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Speaker 1: Podcasting. Now, William would he break the law? Willamody break law? Look,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to be honest that Look, that's a little

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Speaker 1: bit of clickbait for you guys. There's a little bit

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Speaker 1: of clickbait for you guys. We do talk about breaking

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Speaker 1: the law, we won't.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's appropriate.

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Speaker 3: We should.

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Speaker 1: We should tell every other that that is a bit

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Speaker 1: of clickbait. Like that. They're good stories, those they're not baud.

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Speaker 1: We wanted to make the podcast that somebody had shoved

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Speaker 1: a shampoo bottle up there ass, but we felt that

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Speaker 1: that was a little bit on the nose too. Many

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Speaker 1: of our podcast titles recently have been too sexually suggestive.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but you are going to hear that, by the way, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: there is an amazing callse.

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Speaker 1: The guy calls from the emergency department tells us some

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Speaker 1: wild stories about different beats and pieces that he's extracted

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Speaker 1: from various different individuals who have ended up and impaled

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're also going to hear something truly heinous that

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Speaker 2: a mother has done on the bathroom floor. Again, this

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Speaker 2: was something we didn't want to put it the title

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Speaker 1: We can't continue to have these repugnant podcast titles. I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't have thought.

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Speaker 2: No, you're going to hear some savvy revenge from a

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Speaker 2: woman called Terresa. I mean this is a or is it?

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Speaker 2: Mecon are very good? She has an alias name everybody,

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Speaker 2: but you'll find that out. I mean it's a wild

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Speaker 2: show over look forward to that. We have a nice

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Speaker 2: glass of KIANTI have a lovely time. That's a Hannibal

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Speaker 2: Lecter reference. And yes, Anthony Hopkins comes up? Enjoy?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 5: Who and where is Bardboddy doesn't care?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 5: Okay, listen, listen, listen, good out today everyone.

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Speaker 4: How are you?

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Speaker 2: I'm outstanding, Will, I'm truly outstanding. I'm very excited about

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Speaker 2: the next two hours with you. Mate.

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Speaker 6: How are you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm good man, I'm good, I'm good good. I

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Speaker 1: should probably tell you that your mask is illegal.

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Speaker 2: Now that's not true. That's it. That's a bit of

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Speaker 2: fake news that Will is done there to start the show,

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Speaker 2: which is all all ingest all a bit of fun.

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Speaker 1: Where those bandanas around your neck and.

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Speaker 2: Isn't a banda?

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Speaker 1: What is this?

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Speaker 2: This is actually a specialized face mask that doubles as

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Speaker 2: a bandanna, but it's face mask first. Slash Bandanna. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: get off that, mate, we're going to be giving you

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Speaker 2: guys chance to win.

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Speaker 1: That's not fine for in those.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is all really funny. Anyway. I don't live

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Speaker 2: in Victoria, so I don't know why even bringing it up.

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Speaker 2: I love it here in Adelaide, Beautiful Day to Day,

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Speaker 1: Were still every Monday after that. Surprise. If you go

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Speaker 1: with small to know we're talking about this is this

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Speaker 6: Yes, yes, yes, the rocket, Yes yes, so his bears

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Speaker 6: in the Hercules movie is made from a yak's testicular hair.

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Speaker 1: That's the sort of chat that will win your small

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Speaker 1: talk podcasting. Wow. The worst reviews, the worst reviews or

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Speaker 1: the best worst reviews if you like, from the platform

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Speaker 1: trip Advisor, who have been leaked. They do this every year.

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Speaker 1: Top ten funniest one star reviews. Sydney Opera House got

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Speaker 2: I've never actually been there, to be fair to Sydney Opera.

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Speaker 1: The Great Wall of China, which is in China, unlike

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Speaker 2: To lock in India.

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Speaker 1: And a bloke when there one star said too long.

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Speaker 2: It is quite big, like it's a very long walk,

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Speaker 1: No, I've been. It's not that small.

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Speaker 2: Okay, she's pretty big, she's not. She is, but she's

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Speaker 1: The tourist attraction that everyone loves but you hate and

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Speaker 2: How long bay in Vietnam?

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Speaker 1: I'm near Hannoi.

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure if it's near Hanoy. You know, I'm

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Speaker 1: Now I was drive out of Hanoi and you're on

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Speaker 1: That's a beautiful place, but it's one of the seven

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Speaker 1: It is stunny. We didn't you like about that?

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Speaker 2: I just wish we could have had a bit more stops,

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Speaker 2: you're just passing all these fishing villages, which I appreciate,

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Speaker 2: You can't get out yourself a cappuccino. Will you're stuck

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Speaker 1: Let's I do remember that being overpriced? So overpriced? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well you didn't pay your parents paid. We've got many

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Speaker 7: Absolutely peak, Like I swear, we see the Americans are

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Speaker 8: Go to the white sure, yeah, actually bloody cream.

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Speaker 2: Oh it's a cream house. It's a very different house.

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Speaker 2: If you've got a creamhouse, different.

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Speaker 1: Different sound if it's the cream house. Money, thanks the girl, mate,

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Speaker 1: or sixty five, Lisa the most disappointing tourist attraction? What

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Speaker 9: Look, I did this archaeological tour around Greece with my

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Speaker 4: We were going to see, you know, either side.

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Speaker 9: Of the First Olympics, and said, you know.

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Speaker 7: The girl paid twenty five bucks.

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Speaker 9: Yeah or good went in and it's like these dirt

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, said Lisa, girl, how anymown grass? Admiralttraction, I know.

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Speaker 2: Where the twenty five bucks going to? Someone mowed this

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Speaker 2: goddamn grass. Well, so I feel like all that you

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Speaker 1: Tourists, What tourists? What trip did you go on?

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Speaker 2: That's just what I see from I've never been there,

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Speaker 2: but that's just the pictures that I see.

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Speaker 1: You ragging on another place that you have seen you

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Speaker 2: Long bay fair enough?

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Speaker 1: Go nuts, Marina, what's the worst tourist direction you've been to?

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Speaker 8: The Artel Tower?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's a bit over hyped, isn't that what?

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Speaker 1: What it is? It's going?

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Speaker 8: But it was just like, oh is that it? It

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Speaker 2: I thought that was a whopper. It's actually quite small.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't think it was, Marina. They actually hated

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Speaker 1: the Iivil Tower the French. They didn't. They didn't want

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Speaker 1: and you know, everyone's kind of come to love it

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Speaker 1: now and you propose in front of it and all

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Speaker 1: that sort of stuff, but it's down in the open. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's going to get stolen. The whole time.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, and again when we went there, they had guards

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Speaker 1: You're trying to eat your sixth and the teller crape

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Speaker 1: and then a guy with a machine gun in front

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Speaker 2: I mean, Jesus shocking.

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Speaker 1: There's a busy basin is not fine. You needed you

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Speaker 1: I need to tell this story Wood, I'm being quite serious,

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Speaker 2: You got pulled over. Serious, I don't think we need

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Speaker 1: That I don't condon right. How much was I over?

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Speaker 1: This is just why do I just feel like we're

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Speaker 2: Not dancing with any devils. Anyway, you got pulled over, and.

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Speaker 1: You're in Western Australia as I was in Western Australia.

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Speaker 2: That shouldn't have anything to do with it. You got

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Speaker 2: I just say you once in your life it was

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Speaker 1: Good luck podcasting. Big announcement from Dan Andrews yesterday bloody

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Speaker 1: Yeah, curfew well done, Victoria curfew is gone. Amongst other things,

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Speaker 1: to affect Woods? Night walks?

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Speaker 1: The night walks are back. The night crawler as they

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Speaker 1: That's what That's what I was thinking. Yeah, but I

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Speaker 2: As they should people out there with you know, jocks on,

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Speaker 2: Mine's not mine, is your?

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Speaker 1: Mine have got a wispy thing that you've been wearing

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Speaker 2: You would too, wouldn't you. You're that kind of person.

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Speaker 2: Mine's not a scarf or a what's the other thing?

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Speaker 2: have a handkerchie? No, mine's a head wrap? So sorry, Dan,

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Speaker 1: You're actually what you're wearing right now is illegal.

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Speaker 2: You're illegal.

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Speaker 1: You're illegal in the studio. Stop pointing at me. Stop

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Speaker 1: pointing illegal. And you rode here as well. You're allowed

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Speaker 2: You don't have to ride with a mask on.

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Speaker 2: I didn't get off my bike.

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Speaker 1: You're right now.

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Speaker 2: You got me there on my bike right now. I

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Speaker 2: I'll wheel that puppy into the studio. Then come and

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Speaker 2: find me. Dan.

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Speaker 1: You're going to actually say that, and it's a public figure,

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Speaker 2: Does it actually say that?

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Speaker 1: Now you australis small talker.

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Speaker 2: We've got to here, Teresa cracks straight into your small talk.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I arrived.

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Speaker 4: Here twenty five years ago in Melbourne today.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it sounds like a touching story, but it

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Speaker 1: That's what the segment is. I mean, if it was

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Speaker 1: let's hear your life story and we love Teresa, but

441
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Speaker 1: it goes on toast, it goes do you want to

442
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Speaker 1: hear what she had to say? We can go back

443
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Speaker 1: to no segregated from small talk if you.

444
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Speaker 2: Like no, Will would you like to tomorrow? We can

445
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Speaker 2: call it if we if we feel the need to

446
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Speaker 2: hear the rest of that story.

447
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Speaker 1: We's got a savage debut on Will and Woody.

448
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Speaker 2: It was savage.

449
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Speaker 1: But here's the small talk.

450
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Speaker 2: She's called up for small talk, and Teresa's still listening.

451
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Speaker 2: I'm sure it's a phenomenal story. It's nothing against Teresa,

452
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Speaker 2: but exactly right, Well, it's small talk. Let's go to Ashley.

453
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Speaker 1: Oh right, Ashley, what's your small talk?

454
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Speaker 8: So guys, my eight year old has told me he

455
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Speaker 8: believes I am a cow because I breast feet.

456
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Speaker 1: Actually not bad, not bad?

457
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Speaker 2: Read it? I mean I'll just get a down and

458
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Speaker 2: all fours and start mooing as well, just to really

459
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Speaker 2: mess with a little fellow.

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Speaker 1: That's just got Chris was called on thirty one and

461
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Speaker 1: sixty five. Chris, what's her small talk?

462
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Speaker 8: Hey?

463
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Speaker 9: Guys?

464
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Speaker 7: On Friday night, I followed the police chase for twenty minutes.

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Speaker 1: It's true small talk, is it? And you shouldn't do that.

466
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Speaker 2: Shouldn't do that, shouldn't do that. I've got Sally here

467
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Speaker 2: thirty one or sixty five. Sally, crack into your small talk,

468
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Speaker 2: mister chance there, Sally, let's go to Denise. Denise your talk, you,

469
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Speaker 2: Denise go.

470
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Speaker 8: Did you know that the emu and the kangaroo can't

471
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Speaker 8: walk backwards?

472
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Speaker 1: Yeah?

473
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Speaker 2: I did know that. That's why they're on the emblem,

474
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Speaker 2: the Australian emblem, because we're not going backwards, we're walking forwards.

475
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Speaker 2: Let's go to ben Gone Gone Woods.

476
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Speaker 1: We've got Benny.

477
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Speaker 8: Hey, fellas, isn't it go again?

478
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Speaker 2: Big fella?

479
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Speaker 1: Yep, Benison is the isn't it Venison?

480
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Speaker 2: Venison is beer, isn't it?

481
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Speaker 1: He said? Venison is deer, isn't it it is? It's

482
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Speaker 1: a gang. The gang Deer is expensive?

483
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Speaker 4: Is dear?

484
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Speaker 1: We want not fair enough to die on the line? Man,

485
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Speaker 1: I mean you love that.

486
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Speaker 2: You have to say the same. Yes, No, that's good.

487
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Speaker 2: Stuff's going to Megan.

488
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Speaker 1: Megan wants her small talk.

489
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Speaker 7: Twenty Tempire five.

490
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Speaker 4: I arrived in.

491
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Speaker 6: Terraces back and raises back. It's a different name, and

492
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Speaker 6: he returned with a pseudonym. Wait, Megan, Sorry, Teresa, I'm

493
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Speaker 6: so confused.

494
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Speaker 2: I didn't even get.

495
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Speaker 1: To hear what you made.

496
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Speaker 7: I'm Teres.

497
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Speaker 1: I'm not mega.

498
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Speaker 2: So sorry. Terre'sa slash, Meghan, What is the story you're after?

499
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Speaker 2: Twenty five years ago? Then what happened?

500
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Speaker 4: Yeah?

501
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:10,360
Speaker 7: I RD twenty five years ago?

502
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:14,880
Speaker 1: Podcasting?

503
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Speaker 4: Now ye say Who's God?

504
00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:41,560
Speaker 5: And where is fun? Noboddy doesn't care what Benny I

505
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Speaker 5: can listen, listen, listen.

506
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Speaker 1: You're gonna have to let everyone it is well and

507
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Speaker 1: moody on a Monday Woods. We're about to get into

508
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Speaker 1: the quiz. But as those of you who would know

509
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Speaker 1: who tune into Australia's Easiest Quiz every day at five

510
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,240
Speaker 1: o'clock with us here and Will and Woody, you'd know

511
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Speaker 1: that our vigilator, our beloved in vigilator, has been for

512
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Speaker 1: a very long time since the quizz is inception, a

513
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Speaker 1: guy called Jordan, or as we call him affectionately, George. Now, look,

514
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:09,360
Speaker 1: it's been a bloody tough time for everyone recently. Tragically

515
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:12,680
Speaker 1: George is actually not working on the show anymore, and

516
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:14,600
Speaker 1: we just wanted to use the start of the show

517
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Speaker 1: right now just to because I know everybody listening knows

518
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,960
Speaker 1: him as a huge part of the quiz and how important,

519
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:22,359
Speaker 1: how funny he has been all the way through the quiz.

520
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Speaker 1: He's the guy you've got to get past to get

521
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Speaker 1: the money and he's been very much the whipping boy

522
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Speaker 1: on air for the quiz if anything goes wrong, you.

523
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Speaker 2: Hear how stress he is every time every time we've

524
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Speaker 2: got to give away the cash.

525
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Speaker 1: So look, we've made a little package, given that George

526
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Speaker 1: is no longer working on this show, just to say

527
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Speaker 1: that were missing on you love you mate, have you

528
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Speaker 1: listened to this.

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Speaker 2: I hate to have a go at you, George, because

530
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Speaker 2: you're very responsible there. But question three this rattled me.

531
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Speaker 2: The question was what day was it? Yesterday? Your answer

532
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Speaker 2: is tuesday?

533
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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is yesterday's quiz is.

534
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Speaker 2: Sloppy.

535
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Speaker 1: God, you're lazy and you give us yesterday's quiz absolute

536
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Speaker 1: scum through ment.

537
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Speaker 2: Boys works not very good? Can your producer, George, did

538
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:04,440
Speaker 2: you get a sudden death question?

539
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Speaker 8: So?

540
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Speaker 2: I thin it's a really good point you brought up

541
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Speaker 2: will uh no, no sudden death question.

542
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Speaker 1: What do you mean no sudden shouldn't hear the question

543
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:14,479
Speaker 1: shouldn't hear? I actually I'm going to inform my saudio

544
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Speaker 1: and say that I didn't say it clearly enough. I

545
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Speaker 1: started my way through.

546
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:19,639
Speaker 2: Why don't we bring it back tomorrow?

547
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:21,359
Speaker 1: Then no, because that's just a chance for you to

548
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Speaker 1: write ten more quick. Yeah, big shout out to George.

549
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:28,040
Speaker 1: I love you mate, You're very much missed here. Right now,

550
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Speaker 1: let's do it though. It's Australia's easiest quiz Ei Eius.

551
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:40,680
Speaker 2: By today we have got Lisa as a trendy tweak

552
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Speaker 2: on Lisa, Lisa, there are thirty seconds on the clock.

553
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Speaker 2: You gotta get ten questions. Right, you can pass on

554
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:49,720
Speaker 2: any question and we have to take your first answer first.

555
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:51,160
Speaker 2: What would just spend the cash on? Lisa?

556
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:54,600
Speaker 1: Oh, put towards some car repairs that I need.

557
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Speaker 8: Unfortunately.

558
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that that is a worthy cause. Let's looks do

559
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Speaker 2: this quiz.

560
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Speaker 1: Rank Chad again, Woods, you're pretty close to having that

561
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Speaker 1: part of the quiz taken off here.

562
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:04,800
Speaker 2: What would you have asked Lisa?

563
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:06,920
Speaker 1: I would have asked her if she was one of

564
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Speaker 1: the kids from the von Trapp family in the.

565
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Speaker 2: So, you're good at this.

566
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Speaker 1: Your sound of music, Lisa, but it's lethal. It's Leesel,

567
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:18,240
Speaker 1: isn't it. I've answered my own.

568
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Speaker 8: Question on Lisa.

569
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but she's Leesel. Anyway you have.

570
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Speaker 2: You have made me look good. You have made me I'm.

571
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:27,280
Speaker 1: Sorry, mister Cara repair.

572
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,680
Speaker 2: Let's get into the quiz. Jowey, that's a very worthy cause.

573
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Speaker 1: Ten questions. Are you ready to go? Lisa?

574
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Speaker 4: Yes?

575
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:41,120
Speaker 1: Okay, Well out in my hands, mate, I'll just read

576
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Speaker 1: the questions. Here we go. What's four plus four minus eight?

577
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:45,600
Speaker 8: Hero?

578
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:49,040
Speaker 1: What's H two O water? How old are the shoes

579
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 1: you're wearing right now? One month? What's her color are

580
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:54,120
Speaker 1: on the Japanese flag?

581
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Speaker 4: What noise.

582
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Speaker 1: Does the squirrel make? What sport does Lebron James, I

583
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,200
Speaker 1: don't know. Does what? Do you have a girlfriend?

584
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:04,280
Speaker 7: Yes?

585
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:05,520
Speaker 1: Name a Delta Goodrum song?

586
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 7: I was want to.

587
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:11,880
Speaker 4: I was worn to show?

588
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:14,200
Speaker 1: You were born to choke?

589
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:14,720
Speaker 2: Bad luck?

590
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 4: You just.

591
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:24,920
Speaker 2: You know, he'll be devastated about that. Try is born

592
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:29,960
Speaker 2: to try? Hey, lazy, you haven't quite got there, unfortunately, Yeah,

593
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,800
Speaker 2: obviously born to try? Was that Delta Goodrum song? Lebron

594
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:37,200
Speaker 2: James plays basketball, and actually Delta Goodroom is going to

595
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Speaker 2: be joining us tomorrow. Actually, Lisa, are you a fan?

596
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Speaker 8: How many Joe gets?

597
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Speaker 2: You got seven? Lisa? Did you you got seven?

598
00:27:50,119 --> 00:27:53,720
Speaker 1: Bad luck? Yeah, Delta Cook coming on the show tomorrow.

599
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:55,639
Speaker 1: Th you want to come on and complain to Lisa.

600
00:27:57,359 --> 00:27:58,960
Speaker 2: Perfect that that's great, that'll be funny.

601
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Speaker 1: Casking.

602
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:04,239
Speaker 2: Wow, Hey, we're talking now about the story you are

603
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 2: not allowed to bring up about.

604
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:08,800
Speaker 1: Someone can remain anonymous. By the way, if in an

605
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:12,560
Speaker 1: extra blanket of security, you're worried about the person you're telling.

606
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:15,320
Speaker 2: The story about, well played, well played, we will provide

607
00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 2: the blanket.

608
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Speaker 6: Um.

609
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Speaker 2: The reason I'm talking about it, the reason I'm talking

610
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:24,639
Speaker 2: about is because Tony Jens Sports reported dude, you know him.

611
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:28,600
Speaker 2: He was on the news this is a long time ago,

612
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:32,480
Speaker 2: and basically he went to go and give beck Judd

613
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Speaker 2: a kiss. It was a farewell show before she went

614
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 2: on maternity leave, and he learned him to give a kiss.

615
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:40,160
Speaker 2: And Beck Judd, in truly phenomenal form, just balked the

616
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Speaker 2: kiss live on TV. It's very visual, obviously, but I

617
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Speaker 2: think you'll hear in this grab here the moment that

618
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Speaker 2: Beck Judd pulls away from the kiss.

619
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Speaker 1: Everyone in the newsroom sends much love and.

620
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Speaker 3: Unless you or to wish me like I'm going to

621
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Speaker 3: need it.

622
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Speaker 1: Yeah, well I'll tell you. The Carlton supporters are very excited. Exactly.

623
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Speaker 4: Okay, no, it.

624
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 2: Didn't Tony anyway. On the weekend, it's only Sunday Footy

625
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:10,280
Speaker 2: show and they keep playing that footage and he actually

626
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:14,560
Speaker 2: stormed off set because he's banned them from bringing up

627
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Speaker 2: that story. So that's why we're talking about it on

628
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Speaker 2: the topic. I gave my mum a chance to call

629
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Speaker 2: up and stop me from telling this story.

630
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Speaker 1: What is this about?

631
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 2: So last Christmas? She loves the Spanish Merry Christmas? Have

632
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 2: we got that one?

633
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:30,640
Speaker 1: There?

634
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:38,960
Speaker 2: Loves it? It's just Spain at our household of Christmas.

635
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:41,800
Speaker 2: So mom just plays that on repeat. And anyway, she

636
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:44,960
Speaker 2: got to be excited on Christmas Eve and she came

637
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,719
Speaker 2: out of the house with that song playing. She had

638
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 2: a couple of champaignes and she fell backwards and fell

639
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Speaker 2: into the garden.

640
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Speaker 1: Truly phenomenal. Tell that story.

641
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 9: No, I am not.

642
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:57,320
Speaker 2: I'm going to get in a lot of trouble.

643
00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 1: Was something to do with your family and up in

644
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:02,960
Speaker 1: trees and stuff. But you've got a story about the

645
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,720
Speaker 1: Queensland Jungle which has come a few times on this show,

646
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 1: which I'm not allowed to tell.

647
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:09,200
Speaker 2: No, I've missed that. I've missed that.

648
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:11,640
Speaker 1: You've missed the story. I can retell it if you like. No,

649
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:15,160
Speaker 1: we're not going to retell that story involves you the

650
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:18,880
Speaker 1: Queensland Jungle. Yeah, I mean, do you want to keep going?

651
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:24,200
Speaker 2: No, I definitely do not. Wow, mister or missus anonymous,

652
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,680
Speaker 2: what's the story you're not allowed to bring up?

653
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:29,000
Speaker 7: How are you boys? He was good today?

654
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Speaker 2: Yeah, we very well, Thank you very much for asking

655
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:32,280
Speaker 2: a look.

656
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:37,560
Speaker 7: So, first off, my cousin decided to propose to his missus.

657
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:40,200
Speaker 7: He took her somewhere to a nice romantic spot.

658
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Speaker 1: Before you go on, Man, I've got the producers telling

659
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Speaker 1: me that your cousin actually listens to this show every day.

660
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:46,880
Speaker 1: Is that right?

661
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:49,440
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, he does, and he's probably listening to it

662
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Speaker 7: right now. And he probably recognizes my voice too.

663
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 2: You don't have a recognizable voice of all. Go on, anonymous,

664
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Speaker 2: all right.

665
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Speaker 7: So basically, he thought it'd be romantic to go or

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Speaker 7: a nice spot like a beach or something, and he's

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Speaker 7: caught up near these cliffs and he's taken his missus

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Speaker 7: there and a big waivers come as he's gone on

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Speaker 7: one me big wave com knocked him clean and the

670
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Speaker 7: ring has gone into the water.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, how much is the ring?

672
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Speaker 7: Well, he told me it was about four or five

673
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Speaker 7: grand in between there, So.

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Speaker 1: Mate, good luck with you. It sounds like he had

675
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Speaker 1: more there, but it was cut him off the old

676
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Speaker 1: tramp door.

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Speaker 2: No, No, let's go to Anna on thirty one sixty five. Anna,

678
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Speaker 2: what's the story? You're not allowed to bring up?

679
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Speaker 9: Okay, so this is a story I don't know if

680
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Speaker 9: he would bring up about me, so I have it

681
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Speaker 9: all the time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, what's the story? Thank you for calling, by

683
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Speaker 2: the way, what's the story?

684
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Speaker 4: Oh?

685
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Speaker 9: Okay, A few months ago, I was at a friend's

686
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Speaker 9: ower used their bathroom, and as I've gone to exit

687
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 9: the bathroom, I've realized that the lock on the bathroom

688
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 9: has broken, so I can't get out, and I'm thinking,

689
00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:58,160
Speaker 9: all right, what am I going to do?

690
00:31:58,640 --> 00:31:59,280
Speaker 8: Yell that help.

691
00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:01,960
Speaker 9: For a few minutes, nobody came to my bright mind.

692
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Speaker 9: I thought I'll climb out the window. So I've gone

693
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:07,200
Speaker 9: to climb out the window and not realize there's a

694
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Speaker 9: big crack in the lid of the toilet. Yeah, and

695
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Speaker 9: I've fallen through the toilet yeah, and cut my leg

696
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Speaker 9: open something crazy. And I just screamed out the window

697
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Speaker 9: for a good like five minutes, ten minutes, and then

698
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Speaker 9: somebody came and rescued me. But they had to break

699
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:28,040
Speaker 9: down the door. And I've broken down the door. I've

700
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Speaker 9: had to go and get stitches.

701
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Speaker 2: And shot was awful, she was, And the whole time

702
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:38,800
Speaker 2: you've fallen in the dunny. I I had to be

703
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:41,280
Speaker 2: pulled out of a toilet once. Have you ever done

704
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 2: the sit down on the toilet without the seat down? Will?

705
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Speaker 1: Sorry? I just thought that was going to be so

706
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Speaker 1: much better.

707
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Speaker 2: We were all expecting, let's go, let's go to Natalie. Natalie,

708
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Speaker 2: this is a story about your mum, but she doesn't

709
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 2: like you bringing up.

710
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Speaker 9: I'm really nice to bring it up, the stories. I

711
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:03,120
Speaker 9: hopefully she's not listening right now.

712
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,640
Speaker 1: Unlike and just called up to tell a story about herself,

713
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:10,520
Speaker 1: which was crap. Let's go, let's get into it, Natalie.

714
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 7: All right.

715
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:13,600
Speaker 9: So my mom and I rashed up in one day

716
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,760
Speaker 9: and she as he the s toilet, just taken a

717
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:17,720
Speaker 9: while to go in there. I'm like, Mom, what's the matter?

718
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 9: She goes, I've PopEd on the floor.

719
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Speaker 2: How did your mom put up on the floor, Natalie,

720
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Speaker 2: She's a grown woman.

721
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Speaker 8: She really had to go and as just came out.

722
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Speaker 1: All right. I mean that posting now right now, look

723
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Speaker 1: a bit of a weird, weird thing. I'm asking people

724
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:43,160
Speaker 1: to call forwards. I've got one hundred dollars eBay vouch

725
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 1: to give away, So keep that in mind if you

726
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:53,760
Speaker 1: think you're a little bit wise. I'm not not looking

727
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 1: for Gandalf the Gray or to call. I'm just looking

728
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:57,880
Speaker 1: for something. You don't have to be that old.

729
00:33:58,320 --> 00:33:59,800
Speaker 2: Would you call me wise?

730
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:02,880
Speaker 1: I'd call you wise. Absolutely. See the bar is low,

731
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:06,000
Speaker 1: so exactly, the bar is very low. Anybody can win

732
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Speaker 1: this one hundred dollars emay about if you think that's you. Now,

733
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:12,839
Speaker 1: the reason I'm talking about this is because Anthony Hopkins.

734
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Speaker 8: I ate his lever with some father beans and a

735
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:17,360
Speaker 8: nice candy.

736
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Speaker 2: Fun fact about that, that's Anthony Hopkins playing Hannibal Lecter.

737
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Speaker 2: He was Daddy Martha Stewart at the time of that. Yeah,

738
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:29,799
Speaker 2: she had to end the relationship because she just kept

739
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:30,759
Speaker 2: seeing Hannibal Lecter.

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Speaker 1: That's terrifying, isn't that terrifying? Yeah? Amazing, Well she got

741
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:37,359
Speaker 1: off the gravy train, Sir Anthony Hopkins. Now, I mean

742
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:41,720
Speaker 1: he is his knees. He's eighty two, Sir Anthony Hopkins.

743
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,600
Speaker 1: And this is what he said. This is what he

744
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 1: said today to about his life and about dying and

745
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:50,160
Speaker 1: all that sort of stuff. He said, this, your life

746
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:53,480
Speaker 1: is terminal. It's a terminal condition. You're not going to

747
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:56,839
Speaker 1: get off the planet alive. And with that reality there's

748
00:34:56,880 --> 00:35:03,640
Speaker 1: a tremendous freedom, a wonderful peacefulness about at it. Well

749
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:05,560
Speaker 1: said pretty good stuff, isn't I think the.

750
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:08,920
Speaker 2: Only other person who said something better about death is

751
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:14,279
Speaker 2: Keanu Reeves. Stephen Colbert asked him, what do you think

752
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 2: happens when you die. Keanu Reeves, Yeah, that's right, and

753
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:18,520
Speaker 2: he says, I know that the people we.

754
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Speaker 1: Love will miss all miss us.

755
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:22,800
Speaker 2: God, I love Keu.

756
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Speaker 1: That was good gear from Reeves. He might win this competition.

757
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:28,759
Speaker 1: Thirty one O six five. If you think, if you

758
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:30,719
Speaker 1: think you've got something a bit wise to say, we'd

759
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:33,439
Speaker 1: love to hear from you, maybe something you learn, maybe

760
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:35,120
Speaker 1: you're saying, or something you've learned. I'd have got one

761
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:37,000
Speaker 1: from a friend on the weekend. She said to me.

762
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,680
Speaker 1: Happiness is accepting that your life hasn't worked out the

763
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:41,759
Speaker 1: way you intended it to.

764
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Speaker 2: I always like to say, stop and smell the roses.

765
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:50,480
Speaker 2: Even if the roses aren't.

766
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Speaker 1: There, Well, you can't sell them then, can you.

767
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:53,759
Speaker 2: No? No, but that's the point.

768
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 1: No, you don't always have to smell it, right, Just

769
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Speaker 1: stop and appreciate. Wow, we've got one hundred doba voutchir

770
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Speaker 1: for the wisest person on the radio right now, Woods,

771
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:13,120
Speaker 1: it's a dead set wise off. Now. The way this

772
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:14,840
Speaker 1: is going to work is you guys call up, we

773
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:17,239
Speaker 1: give you your topic, you say something wise about that.

774
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:21,120
Speaker 1: Last man standing gets themselves one hundred dollars about you.

775
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,360
Speaker 2: I like it and never run listening, just gets a

776
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:24,680
Speaker 2: bit of wisdom for their pockets.

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00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:26,399
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I mean this one. That's what it's all about,

778
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 1: these inspirational quotations and whatnot. These days people get a

779
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,279
Speaker 1: lot out of that sort of gear. I certainly do

780
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:36,640
Speaker 1: well smell those roses woods. Let's got a look on third.

781
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:40,760
Speaker 2: And finally you're getting on board. Lookie, now you've chosen

782
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:43,440
Speaker 2: your topic to have some wisdom.

783
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:46,800
Speaker 7: Yeah, mate, how I look.

784
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,800
Speaker 1: Ther topic for you today is cars.

785
00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:50,439
Speaker 2: Yeah.

786
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 7: Well I've spent a bit of time under the bottom myself. Yeah,

787
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 7: and I believe a good saying is keep on keeping on.

788
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:03,200
Speaker 2: It's not not that specific to carves. It's just sort

789
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:05,239
Speaker 2: of it's a very generic, but I like it.

790
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:11,720
Speaker 1: You're currently in the lead. We've got Bernadette who's called

791
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:15,000
Speaker 1: up now. So Bernadette, you're now going to take on Luke.

792
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:19,279
Speaker 1: Your topic is relationships. That's what we're going to do, Bernadette,

793
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:23,120
Speaker 1: So you got something wise to say about relationships, Bernadette.

794
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 9: Just keep giving and don't ask for anything in return.

795
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:34,400
Speaker 1: Just keep giving and don't fucky husband, Bernadette. Luke pretty good. Look,

796
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:36,480
Speaker 1: Luke does get a right of reply, though he was it. Look,

797
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:38,600
Speaker 1: you've got something wise to say about relationships.

798
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:42,120
Speaker 7: Yeah, just shut your mouth.

799
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:49,759
Speaker 1: Absolutely not. Bernadette's the wisest bersids on the radio. Open now, Bernadette,

800
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 1: you're going to carry on. You get to versus Sarah,

801
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 1: So Sarah gets first wipe, Sarah. Your your topic is

802
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:58,360
Speaker 1: now parenting. You're something wise to say about parenting.

803
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:00,719
Speaker 3: It's so not relevant to me.

804
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:03,920
Speaker 8: Excellent parenting.

805
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 2: Go again there.

806
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:08,200
Speaker 7: Don't listen to the kid.

807
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:12,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, great, nice Sarah. Good try Bernadette. What's your she said?

808
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:14,839
Speaker 1: Don't listen to the kid, Bernadette, You've got something wise

809
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:15,960
Speaker 1: to say about parenting.

810
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:18,880
Speaker 9: Don't far for that cute smile.

811
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 7: Stick to your guys and say, now.

812
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 2: It is Benadette is becoming very Yeah, Bendette's good. Let's

813
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:31,840
Speaker 2: go to Becks bes Sorry, is it Becks or just

814
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 2: beck begs bes begs? Yes? Cool? Your topic is well been.

815
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 2: What's your wisdom on well being?

816
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:43,759
Speaker 7: Well, I've put a good one for that.

817
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:48,400
Speaker 9: Actually, holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting

818
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:49,600
Speaker 9: the other person to die.

819
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:56,960
Speaker 1: We've got right of reply from that wise person on

820
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 1: the radio right now, Bernadette. Bernadette, you've got something wise

821
00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:00,719
Speaker 1: to say about well being.

822
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:03,839
Speaker 9: Yes, when the winder is call, you don't just buy

823
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:05,640
Speaker 9: the one final by the whole case.

824
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:08,120
Speaker 4: Not bad.

825
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 1: I think Bes has probably got her though, doesn't she

826
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:11,319
Speaker 1: think Bes has her there?

827
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 2: I mean I loved Bernadette's, but Becks got her there,

828
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:17,280
Speaker 2: So we moved to Josh here, Joshi. The next topic

829
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:19,520
Speaker 2: to be wise about is Korea.

830
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,239
Speaker 3: So I work as an emergency nurse, and we've got

831
00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:27,879
Speaker 3: a bit of a saying is a beautiful place to work?

832
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:31,440
Speaker 3: We've got someone giving birth, someone passing away, and then

833
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:33,600
Speaker 3: someone that's got a remote stuck up there ass in

834
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:34,440
Speaker 3: the next room.

835
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Speaker 1: Josh, Joshi, the wisest person on the radio.

836
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:44,240
Speaker 3: Oh, cheers, boys, Thanks?

837
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:45,680
Speaker 2: Are you welcome?

838
00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:45,839
Speaker 8: Man?

839
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:47,439
Speaker 2: So sorry? How often did that happen? Josh?

840
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:49,760
Speaker 7: Actually quite frequently.

841
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 3: I don't think I can say it on the radio,

842
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:53,759
Speaker 3: But we have a budle other things stuck up in

843
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 3: very strange places.

844
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 1: But remote.

845
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 3: I won't say that I them, but twelve inches, Yeah,

846
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 3: they're all kind of up in places.

847
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:06,839
Speaker 2: And yeah, I mean I guess you do just boardline

848
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:07,759
Speaker 2: into the hospital bed.

849
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:10,239
Speaker 1: What happens when someone rolls up? So are your nurse

850
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:11,439
Speaker 1: or doctor there? Josh?

851
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:12,799
Speaker 3: I'm an emergency.

852
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:13,279
Speaker 1: Yeah.

853
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 4: Right.

854
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:15,600
Speaker 1: So when someone rocks up, like, you know, do you

855
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:17,239
Speaker 1: talk to them about how it happened or is it

856
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:18,360
Speaker 1: just just carry on?

857
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:20,759
Speaker 3: Well, it's funny. I had one bloke one time and

858
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:22,520
Speaker 3: he said, oh, yeah, no, I was in the shower

859
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:24,760
Speaker 3: and I slipped in the shampoo bottle accidentally.

860
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