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Speaker 2: Well, there's a couple of inventions that I didn't get

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Speaker 2: How about we start with this jaw chiseling gum. This

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Speaker 2: to hear amongst teenage boys who are using this particular

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Speaker 2: chewing gum to improve their jaw lines. It's called mastic gum, right,

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Speaker 2: and they say promises a chisel jawline. Supposedly, by building

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Speaker 3: You get a top gun jawline. Have you noticed all

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Speaker 3: those people on Top Gun They've got very strong jawlines

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Speaker 3: and smug faces.

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Speaker 1: Well.

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Speaker 2: Celebrity dermatologist doctor Paul Jared Frank, please keep up with

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Speaker 2: these people, has said he's skeptical about it. He said,

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Speaker 2: it's not possible to target fat loss in any particular area,

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Speaker 2: and the appearance of your jaw depends on your genetic

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Speaker 2: bone structure. Chewing gum regularly may strengthen your masticatory muscles.

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Speaker 1: My I'm masticating in here, stay out.

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Speaker 2: But all it does is strengthening the muscles and your

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Speaker 3: Right, because then you get the cheek muscles in the

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Speaker 3: aforementioned top gun.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of people.

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Speaker 3: Tom Cruise particularly does great cheek muscle acting.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I think that. Do you think he's un

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Speaker 2: supported by fillers, etc.

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Speaker 1: Ah, No, he does good face muscle. There's a bit

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Speaker 2: When I was younger, I was concerned about my kind

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Speaker 2: can just I'll do it, and you describe what you've.

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Speaker 1: Seem You look to range. But what am I doing

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Speaker 2: I'm pulling my lower jaw like missus mcgilli cuddy up

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Speaker 1: You look like Wallace or Gromt.

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Speaker 2: I did that probably for a couple of weeks, and

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Speaker 1: You've stopped doing that now. Number once I was doing it.

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Speaker 1: Beyond you how that you've got more chins than the

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Speaker 1: Chinese face. I don't have time to do it.

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Speaker 2: I was one's doing a beyond two thousand story where

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Speaker 2: they wanted me to go into a dolphin pool in

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but that was the time. That was that ear

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Speaker 3: That's what it's all about that show.

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Speaker 1: And I said, can I wear a wetsuit? He said,

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Speaker 2: In the end, I did go in a wetsuit. But

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Speaker 2: would make all the difference after forty No, Bobby, how

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Speaker 2: old was I? Twenty eight? After twenty years of inactivity

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Speaker 1: So you would magically become missus.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I once said to my host when you took

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Speaker 2: the when inflating a zodiac, I once said to my husband,

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Speaker 2: do I have legs like first?

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Speaker 1: He said, your legs are like l O, thank you?

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Speaker 1: You've got good legs?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't where does this come from? I've

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Speaker 2: And that's only because I had to pull that motorcycle

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Speaker 2: And I don't do legs and I don't do arms.

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Speaker 2: Well, you often said I had an Adelaide neck. You

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Speaker 1: No, I didn't say you. I never said that.

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Speaker 3: I said you've got an athletic there's ammer's neck, no

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Speaker 2: Okay, No, you're just backtracking now at all this. If

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Speaker 2: I turn up to a photo shoot and there's dresses,

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, just can't do it. Let me tell you

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Speaker 1: Come away from. The George's ling gum. Yeah, and mamma mosticating.

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Speaker 2: Okay, this one? You ready for this? We've had George's

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Speaker 2: ling gum.

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Speaker 2: How do you feel about a bum wiping mirror? This

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Speaker 2: is like a reverse camera for accuracy. So it's like

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Speaker 2: I've got a close up mirror that I put on

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Speaker 2: This is a mirror you put on the toilet lid.

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Speaker 2: You lift up the lid. You put this magnifying or

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Speaker 2: whatever mirror there so you can watch yourself. I'll read

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Speaker 2: you from their website.

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Speaker 1: Are you ready.

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Speaker 2: Introducing the original toilet mirror by id there? Don't be

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Speaker 1: How have I missed? How did I miss? The og?

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Speaker 2: The ultimate solution for achieving bathroom independence and ensuring cleanliness.

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Speaker 2: This innovative, first of its kind product empowers users of

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Speaker 2: all ages, enabling a new level of confidence in personal hygiene,

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Speaker 2: whether potty training or managing needs. Your mirror provides a

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Speaker 2: clear direct view that traditional methods can't match. Make it

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Speaker 2: essential for everyone's bathroom medicate.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, a direct view? Who wants that? No

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Speaker 2: You put it you attach it to the toys, so

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Speaker 2: you stick it on and I've seen I'll show you

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Speaker 2: that once again. Is another visual that you can describe.

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Speaker 2: Are you ready to see it?

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Speaker 1: Please?

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Speaker 2: Looks a little bit like this. Here's the ad toilet

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Speaker 2: mirror and you right attach it and then see what happens.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, someone's doing a demonstration. They've got shorts on

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Speaker 2: with the cutout. But I'm hoping it's a fake buttock.

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Speaker 1: Yep. If anything that's going to stop the cocaine crisis.

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Speaker 2: You know, no one wants to look up their own address. No, well,

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Speaker 2: there are two inventions. I'll keep my lookout for more.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe I missed the original toilet mirror. But

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Speaker 1: back up, yeah, ye oh yeah.

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Speaker 3: If you're a bit of a lothario or lothario, it's

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Speaker 2: Sound like a sagittarius.

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Speaker 3: It's very hard to get away with your latharistic activities.

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Speaker 1: If there's such a work you're being over the boat.

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Speaker 2: If you're saying, if you're going to root around, you'll

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Speaker 2: find out. These days people for people get caught all

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Speaker 3: What about the Tale of the vegan influencer who busted

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Speaker 3: a cheating boyfriend thanks to a Pepperoni pizza order.

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Speaker 2: This is interesting, isn't it. She used his phone. They

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Speaker 2: when I first read this story, I thought, maybe he's

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Speaker 2: She un leashed or discovered his infidelity.

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Speaker 1: He's eating out somewhere else.

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Speaker 2: He's not keeping it in his pantry at home, missering

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Speaker 3: So that begs the question is he a vegan? Does

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Speaker 3: that mean he dalis into eating a bit of No?

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Speaker 2: I think it means well, she has assumed he is.

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Speaker 2: She's found out that he's cheating. He's still a vegan,

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Speaker 2: but he's having it off with somebody else. What would

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Speaker 2: that be the bigger indiscretion than finding that he's a

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Speaker 3: But it's interesting, isn't it. How would you feel about

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Speaker 3: that which bit being betrayed in food or betrayed.

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Speaker 2: I'd rather be betrayed in food and betrayed betrayed.

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Speaker 1: How about you? Yeah, you know, yeah, I think what

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Speaker 2: Be outraged if your wife was a secret vegan.

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Speaker 1: I just don't get vegas. I don't understand it. You know,

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Speaker 3: You know, we we are the apex predator of the world.

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Speaker 1: We are the We're the ones where we're the number

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Speaker 2: Town because crocodiles are an apex predator.

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Speaker 1: We kill crocodiles.

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Speaker 3: Crocodiles kill us too, Yeah, of course they do, and

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Speaker 3: But having said that, we're the ones that have their

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Speaker 2: You'll find human skeleton bones in the den of lions.

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Speaker 2: You will a lot of trophies just for eating.

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Speaker 2: We do it for fun, they do it for food.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's kind of that shows you how dominant we are.

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Speaker 3: We don't even eat them. We just shoot them and

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Speaker 2: That's how dominant we are.

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Speaker 3: That's how good we are. Where everyone talks about how

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Speaker 1: But man, man will just keep living. That's what men do.

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Speaker 2: And so you're such a hunter gatherer hero, why don't

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Speaker 2: I spent all day and look what I've got.

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Speaker 3: I hunted out this the other night and got the

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, you're a hero. I'm a giant hero.

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Speaker 1: But that's what we do.

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Speaker 3: I got a maide of mine and he went for

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Speaker 1: Was riddled with cancer. My goodness, it was terrible. Oh

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Speaker 1: What was it? They were like little mini cisp but

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Speaker 3: But his whole circulatory system had bypassed around the his

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Speaker 3: pulmonary system, as I said, weaved its way around you.

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Speaker 3: Hear stories about people with incredible tales of survival.

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Speaker 2: So what were they and will they remove them.

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Speaker 3: No, they've got this, too many of them to remove.

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Speaker 3: But his body found a.

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Speaker 1: Way and he can live with it. You get live

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Speaker 1: with that. He's fine, totally fine. Now they're not.

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Speaker 3: Cancer is the asshole of it all, especially if you

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Speaker 1: But it is.

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Speaker 3: It's the worst thing in the world, no doubt about that.

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Speaker 3: But we have to marvel at the will to live,

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Speaker 2: Yes, but it's also like people who get splinters in

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Speaker 1: Slept again. Well, so what happened?

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Speaker 3: Then these young mary fellas came on ere Broke Goes,

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Speaker 2: When you got home and your wife would received this

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Speaker 2: Let's talk about something we didn't get around to talking

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Speaker 2: But Yogi's not Yogi bear professionals, professional yog He's not

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Speaker 3: Yogi used to hang around those picketing baskets, and that

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Speaker 1: So his face just looked weird and you couldn't work

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Speaker 2: But you didn't know why.

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Speaker 3: He just looked paper. Just used this demand to check

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Speaker 1: You know, how does he do it? He's such an

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Speaker 1: That picture was terrible. It still goes around. See they

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Speaker 1: still use it.

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Speaker 3: They still used it, They still used it, They still

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Speaker 3: use it to this day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and as you can see, my choppers are fine.

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Speaker 3: Yeah back then, back then, you can put me out

443
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Speaker 3: in the porch, scare kids away.

444
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Speaker 1: At hell, have we.

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Speaker 2: Out the inside of your head many years ago and

446
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Speaker 2: you still turned up to work and no one.

447
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Speaker 3: Noticed scooped all the insides out? Well, now I'm just

448
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Speaker 3: worried about I like going on roller case.

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Speaker 2: I forget how violent late they are because from the

450
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Speaker 2: outside you just see the up and the down. They

451
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Speaker 2: cover the other bit. So I go, I'm going to

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Speaker 2: do that. I went to Disney World and my kids

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Speaker 2: refused to go on some of the rides. I went

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Speaker 2: on them on my own, and I forget the violence

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Speaker 2: of the pulling, the swinging, the rocking. The guy the

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Speaker 2: young kids on the one next to me had some

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Speaker 2: headphones in, probably so he couldn't hear my screams. And

458
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Speaker 2: as soon as it starts, you go, oh, that's right,

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Speaker 2: I forgot it was this.

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Speaker 1: It's like childbirth. I forgot it was this. Yeah. Spinning

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Speaker 1: around ones.

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Speaker 3: I'm not so much a man of the spew ones. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: but I like the big drop ones. They're they're pretty

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Speaker 3: big drop.

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Speaker 2: If it just went up and did a big drop,

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Speaker 2: I'd be happy. It's the spinnerinery and the upside down whirligig.

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Speaker 1: I don't like what I do if I look at

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Speaker 1: the attendant before I go on the ride, covered in

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Speaker 1: vomb get out.

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Speaker 3: If it looks like a photo from me from the

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Speaker 3: front page of her lifestyle Lift.

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Speaker 2: Out News, she's holding a spanner.

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Speaker 1: With giant with teeth like mine.

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Speaker 2: I've told you the story about it.

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Speaker 1: I noticed it clear.

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Speaker 2: My friend who went on the rotor. She talked her

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Speaker 2: brother into letting her go to the to Luna Park

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Speaker 2: with him and his friends. He didn't want to, but

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Speaker 2: she insisted them up to take your sister. So she

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Speaker 2: was wearing one of those tops that we all made

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Speaker 2: at school, which tied in the front, a balero kind

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Speaker 2: of a top. The tied in the front, and she

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Speaker 2: stuffed her top with socks. Goes on the rotor and

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Speaker 2: you can't move your hands. If you know the rotor,

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Speaker 2: it's that big spinnerinery thing. The bottom drops out.

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Speaker 1: You're stuck to the wall.

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Speaker 2: You're stuck to the wall and can't move. So she's

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Speaker 2: opposite her brother's friends on this thing, and she looks

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Speaker 2: in her peripheral vision and sies a white thing. She goes,

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Speaker 2: what's that? It was the socks coming out of the

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Speaker 2: top up round her head.

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Speaker 1: Right, dreadful, your bosom seemed to be escaping.

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Speaker 2: She's in her early sixties and still can't talk about it.

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Speaker 1: She'd be really, I can. It's grateful, grateful for you

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Speaker 1: for bringing that up there. She loves it.

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Speaker 4: Everybuddy, it's time for Chelsea and the man.

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Speaker 1: That's fine room for Mello. It's a cutting room floor.

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Speaker 2: I saw a TikTok that I'd like to share with

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Speaker 2: you and get your thoughts on this young woman.

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Speaker 1: And well, she's got interesting.

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Speaker 2: Eye shadow and a funky hairdoo and she talks like

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Speaker 2: a like a you know, American TikToker. But she's talking

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Speaker 2: about God and about Jesus.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, have a listen.

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Speaker 5: Let's talk about what Jesus wears when he is in heaven.

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Speaker 1: My name's Dakota Lee.

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Speaker 5: I have a gift to see into the spiritual world beyond,

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Speaker 5: and I have been visiting heaven. God's been letting me

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Speaker 5: since I was twelve years old. And I love hanging

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Speaker 5: out with Jesus. When Jesus is in heaven, he often

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Speaker 5: wears his hair back in a low ponytail, and yes,

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Speaker 5: he'll wear sandals. He'll often be barefoot, and he'll wear

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Speaker 5: very loose fitting clothing. I've seen him in an actual

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Speaker 5: tunic plenty of times, but he will dress sometimes for

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Speaker 5: the occasion. This one time, just because he wanted to

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Speaker 5: make me laugh, he appeared to me in a cowboy hat.

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Speaker 5: And I love horses, but it was so so I

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Speaker 5: love cowboy hats, but it was so weird to see

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Speaker 5: him in that. Jesus definitely has a sense of humor.

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Speaker 5: And but one thing about Jesus, he told me he

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Speaker 5: does not like type fitting clothes.

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Speaker 2: Well, I've got a couple of questions from her point

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Speaker 2: of view. If you had access to Jesus, wouldn't you

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Speaker 2: be asking some searing questions and come back to us

525
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Speaker 2: all and say, here's what Jesus says about the state

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Speaker 2: of the world and the state of humanity. And if

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Speaker 2: you were Jesus and you knew that you could speak

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Speaker 2: directly to a person who could go on TikTok, wouldn't

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Speaker 2: you impart some information to her instead.

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Speaker 1: Of just putting a cowboy hat on what I need

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Speaker 1: to be beyondcey, that's.

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Speaker 3: That's what Jesus would do, because I'd like to be

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Speaker 3: mates with your imagine hanging out with Jesus.

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Speaker 1: But he'd be great, he.

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Speaker 2: Would, but her only insight into what it's like. He said,

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Speaker 2: he dresses exactly as we've seen him illustrated in Bible stories.

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Speaker 1: And how insightful and.

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Speaker 3: Pretty much that's the Anglicized version of how Jesus would look.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, ponytail, sandals, right.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes barefoot, but what a great sense of him. He

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Speaker 2: doesn't like typ fitting clothes. You're not going to see

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Speaker 2: him in lycra No, he's not going to be in

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Speaker 2: leisure where No. No, I wonder if if you're in heaven.

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Speaker 2: We've spoken about this before, you and I. If you

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Speaker 2: go up to the pearly gates when you've passed away, ye,

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Speaker 2: are you in there in what you were buried in

547
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Speaker 2: or what you died in?

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Speaker 1: That's a good question.

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Speaker 2: And how come Jesus is still wearing clothes that are well,

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Speaker 2: actually they're not age of pro not time appropriate, not

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Speaker 2: eon appropriate, because he's wearing cowboy hat.

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Speaker 3: Well to this young lady, Yes, yes, there's a lot

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Speaker 3: of questions, because when the Jesus was indeed crucified and

554
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Speaker 3: put into the creek, he.

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Speaker 2: Could have done with a hat. It was he was

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Speaker 2: outside sometime.

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Speaker 1: They had the shroudedir in. They put the shroud.

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Speaker 3: Over him and that came out and someone I don't

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Speaker 3: know that's still going the shroudisher in that's around. It's

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Speaker 3: interesting the outfit of the time though, that they wore.

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Speaker 2: He's still wearing it by the sound of things, apart

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Speaker 2: from the hat.

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Speaker 1: So that answers your question though, But.

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Speaker 2: It's not like he's adopted crocs.

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Speaker 3: No, if Jesus would not wear crocs the love of

566
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Speaker 3: Pete and the other apostles, No, Jesus would not.

567
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Speaker 2: Wear Do you think he'd ask a question like gee?

568
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Speaker 2: Or does he know everything? He knows what modern carpentry is, Like, well,

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Speaker 2: that's the thing. Would she he asked her to impart

570
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Speaker 2: information or he already knows.

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Speaker 3: That's why he's take so long to get back to us.

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Speaker 2: Is it coming to remember when Mary appeared down at

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Speaker 2: Kuji near where I lived in apparition?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Then, yeah, only at certain times of day. She wasn't

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Speaker 2: there after three because the light on the fence was different,

577
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Speaker 2: but also she had to do school pick up.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And to this day there are monuments down there.

580
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Speaker 2: A whole lot of Filipino nuns would come down and leave.

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Speaker 1: So what happened with that, It was optical illusion. That's

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Speaker 1: the white.

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Speaker 2: People's that's what That's what cynics would say.

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Speaker 1: It's an optical illusion. The illusion at a certain time

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Speaker 1: in the afternoon.

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Speaker 3: As you said, three o'clock would bear light onto the

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Speaker 3: white structure.

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Speaker 1: So what happened to well.

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Speaker 2: Locals got angry. I wasn't one of them, but people

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Speaker 2: thought talk about false idols. People thought, why are you're

591
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Speaker 2: worshiping a fence post? It's an illusion? And they painted

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Speaker 2: the fence black and then kicked it over. Mary had

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Speaker 2: to wait at another bus stop.

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Speaker 1: Isn't it enough just to paint it black? Why kick

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Speaker 1: it over?

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Speaker 2: Well, it brings up a lot of emotion in people

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Speaker 2: when people are worshiping the wrong things. Yeah, you can

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Speaker 2: be a big worshiper of Mary and all the all

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Speaker 2: the goodness that she would impart without without believing that

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Speaker 2: the apparition on a fence paling as her.

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Speaker 1: I believe in Jesus, yes, and.

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Speaker 2: My cynicism about the fence post isn't about my cynicism

603
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Speaker 2: about myria.

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Speaker 3: You know, when someone says I don't believe in God

605
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Speaker 3: and I don't believe in anything. Afterwards, I think we'll

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Speaker 3: hang on a minute. You know, i'd like to you know,

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Speaker 3: I'd like to get to the pearly gates. Keep your

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Speaker 3: options open in the outfit that my family have dressed

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Speaker 3: me in more likely.

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Speaker 2: To little bo peep. It's a humor till the end.

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Speaker 1: And Peter's going through the ledger and I, well, Pete.

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Speaker 2: I wonder if you get nervous when you're standing there

613
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 2: so and I'd get there and say, did Jonesy get in?

614
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 2: Because if he gets in.

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Speaker 3: Short and I'm thinking the same thing she gets and

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Speaker 3: you'd winge me excuse me?

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Speaker 1: I wonder what he wears? He'd wear crocs? No, he's

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Speaker 1: got over and who yeah? Is that?

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Speaker 2: We're probably going to hell for this conversation.

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Speaker 1: We're all in it together. Everybody does it