Speaker 1: Laura and come on in.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's Tuesday.
Speaker 1: We're back back again. Baby, I'm coming in hot. Oh
Speaker 1: thank you. I didn't mean that, but stop it.
Speaker 3: No, we know I am coming in hot with a
Speaker 3: conundrum that I need to sort out. So my fiance
Speaker 3: Ben and I a like arguing over this one thing.
Speaker 2: We're butting heads with him divorce.
Speaker 1: We're not divorcing, we're not even married yet.
Speaker 3: But we're both foodies, right, but different kinds of foodies.
Speaker 1: I'm a foodie like I just like to eat everything.
Speaker 3: But he makes the food. Yes, he's a foodie. He
Speaker 3: really loves to cook an experiment.
Speaker 2: He can cook.
Speaker 1: So we're having this argument.
Speaker 3: I tried to order a pasta like a carbonara with prawns.
Speaker 1: A carbonara with prawn Yeah, that's the weirdest combination I've
Speaker 1: ever heard. Not traditional. No, it's a vibe, creamy ham pasta.
Speaker 1: And you wanted to put prawns in it?
Speaker 3: Absolutely, that is exactly what I wanted to do. I
Speaker 3: have had it before and I quite enjoy it. And
Speaker 3: we got into this whole argument and he talked me
Speaker 3: out of it, and I had to order a chicken
Speaker 3: carbonara because he said there is no way in any
Speaker 3: planet can you eat cheese with prawns.
Speaker 1: But I disagree. What do you guys think? Look, I
Speaker 1: think a cheesy prawn carbonara is a bit of a stretch.
Speaker 1: But in Australia you can do whatever you want. Everything's
Speaker 1: got cheese on it because we put her everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I see how.
Speaker 4: It could taste good, like I understand the taste profile,
Speaker 4: but I think it's just wrong.
Speaker 2: It just feels like a sin to put cheese on prawn.
Speaker 1: I think every Italian person who's listening is like, that
Speaker 1: is sacrilege, and every Australian is like, what are you
Speaker 1: even talking about? It's no brainer.
Speaker 2: Pizza and they put cheese on it, right, yes.
Speaker 1: Thank you, but you don't put cream and also ham
Speaker 1: on that as well.
Speaker 4: Anyway, I think Carli, I know British your favorite meal,
Speaker 4: but I think carbonara is the baby's pasta.
Speaker 2: It's you.
Speaker 5: It is.
Speaker 1: Put some penny in it and cut that up, and
Speaker 1: that is like my kid's staple.
Speaker 2: Diet, one hundred dinosaur in the noodles.
Speaker 3: So far, neither of you have helped me or you've
Speaker 3: done is put me down and bully me.
Speaker 1: Well, look, I need your help. Actually, well, I'll not
Speaker 1: give it to you. No, please help me. There is
Speaker 1: something living in the roof of my house, and I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure the only option is to burnhouse down.
Speaker 2: Your mother and Matt moved up there.
Speaker 1: No, it's two meters long and it's terrifying. Like I said,
Speaker 1: Matt moved.
Speaker 3: Up in there.
Speaker 4: All right, we'll find out what's living in Laura Burn's
Speaker 4: roof Daily Mail.
Speaker 2: Is it Osha Gunsberg? Could be him?
Speaker 1: You did not receive a rod.
Speaker 2: Imagine doesn't have a show anymore. Might be living up there.
Speaker 1: That's so mean. Sorry, Oh well he might listen, don't
Speaker 1: get me canceled.
Speaker 4: Of course we did, but it was called a joke.
Speaker 4: All right, pick up on the way. Let's find out
Speaker 4: what's in Laura Burn's roof.
Speaker 3: Next.
Speaker 2: Now the mystery that the nation is waiting to be solved.
Speaker 1: Okay, So last week, if you guys listen to Life Uncut,
Speaker 1: the podcast the brit and I do Together. Sorry, Mitch,
Speaker 1: I spoke very lovingly, very enthusiastically about going to a
Speaker 1: reptile park and how much I love all things reptilia. Laura,
Speaker 1: hang on, We've actually got the audio. We can play it.
Speaker 1: I love reptiles. I'm all about a snake. I love
Speaker 1: a lizard. Now I want it to be known I
Speaker 1: do love reptiles. I think snakes are cool.
Speaker 2: You've had a lot of time to talk about your
Speaker 2: love over the last week.
Speaker 1: We get it.
Speaker 2: We get it. We probably don't need much more.
Speaker 1: But okay, look, as of recently, Matt and I my husband,
Speaker 1: we are renovating a house down south, and we went
Speaker 1: down there over the weekend. So we're outside in the
Speaker 1: backyard and we are cleaning up, and I look up
Speaker 1: into the trees and there it is a massive two
Speaker 1: meter snake in the tree, in the tree, swinging with
Speaker 1: its head down towards like looking at where we're cleaning up.
Speaker 1: The book like, yes, just like the jungle book? Who
Speaker 1: pronounces are like that a jungle book? And I thought
Speaker 1: if I was to see snake in the real world,
Speaker 1: I'd have a little bit more cool. But this is
Speaker 1: how I reacted to said snake. Matt, Matt, it's gone
Speaker 1: in the house. Matt, tell me it's going in the house.
Speaker 2: I'm being serious, It'll go in the gut.
Speaker 1: It needs to get out of the house because it'll
Speaker 1: go in and we won't be able to get it out. No,
Speaker 1: it's not all right, because it's gonna stay in the friggin.
Speaker 2: Gunner or calm okay.
Speaker 1: Now, my husband is from Queensland and he is far
Speaker 1: more familiar with snakes being on his property or like
Speaker 1: where he grew up than what I am. This is
Speaker 1: very foreign to me. You've also dated a few, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm familiar with those. Should have called the snake hatcher
Speaker 1: back in that day. Anyway, come catch this man. They
Speaker 1: arrive and it's just a thirty year old man that's
Speaker 1: been cheating on me. Like, where's a snake? You're like
Speaker 1: in my room, in my bed.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I look up at this one point in time
Speaker 1: and I was trying to get Matt to get the
Speaker 1: snake out of the tree because it was hanging down
Speaker 1: right where we were with a stick, but what just
Speaker 1: with a broom Like I don't want him to hurt it,
Speaker 1: I just want him to remove it. Anyway. I then realized, actually,
Speaker 1: what the snake was trying to do wasn't It wasn't
Speaker 1: trying to move in the trees. It was trying to
Speaker 1: get from the tree onto the hot tiles of the
Speaker 1: house and get back into the house. So this all
Speaker 1: happened really quickly. I looked up again and no longer
Speaker 1: was the snake in the tree. The snake was bridged
Speaker 1: from the tree onto the house, and within a couple
Speaker 1: of seconds the snake was in the guttering. This two
Speaker 1: meter snake had crawled its way into the house and
Speaker 1: underneath the tiles there is no access, there is no manhole.
Speaker 1: It is literally between two floors of our house. Now,
Speaker 1: the other thing about it is that this snake had
Speaker 1: looked like it had just eaten. So I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: it's not going to come out anytime soon. Has anyone
Speaker 1: seen Lola? Has anyone seen my cat? Where is my cat?
Speaker 1: So I got given the number for a local snakehandler.
Speaker 1: His name is Dusty, and he was he sounded like
Speaker 1: he was like old English, because when I called him up,
Speaker 1: he was like, hello, my dear, how can I help you?
Speaker 1: How can I be of service? And I explained to
Speaker 1: him that there was a snake, a big whopping snake
Speaker 1: in the roof of the house, and he was like,
Speaker 1: that sounds splendid. Can you send me a photo and
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what kind of snake it is? So
Speaker 1: I send him a photo of the snake. Now, I'm
Speaker 1: I think we're on very different pages, me and Dusty.
Speaker 1: He's excited about the snake. I am not excited about
Speaker 1: the fact that this snake has taken residence in the house.
Speaker 1: And I called him in a back and he told me, oh,
Speaker 1: it's a diamond python, a diamond pipe. They are beautiful creatures.
Speaker 1: You will not have a single vermin or a single
Speaker 1: mice in your house.
Speaker 2: He's like, keep it.
Speaker 1: He's so excited. He's telling me he wanted me to
Speaker 1: explain to him why I didn't want it in there anyway.
Speaker 1: I said, I don't think it's going to come out
Speaker 1: for a couple of days because it looks like it's
Speaker 1: just eaten. And he goes, no, even more marvelous than that,
Speaker 1: I think it's pregnant. Oh no, So it turns out
Speaker 1: the snake that is now currently living in the roof
Speaker 1: of my house is pregnant. Snakes also, don't I know this.
Speaker 3: I also love reptiles, but they don't birth just one snake,
Speaker 3: eggs twenty so many, twenty twenty thirty snakes, fifty to
Speaker 3: twenty snakes and twenty to fifteen sorry, fifteen to twenty snakes.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Look according to the snake catcher, he said Dusty, he said,
Speaker 1: it's probably been living there for many years and he
Speaker 1: would be surprised if there was only one snake in
Speaker 1: that roof, and I should just enjoy them.
Speaker 2: Wow. Did you pay Dusty for this console? Because we
Speaker 2: ask for.
Speaker 3: Your money back for Hey, coming up after the break,
Speaker 3: I have caused international chaos with my wedding invitations.
Speaker 1: You won't believe what has happened.
Speaker 2: Wow, that is some drama in this show. I no,
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 3: It was so drama field. People think I'm crazy for
Speaker 3: probably for good reason.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm involved. All right, that's next on the pickup.
Speaker 3: I sent some save the date like wedding invitations out
Speaker 3: about eight ten days ago and it has caused an
Speaker 3: international drama. So Ben, my fiancee, lives over in well,
Speaker 3: he lives in Romania now, but he's Swiss, so all
Speaker 3: of his side of the family are from Europe or
Speaker 3: from the UK, and on my side of the family,
Speaker 3: we're basically all Australian, so the wedding is split down
Speaker 3: the middle with Internationals and Aussies.
Speaker 1: So Ben gets this.
Speaker 3: Message from someone that says like one of his invites
Speaker 3: that just says dress code question mark fair and he
Speaker 3: wrote back Ben wrote back, oh, yeah, sorry, Britt set
Speaker 3: the dress code.
Speaker 1: That was it.
Speaker 3: Day or two later, I gets another message basically saying hey,
Speaker 3: hey got the dress code question mark.
Speaker 1: And it's like, yeah, sorry, Britt set the dress code.
Speaker 1: Like that's pretty normal and we've seen the invitations were
Speaker 1: invited and the dress code is normal.
Speaker 3: Well, so Ben messages me and he's just like, babe,
Speaker 3: a dress code is normal for weddings and I was
Speaker 3: like absolutely, like an hous isn't even over the top.
Speaker 3: And he's like, oh, it's just people are asking me.
Speaker 3: Loads of people are questioning the dress code. And I
Speaker 3: was like, oh, I mean just say yes, we're enforcing
Speaker 3: the dress code.
Speaker 1: So he's like okay. A couple of days later he's
Speaker 1: like okay. He's like things are escalating.
Speaker 3: He gets a message from a really good friend of his,
Speaker 3: a girl, and she writes, hey, we need to talk
Speaker 3: about the dress code. Ben's like throwing his arms up.
Speaker 3: He's like, why is everyone so upping arms about the
Speaker 3: dress code? And he's like, yeah, Brit' set the dress code. Sorry,
Speaker 3: it's enforceable, like you have.
Speaker 1: To do it.
Speaker 3: It's just what we're doing. And she's like yeah, but
Speaker 3: is it strict. She's like it's a little bit weird
Speaker 3: and he's like, yeah, it is strict. Like sorry, that's
Speaker 3: just what.
Speaker 2: You gotta do.
Speaker 3: And she's like, but what if it doesn't go with
Speaker 3: the dress that I'm wearing. He's like, what, you'll find
Speaker 3: something that goes like, you'll work it out. This goes
Speaker 3: back and forth and back and forth, and she's getting
Speaker 3: a bit aggravated about She's like, I just think it's
Speaker 3: weird and he's like, I'm telling you it is a
Speaker 3: normal thing.
Speaker 1: And she's like, well, how is Brittney going to know?
Speaker 3: Like he's like, Britney's going to be upset, and she's like, well,
Speaker 3: how is Britney going to know he's And she was like,
Speaker 3: Brittany's going to be looking. Trust me, she's going to
Speaker 3: be looking to make sure that the dress.
Speaker 1: Code is enforced.
Speaker 3: And she goes, well, I just think it's weird and
Speaker 3: I don't think it's appropriate that she's looking.
Speaker 1: And he's like, she's going to see what's on your feet?
Speaker 3: And then the girl was like what and Ben was
Speaker 3: like what and she's like, what do you mean, what's
Speaker 3: on my feet? The dress code says strictly no songs,
Speaker 3: and Ben was like, yeah, no though songs like flip flops.
Speaker 1: And she was like, oh my god, No g streets
Speaker 1: are allowed the wedding. Not a single.
Speaker 3: One the whole European side, all of Ben's family or
Speaker 3: he's like Auntie, his uncle's grands Everyone thought that I
Speaker 3: put a dress code that said strictly no G strings.
Speaker 1: I want full briefs or nothing, and I will checkmar devastated.
Speaker 1: Imagine Nana rockin Ut wearing a G string. Everyone thought
Speaker 1: that I was enforcing.
Speaker 3: So I had to go and update the wedding invitation
Speaker 3: and I literally had to write, Hey, for all your Europeans,
Speaker 3: you are allowed to wear a G string.
Speaker 1: For us, Aussie's songs are flip flops.
Speaker 3: So I was mortified, especially when Ben's like, yees, she's
Speaker 3: going to be looking what am I going to be
Speaker 3: looking up your dress?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: We've got a call Sarah, Hey did you something like this?
Speaker 4: What got lost in translation?
Speaker 6: My father in law lives on a cattle station in
Speaker 6: remote South Australia and we get a lot of international
Speaker 6: backpackers come in and work for us and he was
Speaker 6: driving home from work and pulled in at the local
Speaker 6: roadhouse and said, I'm just jumping out of the car
Speaker 6: to grab a gay Time Does anyone want one? And
Speaker 6: all the backpackers looked at each other said no sense,
Speaker 6: and he ranny got his got his ice cream, and
Speaker 6: the drive home was just silent, and the backtrackers get
Speaker 6: back to the house and say, oh, Sarah, you wouldn't
Speaker 6: believe what's happened. Your father in law was going into
Speaker 6: the roadhouse through gay Time and he said, yeah, his favorite.
Speaker 4: Wait did you ever tell the backpackers or are they
Speaker 4: now telling the story of the gay man that used
Speaker 4: to hook up a service station bathrooms?
Speaker 6: No, no, no, we told them once. They got a
Speaker 6: bit uncomfortable when they thought he was having secret hook up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was driving them there very fast as well
Speaker 1: the time it takes to run into an ice cream.
Speaker 2: Thanks for you called next on the show.
Speaker 4: Imagine being fired from your job for the thing you
Speaker 4: googled while you were at work.
Speaker 1: We google so much crap because of the stuff we
Speaker 1: talk about on radio.
Speaker 2: Line of work.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we have a great cover. I can google gay
Speaker 4: time and not get in trouble because we were just
Speaker 4: talking about it anyway, you will never believe a man
Speaker 4: he's posted to TikTok he's been fired for some of
Speaker 4: the things he googled, and now shock you. We'll text
Speaker 4: on the pickup get this. You know, brit Laura, we
Speaker 4: all know. Are you're listening, You got jobs. You know
Speaker 4: that your bosses can sift through your search history. They
Speaker 4: can check your team's chat, they can check your slack,
Speaker 4: they can check what you're searching.
Speaker 2: And you kind of think if they can do it,
Speaker 2: but you just don't think they do do it.
Speaker 1: But you usually think, surely they've got better things to do,
Speaker 1: like running businesses and managing people. Total, well that's probably
Speaker 1: half of running a business.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: It turns out this video, which we're about to play
Speaker 4: you has shocked me and the whole world. This twenty
Speaker 4: six year old has posted a video to TikTok venting
Speaker 4: he is fired, lost his job because his employer went
Speaker 4: through his search history on his work computer, the things
Speaker 4: that he was searching while he was at work.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna play the video for you because you have
Speaker 2: to just hear the thing.
Speaker 4: And he was searching because it wasn't like you know,
Speaker 4: when to get dinner and you know, a restaurant bookings
Speaker 4: near me. Like he wasn't trying to plan for afterwork,
Speaker 4: he was googling some really weird things.
Speaker 2: Listen to this.
Speaker 5: So I got sacked today, Guys. The reason why I
Speaker 5: got sacked was my search history. Apparently they had fifty
Speaker 5: hours worth of search history, which is printed out on
Speaker 5: a paper for me, and these things included Simon Cow
Speaker 5: botched botox? Does turkey tief hurt? What are the top
Speaker 5: ten super foods.
Speaker 1: That so stupid? I care enough about Simon Cow's boatox,
Speaker 1: But my thing is, you must be so checked out
Speaker 1: of work if that's the level of search that you're doing,
Speaker 1: Like if you're like the thought comes to your head,
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, I wonder what Simon Cow looks like now,
Speaker 1: and you go and search it on your work computer.
Speaker 1: Like his bosses knew he was doing absolutely nothing, and
Speaker 1: they just need a proof of that. I know that
Speaker 1: people know that bosses can look at their search histories,
Speaker 1: but you do assume that they're never going to. You
Speaker 1: do think that they're too busy to ever check in
Speaker 1: on that sort of stuff. But I guess that this
Speaker 1: is the reality, is that they actually could clear search
Speaker 1: histories everyone. I remember to do that.
Speaker 2: But it's the same as email. I was like, I've
Speaker 2: pitched in, gossiped I felt at work.
Speaker 3: No, this is why I don't use any work computers
Speaker 3: and I don't use any work email chains.
Speaker 1: I get everything sent to my personal email.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: See that's smart, so now I can read it. Pot
Speaker 4: twist though. This poor kid, he's twenty six. He posted
Speaker 4: the TikTok. He made a quick bug. He made four
Speaker 4: hundred and fifty pounds. However, he then realized that, oh
Speaker 4: my god, I've actually out of myself for being a
Speaker 4: terrible worker, so now.
Speaker 2: We can't get a job. Job, So then he posted
Speaker 2: this second TikTok.
Speaker 5: Some of you might be away. Yeah, I lost my
Speaker 5: job a month ago through my own doing, and I
Speaker 5: was sacked, and I put it on social media. One
Speaker 5: thing I've learned from doing that is digital footprint is
Speaker 5: a thing. I applied for three office jobs and I
Speaker 5: got turned down for all three of them purely for
Speaker 5: the fact they had seen that TikTok.
Speaker 2: And me getting sacked.
Speaker 5: The reason why I haven't private it is because it
Speaker 5: was making me a little bit of income. When I
Speaker 5: first got sacked. A consequence with me doing this has
Speaker 5: meant that I've had to do a complete three sixty.
Speaker 2: Ten in terms of my own career, and I'm.
Speaker 5: Now doing something that I never ever thought in a
Speaker 5: million years that I'd be doing. But unfortunately I just
Speaker 5: couldn't go back into office work so soon.
Speaker 1: So now he showed himself in the foot No, but
Speaker 1: it makes sense though he sounds like an absolute idiot.
Speaker 1: The thing is is like just sounds like a kid
Speaker 1: does no, but he's twenty six much.
Speaker 3: Yeah, did you see the recent report Laura that said
Speaker 3: youth don't think adulthood starts until twenty seven or twenty eight.
Speaker 1: Now I agree, I don't agree. Like, I think we
Speaker 1: have a little bit more understanding about our digital footprints.
Speaker 1: And like, if you're putting out there on your TikTok
Speaker 1: and you're oversharing, you're saying you're a terrible employee. Most
Speaker 1: people are googling the people that they're employing, Like most
Speaker 1: people would look up their social media.
Speaker 2: Wait, you google your new hires everyone?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I check their LinkedIn. I check and see if
Speaker 1: they've got socials, Like, I don't know if you're supposed
Speaker 1: to don't come for me if you're not. But yeah,
Speaker 1: if people have a digital footprint, I'm gonna find it.
Speaker 4: Ora, what do you because you run Tony May, the
Speaker 4: super successful jewely conglomor thank you, thank you so much?
Speaker 2: What do you google? Let's say, for example, it's Mitch Cheury.
Speaker 2: You go Mitch Chury.
Speaker 1: No nothing, I just type in Mitch Jury and I'm
Speaker 1: sure lovely pleasant articles come up about you. You'd never
Speaker 1: get a job if that TikTok came up where you
Speaker 1: were slagging off old employees and laughing about the fact
Speaker 1: that you spent fifty hours of work time googling Simon
Speaker 1: Gow's botch botoc.
Speaker 3: Yeah. But in his nomans, he has grown up in
Speaker 3: front of our eyes because now he's doing a TikTok
Speaker 3: educating people on your social footprint, saying, hey is reform.
Speaker 3: I have learned a valuable lesson that this counts and
Speaker 3: this is.
Speaker 1: There forever, so be good and even though so he's
Speaker 1: deleted that first video now, but it's still on the internet,
Speaker 1: like you know, articles of screen recorded it. It's still accessible.
Speaker 1: So he's never going to Laura.
Speaker 2: I've got happy news, happy ending.
Speaker 4: William is now employed as a supply chain coordinator in
Speaker 4: the food industry. He's passionate about creating content, so.
Speaker 1: He's no longer online. That keeps you away from a
Speaker 1: laptop
Speaker 2: Packenberger's all right, we're gonna go, guys,