WEBVTT - MINI: Made it Worse

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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>A man of six Word Weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>I watched five games of footy at Amanda Mento, who's

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<v Speaker 3>a Saints fan. Well done finals, Christian six Word Weekend

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<v Speaker 3>husband provided CPR on a stranger. Well, that's incredible, what

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<v Speaker 3>a hero, amazing Christian. My boyfriend proposed on my birthday

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<v Speaker 3>over the weekend. Smart move doing that because he knows

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<v Speaker 3>now the birthday is the anniversary of the proposed or altogether.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I was interviewing Vince Form once and he said his

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<v Speaker 3>their wedding anniversary is Valentine's Day, and he deliberately picked

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<v Speaker 3>that day so he will never forget it's his wife's

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<v Speaker 3>went in their wedding anniversary because it's Valentine's Day. He

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<v Speaker 3>can get both of those things, right, Patsy, what's your

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<v Speaker 3>six word weekend?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, went to the senior school production. So Audie's school.

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<v Speaker 5>Had the senior school production. It's production season at school.

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<v Speaker 2>So Audi's in her school production, isn't she Annie?

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<v Speaker 5>In a couple of weeks time the kids againing.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, do you think you know we're doing this?

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<v Speaker 3>We'll be talking about later on this morning high school rejects,

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<v Speaker 3>where we're going to put on, for one night only,

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<v Speaker 3>a school play for grown ups who never got speaking parts.

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<v Speaker 3>We need this week to work out what the actual plays.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you think Annie would be a good one?

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<v Speaker 2>Are there a lot of roles in Annie?

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<v Speaker 5>There's a heap of roles because there's all the orphans.

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<v Speaker 5>There's the dog.

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<v Speaker 2>There's the dog. You can't say, listener, oh you didn't

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<v Speaker 2>get anything when you were ten, but be a dog.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a dog. There's what's her name? It the orphanage? No,

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<v Speaker 5>I forget the lady's name, Baddy or bucks?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, no, that's the daddy that any Yeah, yeah, but

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<v Speaker 4>there is lots, yeah, yeah, I can get the script

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<v Speaker 4>if you like, please do peruse through it. And it's

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<v Speaker 4>been shortened because how long is our play going to be?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah? I don't want to do the full thing.

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<v Speaker 5>It's not going to be like a three hour thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that the Irishman? We're doing a musical version of

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<v Speaker 2>Score Sacy's.

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<v Speaker 7>The Irish We're doing three hours. Half the audience is

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<v Speaker 7>going into mission. My six word weekend is I didn't

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<v Speaker 7>know it had beach. Yesterday my wife said to me,

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<v Speaker 7>what are yours. It's a trap as well. My wife

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<v Speaker 7>said to me, what is it you're really looking forward

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<v Speaker 7>to today? I said, well, the D's game. That's a

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<v Speaker 7>half three. So I said, up until then, I'm all yours.

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<v Speaker 7>And she went, well, you know all year you've putting.

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<v Speaker 3>Off went oh oh god, no, not cleaning the garage

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<v Speaker 3>door and then the fence. It's been kated in like

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<v Speaker 3>bird crap all year round, and and they just dump

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<v Speaker 3>on our garden fence right and the garage door.

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<v Speaker 2>She said, can you clean that? Right?

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<v Speaker 3>I knew that that stuff is like kated in, it's

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<v Speaker 3>been there all year round, right.

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<v Speaker 6>Pressure washer? Would that help?

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<v Speaker 2>We have got one of those. I were too lazy

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<v Speaker 2>to do that, so I went to Walworths and I looked.

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<v Speaker 3>For something that you could just spray that would melt

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<v Speaker 3>it somehow using signs. So I saw something called super Clean,

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<v Speaker 3>and all I saw were the words hospital grade disinfecting,

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<v Speaker 3>and I thought, listen, you don't see bird shit on

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<v Speaker 3>an operating table.

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<v Speaker 2>You shouldn't.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, doctor, I'll take this. That's my prescription. Spraying this stuff.

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<v Speaker 8>Right.

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<v Speaker 3>My eyes are watering because I don't think at the time,

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<v Speaker 3>must be watering because it's got bleaching it.

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<v Speaker 2>I leave.

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<v Speaker 3>I think, I just leave this. It's coated in it right,

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<v Speaker 3>it's coated and it's like foamy. It's just everywhere. My

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<v Speaker 3>wife is in the kitchen and as I go and

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<v Speaker 3>make a cup of te she goes, what a terrible

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<v Speaker 3>smell of bleach?

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<v Speaker 2>What is that smell of bleach? And I don't really

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<v Speaker 2>smell it, but know when you're doing thinking, bloody hell.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been on there about half an hourady probably stripping.

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<v Speaker 3>She goes, Chris, tell me that thing's not got bleach.

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<v Speaker 3>I went, is this called super clean? It just it's

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<v Speaker 3>hospital It's just like a pro We shouldn't even really

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<v Speaker 3>have it.

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<v Speaker 2>She grabs it. It saysn't block capitals. This bleach. She goes,

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna have.

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<v Speaker 3>To get loads of water now and rinsel. It took

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<v Speaker 3>off a lot. We're gonna have to I'm gonna have

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<v Speaker 3>to get quotes. I think that the garage still gonna

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<v Speaker 3>have to be repainted. It looks horribly. It just looks

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<v Speaker 3>mottled and bits of it. Even this morning in the dark,

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<v Speaker 3>I could see that stains and residue. But I made

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<v Speaker 3>it actually worse. It looked better with bird.

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<v Speaker 6>Poop on there. The birdpoo's gone.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, the bird poop has been melted off hospital grade.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian Connall's show. It's the Christian Connalls Show.

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<v Speaker 3>So with me accidentally using a cleaning spray that was

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<v Speaker 3>heavily bleach based when I was trying to clean a

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<v Speaker 3>garage door, get all the bird poop that have been

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<v Speaker 3>encrusted on there throughout the year. We want to know

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<v Speaker 3>when you've tried to make something better and actually what

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<v Speaker 3>you've done if you've made it worse. So if you've

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<v Speaker 3>made something worse, you had good intentions. I did yesterday

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<v Speaker 3>thought I'll clean this all that, but I've actually made

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<v Speaker 3>it worse.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you very much met.

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, it's a paintery so that walks around

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<v Speaker 3>the base, I there is happy to come around and

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<v Speaker 3>have a look at it.

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<v Speaker 2>I may be giving you a call after the show today.

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<v Speaker 3>I love the fact that mix that he's been listening

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<v Speaker 3>to the show since day two was smart. A lot

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<v Speaker 3>of these kind of Johnny come laters go doing this

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<v Speaker 3>is day one mix or smart one, like I'll give

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<v Speaker 3>you that one a miss.

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<v Speaker 2>Day nine is when the smart people really got into them.

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<v Speaker 6>It's more believable. I don't always believe the people who

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<v Speaker 6>say the n thing since day one.

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<v Speaker 2>No, so whenever you made it worse, I made it worse.

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<v Speaker 3>The other thing I also would like some store on

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<v Speaker 3>if we ever gain any right is earlier this year,

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<v Speaker 3>I was using the pressure washer right to clean the

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<v Speaker 3>path and there was a gardener working across the road.

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<v Speaker 3>It came over and after chatted him, his lovely guy,

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<v Speaker 3>and he said, hey, make sure you're using a hard shoe.

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<v Speaker 2>Will do you use that?

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<v Speaker 3>Someone I know severed three toes off there because they're

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<v Speaker 3>wearing thongs. Severed three toes clean off with a pressure washer.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm like, that is not true.

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<v Speaker 6>That's an urban legend.

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<v Speaker 2>That is not true.

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<v Speaker 6>They're strong, but they're not that strong no way.

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<v Speaker 3>Someone says, right now with missing digits because of a

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<v Speaker 3>pressure washer or is it just with the benefit of doubt,

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<v Speaker 3>I have to get your elbow to tap out their

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<v Speaker 3>phone number if you have lost fingers or toes while

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<v Speaker 3>using a pressure washer.

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<v Speaker 2>But you've got to still about someone making it worse.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, my mother in law did it in our place.

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<v Speaker 6>She was she thought she was cleaning the floorboards with

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<v Speaker 6>some kind of cleaning oil and didn't realize what she

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<v Speaker 6>had was a product that used on chopping boards so

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<v Speaker 6>that the oil soaks in a.

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<v Speaker 2>Make like a stain.

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<v Speaker 6>They are like a food protector almost, and so she

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<v Speaker 6>stained all the maybe tear floorboards before she realized what

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<v Speaker 6>she was doing.

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<v Speaker 2>Now that's even worse. Now you've got some sort of

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<v Speaker 2>two in shroud there on the floorboards.

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<v Speaker 9>Ber you're listening to the christ you know, Carl's Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>A gardener told me that he knew someone who was

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<v Speaker 3>using a pressure washer and they accidentally severed off three

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<v Speaker 3>of their toes.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, I don't know if he's winding me up. Jack,

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<v Speaker 2>you're pretty convinced he was.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I don't think it's strong enough to go through toes.

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<v Speaker 2>Patsy, you know grizzy stories.

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<v Speaker 3>You're writing to report in the news that someone's lost

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<v Speaker 3>her digits through a pressure water.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what if they were wearing dongs or bare feet,

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<v Speaker 4>this guy was impossible.

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<v Speaker 6>Even still on bare skin. I don't think it's strong

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<v Speaker 6>enough to go through.

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<v Speaker 3>It strong Yeah, nine four one four four three. Kerry,

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<v Speaker 3>good morning. You made it worse.

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<v Speaker 9>I made it very worse. My husband had an earache,

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<v Speaker 9>so I put some ear dropped in his ear, not

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<v Speaker 9>realizing that they were the dog's ear drops that were

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<v Speaker 9>about six months out of date, and he ended up

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<v Speaker 9>with an absence.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess that'd be an even stronger one those big

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<v Speaker 3>old doggie.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't it massive cold in there? You know we've got

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<v Speaker 2>German shepherd dog down there. Infection. I always as to

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<v Speaker 2>pump something in with some huge serrange.

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<v Speaker 10>And I'm a nurse to boot.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, Carrie, you should have known better. I know, Carrie,

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you most of the story. Mate. Have a good day.

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<v Speaker 8>Thank you you too.

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<v Speaker 2>Buye claressa good morning.

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<v Speaker 11>Ah Hi, how are you going?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm good, Cloris. I hope you had a nice weekend

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<v Speaker 2>and you made it worse. Yeah, I did.

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<v Speaker 11>When I was about ten, my dad had us over

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<v Speaker 11>at a friend's place. They were doing some stuck out

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<v Speaker 11>of the backyard and we've made a terrible mess in

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<v Speaker 11>the house. So I had decided to clean the floors

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<v Speaker 11>and my dad's girlfriend at the time used to just

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<v Speaker 11>grab the bleach bottle and spray it all over the

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<v Speaker 11>floors when she was cleaning. So what I didn't know

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<v Speaker 11>was that she used to dilute the bottle, and so

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<v Speaker 11>I grabbed the bleach bottle and I reread all over

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<v Speaker 11>the floor, and it was the actual bleach bottle. So

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<v Speaker 11>it left that white line all over these wooden floors.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, you'd always wanted to white floors.

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<v Speaker 10>No, no, but the thing was it wasn't even our house,

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<v Speaker 10>so it was it was there goes the deposits.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, that's incredible. Yeah, Chris, thank you very much

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<v Speaker 2>the story. And let's go Robert here, come on in, Robert, Yes, Rob, Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we're good, Rob. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>So gentlemen, yeah, yeah, we're very good. Now, Rob, you

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<v Speaker 3>talk about pressure washers. Have you lost toes?

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<v Speaker 12>I haven't lost a toe. But I saw a bloke

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<v Speaker 12>who was using an industry one nearly lose a handy

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<v Speaker 12>host first while he was using it, and I went

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<v Speaker 12>through an armored club and nearly took his hand off.

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<v Speaker 12>And I personally have one that will cut concrete.

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<v Speaker 3>Did cutcong It's going to cut through your meta tassels

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<v Speaker 3>or your meto castle.

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<v Speaker 6>Obviously that's a different one than you're using on your

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<v Speaker 6>garage door.

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<v Speaker 2>Stonemason's version.

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<v Speaker 12>The ones you can buy now have such a high

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<v Speaker 12>pressure that they're basically the same that will cut your

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<v Speaker 12>toes off.

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<v Speaker 10>Anyone can buy them.

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<v Speaker 6>Anyone, Rob, We were talking in here about an urban

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<v Speaker 6>legend of even a guy popping his friend's head off,

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<v Speaker 6>his head off two.

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<v Speaker 2>We talk about stuff like that. Is that time you

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<v Speaker 2>would be able to in time the.

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<v Speaker 6>Future as advancements in pressure washers get to start, well.

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<v Speaker 12>So old bristle and and attendance and blood vessels inflation

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<v Speaker 12>to cut through.

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<v Speaker 2>It'll cut through all good stuff for our breakfast show.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Rob, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 10>You could.

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<v Speaker 12>Have a great day.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the christ you know Connells Show podcast, Christian.

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<v Speaker 3>I just tried to call into so I knew someone

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<v Speaker 3>who lost toes from a pressure hose. The reason why

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<v Speaker 3>we're talking about this, I was one of the team

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<v Speaker 3>that early on this year. I was using my pressure

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<v Speaker 3>washer and a gardener who haven't been working on the

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<v Speaker 3>house opposite came. I said, hey, make sure using a

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<v Speaker 3>hard show on that I know someone who lost three

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<v Speaker 3>toes using a pressure washer. We're not sure about this took. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 3>but this guy here because he knows someone lost toes

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<v Speaker 3>from a pressure hose. He got a compo pey out

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<v Speaker 3>and told me if I ever need a quick cash.

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<v Speaker 2>I should do the same.

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<v Speaker 6>What what do you need your pinky toe for?

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<v Speaker 2>Really?

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<v Speaker 3>I think the thumb. The thumb, you get the most

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<v Speaker 3>money from me if you lose it in the dustyal acxence.

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<v Speaker 3>I presume the same with you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're right.

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<v Speaker 3>I can go and see McCartney this year. Samie McCartney

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<v Speaker 3>is going to look out giving it the old thumbs

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<v Speaker 3>up like he does. They've got no thumbs in Melbourne,

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<v Speaker 3>all right, nine four one four one o four three.

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<v Speaker 2>You made it worse. Good morning Mary, and good morning Mary.

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<v Speaker 8>So what a nineteen eighty nine first job putting in

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<v Speaker 8>the OLS over the weekend, working on my keyboard, which

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<v Speaker 8>is a very old and clanky, drinking my diet coke, bolt,

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<v Speaker 8>my diet coke all over my keyboard, big manner, messive,

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<v Speaker 8>panic attack, got soapy, sponge, went to wiper. So now

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<v Speaker 8>my keyboards thoroughly wish and I'm thinking, oh, pooth put

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<v Speaker 8>the founder heater, put it on, tried to drive it off,

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<v Speaker 8>and all these keys warped into each other.

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<v Speaker 2>Buddy, what do you put on top of the heater?

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<v Speaker 8>No, no melt on top in front of the heater.

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<v Speaker 2>I spent very strong the keyboards.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, I melted the keyboards. A massive panic attacks. I'm

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<v Speaker 8>like very young, first job, absolute palpitations about going to

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<v Speaker 8>work on Monday.

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<v Speaker 2>Mary, thank you very much for sharing story.

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<v Speaker 10>Mate, have a good day, no rather than's tears.

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<v Speaker 2>But Jason, good morning, Jason.

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<v Speaker 10>Good morning, team, and Christian, how are we all? I

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<v Speaker 10>made several things worse here. So my hands were really

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<v Speaker 10>slippery one day, and I was trying to undo some superglue,

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<v Speaker 10>and I decided that rather than going to wash my

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<v Speaker 10>hands or dry my hands, I'd put the leader of

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<v Speaker 10>the superglue in my teeth and rotate the superglue tube.

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<v Speaker 10>By doing so, I also must have squeeze a little

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<v Speaker 10>too hard, and then I filled my mouth up on

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<v Speaker 10>the field the hard put superglue in my mouth immediately.

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<v Speaker 10>I didn't want my tongue to get stuck to my teeth,

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<v Speaker 10>so then I grabbed my tongue with my fingers with

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<v Speaker 10>some and my little pit. Then I superglued dead together.

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<v Speaker 10>But then I thought, I've got to get the super

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<v Speaker 10>glue out, so I'll wash it out with some water.

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<v Speaker 10>So then I went to the tap like your kitchen

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<v Speaker 10>sink tap, turned on the tap and sort of like

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<v Speaker 10>guzzling on the side, and that makes a super golog

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<v Speaker 10>go off even harder. It makes it go off super quick.

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<v Speaker 10>So from there I'm now stuck with my fingers attached

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<v Speaker 10>to my tongue and then have to go to the

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<v Speaker 10>doctor and then try and talk to people over the

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<v Speaker 10>phone again in the.

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<v Speaker 1>Pointick, Jason, that is an insane story.

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<v Speaker 3>So what happened then when you got the daughters? I

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<v Speaker 3>think it's Is it coffee granules? Is what some people

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<v Speaker 3>say recommend you use when you when you stop the

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<v Speaker 3>super glue?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 10>I'm not sure. I just know that the doctor, I

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<v Speaker 10>don't think he cared too much. He just pretty much

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<v Speaker 10>pried my finger off the tongue. And yeah, the worst

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<v Speaker 10>part having a.

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<v Speaker 2>Bad days, all the patients get up and walk.

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<v Speaker 10>And then years later I went to the dentist and

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<v Speaker 10>he goes, oh, she seemed to have a lot of

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<v Speaker 10>pluck on your bottom teeth. And I didn't think much

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<v Speaker 10>and then we use all the goffe's, like this is weird.

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<v Speaker 6>How many years later was the glue still on your team?

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<v Speaker 10>Maybe five?

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<v Speaker 3>It's really strong enamel, almost like now it is super glue,

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<v Speaker 3>And it was really.

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<v Speaker 10>Weird because then then on the bottom of your teeth

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<v Speaker 10>you get that sensation back of all the ribs of

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<v Speaker 10>the inside of the teeth.

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<v Speaker 2>I heard that must have been lovely for you, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like here again.

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<v Speaker 8>You know.

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<v Speaker 10>So no, I did lots of things wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, We're going to make you our corner of the week.

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<v Speaker 2>We love that story. I think we've had it on

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<v Speaker 2>a Monday.

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<v Speaker 3>But you want a thousand dollars right now? Thank you,

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks God, Jason, You're our call the week. Brilliant story,

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<v Speaker 3>amazing story. Well thanks Mercedes Ben's Mercedes Benz Barrit you

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<v Speaker 2>Jason, really really well told story. Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank all Right tomorrow on the show, more superglue stories.

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<v Speaker 3>Everyone must have these strange superglue stories. The other thing

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<v Speaker 3>I was thinking about on tomorrow's show, right so we've

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<v Speaker 3>got miss her Lewis in a minute is like I

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<v Speaker 3>was talking about an hour ago, almost talking about I

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<v Speaker 3>made it worse when I was just too lazy to

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<v Speaker 3>hook cut the pressure washer. It would have taken probably

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<v Speaker 3>ten minutes but you know when you just tired on

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<v Speaker 3>Sunday at the weekend, I just can't be bothered that

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<v Speaker 3>ten minutes might as well be ten days, and so

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<v Speaker 3>you take a shortcut. And that's when you make a

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<v Speaker 3>mistake and you put bleach on something and it gets worse.

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<v Speaker 3>How many times has something bad happened where we were

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<v Speaker 3>just too lazy?

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<v Speaker 6>Well even Jason was too lazy to wash his hair,

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<v Speaker 6>so put the glue in his mouth.

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<v Speaker 3>It's as simplers sometimes this, you know, when the remotess

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<v Speaker 3>on the blink and you take batteries out of something

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<v Speaker 3>else to give it to something else. At some point

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<v Speaker 3>it went you're you're you're just banking for you to debt,

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<v Speaker 3>are you? But and you were talking about how often

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<v Speaker 3>there too lazy is when you can't be bothered to

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<v Speaker 3>go and get a ladder.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh yeah, the amount of times I was stood on

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<v Speaker 6>a chair even sometimes a swivel chair, get up somewhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like a core workout.

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<v Speaker 6>Stupid. But you just think, if I get the latter out,

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<v Speaker 6>I gotta clunk it through the house, get it from

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<v Speaker 6>the backyard.

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<v Speaker 2>So tomorrow on the show Super Glue Stories. And also

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<v Speaker 2>when you were too lazy. What happened to?

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<v Speaker 3>Email me Christian at christiano'connell dot com dot au. Thanks Jason,

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<v Speaker 3>great story, Carl A brighter.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you're listening to The Christian o'conll Show podcast