Speaker 1: Imagine if the world was just full of people who
Speaker 1: get up in the morning, put on some atrociously bland outfit,
Speaker 1: then sit in a windowless office and send some emails
Speaker 1: about nothing important to then come back to their tragically
Speaker 1: bland home to eat their meat and three vegemed inner,
Speaker 1: chat to their partner about taxes or the inflation rate,
Speaker 1: then go to bed at a reasonable hour, then get
Speaker 1: up back again and do the same thing over and
Speaker 1: over and over again.
Speaker 2: Makes me sick. Well, we don't have any of that here.
Speaker 1: Instead, we're shaging the people who seem normal but anything,
Speaker 1: but they lead interesting, colorful, and sometimes scandalous lives, even
Speaker 1: if you don't notice it on first meat. This is
Speaker 1: concealed with me art simone. Time to meet our guest roleders.
Speaker 3: Heay please, Hi, I'm right, I live. I am thirty
Speaker 3: seven years old. I have been a hairdresser, m vidy
Speaker 3: therapist for sixteen years. Are in three heir and vity salons,
Speaker 3: Love a good movie and a good night corking at home?
Speaker 2: Short and sweet. Haha, Hello, right, how are you good?
Speaker 3: How are you?
Speaker 2: I'm doing really well? Actually, thank you, thanks for asking.
Speaker 2: So your hair's justsa yes, so you're still hairdressing.
Speaker 3: No, no, that's where you've got to figure out.
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, so you've gone from hair dressing into something else. Yep, okay,
Speaker 1: what do you not like about hairdressing?
Speaker 2: Hair? Because that would be really hard, you know, imagine
Speaker 2: if you like.
Speaker 3: I love the entire thing. I just find that it
Speaker 3: was my time to move on and do something else.
Speaker 1: Said it was my time to go. Yes, you know
Speaker 1: it's time to go, right, said Gretel. Colleen shows you
Speaker 1: how I saw like a faux hawk. We've got a
Speaker 1: fai hawk, a fox hawk. That's good.
Speaker 2: But you look you look like you're like smart, casual corporateer.
Speaker 2: You know, I don't.
Speaker 1: I've never worked in office because you work in an
Speaker 1: office in this I don't know.
Speaker 2: Do you have to have a tie these days? I
Speaker 2: don't know. You have a shirt on? I'll say you
Speaker 2: can a shirt on?
Speaker 1: And then as to show me the watch. Oh, it's
Speaker 1: like is a gucky good Year Oh nummies? All right,
Speaker 1: we've got a gucky watch. Rich Okay, is it real
Speaker 1: or fake?
Speaker 3: It is real?
Speaker 2: Rich? Rich?
Speaker 1: Okay, rise rich former hairdresser Okay, fauxhort are asking you
Speaker 1: three questions and from the answer to those three questions,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try and work out what you were concealing
Speaker 1: from me, and when I'm getting out, it's like what
Speaker 1: you've migrated into post snipping.
Speaker 2: Of the hair.
Speaker 3: Yep, ask away.
Speaker 2: Okay, first question, what is your worst habit?
Speaker 3: I don't think this is my worst habit, but people
Speaker 3: would say that I curse a lot.
Speaker 2: Oh it's not bad.
Speaker 1: Probably you're in a fucking safe space for that today,
Speaker 1: your little bitch, I love it. Okay, yeah, cussing. Probably
Speaker 1: can't do that when you're cutting the hair though. No,
Speaker 1: all right, well if people say that is your worst habit,
Speaker 1: But what do you think your worst habit is?
Speaker 3: When I get very very busy, I forget certain things. Yes,
Speaker 3: so it could be something like something cooking on the oven,
Speaker 3: or it could be that is quite serious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fire has it and running that down.
Speaker 1: But let's stay here with the curse, all right, right,
Speaker 1: Richie rich hairdress to form my historys a swearing fire breather.
Speaker 2: Okay, got that. Question.
Speaker 1: Number two, If you could time travel to a time
Speaker 1: and place, where would you go?
Speaker 3: Hands down, I would probably go back to medieval times.
Speaker 3: I love the idea of having like no built ups
Speaker 3: of burbia, being able to go and run through forests
Speaker 3: and just see nature.
Speaker 1: I just want to let you know you don't have
Speaker 1: to go back in time to medieval times to escape
Speaker 1: from suburbia.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's always people there, just.
Speaker 1: Kind of like the bush love, it's all right, Okay,
Speaker 1: medieval times, what specifically time was medieval in the date range?
Speaker 2: You know, I don't know. I don't know, before.
Speaker 3: Teens or fourteen hundred. Get myself a sword, okay.
Speaker 1: Okay, so sword legality is a big thing for you. Okay, yes,
Speaker 1: this is random. Okay, I'm gonna work it out.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Question number three, where are you most likely to be
Speaker 1: at a party with the sword.
Speaker 2: When I first get there?
Speaker 3: No, not the sword. I can't bring a sword to
Speaker 3: a party.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: When I first get there, I'll be looking around for
Speaker 3: a bowl of salt and vinegar chips, because, alright, a
Speaker 3: lover's pack.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: As I get into the party, I do like a
Speaker 3: good bonfire, staying nice and warm.
Speaker 2: Parties you're going to in the bush, okay.
Speaker 1: The medieval bush parties, but they still have salt vinegar
Speaker 1: chips with swords.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, yes, it all it's a big picture.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm definitely seeing a picture. Is it the right
Speaker 1: picture to know? Okay, let's recap, right. Former head dresser
Speaker 1: Richie rich Gucci watch. Likes to swear a lot, can
Speaker 1: leave things on the stove forgetful fire hazards okay, likes
Speaker 1: medieval old things in the thirteen slash fourteens, like swords, Me.
Speaker 2: Too, mane. And if you're at a party, be.
Speaker 1: Floating around the salt and vega chips and then migrating
Speaker 1: to the bottom fire.
Speaker 2: All right, what am I picking up? I need to
Speaker 2: pick up? Okay?
Speaker 3: What the fuck? Okay, close your eyes process, Yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Mean I can't see out of these lashes anyway, so
Speaker 1: my eyes are basically closed. St vinegar chips. Why are
Speaker 1: you telling me that salt mina chips vinegar?
Speaker 2: Oh? Bitter?
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm rude. Maybe you're rude? Oh swearing?
Speaker 1: Rude swearing? Okay, fire fires are angry. I'm getting a
Speaker 1: lot of angry vibes here. I'm drawing a picture. Come on,
Speaker 1: think I'm a lot of like, you know, good because
Speaker 1: no one nice like salted media chips.
Speaker 2: They're all mean. So do you yell at people for
Speaker 2: a living. I would love to yell at people for
Speaker 2: a living.
Speaker 1: You like you're like, ah, you're off, well, a professional insulter,
Speaker 1: That's what I think you are, a professional insulter.
Speaker 3: I am a witch. I own a witchcraft store. I've
Speaker 3: been practicing witchcraft for twenty four years and I'm also
Speaker 3: initiated into Haitian too. Do my day to day working
Speaker 3: lines looks like waking up providing offerings to the different
Speaker 3: spirits that I work with in servis at the store,
Speaker 3: we provide a whole range of services like tarror reading workshops,
Speaker 3: comsultations and spell work, as well as which he items
Speaker 3: for people to use.
Speaker 2: In spell work. Why are we talking about stolen media.
Speaker 3: Chips because it's delicious.
Speaker 2: There is a red hering.
Speaker 1: There was a red herring. Do you want to go
Speaker 1: to medieval time? You're gonna be burnt at the steak,
Speaker 1: your stupid bitch.
Speaker 2: Come on, no one's going to know. So ray is
Speaker 2: it a professional insult? And now he is a witch?
Speaker 2: Has he cast it a spell on me?
Speaker 1: Now? Is that how he arrived? The smoke behind me
Speaker 1: at the moment? Did he cast it? Is that from him?
Speaker 1: Is there a caldron here?
Speaker 2: Recipes. I could do some soup, all right, So we're
Speaker 2: here with Ray. He is not a professional insulter. No,
Speaker 2: you are a witch, I am. You're a witchy bitch.
Speaker 3: I like the biggest witch bitch of all.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this stupor hairdressing to witchy time. Let's
Speaker 2: go back.
Speaker 1: Can you explain what a witch is? Because at the moment,
Speaker 1: people are picturing a myriad of things of what a
Speaker 1: witch could be. It could be you know, the West
Speaker 1: Little Green bitch. You know, you know, Wicked, the movie
Speaker 1: there for me. At the moment, they might be thinking
Speaker 1: of Ariana Grande. You could be Ariana Grande. We never
Speaker 1: know what's a witch?
Speaker 3: Tell me it is all of the above. I think
Speaker 3: the is a witch.
Speaker 2: You've heard it here first confirmed.
Speaker 3: It does depend on who you ask. The meaning will
Speaker 3: change for me, which is somebody who lives outside of
Speaker 3: social norms, somebody who does practice a form of magic,
Speaker 3: which is witchcraft. Somebody who lives sort of on the edge,
Speaker 3: fights for injustice and appropriation, everything like that.
Speaker 2: So how do you become a witch?
Speaker 1: Then I can relate to a bunch of things you said,
Speaker 1: except for the bit where you said doing actual spells
Speaker 1: and stuff.
Speaker 2: So how do you go from like, you.
Speaker 1: Know, I've been a little bit left of center and
Speaker 1: then going alak exam ala kazoo, I don't.
Speaker 2: Like you do be do well?
Speaker 3: There you go.
Speaker 2: I done it. That was just someone I didn't like.
Speaker 2: I was thinking of them.
Speaker 3: I think for everybody it's different. For me, it was
Speaker 3: for like, I became a witch when I had an
Speaker 3: introduction to witchcraft. I've always loved, like growing up history
Speaker 3: and watching documentaries about Egypt and about pyramids and about mythology,
Speaker 3: and it kind of went from there from loving that
Speaker 3: to loving fantasy TV shows and movies and then reading
Speaker 3: a few books and boom.
Speaker 1: Well, what I've learned from this podcast is if you
Speaker 1: want to do something, just go and do it.
Speaker 3: You got to read it.
Speaker 2: You've got to read it.
Speaker 1: There's actually a lot of books that have been read.
Speaker 1: A lot of these guests that I've had, they're like,
Speaker 1: I read a book. We need to be sponsored by
Speaker 1: book Topia, okay, because we could actually have a compendium
Speaker 1: that goes with this and recommended books for people that
Speaker 1: want to get into all the things rather they do actually,
Speaker 1: So so you just kind of decide to be what essentially.
Speaker 3: Is the way you A lot of people do have
Speaker 3: a calling to that, to becoming a witch or having
Speaker 3: a magical practice in some way or form. I think
Speaker 3: under the umbrella of witchcraft, there are so many different
Speaker 3: spiritual paths and practices and magical traditions that some people
Speaker 3: accord to particular areas.
Speaker 2: So yours is to do Asian. I'm really smart Haitio.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, thinks.
Speaker 1: What's the difference between like that and witchcraft? Or is
Speaker 1: it kind of the same umbrella?
Speaker 3: So I was in a sheditation Voodoo compared to my
Speaker 3: witchcraft practice very very different culturally even cosmology, So how
Speaker 3: spirits came about or how they would do different ceremonies
Speaker 3: and rituals are very very different obviously, like cultural context
Speaker 3: as well. So one being in Haiti drawn from the
Speaker 3: slave trade compared to Europe who have had relatively not
Speaker 3: many issues besides fighting amongst each other.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, grumby bitches. Yes, well okay, So is zoo
Speaker 1: do like what we see in the movie? You know?
Speaker 3: Do you want it to be like what you've see
Speaker 3: in the movie.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I want to know, you know.
Speaker 3: It is from like when we say voodoo A lot
Speaker 3: of people do naturally think of, like American horror story
Speaker 3: coven that that was my favorite one. It's good. I'm
Speaker 3: going to probably say that it is ninety nine point
Speaker 3: nine percent inaccurate.
Speaker 2: You see on TV we miss here today.
Speaker 3: Yes, for me, voodoo is about that's in there somewhere.
Speaker 3: I got stopped witchcraft as well, Oh stop it. The
Speaker 3: voodoo is for for me is the family. It's about community,
Speaker 3: and it's about love, not stabbing dolls or anything like that.
Speaker 3: Not saying that you can't.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't want to reveal this, but I will.
Speaker 1: I have a few voodoo dolls, but not in the
Speaker 1: fact that anyone's actually like, I don't know, put any
Speaker 1: like spells on them. But my grandmother used to make
Speaker 1: me vooded of people that I didn't like and no joke,
Speaker 1: and she would make them when I was like in school.
Speaker 3: How big is a collection?
Speaker 2: Oh, we've got give me figures.
Speaker 1: There's only three because there was two that she made,
Speaker 1: and then my mum carried on the tradition when she
Speaker 1: passed away and made me another one back to the
Speaker 1: one that my grandmother made. Her one was made out
Speaker 1: of like old stockings. She nicknamed the guy that was
Speaker 1: mean to me smarty pants, so she put little smarties
Speaker 1: all over his pants and then I would stab him.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Sure, your grandmother wasn't a witch.
Speaker 2: Well, she definitely was a bitch.
Speaker 3: So's the same family.
Speaker 2: That's what she used to do.
Speaker 1: Because I'm not really good at farting, and I'm not
Speaker 1: really good at like being aggressive towards other people. So
Speaker 1: this is a nice passive way dab him in the dick.
Speaker 1: Oh should do the knees. Oh my god, you got
Speaker 1: a bag? Oh my god, job a vooty doll? This
Speaker 1: is oh my god.
Speaker 2: Stop.
Speaker 1: So you've just handed me this voodoo doll? What's inside
Speaker 1: of it? Because I can feel some things.
Speaker 3: So with that particular one, it is filled with rose
Speaker 3: and a few other herbs. Who it is for love.
Speaker 3: So with the.
Speaker 2: Dolls, I wish you could smell this, But as I
Speaker 2: smell this, you should do. It's nots lovely good.
Speaker 3: But with the with the poppets, they are so yeah,
Speaker 3: that's what they call like the real name for them.
Speaker 3: If it wasn't for movies and TV shows, the voodoo
Speaker 3: doll wouldn't be technically a thing. But the poppet is
Speaker 3: supposed to represent somebody and what you do to that
Speaker 3: will then affect that person in life.
Speaker 2: How do you make that happen though? How do do
Speaker 2: the connection?
Speaker 3: Lots of processes, but the idea is that, like historically
Speaker 3: they were used a lot for like for fertility and
Speaker 3: for love and for protection, blessings and obviously if you're
Speaker 3: itbitu hate somebody you can stab and throw in a fire.
Speaker 2: Believing karma you know you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Well, that one is for you, of you of me? Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh, so you do voodoo and you mentioned spells, Like
Speaker 1: what spells the work successfully.
Speaker 3: For you depends on what you want to do. Like
Speaker 3: I've done like plenty of spells as a teenager. I
Speaker 3: remember the very first one that actually worked. The next
Speaker 3: day got the result. I was like, oh fuck, so
Speaker 3: that kind of inspired me to continue. That was a
Speaker 3: kiss spell, So I got kissed when I was younger.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: But do you sometimes think that it's also just you've
Speaker 1: done that spell so in your brain you're kind of
Speaker 1: like putting that out into the world to happen, so
Speaker 1: you're more receptive for it to happen, or as also
Speaker 1: all the process, you know, all of the because if
Speaker 1: I did a spell and I was like, I really
Speaker 1: want to get kissed tomorrow, I think I do it,
Speaker 1: and then the next day I'd be like walking around
Speaker 1: with my lips powdered, getting really close different spaces, expectantly.
Speaker 2: Hello, and then it would happen potentially.
Speaker 1: The other thing I'm thinking of is we've been through
Speaker 1: film and television like there's dark and light, magic, black
Speaker 1: and white.
Speaker 2: Is that a thing? You know? A good witch? Bad witch?
Speaker 3: I same as like the doll, Like I look at
Speaker 3: it as everybody has their own their own intentions about
Speaker 3: the intention of the person, rather than like you could
Speaker 3: do a poppet to harm somebody, and if that person
Speaker 3: is doing harm to a partner or to children, then
Speaker 3: is that considered something evil?
Speaker 1: True?
Speaker 3: But if I'm doing say.
Speaker 1: At serial killers who kill bad people, it's like dexter
Speaker 1: and they go, am I actually a bad guy because
Speaker 1: I'm just killing bad guys?
Speaker 2: So are you a bad witch?
Speaker 1: If you're just giving people what they deserve, I or
Speaker 1: in order it's for you.
Speaker 3: I think people need to be wise enough to know
Speaker 3: that they're not judged or an executioner. I think there
Speaker 3: are times when people do deserve certain things, and then
Speaker 3: there are times when I need to take a step
Speaker 3: back and say I'm not going to do that, or no,
Speaker 3: that person doesn't deserve that because whatever other factors there are.
Speaker 1: Now I had to ask, you know, witchy voodoo, is
Speaker 1: anything spooky scary happened?
Speaker 3: I want to know, have you tried a Oiji board before? No?
Speaker 3: Why not? You haven't lived until you've tried solving your
Speaker 3: chips and then a Ouiji boy, I want to.
Speaker 2: Do it by myself.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't feel like it's a thing to
Speaker 1: do with someone, but you have to trust them that
Speaker 1: they're not like playing with it, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: they're going, oh, yes. Actually, the best way to test
Speaker 1: if someone was like messing with you would be to
Speaker 1: do a Wiji board with a dyslexic person, because if
Speaker 1: they're like spelling the words wrong, then okay.
Speaker 2: Scary story guy.
Speaker 3: I was probably about twenty one twenty two doing Ouiji
Speaker 3: board with about four or five other people. We were
Speaker 3: a bit intoxicated, so it wasn't one hundred percent like.
Speaker 3: We went on board, started making fun of some of
Speaker 3: the spirits coming through, and then all of a sudden
Speaker 3: there was a massive thump under the table the coffee
Speaker 3: table like kind of like jumped from the hit. And
Speaker 3: then one of the girls grabbed one of the knives
Speaker 3: and started hacking into her arms. So we had to
Speaker 3: like jump on her to stop her doing that, and
Speaker 3: she woke up and going what the hell you doing
Speaker 3: on me? Didn't realize what she had done. She hacking
Speaker 3: at you just started stabbing her arm.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't like that, And you still said after that,
Speaker 1: I'll still keep fondling in the arena.
Speaker 3: With Wiji boards. It is one of these things that
Speaker 3: people either completely hate to want anything to do with,
Speaker 3: or they love it. I think as long as they're
Speaker 3: done correctly and finished correctly, then generally your ninety nine
Speaker 3: percent nine percent chance, like you're fine.
Speaker 1: Did you actually customize a Weigie board with your own
Speaker 1: personal phrases?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Because you know there's like yes, no, maybe, and then
Speaker 1: like all the letters, could you, like you know, save
Speaker 1: your favorite phrases like slay.
Speaker 2: Mama or like oker you.
Speaker 3: I'm going to say yes, yeah, because I don't know
Speaker 3: how well it will work, but you'll get the answer.
Speaker 1: Do you want I'm just trying to make it quicker,
Speaker 1: you know, because it seems like to be a long
Speaker 1: time this ballad word because I have my Apple TV
Speaker 1: remote and I have to tap through every single little
Speaker 1: keyboard thing. I hate to put my password in three
Speaker 1: years later finally into it. Okay, if I'm doing that
Speaker 1: with that unless they go faster. But on the TV show,
Speaker 1: I can.
Speaker 3: Go quite fast. Like I've had plan chets like fly
Speaker 3: off the table, They've just gone.
Speaker 1: I want to talk to that spirit. That's more my type.
Speaker 1: Do you do like ougi spells or like voodoo for
Speaker 1: other people? Yep, okay, yeah, not voodoo I do. That's
Speaker 1: just for myself. Okay, but witchcraft you do.
Speaker 2: The voodoo for you do?
Speaker 3: So I do do.
Speaker 2: But what the spell work do you do for other people?
Speaker 3: I get a lot of love, prosperity, and divination, so
Speaker 3: seeing what's happening for certain situations or for future. I
Speaker 3: do have the occasional like cleansing to do. And then
Speaker 3: more baneful works are more like curses and xes. So
Speaker 3: does watch out bitch.
Speaker 1: Get back, get back, get back? Oh okay, so how
Speaker 1: do you take on a curse? Texts like do you
Speaker 1: case to case basis?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: If I come to you and I go Oh, you know,
Speaker 1: I really don't like this person. Can you just go
Speaker 1: and make sure their life is awful, needy context? You go, well,
Speaker 1: tell me why they're bad, give me the evidence.
Speaker 3: So normally we do well, I do a consultation and
Speaker 3: go through ask all these questions. A lot of people
Speaker 3: who do want spell work and doesn't matter what it
Speaker 3: is getting it through some sort of like emotion. So
Speaker 3: either they've had their X break up with them and
Speaker 3: now they want them back and they're not right in
Speaker 3: the space, messed with that right, you know, depends on
Speaker 3: how you do it, or sometimes.
Speaker 1: I count like a little bit like a counseling session
Speaker 1: for someone because I feel like if I was really
Speaker 1: upset about a situation and I felt like I was
Speaker 1: being proactive and went to someone like you, maybe whether
Speaker 1: you did something or didn't like didn't end up like
Speaker 1: taking me on, it would just make me feel like
Speaker 1: I've been proactive.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: With love, I normally don't do it for specific people.
Speaker 3: It's more for like quality tears of a partner that
Speaker 3: they want and that way they're not falling into the
Speaker 3: same potentially like toxic relationship over and over again, all
Speaker 3: the same habits and same issues up potions yeah.
Speaker 2: Like like potions? Potions? Yeah, what do you do with them?
Speaker 3: Sometimes when we make things, it can just be like
Speaker 3: an oil, so you apply to yourself. I have made
Speaker 3: things to go in food before for.
Speaker 1: The person for them to sneak into something. And should
Speaker 1: we were exposing you right now, not.
Speaker 3: A roofy like like we're real stuff.
Speaker 1: Can you're actually just a meth dealer and we had
Speaker 1: no idea?
Speaker 2: Like you brought it a mets dealer again the second time.
Speaker 2: You gotta stop with I just mix up some potions.
Speaker 3: Just take this with water, you'll be bad.
Speaker 2: Okay, So some things you can consume.
Speaker 3: Sometimes it's tea, sometimes it's something to put in your
Speaker 3: mop worter, heaps of stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, So then what is the deciding factor? You'd
Speaker 2: be like, yeah, I'll do it. No way.
Speaker 3: Sometimes it may be like not now, I can do it,
Speaker 3: but not now, like you need to go through and
Speaker 3: this process something first, or I need you to give
Speaker 3: it a little bit first before they can they're in
Speaker 3: the right mind frame to be able to have it done.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I say yes and I find myself running through
Speaker 3: the forest midnight, freeze my ass off. Trying to do stuff.
Speaker 2: Are you just had a beat? I don't know. I'm
Speaker 2: doing consensual babe.
Speaker 1: I'm just going out to different spells. Don't wait up.
Speaker 3: You'll find me by the big bush.
Speaker 2: But I'll be following through the bushes looking for the row. Okay.
Speaker 2: And is there a team of you?
Speaker 3: I have five staff.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And do they all do the same thing? Oh,
Speaker 2: you've got specially.
Speaker 1: Is it kind of like the spice skills where you
Speaker 1: all have a thing that you're good at the other way,
Speaker 1: I think that would love to be the spy skills,
Speaker 1: but we're not cool enough to.
Speaker 2: Use by skills. Spices in potions, don't you?
Speaker 3: Yeah? And herbs?
Speaker 1: Oh maybe you could be that after everything we've learned. Hypothetically,
Speaker 1: let me pretend to be a client. Okay if over
Speaker 1: the past year, you know, I may have had some
Speaker 1: certain person latantly rip off one of my routines that
Speaker 1: I do and that I personally created and using a
Speaker 1: special show mix that's actually mine that I got customized
Speaker 1: and commissioned, and I wanted to put a hex on them?
Speaker 2: How would I do it? And like, could we do
Speaker 2: it today?
Speaker 3: But hypothetically, maybe hypothetically you could do lots of things.
Speaker 3: What sort of personality is this hypothetical.
Speaker 1: Person hypothetically dickhead who has no original ideas ever in
Speaker 1: their life and likes to copy everything I do.
Speaker 2: And it's really ugly hypothetically.
Speaker 3: So so if you do want to do something, there
Speaker 3: are quite a few things you can do. If it's
Speaker 3: more like you could create a poppet for them and
Speaker 3: have a representation of them so or that you would
Speaker 3: realistically need it, like better if you have a piece
Speaker 3: of their clothing or something of.
Speaker 1: Them taken everything that I have? Sorry, hypothetically, do you
Speaker 1: have their name or their birthday?
Speaker 2: I have, yes.
Speaker 3: You get a photo from their Facebook or Instagram?
Speaker 2: I have all of those things.
Speaker 3: You can do something. You could tie their hands. You
Speaker 3: could make them so they spill all the shit that
Speaker 3: they're they are a.
Speaker 1: Drag queen in high heels that I might see them
Speaker 1: at a venue hypothetically.
Speaker 3: Today, hypothetically if you push them over, was it the
Speaker 3: spell or was that you.
Speaker 1: I didn't mean to do it. With the spell, it
Speaker 1: took over. I'm sorry. Ride does and yell at people
Speaker 1: for a living?
Speaker 2: No, who is a witch speaking? You've been listening to
Speaker 2: an iHeart Australia production.
Speaker 1: You can seal it with Simon, listen to more of
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Speaker 1: the socials. Trust me, you think there's some sort of
Speaker 1: sorcery to look this good.