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Speaker 1: Is a Christian a Commons show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Hey coome morning, Welcome to the show. She's day morning,

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Speaker 2: eight minutes past six.

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Speaker 3: Good morning, Jack Post, Good morning Christian. How are you, Patsy?

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Speaker 3: I'm good. Thanks. Patsy is off this week. She had

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Speaker 3: a routine hospital procedure last week. She tell us more

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Speaker 3: when she's back with us next Monday.

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Speaker 2: So Patsy off this week. You can send her wishes.

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Speaker 2: I did speak to her yesterday. You can send her wishes.

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Speaker 2: She who is off in in bed right. She's recovering

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Speaker 2: at the moment, Patsy. And if Patsy's in bed recovering,

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Speaker 2: then she's recovering, okay, because she's strong. She's the iron

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Speaker 2: lady of the show. But why would she be up

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Speaker 2: listening to the show?

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Speaker 4: You you know that she is.

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Speaker 2: She would listened to yesterday's show. Good she's listening.

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Speaker 3: For one reason? What's that to hear? At?

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Speaker 2: Rachel the news Reader's like, there are two sizes of

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Speaker 2: people in this industry and radio, right. There are those

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Speaker 2: that listen to their own shows when they're on and

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Speaker 2: not for good, healthy reasons. Patsy's one of those, though,

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Speaker 2: the rest of us that when you're not there. You

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Speaker 2: don't care. It's okay. Patsy heard yesterday's show. I bet

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Speaker 2: she's not making a note.

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Speaker 4: Fad listening for the quality of the cover you reckon?

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Speaker 3: Yeah she is.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you must know old school. There are a lot

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Speaker 2: of radio people like that. Anyway, listen, we begin today's show.

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Speaker 2: Before we get in today's show, what's happening on it.

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Speaker 2: We've got some great emails on Lake La Party. We're

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Speaker 2: giving you free carecuts this hour as well. Three topic

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Speaker 2: Tuesday coming up after seven o'clock. We begin with today's show.

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Speaker 2: Rachel just mentioned it. Oh no, Patsy's going to blame

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Speaker 2: me now, Britt, I mentioned Rachel.

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Speaker 1: Do you.

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Speaker 3: Into the show normally? Be he be mentioning my name here?

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Speaker 2: I just felt my throat tighten there, Darth Vader can

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Speaker 2: choke someone out. Patsy's just putting that she's getting me

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Speaker 2: from a hospital bed in Werribee.

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Speaker 3: Right now, it.

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Speaker 2: Would appear that Donald Trump is officially gone mad overnight,

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Speaker 2: a super mad. Whether it's the drugs that he's on

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Speaker 2: right now. You must have seen yesterday drive by Lap

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Speaker 2: of Honor. A man who's got the world's most contagious virus.

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Speaker 2: Thought the best thing for him to do is to

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Speaker 2: He made a video Sunday night from hospital, going I

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Speaker 2: get it.

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Speaker 3: I get it. It's very contagious, it's very dangerous.

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Speaker 2: His idea of going, I get it now, I finally

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Speaker 2: get it, just to forget the fact that over quarter

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Speaker 2: of a million Americans have lost their lives. But I've

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Speaker 2: got it now. His idea of getting it is then

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Speaker 2: to go to his bodyguards. Hey, get me the cart.

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Speaker 2: Let's go for a little whit.

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Speaker 3: Aren't you really courtageous? Put a mask under mud.

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Speaker 2: Just get in the car, get in a small confined

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Speaker 2: area with me, and drive round a couple of times.

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Speaker 2: I get it, guys, I get it. Hey, but what

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Speaker 2: might we get It doesn't matter. It's get in the car, driver.

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Speaker 3: I can't drive a meal.

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Speaker 5: We'll put the windows down a little bit and the breezing.

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Speaker 5: It'll be fine anyway.

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Speaker 2: Overnight, he's tweeted fifteen times in a row, all in

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Speaker 2: block caps. Block caps is a sort of that's when

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Speaker 2: if I get any kind of text or email or

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Speaker 2: in block caps, you know it's from a loon hill.

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Speaker 2: It's a red flag. They are either quoting psalms or

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Speaker 2: the demand, and I'm sent back in a boat to England.

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Speaker 2: Anytime the font of the crazy person right is capslock,

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Speaker 2: isn't it? Even when you're angry, sometimes you're sending a

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Speaker 2: message to someone, you're chucking a capslock, don't it? Because

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Speaker 2: it's like yelling online? Trump is now fifteen tweets? Who

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Speaker 2: lets him anywhere near social media when he's off his

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Speaker 2: face on drugs at the moment and oxygen But fifteen

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Speaker 2: tweets in a row and all in block caps, same

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Speaker 2: watch out you've seen them.

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Speaker 5: Well, they all end in vote. So it's just no,

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Speaker 5: like absolutely day to day now or something. Save our

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Speaker 5: Second Amendment vote, fight the corrup fake news media vote,

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Speaker 5: protect pre existing conditions vote. It goes on like that.

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Speaker 5: That was all in the space of one hour. Then

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Speaker 5: he sent out those tweets. Then in the last half

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Speaker 2: By the way, one of them is saying, he just

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Speaker 2: says space Force, Space Force.

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Speaker 3: I just culled it going. Is that the TV show

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Speaker 3: on Netflix with Steve Carell? Yes, it is, well, maybe

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Speaker 3: make space Force?

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Speaker 2: Is it? When he says law and Orders, he actually

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Speaker 2: mean the TV show Lord Order. So elsewhere now almost

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Speaker 2: fire crazy, anatomy bots.

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Speaker 4: My octopus teacher very good on Netflix. Right now becomes

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Speaker 4: friend with octopus.

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Speaker 5: He tweeted in the last half an hour he's reduced

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Speaker 5: the caps lock now, so he's found the caps lock button,

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Speaker 5: turned that back off.

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Speaker 3: He's found the morpheed. But he's allowed another hit right now.

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Speaker 4: I'll be leaving the Great Walter Reed Medical Center today

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Speaker 4: at six thirty pm.

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Speaker 3: They're going to miss him there, aren't they all? Crazy?

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Speaker 3: Donald in board five.

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Speaker 5: Feeling really good. Don't be afraid of COVID. Don't let

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Speaker 5: it dominate your life.

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Speaker 4: We have developed.

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Speaker 3: This is not what we need to hear right now.

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Speaker 3: He's like some born again, isn't he.

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Speaker 5: Uh, we have developed under the Trump administration some really

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Speaker 5: great drugs and knowledge. I feel better than I did

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Speaker 5: twenty years ago.

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Speaker 3: Wow, wee wow.

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Speaker 2: He's a poster away for COVID. I mean, some of

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Speaker 2: the people in this building have had COVID. None of

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Speaker 2: those come out of it saying I feel better than

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Speaker 2: years ago. It was the best thing that's ever happened

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Speaker 2: to me.

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Speaker 1: The Christian o'connells show podcast.

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Speaker 2: There must be comedians America who are obviously campaign and

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Speaker 2: want Trump to be voted out next month, but also

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Speaker 2: thinking about if he goes, you got four the next

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Speaker 2: four years worth of material, because he gives more than

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Speaker 2: any other world leader.

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Speaker 4: Doesn't he think of all the Tonight shows? Morally, surely John.

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Speaker 3: Oliver's show is nothing right without Trump.

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Speaker 4: I think you'll stop it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I remember watching an interview with years ago with Robin Williams,

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Speaker 2: and it was just after George Bush Junior had been

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Speaker 3: And again you think you think Trump gave a lot, Jim?

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Speaker 3: And when did he choke on a pretzel at one point?

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Speaker 3: George Bush? And he forgot to spell potato or some

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Speaker 3: that to some kids he put to eat at the

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Speaker 3: end of it, didn't he? So he go so much?

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Speaker 2: I mean Robin Williams I can't remember his interview and said, oh,

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Speaker 2: you know, you must be pleased that George Bush has

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Speaker 2: left the Overus because you're kidding me that when he

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Speaker 2: left in that helicopter, I was saying goodbye to four

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Speaker 2: years of great material.

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Speaker 3: I was helf broken, heartbroken when he left.

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Speaker 2: All right, we've got some emails for late La Party

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Speaker 2: late yesterday on Lake Slap Party. This is where you

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Speaker 2: can send us an email about anything you heard on

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Speaker 2: the show. A couple of weeks ago, we were talking

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Speaker 2: about Rye Beiner. Why were we talking about Rye Beaner.

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Speaker 5: Ah, we were doing lunchbox traits while we loved our

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Speaker 5: lunchbox and you could get the little Ryebeena premium path.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yesterday someone gave us a recipe for a cocktail

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Speaker 2: involving Rybina Cordial. Christian I Hoard, are you talking on

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Speaker 2: the show, yes about your love of Rye Bina? Can

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Speaker 2: I just say I've had a lot of emails about

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Speaker 2: from people say they also love Robina. I was just

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Speaker 2: saying how I loved as a kid. I haven't had

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Speaker 4: I haven't had it in twenty years.

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Speaker 2: Seriously, three decades have passed. It may well taste revolting.

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Speaker 2: Now I'm gonna have to stop but Colson a way

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Speaker 2: home and actually just get some Ryebina Cordial just see

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Speaker 2: if it does still taste great.

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Speaker 3: So can I just clear that up?

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Speaker 2: There were a lot of emails from people going I

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Speaker 2: love it as an adult to it's not why and

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Speaker 2: I loved it as a kid. How do you talking

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Speaker 2: about your love of Rye Beena? Remind you of a

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Speaker 2: news story from a few years back. Did you see

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Speaker 2: a couple of years ago. Get this, A gorilla three

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Speaker 2: years ago escaped its enclosure and instead of legging it

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Speaker 2: out of the perimeter and freedom, it made its way

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Speaker 2: into the kitchen and drank five liters of undiluted black

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Speaker 2: currant squash. Who can resist? These are our closest ancests.

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Speaker 2: They start with the great apes?

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Speaker 4: Who can resist a laws on the cape? Wait a second,

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Speaker 4: is that right, Beener?

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Speaker 2: Do you think it's because they've obviously got the one

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Speaker 2: a year. The fact that it was undiluted five liters,

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Speaker 2: black currant squash. Christian, I think this could be a

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Speaker 2: new competition for your listeners. This year, you've done two

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Speaker 2: different competitive eating challenges. What about drinking one who can

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Speaker 2: drink the most undiluted?

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Speaker 3: Right, Beiner?

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Speaker 4: It sounds dangerous.

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Speaker 3: I'm not sure about that. I'm not sure that's a

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Speaker 2: Or can anyone out drink Kambuka? This gorilla who did

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Speaker 5: I love the headline, out Drinking Gorilla as a competition

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Speaker 2: Can fine tune the legalities. Okay, but yeah, let's bank

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Speaker 2: that idea for the end of this year. Out Drinker Gorilla.

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Speaker 2: And then this email comes in. Yes, and on the

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Speaker 2: show we start to give away a load of free haircuts.

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Speaker 2: We have eighteen appointments at Salon's all over Melbourne. Obviously

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Speaker 2: the head just as closed it but when they reopen

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Speaker 2: you're not going to cool up on the day and

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Speaker 2: rock up and get your haircut. Honestly, most of them

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Speaker 2: are booked up for the rest of this year. We

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Speaker 2: have eighteen spots. We're going to give away a load

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Speaker 2: more in about ten minutes time. This comes from Mark

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Speaker 2: and Amanda Christian heard the show yesterday. I'm very shy

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Speaker 2: on the telephone. Can you accept emails for people to

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Speaker 2: get their haircut? My hair started to resemble Jack Nichols

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Speaker 2: in the Shining and my missus looks a dead for

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Speaker 2: Harry and Harry and the Hendersons.

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Speaker 3: Do we accept shy We do?

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Speaker 5: And you never think of the shy person on the

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Speaker 5: other end of the radio who can't enter the competitions.

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Speaker 3: No, Mark and your wife will book you in. We've

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Speaker 3: we've actually got where is our book? What do you

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Speaker 3: call that a ledger or what would you call that?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, an appointment? I guess they call it at the

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Speaker 4: actual hairdresser. What do you need?

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Speaker 4: Thank you? I thought you would never ask.

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Speaker 2: Seriously, because wow, we what's head with Jack's hair? It's

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Speaker 2: It's getting higher.

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Speaker 3: Like Marge Simpson, it's going to keep like a bee

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Speaker 3: It's higher and.

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Speaker 2: Higher, Jack, I need a haircut gardening Australia. I'm going

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Speaker 3: We need to book you in.

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Speaker 5: You know what I was telling the team just before

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Speaker 2: twenty twenty of trend setting the mullet. All the rest

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Speaker 4: Like they come back around, and I think the mullet

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Speaker 3: Has it ever left him?

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Speaker 5: You know, I'm only getting older and these players are

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Speaker 3: The right options you're thinking about doing a mullet.

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Speaker 4: No I'm just saying, if I was ever going to

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Speaker 2: In your thirties on the radio, you think it's exceptal

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Speaker 5: Mudget because you don't have to go out to formal dudes,

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Speaker 5: We're not going to restaurants, so I can.

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Speaker 3: Really easy for Your wife could do it today.

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Speaker 4: She could do it today with the clippers.

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Speaker 3: So what would you do? Describe how you would monetify

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Speaker 5: Well, I hadn't thought about it too much, but I

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Speaker 5: Your eyes are widening on a radio show that actually

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Speaker 4: I don't want to make this sound like a radio

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Speaker 2: Feels like look i'd see on someone who's been sat

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure if I want that sort of half five.

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Speaker 2: So it's all gone at the side.

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Speaker 5: It's all gone on the side down to a number

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Speaker 5: back yep, can remains and I only grow that out

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Speaker 5: like the fringe. I bring that down a little bit

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Speaker 5: if you like Jack to have a mullet, is it

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Speaker 5: time you heard the man? There's no better time to

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Speaker 1: Christian Christian O'Connell show.

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Speaker 2: Jack Post doesn't know what to do with his hair,

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Speaker 2: which is why this week we're giving away free haircuts

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Speaker 2: to you. We've booked a load of appointments. They're already

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Speaker 2: for you. We'll give away a load more.

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Speaker 3: This morning.

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Speaker 2: Jack is wondering whether or not he should go thry

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Speaker 4: It's becoming popular again.

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Speaker 5: You look at the AFL players, plenty of AFL players.

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Speaker 2: And they look really great with it, don't they wear

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Speaker 2: that sort of you know, hit the tash and a muney.

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Speaker 2: You think that's the aspirational look for me?

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Speaker 4: What player do you think?

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Speaker 2: Well, you know there are some that have got that

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Speaker 2: If I had that and a mullet, it looked like

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Speaker 2: some of the AFL players.

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Speaker 3: It's all I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: But some of that that mullet and that tash, it's

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Speaker 2: not a good look. You know, it looks like it's

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Speaker 2: a bogun look. It's not aspirational.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to touch the facial hair. I want

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Speaker 5: But I think now's a good time to go short

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Speaker 5: I'm thirty three at the end of the year, I'm

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Speaker 5: just going to be too old to do a mullet.

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Speaker 3: Oh there's a best before day? Is that?

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 2: I just someone needs to tell some of the older

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Speaker 2: sixty still rocking mullets. Are you ever too old? Michael

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Speaker 2: Bolton was still in his like mid and late thirties.

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Speaker 5: Maybe maybe you get in now and then I can

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Speaker 5: older age. But I don't think I could bring a

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Speaker 3: Okay, I didn't know there's all these runings. I don't

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Speaker 4: We're just we're feeling our way.

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Speaker 3: Around just now.

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Speaker 2: During that song by you too, Jackass, but you Serri

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Speaker 2: goes Jack running his hands his manes, and he went

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Speaker 2: do you think I look good with a mullet? Rio?

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Speaker 2: And it went really stony quiet in the studio for

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Speaker 2: where you just go, what's the best way to let

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Speaker 2: him down? All right, let's go to lines yes or

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Speaker 2: no shirt? Jack Post grew a mullet. Darcy come oning.

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Speaker 6: Go morning Christians?

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Speaker 7: And Jack, here we going.

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Speaker 3: Guy, Yeah, we're good. What do you reckon the mullet? On? Jack?

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Speaker 7: Both of I've got two mates. One of them's got

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Speaker 7: don't go pulling excuses.

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Speaker 4: Okay, what's a scarlett?

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Speaker 3: Darcy scullet?

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Speaker 7: You got a zero everywhere besides the party at.

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Speaker 2: The back listener Franciscan Monk.

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Speaker 8: It's crazy.

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Speaker 7: He looks one of those you know, those guys that

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Speaker 7: jet dance around in robes, like the.

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Speaker 4: Harry Krishner.

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Speaker 8: One of them.

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Speaker 2: Wow, the scud it we've all something this morning, the scudder.

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Speaker 2: I didn't notice a thing.

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Speaker 9: That's made joeye mate, do it for Joey.

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Speaker 5: Joey Well, and then he leaves to Sydney. What in

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Speaker 5: the next couple of months? And then who's your other mate, Darcy?

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Speaker 5: You're going to give me two examples of great, Well.

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Speaker 7: He's he's more got the kind of bit of an

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Speaker 7: eighties mullet, bit of style on the top, and then

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Speaker 8: He's got that's over there.

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Speaker 3: The business is all at the back, is it with

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Speaker 3: the money? You know? Twenty percent is up top, but

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Speaker 4: So dark A good question for you on.

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Speaker 5: My I've got I'm only short, like I'm only a

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Speaker 4: Should I wait?

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Speaker 7: Never too early? I've honestly got a baby mullet going

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Speaker 2: The first half an hour party when people are turning

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Speaker 3: Out of the back, going the chips.

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Speaker 8: The VP section at the back, guy.

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Speaker 2: Question, Hello, Christian O'Connell show, there's a new Adam Sander

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Speaker 2: movie coming out on Netflix. You know he's done this deal,

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Speaker 2: like a five movie deal with Netflix. He's got a

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Speaker 2: new one out. I think it's out this week in

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Speaker 2: time for Halloween, called Hub Halloween.

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Speaker 4: Every time now I see a new Adam Sandler trailer,

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Speaker 4: I think of you. I was like, Christian will be.

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Speaker 2: I am already excited. I already know that it drops

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Speaker 2: tomorrow evening. I'm thinking of having an evening where we

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Speaker 2: all press play at the same time and have let's

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Speaker 2: do a watch along Hubie Halloween. I've seen the trailer,

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Speaker 2: I'll be honest. Maybe they saved the funniest stuff for

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Speaker 5: It looked like Adam Sandler running around a haunted house, yelling, yelling,

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Speaker 2: Does anyone yell funnier in movies than Adam Sander That

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Speaker 2: voice he does where he yells, he does his angry

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Speaker 2: dad voice. That that's funny for me. In fact, if

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Speaker 2: in an ideal radio show for me. Mount Rushmore one

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Speaker 2: day would just be Adam Sander movie.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, let's just do a mini version right now?

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Speaker 2: Do you?

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Speaker 3: What do you?

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Speaker 4: What's the top?

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Speaker 3: Honey? Time to think about this. I've dreamt about this

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Speaker 2: Be a mount rushmore of Adam Sander movies. I need

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Speaker 2: time to think about this. Where are you with the mullet?

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Speaker 2: Then the public are saying, yes, I mentioned it as.

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Speaker 4: I likes a joke.

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Speaker 2: Someone's little buttholes just clenched up and he sucked his

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Speaker 4: I could never do it. To check with mommy, I

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Speaker 3: He just asked us to get hold of his wife.

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Speaker 3: I would have to And why do you have to

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Speaker 4: How how would your wife feel if you came home

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Speaker 4: with the mullet today?

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean she wouldn't she changed the locks. But

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Speaker 2: Wouldn't even speculate on it or even think about getting

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Speaker 3: So let's love that aside.

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Speaker 2: So you've got to check with your wife first of all,

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Speaker 2: because she's got to live with the mullet man in bed.

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Speaker 5: That's right, She's got to look at me. But she

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Speaker 5: might think it's cool. I never can tell what she's

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Speaker 4: It's cool.

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Speaker 2: Well, the only way we find out is if we

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Speaker 5: She does, but sometimes she slips back in the bed.

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Speaker 5: She tells me like, oh, yeah, I got lots of

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Speaker 3: Yeah, back to sleep, all right. So, at the moment

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Speaker 3: that's that's not one hundred percent. Yeah, she want to

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Speaker 3: know what you want to do.

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Speaker 5: I I'm interested. I'm flirting with idea. It's getting me excited.

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Speaker 5: It's getting me excited, but I'm not sure if it's wise.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so you're fifty percent. If the anchor is the

449
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Speaker 2: other fifty percent. You complete each other, you can get

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Speaker 2: the money.

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Speaker 4: That's the transformers coming together to build.

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Speaker 3: We need to get hold of your watch. Transformers come together.

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Speaker 5: You're talking transformers come together to build a big to

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Speaker 5: have a baby, bumblebee or something.

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Speaker 4: I think I'm thinking of Voltron now, they came together

456
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Speaker 4: to make Voltron.

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Speaker 3: Let's just leave this.

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Speaker 10: Christian Connell Christian o'connal show podcast about forty five minutes ago,

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Speaker 10: we're reading an email and it was the one about

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Speaker 10: the gorilla who escaped and before it was recaptured, I

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Speaker 10: aged to get five liters inside its belly of undiluted

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Speaker 10: by being a cordial.

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Speaker 3: I've followed the.

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Speaker 2: Link for the article in full. Right, we're running out

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Speaker 2: of time, but it sent me down a wormhole to

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Speaker 2: another article which is the top ten of animal zoo escapes.

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Speaker 2: There are some amazing How the hell does a hippopotamus

468
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Speaker 2: or do you know how slow they are?

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 2: How does it hippopotamus just wander out of a zoo

471
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Speaker 2: like past the gift shop going?

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Speaker 3: Are they allowed to just go in the car? Bus?

473
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Speaker 4: Is cool? They let them get around.

474
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Speaker 2: Run about a McCaw that got the lift on a

475
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Speaker 2: got a lift out all day even though I had

476
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Speaker 2: its wings clipped by standing on a car and made

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Speaker 2: it miles. And a flamingo that went on the run

478
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Speaker 2: for eight years. I'll get into this tomorrow. Running out

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Speaker 2: of time anyway, Going back to the gorilla that had

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Speaker 2: the ribina, final thing this out. It was London Zoo

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Speaker 2: five years ago. Get this then, right, So it's one

482
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Speaker 2: of those huge silverback gorillas. They're like the alphas. Aren't

483
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Speaker 2: they in any zoo or any gorillas? And wandered it

484
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Speaker 2: wandered out through two unlocked doors. It made them read

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Speaker 2: from the Guardian here. It made them in quotation onks

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Speaker 2: here tunistic exit through two unlocked doors into the zookeeper's

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Speaker 2: private area where the head zoo keeper was having lunch,

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Speaker 2: and the two came eye to eye. Imagine that suddenly

489
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Speaker 2: you look up for me sandwiches right, and you see

490
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Speaker 2: your your your great big seal back gorilla stood up

491
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Speaker 2: staring over you, and the gorilla looking at it. You know,

492
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Speaker 2: all right, Dave, what have you got your lunch? When

493
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Speaker 2: you got any sandwiches today? The incursion to the zoo

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Speaker 2: keeper area ac culmodated in KOMBOOKA. That's what's the grilla

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Speaker 2: glugging five liters of undiluted blackcurrent squash before being tranquilized. Luckily,

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Speaker 2: the keeper had such a close bond with Kombuoka he

497
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Speaker 2: was able to use his half joky tone to keep

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Speaker 2: the gorilla happy.

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Speaker 4: Oh man, he would be so happy that the grilla

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Speaker 4: did escape. Yeah, because it's all on him.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, tomorrow on the show. Then I'll get into this

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Speaker 3: top ten of animal zoo Escape.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: All right, so tell us about the lorikeet.

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Speaker 5: Oh, So, a lorikeet flew into a guy's head and

506
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Speaker 5: he took it into a vet. And the vet is

507
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Speaker 5: my brother's housemate.

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Speaker 3: And so she there's a lot going on this centence.

509
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Speaker 4: Through I forgot about that, forgot.

510
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Speaker 3: But there's no easy way to ramp up to this,

511
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Speaker 3: no matter what I say.

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Speaker 2: There's no kind of radio for play. I can lay

513
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Speaker 2: the petels rose petals down for this. The story takes

514
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Speaker 2: a bit to understand. And lor key flew into someone

515
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Speaker 2: you knows hat.

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Speaker 4: My younger brother lives in the sharehouse. One of his

517
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Speaker 4: housemates is a vet.

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Speaker 3: She got brings his work home, or she brings her

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Speaker 3: work home.

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Speaker 5: Well she did on this occasion because the lor keyt

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Speaker 5: flew into a stranger's head. The stranger bought the lo key.

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Speaker 3: He's a stranger. We don't know him. It's a stranger.

523
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Speaker 4: He's a stranger.

524
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Speaker 3: Dumb question.

525
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Speaker 5: He's not the owner of the lor key, right, And

526
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Speaker 5: he said, this flew into my head. If you can

527
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Speaker 5: you repair him and look after him. So then the

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Speaker 5: vet brought him back to good health, and she realized

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Speaker 5: He's probably a domesticated lor keyt, not a wild lori key.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know if people had them as pets, But

531
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Speaker 2: did you want all that squawking in the house they do?

532
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Speaker 2: That's not a here's the right outside my bed window

533
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Speaker 2: only makes that noise on a Saturday and Sunday morning.

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Speaker 3: I can set my watch what six fifty one.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if he's got intestinal rocks, but that

536
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Speaker 2: is the noise I hear of that lorikeet.

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Speaker 5: So this lorikeet feeds like straight out of her hand,

538
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Speaker 5: is very friendly with humans. So she brought it home

539
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Speaker 5: and said, I think this is somebody's pet. Sadly we'll

540
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Speaker 5: never find it. As my brother's telling me this, I

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Speaker 5: have this sudden realization that I've seen one of those

542
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Speaker 5: telegraph poles with the piece of paper wrapped around missing

543
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Speaker 5: lori keyt right, And I thought, great in the area.

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Speaker 5: In the area it's it got handed into the Hottle

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Speaker 5: Street so like Clifton Hill, VT. And I saw this

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Speaker 5: in Fitzroy. So I was like, this has got to

547
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Speaker 5: be the same lorikeet. How many missing lori keets can

548
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Speaker 5: there be? I'm so excited to be I've never got

549
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Speaker 5: to experience like going to somebody's house and say, hey,

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Speaker 5: I've found your missing pet.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I've done it. It's amazing, right.

552
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Speaker 2: I found a dog three years ago as out walking

553
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Speaker 2: my dog Sunday morning, saw this beautiful labrador just wandering

554
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Speaker 2: around and a couple have been around the night before saying, hey,

555
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Speaker 2: our labrador's gone missing.

556
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Speaker 3: It's a puppy.

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Speaker 2: We don't know where it is, and and they were

558
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Speaker 2: really really upset. I did a double tep, was like,

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Speaker 2: that's the puppy. It's a puppy one and grabbed hold

560
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Speaker 2: of it and had the look they said. It had

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Speaker 2: the little tag on with her address, and it wasn't

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Speaker 2: that far away. So I took my chapherd dog and

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Speaker 2: we wandered up for about five minutes. Knocked on the

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Speaker 2: door Sunday morning. It's about sort of ten to ten

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Speaker 2: by now, and they did that thing where I did

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Speaker 2: that very English thing. I'm a very sold bother you

567
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Speaker 2: is I think this is your dogg you look for

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Speaker 2: it the lady, you know, when it's like it's literally

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Speaker 2: she started she started crying. She yelled to the kids,

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Speaker 2: the kids come down, they're hugging it's there. Puppy, and

571
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Speaker 2: I got to reunite them with a thing.

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Speaker 4: What a feeling.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I had that feeling.

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Speaker 5: That must be so rare for people. But I always

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Speaker 5: think those missing posters, I hate to think they go unsolved.

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Speaker 5: And here's my chance to do get that experience that

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Speaker 5: you have.

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Speaker 2: It's not the same with a l key. You know,

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Speaker 2: there's a dog, a beautiful Labrador puppy.

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Speaker 5: Sorry to bother you guys. But and then from behind

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Speaker 5: my back, he's perched on my arm. I bring my

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Speaker 5: arm out.

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Speaker 2: They don't perch and arms Lora Key. Say mate, the

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Speaker 2: horlbord noise at the one I know, and I'll fly

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Speaker 2: to your mate's head.

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Speaker 3: So what do we need?

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Speaker 4: Here's the problem.

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Speaker 5: I can't rEFInd the poster that I've seen on the

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Speaker 5: telegraph pole. I've got a feeling it's in Fitzroy, somewhere

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Speaker 5: where I walk. Louner taped to a telegraph pole. But

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Speaker 5: I'm walking up and down the streets and I can't

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Speaker 5: find the Lori Key poster anymore. So I can't find

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Speaker 5: the details of the person. This Lora Keet is still

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Speaker 5: at my brother's house. The mystery is unsolved. Somebody out

595
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Speaker 5: there doesn't have their lorikeet. So my call out is

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Speaker 5: have you seen this poster or do you know someone

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Speaker 5: missing a loria key?

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Speaker 2: Or have you ever said the phrase refined? You know,

599
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Speaker 2: there is so much going on that last minute there,

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Speaker 2: all right, So we need to reunite this Lori keyt

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Speaker 2: with this owner.

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Speaker 4: That would be great.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: So Jack's try to reunite the owner of this missing

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Speaker 3: lour key.

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Speaker 4: My brother has it at his house.

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Speaker 5: His housemate is event she brought home a lora keet

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Speaker 5: that she thinks pretty sure is domesticated because it's so

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Speaker 5: friendly with humans, eats straight out.

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Speaker 3: Of her hand. And where is it in the sort

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Speaker 3: of shared house? Then where is the loria keep sort

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Speaker 3: of hanging out?

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Speaker 4: Good question? I think just in their living area?

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Speaker 3: So what they were like watching TV? There's another set

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Speaker 3: of eyes. We're going to watch this crap much song?

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Speaker 3: Was this longful? You don't I get saying this?

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Speaker 5: They're actually becoming The thing is, they're becoming very attached

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Speaker 5: to the birds. And now he's scared to find the

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Speaker 5: owner because he doesn't want to lose the loria keep

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Speaker 5: from his home. But I've seen I know, I've seen

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Speaker 5: on My Travels a Loura keep Missing Laura Keep.

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Speaker 2: How the travels going by the way Williams Falk five

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Speaker 2: minute trip into work at home each day on My

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Speaker 2: Travels who fits Roy and your hipster Penny Fithing, Oh

625
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Speaker 2: my travels did Diary.

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Speaker 5: I've seen taped to a pole a missing Laura keep poster,

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Speaker 5: but I can't find it again. So I feel like

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Speaker 5: I know there's a family looking for their a ket

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Speaker 5: out there. I know my brother has a missing Laura Keith,

630
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Speaker 5: and I just can't puty we can.

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Speaker 3: Put them together like two transformers. I want to send

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Speaker 3: us a message here.

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Speaker 2: There's a Facebook group actually where it's all about lost birds.

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Speaker 3: It's just just in Melbourne, around the world.

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Speaker 5: I mum, lost Birds of Victoria right now. And there's more,

636
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Speaker 5: sadly more missing birds than you think.

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Speaker 3: So I gotta be honest.

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Speaker 2: I hadn't really thought about having but I presume that

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Speaker 2: there are some. I didn't really have a number in

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Speaker 2: mind of, like twenty seven. It's not like the number

641
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Speaker 2: update Dan Andrews comes out and it's like, listen, we've

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Speaker 2: got good news bad us.

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Speaker 3: Nine is the new cases, So that's the good news.

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Speaker 2: Band news fifteen Lora keets are still out there unaccounted for.

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Speaker 2: We've done the contact trace, so we don't know where

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Speaker 2: they are.

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Speaker 3: There's a supercluster somewhere.

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Speaker 4: So there's all kinds of birds on here, gilas parrots.

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Speaker 3: This is a couple.

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Speaker 4: Well actually a few of them are lra key, so

651
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Speaker 4: I was trying to skim through.

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Speaker 3: A couple of eagles and five albatrosses.

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Speaker 1: Christians The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's fire up three tob Tuesday. This is

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Speaker 2: where we run three phone ins at the same time

656
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Speaker 2: as always your stories as what we're after. The phone

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Speaker 2: number you need four one four one O four three

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Speaker 2: this morning for some of the better calls, and they're

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Speaker 2: always great. We have I've got four these to give

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Speaker 2: away hundreds dollar vouchers for ribs and burgers. Maybe we

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Speaker 2: have our weather gets better for the weekend. You can

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Speaker 2: have some ribs and bubbers and the barbecue, so you

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Speaker 2: can win those for the best stories this morning, first

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Speaker 2: of the weekend. And got an amazing email from one

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Speaker 2: of you, Jared, This came in out. I just dropped

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Speaker 2: it in out my inbox. Christian just doing some clear

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Speaker 2: and now notice that my son's dead parrot he passed

668
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Speaker 2: away in February when the ground was too frozen to bury,

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Speaker 2: is still in the freezer. This parrot has been in

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Speaker 2: there for fourteen years in their freezer. They just haven't

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Speaker 2: got round to burying it. Fourteen years that's been in

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Speaker 2: your freezer. Whenever you go rummage around in there for

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Speaker 2: your meats or the frozen peace you've got, there's that

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Speaker 2: dead parrot in there that you never got around to

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Speaker 2: bearing fourteen years ago. So this morning, I want to

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Speaker 2: know what is the oddest item in your freezer? Nine

677
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Speaker 2: four one four one oh four three? What is the

678
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 2: oddest item in your freezer? Yesterday it was talking to

679
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Speaker 2: about how my sixteen year old daughter beat me in

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Speaker 2: a two hundred meter track rate at the weekend. In

681
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Speaker 2: case you're wondering how a minute, I didn't know Christian

682
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Speaker 2: used to be an athlete back in the day. I

683
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:32,159
Speaker 2: didn't what am is a guy with an ego who

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Speaker 2: still thinks that he's quick and stronger than his two daughters,

685
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Speaker 2: and the sixteen year old to be me quite easily

686
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Speaker 2: actually after about sort of thirteen meters. Today it's another

687
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Speaker 2: training day, so we're going back out to the track. Okay,

688
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Speaker 2: and we're having a rematch this time. Okay, so I've

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Speaker 2: asked to have a rematch in four weeks time at

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Speaker 2: two hundred meters this time though, we've got three races.

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Speaker 4: What in today?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Why are you doing this?

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Speaker 3: Because one of them are going to beat I know, well,

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Speaker 3: sixty forty twenty how sad Am, I is.

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Speaker 4: It twentyse I've never heard such a thing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm sure there'll be proper like track coaches

698
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Speaker 2: right now. That actually what you can do in zero

699
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 2: to twenty, that's when you're real explosive. People get kick off.

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Speaker 2: That's the only hope.

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Speaker 5: I'm well, run the twenty first, that's your best chance

702
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Speaker 5: of winning. If you run the sixty, you get tired.

703
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:18,720
Speaker 5: If you run the forty, you get tired.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, okay, kick off of the twenty. Then

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Speaker 2: what do if that doesn't work? Back up there tomorrow?

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Speaker 2: We'll just do like a five meters one, narrowing it

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Speaker 2: down to one, all right. Beating your parents is what

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00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:30,720
Speaker 2: I want to know about your stories of beating your parents,

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Speaker 2: whether it.

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Speaker 3: Was a board game or some kind of sporting challenge.

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00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:36,160
Speaker 2: But there's a moment where you beat your parents, you

712
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:40,520
Speaker 2: realize that you're fitter, strong, younger, healthier than them beating

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Speaker 2: your parents.

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Speaker 3: Any stories about that?

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Speaker 2: And finally Jack told us court of an hour ago,

716
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Speaker 2: a chilling recount of a Loria keep flying into somebody's head.

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00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:50,040
Speaker 2: You won't believe what hit me in the head. What

718
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 2: has hit you in the head? You won't believe what

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00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:55,960
Speaker 2: hit me in the head. Those are your topics today

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Speaker 2: on a side to min you freezer, beating your parents

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Speaker 2: and you won't believe what hit me in the head.

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Speaker 1: Hello, good morning, Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: We've just kicked off three topic Tuesday. Just to get

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Speaker 2: your exercise as well. We've got some great stories we're

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Speaker 2: coming to right here. And then in five minutes time

726
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Speaker 2: produced Thomas came running in the studio went, there's a

727
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Speaker 2: gard the line. He's got a great story. I just

728
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Speaker 2: need five minutes with him check he's not crazy. So

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Speaker 2: we've got that to look forward to as well. We

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Speaker 2: don't know how that's going to resolve itself. We'll find

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Speaker 2: out whether he is crazy or he's not.

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Speaker 4: You know you, it's never stopped us putting fields on before.

733
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Speaker 2: I mean us working that out whilst you're working it out.

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Speaker 2: That's the story of the show.

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Speaker 3: All right. Then let's go to the lines up first

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Speaker 3: this morning is Maddie. Good morning, Maddie, good morning.

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Speaker 11: Hey you guys.

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Speaker 3: Oh good Maddie. I hope you're well and safe as well. Maddie.

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Speaker 11: Well, I had to go first because I'm running alike

740
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Speaker 11: for work, because I had to put my goat back

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Speaker 11: in the paddic.

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Speaker 3: That's a different phone in that is. That's amazing there

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00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 3: that goes back in the paddock. Yeah it is.

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Speaker 11: Now, it's all safe.

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00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:02,800
Speaker 3: Okay. What was it doing out the paddet, by the way,

746
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Speaker 3: do you milk it in the morning?

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00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 11: No, it just jumps over the fence. Grass is always

748
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:07,880
Speaker 11: greener over the other side.

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Speaker 3: Right, gotcha? All right? So what's in your freezer?

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Speaker 11: A glass of water with a coin on top?

751
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:13,040
Speaker 3: Why?

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00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,680
Speaker 11: Because we go away a lot, or well we used

753
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:20,240
Speaker 11: to before COVID, and so if the power ever goes

754
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 11: off and everything does for us and then refreezes, the

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00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 11: coin's going to end up at the bottom of the.

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Speaker 4: Glass and then we know that smart So you know

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Speaker 4: that to throw away all the meat ins.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, it's perfect.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like your little canary down the mine shaft,

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Speaker 2: isn't it's your early warningly, Yeah, I've never ever heard

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00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:39,960
Speaker 2: of that money. I'm going to I'm going to do

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00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,720
Speaker 2: that today. That's a that's a great little hack, that is.

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Speaker 2: But sometimes can't you just feel the meat where you

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Speaker 2: know whether it's not frozen anymore?

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Speaker 11: But if you've been away for a couple of weeks,

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Speaker 11: it might have rethrozen completely, or if it got the

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00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 11: coin might be halfway down the glass. That's something half

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Speaker 11: to gotcha.

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Speaker 2: All right, well listen, we won't telay you any further.

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Speaker 2: You've got the goat back in the paddic. You've got

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Speaker 2: to get run to work. But Maddie, thank you very

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Speaker 2: much the story.

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Speaker 3: Take care that raight.

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Speaker 11: Thanks guys.

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Speaker 3: By good morning, Good morning Alan. What hit you in

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Speaker 3: the head?

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Speaker 12: Well, he never guess what hit me in the head.

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00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 12: I was with a snipping in my backyard and that

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Speaker 12: something hit me in the head. And I looked up

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Speaker 12: and there's these magpies swooping at me, and I thought, well,

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Speaker 12: that didn't feel heavy, and I felt like a cat

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Speaker 12: or something jumped on my head. And then I could

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Speaker 12: hear this scamper and up the fence next to me,

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Speaker 12: and I looked and it was a possum. So these

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Speaker 12: magpies had actually been chasing this possum. It scamped across

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Speaker 12: our unit rooftop and I was in this little courtyard

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Speaker 12: in the backyard. It must have thought, well, here's here's something. Say,

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Speaker 12: we're going to dive by this guy and get away

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Speaker 12: from these magpiles.

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Speaker 3: Don't go for me, go for him underneath there's more

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Speaker 3: of him.

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Speaker 12: It was lucky I had a hoodie on because it

793
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:55,840
Speaker 12: would have scraped the you know what out of my head.

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Speaker 12: And I just thought, what the hell was that? And

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Speaker 12: like I'm looking up these magpies still swooping at me

796
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Speaker 12: and squawking, and then I hear this scratching on the

797
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 12: fence next to me, and here is a possum trying

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Speaker 12: to get away. I just, yeah, I was dumbfounded.

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Speaker 2: Good one there, dumbfounded Adan. I'll tell you what, what

800
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Speaker 2: is it about the magpies here? They're so vicious, aren't they? Yeah?

801
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Speaker 3: So angry?

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Speaker 2: What have we What have you done to them? Over

803
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Speaker 2: the decades before I got here? Every year they want

804
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Speaker 2: to fight you all. You could just be cycling innocently

805
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,280
Speaker 2: and they will just come down and start having a

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Speaker 2: goat you.

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Speaker 3: I don't get it.

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Speaker 4: They're protecting they're young.

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Speaker 3: I'm not going anywhere near they're young. I'm just going

810
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Speaker 3: to let the mill bar to get some sweets.

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Speaker 4: I guess it must have been a period in our

812
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Speaker 4: history where we climbed up the trees.

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Speaker 3: And raiding them.

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Speaker 2: They tell you what, They've got long memories, so they

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Speaker 2: don't let it go, do they. Adam, thank you very much,

816
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Speaker 2: your story mate, Take care.

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Speaker 3: It's Interestian Marty Martin.

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Speaker 9: Kay, mate, I got hit in the head with a hamburger.

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Speaker 3: How did you get hit in the head with a hamburger? Martin?

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Speaker 9: Oh, but twenty five years ago, I was a being

821
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Speaker 9: local laws officer in the city of Detroit and I

822
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Speaker 9: was driving down smistery Mystery in the nice standings, so

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Speaker 9: I stopped right. There was no one in the vehicle,

824
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Speaker 9: so I started riding a ticket and I got bump

825
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Speaker 9: in the back of the head. Turned around. The driver

826
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Speaker 9: was sitting on the seat at his hamburger, and you

827
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Speaker 9: threw it at your head.

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Speaker 4: You can't. You got to treat parking inspectors when they

829
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Speaker 4: get you.

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Speaker 2: A human beings just doing their job. You can't be

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Speaker 2: throwing burgers at them, especially a nice hipster one. I

832
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Speaker 2: bet it's really nice. They're locally sourced artists and bread.

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Speaker 1: I think it was Christian Christian Christian o'connald show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Look a few stories this morning.

835
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Speaker 2: I'm hoping for great stories about beating your parents, big

836
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Speaker 2: moment in your life when you beat Mma, Dad, ad

837
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Speaker 2: a board game or a sporting thing. My daughters smashed

838
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:50,120
Speaker 2: me a two hundred meters track rates over the weekend.

839
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Speaker 2: She beat me in the first ten meters. The last

840
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Speaker 2: one hundred and ninety were just me crying.

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Speaker 4: I thought yesterday as well, you said it was a

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Speaker 4: four hundred meter rates.

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Speaker 3: Or did you the five thousand, five thousand?

844
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Speaker 4: You only ran two hundred meters of the four hundred.

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Speaker 2: My mid twenty seven meters of a jet? What's the

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Speaker 2: odder sign to mini freeze? And you won't believe what

847
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Speaker 2: hit me in the heads? Christian, Good morning. This is

848
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Speaker 2: Pat Butch talking right now. Morning, Birchie. I have to

849
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Speaker 2: email you this might work right now for your You

850
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:18,800
Speaker 2: won't believe what hit me in the head. When I

851
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:21,400
Speaker 2: was seven years old, my sister and I went up

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Speaker 2: our street to watch a brick works chimney being blown up.

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Speaker 3: Gim me years ago that you used to be a

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Speaker 3: think where they would blow up like flats.

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Speaker 4: No, I don't really.

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00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:30,880
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was like a big thing to me

857
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Speaker 2: on the news and they would just blow up some

858
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Speaker 2: building they wanted to replace these we're rather knocking it down.

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00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:37,280
Speaker 3: They used to blow them.

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Speaker 4: Up and the towns people would come and watch.

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00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, honestly, you see, there's a big thing. They don't

862
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:43,640
Speaker 3: do it so much now you're white because with their story.

863
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Speaker 3: Get this.

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Speaker 2: So when I was seven, minsister went up on street

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Speaker 2: to watch a brick works chimney being blown up. Already,

866
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:52,040
Speaker 2: what could go wrong? You know, a brick work chimney

867
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Speaker 2: being blown up. Well, it all went horribly wrong. Keith

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00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:58,440
Speaker 2: Rose there, this is Pat Butch's talking here. The chimney

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Speaker 2: exploding explode instead of imploded. So somehow they must create

870
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:05,640
Speaker 2: something where it'll explodes, but it sucks it back in.

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00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:09,360
Speaker 2: But this went the opposite way radio sound effects being

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Speaker 2: provided by myself, it went.

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Speaker 4: That's the wrong way.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, lots of people got hurt. I was the worst injured.

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00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:17,239
Speaker 2: I got hit in the back of their head with

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Speaker 2: a two hundred pounds lump of bricks. God, Christian, I've

877
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:23,759
Speaker 2: got the newspaper clipping to prove it. None of us

878
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:26,480
Speaker 2: thought you were lying. Okay, it was obviously not my

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00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:28,799
Speaker 2: time to go. That is the name of a phone

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Speaker 2: in tomorrow, isn't it?

881
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,960
Speaker 3: It was not my time to go. I love it

882
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 3: when people say that.

883
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:37,320
Speaker 2: They always wait a couple of seconds after some story

884
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:39,640
Speaker 2: right down, then they go, they stay off the distance

885
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:39,960
Speaker 2: and they go.

886
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 3: Well, it just wasn't my time to go.

887
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:44,520
Speaker 2: That's how you have to do it. Tomorrow towns the story.

888
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:46,960
Speaker 2: Then wake a couple of beats. I'm here to tell

889
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,520
Speaker 2: the story sixty years lady.

890
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:50,799
Speaker 3: Damn right you are, Burchie, Thank you, Pap. All right,

891
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:55,320
Speaker 3: let's go to the lines. Mario, Good day, Christian. Mario.

892
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:56,280
Speaker 3: What's in your freezer?

893
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:58,720
Speaker 8: Im topping on my finger?

894
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:01,960
Speaker 3: Can ask why it's in the freezer or not? Maybe

895
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:03,560
Speaker 3: why haven't you tried to reattach it?

896
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 8: It was too chewed up to be reattacked. It was

897
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,880
Speaker 8: the top with all the nail on it, and my

898
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:12,759
Speaker 8: partner had a nerve freezer for years, but she said

899
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 8: it was starting to creeper out. She gave it back

900
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:17,960
Speaker 8: to me. After my freezer and a couple of months,

901
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:21,200
Speaker 8: agave me brother threw it out, thinking what's your thing

902
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:24,040
Speaker 8: in a little back. They just threw it out, quite angry.

903
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:30,440
Speaker 3: Mario, Why would you want to keep the mangled finger

904
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:30,839
Speaker 3: in there?

905
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:33,719
Speaker 8: I don't know. I thought it looked pretty good with

906
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:36,480
Speaker 8: the whole finger nail still on it. That though, it

907
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 8: would be a good talking people when people came around.

908
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:39,799
Speaker 8: I have a look.

909
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:41,640
Speaker 2: You're right, you know, we all need a good chilking

910
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 2: point sometimes, you know, sometimes I've had people over. I'm

911
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:46,880
Speaker 2: dying for some sort of a missing ditchit or limited

912
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 2: in the freezer. Hey, I just go and get the

913
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:50,480
Speaker 2: peace after you come back and shut the finger on

914
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:50,879
Speaker 2: the table.

915
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,640
Speaker 5: After a dinner party. Oh, it looks like Mario is

916
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:53,800
Speaker 5: getting ice cream for everybody.

917
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:59,840
Speaker 3: Mario, surprise, I's got the nail attached.

918
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:03,160
Speaker 8: Yeah, we had all of them old coached.

919
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:06,760
Speaker 3: Yeah all right, ma, Mario, thank you very much. Cool buddy,

920
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:07,160
Speaker 3: take care.

921
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:07,800
Speaker 8: You're welcome.

922
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:11,080
Speaker 2: If you were listening to the last break and we

923
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:14,000
Speaker 2: said producer to about to check somebody anyway, let's go

924
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:14,720
Speaker 2: on to Catherine.

925
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:16,200
Speaker 3: Now, Catherine, good morning.

926
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,280
Speaker 6: Hi Christian, I've got a guinea pig.

927
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:19,840
Speaker 13: In my freezer.

928
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:22,719
Speaker 3: You sound like it's a it's a threat right now.

929
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:27,360
Speaker 2: As to why you started the call and if you

930
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:32,920
Speaker 2: don't give me one million dollars, we do not negotiate

931
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:33,640
Speaker 2: with terrorists.

932
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:40,799
Speaker 3: Catherine, find another show, Catherine. Obviously the guinea pigs passed away?

933
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:41,839
Speaker 14: Yeah?

934
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:43,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, when did it pass away?

935
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:44,600
Speaker 9: Uh?

936
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:46,719
Speaker 6: I think last year?

937
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 2: Yep, got me too certain signed to put a date

938
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,200
Speaker 2: on these days to guinea pigs, isn't it?

939
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:50,400
Speaker 6: You know?

940
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 3: And how come it's still in there now?

941
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:57,319
Speaker 6: Well, my friend gave it to me after it died

942
00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 6: because I do a little bit of text today and

943
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:02,800
Speaker 6: so I'm waiting to work on it.

944
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:03,399
Speaker 3: Yeah.

945
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:05,480
Speaker 2: And when you said you a little bit of taxi

946
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 2: to me, what like you're studying it or just as

947
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:09,480
Speaker 2: a hobby, just as a hobby.

948
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:11,800
Speaker 4: Yeah right, you don't need a license or anything to

949
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:12,040
Speaker 4: do that.

950
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:13,440
Speaker 6: I know.

951
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 10: No.

952
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:17,399
Speaker 3: And what have you done any taxidermy so far? Any

953
00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:18,360
Speaker 3: dead animals?

954
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:21,719
Speaker 6: So I've done a little bit of rabbits and some

955
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:24,160
Speaker 6: mice and baby chickens.

956
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:26,319
Speaker 3: And when you said a little bit of the rabbit,

957
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:28,120
Speaker 3: what a bit like the left left leg.

958
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:31,399
Speaker 6: Or the right leg or I've done well, I've done

959
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:34,920
Speaker 6: some that haven't worked out, so well, but yeah, I've

960
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,759
Speaker 6: done some that have been all right, which is why

961
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:38,920
Speaker 6: the guinea pig's still in the freezer, because I don't want.

962
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:39,319
Speaker 11: To mess it up.

963
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:40,400
Speaker 3: No, no, no, get it right.

964
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:42,319
Speaker 2: You know you start the baby chickens, you work your

965
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 2: way up to top of that down the top of

966
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:45,120
Speaker 2: that tote pole, don't you with the guinea pig?

967
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:48,640
Speaker 3: Yeah? And is this with a you to becoming a

968
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:50,200
Speaker 3: full time one or it's just something you.

969
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:53,279
Speaker 6: Just like doing, just something I like doing.

970
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:56,359
Speaker 3: Awesome, all right, Catherine, thank you very much, you cool mate.

971
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:58,000
Speaker 6: Take care great, thank you.

972
00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:03,800
Speaker 3: Bye, Melissa, good morning, Good morning, Christian. What's in the freezer?

973
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 11: So I have a picture of an ex friend in a.

974
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 4: Ziploc bag.

975
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:12,879
Speaker 3: And I'm trying to know why.

976
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 11: Oh, we had a bit of a falling out and

977
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:18,600
Speaker 11: I didn't want her in my life anymore.

978
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:20,239
Speaker 9: So a friend said, oh, put her in a put

979
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 9: a photo in the freezer, in a ziplock bag, and

980
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:23,439
Speaker 9: you won't see her again.

981
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 2: When you say you won't see her again, the photo

982
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 2: isn't attached to her. It is just a photo, not

983
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:33,839
Speaker 2: the photo with the friend. And that's why you own

984
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:35,360
Speaker 2: see her again. She's in the freezer.

985
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:38,120
Speaker 9: Under the piece and now I'm too scared to take

986
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:38,440
Speaker 9: her out.

987
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:41,440
Speaker 2: So it's just the thing I'd never heard of this

988
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,839
Speaker 2: that if you don't want to see somebody, you put

989
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:45,319
Speaker 2: a picture of them in a ziplock bag and chuck

990
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:46,640
Speaker 2: it in the mild voodoo.

991
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:47,040
Speaker 1: Yeah.

992
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:49,840
Speaker 9: Yeah, so it's worked so far after ten years.

993
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:49,799
Speaker 1: So.

994
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:53,239
Speaker 8: I'm happy with it.

995
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:54,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, isn't it not?

996
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:54,920
Speaker 8: Though?

997
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:56,799
Speaker 2: Anytime you go rummaging around the freeze and you see

998
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:58,480
Speaker 2: that picture of that friend that you haven't seen free

999
00:40:58,480 --> 00:40:59,880
Speaker 2: you just don't you think about sort of just getting

1000
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:00,400
Speaker 2: of it now.

1001
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:03,800
Speaker 9: No, No, I put more peas over the top of it.

1002
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:10,839
Speaker 2: There's more people in there now, any more questions you'll

1003
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:15,960
Speaker 2: be going in there? Christian, what happened to the English.

1004
00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:16,439
Speaker 3: DJ that came?

1005
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:18,640
Speaker 2: It just disappeared one day, was on a Tuesday, and

1006
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:20,640
Speaker 2: then that was it. Mac and Melissa's fridge and a

1007
00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:25,600
Speaker 2: zip lock bag a photo of him. Exactly awesome, Cole.

1008
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:27,920
Speaker 3: Melissa really really enjoyed that. Thank you very much.

1009
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:32,759
Speaker 2: Take care mate, But Christian, Hello, good Christian O'Connell show

1010
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:38,080
Speaker 2: podcast on the line right now is Jack's beautiful wife

1011
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,239
Speaker 2: the anchor. Let's just get the anchor anchor.

1012
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:42,120
Speaker 6: Good morning, good morning.

1013
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:46,160
Speaker 2: Sorry, sorry to disturb you right now. Jack needs to

1014
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:48,439
Speaker 2: talk to you, bring you up to speed with something

1015
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:49,480
Speaker 2: that he's thinking about.

1016
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:54,640
Speaker 4: Okay, I was talking to Christian earlier in the show.

1017
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 4: We were talking about haircuts. No, I haven't said it yet.

1018
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,040
Speaker 14: Are you going to cut your hair?

1019
00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:05,640
Speaker 4: I was thinking of giving myself a mullet.

1020
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:11,360
Speaker 14: No same, no, no, no, no, no, no no no

1021
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:12,960
Speaker 14: no no, let's not do that.

1022
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:16,440
Speaker 5: Hear me out because a lot of the football is,

1023
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 5: especially like the young cooler ones are shaving the sides

1024
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:22,000
Speaker 5: of their head and keeping the back, keeping the mullet

1025
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:24,839
Speaker 5: at the back. And I thought the older I get,

1026
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:27,439
Speaker 5: the less chance I have to pull off a cool

1027
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:30,080
Speaker 5: haircut like that. So I might be in my twilight

1028
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:32,360
Speaker 5: years of trying to pull off a haircut like that.

1029
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:33,839
Speaker 4: It's now or never.

1030
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:39,400
Speaker 14: I just don't think it will be worth it, and

1031
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:42,480
Speaker 14: I don't think it will look like the footballers.

1032
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,840
Speaker 3: Look, this is crushing to hear you.

1033
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:49,399
Speaker 2: Just it's your radio show and I've had it over

1034
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 2: because you know it's your hair and it's between you

1035
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:54,719
Speaker 2: and your wife, and I just don't want it.

1036
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:57,279
Speaker 11: I love your long hair and it's taken so long

1037
00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:57,600
Speaker 11: for you.

1038
00:42:57,680 --> 00:42:59,279
Speaker 13: To get that back.

1039
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:01,319
Speaker 5: No, but that's great thing about a mullet is it's

1040
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:04,320
Speaker 5: a haircut and long hair at the same time, so most.

1041
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:07,200
Speaker 11: Of it, Babe, I know what it looks like.

1042
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:13,120
Speaker 4: Everybody here thought it was a great idea.

1043
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:17,320
Speaker 3: Can I just be Krystal Claire. We weren't sure about this.

1044
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:21,480
Speaker 14: I don't think when would have happened today like.

1045
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:22,279
Speaker 4: I would do it.

1046
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:23,760
Speaker 14: Yeah, we could do it today.

1047
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:27,200
Speaker 3: I don't think there's any tomorrow with the mullet today

1048
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:28,520
Speaker 3: when it.

1049
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:33,919
Speaker 14: When's a good day for you, I'm not excited at all,

1050
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 14: but it's a perfect time.

1051
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 5: If it doesn't look good, then we're not seeing family

1052
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:39,880
Speaker 5: and friends because we're in lockdown.

1053
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:41,840
Speaker 4: We don't have you are we can have.

1054
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 6: Picnics now, no no, no no, and everyone's coming out

1055
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:44,880
Speaker 6: of it.

1056
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 3: Mullet's love a picnic.

1057
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:47,400
Speaker 4: Mullet's love.

1058
00:43:49,239 --> 00:43:51,960
Speaker 11: Your mom because if your mom's going to be so upset,

1059
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:52,800
Speaker 11: not me.

1060
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:55,960
Speaker 2: All right, this is interesting. So the door isn't completely closed.

1061
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:59,080
Speaker 2: So if Jack's mom says, yes, where are you, then

1062
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:00,120
Speaker 2: on this Bianca.

1063
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:01,279
Speaker 3: I will.

1064
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 14: I think it's funny.

1065
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:03,920
Speaker 6: So I.

1066
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:10,040
Speaker 4: I want you to look at me with beauty, not

1067
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:13,440
Speaker 4: with like laughter, Babe, I'll be looking at you with.

1068
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:15,399
Speaker 3: Guys.

1069
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:18,480
Speaker 2: Sometimes in a relationship a marriage, you need to be surprised.

1070
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:20,520
Speaker 2: Sometimes you don't even know what you want a relationship.

1071
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:24,439
Speaker 2: Suddenly that missing essence between you both was a mullet knew.

1072
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:27,080
Speaker 2: And a gift of laughter in a marriage is such

1073
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 2: the most important thing.

1074
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:28,560
Speaker 3: It is.

1075
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 14: I already laughter on.

1076
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:42,840
Speaker 3: There's always the tummy for more laughter, and the munnet

1077
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:43,239
Speaker 3: gives that.

1078
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:45,799
Speaker 2: Every time you see chack, yeah, another little giggle comes

1079
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:46,880
Speaker 2: out from.

1080
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:47,839
Speaker 3: Backside with a review.

1081
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:52,839
Speaker 2: I've got all right, stay there, be and cut.

1082
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:55,120
Speaker 3: We're going to get another poster. Now we need your

1083
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:58,120
Speaker 3: mom on, Jack, we do, come on, do it.

1084
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:00,520
Speaker 4: My mom has enough laughter in their life.

1085
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:02,840
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I think we got we got the

1086
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 3: number of Mama Post. Let's get it on.

1087
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:06,719
Speaker 2: We'll get Mama post on next. We're reuniting the Post

1088
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:09,319
Speaker 2: family today once more. Hey, if this is a sign.

1089
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:11,879
Speaker 2: Who had the greatest munet in rock and roll?

1090
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:12,840
Speaker 3: Mickey be.

1091
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:22,000
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show Podcast.

1092
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:24,960
Speaker 2: Two ideas have come up mount Rushmore this week. Top

1093
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:30,799
Speaker 2: four mullets sport Music. Who had the greatest munet? It's

1094
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:34,840
Speaker 2: that's it, Lucky Down Producers, The mullet mount Rushmore this Thursday,

1095
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 2: and I'm thinking Friday, we have a whole hour of

1096
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:38,439
Speaker 2: mullet hits.

1097
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,719
Speaker 3: He kicks it off again with that powerful scene.

1098
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:42,160
Speaker 4: You can only request the song if.

1099
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:43,960
Speaker 3: You own a money, if you're in a money, or

1100
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 3: you had a munet.

1101
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 2: Okay, the rest of us sit this one out, all right,

1102
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 2: Just enjoy the the powerful music, all right. So here's

1103
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:51,959
Speaker 2: the situation. Jack Post is down like a lot of guys.

1104
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:55,279
Speaker 2: His hair is growing out and he can't cut it

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00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:57,880
Speaker 2: for another couple of weeks. So he's thinking about, thinking

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00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:01,040
Speaker 2: about and we even you know, we everyone called him

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00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:03,000
Speaker 2: this morning, whill we would love to see.

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00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:03,360
Speaker 3: You with the munet.

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00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:06,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's a great time in life.

1110
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:10,760
Speaker 3: I guess ready to give it a broader context, a great.

1111
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:13,400
Speaker 5: Time to just try out a novelty of her haircut.

1112
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 5: And the mullet is coming back into popularity. We see

1113
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 5: all the football as young football.

1114
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:19,919
Speaker 3: Politicians Dan Andrews today.

1115
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:25,960
Speaker 5: So I would I would happily cut a mullet into

1116
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,279
Speaker 5: my hair and see how it feels, and maybe I

1117
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:30,960
Speaker 5: love it, maybe I don't, but my wife does.

1118
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:32,759
Speaker 3: Won't live with that regret that you didn't try it.

1119
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:34,440
Speaker 4: That's right, do I want to get to the end

1120
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:37,359
Speaker 4: of my years and go I really wish thirty two

1121
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:38,520
Speaker 4: I had to cut a mullet.

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00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:40,160
Speaker 2: Into what a thing to be on that deathbed, going

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00:46:40,239 --> 00:46:41,800
Speaker 2: I regret this or we get that? What about that

1124
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:43,399
Speaker 2: time when I was thirty two and I didn't don't

1125
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:45,880
Speaker 2: get that money? Hard to take that regret to the

1126
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:48,640
Speaker 2: other side? All right, So he's called up his wife

1127
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:55,279
Speaker 2: Anger and guess what, one Jack Edge of thirty two

1128
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 2: hang around the house in a mullet, right, But she.

1129
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:00,879
Speaker 3: Did leave the door open.

1130
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:02,960
Speaker 2: She said, you need to actually ask your mum about this,

1131
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 2: because I guess your mum loves your curly locks.

1132
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:06,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, is that right? Great?

1133
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:08,880
Speaker 2: Okay, so all right, we've got chill chill post on

1134
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:10,719
Speaker 2: the line now chill, good morning.

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00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:12,120
Speaker 13: Good morning, Christian.

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00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:12,560
Speaker 7: How are you.

1137
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:14,319
Speaker 3: I'm good and I hope you're well and safe.

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00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:18,760
Speaker 1: Yes, all well and all safe here now listen.

1139
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 2: I don't know how much you know about what's happened

1140
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:22,319
Speaker 2: on the show so far about Jack's hair.

1141
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:28,239
Speaker 13: Look, no, just no, no, but what I've heard. No,

1142
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:32,760
Speaker 13: I was around in the eighties when I'm when mulletts

1143
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 13: are fashionable the first time, and there are no good mulletts.

1144
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:40,239
Speaker 5: Just I think this is the new generation, Mum of

1145
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:43,520
Speaker 5: kids bringing mullets back, are doing a fashionable version.

1146
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:48,600
Speaker 13: It may be fashionable, honey, but it's just not right.

1147
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:52,440
Speaker 13: You would be so sorry if you would have no.

1148
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,280
Speaker 9: Please don't please.

1149
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:57,840
Speaker 3: I love this. This is actually your mum is pleading

1150
00:47:57,920 --> 00:47:58,160
Speaker 3: with you.

1151
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:04,040
Speaker 2: Sonny is joined the cults and because it's a cold mullets,

1152
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:05,160
Speaker 2: he's come back.

1153
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 3: We just stage an intervention.

1154
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:11,400
Speaker 5: But Mom, don't you think it would just be a

1155
00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:13,640
Speaker 5: fun novelty for a little bit, Like I remember the

1156
00:48:13,719 --> 00:48:15,359
Speaker 5: time Jack had a mullet for a little bit.

1157
00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 4: That was funny.

1158
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:19,520
Speaker 13: Do you really want to be that funny though?

1159
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:22,680
Speaker 3: I mean it's a question we ask him every day.

1160
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 3: Just move a bit towards it.

1161
00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:31,560
Speaker 13: You have to walk around the supermarket, you have to

1162
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:34,560
Speaker 13: walk down the street. People see your neighbors will see you,

1163
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:39,920
Speaker 13: your siblings will see you. I just don't think it's

1164
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:40,239
Speaker 13: worth it.

1165
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:43,480
Speaker 3: That's exactly what my mum would say. It's it would

1166
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:45,480
Speaker 3: always be about what would the neighbors say? That's what

1167
00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:49,480
Speaker 3: about everything? Why is it council?

1168
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:53,800
Speaker 5: Your mum, You're right, you didn't. I didn't think of

1169
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:55,480
Speaker 5: the neighbors and now I've got a good hard thing

1170
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:55,800
Speaker 5: about it.

1171
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:58,239
Speaker 3: You and her at number sixty two? Have you even

1172
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:02,279
Speaker 3: thought about that? We need to get sixty two on the.

1173
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:05,120
Speaker 4: Line next, Mom, did dad ever have a mullet when

1174
00:49:05,239 --> 00:49:05,799
Speaker 4: you knew him?

1175
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:12,520
Speaker 13: He did have long hair because he was the surfers,

1176
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:16,920
Speaker 13: so he had bomb blonde hair, which you know was

1177
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 13: very attractive. No, I would say that he'd never cut

1178
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:22,720
Speaker 13: it into a mullet, or we wouldn't.

1179
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:30,000
Speaker 2: Still be more about Jastad's attractive hair. I'm happy to

1180
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:33,080
Speaker 2: drop the songs and ads and just already.

1181
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:35,480
Speaker 3: Awkwardness.

1182
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:39,320
Speaker 4: What celebrity would you say most resembled with his haircut

1183
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:39,920
Speaker 4: in the eighties?

1184
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:45,600
Speaker 13: Oh yeah, that's passed. I wouldn't be able to remember

1185
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:47,879
Speaker 13: one right off the top of my head. It wasn't

1186
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:48,839
Speaker 13: sort of rock star.

1187
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:50,959
Speaker 9: He was beach.

1188
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:51,560
Speaker 13: Yeah.

1189
00:49:51,719 --> 00:49:53,200
Speaker 4: Now this is this is my worry.

1190
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:56,239
Speaker 5: My dad's gone board now completely shaved hair. He will

1191
00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:58,560
Speaker 5: never get the chance to cut a mullet into his hair,

1192
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:01,200
Speaker 5: and he had the chance back when he had long hair.

1193
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:04,000
Speaker 5: I don't want to be a window right.

1194
00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:07,319
Speaker 13: Okay, yeah, no, sweet, you're not going to here. It's

1195
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:10,000
Speaker 13: too thick and curly to come from another strain in

1196
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:11,239
Speaker 13: the family. It's not your dead.

1197
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:14,120
Speaker 3: Oh my word, what we're hearing about now? This is

1198
00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:16,200
Speaker 3: like that, who do you think you are? What a revelation.

1199
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:18,279
Speaker 4: If your father's not your.

1200
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:21,640
Speaker 3: It's not the father of your hair.

1201
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:26,480
Speaker 2: This has been in send you and explosive today. We

1202
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:28,160
Speaker 2: need to get the post family on every day.

1203
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:31,360
Speaker 13: Story.

1204
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:33,560
Speaker 5: We'll sleep on it. Let's all agree to sleep on it.

1205
00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:35,920
Speaker 5: I won't kind of mind into my hair tonight, but

1206
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:36,520
Speaker 5: we never know.

1207
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 13: What it won't happen tonight, definitely, Okay.

1208
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:42,640
Speaker 3: Jaill always a treat talking to stay safe. Thank you

1209
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:43,120
Speaker 3: very much.

1210
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:44,560
Speaker 13: Thanks Christian By.

1211
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:46,680
Speaker 3: Let's get the anchor on here, be anchor. You relieved.

1212
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:49,400
Speaker 14: I'm so relieved.

1213
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:52,360
Speaker 11: I actually didn't know she would say yes, so that so.

1214
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 14: That was perfect.

1215
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:55,120
Speaker 12: So we're not doing it.

1216
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:59,080
Speaker 5: We're not doing it tonight, but we're leaving the door open.

1217
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:00,960
Speaker 5: Maybe over the week in if we have a few

1218
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:03,400
Speaker 5: drinks and we go, hey, what about that mullet. I

1219
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:04,239
Speaker 5: would do that.

1220
00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:07,240
Speaker 14: I would explore that option if we had like happy

1221
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 14: hour and.

1222
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:13,200
Speaker 3: This You two are unbelievable.

1223
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:15,120
Speaker 2: This is what they're a beautiful trouble after all this,

1224
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:17,840
Speaker 2: if you get drunk, you're happy to do it.

1225
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:22,280
Speaker 3: That's how you run your life. If there's a happy

1226
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:26,120
Speaker 3: hour goes exactly.

1227
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:28,400
Speaker 2: I don't know whether Jack's coming in bolder with a

1228
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:31,080
Speaker 2: night on Monday. What a great game though, all right,

1229
00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:32,799
Speaker 2: ban can take care. Lovely to talk to you about,

1230
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:33,640
Speaker 2: See you soon, hopefully.

1231
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:38,080
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1232
00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:47,920
Speaker 2: This morning's that work time waste. Teenage movies part therapy

1233
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:52,600
Speaker 2: for some of us. Kids back are online homeschooling this week.

1234
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:58,239
Speaker 2: Youngest daughter lowers, she's got about five or six weeks

1235
00:51:58,239 --> 00:51:59,160
Speaker 2: of that before we got.

1236
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:03,000
Speaker 3: Any idea if she even goes back this term her year.

1237
00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:06,520
Speaker 2: For some reason, they've been singled out her year. It's

1238
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:08,839
Speaker 2: the same right across Victoria. They're still not going back

1239
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:10,840
Speaker 2: from a couple of weeks. Ruby goes back into school

1240
00:52:11,239 --> 00:52:14,640
Speaker 2: next week. Thankfully, months of them were sticking around the house,

1241
00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:19,600
Speaker 2: all right. Teenage movies, Ten million Things I Hate about you.

1242
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:24,239
Speaker 4: This is coming from a real place, a real raw.

1243
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:32,160
Speaker 2: It's an open wound, much of it about everything Gold,

1244
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:37,080
Speaker 2: while you were sleeping all day Silver, are you familiar

1245
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:38,520
Speaker 2: with the very famous.

1246
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:42,000
Speaker 3: Musical, lovely music, lovely musical called My Fair Lady. Of course,

1247
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:43,560
Speaker 3: it's not fair lady.

1248
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:49,879
Speaker 2: Silver plus and no acne for old men silver? Okay, Jack,

1249
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:51,880
Speaker 2: what have you got then? Teenage movies?

1250
00:52:53,719 --> 00:52:59,200
Speaker 4: Mary Struppen's Yeah, that's my best.

1251
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:01,520
Speaker 3: How you kind have a goal for that?

1252
00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:07,440
Speaker 4: There's something about acne? What there's something about acne?

1253
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:08,799
Speaker 3: We just put acne in there.

1254
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:10,839
Speaker 4: That's sort rise with Mary doesn't Yeah?

1255
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:11,359
Speaker 3: Okay? Yeah?

1256
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:16,919
Speaker 4: Silver zero dark shirty, oh, very shirty, bad bood.

1257
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:18,960
Speaker 3: Teenagers don't get shirty.

1258
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:21,480
Speaker 4: Oh you haven't met the teenagers I've met?

1259
00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:22,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, how you meet them?

1260
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:30,160
Speaker 4: And dude, where's mum's car?

1261
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:30,520
Speaker 3: Oh?

1262
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:33,719
Speaker 2: No, you are always sniffery about the dude wars min

1263
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:35,120
Speaker 2: you pulled the ripcord.

1264
00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:39,000
Speaker 3: Now, dude, where's mum's car? That's gold? That's your best one. Yeah,

1265
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:41,719
Speaker 3: welcome to the beautiful place that is the dude Wears Mine.

1266
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:45,560
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1267
00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:48,640
Speaker 2: Teenager Movies turn a movie into a teenager movie. Jack,

1268
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:54,440
Speaker 2: you're really to mark ready there have been I know

1269
00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:57,239
Speaker 2: it's because you've now broken cover and finally after two

1270
00:53:57,360 --> 00:53:59,000
Speaker 2: years doing this feature done.

1271
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:01,439
Speaker 3: A dude is my, But there's a lot of dude

1272
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:04,920
Speaker 3: wears my? All right, our tear for the dude wears my?

1273
00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:07,959
Speaker 2: And then We're getting to the others, all right, dude,

1274
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:09,400
Speaker 2: whar's my expots controller?

1275
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:10,959
Speaker 4: Silver Dude?

1276
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:15,439
Speaker 3: Wear's my bra? Silver Dude? Where's my iPhone? Branz Dude?

1277
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:16,399
Speaker 3: Where's my clearer? Seal?

1278
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:18,200
Speaker 4: Silver Plus dude?

1279
00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:18,880
Speaker 1: Where's some food?

1280
00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:19,680
Speaker 4: Gold?

1281
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:25,160
Speaker 3: The team mile We're out of them. It's like a tunnel.

1282
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:29,560
Speaker 3: We're out there now. Ah, Silver sulks on a plane.

1283
00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:34,120
Speaker 2: Silver Plus me myselfie and I Oh very good, gold Jay,

1284
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:37,359
Speaker 2: well done finding Emo Silver Plus?

1285
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:40,560
Speaker 3: Why Libby, how to train your teenager impossible?

1286
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:43,000
Speaker 4: Did you write that?

1287
00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:44,480
Speaker 3: Or I'm adding my.

1288
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:52,120
Speaker 2: Own commentary nowers are struggling. Thank you, Matte twelve angry

1289
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:54,560
Speaker 2: teens Silver inside every single one of them?

1290
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:57,560
Speaker 3: Sorry? These are that my thoughts in my head. How

1291
00:54:57,600 --> 00:55:02,160
Speaker 3: to kill a ticktoking bird? That is so smart?

1292
00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:06,120
Speaker 2: Gold Plus You haven't put your name who texted that

1293
00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:10,040
Speaker 2: one in? But you and your mobile number is threefoll

1294
00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:12,239
Speaker 2: seven and last three digit three four seven. That is

1295
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:14,919
Speaker 2: really smart. How to kill a tiktoking bird?

1296
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:19,239
Speaker 3: Genius? Teens you stare at goats Silver? Sorry I missed that.

1297
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:21,320
Speaker 3: Teens You stare at goat.

1298
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:23,439
Speaker 4: Means that's better.

1299
00:55:23,719 --> 00:55:26,080
Speaker 2: God damn Sorry, Connie, I got your joke wrong. But

1300
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:28,560
Speaker 2: that's very good driving Miss Daisy's car.

1301
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:34,120
Speaker 5: No, it's bronze you me and acnee to the Umian

1302
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:37,120
Speaker 5: dupre you me and acne Gold.

1303
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:43,680
Speaker 3: Adam, well done. It's an emo's fire Gold plus teenage Moody, Ninja.

1304
00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:48,880
Speaker 2: Turtles, terrifying Silver, some George eat Prey hate Silver.

1305
00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:52,520
Speaker 3: I don't care what you did last Gold plus Judy,

1306
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:56,600
Speaker 3: well done. You're not the boss of despicable me. Silver,

1307
00:55:57,640 --> 00:56:00,880
Speaker 3: the dirty dozen cups left in the room just yesterday.

1308
00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:03,960
Speaker 3: I was doing that dad thing and releas been up here.

1309
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:10,400
Speaker 1: Mold water is a pond.

1310
00:56:11,719 --> 00:56:15,879
Speaker 2: That's very good job, Lord of the cries Bronz. Why

1311
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:20,800
Speaker 2: can't we buy a zoo? It's not fair Gold, Johnny, Umm.

1312
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:23,520
Speaker 3: No more data for old men.

1313
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:31,080
Speaker 5: Silver, hormonne alone, Silver plus I'm alone, Thank God, Silver,

1314
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:33,960
Speaker 5: you me and oh mg, Gold.

1315
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:37,759
Speaker 3: Munchies at Bernie's. I'm not sure we understand that one

1316
00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:47,240
Speaker 3: was a teenager once. I know what that smell is, Bronz.

1317
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:50,960
Speaker 3: These are just brilliant driving Miss Lazy.

1318
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:56,160
Speaker 5: Silver, slamming doors, Silver plus one and twenty seven hours

1319
00:56:56,200 --> 00:57:00,440
Speaker 5: without Wi Fi Gold TikTok or my mum will shoot.

1320
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:05,680
Speaker 4: That's the best one. Gold double plus.

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Speaker 2: TikTok or my mum will shoot Colin. You're shutting this

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Speaker 2: down today. That was outstanding, very very good. All right

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Speaker 2: title of today's show, What are we going to go for?

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Speaker 2: Mullets love a picnic? So much great mullets out today's show.

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much to Jack's mum and his wife Lura.

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Speaker 2: Been outstanding today. Thank you very much. All the great

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Speaker 2: course are down three topic Tuesday as well, really really outstanding.

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Speaker 2: If you've got any more stories what we yes about,

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Speaker 2: honest items in your freezer, beating your parents at anything,

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Speaker 2: and you won't believe what hit me in the head,

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Speaker 2: then email me Early Little Party. Christian at Christian O'Connell

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Speaker 2: dot com, do au

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