All, like we live in a castle, like we're literally 40 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:49,280 Speaker 4: like our toilet is pretty much the same distance. 41 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:52,600 Speaker 3: Well, okay, garden, it's slightly it's a slightly smaller distance 42 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:53,360 Speaker 3: to the bathroom. 43 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:55,960 Speaker 2: And also, Mim, I'm saving water. 44 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:59,440 Speaker 4: No, but you know my biggest argument here, and I 45 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:01,720 Speaker 4: feel like we'll will definitely back me up on this. 46 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:04,600 Speaker 4: I'm the one who does the weeding in the garden, 47 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:07,880 Speaker 4: and so I'm constantly weeding, and then I'm basically just 48 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:11,600 Speaker 4: like handling like your urine. Like that's like the basis 49 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:13,959 Speaker 4: of it that I'm upset about. And then the other 50 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:16,960 Speaker 4: time you took a pee in the tree, and then 51 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,640 Speaker 4: I went outside straight after and didn't realize and I 52 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:22,239 Speaker 4: was all wet on my hair, and then you let 53 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:24,080 Speaker 4: me know that that was actually Piers. 54 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:26,520 Speaker 2: Wow, that was one time. That was one time? 55 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:28,919 Speaker 5: Did you how many times that happened? 56 00:02:28,919 --> 00:02:31,520 Speaker 1: And you not tell me? Yeah? No, Okay, it kills 57 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:33,240 Speaker 1: the garden as well. Okay, i'd like to point out 58 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,519 Speaker 1: can well, Okay, drinking filtered water. 59 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:38,400 Speaker 3: I'm not sure that it does kill the kind. But 60 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:41,200 Speaker 3: I'm detecting from your tone here that you're on the inside. 61 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:43,000 Speaker 1: My dog's not allowed to wear in our backyard. 62 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:43,200 Speaker 6: What. 63 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:46,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, you take it to the nature's neighbor's trip. 64 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:47,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, you take it. 65 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:50,200 Speaker 4: If you want to do that, you can do that. 66 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:53,919 Speaker 1: I take I take it in Mike and Mandy's nature strip. 67 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:57,160 Speaker 2: Do Mike and Mandy know that? No, we're calling Mike. 68 00:02:57,200 --> 00:03:02,720 Speaker 1: And it's really annoying, you know, when you guys got 69 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:05,040 Speaker 1: a beautiful garden. Now I've seen it's absolutely studying. It's 70 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:08,120 Speaker 1: annoying when you know it's my dog. She doesn't know 71 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:10,800 Speaker 1: that she's doing that. You know that you're killing your 72 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:11,400 Speaker 1: own garden. 73 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:14,919 Speaker 3: But I think the disagreement here is that I don't 74 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:17,000 Speaker 3: think it is killing the garden. I think I'm a healthy, 75 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:19,680 Speaker 3: thirty five year old human man, and I think those 76 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:23,840 Speaker 3: plants would actually be rejuvenated from the nutrients that I'm delivering. 77 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:24,600 Speaker 2: Maybe if I'm. 78 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:27,440 Speaker 1: Away out of vitamin supplements you take, they might get 79 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:27,880 Speaker 1: a lot of that. 80 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:29,800 Speaker 2: Exactly, I have very healthy urine. 81 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:29,960 Speaker 6: Now. 82 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:33,639 Speaker 1: Look, and I feel my client, sorry, mimah, don't mind me. 83 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:37,160 Speaker 1: My clientel like I feel like, well now they running 84 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:39,800 Speaker 1: team together. My client's also bes that you also have 85 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:43,040 Speaker 1: urinated in we in trees, which she has walked in 86 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:45,560 Speaker 1: subsequently and had urine in her hair. Well, all I had 87 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:46,160 Speaker 1: to put that out there. 88 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:49,320 Speaker 4: I think that's a strong argument, there would masks, and 89 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:49,880 Speaker 4: that's strong. 90 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:50,400 Speaker 7: Yeah. 91 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:52,440 Speaker 3: No, but that's that's reckless of you to be walking 92 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:56,080 Speaker 3: through trees, I would say. Anyway, the man who can 93 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:58,880 Speaker 3: answer this question though, about the health of the garden 94 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:03,160 Speaker 3: if it is hit with nutrient rich urine is Costa, 95 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:05,760 Speaker 3: the host of guard in Australia seven thirties. 96 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:11,880 Speaker 2: Costa. Hello, I'm going to. 97 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:14,040 Speaker 8: Say, I'm just yeah, okay, that's better. 98 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:16,719 Speaker 2: Yeah, we're going to take you away outside. 99 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:20,120 Speaker 9: I thought I've got to be true to the story. 100 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:22,279 Speaker 9: I better have a quick week and that way I'm 101 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:26,280 Speaker 9: really in the space. Otherwise I could just be commenting 102 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:28,679 Speaker 9: on just a conversation topic. 103 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:30,240 Speaker 7: So no, not a proble. 104 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:33,359 Speaker 2: Got to try before your comment. I love that cost 105 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:35,240 Speaker 2: you take your job very very seriously. 106 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:37,600 Speaker 3: Now, firstly, kind of say mate, I've always been a 107 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:39,039 Speaker 3: massive fan of your work. 108 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:41,080 Speaker 2: I'm a massive fan of you, so it is lovely 109 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:41,640 Speaker 2: to meet you. 110 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:44,799 Speaker 9: But give the pleasure if we can. 111 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:47,039 Speaker 2: Cut down to brass tacks here. 112 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:49,520 Speaker 3: Mate, you've heard the argument between me and my partner 113 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:51,200 Speaker 3: I have where do you stand? 114 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:56,039 Speaker 8: Oh, look, do I need to speak? I think it's 115 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:59,760 Speaker 8: a it's a given that you know nature. This is 116 00:05:00,279 --> 00:05:02,800 Speaker 8: you know, when nature calls. People say that, oh, when 117 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:05,720 Speaker 8: nature calls. When nature calls, we need to deliver. We 118 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:08,479 Speaker 8: don't want to put it into a system and take 119 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:12,839 Speaker 8: it miles away. When if we have a garden, you know, soils, 120 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:17,200 Speaker 8: so many of our soils are so nitrogen deficient, and 121 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:20,159 Speaker 8: we have this wonderful resource, as you said, you know 122 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:24,440 Speaker 8: that that can be you know, freely added to the garden. 123 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:28,000 Speaker 8: But you know, everyone talks about the wonderful needs of 124 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:30,279 Speaker 8: a lemon tree having a bit of a weez. So 125 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:35,960 Speaker 8: I think it's more than more than a valuable addition 126 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:36,839 Speaker 8: to every garden. 127 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:37,320 Speaker 9: Mim. 128 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:38,919 Speaker 2: Would you like to say anything to Costa? 129 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:39,360 Speaker 7: Mim? 130 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:43,040 Speaker 4: You're absolutely killing me here, You're killing me. Can we 131 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:45,520 Speaker 4: maybe make a rule then that he can do it 132 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:47,720 Speaker 4: in the areas where I don't guarden, so he can 133 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:50,120 Speaker 4: do it on his lawn because he maintains that, but 134 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:51,919 Speaker 4: not in the places that I weed. 135 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:59,159 Speaker 8: I hear you, because oh don't if he's if he's 136 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:02,839 Speaker 8: you know, just just willy nearly spraying over the top 137 00:06:02,839 --> 00:06:04,760 Speaker 8: of the plants and things. There could be a certain 138 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:07,279 Speaker 8: bouquet that comes with it. But if he peels the 139 00:06:07,279 --> 00:06:10,520 Speaker 8: malts back and puts it down straight on the soil, 140 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:14,000 Speaker 8: puts the malts back over the top, he's injecting a 141 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:18,039 Speaker 8: valuable nitrogen source and it won't offend you because it'll 142 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:22,400 Speaker 8: go down into the soil and it won't be leaving 143 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:25,840 Speaker 8: that that fragrance the. 144 00:06:25,839 --> 00:06:30,280 Speaker 4: Soil and then comes inside and touches me. Cost No. 145 00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:37,599 Speaker 1: Well, look, question for somebody else, is you talk about 146 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:38,320 Speaker 1: the gardens. 147 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:42,120 Speaker 8: I don't care about anybody else. 148 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:51,039 Speaker 9: When he thinks about me, I touch myself, you know, 149 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:52,839 Speaker 9: I don't even know if he washes his hands when 150 00:06:52,839 --> 00:06:55,200 Speaker 9: he comes out of the lou anyway, so you know 151 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:56,760 Speaker 9: we're probably opening. 152 00:06:56,440 --> 00:06:58,720 Speaker 8: Up a serious can of worms there. 153 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:07,960 Speaker 9: But I think, you look, the best therapy is horticulture therapy. 154 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:12,240 Speaker 9: I think the more time you let him spend in 155 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:15,240 Speaker 9: the garden, even if it's having a week, he's going 156 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:16,840 Speaker 9: to come back grounded. 157 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:19,880 Speaker 8: He does actually help you more lovely. 158 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:21,520 Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true, that's true. 159 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:28,600 Speaker 1: More ween outside, gun washed, penis hands das, Virginity is 160 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:33,280 Speaker 1: Custa and were outside. 161 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:36,400 Speaker 2: Everyone, Long live the outdoor week. Costa your a Legend. 162 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:40,280 Speaker 3: You can see Costa hosting garden Ning Australia. 163 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:43,440 Speaker 2: Seven thirty fridays on the a VC Your a Legends. 164 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:46,440 Speaker 1: Later. 165 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:50,160 Speaker 2: This story is awesome. It stopped the nation. 166 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:55,000 Speaker 3: This one, a man called Adam Fulkerson has effectively got 167 00:07:55,040 --> 00:08:00,480 Speaker 3: inside Australia's biggest pumpkin wow pumpkin fucker and and paddled 168 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:04,880 Speaker 3: it down a river. Now this is very the very 169 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:08,720 Speaker 3: You be careful, mate. I just said his name, you didn't. 170 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:12,680 Speaker 3: Which is his name is Adam? His name is Adama. 171 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:17,000 Speaker 3: I'm saying his name anyway. That guy who we're talking 172 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,880 Speaker 3: about joins us up next to warm up. 173 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:23,440 Speaker 1: Adam was his first name, Well, there's a lot. Yeah, 174 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:27,640 Speaker 1: you can't do this to me. No one, John Howard, David. 175 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:31,280 Speaker 3: No one's doing it to He joined Adam Adam Adam 176 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:34,080 Speaker 3: f joins us up next to talk about writing or 177 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:36,040 Speaker 3: paddling a huge pumpkin down the river. 178 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:37,400 Speaker 1: But before that, that's exciting. 179 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:40,480 Speaker 3: Other people have used vegetables in different ways, and this 180 00:08:40,559 --> 00:08:41,520 Speaker 3: is a warm up for Adam. 181 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:43,720 Speaker 2: We got Sharon here. Sharon, what did you use in 182 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:44,720 Speaker 2: a different way? 183 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:46,280 Speaker 7: Hi, guys. 184 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:48,920 Speaker 5: The best thing that I found was cippy, a badly 185 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:52,319 Speaker 5: sumbur tomato in house, and you grew up the tomato 186 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:56,400 Speaker 5: the bird area took Sharon. 187 00:08:56,480 --> 00:09:01,720 Speaker 1: Any sort of tomato or or a great any sort love. 188 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:05,640 Speaker 5: That trust, preferably a red tomato, all of them. 189 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:07,080 Speaker 1: Red hack, very good. 190 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:11,520 Speaker 2: That's a hot hack. It yeah, Henry, Henry. 191 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:11,480 Speaker 1: That is a hard hack. 192 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:15,960 Speaker 2: That's a it is literally and metaphorically Henry here because 193 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:18,600 Speaker 2: the burn. Yeah, what did you use a vegetable for? 194 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:22,640 Speaker 7: Hey, guys, I used the potato on the inside of 195 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:25,640 Speaker 7: potato to wipe on my windows, off my car. 196 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,640 Speaker 1: Window so it doesn't fog up. 197 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:32,679 Speaker 7: It doesn't fog up. 198 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:34,640 Speaker 2: Wow, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. If 199 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:36,400 Speaker 2: you take the innards of a potato and rub it 200 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:38,280 Speaker 2: on your window. It doesn't fog. 201 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:40,040 Speaker 7: Yeah, that's right. 202 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,800 Speaker 2: Could I do that with my swimming goggles? 203 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:45,199 Speaker 1: You can? As long as you film it. What's happening, 204 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:46,439 Speaker 1: As long as you film it and I get to 205 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:50,839 Speaker 1: fill me everyone's well, potato is very starchy. That's where 206 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:53,160 Speaker 1: I'm going to start. And I remember to follow that. 207 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:56,120 Speaker 1: I say, well, okay, let me just can I can? 208 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:57,760 Speaker 1: I can? You let me just have a bit of 209 00:09:57,760 --> 00:09:59,880 Speaker 1: a dance here. So well, we think about it in 210 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:05,520 Speaker 1: my swimming goggles slash diving mask, I dive you. I 211 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:08,199 Speaker 1: put my saliva on the inside, has the same effect. 212 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:11,040 Speaker 1: So I'm going to suggest there's an enzyme in the 213 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:15,640 Speaker 1: potato which is also in the saliva. 214 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:17,600 Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know if it's true, but it 215 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:18,200 Speaker 2: seems good. 216 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:22,959 Speaker 1: It did sound good. Sorry, is your saliva starch? Is 217 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,360 Speaker 1: their natural starch in your sal saliva? 218 00:10:25,679 --> 00:10:26,680 Speaker 2: You're asking the wrong man. 219 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:28,560 Speaker 1: Really, Well, you've got half an exercise. Science. 220 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:31,120 Speaker 2: Science doesn't really focus on saliva. 221 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:36,079 Speaker 3: Let's go to We're going to bring a focus. 222 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:39,560 Speaker 1: In fact, you know a bit about salivity. 223 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,680 Speaker 2: What have you got? 224 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:45,520 Speaker 6: More potento, the starch and the potato acts as a barrier. 225 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:47,839 Speaker 3: Between the glass and the air and can help with 226 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:50,400 Speaker 3: that all too common issue of your windscreen fog. 227 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:54,320 Speaker 1: Give me celebration music. That's nable now, but we didn't 228 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,719 Speaker 1: get it down. Is their starch in saliva? Which is 229 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:58,599 Speaker 1: you know? Because if I get that, you have a 230 00:10:58,640 --> 00:10:59,040 Speaker 1: look at that. 231 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:02,040 Speaker 2: Check that. We'll go to Tony tom. 232 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:08,280 Speaker 3: Yeah, so in saliva there's an enzyme which hydrolyzes starch 233 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:18,839 Speaker 3: into Probably should his undey tty pants. That's awesome, pans off, 234 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:20,880 Speaker 3: that's an extraordinary moment. Don't left your hands up, you 235 00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:24,280 Speaker 3: do it, pops out. Let's go to Tony here, Tony, 236 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:25,920 Speaker 3: what did you use a vegetable for? 237 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:27,160 Speaker 7: Look? 238 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:29,280 Speaker 4: I was very drunk at this point, but I used 239 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:33,040 Speaker 4: the vegetable. Sorry, used tato to hammer and a nail 240 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:34,360 Speaker 4: into the wall. 241 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:35,000 Speaker 2: Did it work? 242 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:36,760 Speaker 6: It did work? 243 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:38,800 Speaker 2: Unreally well done? 244 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:41,720 Speaker 1: Right up next to a guy who wrote a pumpkin 245 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:42,280 Speaker 1: down the river? 246 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:51,600 Speaker 3: Did your ex have a weird hobby? 247 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:56,240 Speaker 2: Doesn't have to be the reason you broke up with them. 248 00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:59,920 Speaker 3: I just want to hear about like just weird activity 249 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:02,079 Speaker 3: that an ex liked to do. 250 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:04,240 Speaker 1: We used to have a friend in Perth who her 251 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:05,840 Speaker 1: partner was known as the beekeeper. 252 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:08,200 Speaker 2: She she attended bees. 253 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:13,200 Speaker 1: He attended bees, Sorry, he intended bed. Steve Steve, his 254 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:15,160 Speaker 1: name was Steve the bee we. I didn't know him 255 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:17,439 Speaker 1: anything else but Steve the Beekeeper. Never got his last name. 256 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:19,560 Speaker 1: But that's because his hobby was so strange and it 257 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:20,559 Speaker 1: wasn't do it professionally. 258 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:23,480 Speaker 2: No, he ain't. He just loved being around of eyes. Yeah. 259 00:12:23,679 --> 00:12:26,280 Speaker 3: I found out months after like interacting with that guy 260 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:28,679 Speaker 3: that he didn't love being called the beekeeper apparently? 261 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:28,880 Speaker 9: No? 262 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,680 Speaker 1: Did you also find out that he had a huge penis? 263 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:31,760 Speaker 1: That was that was hot? 264 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:32,000 Speaker 8: Mate? 265 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:35,079 Speaker 2: I didn't get that detail. Anyway. 266 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:38,840 Speaker 3: The reason we are asking about your ex's weird habits 267 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:41,840 Speaker 3: is because we got a great phone call from a 268 00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:44,480 Speaker 3: woman called Maria who told us this. 269 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:47,439 Speaker 4: I just finished hanging out with a guy like I've 270 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:49,440 Speaker 4: been kind of seeing for a little while. And this 271 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:52,240 Speaker 4: guy used to breathe at the dictionary before bed. 272 00:12:52,559 --> 00:12:54,280 Speaker 6: I was just like, okay to. 273 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:56,880 Speaker 2: Learn words or out of enjoyment. 274 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:57,720 Speaker 9: I beak loanword. 275 00:12:57,840 --> 00:12:58,720 Speaker 1: Surely it was a joke. 276 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:01,319 Speaker 4: Nah, he was a dudes. I think it was just. 277 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:06,400 Speaker 2: So he just like I'm hitting these tonight. Is that 278 00:13:06,679 --> 00:13:11,360 Speaker 2: what he's saying? I guess so tonight I'm covering. It's 279 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:12,840 Speaker 2: just awesome. 280 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:16,280 Speaker 3: I just, I just I love the humans that exist 281 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,160 Speaker 3: on this planet and the things that they get up to. 282 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:19,760 Speaker 2: I just think that's the best part about life. 283 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,319 Speaker 1: She feel so over that guy at all, like he 284 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:23,360 Speaker 1: was obviously such an idiot that he didn't have enough 285 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:26,479 Speaker 1: words to no disagree. 286 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:30,280 Speaker 3: He's he's just a curious who wants to increase his vocabulary. 287 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:31,880 Speaker 3: And the way to do it, kids is to just 288 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:34,679 Speaker 3: tuck into the Dictionary every night before bit. I love 289 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:37,880 Speaker 3: it now, Will I've been the weird ex and my 290 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:39,800 Speaker 3: my girlfriend at the time, did let me know that? 291 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:43,120 Speaker 1: When did you realize that you've been a weird X 292 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:43,920 Speaker 1: for a long time? 293 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:45,200 Speaker 2: Straight to up a bit? 294 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:47,840 Speaker 1: You're a great topic at dinner parties with one of 295 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:50,559 Speaker 1: your exits. My god, did he get up to some 296 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,880 Speaker 1: weird ship well, these particular eggs. 297 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:54,800 Speaker 3: She was with me during the time in my life 298 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:56,959 Speaker 3: when I was really into beach dips. 299 00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:59,240 Speaker 2: I loved to go down to the beach for a. 300 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:03,000 Speaker 1: Dip, but I always have it. Recently, you've been dawn 301 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:06,360 Speaker 1: dawn dipping nude dorn dips with the elderly. 302 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:08,280 Speaker 2: Was it not not nude. But I dorn dip with 303 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:08,760 Speaker 2: the elderly. 304 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:10,439 Speaker 3: Yes, but this is back in a time when I 305 00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:12,240 Speaker 3: didn't live anywhere near the ocean, but I love to 306 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:13,599 Speaker 3: get in the beach. So what I would do is 307 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:16,000 Speaker 3: I would drive to the ocean and I would fill 308 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:19,440 Speaker 3: up pump water bottles full of sea water, four or 309 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:21,120 Speaker 3: five of them, right, and then I'd chuck them in 310 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:23,040 Speaker 3: the back of my car and I would drive home. 311 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:26,840 Speaker 3: And then what my ex would wake up to is 312 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:31,960 Speaker 3: me standing in the corner of the bedroom pumping myself. 313 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:35,840 Speaker 2: With the with the water bottle, like squirting the seawater 314 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:38,240 Speaker 2: on my face. And this was my way of getting 315 00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:41,360 Speaker 2: an ocean dip in the morning. I did that for. 316 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:45,960 Speaker 1: I told you, when did you realize you were the 317 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:49,080 Speaker 1: weird ex? Sarah? Your X had a weird hobby? Talk 318 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:49,520 Speaker 1: to us. 319 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:54,600 Speaker 4: Yes, my ex actually collected hair. So I was looking 320 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:57,920 Speaker 4: through his Yes, I was in his room. I found 321 00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:00,480 Speaker 4: the draw in a drawer. There was all this bits 322 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:03,240 Speaker 4: of hair, and I was what it meant. And then 323 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:05,400 Speaker 4: for my birthday and for his birthday, he asked me 324 00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:06,480 Speaker 4: for a lock of my head. 325 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:16,080 Speaker 3: And you guys are still happy, Sarah right out next 326 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:18,080 Speaker 3: on thirty one six five. 327 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:20,560 Speaker 1: What's the weird hobby that your ex had? 328 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:23,720 Speaker 3: If you were reading the dictionary before bed, so you 329 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:26,080 Speaker 3: had to read the dictionary, what do you think would 330 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:28,040 Speaker 3: be your letter of choice? Like, if you had to 331 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:30,320 Speaker 3: hit one letter, what do you think the best Where 332 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:31,920 Speaker 3: do the best words sit in the alphabet? 333 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:33,720 Speaker 2: I know you love words, will your words? 334 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:39,840 Speaker 1: I'd probably just avoid letter well, process elimination, I'd avoid. 335 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:44,400 Speaker 1: I'd avoid letters which are recurring suffixes or sorry, recurring prefixes. 336 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:50,320 Speaker 1: You're losing a little bit, and give you worrying questions. 337 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:53,520 Speaker 2: Give me a letter you can't even choose. You love 338 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:56,640 Speaker 2: words so much. I'm moving on. 339 00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:58,680 Speaker 3: We've also had a call about a woman whose ex 340 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:01,640 Speaker 3: us to collect hair and asked for him from her 341 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:02,680 Speaker 3: for his birthday. 342 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:04,400 Speaker 2: And I was a weird X. 343 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,600 Speaker 3: I used to squirt seawater on my face for it 344 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:10,960 Speaker 3: for a morning dip. Errand weird has called the Errand 345 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,760 Speaker 3: this was your ex who had a bit of a 346 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:13,400 Speaker 3: weird hobby. 347 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:16,280 Speaker 4: Yes, it was the news. 348 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:20,160 Speaker 10: It was start at four o'clock. Then he watched the 349 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:22,520 Speaker 10: four thirty session and the five o buck picked the box, 350 00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:25,160 Speaker 10: and then he switched over the ABC and. 351 00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:28,040 Speaker 4: Then if he didn't, he wouldn't do anything in the 352 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,320 Speaker 4: house like look after the kids, but the rubbish out 353 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:33,600 Speaker 4: this is anything until he had watched every possible episode 354 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:35,240 Speaker 4: of the You mean to tell. 355 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:38,640 Speaker 1: Me that we've actually found the person in Australia who 356 00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:41,880 Speaker 1: watches tens first at five, because that's yeah. 357 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:42,880 Speaker 2: Really. 358 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:46,360 Speaker 10: Five o'clock every episode. 359 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:48,920 Speaker 1: But then the book will get the guys make sure 360 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:51,000 Speaker 1: we get in touch the first, you know, and we're 361 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,600 Speaker 1: just getting kicked in the ars at six o'clock and 362 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:54,120 Speaker 1: they were like, you know what we can't do. Six 363 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:57,440 Speaker 1: is nine and seven cans seven Channel twos have that 364 00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:59,800 Speaker 1: for ages. Let's hit him with first of fve no 365 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:02,080 Speaker 1: one time. But that's all we can go for. 366 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:03,400 Speaker 2: All we can hope for. 367 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:05,640 Speaker 1: Is that somebody gets home early from work in terms 368 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:07,400 Speaker 1: of the TV on in their hotel room because they've 369 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,760 Speaker 1: got nothing else to do, and hopefully they'll watch our 370 00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:10,399 Speaker 1: news program. 371 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:16,280 Speaker 2: Lana, Lana, I love this. This is a confession. You're 372 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:17,680 Speaker 2: you're the weird act. You had a bit of a 373 00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:18,359 Speaker 2: weird hobby. 374 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:22,399 Speaker 10: That's right, I am the weird ex. I actually I 375 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:26,879 Speaker 10: go ghost hunting. Sorry, I go ghost hunting. 376 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:30,040 Speaker 2: So okay, first step you believe in ghosts. 377 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:31,040 Speaker 6: I do. 378 00:17:31,359 --> 00:17:34,000 Speaker 10: I believe there are spirits active. 379 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:36,879 Speaker 2: Yeah, So where does a hunt take you? Lana? 380 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:37,040 Speaker 1: Like? 381 00:17:37,119 --> 00:17:39,360 Speaker 2: What makes you think or I reckon there's a there's 382 00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,320 Speaker 2: a ghost in Wangaratda? Like, what makes you think that? 383 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:42,360 Speaker 9: Well? 384 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:45,920 Speaker 10: We have evidence from other people who have perhaps been 385 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:50,680 Speaker 10: there for their own paranormal investigation. So me and my 386 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:52,400 Speaker 10: team we head there. 387 00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:54,360 Speaker 1: For your team. 388 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,240 Speaker 2: Do you have a name for your. 389 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:58,840 Speaker 10: Teamula Paranormal Society look us up on Facebook. 390 00:18:00,119 --> 00:18:04,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, lot, Lana, we're asking if we could have asked 391 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:06,359 Speaker 1: anything then and you would have called up. You're not 392 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:08,639 Speaker 1: like you like no basic, She's. 393 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:11,840 Speaker 3: Right on topic, Lana, quickly, what's the what's the best 394 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,800 Speaker 3: ghost interaction that you've had? 395 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:15,280 Speaker 2: Because I'm going to be honest with you, Will's a 396 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:15,879 Speaker 2: bit of a cynic. 397 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:17,119 Speaker 10: He is okay? 398 00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:21,119 Speaker 1: Paranormal? What do you called? Lana? 399 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:22,840 Speaker 10: What's that though? 400 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:23,680 Speaker 1: What are you called again? 401 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:29,640 Speaker 10: Mornington Peninsula Paranormal Society maybe MPPs. 402 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:32,400 Speaker 2: All right, Lana, the best ghost interaction? 403 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:36,920 Speaker 10: Go right when to Mount Master Community and the Learning Center, 404 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,879 Speaker 10: the big white building on the hill. I had my 405 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:43,240 Speaker 10: first interaction there with a lady with a white dress 406 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:46,480 Speaker 10: on in a wedding dress. She was about between the 407 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:49,920 Speaker 10: ages of eighteen to twenty two, hair up in a bun, 408 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:54,240 Speaker 10: and I dropped my notepad and she came up right 409 00:18:54,359 --> 00:18:58,119 Speaker 10: behind my boss, acting like she was almost going to 410 00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:00,920 Speaker 10: walk through my boss. Is true. 411 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:03,959 Speaker 2: Everything she did walk through. 412 00:19:04,119 --> 00:19:06,280 Speaker 1: What she was just getting married on the pininch. 413 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:09,160 Speaker 10: Well she she might have been, but she was dead. 414 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:18,840 Speaker 3: We're just taking calls on what you used a vegetable 415 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:23,000 Speaker 3: for aside from eating, obviously, and I'm going to be 416 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:26,240 Speaker 3: honest with you, pretty disappointing responses. But the reason we 417 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:30,600 Speaker 3: asked that question is because a man called Adam Fukuerson. 418 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:36,560 Speaker 2: I'm going to throw to Adam. Right, we are we 419 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:38,440 Speaker 2: saying your last name correctly. 420 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:40,960 Speaker 7: There, Adam, Yeah, I means you say it wrong. It 421 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,000 Speaker 7: does sound like a swear word. So you've done well. 422 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:44,200 Speaker 2: Thank you mate. 423 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:47,399 Speaker 3: We are live on radio, so we are really walking 424 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:49,320 Speaker 3: the tight rope when we say funks. 425 00:19:49,119 --> 00:19:52,160 Speaker 7: Which is probably say you just call me Adam. 426 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:55,600 Speaker 1: Then, yeah, Adam, I've actually cunning. 427 00:19:58,119 --> 00:20:01,040 Speaker 3: I've actually thought of quite an appropriate nickname for you. 428 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:05,240 Speaker 3: I call you the pump King because well, you tell everyone, 429 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,040 Speaker 3: pump King, what have you just done? 430 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,840 Speaker 7: Well, there's a bit of a story to it to 431 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:13,520 Speaker 7: a made of mine grew an enormous pumpkin. So I 432 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,240 Speaker 7: actually went around a cert when it was growing and 433 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:18,440 Speaker 7: put stuff on Facebook. Fair to say, this guy, Mark 434 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:20,560 Speaker 7: Pecock put in a lot more work than I. So 435 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:22,320 Speaker 7: he spent four months going on this thing. And it's 436 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:25,040 Speaker 7: a bohemoth deep. We had to use a tractor with 437 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:26,840 Speaker 7: forks to get it on a youth to take. He 438 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:28,720 Speaker 7: took it up to the Sydney Page to show and 439 00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:30,239 Speaker 7: he won the blue ribbon up there. So it's four 440 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:32,439 Speaker 7: and seven kilos, which is the size of a horse. 441 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:35,919 Speaker 2: Oh my god, the size of a horse. 442 00:20:36,119 --> 00:20:38,440 Speaker 7: Wow. Well it's the weight of a horse. So it's 443 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,479 Speaker 7: this big nugget. 444 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:41,119 Speaker 3: So it's. 445 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:44,920 Speaker 7: Imagine and it's bigger orange thing. It looks like Chuck 446 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:49,320 Speaker 7: Norris's testicle, I think, so allegiedly. So I've heard what 447 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:51,560 Speaker 7: I've done. When I saw this thing and said what 448 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,280 Speaker 7: are you going to do when you finished? And he goes, well, 449 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:55,080 Speaker 7: I don't know, And I asked him a good paddle 450 00:20:55,119 --> 00:20:56,600 Speaker 7: and he thought it was a great audea. So that 451 00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:57,439 Speaker 7: that's what happened. 452 00:20:57,760 --> 00:21:01,359 Speaker 2: So you you had the idea to so you obviously have. 453 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,800 Speaker 2: Did you hollow the big boy out. 454 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:06,440 Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yep. So he actually hollowed that out with 455 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:08,680 Speaker 7: his dad because the seeds are fifty dollars each, so 456 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:10,760 Speaker 7: it's sort of like a Melbourne Cup winning horse and 457 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:12,520 Speaker 7: you've got a foal. So he's going to sell the 458 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:15,119 Speaker 7: files off later and he doesn't trust me with that 459 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:17,840 Speaker 7: amount of money, I guess. So, yeah, he did all 460 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:20,000 Speaker 7: the hard work and all he would scribble Cinderella on 461 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,360 Speaker 7: the side of it, hopped in and paddle it down 462 00:21:21,359 --> 00:21:21,600 Speaker 7: the river. 463 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:26,480 Speaker 1: Wow, wow wow, slide down, hopped in and cuddled it 464 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:28,399 Speaker 1: down the river. My lord? 465 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:32,480 Speaker 2: So which which whereabouts in particular? Were you Adam? 466 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000 Speaker 7: Yeah, so we're in Tumid in New South walest We're 467 00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:37,080 Speaker 7: right at the bottom of the snowy hydro scheme. It's 468 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:39,960 Speaker 7: our river Barregon is one of the most beautiful rivers 469 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:43,320 Speaker 7: in Australia. It's very clear. But with that it comes 470 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,840 Speaker 7: it's very fast and very cold. So paddle it for 471 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:47,800 Speaker 7: a mile down that river, I mean, and how was 472 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:48,480 Speaker 7: she in? 473 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:48,680 Speaker 9: It? 474 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:53,560 Speaker 7: Very slimy, so it's very it's not a pleasant feeling 475 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:57,440 Speaker 7: at all, but yeah, it didn't didn't handle it all well. 476 00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:00,520 Speaker 7: It's like a very heavy fat in Hube. The sort 477 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:04,439 Speaker 7: of paddle down the river, but very stable and did 478 00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:07,960 Speaker 7: you stay dry like fairly? I had all the goose 479 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:10,760 Speaker 7: it's his slimy stuff on the inside out of a marrow. 480 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:12,600 Speaker 7: So yeah, it was pretty gross. 481 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:15,200 Speaker 3: This has captured the nation, mate, this is making national news. 482 00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:17,520 Speaker 3: I mean, you're on our radio show right now because 483 00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:20,840 Speaker 3: the talk. What were people's reactions like though when they 484 00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:22,639 Speaker 3: saw you on the side of the river there, when 485 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,520 Speaker 3: you were floating down inside of humongous pumpkin. 486 00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:27,280 Speaker 7: Well, I put a post up on Friday because my 487 00:22:27,359 --> 00:22:30,080 Speaker 7: wife said you probably should put it on face. I 488 00:22:30,119 --> 00:22:32,640 Speaker 7: would have really basic like tomorrow, I'm going to paddle 489 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:34,240 Speaker 7: a bit. The first person a paddle of pumpkin in 490 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:36,960 Speaker 7: the chim River at eleven o'clock. That was all I put. 491 00:22:37,119 --> 00:22:38,800 Speaker 7: We had more lights on that than I have friends, 492 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:41,200 Speaker 7: so I knew something had gone wrong, but we we 493 00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:43,359 Speaker 7: rocked on down to the river in the first vehicle 494 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:44,919 Speaker 7: I saw was an emulan, so I thought that had 495 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:48,760 Speaker 7: really gone wrong. Mark reckons there about a thousand people there, 496 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:51,919 Speaker 7: which is incredible in it down with only six thousand. 497 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,680 Speaker 3: All right, So this is this is the maiden voyage 498 00:22:55,880 --> 00:23:00,679 Speaker 3: of this humongous pumpkin, I mean, Adam slash pump king. 499 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:04,399 Speaker 3: I'm keen to really test this thing out. Do you 500 00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:07,520 Speaker 3: still have the hollowed at pumpkin in your position? 501 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:13,480 Speaker 7: Well kind of so, because it's so big where we 502 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,240 Speaker 7: pulled up, we had no way of moving it, so 503 00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:17,399 Speaker 7: you couldn't physically lift it because it's so heavy. So 504 00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:21,359 Speaker 7: the end for for Cinderella was yeah, we cut it 505 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:22,760 Speaker 7: up with an axe and put it in a trailer 506 00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:25,160 Speaker 7: and now it's feeding some cattle out at moreen Law's farm. 507 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:28,160 Speaker 1: That's a shame. 508 00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:33,800 Speaker 3: Is there any chance you make the peacock could grow 509 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:36,119 Speaker 3: another humongous pumpkin? Because I wouldn't mind seeing how this 510 00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:37,520 Speaker 3: thing goes on the open seas. 511 00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:41,000 Speaker 7: Good lucky, make sure you get plenty of life in 512 00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:45,960 Speaker 7: sureance policies. He's planning to grow on next year. He's 513 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,480 Speaker 7: only for six hundred kilo, isn't it Because he's a maniac, 514 00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:51,600 Speaker 7: So yeah, he's planning to do It's. 515 00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:54,000 Speaker 1: Like buying a horse. Like do we need to sort of, 516 00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:55,280 Speaker 1: you know, put a dibsy in early on. 517 00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:55,720 Speaker 6: That or. 518 00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:02,880 Speaker 7: After this has happened, you probably do, Yeah, madam. 519 00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:05,000 Speaker 2: I hope to see you maybe inside another vegetable as well. 520 00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:22,399 Speaker 9: M V vulnerable. 521 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,160 Speaker 1: Hey, that's right, one of us gets vulnerable and events day. 522 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:32,240 Speaker 1: It's very important, I think for people to be vulnerable 523 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:36,720 Speaker 1: for lots of reasons, but most importantly, I think because it's. 524 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,320 Speaker 2: Good for you to do that, good for your growth, 525 00:24:38,359 --> 00:24:39,320 Speaker 2: good for you people, good for the. 526 00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:42,280 Speaker 1: People around you, and in this day and age, given 527 00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:46,600 Speaker 1: the mental health crisis, I just think it's arguably the 528 00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:48,359 Speaker 1: most healthy thing you can do in your whole life. 529 00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:51,879 Speaker 1: Not joking, I really do think that I reckon in 530 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,600 Speaker 1: terms of your actual happiness. If you can be vulnerable 531 00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:57,320 Speaker 1: around people, you're going to be a lot happier. 532 00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:01,040 Speaker 2: Never as hard or as as you think it's going 533 00:25:01,119 --> 00:25:01,280 Speaker 2: to be. 534 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:04,159 Speaker 3: Yes, think about the conversation you don't want to have 535 00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:06,920 Speaker 3: with either your best friend or your partner. Just think 536 00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:09,000 Speaker 3: about it now and you're thinking, oh my god, that'll 537 00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:11,520 Speaker 3: be horrific. It's never as bad as you think. 538 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true, unless you're doing it on national radio. 539 00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:19,080 Speaker 1: Now Woods, Yes, a question for you, And because this 540 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:23,359 Speaker 1: is the question I'm trying to answer, Why do you 541 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:27,560 Speaker 1: start Why have I started caring about getting old? 542 00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:36,760 Speaker 3: Would it be because you are starting to see like 543 00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:38,280 Speaker 3: the physical signs of. 544 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:41,399 Speaker 1: Like, okay, very interesting. I think that I think that 545 00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:43,320 Speaker 1: starts to answer it, but I don't think it gets 546 00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:44,000 Speaker 1: to the bottom of it. 547 00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:48,440 Speaker 2: So I started losing my hair very early on. We 548 00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:49,119 Speaker 2: joked about the. 549 00:25:49,119 --> 00:25:53,960 Speaker 1: Fact that I was four or five weeks hanging on 550 00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:56,600 Speaker 1: in Kingdom when it's set in, and I thought, and 551 00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:58,840 Speaker 1: I think that that made me a lot better at 552 00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:02,199 Speaker 1: getting old, because I did start losing my hair as 553 00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:04,640 Speaker 1: I shaved my head early, like the impacts it because 554 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,439 Speaker 1: I felt like I already kind of dealt with that demon. 555 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:09,359 Speaker 1: But every now and then it kind of jumps up 556 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,840 Speaker 1: at me. And I'm thirty four, by the way, but 557 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:13,240 Speaker 1: every now and then it jumps up at me and 558 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:16,600 Speaker 1: I get scared again. And I was reminded of that 559 00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:21,920 Speaker 1: when I saw Hugh Grant at the at the Oscars 560 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,600 Speaker 1: with the oscars, Remember he need did that thing, and 561 00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:26,600 Speaker 1: he actually referenced the fact that his face looked like 562 00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:29,760 Speaker 1: a scrotum. He said that. I remember, yeah, because he 563 00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:31,400 Speaker 1: was standing next to the other chick from four when 564 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:32,840 Speaker 1: he's interfering and he's like, this is what a good 565 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:35,600 Speaker 1: moisturizer looks like. She looks amazing. My face looks like 566 00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:37,480 Speaker 1: a scrotum, yes, And all of a sudden I started 567 00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:39,960 Speaker 1: getting work because I was like, shit, I don't use moisturizer. 568 00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:41,639 Speaker 1: I don't want to have a scrot him face. And 569 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:43,320 Speaker 1: then it hit me again. I was like, oh my god, 570 00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:47,520 Speaker 1: there I am again scared about getting old. And then 571 00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:51,080 Speaker 1: today there was this wombat in the news who got 572 00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:53,720 Speaker 1: traded with the Japanese, got traded to Japan when he 573 00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:55,800 Speaker 1: was very young. He's thirty four years old now, by 574 00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:58,040 Speaker 1: the way, oldest one bat in the world. And our 575 00:26:58,119 --> 00:27:00,080 Speaker 1: team wrote this email to me at the start of 576 00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:01,960 Speaker 1: the day saying he's thirty four the one bat. We 577 00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:05,240 Speaker 1: think that's middle aged. Oh, and I was like, well 578 00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:06,040 Speaker 1: shit that. 579 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:08,480 Speaker 2: Well, hang on, yas I'm older than well, that's not 580 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:09,919 Speaker 2: middle aged. Middle is fifty. 581 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, well so I think that changes as you get older. 582 00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:16,159 Speaker 1: I think that's the track. So anyway, so then it 583 00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:18,960 Speaker 1: hit me again. So I'm gonna ask you again, why 584 00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:22,960 Speaker 1: why do you think you care? Why do you why 585 00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:25,840 Speaker 1: do you like do you care? I'm starting to care. 586 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:29,120 Speaker 3: I start having an awareness of the fact that I'm 587 00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:31,399 Speaker 3: not going to be here forever, and I think the 588 00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:34,159 Speaker 3: old I think when I was younger, it's just I 589 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:37,880 Speaker 3: was that invincibility about you, whereas I'm thirty five now 590 00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:40,520 Speaker 3: and you just start doing the math in your head where. 591 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:42,119 Speaker 2: It's like, oh, I could be halfway there. 592 00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:45,240 Speaker 1: So it's a death thing for you, Well you just have. 593 00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:48,480 Speaker 3: For me, it's like a far more certain view of 594 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:51,000 Speaker 3: like I will one day not be here, and that 595 00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:52,920 Speaker 3: day is coming quicker than I thought. 596 00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:56,280 Speaker 1: Okay, so it's a death your that's a much deeper 597 00:27:56,359 --> 00:28:00,560 Speaker 1: reason than mine, I think, I think, and I'm generalize 598 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,680 Speaker 1: this a little bit here. Maybe other thing is I 599 00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:05,040 Speaker 1: think the reason that I care about getting old is 600 00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:11,040 Speaker 1: because I care about my relevancy to other people. I 601 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:14,119 Speaker 1: think so because if I think about it, the like 602 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,119 Speaker 1: when Hugh Grant did that thing and he was like, 603 00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:21,280 Speaker 1: look how old I am. Subconsciously I was immediately like, 604 00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:22,000 Speaker 1: he's over the hill. 605 00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:25,000 Speaker 2: Oh don't you think you get more respect? Sometimes? 606 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:27,480 Speaker 1: No, and I and I thought about this more because 607 00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:29,760 Speaker 1: you might get you get what I What I hate 608 00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:32,879 Speaker 1: more than anything is people patronizing me or caring too 609 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:33,560 Speaker 1: much about me. 610 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:34,840 Speaker 2: He'd be great in a retirement home. 611 00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:37,440 Speaker 1: Well, this is funny you mentioned that because Harry who 612 00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:42,040 Speaker 1: who's our geezer from our World's worst tech support lovely guy. 613 00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:44,600 Speaker 1: He told me that, like, he walks into a shopping 614 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:47,840 Speaker 1: center now he's what eighty eighty five eighty five. He 615 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:49,840 Speaker 1: says that he walks into a shopping center now with 616 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:52,440 Speaker 1: his wife, and people literally evaporate in front of you. 617 00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:57,400 Speaker 1: They just know you're so irrelevant to me. I don't 618 00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:59,760 Speaker 1: want to help you. And I'm worried about the fact 619 00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:01,840 Speaker 1: that as I get older and this is this is 620 00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:06,360 Speaker 1: a very hard thing to care about, but I will 621 00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:09,320 Speaker 1: become less relevant, which means people will care less about me. 622 00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:11,640 Speaker 1: And I think it's funny you and I working in 623 00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:14,160 Speaker 1: the media. The only thing that saved me about from 624 00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:16,360 Speaker 1: panicking about this earlier is because we walk in an 625 00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:17,280 Speaker 1: audible medium. 626 00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:18,400 Speaker 7: Yeah. 627 00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:20,640 Speaker 2: True, No, that's that's. 628 00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:24,040 Speaker 1: Very quite seriously, like how I look my aging, my 629 00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:25,880 Speaker 1: physical aging doesn't matter to. 630 00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:29,240 Speaker 2: People as much because it doesn't my career doesn't rely 631 00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:31,320 Speaker 2: on it. Socials pop off though sometimes. 632 00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:34,760 Speaker 1: I mean if they see you as soon as the 633 00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:36,640 Speaker 1: camera flips to me, I mean they leave in droves. 634 00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:39,760 Speaker 1: We've seen the numbers now. But I think what I 635 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:42,920 Speaker 1: think is really interesting about this and potentially tragic, is 636 00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:46,360 Speaker 1: I feel like that's why there's so much more focus 637 00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:51,160 Speaker 1: for women on anti aging and stuff is because often 638 00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:55,760 Speaker 1: their relevancy is tied to how they look traditionally, which 639 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,200 Speaker 1: is tragic. And I think the other proof of this 640 00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:01,240 Speaker 1: is like if you're if you're relevancy is tied to 641 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:04,960 Speaker 1: how you look, right, and if that's what's keeping you cool, 642 00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:07,120 Speaker 1: and that's what's keeping you relevant, how you look, hence 643 00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:09,880 Speaker 1: you get scared of aging. That's why when you look 644 00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:12,960 Speaker 1: at anyone who's becomes a writer or a producer or 645 00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:16,280 Speaker 1: a director, they look washed up as hell because they 646 00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:20,360 Speaker 1: don't care about aging anymore. Because their relevancy doesn't actually 647 00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:21,840 Speaker 1: rely on how they look anymore. 648 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:22,800 Speaker 2: That's not their currency. 649 00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:24,840 Speaker 3: It's their currency is what they're writing or what they're 650 00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:25,960 Speaker 3: exactly opposed to. 651 00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:29,840 Speaker 1: They're allowed to deteriorate. And because people still have something 652 00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:30,960 Speaker 1: to respect them for. 653 00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:33,720 Speaker 2: Imagine how it would be for a model. 654 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:37,440 Speaker 3: I know, I started thinking about your whole life has 655 00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:39,160 Speaker 3: been you know, it's obviously. 656 00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:42,160 Speaker 1: I shed a tear for Gasel Bunching when I was 657 00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:42,520 Speaker 1: writing this. 658 00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:46,560 Speaker 2: I think the bunch is doing okay. 659 00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:50,840 Speaker 1: So anyway to close this off because I need to 660 00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:56,120 Speaker 1: just finalize this. Yeah, I'm worried that I'm losing relevancy, 661 00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:58,560 Speaker 1: and I know that the other end of that spectrum 662 00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:00,920 Speaker 1: is becoming a hack, which is you're old, You're over 663 00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:03,560 Speaker 1: the hill, washed up, you keep pushing it. I'm DJing 664 00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:04,560 Speaker 1: in town on the weekend. 665 00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:06,120 Speaker 2: Did you say in town? 666 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:12,360 Speaker 1: Yeah? I think it's just lolls in the studio. 667 00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:16,640 Speaker 6: That's my favorite thing about Australian radio stations. You guys 668 00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:20,640 Speaker 6: always play some candors and it makes you feel like, oh, 669 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:21,400 Speaker 6: I'm so special? 670 00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:23,560 Speaker 1: Is not? I don't think so. 671 00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,160 Speaker 2: I used to look at radio and it was more so. Yeah, 672 00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:26,760 Speaker 2: just did hear? 673 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:28,640 Speaker 6: Did silence? Welcome to the studio? 674 00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:31,440 Speaker 1: Are you doing that thing? My parents do? And I 675 00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:33,360 Speaker 1: talk about how much like a lolly is and they're like, 676 00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:39,600 Speaker 1: when I did it? We have sound effects? 677 00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:45,440 Speaker 2: Now there was an airhorn I brought in. I bring 678 00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:45,880 Speaker 2: my own. 679 00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:47,120 Speaker 1: How's this show going? 680 00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:50,360 Speaker 2: Oh, it's been so fun. It's been a whirlwind. 681 00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:50,640 Speaker 9: Really. 682 00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:53,240 Speaker 6: We're sort of in the final week now, and usually 683 00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:56,080 Speaker 6: at this point you sort of regret all of your 684 00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:58,400 Speaker 6: life decisions that lead you here and you go, why 685 00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:00,959 Speaker 6: did I choose this career path? But that hasn't hit 686 00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:04,600 Speaker 6: me yet. Just so many shows, like I've done so 687 00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,800 Speaker 6: many that you just kind of you get in a 688 00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:09,840 Speaker 6: loop and you you hyper analyze it. But it's been 689 00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:10,800 Speaker 6: really fun this time. 690 00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:12,400 Speaker 2: That's good to relate. 691 00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:16,080 Speaker 1: I heard about the the there was an accident in 692 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:17,560 Speaker 1: an evacuation the other night. 693 00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:20,360 Speaker 6: Oh yes, you say that. It wasn't okay, you made 694 00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:21,880 Speaker 6: it sound so much worse, but it was. 695 00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:25,520 Speaker 1: The thing is commercial radio, that's my job. 696 00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:26,560 Speaker 2: Don't you play this down? 697 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:29,200 Speaker 1: This down us. 698 00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:34,240 Speaker 6: So essentially there was a fire evacuation, but it was 699 00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:36,320 Speaker 6: They knew it was a false alarm because someone had 700 00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:38,640 Speaker 6: come and like fixed the smoke alarms that day, so 701 00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:41,280 Speaker 6: they're like, okay, it's they're fiddled with it. But because 702 00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:43,080 Speaker 6: my show is called Attack of the Melanie brace Well, 703 00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:45,240 Speaker 6: it was. The show was about to start and over 704 00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:48,160 Speaker 6: the speakers it goes, this is an evacuation, please leave 705 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:51,240 Speaker 6: the building, and the crowd were like laughing, Ah, this 706 00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:52,760 Speaker 6: is this is a pretty funny bet. 707 00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:54,600 Speaker 2: This is a funny way to start a show. 708 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:55,920 Speaker 6: And if it was in these seas and I had 709 00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:58,120 Speaker 6: to literally come out and be like, no, that's not 710 00:32:58,280 --> 00:32:58,920 Speaker 6: part of the show. 711 00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:01,120 Speaker 1: We need to we need I thought that. 712 00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:03,760 Speaker 2: Was I would have definitely thought that was a joke though, 713 00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:04,880 Speaker 2: because what were you wearing. 714 00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:08,360 Speaker 6: I was wearing a suit with flames on it. I 715 00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:15,000 Speaker 6: would double like this, I know, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 716 00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:15,680 Speaker 2: It was crazy. 717 00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:18,920 Speaker 1: But were they like, okay, actual fire, you come out 718 00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:24,320 Speaker 1: in a fire suit for another five so I sort 719 00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:27,720 Speaker 1: of you know, heard it out them, get them going, 720 00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:28,880 Speaker 1: like genuinely we. 721 00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:31,400 Speaker 6: Need to leave. And it was just like the awkwardest 722 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:34,320 Speaker 6: fifteen minutes standing on the street, stood out there. It's 723 00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:36,920 Speaker 6: not like I had my own separate fire escape, like. 724 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,600 Speaker 2: I just we all went out together. 725 00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:41,560 Speaker 6: I was like this, should I just still do the show? 726 00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:43,959 Speaker 1: On the way out, like I don't know if we're 727 00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:46,760 Speaker 1: going to do the Like when you're out there, were 728 00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:48,360 Speaker 1: you like because you're like, this is my crowd tonight, 729 00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:50,920 Speaker 1: Like you know, were you doing gear or were you. 730 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:54,880 Speaker 6: Like no, damn it, you're not supposed to smoke. A 731 00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:59,760 Speaker 6: pack of duries backstage used to me like that, but me, 732 00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:01,920 Speaker 6: you know, you can't really kick that up for fifteen 733 00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:07,440 Speaker 6: minutes when they're like, you know, anyway, you can't. 734 00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:10,160 Speaker 2: Use any material from your shower to see that. 735 00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:12,680 Speaker 6: Yes, And there were three fire trucks as well, about 736 00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:14,200 Speaker 6: like like three of them. 737 00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:16,440 Speaker 2: I was like, this is definitely overcurl but and then 738 00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:19,279 Speaker 2: if you go so you did go back into this. 739 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:22,480 Speaker 6: Yes, and people had to leave their drinks, so they 740 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,480 Speaker 6: had to leave their drinks on the steerwell, and remember 741 00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,719 Speaker 6: which drink was there. So people were just grabbing like 742 00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:30,480 Speaker 6: a random, random mellow from the staircase on the way, 743 00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:38,040 Speaker 6: and it really exactly, I mean, that's my crowd. And 744 00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:40,400 Speaker 6: people would have they actually got a sick and go 745 00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:42,560 Speaker 6: at finding a good seat. I think so people would 746 00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:45,920 Speaker 6: have everyone was seated. I think some people would have gone, oh, 747 00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:47,799 Speaker 6: I was on the edge. Okay, all right, we can 748 00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:50,160 Speaker 6: finise this. If we let twenty people in in front, 749 00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:53,719 Speaker 6: then maybe we'll get roasy and yeah, so some people 750 00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:55,719 Speaker 6: were like, I got way better seat the second time round. 751 00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:59,160 Speaker 2: I got three free mills. 752 00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:05,480 Speaker 1: Shotter. Sorry, this is like a fascinating social experiment. 753 00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:06,239 Speaker 2: I think it really. 754 00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:08,400 Speaker 6: I was at nice breaker for the crowd, because I 755 00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:11,759 Speaker 6: feel like sometimes in a comedy show you need the 756 00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:14,120 Speaker 6: crowd feels like they need to be a dressed in 757 00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:16,680 Speaker 6: some way to be like can she see us? 758 00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:18,839 Speaker 2: But I'll be like, wow, we were. 759 00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:21,040 Speaker 6: Just on the street together for about fifteen minutes, so 760 00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:23,799 Speaker 6: it feels like that was a bonding exercise for us all. 761 00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:25,000 Speaker 2: You should do it every time. 762 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:31,080 Speaker 6: It feels like now, yeah, if it happens again, it's suspicious. 763 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,520 Speaker 1: We got more mail brace right next to on will 764 00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:38,560 Speaker 1: and what you see, only got a few shows to 765 00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:41,120 Speaker 1: go but attack the Melie brace wells uh oh Melanie 766 00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:41,560 Speaker 1: brace Well. 767 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:44,120 Speaker 6: Wow, my god, she's multiplying. 768 00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:46,000 Speaker 1: Live Nation. 769 00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:53,880 Speaker 3: And I don't ask you about your comedy show. It 770 00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:56,040 Speaker 3: is about a real life crime. 771 00:35:56,520 --> 00:36:00,279 Speaker 6: It is. This is a true crime comedy show only 772 00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:03,160 Speaker 6: about the guy who stole my ear pods, and the 773 00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:05,640 Speaker 6: show is about trying to track him down because when 774 00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:07,840 Speaker 6: you lose an Apple device, you can see their location 775 00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:12,080 Speaker 6: at all times. So yeah, so I had been tracking 776 00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:16,440 Speaker 6: his basically his entire existence, and the show is me 777 00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:20,920 Speaker 6: building up the courage to eventually approach this man and 778 00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:23,040 Speaker 6: do I claim them back? 779 00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:26,359 Speaker 2: Do I meet him? What happens? You know that that's 780 00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:29,320 Speaker 2: the hook. Usually it's like, I don't usually have a hook. 781 00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:33,880 Speaker 6: Like this for a show about my crazy life. So 782 00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:37,880 Speaker 6: it's really refreshing to actually have something to sell the 783 00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:38,320 Speaker 6: show with. 784 00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:40,120 Speaker 3: I hope this isn't giving away too much and I 785 00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:42,359 Speaker 3: don't want to give away the show, But how how 786 00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:44,320 Speaker 3: long were you tracking him before? 787 00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:46,759 Speaker 2: If there was a confrontation a long time. 788 00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:53,520 Speaker 6: So I lost them in May last year, and you know, 789 00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:55,680 Speaker 6: and then the beld up has just been a long 790 00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:56,640 Speaker 6: time because again, you. 791 00:36:56,640 --> 00:37:00,520 Speaker 2: Don't really want a guy just the or death city. 792 00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:06,439 Speaker 6: That I just thought. 793 00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:08,560 Speaker 2: I looked at his daily routine as well. 794 00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:12,960 Speaker 6: I thought, he's doing those six am gym classes every morning, 795 00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:16,360 Speaker 6: all this stuff that I painted a picture of this guy. 796 00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:23,920 Speaker 2: And is it a man? We don't know y location wise? 797 00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:25,120 Speaker 2: What was the biggest shock you got? 798 00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:30,239 Speaker 6: Like hmm, yeah, probably outside the mountain in prison. That really. 799 00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:33,200 Speaker 1: That really threw me. 800 00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:36,680 Speaker 6: I was kind of like, that's what's scared. That's why 801 00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:38,600 Speaker 6: it took so long for me to want to do 802 00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:40,239 Speaker 6: anything about it, because I thought it. 803 00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:40,919 Speaker 2: Could be scared. 804 00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:42,120 Speaker 6: He could be visiting his mates. 805 00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:45,400 Speaker 9: You know. Yeah, so I was. 806 00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:46,200 Speaker 6: It was wild. 807 00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:47,120 Speaker 2: I would just do it. 808 00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:48,880 Speaker 6: I would just be at lunch being like watching what 809 00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:54,120 Speaker 6: should I quite quite an unhealthy amount. I would check 810 00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:56,800 Speaker 6: and I would screenshot a check and screenshot, like I 811 00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:59,320 Speaker 6: basically had sort of like red string around my house, 812 00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:02,200 Speaker 6: just you know, painting a picture of this man's entire 813 00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,200 Speaker 6: life before building up. 814 00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:08,960 Speaker 1: The current and the oh I did a son more questions, No, no, no, no, 815 00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:10,319 Speaker 1: I think you've got to go and see the show. 816 00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:12,520 Speaker 1: We're giving away way too much. Yeah, but that is 817 00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:15,319 Speaker 1: a great hook. Yeah, exactly all the show. 818 00:38:15,719 --> 00:38:18,600 Speaker 6: Yeah, such end listeners got. 819 00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:22,160 Speaker 2: Him, got him? They come and it's nothing to do 820 00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:22,759 Speaker 2: with us at all. 821 00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:23,640 Speaker 6: It's like, doesn't matter. 822 00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:24,880 Speaker 2: I saw the tickets. 823 00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:28,840 Speaker 1: You're running on. She is at the Melburne Comedy Festival, 824 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:31,359 Speaker 1: and I'm mentioning all the comedy festivals. She's obviously one 825 00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:32,839 Speaker 1: of the hosts on The Cheap Seas as well, which 826 00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:34,960 Speaker 1: is back on the thirty of April eight thirty, Channel 827 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,280 Speaker 1: ten and ten plays. So you can get Melanie Bracewell 828 00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:38,239 Speaker 1: wherever you want to get her. 829 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:41,720 Speaker 2: Really, wow, Melanie Bracewell, wherever you want. 830 00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:41,960 Speaker 5: To get her. 831 00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:45,359 Speaker 6: Yeah, if you just look and you'll find my amp. 832 00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:47,799 Speaker 6: You can see where I am at all times. I've 833 00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:54,400 Speaker 6: I've given everyone in the crowd and ear tags, but 834 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:59,680 Speaker 6: full on, okay, Will's heaters in the microphone. You can 835 00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:01,880 Speaker 6: eat a blinking through the airwaves. 836 00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:06,000 Speaker 1: But you got get it where you can. 837 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,319 Speaker 2: Get it, where if you want to. 838 00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:08,400 Speaker 1: Get it, you can get it. 839 00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:10,640 Speaker 5: You know what I mean. 840 00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:14,880 Speaker 1: She's so easy to have an email? 841 00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:15,920 Speaker 6: Why not