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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: A man of six Word Weekend.

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Speaker 3: I watched five games of footy at Amanda Mento, who's

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Speaker 3: a Saints fan. Well done finals, Christian six Word Weekend

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Speaker 3: husband provided CPR on a stranger. Well, that's incredible, what

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Speaker 3: a hero, amazing Christian. My boyfriend proposed on my birthday

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Speaker 3: over the weekend. Smart move doing that because he knows

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Speaker 3: now the birthday is the anniversary of the proposed or altogether.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I was interviewing Vince Form once and he said his

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Speaker 3: their wedding anniversary is Valentine's Day, and he deliberately picked

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Speaker 3: that day so he will never forget it's his wife's

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Speaker 3: went in their wedding anniversary because it's Valentine's Day. He

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Speaker 3: can get both of those things, right, Patsy, what's your

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Speaker 3: six word weekend?

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Speaker 4: Yes, went to the senior school production. So Audie's school.

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Speaker 5: Had the senior school production. It's production season at school.

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Speaker 2: So Audi's in her school production, isn't she Annie?

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Speaker 5: In a couple of weeks time the kids againing.

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Speaker 2: By the way, do you think you know we're doing this?

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Speaker 3: We'll be talking about later on this morning high school rejects,

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Speaker 3: where we're going to put on, for one night only,

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Speaker 3: a school play for grown ups who never got speaking parts.

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Speaker 3: We need this week to work out what the actual plays.

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Speaker 3: Do you think Annie would be a good one?

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Speaker 2: Are there a lot of roles in Annie?

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Speaker 5: There's a heap of roles because there's all the orphans.

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Speaker 5: There's the dog.

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Speaker 2: There's the dog. You can't say, listener, oh you didn't

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Speaker 2: get anything when you were ten, but be a dog.

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Speaker 5: It's a dog. There's what's her name? It the orphanage? No,

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Speaker 5: I forget the lady's name, Baddy or bucks?

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Speaker 4: Yes, no, that's the daddy that any Yeah, yeah, but

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Speaker 4: there is lots, yeah, yeah, I can get the script

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Speaker 4: if you like, please do peruse through it. And it's

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Speaker 4: been shortened because how long is our play going to be?

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Speaker 6: Yeah? I don't want to do the full thing.

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Speaker 5: It's not going to be like a three hour thing.

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Speaker 2: Is that the Irishman? We're doing a musical version of

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Speaker 2: Score Sacy's.

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Speaker 7: The Irish We're doing three hours. Half the audience is

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Speaker 7: going into mission. My six word weekend is I didn't

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Speaker 7: know it had beach. Yesterday my wife said to me,

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Speaker 7: what are yours. It's a trap as well. My wife

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Speaker 7: said to me, what is it you're really looking forward

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Speaker 7: to today? I said, well, the D's game. That's a

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Speaker 7: half three. So I said, up until then, I'm all yours.

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Speaker 7: And she went, well, you know all year you've putting.

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Speaker 3: Off went oh oh god, no, not cleaning the garage

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Speaker 3: door and then the fence. It's been kated in like

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Speaker 3: bird crap all year round, and and they just dump

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Speaker 3: on our garden fence right and the garage door.

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Speaker 2: She said, can you clean that? Right?

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Speaker 3: I knew that that stuff is like kated in, it's

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Speaker 3: been there all year round, right.

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Speaker 6: Pressure washer? Would that help?

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Speaker 2: We have got one of those. I were too lazy

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Speaker 2: to do that, so I went to Walworths and I looked.

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Speaker 3: For something that you could just spray that would melt

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Speaker 3: it somehow using signs. So I saw something called super Clean,

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Speaker 3: and all I saw were the words hospital grade disinfecting,

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Speaker 3: and I thought, listen, you don't see bird shit on

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Speaker 3: an operating table.

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Speaker 2: You shouldn't.

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Speaker 3: Okay, doctor, I'll take this. That's my prescription. Spraying this stuff.

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Speaker 8: Right.

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Speaker 3: My eyes are watering because I don't think at the time,

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Speaker 3: must be watering because it's got bleaching it.

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Speaker 2: I leave.

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Speaker 3: I think, I just leave this. It's coated in it right,

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Speaker 3: it's coated and it's like foamy. It's just everywhere. My

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Speaker 3: wife is in the kitchen and as I go and

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Speaker 3: make a cup of te she goes, what a terrible

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Speaker 3: smell of bleach?

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Speaker 2: What is that smell of bleach? And I don't really

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Speaker 2: smell it, but know when you're doing thinking, bloody hell.

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Speaker 3: I've been on there about half an hourady probably stripping.

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Speaker 3: She goes, Chris, tell me that thing's not got bleach.

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Speaker 3: I went, is this called super clean? It just it's

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Speaker 3: hospital It's just like a pro We shouldn't even really

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Speaker 2: She grabs it. It saysn't block capitals. This bleach. She goes,

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Speaker 2: You're gonna have.

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Speaker 3: To get loads of water now and rinsel. It took

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Speaker 3: off a lot. We're gonna have to I'm gonna have

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Speaker 3: to get quotes. I think that the garage still gonna

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Speaker 3: have to be repainted. It looks horribly. It just looks

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Speaker 3: mottled and bits of it. Even this morning in the dark,

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Speaker 3: I could see that stains and residue. But I made

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Speaker 3: it actually worse. It looked better with bird.

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Speaker 6: Poop on there. The birdpoo's gone.

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Speaker 3: Oh, the bird poop has been melted off hospital grade.

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Speaker 2: Christian Connall's show. It's the Christian Connalls Show.

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Speaker 3: So with me accidentally using a cleaning spray that was

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Speaker 3: heavily bleach based when I was trying to clean a

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Speaker 3: garage door, get all the bird poop that have been

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Speaker 3: encrusted on there throughout the year. We want to know

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Speaker 3: when you've tried to make something better and actually what

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Speaker 3: you've done if you've made it worse. So if you've

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Speaker 3: made something worse, you had good intentions. I did yesterday

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Speaker 3: thought I'll clean this all that, but I've actually made

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Speaker 2: I think you very much met.

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Speaker 3: By the way, it's a paintery so that walks around

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Speaker 3: the base, I there is happy to come around and

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Speaker 3: have a look at it.

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Speaker 2: I may be giving you a call after the show today.

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Speaker 3: I love the fact that mix that he's been listening

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Speaker 3: to the show since day two was smart. A lot

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Speaker 3: of these kind of Johnny come laters go doing this

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Speaker 3: is day one mix or smart one, like I'll give

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Speaker 2: Day nine is when the smart people really got into them.

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Speaker 6: It's more believable. I don't always believe the people who

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Speaker 6: say the n thing since day one.

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Speaker 2: No, so whenever you made it worse, I made it worse.

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Speaker 3: The other thing I also would like some store on

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Speaker 3: if we ever gain any right is earlier this year,

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Speaker 3: I was using the pressure washer right to clean the

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Speaker 3: It came over and after chatted him, his lovely guy,

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Speaker 3: and he said, hey, make sure you're using a hard shoe.

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Speaker 2: Will do you use that?

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Speaker 3: Someone I know severed three toes off there because they're

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Speaker 3: wearing thongs. Severed three toes clean off with a pressure washer.

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, that is not true.

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Speaker 6: That's an urban legend.

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Speaker 2: That is not true.

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Speaker 6: They're strong, but they're not that strong no way.

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Speaker 3: Someone says, right now with missing digits because of a

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Speaker 3: I have to get your elbow to tap out their

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Speaker 3: phone number if you have lost fingers or toes while

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Speaker 3: using a pressure washer.

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Speaker 2: But you've got to still about someone making it worse.

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Speaker 6: Oh, my mother in law did it in our place.

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Speaker 6: She was she thought she was cleaning the floorboards with

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Speaker 6: some kind of cleaning oil and didn't realize what she

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Speaker 6: that the oil soaks in a.

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Speaker 2: Make like a stain.

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Speaker 6: They are like a food protector almost, and so she

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Speaker 2: Now that's even worse. Now you've got some sort of

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Speaker 2: two in shroud there on the floorboards.

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Speaker 9: Ber you're listening to the christ you know, Carl's Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: A gardener told me that he knew someone who was

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Speaker 3: using a pressure washer and they accidentally severed off three

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Speaker 2: Now, I don't know if he's winding me up. Jack,

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Speaker 2: you're pretty convinced he was.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't think it's strong enough to go through toes.

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Speaker 2: Patsy, you know grizzy stories.

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Speaker 3: You're writing to report in the news that someone's lost

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Speaker 3: her digits through a pressure water.

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Speaker 4: You know what if they were wearing dongs or bare feet,

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Speaker 4: this guy was impossible.

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Speaker 6: Even still on bare skin. I don't think it's strong

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Speaker 3: It strong Yeah, nine four one four four three. Kerry,

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Speaker 3: good morning. You made it worse.

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Speaker 9: I made it very worse. My husband had an earache,

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Speaker 9: so I put some ear dropped in his ear, not

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Speaker 9: about six months out of date, and he ended up

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, yeah.

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Speaker 3: I guess that'd be an even stronger one those big

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Speaker 2: Isn't it massive cold in there? You know we've got

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Speaker 2: German shepherd dog down there. Infection. I always as to

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Speaker 10: And I'm a nurse to boot.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, Carrie, you should have known better. I know, Carrie,

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Speaker 2: Thank you most of the story. Mate. Have a good day.

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Speaker 8: Thank you you too.

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Speaker 2: Buye claressa good morning.

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Speaker 11: Ah Hi, how are you going?

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Speaker 2: I'm good, Cloris. I hope you had a nice weekend

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Speaker 2: and you made it worse. Yeah, I did.

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Speaker 11: When I was about ten, my dad had us over

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Speaker 11: and my dad's girlfriend at the time used to just

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Speaker 11: I grabbed the bleach bottle and I reread all over

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Speaker 11: the floor, and it was the actual bleach bottle. So

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Speaker 11: it left that white line all over these wooden floors.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you'd always wanted to white floors.

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Speaker 10: No, no, but the thing was it wasn't even our house,

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Speaker 10: so it was it was there goes the deposits.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, that's incredible. Yeah, Chris, thank you very much

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Speaker 2: the story. And let's go Robert here, come on in, Robert, Yes, Rob, Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: we're good, Rob. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So gentlemen, yeah, yeah, we're very good. Now, Rob, you

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Speaker 3: talk about pressure washers. Have you lost toes?

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Speaker 12: I haven't lost a toe. But I saw a bloke

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Speaker 12: who was using an industry one nearly lose a handy

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Speaker 12: host first while he was using it, and I went

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Speaker 12: through an armored club and nearly took his hand off.

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Speaker 12: And I personally have one that will cut concrete.

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Speaker 3: Did cutcong It's going to cut through your meta tassels

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Speaker 3: or your meto castle.

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Speaker 6: Obviously that's a different one than you're using on your

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Speaker 2: Stonemason's version.

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Speaker 12: The ones you can buy now have such a high

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Speaker 12: pressure that they're basically the same that will cut your

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Speaker 10: Anyone can buy them.

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Speaker 6: Anyone, Rob, We were talking in here about an urban

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Speaker 6: legend of even a guy popping his friend's head off,

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Speaker 6: his head off two.

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Speaker 2: We talk about stuff like that. Is that time you

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Speaker 2: would be able to in time the.

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Speaker 6: Future as advancements in pressure washers get to start, well.

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Speaker 2: It'll cut through all good stuff for our breakfast show.

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Speaker 2: All right, Rob, thank you very much.

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Speaker 10: You could.

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Speaker 12: Have a great day.

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Speaker 2: This is the christ you know Connells Show podcast, Christian.

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Speaker 3: I just tried to call into so I knew someone

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Speaker 3: and told me if I ever need a quick cash.

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Speaker 2: I should do the same.

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Speaker 6: What what do you need your pinky toe for?

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Speaker 2: Really?

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Speaker 3: I think the thumb. The thumb, you get the most

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Speaker 3: money from me if you lose it in the dustyal acxence.

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Speaker 3: I presume the same with you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right.

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Speaker 3: I can go and see McCartney this year. Samie McCartney

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Speaker 3: is going to look out giving it the old thumbs

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Speaker 3: all right, nine four one four one o four three.

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Speaker 2: You made it worse. Good morning Mary, and good morning Mary.

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Speaker 8: So what a nineteen eighty nine first job putting in

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Speaker 2: Buddy, what do you put on top of the heater?

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Speaker 8: No, no melt on top in front of the heater.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I melted the keyboards. A massive panic attacks. I'm

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Speaker 8: like very young, first job, absolute palpitations about going to

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Speaker 2: Mary, thank you very much for sharing story.

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Speaker 10: Mate, have a good day, no rather than's tears.

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Speaker 2: But Jason, good morning, Jason.

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Speaker 10: Good morning, team, and Christian, how are we all? I

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Speaker 10: So then I went to the tap like your kitchen

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Speaker 10: So from there I'm now stuck with my fingers attached

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Speaker 1: Pointick, Jason, that is an insane story.

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Speaker 3: So what happened then when you got the daughters? I

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Speaker 3: think it's Is it coffee granules? Is what some people

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Speaker 2: No, I'm not.

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Speaker 10: I'm not sure. I just know that the doctor, I

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Speaker 2: Bad days, all the patients get up and walk.

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Speaker 10: And then years later I went to the dentist and

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Speaker 10: and then we use all the goffe's, like this is weird.

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Speaker 6: How many years later was the glue still on your team?

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Speaker 10: Maybe five?

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Speaker 3: It's really strong enamel, almost like now it is super glue,

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Speaker 3: And it was really.

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Speaker 10: Weird because then then on the bottom of your teeth

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Speaker 2: I heard that must have been lovely for you, you know,

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Speaker 8: You know.

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Speaker 10: So no, I did lots of things wrong.

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Speaker 2: Really, We're going to make you our corner of the week.

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Speaker 2: We love that story. I think we've had it on

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Speaker 2: a Monday.

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Speaker 3: But you want a thousand dollars right now? Thank you,

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Speaker 3: Thanks God, Jason, You're our call the week. Brilliant story,

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Speaker 3: amazing story. Well thanks Mercedes Ben's Mercedes Benz Barrit you

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Speaker 2: Jason, really really well told story. Thank you very much.

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Speaker 3: Thank all Right tomorrow on the show, more superglue stories.

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Speaker 3: Everyone must have these strange superglue stories. The other thing

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Speaker 3: How many times has something bad happened where we were

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Speaker 6: Well even Jason was too lazy to wash his hair,

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Speaker 3: It's as simplers sometimes this, you know, when the remotess

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Speaker 3: it went you're you're you're just banking for you to debt,

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, the amount of times I was stood on

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Speaker 6: Stupid. But you just think, if I get the latter out,

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Speaker 2: So tomorrow on the show Super Glue Stories. And also

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Speaker 3: Email me Christian at christiano'connell dot com dot au. Thanks Jason,

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Speaker 3: great story, Carl A brighter.

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