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Speaker 1: This is a Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Ninni, a kindergarten teacher, has revealed to her TikTok audience

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Speaker 2: the phone call that she dreads making the most to parents.

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Speaker 2: And I'm gonna be honest, I was pretty pumped when

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Speaker 2: I clicked on this story because I was like, Oh,

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Speaker 2: what's it gonna be? Like the worst phone call that

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Speaker 2: can be made to a parent. And her answer was

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Speaker 2: telling them that the kid has a high temperature.

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Speaker 3: Oh oh God, just spare me viscerally. That's why I

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Speaker 3: don't click on the links, mate, you just get the

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Speaker 3: producers to summarize the article. Phone click on the link?

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Speaker 3: Is that is a mugs game?

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Speaker 4: Mate?

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Speaker 2: Furious?

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Speaker 3: Why would you get?

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Speaker 1: You get lurid?

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Speaker 3: The headline don't.

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Speaker 1: You blow it in?

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Speaker 2: And I took a nibble and furious for taking a nibble.

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Speaker 2: But it has spawned an idea, Will, so we know

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Speaker 2: the teacher thinks that thinks the worst temperature is a

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Speaker 2: high temperature. Mate, surely there are worse examples.

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Speaker 3: I had a kid in my year. You know when

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Speaker 3: you to have my four year old kindergarten? This is

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Speaker 3: you know when you used to have like pet chickens.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Well I used to

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Speaker 2: come into class into yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: We used to have it in an incubator.

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Speaker 2: They lived there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we had him in an incubator. Do you didn't

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Speaker 3: have that.

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Speaker 2: No, we couldn't be trusted. We had him in Wow,

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Speaker 2: we had special days.

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Speaker 3: Well, a kid called David, let's not go there, killed

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Speaker 3: a chicken accidentally. Accidentally. I just squeezed it too tight.

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Speaker 3: Imagine again that call from you from the from the

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Speaker 3: kindergarten to the.

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Speaker 2: Parents, your son, David's just killed a chicken.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we've had a bad case of popcorn chicken on

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Speaker 3: the rug down here. It's not call that he squeezed

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Speaker 3: it too tight.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's a shocking phone call.

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Speaker 3: Certainly worse than a temperature just on the top of

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Speaker 3: my head. There was some shocking calls that parents have

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Speaker 3: received out there.

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Speaker 2: My parents received a phone call. This is when I

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Speaker 2: was in and I apologized for this. I was obviously

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Speaker 2: young and immature, but I was in year one, I think,

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Speaker 2: so that meantime seven.

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Speaker 3: Six or seven or set give you the bed of

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Speaker 3: the day. He's six, mate, you could even be five

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Speaker 3: and a half.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sure I was. You know, I was well developed

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Speaker 2: for my age anyway, it's neither here nor there. But

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Speaker 2: my parents were given a phone call from the teachers

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Speaker 2: saying that your son, so me, I was running a

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Speaker 2: bit of a racket where I was inviting people down

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Speaker 2: to the back of the ovals and I was running

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Speaker 2: a bit of a I'll show your mind if you

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Speaker 2: show me yours sick. Right, So, as a parent, you're

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Speaker 2: getting that phone call.

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Speaker 3: You can see if you can see Captain's face right now,

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Speaker 3: balls nearly.

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Speaker 2: I'm six and it was an adult.

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Speaker 3: I'm six. Fine, it's not fine at all, No world,

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Speaker 3: is that fine? You're taking kids out of the back

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Speaker 3: over for show your setup school? Were you expelled? Now?

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Speaker 2: I wasn't expelled.

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Speaker 3: Why that was?

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Speaker 5: That was?

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Speaker 2: They would have worried. They were more worried about me,

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Speaker 2: because it wasn't.

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Speaker 3: Like naughty worried about you.

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Speaker 2: It was like but they had to go worried about

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Speaker 2: a little Johnny for the parents after Matt's.

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Speaker 3: Class and you're like, mate, you want to see you

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Speaker 3: want to see some real long division come down, come

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Speaker 3: next to the buck of the mess.

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Speaker 2: You can imagine. For my parents though, they were like,

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Speaker 2: because the teachers obviously go why was he doing this

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Speaker 2: and as a parent, you're going, we didn't teach him that.

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Speaker 2: We know we're not doing that.

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Speaker 3: I'd love to have thee hear the chat between your

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Speaker 3: mum and dad at that stage though, Steve.

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Speaker 2: You've been doing what's going on.

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Speaker 3: You there'd be a lot of being good pointing going on.

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Speaker 2: Look, thirteen one oh six five is our number. Thirteen

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Speaker 2: one oh six five, get involved to your parents. What's

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Speaker 2: the worst phone call you've received from the school, something

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Speaker 2: your kid's doing, or if you were the kid and

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Speaker 2: there was a phone call that went to your parents,

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Speaker 2: we would love to hear them as well.

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Speaker 3: Thirty one and six five is a phone number love

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Speaker 3: to hear from. It certainly won't be temperature to you

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Speaker 3: that much talking about the worst call that you have

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Speaker 3: ever received from the school, the play group, the play school,

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Speaker 3: whatever it is. Give us a call on.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we got Julie here. Now, Julie, you're you're the

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Speaker 2: principal of a school, so I assume you were the

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Speaker 2: one making a phone call.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm a preschool director. So I once had a

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Speaker 5: call to children's two little boys mums because they decided

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Speaker 5: to hide in the bathroom and color in each other's penises,

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Speaker 5: like completely coloring like no, we with multi colored with.

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Speaker 3: Texts, and they went for the rainbow dick Did they

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Speaker 3: like it? In?

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Speaker 5: They went with completely rainbow? There was there was no

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Speaker 5: room for anything else and it wasn't coming off, And

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Speaker 5: I couldn't, you know, say that was a conversation because

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Speaker 5: I don't know how long it took the set off afterwards?

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Speaker 3: Did you how did you find out Jolly liked? Did

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Speaker 3: they walk in and brandishing it.

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Speaker 4: Or you well know, there were the two little boys

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Speaker 4: that you always had to you know, there's always kids

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Speaker 4: in the class that he's very quiet, and we had

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Speaker 4: been doing coloring in and I stuck the head in

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Speaker 4: the bathroom to see what was going on, and they'd

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Speaker 4: hidden in the shower. They each have his pants down

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Speaker 4: and they were going for the gold and they wanted

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Speaker 4: to show everybody.

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Speaker 3: Of course, what were the words? So what words are

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Speaker 3: you using? With their parents? They're like what what?

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Speaker 5: Like?

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Speaker 3: How did you?

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Speaker 5: How did you very delicate words? But I just didn't

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Speaker 5: want them to go home. And then, you know, because

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Speaker 5: obviously with issues like this and sharp protection and stuff

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Speaker 5: like that, and say, you know who initiated the boys

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Speaker 5: thought they were absolutely hilarious.

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Speaker 2: Because I mean, I think it's hilarious. I'm gonna be

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Speaker 2: honest with you, Julie, I think it's great. Ah, that

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Speaker 2: is amazing. Let's go to Chris. Now, Chris, this was

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Speaker 2: your son in kindergarten and you got a phone call.

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Speaker 5: The kindergart in a new one.

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Speaker 1: So kindergarten, he mooned his friends in the playground.

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Speaker 5: It's not too bad, would you deal with that?

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Speaker 4: One year one, I get a call from the principal

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Speaker 4: in his Catholic scripture class.

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Speaker 5: He was a bit bored, so he stood up and

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Speaker 5: he moved the Catholic scripture teacher.

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Speaker 3: Oh mercy, yes, so quickly.

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Speaker 1: Talking to the principle, I asked her if what was hereditary?

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Speaker 1: And she was mortified.

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Speaker 5: What does his father do that?

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Speaker 1: And I said no, but his mum's been busted a

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Speaker 1: few times laughing at.

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Speaker 2: Us parting the Brown c if you don't mind, it's

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Speaker 2: a biblical reference. Let's go to Rebecca Hair.

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Speaker 5: You had to.

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Speaker 2: I had to. I was forced. Rebecca, you've got a

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Speaker 2: call from kinder I'm good. I'm going to enjoy this.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, my son's now eight. So it was about

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Speaker 1: four years ago and I got a phone call from

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Speaker 1: the kinder that he had gotten himself stuck in you know,

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Speaker 1: the wooden plate ovens.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, right, So he had.

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Speaker 1: Climbed in, but he couldn't get out because his head

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Speaker 1: was too big?

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Speaker 2: Are you sure this isn't will.

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Speaker 5: More of the boys on the Full Show podcast. Now

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Speaker 5: you want to