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Speaker 1: Happy ch Yay. It's the jam Nation podcast with Jonesy

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Speaker 1: demand chew yay is a thing? Okay, don't look at

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Speaker 1: me with your little derision face.

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Speaker 2: We poked down derision at various television shows. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sas.

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Speaker 3: Aralia, Yeah, celebrities being buried live.

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Speaker 2: What do I do next? Cut them in half like

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Speaker 2: they're in the circus, or I don't know what they're

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Speaker 2: going to do? A magician show. We also looked at

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Speaker 2: bear Spies. We looked at mass singer.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, who was the master singer last night? Was it

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Speaker 1: beb Spies?

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Speaker 2: You'll have to wait and see.

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Speaker 1: Parents crashing the party. This is something that Will Farrell

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Speaker 1: has done.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. He crashed his son's university frat party

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Speaker 2: and started DJing. Everyone loved it and how his son felt.

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Speaker 2: It's always embarrassing when it's your dad.

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Speaker 1: Down to the Jonesy Demanda Amster the pub test relationships

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Speaker 1: for children?

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Speaker 3: Does that pass?

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Speaker 2: That does sound weird, but it came from a tweet

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Speaker 2: where someone said, can people please stop asking my twelve

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Speaker 2: year old son if he has a girlfriend. He's a

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Speaker 2: twelve year old, he's a child. Let's not make the

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Speaker 2: kids grow up too soon. I thought that was a

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Speaker 2: good piece of advice.

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Speaker 1: Also, who said d who said that your chance to

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Speaker 1: come and see us live and up close.

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Speaker 4: It's all coming up on our podcast now.

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Speaker 5: That a miracle of recording.

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Speaker 1: We have so many requests for them to do it again.

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Speaker 6: Mistress Amanda and miss Killer Amanda doesn't work alone.

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Speaker 7: Friend is in them making the tools of the train.

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Speaker 1: I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot, the

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Speaker 1: legendary part. Jonesy Amanda the actress.

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Speaker 2: Congratulations, we're reading right now.

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Speaker 1: Jones and Amanda, you're doing a great job.

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Speaker 3: It could be for anyone because Sophie Giant.

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Speaker 1: Now the time good radio. Sorry but it's a tangled

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Speaker 1: twist set.

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Speaker 8: And Amanda, Shoot Timy we're on the air the morning

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Speaker 8: to you.

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Speaker 3: Amanda, Hello, how are you? I'm doing okay?

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Speaker 2: Light of Emma gillespieas today talking about the Beckham documentary.

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Speaker 2: I watched episode one last night. Oh it's so good.

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Speaker 2: And I think because of all the pop culture stuff

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Speaker 2: of poshen Becks and who they've become now, it's easy

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Speaker 2: to forget how brilliant he was as a soccer player

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Speaker 2: or footballer. And it's a fascinating journey. You see him

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Speaker 2: as a young kid and all he's ever wanted to

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Speaker 2: do was play for Manchester and he was the first

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Speaker 2: of the soccer generation who then courted celebrity and wanted

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Speaker 2: deals with shoes and shirts and things, which didn't sit

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Speaker 2: well with kind of the austere nature of the old

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Speaker 2: of journey. And all his mates from that time, they're

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Speaker 2: still seem so working class even though they're multi multi millionaires.

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Speaker 2: When you look at the MBL players, for example, if

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Speaker 2: And David Beckham is so appealing. He's so handsome, but

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Speaker 2: but I'm just loving it. And you know, I must

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Speaker 2: for Manchester you just have to be focused. He was

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Speaker 2: the famous coach Sir Fergus, Sir something.

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Speaker 3: Something, Jimi right, welcome to the party. Information.

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Speaker 2: He's old school Scottish where you put the team first,

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Speaker 2: that's it. And he publicly says, you know he's losing

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Speaker 2: his head here. Yeah, fascinating, I love it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well there's that sort of thing.

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Speaker 1: Happened with Michael Clark, didn't he with Lara Bingle? Remember

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Speaker 1: And drive trouble when the girl comes into the side.

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Speaker 2: Well it's a little bit of and from an outsider's

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Speaker 2: point of view, you think, I'll get over yourselves. Why

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Speaker 2: should you give everything to the team. But as the captain,

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Speaker 2: you're supposed to lead the team. And I think it's

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Speaker 2: go and be with Lara, want with Yoko Ono. This

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Speaker 3: As a captain of this team. That's what I expect

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Speaker 2: Well, I like to bawl out when you start singing

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Speaker 2: the team song. We all run for the tims.

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Speaker 3: No sex the night before the show, or during or after.

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Speaker 2: Or any time. We're happy with all those rules.

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Speaker 3: Ever, we're happy with all the rules.

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Speaker 1: We have an action packed show today.

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Speaker 3: We've got Trent Dalton on show today.

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Speaker 2: Trent Dalton is an Australian journalist who speaking going to

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Speaker 2: the stratosphere. It has become one of the world's most

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Speaker 1: He's a big deal.

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Speaker 2: It all started with Boy Swallows Universe. He has written

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Speaker 2: a couple of amazing books since and I love him.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad we're talking to him today.

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Speaker 1: Instagram makes us return and we can't do anything until

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Speaker 1: we do the Magnificent seventies.

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Speaker 2: Question one. The Swiss Army knife is primarily made in

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Speaker 2: which country?

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Speaker 1: Gam Nation, we have for you the Magnificent Seven For

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Speaker 1: the uninitiated, there's seven questions. Can you go the way

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Speaker 1: and answer all seven questions correctly? If you do that,

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Speaker 1: Amanda will say.

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Speaker 2: If you burst into song, I'm out of here. Brandon.

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Speaker 2: We're just saying, you know, the team song everyone's supposed

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Speaker 2: to sing in. Do we have a team song? It's

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Speaker 2: probably rock Seat or something.

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Speaker 1: Isn't it be something by rock Seat? Well, maybe we

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Speaker 2: Song for our interview's show, you know, tap dance and

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Speaker 2: some songs. You know what I'd like to do. Actually,

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Speaker 2: is our executive produce some Millie listening. Yes, she is.

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Speaker 2: For our show at the end of the year, our

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Speaker 2: live show. I'd like us to be wired up and

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Speaker 2: spin out over the audience like Pink.

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Speaker 1: Or Paul Stanley from Kiss.

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Speaker 2: Paul Stanley who just was a man in his seventies

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Speaker 2: on a zip line not going far?

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Speaker 3: No, okay, so what's a woman in the sixties.

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Speaker 2: I've had both hips done, so I'm ready to go

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Speaker 2: anyway I get on to it is not writing, She's

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Speaker 3: Sonya's in Lethbridge Park.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Son?

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Speaker 9: Hello?

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Speaker 1: Do you mind me calling you? Son?

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Speaker 2: I just felt that No, that's okay, but thank you

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Speaker 2: for Saturday night. I went to the Kiss concert.

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Speaker 10: Joy loved it.

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Speaker 11: I absolutely loved it.

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Speaker 3: What was your favorite song all of them?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? What once on? Did you think? Yeah? This is

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Speaker 2: My rock and roll all night Yeah yeah, joined the

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Speaker 2: Lord's prayer.

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Speaker 1: I think a man who enjoyed war Machine when Jean

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Speaker 2: And love pump is always another one, Love cal same same.

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Speaker 2: I did love it, though I loved it?

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Speaker 11: You did?

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Speaker 1: You enjoyed it?

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Speaker 2: Question number one for you son? The Swiss army knife

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Speaker 2: is primarily made in which country? This isn't a trick question?

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Speaker 1: What flavor is a freda frog ice cream?

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Speaker 2: Can you have these at all your family birthdays? Don't you?

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Speaker 3: It's green flavored, white green flavor? Like, it's not that's

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Speaker 2: What flavor is it?

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Speaker 5: That?

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Speaker 2: The fread on the old ice cream cake? And here's

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Speaker 2: a clue. Any paddle pops or anything they have.

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Speaker 3: The question you've given the game.

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Speaker 2: No, they're all the same flavor pretty much. And what

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Speaker 2: So rude Brendan runs in helens bur hllo ron Hey.

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Speaker 10: Is it the rainbow flavor?

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Speaker 2: No favors rainbow?

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Speaker 1: Well the rainbow flavor? Is this the worst flavor?

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Speaker 2: But this this is a particular flavor.

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Speaker 3: It's not a color.

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Speaker 2: A color is not a flavor. Green Brendan isn't a flavor.

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Speaker 2: Rain isn't a flavor? What flavor?

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Speaker 1: Flavor?

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Speaker 2: No, it's not. Brown isn't a flavor. A color isn't

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Speaker 3: We're under the Magnificent seven where a question number two.

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Speaker 2: It's going to Nev in Terrigal. Hello Nev, good morning guys.

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Speaker 10: How are you going very well?

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Speaker 2: I'll remember a color is into flavor. I'm going to

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Speaker 2: say it one more time. What flavor is a Fredo

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Speaker 10: I reckon, Fredo frogs taste a bit like a caramelo koala,

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Speaker 10: So I'm gonna say karaml.

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Speaker 1: It is caramel caramel, apparently in order falster caramel.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the rainbow paddle pops caramel, and.

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Speaker 1: Freda Frog was green and pink, and that flavor around flavored.

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Speaker 3: Let's play what's on the box?

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Speaker 14: Nev'n the box?

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Speaker 11: On?

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Speaker 1: What TV show has this theme?

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Speaker 12: Hey?

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Speaker 2: Baby, I hear the blues of this range and scambled.

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Speaker 1: Eggs and white style, and maybe I seem a bit confused.

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Speaker 1: Yeah maybe, but.

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Speaker 2: the original actor.

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Speaker 1: But I don't know what to do with those toss

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Speaker 2: Do you know what the show is new.

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Speaker 11: Again?

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Speaker 3: Yes, it's fasire. So what's the premise of the new phraser?

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Speaker 3: So it's back?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess he's still a psychologist.

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Speaker 3: I saw a short for it.

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Speaker 2: Maybe the new premises I'm a bit bored and I'd

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Speaker 2: like to keep working for some more money of us

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Speaker 2: in palamoney to pay. Maybe that's it.

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Speaker 1: Okay. What is a mummy wrapped in?

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Speaker 10: Nev?

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Speaker 1: Is it a linen, b cotton or c toilet paper?

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Speaker 11: I want to say linen.

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Speaker 2: Let's say linen, linen and cotton, all right.

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Speaker 1: Cotton is the same thing.

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Speaker 2: The piano man is the nickname for which artist?

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Speaker 10: Billy Joel?

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Speaker 2: That's it.

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Speaker 1: We should play some Billy Joel from time to time.

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Speaker 2: I've heard of him.

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Speaker 1: We should get some on this radio.

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Speaker 2: He's a bit edgy for us, isn't he?

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Speaker 3: What sort of animal is the character sonic?

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Speaker 1: Nev Ah?

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Speaker 2: This theory has gone viral.

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Speaker 2: And how do they a afford the celebrities for weeks

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Speaker 1: Yeah do Javy Chappeel must be disappointed. She hasn't got

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Speaker 1: And poor old scary Spies. She's only got a small

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Speaker 16: It might be baby Spie.

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Speaker 2: There's people other than Baby Spice and here's who they are.

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Speaker 16: This is definitely a voice that I'm familiar with, and

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Speaker 2: And who was it? Was it my neighbor?

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Speaker 2: Oh, Charlotte.

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Speaker 1: Charlotte, she was.

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Speaker 1: Maybe they should bury her for a bit.

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Speaker 2: Let the careers play out. Careers do that.

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Speaker 1: You know, we make jakes, but we're going to end

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Speaker 1: We're going to end up on that show. And you

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Speaker 1: and I were standing and getting.

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Speaker 3: Buried, and you'll say, well, that's great.

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Speaker 2: Well, last year they set them on fire. This year

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Speaker 2: They'll be sawing them in half like a circus act.

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Speaker 17: Amanda's Ship Notion podcast was that your pink.

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Speaker 2: Pink is my inspirations or what I think we should

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Speaker 1: That what it's called Jones and Amanda on stage show.

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Speaker 2: It's called an evening with Jonesy and Amanda, an evening

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Speaker 2: I think that we should have harnesses on and spin

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Speaker 1: You've been inspired by Paul Stanley saw him, well, I.

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Speaker 2: She overdoes it is what your face is.

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Speaker 2: She's athletically trained and hasn't remember.

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Speaker 3: She hasn't had a double hip replace.

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Speaker 2: Remember my first hip replacement. I was told to not

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Speaker 2: I'm going.

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Speaker 18: To do that?

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Speaker 2: And then I did a bungee jump. I forgot, I

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Speaker 1: You spas him anywhere?

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Speaker 2: No, I'd be very careful of my harness.

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Speaker 1: Also, what I just say, I sat in.

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Speaker 3: A blueberry white.

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Speaker 1: Just say, maybe it's a bit passe the whole you know,

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Speaker 1: zip line?

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Speaker 2: Do you think we'd go to all that trouble and

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Speaker 2: no one would care?

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Speaker 3: I just had cares.

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Speaker 1: If you've seen that guy, the viral TikTok guy, he's

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Speaker 1: not happy. The Scottish guy is not happy with Pink

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Speaker 1: doing all the really air of her acrobatics.

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Speaker 3: You have you seen this?

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Speaker 13: Guys? I hate really as usual, hate to be a hater,

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Speaker 13: and I'm sorry to any Pink fans, but Pink, get done.

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Speaker 13: I don't like to see another quadruple backflip. We've seen it.

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Speaker 13: You don't have a single song where you need to

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't like to see it anymore. I've

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Speaker 1: had enough.

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Speaker 3: Get done, Get done, good.

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Speaker 2: Dude, get done.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going to say you're going to get no.

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Speaker 2: I say to you, get done, Get up yourself, I'm

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Speaker 2: going to do it. I'm going to spin out one

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Speaker 3: Maybe I can watch it from this stuff.

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Speaker 2: Maybe just give me a bax and I'll think I'm

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Speaker 1: This is like your beard of bees.

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Speaker 2: You know when we broke the world record underwater doing

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Speaker 3: Well because it's sixty kilo of bees.

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Speaker 2: Yes, they don't sting you if you do it properly.

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Speaker 10: Getdo.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to use that for everything.

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Speaker 3: Every time you do something stupid or you come up

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Speaker 1: Dumb idea like drinking each other's blood, I'm going to say,

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Speaker 1: get Dn, you're no fun.

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Speaker 3: That's going to say to you, you have no fun?

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Speaker 1: Jam Nation?

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Speaker 11: Who wants a free.

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Speaker 2: And Amanda's.

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Speaker 1: Here? It is ten questions, sixty seconds on the clock.

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Speaker 1: You can pass if you don't know an answer. We'll

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Speaker 1: get all the questions right, one thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: How good would that be? But then we say, hey, hey,

451
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Speaker 2: one bonus question, double or nothing.

452
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Speaker 1: Chris of Liverpool, you like the idea of this.

453
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Speaker 16: Yes and no mean yes, yeah, I like the two

454
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Speaker 16: thousand for sure.

455
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Speaker 2: Sure, well, Chris, let's see what we can do. Let's

456
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Speaker 2: see if we can get you a thousand to start.

457
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Speaker 3: Let's cross that bridge when we get to it, Chris.

458
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Speaker 2: So, Chris, we have ten questions. We have sixty seconds.

459
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Speaker 2: If you're not sure, say pass, and we can come

460
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Speaker 2: back to it if we have time. Okay, Chris, good luck,

461
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:26,920
Speaker 2: here we go. Question one? What animal mews? Question two?

462
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Speaker 2: A mermaid is half fish half what? Question three? What

463
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:35,960
Speaker 2: material does a carpenter work with? Question four? From which

464
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:42,800
Speaker 2: country did the clothing store Uniclo originate? Unicor Uniclo? Question five?

465
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Speaker 2: True or false? Australia is currently in a La Nina

466
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Speaker 2: weather event.

467
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Speaker 10: True.

468
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Speaker 2: We're in El Nino A close. I know one of

469
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Speaker 2: them plops and Uniclo is from Japan.

470
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Speaker 1: I would yeah, of course, that's that's it.

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Speaker 2: I'll see the girls knew that one.

472
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Speaker 1: Yeah. I said that to everyone who cared to listen

473
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Speaker 1: around he has no one's going to get No man

474
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Speaker 1: is going to get that.

475
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Speaker 2: That's not true. Just because you don't know what Brendan

476
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Speaker 2: and because.

477
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Speaker 3: Chris, Chris, Chris and I we know everything else.

478
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Speaker 2: Questions that men know nothing else.

479
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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's have questions that men know.

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Speaker 2: Apart from le Nina. Well, Chris, thank you for playing.

481
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Speaker 2: You get a hundred bucks for being the butt of

482
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Speaker 2: Jonesy's ire.

483
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Speaker 1: Chris, Chris, is.

484
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Speaker 3: You're not part of There's no ire coming away?

485
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Speaker 1: Chris. I admire you.

486
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Speaker 10: Yeah, thanks Jersey, good on you mate.

487
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Speaker 2: Thanks Chris. Tomorrow we'll have questions boys, know, how about that?

488
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Speaker 2: I'm being ironic way you look at me like that,

489
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Speaker 2: I'm just looking at you, just looking at you.

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Speaker 7: J.

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Speaker 2: GM nations. Americans love their tailgate party. What's a tailgate party?

492
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Speaker 1: We got to you and the tower gate flops down

493
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Speaker 1: and you sit on the tower gate and you drink

494
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Speaker 1: here and stuff.

495
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Speaker 2: Is that like the Gimpy muster or something? Do we

496
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Speaker 2: have a similar thing?

497
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Speaker 1: Nearly?

498
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Speaker 2: The Denny ute is that this kind of thing?

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Speaker 1: Yea would be like that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know

500
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Speaker 1: that America is a bit more lax with their you know,

501
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Speaker 1: drink driving and stuff.

502
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Speaker 2: It's interesting, quite right.

503
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Speaker 1: Probably.

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Speaker 13: You know.

505
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Speaker 1: I'm not saying that's a good thing.

506
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Speaker 2: Because in America you can't be random breath tested. They

507
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Speaker 2: think it's extraordinary that we can be pulled over, you

508
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Speaker 2: have to be giving some kind of sign that you're intoxicated.

509
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Speaker 1: And then to a sobriety test where you walk along

510
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Speaker 1: the road and you've got to touch your nose and

511
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Speaker 1: say the ABC and you know, it takes a fair

512
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Speaker 1: bit to get you on the bag.

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Speaker 2: Interesting, isn't it.

514
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Speaker 1: But then again, let's not compare road tolls because they're

515
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Speaker 1: drink driving. Road toll is dreadful, is it.

516
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Speaker 2: Well, there's a tailgate party held at the Sigma Alpha

517
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Speaker 2: move fraternity at Southern California, at the University of Southern California.

518
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Speaker 2: The reason that this is in the news is because

519
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Speaker 2: Will Ferrell's is part of that fraternity. He was at

520
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Speaker 2: the tower gate party and Will Ferrell, Will Farrell, Will

521
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Speaker 2: Ferrell was there and he took over the DJ boom,

522
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Speaker 2: So he donned his headphones, he put on his glasses,

523
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Speaker 2: were his hat backwards, and all the crowds going whoa, whoa,

524
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Speaker 2: whoa when he took over the DJ booth. I mean,

525
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Speaker 2: that's not the best audio. That was the That was

526
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Speaker 2: the TikTok of it. But you know it's all right

527
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Speaker 2: if it's Will Ferrell because he's famous and everyone loves him.

528
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Speaker 2: Though it's interesting. I don't know how his son feels

529
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Speaker 2: about it, because if your dad's famous and everyone loves him,

530
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Speaker 2: maybe you go wricking it for me. But if you've

531
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Speaker 2: got a regular dad, how mortifying would that be?

532
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Speaker 1: Yeah? Well, my kids have said to me many times.

533
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Speaker 1: They've had functions and stuff that said, can you just

534
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Speaker 1: not be here?

535
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Speaker 2: Can you just even in your own home?

536
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Speaker 1: Yeah, and don't be you if you're there, just don't

537
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Speaker 1: be you. I am my son's own wedding. When I

538
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Speaker 1: was doing about to do the speech me to be there,

539
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Speaker 1: but he.

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Speaker 2: Said, just you know, yeah, don't amp it up to Joanes.

541
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Speaker 1: Just just tone it down a bit.

542
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Speaker 11: Dad.

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Speaker 2: I was just to threaten the kids that I'd come

544
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Speaker 2: to something dressed as cruel and with a big cigarette

545
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Speaker 2: holder and a giant coat made out of dogs.

546
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Speaker 1: That would be great.

547
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Speaker 3: We're all far that would be great. Well, I was

548
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Speaker 3: thinking about you know the movie Old School?

549
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Speaker 1: Did you ever see that?

550
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Speaker 2: Was it?

551
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Speaker 3: He plays Frank the Tank in it.

552
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Speaker 1: He's like this guy and he's the premise is they

553
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Speaker 1: all end up living back in our high school frat house.

554
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Speaker 3: I've forgotten why.

555
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Speaker 2: But the moon, he's an older guy's.

556
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Speaker 1: A wild guy Frank the tank. So he's a big

557
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Speaker 1: boozehound and party animal. And now he's he's become gentrified.

558
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Speaker 1: He's got his wife and he wants to just live

559
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Speaker 1: a quiet, quiet life. And he goes to this university

560
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Speaker 1: frat house.

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Speaker 14: I told my wife I wouldn't drink rite.

562
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Speaker 3: Besides, I got a fIF k tomorrow. Let's but you

563
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Speaker 3: guys have the great time. It's a big d I'm

564
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Speaker 3: doing right.

565
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Speaker 14: Well, actually pretty nice. On Saturday, we're gonna go a

566
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Speaker 14: whole depot.

567
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Speaker 2: Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring stuff like that.

568
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Speaker 3: Maybe bad bout in the eye.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know if we'll have enough time.

570
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Speaker 1: Then they give him a bee bong and and then

571
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Speaker 1: he's running the naked down the road while he's wife

572
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Speaker 1: was driving along.

573
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Speaker 3: Since he's running naked, that's what it's.

574
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Speaker 2: Well, look, the tribal DRM is going to beat for

575
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Speaker 2: Dad crashed the party. Yeah, sometimes dads can't help them.

576
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Speaker 3: Your dad at your twenty first trip over a tent peg.

577
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's the first time I see him a

578
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:46,560
Speaker 2: bit tipsy. Actually, So you know what a dramatic thing

579
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:47,040
Speaker 2: in my life?

580
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Speaker 3: Dad tripped over to so you heard the marquee in

581
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Speaker 3: the back. Did you have a spit raised?

582
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Speaker 2: We did, of course we did. That's what everyone did

583
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Speaker 2: when they were twenty one.

584
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Speaker 1: And what happened with that?

585
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Speaker 2: I just you know he'd had a few Benny Mozelle's

586
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Speaker 2: or a kab, probably only had it, but you know,

587
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Speaker 2: he didn't drink much. We didn't have a lot of

588
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,720
Speaker 2: alcohol in our house growing up. Sitting on my university

589
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:08,280
Speaker 2: friends are in the backyard, all being polite. Dad tripped

590
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:10,680
Speaker 2: over tent peg. But my dad used to threaten to

591
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Speaker 2: come to pick me up from school. Actually he would

592
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:14,840
Speaker 2: come in his pajamas to pick me up from bright

593
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:18,240
Speaker 2: yellow pajamas. He'd be in the car with the light on,

594
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:21,040
Speaker 2: and he threatened as a joke to get out and

595
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Speaker 2: come and grab me.

596
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Speaker 1: Imagine that that'd be terrible, terrible, Although you dressed up

597
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Speaker 1: as cruel, I'd like to.

598
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:34,160
Speaker 2: See where's who's its and what Dad crashed the party?

599
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 1: Facious, So Will Farrell has done it?

600
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:39,439
Speaker 2: Yeah he did. He crashed his son's party. There was

601
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Speaker 2: a university fraternity tailgate party. These are all words Sigma

602
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Speaker 2: Alpha fraternity that we've seen in movies and things. A

603
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:50,560
Speaker 2: big party at the university. Will Frell gets behind the

604
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Speaker 2: DJ booth and starts spinning the discs and clapping along and.

605
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Speaker 3: Wool and doing all that stuff.

606
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Speaker 2: Everyone loved it because he's will Frail. When it happens

607
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Speaker 2: to it's your own party and it's your own parents,

608
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,040
Speaker 2: it's not quite so charming.

609
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:04,600
Speaker 1: You didn't get to go to Jack's party. Jack was

610
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:06,159
Speaker 1: your son, was going to have a party, but then

611
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:07,879
Speaker 1: that damn pandemic ruined them.

612
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was for his eighteenth and I kind.

613
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:11,520
Speaker 3: Of wanted to see how you would fear at that part.

614
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:12,440
Speaker 2: Why what did you think?

615
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:13,879
Speaker 3: I just want I just wanted to see you.

616
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Speaker 2: Is this because I've often threatened to turn up, just

617
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 2: as Cruel and Deville.

618
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Speaker 1: At their school start at the school, I can see

619
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Speaker 1: you show up. Wre's my drink?

620
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Speaker 2: Yeah fresh? And mummy's gin.

621
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Speaker 3: Mom, it's nine o'clock in the morning.

622
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:29,399
Speaker 2: Okay, what is There's no bar, No mats don't match me.

623
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Speaker 1: The drivel drummers beating.

624
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:35,960
Speaker 3: Dad crashed the party.

625
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Speaker 2: Thank the Take Debbie's choice, Hello Debbie, what happened?

626
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:42,000
Speaker 5: Well?

627
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:42,680
Speaker 10: It was my.

628
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 11: Dad at my twenty first birthday party. It was a

629
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:48,640
Speaker 11: drinking competition and he brought out a yard glass.

630
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Speaker 10: If you know what a yard glass?

631
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Speaker 17: Yes, indeed, so he was keeping up with the young guys,

632
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Speaker 17: and he sold a full glass that you could see.

633
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Speaker 11: As soon as he finished, he was he wasn't going

634
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Speaker 11: to stay down for very long. He took a couple

635
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:08,520
Speaker 11: of steps away and then it all come up and

636
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:10,560
Speaker 11: vomited all under the garden.

637
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:15,520
Speaker 2: While everyone was watching. He saying, hey, look at me, skull, skull.

638
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:18,160
Speaker 2: Then everyone's watching him as he spews on the garden.

639
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:19,880
Speaker 11: Well, he was a hero.

640
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:20,639
Speaker 13: After that.

641
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:21,960
Speaker 11: I thought he was great.

642
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:23,440
Speaker 2: How did you feel, though? Dead?

643
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:26,440
Speaker 11: Very embarrassed. I'm very embarrassed.

644
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:32,720
Speaker 3: Dad's the hero. He spewed on the garden as Debbie Thunderstone.

645
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:34,160
Speaker 2: Happy birthday, Debbie.

646
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:34,960
Speaker 1: Thank you.

647
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 2: Christie's joined us, Hello Christy, tell us about the party.

648
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Speaker 11: Oh this isn't my dad, this is actually.

649
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Speaker 1: My mum and the party yeah okay, So it.

650
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Speaker 11: Was actually a fundraiser for my friend and she has

651
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:51,520
Speaker 11: a little bit of a reputation and rather than enjoy

652
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:53,239
Speaker 11: the night like we all did, she had to be

653
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:56,480
Speaker 11: go one up and was actually kicked out after having

654
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:59,760
Speaker 11: too many drinks. So picked up on a security camera

655
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Speaker 11: and kicked out oh.

656
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:04,760
Speaker 2: No, oh no, like in front of.

657
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 11: Everyone, in front of everybody. So that was the end

658
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:10,440
Speaker 11: of my night, sir night and everybody's night.

659
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:11,640
Speaker 1: A fundraiser.

660
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 3: I know we're raising money.

661
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:15,560
Speaker 2: How did you feel, Christy?

662
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,120
Speaker 11: A bit like they'd be very embarrassed. But she was

663
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Speaker 11: the hero and still continues to be the hero.

664
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Speaker 2: See it's like Will Ferrell, who we are saying, wasn't

665
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:24,360
Speaker 2: it great? Look at him doing that? Who knows what

666
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:27,560
Speaker 2: his son was thinking? Well, it's your own parent. It's different,

667
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 2: isn't it. Jonesy and Amanda yeahs podcast.

668
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:36,960
Speaker 17: Get up Lady bod just.

669
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Speaker 3: Way too early for this guy for the weekend.

670
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Speaker 1: Hello, there the tribal drummers beating. Dad crashed the party.

671
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,600
Speaker 1: Will Farrell, his son's at the university.

672
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:52,560
Speaker 2: There have a tailgate party for the Sigma Alpha Mu fraternity.

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Speaker 2: I was invited. I chose not to go, but you know,

674
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Speaker 2: he turns up and because he's Will Farrel, he can

675
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Speaker 2: do it. He puts on the headphones and he runs

676
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Speaker 2: a d jo. Yeah yeah, spinning the discs.

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Speaker 1: I can imagine you doing that at your son's frat house. Yeah,

678
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Speaker 1: playing a bit of Barry Manilow clearing the rooms.

679
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Speaker 2: From the Indigo Girls.

680
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Speaker 1: Where you're going, guys, come back.

681
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Speaker 2: Dad crashed the party that We've had some stories about

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Speaker 2: mums as well. But hello, Kelly, how are you? I'm

683
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Speaker 2: very well? How are you very well? What happened at

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Speaker 2: the party.

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Speaker 18: Well, it was actually not my parents.

686
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Speaker 11: It was my grandmother and she had a couple of drinks.

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Speaker 12: It was yeah, so my curtain's landing was going really well,

688
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Speaker 12: and Nan has his songs, not obsession, but she likes

689
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Speaker 12: her nylon dresses and her nylon stockings. So she leant

690
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Speaker 12: over a candle and her dress caught.

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Speaker 18: Police caught on fire.

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Speaker 2: Right, And what happened after that?

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Speaker 18: It was fine, like it was put out straight away,

694
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Speaker 18: but I thought I had to take her home and

695
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Speaker 18: you know, get it cleaned up and put it in.

696
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Speaker 18: But yeah, it was a really boring wedding that was

697
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Speaker 18: kind of sounds still.

698
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Speaker 2: Find it amazing.

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Speaker 1: Grandma caught on went up, stop dropping roll Grandma straight

700
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Speaker 1: into the car. Oh, Kelly, that's great.

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Speaker 3: Sarah's joining.

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Speaker 5: Hello Sarah, Hi, guys, how are you right?

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Speaker 12: Well?

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Speaker 2: Who's this story about?

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Speaker 5: So this is about my mom?

706
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Speaker 2: The women do all the dads on what happened?

707
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Speaker 5: So I had graduation, and we all had a like

708
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Speaker 5: a disco scene with my school after graduation, and we

709
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Speaker 5: all went and my mom came along.

710
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Speaker 11: With us as well. Parents were invited.

711
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Speaker 5: My mom got very drunk and we were all dancing together,

712
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Speaker 5: me and all the school friends, and all of a sudden,

713
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Speaker 5: my friends just hap me on the shoulder. She's like

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Speaker 5: your mom, and was pointing behind me. And I turned

715
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Speaker 5: around and my mom was absolutely hemmen dropping it low

716
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Speaker 5: on the floor in front of my principal and all

717
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Speaker 5: my teachers.

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Speaker 1: Still on the strip of drop.

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 5: Now, I was absolutely mortified. My friends thought it was hilarious.

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Speaker 11: Of course, was absolutely mortified.

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Speaker 2: Oh you know your parents can breathe in and out

723
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Speaker 2: in the embarrassing teas, let alone, as you say, doing

724
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Speaker 2: the stripper drop in front of the principal.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I mentioned my daughter's school one time and all

726
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Speaker 1: I said to the teacher was how you doing? And Ramedy,

727
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Speaker 1: don't I just want to just say how you do?

728
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Speaker 13: It?

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Speaker 2: Isn't that hilarious? Sarah's mum is the hero to everyone

730
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Speaker 2: except Sarah Thank you.

731
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Speaker 1: Podcast.

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Speaker 2: I read a tweet yesterday and tell me what you

733
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Speaker 2: think about this? It said, stop asking my twelve year old.

734
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Speaker 2: If he has a girlfriend, he's twelve. He's a child

735
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Speaker 2: who likes comic books and screaming outside for no reason.

736
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:48,680
Speaker 2: Relationships are not for children. Stop telling kids you're so cute,

737
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:50,560
Speaker 2: you're handsome, you're beautiful. I bet all the boys, all

738
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:53,080
Speaker 2: the girls will be trying to date you. Why not

739
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,120
Speaker 2: just say you're kind, You've got a great sense of humor.

740
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Speaker 2: If you want a society that goes beyond skin deep,

741
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,520
Speaker 2: you have to change the language and the culture at home.

742
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:03,880
Speaker 2: Isn't it interesting? When I grew up, no one spoke

743
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Speaker 2: about boyfriends or girlfriends. This might just have been my family.

744
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Speaker 2: I don't know, but I'd watch The Brady Bunch and

745
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:10,680
Speaker 2: they're always on it. Oh, jan if you know, I

746
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:13,160
Speaker 2: remember George Glass. Because she don't want to be left out,

747
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Speaker 2: she had to have a boyfriend, which she'd have been

748
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Speaker 2: about twelve, wouldn't she Yeah, twelve or thirteen. But I

749
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Speaker 2: wonder if popular culture has made this seem so And

750
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Speaker 2: I really liked the idea of hey, you know what,

751
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Speaker 2: let's and it's not even sexualizing kids. It's adult in

752
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:32,000
Speaker 2: kids too soon. If you like a girl at school,

753
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Speaker 2: it doesn't mean she's your girlfriend.

754
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Speaker 1: I always find that women seem to be more interested

755
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Speaker 1: in the when they see a kid.

756
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Speaker 3: I've got a girlfriend.

757
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Speaker 2: I think you're I think it's probably. It's probably. Even

758
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Speaker 2: if I say anything to my children they're twenty and

759
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Speaker 2: twenty two, Harley will call out from the other room.

760
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Speaker 2: You don't have to answer that. He runs to friends.

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Speaker 1: Is he a counsel? I'm representing these young fellows. Well,

762
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Speaker 1: I think it's worthy of going down to the joji.

763
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Speaker 1: The matter of answer the pub test, Yeah, relationships are

764
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Speaker 1: not for children?

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Speaker 2: Does it pass the pubis or is it fun? On it?

766
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Speaker 2: And also I've been reading about this Information for a

767
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Speaker 2: Better Health website, this government website saying that we should

768
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Speaker 2: be talking to kids about relationships and partnering and what

769
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Speaker 2: that means and blah blah blah.

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Speaker 1: What do you think?

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Speaker 10: I don't know.

772
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Speaker 2: What do you think? What are we phrasing it as

773
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Speaker 2: relationships are not for children? Does or is this kind

774
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Speaker 2: of talk? Okay? Our next guest is a literary sensation.

775
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:34,279
Speaker 2: He is a master storyteller. His work has captured the

776
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Speaker 2: hearts of readers worldwide. From his best selling novels Boys, Swallows,

777
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Speaker 2: Universe and All Our shimmering Skies to his compelling features

778
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Speaker 2: in the Weekend Australian magazine. Trent Dalton has proven time

779
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Speaker 2: and time again he is a force to be reckoned with.

780
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,240
Speaker 2: He's got a new book out called Lola in the Mirror.

781
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Speaker 2: We are both thrilled to have him on the show.

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Speaker 2: Trent Dalton, Hello.

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Speaker 10: Hey, Amanda, Hey Jonesy. It's such an honor to be

784
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Speaker 10: talking to you. Guys.

785
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Speaker 2: We as both such big fans. And what a trajectory

786
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Speaker 2: you have had from a newspaper journal to a world

787
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Speaker 2: famous author. What have been some of your pinch me moments?

788
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Speaker 2: Because you're still such a regular guy, it seems, what

789
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Speaker 2: have been the moments where you go, I can't believe

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Speaker 2: this is happening.

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Speaker 10: This, I take you back, honestly, Can I tell you

792
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,799
Speaker 10: what's not in Voice Fallows universe? In that world of

793
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Speaker 10: drugs and holes in the walls and blood on the floor.

794
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Speaker 10: Is the Dalton boys watching you, Amanda, and one of

795
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Speaker 10: them Landry Denton, and making us laugh and taking us

796
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Speaker 10: away from all that nonsense and so this.

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Speaker 2: Ah.

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Speaker 10: But yeah, like you know, pinch me. In terms of

799
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Speaker 10: the show, they're panning, you know, Netflix are turning that

800
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Speaker 10: book into this show that my wife and kids and

801
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Speaker 10: I just watched recent recently on a preview, and my

802
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:56,600
Speaker 10: here's the pinch me moment that shows about to go

803
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Speaker 10: to one hundred and fifty countries across the world and

804
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:03,400
Speaker 10: where our little suburban home watching it on Netflix, and

805
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Speaker 10: my eldest daughter starts weeping because she's seeing characters inspired

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Speaker 10: by her grandparents essentially, you know, in a world where

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Speaker 10: she doesn't know about, right, she's sixteen. And then she

808
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:18,040
Speaker 10: starts weeping and I grab her fingers across the lounge

809
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Speaker 10: and I'm like, oh, honey, is it too sad? And

810
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Speaker 10: then she goes, she goes, Dad, it's too beautiful. So yeah,

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Speaker 10: like so that that's a real pinch me moment, and yeah,

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Speaker 10: it's it's just every moment. And then the best ones

813
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Speaker 10: are the ones where everyone comes up and goes, hey, like,

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Speaker 10: thank you for writing about the darkness.

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Speaker 2: Bring you're bringing me some light, you know, well, the

816
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 2: searching for the light. You grew up in a housing

817
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Speaker 2: commissioned scenario. And as you say, you can tap into

818
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 2: this darkness. How have you been able to find the

819
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:52,200
Speaker 2: light where others haven't? And have your books helped other

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Speaker 2: people do this.

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Speaker 11: Ah and I.

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Speaker 10: Think I think the big difference with me and a

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Speaker 10: lot of people, you know, everyone asked me about like

824
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Speaker 10: I had this person asked me, how do we solve

825
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Speaker 10: youth crime? And I was like, that's such a big question.

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Speaker 10: But one thing is allow the people to love those

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Speaker 10: mainly young boys who have come in those kinds. Keep

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Speaker 10: those boys with the people who can love them best.

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Speaker 10: You know, Mum got pulled away and stuff, and like

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Speaker 10: that was a massive hurdle for her to get over

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Speaker 10: and stuff, but she never stopped loving her full son

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Speaker 10: all through that. There's no time in which she's not

833
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:28,839
Speaker 10: going I will kick you all up the backside if

834
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Speaker 10: you follow us down this road. And my old man

835
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Speaker 10: was the same in that world of housing commission and stuff.

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Speaker 10: So I feel for anyone just doesn't have love's.

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Speaker 1: And there's a belief when someone goes to jail that

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Speaker 1: it's a predetermined path that their kids will follow them

839
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Speaker 1: down that path. But one of the great misconceptions about

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Speaker 1: Australia is we have the lowest rate of recip of

841
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Speaker 1: theism in the world as far as when people go

842
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Speaker 1: to jail, they're not likely to go back to jail.

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Speaker 1: Everyone says a revolving prison system. But it's better to

844
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Speaker 1: keep someone out of jail than be in jail.

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Speaker 10: And you give me chills. I try and tell people

846
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:10,960
Speaker 10: that relentlessly. Please keep the connection between the mum, in

847
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Speaker 10: particular female prisoners in their mums, who are doing the

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Speaker 10: toughest lags of them all because they've got kids on

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Speaker 10: the outport. Every hardened crim will tell you a mum

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Speaker 10: will do a lag harder than anyone. I'm going to

851
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Speaker 10: get emotional, mate, but but it's so true, and we

852
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:25,800
Speaker 10: need to keep that connection going. We need to allow

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Speaker 10: the mum to return to being a mum again. And

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Speaker 10: because she will not, she will not repeat offend. That's

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Speaker 10: You're so right, because there's no greater lesson than having

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Speaker 10: your time away from the people you love.

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Speaker 2: And the idea too, that the lightness and the darkness

858
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Speaker 2: can exist side by side. There's no there's a million

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Speaker 2: shades of gray.

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Speaker 10: Yep, Oh we are not one thing, are we.

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Speaker 3: Well, you're writing great stuff.

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Speaker 1: A million shades of gray, by the way, has already

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Speaker 1: been taken. It's a lot, it's a lot.

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Speaker 3: I won't go down that road.

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Speaker 10: I won't go into too much gray.

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Speaker 2: Don't watch with your kids, maybe me in Shades of Gray.

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Speaker 1: That's a lot of process. Trade.

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Speaker 3: It's great to talk to you.

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Speaker 1: Lola in the Mirror is on sale now from all

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Speaker 1: Good Bookstores, Trent Dalton. It's been a treat.

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Speaker 10: It's been my absolute pleasure. I love you guys, so

872
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Speaker 10: thank you so much.

873
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Speaker 3: Gem Nation when.

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Speaker 2: God, I want you to get on right now.

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Speaker 14: I'm taking pleasing.

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Speaker 9: Now go to your windows, shit your head on a yell, hell.

877
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Speaker 1: Down to the Jonty, the matter around to the pub

878
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Speaker 1: test today. Relationships for children past the pa.

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Speaker 2: It sounds weird, but what this came from was a

880
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Speaker 2: tweet that I saw that said stop asking my twelve

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Speaker 2: year old if he has a girlfriend. He's twelve. He's

882
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Speaker 2: a child who likes comic books and screaming outside for

883
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Speaker 2: no reason. Relationships are not for children. Stop telling kids.

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Speaker 2: You're so cute, you're handsome, you're beautiful. I bet all

885
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:53,719
Speaker 2: the boys or girls are trying to date you. Why not,

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Speaker 2: You're so kind, You've got such a great sense of humor.

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Speaker 2: If you want a society that goes more than skin deep,

888
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 2: you have to change the language and the culture, starting

889
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Speaker 2: at home. And it does seem that we do say

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Speaker 2: to kids when they littly got a boyfriend, like any

891
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:07,799
Speaker 2: friend at school, that's of the opposite sex that your

892
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,759
Speaker 2: boyfriend's at your girlfriend. I don't like it.

893
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:11,480
Speaker 1: Women seem to do all the time. I think it's

894
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:14,759
Speaker 1: a condition. It's just a part of small talk. Really

895
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:15,320
Speaker 1: for kids.

896
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,279
Speaker 2: It was your own children.

897
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:18,480
Speaker 3: It was just footy.

898
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:21,480
Speaker 2: Well, when I was a kid, we never spoke like this,

899
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 2: even as a teenager. But I'd watched The Brady Bunch

900
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:26,160
Speaker 2: and the kids are twelve or thirteen in that show,

901
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,480
Speaker 2: and they all had to have boyfriends and girlfriends.

902
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,640
Speaker 3: You just had to make up a fake boyfriend.

903
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:33,359
Speaker 2: I know I was involved with George Glass. I didn't

904
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:38,520
Speaker 2: want to tell her that he was too timy relationships

905
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:40,479
Speaker 2: for children, you know what we mean? Does this pass

906
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:41,120
Speaker 2: the pub test?

907
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:44,920
Speaker 17: I will generally say no, too young to know things

908
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 17: about life and the importance of love, et cetera. However,

909
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:50,480
Speaker 17: I will say there's an exception to the rule, because

910
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:53,359
Speaker 17: you do occasionally hear of people who have beendiced since

911
00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:57,120
Speaker 17: I was sixteen and madly in love. It's literally having

912
00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:59,320
Speaker 17: a boy who's a friend, but calling them a boyfriend.

913
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:00,520
Speaker 11: It doesn't pass the.

914
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:03,439
Speaker 2: Pubcast yeah, well, so it doesn't pass the pup test.

915
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:05,480
Speaker 10: It's a bit embarrassing and inappropriate.

916
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:08,480
Speaker 2: Miami does it all the time to my young daughter, and.

917
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:10,759
Speaker 1: I think it's inappropriate, So now it doesn't pass the

918
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:11,239
Speaker 1: puff test.

919
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:14,360
Speaker 18: I agree that Drie shouldn't have pressure put.

920
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:17,160
Speaker 17: On them about having a birth through a girlfriend sing

921
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:18,560
Speaker 17: all that my children went through.

922
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:21,480
Speaker 5: Used to have Valentine too, and I felt that for

923
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:24,320
Speaker 5: the love to sure the children, I don't think society

924
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:27,200
Speaker 5: should put pressure on the children at any age.

925
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:29,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're turning them into adults way before they need

926
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 2: to get into all of that stuff.

927
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 9: Yeah.

928
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:37,880
Speaker 2: Podcast that's on the weekend. Great Batist one thousand. We

929
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,840
Speaker 2: spoke to Shane van Ginsberg and yesterday.

930
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 3: He left it all on the track when he did

931
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:43,399
Speaker 3: this our end of view.

932
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:46,120
Speaker 2: It's funny because when I saw him being interviewed after

933
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:48,719
Speaker 2: the race, Harley and I both said, hasn't he come

934
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:50,359
Speaker 2: a long way in the way he speaks to the media,

935
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:52,800
Speaker 2: because he used to be kind of shy and monosyllabic,

936
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 2: And then he was with us the next day he said,

937
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 2: I'm up too early. It could have done aother few

938
00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:59,880
Speaker 2: hours sleep and fair enough. But for the sponsors and

939
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:01,440
Speaker 2: all of that. They do have obligation.

940
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:03,080
Speaker 3: What did you think of his burnout?

941
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:06,239
Speaker 2: What's that? Did you do one at the end?

942
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:07,760
Speaker 3: He he did a massive burn.

943
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:08,400
Speaker 2: Out after it had won.

944
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:10,800
Speaker 1: Or dury, you don't do it.

945
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:14,400
Speaker 2: There are people in the crowd show showy with shoey.

946
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:17,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, did he do that? Didn't do the shoe?

947
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 3: Good on him? Don't do the shoe He don't need

948
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:19,920
Speaker 3: to do that.

949
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 2: Well, we might. We've got radio awards on the weekend,

950
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:25,719
Speaker 2: we'll do shoeies and the next morning for our social obligations,

951
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:30,040
Speaker 2: we'll do one before, during and after. But anyway, with bathist,

952
00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:32,360
Speaker 2: I was reading the story about a massive parking blunder.

953
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:35,600
Speaker 2: Supercar fans have been left unable to access their own vehicles.

954
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:40,680
Speaker 2: It says after a large parking blunder, one disgruntled fan

955
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,239
Speaker 2: one took to social media to reveal how he and

956
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 2: dozens of others were instructed to park in rows. So

957
00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:49,640
Speaker 2: they're told, come over here, one row of cars parked there,

958
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,279
Speaker 2: another row parked there. They'll get out of their cars

959
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:54,759
Speaker 2: and wander off to come back and discover a third row.

960
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:55,720
Speaker 11: Third.

961
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:57,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so the ones in the middle were stuck.

962
00:42:57,920 --> 00:42:59,360
Speaker 2: One guy said he went there to drop off his

963
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:02,160
Speaker 2: grand or and he stuck there till six per No.

964
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:06,760
Speaker 1: Imagine those fluoro sticks, They just hand them out to anyone,

965
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:07,800
Speaker 1: to any idiot.

966
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 2: Well, Brendan, thank you.

967
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,399
Speaker 3: This story what you went to gave me.

968
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:16,719
Speaker 2: PTSD an incident I had in Bathist. I went to

969
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:19,319
Speaker 2: it was called Mitchell College then but Charles Sturt Union now,

970
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:23,520
Speaker 2: and we had a village fair every year and it

971
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:25,960
Speaker 2: was fun, as you know, lots of great stuff. And

972
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:29,640
Speaker 2: I once had to do a clown. I worked in

973
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:33,120
Speaker 2: a theater troup where we did a clown thing.

974
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:33,600
Speaker 1: What did you do?

975
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:35,760
Speaker 2: I had to punce around and go inside a rocket.

976
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:40,440
Speaker 2: Stayed in there for several years. You just wander around, Yeah,

977
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:42,560
Speaker 2: you wander around, and there were you know, obviously people

978
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:44,880
Speaker 2: were drinking, There was music there stores. It was a

979
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:48,799
Speaker 2: big part of it. But I one year were all

980
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:51,239
Speaker 2: assigned if you lived on campus, you were assigned some

981
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:55,320
Speaker 2: chores to do, and I was assigned to do some parking.

982
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:59,319
Speaker 3: When you say parking, you were organizing the parking.

983
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:03,759
Speaker 2: Agreed apparently, So all I knew was I pulled a

984
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:05,680
Speaker 2: face all morning. I didn't want to be there. Everyone

985
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:07,839
Speaker 2: else is up having fun at village fair and there

986
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:11,080
Speaker 2: down to this big oval trying to park, trying to

987
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:11,840
Speaker 2: direct people.

988
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:12,880
Speaker 3: To park cars.

989
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:15,919
Speaker 2: You probably and I wasn't watching what anyone was doing.

990
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:17,960
Speaker 2: I didn't go in there, going there and the same

991
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:21,839
Speaker 2: thing happened. There were rows of three, I think at

992
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:23,400
Speaker 2: one point there was a roll of four.

993
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 1: At what point did you walk away?

994
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:27,840
Speaker 2: Oh see, I did just a couple of hours in

995
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:29,080
Speaker 2: the morning, and then I left.

996
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:29,120
Speaker 3: And the.

997
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,520
Speaker 2: Old Grandpa came back to it was stuck there, but

998
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:35,759
Speaker 2: I was well gone by then. I was in a

999
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:43,319
Speaker 2: rocket because you what, what I will say this, I

1000
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:45,000
Speaker 2: don't often have a lot of common sense.

1001
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:48,839
Speaker 1: You park your car like it's stolen. That is, I see,

1002
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:51,200
Speaker 1: it's like it's been stolen.

1003
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:52,240
Speaker 2: I'm very good at parking.

1004
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:55,560
Speaker 3: Doors are open, there's smoke coming out of it.

1005
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:56,120
Speaker 2: That's not true.

1006
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:58,239
Speaker 3: It's like a gang stolen and just a band.

1007
00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:00,080
Speaker 2: None of that is true. But I don't have a

1008
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:02,960
Speaker 2: brain that works very well with common sense or spatial awareness.

1009
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,319
Speaker 2: Those two things are probably required if you're going to

1010
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:08,400
Speaker 2: set up a parking grid. Apologies to all those people

1011
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:11,279
Speaker 2: that was probably would it have been fifty years ago, No,

1012
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:12,240
Speaker 2: it'd be forty five.

1013
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:17,960
Speaker 3: Years people baths. We ain't seen this since the when

1014
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:18,919
Speaker 3: that clown.

1015
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:21,839
Speaker 2: Would have been early in nineteen eighty three.

1016
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:23,920
Speaker 3: That's right, it's twelve past eight.

1017
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:26,080
Speaker 2: Let's all move on. I'm almost over it.

1018
00:45:26,239 --> 00:45:30,000
Speaker 1: Gam In the world of reality TV shows, how many

1019
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:33,719
Speaker 1: reality TV shows? There's too many appearances to go on, Like,

1020
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:34,880
Speaker 1: you've been on how many.

1021
00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 3: Reality TV shows?

1022
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 2: I was a contestant on Dancing with the Stars and

1023
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:38,920
Speaker 2: then I was a host, so that.

1024
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:41,440
Speaker 1: Govern went the host it that's the trajectory.

1025
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:42,400
Speaker 2: How many have you done?

1026
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:43,760
Speaker 1: I've done two?

1027
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,640
Speaker 2: You did Full Monty for Monty and Dancing with the

1028
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:51,439
Speaker 2: Stars Stars? Is that too many? Is that too too many?

1029
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:52,520
Speaker 3: Has that too too many?

1030
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:52,719
Speaker 7: Well?

1031
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:56,480
Speaker 1: My trajectory as they told me, They said, if you

1032
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:59,160
Speaker 1: go on this show, then that will lead to something better,

1033
00:45:59,360 --> 00:45:59,960
Speaker 1: which never did.

1034
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:04,920
Speaker 2: Well, didn't you also audition for it takes two? Bay?

1035
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:07,440
Speaker 2: Will you sing with someone professional?

1036
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:11,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're.

1037
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:14,000
Speaker 2: Still waiting for that callback? Checked my phone because I've

1038
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:14,520
Speaker 2: got wine out.

1039
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:16,960
Speaker 3: They rang me and they said do you want to

1040
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:17,719
Speaker 3: go on the show?

1041
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:19,239
Speaker 1: And I went, oh, I'm not really much of a singer,

1042
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:20,919
Speaker 1: and they said, no, I think you'd be really good

1043
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 1: on this show. All right, fair enough did the audition.

1044
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 1: I don't know how it went, but yeah, still it

1045
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:29,760
Speaker 1: what's two thousand and six? Maybe I should check my emails. Maybe,

1046
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:32,759
Speaker 1: But my thing is there's no more reality TV for me.

1047
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:36,120
Speaker 1: Where you're going, well, unless the next show is hosting

1048
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:37,239
Speaker 1: Chipping Point.

1049
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:40,839
Speaker 2: I've got some news for you as the host. You've

1050
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:44,120
Speaker 2: never watched it, but it's being hosted by Todd Woodbridge.

1051
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:45,319
Speaker 1: It's a sweet, sweet gig.

1052
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:48,440
Speaker 2: You know that pony's gone that you didn't even recognize

1053
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:50,480
Speaker 2: it as a pony because your sweet gig. You've never

1054
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:50,920
Speaker 2: watched it.

1055
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:52,880
Speaker 1: Sweet, it's an easy gig. You do that for the

1056
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:56,080
Speaker 1: rest of your life. Look, that's because this gravy train

1057
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 1: can't run forever.

1058
00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:59,640
Speaker 2: I do know that there's a new show in town

1059
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:01,759
Speaker 2: and they will want you to be a contestant on it.

1060
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:03,560
Speaker 2: Celebrity embarrassing bodies.

1061
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:09,000
Speaker 1: You're a shoe in.

1062
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:13,520
Speaker 3: Oh thank you that did you watch Marks Singer last night?

1063
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:15,640
Speaker 2: No, I watched a snippet this.

1064
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 3: Theory that you brought to the table about the Marks Singer.

1065
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:20,560
Speaker 2: This guy has done a TikTok. This guy has done

1066
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:25,160
Speaker 2: a TikTok explaining how they actually make the show. The contestants,

1067
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:28,319
Speaker 2: so called celebrities, don't turn up week after week and

1068
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:30,680
Speaker 2: have all this secrecy and all of this sort of stuff.

1069
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:33,000
Speaker 2: It's all done in a very limited period of time.

1070
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:37,279
Speaker 15: Is that they film all of the reveals, all of them,

1071
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 15: every single one of them, every single mass singer.

1072
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:41,960
Speaker 7: They film all of them at the start. Okay, they

1073
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:44,520
Speaker 7: have them in the bank. Then the celebs they go off,

1074
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:46,840
Speaker 7: They go on a sound booth, they record their songs.

1075
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 1: The songs are then.

1076
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:52,640
Speaker 7: Just played each week and there's there's somebody inside the

1077
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:56,200
Speaker 7: suit dancing around on stage. It's not the celeb inside

1078
00:47:56,239 --> 00:47:59,600
Speaker 7: the suit. It's not And then depending on who they

1079
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:05,480
Speaker 7: want to feel that week, they just play the tapegging.

1080
00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:06,839
Speaker 2: And when you look at it, all the panelists who

1081
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:10,120
Speaker 2: are guessing at all the celebrities wear the same clothes everything,

1082
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:12,040
Speaker 2: So you could do it. All the reveals are done

1083
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:14,680
Speaker 2: in one go. It makes a lot of sense, doesn't it.

1084
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:16,120
Speaker 2: So who was on masked last night?

1085
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:23,480
Speaker 1: Well it wasn't as because what's the name spicy spicy spice?

1086
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:27,440
Speaker 2: Lost in spice. It was scary spice, Scary spice.

1087
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:29,600
Speaker 1: I don't know why I kip forgetting the name. Anyway,

1088
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 1: she she's too scary. Scary she gave me the finger

1089
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:34,240
Speaker 1: on the red carpet. Remember that.

1090
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,760
Speaker 2: You're asking for it. I wasn't asked.

1091
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:41,960
Speaker 3: Being much arming self, maybe I was.

1092
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:43,600
Speaker 2: Asking, did you say, how's the baby ware?

1093
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:47,120
Speaker 1: I did not mention that, but she she's not really

1094
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:49,200
Speaker 1: famil with our celebrities.

1095
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:54,319
Speaker 2: Your next door neighbor could be on it and you

1096
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:56,239
Speaker 2: wouldn't know, are you? Who are they?

1097
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:58,680
Speaker 3: So every week it can't be Baby Spice people.

1098
00:48:58,719 --> 00:48:59,160
Speaker 1: She knows.

1099
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 16: I think it might be baby Spies.

1100
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:03,880
Speaker 1: So the people of Channel ten, they came up with

1101
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:07,399
Speaker 1: a nice little dossier. So someone in promotions has got

1102
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:09,920
Speaker 1: some glitter and a glue stick and they've written a dossier.

1103
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:15,839
Speaker 2: He's Ellen Border, he's famous, he's Susie Maroney, everyone who's

1104
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:16,720
Speaker 2: ever been famous.

1105
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:19,080
Speaker 1: And you know what, last night, I think I think

1106
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:20,640
Speaker 1: the dossier is paying off.

1107
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:24,640
Speaker 16: This is definitely a voice that I'm familiar with, and

1108
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:27,840
Speaker 16: I reckon that I've matched the voice the way that

1109
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:31,080
Speaker 16: you sung that song. You're very articulate when you sing

1110
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Speaker 16: so and that is your style of singing. Yes, I

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Speaker 16: think it's none other than.

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Speaker 2: Baby SPI's getting closer. You ever know, could be me?

1113
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:46,200
Speaker 2: I could be unveiled as the baby Spice.

1114
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:48,840
Speaker 3: It could be Yeah, you could be old spies.

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00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:51,239
Speaker 2: I could be any of that. That's unfair, no fair enough.

1116
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:52,200
Speaker 1: I hate myself for that.

1117
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:53,520
Speaker 2: Why I don't care?

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00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:56,319
Speaker 1: I feel does mean it doesn't feel right. I take

1119
00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:58,680
Speaker 1: that back and me to strike that for sure. That's

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Speaker 1: why you've been leaving here dressed a giant thong.

1121
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:04,520
Speaker 2: No, that's not why you're going.

1122
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:08,479
Speaker 1: To be buried. This could be buried next to Craig

1123
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:10,040
Speaker 1: McGall They just buried them.

1124
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 2: It was hilarious. It looks like a coffins.

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00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:15,400
Speaker 1: Because when this gravy train ends, what am I going

1126
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 1: to do?

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00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:19,319
Speaker 2: You'll go on that show Essays Australia and by then

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00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:21,040
Speaker 2: they'll be soaring celebrities in half.

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00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:24,479
Speaker 1: Right, I'll do that. I wanted to lose some weight.

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00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:37,040
Speaker 9: Jonesy and Amanda Germs podcast, This is so exciting an

1131
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:39,600
Speaker 9: evening with Jonesy Demanda's coming up on Thursday of the

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Speaker 9: twenty third of November.

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00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:42,719
Speaker 1: It's my wedding anniversary that night.

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Speaker 2: What would you be doing if you weren't here, if

1135
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:46,120
Speaker 2: you weren't doing this with me on stage?

1136
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:48,359
Speaker 1: I don't know. Probably at Ramsey's the.

1137
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:52,719
Speaker 2: Exhibition Ramsey Street Street, when the Pharaohs moved into neighbors,

1138
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 2: all the sand they've lived everywhere.

1139
00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:58,399
Speaker 1: She's a big Egyptian PERV.

1140
00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:01,759
Speaker 3: She yeah, and she always wants to go there.

1141
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:02,839
Speaker 2: We can go there any time.

1142
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:03,640
Speaker 3: What's Egypt?

1143
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:06,200
Speaker 2: No, but you can go to this exhibition. But anyway,

1144
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:08,600
Speaker 2: let's not talk about that. Let's talk about us. We're

1145
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:11,600
Speaker 2: going to be live on stage at the Sydney Coliseum Theater.

1146
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:14,120
Speaker 2: We're going to have music, we're going to recreate our show.

1147
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:15,719
Speaker 2: You're going to meet everyone from our team. We're going

1148
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:19,040
Speaker 2: to be doing it live. Tickets are on sale at

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00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:21,000
Speaker 2: ticketek dot com. Do you but every day this week

1150
00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:24,000
Speaker 2: you can win a double with us with who said dat?

1151
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:26,600
Speaker 1: Jim Y Rye will read out some different quotes that

1152
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:27,960
Speaker 1: you and I have both said, and you'll have to

1153
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:29,640
Speaker 1: guess which one of us said it.

1154
00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:34,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, the person who answers question three correctly gets the tickets.

1155
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:36,959
Speaker 3: We've got Tony of Jandera, Hello, Tony.

1156
00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:39,880
Speaker 11: Hi, Jonesy love you guys.

1157
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:43,799
Speaker 2: Hello. All right, Well, Ryan's going to read out a

1158
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:45,960
Speaker 2: sentence or a phrase, and you have to tell us

1159
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:47,840
Speaker 2: which of us said this was it? Jones, you or me?

1160
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:49,000
Speaker 2: Here we go okay.

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00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:53,600
Speaker 14: Number one, I love the smell of old spice and

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00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:55,240
Speaker 14: old seamen.

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00:51:57,960 --> 00:52:00,920
Speaker 2: That sounds before the police were called. Who had said that?

1164
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:01,719
Speaker 1: Who said that?

1165
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:02,200
Speaker 3: Tony?

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00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:05,640
Speaker 10: Oh my god, Amanda, you could not have said that.

1167
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:07,720
Speaker 11: I'm going to go with Jones.

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00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:12,040
Speaker 1: Let's see, I love the smell of old spice.

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00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:15,240
Speaker 2: There's a long pause after that, as you can imagine,

1170
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:18,680
Speaker 2: I misspoke. You're off to question number two. Now here

1171
00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:20,920
Speaker 2: is phrase number two, Tony.

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00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:25,840
Speaker 14: You're actually doing this. You're taking your underpants off at work?

1173
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:27,400
Speaker 2: Who said that?

1174
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:30,920
Speaker 11: I'm going to have to go with you, Amanda.

1175
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:35,200
Speaker 2: Let's see, you're actually doing this. You're taking your underpants

1176
00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:38,719
Speaker 2: off at work? Oh I think I think I saw

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00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:45,320
Speaker 2: a ball bag like I am. Now you're up to

1178
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:49,359
Speaker 2: up to number three. If you get this right, you're

1179
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:52,000
Speaker 2: coming to see us on stage. Who said this?

1180
00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:58,640
Speaker 14: I'm happy to wash your bum.

1181
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:01,360
Speaker 11: I have to go with Doon.

1182
00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:02,319
Speaker 2: Let's see.

1183
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:05,160
Speaker 3: I'm happy to watch your mom if you need it done.

1184
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:07,640
Speaker 3: And I will not say a word.

1185
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:11,440
Speaker 1: There'll be no comments. That'll be okay.

1186
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:13,920
Speaker 2: I think getting off on that. That's what I had

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Speaker 2: my hippen placement.

1188
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:16,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm happy. How about and I would you would

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00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:17,759
Speaker 3: not have a comment out of me.

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00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:22,239
Speaker 1: Ye're right, it's true. You you'd be like, wouldn't shut up?

1191
00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:28,080
Speaker 1: You wouldn't shut up me. If you want someone to

1192
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:29,759
Speaker 1: wash your moum, Tony, I'm the guy.

1193
00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:35,440
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll keep that in mind. That's his LinkedIn profile

1194
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:36,680
Speaker 2: is dating profile.

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00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:39,480
Speaker 11: To come and see you, guys. I'm so excited.

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00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:42,680
Speaker 2: I was going to buy tickets anyway, brilliant. Now you

1197
00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:43,239
Speaker 2: don't have to.

1198
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Speaker 1: That's cool. You looking forward to seeing.

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Speaker 10: This?

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Speaker 2: Is this is great, this is wonderful. Congratulations. Tickets are

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00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,000
Speaker 2: on sound now through ticket Tech and Evening with Jones

1202
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:55,840
Speaker 2: and Amanda an iHeart Live event. It's going to be massive,

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00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:59,440
Speaker 2: presented by Tiepower Get the power of Australia's biggest independent

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Speaker 2: Tie network, Jes and Amanda's Notion podcast.

1205
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:07,240
Speaker 1: My wife's birthday tomorrow? Is it eleventh of October? Whisper

1206
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:12,000
Speaker 1: I said to her. We were having a good discussion yesterday.

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00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:13,360
Speaker 1: I said, what do you want for your birthday? Do

1208
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:15,719
Speaker 1: you want some jewels? I got plenty of jewels, she says.

1209
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:17,960
Speaker 1: I said, do you want do you need some perfume?

1210
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:21,160
Speaker 1: Some perfume? I said, do you want like a like

1211
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:23,680
Speaker 1: a facial or something like that.

1212
00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:25,840
Speaker 2: Would she like a nice weekend away somewhere without it?

1213
00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:28,960
Speaker 1: She doesn't want that. She doesn't want that. And I said, well,

1214
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:32,000
Speaker 1: what about a high pressure washer from Bunning? She seemed

1215
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,680
Speaker 1: to want one of those and she said, no, don't

1216
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:35,040
Speaker 1: give me that.

1217
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:37,520
Speaker 2: No, do you remember that from its mother's Day? We

1218
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:40,200
Speaker 2: got our hose reel? And she said, I haven't had

1219
00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:44,080
Speaker 2: a mother's Day. Yeah, have you learned nothing? Remember our

1220
00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:48,719
Speaker 2: former boss here and it was his wife's birthday and

1221
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:51,440
Speaker 2: he bought He was American, but you know, he and

1222
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:53,680
Speaker 2: his wife were living in Australia and enjoying it, and

1223
00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:57,279
Speaker 2: he bought her a convict brick And I said right,

1224
00:54:57,880 --> 00:54:59,440
Speaker 2: And I said are you going to put something with it?

1225
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:01,680
Speaker 2: And he said In the end he went and bought

1226
00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:04,040
Speaker 2: a necklace that went with it, and he thanked me afterwards.

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00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:08,120
Speaker 2: It's a nice romantic notion, but to receive a brick

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00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:11,920
Speaker 2: as a gift, no hose real, no.

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Speaker 1: High pressure water butt, no a gurny. No, I've got

1230
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:26,399
Speaker 1: plenty of time. That's today and tomorrow. I should mention

1231
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:28,839
Speaker 1: as well. Being October, it's a motorcycle awareness month.

1232
00:55:29,239 --> 00:55:31,640
Speaker 2: What happens? What are the issues this month?

1233
00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:34,719
Speaker 3: Just be aware, don't kill us.

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00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:38,360
Speaker 2: Great every year, isn't there a different kind of you know,

1235
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:40,280
Speaker 2: different kind of push?

1236
00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:41,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, either, just awareness.

1237
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:43,560
Speaker 2: I'm sure there is. You a was an ambassador. I

1238
00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:44,400
Speaker 2: haven't read the brochure.

1239
00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:46,919
Speaker 3: No, I ride every day.

1240
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:50,200
Speaker 1: You know, I'm a fully committed motorcyclist.

1241
00:55:50,239 --> 00:55:51,400
Speaker 3: I'm trying to actually appropriately.

1242
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:53,320
Speaker 1: You're going to help me with my Instagram post.

1243
00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:55,120
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to work it with your grammar and

1244
00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:55,680
Speaker 2: your apostrophe.

1245
00:55:55,719 --> 00:55:57,680
Speaker 1: Well, not just which picture should I put in that.

1246
00:55:57,719 --> 00:56:01,160
Speaker 1: I've got a lot of pictures of me on motorbikes.

1247
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:04,319
Speaker 1: So there's me doing a wheel stand on my dear

1248
00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:06,440
Speaker 1: I said, there's me doing a big.

1249
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:08,480
Speaker 3: Slide out on the pe.

1250
00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:13,799
Speaker 1: There's me in double denim in the nineties on my

1251
00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:14,920
Speaker 1: CB nine hundred.

1252
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:17,040
Speaker 2: What about when your flow on your back after that accident?

1253
00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:18,120
Speaker 3: There is that one as well.

1254
00:56:18,280 --> 00:56:19,279
Speaker 2: No, don't post that.

1255
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:21,120
Speaker 3: Well, that's the whole fruit of the pie.

1256
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:24,359
Speaker 1: Motorcycles are dangerous. You can fall off and the consequences

1257
00:56:24,360 --> 00:56:24,960
Speaker 1: can be dire.

1258
00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:27,320
Speaker 2: Be made aware.

1259
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:30,960
Speaker 1: There's you cleaning my bike cleaning I've never done that.

1260
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:32,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's you, I've never done that.

1261
00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:34,840
Speaker 3: You standing there, Actually you're watching me.

1262
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:41,520
Speaker 1: Polish it that should I put that on there? Because

1263
00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:43,480
Speaker 1: if I put like a lot on there, like a

1264
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:45,399
Speaker 1: bunch of pictures to people, do you scroll through?

1265
00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:47,600
Speaker 3: Is say you put seven or eight pictures on depeople?

1266
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:50,520
Speaker 2: I think wanker. But that's even before I look at

1267
00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:51,160
Speaker 2: your Instagram.

1268
00:56:52,680 --> 00:57:05,240
Speaker 8: I'm not asking you for help for anything, Jamie, twenty

1269
00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:07,880
Speaker 8: thousand dollars picture for a second, what you'd do with that?

1270
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:10,120
Speaker 2: Now, all we have to do is give us a goolie.

1271
00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:11,839
Speaker 2: Our favorite goolie of the year is going to win

1272
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:12,480
Speaker 2: twenty grand.

1273
00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:13,560
Speaker 1: What have we got?

1274
00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:19,720
Speaker 19: My wife's goolies is that she is seek of my

1275
00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:29,919
Speaker 19: farty and berthie. She says she doesn't know whether to.

1276
00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:33,439
Speaker 2: Route me or shoot me. Yeah, I don't have much

1277
00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:35,200
Speaker 2: rootin is going to be going on there.

1278
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:38,720
Speaker 3: She certainly got the pick of the What else have

1279
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:39,160
Speaker 3: we got?

1280
00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:44,400
Speaker 6: What really gets my golies is when people have to

1281
00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:49,080
Speaker 6: use Karen. My name is Karen, and I'm a nice Karen.

1282
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:53,640
Speaker 6: We're not all horrible, but every time someone is slightly

1283
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:58,640
Speaker 6: horrible or says something they shouldn't, it's always are there

1284
00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:04,439
Speaker 6: a Karen? Please stop using my name? Okay, find another name.

1285
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:05,439
Speaker 19: I'm over it.

1286
00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:06,880
Speaker 2: Finish, Thank you.

1287
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:08,040
Speaker 1: That's so Karen.

1288
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:10,240
Speaker 2: But you know what's interesting is that this is one

1289
00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:12,840
Speaker 2: of the last stereotypes that we still propagate. A middle

1290
00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:15,480
Speaker 2: aged white woman. Someone complains to go, oh, yeah, that'd

1291
00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:18,040
Speaker 2: be right. We've lost our rights as middle aged white women.

1292
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:19,920
Speaker 2: I'm going to winge about.

1293
00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:22,400
Speaker 1: It become a minute and maybe it's an Amanda.

1294
00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:23,120
Speaker 2: Maybe it is an I'll own.

1295
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:25,760
Speaker 3: I've never met a bad Karen, haven't you.

1296
00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:26,600
Speaker 1: No, they're all good.

1297
00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:28,320
Speaker 2: Karen Carpenter was one of your faves.

1298
00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:31,720
Speaker 1: Well, I never met her, but she's a great drama,

1299
00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:32,520
Speaker 1: really good drumm.

1300
00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:33,800
Speaker 2: Well, will you rest your case?

1301
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:36,600
Speaker 1: Not a big eater, but terrible drum I'm screw on

1302
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:37,440
Speaker 1: a bad drama.

1303
00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:40,520
Speaker 2: She didn't like the drumstick though.

1304
00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:45,600
Speaker 1: Joke out with the bad in with the group.

1305
00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:48,680
Speaker 2: I'm wasted here, honestly, are you? Are you?

1306
00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:51,320
Speaker 1: If you dad, You're gonna waste Contact us via the

1307
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Speaker 1: iHeartRadio app.

1308
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Speaker 3: It is six to nine a favorite.

1309
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Speaker 2: Colorium out a Facebook friend. When's a double pass to

1310
00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:59,360
Speaker 2: see Dawn French. I just love her.

1311
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Speaker 1: She's great.

1312
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:01,960
Speaker 2: She returns to the stage with her one woman's stand

1313
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:05,080
Speaker 2: up show called Dawn French is a huge twat playing

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Speaker 2: Sydney State Theater in May. Ticket Thronsale now at livenation

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Speaker 2: dot com.

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Speaker 1: Do you kind of got to finesse out a little before.

1317
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:13,880
Speaker 2: The English say twat and it's kind of a softer

1318
00:59:13,960 --> 00:59:15,080
Speaker 2: word than the one we use.

1319
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Speaker 3: Jones a character.

1320
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Speaker 1: She was to colin some Stadler pencils as well, like

1321
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:24,680
Speaker 1: something out of a comedy. Will Farrell was filmed DJing

1322
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Speaker 1: his son's frat party the other day.

1323
00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:30,160
Speaker 2: The friends would have loved it. Everyone around was going great, great,

1324
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:32,919
Speaker 2: But was his son embarrassed? It's hard to tell because

1325
00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:36,000
Speaker 2: if your dad's not famous, it's even worse. Tribal drum

1326
00:59:36,040 --> 00:59:40,560
Speaker 2: was beating for parents crashed the party.

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Speaker 3: That's Frank.

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Speaker 2: The tank is Kelly from Campbelltown.

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Speaker 12: It was my grandmother and she had a couple of drinks.

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Speaker 12: It was here so my cattain claning was going really well.

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Speaker 12: And Nan has his son not obsession, but she loves

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Speaker 12: her nylon dresses and her nylon stocking.

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Speaker 18: So she leant over a candle and her dress cord.

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Speaker 18: Police caught on fire. It was fine, like it was

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Speaker 18: put out straight away, but I said I had to

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Speaker 18: take her home and you know, get it cleaned up

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Speaker 18: and put it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it was.

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Speaker 18: It was a really boring wedding.

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Speaker 2: I was kind of sounds still find it.

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01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:19,040
Speaker 1: When Granny immolated herself.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and they took it every party after that so

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Speaker 2: I could go home early, lean over the candles enough

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Speaker 2: he feel his back. Would your chance to take one

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Speaker 2: of w s f m's great escapes.

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Speaker 3: We'll be back from six tonight for jam Nation. Good

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Speaker 3: day to you, Well, thank god that's over.

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Speaker 5: Good bite, good bite wipe from your own.

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