Speaker 1: People do some weird shit.
Speaker 2: Television legend Carrie Anne Kenney fell several meters from a
Speaker 2: trapeze while performing in the musical Pippot.
Speaker 1: Some things make more sense than others.
Speaker 3: Bring pikes, nurseries, pikes.
Speaker 2: P y k e s Hey, why I hey, as
Speaker 2: in kill hey?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 6: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adultsthood.
Speaker 7: Why is the life so expensive? I'm not even having
Speaker 7: a good chime.
Speaker 4: This is.
Speaker 1: Just a couple of mitchesn'bout me.
Speaker 8: Don't forget China.
Speaker 1: No, he is Michtui and oh my god, eighty six
Speaker 1: with a couple of dicks, Walk and get your back
Speaker 1: to the studio.
Speaker 9: Back in the same room, I literally felt like I
Speaker 9: was packing my bag for my first day school.
Speaker 1: I can imagine you ever packed show me.
Speaker 9: I don't even know where my backpack was. I was like,
Speaker 9: I've got to pack this to go to the studio.
Speaker 9: It's very weird, but here I am anyway, not about me.
Speaker 9: It's your birthday, Happy birthday.
Speaker 1: I brought my own birthday news.
Speaker 2: No, you got to play that? What was it? Jenna
Speaker 2: Prize kiper Jenna's here of Jenna? What was that?
Speaker 1: Last week, we.
Speaker 9: Realized there was some song released on the same day
Speaker 9: as Mitchell's birthday.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I saved it. The Mozart one and the
Speaker 1: Magic Flute. That's it.
Speaker 10: That's it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got to blast that for your birthday.
Speaker 2: It's your official birthday song. Wow, Happy birthday, Mitchell.
Speaker 1: How old do you think I am?
Speaker 11: Guess forty three?
Speaker 2: No, now, Jenna, Today, of all days, you can't be
Speaker 2: a cow. We're not allowed to twenty three.
Speaker 1: I am in charge. Actually on my birthday. The one
Speaker 1: thing that I'd want more than anything is to not
Speaker 1: be in charge. Yeah.
Speaker 9: Well, I mean we've we've got a full show plan
Speaker 9: coming up. It's not going to be one of those.
Speaker 2: Big bloody birthday who has though, Like I can't be bothered.
Speaker 9: Now, we still got your present? Yes, Jenny, you go first. Okay,
Speaker 9: mine's so much better than her.
Speaker 1: Can I just say these are the only presents I'm
Speaker 1: going to get in person this year other than hate
Speaker 1: him because I can't see my family.
Speaker 11: Well, the first one is always the best.
Speaker 1: Yes, let's go, and it sets the standard high. Are
Speaker 1: you going to come over or do I come to you?
Speaker 1: Come else?
Speaker 8: Did he?
Speaker 2: I was in the same boat with not being able
Speaker 2: to see anyone on my birthday. It was on a
Speaker 2: weekend too. At least you'll be able to come to
Speaker 2: work for yours.
Speaker 1: And you couldn't picnic either.
Speaker 10: Nah.
Speaker 7: Oh that's a big box.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's the gift.
Speaker 8: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: So this is Jennet's present? Oh quite big?
Speaker 1: Oh it's it's it's an obscure shape it is. It's
Speaker 1: like as you want to put up here?
Speaker 7: Yeah, is this.
Speaker 1: Jennet? Why don't you announce? Do you want to preface it? No?
Speaker 9: I just have you not done this before? It's open
Speaker 9: the fucking president. It's right in front of your.
Speaker 7: Batting Jenna's first present.
Speaker 3: Good?
Speaker 2: Oh it's your very own is it just me?
Speaker 7: He loved trolley? It's a mini trolling beautiful?
Speaker 9: It is mini, isn't it. It's actually a really weird size.
Speaker 9: It's like it's useless either way. As an actual trolley
Speaker 9: it's too small, but as an ornament far too big.
Speaker 2: It's a very odd size, isn't it.
Speaker 7: It's a very odd size. Hold on, I love isn't
Speaker 7: it lovely? And you've got the logo on it and everything?
Speaker 1: You know what? I could use this as a bar
Speaker 1: cut Oh that's a great idea. I could put it
Speaker 1: in the corner of my living room and I could
Speaker 1: put vodkas and liquors in there. How do I look
Speaker 1: with it?
Speaker 2: Oh fabulous. I'll get a photo for our Instagram.
Speaker 1: Later, I'll put it on the social But that is glorious.
Speaker 2: But now this is the big one. Oh that was big?
Speaker 7: That was and I love it?
Speaker 2: Wow? Oh, no, need to kill the silence, guys, it's sorry.
Speaker 1: Sorry are you saying I was admiring the trolley?
Speaker 4: Very good?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not as big but square?
Speaker 7: Is it a frame of sorts?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, it is good to know.
Speaker 1: Oh is it our first million dollar check? No?
Speaker 2: No, no, I don't even remember where I put that.
Speaker 10: No.
Speaker 7: Oh wow. I love the wrapping paper too.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, sorry, that was the leftover wrapping paper from
Speaker 9: my nephew's president.
Speaker 2: It's got like tracks going to say it was very childish.
Speaker 2: But can you just open it for dwelling.
Speaker 1: I'm one of those people that get really anxious before
Speaker 1: opening gifts. So I love the stall.
Speaker 2: Why do you get anxious?
Speaker 1: I don't know, because if I want my reaction to
Speaker 1: be perfect.
Speaker 2: No, I don't ever think your reaction it's react genuinely.
Speaker 1: I've opened the back of it, which is always a
Speaker 1: good op.
Speaker 2: When you want well done.
Speaker 1: Okay, or I can see the back. This is exciting
Speaker 1: and I'm slowly turning for the first time. Oh contraceptive
Speaker 1: Sam the window, so it's facing Sam. I haven't seen
Speaker 1: it yet. What's your first reaction without ruining it?
Speaker 10: It's it's very special.
Speaker 2: It's fabulous, isn't it beautiful? The big revealed what is
Speaker 2: in the frame. It's exciting. Oh oh, he's speechless for once.
Speaker 2: Who it is. I've got a sketch artist to do
Speaker 2: a caricature of Mitch as Dot Wiggers.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 9: So it's like his old lady alter ego, but it
Speaker 9: looks like him. It literally looks like Missus Doubtfire.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it does.
Speaker 10: I love her.
Speaker 2: But then it looks like you. It's kind of creepy.
Speaker 2: The wait, this is amazing, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Did you send them a photo of me?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What was the source material?
Speaker 9: I think it was the photo of us reacting to
Speaker 9: the MIM's magic. We were horrified because it looked like
Speaker 9: a bag of jizz, but it was moisturizer.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is one of the best gifts
Speaker 1: I've ever received in my life.
Speaker 2: I know, right, look at told you Jenna, No, I
Speaker 2: have to admit that's exactly. And I went to the
Speaker 2: guy that was making the custom frame and he told
Speaker 2: me what he was going to do, and I said, no, no,
Speaker 2: that doesn't.
Speaker 9: Look nannerish enough. I need something more nannurish. But Hayden
Speaker 9: told me it had to be a white frame to
Speaker 9: go with the house.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Pain in the ass.
Speaker 10: Oh, I love it.
Speaker 9: I'll put a photo that on the Instagram too. It's
Speaker 9: actually quite freaky. Mitch as an old woman.
Speaker 2: Now we have a visual of what looks like every
Speaker 2: time she arrives. Havea be fair.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what I pictured in my mind. Yeah, very similar.
Speaker 1: She was a bit older, but she's actually looks quite
Speaker 1: good in that.
Speaker 2: I think she's even got your quiff. It's is gay anyway?
Speaker 1: Ready for the next ones?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean you know what we are like. If
Speaker 2: there's any sort of special occasion.
Speaker 1: She stuck down, you know what happens.
Speaker 2: It's a special occasion. We've got a bit of wine
Speaker 2: off for your.
Speaker 7: Pop it.
Speaker 2: Oh is it corked? You should pop up. I got
Speaker 2: to one of them sits for me later and let's
Speaker 2: be open the second out of mine.
Speaker 1: I don't think we'll get there well, because a glass,
Speaker 1: Sam everyone, three lunches?
Speaker 2: Were they were? They what you're expecting? These gifts?
Speaker 1: Not at all, not in the slightest.
Speaker 9: Twenty six I know, I look at you, guys. So
Speaker 9: today on the show, we're going to be doing talk
Speaker 9: back tings. You know how we love that. And also
Speaker 9: the guy behind a Okay, you know that song that
Speaker 9: we've played many times on this podcast, ty Verdez.
Speaker 2: You'll hear the interview we did with him, and put
Speaker 2: it this way. I've never walked away from an interview
Speaker 2: and thought they hate me.
Speaker 1: I like either of I and I didn't. This interview
Speaker 1: loved me, but he hated you.
Speaker 9: It was purely channeled in my direction. You'll hear what happened,
Speaker 9: like just shocking.
Speaker 7: Thank you, Jenna, pass me your glass?
Speaker 9: Yes, So ties on later, Yeah, and talk back things.
Speaker 9: I'm killing time while your Paul wine. But you're taking
Speaker 9: your fucking time.
Speaker 2: You want one. He's not here to fuck spy it.
Speaker 2: He's just in the queue.
Speaker 1: Almost gone for a bottle, guys, Well.
Speaker 2: I've got another bottle, don't you Happy birthday, Chiery, brilliant gifts?
Speaker 10: All right?
Speaker 2: Who wants to go first with?
Speaker 3: There?
Speaker 2: Is that you don't need to say.
Speaker 1: If it's first time listening, like we always say, it
Speaker 1: okay altogether, so go back, stop listening and listen to
Speaker 1: something else.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it don't makes no sense, but every week.
Speaker 1: We start the same way with two?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Something we've noticed? Something we hate or appreciate both GM's.
Speaker 1: Mitch doesn't know mine, I don't know you begin. I
Speaker 1: want to drink some wine and admire my gifts.
Speaker 2: Sure, all right, I can kick things off. Hit it, Bradley,
Speaker 2: Is it just me? Did moving house make you feel
Speaker 2: a bit emotions?
Speaker 3: Ah?
Speaker 1: Yes, family homes, yes, but I've never had to move
Speaker 1: out of an apartment yet.
Speaker 2: Oh that's true. Oh yeah, I mean didn't you move
Speaker 2: to New York?
Speaker 12: Like?
Speaker 2: Was that sad leaving there?
Speaker 1: I was excited. I was nineteen, I thought I was straight.
Speaker 2: I was very confused mentally all I meant coming back? Ah?
Speaker 1: Yes, I was very upset. Yes, that's a good point.
Speaker 2: There, feel. I do remember crying when I moved out
Speaker 2: of my family home, which I wasn't expecting because I
Speaker 2: was so rearing and ready to get to Sydney. But
Speaker 2: on the driving down the lane, I was like, oh, I.
Speaker 1: Was going to miss it, but posted it past the
Speaker 1: one traffic light.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're ready to see heaps of you.
Speaker 9: But actually, by the time this episod's out, I will
Speaker 9: have already moved apartments. And you know that process you
Speaker 9: go through when you're looking for one where you're like
Speaker 9: so eager, Yeah, let's get it. You're fighting for it.
Speaker 9: After that settle, then it's locked in. It's only been
Speaker 9: now that I'm about to move out that I'm like, oh,
Speaker 9: I'm actually going.
Speaker 2: To miss this place. There's a few things about it
Speaker 2: that I love that the new place does not have.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a charm that you learn to love about
Speaker 1: your yeas and you learn things about homes that are
Speaker 1: so so minute and so detail little ins and outs,
Speaker 1: Like I know the fact that our doors don't open
Speaker 1: fully because the design was clearly done wrong and they
Speaker 1: didn't measure in place or your old place, my current
Speaker 1: place that I'm in. But I'm like, I kind of
Speaker 1: love that the doors are funky like that.
Speaker 2: Are you guys looking to move to Oh yeah, we'll
Speaker 2: be out.
Speaker 1: Of there at a half. Yeah, Ok, I'll hi removals
Speaker 1: and we'll be out like that.
Speaker 2: But it's all the memories.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: My current place, I get a bit of afternoon sun. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I love just having a little afternoon nap with
Speaker 2: the cat on the end of the bed, sun beaming
Speaker 2: on me. Nah.
Speaker 9: My new bedroom is like north facing or something, so
Speaker 9: I just get the blaring midday sun.
Speaker 1: No, North, North is good, isn't isn't it? North is
Speaker 1: great because in you get morning and afternoon sun because
Speaker 1: it sets like this.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of sun, a lot of too, regardless.
Speaker 9: But also I feel bad for the cad Poor Isabella.
Speaker 9: She loves getting up in our balcony at the moment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the brick edge the new balcony, the railing around
Speaker 2: the side is like a metal bar. So she gets
Speaker 2: up on that, she'll fall to her death.
Speaker 1: And she's hefty. Yeah, she loves.
Speaker 2: Sitting up on the balcony just looking at the birds
Speaker 2: in the trees next door. And I'm like, I'm going
Speaker 2: to miss that.
Speaker 1: But she'll still be able to sit on the balcony
Speaker 1: ride not up on the ledge. She'll just learned to
Speaker 1: love jet plane small and.
Speaker 2: The beautiful view of Sydney.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have a beautiful view.
Speaker 2: I've seen the photos and air cons, so it's like,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna be too upset.
Speaker 10: I know.
Speaker 1: I was about to say, think of the pros.
Speaker 2: I just feel like I get a bit high per
Speaker 2: emotional because mercury is officially in retrogradeds. You know, when
Speaker 2: I get it, I get a bit wacked.
Speaker 1: Ury someone is so sound and sensible, beautiful, even that
Speaker 1: horseshit shocks me.
Speaker 9: I know that actually is just my undoing. Like I
Speaker 9: try and be rational at all times, but I don't
Speaker 9: even know what it means. What is mercury and retrograde mean?
Speaker 9: I don't know what that means in terms of planets,
Speaker 9: but all I know is that in Layman's terms, shit
Speaker 9: gets a bit fucked.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when mercury is in retrograde.
Speaker 1: Doesn't a retrograde mean back like it's retro it's going backwards, retrograding.
Speaker 2: Yeah, come on about gold Star Googles Google what that means?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so I'll do it. I'll do it.
Speaker 1: No one's fighting you, Jenna, No I'm doing it. You're
Speaker 1: not a sentimental person. I don't actually I know, you
Speaker 1: know what I was going to actually take that right back.
Speaker 1: You give off the impression that you're not sentimental, but
Speaker 1: you are very mushy.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, I mean I don't get all sappy in
Speaker 9: person and stuff, but you know, if I need to,
Speaker 9: I can. You know, I'm good at writing things because
Speaker 9: it's hard to articulate when you're feeling sentimental.
Speaker 1: You know, Yes, I agree with you. Jenna's got the
Speaker 1: Google yep.
Speaker 11: So mercury retrograde is an optical illusion, which means it
Speaker 11: looks as if the planet is moving backwards from our
Speaker 11: view here on Earth. So it's ultimately an optical illusion, so.
Speaker 1: It's not real.
Speaker 2: Can you know, Google? Why does she get fucked? Hey? Theory?
Speaker 9: Why does she get fucked when mercury is in retrograde?
Speaker 9: Because that happens every time, and the bloody mercury retrograde
Speaker 9: shadow period right before, just in the last couple of weeks,
Speaker 9: all of my technology failed.
Speaker 2: It always happens. I'm waiting for card trouble, That's what
Speaker 2: it's going to be.
Speaker 11: Astrologers believe that during this perceived backwards motion, technology and
Speaker 11: communication could get district, setting a damper on anyone's well.
Speaker 1: That checks out because your MacBook was smashed. Your webcam
Speaker 1: was shocking.
Speaker 2: Yep, and microphone.
Speaker 9: I brought my mic that I used passing from home
Speaker 9: into the studio today and as I plugged in, it.
Speaker 2: Like blew up. Fuck I told you it's real. When
Speaker 2: the internet wasn't working, were.
Speaker 1: Recording that because we could play that?
Speaker 10: I think we were.
Speaker 1: Oh my gokay, if let's leave space for this audio
Speaker 1: now of Mitch's mike having a heart.
Speaker 2: This is the planet's fucking me over again. Oh wait,
Speaker 2: do you want to do? Oh what was that?
Speaker 1: That's no idea?
Speaker 10: Did you do that?
Speaker 3: Sam?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like the mic became a speaker talking
Speaker 1: to it.
Speaker 7: Now I'm not plugged in.
Speaker 1: We'll plugging it again. I'll pull it down the no
Speaker 1: we need to see it won't blow up.
Speaker 4: This might be a later issue, so I'll bring that
Speaker 4: up with a text later. Let's for today, just use
Speaker 4: the normal one and we'll figure that out later. Because
Speaker 4: that was fucking no good.
Speaker 2: Don't healthy doesn't anyway, Let's move on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what means? I think regardless, Like you said,
Speaker 1: you've got airkin, you've got beautiful city views. It's a
Speaker 1: nicer apartment, like it's not as dinky and it's new.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I've coped with change before, so I'll
Speaker 2: be fine.
Speaker 1: But you know, all right, well here's the new house done?
Speaker 10: All right?
Speaker 2: What do you got my birthdage out?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Did you also think that hibernation meant that bears would
Speaker 1: just sleep for three months straight?
Speaker 2: Did they not? Where do they go?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: They go into a tree and sleep.
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 7: Nope?
Speaker 8: Wrong?
Speaker 2: Where are you getting this information? Okay, well, what does
Speaker 2: that actually mean?
Speaker 1: I'm getting it from the Encyclopedia of the World in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty one, TikTok Oh. Bears do not hibernate. And
Speaker 1: I think Sam is furiously googling. I can see his hair.
Speaker 10: Flailing in Yeah, I don't trust you at all.
Speaker 1: Well, you can corroborate or I don't think that's the
Speaker 1: right use that word. You can find out they do
Speaker 1: not hibernate. They don't sleep. Yes, in the cold months,
Speaker 1: they need to reserve their body warmth, so they will
Speaker 1: gather food, and they'll gather salmon and nuts and little
Speaker 1: treats and lint balls that they find in cabins, and
Speaker 1: honey and honey before hibernation to get ready for the
Speaker 1: cold months, and then when the cold months hit, they've
Speaker 1: just got a stockpile so they don't have to hunt,
Speaker 1: or they don't have to go searching because they can
Speaker 1: go geez, I need to save this energy. Yeah, let's
Speaker 1: go to the pantry and see what I've got stocked up.
Speaker 1: They're not actually sleeping the whole time.
Speaker 9: So when you go to Costco and do a big shop, yeah,
Speaker 9: you're basically hibernating because he I don't have to go
Speaker 9: to the grow three.
Speaker 2: Yes, shot for like a week or two.
Speaker 1: Yes, but we were all lied to his children because
Speaker 1: I had the same thought, So did Juice, So did Juice,
Speaker 1: so did Sam.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 9: I pictured them just having a really long snooze in
Speaker 9: a cave somewhere, loving life, and then being like that
Speaker 9: was a great three months.
Speaker 2: Wait, I'm gonna go about my business now.
Speaker 1: But I also feel like in movies like Over the Head,
Speaker 1: You remember Over the Hedge that bear. I think in
Speaker 1: the start of that movie he does a big comical
Speaker 1: yawn and wakes up after hibernation. We were tricked as
Speaker 1: kids so many any info.
Speaker 10: Dad's pretty much everything you're saying, which is this is
Speaker 10: a rare and.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're joking.
Speaker 1: I know it doesn't that just blow your mind. But
Speaker 1: then I guess when you think about it, sleeping for
Speaker 1: three months, so it's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you'd get over it real quick, wouldn't you.
Speaker 9: Yeah, has anything significant happened in the last three months
Speaker 9: that I would get a shock if I woke up now, Like,
Speaker 9: imagine I've just been asleep, hypernating for three months, and
Speaker 9: then I woke up today and I was like, ah, fuck,
Speaker 9: we're in lockdown again.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, true, I've lost all this weight, so you'd
Speaker 1: be shocked me for the first time. Not true? Else
Speaker 1: is there nothing else?
Speaker 12: Really?
Speaker 9: Maybe I will sleep for three months. Screw this is
Speaker 9: something happening, I will too. Do you know what I
Speaker 9: posted recently that people were shocked to find out?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I posted a video on TikTok saying that it's actually
Speaker 2: not illegal to have your interior lights on in the car,
Speaker 2: and all these comments were like what, Yeah, I'm fully
Speaker 2: grown it.
Speaker 9: I thought that you can't drive at night with your
Speaker 9: lights on in the car or you'll get a fine,
Speaker 9: and I had to I got so many comments that
Speaker 9: I had to second guess myself.
Speaker 2: I was like, shit, maybe it is illegal. Am I
Speaker 2: spreading this information? No, no fact check. It is not illegal.
Speaker 1: Oh and our mother's made it out like it was
Speaker 1: a cardinal sin to turn those lights on.
Speaker 11: Literally, have you ever seen a car with its lights
Speaker 11: on just driving?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 2: I mean, mum had a point. It's very inconvenient, but
Speaker 2: there's no law against it. You're not going to go
Speaker 2: to prison for having your interior lights on.
Speaker 1: Man pulloveral LEDs on.
Speaker 2: You know what else?
Speaker 1: The same thing is the same thing can be said
Speaker 1: about not eating before you swim. I remember growing up
Speaker 1: when your parents would be like a thirty minutes you
Speaker 1: get thirty minutes, you'll get a stitch. Stitches were real,
Speaker 1: But that wasn't real. That was nothing. That was just
Speaker 1: because parents don't want to fucking watch you while they
Speaker 1: are their food exactly.
Speaker 9: You know another thing that I posted in that video,
Speaker 9: a lie we're all told as kids, is that you
Speaker 9: don't lick other people.
Speaker 2: I think you're fine.
Speaker 4: We do.
Speaker 1: People pay for that?
Speaker 3: Is it just me.
Speaker 1: Who doesn't love some free shit?
Speaker 3: All you have to do is leave.
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Speaker 2: Did she say Uber eats?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Oh okay, that's fine because no one's in the car.
Speaker 9: I was gonna say, Uber drivers. Imagine having us on
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Speaker 2: You must pain the hungry vegan to deliver meat to people.
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Speaker 1: what I would like to call the car crash of
Speaker 1: an interview that we did with Divertes.
Speaker 9: Okay, so look I listened back and it's actually not
Speaker 9: as bad as I felt that it was in the moment.
Speaker 9: But listen right now and you will notice that every
Speaker 9: single question I asked he just disagreed with.
Speaker 2: He'd just be like, nah, that's not right.
Speaker 3: Nah.
Speaker 2: Like everything I said, he'd just disagreed with and it
Speaker 2: was so off put in because he loved you. But
Speaker 2: I just felt like, oh my god, this guy who
Speaker 2: wrote a Okay, he's like this kindness ambassador. Yeah, beaming positive.
Speaker 2: He fucking can't stand me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he didn't like you at all.
Speaker 2: Anytime I'm egging on, I was overthinking of it. Now
Speaker 2: you'll just confirming you didn't like me.
Speaker 1: Now he hated you. Anytime Mitch uttered a word, he
Speaker 1: would know. You know, you go, you'll hear it in
Speaker 1: the interview. So Mitch and I did this the other
Speaker 1: afternoon from home, and this has hit superstar from A Okay,
Speaker 1: Ti Vertes, let's roll out chat.
Speaker 5: I love you.
Speaker 1: Ty Vertes is here. Hello, buddy, welcome.
Speaker 2: It was good.
Speaker 11: How you doing.
Speaker 2: We're good, so good to.
Speaker 1: See you again. Man. I remember when we were set
Speaker 1: up to do a radio chat for my show way
Speaker 1: back when, like in the early days, and we were
Speaker 1: like still talking about TikTok Is, still talking about the
Speaker 1: job you had at Verizon, and now look at your
Speaker 1: big league star. Thank you for making the time to
Speaker 1: talk to us and come back listen.
Speaker 5: It was great because you guys were one of the
Speaker 5: first people to hit me up and now we're back, so.
Speaker 3: We have to come back.
Speaker 1: Mitch. I don't know if you know this about Tie,
Speaker 1: but and I don't know if you like talking about it. Tie,
Speaker 1: but he was like a nine to five workout, Like,
Speaker 1: did you were you depressed? Did you hate your job?
Speaker 1: Like you had a standard job at a phone store
Speaker 1: pre pandemic and now you're here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 5: I mean, I don't think anyone, especially if you don't
Speaker 5: like the long term goal of your job, Like if
Speaker 5: your goal is to be in phones forever, then you're
Speaker 5: gonna like your job. But I didn't want to be
Speaker 5: in phones forever, so I don't think that I would
Speaker 5: like that end result. So I would said in like
Speaker 5: the place I was at, But I still have this
Speaker 5: positive outlook of like spending my free time that I
Speaker 5: did have working on music, and that was like my release.
Speaker 9: It is pretty cool when you're able to turn the
Speaker 9: side hustle into the main hustle, though, right, like you
Speaker 9: were doing music on the side, but now it's your
Speaker 9: main gig. It's quite tiring when you're doing a nine
Speaker 9: to five coming home and then doing what you actually
Speaker 9: want to do. It's like, oh, I've just been doing
Speaker 9: things all day.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what it's not when you actually like
Speaker 5: the thing that you're doing, Like that's how That's like
Speaker 5: kind of a really good indicator when you really like
Speaker 5: something is that you'll do it no matter how tired
Speaker 5: you are, or you'll schedule, you'll get yourself to the
Speaker 5: places that you'll need to be in order to keep
Speaker 5: it in that thing.
Speaker 3: Like for me, I wouldn't.
Speaker 5: I didn't want to do anything that was requiring me,
Speaker 5: like acting or like I didn't want to do a
Speaker 5: podcast after work. I didn't want to do like stand
Speaker 5: up comedy routines after work, which is awesome that I
Speaker 5: had tried to do before. But music, the process of
Speaker 5: making music for me was like awesome. It was like
Speaker 5: cool to try and sound good. That was my entire
Speaker 5: time was like just trying to sound good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel you do you do you look back
Speaker 1: on all music and think, oh my god, I can't
Speaker 1: believe what that stuff that I was writing and putting
Speaker 1: out into the world compared to where you're at now,
Speaker 1: Like is your music different now that you've had some hates.
Speaker 3: I think my music is the same.
Speaker 5: I really think that a lot of people try to
Speaker 5: overthink their songs a lot of the time, and they're like, oh,
Speaker 5: I needs to be mixed perfectly, massive, perfectly whatever. I think, Like,
Speaker 5: if you're very genuine with the songwriting process, that you
Speaker 5: know your songs don't lose their their evergreen, you know
Speaker 5: that they stayed the same. I think they're my first song,
Speaker 5: like maybe my first five songs that I made. Those
Speaker 5: were obviously me working on some stuff. But after that,
Speaker 5: like after you find your voice and you start saying
Speaker 5: things that are actually a little bit vulnerable and have
Speaker 5: a story to them, they last for a pretty long time.
Speaker 9: Well aokay is the big one obviously that's blowing up recently.
Speaker 9: And did you find that people then discovered your old music,
Speaker 9: because remember Lizzo did that song good as Hell in
Speaker 9: twenty sixteen, but it didn't blow up until twenty nineteen.
Speaker 9: So I feel like a lot of your old hits
Speaker 9: would be getting a bit of traction now right people
Speaker 9: are just finding out about you.
Speaker 5: No, I don't really care what people dig into. I
Speaker 5: care about me creating, you know, because I make the
Speaker 5: music for myself. I don't really make it for the
Speaker 5: fans or anything at all. That's why it sounds like me.
Speaker 5: That's why it doesn't sound like anyone else that's out
Speaker 5: right now is because I'm just writing it from my perspective. Yes,
Speaker 5: they might be finding some old stuff, but no matter
Speaker 5: what they whatever, the entry point is, it's so me.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Right, You're like, they can catch up. Like I'm in
Speaker 1: the future. I'm working in the future. They can catch
Speaker 1: up to make okay, right, he's getting one million new
Speaker 1: streams every day. That's nuts to think about. You go
Speaker 1: to bed and when you wake up, you go like
Speaker 1: like close to a meal, maybe eight hundred k in
Speaker 1: that twelve hour window, five hundred k, right, that is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Like you probably have people that you pass in the
Speaker 1: street that would be listening to your music.
Speaker 3: That is crazy.
Speaker 5: I was in LA and I was driving and someone
Speaker 5: had the windows down blasting no look up.
Speaker 3: The right and I was like, yo, this is me,
Speaker 3: and they were like and they rolled. I was like, okay,
Speaker 3: you know, I got to make a few more hits
Speaker 3: before people recognize my face.
Speaker 1: It's okay, yeah, true, you gotta get the face out there.
Speaker 1: You gotta get an only fans maybe you're doing tiktoks,
Speaker 1: you're still doing tiktoks.
Speaker 2: Of course it's doing TikTok.
Speaker 3: Man. I do tiktoks all the time.
Speaker 5: I think it's because I'm a tour where it's harder
Speaker 5: to do tiktoks as consistently.
Speaker 3: But it shouldn't be. I think I'm just gonna be
Speaker 3: showing more of the tour life in this upcoming You know.
Speaker 9: Weeks well, I mean, you nearly got two million followers,
Speaker 9: so you know your TikTok's chugging along just fine.
Speaker 1: I feel doing Okay.
Speaker 9: Then I actually saw, I actually saw the TikTok you
Speaker 9: did before Iokay officially came out. You would have in
Speaker 9: your car jam into the song. And I came into
Speaker 9: the podcast the next day and I was like, oh
Speaker 9: my god, this song's amazing. We've got to play it
Speaker 9: on the show. And then we got a bunch of
Speaker 9: messages saying that song you played it cheered me up.
Speaker 9: It made my day so much better.
Speaker 2: You must get a real kick out of knowing you
Speaker 2: cheer a lot of bitches up every day.
Speaker 3: I'm not, I'm really not.
Speaker 5: I'm not trying to make anyone feel that great, but
Speaker 5: I'm glad that it's happening.
Speaker 3: It was like a nice little like it.
Speaker 5: It's really cool that people message me nowadays and like, wow,
Speaker 5: this song makes me feel better when I'm down and
Speaker 5: depressed and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: I did not make the song thinking that I was
Speaker 3: going to do that, but it did. I made this
Speaker 3: song to make myself feel better, and if it's making
Speaker 3: everyone else fe better, and that's good too. So I'm
Speaker 3: just happy.
Speaker 2: If I remember correctly, the goal was just to make
Speaker 2: people feel two percent better. When you first put the
Speaker 2: little preview on TikTok, this is what you said.
Speaker 1: I just want to make you.
Speaker 3: Feel two percent better when you listen to the song.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 3: Us too ready.
Speaker 10: With my head?
Speaker 8: I love you, hell okay, I love you hell okay.
Speaker 7: How you trouble come that way?
Speaker 8: How do you make it them? I love you hell okay,
Speaker 8: I love you hell okay.
Speaker 2: And so we've actually stolen that line time for our podcast.
Speaker 2: At the end of every episode, I now say we
Speaker 2: hope this podcast made you feel two percent better today.
Speaker 2: That's all.
Speaker 9: So I just feel like, Wow, we've got you. I
Speaker 9: need to get your blessing. Is that okay that we've
Speaker 9: just totally plagiarized you?
Speaker 1: There?
Speaker 4: Take it?
Speaker 1: I was losing. Hey, congrats on all the success. It's
Speaker 1: very exciting. Are you still getting the old old like
Speaker 1: school friends and Verizon phone store friends being like hey
Speaker 1: remember me?
Speaker 2: I can they hit a new up?
Speaker 10: You know what?
Speaker 3: I don't think that ever will stop, you know.
Speaker 5: But the coolest part about it is like the people
Speaker 5: that kind of just taper it out of my life.
Speaker 3: That there was no bad blood and I had like
Speaker 3: a connection with them, they are coming back in and
Speaker 3: I'm just like, Yo, what's up?
Speaker 1: What you're doing?
Speaker 5: Like that's the coolest part is like remembering things because
Speaker 5: I don't have the best memory in the world. But
Speaker 5: when people that I've known come back to my life
Speaker 5: that have these memories of me and they hold them
Speaker 5: like really close and they tell me about them, I
Speaker 5: have like a bigger memory now, which is awesome.
Speaker 1: Buddy. Hell all right man, we love you, we think
Speaker 1: you're right, and iokay. Is brilliant. It's unofficially the anthem
Speaker 1: ab Our podcast. Like we said, we steal the tagline,
Speaker 1: why don't can you tell the listeners because they're listening now,
Speaker 1: like can you give them a mantro? Like maybe you
Speaker 1: can do the sign off on today's show and go, Hey, like,
Speaker 1: is it just me listeners? That's the name of the show,
Speaker 1: Is just my listeners. Hope you feeling two percent better?
Speaker 1: Like in your own way, you can give the blessing
Speaker 1: to the listeners today.
Speaker 5: Is it just me listeners? I hope you feel two
Speaker 5: percent better right after you listen to this song. I
Speaker 5: want those notes blessed in your life. Let your drugs.
Speaker 8: Love.
Speaker 2: It doesn't get much better than that, now, it doesn't.
Speaker 9: Now, one last thing very important before we let you go.
Speaker 9: There's a question I ask.
Speaker 2: Every single guest that we have. It's we get them
Speaker 2: to contribute to our list of things better than drugs
Speaker 2: and dick, which is basically a psa to younger listeners
Speaker 2: that hey, boys and partying are not the be all
Speaker 2: and end all of life. Okay, so little things in
Speaker 2: life you appreciate, a good crunch of an apple, a
Speaker 2: nice stroll in the breeze. What do you think and
Speaker 2: what's better than drugs and dick?
Speaker 3: To you, what is better than drugs and dick?
Speaker 5: I think that the biggest thing, and this is going
Speaker 5: to get a little existential, but the biggest thing.
Speaker 3: Is doing something that you like the process of Oh,
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 5: If you really love the process of anything, I think
Speaker 5: you should use that, take it and try to make
Speaker 5: money doing it.
Speaker 3: Like, if you really like honey, then go figure.
Speaker 5: Out how to make a honey with a honey podcast
Speaker 5: and a honey YouTube channel and be the honey.
Speaker 2: Yup, got get some bloody beaees.
Speaker 5: Buy some bees, yeah, buy some bees. Like, do whatever
Speaker 5: you love and try to make money off that. Because
Speaker 5: life is way too long to be doing shit that
Speaker 5: you don't like. People try to convince you that is short.
Speaker 5: It's not super long. All these decisions are long term.
Speaker 5: But you got to be sure that you're doing stuff
Speaker 5: that you like every single second of this.
Speaker 1: Bitch genius, So you've sold me. I love toast. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna bring my own toastal line into the world. You've
Speaker 1: inspired me. I'm doing it, you shit.
Speaker 3: Listen, this is what you're doing. I'm telling you right now.
Speaker 5: You do different grades of how toasted the bread is
Speaker 5: and rate every single one of them. You know, I'm
Speaker 5: just marketing right now. That's all I'm doing.
Speaker 2: Brilliant, You're Mitchie said you have to enjoy the process.
Speaker 9: You would not enjoy the process of putting a toast
Speaker 9: throughout you just be like someone else do the work.
Speaker 2: I'll put my name on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I enjoy the process of eating it, So we
Speaker 1: need to we need to find you in the process there.
Speaker 1: Maybe I've got it wrong, but we love the mantra
Speaker 1: nonethelest three percent bet two percent better no matter how
Speaker 1: much it is, we love you. It's so good to
Speaker 1: have you on the show. And we'll talk to you
Speaker 1: to I'm an hit song comes out.
Speaker 3: All right, I got some stuff in the kitchen for you.
Speaker 2: See the kitchen.
Speaker 1: He's good tying it back to tost He's a genius.
Speaker 1: All right, man, we'll talk in a bit.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, I'll see you again.
Speaker 2: All right, see if.
Speaker 1: Gee, the banter between Tye and myself.
Speaker 2: Electric sounds like you go way back.
Speaker 1: Well we do, quite clearly. But you and you and
Speaker 1: thy oh my god, what.
Speaker 2: I felt like a bit of a nuisance. Again.
Speaker 9: Maybe I'm overthinking it because he seems like quite a
Speaker 9: nice guy that actually isn't capable of hate.
Speaker 2: But I was like, oh, you can't stand me. I've
Speaker 2: got to hear the first question, Jenny. You must get
Speaker 2: a real kick out of knowing each hear a lot
Speaker 2: of bitches up every day.
Speaker 3: I'm not I'm really not.
Speaker 2: My mistake, all right, I'm really not anything.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's just that one question.
Speaker 2: Now, it's quite tiring when you're doing a nine to five,
Speaker 2: coming home and then doing what you actually want to do.
Speaker 2: It's like I've just been doing things all day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what, it's not.
Speaker 2: That's all right?
Speaker 1: Then never mind? Also on that it is so.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I don't like that message that he's putting out there,
Speaker 9: because like, when you're doing a nine to five, it
Speaker 9: doesn't matter how much you love the thing you're doing
Speaker 9: out of work.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you are just spent. If you've got nothing, let's
Speaker 2: to give. So screw that answer.
Speaker 1: Time I should have. I should ask it next interview,
Speaker 1: all the same questions you asked this indue and he'll
Speaker 1: agree with him like, yeah, man, I'm so exhausted. No,
Speaker 1: this was my favorite already.
Speaker 2: So I feel like a lot of your old hits
Speaker 2: would be getting a bit of traction now right. People
Speaker 2: are just finding out about you. No, oh, never mind
Speaker 2: then no, no, hey, your name's tie right. No, the
Speaker 2: songs are okay, no, no, no, if you asked it it,
Speaker 2: it'd be fine. But you asked it and I'm tight.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Man, hell, your time is no, just so just like gaming.
Speaker 2: I was just like, oh, I have to shut my mouth.
Speaker 9: No, he even agreed with you when it was completely false.
Speaker 9: He goes, yeah, I remember you, guys. You were one
Speaker 9: of the first people to reach out to me. I've
Speaker 9: never spoken to him in my life. Yeah, he did say, guys,
Speaker 9: he agreed with your incorrect statements. But everything I thought
Speaker 9: I made valid points and he's just like, no, imagine
Speaker 9: if you said to remember us.
Speaker 1: No, what did your vote in the same sex marriage
Speaker 1: pub site?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: Interesting, very good to No, No, he's nice. He was
Speaker 1: clearly tired. Yeah, I don't want to make excuses. Actually, no,
Speaker 1: he wasn't fucking tired, because even though he works a
Speaker 1: full day and does his beautiful side hustle on the side,
Speaker 1: doesn't tire him.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it just goes to show. No, it's
Speaker 2: a real test of whether you love it or not. Hey, mate,
Speaker 2: I love editing this podcast, but when I've been up
Speaker 2: since four am, this is when I had the old job,
Speaker 2: it's still exhausting no matter how much you love it.
Speaker 2: Screw that love him though. Listen to the song It's good.
Speaker 1: Okay, can stream and now wherever you get your case?
Speaker 1: All right, let's move on. I believe, Mitchell, Mitchell, I
Speaker 1: believe we have a talkback teams. Is that correct?
Speaker 2: Yes, let's do it. You know we like to play
Speaker 2: the weird ship we hear on radio between the host
Speaker 2: and caller. Actually, before I get into it, Mitch, I
Speaker 2: should tell you I was trying to organize a surprise
Speaker 2: guest for today for your birthday, someone who we've spoken
Speaker 2: about many times on talkback tings.
Speaker 9: Oh my god, who mister John Law the Lake Lake's dead, Mitchell,
Speaker 9: the great John Law. I wanted to get him on
Speaker 9: and I actually locked it in. It was going to
Speaker 9: be a phone call. It was going to happen today.
Speaker 2: But guess what what Guess what John said to his producer,
Speaker 2: who was organizing it.
Speaker 1: Who we know, we know the price?
Speaker 2: He said, No, I don't want to speak to them
Speaker 2: on the telephone. I'd like to meet them, bring them
Speaker 2: in studio.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, after.
Speaker 2: Lockdown's lifted, baby, we're going to see John Law.
Speaker 7: Oh that's a great gift.
Speaker 1: Sam, come and put them painting in the trash trolley.
Speaker 1: What a brilliant gift. John Laws that's intimidating.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: I imagine if he hates me as well time, we're also.
Speaker 1: Going to have to put you in a skirt because
Speaker 1: you probably think you're a woman, And we.
Speaker 2: Was genuinely thinking that, I'm like, am I going to
Speaker 2: confuse him as a person?
Speaker 1: You one hundred percent will. There's a famous audio quote
Speaker 1: from John Laws where he says the best way to
Speaker 1: employ women is to put them in a very very
Speaker 1: short skirt. That's the only way I'll have them in
Speaker 1: his team.
Speaker 9: Yeah, but that's an old myth because he has this
Speaker 9: running joke that all all my handmaidens, that all my
Speaker 9: female producers must wear skirts. The guy that organized the
Speaker 9: interview with us one of his producers, so he's not
Speaker 9: in his skirt.
Speaker 2: I'll give you the tip.
Speaker 1: But good to know that he's open to two little
Speaker 1: pluff still on a podcast.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 9: Apparently he made a point of saying, no, I don't
Speaker 9: want to speak to them on the phone, I want
Speaker 9: to meet them. Oh my god, I love that, which
Speaker 9: makes me think, fuck, does he have a bone to
Speaker 9: be because he listened to talk back things we're not
Speaker 9: always positive about him.
Speaker 1: Do you think he knows how to listen to a podcast,
Speaker 1: he would not know. And I think, so, anyway, what
Speaker 1: do we have today? Is it John Laws related?
Speaker 9: No, it's not John Law's relate And I'm going to
Speaker 9: cease fire and any John Law's content I feel.
Speaker 2: Until after we've met him, I'll do it behind his back.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So today we're talking about the good old radio quiz okay.
Speaker 1: Which I do on my show, A quiz on radio.
Speaker 1: If you're not in the industry, because we are in radio,
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 2: It's just try to man explaining quizzes to people who
Speaker 2: aren't in radio.
Speaker 1: We know quiz is no, but every radio show does
Speaker 1: a quiz. Jones do a quiz, don't they. Yeah, Mag
Speaker 1: seven I do the last quizz.
Speaker 9: Of the day, And sometimes they make it hard because
Speaker 9: there's a lot of money on the line, are a
Speaker 9: big prize, but sometimes they're super easy because it's like
Speaker 9: the prize is nothing.
Speaker 2: Major, right, correck correct.
Speaker 9: But I think you'll find even easy quizzes people stuff up. Okay,
Speaker 9: So first I'm going to show you one of my face.
Speaker 9: This happened on two C eight, you know, the old
Speaker 9: People music station in Sydney.
Speaker 4: Love It.
Speaker 2: This caller was trying to win.
Speaker 9: I think it was a CD, nothing major, and they
Speaker 9: clearly had no one else lined up, because he really
Speaker 9: persisted with this one woman who got stuck on a
Speaker 9: very simple question.
Speaker 1: Here is it's twenty minutes plus five o'clock needs to
Speaker 1: c h Ian Rogerson here with you on a very
Speaker 1: sunny Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 2: And Jene Trupman joins us, how are you, Jeene? I'm
Speaker 2: very well.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Now, Jean, I want to give you some CDs,
Speaker 1: and all I need to do is for you to
Speaker 1: answer a question that's going to be of course, in
Speaker 1: the thousand dollar minute tomorrow morning, right. Which is the
Speaker 1: nearest star to Earth?
Speaker 2: Now? Now, just interrupting for is that you guys know
Speaker 2: the answer? The nearest star to Earth?
Speaker 1: He's the Sun.
Speaker 9: There we go, okay. I was just making sure that
Speaker 9: it was obvious to everyone. It's the Sun. It's the
Speaker 9: one you can freaking see all the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's just the biggest thing.
Speaker 2: No, it wasn't obvious, Jean.
Speaker 1: Now think about it, Jane, which is the nearest star
Speaker 1: to Earth?
Speaker 4: The Moon?
Speaker 1: A star, star star? Think about it. It's it's up there.
Speaker 1: I can see it right now.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you thinking?
Speaker 3: To be.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's very warm.
Speaker 7: That star that's keeping us warm at the moment, Jean,
Speaker 7: not no.
Speaker 2: Star, not a planet.
Speaker 1: We're looking at it right now.
Speaker 2: It rise, It rises in the morning and sets in
Speaker 2: the evening.
Speaker 5: Are the evening star?
Speaker 2: No, we're not going to get to note give up
Speaker 2: the sun. Oh there you are. You have, Genie, certainly have.
Speaker 1: I'm going to send you a CD.
Speaker 6: All right, thank you very much.
Speaker 7: Okay, have a great har.
Speaker 1: Should get surprised for getting it wrong.
Speaker 2: I know she's still got the prize even though she
Speaker 2: said the moon the even the evening stars made that up.
Speaker 1: Hold. But you know what when you're on air, when
Speaker 1: you're live, the pressure is different.
Speaker 2: You freaking out as in the caller.
Speaker 1: The not is the host. The callers freak out like
Speaker 1: there's no tomorrow. The amount of calls I get. They
Speaker 1: get staged, right, they're great off the air. When I'm
Speaker 1: prepping them, I go, you're ready for the queens. Oh
Speaker 1: they're pumped, but you can get them on air? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, they crumble.
Speaker 2: What happens do they? Is it just the knowledge that
Speaker 2: it's like and the stage. Whatever they say is to wear.
Speaker 1: Also, they're talking to the host. Not as much with me.
Speaker 1: But when you have Kyle and Jackie oh, or you're
Speaker 1: talking to a Jones in Amanda or a.
Speaker 2: Big Tab and Mitch, or Mitch and Mitch they go
Speaker 2: to Peece.
Speaker 1: They just melt. I see Sam's finger quivering over the button.
Speaker 10: I really like you guys, exactly right.
Speaker 13: There was one call on Jonesy and Amanda and they
Speaker 13: just one, yeah.
Speaker 10: Just one.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you found her. You're listening.
Speaker 10: Yes.
Speaker 13: The question was something about name an Australian city something
Speaker 13: something something, and they kept giving clues and then Jones
Speaker 13: was like, please just name any city. She couldn't name
Speaker 13: a city.
Speaker 1: Oh you're kidding.
Speaker 2: Oh god, God love her. She's like Brenda Barroling. It
Speaker 2: starts making things up like you.
Speaker 11: She's like brain freeze.
Speaker 1: I'm doing a quiz on my show currently, Little Marsex
Speaker 1: are sponsoring the show out in Sony Music. That's good
Speaker 1: of him supporting fellow gays. Very sweet. And we're doing
Speaker 1: Little Nuck. We're doing Little Mars x y Z, which
Speaker 1: is a spelling bee. And I thought, I'm going to
Speaker 1: trick the first ever person and I'm going to make
Speaker 1: the first word tiger. So the first word was tiger.
Speaker 1: But I said to them, you have one question you
Speaker 1: can ask me, and one question only in the spelling Bee,
Speaker 1: and that is to use it in a sentence. Use
Speaker 1: your lifelines wisely, Jenna, good evening. Spell tiger, all right?
Speaker 6: T I g E R wrong?
Speaker 2: Next call hoolog in a sentence.
Speaker 1: Oh glad you asked my favorite rapper is tiger?
Speaker 2: Are you bitch?
Speaker 8: You know that?
Speaker 2: Jenna?
Speaker 9: Mitch called me the other night and he goes, what
Speaker 9: should I What's the word I can use for this
Speaker 9: spelling Bee?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 9: I called you and I said anti disestablishmentarianism and he goes,
Speaker 9: that's too hard.
Speaker 2: But you fucked someone over with the wrong time. It
Speaker 2: was for five hundred bucks too, poor thing, god lover,
Speaker 2: I want to wat.
Speaker 11: She was thinking, No, that's how you spell time.
Speaker 1: Not wrong.
Speaker 9: Now the next one, Sam, you might have actually heard this.
Speaker 9: He used to work at Triple M. This question is
Speaker 9: even easier. So it happened on Triple M and they
Speaker 9: were giving away a motorbike, I believe. And now all
Speaker 9: you had to do to get in the draw was
Speaker 9: answer a very easy question about the band ac DC.
Speaker 2: Here's what happens.
Speaker 1: So the Harley Davison eight eighty three sports do It's
Speaker 1: all thanks.
Speaker 12: To A C d c's new ovel, Step Upper Lip
Speaker 12: and Praser Motorcycles.
Speaker 2: Okay, Hello, trouble m Yeah, Hi, Hello.
Speaker 1: What's your name?
Speaker 2: Mark?
Speaker 10: Good?
Speaker 2: A Mark? How you doing?
Speaker 11: Not too foul?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: Listen?
Speaker 10: Mark?
Speaker 1: Are you an A C D C fan?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you have a motorcycle license?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: But I'll get one if I winner.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I'm gonna win it. You're gonna when it's
Speaker 2: gonna when?
Speaker 1: I like that confidence.
Speaker 12: Well, okay, we're gonna ask you a question mate before
Speaker 12: we can put you in the barrel. Yeah, okay, spell
Speaker 12: A C D C A D A C. I'm gonna
Speaker 12: ask you again, how do.
Speaker 3: You spell A C D C.
Speaker 4: A D A C.
Speaker 2: Mark one more time?
Speaker 1: Make spell A C DC kill you in a minute,
Speaker 1: Marcus Mark?
Speaker 3: Mark?
Speaker 8: Mark?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, A spell A C D C for A
Speaker 2: A D D.
Speaker 6: D.
Speaker 11: I'm getting this or wrong?
Speaker 10: You are?
Speaker 14: Mark?
Speaker 2: Just feel a C D C.
Speaker 1: Yeah, A CD C ACC look sounds see a c DC.
Speaker 10: Just say that a CD?
Speaker 2: Yes, Mark, wasn't that hard?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 10: Mark?
Speaker 12: Not only that, we're going to give you a copy
Speaker 12: of your favorite AC DC album.
Speaker 2: Do you have a favorite copy anything add good.
Speaker 10: That is?
Speaker 1: That just sounds set up?
Speaker 2: Oh do you reckon?
Speaker 1: It was just too funny, It was too good.
Speaker 10: I can confirm one really really were.
Speaker 2: You actually there when it happened? It sounded very old.
Speaker 10: It's it's one of the like Hall of Fame things
Speaker 10: for Triple M. They're very proud.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Paul Bustard, you know what, he was probably dyslexic
Speaker 1: because you just like see, it makes all your words
Speaker 1: get jumbled around. You can't spell.
Speaker 2: That's true. I didn't even think of that. Now I
Speaker 2: feel bad. It's all he in to do with say
Speaker 2: the band's name a c DC. But that's the thing.
Speaker 1: When someone says a c DC, you don't think it's
Speaker 1: a word like a like a s E E d
Speaker 1: e E s e E, you know, like a.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, I'm with you, Thank god. I struggle to
Speaker 2: keep up, but it's hard to be honest.
Speaker 1: It's my birthday. You do the talking.
Speaker 9: But anyway, these people struggled to answer rather easy trick questions,
Speaker 9: and we thought, okay, who is the most intelligent, university
Speaker 9: educated bitch on our team? The answer is Jenna, So
Speaker 9: we're going to hit you with a couple of what
Speaker 9: I think easy trick questions. See if you hoiity toity
Speaker 9: educator type can figure it out. Which is there any
Speaker 9: quiz music or something you can get me?
Speaker 1: I mean I can get Why don't you use the
Speaker 1: quiz music I used for my show Last Quiz of
Speaker 1: the Day.
Speaker 2: I thought something a little bit more old school, like
Speaker 2: you know that. What's that? Is it jeopardy or something?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah?
Speaker 1: What about this? This? This is nice?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: This work all right? Jenna? Yes, what gets wet the
Speaker 2: more it dries? Now, come on, Jeane, come on?
Speaker 11: What gets wetter the more it dries?
Speaker 1: Frank think about her?
Speaker 2: Maybe we should do a bloody twenty second on the
Speaker 2: clock thing fucking day.
Speaker 1: You know you've got fifteen seconds, I'd say.
Speaker 2: Yeah, bring up your fancy countdown sound effects. Which what
Speaker 2: gets wetter the more it dries? Oh, she looks like
Speaker 2: she's got a micra.
Speaker 1: Now just take a guess.
Speaker 2: Her eyebrows and forehidda all screwed up. She's got no idea.
Speaker 2: It's a towel. A towel. The more you use it
Speaker 2: to drive something, it gets wetter.
Speaker 1: Get all right, Next one, Mitchell, what word.
Speaker 2: Is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary.
Speaker 11: Incorrectly.
Speaker 1: She got that, well.
Speaker 7: Done, our little genius.
Speaker 2: Ye, that's not our tick.
Speaker 1: No, it's not that.
Speaker 2: Where's the inem tick?
Speaker 7: Because I'm on the show page too many.
Speaker 2: Minutes forget about it?
Speaker 1: All right, next one, next one?
Speaker 2: All right, this one's in your wheelhouse. The end of
Speaker 2: the answer. If I drink, I die. If I eat,
Speaker 2: I'm fine.
Speaker 10: What am I?
Speaker 1: If you be able to repeat it, shut that thing up?
Speaker 2: Okay, you're ready.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 2: If I drink, I die, If I eat, I'm fine?
Speaker 10: What am I? What is it?
Speaker 2: A fire? You're an alfiness.
Speaker 1: It was either a fire or mass murder.
Speaker 9: So could you like, maybe I'm a sorry to be selfish,
Speaker 9: but could you like think out loud because the silence
Speaker 9: is very deafening.
Speaker 2: No, it's just you know, I can see you.
Speaker 1: It's going on in my head straining.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you should see her. It's like her eyebrows are
Speaker 9: trying to meet each other. Her forehead looks very strange.
Speaker 2: It's like someone's got.
Speaker 1: A lead pencil and they're slowly jabbing her on the knees. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, come on, Jenny, you can still win.
Speaker 9: That one out of three so far dumb us? All right,
Speaker 9: all right, come on, Jenny, you're the smartest one here.
Speaker 2: You should get this. This is a bit of a
Speaker 2: long one.
Speaker 10: Okay.
Speaker 2: Ready, If it takes eight men ten hours to build
Speaker 2: a wall, how long does it take four men ten hours?
Speaker 14: Did you say?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Five hours?
Speaker 2: Incorrect? Because the wall is already built. It takes no time.
Speaker 2: Oh I didn't.
Speaker 9: The eight guys already made it, so while would the
Speaker 9: other four need to make another one?
Speaker 1: Come on, if you win this, Jenner, it's worth a
Speaker 1: thousand points, and you'll win the whole competition. A thousand
Speaker 1: points for what the contest like?
Speaker 2: Fiven points? What are we talking?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Everyday rewards.
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?
Speaker 4: Eagle?
Speaker 2: For a man to marry his widow's sister?
Speaker 9: Yes, no, because he is dead. It would be quite
Speaker 9: hard to marry someone. Jenna, he's his widow's sister.
Speaker 2: He's dead, he's widow. But couldn't it be she's dead?
Speaker 11: I thought she's dead.
Speaker 2: No, his widow is the lover he left behind. Is
Speaker 2: it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?
Speaker 7: It can a man be widowed as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe he's gay. I don't give a fuck. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: widow's sister. Yeah, sister, don't question me on the trick questions.
Speaker 2: I didn't write them.
Speaker 3: That was the truth.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Jenna, it's nice to know that you're as stupid
Speaker 2: as us. I got one done.
Speaker 1: Wow, people freak out under pressure cases.
Speaker 2: You can't even breathe so dead. Yeah, have we learned
Speaker 2: nothing about putting Jenna und pressure? It never works. If
Speaker 2: we'd given her like an hour to do that, exam
Speaker 2: would have slate it.
Speaker 1: Or right, we should probably go guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's get out of here.
Speaker 1: For Jenna. Now, this is our last show for a
Speaker 1: little bit. We're taking a couple of weeks break.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you know, we're not wrapping the seas or anything.
Speaker 9: We're just going to take a little bit of time
Speaker 9: off and then be back and then soldier on to
Speaker 9: the end of the year.
Speaker 1: We have done continuous shows since was it, mamage.
Speaker 2: Yes, and you know, really reaped the rewards financially.
Speaker 1: It's like, so Mummy and Daddy have to take a
Speaker 1: break with all the new found well, we go to
Speaker 1: we got to Hamilton.
Speaker 2: No, we can't go on a holidays, we can't travel.
Speaker 1: Thank you for making my birthday so special. Everyone, pleasure,
Speaker 1: because I don't know what I'm going to do. To
Speaker 1: be honest, I've nothing else planned.
Speaker 2: Well, my birthday was spent on our Instagram Live Sunday night.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah yeah, but it's.
Speaker 2: Been honorary birthday Instagram Live this week.
Speaker 1: I'll be sick. It won't be happening. Hey, all right,
Speaker 1: everyone a pleasure. I think you're listening to eighty six.
Speaker 1: We'll see you in a.
Speaker 7: Couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, say look after yourself, love.
Speaker 6: Your ma Is it just me a podcast by a
Speaker 6: couple of mitches. Make sure you've had to follow on
Speaker 6: your podcast.
Speaker 2: Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment on
Speaker 2: the end, do we pretend we're gone?
Speaker 9: Hopefully most people stopped listening because then we reveal the
Speaker 9: shameful side of us.
Speaker 2: We just be a bit rogue, bit feral. No stop
Speaker 2: it what I can't Yeah, I said it. You can't
Speaker 2: say that. No, he's your maide apparently, Oh I.
Speaker 1: Said that to everyone.
Speaker 2: Does he still follow you?
Speaker 1: And now he unfollowed me?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 2: I didn't know he ever followed you.
Speaker 1: He followed me to start when.
Speaker 7: I first interviewed him.
Speaker 1: He had like three hundred followers. He worked in a
Speaker 1: phone shop, he worked at Verizon in the valley and
Speaker 1: bonding is thank you so much. I've never done a
Speaker 1: radio interview before.
Speaker 2: And did you do your big hype up like we
Speaker 2: love you man? You're incredible. We'll chat soon, right, all
Speaker 2: that stuff. It's it's so believable, you're good at that stuff.
Speaker 2: What would you say?
Speaker 1: Oh shit, hold on, it's Macy Gray. What Macy Gray?
Speaker 2: All right, well you better take to take the interview,
Speaker 2: all right?
Speaker 1: And it was Ella Hooper. Actually sorry, says Macy Gray,
Speaker 1: because that's the last Martinger person. Do you want to
Speaker 1: talk to Ella Hooper?
Speaker 2: No, I have nothing to say to her. Just put
Speaker 2: its lovely.
Speaker 1: I'll just take it. Oh, Ella Hooper, Hey you guys.
Speaker 2: Thanks having me.
Speaker 1: Hey, well, were brilliant, great to see what our tellies
Speaker 1: and looking forward to the new music's entered our way.
Speaker 1: And we'll give a spinner right when it's out. I
Speaker 1: definitely will. Thanks, thank you so much. We'll talk sooner, okay,
Speaker 1: and see your legend.
Speaker 2: Bye bye.
Speaker 1: She was lovely.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's nice.
Speaker 9: She was on the mast singer and you did it
Speaker 9: again all the hype up. I was just talking about, Oh,
Speaker 9: you're incredib well, we love you, And I was about
Speaker 9: to ask if I was the guest on your show
Speaker 9: we'd never met, how would you introduce me and how
Speaker 9: would you speak to me?
Speaker 1: Well, that's good, all right, let me really replicate what
Speaker 1: would happen?
Speaker 9: Because you're so good at blowing smoke up people's laughs
Speaker 9: and it sounds genuine. I would sound condescending if I
Speaker 9: did it. Hello, you're so amazing, Rebecca Gidney.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, all right, let's try. Ready, this is
Speaker 1: how i'd introduce you if you're on my show.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is kiss.
Speaker 1: Happy Wednesday Night. It's meet John Midnight. I live across
Speaker 1: the country. Coming up, last quiz of the day, five questions.
Speaker 1: You'd have to be an idiot to get you to
Speaker 1: any of them rounds. In the meantime, Oh, I'm very
Speaker 1: excited for this, Honest to god, I am a little
Speaker 1: bit nervous too, because someone that I follow in the
Speaker 1: digital world is in here in the studio with me now,
Speaker 1: a superstar on your screens and an up and coming
Speaker 1: rising star, Mitchell Coombs.
Speaker 2: John says, hello, buddy, h thanks for having me.
Speaker 1: It must be crazy to think that there are well,
Speaker 1: there have to be hundreds of thousands of people in
Speaker 1: the world. Yeah, when you go through drive throughs and
Speaker 1: you're like that person could have well and truly find me.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's happened a few times. Not all the time, though,
Speaker 2: Tell me the worst, tell me the worst. Oh no,
Speaker 2: there's no bad ones.
Speaker 9: It's just like it's always when I'm looking my worst,
Speaker 9: you know whatever, I'm dressed like a piece of shit.
Speaker 2: That recognize me.
Speaker 1: And I love you, buddy, And I think your videos
Speaker 1: are I mean, I follow so many accounts and it's
Speaker 1: like you sort of they don't cut through, but your
Speaker 1: videos do. And thank you. I think you want to watch.
Speaker 1: So it was great to have you on. And are
Speaker 1: you welcome anytime?
Speaker 2: Oh? Thank you. Yeah, no, I'd love to come back
Speaker 2: if it's great, brilliant.
Speaker 1: That's Mitchell Coombs. Here a kiss. Guys. Coming up, we're
Speaker 1: gonna talk about the death of one of the biggest
Speaker 1: music icons in the country. An emotional d Sorry, your
Speaker 1: Mike's been turned off.
Speaker 2: I think you'll find it happens a shit panel. I've
Speaker 2: never comes.
Speaker 1: We've got Lady Gaga on the X talking about who's
Speaker 1: dead and cheer someone's yeah, did you believe it?
Speaker 2: I thought you could have done better. I didn't feel
Speaker 2: that warm inside like, oh my god, you're so talented,
Speaker 2: you're amazing, your life changing. I didn't do that.
Speaker 1: Sam produced me all last week, even Sabrina Carpenter like
Speaker 1: a you're just throwing anything at them.
Speaker 2: I thought you looked tired. You've just been producing in
Speaker 2: for a week.
Speaker 10: I'm spending a week just in't it? In enclosed space?
Speaker 10: And that's fine.
Speaker 1: I interviewed a football player that I knew nothing about, remember, Sam,
Speaker 1: and I.
Speaker 10: Was shocked at how well you did that.
Speaker 4: Because I also want to point out you did a
Speaker 4: football chat at the beginning of the week where you
Speaker 4: got literally every single possible thing wrong everything.
Speaker 2: Oh that doesn't surprise me.
Speaker 1: You about playing in the pool this time around, how
Speaker 1: do you feel is your racket oiled or does a
Speaker 1: get oiled for you?
Speaker 2: All right, man, must be nice to get back out
Speaker 2: on the pitch.
Speaker 1: Now. Do you bring your own bat or do they
Speaker 1: provide for But yeah, look that's my one and only
Speaker 1: job really to just fluff people up. Professional flufferraffa and
Speaker 1: music talker. That's it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Wow, I hope you enjoyed it, that'll be honest.
Speaker 2: Which is why Thai verds and friends of you were
Speaker 2: not me.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: Now, now listen.
Speaker 9: We've had a few messages asking why we've stopped playing
Speaker 9: a okay at our closing music and oh there's a
Speaker 9: bit of a story there.
Speaker 2: Okay, basically in a nutshell, I'll do some trained dolls. Shit,
Speaker 2: it won't be long. Sorry.
Speaker 9: We we shook on it in essence, and we agreed
Speaker 9: to a certain price, and we were like, yep, we're good.
Speaker 2: To start using it and then we'll deal with the
Speaker 2: the paperwork later.
Speaker 9: We got the go ahead yes, yes, from someone in
Speaker 9: this team, and then more and more people started getting
Speaker 9: looped into this email chain, and then they started saying.
Speaker 2: Oh no, that price point is far too low. This
Speaker 2: was actually quite a compliment, especially for a podcast that
Speaker 2: gets as many listeners as theirs. They should be paying
Speaker 2: way more.
Speaker 9: I was like, hey, bitch, you don't get rich by
Speaker 9: spending Milly Nelly and anyway. It just started to escalate
Speaker 9: a bit and I was like, okay, let's just kill it,
Speaker 9: and so we stopped using it, and I'm like, right,
Speaker 9: what do we do what's the plan buse. You know,
Speaker 9: there are some ways to get around paying for copyright.
Speaker 9: You know, either we review the song every week, which
Speaker 9: we can't do, like we have to give an opinion
Speaker 9: about the song every single week, which they'd probably see
Speaker 9: right through. Or we are allowed to use songs if
Speaker 9: you're repurposing them, putting your own creative flare on them,
Speaker 9: for like a parody for example.
Speaker 2: And so I've taken one for the team. Guys, Yes,
Speaker 2: I am going to prison, are you okay?
Speaker 1: She's just revealing that she's going to take it for us.
Speaker 1: That's very nice.
Speaker 2: You really ruined my build up here.
Speaker 9: I've taken one for the team, and I've done a
Speaker 9: parody version of aokay yes, because if we can't use
Speaker 9: the main song as our outro music, then we might
Speaker 9: just have to use my version, which is very similar.
Speaker 9: It's basically the gronky version. So instead of aokay, it's
Speaker 9: I'll be right yep. You guys haven't heard this yet.
Speaker 2: No, it's amazing. I think it's far better than tye
Speaker 2: original song. My gronky version to hit. Yes it is,
Speaker 2: but mine will be too. When I was like rephrasing
Speaker 2: it because you can't use the exact lyrics copyrighted. I
Speaker 2: just like rephrase a couple of things, but it's basically
Speaker 2: the same song. Like instead of saying, you know what
Speaker 2: does he say my head, I've been out of space?
Speaker 2: I changed that. And you know how he mentioned lemonade? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I put my own spin on it. Anyway, I have
Speaker 2: it here. This is the Yeah, I put it over
Speaker 2: there on your desk.
Speaker 9: And Sam, if you'd like to come in and be
Speaker 9: a judge as well so you can review the song,
Speaker 9: I feel free to say, no, we're not using this
Speaker 9: as closing music.
Speaker 1: Think I have my answer, but can I have the top?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Of course.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 7: To celebrate your new.
Speaker 2: Single, my new single, I'll be right, drag queen.
Speaker 7: Drag queens love to release a single, at.
Speaker 2: Least they talk on Mike.
Speaker 1: I'm shall we play the world premiere? Yeah, Prepared to
Speaker 1: be blown Away World premiere of new music by Mitchell Kombs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is what's the title.
Speaker 2: I'll be right And once you've figured out the lyrics,
Speaker 2: feel free to sing along please.
Speaker 1: I'm sure we self expientary, SAMU there I have by
Speaker 1: three like three sorry smylie, Oh no, that's fun like three, Samason.
Speaker 2: I don't think he's says Mike three.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm not here, Mike three.
Speaker 2: Mercury retrograde, the tech fart.
Speaker 1: Of course, let's over what number.
Speaker 3: Let's do like five.
Speaker 1: Great radio guys, brand new music out of Mitchell Coombs,
Speaker 1: Internet sensation and pop star. This is I'll be right
Speaker 1: ready to play. Yeah, hit it well, premiere, shut up
Speaker 1: theorym singing.
Speaker 7: Oh, I love it already, living.
Speaker 9: On this big glasses with my head in the galaxy.
Speaker 2: Get it. We'll be fucking fucking right. I reckon, I'll
Speaker 2: be fucking.
Speaker 1: Fucking and right better so far love falling up.
Speaker 7: Make a lemoner rank.
Speaker 2: Tart you get it well, lemon fucking right, I reckon.
Speaker 2: They'll be fucking fucking right, franking up dog lin on
Speaker 2: this big answer better or worse.
Speaker 7: Oh, it's already better, love it. Everyone's singing, well, be
Speaker 7: fucking fucking right. I reckon, I'll be.
Speaker 8: Fucking fucking right after life all the time.
Speaker 1: The make a lemon beat your heart out.
Speaker 7: Well, be fucking fucking right.
Speaker 14: But the fucking right, oh ba, the fucking right, the
Speaker 14: fucking right, the fucking right.
Speaker 1: The fuck.
Speaker 9: Now, I think that you'll get a much better Pep
Speaker 9: in your step after listening to this every podcast than
Speaker 9: thy Verds's ship.
Speaker 1: How much will you charge just for royalties?
Speaker 2: Nothing? I've got enough?
Speaker 1: Wow, love falling out?
Speaker 7: I'm best.
Speaker 1: Would only bear with the lemon thing? Yeah, very smart,
Speaker 1: fucking right, I reckon Now he's fucking fucking right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's where it fades out.
Speaker 1: Wow, wow, I know, I know right, all right, there's
Speaker 1: only one person that can decide whether or not this
Speaker 1: gets usage in our show. The one person, and one
Speaker 1: person only is Diverts. What's your verdict?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: Sorry, Sam could be fully in charge.
Speaker 2: You can all have to say, well then what.
Speaker 1: Don't I start? Sam can be the final deciding beautiful
Speaker 1: and although I think it is better than the original.
Speaker 2: Sorry, that's.
Speaker 1: Now you know what? Yes from me, it's a yes vote.
Speaker 1: I vote yes, yeah, I I'd like it to end
Speaker 1: the show every week. One yes, Jenna.
Speaker 2: I liked it, but but it's not as good as the.
Speaker 11: Oh no, he looks angry.
Speaker 2: I'd like to see you do a better job. Okay,
Speaker 2: that's fine.
Speaker 1: Fifty to fifty. That's how the world works. Of course,
Speaker 1: you're skipped because you are the artist.
Speaker 9: Yes, I am no imagine on Australian idol Jeffs Mailboy
Speaker 9: being like, Hi, I'm at my audition.
Speaker 2: I say, yes, what are you guys through? I'm gonna
Speaker 2: let myself.
Speaker 1: Through, Colton. It's a yes from me, Dicko, It's a
Speaker 1: yes from me. Jessica. Yeah, it's yes from me.
Speaker 2: Sam on the voice like, I know not a you clowns, Sam,
Speaker 2: but I'm going through anyway, deal with it.
Speaker 1: Go Sam, you have the deciding vibe. Will we use
Speaker 1: Mitch's She'll be right, I'll be right, I'll be right. Sorry.
Speaker 1: The branding needs to be strengthened as our closing music
Speaker 1: for the rest of eternity.
Speaker 4: The one problem that I have because despite the glorious harmonies.
Speaker 2: Are you noticed?
Speaker 9: I Sam, You'll know exactly what I'm talking about. I
Speaker 9: was just going to do a shitty parody like I
Speaker 9: do on my Instagram all the time. But you know,
Speaker 9: when you just kind of get sucked into this project,
Speaker 9: you set yourself and you just pay way more attention
Speaker 9: than it deserves.
Speaker 2: I was like, it needs harmonies, it needs echoes. I
Speaker 2: spent way too much time on a.
Speaker 4: Look at you living your best lockdown life? Clearly, Yeah,
Speaker 4: and despite the creativity. I'm so sorry because it's down
Speaker 4: to Ti vert As, and I think the answer would
Speaker 4: be no.
Speaker 1: From you. You're out, Mitch.
Speaker 4: What was the reason he doesn't deserve He doesn't deserve
Speaker 4: his song, even in a parody space, to be played.
Speaker 10: On this podcast.
Speaker 1: I agree it was a dick.
Speaker 2: I like that angle you well said.
Speaker 1: I don't even like a parody of his song playing.
Speaker 1: It's my point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's dead to us.
Speaker 10: He doesn't need it.
Speaker 1: No tivert As, no Mitchell Koon's hit song.
Speaker 2: Ah, well, what can you do?
Speaker 1: We don't need a fucking closer. We're not a musical podcast.
Speaker 2: I know it was good while it lasted, the a
Speaker 2: okay thing, but you know, didn't fancy going to court.
Speaker 1: Oh imagine us.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 1: The weird thing is was when we originally pitched, he
Speaker 1: was a nobody, and then the email thread started to build,
Speaker 1: the bigger his profile got.
Speaker 9: Yeah, more and more people were like, hey, this song's growing,
Speaker 9: you should pay more, and I was like, shove it
Speaker 9: in your arts.
Speaker 2: I'll make me own.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 1: You know, they were very powerful people. They made mistakes.
Speaker 1: Every time that song comes on air, I just forget
Speaker 1: to back announce it.
Speaker 2: That's the only time you do dead air and kiss.
Speaker 1: You're just like, yeah, no, I just give the station
Speaker 1: brand and they pay me my bills.
Speaker 2: I go, this is kiss.
Speaker 1: Right now, it's the quiz.
Speaker 2: Don't give them any credit.
Speaker 9: We're joking or not if we're actually hating him, because
Speaker 9: I was like, ah, I felt a bit off put
Speaker 9: by the fact that it wasn't agreeing with anything.
Speaker 2: But I feel like everyone's no one's reassuring me that
Speaker 2: I was wrong with I not overthinking it with that accurate.
Speaker 2: It was actually being a dog to make you don't
Speaker 2: do this one more time. It's quite tiring when you're
Speaker 2: doing a nine to five coming home and then doing
Speaker 2: what you actually want to do.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, just common thing, common day opinion.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what, it's not.
Speaker 1: Every one in the world hates to work, so why
Speaker 1: would I.
Speaker 7: Because it's not as like, oh, it's different than that.
Speaker 2: It's just not no, no, yeah, yeah. There was no
Speaker 2: gentle letdown, was there? What was that last one?
Speaker 1: The last one was the best one.
Speaker 2: So I feel like a lot of your old hits
Speaker 2: would be getting a bit of traction now right, People
Speaker 2: are just finding out about you. No oh, because that
Speaker 2: is just a fact.
Speaker 1: People go back and listen to our first episodes if
Speaker 1: they discover our show now. It is a fact of life.
Speaker 2: I also used an example.
Speaker 9: I said, Lizzo's song good as Hell came out twenty sixteen,
Speaker 9: wasn't a hit till twenty nineteen. So sometimes when a
Speaker 9: big song happens, they go back and find old shit
Speaker 9: that is also good that didn't get the recognition it
Speaker 9: should have at the time.
Speaker 12: No.
Speaker 2: No, So what he's saying is that, no, none of
Speaker 2: the success is bleeding over.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's a self burn.
Speaker 10: Those are rare.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is a self burn. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyway, time, You're always welcome, buddy, We love your work.
Speaker 1: Always welcome anytime, big fan chat to you. Thun Man
Speaker 1: a catty sum buddy, Okay, truly shocking. Anyway, I thought
Speaker 1: that your song, your song was very good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you. You had my back down me of course,
Speaker 2: got mine turn coat.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Jenna failed the quiz, so she's in the mood.
Speaker 11: I tried my hardest. I got one right.
Speaker 2: Let's move on.
Speaker 1: Can you spell assassin? That was my first word in
Speaker 1: the spell.
Speaker 11: I don't want to do this again.
Speaker 1: Try just try assassin.
Speaker 4: A s S.
Speaker 1: I S I, and you missed one S.
Speaker 11: I was wondering whether it was another because.
Speaker 2: You weren't wondering. You don't have enough in your brain
Speaker 2: to condom you're the dummy. Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I just caught I have my gift again. That
Speaker 1: is wonderful, the dot Wigan.
Speaker 2: I'll pop it on the Instagram. Make sure you check
Speaker 2: it out.
Speaker 1: Trolley two. Yeah, where am I going to put her
Speaker 1: in the house?
Speaker 9: I know a picture of your felother an old woman.
Speaker 9: I'm not really sure if that would fly in the bedroom.
Speaker 1: Do you think the first time I do drag, I
Speaker 1: dot is my drag?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Absolutely, and it's just old woman.
Speaker 2: Oh but you'd make a fabulous young woman as well?
Speaker 2: Do you think I make a fabulous if you're in drag?
Speaker 2: It's a bit of fun.
Speaker 1: What kind of woman would I? What kind of young
Speaker 1: woman would I be?
Speaker 2: Whoever? You want to beat Allan?
Speaker 4: Yes, I feel like we're getting an Ursula Carson vibe, But.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, could be Magda funny people.
Speaker 9: I don't think I've ever seen her with long hair
Speaker 9: looking like overtly drag queenie though, so.
Speaker 2: Don't person to aim No Ursula is good.
Speaker 1: That's a good pic.
Speaker 2: She gets all dulled up in the mast thing. You
Speaker 2: could be it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you could get the lot. Thank you for a
Speaker 1: great birthday episode, guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're welcome.
Speaker 9: Don't Oh I forgot actually I am. You know how
Speaker 9: I always say that it's not a birthday without cake.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I decided to leave it to the end so
Speaker 2: you didn't fucking eat the whole podcast. You get so
Speaker 2: many complaints, you go fetch.
Speaker 1: And I still manage to have half a bock of
Speaker 1: chocolate throughout recording.
Speaker 2: Wow, yep, so she'll run and get the cake.
Speaker 1: Thanks Jenna. She could have said, no worries, we're across it.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: She's off.
Speaker 2: I can't believe she's my two ic. What a dim win.
Speaker 1: Oh bless her. Yeah, that was a good show, guys, appreciate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I got you in iou with John Lawd's
Speaker 2: That's something.
Speaker 1: I'm happy with that man. And remember we said no
Speaker 1: more guests on the birthday episodes.
Speaker 9: Well, there's also no one I can think of to
Speaker 9: get because you've probably you've spoken to most thingers you like,
Speaker 9: and I don't know what shows you're watching.
Speaker 2: I can't think of any actors to try and get.
Speaker 2: So I wasn't going to do what you did for
Speaker 2: me and get all these surprise guests. But I'm like
Speaker 2: John Law's if somebod who definitely wouldn't have spoken to
Speaker 2: it'll happen.
Speaker 1: It'll happen.
Speaker 2: We have to go into the fortress of Irreverend logic,
Speaker 2: that's what he calls his studio, really very funny.
Speaker 1: Well, Jenna's got the cake. What's hidden in the bag?
Speaker 2: I guess you could have just given it to him?
Speaker 2: But sure, all right, Eger's in a tote bag.
Speaker 7: Yeah, if it's a little one, you know, have to
Speaker 7: cart at home, you know how?
Speaker 2: Knowing that is here we go.
Speaker 7: Oh, it's gorgeous velvet. It's a little red velvey.
Speaker 2: Jenna, I don't suppose you had the common sense to
Speaker 2: bring a knife.
Speaker 8: It's cute.
Speaker 1: No, no, that so we can we can finger it
Speaker 1: if you like, Jen.
Speaker 2: You're gonna have to go get a knife.
Speaker 11: I'm getting a knife.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get Jenna's going to get a knife. Do
Speaker 1: we all want to slice now?
Speaker 2: Why not? Maybe on the podcast?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, well we can wrap up. What a pleasure.
Speaker 7: Thank you everyone getting a knife?
Speaker 1: You know, Okay, if you find it awkward at your
Speaker 1: birthday party when people make speeches, then you have to
Speaker 1: make a speech. I shouldn't have to make one at
Speaker 1: my own party.
Speaker 9: I don't think I ever have like a thank you.
Speaker 9: Oh I can't recall if I ever have done that
Speaker 9: most of my parties. If it's kind of like, hey,
Speaker 9: everyone come hang out and then go when you want,
Speaker 9: there's no real formal.
Speaker 1: No, I moll mean like big milestone birthday.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh guys, guys, it's so exciting.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean it's just been Mitch.
Speaker 4: I mean, I've known you for so long now, and
Speaker 4: I mean I think I think I can say for
Speaker 4: everyone that's here, that is just such an exciting time
Speaker 4: that we could all be here together for your birthday.
Speaker 2: And then I'm here thinking, just cut the coke. I
Speaker 2: want that fucking coke. And I remember this, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: I have to tell this story.
Speaker 3: What is that?
Speaker 7: I remember the time that you remember?
Speaker 4: You remember.
Speaker 1: And I'm not even paying attention.
Speaker 3: Yeah, remember the.
Speaker 2: Time that you and Stacey are I love Stacy. Remember Stacy.
Speaker 2: Then there's a forty minute shit story.
Speaker 10: Yeah, so ship story, you go through the whole thing.
Speaker 9: Yeah, Sam might have been at my one of my
Speaker 9: recent birthdays when instead of doing speeches, they all decided
Speaker 9: to take turns roasting me.
Speaker 2: I was, I was there as wells you being a
Speaker 2: shade fingering the cake. Make sure that's yours life?
Speaker 10: Thank you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they just roasted me, and I was like, you
Speaker 2: know what, that's kind.
Speaker 1: Of fitting here as well. That's kind.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, that rat's not here. Who's present that you prefer? Quick?
Speaker 2: It's coming?
Speaker 1: Of course, it's a fucking trolley, that's is I adore.
Speaker 2: Welcome back, jacking a door issues.
Speaker 11: There are no knives in this building, so I got some.
Speaker 2: I'll find that hard to believe that you're not carrying
Speaker 2: a weapon on you. Jenna.
Speaker 11: No, that's my own personal one, which.
Speaker 2: She's like, oh yeah, you's my ship.
Speaker 7: I apologize.
Speaker 1: Listen, we don't have to eat it now. We can
Speaker 1: edit after. I want to.
Speaker 2: Actually, no, not on the podcast.
Speaker 1: You're right, people hate it. It's absolutely discussing. The only
Speaker 1: person that can decide if we'll eat the cake is tie.
Speaker 1: Shall we eat it?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: Thanks?
Speaker 1: I said yes. I would have imagine if you said
Speaker 1: type people say that you're a can't do you disagree? No,
Speaker 1: it's interesting yeah. People say your mama is a bitch
Speaker 1: and he's a lizard woman. Do you disagree? That's a
Speaker 1: revelation and you've got your second backs?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yesterday.
Speaker 9: Why do I keep doing it? The day before the
Speaker 9: fucking podcast? They always feel a bit dope.
Speaker 8: You're tired?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, especially this morning. I had a fucking headache
Speaker 2: in the arms, a bit a keep it out. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I haven't packed a thing moving.
Speaker 1: By the way, Oh my god, I can't believe.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, oh, I just won't pack. I'm
Speaker 2: leaving it so late.
Speaker 1: Are you getting help from anyone?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, good, you'll be right.
Speaker 14: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I can't even help you, not ah, because you would
Speaker 1: have loved to.
Speaker 2: No, I could, you actually can. Isn't that one of
Speaker 2: the reasons you're allowed to leave the house for helping
Speaker 2: someone move? Yeah?
Speaker 10: You are.
Speaker 2: Oh isn't that good news? Mitch? You can come help.
Speaker 1: No, none happening. Moving is such a pain in the ass.
Speaker 7: What do you do with everythill? The delicates?
Speaker 1: You have to wrap them? Newspaper? What a waste of newspaper.
Speaker 2: I've got quite a few newspapers to try and get
Speaker 2: rid of.
Speaker 9: So yeah, remember that coerced into because the call operator
Speaker 9: kept flirting with me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Sam warned me.
Speaker 9: He goes, if you ever try and cancel Daily Telegraph,
Speaker 9: they make it real hard. If you call them and
Speaker 9: try and cancel it. You can't do it online.
Speaker 2: You have to call them. They will guilt trip you
Speaker 2: out of it.
Speaker 1: And it works.
Speaker 2: He flirted with me. All these fucking news papers still
Speaker 2: in the plastic that I've never read.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, because I came to your house and
Speaker 1: there was seventeen copies of my stellar interview.
Speaker 2: I thought he loves me just the one mate, I
Speaker 2: only get one cute.
Speaker 1: We have our seal and it's like getting dust on it.
Speaker 1: Hayden's like, we need to frame that. I'm like, let's
Speaker 1: hope that it's not my only interview. We don't need
Speaker 1: to frame it. Like imagine hanging that up being like
Speaker 1: my one interview.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you've got a dot Wigan's frame now, I know
Speaker 9: you know? Ye that should take center sposh.
Speaker 2: Oh, well on the ornament. Oh do you actually where
Speaker 2: you're gonna put it?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: I was thinking maybe you enter the house like on
Speaker 1: the left, so it's not halting, so I don't wake
Speaker 1: up in the middle of the night and see this
Speaker 1: woman hanging on the wall.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm saying, don't put that in the room, Like
Speaker 9: that'll be a major turn off. Yeah, Like if Hayden's
Speaker 9: struggling to keep it up, that'll be that'll.
Speaker 2: Bring it down for life.
Speaker 1: Whatever, Jesus Christ, solid hairline.
Speaker 4: I feel like it could be a good bathroom decrodive item.
Speaker 2: Oh above the toiler in the bathroom, she'll get off
Speaker 2: foggy now.
Speaker 1: People say that, People say you put your best start
Speaker 1: in the bathroom because everyone sees it, because all your
Speaker 1: guests go to the bathroom when they're over.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you've got to stare at it.
Speaker 2: It's like there's forced slightly to the left of the television,
Speaker 2: next to the mirror.
Speaker 9: It also doesn't have one of those standard frame things
Speaker 9: where you can just like flip the little you know,
Speaker 9: the stand on the back of it with normal frames.
Speaker 9: I said, where's that and he goes, no, it's too
Speaker 9: big for that and too heavy, so you can only
Speaker 9: hang it. I was like, excellent, he has to hang
Speaker 9: it on the wall, and.
Speaker 1: Our rental lets us do that. We can put up
Speaker 1: the three M stickers.
Speaker 2: Look at that. He looks good.
Speaker 1: Looking back five years. And the air rollers. I never
Speaker 1: pictured doctor have rollers, but now I can't.
Speaker 2: It makes sense.
Speaker 1: And her eyebrows flaring upwards very thinly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I adore it anyway, It's on our Instagram. This
Speaker 2: is This means nothing to no one who can't see it.
Speaker 2: Right now, we're just talking about visuals.
Speaker 7: We'll put a photo up, a talk on Mike.
Speaker 1: Please, I've got to go celebrate, so we should go
Speaker 1: get a cake to eat.
Speaker 2: To figure out how to cut the bus.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you've got to shive on you her nails,
Speaker 1: just slice it with your pinky. All right, let's go.
Speaker 1: We will see you next week. Thank you for being here. No,
Speaker 1: we won't see you next week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, back in a couple of weeks, but you know
Speaker 2: we won't be gone even long enough for you to
Speaker 2: miss this. Guys, calm down, and there's eighty five.
Speaker 1: Other episodes for you to binge while we're gone, So
Speaker 1: have a listen and leave us a five star review
Speaker 1: because when we get back, we'll do some more mug
Speaker 1: giveaways and we'll have definitive updates on the summer merge line,
Speaker 1: which is coming.
Speaker 2: From soom can't believe, Yes, I can't believe we're wrapping.
Speaker 2: I just got back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, blink of an eye, it's over.
Speaker 2: By the time we come back, we may be out
Speaker 2: of lockdown. Depends how many weeks we take.
Speaker 5: Yeah, potentially.
Speaker 2: What's the first thing you want to do after lockdown starts?
Speaker 2: To eat?
Speaker 1: Go to a restaurant.
Speaker 2: Go to a restaurant.
Speaker 1: I want to go to a restaurant. I want to
Speaker 1: order food, get some drinks, and just love getting the
Speaker 1: food brought to you. I don't want to to eat
Speaker 1: out of plastic containers on my couch.
Speaker 2: Over it, over it, I wouldn't mind a fuck. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I can donate blood now it's been that long. No,
Speaker 2: it is related because if you've had gay gay sex
Speaker 2: you can't donate blood. But because it's been more than
Speaker 2: three months, which now can.
Speaker 1: Such a ridiculous homophobic law, as if we were all
Speaker 1: be carrying around aids in our blood. Yeah, that's disgusting.
Speaker 2: I thought that joke would be funny. You took it
Speaker 2: down a dark trout. You've gone all bloody. Talk back
Speaker 2: on me, as if in our blood we might we
Speaker 2: should do a test. Yes, where do you see that
Speaker 2: segment going? If it's yes, you've got apes. If it's no,
Speaker 2: the biggest anti climax segment ever.
Speaker 1: But if it's no, we can. We can reveal it,
Speaker 1: as in that's how I find out.
Speaker 2: Last time I had a test, I was all clear
Speaker 2: and I have not rooted since I'm good.
Speaker 1: So yeah, you actually could. I didn't realize they lifted that.
Speaker 1: So if you haven't had sexies at three.
Speaker 2: Months, yeah you can do I don't think that was
Speaker 2: like they lifted it. It's always been that way.
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, got it, got it.
Speaker 2: But most people are very sexually active, so they just
Speaker 2: say gays can't donate blood. Yeah, as a general rule,
Speaker 2: But I think the three month things always been there.
Speaker 1: So are you gonna do it or you just like
Speaker 1: having the option?
Speaker 2: No, that was just emphasizing my point. It's been a
Speaker 2: while since i've Yeah anyway, Yeah, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: Anyone that'll do it or you're gonna hop on an app.
Speaker 2: Maybe I don't have anyone like lined up.
Speaker 1: People have fucks lined up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, as if.
Speaker 1: Jenneral is next door to the COVID hospital, Yeah you
Speaker 1: can get some real fun.
Speaker 2: Drick and Jenner would date someone older than her or
Speaker 2: younger than her older older Yeah, like eighty closer to
Speaker 2: my age. No, actually seventy five.
Speaker 1: I actually think you date someone bang on your age,
Speaker 1: which we don't know what that is. God, no, no, goodness, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I swared a fuck.
Speaker 2: I'm not making this up. I thought she was twenty
Speaker 2: six when I met her in twenty sixteen, and then
Speaker 2: the other year when she was like, oh, I'm turning
Speaker 2: twenty six, I was like, rubbish, yeah, I remember you
Speaker 2: being that age. We don't question it.
Speaker 1: See, I've been so honest and transparent about my age
Speaker 1: because I've been, you know, doing well. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm fucking twenty four, yard twenty five, but now I'm
Speaker 1: twenty six.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, we should fact check her date of birth.
Speaker 2: Generwear's your license? Oh wait, don't drive?
Speaker 1: You know, wear your birth cloth doesn't never have a certificate.
Speaker 2: And it just etched on a rock somewhere.
Speaker 1: We'll find three, just three, no thousands before it just
Speaker 1: three written in the blood of your placenta oils. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's a sorry.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: I had a friend who ate her placenta after she
Speaker 1: go birth.
Speaker 2: Apparently they are actually really good.
Speaker 9: Yeah, like some people get they get the placenta the
Speaker 9: after birth for those parts time, and they take it.
Speaker 2: To someone who turns them into like capsules.
Speaker 1: Yes, they dry, they not air fry it.
Speaker 7: They dehydrate it.
Speaker 9: Yeah, and then they turn it into little capsules. And
Speaker 9: apparently it does want to be a skin and stuf.
Speaker 9: But I can't think of anything worse.
Speaker 1: It's a nutrient rich it's all of stem cells because
Speaker 1: it's what the baby's like.
Speaker 2: The moisturizer on. You need to eat that shit.
Speaker 1: You know what's in moisturizer? Baby foreskin? Wow, because babies
Speaker 1: foreskins when they get circumcised, don't get thrown out. They
Speaker 1: get sent to FIA groups. Nidia are waiting.
Speaker 2: At the door with Nivia and Dove just both like
Speaker 2: punching each other out, be like, no, this one's mine, shoddy.
Speaker 2: It's like baby formula, but it's baby bloody fourth skin.
Speaker 1: Oh. I remember, Wow, tangents glore today, but it's my birthday.
Speaker 1: I remember when I worked at Cole's, the baby formula
Speaker 1: wars had begun. Like I worked in the glory days
Speaker 1: when no one gave a shit about baby formulae.
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 1: I got?
Speaker 2: Why did that become a thing?
Speaker 1: In China Mainland China, there was a big, big, big
Speaker 1: thing where someone poisoned the feet of the baby food
Speaker 1: and all these babies dared and got really sick because
Speaker 1: all the baby formula was poisoned. It was horrific, So
Speaker 1: no one trusts the baby formula companies in China. Also,
Speaker 1: the quality is really low. It's basically like milk.
Speaker 2: Powder, right, So they started getting the Audi stuff fronto.
Speaker 1: Because it's so cheap for them and it's so nutrient rich.
Speaker 1: We have such strict laws in Australia that's like it
Speaker 1: must be pure, pure, pure, but in China the law's
Speaker 1: lacks and.
Speaker 2: It sounds like you're doing a gunshot sound of pure.
Speaker 1: The babies are and yeah, they love it, but they
Speaker 1: would just buy a bowl can send it back, which
Speaker 1: is genius, right, But we had to put a band
Speaker 1: in two per customer. But people would come in by
Speaker 1: to leave, come back ten minutes later and buy two
Speaker 1: and then come back ten minutes later, and we had
Speaker 1: to like identify them and go, sir, you bought four
Speaker 1: nan gold one oh one plus today you have to
Speaker 1: leave the store.
Speaker 10: And I didn't.
Speaker 9: Now that makes sense. I literally watched a scene in
Speaker 9: Wentworth yesterday where someone went to jail. They ended up
Speaker 9: in Wentworth Prison for buying eighteen cans of baby For me,
Speaker 9: I was like, what's the issue.
Speaker 2: There's a limit. I didn't know that limit was talked
Speaker 2: by laws to thought it was this cold management being
Speaker 2: like app wait your turn.
Speaker 1: You know code orange doesn't exist. That means that there's
Speaker 1: a theft going on in the self checkout and everyone
Speaker 1: needs all them.
Speaker 2: At the self checkout, like that is bashing the thing
Speaker 2: trying to get money out of it.
Speaker 1: No, there's stealing an item, stealing steaks, trying.
Speaker 2: To get probably sparked a for you code orange.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a green apple. All right,
Speaker 1: let's go. Thank you for the birthday show.
Speaker 3: Everyone.
Speaker 1: Cake is here if you like it this whole time,
Speaker 1: and I've been fingering the the frosting.
Speaker 9: Surely Jackie. Oh, it's got a cutlery set over there
Speaker 9: for when she has a breakfast. Is there some knives
Speaker 9: over there?
Speaker 7: There's nothing?
Speaker 1: All right, Okay, we'll work it out off you. Thank
Speaker 1: you for listening. Guys, we'll see you in a couple
Speaker 1: of weeks. Will adore you stay safe, go get vaxed,
Speaker 1: and yeah we'll see soon.
Speaker 9: We hope this podcast made you feel at least two
Speaker 9: percent better. Today, we're still using the catchphrase even though
Speaker 9: we've banned type of life.
Speaker 2: No, well, I don't give a fuck if you feel
Speaker 2: better or not. Yeah, deal with your own ship.
Speaker 1: Screw you on, Thanks for listening.
Speaker 2: Love your bay guys.
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