WEBVTT - MINI: Hiding

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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>We're doing our one word phone and in one word

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<v Speaker 2>we're looking for your stories this week. Anything to do

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<v Speaker 2>with hiding, I reckon most of us are hidden from

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<v Speaker 2>somebody at some point. Patsy, Patsy, you strike me as

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<v Speaker 2>someone that hides.

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<v Speaker 3>Does remind me?

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<v Speaker 2>I wagged.

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<v Speaker 4>Mum and Dad are listening to this.

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<v Speaker 1>I wagged school once in about.

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<v Speaker 2>You, the idea of mom and dad still getting you

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<v Speaker 2>in trouble for I mean, that's why I moved into

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<v Speaker 2>another hemisphere so I can not get in trouble anymore.

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<v Speaker 4>I get grounded.

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<v Speaker 1>Wagged high school with a girlfriend, went up the street,

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<v Speaker 1>up the local drag and had lunch and one of

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<v Speaker 1>the teachers, Missus Bell, who was our year level coordinator,

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<v Speaker 1>came into the cave.

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<v Speaker 4>So we had to hide under the table.

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<v Speaker 1>And she didn't see this.

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<v Speaker 4>She got she myopic or something. I mean, so of

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<v Speaker 4>tables aren't solid. I mean your eye sees what's under

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<v Speaker 4>there straight away. No, I mean she'd had cancer as

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<v Speaker 4>old missus olb Mama.

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<v Speaker 5>Bell convinced we're going to get caught out.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Just go to the the lines hiding. That's

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<v Speaker 2>the one word phone and known four one four one

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<v Speaker 2>O four three Russell, Good morning.

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<v Speaker 5>Bourn Christian and gang. How are you?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we're good, uh Russell, Off you go.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm a tradesman and I traveled to Victoria installing kitchens

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<v Speaker 5>and new built homes. I had one right down to

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<v Speaker 5>South Gipsland one day where I used to sleep in.

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<v Speaker 5>I was sleeping in the job site and I in

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<v Speaker 5>the middle and my car was behind the house, so

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<v Speaker 5>the clients wouldn't have known I was there. And in

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<v Speaker 5>the middle of the night they decided to come and

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<v Speaker 5>have a sneaker around with their torches peering in all

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<v Speaker 5>the windows. So I was, I was four, and I

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<v Speaker 5>did they didn't know I was there. Thought if I

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<v Speaker 5>can't bursting out or scare the heck out of me,

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<v Speaker 5>you know what I mean? So I thought better go

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<v Speaker 5>and hide somewhere. So hid in the toilet in my

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<v Speaker 5>pajamas for about three quarters from now Wally very swolling

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<v Speaker 5>painstakingly looked in every single window of.

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<v Speaker 1>The hell.

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<v Speaker 5>And so I thought, I can't come out in my

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<v Speaker 5>emmy sea shorts, and you.

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<v Speaker 4>Know, the man, you really can't.

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<v Speaker 5>So I thought, well, all I can do is waited

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<v Speaker 5>out and actually heard the bloke say, oh, jeezus, a

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<v Speaker 5>lot of tools in the house. He must be down

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<v Speaker 5>the pub. And now it wasn't in the pub. I

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<v Speaker 5>was standing with the bear stead on the concrete in

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<v Speaker 5>the toilet, hiding, waking to go away. And then the

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<v Speaker 5>funny thing was the next day, once they had finally

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<v Speaker 5>gone home. The next day, I've got a phone call

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<v Speaker 5>from the supervisor asking me if there's any old mattresses

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<v Speaker 5>in their house. I so I had to understand what

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<v Speaker 5>you meant. And what had happened was the clients had

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<v Speaker 5>seen my bed, which is kind of like a decision

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<v Speaker 5>that will throw out airbed, you know, Dona. They bring

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<v Speaker 5>the supervisor and they complained that there was a squasering

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<v Speaker 5>in their house, the.

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<v Speaker 4>Cable guy, the kitchen guy.

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<v Speaker 5>And I thought, last time I checked, not a lot

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<v Speaker 5>of squatters run around in storing the kitchens while they're there.

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<v Speaker 4>No good point. All right, Russell, thank you very much,

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<v Speaker 4>you go now, thank you all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Well Christian Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Just remembered, actually have you done it recently? The other

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<v Speaker 2>day I was getting out of the car with my

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<v Speaker 2>youngest daughter and I went, oh, my god, I saw someone.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't this would be so awkward we see them.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually got into the back, dived into the back,

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<v Speaker 2>sit the car right, face down right and goes, what

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<v Speaker 2>are you doing?

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<v Speaker 4>What are you doing? Don't don't speak to me right,

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<v Speaker 4>just keep you I'm literally speaking.

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<v Speaker 2>To a wife from another adult to pass by, and

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<v Speaker 2>I graw back out. About two minutes later went they've gone. Now, Sean,

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<v Speaker 2>what did you do? And I explained to it was

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<v Speaker 2>she went, oh, no, you did the right things. There

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<v Speaker 2>are times in your life we're going to have to

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<v Speaker 2>hide from people. That is the only option. Life lesson

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<v Speaker 2>number one right there, All right, Helen, good morning, good morning.

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<v Speaker 4>How's bells? Who have you hidden from?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? Well, before I tell you who I heed from,

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<v Speaker 1>I will tell you I am now a more mature person.

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<v Speaker 1>So so years ago, I had an old FOURD Escort

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<v Speaker 1>that I needed to sell because I've bought a new car,

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<v Speaker 1>and these guys came around with cash, had to look

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<v Speaker 1>at it, handed it over to me, and took off

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<v Speaker 1>up the road. As soon as they took off, I

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<v Speaker 1>ran inside, turned the TV off, locked the front door,

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<v Speaker 1>and hid behind the front door because I knew they'd

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<v Speaker 1>be back because I knew that it was going to

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<v Speaker 1>break down about two hundred yards.

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<v Speaker 4>On the Also, they know where you are. This means

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<v Speaker 4>you're not watching the TV.

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<v Speaker 1>I could have thought that I'd just gone out somewhere

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<v Speaker 1>very quickly.

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<v Speaker 2>The way you say you're mature, completely unrepentant girls of laughter,

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't know what you're judging.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't you sell that dodgy you to one of our

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<v Speaker 2>listeners and they brought it back a day or two later?

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<v Speaker 4>But I channel idiot in the loop, Helen.

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<v Speaker 2>Bye bye bye, Healen, unrepented, still bringing a lot of joy,

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of fun, just.

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<v Speaker 4>Kind of people out of money, the laughing criminal Michael.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, morning, Christian and crew. How are you? Yes?

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<v Speaker 4>Michael? Who have your head from me?

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<v Speaker 6>So about twenty seven years ago, at our engagement party,

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<v Speaker 6>we hired a local hall in Dninal and after everybody

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<v Speaker 6>had left, we decided to play a little bit of

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<v Speaker 6>adult hide and seek. All was going well until we

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<v Speaker 6>heard the door to the hall rattling.

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<v Speaker 2>In a village hall, you thought this is a place

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<v Speaker 2>to do that. Well, yeah, engagement emotions running hut.

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<v Speaker 6>Thee was pregnant too at the time, so you know

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<v Speaker 6>it's got that as well. So we heard his rattling noise.

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<v Speaker 6>The wife quickly grabbed up all the clothes and took off,

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<v Speaker 6>so obviously we were both naked, at which point I

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<v Speaker 6>hid behind the bar standing up. Next thing I know,

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<v Speaker 6>there's a security guard that's walked into the hall, so

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<v Speaker 6>he can see me. I can see him on topless

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<v Speaker 6>of course, and had a little bit of a chat

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<v Speaker 6>and said to him, you know it was supposed to

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<v Speaker 6>be at by one. Okay, it wasn't until last that

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<v Speaker 6>he left. I turned around and saw that I was

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<v Speaker 6>standing behind full mirrors.

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<v Speaker 2>It was some swingers or something to hide out the

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<v Speaker 2>old churchill someone, this is all cleaned up.

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<v Speaker 4>You'll get the deposit back. It's not my business what

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<v Speaker 4>you're doing now.

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<v Speaker 6>Was it a church, It was a local whole.

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<v Speaker 3>The scouts will be yeah, one of their badges for that,

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<v Speaker 3>all right, Michael, thank you very much, your cool mate.

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<v Speaker 4>Take care, Thank you.

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<v Speaker 5>Christian.

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