Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: All right, so some of you would have had a
Speaker 2: long weekend, some of you would just have the weekend.
Speaker 2: And obviously, like me here working live yesterday and on
Speaker 2: Monday as well, no time checks because on a Monday
Speaker 2: and Tuesday, I don't like to do that. Today loads
Speaker 2: of time checks, but not yesterday or Monday. But you
Speaker 2: know for some of us still at work. You know
Speaker 2: you guys, will you guys here? Yeah, you have some
Speaker 2: of the bits I may have you You guys are
Speaker 2: at work as well yesterday as well. So we want
Speaker 2: to know whether you had a long weekend or just
Speaker 2: had a weekend. How was your week going so far?
Speaker 2: We were we called this the six world week.
Speaker 3: And then your texted six words right from your phone?
Speaker 3: Hard to tell us just how your weekend was? Were
Speaker 3: you what the barber chilling at home? Text us now?
Speaker 3: But only you six words in your message?
Speaker 2: All right, still six words? How should we going so far?
Speaker 2: Four seventy five O three one oh four three?
Speaker 4: Jackie boy? What's it for you?
Speaker 5: Remind me to go to the dry cleaner. I always
Speaker 5: forget about the dry cleaner. We've had a doner cover
Speaker 5: there since August.
Speaker 4: That's some record. We're in November now today, not.
Speaker 5: Housle you, We'll call you no, because up a lot
Speaker 5: of If it's hanging on one of those big racks, I.
Speaker 2: Guess we have so suits dresses for the cup, yeah,
Speaker 2: and then a douner the other.
Speaker 5: So I have trouble picking things up from there and
Speaker 5: taking things there. So if I put something in the
Speaker 5: back of my car, must remember to take that to
Speaker 5: the dry cleaner. It can stay in there for months
Speaker 5: as well. But after not having worn a suit for
Speaker 5: three years because of COVID for some reason, I've got
Speaker 5: the awards night that we had on Saturday, and now
Speaker 5: I'm going to wear a suit again on Friday we go.
Speaker 4: It requires a suit. It's not like you.
Speaker 5: I'm going to the premiere of Phantom of the Opera.
Speaker 4: Oh you get Patsy, that's up time. Why do you
Speaker 4: need to sing along with it?
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 5: I've never seen it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, your love it, Jack, It's very powerful.
Speaker 5: Now can you tell me this? Also? It's been put
Speaker 5: on by Opera Australia. Is it an opera?
Speaker 6: It's a musical.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's not strictly classic one. Yeah, it's not strictly
Speaker 7: like you want to understand what they're singing about. It's
Speaker 7: just they're doing these sort of mainstream productions lately.
Speaker 5: But is it it's so if it's an opera Australia production,
Speaker 5: is it going to be? I don't want to go
Speaker 5: to the opera? Why I want to go to you?
Speaker 4: You love?
Speaker 2: Andrew Botticelli's time to say goodbye you love that?
Speaker 5: I can't do two and a half hour.
Speaker 4: Why are you going?
Speaker 5: Because we got invited I don't know.
Speaker 4: Said you had to go kind of thing to go
Speaker 4: to musical.
Speaker 5: It got put in the calendar a month ago.
Speaker 2: That's the same in my life, very clear. I never
Speaker 2: have any say once it goes into calendar. There's no
Speaker 2: say is there once as sing it's happening, we have
Speaker 2: no say in that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and mum's got Gordy for the night. So it's
Speaker 5: all nine. You can't you can't mark with it once
Speaker 5: it's in the calendar.
Speaker 4: Patsy what's your six word?
Speaker 7: Audio refuses to wear tracky decks. So today school has
Speaker 7: got an excursion to Sovereign Hill, which is fabulous. The
Speaker 7: kids have been looking.
Speaker 4: For classic school trip.
Speaker 5: Here is there?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Looking forward to it.
Speaker 7: So when they go on excursion, they have to wear
Speaker 7: sports uniform, which at this time of the year means
Speaker 7: polo top and shorts. And I looked at the weather
Speaker 7: map yesterday and I said, oh, a bit fresh. It's
Speaker 7: eleven degrees in Ballarat tomorrow with bean to Sovereign Hill.
Speaker 7: Before you know how cold it gets hail forty k
Speaker 7: wins today.
Speaker 6: No, I'm wearing short kicking off again. No, I don't
Speaker 6: want to coming home with the sniffle.
Speaker 5: So you said she can't wear Of.
Speaker 6: Course she can't. It's eleven degrees okay.
Speaker 2: Plus her mom screwed up taking us each.
Speaker 4: Fur coat.
Speaker 7: No, she's wearing shorts. And I said, well, how about
Speaker 7: we compromise and you pack your trekky decks just so
Speaker 7: if you're cold you can put them on.
Speaker 6: The mom not doing that.
Speaker 7: That's ridiculous, And I said, well, you're going to be cold.
Speaker 7: But she knows everything at the moment. She knows better
Speaker 7: than me.
Speaker 4: Oh how dare she? Yeah, that's right, they do often
Speaker 4: hope better than us.
Speaker 5: I had to get dressed in the lost property clothes
Speaker 5: one time because my dad sent.
Speaker 4: Me to that lost property thing. It was like a mishmash,
Speaker 4: wasn't it?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: The shame of going to the lot. It was a threat,
Speaker 4: wasn't it when you forgot my kid? Well, then you
Speaker 4: don't have to go. Don't SATs property.
Speaker 2: Like misshmash of ill fitting stuff is like a crop top.
Speaker 2: You gotta do.
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Speaker 2: How's your week going so far? You can tell us
Speaker 2: in six words? Kid has gastro more sleep please? That's
Speaker 2: some John, John will get everything that's going all the
Speaker 2: Sorry to hear that drink with the girls an inflock?
Speaker 2: What now, Angie or you have been that? This is
Speaker 2: present tense there? Angie got first in the cup?
Speaker 4: Karen? Anyone watched the race yesterday? Did you watch your Patsy?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Of course, but I should have put some money
Speaker 6: on it.
Speaker 2: See yeah, and I see Eddie Maguire pop up there
Speaker 2: or that I don't know where they hide him or
Speaker 2: we just turned up. That's all my Karen got first
Speaker 2: in the cup. Local Sweet Local Pub sweep was rigged
Speaker 2: eight dollars a sweet third place. Wow, Chris really was
Speaker 2: a high stake, sir. Eight bucks two and a half
Speaker 2: thousand k nineteen hour drive knackered.
Speaker 4: How settled Monday, moved in yesterday. That's from Matt black
Speaker 4: Beard algae driving me crazy? Never heard of black beard algae?
Speaker 5: Is that a part?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: He moved in next door. It's pontoon. What is black
Speaker 2: beard algae? I'd ever heard of that?
Speaker 6: Sitting in your garden or something?
Speaker 4: Hate my boss. I need Tat's lotto. That's on Patsy.
Speaker 2: Little brat stole the spider from my door Halloween.
Speaker 4: So did you miss out on Halloween? Oh my god.
Speaker 2: They came around Monday and I was not in the
Speaker 2: mood for I was in the middle of moving my
Speaker 2: mother in law's stuff and.
Speaker 4: They came around to my house.
Speaker 2: I was just about to get something and the car
Speaker 2: was crammed with her mother laws kin, and.
Speaker 4: I just went.
Speaker 2: They went, if you have you got chucolate and we're diabetic.
Speaker 4: That by the way. I next, you're not going to
Speaker 4: do it.
Speaker 2: I'm going to get printed up signs saying we're diabetic
Speaker 2: and give away to listeners.
Speaker 4: Then they will leave you alone. Then they just left
Speaker 4: us alone.
Speaker 2: My six word week so far is so this month,
Speaker 2: I've got two birthdays, my wife and then my youngest
Speaker 2: daughter turned sixteen. Youngest daughter turn sixteen. She's having a
Speaker 2: party for twenty of her mates.
Speaker 5: This is the twenty's not bad, though, twenties a lot.
Speaker 5: You can handle twenty.
Speaker 4: Twenties a lot.
Speaker 2: After what happened New Year's Eve, she had a party
Speaker 2: in years E that still gets talked about. All I
Speaker 2: can say, well, I've been clear to say on air
Speaker 2: was there was an.
Speaker 6: Aroma.
Speaker 2: We all know what I'm talking about. There was an aroma. Okay,
Speaker 2: there was an aroma. And I was told to my face, Dad,
Speaker 2: you're being paranoid.
Speaker 5: There's no aroma like the gas lighting you.
Speaker 2: I know, I know that aroma's cooled. What I know
Speaker 2: that sweet smell, it's unmistakable. Okay, Now we've got some
Speaker 2: incense on a go. That is not lang lang. That's
Speaker 2: all right, that is not lang lang. So I've said
Speaker 2: they can't.
Speaker 4: I can't. I do not want to smell the waft
Speaker 4: of an aroma.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I said, do you know what now, I'm going
Speaker 2: to do something this shit because you know you're turning sixteen.
Speaker 4: Dad wants to make you something. So I said, you
Speaker 4: know what I'm going to make you, and you make
Speaker 4: a profteral mountain ah No.
Speaker 2: Then I doubled down and went, no, you know what,
Speaker 2: I won't make you a profeteral mountain. This is my
Speaker 2: six World week. I'll make you a donut mountain. So
Speaker 2: I'm going to make a donut mountain.
Speaker 5: Perfect after the kids after they said that a roma.
Speaker 2: Or no aroma, no lang lang incense, I don't want
Speaker 2: to smell anything other than too much after shave.
Speaker 4: On the boys that come around.
Speaker 2: Okine, I'm going to make a donut mountain, but I
Speaker 2: need quite a lot of mounting, a lot a lot
Speaker 2: of donuts to make a substantial looking thing for Hona mates.
Speaker 5: Easier to stack though, I imagine than prefer.
Speaker 2: Don't know, has anyone has anyone got any experience of
Speaker 2: making a prefer Or donut mountain? Will I need glaze
Speaker 2: as some kind of like glue stack just.
Speaker 6: With the icy What about toothpicks?
Speaker 7: Couldn't you use like put a series of toothpicks down
Speaker 7: or like chestick.
Speaker 5: But when the kids come in intoxicated.
Speaker 2: There's no roma, enough intoxication and no toothpicks.
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