Speaker 1: Last night worked to midnight, had a shower?
Speaker 2: Was that a flexor not a shower? That worked for
Speaker 2: a fucking midnight?
Speaker 1: Just never ends. I was like, I cannot wait to
Speaker 1: go into bed, head, hit the pillow, close my eyes,
Speaker 1: and then I realized.
Speaker 2: We have an episode that came out today.
Speaker 1: I was like, fuck, I haven't uploaded the episode.
Speaker 2: Did you write them?
Speaker 1: I wrote it.
Speaker 2: You're very good at that.
Speaker 1: Did you read today? Not the strongest? You didn't remind
Speaker 1: me normally, you remind me.
Speaker 2: I shouldn't have to.
Speaker 1: Wednesdays come around so cool.
Speaker 2: I shouldn't have to remind you because that would make
Speaker 2: me your boss and I'm not. We're equals.
Speaker 1: Almost almost dropped the ball, made that mistake a few times.
Speaker 3: Not today.
Speaker 1: Welcome back to two Golding Dads. I'm Mattie J And
Speaker 1: I'm Mash. This is a podcast that is all about parenting.
Speaker 1: It's the good, the bad, and the relatable. And if
Speaker 1: you have come thinking that you may get any type
Speaker 1: of advice, unfortunately you've come to the wrong podcast. It's
Speaker 1: not going to happen here, not today, not ever.
Speaker 2: Never, never, ever, ever ever ever anyway. Hell am I'm good, Look,
Speaker 2: I'm good. I can't say I'm bad because there's people
Speaker 2: that they're much worse than me. But no, but this
Speaker 2: is week two of Oscar having to come home early
Speaker 2: from kindy.
Speaker 1: What happened last time?
Speaker 2: He was just sad. He was tired because I didn't
Speaker 2: pick him up, so Papa picked him up, and then
Speaker 2: I went and got Macy from the same kindy. Later on,
Speaker 2: I saw Oscar's teacher and she was like, is Oscar
Speaker 2: Cab'm like, yeah, he seems fine to me, which is fine.
Speaker 2: She was like, yeah, he was just laying around everywhere
Speaker 2: and that's not like him, fucking slob. I'm like, how
Speaker 2: do I get him do that at home? Fucking slub?
Speaker 2: So two days later, let's just go two days later, No,
Speaker 2: the day later. I'd already promised him the day off
Speaker 2: because he was so sad on the Wednesday. I just
Speaker 2: couldn't have him off on the Wednesday, but I was like,
Speaker 2: you can stay of from the Thursday with me and
Speaker 2: Macy went outsaw my dad. When out saw my nan,
Speaker 2: it was fine.
Speaker 1: Would you ever backtrack on those type of promises or
Speaker 1: does he remember?
Speaker 2: He fucking remembers, mate, He will never forget, like he'll
Speaker 2: remember things. Like he'll just blurt out something that he
Speaker 2: remembers from so long. Once actually, once we promised him
Speaker 2: in Monster the Truck if he slept in his bed
Speaker 2: all night. Tournal Little Monster Truck promised him that because
Speaker 2: we're just like, look, you have to stop sleeping in
Speaker 2: our room. And he slept the whole night, woke up
Speaker 2: the next day, didn't even mention. Granted, I told him
Speaker 2: when he was really tired to going to bed, so
Speaker 2: I just thought he's forgotten. Anyway, two weeks later, we're
Speaker 2: in the car, we pull up to the shops and
Speaker 2: he goes, can I get that Monster truck now? Two
Speaker 2: weeks and I was I was like, fuck are you
Speaker 2: talking about? And he was like, I slept in my
Speaker 2: bed the whole night. It was one night he'd been
Speaker 2: saving ever since then. And I was like, but then, at.
Speaker 1: The same time, they hold on to the most random
Speaker 1: bits of information, and then you're like, hey, you took
Speaker 1: your shoes off yesterday. Where'd you put them? They're like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, and I don't know. I couldn't tell you.
Speaker 1: And you're like, basically like, where have you put your shoes?
Speaker 1: And they're like mine, will just hide them. And yet
Speaker 1: a song will play and she's like, that was the
Speaker 1: song that you had your first dance to at the wedding.
Speaker 2: I've seen the wedding video, and you're like, what. We
Speaker 2: went to Nancy other day and Oscar pointed at a
Speaker 2: photo of me and April and my dad at our
Speaker 2: wedding and was like, is that your wedding? I was like,
Speaker 2: because where was I? I was like, not there? Than anyway,
Speaker 2: So I promised him the day off. Anyway. We went
Speaker 2: out and saw my name anyway, came back and he
Speaker 2: was just a bit off in the avo and then
Speaker 2: April's finished work and got home and took one look
Speaker 2: at him and like he had quite red cheeks, like
Speaker 2: and I thought I must have been from the wind
Speaker 2: or something. But then like the bulk of it calmed down.
Speaker 2: It was quite patchy, like like he had severe acne.
Speaker 2: Is there?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Anyway, I don't know if you've ever heard of his
Speaker 2: Matthew slap cheek. Yeah, your facials exactly what the fuck
Speaker 2: is slap cheek? You might ask, It's an illness. And
Speaker 2: I was like, April's like, yep, he's got slap cheek,
Speaker 2: Like she knew what the fuck she was talking about
Speaker 2: She's obviously just googled it that he's got this.
Speaker 1: Is that a nickname? Is that like the street term
Speaker 1: for it stuff? And you're like, oh, he's got slap cheek?
Speaker 2: Well, I went out to do that Marcott job thing, right,
Speaker 2: And I was talking to a moment out there, shout
Speaker 2: out to that mom because you said I love the podcast.
Speaker 2: I was saying, oscars at home he has and she went, oh, no,
Speaker 2: like she fucking knew, And I thought, what do you
Speaker 2: is slap gee?
Speaker 1: But do you think she walked away going I need
Speaker 1: to find out what slap cheek?
Speaker 2: Everyone knows.
Speaker 1: Ash talked about it in a way that just had
Speaker 1: so much confidence that she didn't don't want to be
Speaker 1: an idiot.
Speaker 2: It definitely wasn't common. And I was like, I's got
Speaker 2: something called slap gee, which I didn't know what that was.
Speaker 2: I still don't even know what that was. To define it,
Speaker 2: It's like, it looks like you've been slapped in the cheek.
Speaker 2: It's like I swear to God and slap him. I
Speaker 2: swear to God. Okay, I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1: If you ever do get angry at Oscar and April
Speaker 1: comes home like, oh, that slap cheeks come right back right.
Speaker 2: But you can see it's kind of like noticeably, Like
Speaker 2: I don't know, but apparently it's not contagious. He's the kicker,
Speaker 2: and I could be fucking wrong.
Speaker 1: I hope not.
Speaker 2: Man Like, No, it's not contagious if the slap cheek
Speaker 2: is visible. So it's leading up to it. So why
Speaker 2: he was so tired and run down and all that stuff, Like,
Speaker 2: how are you supposed to pre empty? He's got that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's contagious. It's a silent killer, you could
Speaker 1: say that.
Speaker 2: So you've got to pre empt every day that. Now
Speaker 2: every time my kid's tired is like slap cheek.
Speaker 1: Smells like slap cheek.
Speaker 2: Damn it. Anyway, slap cheek got the best of him,
Speaker 2: which leads into this week. So so tired, he's been
Speaker 2: so wingy since, but he's still been like his playable self. Busy, busy,
Speaker 2: busy busy boy, like NonStop, like last night, flipping around
Speaker 2: on the cat. You've been at kindy all day, bro
Speaker 2: with your mate, and he's here. He's jumping all over everything,
Speaker 2: fucking smashing glasses.
Speaker 1: That's the biggest difference between boys and girls is that
Speaker 1: boys just run at a much higher tempo. Like the
Speaker 1: girls come home from daycare and they just want to
Speaker 1: draw or snuggle on the couch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like Macy. Macy will get up to have
Speaker 2: a sniffer. What's going on with Oscar? Like if he's
Speaker 2: over here building a fucking whatever. Like I said, he's
Speaker 2: like a kelpie and like he just like flips and
Speaker 2: bloody blades, but everywhere it's it's chaos. I just like
Speaker 2: because we're all knacked but him, And it's like, yes,
Speaker 2: I'd love that sort of energy, but also I wouldn't.
Speaker 2: Then this week he's obviously been run down as you do.
Speaker 2: You get poor kids. Got a coolestle.
Speaker 1: He's got the herb.
Speaker 2: He's got the herb and or he all they then
Speaker 2: he's completely fine. We're putting some viras on there, so
Speaker 2: he knows what a virax tastes like now because every
Speaker 2: time we put it on, he just goes He's into
Speaker 2: it more like things like that's what you're supposed to do.
Speaker 2: It's like, bro, don't.
Speaker 1: It tastes nice? Is it? No? Okay? So it's just
Speaker 1: like chemical.
Speaker 2: Since the chemical that goes on and he's dried out.
Speaker 1: And he's got a taste for it.
Speaker 2: He's got a taste for it.
Speaker 1: You're making in the morning, I couldn't put it as
Speaker 1: a Vira could.
Speaker 2: Assault for me.
Speaker 1: Acts at the restaurant, Yeah, you don't.
Speaker 2: Have I don't see the virarex on the menu. This
Speaker 2: kid can read. So he went today. But then I've
Speaker 2: got a call at ten thirty this morning saying that
Speaker 2: he needs to go because they think he's got a
Speaker 2: hand foot in my mouth. Now off the back of that,
Speaker 2: so he's got pop has taking him to the doctor
Speaker 2: today so that we can work. Because this is work,
Speaker 2: I'll keep you posted on that. We might go for
Speaker 2: week three next week, Jesus.
Speaker 1: Although it's a nightmare, no question about it, just back
Speaker 1: to back illnesses. The positive though, is that he's building
Speaker 1: a strong immune system.
Speaker 2: For when for when he's an adult.
Speaker 1: Well let's look at you for example, right, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: you're not the healthiest person I've ever had.
Speaker 2: What did I have for breakfast this morning? I had
Speaker 2: two meat patties. Two things are bacon, two eggs, and Jesus, jes.
Speaker 1: Wow, Except I'm sick like three times more often than
Speaker 1: you are. You're never sick, You're never ever sick. Ever,
Speaker 1: whereas I'm fleeing.
Speaker 2: I am. I'm just on a good run, So do not.
Speaker 1: I won't jinx it. I won't. I also not. I
Speaker 1: don't want to one up your illness story. This episode's
Speaker 1: all about sick kids so far to really feel good.
Speaker 2: There is something else I want to talk to you about.
Speaker 2: We'll get to it.
Speaker 1: Akat two medical stories that I have.
Speaker 2: Any hospital visits.
Speaker 1: Yes, I will get to that. I'll get to that.
Speaker 2: Johnson's love guard to the hospital.
Speaker 1: Okay, So yesterday I moved house. I'm now just down
Speaker 1: the road for my sister. She's got three kids. George
Speaker 1: is her eldest. He's about six or seven and similar
Speaker 1: to Oscar, he's a kelpie. He's just full of beans.
Speaker 1: He's like climbing trees, jumping off how old. So he's
Speaker 1: six or seven. I think at the moment he's really
Speaker 1: into being on a scooter and a skateboard. That's his jam. Yes,
Speaker 1: and I used to skateboard double Shark, double Shaker.
Speaker 2: B I can't wait to go to.
Speaker 1: Used to skateboard quite a good skater back in the day.
Speaker 2: That was your best trip.
Speaker 1: I think the best trick I did was like a
Speaker 1: board slide or doing like a seven jumping down a
Speaker 1: set of stairs. Seven was my hole was the highest.
Speaker 1: And I could can't tell if you're actually impressed just
Speaker 1: being fucking patronizing.
Speaker 2: Towards me at the moment, I don't see it anyway.
Speaker 1: So it's something that George and I, you know, we've
Speaker 1: got your bondage. Yeah, oh my George, let me show
Speaker 1: you what to bring.
Speaker 2: Him up to the skate park Terry Hills skate Park.
Speaker 1: Well, I can't because he had an incident.
Speaker 2: Oh okay.
Speaker 1: So I was walking Buster and I walked past my
Speaker 1: sister's house and I was just called and I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: you know, if you're out the front, i'll say hi.
Speaker 1: And George was there on a scooter and he was
Speaker 1: having a little go and we had a bit of
Speaker 1: a play and they had you know the those plastic
Speaker 1: camping tables that have.
Speaker 2: The they fold up oheah, yeah, yeah, the.
Speaker 1: Legs that come out. They're a really old one of
Speaker 1: those that's just been like gathering dust for ages. And
Speaker 1: I was like, we could kind of set that up
Speaker 1: as a bit of a ramp and a few times
Speaker 1: I was kind of jumping up it and it was
Speaker 1: a bit, a bit sketchy anyway. I was like looked
Speaker 1: at the time, and I'm like, well, my kids are
Speaker 1: coming home soon. I better go, Like bye, George.
Speaker 2: You know so you've just set up a dangerous obstacle
Speaker 2: for a child. Is that what's happened?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, my sister was there. It wasn't as if
Speaker 1: I'd done this just begin. I waved goodbye. I get
Speaker 1: a message from my sister an hour later saying we're
Speaker 1: in hospital.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, can I show you're in enabler?
Speaker 1: Can I show you what happened?
Speaker 2: George? What have you done to this poor child?
Speaker 1: George is OK. People are listening right now. Don't worry.
Speaker 2: Uncle Maddie. Have you been to visit him yet.
Speaker 1: No, because it happened yesterday and I've been.
Speaker 2: I've been flat out the audacity of you.
Speaker 1: So he came up on the scooter, up off the table,
Speaker 1: lost control, he landed head first. Fuck yeah, oh my,
Speaker 1: he's got head but of the ground. That's three stitches.
Speaker 2: Did he have a concussion?
Speaker 1: Yes, also concussion because he wasn't wearing a helmet.
Speaker 2: So kids, kid, hey, Uncle Maddie, like, hey, do you
Speaker 2: know what see that sketchy table over there. Let's set
Speaker 2: it up and you can jump off it. Not me,
Speaker 2: you can jump.
Speaker 1: And whilst you're jumping, here hold these knife anyway, look
Speaker 1: at Maddy.
Speaker 2: Shouldn't I wear a helmet? No, that's how I picture
Speaker 2: that happening.
Speaker 1: But my sister was like, they give a bit of gas.
Speaker 2: When he gets actually jealous of the gas, you have
Speaker 2: the option.
Speaker 1: You have raspberry, vanilla, chocolate or Coca Cola. He went
Speaker 1: for Coca Cola, loved.
Speaker 2: It cool, And I say, hey, George, mate, it's best
Speaker 2: that you get this out of the way first, because
Speaker 2: if you're going to continue to skate, continue to scoot,
Speaker 2: maybe Uncle Ashley teaching how to cir because man, he
Speaker 2: can't do that. You're gonna hurt yourself. Get them stitches
Speaker 2: out of the way early, build up the outside of
Speaker 2: your body immunity.
Speaker 1: But I spoke to my sister just before we recorded,
Speaker 1: and he woke up this morning and was like, I
Speaker 1: want to go to school. Obviously wants to show off.
Speaker 1: You know, he's got still yeah yeah yeah. And Kate
Speaker 1: was like, I don't think you should just so sweet
Speaker 1: and he was like no, no, no, Mama, feel fine.
Speaker 1: So she's like, okay, cool, like dropping off at school.
Speaker 1: Half an hour later they call her up and they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: George's got he's falling over, he's got a headache. Is
Speaker 1: it sick bay, Yeah, he's still got concussion. Going to
Speaker 1: pick him up.
Speaker 2: So that reminds me my brother in law is a
Speaker 2: really good skater. So picture of this. He's a PhD. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's PhD in what in geographical philosophy something like that.
Speaker 1: What the fun is that?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, anyway, so he's a you need to
Speaker 2: professor and he's UNI professor nosering Mullett covered in tat skates.
Speaker 2: So just picture that, okay, picturing it? So I think
Speaker 2: it was last year. So still skates a lot. This
Speaker 2: is going on the injury thing. Anyway, He's at the
Speaker 2: skate park where it's predominantly kids. At this skate park,
Speaker 2: there's a couple of adults who's still shred he's shredding
Speaker 2: at the skate park, comes off, breaks his wrist right
Speaker 2: in front of all these kids. And he was telling
Speaker 2: me that he was sitting there and one of the
Speaker 2: mums had to hold an umbrella over him so you
Speaker 2: didn't get burnt from the sun by the ambula. So
Speaker 2: there you go, George. There's no age bounds on that.
Speaker 2: And I'm pretty sure he's like thirty seven or thirty
Speaker 2: six or something as well, so it ever ends, mate,
Speaker 2: trust me.
Speaker 1: That is a fucking embarrassing. It's one of those things that,
Speaker 1: like riding a skateboard, you think that's just like a bike. Man.
Speaker 1: I tried to do a pop shove it and I
Speaker 1: almost very nearly whipped out and killed myself.
Speaker 2: And I'm just getting back into skating because it's like
Speaker 2: the first and shit, so I've just been like, okay,
Speaker 2: we'll go to do something and yeah, You're like, how
Speaker 2: did I do this?
Speaker 1: Like kneel down to do an ollie? As I like,
Speaker 1: as I crouched down, I was like.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Did you have a moment when you
Speaker 2: got the call from your sister being like George's in
Speaker 2: hospital and you're like, oh no, and then you hung up.
Speaker 2: We went glad it's not my.
Speaker 1: Kids, yes, because see this happened last week, but we
Speaker 1: didn't tell the story because we told that story of
Speaker 1: one of your fans verbally abusing me instead.
Speaker 2: You know what, you deserve it now.
Speaker 1: After that, we had a little trip to hospital with Marley.
Speaker 2: Oh so Karma's got ya?
Speaker 1: And can I just say also she is fine? Both
Speaker 1: these stories all happy endings.
Speaker 2: You're a liability, you lot well, you're clogging up the
Speaker 2: system the rest of us. No one that literally like
Speaker 2: Oscar went to hospital twice in his life. He's four,
Speaker 2: Marley's been in the hospital more times than me. And
Speaker 2: I'm twenty.
Speaker 1: Why are you looking at me? And I'm the problem here?
Speaker 1: Like it's not like, hey, which we do this weekend?
Speaker 1: Let's go to emergency the children, So we go back
Speaker 1: to emergency. I hate going there.
Speaker 2: Well, to be fair, you keep telling me that, mate,
Speaker 2: but you still keep going.
Speaker 1: To be fair, I've actually never done the hospital trip.
Speaker 1: It's always been Laura.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you can't really complain.
Speaker 1: And I was kind of like, I don't know how
Speaker 1: this works, but also.
Speaker 2: You actually did this trip.
Speaker 1: I did this. But also remembering that Lola had those screams,
Speaker 1: which we were like giving a tough love because we
Speaker 1: thought it was because she wanted a bottle of.
Speaker 2: Milk, but she had a perforate drum.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So now Marley, not long after that, she was like, oh,
Speaker 1: my stomach hurts, and I like, well, that's weird that
Speaker 1: she never had that complaint happened again that night, wouldn't
Speaker 1: have dinner. She's like, oh, like still my stomach is
Speaker 1: really hurting. Thought she was fine then that she woke
Speaker 1: up at maybe like nine o'clock at night screaming, being
Speaker 1: like my stomach And I was like, fuck, like you
Speaker 1: probably just hung If we didn't have the perforaded ear
Speaker 1: drum in the back, I'd be like, go back to bed.
Speaker 1: But Laura was like this is not good. Like she was,
Speaker 1: you know, in the fetal position, crying. So well, I'm
Speaker 1: glad you now agree with me that the right thing
Speaker 1: to do Ash was got to a hospital.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, we go there.
Speaker 1: We go there, they do a couple of tests. They
Speaker 1: say it's fine, you have to come back for it ultrasound.
Speaker 1: But you can't do that till the next day. So
Speaker 1: Laura gets something like midnight next morning, take her back
Speaker 1: into emergency for an ultrasound.
Speaker 2: You this time?
Speaker 1: I went the second time, and you kin'd of get
Speaker 1: anyone who's never been to emergency with your kids? Is it?
Speaker 1: It's got like a triage nurse? Is that right? Don't
Speaker 1: quote me on this if I'm saying it wrong. I
Speaker 1: apologize sorry to the nurses out there.
Speaker 2: You're doing a fantastic job.
Speaker 1: But they do like an initial how sick are you?
Speaker 1: And if it's life threatening, obviously you get seen. George
Speaker 1: got seen straight away. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Miley's like, I'm dying, oh right this way.
Speaker 1: But they say it'll be a bit of a wait,
Speaker 1: so we have to wait four hours to get the ultrasound.
Speaker 1: And it's funny you kind of you look at each
Speaker 1: kid as they come through, and you're kind of like, oh,
Speaker 1: how sick is their kid? How quickly will they get seen?
Speaker 1: And some kids are like fine, as in, you have
Speaker 1: a temperature, you give them pane at all. They get
Speaker 1: to emergency and they're absolutely fine with other kids come
Speaker 1: through and that like George, and they need stitches.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they even from the forehead. It's like stat.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of stats, a lot of yelling, and
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, fucking, how come on, Like,
Speaker 1: I just want to get this ultrasound done and find
Speaker 1: out what's wrong. But at this point Marley's fine, She's
Speaker 1: like and they also you can't give the kids food
Speaker 1: before the ultrasound, So Marley's there four hours, like dad,
Speaker 1: I'm hungry. There's a vending machines that every kid is
Speaker 1: there getting like chips and chocolate. I was like, I
Speaker 1: just want to eat something, and I'm like, no, you can't.
Speaker 2: The ultrasound punish and they don't understand either. It's a punish. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyway, we get the ultrasound and it felt.
Speaker 2: You just come with nothing but pictures today.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, Sorry, I know, I'm very very
Speaker 1: picture heavy, very visual, and we get the ultrasound and
Speaker 1: it felt really nostalgic.
Speaker 2: She's pregnant. Oh my god, flashback it's a boy. Oh
Speaker 2: my god. So those of you listening, I'm just looking
Speaker 2: at a picture of Marley getting ultrasound on a tummy
Speaker 2: like Mummy would have done. So that's why Matt's thinking, flashback,
Speaker 2: did you start going? Because I would be c sick,
Speaker 2: you know me in that? How long were you there?
Speaker 2: Four hours?
Speaker 1: Because obviously you know probably five hours?
Speaker 2: Fine?
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you know what it was? Do you know
Speaker 1: what it was? A telescopic in testine?
Speaker 2: M Is it one of the ones it goes.
Speaker 1: Like a submarine? Well they they said that like it
Speaker 1: sometimes happens.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that kid's like, I love that diagnosed. Sometimes
Speaker 2: happens off you go, you're done.
Speaker 1: Literally, I was like, how do you fix? The testine
Speaker 1: kind of goes like like a telescope goes in on itself.
Speaker 1: It hurts, happens for a number of reasons, comes back
Speaker 1: out of this comes back out.
Speaker 2: It's like when a bit gets stuck in your rib.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like this is it.
Speaker 2: I'm die. Actually I'm okay like that.
Speaker 1: But I also kind of thought, I was like, are
Speaker 1: they just kind of making this up on the spot,
Speaker 1: because I was like, I was like, how do I
Speaker 1: make sure it doesn't happen again? And they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: like it's totally fine.
Speaker 2: Like it's just one of those funny if it was
Speaker 2: like a vegan nurses like just don't eat meat. Oh, yes,
Speaker 2: right on it. She's okay, that's the main thing.
Speaker 1: So I was, you know, it was Can I just say,
Speaker 1: on a serious note, there is nothing better than walking
Speaker 1: out of the hospital with like a thumbs up, you're
Speaker 1: good together. They're like, you're good to go. Yeah, Like
Speaker 1: because we had to like not to end on a
Speaker 1: down a note. You have to walk to get to
Speaker 1: the ultra sound was like a fucking maze.
Speaker 2: Past the dying people.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, you have to.
Speaker 2: It's like hospitals are no good.
Speaker 1: Walking past these beds with the kids who have like
Speaker 1: tubes up their nose and they're.
Speaker 2: Like, you know with what was the children's hospital?
Speaker 1: Yeah, children's Yeah, so walking past the sick kids and
Speaker 1: you're like, that's not how a kid should be spending
Speaker 1: the day like it's.
Speaker 2: And that look, honestly, we've got a pretty good when
Speaker 2: you think, oh, totally, speaking of triage, I want to
Speaker 2: go back to the triage.
Speaker 1: What is triche mans triage?
Speaker 2: Just like they like you said that, I don't know
Speaker 2: what it exactly means, but they determine who needs to
Speaker 2: go up the line anyway. So this is something that
Speaker 2: happened to me where I had to deal with a
Speaker 2: triarche nurse and you were saying, oh, you know, the
Speaker 2: people that are dying go first. So when I was fourteen,
Speaker 2: let's just skip right into this story right away. I
Speaker 2: didn't think I was going to tell this story.
Speaker 1: No, well, can I just say that, do you ever
Speaker 1: think you are going to tell any particular story?
Speaker 2: No? It just comes to me on the mark. I'm
Speaker 2: just definitely not written. I've go written down what I
Speaker 2: want to talk to you about it. I was just
Speaker 2: going to fuck it, going to talk about to talk
Speaker 2: about I'm just going to bounce off what you've said
Speaker 2: and I will remind myself. So when I was fourteen,
Speaker 2: lived on the Gold Coast at the time, and we
Speaker 2: actually came did a house swap with our old neighbors
Speaker 2: in Sydney. So we did house swap. So we came
Speaker 2: down to Sydney for like two or three weeks coming
Speaker 2: over how long it was anyway, So we drove down.
Speaker 2: The whole family drove down. I was in the car.
Speaker 2: I was the tallest, so I was in the passenger seat,
Speaker 2: which you know, at fourteen a lot of involuntary erections.
Speaker 2: That's not the story.
Speaker 1: Did I forget what it's like being fourteen? I used
Speaker 1: to get maybe like ten a day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't wait to talk to you mum when
Speaker 2: she comes down.
Speaker 1: Can I just confirm? So your mom's in the backs mum,
Speaker 1: and my sister.
Speaker 2: In the back seat. I'm in the front with an
Speaker 2: awkward erection, classic hiding it somehow, And the problem is
Speaker 2: like there's nothing to distract you. Back then it was
Speaker 2: four I had a phone, but there used to be
Speaker 2: no reception on the way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, game boy, what would you play?
Speaker 2: It was just like look out the window and hope
Speaker 2: the direction goes down, like looking at roadkill. Like yeah,
Speaker 2: it was like that's kind of sexy. Anyway. So we
Speaker 2: came to sit.
Speaker 1: You ounder control. You and your old man are just
Speaker 1: like ah, like father likes something. He's looking over.
Speaker 2: He's like, wrong, that didn't happen, and he didn't drive
Speaker 2: a manual. Anyways. We're only here for like twenty four hours,
Speaker 2: forty eight hours, okay, And I went to catch up
Speaker 2: with some of my mates. Can you know you're not
Speaker 2: going to fucking dog?
Speaker 1: What's what's wrong with her?
Speaker 2: Because she's swollen?
Speaker 1: What does she have swollen nees for? Okay, swollen knee?
Speaker 2: And I was like, you should take it to a
Speaker 2: pet physio.
Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, that's a.
Speaker 2: Are you fucking serious.
Speaker 1: What any one who's not aware? Ashes had to go
Speaker 1: over lift his dog onto the couch.
Speaker 2: It's a low lying couch, dude, Like it's thirty centimeters
Speaker 2: off the ground even, and the dog is like, come here, bitch.
Speaker 2: The other day I had to lift up those two
Speaker 2: steps and it's two steps. She could have just gone upstairs.
Speaker 1: How old is she the dog?
Speaker 2: She'd be ten soon, Okay, so she'll be dead soon
Speaker 2: soon enough. Little dogs live forever they do. I will
Speaker 2: be saying like, oh my god, this burden of a dog.
Speaker 2: And she'll live till I'm like twenty. Hurry up so
Speaker 2: I can replace you any You and your dad getting erections?
Speaker 2: No together? No?
Speaker 1: So where were we?
Speaker 2: We're here for like twenty four or forty eight hours?
Speaker 2: And I went saw some mates because I used to
Speaker 2: go to school here, and I went and met with them,
Speaker 2: surved a couple of times with them that day. Great,
Speaker 2: having a lot of fun. And then I got like
Speaker 2: a pain in my lower stomach, like lower, I don't
Speaker 2: know left.
Speaker 1: I think it was not erection related, not.
Speaker 2: Erection related, not related. I don't think it's related to
Speaker 2: the erections.
Speaker 1: Actually a lot of sense.
Speaker 2: And I was like, it's like so much pain, so
Speaker 2: much pain, and my dad had to come and get me.
Speaker 2: And Dad's like come the classic dad like comes to
Speaker 2: pick me up. I'm in excruciating pain. But he hasn't
Speaker 2: seen this person's parents since we moved, so he's like, oh,
Speaker 2: stop and have a chat. I'm in the car. Man
Speaker 2: I'm in the car, like Dad, I'm fucking in so
Speaker 2: much pain. I was like, and I just said to him,
Speaker 2: it's my fucking nuts right. My testicles are fucking pulsating,
Speaker 2: they're so sore. And as soon as I said anything
Speaker 2: about my testicles, like a man should, let's come. And
Speaker 2: my dad's no good with like doctors or something like that,
Speaker 2: even though he's a medical rep. How the fuck does
Speaker 2: that work.
Speaker 1: Isn't it? Parents are so crazy and like any little
Speaker 1: your dad's chatty. I met your dad and he loves
Speaker 1: he loves the gin wag. You're there on death's door
Speaker 1: and he's like.
Speaker 2: Oh, cliffs, got over it, mate, youkay. That's pretty much
Speaker 2: what it was like until I mentioned my testicles, and
Speaker 2: he's thought, fuck.
Speaker 1: This is a medical emergency.
Speaker 2: So he's driven so taking me to the medical center.
Speaker 2: He's taken me back to where we're staying for mom
Speaker 2: to take me to the medical center. That's a bloody shamuzzle.
Speaker 2: He was just didn't want to go. I don't think
Speaker 2: it's like, thanks Dad.
Speaker 1: Maybe he was like me and he didn't know. Maybe,
Speaker 1: But when it comes to testicles, every second count.
Speaker 2: Every second does count. Matthew anyway, so mam has taken
Speaker 2: me to the medical center. Anyway, I remember vividly sitting
Speaker 2: in the medical center. It was like the plastic those
Speaker 2: medical center plastic chairs with like the gray thin I
Speaker 2: felt like I was melting the plastic. That's how much
Speaker 2: pain I was in. I was sweating, I was hot,
Speaker 2: and I was just like anyway, doctor see me, and
Speaker 2: they're like, we don't know, we don't know what it is.
Speaker 2: Then sent me to the emergency room.
Speaker 1: Okay, ultra sound.
Speaker 2: And then I get to the emergency room it's been
Speaker 2: like four hours.
Speaker 1: Me just like oh yeah, ultra sound, that's the only
Speaker 1: medical word.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and stating my arm ultrasound. Anyway, I got
Speaker 2: to see the tree arched nurse. Okay, also that term
Speaker 2: very good Mary, mindflowing fourteen years of age. I've already
Speaker 2: shown my nuts to one person. The next thing, I've
Speaker 2: got to show my nuts to another person.
Speaker 1: Were they big? Were they enlarged?
Speaker 2: No? No, but very sot, very sore stomach. Really really,
Speaker 2: that's like, I'll tell you what's wrong with you. You've
Speaker 2: got a direction?
Speaker 1: Who's that? Who's that? What's that medical show where a
Speaker 1: guy has to like diagnosed those strange cases ah, embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Bodies anyway, So I'm like, at this point, like four
Speaker 2: hours of pain, like sweating, really really bad, tree arched
Speaker 2: nurse took one look at me and went, your testicles
Speaker 2: are twisted. Yeah, so in the sack itself, and this
Speaker 2: is where the triash nurse has gone. You're okay. You
Speaker 2: would think, okay, you're not in a life threatening situation,
Speaker 2: but your nuts are more important than anyone in this
Speaker 2: fucking er right now, because no one is more important
Speaker 2: than your testicles. Straight through, I'm in surgery, in fucking
Speaker 2: I'm talking like minutes because there's only a certain amount
Speaker 2: of time before the nut dies.
Speaker 1: It's a cold blue.
Speaker 2: Like cold blue woo woo woo, straight through.
Speaker 1: Since I had a car accident, don't.
Speaker 2: Worry about me and get that saved the testicle anyway,
Speaker 2: straight in, And the last thing I remember was like
Speaker 2: I was on the bed and they're pushing me into surgery.
Speaker 2: But to get me into surgery, they actually had to
Speaker 2: go into a supply closet for a U turn and
Speaker 2: I passed out in the supply closet, So I thought
Speaker 2: we did the surgery and the supply closet anyway, Hell, anyway,
Speaker 2: separated the testicles, stitch them to the walls of the
Speaker 2: testicle sack, and so for the next three weeks while
Speaker 2: we're in Sydney. Still I'm fucking bedridden with these testicles
Speaker 2: that were huge. And my mate at the time thought
Speaker 2: it would be really really funny to pretend to sackack me,
Speaker 2: so I'd squeeze my legs together. It was fucked anyway.
Speaker 1: What an apologies if you're going to get to this point,
Speaker 1: But what causes a twisted testicle?
Speaker 2: No idea.
Speaker 1: It just happened.
Speaker 2: Just happened. Happens a lot apparently, but we were minutes away
Speaker 2: from losing it. Well, thankfully now I have two kids.
Speaker 2: I don't really need them now they're actually twisted back up.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I just thought you just the word tree,
Speaker 2: I was just really spark something in me.
Speaker 1: Then did you, like you have you ever gotten in
Speaker 1: contact with that nerves? Have you said that could be
Speaker 1: a beautiful get it on the podcast? What was her name?
Speaker 1: Do you remember?
Speaker 2: I don't have a clue, Matthew it was that was
Speaker 2: like nineteen years ago.
Speaker 1: That would be a beautiful story.
Speaker 2: So old.
Speaker 1: They're coming together. I wonder how many nutsacks she saved
Speaker 1: in her career as well.
Speaker 2: I hope a lot. I hope she's got You know
Speaker 2: when it's like when you leave like the army and
Speaker 2: you get like the purple heart, They're like, here's a
Speaker 2: set of purple testicles. Here's a set that didn't make it,
Speaker 2: but not because of your efforts.
Speaker 1: How lucky though, How lucky that she was on call
Speaker 1: at the very minute that you came in with your
Speaker 1: twisted nat sack.
Speaker 2: But also afterwards, I, as teenagers do they ridicule people.
Speaker 2: So my mates thought I had one ball one ball ash.
Speaker 2: And this goes back to when the other day I
Speaker 2: went and bought a guitar and you're like, what are
Speaker 2: you going to learn? Wonder Wall, Like it's a joke,
Speaker 2: and I was like, that's funny because my mats made
Speaker 2: up a song called one ball.
Speaker 1: Because I look over and you start crying and I
Speaker 1: was like ash.
Speaker 2: They were like, cause he's got one ball. Anyway, we
Speaker 2: just really took a long journey together there. But I'm fine, obviously,
Speaker 2: But yeah.
Speaker 1: Thank you for sharing that story.
Speaker 2: Should we go into lies now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, tell me love, tell me little. So we are
Speaker 1: now back with parenting lies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So the Budget Smuggler is going to be happening
Speaker 2: from now until the end of the year.
Speaker 1: It's coming back.
Speaker 2: It's coming back.
Speaker 1: We know people right now will be panicking.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm missed out on the budgets. No, there's plenty
Speaker 2: of opportunities to do that over the course of the
Speaker 2: back end of the year, So still get stories in
Speaker 2: for that. But in the meantime, we bring back everyone's
Speaker 2: favorite segment, which is the lies and Matthew, what do
Speaker 2: you do you have for me?
Speaker 1: I've got one ash. This one is from writ a Day,
Speaker 1: Britt A Day a Day. It says, tell me lies.
Speaker 1: I bloody love this. Well, Britt, we love it too.
Speaker 1: So she says, I've just realized that my husband and
Speaker 1: I have already been lying to our eleven month old son, Rowan.
Speaker 1: He keeps going to share Slash give food to the dog,
Speaker 1: and I'm bloody sick of it because she keeps making
Speaker 1: food for him because it's the dog.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it sucks.
Speaker 1: It's like the one bad thing about having a small child.
Speaker 2: The dog's well fed all the time.
Speaker 1: So she says, no, dogs don't like sausages, and no,
Speaker 1: dogs don't like sandwiches, so whatever, he's eating. She has said,
Speaker 1: the dog doesn't like it, and it works, but she says, mate,
Speaker 1: my dog will eat his own shit. He would devour
Speaker 1: whatever the tiny human has handed him. So now the
Speaker 1: dog just stares at us like we're committing the ultimate betrayal.
Speaker 2: Stop lying to the child. That's pretty good because I
Speaker 2: know Mazie, like I always say, the dogs stalking them?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, they're just.
Speaker 2: Stalk dinner time. Yeah, they're just stalking. No, at all times,
Speaker 2: don't it's always this tone as well. Don't feed the dog.
Speaker 1: So annoying, so annoying.
Speaker 2: My lie, Matthew is something that I can't remember who
Speaker 2: it came from. But if this does ring any bells
Speaker 2: from someone, thank you. But I also do this as
Speaker 2: well as like it's part of a parenting style. Okay,
Speaker 2: So if anytime Oscar, mainly because maybe doesn't understand yet,
Speaker 2: anytime Oscar is being a naughty boy or doing the
Speaker 2: wrong thing, it could be six twelve months out from
Speaker 2: his birthday, I always say, that's it. Your birthday's canceled.
Speaker 2: You don't get to change age this year. Your birthday's
Speaker 2: completely canceled. Works a treat every time, because he's just
Speaker 2: like they obviously associate it with presents, okay, but also
Speaker 2: I like to throw in there that you're going to
Speaker 2: be four again for another year. I think all the
Speaker 2: other boys and all the other girls are going to
Speaker 2: be five. You, sir, you continue that behavior, you will
Speaker 2: remain four. Your birthday will be canceled.
Speaker 1: That's great. But Marley sometimes she'll be like, I don't
Speaker 1: want to grow up, dad, And she's like, I don't
Speaker 1: want to get older because she's so sweet.
Speaker 2: Because a moron, he's not. He's not, but he's a boy.
Speaker 2: He all he cares about is where the next monster
Speaker 2: trucks coming from. Okay, so he's not a moron.
Speaker 1: Hey are we are? We going to do lies next week?
Speaker 2: So we are going to do lies next week. But
Speaker 2: then we're back baby with budget. Mugger's most ordinary parents,
Speaker 2: So get your lies in, get your ordinary parenting moments in.
Speaker 2: Whether it's a D M or there's an email in our.
Speaker 1: Two D two double D double d's look dot com
Speaker 1: dot dot.
Speaker 2: A U yes, correct, So get him over. Like I said,
Speaker 2: there's going to be plenty of opportunities for ordinary parents
Speaker 2: and lives for the back end of this year. But
Speaker 2: ordinary parents, you get to win something, which is great.
Speaker 1: Love it. Let's end the episode on questions. We always
Speaker 1: have two questions. I'm going to start off ash and
Speaker 1: ask you if you could hire any celebrity to look
Speaker 1: after your kids, who would it be? And why? Let's
Speaker 1: go I mean, sure we can make it open ended
Speaker 1: and have anyone could be alive for the sake of
Speaker 1: this question.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, while I'm thinking.
Speaker 1: You go, I'm going to go Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to go Scott Disick. Well, those who
Speaker 2: know that person is who's on the keeping up with
Speaker 2: the Kardashian he would be the funnest babies that are
Speaker 2: fuck it, I want him to babysit me.
Speaker 1: No, he's just he's like a drunk, isn't Heah.
Speaker 2: But he's such a wayanka, but he knows he's a
Speaker 2: winger and everything that comes out of his mouth is
Speaker 2: fucking hilarious.
Speaker 1: The Lord, the Lord Lord. I'm pretty sure he goes
Speaker 1: by the name of the Lord.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you're talking about it saying Scott Dissic, Yeah.
Speaker 1: He used to be married to Corny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's the best. He's so good. Whereas,
Speaker 2: for example, if It's like he's like, do you want
Speaker 2: something to drink? And Chris Kardashian's like, well, it's like
Speaker 2: I don't need you love yes or no, that's the
Speaker 2: energy I want in my house.
Speaker 1: I'm going Kim just because it would just be such
Speaker 1: a flex to have. Yeah, and she's got kids.
Speaker 2: It wouldn't be cheap though.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not paying. Oh I'm not paying, like
Speaker 1: I'm fuck whos gonn afford Kim Kardashian to look after
Speaker 1: your kids. I'm just doing it purely for like, for
Speaker 1: the flex, for the flex of like I mean, I
Speaker 1: actually would she be a bad mum? I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: sure she's got an army of helpers. Oh yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: sure she's never This is me judging. I'm sure she's
Speaker 1: never like in the trenches trying to feed her kids.
Speaker 1: She's got probably like a list of fourteen people before
Speaker 1: her before she has to get on her hands and
Speaker 1: knees and get in.
Speaker 2: Then she got her hands and knees. I'm going to
Speaker 2: go with Scott Dissick because you've gone Kim k And
Speaker 2: I realized, and I'm just gonna say that is because
Speaker 2: I went down the wormhole the other day of watching
Speaker 2: Scott Dissick videos on TikTok, and I need that sort
Speaker 2: of energy in this house because I think I would
Speaker 2: have a lot of fun and my kids would have
Speaker 2: a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: Because if you're out, okay, I'm going to change mind. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Princess Diana.
Speaker 2: Which is dead, we can bring it back.
Speaker 1: But why because she's beautiful?
Speaker 2: Oh fuck, Matthew, please, I have a question for you.
Speaker 1: Please.
Speaker 2: Is there anything you said you'd never do as a
Speaker 2: parent that you now do all the time?
Speaker 1: M Yeah, there's a lot of things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of things.
Speaker 1: Obviously. The most prominent one would be the iPad situation, Like,
Speaker 1: holy shit, I used to judge parents.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I used to be like, I'm never gonna do that.
Speaker 2: Ah man, I went out the window immediately.
Speaker 1: Kids. I would if I saw a family with young
Speaker 1: kids with iPads at the dinner table at a restaurant,
Speaker 1: I would be like, oh never.
Speaker 2: Now we get it completely totally.
Speaker 1: You gotta it's amazing. You've been at my sister's house.
Speaker 1: I remember, like, because she's got the three kids when
Speaker 1: one of them is not being injured in a hospital.
Speaker 2: Sorry, George, Sorry George was setting up that really Dodgy ramp.
Speaker 1: So were my kids and her kids are together on
Speaker 1: a Friday, we might have dinner. It is chaos. It
Speaker 1: is absolutely Oh yeah, kids are going mental. We feed
Speaker 1: the kids first and we give them iPads to put
Speaker 1: TV on, and it's just like a drug. It's like
Speaker 1: a sedative. They're just like forty five minutes.
Speaker 2: And then any luck, they fall asleep and you're like,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, that's the stuff.
Speaker 1: I mean. Don't get me wrong. You don't always rely
Speaker 1: on the iPad twenty four to seven.
Speaker 2: Yeah you do. I've got a quite and actually I've
Speaker 2: got a really quick question for you as well. And
Speaker 2: I'll probably going to ruffle a couple of feathers year,
Speaker 2: but whatever, I don't really give a fuck. Parents who
Speaker 2: put their kids on the leads, yeah, yeah, going on,
Speaker 2: it's like before you had kids, you like, I'm never
Speaker 2: going to do that. I haven't done that. I put
Speaker 2: a leg rope on Oscar once, but just because he
Speaker 2: was like, put this on my wrist, and I was
Speaker 2: just like, actually, this is kind of nice.
Speaker 1: Is this at home or was this out in public?
Speaker 2: I was just here, this was in the garage.
Speaker 1: Okay, you like took it for a test run.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because he was like, picked up one of my
Speaker 2: leg rights and he was like putting this on like
Speaker 2: a wristband. I was like sweet, and then he's like
Speaker 2: moving towards the door and I gave it a yank
Speaker 2: and he was like and I was like, this says no,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't the backpack lead. It's so it's kind of
Speaker 2: a bit demeaning, and I'm sorry it is.
Speaker 1: It is absolutely demeaning.
Speaker 2: If you do it to your kid, that's fine, that's
Speaker 2: your decision. I'm not gonna judge you. Actually, I'm going
Speaker 2: to judge you. That's fucked up. Why I don't even
Speaker 2: put the dog on a lead because I feel bad
Speaker 2: when I yank it?
Speaker 1: Okay. I think it depends on the kid though, right,
Speaker 1: Like if you've got a kid who was like a
Speaker 1: runner or she's a runner, ye, little boy, little boys
Speaker 1: like Miley's pretty good in that. It's stressful. Okay, you're
Speaker 1: going to like the Easter Show and then you're going
Speaker 1: with Oscar and he's going to run away.
Speaker 2: He's going to you know, yeah, I think where in
Speaker 2: that situation, I'm like, fine, but like, look, if your
Speaker 2: child is a prominent runner away or that's not going
Speaker 2: to call it well said. Rather, then if you're near
Speaker 2: a road and stuff, fine, because look, you hear about
Speaker 2: it all the time where a kid gets you by car.
Speaker 2: Fuck that would suck. So look, I take back to
Speaker 2: I don't take it all back. I take it. If
Speaker 2: your kid's a runner and you've got them on a lead,
Speaker 2: and it's like, look it's a life and death situation,
Speaker 2: I'm fine with that. But if you're just in a
Speaker 2: shopping center walking your kid on a lead for the
Speaker 2: sake of because it's easier and convenient for.
Speaker 1: You, hang on a second, hang on it ash. You can't.
Speaker 1: It doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 2: You can't to hate them.
Speaker 1: You can't be someone that says yes to iPads twenty
Speaker 1: four to seven.
Speaker 2: And then draw.
Speaker 1: That doesn't fucking make any sense.
Speaker 2: My opinion means nothing.
Speaker 1: It doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 2: But I'm just going to say the lead things a
Speaker 2: bit demeaning. What do you reckon?
Speaker 1: Yeah, look.
Speaker 2: You cancel.
Speaker 1: I've never done one before.
Speaker 2: No me, I've done the leg rope. But that's about it.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're visually visually, it's just.
Speaker 2: Because you put it on a backpack doesn't make it
Speaker 2: any better. Just put it around its neck like a
Speaker 2: dog and move on.
Speaker 1: I want to get you a lead. I want to
Speaker 1: get you on, not just the leg rope one. I
Speaker 1: want to get a proper lead that's designed for crazy
Speaker 1: toddlers and put.
Speaker 2: It on me.
Speaker 1: No, I want you to use it for a while.
Speaker 2: No, I won't. I won't use it because, honestly, look,
Speaker 2: if I'm being honest, it's a bit fucked.
Speaker 1: That don't make any sense. It's like you love birkenstocks,
Speaker 1: then you won't wear cross but then you won't have a.
Speaker 2: Bay and round me out as a person. I had
Speaker 2: a question. I asked you for your answer. You gave
Speaker 2: me a weird look and said it's a bit demeaning.
Speaker 2: Let's leave it on that.
Speaker 1: Sure, and.
Speaker 2: Free the lead. On that note, I think it's time
Speaker 2: we said goodbye. And I'm sorry if I've annoyed anyone
Speaker 2: with that leash thing. But no, fucking get over yourself.
Speaker 2: How dare you go through life and not be offended?
Speaker 1: If you enjoyed this episode, somehow love a review will
Speaker 1: be really amazing.
Speaker 2: We not the leash people away from the reviews.
Speaker 1: Man, the leash people, they're opinionated. You offend the leash people,
Speaker 1: and you're in trouble.
Speaker 2: Free the leash Free That okay, they're going to be
Speaker 2: knocking on my door going.
Speaker 1: How d you don't know what? People who ashes offended
Speaker 1: so fast since the podcast started.
Speaker 2: Country and Lea People, the leash users. Did you see that?
Speaker 2: Actually banning crocs now in shopping centers, airports and trains.
Speaker 1: That's bullshit.
Speaker 2: That's such about times.
Speaker 1: Just it's just the media using like click okay.
Speaker 2: Donald.
Speaker 1: Fake news, fake news.
Speaker 2: People keep on talking.
Speaker 1: That's a terrible impersonation.
Speaker 2: I can't do it. I don't I know.
Speaker 1: No stuffer right there.
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Speaker 2: just reminder, get your ordinary stories in, get your lives in.
Speaker 1: We'll see you next week. Good bye bye. Two Doting
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