WEBVTT - FULL: Get Me The Aorta 0:00:01.120 --> 0:00:02.000 Got anything good. 0:00:02.680 --> 0:00:09.440 Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:00:10.280 --> 0:00:11.240 Good morning Jack Poets. 0:00:11.240 --> 0:00:13.520 Good to see you. Sorry, it's good to see you. 0:00:13.560 --> 0:00:14.320 So if you've been on like. 0:00:14.240 --> 0:00:17.840 A radio training modules, it's just good to see you. 0:00:17.360 --> 0:00:18.480 Make articulate. 0:00:18.680 --> 0:00:21.800 Every said that to me before ever at the top 0:00:21.800 --> 0:00:24.640 of a show or even offer good to see you. 0:00:24.720 --> 0:00:27.840 What're we on? Anchorman? Stay classy, pats. 0:00:27.840 --> 0:00:29.920 You what went through just a second before you press 0:00:29.960 --> 0:00:32.800 the microphone and was like every morning I say, hey, guys, like, 0:00:32.880 --> 0:00:33.720 why don't you try some. 0:00:33.880 --> 0:00:35.920 Just make it up. It's a bit of a jazz 0:00:36.040 --> 0:00:37.840 vibe to Improfit morning, Patsy. 0:00:37.880 --> 0:00:38.199 How are you? 0:00:38.320 --> 0:00:39.839 Yeah, I'm great, How are you guys? 0:00:40.080 --> 0:00:42.720 So, Patsy, please share with us what your daughter tried 0:00:42.720 --> 0:00:44.960 to do at school yesterday. I just presume they weren't 0:00:44.960 --> 0:00:46.320 still doing this kind of stuff. 0:00:46.320 --> 0:00:51.160 Oh yeah, Jack Ord's had biology yesterday and it's great 0:00:51.200 --> 0:00:54.600 because finally in sights she's getting to actually like hands 0:00:54.600 --> 0:00:58.360 on do stuff. But yesterday involved her very first dissection. 0:00:59.080 --> 0:01:01.400 The way that you appeared to have a lot of 0:01:01.480 --> 0:01:07.679 relish about this, she finally cuts something up flesh, knife, scalpel, blood. 0:01:08.160 --> 0:01:10.280 It's been so much theory up to this point and 0:01:10.280 --> 0:01:11.240 now she's year eight. 0:01:13.680 --> 0:01:17.479 Blah blah blah blah blah, egghead, When do we get 0:01:17.520 --> 0:01:18.759 to cut up a sheep's heart? 0:01:18.959 --> 0:01:20.440 Give me a scalpel already. 0:01:20.959 --> 0:01:25.160 So they had a sheep's heart yesterday. 0:01:25.680 --> 0:01:31.560 Hot weather thirty four thirty five degrees carving up a 0:01:31.680 --> 0:01:32.320 sheep's heart. 0:01:32.360 --> 0:01:33.720 Oh no, unless you're. 0:01:33.600 --> 0:01:35.960 Training to be like a butcher or something. Why are 0:01:35.959 --> 0:01:37.560 they doing that this day and age? 0:01:38.080 --> 0:01:39.720 She said it, And it's stank. 0:01:39.880 --> 0:01:42.360 She said, that was the worst thing. So she came home. 0:01:42.440 --> 0:01:45.399 She hadn't touched her lunch, she said, I just it was. 0:01:45.680 --> 0:01:49.240 It was pig's heart, wasn't it one freshly butchered on 0:01:49.280 --> 0:01:51.080 a Tuesday night? Pats, She just puts her hand in 0:01:51.120 --> 0:01:53.440 the in a live sheep and rips his heart out. 0:01:53.800 --> 0:01:57.240 Offul five days a week. But yeah, so it was 0:01:57.280 --> 0:02:00.200 stinking hot, she said, it stank. At one point they 0:02:00.240 --> 0:02:03.040 nearly drop the heart on the floor of the science 0:02:03.160 --> 0:02:05.640 room because it like slid along the board it was on. 0:02:06.440 --> 0:02:08.880 So is there a twenty five half kid? 0:02:09.240 --> 0:02:11.120 I wanted to know in the middle that they're. 0:02:10.960 --> 0:02:13.440 A stab there's twenty nine because it's a class of 0:02:13.520 --> 0:02:14.440 twenty nine and. 0:02:14.440 --> 0:02:16.600 Well, he's got sheep's hot and fresh. 0:02:16.440 --> 0:02:21.320 Cart like freshly sort from the abbatois and yeah, off 0:02:21.400 --> 0:02:23.880 you go, kids, get me the ilta do this? 0:02:24.040 --> 0:02:25.560 Do that you are relishing this? 0:02:25.919 --> 0:02:29.040 She is not. 0:02:29.280 --> 0:02:32.240 I just it's like, finally she's, you know, putting the 0:02:32.240 --> 0:02:34.800 theory into practices sciences all. 0:02:35.680 --> 0:02:38.880 At school and she hasn't said what finally a proper 0:02:39.000 --> 0:02:39.720 lesson for her? 0:02:40.080 --> 0:02:41.320 The joy those kids must have. 0:02:41.720 --> 0:02:43.800 So some teach her to go to an apatoire and 0:02:43.840 --> 0:02:46.000 get what twenty What do they do? 0:02:46.000 --> 0:02:49.280 Does the teacher like physically go to the local abattoir 0:02:49.480 --> 0:02:51.680 or do they like drop it off like uber abatar 0:02:52.040 --> 0:02:53.440 or what do they do? 0:02:53.760 --> 0:02:55.799 I guess there's a sack that gets dropped off like 0:02:56.200 --> 0:02:56.800 and like you. 0:02:58.120 --> 0:03:01.960 Sack, why can't it be a bag? The image of 0:03:02.040 --> 0:03:04.160 the delivery. I need someone as signed for this. 0:03:06.240 --> 0:03:07.160 On the pinula today. 0:03:07.280 --> 0:03:09.680 Also, you know some school administrator you know what, I'm 0:03:09.680 --> 0:03:12.040 gonna have to count each one individually here because we 0:03:12.120 --> 0:03:13.960 got fooled last year when you said there were thirty 0:03:13.960 --> 0:03:16.160 two and there was only twenty five and five kids 0:03:16.160 --> 0:03:17.120 were really upset. 0:03:17.360 --> 0:03:18.480 They were filthy and. 0:03:18.440 --> 0:03:22.200 Now invoice was out because you were five short. Yeah, 0:03:22.240 --> 0:03:23.320 so she had that yesterday. 0:03:23.919 --> 0:03:27.400 We have some audio we haven't We're blessed. On this 0:03:27.520 --> 0:03:30.760 radio show, Patsy sometimes records. It'll kind of I will 0:03:30.800 --> 0:03:32.800 call them what they kind of mini episode. 0:03:32.880 --> 0:03:34.720 We go into the family home God. 0:03:34.840 --> 0:03:39.480 And we also go into some hammy old acting from Patsy. 0:03:39.480 --> 0:03:42.760 Previously on the Newman's we had this killer line. What 0:03:43.320 --> 0:03:50.360 that's it was just slamming as well, what that's a travesty? 0:03:50.480 --> 0:03:54.480 Doctor beaching? What that's travesty? 0:03:54.840 --> 0:03:57.400 After this song a brand new episode of A Home 0:03:57.440 --> 0:03:59.280 with the Newmans go nowhere. 0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:02.559 Of a Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:04:02.840 --> 0:04:05.560 Jackson has gone around the team asking did everyone on 0:04:05.600 --> 0:04:08.080 the team dissect something in theology class? 0:04:08.160 --> 0:04:10.760 And we all did? I did the heart and eye? Rea, 0:04:10.880 --> 0:04:12.720 what did you do? Yeah? We had frog and I 0:04:12.960 --> 0:04:15.120 for yep. Caitlin, what do you do? 0:04:15.440 --> 0:04:17.520 No, we weren't allowed to. We were at a berg 0:04:17.560 --> 0:04:20.839 in school. Me too, I wasn't allowed I we never 0:04:20.880 --> 0:04:23.640 dissected anything. The whole school didn't dissect anything. It wasn't 0:04:23.680 --> 0:04:26.159 just I had to say, were you told that? I 0:04:26.279 --> 0:04:29.680 wasn't trusted to sharp projects for the postboy? Okay, let 0:04:29.760 --> 0:04:31.560 him play with that. Me to measure a thing again 0:04:31.800 --> 0:04:33.840 I thought they got rid of it. I'm surprised at 0:04:33.839 --> 0:04:35.720 all he's doing it. I thought it was an olden 0:04:35.800 --> 0:04:36.160 day thing. 0:04:36.440 --> 0:04:38.880 Now they must have brought it back to huge demand. 0:04:38.920 --> 0:04:39.200 From that. 0:04:41.080 --> 0:04:44.680 He's been protesting outside the school cut up animal hearts. 0:04:45.720 --> 0:04:50.200 We have to do a sheep's lung. But we were again, 0:04:50.240 --> 0:04:52.280 there's something something with your handling of. 0:04:52.240 --> 0:04:52.840 This whole thing. 0:04:52.880 --> 0:04:54.320 There's no about it. 0:04:55.800 --> 0:04:56.120 There is. 0:04:56.160 --> 0:04:58.760 There's a smile in the voice and the heart, the 0:04:58.920 --> 0:05:00.800 sheep's heart. There's also you. 0:05:00.800 --> 0:05:03.280 Seem to be relishing all this cutting up animal things. 0:05:03.560 --> 0:05:06.120 No, no, but we were glad because the other class 0:05:06.160 --> 0:05:09.559 had to do rats. So I figured sheep were better 0:05:09.720 --> 0:05:12.880 than tiny little rats. Rats would be hard because they're 0:05:12.880 --> 0:05:13.440 so small. 0:05:14.200 --> 0:05:21.240 Give me a sheep, given monkey advertise in there, you know, 0:05:21.240 --> 0:05:23.159 I don't give me a teeny weeny little rat. 0:05:23.200 --> 0:05:26.320 Give me a big I'm just saying out loud, a human. 0:05:27.600 --> 0:05:28.960 I can do rats at home. 0:05:30.440 --> 0:05:30.800 All right. 0:05:30.920 --> 0:05:34.000 So Patsy recorded what happened yesterday when my daughter already 0:05:34.040 --> 0:05:43.919 came home getting ready for some powerful acting around the 0:05:43.920 --> 0:05:44.560 dinner table. 0:05:44.720 --> 0:05:45.200 Let's play. 0:05:45.880 --> 0:05:48.679 I was school today. We have to dissect a sheep 0:05:48.720 --> 0:05:50.000 heard in science today? 0:05:50.920 --> 0:05:53.920 Spells okay? What is. 0:05:59.279 --> 0:06:01.440 He must have gone, what are you doing? This is 0:06:01.480 --> 0:06:06.120 what acting is? So go again, I'm doing your reaction thing. 0:06:07.080 --> 0:06:08.000 Please run. 0:06:15.080 --> 0:06:17.880 It was school today. We had to dissect a sheep 0:06:17.920 --> 0:06:22.520 part in science today spelt so bad. I walked into 0:06:22.560 --> 0:06:23.760 the room and I could smell it. 0:06:24.360 --> 0:06:29.800 Oh sorry, actually just stopped the cliffs sorr. Let's write again. 0:06:30.360 --> 0:06:33.920 Today we had to dissect a sheep part in science today. 0:06:34.880 --> 0:06:37.760 Spelt so bad. I walked into the room and I 0:06:37.760 --> 0:06:40.720 could smell it, and I couldn't stop ganging. And then 0:06:40.720 --> 0:06:45.360 I had to cut the heart open with scissors. With scissors, 0:06:45.839 --> 0:06:48.839 we like plucked out the right ventricle and then the 0:06:48.960 --> 0:06:50.359 smell hit so hard. 0:06:50.440 --> 0:06:55.479 It's tank nothing like biology on a degree. Take se 0:06:55.480 --> 0:06:57.200 What did it feel like when you were cutting through? 0:06:57.240 --> 0:07:02.760 It was beef fat cat was really hard, like the 0:07:02.920 --> 0:07:05.520 fat this was left over and it was really hard. 0:07:06.520 --> 0:07:08.000 The rest of it was like really squishy. 0:07:08.080 --> 0:07:13.520 That ship mustn't have been real healthy hackening to the hamburgers. 0:07:13.320 --> 0:07:23.400 Powerful, Powerful, I can't wait for the next episode. And 0:07:23.480 --> 0:07:25.720 you see that sheep chuck it into the burgers there, Jack, 0:07:25.920 --> 0:07:27.080 because it had a fatty heart. 0:07:27.240 --> 0:07:27.560 All right? 0:07:27.640 --> 0:07:32.640 So Apart from Jack, everyone remembers dissecting at school. What 0:07:32.800 --> 0:07:35.680 else do you remember from school? What's one thing that 0:07:35.720 --> 0:07:38.240 still stays with you? What do you remember from school? 0:07:38.600 --> 0:07:43.480 I before E except after C. Yes, that's what's it 0:07:43.520 --> 0:07:45.840 for you? Nine four one four one O four three. 0:07:53.520 --> 0:07:56.080 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:07:56.960 --> 0:08:00.280 Perhaps what's one thing still remains with you from school? Yeah? 0:08:00.320 --> 0:08:02.960 When we were learning, you know, direction northeast southwest, it 0:08:03.040 --> 0:08:05.000 was always never eat soggy wheetbeachs. 0:08:06.720 --> 0:08:07.000 Yes. 0:08:07.880 --> 0:08:09.840 The other thing I remember is when was the last 0:08:09.840 --> 0:08:14.360 time you did a forward role? Some of my happiest 0:08:14.360 --> 0:08:16.800 memories as much a learning at school. Not smartest kid, 0:08:17.000 --> 0:08:19.840 but forward roles. When was the last time any of us? 0:08:20.000 --> 0:08:21.680 One day you just did a forward role for the 0:08:21.760 --> 0:08:24.400 last time, and then there was some super partinularly talented 0:08:24.400 --> 0:08:27.080 athletes in my school could also then do the backwards role, 0:08:27.400 --> 0:08:28.880 which was the ultimate level. 0:08:28.640 --> 0:08:29.640 And rolling downhills. 0:08:29.840 --> 0:08:34.120 Yes, I think I'd actually worried. Now I'd have to 0:08:34.200 --> 0:08:36.640 seek physio. We'll go and see a chiropractic. And I 0:08:36.640 --> 0:08:37.400 did a forward role. 0:08:37.520 --> 0:08:40.400 Right now, you get star watch. 0:08:40.240 --> 0:08:44.600 Right, I stop watching? Start stop watching now. 0:08:45.480 --> 0:08:48.360 The engineers are alwaysupposed to be monitoring this radio show, 0:08:48.480 --> 0:08:50.560 but I don't think they do. So we're going to 0:08:50.600 --> 0:08:53.480 time their response right now. Engineers, have a problem. My 0:08:53.520 --> 0:08:56.720 computer mouse's jam for the second time this week. My 0:08:56.840 --> 0:08:59.920 computer mouse's jam for the second time this week. Can 0:09:00.000 --> 0:09:01.760 can you hear my words? The engineers? 0:09:02.000 --> 0:09:02.680 Ten seconds? 0:09:03.679 --> 0:09:04.760 What did you do it in last time? 0:09:04.920 --> 0:09:07.960 I think I was eighteen. We were actually shocked last 0:09:08.000 --> 0:09:12.959 time that he did that and seventeen eighteen nineteen. 0:09:13.040 --> 0:09:15.240 I'm monitoring the show. We could be having a problem 0:09:15.320 --> 0:09:19.600 right now. I cannot operate the mouse. Is are we're 0:09:19.600 --> 0:09:21.040 getting up to thirty seconds? 0:09:21.040 --> 0:09:22.520 Thirty seconds now? 0:09:22.880 --> 0:09:25.960 No? Engineer? Insight? Engineers, can you hear me? I cannot 0:09:25.960 --> 0:09:26.880 operate my mouse? 0:09:28.720 --> 0:09:31.080 Oh this is terrible. The studio can be on fire 0:09:31.120 --> 0:09:31.680 for all they know. 0:09:32.000 --> 0:09:32.920 What are we up to now? 0:09:34.120 --> 0:09:35.040 Forty five seconds? 0:09:35.040 --> 0:09:35.160 Now? 0:09:36.320 --> 0:09:39.160 Let's get it up until minute again, Engineers, I cannot 0:09:39.240 --> 0:09:39.800 use my mouse. 0:09:39.840 --> 0:09:41.400 Please come to studio one. 0:09:41.360 --> 0:09:42.959 Ten seconds remaining engineer, Oh. 0:09:42.960 --> 0:09:46.040 My god, engineers, this is a bad day. No when 0:09:46.160 --> 0:09:47.079 you stop. 0:09:46.880 --> 0:09:52.160 The cop Oh no, no, no, no, Ben, you are 0:09:52.240 --> 0:09:53.160 you've gotten soft? 0:09:53.200 --> 0:09:57.120 My friends? What was he forty one seconds behind his PB? 0:09:57.600 --> 0:09:58.880 You did eighteen last time? 0:09:59.080 --> 0:10:01.240 And there's no good getting breadth. The mouse is stool 0:10:01.320 --> 0:10:02.160 jam Ben. 0:10:03.040 --> 0:10:05.599 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:10:06.600 --> 0:10:10.200 So this is exciting, really exciting. I'm so excited to 0:10:10.200 --> 0:10:15.160 get the final truth. After four days, four days working 0:10:15.240 --> 0:10:17.160 around the clock, tireless sleep, I. 0:10:17.120 --> 0:10:19.280 Think how good it's going to taste when we finally 0:10:19.360 --> 0:10:20.480 know the truth. 0:10:20.559 --> 0:10:25.440 The answers what are we talking about? Is it fact 0:10:25.640 --> 0:10:26.320 or is it myth? 0:10:26.640 --> 0:10:29.360 In twenty nineteen, this show got a story, a rumored 0:10:29.440 --> 0:10:33.559 story about a Lama scene being walked by its owner 0:10:33.840 --> 0:10:37.040 in Fitzroy. The had around us call her a name 0:10:37.120 --> 0:10:38.880 tank like you can't or a dog might have that 0:10:38.960 --> 0:10:42.280 said barack o Lama. Many times we tried to find 0:10:42.280 --> 0:10:44.319 out is this actually true or is it some kind 0:10:44.360 --> 0:10:48.559 of urban legend. The story came back around many years 0:10:48.640 --> 0:10:51.200 later on Monday Show and I put Rio, one of 0:10:51.200 --> 0:10:54.800 our sharpest minds on the team, onto the case. I'll 0:10:54.840 --> 0:10:59.760 be honest, we got nowhere. Sorry, he got nowhere real quick. 0:11:01.880 --> 0:11:05.840 Shabby Emails were fired off, chat rooms were logged into 0:11:05.920 --> 0:11:06.959 try and find out. 0:11:06.800 --> 0:11:08.400 Information controlled online. 0:11:08.480 --> 0:11:09.480 Essentially he did. 0:11:10.800 --> 0:11:12.839 And I don't think the fact that at the weekend, Rio, 0:11:13.000 --> 0:11:16.400 who is a man, got beaten by a sixteen year 0:11:16.440 --> 0:11:19.520 old child in a tennis tournament, and I think mentally 0:11:19.600 --> 0:11:23.360 it made you weak. I think it's shattered that swagger, 0:11:23.679 --> 0:11:24.880 that confidence you have. 0:11:25.160 --> 0:11:27.800 Very happy you've beaten by a tennis prodigy. 0:11:27.920 --> 0:11:29.760 And playing in a tournament in Bentley. 0:11:29.800 --> 0:11:31.640 I don't think you're going to find the next future 0:11:31.679 --> 0:11:33.040 style Grand Slam winner. 0:11:33.080 --> 0:11:37.320 That he is where heroes are born. Christian speaking of heroes. 0:11:37.000 --> 0:11:39.120 Now, which is also said, there's an incentive for Rio 0:11:39.200 --> 0:11:42.080 because Rio is a competitive man by nature, and the 0:11:42.120 --> 0:11:44.560 team is very excited. We're going out for lunch today 0:11:44.559 --> 0:11:47.760 to a place called Lamarro's. Lamarro's is the place where 0:11:47.800 --> 0:11:51.640 all the AFL captains, all eighteen captains went on Sunday 0:11:51.720 --> 0:11:54.280 night for big pow wow and a bite to eat. 0:11:54.520 --> 0:11:57.440 We're all going there. Rio has to earn his lunch, 0:11:58.600 --> 0:11:59.319 give us the truth. 0:11:59.480 --> 0:12:02.160 I'll give you steak and I will personally cut it 0:12:02.320 --> 0:12:03.200 up however you like. 0:12:03.559 --> 0:12:05.480 And I believe not just cut it up, but you 0:12:05.520 --> 0:12:06.360 will also feed it. 0:12:07.040 --> 0:12:10.880 I forgot about that, okay, bye, and the Fagazi of 0:12:10.920 --> 0:12:13.000 the show, I forgot about that. But yes, I will 0:12:13.040 --> 0:12:15.000 do that if you give me the truth. Finally about 0:12:15.040 --> 0:12:16.920 Barack O Lama. What have you found out? 0:12:17.080 --> 0:12:17.160 All? 0:12:17.280 --> 0:12:17.520 Right? 0:12:17.640 --> 0:12:20.880 The latest update before today was that I really I 0:12:20.920 --> 0:12:23.120 felt like I was chasing a ghost. It felt like 0:12:23.200 --> 0:12:26.040 it was a complete myth that Barack Alama. 0:12:25.760 --> 0:12:26.720 Did not exist. 0:12:26.800 --> 0:12:28.640 Everywhere we looked, there was nothing to find. 0:12:29.040 --> 0:12:32.000 We then get a hot tip from Rick, a listener 0:12:32.000 --> 0:12:35.600 who says, go on the Reddit thread because apparently there 0:12:35.720 --> 0:12:39.000 is a white lama that has been spotted in Melbourne, 0:12:39.120 --> 0:12:41.040 which is as close as we've gotten. 0:12:43.640 --> 0:12:43.679 You. 0:12:44.720 --> 0:12:48.120 I have since made a wanted poster because I was 0:12:48.120 --> 0:12:49.280 getting nowhere. 0:12:50.800 --> 0:12:52.559 Turn this around before midday today. 0:12:56.480 --> 0:12:58.920 This is the efforts of a desperate man. Is it 0:12:58.960 --> 0:13:03.320 saying is it saying wanted? Lunch? Wanted? 0:13:03.400 --> 0:13:05.720 Have you seen this local lama? We would love to 0:13:05.720 --> 0:13:09.240 meet him. Please text any info. I then, in the 0:13:09.280 --> 0:13:15.640 thirty six degree heat yesterday, pounded the pavement in its actually. 0:13:15.320 --> 0:13:17.319 Put the wanted post yesterday. 0:13:17.440 --> 0:13:20.439 I have put about ten to twelve wanted posters up 0:13:20.559 --> 0:13:21.599 around Fitzroy. 0:13:21.840 --> 0:13:24.280 This is great work begging. 0:13:24.000 --> 0:13:26.520 For information because you've got to go to the source 0:13:26.559 --> 0:13:26.880 you got. 0:13:27.559 --> 0:13:29.560 I was trying online. That wasn't the way. 0:13:30.600 --> 0:13:35.559 I'm on the streets of Fitzroy, Brunswick Street, Gertrude Street, 0:13:35.600 --> 0:13:36.679 amongst the hipsters. 0:13:36.920 --> 0:13:40.400 Please help me find this lama. We then get a text. 0:13:40.480 --> 0:13:45.480 I can now start to triangulate Barack Olama's location. Edwina 0:13:45.559 --> 0:13:49.080 b Hi, I saw a guy walking a lama called Meatball. 0:13:49.840 --> 0:13:52.439 Not so this is a text response to the wanted poster. 0:13:52.520 --> 0:13:53.360 He's already working. 0:13:53.400 --> 0:13:56.160 It's already working Instant Kilda near Lunar Park a few 0:13:56.240 --> 0:13:56.720 years ago. 0:13:57.440 --> 0:13:59.520 Yesterday we had a science in St Kilda as well. 0:13:59.679 --> 0:14:01.280 Yes, this one near Lunar Park. 0:14:01.320 --> 0:14:04.040 Maybe she said that it was near Fitzroy Street in 0:14:04.080 --> 0:14:06.280 Saint Kilda, which is maybe. 0:14:07.520 --> 0:14:10.720 Maybe that got lost in communication when saw it in 0:14:10.760 --> 0:14:13.120 fitzal Yes, we also got a hot tip. 0:14:13.440 --> 0:14:16.720 R M I T University at white Lama has been 0:14:16.760 --> 0:14:20.680 seen and at Preston Markets, so we know that there 0:14:20.760 --> 0:14:25.480 is a white lamaod. 0:14:24.480 --> 0:14:26.960 The steak knife is being warmed up. 0:14:27.920 --> 0:14:31.280 As north as Preston, as south as Saint Kilda, as 0:14:31.480 --> 0:14:35.520 central as r M I T University. Within those boundaries, 0:14:35.560 --> 0:14:38.840 there is a white lama. I cannot confirm if it 0:14:38.960 --> 0:14:41.960 is Barack Olama. But how many white lamas can there 0:14:41.960 --> 0:14:42.720 be in Melbourne? 0:14:42.720 --> 0:14:46.520 It's the one. If I am drawing, I'm drawing Saint Kilda, 0:14:46.960 --> 0:14:49.920 r M I T. In the city Preston. You put 0:14:49.920 --> 0:14:54.160 all those together. What's bang in the middle, Fitzroy? What 0:14:54.280 --> 0:14:56.120 is bang in the middle of almost. 0:14:57.000 --> 0:15:01.400 Is increased home. You've done it, cracked the cats. 0:15:01.960 --> 0:15:04.600 You have to cut I'm cutting it out, cutting it 0:15:04.600 --> 0:15:05.240 out real. 0:15:05.400 --> 0:15:07.720 I'll see you at lunch. You just made your way 0:15:07.760 --> 0:15:10.200 to the captain's table. This is huge. 0:15:10.680 --> 0:15:14.360 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:15:14.080 --> 0:15:16.800 Jack fell for a classic sales technique this week, and 0:15:16.800 --> 0:15:19.760 I'm sure we've all fallen for a similar technique. There 0:15:19.760 --> 0:15:22.280 are all these tried and testic sales techniques that have 0:15:22.320 --> 0:15:26.440 been going on for decades that work every single day. Patsy, 0:15:26.520 --> 0:15:29.560 You ever fallen for someone's sells technique on you? 0:15:29.720 --> 0:15:29.920 I have. 0:15:30.000 --> 0:15:32.240 Actually, I was walking through a shopping center once and 0:15:32.280 --> 0:15:35.120 they had these ut beds in the middle with the 0:15:35.160 --> 0:15:37.560 salesman there and sucked me in and I laid down 0:15:37.600 --> 0:15:40.240 on it. And where he got me was He said, 0:15:40.600 --> 0:15:43.520 this is what the NASA astronauts sleeping. 0:15:44.800 --> 0:15:51.720 I'm the same. N'sa pen, right, you know? Another pen? 0:15:51.760 --> 0:15:54.880 And I was in the station place and. 0:15:54.800 --> 0:15:56.480 I said, I got sing a pen like this, and 0:15:56.480 --> 0:15:59.480 then guy goes, you obviously know your pens. 0:16:00.080 --> 0:16:01.640 They flash you, and I was like, well, thank you. 0:16:01.800 --> 0:16:02.840 I do actually this. 0:16:02.840 --> 0:16:06.120 Is an installing. It's what NASA astronauts use. Brought it right, 0:16:06.160 --> 0:16:10.440 And I was saying, are they waiting down any footage 0:16:10.440 --> 0:16:13.360 you've seen? You never see any paperwork up there. Why 0:16:13.360 --> 0:16:15.440 would they need you the crossworld or something. 0:16:16.400 --> 0:16:18.480 I just thought, if it's good enough for the astronauts, 0:16:18.800 --> 0:16:20.240 sleep is sacred for me. 0:16:20.480 --> 0:16:21.600 But then now they're going to get bed. 0:16:21.640 --> 0:16:24.680 They strapped into a wall, don't they, because it's right. 0:16:24.760 --> 0:16:26.840 It's actually the last person you want to take better. 0:16:28.320 --> 0:16:32.080 Anyway, I bought the bed, no he did. This is 0:16:32.120 --> 0:16:37.520 the spaceman. You obviously know your bed's gravity. 0:16:38.440 --> 0:16:40.480 I got sucked in by classics. So I was telling 0:16:40.520 --> 0:16:43.040 you guys about the armchair that we were buying the. 0:16:43.120 --> 0:16:45.120 Love seat, the track love seat love. 0:16:45.000 --> 0:16:47.320 Seat from Lounge Lovers, and I said I had to 0:16:47.320 --> 0:16:48.920 buy it Monday because when I was in the store, 0:16:49.000 --> 0:16:50.920 I got lucky it was the last day of thirty 0:16:50.920 --> 0:16:53.440 percent off. And then then as I went to show 0:16:53.520 --> 0:16:55.760 Christian the love seat, I'm like, wait, a second thirty 0:16:55.760 --> 0:16:58.160 percent off store wide? The sale is well and true. 0:16:58.200 --> 0:17:00.240 We've on the website of loungeovers right, and I got 0:17:00.320 --> 0:17:01.720 I've got something from them as well. We've got some 0:17:01.760 --> 0:17:04.959 sort of corner sofa thing. It's there's constantly a cell. 0:17:05.080 --> 0:17:07.600 Yeah, but on Monday it's like, oh, it's like you 0:17:07.760 --> 0:17:09.600 last day of the sale. It doesn't end it fine, 0:17:09.720 --> 0:17:09.960 you do. 0:17:10.000 --> 0:17:11.399 I bet you rain your work, but we need to 0:17:11.400 --> 0:17:12.080 get it today. 0:17:12.720 --> 0:17:14.959 You wouldn't believe I'm here today into the last day 0:17:14.960 --> 0:17:15.399 of the sales. 0:17:15.440 --> 0:17:18.840 So we bought the sense of your missing out on 0:17:18.880 --> 0:17:20.040 a saving, isn't it? 0:17:20.040 --> 0:17:20.480 It works? 0:17:20.480 --> 0:17:23.199 You think, my god, I'm lucky I was even here today. 0:17:24.040 --> 0:17:26.120 The other one is when they go that's the last 0:17:26.160 --> 0:17:28.720 one we've got. If you get that one now, you 0:17:28.800 --> 0:17:31.960 can take it away with you. Otherwise it's six months 0:17:32.240 --> 0:17:34.720 you just be sat on the floor. Yeah, that one 0:17:35.080 --> 0:17:37.879 works as well. What sales technique have you fallen for? 0:17:38.080 --> 0:17:40.320 Nine four one four one oh four three. Now you 0:17:40.400 --> 0:17:43.680 might be listening to this and you are actually a salesperson. 0:17:44.280 --> 0:17:46.520 Do you want to call in and actually be honest 0:17:46.560 --> 0:17:49.040 about what are some of your tactics the techniques you do? 0:17:49.320 --> 0:17:54.400 Or maybe ex salespeople reform you're on the outside of society. 0:17:55.200 --> 0:17:58.439 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:17:58.560 --> 0:18:00.720 We're talking about the sales technique that you fall for. 0:18:01.280 --> 0:18:03.480 We were just swapping notes about the couches that we've 0:18:03.680 --> 0:18:06.240 got before and how they also make out some money 0:18:06.240 --> 0:18:09.320 with that protective RHEO and I have signed up for something, 0:18:09.359 --> 0:18:12.159 a five year thing where apparently we call a number 0:18:12.440 --> 0:18:14.800 and a crack team will come out and clean the 0:18:14.840 --> 0:18:17.240 stain off my couch. Caitlin, have you have you got 0:18:17.240 --> 0:18:21.720 this as well? Yes, the guardsmen five year cover. I'm like, 0:18:21.800 --> 0:18:24.520 do the guardsmen come? Do you any guardsmen? I know 0:18:24.600 --> 0:18:26.760 the ones of Ajet, Bucket and pass. It's the same 0:18:26.760 --> 0:18:30.439 people that come. Because I'm red wine over the couch. 0:18:32.560 --> 0:18:33.800 I almost want to just. 0:18:34.480 --> 0:18:38.000 Spill something mildly and call that number. Is it twenty 0:18:38.000 --> 0:18:38.639 four to seven? 0:18:39.480 --> 0:18:42.320 But you have to because you both have gone white fabrics. 0:18:44.840 --> 0:18:45.439 Terrifying. 0:18:45.800 --> 0:18:47.520 It came with a spray as well, and they did 0:18:47.520 --> 0:18:49.879 that little demonstration where they've got some fops and I 0:18:49.960 --> 0:18:51.639 just say you right now, so now easy it is 0:18:51.680 --> 0:18:57.080