WEBVTT - #86: Tai Verdes HATES Coombs 0:00:01.240 --> 0:00:03.160 People do some weird shit. 0:00:03.400 --> 0:00:06.920 Television legend Carrie Anne Kenney fell several meters from a 0:00:07.040 --> 0:00:09.320 trapeze while performing in the musical Pippot. 0:00:12.160 --> 0:00:14.520 Some things make more sense than others. 0:00:14.640 --> 0:00:18.320 Bring pikes, nurseries, pikes. 0:00:17.840 --> 0:00:24.160 P y k e s Hey, why I hey, as 0:00:24.200 --> 0:00:25.480 in kill hey? 0:00:25.680 --> 0:00:25.919 Why? 0:00:27.680 --> 0:00:28.000 Okay? 0:00:28.560 --> 0:00:32.400 Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adultsthood. 0:00:32.600 --> 0:00:35.320 Why is the life so expensive? I'm not even having 0:00:35.320 --> 0:00:35.800 a good chime. 0:00:36.200 --> 0:00:36.840 This is. 0:00:38.320 --> 0:00:42.320 Just a couple of mitchesn'bout me. 0:00:42.880 --> 0:00:44.159 Don't forget China. 0:00:45.479 --> 0:00:50.000 No, he is Michtui and oh my god, eighty six 0:00:50.000 --> 0:00:52.319 with a couple of dicks, Walk and get your back 0:00:52.440 --> 0:00:54.240 to the studio. 0:00:54.440 --> 0:00:56.600 Back in the same room, I literally felt like I 0:00:56.720 --> 0:00:58.920 was packing my bag for my first day school. 0:00:58.960 --> 0:01:00.640 I can imagine you ever packed show me. 0:01:00.720 --> 0:01:02.920 I don't even know where my backpack was. I was like, 0:01:02.920 --> 0:01:04.360 I've got to pack this to go to the studio. 0:01:04.360 --> 0:01:06.560 It's very weird, but here I am anyway, not about me. 0:01:06.680 --> 0:01:09.320 It's your birthday, Happy birthday. 0:01:09.480 --> 0:01:11.119 I brought my own birthday news. 0:01:12.480 --> 0:01:14.120 No, you got to play that? What was it? Jenna 0:01:14.319 --> 0:01:17.240 Prize kiper Jenna's here of Jenna? What was that? 0:01:17.760 --> 0:01:18.440 Last week, we. 0:01:18.440 --> 0:01:21.200 Realized there was some song released on the same day 0:01:21.200 --> 0:01:22.040 as Mitchell's birthday. 0:01:22.120 --> 0:01:25.080 Yes, yes, I saved it. The Mozart one and the 0:01:25.160 --> 0:01:26.680 Magic Flute. That's it. 0:01:26.880 --> 0:01:27.280 That's it. 0:01:28.000 --> 0:01:30.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got to blast that for your birthday. 0:01:30.000 --> 0:01:33.840 It's your official birthday song. Wow, Happy birthday, Mitchell. 0:01:35.319 --> 0:01:36.280 How old do you think I am? 0:01:36.360 --> 0:01:37.440 Guess forty three? 0:01:38.040 --> 0:01:40.560 No, now, Jenna, Today, of all days, you can't be 0:01:40.600 --> 0:01:43.160 a cow. We're not allowed to twenty three. 0:01:43.400 --> 0:01:46.399 I am in charge. Actually on my birthday. The one 0:01:46.400 --> 0:01:48.080 thing that I'd want more than anything is to not 0:01:48.120 --> 0:01:49.480 be in charge. Yeah. 0:01:49.480 --> 0:01:51.360 Well, I mean we've we've got a full show plan 0:01:51.440 --> 0:01:52.919 coming up. It's not going to be one of those. 0:01:52.760 --> 0:01:56.080 Big bloody birthday who has though, Like I can't be bothered. 0:01:56.280 --> 0:02:00.640 Now, we still got your present? Yes, Jenny, you go first. Okay, 0:02:00.840 --> 0:02:01.960 mine's so much better than her. 0:02:02.720 --> 0:02:04.240 Can I just say these are the only presents I'm 0:02:04.240 --> 0:02:05.880 going to get in person this year other than hate 0:02:05.920 --> 0:02:07.240 him because I can't see my family. 0:02:08.360 --> 0:02:10.000 Well, the first one is always the best. 0:02:10.120 --> 0:02:13.000 Yes, let's go, and it sets the standard high. Are 0:02:13.040 --> 0:02:14.600 you going to come over or do I come to you? 0:02:14.840 --> 0:02:15.680 Come else? 0:02:15.760 --> 0:02:15.959 Did he? 0:02:16.480 --> 0:02:18.440 I was in the same boat with not being able 0:02:18.440 --> 0:02:19.880 to see anyone on my birthday. It was on a 0:02:19.919 --> 0:02:21.880 weekend too. At least you'll be able to come to 0:02:21.919 --> 0:02:22.720 work for yours. 0:02:22.480 --> 0:02:23.600 And you couldn't picnic either. 0:02:24.120 --> 0:02:24.320 Nah. 0:02:24.560 --> 0:02:26.320 Oh that's a big box. 0:02:26.600 --> 0:02:28.640 Yeah, so it's the gift. 0:02:30.160 --> 0:02:30.920 Oh my god. 0:02:31.320 --> 0:02:33.919 So this is Jennet's present? Oh quite big? 0:02:34.200 --> 0:02:36.760 Oh it's it's it's an obscure shape it is. It's 0:02:36.800 --> 0:02:38.359 like as you want to put up here? 0:02:39.160 --> 0:02:39.720 Yeah, is this. 0:02:42.960 --> 0:02:45.520 Jennet? Why don't you announce? Do you want to preface it? No? 0:02:45.560 --> 0:02:48.839 I just have you not done this before? It's open 0:02:48.919 --> 0:02:50.480 the fucking president. It's right in front of your. 0:02:50.400 --> 0:02:52.040 Batting Jenna's first present. 0:02:55.480 --> 0:02:55.679 Good? 0:02:56.520 --> 0:02:59.760 Oh it's your very own is it just me? 0:03:03.800 --> 0:03:08.160 He loved trolley? It's a mini trolling beautiful? 0:03:08.240 --> 0:03:11.280 It is mini, isn't it. It's actually a really weird size. 0:03:11.320 --> 0:03:14.600 It's like it's useless either way. As an actual trolley 0:03:14.639 --> 0:03:17.120 it's too small, but as an ornament far too big. 0:03:17.280 --> 0:03:18.919 It's a very odd size, isn't it. 0:03:18.919 --> 0:03:22.680 It's a very odd size. Hold on, I love isn't 0:03:22.720 --> 0:03:25.240 it lovely? And you've got the logo on it and everything? 0:03:25.680 --> 0:03:27.240 You know what? I could use this as a bar 0:03:27.400 --> 0:03:30.079 cut Oh that's a great idea. I could put it 0:03:30.120 --> 0:03:31.359 in the corner of my living room and I could 0:03:31.360 --> 0:03:35.240 put vodkas and liquors in there. How do I look 0:03:35.280 --> 0:03:35.600 with it? 0:03:36.120 --> 0:03:39.400 Oh fabulous. I'll get a photo for our Instagram. 0:03:39.120 --> 0:03:41.400 Later, I'll put it on the social But that is glorious. 0:03:41.440 --> 0:03:43.800 But now this is the big one. Oh that was big? 0:03:43.920 --> 0:03:45.280 That was and I love it? 0:03:46.280 --> 0:03:51.440 Wow? Oh, no, need to kill the silence, guys, it's sorry. 0:03:51.480 --> 0:03:54.360 Sorry are you saying I was admiring the trolley? 0:03:54.440 --> 0:03:54.839 Very good? 0:03:56.560 --> 0:03:58.680 Yeah, it's not as big but square? 0:04:02.000 --> 0:04:03.680 Is it a frame of sorts? 0:04:04.240 --> 0:04:06.400 Well, yeah, it is good to know. 0:04:07.760 --> 0:04:10.600 Oh is it our first million dollar check? No? 0:04:10.600 --> 0:04:13.600 No, no, I don't even remember where I put that. 0:04:13.760 --> 0:04:13.960 No. 0:04:15.280 --> 0:04:17.360 Oh wow. I love the wrapping paper too. 0:04:17.480 --> 0:04:20.160 Oh yeah, sorry, that was the leftover wrapping paper from 0:04:20.160 --> 0:04:21.000 my nephew's president. 0:04:21.000 --> 0:04:23.720 It's got like tracks going to say it was very childish. 0:04:23.760 --> 0:04:26.200 But can you just open it for dwelling. 0:04:26.320 --> 0:04:28.120 I'm one of those people that get really anxious before 0:04:28.120 --> 0:04:30.280 opening gifts. So I love the stall. 0:04:30.279 --> 0:04:31.200 Why do you get anxious? 0:04:31.200 --> 0:04:33.080 I don't know, because if I want my reaction to 0:04:33.120 --> 0:04:34.120 be perfect. 0:04:34.000 --> 0:04:36.200 No, I don't ever think your reaction it's react genuinely. 0:04:36.680 --> 0:04:38.400 I've opened the back of it, which is always a 0:04:38.400 --> 0:04:38.960 good op. 0:04:38.760 --> 0:04:40.640 When you want well done. 0:04:40.640 --> 0:04:44.000 Okay, or I can see the back. This is exciting 0:04:44.040 --> 0:04:47.640 and I'm slowly turning for the first time. Oh contraceptive 0:04:48.120 --> 0:04:51.360 Sam the window, so it's facing Sam. I haven't seen 0:04:51.400 --> 0:04:53.880 it yet. What's your first reaction without ruining it? 0:04:54.600 --> 0:04:56.039 It's it's very special. 0:04:56.080 --> 0:04:59.240 It's fabulous, isn't it beautiful? The big revealed what is 0:04:59.279 --> 0:05:09.400 in the frame. It's exciting. Oh oh, he's speechless for once. 0:05:11.320 --> 0:05:15.360 Who it is. I've got a sketch artist to do 0:05:15.480 --> 0:05:18.360 a caricature of Mitch as Dot Wiggers. 0:05:18.480 --> 0:05:19.120 Oh my god. 0:05:19.200 --> 0:05:21.200 So it's like his old lady alter ego, but it 0:05:21.240 --> 0:05:24.080 looks like him. It literally looks like Missus Doubtfire. 0:05:24.200 --> 0:05:25.080 Oh my god, it does. 0:05:25.160 --> 0:05:25.760 I love her. 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:27.480 But then it looks like you. It's kind of creepy. 0:05:27.600 --> 0:05:30.720 The wait, this is amazing, isn't it. 0:05:30.839 --> 0:05:32.800 Did you send them a photo of me? 0:05:33.480 --> 0:05:33.680 Yeah? 0:05:33.839 --> 0:05:35.000 What was the source material? 0:05:35.240 --> 0:05:37.200 I think it was the photo of us reacting to 0:05:37.240 --> 0:05:39.640 the MIM's magic. We were horrified because it looked like 0:05:39.680 --> 0:05:41.760 a bag of jizz, but it was moisturizer. 0:05:42.000 --> 0:05:44.080 Oh my god, this is one of the best gifts 0:05:44.120 --> 0:05:45.320 I've ever received in my life. 0:05:45.680 --> 0:05:47.920 I know, right, look at told you Jenna, No, I 0:05:48.160 --> 0:05:51.400 have to admit that's exactly. And I went to the 0:05:51.800 --> 0:05:53.719 guy that was making the custom frame and he told 0:05:53.760 --> 0:05:55.120 me what he was going to do, and I said, no, no, 0:05:55.240 --> 0:05:55.880 that doesn't. 0:05:55.600 --> 0:05:58.440 Look nannerish enough. I need something more nannurish. But Hayden 0:05:58.480 --> 0:05:59.800 told me it had to be a white frame to 0:05:59.880 --> 0:06:00.640 go with the house. 0:06:01.440 --> 0:06:01.640 Yeah. 0:06:01.760 --> 0:06:02.440 Pain in the ass. 0:06:03.440 --> 0:06:04.320 Oh, I love it. 0:06:04.480 --> 0:06:06.240 I'll put a photo that on the Instagram too. It's 0:06:06.279 --> 0:06:08.320 actually quite freaky. Mitch as an old woman. 0:06:09.920 --> 0:06:11.800 Now we have a visual of what looks like every 0:06:11.839 --> 0:06:12.880 time she arrives. Havea be fair. 0:06:12.920 --> 0:06:15.480 That's exactly what I pictured in my mind. Yeah, very similar. 0:06:15.600 --> 0:06:18.320 She was a bit older, but she's actually looks quite 0:06:18.360 --> 0:06:18.720 good in that. 0:06:18.839 --> 0:06:22.279 I think she's even got your quiff. It's is gay anyway? 0:06:23.000 --> 0:06:23.760 Ready for the next ones? 0:06:24.320 --> 0:06:26.040 Well, I mean you know what we are like. If 0:06:26.080 --> 0:06:28.039 there's any sort of special occasion. 0:06:29.160 --> 0:06:32.560 She stuck down, you know what happens. 0:06:32.720 --> 0:06:34.600 It's a special occasion. We've got a bit of wine 0:06:34.640 --> 0:06:35.080 off for your. 0:06:37.279 --> 0:06:37.600 Pop it. 0:06:37.760 --> 0:06:41.040 Oh is it corked? You should pop up. I got 0:06:41.080 --> 0:06:43.960 to one of them sits for me later and let's 0:06:44.040 --> 0:06:45.080 be open the second out of mine. 0:06:45.240 --> 0:06:48.799 I don't think we'll get there well, because a glass, 0:06:48.880 --> 0:06:51.880 Sam everyone, three lunches? 0:06:53.880 --> 0:06:56.279 Were they were? They what you're expecting? These gifts? 0:06:56.400 --> 0:06:59.080 Not at all, not in the slightest. 0:07:00.279 --> 0:07:02.600 Twenty six I know, I look at you, guys. So 0:07:03.240 --> 0:07:05.000 today on the show, we're going to be doing talk 0:07:05.080 --> 0:07:08.880 back tings. You know how we love that. And also 0:07:09.560 --> 0:07:11.800 the guy behind a Okay, you know that song that 0:07:11.840 --> 0:07:14.640 we've played many times on this podcast, ty Verdez. 0:07:15.200 --> 0:07:17.360 You'll hear the interview we did with him, and put 0:07:17.400 --> 0:07:19.440 it this way. I've never walked away from an interview 0:07:19.480 --> 0:07:21.000 and thought they hate me. 0:07:22.360 --> 0:07:24.960 I like either of I and I didn't. This interview 0:07:25.240 --> 0:07:26.480 loved me, but he hated you. 0:07:26.640 --> 0:07:29.800 It was purely channeled in my direction. You'll hear what happened, 0:07:29.840 --> 0:07:30.480 like just shocking. 0:07:31.720 --> 0:07:33.000 Thank you, Jenna, pass me your glass? 0:07:33.320 --> 0:07:36.200 Yes, So ties on later, Yeah, and talk back things. 0:07:36.320 --> 0:07:38.200 I'm killing time while your Paul wine. But you're taking 0:07:38.240 --> 0:07:39.000 your fucking time. 0:07:39.520 --> 0:07:42.600 You want one. He's not here to fuck spy it. 0:07:42.840 --> 0:07:43.800 He's just in the queue. 0:07:44.320 --> 0:07:48.080 Almost gone for a bottle, guys, Well. 0:07:47.960 --> 0:07:56.800 I've got another bottle, don't you Happy birthday, Chiery, brilliant gifts? 0:07:56.920 --> 0:07:57.240 All right? 0:07:57.360 --> 0:07:58.400 Who wants to go first with? 0:07:58.480 --> 0:07:58.600 There? 0:07:58.720 --> 0:07:59.720 Is that you don't need to say. 0:07:59.600 --> 0:08:01.800 If it's first time listening, like we always say, it 0:08:01.800 --> 0:08:04.520 okay altogether, so go back, stop listening and listen to 0:08:04.560 --> 0:08:04.920 something else. 0:08:04.960 --> 0:08:07.200 Yeah, it don't makes no sense, but every week. 0:08:07.080 --> 0:08:08.120 We start the same way with two? 0:08:08.240 --> 0:08:08.640 Is it just me? 0:08:08.800 --> 0:08:11.400 Something we've noticed? Something we hate or appreciate both GM's. 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:13.520 Mitch doesn't know mine, I don't know you begin. I 0:08:13.560 --> 0:08:15.360 want to drink some wine and admire my gifts. 0:08:15.560 --> 0:08:18.240 Sure, all right, I can kick things off. Hit it, Bradley, 0:08:20.160 --> 0:08:25.520 Is it just me? Did moving house make you feel 0:08:25.560 --> 0:08:26.160 a bit emotions? 0:08:27.200 --> 0:08:27.400 Ah? 0:08:29.240 --> 0:08:32.200 Yes, family homes, yes, but I've never had to move 0:08:32.240 --> 0:08:33.439 out of an apartment yet. 0:08:33.720 --> 0:08:35.800 Oh that's true. Oh yeah, I mean didn't you move 0:08:35.840 --> 0:08:36.320 to New York? 0:08:36.440 --> 0:08:36.480 Like? 0:08:36.600 --> 0:08:37.520 Was that sad leaving there? 0:08:37.679 --> 0:08:39.440 I was excited. I was nineteen, I thought I was straight. 0:08:39.480 --> 0:08:42.200 I was very confused mentally all I meant coming back? Ah? 0:08:43.160 --> 0:08:45.160 Yes, I was very upset. Yes, that's a good point. 0:08:45.000 --> 0:08:47.080 There, feel. I do remember crying when I moved out 0:08:47.080 --> 0:08:48.880 of my family home, which I wasn't expecting because I 0:08:49.000 --> 0:08:50.839 was so rearing and ready to get to Sydney. But 0:08:50.920 --> 0:08:53.800 on the driving down the lane, I was like, oh, I. 0:08:53.920 --> 0:08:55.679 Was going to miss it, but posted it past the 0:08:55.720 --> 0:08:56.480 one traffic light. 0:08:56.679 --> 0:08:58.079 Yeah, you're ready to see heaps of you. 0:08:59.559 --> 0:09:02.360 But actually, by the time this episod's out, I will 0:09:02.400 --> 0:09:05.520 have already moved apartments. And you know that process you 0:09:05.600 --> 0:09:07.240 go through when you're looking for one where you're like 0:09:07.480 --> 0:09:09.439 so eager, Yeah, let's get it. You're fighting for it. 0:09:09.880 --> 0:09:12.280 After that settle, then it's locked in. It's only been 0:09:12.320 --> 0:09:13.960 now that I'm about to move out that I'm like, oh, 0:09:14.000 --> 0:09:14.600 I'm actually going. 0:09:14.559 --> 0:09:16.160 To miss this place. There's a few things about it 0:09:16.240 --> 0:09:18.240 that I love that the new place does not have. 0:09:18.559 --> 0:09:20.640 Yeah, there's a charm that you learn to love about 0:09:20.679 --> 0:09:23.640 your yeas and you learn things about homes that are 0:09:23.840 --> 0:09:27.480 so so minute and so detail little ins and outs, 0:09:27.559 --> 0:09:29.520 Like I know the fact that our doors don't open 0:09:29.600 --> 0:09:31.720 fully because the design was clearly done wrong and they 0:09:31.800 --> 0:09:34.200 didn't measure in place or your old place, my current 0:09:34.240 --> 0:09:35.480 place that I'm in. But I'm like, I kind of 0:09:35.559 --> 0:09:36.800 love that the doors are funky like that. 0:09:37.520 --> 0:09:39.400 Are you guys looking to move to Oh yeah, we'll 0:09:39.400 --> 0:09:39.720 be out. 0:09:39.600 --> 0:09:42.199 Of there at a half. Yeah, Ok, I'll hi removals 0:09:42.280 --> 0:09:42.880 and we'll be out like that. 0:09:43.120 --> 0:09:44.560 But it's all the memories. 0:09:44.960 --> 0:09:45.200 Yeah. 0:09:45.760 --> 0:09:49.720 My current place, I get a bit of afternoon sun. Yeah, 0:09:50.280 --> 0:09:52.400 and I love just having a little afternoon nap with 0:09:52.440 --> 0:09:54.400 the cat on the end of the bed, sun beaming 0:09:54.440 --> 0:09:54.880 on me. Nah. 0:09:54.960 --> 0:09:57.240 My new bedroom is like north facing or something, so 0:09:57.280 --> 0:09:59.000 I just get the blaring midday sun. 0:09:59.200 --> 0:10:01.920 No, North, North is good, isn't isn't it? North is 0:10:01.920 --> 0:10:03.760 great because in you get morning and afternoon sun because 0:10:03.760 --> 0:10:04.240 it sets like this. 0:10:04.480 --> 0:10:06.840 It's a lot of sun, a lot of too, regardless. 0:10:06.960 --> 0:10:09.360 But also I feel bad for the cad Poor Isabella. 0:10:09.440 --> 0:10:11.000 She loves getting up in our balcony at the moment. 0:10:11.120 --> 0:10:14.280 Yeah, the brick edge the new balcony, the railing around 0:10:14.280 --> 0:10:16.760 the side is like a metal bar. So she gets 0:10:16.880 --> 0:10:18.319 up on that, she'll fall to her death. 0:10:18.200 --> 0:10:20.000 And she's hefty. Yeah, she loves. 0:10:19.800 --> 0:10:21.720 Sitting up on the balcony just looking at the birds 0:10:21.760 --> 0:10:23.560 in the trees next door. And I'm like, I'm going 0:10:23.640 --> 0:10:24.040 to miss that. 0:10:24.280 --> 0:10:25.840 But she'll still be able to sit on the balcony 0:10:25.960 --> 0:10:28.360 ride not up on the ledge. She'll just learned to 0:10:28.400 --> 0:10:31.040 love jet plane small and. 0:10:31.120 --> 0:10:32.440 The beautiful view of Sydney. 0:10:32.600 --> 0:10:33.719 Yeah, you have a beautiful view. 0:10:33.720 --> 0:10:36.040 I've seen the photos and air cons, so it's like, 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:37.079 I'm not gonna be too upset. 0:10:37.240 --> 0:10:37.400 I know. 0:10:37.559 --> 0:10:39.200 I was about to say, think of the pros. 0:10:40.480 --> 0:10:42.720 I just feel like I get a bit high per 0:10:42.720 --> 0:10:45.640 emotional because mercury is officially in retrogradeds. You know, when 0:10:45.679 --> 0:10:47.440 I get it, I get a bit wacked. 0:10:47.559 --> 0:10:50.920 Ury someone is so sound and sensible, beautiful, even that 0:10:51.080 --> 0:10:52.120 horseshit shocks me. 0:10:52.320 --> 0:10:54.800 I know that actually is just my undoing. Like I 0:10:54.880 --> 0:10:57.160 try and be rational at all times, but I don't 0:10:57.160 --> 0:10:59.800 even know what it means. What is mercury and retrograde mean? 0:11:00.000 --> 0:11:01.680 I don't know what that means in terms of planets, 0:11:01.960 --> 0:11:04.120 but all I know is that in Layman's terms, shit 0:11:04.160 --> 0:11:04.959 gets a bit fucked. 0:11:05.040 --> 0:11:06.960 Yeah, when mercury is in retrograde. 0:11:06.600 --> 0:11:10.640 Doesn't a retrograde mean back like it's retro it's going backwards, retrograding. 0:11:10.679 --> 0:11:13.440 Yeah, come on about gold Star Googles Google what that means? 0:11:13.520 --> 0:11:15.439 Yeah, I think so I'll do it. I'll do it. 0:11:15.600 --> 0:11:18.199 No one's fighting you, Jenna, No I'm doing it. You're 0:11:18.240 --> 0:11:20.800 not a sentimental person. I don't actually I know, you 0:11:20.880 --> 0:11:22.559 know what I was going to actually take that right back. 0:11:22.800 --> 0:11:24.880 You give off the impression that you're not sentimental, but 0:11:24.920 --> 0:11:25.680 you are very mushy. 0:11:25.880 --> 0:11:29.240 Oh yeah, I mean I don't get all sappy in 0:11:29.320 --> 0:11:32.400 person and stuff, but you know, if I need to, 0:11:32.559 --> 0:11:34.880 I can. You know, I'm good at writing things because 0:11:34.960 --> 0:11:37.720 it's hard to articulate when you're feeling sentimental. 0:11:37.760 --> 0:11:39.520 You know, Yes, I agree with you. Jenna's got the 0:11:39.559 --> 0:11:40.200 Google yep. 0:11:40.800 --> 0:11:44.920 So mercury retrograde is an optical illusion, which means it 0:11:45.000 --> 0:11:47.760 looks as if the planet is moving backwards from our 0:11:47.880 --> 0:11:52.920 view here on Earth. So it's ultimately an optical illusion, so. 0:11:52.960 --> 0:11:53.520 It's not real. 0:11:54.160 --> 0:11:58.280 Can you know, Google? Why does she get fucked? Hey? Theory? 0:11:59.000 --> 0:12:01.240 Why does she get fucked when mercury is in retrograde? 0:12:01.240 --> 0:12:04.200 Because that happens every time, and the bloody mercury retrograde 0:12:04.200 --> 0:12:07.040 shadow period right before, just in the last couple of weeks, 0:12:07.120 --> 0:12:08.240 all of my technology failed. 0:12:08.280 --> 0:12:10.280 It always happens. I'm waiting for card trouble, That's what 0:12:10.320 --> 0:12:10.760 it's going to be. 0:12:11.160 --> 0:12:16.040 Astrologers believe that during this perceived backwards motion, technology and 0:12:16.120 --> 0:12:20.199 communication could get district, setting a damper on anyone's well. 0:12:20.240 --> 0:12:22.560 That checks out because your MacBook was smashed. Your webcam 0:12:22.720 --> 0:12:23.439 was shocking. 0:12:23.400 --> 0:12:24.920 Yep, and microphone. 0:12:27.160 --> 0:12:30.000 I brought my mic that I used passing from home 0:12:30.120 --> 0:12:33.160 into the studio today and as I plugged in, it. 0:12:33.200 --> 0:12:35.600 Like blew up. Fuck I told you it's real. When 0:12:35.720 --> 0:12:37.359 the internet wasn't working, were. 0:12:37.080 --> 0:12:38.760 Recording that because we could play that? 0:12:39.040 --> 0:12:39.679 I think we were. 0:12:39.760 --> 0:12:42.319 Oh my gokay, if let's leave space for this audio 0:12:42.400 --> 0:12:43.520 now of Mitch's mike having a heart. 0:12:44.080 --> 0:12:47.199 This is the planet's fucking me over again. Oh wait, 0:12:47.240 --> 0:12:52.160 do you want to do? Oh what was that? 0:12:59.360 --> 0:12:59.960 That's no idea? 0:13:00.240 --> 0:13:00.679 Did you do that? 0:13:00.760 --> 0:13:00.960 Sam? 0:13:01.200 --> 0:13:05.640 Yeah, it was like the mic became a speaker talking 0:13:05.679 --> 0:13:05.839 to it. 0:13:05.960 --> 0:13:07.400 Now I'm not plugged in. 0:13:07.480 --> 0:13:09.400 We'll plugging it again. I'll pull it down the no 0:13:09.520 --> 0:13:11.920 we need to see it won't blow up. 0:13:14.080 --> 0:13:16.480 This might be a later issue, so I'll bring that 0:13:16.559 --> 0:13:19.079 up with a text later. Let's for today, just use 0:13:19.120 --> 0:13:21.640 the normal one and we'll figure that out later. Because 0:13:21.679 --> 0:13:23.480 that was fucking no good. 0:13:24.200 --> 0:13:26.880 Don't healthy doesn't anyway, Let's move on. 0:13:27.040 --> 0:13:29.920 Yeah, you know what means? I think regardless, Like you said, 0:13:29.960 --> 0:13:32.199 you've got airkin, you've got beautiful city views. It's a 0:13:32.360 --> 0:13:35.400 nicer apartment, like it's not as dinky and it's new. 0:13:35.640 --> 0:13:37.760 Yeah, I mean I've coped with change before, so I'll 0:13:37.840 --> 0:13:38.240 be fine. 0:13:38.320 --> 0:13:40.680 But you know, all right, well here's the new house done? 0:13:40.840 --> 0:13:41.160 All right? 0:13:41.360 --> 0:13:44.080 What do you got my birthdage out? 0:13:45.920 --> 0:13:47.040 Is it just me? 0:13:52.240 --> 0:13:56.120 Did you also think that hibernation meant that bears would 0:13:56.160 --> 0:13:57.600 just sleep for three months straight? 0:13:58.000 --> 0:13:59.839 Did they not? Where do they go? 0:14:00.320 --> 0:14:00.360 No? 0:14:01.600 --> 0:14:03.040 They go into a tree and sleep. 0:14:03.160 --> 0:14:03.199 No? 0:14:04.280 --> 0:14:04.559 Nope? 0:14:05.280 --> 0:14:05.559 Wrong? 0:14:05.679 --> 0:14:10.120 Where are you getting this information? Okay, well, what does 0:14:10.160 --> 0:14:10.640 that actually mean? 0:14:10.679 --> 0:14:13.520 I'm getting it from the Encyclopedia of the World in 0:14:13.600 --> 0:14:18.280 twenty twenty one, TikTok Oh. Bears do not hibernate. And 0:14:18.320 --> 0:14:20.760 I think Sam is furiously googling. I can see his hair. 0:14:20.640 --> 0:14:22.400 Flailing in Yeah, I don't trust you at all. 0:14:22.520 --> 0:14:24.920 Well, you can corroborate or I don't think that's the 0:14:25.000 --> 0:14:27.360 right use that word. You can find out they do 0:14:27.520 --> 0:14:30.880 not hibernate. They don't sleep. Yes, in the cold months, 0:14:30.960 --> 0:14:33.240 they need to reserve their body warmth, so they will 0:14:33.480 --> 0:14:36.000 gather food, and they'll gather salmon and nuts and little 0:14:36.160 --> 0:14:39.080 treats and lint balls that they find in cabins, and 0:14:39.160 --> 0:14:42.880 honey and honey before hibernation to get ready for the 0:14:42.960 --> 0:14:45.120 cold months, and then when the cold months hit, they've 0:14:45.160 --> 0:14:47.120 just got a stockpile so they don't have to hunt, 0:14:47.360 --> 0:14:49.040 or they don't have to go searching because they can 0:14:49.120 --> 0:14:51.120 go geez, I need to save this energy. Yeah, let's 0:14:51.160 --> 0:14:53.200 go to the pantry and see what I've got stocked up. 0:14:53.280 --> 0:14:55.120 They're not actually sleeping the whole time. 0:14:55.320 --> 0:14:58.040 So when you go to Costco and do a big shop, yeah, 0:14:58.360 --> 0:15:00.400 you're basically hibernating because he I don't have to go 0:15:00.480 --> 0:15:01.040 to the grow three. 0:15:01.120 --> 0:15:02.520 Yes, shot for like a week or two. 0:15:02.720 --> 0:15:05.040 Yes, but we were all lied to his children because 0:15:05.120 --> 0:15:06.920 I had the same thought, So did Juice, So did Juice, 0:15:06.920 --> 0:15:07.440 so did Sam. 0:15:07.680 --> 0:15:07.880 Yeah. 0:15:07.920 --> 0:15:10.600 I pictured them just having a really long snooze in 0:15:10.640 --> 0:15:14.120 a cave somewhere, loving life, and then being like that 0:15:14.280 --> 0:15:15.240 was a great three months. 0:15:15.520 --> 0:15:17.160 Wait, I'm gonna go about my business now. 0:15:17.200 --> 0:15:19.720 But I also feel like in movies like Over the Head, 0:15:19.760 --> 0:15:22.320 You remember Over the Hedge that bear. I think in 0:15:22.360 --> 0:15:24.600 the start of that movie he does a big comical 0:15:24.680 --> 0:15:27.880 yawn and wakes up after hibernation. We were tricked as 0:15:27.960 --> 0:15:29.479 kids so many any info. 0:15:29.840 --> 0:15:32.040 Dad's pretty much everything you're saying, which is this is 0:15:32.080 --> 0:15:32.520 a rare and. 0:15:32.600 --> 0:15:34.840 Oh my god, you're joking. 0:15:34.960 --> 0:15:38.480 I know it doesn't that just blow your mind. But 0:15:38.560 --> 0:15:40.440 then I guess when you think about it, sleeping for 0:15:40.520 --> 0:15:42.000 three months, so it's ridiculous. 0:15:42.480 --> 0:15:44.080 Yeah, you'd get over it real quick, wouldn't you. 0:15:44.480 --> 0:15:47.200