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Speaker 1: Jewell and Woody podcast. Minni, we're talking pull exit or

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Speaker 1: entry injuries.

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Speaker 2: Well not just injuries, will I just want to hear

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Speaker 2: about when it went badly, like maybe it was an

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Speaker 2: injury or maybe you just horrifically embarrassed yourself, because I

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Speaker 2: feel like when you enter or exit a pool, all

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Speaker 2: eyes are on you. You got any public pool, any

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Speaker 2: pool party, everyone's sort of lying around or standing around.

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Speaker 2: And I'd never thought about that, how much of a

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Speaker 2: how much the entrance, you know, can make.

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Speaker 1: Or break you? Halle Berry, James Bond. She's not in

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Speaker 1: a pool, she's in the ocean. I think it just

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Speaker 1: comes to mind. You just we follow the neural pathway.

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Speaker 1: As soon as anyone mentions badgers, that's exactly where you go.

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Speaker 3: Easy.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Kathy here on thirteen six five. Kathy,

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Speaker 2: you had a pool exit or entry that went badly?

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Speaker 3: Oh, I think badly is an understatement.

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Speaker 2: Guy.

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Speaker 3: So, I was stepping into a pool and there was

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Speaker 3: a kid sort of in the way, and I tried

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Speaker 3: to dodge him, but as he dodged, I weaved, and

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Speaker 3: then he weaved and I dodged. Oh no, and fell

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Speaker 3: face burst into the pool. Turn around and there are

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Speaker 3: sixty year one students absolutely working themselves with laughter. Managed

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Speaker 3: to mark the role, get them all off to their

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Speaker 3: swimming lesson, and I got carted off to hospital in

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Speaker 3: an ambulance after shattering all the bones, tore the ligaments,

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Speaker 3: and taught the tendons in my foot.

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Speaker 1: Wow story, ye.

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Speaker 2: Done, it's gonna ash now ash Okay. So you saw

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Speaker 2: someone enter a pool and it was embarrassing.

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Speaker 4: Ash well kind of. I was the recipient of a

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Speaker 4: terrible entry to the pool. I was thrown around as

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Speaker 4: a youngster with the goggles on, like picture it beautiful. Look,

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Speaker 4: We're all hanging out, playing around, and someone pushed one

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Speaker 4: of our other friends, who proceeded to do a bomb

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Speaker 4: on my eyes where the goggles suction caps to my eyeball.

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Speaker 4: We had to go to the emergency room to get

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Speaker 4: the removed to where I then had a black eye

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Speaker 4: for like three not three wenths three weeks after because

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Speaker 4: of how bad the suction cap of the goggles was

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Speaker 4: on my eyes from their kneecaps going into my eye circle.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, that is so eggy.

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Speaker 2: Someone need your goggles onto your face. So you had

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Speaker 2: to get surgically removed that sensationals, we'll do.

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Speaker 1: What did you have to get surgically removed tomorrow? That

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Speaker 1: could be a hot topic. Yeah, that's let's go to

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Speaker 1: Louisa here though. Louisa, you had a bit of an

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Speaker 1: issue entering a pool ideas.

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Speaker 5: I was at still swimming when I was a teenager,

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Speaker 5: and I went to off the diving board into the pool,

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Speaker 5: and I wearing these fashionable string bikinis and as I jumped,

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Speaker 5: my finger caught in the string bow on the side,

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Speaker 5: which untit it and they flung off the side of

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Speaker 5: my body while I was in mid air in the water.

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Speaker 1: So right, so tops off, you've hit water. I think

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Speaker 1: bottoms are off. Bottoms, bottoms. Hear more of the boys

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Speaker 1: on the full podcast. Just scroll up.