WEBVTT - FULL SHOW: Laura's SNAKE dilemma 🐍

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<v Speaker 1>Laura and come on in.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, it's Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 1>We're back back again. Baby, I'm coming in hot. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. I didn't mean that, but stop it.

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<v Speaker 3>No, we know I am coming in hot with a

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<v Speaker 3>conundrum that I need to sort out. So my fiance

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<v Speaker 3>Ben and I a like arguing over this one thing.

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<v Speaker 2>We're butting heads with him divorce.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not divorcing, we're not even married yet.

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<v Speaker 3>But we're both foodies, right, but different kinds of foodies.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a foodie like I just like to eat everything.

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<v Speaker 3>But he makes the food. Yes, he's a foodie. He

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<v Speaker 3>really loves to cook an experiment.

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<v Speaker 2>He can cook.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're having this argument.

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<v Speaker 3>I tried to order a pasta like a carbonara with prawns.

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<v Speaker 1>A carbonara with prawn Yeah, that's the weirdest combination I've

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<v Speaker 1>ever heard. Not traditional. No, it's a vibe, creamy ham pasta.

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<v Speaker 1>And you wanted to put prawns in it?

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely, that is exactly what I wanted to do. I

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<v Speaker 3>have had it before and I quite enjoy it. And

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<v Speaker 3>we got into this whole argument and he talked me

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<v Speaker 3>out of it, and I had to order a chicken

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<v Speaker 3>carbonara because he said there is no way in any

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<v Speaker 3>planet can you eat cheese with prawns.

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<v Speaker 1>But I disagree. What do you guys think? Look, I

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<v Speaker 1>think a cheesy prawn carbonara is a bit of a stretch.

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<v Speaker 1>But in Australia you can do whatever you want. Everything's

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<v Speaker 1>got cheese on it because we put her everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I see how.

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<v Speaker 4>It could taste good, like I understand the taste profile,

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<v Speaker 4>but I think it's just wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>It just feels like a sin to put cheese on prawn.

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<v Speaker 1>I think every Italian person who's listening is like, that

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<v Speaker 1>is sacrilege, and every Australian is like, what are you

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<v Speaker 1>even talking about? It's no brainer.

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<v Speaker 2>Pizza and they put cheese on it, right, yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, but you don't put cream and also ham

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<v Speaker 1>on that as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway, I think Carli, I know British your favorite meal,

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<v Speaker 4>but I think carbonara is the baby's pasta.

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<v Speaker 2>It's you.

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<v Speaker 5>It is.

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<v Speaker 1>Put some penny in it and cut that up, and

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<v Speaker 1>that is like my kid's staple.

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<v Speaker 2>Diet, one hundred dinosaur in the noodles.

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<v Speaker 3>So far, neither of you have helped me or you've

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<v Speaker 3>done is put me down and bully me.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, look, I need your help. Actually, well, I'll not

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<v Speaker 1>give it to you. No, please help me. There is

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<v Speaker 1>something living in the roof of my house, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>pretty sure the only option is to burnhouse down.

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<v Speaker 2>Your mother and Matt moved up there.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's two meters long and it's terrifying. Like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>Matt moved.

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<v Speaker 3>Up in there.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, we'll find out what's living in Laura Burn's

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<v Speaker 4>roof Daily Mail.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it Osha Gunsberg? Could be him?

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<v Speaker 1>You did not receive a rod.

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine doesn't have a show anymore. Might be living up there.

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<v Speaker 1>That's so mean. Sorry, Oh well he might listen, don't

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<v Speaker 1>get me canceled.

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<v Speaker 4>Of course we did, but it was called a joke.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, pick up on the way. Let's find out

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<v Speaker 4>what's in Laura Burn's roof.

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<v Speaker 3>Next.

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<v Speaker 2>Now the mystery that the nation is waiting to be solved.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So last week, if you guys listen to Life Uncut,

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast the brit and I do Together. Sorry, Mitch,

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<v Speaker 1>I spoke very lovingly, very enthusiastically about going to a

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<v Speaker 1>reptile park and how much I love all things reptilia. Laura,

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<v Speaker 1>hang on, We've actually got the audio. We can play it.

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<v Speaker 1>I love reptiles. I'm all about a snake. I love

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<v Speaker 1>a lizard. Now I want it to be known I

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<v Speaker 1>do love reptiles. I think snakes are cool.

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<v Speaker 2>You've had a lot of time to talk about your

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<v Speaker 2>love over the last week.

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<v Speaker 1>We get it.

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<v Speaker 2>We get it. We probably don't need much more.

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<v Speaker 1>But okay, look, as of recently, Matt and I my husband,

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<v Speaker 1>we are renovating a house down south, and we went

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<v Speaker 1>down there over the weekend. So we're outside in the

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<v Speaker 1>backyard and we are cleaning up, and I look up

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<v Speaker 1>into the trees and there it is a massive two

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<v Speaker 1>meter snake in the tree, in the tree, swinging with

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<v Speaker 1>its head down towards like looking at where we're cleaning up.

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<v Speaker 1>The book like, yes, just like the jungle book? Who

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<v Speaker 1>pronounces are like that a jungle book? And I thought

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<v Speaker 1>if I was to see snake in the real world,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd have a little bit more cool. But this is

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<v Speaker 1>how I reacted to said snake. Matt, Matt, it's gone

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<v Speaker 1>in the house. Matt, tell me it's going in the house.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm being serious, It'll go in the gut.

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<v Speaker 1>It needs to get out of the house because it'll

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<v Speaker 1>go in and we won't be able to get it out. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not all right, because it's gonna stay in the friggin.

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<v Speaker 2>Gunner or calm okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, my husband is from Queensland and he is far

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<v Speaker 1>more familiar with snakes being on his property or like

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<v Speaker 1>where he grew up than what I am. This is

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<v Speaker 1>very foreign to me. You've also dated a few, Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm familiar with those. Should have called the snake hatcher

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<v Speaker 1>back in that day. Anyway, come catch this man. They

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<v Speaker 1>arrive and it's just a thirty year old man that's

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<v Speaker 1>been cheating on me. Like, where's a snake? You're like

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<v Speaker 1>in my room, in my bed.

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, I look up at this one point in time

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<v Speaker 1>and I was trying to get Matt to get the

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<v Speaker 1>snake out of the tree because it was hanging down

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<v Speaker 1>right where we were with a stick, but what just

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<v Speaker 1>with a broom Like I don't want him to hurt it,

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<v Speaker 1>I just want him to remove it. Anyway. I then realized, actually,

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<v Speaker 1>what the snake was trying to do wasn't It wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>trying to move in the trees. It was trying to

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<v Speaker 1>get from the tree onto the hot tiles of the

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<v Speaker 1>house and get back into the house. So this all

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<v Speaker 1>happened really quickly. I looked up again and no longer

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<v Speaker 1>was the snake in the tree. The snake was bridged

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<v Speaker 1>from the tree onto the house, and within a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of seconds the snake was in the guttering. This two

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<v Speaker 1>meter snake had crawled its way into the house and

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<v Speaker 1>underneath the tiles there is no access, there is no manhole.

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<v Speaker 1>It is literally between two floors of our house. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>the other thing about it is that this snake had

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<v Speaker 1>looked like it had just eaten. So I was like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not going to come out anytime soon. Has anyone

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<v Speaker 1>seen Lola? Has anyone seen my cat? Where is my cat?

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<v Speaker 1>So I got given the number for a local snakehandler.

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<v Speaker 1>His name is Dusty, and he was he sounded like

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<v Speaker 1>he was like old English, because when I called him up,

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<v Speaker 1>he was like, hello, my dear, how can I help you?

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<v Speaker 1>How can I be of service? And I explained to

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<v Speaker 1>him that there was a snake, a big whopping snake

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<v Speaker 1>in the roof of the house, and he was like,

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<v Speaker 1>that sounds splendid. Can you send me a photo and

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what kind of snake it is? So

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<v Speaker 1>I send him a photo of the snake. Now, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>I think we're on very different pages, me and Dusty.

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<v Speaker 1>He's excited about the snake. I am not excited about

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<v Speaker 1>the fact that this snake has taken residence in the house.

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<v Speaker 1>And I called him in a back and he told me, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a diamond python, a diamond pipe. They are beautiful creatures.

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<v Speaker 1>You will not have a single vermin or a single

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<v Speaker 1>mice in your house.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, keep it.

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<v Speaker 1>He's so excited. He's telling me he wanted me to

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<v Speaker 1>explain to him why I didn't want it in there anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I don't think it's going to come out

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<v Speaker 1>for a couple of days because it looks like it's

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<v Speaker 1>just eaten. And he goes, no, even more marvelous than that,

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's pregnant. Oh no, So it turns out

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<v Speaker 1>the snake that is now currently living in the roof

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<v Speaker 1>of my house is pregnant. Snakes also, don't I know this.

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<v Speaker 3>I also love reptiles, but they don't birth just one snake,

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<v Speaker 3>eggs twenty so many, twenty twenty thirty snakes, fifty to

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<v Speaker 3>twenty snakes and twenty to fifteen sorry, fifteen to twenty snakes.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Look according to the snake catcher, he said Dusty, he said,

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<v Speaker 1>it's probably been living there for many years and he

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<v Speaker 1>would be surprised if there was only one snake in

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<v Speaker 1>that roof, and I should just enjoy them.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. Did you pay Dusty for this console? Because we

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<v Speaker 2>ask for.

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<v Speaker 3>Your money back for Hey, coming up after the break,

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<v Speaker 3>I have caused international chaos with my wedding invitations.

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<v Speaker 1>You won't believe what has happened.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, that is some drama in this show. I no,

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<v Speaker 2>it is.

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<v Speaker 3>It was so drama field. People think I'm crazy for

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<v Speaker 3>probably for good reason.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I'm involved. All right, that's next on the pickup.

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<v Speaker 3>I sent some save the date like wedding invitations out

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<v Speaker 3>about eight ten days ago and it has caused an

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<v Speaker 3>international drama. So Ben, my fiancee, lives over in well,

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<v Speaker 3>he lives in Romania now, but he's Swiss, so all

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<v Speaker 3>of his side of the family are from Europe or

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<v Speaker 3>from the UK, and on my side of the family,

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<v Speaker 3>we're basically all Australian, so the wedding is split down

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<v Speaker 3>the middle with Internationals and Aussies.

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<v Speaker 1>So Ben gets this.

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<v Speaker 3>Message from someone that says like one of his invites

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<v Speaker 3>that just says dress code question mark fair and he

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<v Speaker 3>wrote back Ben wrote back, oh, yeah, sorry, Britt set

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<v Speaker 3>the dress code.

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<v Speaker 1>That was it.

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<v Speaker 3>Day or two later, I gets another message basically saying hey,

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<v Speaker 3>hey got the dress code question mark.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's like, yeah, sorry, Britt set the dress code.

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<v Speaker 1>Like that's pretty normal and we've seen the invitations were

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<v Speaker 1>invited and the dress code is normal.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, so Ben messages me and he's just like, babe,

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<v Speaker 3>a dress code is normal for weddings and I was

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<v Speaker 3>like absolutely, like an hous isn't even over the top.

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<v Speaker 3>And he's like, oh, it's just people are asking me.

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<v Speaker 3>Loads of people are questioning the dress code. And I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, oh, I mean just say yes, we're enforcing

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<v Speaker 3>the dress code.

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<v Speaker 1>So he's like okay. A couple of days later he's

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<v Speaker 1>like okay. He's like things are escalating.

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<v Speaker 3>He gets a message from a really good friend of his,

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<v Speaker 3>a girl, and she writes, hey, we need to talk

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<v Speaker 3>about the dress code. Ben's like throwing his arms up.

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<v Speaker 3>He's like, why is everyone so upping arms about the

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<v Speaker 3>dress code? And he's like, yeah, Brit' set the dress code. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 3>it's enforceable, like you have.

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<v Speaker 1>To do it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just what we're doing. And she's like yeah, but

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<v Speaker 3>is it strict. She's like it's a little bit weird

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<v Speaker 3>and he's like, yeah, it is strict. Like sorry, that's

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<v Speaker 3>just what.

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta do.

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<v Speaker 3>And she's like, but what if it doesn't go with

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<v Speaker 3>the dress that I'm wearing. He's like, what, you'll find

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<v Speaker 3>something that goes like, you'll work it out. This goes

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<v Speaker 3>back and forth and back and forth, and she's getting

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<v Speaker 3>a bit aggravated about She's like, I just think it's

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<v Speaker 3>weird and he's like, I'm telling you it is a

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<v Speaker 3>normal thing.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's like, well, how is Brittney going to know?

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<v Speaker 3>Like he's like, Britney's going to be upset, and she's like, well,

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<v Speaker 3>how is Britney going to know he's And she was like,

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<v Speaker 3>Brittany's going to be looking. Trust me, she's going to

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<v Speaker 3>be looking to make sure that the dress.

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<v Speaker 1>Code is enforced.

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<v Speaker 3>And she goes, well, I just think it's weird and

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think it's appropriate that she's looking.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's like, she's going to see what's on your feet?

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<v Speaker 3>And then the girl was like what and Ben was

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<v Speaker 3>like what and she's like, what do you mean, what's

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<v Speaker 3>on my feet? The dress code says strictly no songs,

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<v Speaker 3>and Ben was like, yeah, no though songs like flip flops.

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<v Speaker 1>And she was like, oh my god, No g streets

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<v Speaker 1>are allowed the wedding. Not a single.

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<v Speaker 3>One the whole European side, all of Ben's family or

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<v Speaker 3>he's like Auntie, his uncle's grands Everyone thought that I

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<v Speaker 3>put a dress code that said strictly no G strings.

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<v Speaker 1>I want full briefs or nothing, and I will checkmar devastated.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine Nana rockin Ut wearing a G string. Everyone thought

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<v Speaker 1>that I was enforcing.

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<v Speaker 3>So I had to go and update the wedding invitation

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<v Speaker 3>and I literally had to write, Hey, for all your Europeans,

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<v Speaker 3>you are allowed to wear a G string.

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<v Speaker 1>For us, Aussie's songs are flip flops.

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<v Speaker 3>So I was mortified, especially when Ben's like, yees, she's

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<v Speaker 3>going to be looking what am I going to be

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<v Speaker 3>looking up your dress?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>We've got a call Sarah, Hey did you something like this?

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<v Speaker 4>What got lost in translation?

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<v Speaker 6>My father in law lives on a cattle station in

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<v Speaker 6>remote South Australia and we get a lot of international

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<v Speaker 6>backpackers come in and work for us and he was

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<v Speaker 6>driving home from work and pulled in at the local

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<v Speaker 6>roadhouse and said, I'm just jumping out of the car

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<v Speaker 6>to grab a gay Time Does anyone want one? And

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<v Speaker 6>all the backpackers looked at each other said no sense,

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<v Speaker 6>and he ranny got his got his ice cream, and

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<v Speaker 6>the drive home was just silent, and the backtrackers get

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<v Speaker 6>back to the house and say, oh, Sarah, you wouldn't

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<v Speaker 6>believe what's happened. Your father in law was going into

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<v Speaker 6>the roadhouse through gay Time and he said, yeah, his favorite.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait did you ever tell the backpackers or are they

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<v Speaker 4>now telling the story of the gay man that used

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<v Speaker 4>to hook up a service station bathrooms?

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<v Speaker 6>No, no, no, we told them once. They got a

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<v Speaker 6>bit uncomfortable when they thought he was having secret hook up.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he was driving them there very fast as well

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<v Speaker 1>the time it takes to run into an ice cream.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks for you called next on the show.

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<v Speaker 4>Imagine being fired from your job for the thing you

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<v Speaker 4>googled while you were at work.

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<v Speaker 1>We google so much crap because of the stuff we

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<v Speaker 1>talk about on radio.

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<v Speaker 2>Line of work.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we have a great cover. I can google gay

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<v Speaker 4>time and not get in trouble because we were just

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<v Speaker 4>talking about it anyway, you will never believe a man

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<v Speaker 4>he's posted to TikTok he's been fired for some of

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<v Speaker 4>the things he googled, and now shock you. We'll text

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<v Speaker 4>on the pickup get this. You know, brit Laura, we

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<v Speaker 4>all know. Are you're listening, You got jobs. You know

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<v Speaker 4>that your bosses can sift through your search history. They

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<v Speaker 4>can check your team's chat, they can check your slack,

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<v Speaker 4>they can check what you're searching.

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<v Speaker 2>And you kind of think if they can do it,

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<v Speaker 2>but you just don't think they do do it.

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<v Speaker 1>But you usually think, surely they've got better things to do,

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<v Speaker 1>like running businesses and managing people. Total, well that's probably

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<v Speaker 1>half of running a business.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>It turns out this video, which we're about to play

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<v Speaker 4>you has shocked me and the whole world. This twenty

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<v Speaker 4>six year old has posted a video to TikTok venting

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<v Speaker 4>he is fired, lost his job because his employer went

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<v Speaker 4>through his search history on his work computer, the things

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<v Speaker 4>that he was searching while he was at work.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna play the video for you because you have

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<v Speaker 2>to just hear the thing.

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<v Speaker 4>And he was searching because it wasn't like you know,

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<v Speaker 4>when to get dinner and you know, a restaurant bookings

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<v Speaker 4>near me. Like he wasn't trying to plan for afterwork,

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<v Speaker 4>he was googling some really weird things.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen to this.

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<v Speaker 5>So I got sacked today, Guys. The reason why I

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<v Speaker 5>got sacked was my search history. Apparently they had fifty

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<v Speaker 5>hours worth of search history, which is printed out on

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<v Speaker 5>a paper for me, and these things included Simon Cow

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<v Speaker 5>botched botox? Does turkey tief hurt? What are the top

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<v Speaker 5>ten super foods.

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<v Speaker 1>That so stupid? I care enough about Simon Cow's boatox,

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<v Speaker 1>But my thing is, you must be so checked out

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<v Speaker 1>of work if that's the level of search that you're doing,

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<v Speaker 1>Like if you're like the thought comes to your head,

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<v Speaker 1>you're like, oh, I wonder what Simon Cow looks like now,

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<v Speaker 1>and you go and search it on your work computer.

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<v Speaker 1>Like his bosses knew he was doing absolutely nothing, and

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<v Speaker 1>they just need a proof of that. I know that

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<v Speaker 1>people know that bosses can look at their search histories,

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<v Speaker 1>but you do assume that they're never going to. You

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<v Speaker 1>do think that they're too busy to ever check in

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<v Speaker 1>on that sort of stuff. But I guess that this

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<v Speaker 1>is the reality, is that they actually could clear search

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<v Speaker 1>histories everyone. I remember to do that.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's the same as email. I was like, I've

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<v Speaker 2>pitched in, gossiped I felt at work.

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<v Speaker 3>No, this is why I don't use any work computers

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<v Speaker 3>and I don't use any work email chains.

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<v Speaker 1>I get everything sent to my personal email.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>See that's smart, so now I can read it. Pot

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<v Speaker 4>twist though. This poor kid, he's twenty six. He posted

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<v Speaker 4>the TikTok. He made a quick bug. He made four

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<v Speaker 4>hundred and fifty pounds. However, he then realized that, oh

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<v Speaker 4>my god, I've actually out of myself for being a

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<v Speaker 4>terrible worker, so now.

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<v Speaker 2>We can't get a job. Job, So then he posted

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<v Speaker 2>this second TikTok.

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<v Speaker 5>Some of you might be away. Yeah, I lost my

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<v Speaker 5>job a month ago through my own doing, and I

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<v Speaker 5>was sacked, and I put it on social media. One

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<v Speaker 5>thing I've learned from doing that is digital footprint is

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<v Speaker 5>a thing. I applied for three office jobs and I

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<v Speaker 5>got turned down for all three of them purely for

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<v Speaker 5>the fact they had seen that TikTok.

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<v Speaker 2>And me getting sacked.

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<v Speaker 5>The reason why I haven't private it is because it

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<v Speaker 5>was making me a little bit of income. When I

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<v Speaker 5>first got sacked. A consequence with me doing this has

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<v Speaker 5>meant that I've had to do a complete three sixty.

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<v Speaker 2>Ten in terms of my own career, and I'm.

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<v Speaker 5>Now doing something that I never ever thought in a

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<v Speaker 5>million years that I'd be doing. But unfortunately I just

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<v Speaker 5>couldn't go back into office work so soon.

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<v Speaker 1>So now he showed himself in the foot No, but

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<v Speaker 1>it makes sense though he sounds like an absolute idiot.

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<v Speaker 1>The thing is is like just sounds like a kid

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<v Speaker 1>does no, but he's twenty six much.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, did you see the recent report Laura that said

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<v Speaker 3>youth don't think adulthood starts until twenty seven or twenty eight.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I agree, I don't agree. Like, I think we

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<v Speaker 1>have a little bit more understanding about our digital footprints.

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<v Speaker 1>And like, if you're putting out there on your TikTok

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<v Speaker 1>and you're oversharing, you're saying you're a terrible employee. Most

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<v Speaker 1>people are googling the people that they're employing, Like most

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<v Speaker 1>people would look up their social media.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, you google your new hires everyone?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I check their LinkedIn. I check and see if

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<v Speaker 1>they've got socials, Like, I don't know if you're supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to don't come for me if you're not. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>if people have a digital footprint, I'm gonna find it.

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<v Speaker 4>Ora, what do you because you run Tony May, the

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<v Speaker 4>super successful jewely conglomor thank you, thank you so much?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you google? Let's say, for example, it's Mitch Cheury.

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<v Speaker 2>You go Mitch Chury.

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<v Speaker 1>No nothing, I just type in Mitch Jury and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sure lovely pleasant articles come up about you. You'd never

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<v Speaker 1>get a job if that TikTok came up where you

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<v Speaker 1>were slagging off old employees and laughing about the fact

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<v Speaker 1>that you spent fifty hours of work time googling Simon

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<v Speaker 1>Gow's botch botoc.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. But in his nomans, he has grown up in

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<v Speaker 3>front of our eyes because now he's doing a TikTok

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<v Speaker 3>educating people on your social footprint, saying, hey is reform.

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<v Speaker 3>I have learned a valuable lesson that this counts and

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<v Speaker 3>this is.

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<v Speaker 1>There forever, so be good and even though so he's

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<v Speaker 1>deleted that first video now, but it's still on the internet,

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<v Speaker 1>like you know, articles of screen recorded it. It's still accessible.

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<v Speaker 1>So he's never going to Laura.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got happy news, happy ending.

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<v Speaker 4>William is now employed as a supply chain coordinator in

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<v Speaker 4>the food industry. He's passionate about creating content, so.

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<v Speaker 1>He's no longer online. That keeps you away from a

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<v Speaker 1>laptop

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<v Speaker 2>Packenberger's all right, we're gonna go, guys,